This Is Important - Ep 241: Our Greatest Episode Yet (Allegedly)

Episode Date: March 25, 2025

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Today on This Is Important? Ooh! Eee! Yah-yah-yah-yah! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Slice that wiener, tap that wiener, tap that rotisserie chicken. I had it in like a gas station and it was very bad. Buckle up.

Hello, Henshaw. Woo! Scoochie! We're back! Great ass! Scoochie! Coo-ta-ta. Whoa. Goofy!

Are you having a laugh? Who is Wattata? Who is Scoochie? Coo-ta-ta. Goofy! Was that me saying Goofy? We should get my mom to get on here and say, Goofy!

Is that your mom's slogan or catchphrase? Goofy. That was him impersonating her goofy That's what my mom told me after she saw a man blowing another maybe man a man blowing Gotcha bitch! The man Huck! Toot! I'm like do you know how that works? No, I was a man that was getting blown but then I think it was also a man blowing this man.

Hello handsome. Underneath the freeway overpass, and we were on one of her walks that she takes every day. I've told you guys this. Goofy. And then I go, mom, there's a guy, I was giving her shit about this walk, because it was like next to like a dump,

and like a literal dump, it smelled like shit. There was like hyperdermic needles just strewn about There was people like doing a drug deal right in front of us. There was homeless guys that knew her by name We've established she's had a background in this milieu And then we see you know these people blowing this guy underneath a freeway overpass. And I go, mom, these people blowing the sky, taking turns lining up. I don't know if it was a man or woman. I wasn't sure. It was just a head. And then this person blowing this guy. And then I go, mom, there's a person blowing this guy. And she just looks over and goes, goofy. Get her done.

I don't know how to read that story. That's funny. Yeah. But where'd she hear that or she just made it up? I don't know. I just think she gets weird and uncomfortable and just thinks her goofy then. That's a great way to sum stuff up. Sometimes shit is just goofy.

Yeah, it's a little goofy. Yeah. I think maybe that's the way to just... Babe, you want to go get goofy? Goofy! Let's go get goofy later. Goofy! Should we go upstairs and get goofy?

She's like, what? Goofy! I'm busy. That way you could say, like, I would love to fuck you today, but you can't say I'd love to fuck you today in front of the kids. You gotta have code.

Right, right, right. You gotta have some code words. Yeah, but you gotta hide it a little. Oh, okay, I didn't know I'd love to fuck you today in front of the kids. You gotta have code. Right, right, right. You gotta have some code words. Yeah, but you gotta hide it a little. Oh, okay, I didn't know that. Oops. Goofy! Goofy! Damn.

I guess I've been a little goofy. You wanna go butt goofy me? Yeah. You trying to... Let's let him go. Let's let him go. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, bro.

I'm sorry, brother. That's not funny. Let's let him go. Let's let him go. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, brother. That's my bad. Why does that tickle you so pink?

It's my childhood. You're throwing me back. Why do you think that that isn't good enough code word? You want to get, hey, maybe later me and mommy can get goofy. You don't think that that would, you think that that would isn't good enough code word? You want to get, hey, maybe later me and mommy can get goofy. You don't think that that would, you think your kids would be like, you're going to go have sex with mommy later? I think your kids.

No, I think they'd want to be like, I'll be goofy with you later. Oh, shit. That's illegal. And they go, what? Yeah. So you got to be like, should we work on the taxes later? When I'm working on your taxes. Yeah. Something you gotta be like, should we work on the taxes later? Hmm, wouldn't mind working on your taxes. Yeah, something like that.

File that 1080. Yeah. Yeah. 1090? In your butt. 1099? Yeah, something like that. Let's file it in the butt tonight.

Oh, I love it! I don't know if that, because of the butt part at the end that you put on there, I think that that kind of doesn't work for the code part. That would be the tell, Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be the tell. My kid would get it right. Yeah.

Well, how do you... Your kid would get that. My kid would get that. They'd go, wait a second. Blake's 12-year-old... Would she get it? Would she get it? I feel like any adult would get it.

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, hi-yo. Blake, did you add any of that fucking Tourette's Girl to the board? Bridlin? Yeah. Oh, hi-o. Blake, did you add any of that fucking Tourette's Girl to the board? Bridlin? Yeah.

Oh, no. No, I need to do a board drop revamp. What's the name of the show? Obviously she has a condition that is not funny, but. Okay, you sound like Anthony Jesselnec right now. Hang on, but the things that she says because of her condition are very funny, and how she says them is even funnier. You can't be that funny.

Like, to have Tourette's and you just scream fuck, it can be like, kind of sad and like, scary. Yeah, of course. She is so funny. She's not just saying fuck. She's so funny when she says, when she has her Tourette ticks. Yeah. It's I mean she's a comedy god. The ones she's ticking. Yeah. Oh. Are funny. When she's ticking. Oh she's fucking. Peace up egg town. Yeah she has an usher tick. Come on. Yeah. Her name is Balin. Yes. Is it Balen? Not Braylen, Balen.

Balen, which is a fucking cool name, by the way. That's such a- People 2020s modern name. I mean, Balen Dupree. Balen Dupree? What a fucking sick name, dude. That's sick. Out Loud is the show.

So it is, yes, it's this, but she has a really good attitude about it. She's a really lovely girl, awesome personality. She has Tourette's and it just so happens to be, you know, what a funny version of Tourette's. The funniest. And by the way, I don't know if this happens to you guys, but if I'm watching a clip, I actually think I watched the first episode but just watching her on Instagram I have now just walked around the house saying her tics like I have a tick and I wonder if there's any doctors listening slide into

Blake's DMs about this is there anything to like a syndrome where like you can where it's like contagious like If I'm borderline... She's given America Tourette. Right, if I'm borderline Tourette, is that why I'm picking up on this? What's happening? Because I keep saying, wind it up. Oh, it's science, peace up A town.

I keep saying peace up A town. What's the one she says where she's like, he's got a wiener and then she's... He's got a nine inch wiener. And then she goes, oh uh, like he's got a wiener and then she's. It's got a nine inch wiener. And then she goes, Oh no, it's that that wiener, tap that wiener, tap the rotisserie. Gotcha bitch. I keep saying that it's unreal. Tap that wiener, tap that wiener, tap the rotisserie chicken.

It's unreal. She'll also say like something like, uh, my mom has herpes. Crab. No, it's just like, uh, my father has murdered President Joe Biden. He's buried in the backyard. I don't know. Uh, it just will say shit like that. And you're like, Oh, sure.

Yeah. I'm like, is that a tick? What's happening here? That's pretty complex tech. Yep. Yeah. Huh? Sometimes it's almost like, you know, like I feel like there's been a murderous,

she wrote episode where like the parrot is the one that like tells you that they murdered somebody where it's like, help, help. He's stabbing me. Right. That's kind of a good little twist on it. Classic. I watch a lot of murders she wrote. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I watch a lot. Is that a good twist? Is that a classic? Yeah. I don't know if that's a classic. Yeah, I guess I don't remember watching a lot of murders she wrote, but. Oh, you got to tap in. I just watched an episode recently.

It's unreal. Angela Lansbury. She just kind of like walks around like, ooh, guess what? And then like what? And then she moves into another room and she goes, you guys, did you see this? They go, we didn't see that. And then she's like, oh, you should have seen it.

It's crazy. The pace of the show is crazy. And because she's not going to like run. So the show is kind of bad, but like, no? No, no, no, no, no. It's very entertaining. She used to win Emmys like every year for that show. Yes.

Yeah, but they used to be a little willy-nilly with those Emmys, right? What do you mean? Oh, no. They're more willy-nilly now. Yeah. What are we talking about? You had to earn this shit. That's how good she is. She doesn't have to ever... She never runs. She never jumps. She never bends down. It's just like... No, yeah. She just shoots looks and is like...

I'm out of here. She looks, she sits down, she types, and she talks. But I thought the way you guys were just explaining Murder She Wrote is like... She's like, you didn't see that clue? Well, you should have seen that clue. And then she walks. Yes. Yeah, but she did it better than anybody on television, Adam. Yeah, she hypnotizes you with it. It's insane.

Because of how slow she talks? You just have to watch it. And by the way, when she was young, she was a fucking babe. Wasn't that how it was crazy? When you grow up watching old people and you don't realize they had a whole career as a different thing before,

like, I'm gonna come. Yeah, like who who I mean I guess everybody Sally Fields she was hot when she was old I have a crush on her yes Sally Fields sure but like who is somebody yeah okay I mean okay right where is it we got in the chat okay I want to see some hot Angela Lansbury photos. Oh, okay. What do we got?

Yeah, here, I'll try to drop the wool stuff. Is she like in a bathing suit? So, hey, can we chill with these links that are, I mean, how many letters long does it need to be? Jesus Christ. Why don't you talk to Trump about that one? Come on, Doge, let's talk about these. Oh my God, nah, her eyes are a little scary. She's actually kind of frightening looking to me.

She kind of looks like a puppet. Yeah, dude. I don't know. I'm not. I'm not sold on this. I think she's hotter when she's old. If I'm being honest. What?

Thank God you're being honest. What, bro? This isn't going to be another episode of your weird kinks. So where you're trying to fuck Isaac. I'm saying this photo of her in the red blazer, I think is hotter than her with these weird kinks. Where you're trying to fuck Isaac. I'm saying, this photo of her in the red blazer, I think is hotter than her with these weird puppet eyes. Dude, she has the same eyes. Your eyes don't change when you get older.

No, they came out a little bit. When she's young, they were like sunken. It's very awkward. She kind of looks like somebody who's famous now. OK, well check the other, the next photo, the next photo. Okay. Now is this a little sexier for you, Blake? I'm sorry, dude.

Yeah, that's not bad, but I'm still going to this one in the red blazer from... Dude, the red blazer, she's in her 70s. She looks good. I mean, she looks like... She looks good. She looks like. I mean, she looks like... She looks good. She looks like Barbara Bush. Dude, she just looks like

she's the assistant principal at your high school. That's what she looks like. Maybe I have a principal kink. I don't know. Do you have a hot vice principal? Like, a guy... you know who... do you guys ever watch Just Shoot Me? Uh... yeah. With David Spade, right?

Remember like the old guy who owned the magazine? Yes. Was he hella hot? He was like a handsome movie star back in the day. Was he? You know what I mean? Yeah. Or like Mr. Roper from Three's Company.

That's a good one. I hope I have the opposite happen. Where like, they're like, yeah, Adam Devine. Oh yeah, the hot older man actor. And then like, he used to be kind of like a just a regular kind of dumpy looking little guy. Yeah, you ever see, yeah, you ever see that? Have you ever seen Pitch Perfect 1?

His head was a balloon. He looked like a whoopee cushion. Yo, this picture you're posting, Blaze? That's a good one, right? Talk to me. That's a hot number. Okay, so I found a posting, Blaze? That's a good one, right? Talk to me. That's a hot number. Okay, so I found a hot, and maybe, uh, Todd, if we could mark this photo, I'd love to have this on the TII page,

because this is a hot diddy right here. Blake. What? Where she's in her 90s. Let him go. Let him cook. She's not in her 90s, dude. This black and white photo where she's sitting in this fur bed. 1890s. She's got a slit up her skirt. She's showing leg. She's got a look in her eyes.

We're back to slits. We're back to slits. Well, that is not what you said. No, she's got a look in her eyes like she's about to murder your something else, brother. Murder your scrote? Oh, give me a second. Come on. Okay, I see what you said. You see it? Okay, yeah. Yeah. Oh, give me a second. Come on.

OK, I see what you're what you said. You see it? OK, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the Lansbury. All right. Yeah, that that almost looks like our old house, Adam.

She might be in the fire pit. Is that the old couch? That might be. Dyrs puked in that fire pit night one. Remember how we had. Oh, yeah. That's my boy. That's what I do.

That's my boy. OK, so Blake and I rented a house. When we first moved in, it was season two of Workaholics. We finally were moving out of the Workaholics house that we had lived in for years prior and then the first season. Loose but whole. We're like, we can afford to rent a dope place.

We rented this sick place in the Hollywood Hills. We weren't done being roommates yet because we were just. We weren't done. We loved each other. We still needed another year or two. Yeah, and we rented this sick place had to pay cash It was sketchy. We like literal cash in an envelope. It was weird night one We're like, hey, we got a christen in the new place and by that I mean Yeah, just basically durst comes over and we get fucking blackout drunk. Yeah.

I thought it meant something else. I did too. What, Blake fucks Isaac? No. Or Isaac fucks Blake? No, I don't fuck him. I don't fuck him. Prisoned him by barfing all over the fur rug.

And then Ders, we have a sunken in fire pit with like white plush carpet. It was strange. It was strange. It was fur. Right next to a fireplace is very strange was strange. Yes fur right next to a fireplace is very strange Yeah, yes right next to the fireplace with like this rock wall next to it like a not like a rock climbing wall you can't climb it, but it was like 1970s style and Durs puked on the white carpet that very first night. I

Curled up in there to sleep that was where I was like I'll sleep in here Yeah, and I just couldn't make it up to the ledge could have puked on the floor should have puked on the floor. Yeah That's my take back for today. I wish I could take it back Oh, and then I think I like went and I rented like a shampoo carpet shampoo. Yeah, that was kind of you That's so cool. Didn't didn't quite work, but yeah That's so cool. Didn't quite work, but yeah. Didn't work. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It never quite looked or smelled the same. I was like, I think this thing needs water, but it's due back because I only paid for an hour. Amen, but good on you, brother. Good on you. Good on you, mate. Good on you. Those were the days.

Hey, we got a new LaCroix flavor here. Switching gears. Of what? Wait, hold on. This is important. Hold on. Switching gears. Of what? Wait, hold on. This is important, hold on. Switching gears here. Now this is important. Wait, wait, wait.

Can you guys see what this says? That shit's important. What is it? Mojito? Hold on. Wow. Mojito. Does it have alcohol?

Or it's just flavored? No, but I think that they, I think you put some rum in here though. Oh, how does it taste? So what, that's like mint and coconut? Yeah, it's got a little minty, not even any coconut. It's just kind of like mint and lime. Put some lime in the coconut.

Mojito is mint, cane sugar, and lime. Is that it? And rum. Yeah, so maybe you gotta add a little sugar, a little rum. And rum, of course, you gotta have the rum. Does it have rum flavor? A little rum to warm me up and that's a life for me. That's life!

Okay. No, it's got no sugar in it. It's probably water, dude. Yeah, it's water. That sounds gross. La Croix. Yeah, it's not. I don't think I could drink two of these in a row.

La Croix has really fallen off. I feel like you don't see it half as much as you did. I got shit on by somebody when I did their podcast and they're like, dude, you're drinking La Croix, you gotta fucking step your game up. And I was like, do I? It's old news. What were they on?

Waterloo. Oh, sure. Yeah, Waterloo. Is that what it's called, Waterloo? Is Waterloo from our hometown, Adam, of Waterloo, Iowa, or? No, I mean, there's Waterloo's, well, I'm actually from there and you have never been.

Fucking Waterlosers! I was born. I was conceived there maybe. No you weren't. Marshalltown maybe. It was a different, totally different place. Eldora? Yeah, never been. No, no, no, no. It is not. There's a lot of Waterloo's.

What? Yeah, there's a lot of Waterloo's. There's a lot of Concord's as well, though. At least two. But there's only one Waterloo that matters. What do we call this? Town name talk? Yeah, he's getting in the weeds with the name talk. Well, I'm just showing that I know. There's a Paris in Texas, did you know that?

I did know that. There's also a few Pittsburgh's as well. There's a Pittsburgh where I grew up. There's the Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, as we famously know. There's a lot of really. There's a Pittsburgh outside of Concord? Yeah, right over the hill. That's where Wiener Snitchel was. That makes no sense. Wiener Snitchel?

How do you say it? I remember it. My man's brain is Wiener Snitchel. No, I remember getting roasted quite a bit about the way I say Wiener Snitchel. How was it said? Wiener-schnitzel. No, I remember getting roasted quite a bit about the way I say Wiener-schnitzel. How is it said? Wiener-schnitzel? Well, it's not snitchel.

Schnitch. It's not schnitzel. It's snitzel. It's schnitzel. It's schnitzel. Schnitzel. I say Wiener-schnitzel. No, you say Wiener-schnitzel.

Yeah. Schnitzel, Wiener-schnitzel. But it's Wiener-sh, schnitzel. Schnitzel. Wiener-shitzel. Weiner Schnitzel. But it's Weiner Schnitzel. Schnitzel. Weiner Schitzel. Are you for real? Bam. Weiner Schitzel. Is that real?

What is it? Weiner, what is it? Weiner Schnitzel. Schnitzel. That's what I said. No, it's not. Weiner Schnitzel. You say Weiner Schitzel.

Dude, that's fine. I do not say Weiner Schnitzel. Schitzel. I'm a man. Run it back. Run the tape back. Weiner Schitzel. So Blake, so this, Whipitzel. Shit's no. Run it back. Run the tape back.

Wienerschnitzel. So Blake, so this... Wib it up. It's from one town over from your town and you don't know... Pittsburgh. No, Pittsburgh. Yeah. One town over from your hometown.

Yes. Yes, Concord to Pittsburgh. And Pittsburgh, California. Yes. And you do not know how to pronounce it. And you've never said it right. Wienerschnitzel. That's pretty good.

Wienerschnitzel. Well, now you're, you see how you're pulling it back? It's because you're not confident in it. It's one of my favorite fast food restaurants, and I, yeah, I love it. What do you get when you go chili dog? Is that what they call it? Chili cheese fries.

And I used to get the Western dog, but they- What'd you say, Adam? He said air, just being silly. The Western dog, but they changed the recipe a little bit with the Western dog. Oh, how dare they? And let me guess, when you go there, you make sure to take a lot of photos, post about it.

A salad. Be like, oh, I'm here at the schnitz. I do love it, and I would shout it out all day. Also, the one in Burbank actually serves beer, which is pretty freaking cool. Yeah, that is cool. And are they all A-frame buildings, right? Not all of them, but the good ones are,

they are shaped like a steeple. It's really cool. Now, it's a hot dog stand. Pretty gross, pretty disgusting, not good really cool. Mm-hmm. Uh, now it's a hot dog stand. Pretty gross, pretty disgusting, not good. Uh, no. I love it. A true gut bomb. Yeah, true gut bomb.

I love it. I think it's delicious. MUSIC This is John Cameron Mitchell, and my new fiction podcast series, Cancellation Island, stars Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the recently canceled. In the future, we will all be canceled for 15 minutes.

But don't worry, we'll take you from broke to woke or your money back. Cancellation Island's revolutionary rehab therapies like Bad Touch Football, Anti-Racism Spin Class, and mandatory Ayahuasca ceremonies are designed to force the cancel to confront their worst impulses. But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing. Karen, where have you brought us?

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in the first two years of being together. I find out he is cheating on me, not only with women, but also with men. What should I do? Okay, where do I start? That's not love. He doesn't love you enough because if he loved you he'd be faithful. It's going to be an exciting year and I hope that you can join me. Listen to Cheekies and Chill Season 4 as part of the My Kultura podcast network available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I actually auditioned, do you remember that show that was like studio 60 or it

was, it was something like that. And yeah, on the sunset strip. Yeah. On the sunset strip. So I had an audition for that show and that was the first time I ever had an audition for like a real TV show And it was that's when NBC was in Burbank Directly across the street was that wiener schnitzel and I went there. Well said you did not go before ate lunch there before

My ass was puckering it was like like the shit was like It didn't go well dude, they were like cause of that ask me they're like yeah, okay, let's have fun play with it Let's have fun with it. I was like I was like I can't play with it. I Got a go like you sure I do love that Adam was like and then I'm gonna drop into the jazz splits I can't do this once if I do splits, I'm gonna fucking shit my pants. They're like, and we're looking at your resume. It says you are a ground lean.

You're very good at improv. Can you just play with the lines a little bit? I can't think of anything else right now. I don't, I'm good, I'm good. And here it says you can touch your toes while standing. Can you? No, I'm good, I'm good. Do they do cheese fries there?

Is that their thing? They do chili cheese fries. Dude, they do every bad choice that like any fast food place has ever made. Weiner Schnitzel has decided to do them all. I'm living in a nightmare. Adam, exactly. They're like, we're gonna do all the gross shit

that you don't want to have done to your fries or your hot dog. You're crazy. Diarrhea. We're gonna do all the gross shit that you don't want to have done to your fries or your hot dog. You're crazy. We're gonna do all of it. Adam, to that point, how does it stay open? How does it flourish? How? I don't know. Teenagers? Yeah, people with bad taste buds. No, no, no, no, no, no. Every time you go in there it's always like people... The saddest, oldest people. It you go in there, it's always like people. The saddest, oldest people. It's always people over... It's an entire bus of church groups.

It's people over 60. Yeah. And then me and my boys. Oh, what a cool hang. Over 60,000 BMI or whatever. We go V candidates. No, bro. It's my last one. Everyone there is like, this is my last one.

This is my last one. I better not see you back here, bro. It's my last one. Everyone there is like, this is my last one. This is my last one. I better not see you back here, buddy. These are men who have been through the world. They've tried everything. Men who have made bad choices. No, no, no, no. And they continue to make bad choices. They've tried meals from around the world

and they keep coming back to the best meal. And it's Wiener Schnitzel, which is such a good place. Dude, it's not good. I'm not a fan of the chili style that they do there. Like, I don't like that style of chili. No bean. It's no bean chili. It's no bean chili. Yeah, yeah. Like Tommy's hamburgers. I remember getting taken there when I moved to LA.

No. That's gross. You guys are crazy. And people are like, this is official. Like, now you're from LA. And I took a bite and I was like... Diarrhea. Diarrhea. Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

I mean, dude. You guys are crazy. You guys are crazy. I'm revoking your man card right now because you guys are not good at basketball. Adam, people with low teeth think there's man cards. Yeah, dude, it doesn't even exist. What?

People with high teeth knows there isn't one because I'd have it. Bull craprap dude if there's I don't know what Isaac gave me then. I think I wrote something once where someone carried around a literal man card. Yeah remember that because that's really good. Someone's like I don't think those exist and I go they don't this person made it for themselves is the joke. It's an official Spike TV band card. And they were like, I don't get it, and I go, well, don't buy it then, I guess. And I won. Oh man, you guys are tripping. I will say they, It's really funny, but okay. Wienerschnitzel does make like,

Cod dogs, like fish stick dogs, and I'm like, I will say that's going a little far. See, and you're, now you're making my point. No, no, no, no, they do have some items that are questionable. So maybe we make a list of the worst past food places. That's disgusting.

Okay. Okay, here we go. And at the top, do we say the top is the worst? Yes, is the, number one, for me. No. No. No. You know, Shintzel.

Yoshidoya. I'm sorry, dude, it just, it ain't it for me. It ain't it Schnitzel. Yoshinoya. I'm sorry, dude. It just, it ain't it for me. It ain't it. The cause of diarrhea. No. For me. Okay, so Adam, you've made your point very clear.

So Blake, what's worse than Weiner Schnitzel, just so we know where you're coming from? The worst fast food restaurant? I know what it is. What? I actually had a, the first, the worst fast food experience I've ever had, I had with Blake. Do you remember? It was unreal. Yes, but I think, I think it was, I think that was a rare case. I agree. If I'm thinking about what I'm thinking about.

Popeyes. Was it on, yeah Popeyes on Hollywood. Yeah. We had a Popeyes incident. Yeah. It was not good. I'll never forget it. Well Popeyes, I would say 80% of all Popeyes are the worst.

The cause of diarrhea. If you can find you a good Popeyes. Dude, it's just in the South. If in the South. No, I know one. That's where they're good. Anywhere outside of the South. There's a Burbank location that is cracking.

It's cracking. This is an unpopular choice, but I'll say Jack in the Box. I think it's fucking gross. I've never had a good experience. Yeah, you know what? I agree. I used to eat so much of that shit, but it is... Yeah, I'm not a Jack guy. It's a little... Oh, Del Taco. No, Del Taco's flamethrower.

Del Taco's good, dude. Del Taco's good. Del Taco's whackness. What. Del Taco's good, dude. Del Taco's good. Del Taco's whackness. What? Del Taco's zero flavor. It just was rated best fast food. It's science. Oh yeah, they take pride. By who?

This dick? What? Del Taco has no flavor. Every time I go there, I'm like, why am I chewing on this paper? Oh wait. You add sauce. This is the meal. You add sauce. I'm gonna add I'm like, why am I chewing on this paper? Oh wait, this is the meal. You add sauce.

I'm gonna add sauce to you, come here. I wish you would. I wish you would. July 26th of last year in the KTLA, that is Los Angeles local news. That's biased. And wait, since we're talking to- This is some nerd who went to high school with Isaac.

Chick-fil-A has been dethroned as America's favorite fast food chain according to a recent fast food poll conducted by USA Today. And then the popular chain known for its chicken sandwiches, waffle pies, mac and cheese has been bumped to third on the list, number one, Del Taco. Whoa. Right.

Number two, this is, it's a questionable list. Number two is KFC. Haven't been in a long time. Whoa. Right. Number two, this is, it's a questionable list. Number two is KFC. Haven't been in a long time. Stop. I haven't been in a long. Stop, stop. Three is Chick-fil-A, four is In-N-Out. At five is Hardee's.

This list is already wack. Yeah. This list is already sorry. Well, this list is LA specific, obviously, because. No, it's a USA Today poll. But, Del Taco's not anywhere except California, I believe. No, no, no, no, it's it's a USA Today poll but Del Taco's not anywhere except California I believe no no no no it's all it's nationwide now and we don't have Hardee's though Del Taco is nationwide oh hold up hold up

hold up everyone who likes Del Taco is sorry no grew up grew up by they grew up liking Del Taco these are the people who think that In-N-Out fries are crazy. And you're like, Del Taco fries are very good. The fact that they have fries is blasphemy. Cool. No, that's cool, dude. You're trippy. What else did they have?

Fucking sourdough fucking dumplings? What are we talking about here? Go off, King. Dude, keep cooking. Keep cooking. So this, Blake, I hate you for that.! Okay, so this, uh, Blake... I hate you for that, killer dude. So Blake, what's the worst one?

What's the worst? Keep cooking, he just becomes like a sassy fucking Gen Zer. Keep cooking, Yas Queen! Yes! It's fire! Sorry, bro. I'm sorry. My least favorite. Least or weest, either one.

Least favorite. My least favorite. I don't love Burger King, dude. Of course not. This is fine. You can say these things. But, but... I don't... I mean, I like Burger King.

I like the char- charbroiler. Char-grr-grr-grr. When's the last time you had it, though? Dude, I haven't been to a lot of these places in years. are brought up. Targararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararar and it was better than Taco Bell. This is the thing with fast food restaurants. They're all not great, but if you know your order, you find your items, you can go. Like Burger King, that's the one place where I'm not sure what I get.

If I go to Jack in the Box, which I'm not a huge fan of, I like their egg rolls and I like their Monster Tacos. The tacos from Jack in the Crack. They're fucking wild, the worst. Their life change. When you're 22, they're game changers, because you're like, oh no, I always thought they were garbage.

They're wild, they have a slice of cheese in them. You lose! They're so bad, they're good. That's what makes them good. I forgot. Did I talk about how I went to Applebee's the other day on the way back from Oregon driving? I don't know if you did.

You didn't hit Anderson's P. Stoop? Disappointed. Cruised by disappointed. Cruised right by that. But took the fam to Applebee's. OK. You guys, you guys. What?

What? Yeah. It's so, it's not even bad. It's like gross. It's like gross. What? Disappointed. Well, yeah. Well, what sucks is you used to eat good in the neighborhood and now I feel

Chili's with their fun jingles have really taken over the fast casual space. And good for Chili's. Chili's for life. Oh dude. The Chili's is legit. Legit. Oh Chili's is pounded. Oh yeah dude. And Applebee's is pounded. Oh, yeah, dude. And the and Applebee's had him in the nineties. I feel like you were fucking you go to the the Applebee's baby. It was a real bummer. A lot of places have slipped because I'm like this is

what people are eating a lot of places and dude, it was gnarly. What'd you get? I need to know the order. I mean, I got a, I got there like the prime rib, whatever sandwich, like the, what do they call that? Were you dipping in the horseradish? What do they call that? Au jus, what do they call that? We don't know. A beef dip, beef dip.

The beef dip. I got the beef dip, and then I got like some boneless wings to like kick it off. Oh my God. Oh damn. Shit was gnarly. And this is just with your like little kids and your wife. You get boneless wings to kick it off. I love you Ders, you're the best. What else would I

get? My kids love boneless wings. Yeah yeah they're kicking it off starting young. But here's what I thought I was gonna be fun. You say kids what do you want to kick it off with? I go we're kicking it off kids and here's how we're kicking it. But here's how I try to kick it off further. I thought I was like the fun dad. I ordered what is essentially like a Shirley Temple, but they add Pop Rocks to it. The cause of diarrhea.

Damn, son. So I got a seven-year-old, 11-year-old. I think they're going to be like, whoa. 11-year-old instantly goes, that's disgusting. Seven year old sees it and he goes, what are those things? I go, it's candy. And he's like, that's gross. And I'm like.

I mean, I kind of am questioning your children right now. Like I tried it. It tastes normal. But the fact that they're like, let's put Pop Rocks into a Shirley Temple, dude. That sounds dope to me, dude. I know, but it ended up being real, real diabetes. Like, diabetes. Diabetes.

Diabetes. It just was like, am I drinking this for real right now? You guys had this on a menu for real? There was a guy that I, for whatever reason, my algorithm is like, you're going to like this. And I don't, but I watch like 80 videos. So you, so you love the guy with the big dick. Yeah. Uh, the video of Isaac fucking Blake. It doesn't exist. He did not record it.

No, the like my life has a soda addict guy and he's just like, he has a garage floor to ceiling of sodas. And he crushes 100 cans of soda a day, and maybe more. Oh, that's not good. And he's, but it's all like, zeros, and like, no sugar. Sugar doesn't matter. Your boobs are huge. But you're like, this guy's gonna fuckin' die.

He's gonna die, dude. That's too much That's chemical overload. You think that's too much Adam? I do I do That's too much. Yeah. Yeah, that's a lot. That's chemical overload. Whatever is the zero about it? Even if it's there's no sugar. Yeah, the replacement sweetener is gonna do worse Well, even dude, even if it was full I mean both ways if you have too much of one thing, you know, whether it's 60 cups of coffee or a bunch of Z-Quil every night or a future.

Unless it's circle, it's too much. Unless it's a hundred cups of circle, it's too much. Yeah, that's fine. Which I'm hooked, by the way, Adam. I'm in now. Yeah, you've been sipping on your circle. I have, dude. Good, dude.

At night, daddy sips his circle at night. Don't touch daddy's circle. That's daddy's. It's a mojito flavor. I'm changing lives over here. My neighbor's having some work done on his house, and the guy who's doing the work, as a sweet man, he's always very friendly.

He's very nice to us when we have Bo out in the backyard or whatever. And, you know, uh, and he's like, Hey, so, uh, your commercial, I, we saw your commercial and I have a nine year old and I said, Oh, I, uh, I know that guy. And, and your, your circle water bottle commercial came on and my son was like, Oh, I want a water bottle. so I went out and bought him one He loves it. He's the coolest kid at school because I got him this circle water bottle and then I hooked him up with like 100 flavors dude nice. Oh shit. Yeah, gotcha bitch dude. I love this power because for whatever reason power Yeah, the privilege

Power to have to have a privilege like to see it. It's a superpower. Do you want to see your kid again? No, because I'm making dads look so fucking good dude like McBride and his kids His kids love it. So I've hooked them up with a bunch and and Blake's daughter she was like, thank you so much for the... They are, they're kissing the ring. They love it, dude. They love the circle. The power. You're like the godfather, dude. She was like, ah!

You're like the godfather. I'm like, what was it when our age? Like now these kids like fucking water bottles. Like hop rocks. Which is bizarre to me, but what was our shit? Firecrackers. Those firecrackers. Squeezing. Yeah, it was like throwing stars and firecrackers. Yeah. Thank you, sir. Yeah, Capri Sun. Here's a katana go grappling hooks

You're saying what what liquids did we consume? Yeah, it must have been like like squeeze it's where you twist off the top and you yeah squeeze It's were off the chain and surge energy. Yeah Capri Capri Suns Capri squeeze it high seas I mean ecto coolers the king of all right. Oh fucking ecto cooler, but baby Ecto cooler high C was off the fucking chain bro fucking kidding me and so we're talking right now I just want to get this clear right now. We're talking about what liquids what beverages were given to us by children What beverage was given to us by children? What was the best beverage to be given to by a strange grown up back in the day? Who potentially was in the commercial?

Oh no, that's a little niche. That's a little niche. I was just saying, because these kids love circle water bottles. I'm like, did we have anything like that that was like, it's almost like a status flex. But like it wasn't really, there was no, there was no bottled anything. You just drank water from a water fountain. Yeah. Yeah. Or a hose. Yeah. Trapper keepers, I feel like were a thing. Damn. Yeah. Trapper keepers were a flex. Scratch and sniff stickers. I remember like my parents, they, they like, I don't know if they couldn't afford Sunny D or what the fucking hangup was with this sunny D

But I remember always asking for Sunny D and then it'd be a mom would come home after you know grocery shopping And it'd be some knockoff Knockoff Sunny D right and you're like this isn't what I I want and she's like it's the same thing and I'm like mom It's not the same thing because we're having a sleepover. I wanted the Sunny D in the fridge so I could be like, you guys want some Sunny D or some purple stuff? And we all go, we gotta have the Sunny D. We gotta have the Sunny D.

It's literally the commercial. You were literally trying to. Yeah, I just wanted to do the commercial. Where you're like, purple stuff, fucking OJ. You know, Sean William Scott was in that commercial. Really? Whoa. Sean William Scott was in that commercial. Really? I'm almost positive. Hey, not even surprised a little bit.

Yeah, that's a legendary commercial. The Sunny D commercial. Yeah. Sean William Scott. Yes. I know. Delight commercial. Yes. And what was the what was the deal with Sunny Delight? Because it was an orange juice.

What was it like? Sugar? It was like it was an orange juice. What was it, like sugar? It was an orange juice substitute that was actually just worse for you. Worse than orange juice, yeah. You lose! But delicious, dude. It was like how they had margarine for a while. They were like, margarine's better than you for butter.

And then it turned out margarine was actually horrible for you and butter was good for you. I still fuck up some margarine. Where do you even find margarine? Why don't I use I can't believe it's not butter. That's what I feel. That's margarine right? Yeah it has to be.

That's bad for you? For sure. Yeah it's not good for you. Really? Oops. You are so dumb. I miss a girl a lot of that. Who cares?

Who gives a shit? Did you guys, did your families use frozen orange juice? I miss a girl. I miss a girl a lot of that. Who cares? Who gives a shit? Everything's bad for you. Did you guys, did your families use frozen orange juice? Oh yeah. Oh, in the, that's like from the 70s, right? Well, no. 80s, 90s. Like you would have to crack it open and like pour water in and like mix it yourself?

Yeah. That was just, life was just hard as fuck. Life was so hard, dude. It came in a cardboard, cardboard can. Yeah. You can't even find that anymore. Does that not exist? It has to.

Maybe like a Costco you could get it, but I don't see it in my grocers freezer. Are you sure? You gotta really look for it. I feel like that has to still exist. Why wouldn't it? It's just concentrated. But are people doing it? Well, maybe if you're making like a punch,

like a party drink. Yeah, you're inventing scenarios where regular orange juice still works. I remember you would crack it open, then you'd take a spoon to it, and then you're like, this is fucking concentrated. Yeah, this is delicious. Wait, you'd eat it like a treat?

Absolutely. That's genius. I want to do that tonight. Absolutely. I bet it's so good. Go to Wiener Stencils, go home, crack open a can. I'm going to have diabetes. I'm going to have diabetes real quick.

Holy moly. I got to chill. I'm going to get that woke. For whatever reason, these kids, they like water bottles now. I think maybe because all of their moms are addicted to having Stanley cups, or you're allowed to bring water bottles into school. I feel like if you were to try to bring a water bottle

into school, that's 100% you can't bring that into fucking school when we were kids. Like they're not gonna allow you to just have your own drink. I remember when they started to let us do that and me and my buddy John, we would start making Kool-Aid in the back of the class. We would bring, cause you could only fill it with water

and then we would just like dump the Kool-Aid packs into it. And we would fuck up and get the ones without the sugar by accident, I remember. I'm sorry. Cause you had to add sugar. I mean, dude, life was hard back then. I don't know if it was soup or sour. It was hard for us, dude.

That shit was super sour, though. It was like sour powder. We used to, remember they'd come in that? Soup or sour? Yeah. Super sour. Remember they'd come in the plastic grenades? And then we would shake them really hard,

and then you'd open them and then inhale the like fumes of the Kool-Aid. Woo, boy. This is when I need Kyle here. Kyle used to fucking- Kyle used to huff that shit, bro. You remember the kids that would snort pixie sticks? Oh yeah, I was one of them. You were?

Oh yeah, for days, dude. I'd be taking fat lines. It didn't transfer, I don't do coke, so it was like. Yeah, I guess probably like, if you do that as a kid, you're less likely to do coke later, cause you're like. I've already lived that life, yeah. Like fucking burn the shit out of my.

I gotta have my system. I was snorting so much pixie dust that I'm cool now. I didn't do that, but I definitely would, with a mechanical pencil, would put all the lead out and then act like I'm injecting myself. Frickin' see ya! All day. And I'll admit it, I don't even do heroin. Goofy! So, yeah, you're right. You gotta start them young.

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which drug are you gonna get on board with? And it can't even be cocaine, because I feel like cocaine is like... It doesn't count. It doesn't count. People do cocaine. Why doesn't it count? Yeah, it's just, I think it's like people... It's like socially acceptable.

I mean, it isn't. So this has to be something... I don't even know what... It isn't, but it has to be like you're doing... You're like abusing ketamine or some shit. Okay. Yeah, okay. Let me... Okay. Yeah, okay.

Let me. Okay. Hold on, I'm studying it, okay. Okay, yeah, yeah. Okay. Am I overseas? Okay, hang on, I'm abusing ketamine, okay, yeah. What are those sticks they like chew in like the Middle East?

There's like these sticks that they chew that's. That's not drugs though. My buddy used to bring those home from France. He was like a French kid and they just chew on a stick. France. It's like a sticks that they chew that's... That's not drugs though. My buddy used to bring those home from France. He was like a French kid and they just chew on a stick. France. It's like a licorice taste. I thought it was drugs. Remember how Isaac says France?

France. France. That's a very OC pronunciation. I went there once, chill. Del Taco. No, I guess I would go like Ayahuasca. Like just do that all the time. Over and over and over again?

But yeah, but you can't do Ayahuasca all, I'm talking. This is habitual. You're constantly doing this. What would you do Adam just so we understand heroin? I mean talking about no, I wouldn't do heroin. I would do some version of speed water trash. Okay, okay So meth essentially you would do meth essentially, okay Yeah, but I would do it where they didn't or they didn't used to call it meth. They would call it Ice you know they had a cooler name for that dream. Yeah. Yeah, blue ice Yeah, wait, so the premise of this question is like how do you want to die? No, he's just asking will we do You're saying like what lifestyle do you want? Yeah, what kind of lifestyle?

Yeah, meth. I mean meth, it's go-to. No, LSD. That's what you want to be on? Just running around butt naked in the freeway? Yeah, just like tie the bandana, have a bunch of LSD on my forehead and just fucking going for it. But what do you... Is that how it gets absorbed on your skin? Your forehead? You can. Yeah. Well, that's like in that movie, SLC Punk, where he has all the sheets of acid in his pants pockets, and then he's running through the yard

and the sprinkler goes off. Freaking Sia! And then he's just. This is Matthew Lillard. Yeah. Great film. What a guy. I rewatched that.

No flowers. What a guy. Don't give him. Not at all. Not even close. Dude, Matthew Lillard is the best. And the fact that he's not- He's just not cast in something.

I mean, okay, good. The fact that he's not current, he's not one of those guys that some huge director has tapped to just bring back. You know how like, I mean, Tarantino would always do that, like some actor that you're like, oh, whatever happened to them? And then he brings them back,

and then they're as good, if not better, than you've ever seen them. And Matthew Lillard is so fucking talented, and such a specific character. Like, he's so good. I was like, this guy's a superstar. You think he's a star in Tarantino's next movie? I hope so, I hope so.

If not, maybe we can get him in something that we do. They're saying that he is cast in the new Daredevil show. Fuck yes. So that's exciting. Well good. That show is fucking cool. Good, good, good. He's still shaggy. I believe he's still shaggy.

I think I was watching Scooby the other day and he still voices shaggy. Oh, well great. I mean, he fucking nails it. I mean, he's been doing that for a long time. Maybe longer than Casey Kasem. Oh, wow. I forgot that he's Shaggy. That's so cool. Yeah.

OK. Paul Walterhauser, I ran into him. Very talented actor. A funny, very funny guy. He's going to place Chris Farley in the Chris Farley biopic. That's right. That's right. Which is fucking awesome. He has a tattoo that says Short.

Burger King. No, it says Short and Farley and Stern and then like four more names. As in Daniel Stern. Exactly, dude. And he goes, this is, and when I read it, I'm so glad that I thought Daniel Stern and not Howard Stern. Because he goes, well, it's Daniel Stern, not Howard. Oh yeah, and he says Varney on his arm.

And I'm like, the best. Ernest, Jim Varney. And he goes, it's Daniel Stern, not Howard. And I go, go weirdly I'm so happy that I was thinking yeah I was thinking Daniel Stern so he has great comedic taste because great taste like you know what's crazy on my penis I have tattooed Paul Walter Ha it was gonna be Paul Walter Hauser, but I- You ran out of room?

Could you go down the other side? You could've wrapped it around, dude. You could've looped it around a few times. No, you still ran out of- The guy said he couldn't. The guy said, I can't. Really? It wouldn't fit? He goes, I can't figure it out. I go, that's alright.

And so he only charged me per letter instead. Damn. That's too bad. Dude, the fact that you're being real stingy with these points, boy. Yes, points! This is one of my favorite bits. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Come on. Normally I'm not advocating for Durs to get more points, because on tour you were real. You were throwing those out there pretty...

He's loose. Fast and loose. He's loose. Fast and loose. He's loose. Fast and loose. Sometimes I'm just listening. So sorry. One more time. It's Martin Short. I don't remember them all. Maybe Isaac remembers a few more of them because Isaac was with me. Was there like more than seven? No, there was like... Yeah, maybe there was six or seven. Yeah, maybe there was.

Bartley Short, Stern, Varney. Varney... Varney. Herman? Harry? Sandler maybe? Herman? Yeah, Harry. Harry was, I believe.

Harry. Okay. Strug? And then maybe Sandler. Mulligan? Rudd? Yeah. Rudd?

Rogan? Joe? Yeah, very nowadays. Bamford? Maria? Tararo, Tig. She just had a comedy special come out the other day. I watched it. Hey, Adam, guess what?

Yes, points! That's for you, brother. Thanks, Doug. Bamford. Bamford. She's hella funny. She is. She is hella funny.

Super funny. Super funny. That's a legend right there. She's just like... She just had a Hulu special come out. Oh, so no, Todd looked it up. It's Short, Stern, Farley, Varney, Carey, and Williams. Yes, for Robin.

Serena. Yes, points! Oh, yeah, for Serena. Sick. Hey, okay. Points. Points. But a fucking pretty sick list.

Yeah, that's great. Who's on your list? Who's on your... Let's just do five. That's pretty funny. Give Isaac some points. Yes, points! What did he write? He said Drew Carey.

And by the way, and I'm not... No shots fired against Drew Carey. Very funny guy, but if it's Carey, there's one Carey. It's Jim. It's Jim. It's Jim. It's Jimothy Yeah, it's my friend. Jimothy Carrie. Who are your five? What do you do like of all it's hard because like I feel like there's new people that are really funny But who who's new that you would tattoo on your arm. It'd be Farley. I want to get a carry Murphy Sandler not doing Murphy Williams

Serena Venus is So you're leaving out Mike Mike Myers I got Moranis candy Fox Murray and Who else Candice Who's Candice? Candy. Oh, Candy. John Candy.

John Candy. Legend. So sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Moranus. Rick Moranus. Moranus. That's a wild... Candy. John.

Fox. Jamie. Murray. Bill. And then... Yeah, you're much older than us. I'm sorry. I'm now seeing that you're much, much older than us. I'm sorry. I'm now seeing that you're much much older than us who do what about like

Freaking will ferrell. Yeah, then that's and you're gonna have your turn Blake so then you could say yeah, I'm gonna think on my last one. This is what I'm saying It's like I have two sections cuz like part of me wants to say like will ferrell's Zach Because like part of me wants to say like Will Ferrell, Zach Galifianakis, like... That's a good one. Those are like new school. But like if I'm saying like what birthed me, it's like Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, Chris Barley. I think that's what he's kind of saying. I think you have to say your formative comics. Yeah.

Because these are all names of comedic actors that sort of formed him, right? Yeah. Right. So I would say Jim Carrey. Blake's getting it say Jim Carrey. Blake's getting it. Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler. Okay.

Well, you can't copy my list, dude. Dude, we're the same school. That's fine. You guys are overlap. Okay. Well, here's where I zag. Okay. Zinbad.

Okay. I like it. Great call. Zinbad. Great call. Okay. And Lesley Nielsen. Nice.

Solid. I like it. Thank you. That's a great one. Very good. Thank you. So you're leaving off Mike Myers then. I hated doing that. I hated doing that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think I got my last one. What? Who's kind of a sleeper. What? But like, Amy Sedaris is just super funny to me. Okay. Like, Strangers with Candy is an all-timer. Very good.

Well, I mean, in that case. Candy is an all-timer. Well, I mean, in that case... It's an all-timer. In that last action hero audiobook that I had read or listened to, they had said that the movies that they have turned down, and I think it was Arnold, turned down how I married an... So I married an axe murderer. Whoa, that would be a much different movie. A much different movie, right?

I love learning shit like that. I mean, whoa, man. Yeah, whenever they do those alternate, like who they were going to cast, like how there's the whole Chris Farley Shrek. I heard another one the other day that like, I was like, holy shit, that would have been so crazy. Dude, when I was on Chrysler's podcast last time, he was like, he was like, holy shit, that would have been so crazy. Dude, when I was on Crashers podcast last time, he was like,

he was like, so what roles have you passed, like turned down that ended up just being like such a hit? And I'm like, literally never. Shut up, bitch! Like, I'm not, I don't get offers like, dude, if it's good enough, I'm probably, I'm gonna do it, dude. I'm not getting a the a plus offer They're not offering me you're like Shrek, you know, I'm gonna I'm gonna be Shrek, you know

Yeah, if anything you were gonna be the bull and then John Cena swooped you Yeah, if anything I get fired off the project first someone else. Yeah Damn it Yeah, damn it. Thought of a bitch. I mean, is Cena on my, is Cena? Cena. Dude, I'll quit the podcast. I'll quit the podcast.

He's kind of crushing. So if we're doing new school, I go Will Ferrell, Zach Alvinakis, John Cena. No, no you don't, dude. Tim Heidecker. And what's my fifth? And you ran out because it's, mine, my new school would be.

You, Adam. Thank you. Adam Devine. Thank you. My new school would be you, Adam. Thank you. Adam divine. Thank you. My new school would be Blake Anderson, Anders Holm, Isaac, McBride, Farrell. Oh, McBride's so good. Yeah. McBride's so good. McBride's on the McBrides.

Yeah. Well, you did yours. So I'm doing mine. Oh, but that's a great call. This is new school. Kick you off. Stiller, Stiller. Still'm doing mine. Oh, but that's a great call. This is New School. Can I kick you off? Stiller. Stiller.

Stiller's great. Oh, there's something taking Amy Sedaris, love you, Stiller's on there for sure. Because he's just the quadruple threat. Amy Poehler. Or Jack Black. There's a lot of guys. Jack Black. Yeah, there's a lot of guys that, you know.

There's so much good. That was one thing we didn't even talk about, like, with the, did we talk about the SNL 50th? It was just like there were so many comedians and I'm just like god These guys all fucking rule. I thought it was super duper duper funny. Yeah, I I haven't watched SNL in Years and I'm watching it years, and I I You are so dumb. I've watched it months. Yeah. And I really loved it. They fucking crushed it, dude. It was on me.

So I would love to give flowers. I think this is safe to give flowers to the SNL 50. The SNL 50. Let's pull the plug. I don't know. There goes Lauren. And you know what? There was one part that disappointed me

that kind of broke my heart. Because I was like, as soon as it came on, I was like, oh shit, here we go. And it was funny, but not so funny. And I don't think anybody got it outside of SNL, because people just don't know this much inside baseball. And it was the deep thoughts with Jack Handy, which are always legendary.

Always amazing. And you didn't like this one? The joke was like, you know, some people think we did SNL because we loved it and we had so much fun and we respected Lauren and loved Lauren. But really, we did it for the money, which is a joke about how little they pay on SNL. Sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then most people know. But I don't think people know. Right, and also like, yes, they're living in like New York, which is super expensive and making like 120 grand, but 120 grand is somebody in Mobile, Alabama's, they're fucking killing it. Yeah, absolutely.

They're at Dauphine right now having a drink. You lose! That's where I was eating when I was there. Yeah, I don't know what Dauphine is. But I was super, it's like the one restaurant with a drink. That's where I was there. Yeah, I don't know what dolphin. But I was super. It's like the one restaurant with a view. But I was kind of like, fuck, nobody knows. Nobody's paid on this show.

Yeah. But hey, to each their own. Little deep cuts. He's a legend. Jack Candy, the original tweeter, essentially. Yeah, that's kind of he was kind of getting some tweets off. I also randomly now that we're talking, Bill Murray did Hot Ones, and that was pretty entertaining. He didn't even flinch.

I like that. Zero-phased. Didn't flinch at all. It was weird. Just eight wings. So he did on the 50th, like as part of the... No, no. Just this, he's pushing a movie. Oh, okay. He's pushing a movie with...

Pete Davidson. Pete Davidson. Oh, really? Oh, cool. And he's on the press, he's He's pushing a movie. Oh, okay. He's pushing a movie with... Pete Davidson. Pete Davidson. Oh, really? Oh, cool. And he's on the press, he's pressing the flesh out there. And he did hot ones. And he did, I think a lot of older people do it

and have no problem, because their mouths are just done. Yeah, their mouths are catcher's mitts. I don't know, because my dad has smoked so many cigarettes. That's cheating. He's just leather on the inside and outside. Yeah. I mean, if you put a wisp of Tabasco sauce

near any of his food, he's like, ooh, eee, ya, ya, ya, ho, ho, ho, ho. Dude, it's comical. It turns into a cartoon wolf. Dude, it's fucking, Wooo! Wooo! It's wild. And I think it's just his midwestern-ness. Bill has gotten out of the midwest. My dad hasn't. It's only to visit me when he's left the midwest.

What's up with that? So he doesn't have the palate for it. Ooooo! I mean, it's fucking wild. But Bill has seen something. He's out of his mind. Yeah, but no matter what, those wings are spicy AF, dude. Oh yeah, dude. He does not, he like doesn't even, like, I think maybe towards the very end his eyes

start to water slightly. Yeah. Well, I handled mine when I was on the, when I did that. I was able to throw him back. You did great. You were very funny, but I do think you were like oh yeah a little bit of like a runny nose Well, I was sweating and yes Boogers and I was crying and pissing I don't piss myself. Yeah, my pants

But yeah I did it was hot sauce. You're like no that's blood coming out of my butthole. Yeah, that's, you have a last dab in your pants. Yeah. Whoopsies, whoopsies. Sorry, Goofy. Murray on the tats. Goofy.

Any take back? Great. Sorry, go ahead. That's a great tattoo idea. No, it's just a good head, because I imagine, and maybe I'm wrong, he's in his dressing room, he's getting into his wardrobe,

he fucking looks in the mirror at his arm, and is like, just go do what these guys did. Mm-hmm, know what I mean? Then he covers it. And then plays that serial killer in that mini-series that he did, where he fucking crushed it. I just fingered our butthole.

Yeah, he's a really good actor. I like buttholes, I guess I kinda her butthole. He's a really good actor. I like buttholes. I guess I kinda like buttholes. So I fingered hers. He's a great actor and he's very funny. He's a very talented man. What was that called? Blackbird.

I would love to try to find something. I'd love to try to find something to do. I'd try to get Blackbird tattooed., Durs is all just like serial killer movies. You're like, uh, huh. So I got Dahmer, I got, uh. Gacy. I like the idea of, wait, what's the list for? Heroes, right?

Uh, huh. Here you go. It's just Dahmer. Bundy. It's that guy from Norway that Ders looks identical to that locks the women in the basement. Dahmer again. Just cause of course.

The Unabomber, it just says Unabomber. Yeah, Timothy McVeigh. The chick Charlize Theron played in Monster just to fucking shake things up. Legend, she's such a legend. Oh, I got a Unabomber one when I was in Oklahoma. Wee-oo! It just says, Kleborn or whatever the Columbine kid was.

The trench coat mafia. Okay, this is getting dark. This is dark, Cumber. Any take backs, any apologies? What a time. Mostly that last bit, that last bit. Double downs. What did I say I was gonna take back later?

But I already took it back, so. Probably something you took about me. Yeah, you took it. Yeah, if I had to guess, it's about Blake. Some beans, some curry. But I stand by everything I say about Blake. I would like to double down. You spread a lot.

You guys are spreading a lot of lies. I'd like to double down on whatever I say about Blake in this episode. You know what, I would like to, did we whatever I say about Blake in this episode. You know what? I would like to... Did we talk about the fast food this episode? Yeah, I think so. The fast food? The fast food. You know what? I'm going to take back that I said Burger King was the worst because I haven't had it in a long enough time and I would like to give it another shot before I really bury it.

But you can't take it back without replacing it back can take it back It's long John Silvers as long John Silvers on the list. It's not it's not fast enough. I don't think so It's not fast. I was pretty damn fast. It's pretty fast But is there a drive-through if there's a drive-through account, I think so. Okay, then yeah, then fuck long John servers Do they have see then this goes back to my point? There's items on the list. Their hush puppies are very good Okay, so Blake you can't take Burger King off the list without replacing it because I don't like now. It's a cop-out It's almost a cop-out Blake just stand for something once just stand for something I hate to say this but I, but I've had a bad experience

with White Castle before. Oh yeah, White Castle's awful. Well, you could say that. White Castle fucking sucks, dude. It's awful. You're right. Because you know what's better is Crystal. Why do you feel bad about saying that? Because I know, I don't want to like, I know like a lot of, it's like a Chicago thing. I don't want to shit on it.

It's not necessarily a Chicago thing. There's one in Chicago. There's a whole movie franchise about it. That's true. It's like maybe I just had, I had it in like a gas station and it was very bad. Yeah, it's awful. Very. The meat is like liquid.

Yeah, it's really bad. I don't even think I said my worst, did I? I don't know. Hit us with it. By the way, Arby's Rocks, speaking of... Speaking of liquid meat, Arby's... Arby's? Arby's Rocks. Yeah, Arby's. You can get some, a great meal at Arby's.

Dude, their curly fries? Get them. I can't remember, do they, do they have the meats? Absolutely, I ate the bone. I ate the bones. That was my take back, so I did mine. I mean Burger King's out there, man. I think you said Del Taco, didn't you?

Me? Yes, and then I was like, it was just ranked the best. But it sucks. According to USA Today. Why don't you go eat it right now, you fuckface. What? Fuck you asshole. Take backs.

I got to take back. I take back. I'm so sorry. Jesus. The fuck. I'm just saying what I saw. Why don't you say something else? Everybody sucks.

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