This Is Important - Ep 243: January 6th Juggalos

Episode Date: April 8, 2025

Today, this is what's important: Juggalos, names, the Golden Goggle awards, Warwick Davis, heights, colleges, more.  Click here to learn more about the TII Cruise.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Luck of the Juggalos. Yeah, luck of the Juggalos. It was supposed to come for St. Patrick's Day, but you know, ICP, we let them, they operate. They operate on clown time. Clown time, baby. Great, Milenko. Ha ha ha ha.

We love him. Now, there's still a great Juggalo movement, I would assume. The greatest. Yeah, they're still, you know, yeah. And by best we are all in agreement that they're dirt people or we think it's hard to tell. It's hard to tell. It's hard to tell? Yeah, it's hard to tell. You're right. Haven't been. We should go. Now that the spotlight has dimmed a bit, I feel like, you know, when

we did the the Juggalo episode on Workaholics. The spotlight was really, really shiny. But I feel like now we can go back and it's all just like true believers. Is that what they call themselves? True believers? No, they call themselves ninja. Yeah, they call each other ninja. That's what they call themselves.

I'm living in a nightmare. Because they can't say the N word. And so they chose that. It's insane dude. Right, they're like this is the closest we can get and kind of wink at each other without crossing the line. That's what clowns do.

Doodoo! Remember when the FBI was like they are officially like a gang? It came way later in it too. It was like what you guys doing? Like just leave them alone Yeah, did that did that cross you the wrong way how late they came to it Blake? Yeah, I did because they're more of a friendship family than a gang if you ask me. Yeah, maybe they're a mafia Well only because we made that episode about our workaholics. Would you do you think that? That's true. Yeah, I think it's because if what are their names like violent J and what's the other one?

Shaggy 2Dope. Shaggy 2Dope. Come on, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm so sorry. Come on. Shaggy 2Dope. You're getting your clown card revoked.

Only because if they were like, yo, what's up, my ninjas? How about we go and storm the capital on January 7th one day later how many let's talk about how many ICP members like already there like we're here we're already there they already storm so we're staying one more day hey you got enough bagel for tonight like I bet realistically how many jugalos storm, 20% of everyone on January 6th is an ICP fan. And I have a theory. I've got a theory to go with this. BULLY!

Okay. Please. Okay. I bet another 25% of the people there on January 6th have children that are insane clown posse people. And that's what drove them. They're like we got a fucking fix the system My daughter's out there sucking dicks with Don't care born fago all over titties you guys You guys got it all wrong. I actually think the ICP fan base

Juggalos are very progressive. I think they are um, I think they're forward thinkers. That's right my ninja. You're absolutely right my ninja. Oh good for you! Can you speak more on that? And what makes you think that? Because you think of mud wrestling and asking how magnets work, questioning how magnets work. Yeah, it's a lot of, you want to know why? It's because it's a lot of it's a lot of you want to know why it's because it's a lot of inclusion Like they took Coolio when Coolio was down in the dumps and they uplifted in there Well, when was that when was Coolio down in the dumps? I think Coolio had some dark dark times

Well, you know why they took Coolio and brought him into the fold is because his rate had fallen Has fallen so low that they could afford to get coolio. So this is how the business works Blake. I'm pissed now! Whatever bro. You chased that bullah. Whatever. So then they had the whatever his rate ended up being they were like oh we can afford coolio. Bro. And his hair. His hair kind of like he's he's clown adjacent. Okay. Yeah it matched the hair. Matched. His hair kind of like, he's clown adjacent. Okay. Yeah, it matched the other.

Fair enough. But you know what? How about when Jeff Fahey told us he went to Coolio's wedding? I was like, alright, now we're just name dropping Jeff? Okie dokie. I mean, that's Pete Coolio. Yeah, Jeff Fahey was, explain exactly who he was. Jeff Fahey, actor who played a homeless uh, like a homeless character on, on house. Uh, uh, bum.

Yeah, bum. Played a bum on the workaholics whose raccoon like attacked us and then we killed it and we didn't know it was his pet. And he like brought Oscar sauce to the fucking episode. Cause he's got those eyes and those eyes are unreal. Took me a bit to understand what you were talking about. Oscar sauce. I was like, he brought his own like steak sauce?

Oscar sauce? Fuck, I would have. Yeah, you didn't get any of that? Yeah, dude was cooking ribs at lunch. I would have eaten some Oscar sauce. He didn't win an Oscar though. No, but he like, you know, you have some people who come in onto a comedy and they do comedy.

Yeah. But he did Oscar sauce. Yeah, he- Oh my God! He poured some of that Oscar sauce on the scene. Right. He was acting like someone who genuinely lost their pet raccoon. I don't think we were ready for it.

Which was way funnier. Yeah, way funnier, of course. Right. It was way funnier. I mean, that's- Whoa, whoa, whoa! We talk about that a lot on The Righteous Gemstones about... And why it works so well bringing in Bradley Cooper for the first episode of this season

to play like our great-great-great-grandfather who started Gemstones in the ministry, is because he had never seen the show. He'd never even watched the show. That's it. He just never even watched the show. He just was a fan of Danny's and wanted to be in that world, read the script, really liked, responded to the material. And he was like, I don't wanna watch it

because I know it's a comedy and I don't want to. He just kept saying, I don't wanna watch it. I don't wanna watch it. You're like, we get it, dude, we get it. I've heard about it, it sounds stupid. Well, we can give you some episodes to watch. No, no thanks. I'm good, I don. We get it. I've heard about it. It sounds stupid. We can give you some episodes to watch No, yeah, no, thanks. Yeah, I'm good. I don't want to watch it pass I don't want to watch it and never seen it go ahead and send not gonna watch it. Shut up pay me

No, he was like I don't want to be informed by the comedy and then subconsciously I'm trying to do bits I like he sounds like a good time all these big words. Come on. Yeah, come on. Come on, man He sounds like a good time. All these big words. Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man. Hello! Give me another hangover, bro. Come on. Yeah, but then he played it super straight, and I thought that was better. Much like Jeff Fahey.

You know who he looks like in it? Jeff Fahey is our Bradley Cooper. That's true. That's true. He looked like our boy John Carceri. Oh, right. Because Carceri's got some eyes on him. Yeah, he does. on him. And like... Yeah, he's very beautiful.

And I don't know, that was my big takeaway. I was like, this is Carceri getting in an episode. You know, he is in that episode. Yes, he's in the firing squad. Yeah. Yeah. He was a writer on Workaholics. He's a writer for all of Danny's shows, right?

Yeah, all of Danny's shows, yeah. He was a big, big git for us in the Workaholics writer's dream. Super funny dude. Yeah, of Danny shows. Yeah, he was a big big git for us in the work all X writers drink super funny, dude Yeah, very funny guy. He brought the fun to the function for sure really did it definitely took us an entire season to learn how to pronounce His last name and it's pretty easy. It's car cherry. I still don't feel comfortable saying it. It's car cherry. Yeah, it's car cherry Yeah, it's car. I thought it was car chieri. Yeah, we were putting some extra stank on it He's one of those people who goes I don't care. We were like cut. Yeah It never helps when someone's like that whatever however you want and you're like, oh, yeah, you're like no I gotta know Well, I have I speak about you like people call and go

How is he and I go who and they're like checked out and I go I never met him But if we're all pronouncing the name correctly, then I know. Then we would know. I've worked with him every day for a long time. Would it be putting them too much on blast if we told you what internet video he shared with us? I think so. I think that'd be pretty blasty.

It wasn't that bad, but I guess, I guess. It would be. Wasn't that good. Wasn't that good. Yeah, why is it that only, is it because they're like just white people that were feel comfortable putting the extra stank on their name I feel like no other ethnicity would you put on like that you were going back to the ICP go ahead Would you put on the like

Would you put it on the like, but there's no other, if it's an Indian name, you're not going to put an Indian accent on it or you know what I mean? You're not going to. What are you talking? This is, this is commonplace now where people are like, actually pronounced this. Yeah. I, you kind of spoke about it with, uh, who was it? Haley Baldwin, Haley Bieber, where it was like, she puts an emphasis on like the mallet and like no that was a No, that was um

Her name's crazy. Hilaria Baldwin. Isn't her name Hilaria her name is crazy Hey, dude, Chloe. What is it? Hilaria Baldwin? What is is that her name Hilaria? She doesn't know what you're talking This is Alec Baldwin's wife Alec Baldwin's wife. Yeah What is is that her name? Hilaria? She doesn't know what you're talking about. This is Alec Baldwin's wife. Alec Baldwin's wife. Yeah. Her real name is Hillary, but she wants to go by Hilaria, which is crazy, which is crazy. And the whole thing with her is that she spoke with an accent but wasn't raised by people with accents and kind of got like people from her high school were like what's happening? She's never lived there. She's never yeah all like she just adopted this. I talk whiter than I ever have now you know I mean like you're getting whiter by the year. Yeah you're getting whiter yeah that's true. What's going on? So like this is what happens.

We evolve we change. Some people get more ethnic. The knock on her, and I don't really care, is she acted like she didn't know words in English when she was raised speaking English. Right. She was saying like, how'd you say, how you say... She was like, how do you say, how do you say, kukumbe? Kukumbe? And you're like, it's cucumber, bitch.

You know the word. You know it. Yeah, you've said it before. Pupusau! But as far as names go, I feel like people're like, it's cute. It's cucumber bitch. You know the word, you know, yeah, you've said it before Names go I feel like people are like hey, can you pronounce it this way? I just worked with an actress Here we go Japanese and was like hey actually don't pronounce it that way. It's this well, and you have forgot Forgot the pronunciation. I was like got it. No. No, I just don't want to air Yeah, but you don't put stank on it. You're not like a...

The way you have to say it, there's some... And by the way, I don't know if stank is... I think it's just a little more authentic. What the fuck is going on? Well, if you say, my last name's Irish, you're not gonna go, hey, what's up, Adam, divine? Divine. You're not gonna put on divine?

You don't say, Nourshak. The whole, my whole point is that if someone's asking me to do that I'm not gonna be like no I'm not going to. I won't do that. I'm not saying yeah I'm not talking about someone asking you to do that. If they ask you to pronounce your name any kind of way sure. Right and so what are you talking about? I'm talking about how now like black, white, polka dots. I told you, dude.

No, I was saying only Italians do people feel comfortable putting on like like my buddy is De La Rousseau. You're like De La Rousseau. Like you feel comfortable like adding some stank to it. You do.

Also, you're talking about adding stank, not them asking Not them asking, it's just like I feel like with Italian people just cuz it's fun to do You're saying Italian people are safe a safe space for us to Yeah for whiteys to just put some stank on it The meatball mob is gonna come for you Fair enough Yeah, and why is that? I don't know.

I don't know why. They're coming for it. I don't either, man. Hilarious. Yeah, but keep it up for sure. Actually I do like, I mean if your name's Hillary, that's kind of a basic ass name. You want to throw some stank on it. Hilarious.

Is there a more basic name than Hillary? Hillary's gotta be one of the worst names. Hillary? Yeah, Hillary's not a strong name. That's bad. That's why Hillary Clinton didn't win. It wasn't any about policy, wasn't about her family. It's not the emails. It's not her. I'm gonna for you, bro Sure, I fucking check by Chillerie is there like who's the who's the like coolest Hillary? Is there like a supermodel or like a swank? Swank well, that's well the swank is save it Hillary. Yeah

The parents knew what they were doing Hillary swankank sounds like a, that could be a rapper. Like Hillary Swank is kind of a stick MC. Well, any name in Swank could be a rapper because Swank is doing the heavy lifting. What's her dad's name? I wanna know Hillary Swank's dad. Hey, hey, producers, that's a thing. Chuck Swank.

Definitely Michael, Richard, or Steven. Steven Swank? That's hard. It's for sure Steven thing Chuck Swank definitely Michael Richard or Stephen even swank Steve it's for sure Stephen's Stevie Stevens named daughters Hillary yeah that is true maybe it's for a great I bet the name combo of very even as a dad and Hillary oh Stephen hey you're right Stephen Swank you were right You were right. This is what I do everybody! That's crazy! Say it! Wow.

That's crazy. Wow dude. If you're Steven, you have to name your daughter Hillary. They're like the same animal. Thank you God! That is so true. Should I go? Wow, Steven Sphynx.

Should we wrap this? Any take backs? That's crazy. How did you do that? It's science. I feel like Ders could have, I mean I think he did guess I'm gonna give him the benefit of The doubt here, but I did guess yeah, yeah I do believe that you did, but I also could see you just knowing that Steven swank

I mean million dollar babies your swank lord. Yeah, yeah, wouldn't that be sad? I've looked up dumber work more worthless things in my life. Yeah, yeah, absolutely You know I'm reading heat sheets from swim meets guys. Names are in and out of my life. What does that even mean? What does that even mean? Yeah, dude. And I don't want to know, so please don't explain it. Who cares? Let's just say my March madness began today with the NCAA championship swim meet. March sadness, bro. That's a terrible sport right there. Hey, yes points. Yes points That'd be cool if the swim meets were called. I would not want to be your DMs after saying that they're coming We're gonna swim up in your DMs. Who?

Nobody wait, what's up with the golden goggles? When do those go off? I don't know man. I haven't been to him for a while. Wait, why are you asking more swim questions dude? You said you're like pushing the who cares button and then you got them and then you ask more questions. I care. Well this is it's like an award show that Ders legit like hosts. It's fucking cool dude. I hosted it yeah once and then I've been to two other and like presented. That's where I met Kobe. That's fucking cool What is the hosting duties they're like it's it's the same as anywhere else dude It's the same as anywhere else like you've hosted stuff. It's like the MTV movie awards Well, what else is like the MTV movie?

What I mean like is it if you music he's asking if DJ Khaled Yes, is are you as you and your family and friends gonna take a weird photo with DJ Khaled there or? No, who did I, who else? But like we saw, what's her name, Andrew Day sang there one year, the fucking Cirque du Soleil. Like there's entertainers who are there. It's usually hosted by a comedian. I think the year before I did it, Kevin Nealon did it.

That's tight. That's cool. Lula has hosted it and been there when I was there. Okay. Oh, weird. It's hilarious who shows up and then you meet swimming I don't yeah I'm interested. Okay, so this is interesting. This is interesting No, but I'm like is it televised is it I think it probably streams to ten kids streams But no, it's not televised, but it's in a bit like a big ballroom or something

Yeah, it's in a Carl's Jr. Is there teleprompter? Do you have to work on a monologue? Like what was what was that? Like yeah, I wrote a monologue I basically did like stand-up and I did other like shtick where like I came out in a speedo and like, you know I signed up for this. Well, of course, I have not seen this Well, it's not out there. Do you have your monologue? Do you have your monologue on you? Can you maybe, do you wanna?

Yeah, tattooed on my belly, bro. Is it on your laptop? Do I have my monologue? No, I hosted like six or eight years ago. And you didn't save the file? I just threw it away. I don't know. Can you search your laptop and maybe let's do the monologue?

I can just tell you what I did. I know that I came out in a Speedo and was like, you know, when I signed up for this, they're like, don't worry, we're going to give you a suit. Didn't realize it was going to be a swimsuit. And then like the next beat was that I came out in like a suit where like the pants and the sleeves were super long. And I said, I borrowed it from this guy who's like six foot nine. Big laugh, big laugh. And I have a nine inch penis.

I love this. And then you guys are familiar with Rowdy Gaines? Of course. Who's like the announcer of all the swimming and stuff. And he gets- I told you, dude! There it is. He gets like super out of control, calling the races and shit and like is screaming.

And also went viral for like the famous Auburn touchdown. Oh, here, Todd just pulled up a photo of you hosting this. Oh my God, look at your body. Yeah, your body. Holy shit. Looks like it's melting. Yeah, your body wasn't the best. It looks like a melted candle, bro.

What are you gonna do? Those tits were stagging a little bit. That's for sure like mid-Writer's Room season, right? Yeah. Bro, you look great sure. Like mid writers room season, right? Yeah, bro. You look great. Yeah, you look great. I am so hyped on that. It wouldn't be funny if I was like

jacked. I knew I was like this. No, this is way better. I told everybody I go, I'm sure you're laughing. This is what you have to look forward to. I know how many calories you guys

all ate. Guess what? There it is. It doesn't stop when you're done. Your boobs are huge. You're going to have titties like these too. There's the pivot. Smart pivot.

Your boobs are huge. And then I did a whole thing where I was like, I wish Rowdy would like, he's so like inspiring and like exciting. Like if I had that in the morning to like call my day. And then I did like Rowdy doing like the alarm went off. Okay. He hits news. It goes off again. He's up out of bed. Like, and then I did a wholedy doing like the alarm went off. Okay, he hits news. It goes up again He he's up out of bed like and then I did a whole thing about like brushing his teeth like he had to go back

And get the molars. He forgot the molars and like just like whatever I told you dude. Hey, I'm laughing and went crazy He's out the door. He's off to work. He did it again, dude Some people have the dark carnival of the souls and some people have the golden goggles This is all they're just looking the golden goggles. This is it. We all are just looking for our people. That's it. Yeah. That's it, man. Except no one there's calling each other ninja.

Yeah, no one is saying racist coded words to each other. Yeah. No one's... As far as I know. Leave us alone, man. It's not like that. Leave us alone. It's not like that. And you say us, who've never been, nor do you listen to their music. This is the way.

So I think you're a poser and that maybe that's the worst kind of juggalo. Yikes. Yikes, Blake. Juggano. Well, more than somebody who's stormed the Capitol? Well, that's passionate. Dude, more than someone that's from the Capitol.

They stormed the Capitol. That's what I'm saying. The amount of juggalos in attendance. You'd say I'd rather be that than be a poser juggalo. Would you rather be a juggalo or an Olympic swimmer? Dude, it's all I'm saying is it's sadder. It's sadder to pretend like you're into the juggalos than it is to actually just be in the, in, into the juggalos. Sure. Oh really? You think you're saying it's sadder to be in the juggalos, then it is to actually just be in the, in, into the juggalos.

Sure. Oh, really? You think you're saying it's sadder to be one of the juggalo, like the guy. Bro, you need to leave us alone. No, I think it's sadder to pretend like you like Blake, like what Blake's doing. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's heartbreaking. He's saying leave us alone.

Or he's saying like, it's us, it's us. When I know he's not a real Juggalo, but he wears the t-shirt. He leave us alone. That t-shirt is sick. I will say it. I have one. I have one shirt and a lot of the reason I like it is because A, it's a St. Patrick's Day shirt and B, it's a flip on the movie Leprechaun, which is a great movie.

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How do we pronounce the actor who played the leprechaun? Because there's different, we can put some, as Adam says, stank on it. Or not. Throw up the name in the chat here chat here toddy well it's from Willow correct yeah from Willow what is his name his name is kaya me gosh you think go get the but the Bobbins no his art I got his name his name is put it in the chat here so we know right here I'm putting it in the check as I know but I don't want you to tell me because I could get it We'll just don't I've been on another podcast how quickly names go in the chat

It's it's before you even ask for it. It's there Okay, and yet all we take several minutes and it's a lot of us going I'll do it. No, you should do it. Hey You lose we saw hey, we're a tight ship. It's Warwick Davis What so see you're not putting the stank on well, I don't know where he's from. Like Warwick to me is just English. Oh, which I think is Warwick. Yeah, that Warwick Davis. It's it's like Warwick. Warwick. Warwick. You don't even say the second.

We say Warwick. Right. Warwick Davis. But it's Warwick. Right. Warwick. Yeah. Warwick. Warwick. Dude, he's such a legend. How sick is that name? Why didn. Warwick Knight. Yeah. Warwick. Warwick. Dude, he's such a legend. How sick is that name? Why didn't I use that? Yeah. That name is fucking tight as fuck, dude.

Is there only one Warwick in the world? Nah, there's probably hella Warwick. Yeah, I'm sure there's a bunch. That seems like a name. He's the one though. He is the one. What a legend. He's unreal.

I mean, Willow? Are we giving him props and flowers? We're not giving him flowers. No. Wouldn't. No flowers, not at all. No. Is he alive?

Because if we talk about him too much, he won't be. I know, I know, of course. He is alive. He just got some, I just saw him give an acceptance speech. But like Harry Potter, and then he had this, what was the show, like Life's Too Short or whatever that he did with, from the office. Was it, not Gervais. Yeah, Ricky Gervais.

Yeah. What was he in Harry Potter? He's some little goblin. No! I don't know. I just see, I just seen the pictures. No, he's not. That's CGI, dude.

No, no, he's not the- Are you talking about Dobbin or whatever? No, he's not Dobbin, he's another dude. That was Dobby. Yeah. Wow, dude! I've actually never seen those movies. I've just seen the first one. I watched those movies with Chloe

during the pandemic. Cause she's like, you haven't seen them? The Harry Potter's? Yeah, and I watched all of them. They're fucking good, dude. I totally get it. I gotta see that Azkaban joint. They get better and better. Like the first one is a little kids movie,

and then it gets more and more. By the time you're in the third one. You're like, okay shit. Here's gonna fuck some shit up. Okay. Oh, yeah You just kept seeing saying that doing this. Yeah rubbing your hands together. Okay. Can you stop doing that? Yeah My boy actually can't okay real potheads, baby. Let's go man. Okay. All right What up Hermione? What'd it do baby boo? So he's got a wand now, okay. Yeah. My boy Harry's about to blast some shit up. Mmm. What do they call Voldemort?

The name you, the man you can't mention or some shit? I don't know. God. The one who must not be mentioned or something like that? Yeah. It's dope dude, I'm hyped. That's our, that's Crile to us, the one who must not be mentioned. Yes, of course. Yeah

He's definitely Voldemort. Hey, if you guys could mock us up as the little Harry Potter kids and then make Kyle Voldemort and Dobby that'd be really thick. Yeah, what do people say in Internet? Do what you do he who must not be named. There we go. He who must not be named trial Okie dokie when's the last time you watched Willow though? Cause that movie is fucking sick, dude. Like four years ago with kids. Oh, so good. That's wild.

It's a bummer, cause the CGI or whatever you want to call it doesn't exactly hold up. Yep. And your kids are like, whack. Yeah, kind of. What's the CGI in that again? Is it like the witch's like spells? No, remember when like those little two things

Get tossed in the mud and then they like grow exponentially and become like a huge like monster You don't? Can I let you guys in on a little secret? You've never seen it. I don't think I've ever seen it. What? Yeah, that's okay. What?

That's what I have. No! I don't think I have. Dude, I would suggest you see it tonight, dude. Actually, maybe wait for Bo. Yeah, I just I wasn't into like nerd nerd shit or dork shit. I was in like cool. But Val Kilmer's in there fucking dude. Val Kilmer is fucking dude. I might be turn around. He's in the cage and then when they let him out of the cage and I'm in. Dude Val Kilmer's great. Oh, he's great. The main bad guy with the cage. And I'm in. And I'm back. Dude, Val Kilmer's great.

Oh, he's great. The main bad guy with the skull. Not the main bad guy. Or Davis is great. But the secondary bad guy with the skull. I think I maybe sell Labyrinth like one time. Okay, well that has a lot of- And it didn't make you like, bicurious.

Change your- It didn't, I didn't. Well, laugh, I can't laugh, too horny. Right. That's kinda nasty. Yeah. That's kind of nasty. Yeah. That's not how I feel. Kind of a nasty dude.

And What's Her Name didn't make you go like, I think I'm going to watch Labyrinth again. Jennifer Connelly. Dude, Jennifer Connelly, yeah, did something. I mean, it was like, Bowie Connelly has, name a better duo, I'll wait. Bowie's dick in Labyrinth is on display. And we lost him. Hey, Todd, can you throw up some Jennifer Connelly photos here in the chat? I wouldn't mind looking at Jennifer Connelly.

Well, not from the Labyrinth. She's definitely like 14 in that movie, but... Who's to say? Well, you could still, I mean, look at her and be like, this is my 14 year old self who's in love with her. That's true. Or probably younger than that. Is that how it works? I mean, look at, like here she is my 14 year old self who's in love with her. That's true. Is that how it works?

I mean, look at, like here she is as an adult woman, which she's beautiful. Stunning. She has great eyebrows. Stunning. She's such a rocker, dude. It is crazy. Like when they put her in the new Top Gun,

I was like, reporting for duty. Stunning. Wow, dude. But like, who else could you put in that that chapel round? Well what's crazy is you just google her name and look at images she hasn't taken a bad photo. I know dude. You look up any of our names oh god we're all over the place. Oh God. My head is like is like I haven't taken a good photo. It's bad. It's three sizes up three sizes down stunning stunningly beautiful. Wait this is crazy because like do you guys have this this I don't know leave it to Isaac to post the 13 year old photos of her. Oh boy. God Isaac. Do you guys

have this. I don't know what you would call like a syndrome or whatever, but like, when you, do you assume that like, the women you grew up like watching that you were like, oh my God, that's a woman, she's beautiful. Jennifer Connelly? Do you assume that they're taller than you in a weird way? Or do you?

Punk rock, getting radical. I just, I just had this exact, I did this thing, I had this small part in this... Allegedly. In this Boots Riley movie. Oh yes, yes, yes, yes. With Demi Moore. Yeah.

Oh. And did I talk about this on the podcast? The substance. Yeah. I haven't covered it yet. Demi Moore... So I'm excited, it's Demi Moore. How cool is that?

Right. Turns out Demi Letts... Yes, points! She is so much smaller than I thought she was. Okay. She's like 5'5 or 5'4 or something. Right. She's a small... I've always thought of her as like a gigantic woman.

Like a tall... Right. Statuesque. Statuesque, like legs. She carries herself so... She's so strong in every film. She's never weak. And I'm looking at a picture of Jennifer Connelly next to her husband, and I don't know if her husband's six,

eight, but she looks tiny. Even her head is small. It's Joel Embiid is her husband. No, it's Paul Bettany, who's like a- Oh shit. A formidable English actomite. Whoop-a! That's kinda tight.

Yeah, how tall is, you know what, this is something I'm just gonna- Is Jay-Con's? Is Jay-Con's? She is our best. I think she's our best. Yeah, Jay-Con's, yeah, she rocks. She needs, I mean- Five-five.

And by the way, like, ass to ass? She's five-seven, so she's- she is actually fairly tall. Okay, so she's not as small. So he is six-five, then. Yeah. Allegedly! Paul Bettany. Okay.

Can we get a Paul Bettany height check for me? It's a tall guy thing. And while we're at it, can we look at how tall is Warwick as well? Just in comparison, that would be cool to know. I would like to know how tall Warwick is. Do you know he's three feet tall, homie? Don't know that. What if he's five five?

What if he's as tall as Connelly? You don't know? He's not. He isn't. That's why he's a small person. That's part of why he's literally famous. He has three six dude. Three six mafia. We're not talking meters here. Allegedly! He's three six baby I knew it. He's huge. He's six three. I knew he was way taller. Okay no Jennifer this says Jennifer Connelly is 5'5". What the hell? Well, who knows? Who fucking knows? Anyway, that's not tall.

You want to see it? Well, I just looked up her height and it said 5'7". Yeah. I don't know. You know, I don't know. Yeah, yeah. Well, guys, actors, much of Hollywood is short. They're shorter people. Yeah. When you see a tall one

Yeah, like This is I'm so bad with names Australian actress Oscar winner Tilda Swinton, no, no, no, like the the one the like fucking red hair chapel run the most like Famous actress. Oh, you're talking about Tom Cruise's ex. Nicole Kidman? Nicole Kidman. Thank you, Nicole Kidman. Well, she doesn't have red hair in like two decades, but yeah. Hey, I said red hair. What'd you do? You fucking named her. Moving on.

Well, I read it. Todd put it in the chat. Todd spelled it Nicole. So you can read it now. Good for you. Anyway, I saw her in person at some party and was like, holy shit and Blake What's her name Taylor Taylor Swift lively? No, we're tall. Yeah Taylor Swift is very tall. Oh Taylor's well She's yeah, he's known to be gigantic I know but that's just a shocker when you see him and you go can I fucking fight these cut take them down?

And you go, can I fucking fight these? Can I take them down? PUSH comes to shove. Now, do you like that? Do you are like, Ders, as a tall man, are you like, this is good. She's more my size. This is. I always, this is a running joke

about if I like kiss my wife on the stairs and she's higher than me. I'm like, God, I wish she was this tall. She's like, if she's like six, six over me and I like this is a running joke yeah I do it like I don't know twice a year or I'm like god I wish you were this big you could just I could just you just hold me she's like stop don't do this mmm so that's that's how we spice things up here in the home house Blake is that is that a thing for you I've dated a girl. She wasn't taller than me

She was like five seven, but we were like about the same size and then when she would wear heels She would tower over me because women and heels are just giant Yeah, and I didn't I didn't dislike it, but it wasn't like, I've never looked at a tall woman and I'm like, that's it, that's it for me. Now unless you had a crossfit body, in which case... I don't know. Angel Reese? How tall is she?

I really like Candice Parker. She's so freaking cute, dude. She might not be interested, but... That's okay. We're talking... Angel Reese showed up at some NBA game in like some jean shorts. What is going on with her, dude? Oh, righty.

And I was like, there's no wrong way to eat a Reese. Points. Yes, points. That has to have been said a million times on Twitter. Oh, boy. It's all good. We're all just... Can you think that's a million times short? Some dude's just going down and he looks up and just goes, there's no wrong way to eat Reese's.

She's like, actually, you're doing it wrong. You're completely off. You're licking my butt hole. Yep. Sorry, maybe... Yeah, I'm sorry. Yep, Blake, that's not it. Yeah, that's different. Goodbye.

Yeah. Yeah. That would be. You were so dumb. Oh, man. She's one of my favorite basketball players, though. I think that's cool as hell, dude. You can see Juju Watkins got injured.

I'm bummed about that. I picked USC to go all the way. She's also tight. So I don't know about that now. March Madness is in full effect. I know, I already talked the way. She's also tight. So I don't know about that now. March Madness is in full effect. I know. I already talked about it.

Swimming. We're going. So, the Women's March Madness happens a little bit before the men's or at the same damn time? No. It happens at the same time, which is crazy. That's wild. That's wild.

I thought they changed that because people were all like pissed about it or something I don't know. I tried to like be y'all like Knowing shit and said at a party the other day when watching March Madness and I'm like no it happens next weekend And someone's like no it doesn't and I was like Shut up bitch because when it comes to when it comes to swimming One's one week the the other's another. There's not enough pools. But I feel like the, I mean of course,

especially now that Juju's out, since Caitlin Clark's not in NCAA anymore, that rivalry was really making people like that. What do you mean she's not in the NCAA? She's in the WNBA now. Oh, that's right. Yeah, she's on Indiana. So I don't feel like people have really been tuned

I also don't feel like March Madness men's has been that like I haven't heard that much about it to be honest Well, there hasn't been that many upset. Well, this is gonna come out and it's gonna be like done It's over people will be bored I'm pissed now! It's over, people will be bored. But there hasn't been that many big upsets or like buzzer beater moments. So that's when it gets crazy. There were a few nail-biter games that were fun. Wisconsin, god fucking damn.

You guys got... Creighton got got. Creighton. Big Creighton. There wasn't a lot of uh like weird California representation I like it when like be more specifically like when Long Beach sneaks in there I love that right or Fresno oh love that I think Fresno's usually good yeah but this year was just like San Diego and I think that's not crazy enough for you no No, that's that's too common.

Yeah. And stream for you. Yeah. You're looking for the insane clown posse of basketball teams to sneak in. OK. Yes. Yeah, I like this. I want Shaggy to do university.

So what would be the ICP of California? Oh, can't say Rancho Cucamonga. You want like the Cerritos, Auto Mall, Square, basketball team to sneak in to the... Oh, is it Placentia? What the hell is that? Which is a real place? What the hell is that?

You've never heard that? No. That's a place in California. And when you get there, they say Placentia here. Doesn't really work. That's crazy. Placentia? Maybe like...

Who Placentia? Plac like who sent you oh I get what you're saying now maybe like UC Irvine or something or Northridge what if Northridge Northridge I feel like they have the quakes but that's the ICP for you yeah definitely Northridge hell yeah way more deeper cuts than Northridge yeah yeah and you act like you're so Californian, dude And you know, it's more I don't know schools. I don't know any colleges. I'm like blown away name a town That's like the campy ranch of the mother Northbridge. So Isaac is saying this is the first time San Diego has made the tournament ever that's no that's that can't be possible

But that's not very ICP that can't be possible. But that's not very ICP. That can't be possible. Well, well, didn't Kawhi Leonard play for San Diego? There's a few San Diego colleges, right? There's two, right? Yeah. UCSD and then there's, well, the state university also there. San Diego state. Yeah.

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Listen to Potter Rebellion on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. So here's a question. Are you guys, when your kids are college age, are you going to want them to stay in California or are you going to say, fly little birdie fly and go go out of state somewhere cool. I like the idea of going out of state and going somewhere cool to like experience a different culture. Yeah, I think so too.

But I also like sheep college at a good school. There's so many good schools in California. There are great schools in California. There's a lot of cool places you could end up. Yeah, but then you're all like, it's like, you don't want it to be to California and then you're Isaac and then You know what I mean? And then when you go to another place when you put it that way worst-case scenario We're talking about worst-case scenarios now worst case it that way area then you're Isaac and then you go remember How I mean you guys know you've traveled with a guy when you go somewhere. He's like, I mean, this is crazy

It's like snowing you're like, yeah, dude, it's February. And we're getting radical in Milwaukee or wherever. And he's like, right. Yeah, it's just wild because it doesn't snow in Southern California. And you're like, yeah, well, it does in the mountains. It's like, yeah, no, I know. It's like what's cool about California. And you're like, shut up, dude, we're fucking somewhere else right now.

Punk rock getting radical. Just be somewhere else. Actually, I wouldn't mind if that was my kid Azusa Azusa Pacific University like there's some cuts Azusa. Where is Azusa not telling damn That sucks that sucks for you. That's not something I have to Google that shit shit, but Channel Islands Where would you guys? Where would you guys want to send your kids? I want my kid to be LSU. That's where I'm like... LSU.

I mean, that's crazy. And what are they doing at LSU? Baton Rouge. Just partying, dude. Just partying. Yeah, just fucking hanging outside by the Shaq statue. Just drinking. I mean, that's cool.

There's a place called Tigerland. Well, we shot the first two P perfects in Baton Rouge. So the first one especially I was there And they have this place called Tigerland which Blake has been to and it's basically a gravel pit with like five bars around the outside Of it and you park in the gravel pit and it's mayhem Bedlam right when the bars let out is it just bananas? It's fucking wild and it's so fun. And I'm like, oh, if I like this, what a great college experience. This probably is.

I think you're describing half of colleges. Yeah. Yeah. And Madison had the same thing. Like there's like the six corners. Madison's a good college town. What's great about doing standup is I got to visit a lot of these college college Yeah, you know but like Penn State. That's it like Happy Valley. That's a great college town I'm like is it college station where they call it college station. Yeah, that's a totally different place

That's what's that isn't college station with a call Penn State am I crazy no no no no no Happy Valley is Penn State. College Station is Texas A&M. Oh, shit. I think that's what I said. Wow, dude! Dude, I'd be down for that. Yeah, it'd be cool to like be a longhorn.

I always wanted to do that. Well, it really depends on how smart your kid is. Because if they're too smart, then you're like, you got to go to one of these nerd schools and that'll be fun. But, you know, it'll probably help you get a better job and yada, yada, yada. Wait, wait, what? Maybe you guys know this. You guys surprised me with some of your knowledge. What's the partiest nerd school?

Oh, that's a great partiest nerd school. Yeah, we're like, it's like a really you get a great education, but you read. Dartmouth is known to be like a shithole throwdown town for smart kids yet Dartmouth I was or Cornell is not Cornell they're like everyone commits suicide there. That's like sort of there. Okay. Okay Okay, yeah I played Cornell a couple times and you drive across this bridge and every time you drive across it they tell you like Yeah, this is the bridge that kids commit suicide and jump off of.

And you're like, oh, that's really, really sad. Uh, that's a bummer. Yeah. Is it because of like the pressure of grades and stuff or does the weather suck? I think so. I think so. Yeah. And you're in the middle of nowhere and it's miserable.

The weather does suck. And yeah, damn, that sucks. Yeah. So, you know, and please invite me to do stand up there again, but, uh, but you're opening 10 minutes is going to be about that bridge. Okey dokey. Don't go to school. It's teams like it wouldn't be the best party.

Right. To go to. Right. Right. Right. But I think that's, and Penn State's Michigan is a, is a smart school. Michigan is a smart school, but you know what their thing is. It's very Greek There's not many bars. I've been there to Ann Arbor by Greek. You mean it's very like a frat fraternity

So you like kind of have to be in one? Not that you have to be but like that's we're talking Wolverines, right? Correct. Oh, dude, but they are so there's not many bars You know now you need a lot of bars think of all the cool Wolverine shirts you could wear I know when I was a kid I wanted to go there and then turned out their swim teams a little too fast Think of all those ICP Wolverine shirts because ICP is from Michigan. So dude Blake would really feel they're not Ohio Oh, yes, they're Detroit bro. Come on. Hell. Yeah, dude. I'm in I'm so excited for you.

Alrighty then. I found my school. Smartest party school. This is a great, great question. By the way, everyone who went to a smart school out there, who's like, my school, my school is crazy. No, it wasn't. It wasn't. It's Berkeley, bro.

It's Berkeley. I grew up in Evanston where Northwestern University is. It's so tame, so quiet, so sleepy. Yeah, super tame, so quiet. They like invented prohibition there in Evanston. Look at you! Look at you! What the hell? How are you guys so smart today? Yeah, why do you know about my town?

Fuck yeah, dude. We talked about this? Yeah, I've played there before. I've done stand-up there. And you just absorb knowledge everywhere you go? I love that. Well yeah, it's like they have weird liquor rules there. Like you learn? Yeah, you just absorb knowledge. That's fucking cool, dude.

Yeah, you know, you go to the town, you kind of learn a few things about said towns, but. Toasty! Adam knows every town's alcohol restriction. Yeah. I mean, honestly. So liquor stores close at nine. So I need to get there before that. Great. Thank you.

Well, it is a thing because a lot of times you like can't buy booze after the show. And you're like, what the fuck are we doing here? That sucks. In Madison, Wisconsin, you can't buy after nine and you can't buy on Sunday, I think. Yeah. So like at 855, kids be hauling ass down the street to get to the store. And you're like, I worked at a liquor store. I'm standing by the door, like locking it in front of people who got there.

Like a second after nine, I'm like, dude, you were that guy. Sorry. Sorry, bud. You mean I was an employee somewhere? Yeah. I was that guy. You were that guy, pal. I'm still going to send it.

Why don't you go eat somebody's french fries, bitch? Stop bringing up old episodes. That's the law. I don't know what to tell you. That's the law Okay, cop Cop say that clip the french fry clip what we were talking about I loved it dude because you backtrack so fast Blake We were like if you eat if you're a delivery person and you eat out of their food, you're a scumbag. And Blake is like, that's the cardinal rule. You don't do that.

You're a scumbag. Well, no, I go, are you a scumbag or just a person? And this is what people do. And Blake leaned in and said scumbags. And then you're like, wow. You're like, you're such a scumbag. Oh, you're disgusting. That's the cardinal rule. You don't do that. And then we were like, yeah. You're like, you're such a scumbag. Oh, you're disgusting. That's the cardinal rule.

You don't do that. And then we were like, yeah, you know, French fries. And you're like, well, French fries, yeah. You do, if you, they're French fries. They're French. That one, that, look, I don't think I ever did it as a delivery driver. I was probably- You said you did.

I was spinning, it's good radio. I was spinning a web. I don't think I did that. I don think I lie yeah you just probably lied I probably lied a little wait Adam he thinks this is radio I'm still gonna send it I might have ate a fry maybe fries seem okay so now are you lying now I see I can't tell with you anymore look I can't remember if I ate Off-briar two fries from an order. I don't think I would do that. But you never know I might have been really Why don't you fucking think about it and we'll wait? I

Guess you don't retain knowledge or whatever though. We just said he doesn't go anywhere Yeah, I mean either I don't he doesn't leave, California. I don I can't. I sit in my hotel room and watch movies I've already seen. Willow. Willow! If you haven't seen Willow, please watch Willow. It's so good, dude. Yeah, it's cool. Fantasy movies. Mad Martigan?

Is that his name? Fantasy movies from the 80s and the 90s. The 90s. Are so pure. They're so incredible. Like the locations are off the chain. The costumes are off the chain. Is this a deep cut? Did you guys ever watch

Ewoks battle for Endor? Hell yeah, dude. Of course. I had that shit on rotation and whenever I bring it up, people are like don't even know what you're talking about. Wasn't the main Ewoks name Wicked Yes. Or the girl's name was.

I think the girl's name was girls and I thought she was fired. I I don't even really know what the Ewoks are They're like little bear people or something. Yeah, and by the way bring it back. I believe war Davis was yes He was wicked. Yeah, yes. He was this dude is in our DNA in ways We don't do not give him flowers. No flowers! No flowers! We're talking about him too much. The guy's done. This sucks. What? No, no. He's immortal. You killed him. He's immortal. You've killed him. He's immortal.

No, stop this. He's been in every Star Wars movie? He's been in every Star Wars movie. Was he inside of R2-D2? Adam, that's the little robot that rolled. I know what that one is. I've seen one of these ones. I love that shit, man. I love that. That's kind of cool, I guess.

How long have we been on? Oh my god, you guys. What? Never hit record. I'm living the nightmare. Doo doo. Diarrhea. Diarrhea. Are you serious, dude? Never hit record. That's okay. Can we use my audio?

I think we can use it. Anything? Yeah, I think we can use it. Come on, it's going to sound like you're in a tin can. We got to get better. But I'm going to ask the producers if I should even hit record now or just wait for the next episode we're doing. You can hit record now.

Todd is like, please hit record. God, I'm going to die. I'm going to ask the producers if I should even hit record now. Or just wait for the next episode we're doing. Hit record now. Todd is like, please hit record. God. You had one job. Dart mouth mother. What is it? Dart mouth?

What is it? Dart mouth. Dart mouth. We have zoom back up. Thank you. Producer Anna. Thank you. World renowned.

Thank you God. Thank you God. Thank you God. Oh my God. Thank you God. Okay. Thank you, God. Thank you, God. Thank you, God. Oh my God. Thank you, God. Okay, let's go. Okay, well, that feels like a good stopping point. Better late than never.

Any take backs, whoopsie daisies or bonehead maneuvers? Any take backs, whoopsie daisies, whoopsie do's, whoopsie do's. I'm sorry to production for not hitting record. That really sucked, dude. Yeah, that's a huge... I would like to give a shout out to the Insane Clown Posse on behalf of Blake. Thank you. Your number one poser.

He acts like he's involved when he's not. And that's sadder. And that's sadder. You know, the inclusive thing I will give to them. I'll give them the inclusive thing. I do feel like you're seeing a lot of people helping people who can't walk. And that's sadder. You know, the inclusive thing I will give to them. I'll give them the inclusive thing. I do feel like you're seeing a lot of people helping people who can't walk walk at places like that.

Okay. Okay. Thank you. Like people who are in wheelchairs who then it's like, it's too muddy. I can't get through. And so like the able-bodied people pick up the people who's- I do think that. And it's not because, uh,

they've had an injury or a fall. It's because they're too, too large to walk and stand. I'm willing to say that your boobs are huge. Adam is right about that. And also there are people with limited medical mental faculties. No, just like, stop talking about it. And you know what, Adam, I'm willing to go with you also on that, but also just people who can't really get the highest medical assistance who deal with certain things day to day.

And they go to the carnival of souls. Dark carnival souls. And ironically, it brightens up their day. Hey, you know what? Yeah. I might not listen to the whole catalog of the ICP record label, Psychopathic Records. You might not or you don't.

Yeah. I don't, I don't, I don't. I don't. Who's to say? There's some tracks I do like. Great Malinko is off the chain. Great Malinko is. Is chain. Great Malinko is. Is that the first song on that one album?

Right? Malinko. It's the first song on that one album, right? I think so. So you kind of have to have heard it. Go ahead. Homies, that's a good one too. Their merch is off the chain.

Here's what I'll say. Their merch is off the chain. It is, they have great merch. Here's what I'll say. I would love to attend the Gar. It is, they have great merch. Here's what I'll say, I would love to attend the garg... Garg... Oh boy. I would love to attend the dark carnival of souls.

I think that it would unironically be a very good time. I think I would have a great time. I think people would treat me well. I think they'd be very accepting because we're a family, whoop, whoop. So like, I'm not ashamed to say I, I could see myself becoming a juggalo at some point in life. Right.

After the kids go off to college. Retro, honey, what if we went to the dark car? That's your, that's your retirement, dude. Right. That's your retirement. Look, you guys. Some people get into like traveling or they buy an RV and see the country.

You're going to become a juggalo. He's seen the country all right. Yeah. You know, the girls, they're at Michigan. They're Wolverines and daddy's right on the outskirts. Yeah. Just at the carnival. Yeah.

He's getting a real education. Mm-hmm. I could be a mud wrestler there. Yeah, you could. You could do all kinds of things. There's no doubt in my mind you could. Thanks, man. That seems like most of the only thing you can do there. Yeah, you could you could do all kinds of things. There's no doubt in my mind you could thanks Yeah, that seems like most of the only thing you can do there

Yeah, pretty much what drugs are they doing there all of them Oh whippets for sure is that number one? Yeah, no, they're doing like what's they're making toilet wine Jankum they're doing jank What other whippets it's probably a lot of the galaxy gas. Yeah a lot of that Yeah, okay, probably a lot of that and weed. Yeah, and methamphetamine possibly that right? Yeah I think weed is kind of just automatic right? Yeah smoke weed every day is there like you you would know Blake Let me ask you since you're the resident poser Is there a straight-edge faction of Let me ask you, since you're the resident poser. Juggalo.

Yeah. Is there a straight edge faction of juggalos? There's gotta be, right? There has to be. Or is this? Actually, I do not know that. Or do they not make it out? That's actually a very intriguing question to me.

I know there's like Christian juggalos, but I don't know if that equals straight edge juggalos. How many Jewish juggalos? Juggalos? Juggalos, but I don't know if that equals straight edge juggalos. How many Jewish juggalos? Juggalos. Juggalos. Is it Juggalos? Yes, points! Pretty good.

I feel 0%. I feel like it seems like a such a, and it's not Christian, but it's more not Jewish. Right. It's pagan. Yes. Very pagan. Is it pagan? Absolutely. And what does pagan mean?

No one knows. Because people throw it around and I have no idea what it means. That's like when you like, you celebrate all the holidays that Christianity does, but it's like before like Jesus took the wheel. So it's like, like real. So it's like, it's like old school. So it's like, like, like real. So it's like, it's like old school witch, witchcraft. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, but I'm sorry.

Was there Christianity before Jesus? I don't understand. Yeah, there was no Christmas before. Well, no, not Christianity, but there was. Adam, what do you think? There was Christmas before Jesus? You know that Christmas is his birthday. No, I'm saying there was no Christmas before Jesus. That's what I'm getting at.

Correct. Yes, there was no Christmas, there was no Easter. Yes, that's what Judaism is. So you are like, they celebrate all the holidays, but from before Jesus. Because they, yes, dude, those holidays existed and then they slaughtered Jesus in there. Name these holidays, I don't even know what these holidays are. Like Easter. Easter existed? Easter was a pagan holiday, yes. But then they just remixed it and were like, it's about this dude who came out the cave again?

Yes, absolutely, 100%. Oh wow. Another one. I think so. I could be 100% wrong, I could be 100% wrong. Oh wow. But I do think that my- Did you pick this up on the road? No, that's why all the like, you know, like all the little baby chickens and like rabbits and stuff, it's all about like a spring revival. It's like a pagan holiday. I believe it's an old holiday before...

From the before times. So the Cadbury egg, the rabbit that lays the egg is real? Yes. Okay. 100%. I hope I'm so wrong on all of this. Dude, I love that the Cadbury commercial, they've just kept the same commercial from the 80s.

For a hundred years, dude. Where it's like the lion going, baaah! It's the lion with the bunny ears going like, rawr! Perfect! Great commercial, bad one. And the Corona one with the palm tree and the Christmas lights. Yeah. With somebody's whistling.

Not going anywhere. Some Christmas joint. I like, just keep those forever. When it's a banger, you don't have to mix it up. Just run that one back. Yeah. Why were they running back the Geico commercial with the guys like, does a pig whatever? And then there's like the pig like screaming out the window of a car from like 2000 or 1999 this commercial. Because it's an actor who was in some like Ed Burns move indie movie from back in the day who I Thought was good and never saw again really and now they're blasting that commercial. I'm like what happened that dude. Where's that dude?

I don't know that one. We thought a baby eats a boy. I don't know not familiar. I'll put it out there Juggalos in in recovery there you go. This is uh yeah welcome. Juggalos in recovery. There you go. Welcome to Juggalos in recovery. Did we get them on the cruise? That's so dope. We're healing community and transformation convert. Our mission is clear. We are dedicated to supporting individuals in their journey

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That's fucking cool. That picture's sick. And everyone's just out there just pounding Fago. Wow. This is... Yeah. This is fucking cool, dude. This is disgusting. I love it. Fucking cool. I love it for them. For me, this is my This is disgusting. I love it fucking cool. I love it for them for me This is my biggest nightmare, but I love it. This is cool for them. I'm in

Me and Kyle I figured there had to be like a little Section of a chugging by the way this website off the chain so good It's like the one from our sketch group 30 years ago. Yeah, they haven't updated. That's okay. That's okay It's looking good. All right. All right. Well Adam take that call and this was another episode My doctor keeps calling me. I don't know. I might might have AIDS or so that might be This is important! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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