This Is Important - EP 246: Swimsuit Showers With My Dude Friends

Episode Date: April 29, 2025

Today, this is what's important: Specialties, funk, musicians, showering, dicks, the TII cruise, & more. Click here to learn more about the TII Cruise.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about... The dick is where it gets the most love in the shower. Look at all these pubes. It is weird. You don't want your dick like the Renegade of Funk out there. Here we go!

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And I have a nine inch penis. Whatever we call those. Ticks. She doesn't really post that many of them. Man, I want the tics. He came for the tics. Am I a bad guy for wanting the tics? Show us your tics. Show us your tics.

Show us your tics. Show us your tics. Yes, points. Blake, thank you for taking all the heat on that one. There you go, bud. Yeah, Blake wants you to show us your tics. I would love to see her tics. How does she not? That's good merch for her, by the way. To make wants you to show us your tics. I would love to see her tics How does she not that's good merch for her by the way to make those shirts show me your tics

Where's the guy? Oh, it's your tics. That's actually a great idea. Hmm. Yeah, I think she's doing herself a disservice You know what she's trying to do. She's like, I'm not my disease. I am a person. Mm-hmm, right? She doesn't want to be the face of it. It's a bagel But you know, you got to lean into what makes you special It's a that's that's why you got the show. It's what got you the show Yeah, like I I won't shut up about how I jerked off so hard that my toe fell off so You know we lean into what makes us different. Yeah, it makes us special Yeah, that does make you special it does. What is the thing that makes you special, Blake?

Oh boy. Blake, drop your pants and show them. What makes me special? What do you mean I'm a one of a kind person? Well, anyone can say that. I was hit by the cement truck, so that's what I overcame in order to fulfill my destiny of being a... maybe B, maybe C level actor. Oh, come on. You're saying C? You're definitely B. High B to me.

Okay, high Bs. High Bs. I'll take it. I think you're kissing A. Do little kisses. That's how he got where he is. Tight, wonderful. Bud hole. Is it? Yeah. That's how he got right where he is a little kiss you

Yes What I don't know what makes me special is I think it's just you know just my Outstanding personality and probably my hair. Yes, God damn it took you that long to Around your hair, and that's why you won't shave it. That's why you won't shave it. Well and because I don't want to. I like having long hair. I like being a renegade of funk. Alright. Alright. I love that. I'm just so sick of it. So you know know none of the guys in rage against the machine who created the song Renegade a funk have long hair. They're all here. They're like bald and shit. That's life. What do you mean now? Yeah, well, that's okay. Yeah, but he had dreadlocks when he had some jail rocha. He had dreads, right? Yeah, he had some dreads. Yeah, he did he did and do we think that that's like a

Now that we say it out loud like like, renegade of funk, do you think that's a cool thing to say? I'm a renegade of funk. Um... Yeah, I think so. Yeah, well, I mean, because is funk that... It's fun. It's funky. Funk is the rawest...

It's a raw expression. Funk is sick, dude. I think it is sick. I don't think they're renegades though. I don't think it's they're not like okay Yes, they are rage is a renegade of funk. Yeah, but you know who else is Clinton Rick James Yeah, Rick James. That's a renegade of funk. He's pretty no no he was a rapist. That's different Oh, Rick James. No, he wasn't what Rick James fuck it it he kept that woman in his basement locked up What I'm beating her in shit allegedly this is ways to me look that might have been Look that might have been that might have been during like a cocaine

Incident now that okay, I'm starting to kind of remember that so you're saying it did It's not real if it happened during a cocaine incident No, yeah, you now. I'm actually kind of remembering that. I thought Rick James just like bought a house up in Buffalo, New York where he grew up and his mom lived there and like they just kicked it and rode horses. No, no, no, no. He had like a sex cave. Woman who says Rick James, Raider, 1979, Suze Estate. Okay.

Okay. And Blake, that's your favorite musician? No, okay. So this is, you're saying how cool he is and how much you look up to him. I'm pissed now! Okay. Alright. I had, you know what? This isn't the one even I was thinking of.

I was thinking of the one where he tied a woman to a chair, burned her with a hot crack pipe, and forced her to perform sex ass during a cocaine binge at his West Hollywood home. Dude, that was the 70s. This was 1991. This was 1991. That's different. Okay, that's different. He was free on bail when the second assault occurred in 1992 in James Hotel room. OK. And then he served more than two years in prison. OK. Lake's hero. Lake's hero.

Okey dokey. All right. And I you know what? And I kind of forgot about him outside of the music. Any take backs? I will say he was a renegade. He was. that's a legit He's too far into renegade he's yeah much too far sounds like he's Renestrate also I am recalling that renegade a funk is actually a cover of a song. It was not written by really oh

The plot thickens yeah, it's like the much like the rope around this poor ones I did not know that and that's cool cool that you, do you learn this stuff when you play foosball with those guys? No I recall maybe that album being a few covers right? Oh that's interesting. I don't know. The album is a cover album. See that? I knew it. The album is a cover? The whole album? Yeah. Yeah. Rage Against the Machine. Yeah. The album with all the hits whole album yeah, yeah rage against the machine Yeah, their album with all the hits no that didn't have all the hits no no no no no no no Ready get a funk came much later Wow dude. I feel like it does have several hits it does

Have you guys watched the Chuck Berry porno? Adam! I love it! You guys tuned into this? No! What is that? Who showed you that? Carceri showed you that one? Well, no, I was thinking of Rick James. I'm like, he had to have had a porno out and about. But no, Chuck Berry had a porno out.

A sex tape or a porno? A sex tape, a sex tape. Okay, alright, that's different. Why is that different? Well, because a porno is a production. A sex tape is recorded sex. Oh, but it's crazy, dude. It's like, these poor women are hookers and then he's going like, he just starts peeing in their mouths and he's like, yeah, you like that bitch? You like that? You lose! Johnny be bad. He's making her like eat his ass while he's also pissing on her I'm pissed now and then he says something like like he oh then he farts in her mouth and then

I'm pissed now He laughs and goes what are you website Adam? How long did you watch this for you turn that off? 20-30 minutes and just 20 or 30 minutes. This is bad No, it was just like a little clips and then he goes Ha you like that bitch ha I love doing that mm-hmm catch a bitch It's wild dude these these old like 70s what it that sounds like what's he like? I'm Chuck Berry, and I love doing that Chuck Berry's like 50s no well I think the Chuck Berry porno was uh...

I wouldn't click that link. That's not something I... That had to be in the 70s on some autofocus shit where they're like, just got this new camcorder from Japan. I think he got busted for having like hidden cameras in bathrooms. He was kind of a gnarly... Yeah, he was a real creeper, this guy.

Yeah, he was gnarly. What you gotta do is you just you if you want cameras in your bathrooms just hang us just hang a sign up, okay? Okay, what you'd be surprised how many people to go all right? I gotta take I really gotta take a shit Yeah, yeah, I got a poo poo. I got a pee pee. I gotta take a dump dude. Yeah camera no camera I'm I'm peeing. That makes perfect sense And then you're covered all right at least that's what our lawyer told me okay Allegedly! That's fun. I will so you guys haven't seen that do yourselves a favor. I'm good. Don't watch it Don't watch it. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna Google that one. I'm not a big fan of like scary porno

When you know when you have like a friend who sends you Something that's just what's the word like? egregious like where a dude like Pulls his dick out of a butt and then like the girl goes straight for it and you they pause there's like dookie on it And you're and then you're like this seems real specific It is I'm saying like that was a clip that someone sent me and I was like You block that number not not for me doesn't really get a belly laugh out of me. It was his brother Yeah, yeah. Yeah. No, no. No. I also

Someone was just like you have to watch it and so I was like, okay, and I was like, I don't know I'm like, what is Chuck Berry? Well, do you know this person? I don't need you to out him but like how well do you know this person not that well? Okay, not super well Let's keep them at our arms and do you know them like how well do you know this person? Not that well. Okay. Not super well. Let's keep them at our arms distance. And do you know them as friends or do you know them through work? Through work. Okay.

Through work. Right. Work friends. Okay. Hollywood. It's Kyle. It's Kyle. It's Kyle.

No, it's not. But yeah, it was appalling and- Yeah, that's not funny. I'm not getting a kick out of that Yeah, and and unlike me when I found that out. He didn't become my favorite musician unlike so unlike Blake He didn't become my favorite musician like Rick James suddenly. He's forgetting about his torrid past. Yeah, sir I don't like no, he's the best Rick James.. He's the best. Great word. Adam is toward the word of the day. I wish that is a good ass word to pull out. I thought doing words of the day.

Oh, oh, oh, fire one. Oh, it was such a hot bit. I'm pissed now. I'll fire one up. We're running out of bits. Well, I will say, you know, we're losing a lot of music to terrible people. Like musicians are really like catalogs are starting to shrink.

Dude, musicians suck. They're the worst people. They suck across the board. They're wild. I would say they are out of out of any artistic medium expression, whether it be actors, directors, cinematographers, whatever. Dancers. Cinematographers are fucked up.

They're fucked up. Although I was just going to say I've never met a ballet dancer that I like. Right. Don Cain! Full stop. How many ballet dancers have you met? Countless. Dude, so many.

And they're just all trash. Because you can't count? You can't count. Yes! Yeah, I would say musicians are the worst they suck there I feel like we've covered this in some way where I was just saying like I don't know how to talk to musicians They have like a whole other world that they're living in did they speak a different language now I'm not saying people that are that like to play music and or even in bands and things like that

I'm talking about when you're in the your career is music. Like you have a career. Okay, like you're you're not just in a band. You're talking like rock stars. What are you saying like rock star? No, I'm explaining. So don't give me that fucking look. He's saying if you play the flute at a Renaissance fair, you might be pretty cool.

Yeah, you're probably fan. If you're in a band, you're good. But if it's if it's your if you're in a rock band. No, I'm saying if you if you I would say, yeah, I would say if you are in Hollywood and you're trying to make it and you're that's all you do is play music. So if you're a failed musician,'re bad you're probably fine you're probably fine okey-dokey oh you're fine you're fine you're fine if you think you're still making it you suck oh you saw what what why is that wait wait I'm sorry I'm

so confused what are you saying yeah you yeah, so people in music Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I can't even I can't even repeat it. I don't even understand it. Do you get it Blake? What's cuz you keep tying your shoes. You keep like lacing up your shoes instead of be part of the podcast. Oh Righty, then I think what he was trying what I am actually now that I'm trying to repeat it back It was a little bit confusing. Exactly. You can't say this dude can't even drink a drink What I am actually now that I'm trying to repeat it back it was Exactly you can't say this dude can't even drink a drink. I think what are you saying is if you think you're a successful musician you've got a screw loose

If you are currently like clawing your way up within the music world and you are a musician or a rapper or something like that more than likely you're putting on you're putting on airs where you think that you have to act a certain way in order to climb up within the industry okay this is like the Kanye of it all yeah or like you think like you gotta be a fucking rock star and you have to. Right. Where you like get on the table and you rap. You don't excel in the music world like uh niceties aren't rewarded like just being a good dude you don't become a rock star. Well I think some like yes they do but I think people think that they have

to act a certain way. Right right right. And we even know some actors that act this way that they have to act a certain way right right right right right We even know some actors that act this way that they sort in order to be a movie star They have to act a certain way like I got right a total fucking bitch and a dickhead right? This is the way yeah, but I'd say it's much more prevalent in Music in music yes because they're in music you're selling you're you're selling you're usually selling yourself as cool Yeah, whereas if you're an actor there's a chance you're like an everyman or you're like a doofus or whatever you're lovable Yeah, exactly like as a you're long-haired bitch. Yeah, you're just longer bitch Yeah, you're like an ugly kind of dumb everyman, but I'm With a big protruding jaw and an overbite.

Vampire teeth. What? And like ears that are so big you have to hide them with your hair kind of guy yeah and like one nipple. Okay okay but if you're just in a band and you're you're just in Omaha and you're like, you're not really, you're not moving to LA or moving to New York and you're actively trying to go for it. You're just a guy who plays music and you like to have fun and you like to play shows. Those people are usually totally fine. Adam, can I tell you something? They just can't afford the dungeon.

They would have one, they just can't afford it. And so then they've become regular because they've been around regular folks when you When you skyrocket the frame fame you're not around regular folks You look at the checks you go I could build about six seven basements This is at least two or three dungeons. This is how your brain thinks okay I don't even know if it's it's not even people that are successful I think it's people who are trying to climb their way up. I think once you're successful, a lot of times, you then can just be who you truly are.

Like we know rock stars. Once you're successful? Yeah, once you're successful. You don't think those people were always just being themselves? But I mean, you're making a huge generalization. Like there's some very down toth cool rock stars. We know Rockstars yes, and we know cool rock stars. Yeah. Yeah, and they're like great people But yes, but I also know a lot of very uncool rock stars and rap stars and people who think they're the hot shit

When they had a good two years or whatever yeah No, I got a specific example. I follow this account where it's like dunk on them. It's shit on it all about it's a name their names Who like interviews people about their outfits you know? Okay, Jim talking about yeah sure sure and so what always bothers me is the people who pretend like they don't want to get interviewed about it So he'll be like okay. What do you got on and they're like ah man? I, man, I don't know. I don't know. They're not looking at him. There's zero eye contact. He's like, this jacket, you know, it's from this store, these pants, this much from that store, this belt.

And then a lot of but there's no eye contact. They act like they and I'm like, yeah, you know, this is going on the Internet. This dude is famous for doing this and you're pretending like you don't want to be interviewed just say no then I feel like I wouldn't even be able to say where my shit was from I would say 60 to 70 percent of the time I'd be like the internet this jacket that I've had I don't know what the brand name is this t-shirt. Yeah, those are tough ones.

You got to really be ready. And it is a little disturbing how it is just kind of like brand fucking where it's like, oh, this is from Fendi. This is from Gucci. This is from Balenciaga. And you're like, hello. OK, but then there's like one piece of clothing that that they call it a piece. They're like, and this piece, this piece is just fruit of the loom.

This is Big Johnson. This is a Big Johnson t-shirt. We know who was dope. He found Willem Dafoe walking down SoHo, and he asked him, and he's like, what do you got on? And Willem's like, I don't know, it's a black shirt. I don't know.

Where's that jacket from? He's like, the store. You're the best. And he was real cool about it, but he didn't you're the best he was like real cool about it but like he didn't know what the fuck he was wearing the ones that bothered me are the ones that are like hey how much rent do you pay in for a month here in New York and they go they go like rent I don't know I own it's so weird what I'm on the way way somewhere I can't I can't do this just real quick yeah I can't then they're like would you mind uh would you mind showing us where you live and they're like okay?

What kind of fucking world is this and then they go to their like and it's never just a normal apartment You never go in you're like I paid three thousand dollars, and this is the shitty apartment that I live in here's my four-story estate that Costs 30 million dollars. I've seen shitty. I've seen less Impressive what are you guys? Wait? What are you guys um? What are you guys talking about? I think our algorithms are a little different yours are like I send you like grandmas that transform into Rottweilers milking cows like that's my shit's wild I mean my shit, so we've established that my shit's wild to mine is just gay guys mine is skewed

Very gay is yours. You're like did you see this one? I'm like no Come across the algo. Wee-oo! Then I send you guys shit, I'm like, this is funny, and you're like, no. It has gotten very gay, dude. And you know what I think it also is? I play a gay character on The Righteous Gemstones. So I think because I'm always looking at that shit and reposting that shit.

Sure, studying that. If you're in character. Honey, I'm always like looking at that shit and reposting that sure studying that during character. I'm researching. I think that has skewed my algorithm a little bit. And I also find it very funny. Did you see the little Richard porno? Yeah. Chuck Berry. How would you feel about like doing like just like taking a shower with your homie like

in bathing suits? Is that like? Well, what do you mean in bathing suits? Like you're at a you're like at a pool. Are we saving time? We're saving time and water. No, like so. Okay. It's a no brainer. It's a no brainer to me. You're saving time. You're saving water. Blake has been thinking about this. You can tell he's like, okay, no, here, okay. Here's exactly how we would do it. Well, no, because it did come up. I can tell you my answer is so quick. I go, I'll come back in three minutes or five minutes or however long you're going to take. Yeah. And then I'll be back. No, this happened organically. You know, it was just something I wanted to expand upon. But like, okay, so I had just like gone on a run, right? And then like I was driving home from my run, run, I'm still sweaty, but on my way home, it is a Tiba's house is there. So I'm like, I'll pop in and say what's up to my boy at Tiba. He's like,

I don't have a lot of time because I got to go out a Tiba to know I'm not dude. It's not it's not even weird. You guys are making it weird. Listen, okay. So I go over there. Right. He's like, actually, I got it. I got to head out soon because I'm gonna go shoot some skate photography.

Okay. World famous photographer. You know, like, I have to I have to take a shower. And I'm like, that's weird, because I'm I'm driving home to go take a shower. And then that's the hypothetical. I'm like, is it weird? Like, cuz you know, I still want to catch up with them and talk. Like, would it be weird if we both were in bathing suits, taking showers and continue the conversation? Like, it's super normal. Like, is it

weird? Yeah, yeah, there's only one time where it's not normal where you're at a lot. You're at a pool. Yeah, there's only one time where it's not normal where you're at a lot You're at a pool. Yeah in a locker room And if you're trying to tee this up to meet me at a locker room, let's fucking go Allegedly what's so bad like say so it's not weird to take a shower. It's too small Blake It's too close corners. No, it's too small You can fit two people in a shower. you have to like share the shower like yo Can I get some heat? Share the water you'd have to be like excuse me. Excuse me

Let me rinse my eye like no you can move the head of the shower I mean sort of but when you that's not the shower. That's a different head. Um, that's not the shower When you're with your girl and it's like you're in there. Yeah, no, I do that too when you's not the shower. Allegedly! You know how when you're with your girl and it's like you're in the- Yeah, no, I do that too. Yeah, when you're in the shower, it's always fucking mad, because then the other person's like kind of cold waiting for the shower to- the water to hit you and you're like, alright, and then you have to like- Like, pivot around so then you can get the-

There's a way- there's ways to make people not be cold too, like you- you can warm each other about the water Oh, did you invent the hug bitch? What? I think we've covered this at my house. We have the double shower heads right nice. Okay money bags Okay, go off king when we were like pitching our construction like were you doing the bathrooms and all that we were like We want the double shower so we can shower at the same time noise Oh, yeah, be all over each other all over each other like Blake the double shower so we can shower at the same time. We're gonna have to be all over each other like Blake likes. It's science. And you'll never shower at the same time.

Casual shower in Vegas. I make sure. I go if you're showering I'm gonna shower. See? Save water. Flex your power. But you don't because we have two shower heads you don't save water and they were like these are actually illegal you can't have double showers anymore and then when Trump became president oh thank you one of like the first things he did was he said you can do two shower heads again and the guy came to us and was like apparently you could do it now so it's not illegal and we were like fucking do it you got to get grandfathered in before fucking Biden comes in and goes you don't

need to share so Trump is probably in agreeance with me showering with your homeboy in bathing suits is cool as fuck. Yeah, there's no doubt the more the merrier Yeah, no Trump is not in agreeance with that without a doubt. He isn't it sounds like that as part of his policy No, no, no, he is willing to add an extra shower head. So then I mean if that's the case He is willing to add an extra shower head. So then, I mean, if that's the case, and it's a larger shower, it makes a little more sense. But I'm like, if it's your, how often is that? Cause when you came over there, you didn't bring a swimsuit with,

so now you gotta borrow a homie swimsuit. No, I have what I jogged in, which you can basically swim in. It's like a runner short And do you do you like a pull the elastic out to like clean your dick and stuff or is that you just go? I guess I'm not gonna wash my dick. Oh, you have to walk That's what I'm saying. What are we doing here? Yeah, then what is even the point of the shower? The dick is what gets the most love in the shower. Well, I was sweaty

Yeah, dude I just love the idea of Adam talking out loud in the shower and now time for the most love Well, I've got a really soap you got to get underneath you gotta get a lot of crevasses Yeah creases obviously one of the most important parts of the shower is to you know Soap up your asshole and like your your dick and balls and get you know, it's not not smelling of course, of course Okay, you don't want your dick like the and get those not smelling funky. You don't want your dick like a renegade of funk out there. You do not. Yes, points!

Much like most things, you don't want it to be a renegade of funk. No, no. Like, Rick James. I wouldn't be lifting the elastic. I would be kind of maybe like soaping through the shorts. But if you were... It doesn't go through the shorts, hom, through the it does breathe doesn't I use a shower in a speedo with 20 other men and what happened? I pull the fucking suit open and wash your dick in front of everyone and goes this work for you

Would you in high school would you ever shower? Naked in the showers no Crazy this is what's crazy, so we would do an alumni swim meet every year where like, old alumni would come back and swim against us, blah blah blah. And for whatever reason, whenever a swimmer would come back from college, they would shower with us, they would always get naked. Very shaggedyellin'! And then I went to college and I was like,

I guess we're all about to be showering naked. Nobody showered naked god. It was just like what did the guy have a huge cock was he just like Stunting on these high school kids. Um, hang on I have a nine inch penis. I know you took some mental photos. It wasn't one guy. It was numerous guys It was like from my freshman year on to my senior year People would come back and shower naked. And so rate their dicks one by one. They're obviously flexing on you kids.

They're bringing their grown man stuff. They're like look at all these pubes. But that's wild to do. It is weird. We had two guys that were seniors when we were freshmen. They would shower in the locker rooms. If you're listening, close your eyes. Go ahead, yeah.

They would shower in the locker rooms and buttfuck each other. No sir, I don't like it. They would bend each other over and buttfuck. They would just shower butt naked and then actively be like, I know your dick's smaller than this. Oh, you're afraid to shower naked, pussy? And I'm like a freshman, dude. And I'm a freshman who's on crutches, like barely knowing how,

like barely being able to walk at this point. Nuh-uh! And be like, nuh-uh, my dick's b-huge. It wasn't. My dick's b-huge. It's my dick's b-huge. It's so b-hute! Bah-prove it!

Yessir! Guys are weird, dude. I don't like them. I don't like them. But then I did get a lot of love by shitting in the toilet without waltz. Which we've covered. Dude! Yeah, we've covered. Thank God.

The public parks with no doors. By the way, what up? And are these guys dicks big? Oh my god. I remember them being bigger than mine and Way hairier. They're like they have all their hairs at this So that's just also intimidating you're like fuck man. Did you ever say it's no fair? You've got all your hair Yeah, all your hairs. It's not even fair. It's like adding to your radius and circumference. It's crazy

Danger It's not even fair. It's like adding to your radius and circumference. It's crazy Danger What I don't know man, I'm so fed up with with fucking men The manosphere I'm still fed up with the manosphere and like Everybody talking about how big their dicks are and like as if it even matters. Do you think there was a guy with a bigger dick who could have been a hero? He could have taken off his towel or shorts and gone and stood next to those guys with a bigger dick and not said anything. Yeah.

And made everybody feel better. Do you think that guy existed? In my freshman class? Yeah. His name was Dan French. Well, the French are known to have big cops. Don Cain. Yes. His voice dropped so dramatically from eighth grade to ninth grade. Right. Yeah. Where I thought when I first met him, or not met him, when I first saw him freshman year, and I'm like, what's up, Dan? He was like, hey Adam. And I'm like, I thought he was doing a joke. I'm like, hey, hey Dan. Just kidding, we talk like this, right?

And it dropped 11 octaves down. And I never saw Dan's dick, but I imagine that your voice cannot drop that far down And you have a sm- your dick and balls don't grow with it. So I was just like I think that's a It's a balls thing right like if you have a deep voice you have big balls. You're a monster Well that you know again. I like no Blake would know I think it's cuz if it's so big you can suck your own dick And then that coats your throat. No, I've made this point what I've made- Blake wouldn't know. Blake wouldn't know. I think it's because if it's so big, you can suck your own dick and then that coats your throat. No, I've made this point.

What? I've made this point. I think that it would be so educational if we would just disrobe all the men of history and compare balls, dick, and see if there is something- Correlation. Yeah. We've covered this, right? They have Napoleon's dick somewhere.

It was very small, but that's one dick we have. I want to know, I want to see it across the whole timeline. I think it would really add to our species. This is your Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Yeah. And I just go. I'd watch that movie. You go back in time to pants guys.

I go pants people. I love it. And lift up their togas. Right. I'd watch that movie. You go back in time to pants guys. I go pants people. I love it. And lift up their togas. Right, and then you run into yourself and you're like, listen, Abe Lincoln's dick. Well we've kind of done that. In a gnarly, do not pants him.

The plaster casters have done that a little bit with rock stars in the 60s and 70s, yeah. Right. Oh yeah, that woman. Was it just one woman, or was it like a gaggle of groupies a gaggle? I think there's one the top dog like the MJ. Yeah, the Michael Jackson of it all. Yeah And then probably other people did it too. Look up plaster casters Because it was a I wonder whose dicks they have cast cuz that would be interesting

Well, I know they've got Jimmy Hendrix has a fucking branch just a how You need another four inches yeah plaster casters, who do they have here Cynthia plaster casters Cynthia great name She's now 74. Imagine imagine this is your cool grandma. You're like kinda stoked. Yeah, she's so fucking cool. She is cool as fuck. She's always trying to do a plaster caster dick, but she's cool.

She is. She can't drop it. Let me just plaster it real quick. Grandma, not the time. Dude, Jimmy's got some girth. So she's got Jimmy Hendrix. It doesn't say like how big these cocks are, which I would love to see them. Yeah.

Jimi Hendrix, Noel Redding, who also is in the Jimi Hendrix experience. Eric Burden from The Animals, Richard Cole from Led Zeppelin. Oh, she died three years ago. Oh, RIP. Oh. Thank God we're not going to kill her. Coming up April 21st. Flowers to her.

She got guys from Fog Hat and Beach Boys. What? People from Zappa's band. You know what I mean? She's from Chicago. Oh well she's kind of just getting cocks off of like random bros. She's a UIC flame. Jello Bifra from Singer of the Dead Kennedys.

Oh yeah. Like she's got a lot of cocks. So, Bifra from Singer of the Dead, Kennedys. Oh yeah. Sure. Like, she's got a lot of cocks. I don't think you have to get people in Zappa's band. I don't think she needed to do that. Oh Blake, what do you think she should do, you fucking mansplainer? She got Karen O from the YAYAYA's in 2003.

She got Barry Bono, the road manager of the rascals. Like, come on, we don't need that. John Smothers, the bodyguard of Frank Zappa. We don't need that cock. He's not a Smothers brother? We don't need that cock. But can you imagine? Like, is she just asking everybody? She was digging in the crates a little bit.

She's like, I've got another one. Yeah, she has Jeff Smalls, a fan of the Grateful Dead. Huh. Fuck it. She's got Ariel Pink, Ariel Dead. Uh, huh. Fuck it! She's got Ariel Pink. Ariel Pink. Like, yeah. I know where he was on January 6th.

He's getting his cock molded. Absolutely. That's crazy. Good for him. Yes, that's why. You would think, I kinda thought there was gonna be more like she got Bruce Springsteen, Frank Zappa, like Ozzy Osbourne.

It's like. This is a bunch of irrelevant cock. Yeah, she's got it. Well, she had like Jimi Hendrix. She started off strong. She started off strong. You guys aren't going to understand this. What? But, because this is a- I know she's from Chicago. She went to UIC. She got a mold of Jan Terry.

Jan Terry is like a famous bad musician who's on YouTube. Oh, get down goblin. I played this in the writers room. Get down goblin. Actually, I want to say bad. Get down goblin. It's actually kind of fucking sick. No Adam, that's- Get down goblin. She's dope dude. She's a legend. Yeah, she has a pocket. Well. She got molded I don't know what she got molded boobier titties. Yes, they're molding something. It's science shout out to Jan Terry Absolutely, what's she up to fucking living the dream? I don't want to lose you They got bodyguards. This is this is actually pretty crazy. I'm a little disappointed that She's not kidding getting she started off strong. She like her she she cast two of her friends

Mm-hmm, and then her fourth cast I get I don't know who the first cast was it doesn't say but the fourth cast Was Jimi Hendrix? Yeah, so then she's thinking are you reading the same list? I am he's there for me Yeah, oh, he's fourth for us two three four interesting. Yeah, and so she got Jimi Hendrix So then after that I think she's going like I'm gonna get all the biggest rock stars And then her second was right Noel Redding. Yeah, it was the bass player for Jimi Hendrix experience So that's probably same day. She's like well bang out the No, no it even has dates for it. Yeah a month later. Yeah, so she's like, yo, I got Jimmy And then her next one was Don

Uglyve the road manager for Mandela the band She got the seat the singer from the yeah. Yeah. Yes She was just like give me your cocks if you got one. She got peaches. Remember that song? Yeah Yeah, peaches still out on the road. She's like- Teaches of Peaches? Well, I mean, how- what sucks is this can exist nowadays. You know what I mean?

Yeah. She'd get cancelled in some way about casting cogs. Ummm... Well, she's dead. She's dead. Well, I know. I'm saying another- someone who really idolized her and is looking up to Cynthia. Well, I think it's how you approach it, you know? Like if she's approaching it mature and non-professionally, this seems...

Well, you know she's approaching it with, Give me your cocks. Is that what you think? That's all school. You do want to know, I do want to hear the pitch. Like, originally, what is she saying? Like, this is a good idea for you because what right I need you to come over here Because it's fun. Is it though you got to sit with a bunch of wet newspaper on your car

I don't know they do it's like paper mache or what I think it kind of is right or and is she is she doing something to like your balls to like keep you there I would love to watch the process now Is it a hard hard cock a hard to talk feel free to look up anything else about gotta be there's no way Any of these dudes are like yeah be sure and get my fucking soft penis Casted for ever for eternity. Yeah, there's no way Okay So in college when her art teacher gave the class an assignment to plaster cast something solid that they could retain its shape

She had the idea to create a life cast of an erect penis. Yeah, she gets it. Penelope! Which would then become flaccid and exit the mold. So she would get them hard, cast the penis, and then it would sli-slink on back. Slide and slink and return to sender. Yeah. Slink on out of there.

Winning. Yeah, I love that. Damn. Well, good for her. Ining. Yeah, I love that. Damn. Well, good for her. I hope she got an A in class. That's really original. Yeah, she got an A in life. What a ledge. She found her calling right there, because she did it forever.

She started in 68, and her last cast was 2013. She died with Jan Terry. What a run. Is Jan Terry dead? No, I thought that was her last one, but actually it was Laius K6. No, I see the last one is Jan Terry right here December 15th. Yeah, that's the woman look at the last man. Oh the last man. The singer of Fat White Family. Fat White Family that band that we all know. You think we can get Jan Terry on the cruise? That would be incredible.

I mean, probably. We'll see. The cruise, by the way, we've I think released who we have right now. We still have plenty of big announcements for the cruise. I want people to know that. We are still working and people are asking like, are the wizards going to show up? Oh. More than likely, I do believe believe a portal will open up to another realm, but They're impossible to book. That's you can't look those guys. It's just like you're opening the portal

You're hoping something walks through but you never know hoping something walks through you don't know and we can't even open the portal That's more crazy portal will just open. Yeah. And did it happen every live show that we did? 30 times. 30 times in a row? Yes it did. It did. Weirdly.

It did. Weirdly. They're fans of us so, and we're fans of them. Yeah. So yeah, I do believe the wizards will come back around. I went down a fucking K-hole of Jan Terry merch. There we go. You worming it?

You worming it? Fucking slinking my arm. We are working on some pretty big musical guests for the podcast. Yes. Some exciting names being thrown. Some big A-listers. But we can't say yet. We can't announce. It is a year away. It's a tough thing being thrown. Big A-listers. But we can't say yet, we can announce.

It is a year away. Can't say yet. It's a tough thing to book because it's so far in advance, but dudes, ladies, it's exciting. It's exciting stuff. It is, it's gonna be fun, man. I can't wait, I can't wait to be on that boat with my boys. And some of the games that we're saying we're gonna do,

we're not gonna do that fucking shit. Yeah, we're not gonna do. What was Deep Throat Diver? And after the way Adam spoke about musicians, I bet we get all sorts of musicians signing up. The good ones. No, we'll get the cool ones. The nice guys.

Yeah, we're gonna get the cool ones. Yeah, what was Deep Throat Diver? I think Isaac added that. Added that last minute. And like, there was one that's just called cool kids hang I'm like what well, I think we could do a hangout for sure We're gonna be hanging out on the ship for four days straight. Yeah I don't know if we need to call it cool kids cuz then what we're not even invited dude

It's just gonna be a bunch of fucking cool kids in there We're not even allowed to go hang in this this cool kids lounge Yeah, but then fuck? Yeah. Fucking lame. But then again, there was that deep throat dive thing. That's cool. That's the one Blake kept saying, but we're doing the deep throat dive, right? Yeah.

We could. I did not approve that. That was something Isaac added to the flyer. I don't know if it was with me in mind, but... Blake, do you have a gag reflex? Because we know Adam does not yes no I do I absolutely do yeah I would be so good at sucking dick and I'm not that's not even a joke I just know that that I would for a fact I don't know for a fact

we're not I I absolutely know I would be as well to be honest what do you mean I thought you said you have a bad gag so just cuz you gag doesn't mean you can't freakin do a freaking number on somebody's unit When you put it that way these pods last forever man, can we stop? And I'm not telling producers to edit that out. And I'm not telling producers to edit that out because I stand by what I just said. But sometimes you just got to pinch yourself and be like, be fast forever, man. Yeah, so here's what more fun with, this is on the cruise, more fun with pickleball tournament. I think we had approved that when Kyle was thinking about doing the cruise and then he told us he doesn't like us. So we're not doing it.

See ya! And then a cool kids only kickback. So I don't even know what that means. Is that hacky sack? We're going to do a lot of really fun shit that's going to be way better than this. So if you read cool kids only kickback and you're like I don't know if I want to do that No, we're not doing that shit. Yeah, um guess that do do doing dick plasters You were doing yes, we're plaster casting everyone's cock hard cock on the ship kind of have to write

I'm a dude wait till your dick slinks that yeah, and then slink out. Well get a plaster caster kind of a good idea Guess that doo-doo tune. What the fuck is that dude? What is that? What is that someone say dude? Do do do do do like you have to do do the song Okay, a DJ party with Blake Anderson, dude. Am I not invited like what the fuck if you're doing a DJ party I'm there homie. Of course you are on there. Of of course sir I think I'm just on the ones and twos, but you're there like Adam doesn't want to hear that Adam might be on the threes I might want to spin some music I might want people to like the music I'm one of the people to like like the music and have a good time And if you're DJ and only shots fire then they might not so okay

The doodly wed game. I don't know that sounds fun. That sounds fun. That's great. What is it? That's like best friends answering questions about each other like when you're making whoopee. Yeah, that's a good one All right, okay. All right. We'll do that. That's a good deep throat dive I don't know what that Isaac added that we approved the flyer. Isaac added a thing. I was just like, yeah, as far as the stuff, I mean, I want to do a casino night.

Oh yeah. What does that mean? Isn't there just a casino? It'll be that we're there hosting, they give us the microphone, we're in there throwing money around. Tuxedos. Can you imagine trying to to gamble but Adam Devine is walking around talking? Chill please dude. I'm just stop just shut up. I'm good

He's a lucky guy. I'm good. He's a lucky guy. A celeb shot bartending appearances Well, yeah, I feel like I feel like we're gonna be behind every bar even when the cruise is like, please stop Stop, you're handing away all the liquor Please stop just gave them a bath now That's gonna be a good time deep throat dive deep throat dive. We've got a pool and damn it We're gonna use it for some good healthy fun a beer chugging contest, but with swimming more details to come Well now that they've spelled it out like that. That does sound kind of fun. Yeah, I thought it was something way different that Isaac. OK, and high roller casino tournaments. OK, yeah.

So some of this stuff, I think we just need more explanation as to exactly what this is. And look at fucking Isaac burning us here in the fucking comments section. The kings of undermining their own gigs. Isaac, shut up, dude. You undermine our entire careers. You think I'm undermining Adam saying how annoying it would be to gamble with him walking around? Right. Interesting.

OK. We're not. We're uplifting each other. Dude, I'm saying that it's going to be awesome. And I don't want people to read the fucking flyer and say, cool kids only, kick back. That sounds fucking dumb as shit. We're not even the cool kids. B, he don't you don't even know

But what's the description of that? We got to know the description of that. What's the description of the cool kids kickback? I feel like we're not cool kids nor do we relate to the cool kids only to me I want to say the non cool kids only kickback And then we everybody on the ship can come fucking party the non cool kid plaster castor dick get your dicks plaster I do like how Adams like no one on this cruise is cool none none of us Cool kids allowed yeah fuck don't try to be too cool the TII guys are the official party gods This doesn't okay, but this doesn't explain the kickback the TII are the official party gods. Oh, yeah booze bangers Whatever that means I don't get it Rose and girls to obviously the ship

Exclusive kickback will have everything your frat party heart could ever desire without having to go to college. So here's my question We didn't we weren't in frats. I don't yeah, so I are I mean I guess is our fan base fratty Yeah, some some some of them and some not I feel like there's a little bit of like we're good You're not coming in here vibe. Mmm. Yeah, I don't want to work good. You're not coming in here vibe on our shit Yeah, that's why the cool kids only I don't like the sound of it. We're all inclusive cuz that's gonna happen They're gonna be like you're not allowed to come into your own party. We're gonna go fuck. That's what I'm saying I'm saying that's what I'm saying. Although Adam will fight security. I will shower with people I will co-shower Oh, so the cool kids only kickback is for the whole ship. So then just say

Kick back with the guys kick back or party with the with the guys or what? kids only I Wordage of it bothers me. Yeah, I think we've you know, we're all about it's exclusionary. Yep. Thank you Yes, we're in all inclusive ship well, we're inclusive What why are you laughing? Yeah, we are we are an all-inclusive ship Yeah, I know. I'm just thinking about showering with my boy Okay, do you want a moment? Yeah, give you a moment dude, I'd like that you went over did you shower with the Tiba? Is that what happened? We never got to know I just was like that is if I said

I'm actually gonna talk about this on the podcast cuz I I would like to hear my Bro's opinion on this and what did a tiba say? He was like cool. He's like I really gotta go Yeah, yeah, that's fire I gotta go with the other day when I was up in LA I was like I get breakfast a lot with a tiba and Blake and You know and so I was up there and it was early and I go, Hey, breakfast slash lunch. And I said to Blake and a Teva and, and Blake was like weirdly cagey and was like, I'm good. And I'm like, okay, the fuck. And then, uh, and he's like,

and by the way, don't ask me to go to a Clippers game tonight. I'm busy. I'm like, all right, fuck. And then I hit up a Tiba and a Tiba just goes Milan. And I'm like, what? And I look up a Tiba just in Milan, dude. That's pretty good. Yeah. He's just all over the place.

Yeah. He never stops. Fucking cool. Rockstar. He'd be in that cool kid hang only kickback. That's for damn certain. Yeah. He's a rock star. He'd be in that cool kid only kickback. That's for damn certain. He's got quite the life. Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams here, boys?

Yeah, I think that's more like a Blake question. I guess I would like to... No, I don't want to take back the whole shower. Any take backs or lean-ins? Double downs? Well, I would like to double down. You know, at least in California. It's important to conserve water.

I think one good way would be not having two showerheads, but just having two people to one showerhead shower as a friendship. And you know, there's nothing wrong with that. We have the fruits and nuts. Yeah, no, it's like that's why we need the water. That's why we need the water to grow the fruits and the nuts. makes sense Central Valley. It's a clothed. You know what? It's a clothed Friendship shower if you guys want to take a shower with your friend in your bathing those sir I don't like it. Em me a photo of you guys doing it. That'd be awesome, dude

Wow, be em me a photo send him a picture of a log Dms are open for that and was Billy zane this week or last week because we don't want anyone to die I think that was the last I can't tell I put this jacket back on. Yeah, you were in the exact same thing. Yeah I think that was last last week. Yeah Still this week don't want them to die. No and Jan Terry one. Let's eat some vegetables. I don't want you to die either Yeah, No deaths. And I stand by everything I said this week. So this was a great episode of... This is important! Sing this one with me.

Is this Chuck Berry? Everybody sings this one. You can't play root 66. So imagine he's singing this while he's pissing on someone's face and farting in someone's mouth. You can't play like Johnny B. Goode? It was called My Dingaling. So I don't know. Run, Run Rudolph.

The signs were there. Come, come Rudolph. He plays Run, Run Rudolph? Oh shit. Dude, if you create this song, you can fart in people's mouths without a doubt you get free rain I Like doing that I like doing that that's real