This Is Important - Ep 248: All Chaps Are Assless
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Butts don't have a gender.
TBH.
I went to a house party and Gwen Stefani was there one time.
Orange County, punk rock, getting radical.
What in the Thunderbolt asterisk is happening here?
Let's go! What in the Thunderbolt asterisk is happening here?
Let's go!
We're back!
Uh huh honey!
Dude.
Uh huh honey!
Yeah!
Wait is that Adam or is that the board?
Uh huh honey? That was me
Dude, I just went to the Yonsei concert. Yes past weekend. Oh, yeah getting radical
Is that from the concert? I thought that was from a Kanye song. Oh, that's I just heard a lot of a lot of
Men saying that oh
I didn't read there's 70,000 at SoFi Stadium, there were 70,000 people.
Okay.
If I had to guess, 55,000 of them were gay men in assless chaps.
Here we go.
Goldberg!
And I'm not, I don't think that's much of an exaggeration.
Wait.
Okay.
Wait, assless chaps?
Well, first of all, chaps are assless.
All chaps are assless.
There's no such thing.
But then it's what you wear underneath them and no one was wearing just denim jeans
Okay, look that's not what they were wearing
It's it's always a good time to go into Adam divine land where it's 50,000 people wearing assless chaps
You want to see it just for the sake of like what what's still probably pretty funny
How many assless chaps did you see? Hundreds. Hundreds if not thousands.
Really?
Hundreds of assless chaps. These men are wearing thongs?
Thousands, I would say.
What?
Everyone.
And this is because she's like a cowgirl now?
I'm gonna come.
Yes, a lot of thongs, a lot of short. It was like a cowboy thing.
I didn't even know it was a cowboy thing. Chloe's like, we got tickets. It was awesome.
Aloe, the clothing brand
They invited us into their like suite. Hello
We got to go for free. It was super cool
saw Beyonce our
Our drive-on pass was so good dudes that on the drive-in are on the exit out of the stadium
Yeah, we parked underneath the stadium. We saw Beyonce. There you go
Just hanging out in the hallway. That we parked underneath the stadium, we saw Beyoncé. There you go. Wow, wow, wow. Just hanging out in the hallway.
That's pretty elite level parking.
But, uh...
Did she have chaps on?
At that point she didn't, but she did at one point.
Really?
It was pretty great.
Oh cool.
But it was amazing.
And I think she did like five shows there, so there's 70,000 people there every night.
I wonder if it was just the Sunday night show that was the banger that had all the
assless chaps or if every night, and it made me go-
Right, maybe it was chaps night.
I didn't realize there was that many gay men in Los Angeles.
Or did they all come and then they came several nights.
Great ass!
They came.
They all came.
They all came.
Did you offer anybody your chapstick? Everybody's coming
I didn't I didn't you're not now. Did you say hey if you want I got a chapstick for you
I didn't I didn't do that
There might be another night you can go but it was it was a hell of a show I'll give it up to
Beyonce yeah, okay. What is your Beyonce song? Your favorite one? Yeah, what's your go-to?
I couldn't, I mean, I don't know.
The Hum It, hum the one.
I mean, maybe All the Single Ladies,
because that's the one that I kind of know.
Okay, go off, Cain.
But she didn't do that.
She did all the ones.
Good, right?
She did all the ones from this new album,
the Cowboy Carter album,
and I didn't know a single song.
I was really lost lost I was kind of
excited because the last time I saw Beyonce it was her and Jay-Z and they
did the the dual show and I'm like oh Jay-Z what is she doing going with Jay-Z
he's got all these bangers he's gonna blow her off the stage that's not what
happened at all I was way off base Beyonce was the headliner yeah and and
Jay-Z was like people were were like, oh, he's
here I guess, he's the opening act. Yeah. Right. But this was just Beyonce, she put
on a hell of a show, didn't know a single song, but she didn't. She was just like, just
kept dancing. Now you! Y'all know this one! Now you with the microphone to the audience.
It's like, you've been doing it the whole show.
It's like, you know, like bad rap acts, where they're like, we'll just be like, oh!
And then the crowd is just doing the whole hook of like, Ashanti, who's not there,
because they couldn't afford her to go on tour.
While they catch their breath.
Yes, yes, the feature's not there.
Who could afford Ashanti? God, I hope she's charging a lot. At this point, I bet we could afford a shanty sweetheart. I hope she's charging a lot at this point
I bet we could afford a shanty on the cruise
If she came on the cruise we sell out someone's coming we'd sell out yeah
Yeah, I bet we might we might anyway did Beyonce bring out any features like were there any surprise guests
No, and the annoying thing was is the big surprise was that her daughter was just there dancing?
Uhh... Blue Ivy, of course.
Blue Ivy?
She was good, but it felt like, and she was perfectly fine. I don't mean to like shit on a teen girl.
Okay.
Uh...
Okay, here we go.
Wait what? It just felt like...
I don't mean to, but...
Here we go.
She didn't seem like a professional dancer. Like the other dancers are...
She's not.
You know how the dancers give...
They put a little toot on the moves.
You can know the moves, but dancers are like, shlap-pap!
For those watching on YouTube?
Shlap-pap, shlap-pap!
They're hitting the...
They're hitting the...
They're sticking it.
Ka-ka-ka!
You're just kind of, like, shaking your head a little more.
I'm not a professional dancer, Blake.
I'm saying this is...
You can imagine
what they're doing. Adam, I hate to break it to you, Adam, you are. You've been paid
to dance. You're kind of a pro. I've seen you walk down. Oh yeah, I guess I am kind
of pro. How do you think your body fell apart from just being a professional walker? Yeah.
Oh my God, my hips are still quaking from the Jennifer Hudson spirit tunnel.
My god.
By the way, at Beyonce, three separate times, I was complemented on the Spirit Walk tunnel.
Is that real?
No shit.
That was the demo.
I was like, and I didn't walk around.
I was just in the booth, but people could kind of walk past and I'd get spotted and
they're like, I love your spirit walk
Tunnel honey, and I'm like, yeah, thanks girlfriend. It was sick. It was actually a ton of fun
It sounds really cool. Blake would love it. Blake would love it. I would so blue Ivy
We're kind of in a bring your daughter to workday
World right like Elon's bringing his kid on the shoulders into the Oval Office to talk about nukes. Yeah
Yeah, I guess I, really good moves.
I just feel like it's kind of we're in that moment where it's like...
Was he the one? That's when he would like went to Donald Trump,
little kid, and he's like, we're going to be president soon.
Did he?
He kept telling him he doesn't.
Who said that?
The little child.
Oh, really?
Yeah. Yeah. It was a cool interaction.
That's dope.
That's cool and scary and probably true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was a cool interaction. That's dope. That's cool and scary and probably true.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was wild.
Then they brought, it just felt like she was doing
TikTok dances, blue eyed.
Yeah, but what?
That makes sense.
Yeah.
Is she getting paid for that, you think?
Or you think mom's just like, come on out?
No, I bet she's getting paid.
I'm seeing sons and daughters in like commercials a lot now,
where it's like, also, my son's going
to be standing right here while I do the commercial
and you're going to give him 200 grand yeah no reason you have to
give him yeah a couple hundred grand exactly yeah right that seems kind of
genius though like what are we doing I mean I don't know I'm like cool cool
great you're just getting extra extra checks they're paying they're paying
for their own college yeah yeah yeah I I guess so. It depends on if the kid wants to do that.
Don't make your kid go in front of 70,000 people at SoFi
if they don't want to do TikTok dances.
Right. Yeah.
But she was a little rigid up there.
I liked it more when they brought the younger daughter up.
And then she just was geeked.
She was just like...
Because she doesn't know what's going on.
She was just like waving and like, weeee!
And I was like, that's more fun.
This other girl was like, going to work. I'm like, oh.
But then it wasn't, she wasn't doing that great of a job.
Better than I can do. Better than I can do.
Yes, yes. I think I saw her at the halftime show of like a Cowboys game or something.
And she did, she did alright.
Yeah, was that the, that the the Netflix did a big
Netflix football game at Christmas time. Yeah, which was insane
Is that what this concert is is basically that that show like the one that Netflix did I didn't I didn't watch that show
Oh, I didn't watch that but no
But yes, if they were all in assless chaps and cowboy hats. Assless chaps, yeah, they were.
I love it.
I remember Chloe was like ready to go to the concert
and she was just wearing a cowboy hat.
And every once in a while, Chloe will make a big swing, hat-wise,
and wear a big dumb hat.
And I'm like, and I hate big dumb hats.
They're my least favorite.
I know, you really do.
You hate a dumb hat.
Yeah.
Dude, a dumb hat.
And you've seen the SNL sketch, correct?
No, I haven't. Oh, there's a whole big dumb hat SNL sketch where it's like when you're like a woman of a certain age
You just need a big dumb hat. Oh, yeah
Go ahead great minds because I've we're borrowing from them. Yeah, apparently. Yeah, I
Does it feel just bothers me? Um, right? That's a small dumb hat. Small dumb hats are fine.
It's when it blocks the view of people.
Oh yeah.
And you're going to an event and you're like,
well, I can't even see.
Even if you're out at a bar.
So we're not gonna see you at the Derby anytime soon?
Or are you gonna be taking people's hats off?
Well, that's for big dumb hats.
That's what the event is for.
I didn't know that this was a cowboy thing.
So you're narrowing it down.
I didn't know this was a cowboy thing.
So I see Chloe in this hat and I go
Oh no. I go
Oh no honey. I was getting into a character
I was like oh no honey. You gotta
take that off. And she
uh, she did. And then
I got there and then I felt bad because she was the
only girl without a dumb cowboy hat.
And did she give you shit? And was she like
told you? Yeah, yes.
And you said you were getting into character.
So were you pretending to be a gay man
the whole time during the concert?
What do you mean by getting into character?
I was Kelvin Gemstone.
It was the night of the series finale of Gemstone.
So I was Kelvin Gemstone.
I'm when his character.
Twofer.
I love that. That's kind of cool
Like would you go to a not would you like what would get you to a Beyonce concert?
Oh very easily if I was guaranteed some Destiny Child
Songs I would go right or some aloe pants. No, that's not what happened. It was that didn't happen
I know that's why you know, and also if it was free, I would go.
Yeah, the seats were undeniably sick.
It was very, very unreal.
Big shout out to Aloe.
Yeah, send us some pants or shirts or.
It's A-L-O, A-L-O.
Something that makes our dicks look.
Blake, what would be your Beyonce jam
that would get you out of your seat?
I like her song Kitty Cat. It's kind of a deep cut, but I really like that song. It's really good.
It has a good beat.
Lick the cat!
It's pretty good.
You lose!
There's a few. What's the one, Surfboard? That one's pretty good.
See, if she just did a greatest hits that it
would have been a phenomenal show. I understand you got to you got to take
the new album for a spin but but I just as a person who's not gonna go to
many Beyonce concerts in his life I wanted to hear the hits. Right. You know
that's why it's great when a band or a artist gets a little older and they just
know that you have to you could do a few songs from the new album
Yeah, but then it really has to be hits or else people revolt right for the moms and dads
I think people just love Beyonce too much. Yeah, that she she's allowed to just do at three hours
She's surrounded by yes people at the end of the concert like the encore
She didn't go through like a medley of like oh Oh dude she did a medley and I'm like okay
here we go it lasted five minutes it was like 30 seconds per song and I'm like
this what are we doing here man? No! She was like no no no no no no no no no no
I'm saying. Next! No bills bills bills no more of that. No no no no no no no no no no no no
Is that her best song by the way? Yeah?
I mean, it's a great
Bring up some Beyonce greatest hits. I love it was it was a very fun show dude a lot of
Male ass cheeks Blake Blake would have loved it. Thank you so much
Well come on check up on it. This one was really good.
Beyoncé song that really gets me going.
Well, that's more Slim Thug.
And this is Destiny.
Okay, Blake, you can't...
Well, it's listed as Beyoncé, but...
Dude, I'm a Destiny's Child guy. That's how she got me.
That's how I'll always remember her. You're a Destiny's Child guy. That's how she got me. That's how I'll always remember her. I just...
You're a Destiny's Child grown up.
Yeah, I'm a Destiny grown up.
Yes, points!
You got any from...
As her spin as Foxy Cleopatra.
In my library, no, but I can definitely search Apple Music. Please hold.
You want the first 15 seconds of the number one song.
We want, no, we don't want the first.
We want the best, most recognizable 15 seconds.
I don't know this one.
No, I don't know.
I also don't know this one.
I don't know that.
Here's the second one.
I don't know that one.
When I think of the time that I lost you.
Oh, To The Left is the one.
To The Left, To The Left.
To The Left.
Wait, this one's pretty good.
And Halo.
You must not know about me.
Dude.
If you play this song right into Creed's Six Feet From the Edge, there's not a dry eye in the house.
Well, are you fine?
They didn't even notice.
Would you flip that?
Yeah, you're right. Creed, get him going
You're gonna kill yourself and then you're like, no!
You to the left! You Jones!
Yes, that's right. She does make some pretty
powerful tracks. She makes
some arena rock for sure.
She's the real deal. Give me a little halo please.
She's the real deal. She's the real freaking deal.
Give me a little halo. I just
played that. Give me a little halo. Did you?
See, and this one just builds.
This just makes you salute.
This one just builds.
This is going to be when I win the presidential race, that's going to be the song I like put my hand on the Bible to.
This is when you're, what did we call you? The Rancho Cucamong dude.
What was it?
What did we?
City Councilman dude.
Say city councilman dude.
I think we talked about his like arc for seven seasons.
You couldn't remember city councilman dude.
I mean, it's not on the tip of my tongue.
I just, I needed a little help.
One of my favorite thing about that was that it clearly should have been city council dude,
but we were like, it's funnier to have it be worse.
Funnier to fuck it up. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that was a choice.
That was a lot of our shows. It was funnier for it to be worse.
Oh man.
Mmm.
Oh, the good old days.
Well, I saw Blake the other night.
Oh my god.
Yes! We did see each other.
Where did I see you, Blake? Was
that out and about randomly? Because that's the best. Or was it you guys knew? No, no,
no, no. I have a thing on my phone so that can't happen. Oh, okay. I'm pissed now! Or
it just goes, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr,
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rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, rrrr I've flipped so many bitches in my car because of that. I've been like... You've got me lowjacked, brother.
What the hell?
No, where'd I see you, Blazer?
We went and saw the somewhat premiere
of Jillian Bell's movie, Summer of 69.
What's it called, The Friends and Family?
Yeah, The Friends and Family.
Summer of 69.
Summer of 69, dudes.
And guess what?
It's about exactly that. Sixty nine.
It is.
I was actually really hyped.
There is no doubt about it.
It's all sixty nine all the time.
That's too much for you.
No, I can never get enough.
Did you guys enjoy the film?
Honest critique.
I did.
Super funny.
Yeah, it's great.
Super funny movie.
All right.
Yeah, I'm hyped on it. She did a great job
She looked great on the night. I thought she was Florence pug when I saw her I go
Is it pug what in the Thunderbolt asterisk is happening here?
Like the dog. Yeah, how do you pronounce it? Pooge? I thought it was Pugh Pugh Pugh
I'm Pugh. Blake one more. I feel like every week I have to explain to Blake that this is a comedy podcast
I know but also you have to unpack it because listeners at home go this fucking guy just called her pug and these guys aren't
Correct. So we listen to
Every angle here well and also by the way, dude, I don't know how to pronounce
I just did the tonight show last week with her and I did and you called her pug
I didn't know how to pronounce it. I mean, I'm not gonna say her first and last name, but I was backstage. It's Lauren
poosh
Where is she from? What's her country of origin? Do we know that why no and I take that back I did
Kelly and mark with her not the tonight show okay
Good day
Swale, that's Kelly Ripper. Yeah, Kelly Ripper
She's ripped dude, and so is mark
I will say I kind of towered over them a little bit and I was so excited mark is not a big man
Mark is not a big man. Yeah, that doesn't shock you. I bet he weighs 150 pounds
You need another four inches. That's crazy. Yeah
Mark is her husband. This is an AC Slater, right? No, no, no, no, that's Mario Lopez
No, you're a spanner. Yeah, dude, if I didn't know better I'd say you're racist bro. You're that's oh, sir. I don't like it
I didn't hear I was still fucking fuming over
Missed pronoun you said who's mark Mario Lopez? No, you said who's mark AC Slater?
What did you say who is this person mark what I didn't hear you please
Consuelos he's the husband and co-host of Kelly Rippa
It's Kelly and mark is the name it It used to be Regis and Kelly.
And then it was, you know, and then now it's been a variation of this same show for like
30 years. And she's, she's fantastic.
Okay. Fantastic. Very nice woman.
Regis! They're small.
Very small. Remember?
That sounds awesome.
Wasn't it Regis and Kelly for a while?
Yeah. It was.
Regis was something else, huh?
Oh, cut.
We can give him all the flowers.
He's the best.
Can we?
Is he gone?
He gone.
He gone.
He did?
What?
But he was old as fuck.
He was super old and like hella energy.
Don't act like you know who that is.
Oh, because it's a white?
You know who he is, Blake?
What the fuck, dude?
Regis, no, cause.
Oh, fuck.
What the hell?
Because who wants to be a millionaire
That was a game changer remember when fucking that rule so damn it was it was all these things
Remember when that was appointment television a damn game show
Spell umbrella, I'm doing it again, I think.
I think I'm doing it.
They asked me to do it and I could pick a co-host.
Do either of you really want to do it?
It sounds...I've been talking to Isaac about it.
What the hell? I didn't get a call.
Sounds like I'm available.
No, it looks like you're not it, Blake. Sorry, buddy.
The whole thing comes down to having a...holding a two-shot of two people, Blake,
and your hair just can't... just can't fit fit the frame
Oh shit, that's so I can tie it back
Whoa, where'd you pull that from just now?
I think I had it when we were on tour that was when we would go to like answering audience questions
Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
or or that that funny bit of trying to just put the spotlight on Kyle
and having him like answer a question and be like, I don't
I don't like this, man.
Man, I don't like this.
I hate being up here, but about to break dance for 10 minutes.
I'm going to sing a whole Selena song, but I hate it.
I hate it. I hate it.
I like when Kyle gets nervous.
He just resorts to break dancing real quick.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
He's the best and I love him.
Adam, are you good off of those noises?
I'm fine now.
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on Apple Podcast. I'm like dude that that was oh she was it was big in the UK and she came over and she remember her He was so hot. Can you imagine if your job was just being a fucking bitch? That is hot white meat right there, baby
That's Blake's favorite. Oh
White grandma she looked like Barbara from Shark Tank, you know what I'm saying very similar
But old small white old small white with short hair.
She was fantastic. We used to do a thing in high school where we would, you know...
Race to beat off...
So you could get off the fastest.
You are the weakest link.
Blake Anderson, once again.
No, Blake. No, we would sit in a car and hotbox.
What did you do with your dick?
Hotbox with each other.
Okay.
And then whoever had to stop smoking weed, then we would all do a bit of being like,
you are the weakest smoke.
Goodbye!
And it was our favorite bit.
I want to be friends with you.
You would have been the weakest smoke every time.
So what? I'm still having fun with my friends.
Yeah, that is true.
What does that look like?
What do you mean, what does that look like?
Very shaggy, Danny.
You can't just keep smoking?
I can. Some people cannot.
Some people, I think, wig out or freak out.
Yeah, start to get a little paranoid.
Yeah. I mean, in hindsight,
Because you were kicking them out in a moving vehicle.
In hindsight, it was a lot of like right outside a party
and we're just hotboxing the shit out of a car,
making it more of a eyesore.
Like the neighbors are, not only is there a party happening
now like smoke is seeping from underneath the car.
Smoke weed everyday.
You're doing everything you can to get the police
to show up.
To get police to show up.
And then we're just inside this car for like three hours
in the middle of the party and then come back.
Cause no one wants to be the weakest smoke goodbye.
And so then you go back into the party
and then all the fun stuff's happened.
You're too stoned.
It kind of sucked in hindsight.
But, frick but right see ya
This is like hands on a hard body situation
It really was yeah, really legendary with that truck that truck that truck is that still available on any sort of streaming platform?
That's got me on YouTube. Yeah sliding sliding the Blake's DMS. Oh, yeah, it was a show
It was a documentary right right? Didn't someone die? Worse, worse, worse than that.
Worse than death, okay.
What's worse than that?
Murder, brother. Straight up murder. You don't remember?
Okay, well let's explain what hands on the hard body is.
Okay, go ahead.
So hands on the hard body is you place your hand on a car,
and whoever, if you accidentally go to scratch your nose and take your hand
off the car, then you're out.
And whoever can touch the car for the longest wins the car, correct?
Yeah.
And it lasts for days.
Yes.
So people are like hallucinating and like fucking eating meals with one hand.
Yeah dude.
Yes.
So much so that someone was like awake for so long
that they ended up like just letting go of the car,
walking straight to like the nearest department store.
Just across this parking lot to a Walmart, right?
Yes, getting a gun and killed people.
Went back and started shooting people.
So he could win the truck or he just had enough?
Snapped. Maybe people were talking shit. Yeah somebody was talking shit. I think he was like what
is my life I'm gonna go kill people. It's crazy. It's a bummer but it's a good
documentary. It's really good and we spoiled it but you gotta watch it.
Yeah you have to keep one hand on the truck and I don't even think Blake got
to this or anybody got to this. The one who has their hand on the truck the
longest wins the truck.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's like a nice truck.
I said that.
Good. Great. Great.
And it's a dope truck.
It's all sick.
Yeah.
But that contest doesn't happen anymore because of the brutality.
Murder.
Well, that's whack.
It sucks that like one guy kills some people.
It's like kids are still going to school, you know, and that's true.
A lot of kids are getting homeschooled. A lot. Some kids are not.
A lot of homeschoolers now.
Well, remember that contest, it was a radio contest
where the guy was who could chug the most water
and then he like exploded.
For like a Sega Genesis, right?
Yeah, it was for something so stupid
and then he died from drinking too much water.
I feel like we could still have that that contest was it a dude or a woman
I thought it was a woman trying to get a Sega or something like that for her kid
Oh, it was a mom and her fucking stomach exploded of milk or water
I would have a water chugging competition with you guys go for it, dude
I don't think it was milk because you could only drink so much milk before your your body
It throws up it was water because you could only drink so much milk before your body, it throws up. It was water. Because as a water drinking champion, I sort of related to that.
The face of circle. Absolutely. Absolutely.
Goes without saying. Don't even need to say it.
Anna, who is our producer, told us right before this episode that she's checked out and she doesn't care about our podcast anymore.
Oh nice.
She says that this episode is all to a great start.
She cackled at Florence Pug.
So that's sweet of her.
Right.
Well I think she might have sent that, she meant to send that to whatever the fuck his
name is that she knows the podcast.
I can't remember.
Bowen Yang?
You lose!
Yes, do it for Messin' Out.
Do it for Messin' Out.
Yeah, she meant to send it to Bowen Yang? Yes, Anna also does produce Bowen Yang? You lose! Yes, do it for Messin' Out. She meant to send it to Bowen Yang.
Yes, Anna also does produce Bowen Yang's podcast. Very funny podcast.
Yeah. Now, producer Anna, was it water? Was it milk?
It was water.
It was water. You said it was milk.
Yeah.
A second ago.
No, I said the human body can only contain so much water before it evacuates the body.
It's like not even a thing. Like you can't drink a certain amount of milk.
Okay, the contest is called Hold Your Wee for a Wee.
A wee.
Wow. Yes, points.
Even though it killed somebody.
Yes, points!
That's crazy. She died for a Nintendo Wii?
That's an obsolete fucking gift at this point.
Yeah, but obsolete still works.
Nobody has Wii anymore.
I Wii-bowled yesterday.
You did?
What the fuck are you doing with your life?
Wii fucking rocks.
You're still Wii bowling?
Yeah.
Dude, Wii?
That's insane.
We bowed it.
We bowed it, bowed it.
Wii rocks. Wii! I remember when I first quit the improv,
I quit working at the improv because someone came in
and was essentially like,
I did the Montreal Comedy Festival, yada yada,
and they were like, you can't be seen working the door
at the improv anymore.
You have to get a job somewhere else.
And I was like, no, I'm gonna make it in comedy.
I'm quitting and just gonna do comedy full steam.
And that just meant I sat around the house
Until it was time to go to the comedy clubs and would do like one ten minute spot
And that was my entire life and so I would sit at home and play we bowling
For eight hours a day and then whoever had the day off would sit with me and smoke weed and play weed bowling and it was a
Fantastic existence. Those were the days.
We, I didn't mean to shit on it'll be my take back.
Okay.
We was legit like we sports was off the chain.
We tennis, we golf, we bowling.
We bought it.
We was a fascinating era.
We the people.
Where Nintendo was like we're still here.
We're still something.
Oh yeah.
We're still standing.
They're always going to be a factor.
They just make a really great product and are they twitch or switch switch
What a switch the switch the switch right yes love my switch switch to switch twitch itch. I don't know
Goodbye so removed I need the switch to I need this which to I think they just dropped it
What do you play on a Switch?
I play a lot of like, they drop a lot of like old school games and then um, yeah, just you know, I play lots of stuff.
So no specifics, thanks.
Yeah, thanks. You're great at podcasting.
Just name one. Just name one.
Games from before.
Are what I...
I'm trying to think of what...
It makes me go like, Blake's kind of posing about playing Nintendo Switch.
No dude, like Smash Bros, of course.
Great, okay.
Like you have to. That's one of the best...
But why are you saying that so angrily?
We want what he do!
Name video games!
Fucking Super Smash Bros!
Donkey Kong!
Fucking Tetris!
Are you happy?
Get this brick out of my face, bro! Interview over! Donkey Kong! Fucking Tetris! Are you happy? Get this right out of my face, bro!
Interview over! Interview over!
I just want to get to know you better, man!
Well, the classics!
I'm just like, I just want to know my friends a little better.
Of course Mario Kart's like these are-
We didn't know you had a dog for like eight years, bro.
You don't listen! Even if I said what I played, you wouldn't listen. You'd forget as soon as this was over.
You'd forget as soon as this was over.
Dude, we didn't know you had a soon as this was over you forget as soon as this was over
Dude, we didn't know you had a dog named pickles ever. Oh my god. Is it pickles? Okay, so you play super smash brother weird that I have multiple friends with dogs named pickles
You know Adam Ray's dog is named pickles. Why almost the exact same dog. It's almost the exact same dog
Why does everyone have a dog named pickles? That's the same dog? I don't know. It's science.
Because people are unoriginal.
Oh, yeah.
I know.
What causes you to name your dog?
Adam, let's have a sip.
Hey, shout out to all my Nintendo Switch heads.
Let me know if you got the Nintendo Switch 2.
Switch hitters.
Where my Switch hitters at?
Switch it batter up.
That that better up.
Switcheroo down in Australia!
Yes, points!
But I think it's really hard to get this switch too because you know China isn't really fucking with us anymore.
They're not sending it to parts.
Well you're famous, figure it out, you're famous.
Yeah, you can just use some money.
Say you'll do a commercial, you know?
I will, I will. I'll do whatever they want.
I'll do whatever they want. I'll do anything for Nintendo. Yeah, you'll do anything for... you got to do things for like money sometimes and
Maybe get your manager if he's not asleep at the wheel
Isaac and maybe if he's not because I remember when you did a billion
commercials for
Buzzball and they gave you zero dollars. It was
No, I did like two commercials for BuzzBalls
and those were paid for.
Commercials.
I think Adam's referring to as finishing every podcast
by slamming one.
And saying it's time to buzz off.
Yeah, that was for me.
That was for me.
Yeah, I can respect that.
It is crazy though to be like,
to think back a year, two years or maybe even just one year
ago and being like, yeah I see buzz balls around sometimes.
I know what they are.
They are absolutely everywhere now.
Yeah!
And Blake was the face.
I think he made under $3,000 for all of that.
Get your 1099 out.
Get your W-2.
Do you think I'm the reason buzz balls are a thing?
I think you played a huge role in it and you definitely worth more than the $3,000 you were paid
You might be right now. They don't even answer. They don't respond to my DMS. They're like mad at me
Yeah, you know how they made that Lonzo buzz ball like the basketball blue one. Yeah, it was Lonzo ball
Uh-huh. I'm like yo like need that left me on fucking scene
Did they actually do one though or was it just for like a one-off? Thanks? So I've never seen one in practice
Yeah, that's I'm saying is that they were like we don't have any yeah
But also they could hit you back saying oh Blake. We love you
We just made a one-on- one just for him is a promotional thing.
But that's what here's some product like here's a t-shirt so you can talk about it.
That's they you did commercials for them.
They paid you no money.
You you wave their flag so high.
Very proud.
Yeah.
And then they ghosted you.
I don't care if they're women or not.
It's a women owned company.
They fucking suck.
Go off King.
Okay.
They did my boy dirty.
Also kind of don't like them appropriating, they're appropriating balls. That's kind of
our thing. Yeah. Well, to be fair to them, they could have called it, women have cans.
Yeah, it could have been cans. They've got cans. Could have been tit juice. That's great,
Adam. That's great. A bag with a nipple? I would drink tit juice.
Tit juice?
And it would get you fucked up.
Maybe we come out with our liqueur and it's tit juice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Men owned.
For men.
Men owned titty bag, and is it like a wine cooler?
I'm drunk now.
What is it?
It could be, well, whatever.
I mean, it's whatever slop.
We'll workshop it.
We'll get like a whatever slop.
I mean, if it's, yeah, it could be,
I mean, if we're following Buzz Ball's playbook,
it could be literal poison,
the worst tasting beverage of all time.
Dude, stop, I like it.
Okay. Should we get a little squirt of,
what's the like, this little squirt?
The breast milk, the real good breast milk?
What's that one called, the liquid gold?
Oh, is it like them? No, it's like, it starts at the C.
We've talked about it before.
Yeah, where it comes out like yellow.
We did, we did, we did. A little squirt of that.
Yeah, a little squirt.
What could be called a little squirt?
Liquid gold.
Well, squirt is a beverage, you are aware of that.
Yeah, but little, you add a little.
It's different, yeah.
I'm gonna come up with a soda and call it little little Coca-Cola little Pepsi
Colostrum uh-huh Todd you just came in with colostrum colostrum. Yes colostrum way to get there Todd
Yeah, boy with the colostrum from the hey anything's got strum this musician, he's all about it. Hey, yes, points, baby.
Yes, points!
Oh!
We're just connecting dots that maybe don't even
need to be connected.
Well, hey, I do want to shout out BuzzBalls,
because they do do a month where they highlight
testicular cancer.
OK.
So does everyone, dude.
I'm sick of putting these fucking companies on this high horse on this pedestal
And then just because and then they one time once a once a year they go hey guys have
Ball cancer and suddenly we have to think they're a good company. I don't care. They did my boy dirty
They paid him no money. He waved the flag super high
He they fucking they are leaving him on scene. It's not true. That's hurtful. They saw you on
Seeing they're ready on scene. Yeah, that hurts after all you've done for them
Pushing the brand forward now. They're taking all of your sweat act equity and they're cashing in baby sweaty sweaty ass equity
Your sweaty ass equity is a bagel and they're cashing in I'm pissed now, dude. Yeah, okay
Why aren't you my manager? What the fuck I should be I honestly I would miss now
I tell Isaac all the time. What a great manager. I think I would be I think you would be
Excellent if I didn't also have to do the whole other side of the job?
Sure.
Yeah.
Can I tell you how much of a nightmare
of a manager you would be?
What's that?
Can you imagine you go in on set,
and then Adam comes in as your manager
and just starts dancing and doing essentially stand up?
Dude.
And you're like, no, no, no. You would replace me in everything I did. Doing and doing essentially stand up
You would replace me in oh, yeah
Adam would be like no no your lines, and you go. Where are you? I think you're are you trying to usurped, dude I'm just I'm just mouthing your lines all right off. Yeah, it's great. Hey, dude. Dude. Dude. You should say this
You should say this you like dude. You gotta go sit down. You're like, dude, you gotta go sit down, man. You're in my friend's shot.
No, see, I would, if I was, okay, fair point.
That is a fair point.
But if I were-
Whatever happened to, who's singing?
Who's singing?
If I were to be a manager,
I would then be playing the role of the manager,
and the role of the manager doesn't do that shit, okay?
Okay.
Oh, I like this.
Acting manager.
And if I know what a role of the manager doesn't do that shit, okay? Okay. Oh, I like this. Apting manager.
And if I know what a role of a manager is
by looking at Isaac, he's over at Crafty.
He's telling people he had a thought in his brain.
Funk rock, getting radical.
He's not wearing underwear.
He's talking about bands from when he was young
and then mentioning where Orange County is
in proximity to where he is.
My favorite band is Absolute Crisis.
Huh?
The Descendants. They're the best.
Gotta take your word for it. I guess that was a band.
Punk Rock, Getting Radical.
The best band is a band called Off.
Uh, Absolute Crisis.
So Henry Rollins spit in my mouth one time.
Gwen Stefani. I went to a house party and Gwen Stefani was there one time.
Orange County, Punk rock, getting radical.
You are the weakest link, goodbye.
So yeah, I think I would be a pretty good manager.
Yeah, you would.
Thank you.
Thank you for standing up for me, by the way.
I have a feeling maybe Buzz Balls will be in the DMs.
I hope so.
I hope so because you love it, they're trash,
but you love it and I don't want their dirty money. Okay? That's for you
That's for my boy Blake because he loves it and people of Blake's ilk
Blake's ilk they love it. I wonder why they don't fuck with Blake anymore. It's going on here water trash people of Blake's ilk
They love this poisoned water. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Poison juice. Yeah so. Okay. Well I think I hopefully that set the record
straight with them. You did come over to Easter at my house, the Easter egg hunt,
with a full buzz ball. Well now it's a tradition. Guess who almost cached it. Oh
you did? Yeah. Later that day? I got I got lit. I woke up with the craziest like my the next morning. Was Emma pumped on that? Oh, it's cuz you don't brush your teeth
If you brush your teeth at night, then you could hey, I'll never know. Yeah
No, it did me right though
It was a big a biggie margarita, which isn't awful
Yeah, those are biggies the tequila Rita the lime Rita the margaritas are they're okay
If you put it over ice if you put it you got to get it real cold
Yeah, so cold you don't really taste what it tastes like you know how you can get something so ice cold
That's like whenever they're like oh actually vodka shots are pretty smooth
You just have to drink it from this block of ice right and you're like well
Yeah, ever anything is pretty smooth if it's it's almost frozen, you don't taste it.
Yeah, that's the trick. Yeah, that's the that's the trick.
That's the trick. That Kirkland vodka goes down real smooth when it's ice.
That pop pop. Is that your vodka of choice?
Well, it's the best deal.
What's with the rumor that they're like, you know, Kirkland is is made at the same
factory as Grey Goose or whatever. Like, they always say that.
Yeah, I don't know. And so we need they same factory as Grey Goose or whatever. Like they always say that. Oh yeah, they do. I don't know.
And so they're like it's triple distilled.
It's all the stuff.
Maybe someone looks that up for us.
A drunk Mythbuster would be great.
That's actually really good.
You know what I heard is you take the Kirkland vodka and you run it through a Brita filter
and then it turns it into Grey Goose.
Blake, where'd you hear that?
Well you know what's fantastic?
Real talk is you put vodka and and soda water or whatever
Into a circle. Okay, and then you drink that it's duh. Yeah, yeah, right Yes, sir. I like that and so is this like you're drinking
Like a Cosmo or something like a vodka cranberry?
Yeah, oh you're saying even with like the flavor so it's like the vodka the soda and the flavor
Yeah, you put the flavors you put the vodka and then a regular soda water
And then it's those looking at the soundboard. I was looking at the board like what do you think a circle is besides that?
Well, you can put it to zero flavor. Hello. I'm very familiar with the product
Yeah, come on. Yeah, that's what he meant. No, what?
I'll keep putting your circle turn it to zero
You don't want to taste anything besides what we just talked about the reason we're not putting it in a glass
We're just trying to get the brand out there. We're brand ambassadors. It's a good size. It's a good size
It fits in your hand. It fits right. Yeah, no doubt. Yeah, come on Okay, so Grey Goose is saying that they're they're like it's completely false. We got the good shit
We're not Kirkland vodka. It's not great
Well, why don't you cry about it and apparently Costco is also saying this but I don't know I like to believe I like to
Isn't that wild though? Like they had to do a press release cuz people were out there
Well, Costco is come on. The Kirkland army is crazy. It's a cult Costco's real deal. They moved the needle head
What was that? What was the line we gave Jillian?
Head did cause looking like a boss looking like a boss and head-to-toe Costco and head-to-toe Costco
Yeah, I like it it! That's a bar.
That's a bar.
I feel like Costco does, don't they like give their employees like health insurance and
days off and shit like that?
You know they do, but they did recently go on strike I saw.
Well that's not Costco, that's the workers of Costco.
Right?
Oh.
So fuck them is what you're saying?
Fuck unions? You union buster? Wait what's the difference here? Blake's gonna start scabbing at Costco
for free hot dogs. Are you Blake Anderson? Huh? Yeah man. Grab a TV. Hey you want a chicken
bake? Get on over here. Dude we got landline phones over there. Dude, pretty crazy. I've lost the zoom.
I cannot see you guys.
It's been a while since I've seen you.
We're here.
We haven't changed anything yet.
Hey, what's up?
Hi bud.
Isaac just chimes in with they are Teamsters.
Who's Teamsters?
The drivers. Like the delivery people for
Costco. Of course.
Okay.
Let's go through this.
Okay.
More information coming in now.
Okay.
Stand by.
Wait.
Hold on.
Wait.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm not reading it.
I was trying to figure out how to get back to where...
How does Costco drivers or being Teamsters have anything to do with what you guys were talking about? They're the ones striking. Oh, okay, okay
Okay, okay
Hey, not that crazy
Kind of makes sense. We got a link for five minutes to unlearn about Costco's Kirkland signature goods
But it but like it's a lot of reading. That's too much. It's a lot. We're not gonna do all that
I think I'll just go should we go to let's go But like it's a lot of reading. That's too much. It's a lot of reading. We're not gonna do all that.
I think I'll just go.
Should we go to, let's go.
That's how I felt in high school.
Whenever they would give like a lot of reading, I'm like, I'm gonna skim.
Yeah.
Right.
There's not like.
I need headlines.
Even when it's an article, even when it's an article that I'm like, wow, this is really
interesting.
I really want to know all this information.
I don't know, remember the last time I finished an article. Like if you get something from the New York Times or like a real publication and you go to read it and you're like reading reading you're like not gonna spend all day reading this article and maybe you guys don't relate to this but this is very much the
same case with recipes online have you ever looked up like how to make
something never and they know there's the fucking longest paragraphs right you
just scroll past it just to get to the fucking thing yeah cuz motherfuckers
just be talking like in my childhood I thought butterscotch chips were absolutely fantastic
And I all- and you just like, bro just give me how much-
Just give me that good-
What is the oven supposed to be set at, brother?
Right.
Dude, come on.
You're just trying to make a beef wellington, huh?
I'm just trying to get a-
I don't need to know the fucking history.
I'm just trying to feed my kids a beef wellington.
No diddy, no diddy.
Wellington. No diddy, no diddy.
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I wanted to read an article in the New Yorker,
and for an extra like $2, you could get the magazine.
I'm like, okay.
My man has hard copies.
Dude, so many.
I haven't read one article. This is the way. I haven't read one. My man has hard copies. Dude, so many. I haven't read
one article. This is the way. They keep coming, dude. It just won't. We have ten years of
New Yorkers. We could build like a barn in the backyard out of the like mulched wood.
Do not come. Have you ever read one? Yeah, have you ever read one? Yeah. Oh really? It's
pretty outstanding. But it is too long. Yeah, when you get into like a good article and
then you flip the page a couple times
And you're like, oh how many more pay and it's like continued on page 92 and you're like, no, no, no, no
No, no, you're done who has time for a good article who has time for it
It's a retiree, right? I feel like yeah, I get I open it up
I read like three paragraphs of and then I'm like, I get it. There's fires in California. There's fires. I open it up, I read like three paragraphs of, and then I'm like, I get it. There's fires in California.
There's fires.
I get it.
Shut up, bitch!
Why does it need to be 11 pages on their beaten fight?
They did too much.
How to drink water this period.
I can smell the fires from my house.
Yeah.
Right, you're a visual person and a nasal person.
I'm a nasal person.
New Yorker, we'll write about our own fires.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, stay out of it, brother.
You write about fucking, what, sewer rats in fucking subway stations, okay?
Fucking do this slice of pizza, right?
Forget about it, New York, hey!
Todd Strauss-Schulson, my friend, director.
You guys know Todd?
Yeah.
Yeah. Yes. My friend director you could you guys know Todd yeah, yeah
He is directing a movie like a creature feature called rats
From from new line. Yeah good. I'm kind of excited about it. Yeah, that could be very fun I know it was just it was just announced. I thought that was a cool idea for a movie
This is something that's in the about to start filming or
it's coming out soon? No I think that it was just announced that he signed on to
direct it and I'm not attached to it at all I just thought it was a cool I've
been wanting to do a creature feature. It's like a Gillian didn't fucking
snatch that shit from him she's behind the camera now guys watch out.
Give me a hell yeah! You go from 69 into rap. Summer 69 on Hulu. It's on Hulu by the way I
just want to make sure people know this. Oh yeah. Yeah rats are why do we like do
we our rats scary and horrible and like in movies because we just kind of know
there's more of them than there are of us. That's right. And they'll and they spread disease and they will bite you and they'll scratch you.
But isn't that the misnomer is that like the Black Plague was started by the things that were on the rats, not the rats themselves.
Well, they carried the disease.
Wait, what?
They carried the...
No, but like the it was like the bug.
Doodoo!
Maybe I'm wrong. And if I'm wrong, slide into Blake's dam.
Yeah, you are Blake's dam.
But it was like the bugs that were on the rats that were spreading the black plague.
But to me, that's the same thing as the rat because the rat is the delivery source.
And this is why you're not a scientist, because it's not the same thing.
I know it's not the same thing, but when I see a rat, I'm thinking they're carrying disease,
whether it's a bug on them or something in their teeth.
Hold up.
Or whatever.
Sure.
They are the reason it's present.
They're the reason the disease is in my bedroom
or wherever the rat is.
Correct.
So you like to grab the rat, wash the rat,
keep the rat, rat's new friend.
Have you ever tried to wash a rat?
It ain't easy, brother.
It ain't easy.
Get in here.
I will say, Blake, I forget what podcast I saw you on.
I saw a clip of a podcast.
And someone brought up, I think it was Eric Andre's podcast.
And he had mentioned the fact that we had rats
at the Workaholics house.
And then you-
As a bagel.
And then he said- Adam told me a story about the night of-
And then you're like, yes, the night of many kills.
And then you said-
Dude.
Yes.
Let's hear it.
You said-
Break me off, baby.
What's up?
That you were part of murdering these rats.
You said, oh yes, we killed a lot of rats that night.
As if you murdered the rat, along with me, in the kitchen.
No, you didn't, Blake.
That is not how it happened.
And Adam wants to get the story straight
because he's never exaggerated.
I can tell you how I participated
because maybe you were so involved with your own story.
Once again, you didn't care about
how I was taking care
of the rats, but if you recall, Kyle and I were setting
numerous traps in the attic, and we would go up
and replace that trap over, attic, attic.
Okay, he's an attic.
We would replace that trap over and over again.
I was an addict to killing these rats.
We kept killing baby rats up in our attic.
I think what Adam's talking about is like,
Attic.
Adam was striking.
You were striking rats?
Yes.
Yeah.
You made a coat of rats.
Yes.
Yes.
No, I wasn't the one who was putting them in bags
and smashing them in the wall.
That's not what I was doing.
Right.
Well, that's what what I was doing right well. That's what that's what
You you led Eric Andre to believe in this interview. It's good radio
Okay, everybody in line is it spreading lies my guys brought it up. I didn't go yeah
Yeah, come on man look you can't say that shit Adam. Yeah speaks the truth
There's thousands of people in assless chaps. Don't lie about how you killed rats 10 years ago.
Also, I don't think I said that.
I think I said exactly what I said.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Said we were setting traps up in the attic.
I might've said attic.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what, I don't know.
I don't know.
What's the matter, Blake?
Rat got your tongue?
And by the way, okay, and now I got a bone to I don't know. What's the matter Blake rat got your tongue and by the way
Okay, and now I got a bone to pick
With there's I got a bone dude just one second ago. You said that
That you were leading people to believe that it wasn't thousands of men and assless chaps. There's no way
It wasn't thousands of men and assless chaps. There's no way
Dude, there were 70,000 people there 70,000 no way you saw
1,000 men with no I saw more than 1,000 with no under no pants on underneath the chaps But like wearing thongs it was it wasn't it was a lot of thongs some short shorts
Mm-hmm like Daisy Dukes, but no one was wearing jeans under these shorts.
That was not a thing.
Hot, hot, hot, hot!
They were not on the ground floor
where I was with jeans on.
Asterisks were out, thousands of them.
And I'm just saying, Blake would've loved it.
Fair enough.
I would have, I'm very inclusive.
I love butts don't have a gender, TBH.
Clip that.
Hey Blake, you'll love this. So I play this game called Framed, where it like shows you the picture of a movie.
Yes, yes, yes. What is it called again?
Framed. And like the first frame they show you is a very like obscure portion, part of the movie, right?
And then it gets more obvious.
You're very good at this game, by the way.
It sucks, it's weird, it's a sad talent.
It is, I also like that you decided to put,
it's like an old person game.
It's like if I put my wordle score on Instagram every day,
I love that you do it, it's really cool.
I'm living in a nightmare.
I was on a roll the other day and I was like I guess I need to post how because I like the game
I'm trying to put the framed guy on a little bit. I guess
But like
The one the other day I like click on it
I don't know what the fuck it is and then I get to the second one and I'm like
I know that ass and it's just the back of a dude standing in front of a building. And I'm like, that's Patrick Swayze's ass.
Alrighty then.
And we've always talked about how in the 80s,
they tried to sexualize guys in a way
that they sexualized women to be like,
what we're doing with everybody.
And it was always the chicks lowering their sunglasses
to be like, look at the keister on him.
And then it was just-
Man touch.
But it was just Swayze.
All day was the guy whose butt was like the star of movies.
I have moments in my mind that are exact moments.
Like there's definitely a Mel Gibson ass in.
Blake has all these.
Bird on a wire?
Just right at the front of the line.
Yeah, he's in the shower.
This scene is great.
There's definitely a John Claude Van Damme ass in almost all of his movies universal soldier for like Blake has all these
top of mind
Arnold
Terminator one Arnold and twins no Terminator. Yeah for sure remember
He rises up from like the lightning and his ass is just what remember remember
Do I?
I feel like the next me to that be on the next I mean you would have loved it the next project we do
Uh-huh, we definitely have to have women always complimenting our keysters
Yeah, I love it. Yes, absolutely
Yeah
What it was the, oh, I think it was dockers,
where it would always be like a guy
like walking around in some slacks
and then they'd be like, hey, nice pants.
And they were definitely talking about their,
well, they might have been talking about their dick.
What about bugle boy jeans?
Are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing?
God damn.
God damn.
They gotta bring that back. How was that, how were the bugle boy jeans you're wearing? God damn. God damn. They gotta bring that back.
How was that?
How were the bugle boy commercials?
This is from 1990.
Dude, I don't remember this even.
You don't remember pants.
I remember bugle boy pants being...
But 1990 I was six years old.
Bro.
I'm not remembering the commercials.
Can you step it out a little more?
Yeah, you're a few years older.
So, you go boy.
It was essentially like the Grey Poupon commercials, but like just sexy chicks instead of rich old dudes.
And they'd be like, excuse me, are those bugle boy jeans?
And they'd be like, why yes they are.
And then somebody would hop in a geo tracker and they would just fuck.
That's sick.
I like this commercial. I got gotta run. I'll see you guys
I got a run then it pivots immediately to like a KB toy store commercial. Yeah
Great shout out to KB dude geo trackers that that those were sick. I remember all time
I saw one flip and fall down a ravine and land upside down with all my friends inside of it in a
This was while you were hot boxing playing the weakest link and they're like I'm not getting out to help him
I we had just hot box we just put the convertible top down and then
Our friends pull up and are like hey follow us
We're gonna go to the go-kart track and we're like, fuck yeah, we gotta go go-karting. So I'm following them.
One of the people in that truck and the geo tracker
hopped into my convertible.
We followed them.
They were about a hundred yards ahead of us.
They go to take a right, they clip a guard rail,
they flip and flip like four times
and land upside down in this ravine.
Freaking Sia. And they're like, help, help. help and you're like first one who gets out they all climbed out
They were they were packed in so tightly that no one was hurt right five people or more
Yeah, at least yeah five or six. Holy shit. Yeah. Yeah, that's a pack tractor. It's a pack tracker
I mean the paint job on the geo tracker
I think my like middle school drama teacher pushed one and I was like
She's fucking did they have like it was like those cups exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
It's like teal teal was hot pink was hot and that shit was just like maybe a gray as well
Just like isn't it wild how like the things that are built to look like the future are the thing that looks like
Like in then you get to the future and they're the thing that look like so fucking past you know I mean.
Whereas there's some things that just classic like a Jeep that just is like holds up.
But a Geo Tracker aged.
Wow dude!
Wow dude. I'm all about the samurai Suzuki shout out.
Are you? In what regard regard I just I love that body
It's just similar. I bet you I bet you do well, then why don't you buy it? Yeah, just get one
I feel like that would just kind of like a Suzuki Jimny you guys seen those when you're abroad
Yeah, why how are you all about it? If you don't own one or you I mean you could admire them
I admire them Adam. You know what he means. He is about it. Yeah, I admire them
Oh, okay, well then you could get you can just buy one one of my it's one of my favorite things about visiting Catalina Island
There's lots of Suzuki sidekicks. Oh
Are there a lot of sidekicks? Yeah
I think it's like a very common
Common car that's gotta be what they are. I don't think that's true. I think that that there
There's like a different. I love it. No, I know what you're saying, but they're it's like a smaller car
But it's not a sidekick it is it is oh, okay
It is what else would it be I implore I implore everyone to look it up Adam
You think it's a says it you think it's a Suzuki, Adam?
It's a sidekick.
It is.
What is he?
What are you Googling?
There's a rich history.
Yeah, so it's not, they're golf carts.
Regular cars are not allowed on Catalina Island.
Oh, actually, you know what?
I think it's a Samurai.
I think it's a Samurai.
It's a golf cart.
That's my bad.
I think it's a Samurai.
I think it's a Suzuki Samurai. They're golf carts. No. I think it's a samurai. It's a golf cart. I think it's a samurai. I think it's a Suzuki samurai.
They're golf carts.
No. I've rode those as well.
No golf carts allowed, or no cars allowed on Catalina Island.
I think samurais, you may.
Oh, really?
Do you think we named the Suzuki's samurai, like the American office or whatever? Or do you think the the Japanese office was like they'll love this over in America?
Let's call this fucking samurai same as like member the motorcycle a ninja
Ninja motorcycles. I wanted one so bad as a kid
Yeah, our cool teacher in middle school used to always talk about how his friend died on Lakeshore Drive driving his new
ninja on Lakeshore Drive driving his new ninja.
He was like, you're so cool with your carabiner keychain,
dude, how are you doing this?
Dude. Unreal.
So cool, dude.
Ninja life, can you imagine?
I had a friend who got himself a ninja
that appeals face off a Lakeshore Drive.
I was like, all right.
Oh, okay.
I'll let my friends get motorcycles
and drive them five times.
Okay. Jeez. Dude, okay. I'll let my friends get motorcycles and drive them five times. Okay
Dude the amount of times I drew I was I think I was 50%
50% of the time I crashed my motorcycle when I took it out 50% that's too often guys
Catalina Island has more Suzuki Samurais per capita than any other place in
America because dude because there's 11 people. America.
Because there's 11 people that live there.
So there's one guy with the Suzuki Samurai.
I love it.
Per capita, that means, yeah.
Still, that's what I said.
Hey Blake, got him.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Look at Adam squirming.
I knew it.
Adam's in the hot seat now.
Which should be fair, I did say sidekick.
So I started off completely wrong
But I did find the answer. It was a samurai. And what is the difference between a sidekick and a samurai?
They might just be like an updated name. Samurai are smaller
I believe I think a sidekick is more like Wrangler size and then the samurai is is a little bit more compact
We gotta get you a Suzuki deal.
That'd be huge.
Or Hyundai.
Why does it say that only golf carts are allowed?
That's what Isaac wrote,
and I think that's just old lore from the OC punk days.
No, no, no, that's what Google, I'm using Google.
Oh, okay.
Do we talk about something we don't even know?
Is it Joe Montana who was driving a golf cart that like flipped his homie out and the homie died?
And now it's like a crazy story?
I don't know anything about it. I just see like headlines.
Maybe it's not Joe Montana.
Is this recently?
Not Joe Montana.
Who's the...
Dan Elway.
John Elway.
You guys hear Joe Montana bombed Pearl Harbor, dude?
Are you trying to say John Elway?
Dan Elway.
It's like his younger brother?
Jeez.
Oh geez.
Dan Elway.
This is off the rail.
This is Isaac in the chat, man.
By the way, that's going to be my new name I leave at the hotel.
And also put the room under Dan Elway.
Pete, what do you get when you splice Dan Marino and John Elway for the ultimate quarterback?
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Sarah Jessica Parker is here and she is sharing stories from the very beginning, like the time she forgot we filmed the pilot episode.
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Right, I have some memories I can fill you in.
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Yes, but then you forgot about it
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And she reveals what she thought
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He said he wrote this like I was in his head in some way, which I found really interesting.
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Have you guys ever done this when you go to check into a hotel and you're like,
well, maybe I should use, I do that.
I would do this on tour sometimes and be like, I don't want people to like show up at a hotel and you're like, well maybe I should use, I would do this on tour sometimes
and be like, I don't want people to show up at the hotel
and make a thing.
So I would put a fake name and then you lose the key
and then you have to go down and check it,
try to get a new key.
And I used to go by the name Cory Bobcat.
Don't care!
And so I'd have to be, it's under Cory Bobcat
and they're like, you have an ID?
And I'm like, my ID says Adam Devine is and they're like well
I have to give the the key to Cory Bobcat. I'm like and then you have to explain that
Quote unquote famous and it's fucking weird and awkward. Yeah, nothing is worse than that. Nothing. I feel like I just we've covered
Yeah, now I'm like now I just put down someone more famous than me Joey chest covered. Yeah, now I'm like, now I just put down someone more famous than me.
Joey Chestnut.
Yeah.
Yeah, just put Joey Chestnut.
Joey Chestnut.
A dude at a restaurant, I was waiting to get into a restaurant the other day and this dude
standing there and he goes, I recognize your voice.
And I was like, okay.
And he came over like smiling and he's like.
Peanut.
You're, no, yeah, no.
But he goes, you're, you're in movies?
I go, yeah. And he goes, but he goes you're you're in movies. I go. Yeah, and he goes which ones I was like
I don't know which one you've seen and he goes well, which ones were you in I go
I don't know if I'm gonna name them all here. I'm with my family and then his face just falls
He like nods to me like okay big time and then just walked away and I was like that's sorry wait wait wait wait
and I started going did you ever see top five I was naked did you ever see very
early on I was in the background of rookie of the year. Yeah rookie of the year.
Have you ever seen Rat Code the dictator son. That's what Blake and I would would say
Yeah, I'm like, yeah, I'm like, I don't know what you
Do you really want me to sit here and name ten movies?
You've never seen before we just get to the intern and it also just feels it
Yeah, it just feels strange like rolling your IMDB out
Well, then you just say it's but then you feel like a dickhead for saying
Here's my name. Just just look it up yourself. Look it up And they're like well just tell me and I'm like you could have already looked it up
It all right, and then you and then you could have had all the information right then and then if you want you could talk
To me about a specific thing instead of going down this list
Weird it is weird. It's a tough spot, life sucks.
Yeah, our lives are so hard.
And then other people start watching and listening
because they're like, what is this interaction happening?
And you're like, I don't know,
he said his name was Joey Bobcat.
John Ders?
How do you spell John Ders?
And it was Cory with an I too.
Cory. Oh God, oh God. You picked the worst name ever. How do you spell John? And it was it was Cory with an I too
Yeah, Cory with an I isn't that like a that's how a woman would spell absolutely it was a very fun It was a very fun pseudonym right? Oh fucking idiot. Yeah, Cory Bob. Yeah
I thought it was I thought I thought I thought it was funny, dude
But turns out I like it turns out you dude, but turns out,
turns out most late night clerks don't agree.
It is funny.
I think it's funny, dude.
Yeah, thanks, dude.
It's funny to me.
Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams here today?
Sorry to the guy outside the restaurant.
I don't have time.
Also, with the family, I'm really good at shunting. Saying, you know what?
Talk to the hands.
I brought that back.
Yeah.
You're such a protective bear.
I do that.
I love that for you.
I usually am like, do you want to hold my child?
That's what I do.
I go, here, hold him.
Watch him for a minute.
I'm going to go do a thing.
I'm going to go do Fallon.
I'm like, I'm with my family.
I'm going to go do Fallon.
Do you want to watch my child?
Hey, I'm with my family.
I don't want to be. Do you want to be?
I'm gonna go on this water slide real quick. Will you hold my kid?
I'm really good at doing stuff like that. I'm really good at it.
I said I was gonna apologize or take something back and I should have wrote it down.
I know our producers have that ready to go.
Yeah, that's in the chamber. That's okay. I'll just give another special shout out.
Everybody run! Don't walk to Hulu. Check out Summer of 69 directed by none other
than Jillian Bell. He's reading all of that information off of something.
Yeah why are you reading that from somewhere? That was weird. No I was
putting on a... What was putting that on.
What, a friendship race?
No, definitely see it. It's a pin. It's Frontier Airlines.
You know I rap hard.
The jokes per minute is awesome.
It's very funny. It's a great time.
Lots of great performances.
Jillian knocked it out of the park.
I think I heard Blake crying.
I did cry a little bit.
Oh, and you know who's in it? One of the members of the Lord's Force.
The Lord's Force.
Wow.
Who's like, easy, Spider-Man, you webbed me.
He plays a dad, he crushes.
I love that.
Thank you, God!
He's got a very funny moment.
We're both in the theater and I fucking,
I bend over and I look at her
and we both looked at each other,
locked eyes during the movie.
But did you know it was him before we looked?
Absolutely, that's why I looked over at you.
No, no, no, no, he was in a scene before that scene
where I looked at you.
Oh, no.
Cause I tell Kyle, I go,
that dude's from Lord Force and he was like,
oh shit, I'm Kyle.
Yeah, well, he's up in it.
So Workaholics fans, tune in, you will be happy. Yeah. I wish I could have made it, I was Kyle. Yeah. Well, he's up in it. So workaholics fans, tune in.
You will be happy.
Yeah.
I wish I could have made it.
I was sick.
I was sick the other day.
Oh God.
From Beyonce.
And it was raining.
It would have been the worst, dude.
Okie dokie.
Yeah, it's too bad.
Beyonce got you sick.
Gotta go to Hulu to check it out.
Oh, it's a take back for Costco and Kirkland, buddy, wasn't it?
It was a Kirkland take back?
Maybe. Something about how you hate it, you hate Kirkland.
No, I love Kirkland, I'm Costco-
And you think whoever likes it is,
I think you said they were like idiots or something?
Yeah, bitches or yeah.
You said you were team Target?
I know, I'm Kirkland for life.
I'd like to give flowers-
Oh boy.
Who are you trying to kill?
I would like to give flowers to the Righteous Gemstones.
RIP.
Okay. It's the best. Who you who you trying to kill I would like to give flowers to the righteous gemstones, okay?
The final episode ended
aired last Sunday
It was a fantastic ending I feel to the series I get married to Keith
We have were loved we were murdered so if you haven't seen it, we're dead. So, um, killed.
Okay.
And day it is.
Gungnir!
I gotta tune in for that.
Kind of mass suicide, the last episode.
And thank you guys for watching.
Thank you guys for supporting your good friend on his epic show.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Absolutely, dude.
Congratulations.
I'm halfway through.
I'm touching up.
Yeah.
And thank you, Blake, for supporting one of your best friends.
Thank you for going to see Jilene's movie, but not watching the end of Gemstones.
I went to your premiere.
I went to your premiere.
Oh, yeah, thanks.
You like to go to the premieres where you get photographed.
I see you.
Yeah.
And free booze.
And this is another trait that would make him a really good man.
Purple Sal!
Spite heavy.
Isaac needs more spite.
He forgets the names of the
executives that betrayed him.
And then goes back
and the same
mouth keeps biting him over and
over again and then he'll forget.
He'll tuck between his legs.
That same mouth keeps biting you.
Come on Isaac. NUCKY GRAMMOL!
Don't trust him. Isaac, I got some advice for you.
Then he slides in the comments, Dan Elway, which I'm like...
Leave him alone!
Pussy!
Butcher.
Dan Elway.
I don't know what's going on out there.
Be safe on those golf carts, I guess is all we're saying.
Be safe.
I would like to say thank you for everyone
for buying the tickets to go on the cruise
Yeah, those cabins are flying
Faster than I thought they would it's gonna man cuz people know it's about to be a throwdown
We're about to have a big announcement. We've got a lot of, a lot more comics that have signed on, a lot of bigger comics.
We're really excited about the list that we have going.
It's gonna be a really, really fun show.
Did you tell, should we tell them about Chris Rock?
No, we shouldn't.
We should not.
We should save it until we make the announcement, but yeah.
Short story is he won't be there.
That's the short story.
Save it, let's save it.
And there is a longer story, but we'll have to save it.
Yes, absolutely.
Should we tell him about Steve Martin?
We shouldn't.
No, no, no.
There's a short story and a longer story with that,
but we'll have to save it.
Short stories is not going to be there.
Longer story is better, though.
We do need a longer story.
There is a longer story.
Good point.
Good point.
Can't wait to get on the open seas with you guys. There is a longer story. Good point.
I can't wait to get on the open seas with you guys.
And that was another episode of...
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Right, I have some memories I can fill you in.
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I completely forgot about it.
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