This Is Important - Ep 25: The Guys Star in Snap Crackle and Pop The Movie
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Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart.
I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling
unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your
brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David
Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception.
I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal.
Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered
a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see?
Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get
your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off
the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said,
I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others
when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart
radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about
what's obviously the most important shit in the whole freaking universe. Today, we talk about
the dankest skunk we had blowjobs. Mama got me what I wanted. When you put in your belly button
and just eat it out, you're fucking tight. You are allowed to blow whoever you want in the wings
right before going on stage. Here we go. Start your engines.
Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming.
Hell yeah, baby. We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back. We finally did it.
Call me Lance Bass because that clap was in sync. Okay. Okay. Lance Bass? Yeah, Lance Bass.
Thank you. Please call me Lance Bass. Yeah, where's he at? Do you remember when me and you
went to a party at Lance Bass's house, Dersy? With my brother? Yeah, he wasn't there.
like I remember him not being there and being like this is Lance Bass's house
and people being like yeah dude this is Lance Bass's house and I'm like where the
fuck is Lance Bass and I don't remember seeing Lance Bass there but he was there
I caught his eyes I was like damn that looks like a bass and he turned around and
it was a lance top of the hill like sick crib like I remember somebody
having like a golf cart to like get up the hill to it I'm thinking of a
totally different place cuz I'm thinking of a place in the Valley on the flat
lands worth a nice pool and and being like this house and then people being
like yeah it's one of these like five houses the guy's Lance Bass that was a
different party that was Joey Fatone's house yeah that might have been the fat
one for tone that's heist pellet car right yeah it's phonetic I get it or the
dude with the the dreads AJ no Lance was up in the hills you know cuz he's
trying to get close to space remember he was trying to go be the first dude in
space to just travel absolutely I think that dream still lives with him is that
real bad yeah he like booked it let it ride hit that yeah he paid like a gang
of money to go into outer space as like a traveler that's so sick and he went to
space he's the first one I think he just booked the ticket I don't know if he
went or what but he's when can we start to go to space when are you guys at what
price point are you guys willing to go to space like cuz you know how right now
it's like hey you can go to space but it's gonna be a quarter million dollars
or some shit and I'm like that's a little that's I think that's what he paid
that's a little out of pocket for me yeah to go to space for just a few
minuties I mean what do you get to do is that what it is when you go to space
you're just going out and then you're coming back I think you go and then you
come back cuz what are you gonna do there's no there's not like a B&B
there's not an Airbnb up there where you're like oh this is pretty sick as
far as we know yeah there's a little little space station maybe that you can
go like walk around get a burger if we could go up and there's like someone
grilling space burgers yeah and like they also like we could get pretty like
lit up there like they're serving up some Ashland some cans some space cans
some other beverages that I've invested in shameless some exclusive space weed
space cake same less season 11 yeah a barbecue in space what would I pay yeah
what would you pay like if you could go up there and actually do a thing like
spend some time like all of us are gonna go together yes of course hello the
dude crew I don't know 10 grand I guess I'd pay whoa really 10 grand grand
that's not that much at all for space yeah I know cuz I don't really cuz I
don't care I don't care you don't care about space yeah we haven't even been
to the bottom of the ocean hello thank you I was gonna say it next yeah let's
get to the bottom of Mary on his trench like you're saying I don't give a
fuck about space man that's some whitey on the moon shit I don't need it no
joke I was gonna say $1,000 you would $1,000 $1,000 but dude if we were like
we're gonna go dude you can't even go to Disneyland with yeah that won't even get
you to space mountain oh I won't even get you to space mountain get them I'm
just saying if we're just going up there having a burger chillin out and come
back down thousand bucks right now that is a quarter million dollars so so you're
saying you absolutely don't want to go because in your lifetime space travel
will never be $1,000 yeah I don't know that's just the number that came to mind
was like a thousand bucks seems reasonable to me now so you choose to
never go is that's what that's what you're saying so you get to go to space
a thousand dollars that will never happen in your lifetime right it might come
down to like like a hundred thousand like would you go for a hundred thousand
no I bet it comes it comes down below a hundred thousand in our lifetime well
now that I think about a $10,000 is probably a reasonable price in our
lifetime one thousand is not I agree I agree with you we're getting old so I'm
saying in our lifetime we only have five to six I feel the icy grip of death
around my throat oh man yeah for sure dude how's that feel it's kind of good
yeah chilly willy did I get your pecker hard yeah it's kind of my kink take it
to the edge oh my god I'm not gonna King shame your your death spiral never
king shame your pecker yeah I don't know I don't like what do you so you get up
there you have your space burger by the way the space burger alone is a thousand
bucks Kyle yeah that's cool is it good as hell I get it I understand it takes a
lot to get the space burger up there get the bro working spice right because you
don't want that that oil is just gonna be spraying everywhere right we don't want
it to burn through your suit so there's a lot of science and math floating burger
juices I love it gobble gobble yeah I don't know so I'm definitely not talking
to the three dudes who would be on the mission to Mars where you you never do
come back to earth because it takes you X amount of years and by the time you
come back I for sure want to do that but I definitely want like go to the first
ever music festival on the moon right just to say you fucking did it like
there's like the guys that did Coachella they're like we're throwing the first
ever music festival on the moon the only band that we can get up there is muse
and you stuck there yeah I'm fucking there dude name me a muse song what is the
music I don't know they were on guitar here hey how about we ask any girl
between the ages of 24 and 38 they know every muse song really because it was in
twilight women women love it's in the baseball scene from twilight so like
that was fucking that was a hit that's true that is a hit twilight was a banger
yeah but if the if the space station has a killer burger that's getting five star
reviews hey I've already said the burgers phenomenal okay and Kyle they've got a
really really nice salad like a really yummy I'll take a I mean we're going to
space they're gonna have a vegetarian option yeah okay what if well what if
they don't what if it's only a burger are you gonna break your vegetarian on the
space station bro he might I mean this is an entrepreneur Adam divine space
station I'm spinning a lot of plates in the air dude I might end up running this
space station we might only serve a burger would you break your vegetarianism
okay would I break my vegetarianism on a trip to space because you're out of this
world how much did the trip already cost me how much how much are you charging me
to go well I I think it's your fucking station how much are you charging me to
go well that was the original question I think it's gonna be a hundred G's oh my
okay so a hundred cheese and how much for the burger the burgers a thousand
dollars no the burgers included in the 100 grand you get a burger oh all
inclusive it's all inclusive all the leaves you need here's the deal breaker
for me okay is there a foam party on the station you can start I need to know
that there's some cool ass space station foam party going down foam parties
there's definitely like the dance floor room where like people just end up
weirdly getting super sexual at the end of the night well what's cool is like
there will be like a cool it's like a dance floor cube so you can dance on
every you can look up and people are dancing above you yeah we're floating
now the foam party's getting hot yeah hot hot hot hot how do they stick to the ceiling
I'm saying you're floating completely I don't know Anders I've got scientists
involved I'll tell you how right now you have these gravity boots you put on
you flip this switch and it goes and magnets you to the ceiling yes magnets
how do they work well scientists will know how that is the deepest solid cut
magnets how do they work I'm in bro if there's a foam party if I get a live
news show a killer burger all inclusive a hundred thousand dollars on your grand
your boy is there as long as I'm with a couple of my homies I'm not going solo do
you get like a sick photo with like earth in the background you gotta get a photo
you gotta get a photo like I'm saying we're coming what do you mean you're not going
solo I'm saying we're also going yeah I'm only going two of my boys are on the fence
over here I'm not paying their way I'm not on the fence about going to space
I'm on the fence about the price which I'm hoping Adam can hook it up but like
I'm also on the fence about the burger it costs a lot that you know how much fuel that we
have to use in order to get to the moon right and safe and safely land yeah and I would love
to pivot to fuel prices gas prices can we talk about them they're outrageous you want the floor
before no no the minute is yours hey and you get in one minute like to talk about fuel prices
and starting now talk starting now my fucker spell fuel go ahead I don't really have much to say
except for jeez they are bad they're it's really expensive hey we still got 50 seconds yeah you
got 50 seconds left buddy um you know I'm kind of I pride myself as kind of a chevron man I don't
know if that alignment is good I haven't looked into the politics of it but okay okay alignment okay
car reference hey hopefully this rocket ship runs off of electricity or solar power and we don't even
have to thank you it's a tesla this is a tesla rocket that's my world baby Kyle this is Blake's time
sorry dude Blake you still have time Kyle's mr tesla I love them so much and I what did they
say at all those things where I give up my time I yield my time Blake you only have 10 seconds
left buddy I give up my time give up yielding I would love to hear the last 10 seconds of this fuel
run it's a pivot yo yo yo hey and time's up time's up no no I was actually just about to get to my
point but okay yeah sorry time is up Blake and I touched on something right before we got on the
pod here oh body shots okay when was the first time you remember seeing or hearing about body
shots in body shots for the kids that's one you're really sweaty it's disgusting and then some girl
with for sure uh infected piercing um yeah it's like take it off my belly and you are just a
horny child so you're like yeah oh my god I get a lick this sweaty disgusting girl with this for
infected piercing and then as soon as you are over like maybe I mean I don't even know if it
lasted till I was like 21 I think like peak body shots like oh dang I want to take a body shot
that might have been like 19 or 20 and then by the time I was 20 so you've done it uh yeah yeah I
yeah I say I have uh huh yeah I don't think I ever I've done it off men and women it's not just uh
it's not you know when you're a wild party man okay no one has said it's for just women yeah well
I would say but you would if you're thinking like oh if a guy's gonna take a body shot he wants to
take it off a hot chick I've also done it off of fat sweaty men oh you've done it off of one of your
buds or just as strangers yeah it's like a it's like a bit at a bar and sure a bit and the memories
are hazy because it's it's been a while now but use your hand as a cup does that count as a body
shot like no you have to suckle out of a out of a belly button that's an extremity it's only a
belly button no no no you could do it you could do it right out of a man's like right above the
collarbone that kind of clavicle yeah the clavicle oh shit you've never done that to a fellow you've
never uh just sucked it out of a man's asshole no no I don't know that booty milk uh me me no I
have not you never slurped uh booty milk weird sorry I do think that the first time I ever thought
about drinking something out of a body was when I had a cereal out of my belly button when I was a
kid oh damn the original body shot what kind of cereal was it probably some bottom shelf
tricks or something like that you know what I mean oh the no name yeah the bag no name brand the bag
what would it be it was just like fucking fruity o's or something like that you know it was like
the rabbit treat yeah yeah and it had like a badly drawn tricks rabbit but yeah when you put
in your belly button and just eat it out like it was fucking tight dude you're just like let's try it
my mom also would just buy us a lot of uh bunk ass cereal and bunk ass uh stuff and as much as she
was like it tastes the same uh it it doesn't it's it still doesn't right no it absolutely doesn't
I was always very jealous of people who had the top shelf cereal yeah because it it did taste
better it didn't have like the film that was the rich homies where you're like whoa did their
parents own a heating and air conditioning company like are they wealthy that was the bad parents
kids not we didn't have that shit at all we had just right and basic four and crackling opram
period what the fuck you're well you you're in a that's like old people shit that's not even
you're not even attempting that's all we had yo when just right came from in the oh my god
the just right would go fast yeah that's that's not rich poor person thing that's uh fiber
intake like fiber intake that's old people cereal it's no sugar like which is it's no sugar right
there's fruit in there no it tastes it's legit but yeah we didn't really get like sweet cereals man
didn't happen no me neither oh I did if sugar was within like the top eight of the ingredients we
weren't allowed to have it that was like the rule at my crib oh my god Becky top eight that's impossible
that was like how I learned to read was ingredients like if there was sugar in there that's how I
learned to read too real my family did not give a fuck other than being poor and not
buying the good shit we would still have like um the marshmallows cereals and and that hell yeah
brother bro I would beg yeah durs me too me too durs I feel like health was not a thing in Blake's
favorite decade the 90s uh when I was coming up in the 90s dude uh huh so tight like favorite
yeah I feel like we they cared a lot less until my mom like started a diet and then she would get
like the uh the stuff with a lestra in it and we then we would all eat it and just shit our brains
out yeah but like durs you didn't have it either right you weren't allowed a lot of sugar at your
crib we just didn't have it I it wasn't we weren't allowed but like you guys missed out I feel sorry
for you yeah me too like we're on the road we would hit mcdonald's and shit but like we just
didn't have it are you making up for lost time oh do you know yeah I do know yeah see that's it
you went the other way yeah I'm making up for it like we weren't allowed to have squeezes unless it
was like our oh dude yes squeezes one time a year we got squeeze it squeeze it squeeze it's for like
a flexible like sugar water filled uh plastic tube our bottle that you would twist the top off of
and then basically just drink sugar it was like a juice box oh sure yeah no I know what those are
worst way we switch gears here um but yeah we had like frosted shredded mini wheat sometimes
that was it yeah we could have that too I kind of fucked with those but you have to let them sit in
the milk for a while yeah it's a delicate dance for sure they need to soak yeah they need to soak
and but you can't have them soak too much to where the frosty melts off because then you're just
eating whatever the fuck wheat is all right so then since you guys have a very brand heavy palette
what is your favorite cereal I'll go first cinnamon toast crunch for me hey thanks for
us oh go ahead so classic for me cinnamon toast crunch was my and still is my favorite like if
I'm gonna have some cereal because really you're not just like cereal it's not good for you it
doesn't really get you off on the right foot in the day and as an adult who like worries about my
jawline drooping too much I've I've kind of just uh gotten away from eating cereal in general
and uh but now if I'm gonna treat myself if I'm being a naughty naughty boy I will I will uh have
a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch he's the best and that's and that's that yeah where you guys
I I do feel like cinnamon toast crunch is such a titan of the game it's delicious in milk
it's equally delicious out of milk you could just creams fist it right you could put yeah
you could put it on ice cream it's it's it's delicious but I kind of have a little sleeper
oh shoot captain crotch dude if you even say captain crotch dude no no no no no no no no no
when it cuts the roof of your mouth you are talking to a kid who grew up on the sugar rush
bro you are talking to the breakfast cereal poster child no rules mama got me what I wanted
okay okay can we make that a sound bite the number one cereal in my cupboard okay was O's
O's do you know about O's it's a yellow box it was these all right Kyle no no Kyle go ahead
oh fuck you you don't know about O's you're right I don't no one does O's that's like a basic
that's like no what was it like apple jacks like oodles and oodles of O's what was the flavor Blake
it's a one-of-a-kind flavor it's almost kind of like a captain crunch like honey vibe but it had
like granola in the middle it was so fucking good oh dude hey Blake and I've had this garbage
cereal no no no no no no for sure not that good you're out of your mind well I thought you were
gonna go with a classic like a cinnamon life or a captain crunch oh life was fucking good life is
underrated cinnamon life is delicious yes apple cinnamon Cheerios are delicious yeah apple jacks
are delicious max are delicious yeah lucky charms are delicious O's is a sleeper sure it is okay well
yeah it yeah it fell asleep through our entire childhood yes it was like Blake as like the the
one who's got the ear to the street was just gonna blow everyone away and you're on O's you guys will
see you guys will see like the streets will acknowledge that I am correct all right I can't
wait for the streets the streets this is gonna be like Adam's butt thing all right what do you mean
the pinnacle of our podcast um Kyle do you want to go do you have one I'm still kind of pondering
yeah I have I have one for sure I have one I mean some of the best mornings of my life were spent
with a box of team Cheerios of what Cheerios team Cheerios you lose I fucking love team Cheerios
team Cheerios that's not what they're called that's it's called multi Cheerios no no no no
bitch I know what I'm talking about team Cheerios was when they combined honey nut Cheerios regular
Cheerios and frosted Cheerios all into one box he is correct and it was fucking bomb okay well
I'm seeing this I think they just call them like multi Cheerios now that was later that was a pivot
it was team Cheerios I think it came out during the Olympics possibly and it was a code that seems
yeah it was when we were doing a big olympics push and I and Kyle it was fire it was good I don't
think it's as good as apple cinnamon Cheerios though to be honest I never liked that because I didn't
really like apple I didn't like the taste of apple which was very strange it's probably why I'm a
vegetarian now because I had no fruits when I was growing up but like like I I didn't like it
daddy yeah what is this thing growing from the ground no I really liked it not like any fruit
eat this fish dick bananas I still don't dig bananas but like yeah well that's a that's a weird
thing where you think it tastes and smell like a corpse but right yeah yeah you you do where I
remember when we lived together that it would be like almost a bit that you would have it would be
like I can't even smell a banana I had puke dude and but then I love bananas so I eat a banana
literally I eat a banana every day and have forever for as long as I can remember and then
I would have a banana I'd lay a peel around because you know you're 19 years old and you're not
picking up immediately after yourself and you'd come into the the TV area and sit down and be like
oh is that a is that a peel oh my god I'm gonna puke clean up on my old vomit
and you're like are you gonna puke and then it was and then it was watching you try to make
yourself vomit for like a solid 15 minutes after smelling the banana peel and I'm like is this real
bam is that real I mean I think you nailed it I still don't eat bananas fully but like I think
it was a bit I love that that was him nailing it fully did you just say you don't eat bananas fully
no I just chew them up I don't have them in their natural form it's the one thing I won't
eat in their natural form I'll have like banana chips I'll have bananas in the smoothies I'll
do that but I don't fucking peel a banana and eat a banana I don't do that yeah banana chips are
fucking whack what the fuck okay anyways Duris what's your favorite circle yeah uh probably smart
start no uh hi I'm David Eagleman I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart I'm a
neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University and I've spent my career exploring the three pound
universe in our heads on my new podcast I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains
and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our
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a secret so dark she feared for her life she was like oh my god I gotta get out of the house
he's gonna find out that I've seen this he's gonna come kill me
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I think like when it comes down to it the most satisfying cereal eating experience for me
is Cocoa Krispies Cocoa Krispies like the the munching like it it doesn't it just I like it
and then the chocolate milk afterwards gimme gimme okay yeah it's a it's a champ it's better than
Cocoa Puffs okay I fuck a puffs but the Reese's puffs okay those are kind of good go anything
Reese's you're gonna find me a line for that let me let me let me give you the real competitor
do you go Cocoa Krispies or do you go Cocoa Pebbles my dude I can't do Cocoa Pebbles like
the fruity pebbles is that we're talking about no the chocolate oh Cocoa Pebbles right yeah
I fuck with the little uh snap crackling pop those are my dogs wow you guys didn't know I know those
dudes those are my guys uh you know how like our agents are always yelling at us about like
you guys got to find an IP that you love and then developing a movie or project around that IP
that's what's working right now like after Lego came out uh in kfc it and in kfc uh I feel like we
should do snap crackle and pop the three of us are the the characters snap crackle and pop that's
tight is that rice krispies that's rice krispies that's so tight who are who do you think you are
out of the just based on the name because I don't know what they look like I feel like I I would be
pop and maybe I'm like the pop the little pop star of the group I'm always singing and dancing and I
wear like very bedazzled outfits pop lockin you're definitely pop walking and dropping um and and
maybe I feel like uh Derz is snap he's always has just like slams he's always just like shitting on us
snaps just snapping on us I love these literal names and I'm crackle and I just smoke crack yeah
and you're just you're just hit the pipe that's the base head we have to find crackle it's one of
those movies where like somebody goes missing I like that we got to find it it's the hangover
yeah Blake you're no you're not in the movie uh it's it's it's a snap yeah pop looking for crackle
the entire film no sir I don't like it no no but they go back and forth like it's uh we're looking
for him but then he's dealing with something I'm trying to think it's like pure luck like and then
it cuts to him and it's just him like just uh just just ripping the crack pipe just kind of
really down and out yeah your guys is like a funny little like hey adventure like comedy
and then mine is just leaving Las Vegas yeah it's just the most depressing shit every time we get
into trouble like pop has to like sing a song to get out of it or then like snap will bust jokes and
have like the the the tough guys laugh and like you're okay when he talked about my mom she is kind
of fat and then we'll just cut to uh crackle just like uh blowing just sucking dick yeah blowing
like the tricks rabbit for for some money for some crack just shivering tricks are for kids
I'm a man yeah I'm feeling I'm feeling this idea and I am too it could be bigger than Troll's world
tour I feel it dude if we get all the general mills or whoever the fuck these ones are like
mascots in the mix that's the big get yeah you gotta get the whole post pop the two can the two
cans like we're looking for him he's like follow your nose and we're like for loops well admittedly
on some real talk because I don't it's all real it's all real I don't think that the crack storyline
will fly with with the general meals general meals uh generally we make food for me
their meals meals yeah right dude I'm not buying it it's general meals general meals hey
this movie's gonna make us some general meals motherfucker there we go stacking cash uh no I
think I think getting the rights to all of general mills uh Anders mill that is what it is
general quote unquote mills uh I feel like getting the rights to that that's that's a
cool movie that's a cool kids adult movie that that I feel like kids would watch maybe yeah if you
follow the trends it's definitely gonna happen like it'll get there yeah oh yeah it'll get there
oh yeah let's talk to general mills meals meals it's gonna be like Steph Curry when he went to
Nike and they were like hi Stefan and he was like I'm out if we go in there and we say we
want to make a movie for general meals we're fucked Adam and that's real no they'll be like
that's hilarious how you say that and that's the kind of comedy we hope you must be pop
miss mispronounced comedy you seem like a pop do a dance timmy the tiger they're good
they're good they're really good and I think it's Tommy I don't think it's timmy the tiger
we're it's tony tony it's tony man it's tony forget about it togi the tiger yo how about the
fruity pebbles rap from back in the day uh was there was there a more was there a more
influential rap song than the fucking my name is DJ Barney and I'm here to say or whatever the
fuck it was okay I do not know what you're talking about but yeah so I think there probably was a
more influential rap song no no this is it this is it okay we'll post it on the day well no don't
pretend like you don't remember it just hit us with it just just wrap wrap yeah he said my name is
DJ Barney and I'm here to say I love fruity pebbles in the major way and then it was like
and he was like Barney and Fred fucking caught him because the commercials were always oh it was
the first barney was always trying to steal Fred's fruity pebbles okay oh yeah the commercials
hey bud wait no that's Fred uh what did Barney sound like Barney the Fred uh Barney would be like
both kind of like that and then Fred was like hey boo boo hey friend you want to go bowling
Fred was like uh what's his name moon over the moon to the moon alice guy he probably did sound
just like yogi bear that was yogi bear but I bet you Barney did sound like yogi I don't know what
what did yogi bear sound like he was he was the hey boo boo pick a nick basket yeah that was probably
the same dude yeah for real that for sure that was Hannah for sure they were just uh hey can you
get in the booth and drop down this this other character yeah we're paying you 25 cents a week
get in the booth and do all these I actually uh you know like a lot of people during the
lockdown have been watching some pretty great movies on this I actually I turned on uh the
Flintstones live action movie of course love it well that shit is so sick that's great well dude uh
I was with because I shoot the righteous gemstones with John Goodman who obviously played Barney
Barney Rubble and uh Fred Flintstone oh Fred Flintstone that's right he played Fred and who
Rick Moranis was Rick Moranis yeah and he was like kind of because I think it was like critically
panned when it came out so he yes I don't know someone mentioned it and he kind of was rolling
his eyes being like oh yeah you know and I'm like hang on stop right there John Goodman do not shit
on John Goodman John Goodman shut up stop talking stop talking shut up John shut up John Goodman
I'm just like do not shit on my total childhood because then you say yeah dude you were fantastic
as Barney that movie rules it's it's funny how movies were like if you are of a certain age
they just hit you so right and then right even if the movie isn't that great you still look at it
so fondly and you're like I love that movie and I love it still to this day yep I'm gonna be honest
when it came out I didn't really give a fuck about it upon rewatching that movie is really cool
every almost every single thing is practical the sets costumes the I mean is Jim Henson involved
in this at all I or Brian Henson I looked it up I don't know I know it was like it might be the
reason puppets died because it costs so much money yeah I think that was it it was it just it just
costs too much money and so it didn't make its money back and then Hollywood is like and that's
done now it was a 45 million dollar film whoa whoa whoa whoa that's in like what 1992 or 93 yeah
and that's early 90s 45 million which if I do the math correctly 180 million dollar movie now
if I were to do math correctly Adam the thing you're talking about the movies that like
were like a moment in time that like held up and if you watch them again now you're like
fuck yes they're great but Goonies is one of those movies where if you didn't watch it growing up
people people fucking hate on it they're like that wasn't good I don't like it people who never saw
growing up watch it now and wait like Blake you don't watch that movie growing up and I have mad
respect for Goonies right don't like Goonies Blake what I don't like Goonies I thought it was cool
but other than that I took nothing away from it the truffle shuffle maybe what I mean the crazy
adventure that they went on when they were looking for treasure wait but what about all of his gadgets
and gizmos the fucking slick the Asian kid that had all the gadgets that that dude was dope I think
that's Indiana Jones it's the same kid same actor yeah yeah same act see I maybe I was half washing
it maybe I was playing with Legos maybe you're watching Temple of Doom which is not that great
no that movie's fire he pulls a heart out of a dude's chest I'm down for yeah Goonies I remember
watching it and then like isn't it like look old like the film is bad quality and shit like
no no the film is not bad quality it's the same old isn't it isn't it from like the 60s
Goonies yeah are you talking about like are you talking about it when did Goonies come out
85 yeah see I'm a 90s dude man what's going on what is happening are you cool bro like like
dude the Cindy Lopper the Josh Brolin Sean Aston did Goonies affect you guys this much I don't give
one fuck about Goonies you're so far off right now I'm like tripping you just said it's in the 60s
like yeah I was okay that I was being facetious and the film was bad and that's the reason you
didn't like it what is going on right now what's happening dude it was an epic adventure I mean it
like it had Sean Aston as when and when he was peak cute Sean Aston little kid Josh Brolin is like
that the the jock yeah I think I know what's up I think I know what's up I think I watched a copy
that someone recorded off a television onto a V8 okay right what was your childhood like that you
didn't watch it 12 times like I feel like it was always on I didn't watch it either as a kid I didn't
watch it I've watched it once but here's the trippy part have you guys what there's a there's a version
for television where when they get to the pirate ship in the water and they're kind of like waiting
over to it a sea serpent attacks them and that's not in the original movie but they added it when
it had to like stretch for two hours on TV which is fucking crazy sounds exciting too I remember
it being a real snooze like dude how can you think that that that going through those tunnels
like what was your imagination as a kid to me I had tons I like come on man I had a great imagination
the opening whole sequence is amazing there's bullet holes the size of matzavals yes you're
telling me that your favorite I mean your childhood just must have been do do it's not because your
favorite cereal is O's your favorite cereal is O's a cereal none of us have remember as even being
a thing O's is fire but you can't spell goonies without O's and then you don't like goonies you
don't goonies at all I you know what I'll maybe rewatch it I didn't like it and I liked a lot of
very imaginative shit I'm down with the Henson gang I'm down for labyrinth I'm down for dark crystal
I'm down for Star Wars I'm down for all these adventures it's just weird because I even think
like when we were making workaholics when Blake Henderson would come up with like all these
inventions and shit like I would be channeling goonies right mm-hmm is that what they did I would
channel home alone of course sure I'm not talking to talk Chris Columbus the architect of it all
it's the same guy it's the same guy he's the shit dude yeah you know that dude fucking during lunch
runs on a treadmill and watches dailies you want to know what my fucking movie was that one right
there rookie of the year baby well yeah dude great movie I was in it not a big deal that is true
and oh yes you were on durst let's pivot let's just say I was a background actor when I was 12
and I'm in the one true we got to get that footage do we have it that hot footy anywhere yeah I got
it because I remember we all watched it together and you're like right remind me back right there
right there there's a side of my head and then sure enough you like durst just you know he looked
like he looked like young young durst yeah I believe you had some kind of a duck tail
haircut going on a little little long in the back nope just a short hair maybe a turtleneck
maybe I'm having a stroke maybe I'm losing my mind yeah you are striking out today yeah you are
all over the place O's now goonies from the 60s Anders yes Kyle that movie is directed by Daniel
Stern we've had Daniel Stern on Markaholics and he was in Game Over man did you ever talk to him
about being in that movie great question because that's the only movie he's ever directed I think
so here's the deal rookie of the year is a movie that you should see about a kid baseball player
breaks his arm and then goes to play for the Cubs and I think they win the world series in the
ad it's better than goonies it's amazing it's the dream baseball movie if you have kids you got it
you got to let them watch that if they like baseball at all so they filmed it at my middle
school and then they basically like cast a bunch of kids to be in the background over the weekends
and shit or maybe it was the summer I can't remember so I did that they filmed at our school
did a couple scenes and then my drama teacher recommended me for this scene and I sat in the
fucking bathroom in the winter at Wrigley Field waiting to shoot this scene for like a week and
then they just cut it and like didn't didn't get in the movie so when Daniel Stern came to
Workaholics they were like hey he's here go say hi and I was like fuck you I got beef with this
dude and I go yo man I was in the fucking bathroom waiting for a week because that's the only place
the heat was on at Wrigley Field and uh I was like it was a scene it was this that and the other
and he goes yeah we had to fucking cut it what's up and I was like he just fucking checked me on
my own show what's cool is that it almost it could have almost been like you did everything in
your power in your career just to get to that very moment to have Daniel Stern in a room alone
yeah dude I mean but by the way it got paid out the ass when I was kid what that's still probably
super fun like as a kid like unreal yeah you're like hanging around there's cameras you know you
got paid I think that's awesome I was on set yeah yeah I got to do that at the Oakland Coliseum
when they were filming Angels in the Outfield also another maybe the second greatest baseball
movie when everyone starts flapping their their their wings I've never seen it good yeah it's cool
Danny Glover dog Danny Glover dog Danny Glover Christopher Lloyd that's when the Angels uniforms
were sick they were like the California Angels hello yeah it was dope I got my baseball glove
signed by Danny Glover you got a glove signed by Danny Glover yeah do you still have that glove
I'm pretty sure it's at my folks house yeah it's was really funny and I always love showing people
it yeah you have to get that same glove signed by like G love and special sauce or Donald Glover
yeah Crispin Glover all the Glovers you gotta get it that's unreal I wish that would have been so
sick to have that throughout the career I think you could pull that off just a weird glove that you
carry around with you in your trunk to to get signed by by famous people with the last name Glover
dude I should start yeah yeah it was awesome I was uh I was an extra in high school I worked at a
grocery store and Andrew Payne um or Alexander Payne was uh he goes by Andrew his close friends
call him Andrew yeah yeah his close friends call him by a totally different name uh Alexander Payne
was doing about Schmidt and they were shooting it uh at the grocery store that I worked at
at um Bakers and they wanted to use like real background people like people that actually
worked at the store as the background to make it feel authentic and people knew that I like you know
liked comedy and acting that kind of thing so they're like Adam do you want to be in the background
I'm like yeah and they're like this is Adam he dances at weddings so hoping to be discovered
he'll be perfect oh yeah what's gonna happen dude exactly and so I'm like 14 14 or 15 and
they're like here's your shot I'm like well the time is now the real scouts are right there
and they wanted me to be stocking like a shelf and then like 30 40 feet closer to the camera
Nicholson is going to come grab a gallon of milk and turn around and walk out of the shot
basically and I'm just sort of stacking yogurts in the background and uh I'm like angling my head
out to like to make sure it's on camera like I'm leaned way back oh my god is your back to camera
no I I'm it's a profile shot but I'm like leaning way back and extending my arms hella far to like
still stack but make sure that I'm in the shot because I just I knew as an actor you gotta find the
lens and so I'm like and I remember like Alexander Pan like the ad goes to talk to Alexander Pan
and now I know that that's like the assistant director that guy's butt's too big yeah they're
like his ass is too huge hey fat ass no they go hey guys by the way I'm like there's only a few
extras they're talking to me they're like hey so this isn't um uh Jack Nicholson
you know you're not in a movie you're just stacking shelves uh you know so let's uh
let's just stack shelves how you normally would stack shelves and talking to everyone as if I'm
not the only one stack right and so I'm like totally totally totally and so but then I like
try to like I do it so where like the rest of my body is angled out and I'm stacking
shelves with one arm a way that you would never stock shells really like you're fencing you put
a hand up under yeah and I'm like or kind of angle it myself out so I could get on on frame but
I'm not right back in the same way and I'm thinking like this is gonna and I'm like this is gonna make
it so I can stay in the movie and then they go great cut um hey we actually uh we got a new job
for you if you want to come over here and I'm like oh my god Nicholson probably saw me stacking
stocking the shelves I was like this guy's got something I got lines they're gonna give me some
lines Jack wants a scene with you I've been discovered I've been discovered he might have seen
me at my aunt Cindy's wedding dancing and and that was the first scouting of my talents and they're
like here you got to stack shelves over here and now I'm stacking shelves like and then I realize
I'm no longer on camera at all like they put me down in aisle just stocking like I'm actually just
working at this point you're holding the boom yeah craft services cut out make peanut butter and
jelly sandwiches so you were working I mean I'm not like saying this is a joke you were working
with Jack Nicholson like you saw Jack Nicholson when you were just a fucking teenager I was working
with Jack yes I was working with Jack Nicholson but you know I'm saying like that's fucking crazy
cool it was so cool it was like it was fucking yeah but you didn't end up on the film with them
no no no you need to make it your life's mission to go find those dailies yeah you need to get that
Alexander I you know he listens this is Andrew Pena yeah Andrew Andrew Pena Andrew Pena yeah
text Andy this is a if everyone can turn it down I'd like to speak just to Alexander uh
yeah okay everyone turn it down thank you uh Alexander hey uh Adam here from uh the the
Baker supermarket um location yes of course uh I would just like to say if we could get those
dailies I think it'd really help my career and probably I'd like to put it in my reel uh to show
that I've worked with greats such as Jack Jackie Nicholson okay everybody can turn it back up now
and I hope okay cool Ders you did you did Alexander Finn's voice for one part for I'm
saying yes of course what am I doing I'll let the bit ride I really that was my favorite part yes
of course what do you what do you remember from Jack Nicholson like in the grocery store did
he have any lines or was it part of a montage like what do you think no it was just to show
how like I think depressed he was and he it was just like a montage of him doing stuff alone
you're dancing in the back stocking show just being in the background doing
pock block and dropping hey that's not helping huh you got moves there's no denying it uh also
there's hot dogs outside go get one roll it hey uh can we get that kid out of there we just burned
four takes yeah totally totally let's get him out of here no we're not gonna burn any more film
can you get the special names kid out of here
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i was also a an extra in funny people the Judd Apatow movie um when i was working at the improv
i just quit working to do comedy full-time and i'd quit like maybe four months prior or something
like that and i got a call from Rita at the hallowed improv peeps we're shooting a movie down
here at the improv there's all the stars wait sorry what did she call you peeps and what does that
mean uh Rita is like a classic uh like comedy club manager where they are just like i feel like they
all are like pretty kooky fun women that are sort of the mother hens of the comics and she's kind of
the queen b great person great person she's the best and she calls it if you if she likes you
she calls you peeps and if she's upset with you she calls you poops everybody yeah for the most part
show like okay cool okay i thought that was your nickname sorry no she called everybody like peeps
got something for you and she was like get your butt down here i bet we can get you a line and i'm
like awesome so i rushed down i i put on like my old uniform as if i'm working at the improv
and then i'm just deep background so there's like you see me in one take you see like a profile
shot of me like carrying a tray she's having you do manual labor in the basement again you're like
i don't wait a second they're rolling no just bring up those bottles in the basement he did four
takes an appetite i was like can we just we were already burned enough film on this can we get him
out of here can we get the kid uh out of here he just keeps walking right in the lens and like
looking at the camera like uh i fucking the lens we got a kid you found the lens good job
mouthing i'm talented now go find the front door appetiles known to just let the camera
roll for 30 minutes 30 seconds later we we're done cut we're done we're good moving on i think we
got it we got it but that she was just so exciting like when you're younger to be around a proper
movie set you know just to like be around people actually making movies and tv shows especially
like before we were had really ever been on a true proper set when we were just kind of doing
our own things you know back in the day right i think my only experience with a movie set ever
was that when i was on the tram tour at universal studios they were filming jingle all the way and
i was hyped everyone be quiet they're filming an episode of magnum pr wait they were filming jingle
all the way like while you were on the tram yeah like everything was dressed like it was christmas i
saw what was his name like power man or whatever wow that like the whole thing about the movie is
they're trying to get this this toy like power man oh okay turbo man right right was there so i don't
know mo yeah i don't know if it was arnold because at the finish of the film at the finale he dresses
up as the character and he's in the parade and that's the shit i saw filming so maybe i saw
arnold i don't know well can i just say one thing you if it was arnold you'd know yeah you'd know
that's true okay because there'd be little ponies running around him oh arnold's ponies he'd be on
his bicycle like you were with me when arnold tortsonegar came to the orange county fairgrounds
i didn't go to that that's the gu that's governator years yes when he was running for the governor
he uh our teacher it was like i was in like improv class or drama class or something and uh our
teacher goes hey arnold tortsonegar is running for governor he's literally 200 yards away in the
fairgrounds parking lot if you want to go i'm willing to just cut you loose from class and you
guys can go over there and i'm like leitro adam pushes over an old lady on the ground
where's the camera where's the fucking camera but i'm not filming i swam through the entire crowd
i kept seeing uh i had a little notepad where i would like write uh you know like little bits
that i was working on because i was trying to do uh comedy at that point
and uh i went through the whole crowd going occ press coming through as if it was like a real
credential and i get him all the way to the very front and i reach out and i touch arnold
on the shoulder and he turns around gives me a double thumbs up and goes yeah and i'm like
my heart stopped i didn't know what to say i was like yeah and they were playing twisted sisters
we're not gonna take it like via that was like that was like his rallying cry yes like we're not
gonna take it that's tight i mean admittedly got my vote that's all it takes right i mean you left
to go see arnold i stayed in class i finished reading samuel becket and you know i'm a better
person for it and eating my bowl of o's yeah i like that story wait did did you guys all did you
do theater in high school oh yeah brother yeah yeah and what productions do you remember
being horrible or shining in or having a good time doing uh i i had to play uh the part of god
in a one act nice and it was the most lines i've ever had what is with the smile you have when
you say that i uh had to play god gives a fuck and now i'm a director and i play god no it was just
so happy it was the most lines just wants to be god that's why he became a director power
trip well dude you gotta understand oh that i was a tech guy i was fucking like running the spotlight
and then i'm like well let me get up in that shit who me you want me to be god you kind of did that
wasn't like you were stage crew i was stage crew for like the first like two years and then i did
let's talk to blake because he's gonna give us the real i think you're like you're spinning a fable
about yourself a little bit yeah like you it was the most lines i've ever had that's all i wanted to
say and it was hard but like stage crew let's be honest stage crew cats in high school where there's
a weird little bunch man they were already like being like i run the lights this is what i do you
were not that guy it wasn't like we were dusting you off you wasn't like we were dusting you off and
like throwing you on stage like this is your first time speaking in public you were a popular kid
no no i had done damn yankees i had done like i just remember stage crew had hella keys
yeah they loved their keys that was power to them like every key is another level oh do you need
to get in here well it is a weird thing in high school to be like to there's one thing if you like
are into drama because you're like yeah you're like performing but the kids that are like
i just like setting stuff up yeah and you're like okay that's it no i always was interested in both
i mean i was but i you're you are you have charisma you aren't a fucking you weren't like a
backstage dweller like a golem my favorite actor no no i know it was just a lot of lines and it was
i was hella nervous playing that part and i don't think i was good because i remember i had to say
the word like arab and i said arab as god still can't say it but guess what you probably got
some chucks out of it so adam no no no because where we grew up they didn't know that's how it
was pronounced so nobody fucking told me diablo that's true diablo so i did like six nights
whereas god i had this i said arab like a fucking idiot still haunts you when no one corrected you
no nobody nobody did nobody we carried up there yeah it was weird but you know what i'll let i'll
give let me give a little credit to the stage crew um it was just something to do which is all you
need in high school that's true that's they did hella fucking drugs you know what i mean yeah
everybody's just smoking weed for sure and singing and also yeah i will say they were probably getting
blowjobs like backpack stage that's like a very forbidden place where shit goes down dude the
dankest skunk weed blowjobs i will say that like as much as people shit on uh the drama
departments in high school like for my drama department in high school like they won state
they were like cool but still like uh that's not cool it doesn't matter exactly but still
like everyone all of my other friends that were athletes would like shit on it so for sure i would
like make up lies i'd be because i was like ashamed of like that i actually enjoy doing drama in this
and a more artistic stuff and be like oh so you see press yeah for sure i would know i'd be like uh
i have to go because they're like hey come over to ryan's garage after school we're gonna smoke
weed and i'd be like i wish i could but i actually have to help my dad build a deck and so and then
oh you would lie about yeah and then it's me going to rehearsals and then suddenly like i'm in the
play i'm one of the leads of the play come you know a few weeks later and they're like wait a second
uh i've already told this i'm in told that i've already told the story yeah yeah you're gonna
build a deck and then like you know and then i you know i'm lying to people but i will say that uh
more than any other group in high school i feel here we go drama people are the horniest
bucks and bro yeah let's talk about this they're all given hand jobs and blow jobs and finger in
backstage it's honestly it's a real uh massages weirdo orgy back there it's co-ed right tons of
awkward massages all the weird stuff it's co-ed that's the whole thing is that it's co-ed you're
around girls like basketball football you're separated thank god because they'd be fucking all day well
and you know you know that sometimes you're in a scene where it's a love scene were you ever in a
love scene in high school absolutely not so what are you talking about wait so what is a play that
you did blake there's plays a play i did yeah i mean kyle talked about it but like but everyone
wants to hear about you doing hamlet i never i didn't i didn't love i love performing i love
getting laughs i loved all that the one outlet for that is the drama department thank god we had
an improv team that's where i really liked to be okay well you were legendary blake was legendary
on the improv team i have to give i have to pump him up here because he was like one of the first
freshmen to be on the improv team with seniors with seniors it was a four-year thing and most
of the time you didn't get on the team until you were a junior or a senior but blake and our buddy
teddy came in and fucking stomped the door down and got in as freshmen yeah kicked the door in and
we won the diablo valley improv league championship that year and to be honest i think that's what
because i was interested in performing before that but then i'm like god i'm never gonna be as good
as these guys i'm gonna go to crew right right right i thought you were gonna be like yeah there
was theater but i don't like doing that like house i'm good at skateboarding but i do freestyle
walking instead i did slam poetry at the talent show and i caught the bug yeah you were great we
had a super cool theater teacher drama teacher mr wil's r.i.p he's very influential in my life like
i think i met him right yes yes yeah yeah you guys did and you know he would make me come out of
my shell so i did musicals and i always told him like i don't want to do musicals i fucking think
they're i love to watch a great musical i don't want to ever be in a musical like i told him that
he's like you got to dude use this in your bones kid let it just like fucking shut up and do it that
is what's cool about just being in high school you just do things that are a little bit that you're
just trying stuff out because you don't really know what you like and what you don't like up to
that point you're like wow maybe i maybe i'll like this maybe i won't but it's it's kind of giving it
go in the moment it is terrifying like you think like that is like your whole brand or i don't know
whatever it's like what you are but like yeah i'm really glad i did it because now i know i fucking
don't like doing it right right yeah it's like i i look back at like you're because you're just so
self-conscious in high school of thinking like people are judging you or you got to be cool
for this reason or that reason and i remember like because i could always just sing and so the
like show choir teacher or coach or whatever was like adam we want you in show choir like
view audition you you will get in and i remember how did he know you could sing because uh we had
like choir in school so you had oh you just had to sing in like music class in music class okay and
so uh so they're like oh you are a good singer you would be in show choir if you auditioned and i
kind of was like because i like singing but i didn't i already was doing drama so i'm like i can't
do both things like i do my friends will kill me i do yeah i do want to get a blowjob once in
high school so right if i do both i don't know if that's gonna happen little did i know that uh
the these creative types they they were the ones doling out the but those early blowjobs real
friendly around here yeah that was the thing you go you go get in the wings like right before you
have to get on stage and there was a stage was horny as fuck there was a certain point where it was
like i'm gonna give you a boner before you go on stage like what the fuck why tensions were high
like what the fuck i love this so much but like what the fuck you'd be on stage you'd look
in the wings and some chick would be showing you her titties to throw you off so you forget your
line yes like it was crazy so that happened exactly to me when i was a uh it's real i was a
freshman and she was a senior and it was right before we were about to go out she just like
whipped her titties out for me and when you're a freshman a senior's titties i mean it might as
well be woman's breasts she's a she's a woman any form and and you're just like oh my god and she
was like oh my god i wish you weren't a freshman uh we'd have so much fun and then she walked on
stage and i'm like wings mom i know what i want to do for the rest of my life i'm an actor yeah i'm
gonna be lady mcbeth real quick but hold that thought hook line and sinker i'm an artist she
caught me wow i'm an artist i'm an artist now i like he lives dude god damn i think you guys were
there when i found this out but you were talking about the like cool theater teacher and all that
we had a fucking dope theater guy too who got like busted for some shit oh really oh allegedly
allegedly allegedly i think actually allegedly he was arrested i think he got busted on some
shit and like that sucks for those people but i do remember him just being like like busted on
like some like abuse of power like touching some like young kids or like what he never left the
department he always stayed young like they just you know touching and grabbing and going to doing
the stuff okay why are you turning into bill cosby that's the worst thing to do that's the code who
he was i think is i think you get it it's horrible okay okay i think he did see he did some freaky
shit with some boys okay okay okay but what's crazy is i just remember him being like oh this dude
tells like dirty jokes and stuff and like this is mad cool this guy's cool i was like he treats us
like a grown-up it's a disgusting habit yeah my uh my high school principal growing up uh under it
was a closeted gay man he got caught like okay allegedly no he was arrested uh was arrested
okay cool and uh he got uh he got arrested for like trying to blow an undercover cop in a bush
at our local park uh wait that's like since when is that against the law uh i think it's
not a public public public yeah you're not allowed to do that maybe he made him pay for it or something
you're not allowed to do that but you are allowed to blow whoever you want in the wings right before
going on stage public school disgusting doesn't that suck though isn't that set up to fucking catch
these dudes it's for sure set up well i guess it's set up but like isn't it bullshit because it's
like all right these guys who want to get their fucking rocks off where are they gonna go they're
gonna fucking go pay for a hotel that gets expensive they gotta go outside oh brother i'm with you
they gotta go outside apparently Griffith's part hey don't you want to get a nice cool breeze
blowing on you when you're you got stuck when you're and and also like it wasn't even he wasn't
even getting his ds right he was gonna blow another yeah he was sucking dd he was he just
wanted to to give back to the local community the undercover cop was getting asked yeah it was it was
he like was like you want it and he like got on his name isn't about to pull it out and then they
arrested him so apparently allegedly i pulled out his badge can you imagine being that cop and be like
all right uh sanderson tonight you're on duty okay what are we doing we bust this up you're
gonna be trying to get a guy to suck your dick tonight and here's the catch it's in the park
that you won't have to be doing too much acting okay nobody heard that i'm not getting fire what's
so uh just kind of go on the swing just kind of be swinging around looking cute as fuck or whatever
you gotta do try to try to look cute and uh sanderson where uh those uh tight khaki pants that
you wore two weeks ago uh that you wore to our barbecue uh uh okay you gotta like bait people
like like some dude you're like hey uh do you want to know something they're like not with you
you're like what yeah you know i sure have to send your like cutest uh officer yeah you know that's
a bizarre sting operation you know what that's the movie hot cops that's our follow-up to snap
crackle that's just no that's just about become police officers and crackles the one who comes
we all know what the pop is pop and snap our cops pop is a cop you gotta snap the button off
and then crackling is the blow job and then the pop is the the shot is it how you think crackles
the blow job you look very quickly you know it'd be crackling hey bro i'm gonna tell you right now
if you don't crackle the cock bro you ain't doing it she had them pop rocks in the mouth
it'd be crackling all right guys any takebacks apologies or epic slams most of it most of it
yeah i got epic slam adam stop telling the same damn story epic slam kyle epic slam bro wow what
no see the oh we it's called an epic slam and that was just a regular slam right i don't know
how epic that slam was you lose that's the first time we've tried an epic slam i just busted the
seal on the epic slam okay yeah all right now it's that's why you're not snap we've never done it before
that is true that is hey just do the do the spotlight dog do the spotlight okay yeah just
worry about uh setting up a c stand or something homie burning others feels good i guess i do want
to say uh i want to compliment everyone except for adam for not telling the same damn stories all the
time that's an epic slam there we go that's a one two it's a compliment and an es yeah that was great
what a solid es that was good um i would love to apologize to uh the movie goonies you know
evidently i have a weird memory of it maybe i saw it on a dirty ass vhs re-recording but uh i
will revisit it and sorry for all the the shots fired you proved my point which i appreciate
thank you for that because i said people who didn't really watch it growing up watch it now
and they're just like this movie fucking sucks so it does suck no people who didn't watch it growing
up are obviously like brain damage or something like something's wrong uh and they think it sucks
so if i go back and watch it now not even liking it as a kid i'm gonna say it sucks ass guys guys
guys guys all movies from the 80s and also a lot from the 90s are just it it's so much slower like
now movies have to hit you over the head right away and it's gotta be a 90 minute shotgun blast
when movies back in the day used to take some time to ease you into the world and now they just
hit you over the head with it so it's just a different type of movie making what do you prefer
because sometimes i find it's so like it i just find it nice to let it unfurl in the beginning
as opposed to like boom this is the thing and you gotta get the thing by this time we're talking pace
well it's i feel like i i'm so used to that now that watching an an older movie does i am like
well fucking get to it yeah like i rewatched uh was it alien alien what's the first one alien
super super slow so good so slow in the beginning and i remember i'm like almost turned it off i'm
like god damn are they gonna fucking get to it but then by the end of the movie i'm like
incredible movie absolutely love that movie right worth and like building tension like yes also
smoke weed during the first part be smoking weed during the first part hey black you know i'll be
dog that's my boy smoke weed every day that's why you crackle boy
i'm crackle you know i'd be uh drinking a delicious can beverage that can and can beverage
or ashlyn or ashlyn hey is that all there is to drink on this space vacation or what damn right
sponsored by ashlyn this is important all right guys hey that's another episode in the bag baby
hell yeah all right let's go hey see you guys next week on this is important
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