This Is Important - Ep 25: The Guys Star in Snap Crackle and Pop The Movie

Episode Date: February 9, 2021

Today, this is what's important:Space, cereal, The Goonies, films the guys have worked on as extras before they were famous, high school theater and improv, and more. Learn more about your ad-choices... at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered
Starting point is 00:00:47 a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about
Starting point is 00:01:39 what's obviously the most important shit in the whole freaking universe. Today, we talk about the dankest skunk we had blowjobs. Mama got me what I wanted. When you put in your belly button and just eat it out, you're fucking tight. You are allowed to blow whoever you want in the wings right before going on stage. Here we go. Start your engines. Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming. Hell yeah, baby. We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back. We finally did it. Call me Lance Bass because that clap was in sync. Okay. Okay. Lance Bass? Yeah, Lance Bass. Thank you. Please call me Lance Bass. Yeah, where's he at? Do you remember when me and you
Starting point is 00:02:26 went to a party at Lance Bass's house, Dersy? With my brother? Yeah, he wasn't there. like I remember him not being there and being like this is Lance Bass's house and people being like yeah dude this is Lance Bass's house and I'm like where the fuck is Lance Bass and I don't remember seeing Lance Bass there but he was there I caught his eyes I was like damn that looks like a bass and he turned around and it was a lance top of the hill like sick crib like I remember somebody having like a golf cart to like get up the hill to it I'm thinking of a totally different place cuz I'm thinking of a place in the Valley on the flat
Starting point is 00:03:07 lands worth a nice pool and and being like this house and then people being like yeah it's one of these like five houses the guy's Lance Bass that was a different party that was Joey Fatone's house yeah that might have been the fat one for tone that's heist pellet car right yeah it's phonetic I get it or the dude with the the dreads AJ no Lance was up in the hills you know cuz he's trying to get close to space remember he was trying to go be the first dude in space to just travel absolutely I think that dream still lives with him is that real bad yeah he like booked it let it ride hit that yeah he paid like a gang
Starting point is 00:03:48 of money to go into outer space as like a traveler that's so sick and he went to space he's the first one I think he just booked the ticket I don't know if he went or what but he's when can we start to go to space when are you guys at what price point are you guys willing to go to space like cuz you know how right now it's like hey you can go to space but it's gonna be a quarter million dollars or some shit and I'm like that's a little that's I think that's what he paid that's a little out of pocket for me yeah to go to space for just a few minuties I mean what do you get to do is that what it is when you go to space
Starting point is 00:04:21 you're just going out and then you're coming back I think you go and then you come back cuz what are you gonna do there's no there's not like a B&B there's not an Airbnb up there where you're like oh this is pretty sick as far as we know yeah there's a little little space station maybe that you can go like walk around get a burger if we could go up and there's like someone grilling space burgers yeah and like they also like we could get pretty like lit up there like they're serving up some Ashland some cans some space cans some other beverages that I've invested in shameless some exclusive space weed
Starting point is 00:04:54 space cake same less season 11 yeah a barbecue in space what would I pay yeah what would you pay like if you could go up there and actually do a thing like spend some time like all of us are gonna go together yes of course hello the dude crew I don't know 10 grand I guess I'd pay whoa really 10 grand grand that's not that much at all for space yeah I know cuz I don't really cuz I don't care I don't care you don't care about space yeah we haven't even been to the bottom of the ocean hello thank you I was gonna say it next yeah let's get to the bottom of Mary on his trench like you're saying I don't give a
Starting point is 00:05:36 fuck about space man that's some whitey on the moon shit I don't need it no joke I was gonna say $1,000 you would $1,000 $1,000 but dude if we were like we're gonna go dude you can't even go to Disneyland with yeah that won't even get you to space mountain oh I won't even get you to space mountain get them I'm just saying if we're just going up there having a burger chillin out and come back down thousand bucks right now that is a quarter million dollars so so you're saying you absolutely don't want to go because in your lifetime space travel will never be $1,000 yeah I don't know that's just the number that came to mind
Starting point is 00:06:12 was like a thousand bucks seems reasonable to me now so you choose to never go is that's what that's what you're saying so you get to go to space a thousand dollars that will never happen in your lifetime right it might come down to like like a hundred thousand like would you go for a hundred thousand no I bet it comes it comes down below a hundred thousand in our lifetime well now that I think about a $10,000 is probably a reasonable price in our lifetime one thousand is not I agree I agree with you we're getting old so I'm saying in our lifetime we only have five to six I feel the icy grip of death
Starting point is 00:06:50 around my throat oh man yeah for sure dude how's that feel it's kind of good yeah chilly willy did I get your pecker hard yeah it's kind of my kink take it to the edge oh my god I'm not gonna King shame your your death spiral never king shame your pecker yeah I don't know I don't like what do you so you get up there you have your space burger by the way the space burger alone is a thousand bucks Kyle yeah that's cool is it good as hell I get it I understand it takes a lot to get the space burger up there get the bro working spice right because you don't want that that oil is just gonna be spraying everywhere right we don't want
Starting point is 00:07:22 it to burn through your suit so there's a lot of science and math floating burger juices I love it gobble gobble yeah I don't know so I'm definitely not talking to the three dudes who would be on the mission to Mars where you you never do come back to earth because it takes you X amount of years and by the time you come back I for sure want to do that but I definitely want like go to the first ever music festival on the moon right just to say you fucking did it like there's like the guys that did Coachella they're like we're throwing the first ever music festival on the moon the only band that we can get up there is muse
Starting point is 00:08:00 and you stuck there yeah I'm fucking there dude name me a muse song what is the music I don't know they were on guitar here hey how about we ask any girl between the ages of 24 and 38 they know every muse song really because it was in twilight women women love it's in the baseball scene from twilight so like that was fucking that was a hit that's true that is a hit twilight was a banger yeah but if the if the space station has a killer burger that's getting five star reviews hey I've already said the burgers phenomenal okay and Kyle they've got a really really nice salad like a really yummy I'll take a I mean we're going to
Starting point is 00:08:46 space they're gonna have a vegetarian option yeah okay what if well what if they don't what if it's only a burger are you gonna break your vegetarian on the space station bro he might I mean this is an entrepreneur Adam divine space station I'm spinning a lot of plates in the air dude I might end up running this space station we might only serve a burger would you break your vegetarianism okay would I break my vegetarianism on a trip to space because you're out of this world how much did the trip already cost me how much how much are you charging me to go well I I think it's your fucking station how much are you charging me to
Starting point is 00:09:23 go well that was the original question I think it's gonna be a hundred G's oh my okay so a hundred cheese and how much for the burger the burgers a thousand dollars no the burgers included in the 100 grand you get a burger oh all inclusive it's all inclusive all the leaves you need here's the deal breaker for me okay is there a foam party on the station you can start I need to know that there's some cool ass space station foam party going down foam parties there's definitely like the dance floor room where like people just end up weirdly getting super sexual at the end of the night well what's cool is like
Starting point is 00:10:04 there will be like a cool it's like a dance floor cube so you can dance on every you can look up and people are dancing above you yeah we're floating now the foam party's getting hot yeah hot hot hot hot how do they stick to the ceiling I'm saying you're floating completely I don't know Anders I've got scientists involved I'll tell you how right now you have these gravity boots you put on you flip this switch and it goes and magnets you to the ceiling yes magnets how do they work well scientists will know how that is the deepest solid cut magnets how do they work I'm in bro if there's a foam party if I get a live
Starting point is 00:10:47 news show a killer burger all inclusive a hundred thousand dollars on your grand your boy is there as long as I'm with a couple of my homies I'm not going solo do you get like a sick photo with like earth in the background you gotta get a photo you gotta get a photo like I'm saying we're coming what do you mean you're not going solo I'm saying we're also going yeah I'm only going two of my boys are on the fence over here I'm not paying their way I'm not on the fence about going to space I'm on the fence about the price which I'm hoping Adam can hook it up but like I'm also on the fence about the burger it costs a lot that you know how much fuel that we
Starting point is 00:11:22 have to use in order to get to the moon right and safe and safely land yeah and I would love to pivot to fuel prices gas prices can we talk about them they're outrageous you want the floor before no no the minute is yours hey and you get in one minute like to talk about fuel prices and starting now talk starting now my fucker spell fuel go ahead I don't really have much to say except for jeez they are bad they're it's really expensive hey we still got 50 seconds yeah you got 50 seconds left buddy um you know I'm kind of I pride myself as kind of a chevron man I don't know if that alignment is good I haven't looked into the politics of it but okay okay alignment okay car reference hey hopefully this rocket ship runs off of electricity or solar power and we don't even
Starting point is 00:12:13 have to thank you it's a tesla this is a tesla rocket that's my world baby Kyle this is Blake's time sorry dude Blake you still have time Kyle's mr tesla I love them so much and I what did they say at all those things where I give up my time I yield my time Blake you only have 10 seconds left buddy I give up my time give up yielding I would love to hear the last 10 seconds of this fuel run it's a pivot yo yo yo hey and time's up time's up no no I was actually just about to get to my point but okay yeah sorry time is up Blake and I touched on something right before we got on the pod here oh body shots okay when was the first time you remember seeing or hearing about body shots in body shots for the kids that's one you're really sweaty it's disgusting and then some girl
Starting point is 00:13:07 with for sure uh infected piercing um yeah it's like take it off my belly and you are just a horny child so you're like yeah oh my god I get a lick this sweaty disgusting girl with this for infected piercing and then as soon as you are over like maybe I mean I don't even know if it lasted till I was like 21 I think like peak body shots like oh dang I want to take a body shot that might have been like 19 or 20 and then by the time I was 20 so you've done it uh yeah yeah I yeah I say I have uh huh yeah I don't think I ever I've done it off men and women it's not just uh it's not you know when you're a wild party man okay no one has said it's for just women yeah well I would say but you would if you're thinking like oh if a guy's gonna take a body shot he wants to
Starting point is 00:13:59 take it off a hot chick I've also done it off of fat sweaty men oh you've done it off of one of your buds or just as strangers yeah it's like a it's like a bit at a bar and sure a bit and the memories are hazy because it's it's been a while now but use your hand as a cup does that count as a body shot like no you have to suckle out of a out of a belly button that's an extremity it's only a belly button no no no you could do it you could do it right out of a man's like right above the collarbone that kind of clavicle yeah the clavicle oh shit you've never done that to a fellow you've never uh just sucked it out of a man's asshole no no I don't know that booty milk uh me me no I have not you never slurped uh booty milk weird sorry I do think that the first time I ever thought
Starting point is 00:14:42 about drinking something out of a body was when I had a cereal out of my belly button when I was a kid oh damn the original body shot what kind of cereal was it probably some bottom shelf tricks or something like that you know what I mean oh the no name yeah the bag no name brand the bag what would it be it was just like fucking fruity o's or something like that you know it was like the rabbit treat yeah yeah and it had like a badly drawn tricks rabbit but yeah when you put in your belly button and just eat it out like it was fucking tight dude you're just like let's try it my mom also would just buy us a lot of uh bunk ass cereal and bunk ass uh stuff and as much as she was like it tastes the same uh it it doesn't it's it still doesn't right no it absolutely doesn't
Starting point is 00:15:27 I was always very jealous of people who had the top shelf cereal yeah because it it did taste better it didn't have like the film that was the rich homies where you're like whoa did their parents own a heating and air conditioning company like are they wealthy that was the bad parents kids not we didn't have that shit at all we had just right and basic four and crackling opram period what the fuck you're well you you're in a that's like old people shit that's not even you're not even attempting that's all we had yo when just right came from in the oh my god the just right would go fast yeah that's that's not rich poor person thing that's uh fiber intake like fiber intake that's old people cereal it's no sugar like which is it's no sugar right
Starting point is 00:16:12 there's fruit in there no it tastes it's legit but yeah we didn't really get like sweet cereals man didn't happen no me neither oh I did if sugar was within like the top eight of the ingredients we weren't allowed to have it that was like the rule at my crib oh my god Becky top eight that's impossible that was like how I learned to read was ingredients like if there was sugar in there that's how I learned to read too real my family did not give a fuck other than being poor and not buying the good shit we would still have like um the marshmallows cereals and and that hell yeah brother bro I would beg yeah durs me too me too durs I feel like health was not a thing in Blake's favorite decade the 90s uh when I was coming up in the 90s dude uh huh so tight like favorite
Starting point is 00:17:00 yeah I feel like we they cared a lot less until my mom like started a diet and then she would get like the uh the stuff with a lestra in it and we then we would all eat it and just shit our brains out yeah but like durs you didn't have it either right you weren't allowed a lot of sugar at your crib we just didn't have it I it wasn't we weren't allowed but like you guys missed out I feel sorry for you yeah me too like we're on the road we would hit mcdonald's and shit but like we just didn't have it are you making up for lost time oh do you know yeah I do know yeah see that's it you went the other way yeah I'm making up for it like we weren't allowed to have squeezes unless it was like our oh dude yes squeezes one time a year we got squeeze it squeeze it squeeze it's for like
Starting point is 00:17:44 a flexible like sugar water filled uh plastic tube our bottle that you would twist the top off of and then basically just drink sugar it was like a juice box oh sure yeah no I know what those are worst way we switch gears here um but yeah we had like frosted shredded mini wheat sometimes that was it yeah we could have that too I kind of fucked with those but you have to let them sit in the milk for a while yeah it's a delicate dance for sure they need to soak yeah they need to soak and but you can't have them soak too much to where the frosty melts off because then you're just eating whatever the fuck wheat is all right so then since you guys have a very brand heavy palette what is your favorite cereal I'll go first cinnamon toast crunch for me hey thanks for
Starting point is 00:18:33 us oh go ahead so classic for me cinnamon toast crunch was my and still is my favorite like if I'm gonna have some cereal because really you're not just like cereal it's not good for you it doesn't really get you off on the right foot in the day and as an adult who like worries about my jawline drooping too much I've I've kind of just uh gotten away from eating cereal in general and uh but now if I'm gonna treat myself if I'm being a naughty naughty boy I will I will uh have a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch he's the best and that's and that's that yeah where you guys I I do feel like cinnamon toast crunch is such a titan of the game it's delicious in milk it's equally delicious out of milk you could just creams fist it right you could put yeah
Starting point is 00:19:26 you could put it on ice cream it's it's it's delicious but I kind of have a little sleeper oh shoot captain crotch dude if you even say captain crotch dude no no no no no no no no no when it cuts the roof of your mouth you are talking to a kid who grew up on the sugar rush bro you are talking to the breakfast cereal poster child no rules mama got me what I wanted okay okay can we make that a sound bite the number one cereal in my cupboard okay was O's O's do you know about O's it's a yellow box it was these all right Kyle no no Kyle go ahead oh fuck you you don't know about O's you're right I don't no one does O's that's like a basic that's like no what was it like apple jacks like oodles and oodles of O's what was the flavor Blake
Starting point is 00:20:17 it's a one-of-a-kind flavor it's almost kind of like a captain crunch like honey vibe but it had like granola in the middle it was so fucking good oh dude hey Blake and I've had this garbage cereal no no no no no no for sure not that good you're out of your mind well I thought you were gonna go with a classic like a cinnamon life or a captain crunch oh life was fucking good life is underrated cinnamon life is delicious yes apple cinnamon Cheerios are delicious yeah apple jacks are delicious max are delicious yeah lucky charms are delicious O's is a sleeper sure it is okay well yeah it yeah it fell asleep through our entire childhood yes it was like Blake as like the the one who's got the ear to the street was just gonna blow everyone away and you're on O's you guys will
Starting point is 00:21:02 see you guys will see like the streets will acknowledge that I am correct all right I can't wait for the streets the streets this is gonna be like Adam's butt thing all right what do you mean the pinnacle of our podcast um Kyle do you want to go do you have one I'm still kind of pondering yeah I have I have one for sure I have one I mean some of the best mornings of my life were spent with a box of team Cheerios of what Cheerios team Cheerios you lose I fucking love team Cheerios team Cheerios that's not what they're called that's it's called multi Cheerios no no no no bitch I know what I'm talking about team Cheerios was when they combined honey nut Cheerios regular Cheerios and frosted Cheerios all into one box he is correct and it was fucking bomb okay well
Starting point is 00:21:46 I'm seeing this I think they just call them like multi Cheerios now that was later that was a pivot it was team Cheerios I think it came out during the Olympics possibly and it was a code that seems yeah it was when we were doing a big olympics push and I and Kyle it was fire it was good I don't think it's as good as apple cinnamon Cheerios though to be honest I never liked that because I didn't really like apple I didn't like the taste of apple which was very strange it's probably why I'm a vegetarian now because I had no fruits when I was growing up but like like I I didn't like it daddy yeah what is this thing growing from the ground no I really liked it not like any fruit eat this fish dick bananas I still don't dig bananas but like yeah well that's a that's a weird
Starting point is 00:22:30 thing where you think it tastes and smell like a corpse but right yeah yeah you you do where I remember when we lived together that it would be like almost a bit that you would have it would be like I can't even smell a banana I had puke dude and but then I love bananas so I eat a banana literally I eat a banana every day and have forever for as long as I can remember and then I would have a banana I'd lay a peel around because you know you're 19 years old and you're not picking up immediately after yourself and you'd come into the the TV area and sit down and be like oh is that a is that a peel oh my god I'm gonna puke clean up on my old vomit and you're like are you gonna puke and then it was and then it was watching you try to make
Starting point is 00:23:20 yourself vomit for like a solid 15 minutes after smelling the banana peel and I'm like is this real bam is that real I mean I think you nailed it I still don't eat bananas fully but like I think it was a bit I love that that was him nailing it fully did you just say you don't eat bananas fully no I just chew them up I don't have them in their natural form it's the one thing I won't eat in their natural form I'll have like banana chips I'll have bananas in the smoothies I'll do that but I don't fucking peel a banana and eat a banana I don't do that yeah banana chips are fucking whack what the fuck okay anyways Duris what's your favorite circle yeah uh probably smart start no uh hi I'm David Eagleman I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart I'm a
Starting point is 00:24:16 neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University and I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads on my new podcast I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities like does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident or can we create new senses for humans or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet so join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior your perception and your reality listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts last season millions tuned into the betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story
Starting point is 00:25:13 of deception I'm Andrea Gunning and now we're sharing an all new story of betrayal Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret I scrolled down and that's when I saw a hidden folder and I opened it what the hell did I just see I was scared that he was coming home what Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life she was like oh my god I gotta get out of the house he's gonna find out that I've seen this he's gonna come kill me listen to season two of betrayal on the iHeart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts
Starting point is 00:26:11 if you're looking for someone to help you unpack Queen Charlotte at Bridgerton's story you're in the right place it's me Gabby Collins come with me because on Queen Charlotte the official podcast we're stepping behind the scenes and the drawing boards of this team to experience the life breathed into the Bridgerton prequel listen to the leaps executive producer and series director Tom Verica took to capture the feeling that's put that lump in your throat and you've got to catch creator Shonda Rhimes she's dropping gems diamonds and mics on this podcast we're going beyond the basic line of questioning and getting to the heart of the show all while appreciating the contributions of the show's creative teams and remarkable cast
Starting point is 00:26:50 go inside each episode of Queen Charlotte of Bridgerton's story with the creatives the cast and creator Shonda Rhimes leading the way listen to Queen Charlotte the official podcast Thursdays on the iHeart radio app apple podcasts or anywhere you get your podcasts I think like when it comes down to it the most satisfying cereal eating experience for me is Cocoa Krispies Cocoa Krispies like the the munching like it it doesn't it just I like it and then the chocolate milk afterwards gimme gimme okay yeah it's a it's a champ it's better than Cocoa Puffs okay I fuck a puffs but the Reese's puffs okay those are kind of good go anything Reese's you're gonna find me a line for that let me let me let me give you the real competitor
Starting point is 00:27:45 do you go Cocoa Krispies or do you go Cocoa Pebbles my dude I can't do Cocoa Pebbles like the fruity pebbles is that we're talking about no the chocolate oh Cocoa Pebbles right yeah I fuck with the little uh snap crackling pop those are my dogs wow you guys didn't know I know those dudes those are my guys uh you know how like our agents are always yelling at us about like you guys got to find an IP that you love and then developing a movie or project around that IP that's what's working right now like after Lego came out uh in kfc it and in kfc uh I feel like we should do snap crackle and pop the three of us are the the characters snap crackle and pop that's tight is that rice krispies that's rice krispies that's so tight who are who do you think you are
Starting point is 00:28:34 out of the just based on the name because I don't know what they look like I feel like I I would be pop and maybe I'm like the pop the little pop star of the group I'm always singing and dancing and I wear like very bedazzled outfits pop lockin you're definitely pop walking and dropping um and and maybe I feel like uh Derz is snap he's always has just like slams he's always just like shitting on us snaps just snapping on us I love these literal names and I'm crackle and I just smoke crack yeah and you're just you're just hit the pipe that's the base head we have to find crackle it's one of those movies where like somebody goes missing I like that we got to find it it's the hangover yeah Blake you're no you're not in the movie uh it's it's it's a snap yeah pop looking for crackle
Starting point is 00:29:19 the entire film no sir I don't like it no no but they go back and forth like it's uh we're looking for him but then he's dealing with something I'm trying to think it's like pure luck like and then it cuts to him and it's just him like just uh just just ripping the crack pipe just kind of really down and out yeah your guys is like a funny little like hey adventure like comedy and then mine is just leaving Las Vegas yeah it's just the most depressing shit every time we get into trouble like pop has to like sing a song to get out of it or then like snap will bust jokes and have like the the the tough guys laugh and like you're okay when he talked about my mom she is kind of fat and then we'll just cut to uh crackle just like uh blowing just sucking dick yeah blowing
Starting point is 00:30:10 like the tricks rabbit for for some money for some crack just shivering tricks are for kids I'm a man yeah I'm feeling I'm feeling this idea and I am too it could be bigger than Troll's world tour I feel it dude if we get all the general mills or whoever the fuck these ones are like mascots in the mix that's the big get yeah you gotta get the whole post pop the two can the two cans like we're looking for him he's like follow your nose and we're like for loops well admittedly on some real talk because I don't it's all real it's all real I don't think that the crack storyline will fly with with the general meals general meals uh generally we make food for me their meals meals yeah right dude I'm not buying it it's general meals general meals hey
Starting point is 00:31:06 this movie's gonna make us some general meals motherfucker there we go stacking cash uh no I think I think getting the rights to all of general mills uh Anders mill that is what it is general quote unquote mills uh I feel like getting the rights to that that's that's a cool movie that's a cool kids adult movie that that I feel like kids would watch maybe yeah if you follow the trends it's definitely gonna happen like it'll get there yeah oh yeah it'll get there oh yeah let's talk to general mills meals meals it's gonna be like Steph Curry when he went to Nike and they were like hi Stefan and he was like I'm out if we go in there and we say we want to make a movie for general meals we're fucked Adam and that's real no they'll be like
Starting point is 00:31:52 that's hilarious how you say that and that's the kind of comedy we hope you must be pop miss mispronounced comedy you seem like a pop do a dance timmy the tiger they're good they're good they're really good and I think it's Tommy I don't think it's timmy the tiger we're it's tony tony it's tony man it's tony forget about it togi the tiger yo how about the fruity pebbles rap from back in the day uh was there was there a more was there a more influential rap song than the fucking my name is DJ Barney and I'm here to say or whatever the fuck it was okay I do not know what you're talking about but yeah so I think there probably was a more influential rap song no no this is it this is it okay we'll post it on the day well no don't
Starting point is 00:32:44 pretend like you don't remember it just hit us with it just just wrap wrap yeah he said my name is DJ Barney and I'm here to say I love fruity pebbles in the major way and then it was like and he was like Barney and Fred fucking caught him because the commercials were always oh it was the first barney was always trying to steal Fred's fruity pebbles okay oh yeah the commercials hey bud wait no that's Fred uh what did Barney sound like Barney the Fred uh Barney would be like both kind of like that and then Fred was like hey boo boo hey friend you want to go bowling Fred was like uh what's his name moon over the moon to the moon alice guy he probably did sound just like yogi bear that was yogi bear but I bet you Barney did sound like yogi I don't know what
Starting point is 00:33:26 what did yogi bear sound like he was he was the hey boo boo pick a nick basket yeah that was probably the same dude yeah for real that for sure that was Hannah for sure they were just uh hey can you get in the booth and drop down this this other character yeah we're paying you 25 cents a week get in the booth and do all these I actually uh you know like a lot of people during the lockdown have been watching some pretty great movies on this I actually I turned on uh the Flintstones live action movie of course love it well that shit is so sick that's great well dude uh I was with because I shoot the righteous gemstones with John Goodman who obviously played Barney Barney Rubble and uh Fred Flintstone oh Fred Flintstone that's right he played Fred and who
Starting point is 00:34:11 Rick Moranis was Rick Moranis yeah and he was like kind of because I think it was like critically panned when it came out so he yes I don't know someone mentioned it and he kind of was rolling his eyes being like oh yeah you know and I'm like hang on stop right there John Goodman do not shit on John Goodman John Goodman shut up stop talking stop talking shut up John shut up John Goodman I'm just like do not shit on my total childhood because then you say yeah dude you were fantastic as Barney that movie rules it's it's funny how movies were like if you are of a certain age they just hit you so right and then right even if the movie isn't that great you still look at it so fondly and you're like I love that movie and I love it still to this day yep I'm gonna be honest
Starting point is 00:34:57 when it came out I didn't really give a fuck about it upon rewatching that movie is really cool every almost every single thing is practical the sets costumes the I mean is Jim Henson involved in this at all I or Brian Henson I looked it up I don't know I know it was like it might be the reason puppets died because it costs so much money yeah I think that was it it was it just it just costs too much money and so it didn't make its money back and then Hollywood is like and that's done now it was a 45 million dollar film whoa whoa whoa whoa that's in like what 1992 or 93 yeah and that's early 90s 45 million which if I do the math correctly 180 million dollar movie now if I were to do math correctly Adam the thing you're talking about the movies that like
Starting point is 00:35:49 were like a moment in time that like held up and if you watch them again now you're like fuck yes they're great but Goonies is one of those movies where if you didn't watch it growing up people people fucking hate on it they're like that wasn't good I don't like it people who never saw growing up watch it now and wait like Blake you don't watch that movie growing up and I have mad respect for Goonies right don't like Goonies Blake what I don't like Goonies I thought it was cool but other than that I took nothing away from it the truffle shuffle maybe what I mean the crazy adventure that they went on when they were looking for treasure wait but what about all of his gadgets and gizmos the fucking slick the Asian kid that had all the gadgets that that dude was dope I think
Starting point is 00:36:32 that's Indiana Jones it's the same kid same actor yeah yeah same act see I maybe I was half washing it maybe I was playing with Legos maybe you're watching Temple of Doom which is not that great no that movie's fire he pulls a heart out of a dude's chest I'm down for yeah Goonies I remember watching it and then like isn't it like look old like the film is bad quality and shit like no no the film is not bad quality it's the same old isn't it isn't it from like the 60s Goonies yeah are you talking about like are you talking about it when did Goonies come out 85 yeah see I'm a 90s dude man what's going on what is happening are you cool bro like like dude the Cindy Lopper the Josh Brolin Sean Aston did Goonies affect you guys this much I don't give
Starting point is 00:37:25 one fuck about Goonies you're so far off right now I'm like tripping you just said it's in the 60s like yeah I was okay that I was being facetious and the film was bad and that's the reason you didn't like it what is going on right now what's happening dude it was an epic adventure I mean it like it had Sean Aston as when and when he was peak cute Sean Aston little kid Josh Brolin is like that the the jock yeah I think I know what's up I think I know what's up I think I watched a copy that someone recorded off a television onto a V8 okay right what was your childhood like that you didn't watch it 12 times like I feel like it was always on I didn't watch it either as a kid I didn't watch it I've watched it once but here's the trippy part have you guys what there's a there's a version
Starting point is 00:38:11 for television where when they get to the pirate ship in the water and they're kind of like waiting over to it a sea serpent attacks them and that's not in the original movie but they added it when it had to like stretch for two hours on TV which is fucking crazy sounds exciting too I remember it being a real snooze like dude how can you think that that that going through those tunnels like what was your imagination as a kid to me I had tons I like come on man I had a great imagination the opening whole sequence is amazing there's bullet holes the size of matzavals yes you're telling me that your favorite I mean your childhood just must have been do do it's not because your favorite cereal is O's your favorite cereal is O's a cereal none of us have remember as even being
Starting point is 00:38:59 a thing O's is fire but you can't spell goonies without O's and then you don't like goonies you don't goonies at all I you know what I'll maybe rewatch it I didn't like it and I liked a lot of very imaginative shit I'm down with the Henson gang I'm down for labyrinth I'm down for dark crystal I'm down for Star Wars I'm down for all these adventures it's just weird because I even think like when we were making workaholics when Blake Henderson would come up with like all these inventions and shit like I would be channeling goonies right mm-hmm is that what they did I would channel home alone of course sure I'm not talking to talk Chris Columbus the architect of it all it's the same guy it's the same guy he's the shit dude yeah you know that dude fucking during lunch
Starting point is 00:39:41 runs on a treadmill and watches dailies you want to know what my fucking movie was that one right there rookie of the year baby well yeah dude great movie I was in it not a big deal that is true and oh yes you were on durst let's pivot let's just say I was a background actor when I was 12 and I'm in the one true we got to get that footage do we have it that hot footy anywhere yeah I got it because I remember we all watched it together and you're like right remind me back right there right there there's a side of my head and then sure enough you like durst just you know he looked like he looked like young young durst yeah I believe you had some kind of a duck tail haircut going on a little little long in the back nope just a short hair maybe a turtleneck
Starting point is 00:40:24 maybe I'm having a stroke maybe I'm losing my mind yeah you are striking out today yeah you are all over the place O's now goonies from the 60s Anders yes Kyle that movie is directed by Daniel Stern we've had Daniel Stern on Markaholics and he was in Game Over man did you ever talk to him about being in that movie great question because that's the only movie he's ever directed I think so here's the deal rookie of the year is a movie that you should see about a kid baseball player breaks his arm and then goes to play for the Cubs and I think they win the world series in the ad it's better than goonies it's amazing it's the dream baseball movie if you have kids you got it you got to let them watch that if they like baseball at all so they filmed it at my middle
Starting point is 00:41:08 school and then they basically like cast a bunch of kids to be in the background over the weekends and shit or maybe it was the summer I can't remember so I did that they filmed at our school did a couple scenes and then my drama teacher recommended me for this scene and I sat in the fucking bathroom in the winter at Wrigley Field waiting to shoot this scene for like a week and then they just cut it and like didn't didn't get in the movie so when Daniel Stern came to Workaholics they were like hey he's here go say hi and I was like fuck you I got beef with this dude and I go yo man I was in the fucking bathroom waiting for a week because that's the only place the heat was on at Wrigley Field and uh I was like it was a scene it was this that and the other
Starting point is 00:41:55 and he goes yeah we had to fucking cut it what's up and I was like he just fucking checked me on my own show what's cool is that it almost it could have almost been like you did everything in your power in your career just to get to that very moment to have Daniel Stern in a room alone yeah dude I mean but by the way it got paid out the ass when I was kid what that's still probably super fun like as a kid like unreal yeah you're like hanging around there's cameras you know you got paid I think that's awesome I was on set yeah yeah I got to do that at the Oakland Coliseum when they were filming Angels in the Outfield also another maybe the second greatest baseball movie when everyone starts flapping their their their wings I've never seen it good yeah it's cool
Starting point is 00:42:37 Danny Glover dog Danny Glover dog Danny Glover Christopher Lloyd that's when the Angels uniforms were sick they were like the California Angels hello yeah it was dope I got my baseball glove signed by Danny Glover you got a glove signed by Danny Glover yeah do you still have that glove I'm pretty sure it's at my folks house yeah it's was really funny and I always love showing people it yeah you have to get that same glove signed by like G love and special sauce or Donald Glover yeah Crispin Glover all the Glovers you gotta get it that's unreal I wish that would have been so sick to have that throughout the career I think you could pull that off just a weird glove that you carry around with you in your trunk to to get signed by by famous people with the last name Glover
Starting point is 00:43:31 dude I should start yeah yeah it was awesome I was uh I was an extra in high school I worked at a grocery store and Andrew Payne um or Alexander Payne was uh he goes by Andrew his close friends call him Andrew yeah yeah his close friends call him by a totally different name uh Alexander Payne was doing about Schmidt and they were shooting it uh at the grocery store that I worked at at um Bakers and they wanted to use like real background people like people that actually worked at the store as the background to make it feel authentic and people knew that I like you know liked comedy and acting that kind of thing so they're like Adam do you want to be in the background I'm like yeah and they're like this is Adam he dances at weddings so hoping to be discovered
Starting point is 00:44:19 he'll be perfect oh yeah what's gonna happen dude exactly and so I'm like 14 14 or 15 and they're like here's your shot I'm like well the time is now the real scouts are right there and they wanted me to be stocking like a shelf and then like 30 40 feet closer to the camera Nicholson is going to come grab a gallon of milk and turn around and walk out of the shot basically and I'm just sort of stacking yogurts in the background and uh I'm like angling my head out to like to make sure it's on camera like I'm leaned way back oh my god is your back to camera no I I'm it's a profile shot but I'm like leaning way back and extending my arms hella far to like still stack but make sure that I'm in the shot because I just I knew as an actor you gotta find the
Starting point is 00:45:08 lens and so I'm like and I remember like Alexander Pan like the ad goes to talk to Alexander Pan and now I know that that's like the assistant director that guy's butt's too big yeah they're like his ass is too huge hey fat ass no they go hey guys by the way I'm like there's only a few extras they're talking to me they're like hey so this isn't um uh Jack Nicholson you know you're not in a movie you're just stacking shelves uh you know so let's uh let's just stack shelves how you normally would stack shelves and talking to everyone as if I'm not the only one stack right and so I'm like totally totally totally and so but then I like try to like I do it so where like the rest of my body is angled out and I'm stacking
Starting point is 00:45:57 shelves with one arm a way that you would never stock shells really like you're fencing you put a hand up under yeah and I'm like or kind of angle it myself out so I could get on on frame but I'm not right back in the same way and I'm thinking like this is gonna and I'm like this is gonna make it so I can stay in the movie and then they go great cut um hey we actually uh we got a new job for you if you want to come over here and I'm like oh my god Nicholson probably saw me stacking stocking the shelves I was like this guy's got something I got lines they're gonna give me some lines Jack wants a scene with you I've been discovered I've been discovered he might have seen me at my aunt Cindy's wedding dancing and and that was the first scouting of my talents and they're
Starting point is 00:46:42 like here you got to stack shelves over here and now I'm stacking shelves like and then I realize I'm no longer on camera at all like they put me down in aisle just stocking like I'm actually just working at this point you're holding the boom yeah craft services cut out make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches so you were working I mean I'm not like saying this is a joke you were working with Jack Nicholson like you saw Jack Nicholson when you were just a fucking teenager I was working with Jack yes I was working with Jack Nicholson but you know I'm saying like that's fucking crazy cool it was so cool it was like it was fucking yeah but you didn't end up on the film with them no no no you need to make it your life's mission to go find those dailies yeah you need to get that
Starting point is 00:47:29 Alexander I you know he listens this is Andrew Pena yeah Andrew Andrew Pena Andrew Pena yeah text Andy this is a if everyone can turn it down I'd like to speak just to Alexander uh yeah okay everyone turn it down thank you uh Alexander hey uh Adam here from uh the the Baker supermarket um location yes of course uh I would just like to say if we could get those dailies I think it'd really help my career and probably I'd like to put it in my reel uh to show that I've worked with greats such as Jack Jackie Nicholson okay everybody can turn it back up now and I hope okay cool Ders you did you did Alexander Finn's voice for one part for I'm saying yes of course what am I doing I'll let the bit ride I really that was my favorite part yes
Starting point is 00:48:20 of course what do you what do you remember from Jack Nicholson like in the grocery store did he have any lines or was it part of a montage like what do you think no it was just to show how like I think depressed he was and he it was just like a montage of him doing stuff alone you're dancing in the back stocking show just being in the background doing pock block and dropping hey that's not helping huh you got moves there's no denying it uh also there's hot dogs outside go get one roll it hey uh can we get that kid out of there we just burned four takes yeah totally totally let's get him out of here no we're not gonna burn any more film can you get the special names kid out of here
Starting point is 00:49:04 hi I'm David Eagleman I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University and I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads on my new podcast I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities like does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident or can we create new senses for humans or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet so join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior your perception and your reality listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app apple podcasts or wherever
Starting point is 00:49:58 you get your podcasts last season millions tuned into the betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception I'm Andrea Gunning and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret I scrolled down and that's when I saw a hidden folder and I opened it what the hell did I just see I was scared that he was coming home what Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life she was like oh my god I gotta get out of the house he's gonna find out that I've seen this he's gonna come kill me listen to season two of betrayal on the iHeart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts
Starting point is 00:51:05 if you're looking for someone to help you unpack Queen Charlotte a Bridgeton story you're in the right place it's me Gabby Collins come with me because on Queen Charlotte the official podcast we're stepping behind the scenes and the drawing boards of this team to experience the life breathed into the Bridgeton prequel listen to the leaps executive producer and series director Tom Verica took to capture the feeling that's put that lump in your throat and you've got to catch creator Shonda Rhimes she's dropping gems diamonds and mics on this podcast we're going beyond the basic line of questioning and getting to the heart of the show all while appreciating the contributions of the show's creative teams
Starting point is 00:51:43 and remarkable cast go inside each episode of Queen Charlotte a Bridgeton story with the creatives the cast and creator Shonda Rhimes leading the way listen to Queen Charlotte the official podcast Thursdays on the iHeart radio app apple podcasts or anywhere you get your podcasts i was also a an extra in funny people the Judd Apatow movie um when i was working at the improv i just quit working to do comedy full-time and i'd quit like maybe four months prior or something like that and i got a call from Rita at the hallowed improv peeps we're shooting a movie down here at the improv there's all the stars wait sorry what did she call you peeps and what does that mean uh Rita is like a classic uh like comedy club manager where they are just like i feel like they
Starting point is 00:52:39 all are like pretty kooky fun women that are sort of the mother hens of the comics and she's kind of the queen b great person great person she's the best and she calls it if you if she likes you she calls you peeps and if she's upset with you she calls you poops everybody yeah for the most part show like okay cool okay i thought that was your nickname sorry no she called everybody like peeps got something for you and she was like get your butt down here i bet we can get you a line and i'm like awesome so i rushed down i i put on like my old uniform as if i'm working at the improv and then i'm just deep background so there's like you see me in one take you see like a profile shot of me like carrying a tray she's having you do manual labor in the basement again you're like
Starting point is 00:53:20 i don't wait a second they're rolling no just bring up those bottles in the basement he did four takes an appetite i was like can we just we were already burned enough film on this can we get him out of here can we get the kid uh out of here he just keeps walking right in the lens and like looking at the camera like uh i fucking the lens we got a kid you found the lens good job mouthing i'm talented now go find the front door appetiles known to just let the camera roll for 30 minutes 30 seconds later we we're done cut we're done we're good moving on i think we got it we got it but that she was just so exciting like when you're younger to be around a proper movie set you know just to like be around people actually making movies and tv shows especially
Starting point is 00:54:05 like before we were had really ever been on a true proper set when we were just kind of doing our own things you know back in the day right i think my only experience with a movie set ever was that when i was on the tram tour at universal studios they were filming jingle all the way and i was hyped everyone be quiet they're filming an episode of magnum pr wait they were filming jingle all the way like while you were on the tram yeah like everything was dressed like it was christmas i saw what was his name like power man or whatever wow that like the whole thing about the movie is they're trying to get this this toy like power man oh okay turbo man right right was there so i don't know mo yeah i don't know if it was arnold because at the finish of the film at the finale he dresses
Starting point is 00:54:49 up as the character and he's in the parade and that's the shit i saw filming so maybe i saw arnold i don't know well can i just say one thing you if it was arnold you'd know yeah you'd know that's true okay because there'd be little ponies running around him oh arnold's ponies he'd be on his bicycle like you were with me when arnold tortsonegar came to the orange county fairgrounds i didn't go to that that's the gu that's governator years yes when he was running for the governor he uh our teacher it was like i was in like improv class or drama class or something and uh our teacher goes hey arnold tortsonegar is running for governor he's literally 200 yards away in the fairgrounds parking lot if you want to go i'm willing to just cut you loose from class and you
Starting point is 00:55:35 guys can go over there and i'm like leitro adam pushes over an old lady on the ground where's the camera where's the fucking camera but i'm not filming i swam through the entire crowd i kept seeing uh i had a little notepad where i would like write uh you know like little bits that i was working on because i was trying to do uh comedy at that point and uh i went through the whole crowd going occ press coming through as if it was like a real credential and i get him all the way to the very front and i reach out and i touch arnold on the shoulder and he turns around gives me a double thumbs up and goes yeah and i'm like my heart stopped i didn't know what to say i was like yeah and they were playing twisted sisters
Starting point is 00:56:17 we're not gonna take it like via that was like that was like his rallying cry yes like we're not gonna take it that's tight i mean admittedly got my vote that's all it takes right i mean you left to go see arnold i stayed in class i finished reading samuel becket and you know i'm a better person for it and eating my bowl of o's yeah i like that story wait did did you guys all did you do theater in high school oh yeah brother yeah yeah and what productions do you remember being horrible or shining in or having a good time doing uh i i had to play uh the part of god in a one act nice and it was the most lines i've ever had what is with the smile you have when you say that i uh had to play god gives a fuck and now i'm a director and i play god no it was just
Starting point is 00:57:09 so happy it was the most lines just wants to be god that's why he became a director power trip well dude you gotta understand oh that i was a tech guy i was fucking like running the spotlight and then i'm like well let me get up in that shit who me you want me to be god you kind of did that wasn't like you were stage crew i was stage crew for like the first like two years and then i did let's talk to blake because he's gonna give us the real i think you're like you're spinning a fable about yourself a little bit yeah like you it was the most lines i've ever had that's all i wanted to say and it was hard but like stage crew let's be honest stage crew cats in high school where there's a weird little bunch man they were already like being like i run the lights this is what i do you
Starting point is 00:57:52 were not that guy it wasn't like we were dusting you off you wasn't like we were dusting you off and like throwing you on stage like this is your first time speaking in public you were a popular kid no no i had done damn yankees i had done like i just remember stage crew had hella keys yeah they loved their keys that was power to them like every key is another level oh do you need to get in here well it is a weird thing in high school to be like to there's one thing if you like are into drama because you're like yeah you're like performing but the kids that are like i just like setting stuff up yeah and you're like okay that's it no i always was interested in both i mean i was but i you're you are you have charisma you aren't a fucking you weren't like a
Starting point is 00:58:38 backstage dweller like a golem my favorite actor no no i know it was just a lot of lines and it was i was hella nervous playing that part and i don't think i was good because i remember i had to say the word like arab and i said arab as god still can't say it but guess what you probably got some chucks out of it so adam no no no because where we grew up they didn't know that's how it was pronounced so nobody fucking told me diablo that's true diablo so i did like six nights whereas god i had this i said arab like a fucking idiot still haunts you when no one corrected you no nobody nobody did nobody we carried up there yeah it was weird but you know what i'll let i'll give let me give a little credit to the stage crew um it was just something to do which is all you
Starting point is 00:59:27 need in high school that's true that's they did hella fucking drugs you know what i mean yeah everybody's just smoking weed for sure and singing and also yeah i will say they were probably getting blowjobs like backpack stage that's like a very forbidden place where shit goes down dude the dankest skunk weed blowjobs i will say that like as much as people shit on uh the drama departments in high school like for my drama department in high school like they won state they were like cool but still like uh that's not cool it doesn't matter exactly but still like everyone all of my other friends that were athletes would like shit on it so for sure i would like make up lies i'd be because i was like ashamed of like that i actually enjoy doing drama in this
Starting point is 01:00:10 and a more artistic stuff and be like oh so you see press yeah for sure i would know i'd be like uh i have to go because they're like hey come over to ryan's garage after school we're gonna smoke weed and i'd be like i wish i could but i actually have to help my dad build a deck and so and then oh you would lie about yeah and then it's me going to rehearsals and then suddenly like i'm in the play i'm one of the leads of the play come you know a few weeks later and they're like wait a second uh i've already told this i'm in told that i've already told the story yeah yeah you're gonna build a deck and then like you know and then i you know i'm lying to people but i will say that uh more than any other group in high school i feel here we go drama people are the horniest
Starting point is 01:00:57 bucks and bro yeah let's talk about this they're all given hand jobs and blow jobs and finger in backstage it's honestly it's a real uh massages weirdo orgy back there it's co-ed right tons of awkward massages all the weird stuff it's co-ed that's the whole thing is that it's co-ed you're around girls like basketball football you're separated thank god because they'd be fucking all day well and you know you know that sometimes you're in a scene where it's a love scene were you ever in a love scene in high school absolutely not so what are you talking about wait so what is a play that you did blake there's plays a play i did yeah i mean kyle talked about it but like but everyone wants to hear about you doing hamlet i never i didn't i didn't love i love performing i love
Starting point is 01:01:50 getting laughs i loved all that the one outlet for that is the drama department thank god we had an improv team that's where i really liked to be okay well you were legendary blake was legendary on the improv team i have to give i have to pump him up here because he was like one of the first freshmen to be on the improv team with seniors with seniors it was a four-year thing and most of the time you didn't get on the team until you were a junior or a senior but blake and our buddy teddy came in and fucking stomped the door down and got in as freshmen yeah kicked the door in and we won the diablo valley improv league championship that year and to be honest i think that's what because i was interested in performing before that but then i'm like god i'm never gonna be as good
Starting point is 01:02:34 as these guys i'm gonna go to crew right right right i thought you were gonna be like yeah there was theater but i don't like doing that like house i'm good at skateboarding but i do freestyle walking instead i did slam poetry at the talent show and i caught the bug yeah you were great we had a super cool theater teacher drama teacher mr wil's r.i.p he's very influential in my life like i think i met him right yes yes yeah yeah you guys did and you know he would make me come out of my shell so i did musicals and i always told him like i don't want to do musicals i fucking think they're i love to watch a great musical i don't want to ever be in a musical like i told him that he's like you got to dude use this in your bones kid let it just like fucking shut up and do it that
Starting point is 01:03:19 is what's cool about just being in high school you just do things that are a little bit that you're just trying stuff out because you don't really know what you like and what you don't like up to that point you're like wow maybe i maybe i'll like this maybe i won't but it's it's kind of giving it go in the moment it is terrifying like you think like that is like your whole brand or i don't know whatever it's like what you are but like yeah i'm really glad i did it because now i know i fucking don't like doing it right right yeah it's like i i look back at like you're because you're just so self-conscious in high school of thinking like people are judging you or you got to be cool for this reason or that reason and i remember like because i could always just sing and so the
Starting point is 01:04:04 like show choir teacher or coach or whatever was like adam we want you in show choir like view audition you you will get in and i remember how did he know you could sing because uh we had like choir in school so you had oh you just had to sing in like music class in music class okay and so uh so they're like oh you are a good singer you would be in show choir if you auditioned and i kind of was like because i like singing but i didn't i already was doing drama so i'm like i can't do both things like i do my friends will kill me i do yeah i do want to get a blowjob once in high school so right if i do both i don't know if that's gonna happen little did i know that uh the these creative types they they were the ones doling out the but those early blowjobs real
Starting point is 01:04:50 friendly around here yeah that was the thing you go you go get in the wings like right before you have to get on stage and there was a stage was horny as fuck there was a certain point where it was like i'm gonna give you a boner before you go on stage like what the fuck why tensions were high like what the fuck i love this so much but like what the fuck you'd be on stage you'd look in the wings and some chick would be showing you her titties to throw you off so you forget your line yes like it was crazy so that happened exactly to me when i was a uh it's real i was a freshman and she was a senior and it was right before we were about to go out she just like whipped her titties out for me and when you're a freshman a senior's titties i mean it might as
Starting point is 01:05:32 well be woman's breasts she's a she's a woman any form and and you're just like oh my god and she was like oh my god i wish you weren't a freshman uh we'd have so much fun and then she walked on stage and i'm like wings mom i know what i want to do for the rest of my life i'm an actor yeah i'm gonna be lady mcbeth real quick but hold that thought hook line and sinker i'm an artist she caught me wow i'm an artist i'm an artist now i like he lives dude god damn i think you guys were there when i found this out but you were talking about the like cool theater teacher and all that we had a fucking dope theater guy too who got like busted for some shit oh really oh allegedly allegedly allegedly i think actually allegedly he was arrested i think he got busted on some
Starting point is 01:06:28 shit and like that sucks for those people but i do remember him just being like like busted on like some like abuse of power like touching some like young kids or like what he never left the department he always stayed young like they just you know touching and grabbing and going to doing the stuff okay why are you turning into bill cosby that's the worst thing to do that's the code who he was i think is i think you get it it's horrible okay okay i think he did see he did some freaky shit with some boys okay okay okay but what's crazy is i just remember him being like oh this dude tells like dirty jokes and stuff and like this is mad cool this guy's cool i was like he treats us like a grown-up it's a disgusting habit yeah my uh my high school principal growing up uh under it
Starting point is 01:07:17 was a closeted gay man he got caught like okay allegedly no he was arrested uh was arrested okay cool and uh he got uh he got arrested for like trying to blow an undercover cop in a bush at our local park uh wait that's like since when is that against the law uh i think it's not a public public public yeah you're not allowed to do that maybe he made him pay for it or something you're not allowed to do that but you are allowed to blow whoever you want in the wings right before going on stage public school disgusting doesn't that suck though isn't that set up to fucking catch these dudes it's for sure set up well i guess it's set up but like isn't it bullshit because it's like all right these guys who want to get their fucking rocks off where are they gonna go they're
Starting point is 01:08:01 gonna fucking go pay for a hotel that gets expensive they gotta go outside oh brother i'm with you they gotta go outside apparently Griffith's part hey don't you want to get a nice cool breeze blowing on you when you're you got stuck when you're and and also like it wasn't even he wasn't even getting his ds right he was gonna blow another yeah he was sucking dd he was he just wanted to to give back to the local community the undercover cop was getting asked yeah it was it was he like was like you want it and he like got on his name isn't about to pull it out and then they arrested him so apparently allegedly i pulled out his badge can you imagine being that cop and be like all right uh sanderson tonight you're on duty okay what are we doing we bust this up you're
Starting point is 01:08:47 gonna be trying to get a guy to suck your dick tonight and here's the catch it's in the park that you won't have to be doing too much acting okay nobody heard that i'm not getting fire what's so uh just kind of go on the swing just kind of be swinging around looking cute as fuck or whatever you gotta do try to try to look cute and uh sanderson where uh those uh tight khaki pants that you wore two weeks ago uh that you wore to our barbecue uh uh okay you gotta like bait people like like some dude you're like hey uh do you want to know something they're like not with you you're like what yeah you know i sure have to send your like cutest uh officer yeah you know that's a bizarre sting operation you know what that's the movie hot cops that's our follow-up to snap
Starting point is 01:09:34 crackle that's just no that's just about become police officers and crackles the one who comes we all know what the pop is pop and snap our cops pop is a cop you gotta snap the button off and then crackling is the blow job and then the pop is the the shot is it how you think crackles the blow job you look very quickly you know it'd be crackling hey bro i'm gonna tell you right now if you don't crackle the cock bro you ain't doing it she had them pop rocks in the mouth it'd be crackling all right guys any takebacks apologies or epic slams most of it most of it yeah i got epic slam adam stop telling the same damn story epic slam kyle epic slam bro wow what no see the oh we it's called an epic slam and that was just a regular slam right i don't know
Starting point is 01:10:32 how epic that slam was you lose that's the first time we've tried an epic slam i just busted the seal on the epic slam okay yeah all right now it's that's why you're not snap we've never done it before that is true that is hey just do the do the spotlight dog do the spotlight okay yeah just worry about uh setting up a c stand or something homie burning others feels good i guess i do want to say uh i want to compliment everyone except for adam for not telling the same damn stories all the time that's an epic slam there we go that's a one two it's a compliment and an es yeah that was great what a solid es that was good um i would love to apologize to uh the movie goonies you know evidently i have a weird memory of it maybe i saw it on a dirty ass vhs re-recording but uh i
Starting point is 01:11:26 will revisit it and sorry for all the the shots fired you proved my point which i appreciate thank you for that because i said people who didn't really watch it growing up watch it now and they're just like this movie fucking sucks so it does suck no people who didn't watch it growing up are obviously like brain damage or something like something's wrong uh and they think it sucks so if i go back and watch it now not even liking it as a kid i'm gonna say it sucks ass guys guys guys guys all movies from the 80s and also a lot from the 90s are just it it's so much slower like now movies have to hit you over the head right away and it's gotta be a 90 minute shotgun blast when movies back in the day used to take some time to ease you into the world and now they just
Starting point is 01:12:10 hit you over the head with it so it's just a different type of movie making what do you prefer because sometimes i find it's so like it i just find it nice to let it unfurl in the beginning as opposed to like boom this is the thing and you gotta get the thing by this time we're talking pace well it's i feel like i i'm so used to that now that watching an an older movie does i am like well fucking get to it yeah like i rewatched uh was it alien alien what's the first one alien super super slow so good so slow in the beginning and i remember i'm like almost turned it off i'm like god damn are they gonna fucking get to it but then by the end of the movie i'm like incredible movie absolutely love that movie right worth and like building tension like yes also
Starting point is 01:12:56 smoke weed during the first part be smoking weed during the first part hey black you know i'll be dog that's my boy smoke weed every day that's why you crackle boy i'm crackle you know i'd be uh drinking a delicious can beverage that can and can beverage or ashlyn or ashlyn hey is that all there is to drink on this space vacation or what damn right sponsored by ashlyn this is important all right guys hey that's another episode in the bag baby hell yeah all right let's go hey see you guys next week on this is important back hi i'm david eagleman i have a new podcast called inner cosmos on i heart i'm going to
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