This Is Important - Ep 252: Scorching Hawt Nap Talk
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What's up?
What's up?
How are you?
Oh, so good.
Thanks for asking, man.
What's up with them glasses today, Blake?
I got the blue blockers on today.
Yeah, are you? Oh, so good. Thanks for asking, man. What's up with them glasses today, Blake?
I got the blue blockers on today.
Yeah, are you sponsored?
No, but I do have a friend who sends me blue blockers,
which I'm pretty psyched about.
They actually slid in,
they must have been meaning to slide into your DMs
because blue blockers slid into my DMs the other day.
Hello, welcome.
This is interesting.
This is interesting.
And I said, uh, I'm good.
Thank you.
Okay.
Yeah.
You said I'm all Gucci shades.
You lose!
You're off that.
I'm good with some goofy glasses.
Why do you like these big goofy glasses, Blake?
These actually, I don't really rock that often.
They're supposed to go over your prescription glasses.
You know, these are like the grandma, the real blockers,
but they actually make some other, what?
Cooler fashions.
Yeah, yeah.
Because what I imagine blue blockers,
I only think of what you're currently wearing,
which is what the people in my great, great grandmother,
or great, great aunt's nursing home would wear. Yeah, some Terminator X.
And those people were dead.
Yeah.
Uh oh.
Don Cain!
They had already died and they were rotting corpses.
That's life!
When you're dead, they put those sunglasses on you to let the EMTs know to come in and
like just take you.
These are some take me away.
So no one has to look at your dead eyes. He's good to go. He's good to go.
Well, wait, this is this is fascinating.
And this is just how Hollywood works.
OK, because I believe Blake was wearing blue blockers
in a photo we took maybe from the Super Bowl.
And someone there spotted it because they followed me.
And I noticed that does not go unnoticed in my OK.
Social media.
Hello!
Another word, another word.
Vocal fry, I didn't know you had vocal fry.
Bringing it back.
Is vocal fry still in fashion or what?
Oh yeah, my wife has vocal fry.
They followed.
Yikes.
It's bad, it's bad.
That's okay.
They followed me, they slid into your DMs.
Blake, are they following you at least?
Well, it's my homie Ryan who's like in, like works for the company.
Okay.
Do they follow me? I believe so. If I had to guess.
Yeah.
So Blake, it would just help me a lot if we said,
hey, are you sponsored by Blue Blockers?
And you didn't just say, my friend sends me them.
Because then I go, what a cool wacky friend who just takes trips to Walgreens
and then picks up peanut M&Ms and blue blockers
for his friend Blake.
No, no, no.
His friend with an extra $4 in his pocket.
No, no, no.
Just saying my friend.
I'm not sponsored, but my friend works there.
No, this isn't just the homie like,
was thinking of you, picked you up some sunglasses.
No, he works for the company.
Which by the way, we don't do that enough.
We don't do it enough.
I know.
We need to give each other.
I wanna think of you guys a little more.
I'm always thinking of you, but I'm never buying you stuff.
Yeah, right.
I'm never gifting you guys things.
No, I feel like I, at one point I did that,
but I do not do that for anybody any longer,
and I feel pretty bad.
I feel like I've gotten you guys a few things over the years.
What the hell did you get me?
Yeah, name one thing you've gotten me.
Oh my God!
You just, you feel like you've gotten something?
The hell did you get me?
What the hell?
The way you guys just came,
I got you Marvel chairs, bitch,
for your fucking house.
Well, but that's a housewarming gift.
I'm saying like out of the blue, unexpected. Okay, I never got a housewarming gift. I'm saying like out of the blue, unexpected.
Okay, I never got a housewarming gift.
And I love my chairs, thank you.
I feel like I got Adam some like,
some Nebraska kicks from Adidas.
Okay.
Yeah, you gave me those?
Yeah, I do have those.
What the hell?
Hey, thanks for those, man.
I feel like you wear them kind of often.
I do wear those, yeah, I do wear those, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, Durst, Thank you for that.
Perfect.
Thank you.
What the hell?
By the way, very specific type shit.
The end.
Yeah, those are great gifts.
No, those are great gifts.
That was sweet of you, Durst.
I'm not dissing you.
The chairs you got me are fantastic.
I'm saying out of the blue, no occasion.
Just, hey, homie, saw this, thought of you you bought it for you and this is why
male friendship is so important because I really I mean I mean I you know I say
that in a funny joking fashion but I didn't pick up on that friendship guys
they don't they don't just link up they don't do thinking of yous I mean Blake
is a different story because he goes drinking with his friends like six days a week, but
I feel... Gotta upkeep the friendship. There's not even time to go shopping for them because he's already with me.
He's already hanging out with the guys. I bought him Jaeger shots, I'll tell you that.
Jaegermeister, yep. That's the gift that keeps giving.
Come on. Yeah. Come on. Yeah.
But I would say besides Blake, most guys, they don't link up with their friends all that often.
And I want to normalize.
I feel like girls do girls trips quite a bit.
Oh.
Yeah.
Right?
This is the way.
And I was just thinking, when was the last time you truly just took, it's not a bachelor party.
I was about to say your bachelor party.
It's not even a birthday party, which I never, it's never just a guys only birthday party.
I, like, when was the last time you went,
you know what, guys trip, we're just going on a guys trip.
We are lucky that we do guys trips
under the guise of work.
We're like, yeah.
That's a fun play on words.
It's a guys trip, honey.
Yeah, baby. And she's like, oh, with all the guys?
And I go, no.
It's a guy.
I'm actually a fucking superhero.
I'm flying to London to save the day.
Okay, okay, we'll give it, sure, sure.
Yes, points!
I get asked by my homies to go on a guy's trip
at least twice a year.
Wow.
You just downright refuse?
Wow, I'm always busy.
I go put me down and then I either am busy or don't want to golf.
Yeah. Right, right, right, right, right.
You know? Yeah.
But they're doing it. They're doing it.
No!
Well, that's the trick.
I think, well, my friends absolutely do not do that.
And by the way, I don't really have that many friends.
You guys are mostly them.
Whoa!
You guys are mostly them.
Huge reveal.
And we don't even get you gifts. Yeah, I have a couple. We have a couple. You guys don't give me gifts. I mostly just have a couple
other friends and we're not going on guys trips. I'll admit it. I do have a chat, a signal if you
will, of my friends from high school and we are often saying that we're gonna go camping together
but it just never fully formed.
It never fully formed.
Dude, I just went camping.
It's a whole lot of talk.
Camping is something else, I tell ya.
Is it the best?
Does it rock?
Did you have a good time?
Seems like it sucks.
Camping's okay.
Yeah, it seems like it sucks.
Camping is fine.
It's all about pre-prep.
It's about the pre-prep, really.
I mean, and the people I went with are absolute pros.
I mean, dude, it I went with are absolute pros. I mean, dude, that's the trick.
It was un fucking believe.
They had like a kitchen, like an outdoor kitchen, full, like sink
stove, like prep tables.
It was wild. Oh, you were glamping.
No, they just have all the gear because they go and when they go, they go.
But they go full out.
We're eating like tri-tip fucking tacos
and charcuterie boards and fucking, it was bananas.
There were some bananas.
Well, that sounds fantastic.
That sounds great.
That's how you wanna go camping.
When I imagine going camping,
I imagine, this is how I wanted to go.
I go, I bring a suitcase suitcase I check in at a front desk
Oh, why they give me a key?
I go to my room and then I put my suitcases in the room and like he doesn't know he's not describing
I go to like a
The pool bar and kind of lay there and that's what I that's my best version of camping right
So just a vacation a staycation sort the thing I just described
It still wasn't enough for me to be like yeah
I love this like it was the best version of it you still felt like you were roughing
I still feel like a fucking
This is he's chunk chonking so hard.
I can't understand.
You're chonking so hard.
You're so chonked.
You're so chonked.
I wanted a shower.
Somebody help me!
Oh, you just wanted to take a shower.
That was your big beef is that you didn't get any...
I don't know why I'm asking this
Bro question is he's the one who's chonking
Yes, chonking. Why are you even talking? I'm like I'm grilling this fool. Well, I take it back
I do I actually do I you know, I
at this point in my life since my body is
mangled and
Mess hurts to sit and stand and walk and sometimes breathe
Now camping seems less fun, but I tell you what if I go camping and someone does
100% of all the work like glamping situation. I'd like because I like nature. I like being out in it
I like fishing. I like hunting
I like to do all the things that you kind of do when you're out and about.
You like killing the animals.
I like going into nature and killing animals.
Wrecking shot.
If I can cut down a tree, kill an endangered species, and shit on a Native American burial ground, I'm in.
We're good. We're good.
Honestly, that does sound like, I know you're kind kind of joking but that does sound like a great trip almost all of it
Almost all of it. I mean if you could kill an American bald eagle wouldn't that be pretty great?
You can try motherfucker. You can try you like to say as you like to say Adam you can you can try motherfucker
I know but the thing is they're not even endangered anymore. Adam, you can. You can try, motherfucker. I know. But the thing is, they're not even endangered anymore.
You can't kill them.
You can't.
But they're not endangered anymore.
And by the way, that happened on your watch, bro.
Are you OK with that?
Yeah, I don't like it.
You got to get out there.
I don't like it.
No, they're a dime a dozen now.
Oh, they're all over the place.
My parents live in Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri.
They're covered.
Address?
They're covered.
Are they invasive species?
Because that's when shit gets fun.
If the species is invasive, you can slaughter them.
You can slaughter them.
Will you explain what that means for the listeners?
Well, that is an animal that is not originally from the area
that is starting to cause problems in the
ecosystem it's starting to kill kill maybe a another native animal there that
is very good and it just really it just makes shit haywire this is like the
pythons of Florida yes they are or lionfish they have lionfish out there
that you can kill you could murder them you can murder them all day long.
Are those the ones that have like the things?
The spikes, yeah.
And they're venomous, yes?
Yes, you don't touch those.
Do not touch those.
No, you don't.
Are they venomous or poisonous?
Very poisonous.
Well, what's the difference?
If they bite you, do they inject something into you?
No, I think it's if you get stuck with one of their stickers, which you will if you touch it.
So that's poisonous.
Well, wait a minute. What is it?
See, Blake, you were sounding so smart for a second.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
I don't think that venom is exclusive to bite.
You think venom is only from a bite?
Is that the definition of venom?
I think that venom is like something that gets like It's a great thing.
Or like stung.
But poison is if you get eaten.
No, they sting you.
Lionfish sting you.
Regardless. With venom.
I believe.
I could be completely wrong.
Alright, moving on.
That being said, how great would it be to murder them?
You know? I have murdered some lionfish in my day
Mmm. It's pretty fun. How you use a?
Stick of dynamite you use a stick of dynamite you got to use a spear. Yeah, use it's a spear fishing
Sounds really fun. That would be a cool little what we went like Florida camping. That would be really fun
What do you get out of it?
Because that does nothing for me.
Killing anything gets-
Oh yeah, no, I love killing stuff.
You're helping.
You're literally helping.
At some point, there comes a time in your life where you have to kill.
And this is when you have to kill.
This is when you have to kill.
So you're just talking about doing housekeeping, essentially.
Absolutely.
Right up top, baby.
Essentially, yeah.
This is some Isaac, this is Isaac talk. You got to do some housekeeping.
That's right.
You know what I, where I like to camp is on my boat.
Okay. Yes.
And technically, I guess that's camping.
This is like an RV on water.
Right.
And you go out, there's a bed.
I could sleep on it.
Right.
And then you could fish.
You could go, you know, you could do some swims.
You could go scuba diving.
That's just cool.
Yeah, it's fun.
Kill a couple lionfish.
Do you have a waterbed on your boat?
You better.
It's not a waterbed.
I mean, I think the whole bed is kind of a waterbed.
It feels like it's a waterbed.
What I'm saying is, if you have a waterbed on a boat, like...
It just equals itself out.
Yeah.
Is that right?
I think I just changed everything.
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, that's the kind of camping.
Yeah.
Living on a houseboat.
What do people call that?
Well, it's not even a houseboat.
It's just a just a boat.
It's all boat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know what they would call that.
What the hell would they call that?
Any take backs?
Yeah, I guess so.
What is it? What cool stuff has been happening in your guys lives? Blake, are you hungover right now or are you just good?
I feel great.
Did you go out last night?
No.
Why are you laughing?
I'm wondering because Adam grilled me like you drink six days a week, you're hungover right now.
No, I'm chilling
I feel 45 the only reason
That is you're wearing glasses that cover your entire face
So that just want to put I just want to blow my homie on dude. Look at these eyes
I look great. You do look really good right now. Thank you
Yes, but you understand where I'm coming from if you but this will look good for the YouTube freeze frame
It'll be like oh, that's a different episode. He's got these big glasses on maybe I'll click that dude
I'm thinking ahead Adam you forgot Blake's always on his business like always thinking about yeah
Standing on I'm standing on business. He's always thinking about freeze frames
Dude, I did a I think I could talk about I did an MLB
Baseball commercial yesterday. What? Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was fun
Is that where you got the cap there? Yeah, they gave me this is my payment
I pulled a Blake and I said just give me one baseball cap and I'll do it. Just give me a Dodgers hat
I'll do it. Just give me a Dodgers. I'd give me a
baseball cap and I'll do it. Just give me a Dodgers hat.
And I'll do it.
Just give me a Dodgers hat.
Give me a, looks good on you.
$32 Dodgers hat.
It's a nice cap.
But yeah, it was a lot of running,
a lot of jumping, a lot of jumping over stuff.
And-
You're still doing that, huh?
Oh, oh my God.
Why are they making you do that?
Doesn't Isaac tell him, my boy can't?
You can't make him do it.
He's doing it.
Isaac tells no one nothing.
He doesn't even check in
on me he's not he's not like are you feeling okay how are you doing are you
hold are you hanging in there punk rock getting radical doesn't check in at all
he's just mostly at crafty and then like bro-ing down with my agent and that's
kind of sick yeah I mean he is maybe the least,
what is it to, well, what?
He's not standing on business, I'll tell you that much.
No, I ain't, no.
He's standing on something.
He's standing on something.
He's standing on something.
What is it to, what is it called when you really care
for someone when you're, I mean, empathetic, maybe?
Maybe it's empathetic.
Empathetic, sure.
What are you asking?
Yeah, that could be.
He's pathetic, regular pathetic. Yeah, he the the least empathetic person that I've ever met
But my body hanged in there fairly well, I would say hang didn't there hang dinner fairly well
No twitching today some twitching would so wait. Why were you jumping and like what part of baseball is that? What was this commercial?
What do you mean what part of baseball is jumping? Jumping? You don't have to jump in baseball.
You don't have to jump in baseball, jump to catch a ball. Never! Did you ever play baseball?
That's a very rare, that is a very rare occurrence when you actually have to jump. That happens literally every play. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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Oh, by the way, I guess I must have been a fucking freak athlete then,
because I was always leading in this.
Or you were just way out of position and you're trying to make up hell and ground.
It's a different era of baseball.
I mean, they're working with the fucking trajectory and all that now.
They're trying to hit home. There's no more ground roll doubles.
Well, I don't know. I guess I was working with the MLB.
Okay.
And they know their shit and they said my boy needs to jump.
Were they making you like skip around the base?
I feel like Adam was like, you need me to jump around, right?
And they were like, not really.
I'm like acting like I'm catching, you know, balls over the fence.
And I'm like diving off second base and catching stuff.
Diving off second base?
Huh.
What the hell?
Yeah.
Why are you doing?
Jumping off the base, getting some air.
Hell yeah.
Well, you don't have to do that.
You don't have to do that.
That's you bringing your own flavor.
Well, of course.
You know, I've got to bring the stink to it.
But
Yeah, I feel like this is mostly your stink.
And they were like, it actually is starting to smell.
Yeah.
They're like, Adam, all you have to do is feel the grounder
You're like, I think it'd be sicker if I like jump off a second base for sure
Well, dude, but also bending hey you say feel the grounder like that's also easy for me
It's not easy. That would be very painful to get that low
To get that low and all hunched over bent over like that. I mean like like Isaac. What can Adam do?
He's like honestly, I'm eating snacks right now.
He's like Adam who?
Who? Oh my bad. Oh shit my client.
Do you guys have any more Takis? The reason my family can buy a new kitchen?
Who? Oh yeah. You're talking about the meal yeah. Oh, you're talking about the meal ticket?
Oh, you're talking about the remodel king?
Funk Rock, getting radical.
Oh, yeah.
So I did that yesterday.
Whenever I dress my children, I say, now these are Uncle Adam's clothes.
That's what they are.
Do you understand me?
Uncle, what's his name?
Oh, man! Uncle, what's his name? Godman!
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Have you ever thought about going voiceover?
I'm Hope Woodard, a comedian, creator, and
seeker of male validation. To most people, I'm the girl behind voiceover, the movement that exploded
in 2024. Voiceover is about understanding yourself outside of sex and relationships.
It's more than personal. It's political, it's societal, and at times,
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Okay, wait, so were you on set with an actual baseball player or is it just you like running around? No, no, no, and I don't think I could give away. I don't think I can give away the commercial
but it was a lot of blue screen. It was a lot of me jumping on shit and
you know, they had a mound that I was leaping off of and doing all kinds of shit.
Okay, well that sounds fun.
It was. It was very fun and it was fun to be back on set and one of the crew guys comes up to me and he was like,
You know I started my career on Workaholics.
Wait a minute.
And I'm like,
Okie dokie.
Wait are you Eric Griffin?
Oh shit dude.
I was like, oh shit it's been a minute Eric. He grip on crafty
Adam is me Adam Adam my god your your knuckles have somehow gotten the area
How the hell how the hell did that happen by the way Eric Griffin's gonna be on the cruise yes?
He is
Excited to have him not he's not allowed to do stand-up or anything really when he's just gonna be a cruise mascot
He's not allowed to do stand-up or anything really. He's just gonna be a cruise mascot.
Yeah, a lot of pictures.
Yeah, so he said that he worked on Workaholics as a background actor.
And now he's a prop master.
And he said that he would do that to just meet crew members.
And he met crew members on the set of Workaholics.
Who put him in contact with other people
who is how he got his first jobs in the business. Oh yeah brother. That's the way to do it.
And do you guys remember this because he was like I almost felt like he was making it up I'm like
maybe this is another show because he was like I go what episode or what scene do you remember
and he goes all I can remember is you guys have rigged a
Pinball machine or like an arcade game to be a bong and the smoke was coming out of the the
Where you put the quarters in?
I think he was he was on Blue Mountain State is probably what
Because I was like I thought you were Reacher. God damn.
It happens a lot.
It happens a lot.
That's what it is.
You get mistaken for Reacher a lot.
That's so embarrassing, dude.
I'm so sorry.
I know.
I hate that.
I hope they do a whole recut of Reacher with Adam as Reacher.
That would be fucking sick.
OK, yeah.
What?
He like can't run as well.
He sort of looks at people.
He just looks at people and they get hella scared.
It's called, it's called can't reach her.
Oh! Damn son!
Okay, yeah.
Yes points!
I like that.
Can't quite reach her.
Okay!
Yeah, I would like to see that.
What's she called? A recut?
A little recut, yeah.
Yeah, or like a...
I'd like to see a recut.
What is it? A frame by frame?
A frame by frame recut, but with the atomized reacher?
That would be sick.
Oh, and we also shot pretty close to the Workaholics house.
We shot in Panorama City.
Sure.
And man, it felt good to be over there.
It felt good to leave.
During the day, it was 112 degrees.
The rest of LA, the LA basin was like 72.
It was like a beautiful day yesterday.
And raining.
Panorama City was like 112.
And then as soon as night happened, it was 11 degrees.
It was so cold immediately.
And then we'd leave, and it was a long day.
We left at like 11 o'clock damn and when did I leave?
Like 4 p.m.. Yeah, I gotta beat traffic
So yeah, no he left he left at the same time
He still was getting crafty oh, he's like I'm staying for pizza brother. He's like
There's nachos. Did you want nachos? I know you probably don't want nachos, but but there's nachos. I'm going to get nachos real quick. Oh, fuck. I shouldn't get nachos.
Um, but as I'm leaving, Night Walkers came out. I saw them creep out. The Night Walkers.
We're talking prostitutes? Yes. Panoramic prostitutes. Yeah, I remember this. You remember
then the Night Walkers. Yeah. We were outside of. We were outside of the workaholics' office.
They'd be like,
Rarrr, rarrr.
You would see them when you would...
Some days you'd have to get to work at like 5.30 in the morning
and you would see them starting to hobble back home.
Yeah.
Or you see them like...
They had that walk, yeah.
Yeah, they got to avoid the sun.
They had that walk.
The sun can't hit them.
They're like sinners. Rarrr, rarr sun can't hit them. They're like sinners.
Have we ever, they're like sinners.
They just break into a river dance.
Have we talked about the story when, awesome movie.
Have we told the story about when the woman jumped out
of the moving car on set?
I think we did, but it was probably a long.
It's a pretty good story.
Yeah, that was episode like 45.
Should we tell it again?
Hit him with it, hit him with it, Dersie.
It's a bagel.
So we're filming outside the house,
which is set on like a super long block in the valley.
And we just see like police roll up on this car and everyone starts looking down the way.
And we have trucks that are parked all the way that have like our props, costumes,
da da da da. We think somebody like broke into the truck and was trying to steal
something and was trying to steal something.
And the car, the car kind of guns it past where we're all standing
Past one of the cops that had blocked off the street and then a cop who was with us
Jumps in front of the car with his gun out which these are these are like set cops
So they haven't been on the force in the wild so they're just ready to draw dude
And also I love set cops because they're all like you basically
Retire your retirement as a cop isn't to be a set cop because you could still get
paid you still get all the benefits and the uniform you look hot you look so
sexy but you're 70 years old and you're mostly sitting in a chair all day. Or you
probably murdered somebody and you're on like leave and they go you know what
just go to workaholics for a couple of weeks.
Just it's fine. Go to drive out to Van Nuys borderline panorama city.
BF Van Nuys.
This car is like cruising by all of us kind of standing near the street.
Too fast to drive with like pedestrians.
Too fast. Too furious.
Cop pulls the gun out, jumps in front of it,
has it on the guys like roll your fucking window down
like full on cop mode.
I'll do it.
And we were like, we're rolling here.
Yeah, hey Sam.
Get the footy.
Sound.
You're blowing the take.
And we're like, what happened?
Did he like steal something and try and drive off?
And so then the cop comes back and explains it to us,
because we can't film anything until this goes away. He goes, so apparently that guy picked up
a prostitute around the corner. He turned on your guy street. He thought it was a, or she thought it
was a sting. And so she jumped out of the moving car. Everyone down the block saw that thought
he pushed her out of the car and was chasing him. So he gunned it past us. And that's when
the dude near us pulled the gun out on him. I love it. I love that he turned the corner
and she saw like lights, cameras, trucks, and she's like, oh, the fix is this. It's a huge sting.
It's a massive sting to get me.
This is a massive sting.
They've caught thousands of us.
Blake, this is a Valley hooker working midday.
Yeah, this is a midday Tuesday.
I'm saying, though, she must have been notorious.
She was probably a gobbler.
Really out here.
A true gobbler. She's like, they finally got her. I was going to say the opposite. She was probably like a gobbler. A true, true gobbler. She was like, they finally got me.
I was going to say the opposite.
She was a top 10 gobbler.
I was going to say this was her first day on the job.
Oh.
And she's like, I don't know any better.
They finally got me.
Yeah, she's dumb.
But she jumped out of a moving car and then darted off.
And everyone thought that she had been kidnapped and like whatever who knows anyway
imagine you're a little kid and you're just like looking out your bad your like back window
and you're trying to like go down for your nap or whatever you know and you're like okay
and then okay I'm imagining yeah I'm imagining yeah imagine this imagine you're like four
years old five years old you're just like your mom's like it's afternoon when uh nap
time to go to bed, honey.
Love you. Sweet dreams.
I'm looking out my back window.
Yeah!
And then you peek out your back window
and you just see this gobbler creep over your fence.
He's just like, wow, wow.
And your first word is, my gobbler.
Adam, what is this picture you're painting?
I don't even understand.
Where did this go? Gobbler! Imagine you're painting? I don't even understand. Where does this go?
Gobbler!
Imagine you're a kid trying to take a nap
and a gobbling hooker jumps over your fence
and you see her and you're trying to nap.
This is one of your penthouse stories, bro.
I don't even understand.
Weird.
That's not even a story.
Those are just two things that are happening
at the same time.
This took a turn.
I'm just saying, if you're a kid
and you see something like that.
Did this happen to you?
First of all, no one is ever,
no one's gonna believe you.
No one's gonna believe you, right?
You're not even gonna know it's a gobbler.
You're a kid.
You're gonna say this is a crazy looking woman
with stockings, with some crazy makeup.
You know, looking like you're a gobbler.
This is so specifically something that happened to you.
This is why you guys had to leave Iowa.
It never happened to me.
What was happening in Iowa, dude?
Although some shit has happened.
I never saw any goblers, but I told you guys that my neighbor
directly across the street used to get butt naked in her window.
And she was a senior in high school.
And it was directly across.
Our houses were like 20
feet apart or however far and she'd get butt naked yeah and me and my friends
would pop popcorn and watch the show it was fantastic.
Just count your blessings okay? I know I'm just saying but the kid who's trying to nap and a gobbler.
I'm saying what an event that would be I'm just saying what an event that would be.
That would be they would it would definitely stick with you.
You gotta make that short film.
You gotta make that short film.
You gotta make that Pixar, dude. That's a good ass Pixar movie.
The Gobbler coming to theaters next year.
Goodnight, honey.
Goodnight, sweetheart.
Have a good nap.
You'll never nap again.
The Gobbler.
Damn. She goes, let me gobble. You'll never nap again, the gobbler. The gobbler. Damn. She hops over and she goes, let me gobble.
Here's the pitch.
So there's a kid who's trying to nap,
but he can't because the gobbler just crawled over the fence,
I think is what you said.
Oh my God.
Just flopped over.
And so also he has to like, like the window,
he's napping near the window, he has to see the fence.
Dude, the window, it's, he's, you know, he cracked open the window, he's looking out,
he's daydreaming, he doesn't want to take the snap.
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You just let your kid just roast in the sun, like the crib is right by the window, man.
That seems super problematic.
He's not, this, this isn't my child.
My child is too young to know, to even, I'm saying this is an older child.
Right.
I mean how old, when do they stop napping? When do they stop napping? I don't know.
It all depends.
Oh, three? Oh, okay.
I started napping again.
I feel like you start, I thought that you were like eight when you're done napping or some shit, but okay.
Yeah.
No.
So hey, guess what? This story doesn't really work.
Do you guys, can I ask you?
And it's just kind of a boring question,
but do you guys nap?
Do you guys nap at all?
Oh, please.
You ever hit the nap?
Oh, hey Blake, cool question.
I actually love this question.
Do you guys ever nap?
Do you guys nap at all?
Do you guys nap?
Hey, do you guys nap?
I be getting hella tired at three o'clock.
I get so tired at three o'clock now.
I'm a bitch, man.
Doesn't matter how much Celsius I drink
or five hour energy or Zoa energy.
Do we think it's the buzz balls that you drank
earlier in the day that maybe put you to sleep?
As you know, I am out of buzz balls.
I got no buzz balls.
You killed that plug, bro.
You pulled that plug real quick.
He also took some shots at the blue blockers.
Hey, by the way, that's, I didn't kill it. That's on them.
If they, if they double down on their love of Blake, man, that would really put me in my place, wouldn't it?
They've gone radio silent. That is a dead...
All I'm saying is that would really put me in my place if they went all in on Blake, dumped a truck of money on him,
dumped, covered him in buzz balls, just bathed him in these balls.
It would really put me in my place. It would. Let's show him. Let's show Adam.
Let's really show him. That'd be cool.
Adam, you're a big napper. We know that. I like to nap, yeah. Yeah. I nap once a year maybe.
It's a whole thing.
What do you mean it's a whole thing?
Like you...
Like when it's about to happen, I'm like, here we go.
This is the nap.
And it usually will be if the boys turn on a movie at one in the afternoon and I'm like,
all right, I'll hang out.
But it's maybe something I'm not interested in halfway through.
I'm out. I'm out.
And you're a cinephile.
And it's once a year.
Wow, and do you make the announcement,
you're like, boys, daddy's going down for the one nap.
It kind of, I will not be disturbed,
I guess is a better way to put it.
Do you go to bed?
Do you go to your bed, or do you consider
just to fall asleep on the couch and nap?
On the couch, the couch, yeah.
And you don't even fall asleep on the couch? That's crazy to me. No, wait, what? No, I do, I fall asleep on the couch and that. On the couch, the couch, yeah. And you don't even fall asleep on the couch?
That's quite easy to me.
No, wait, what?
No, I do.
I fall asleep on the couch.
I nap right there while the movie is going.
No, I'm saying just only once a year you do that.
Because I do that.
Yeah, once a week.
I mean, once or twice a week.
Yeah, I'm always falling asleep.
I mean, I'm also on a ton of medication, so that might help.
Wait, what?
But also, wait, what?
I won't shut up about it.
But I feel like I've been doing this for years and years.
That, you know, mid-day.
You're a good napper.
Oh, yeah, I could just.
You can just laying on set, you could close your eyes.
You don't need much.
Yes.
On set, I could just do a quick, you know, power,
15-minute power nap.
I can do that. And workaholics sometimesolics sometimes like at lunch if I was tired. I just go crash out
Oh, I would I would always bust a nap the lunch lunch nap is manned up. Oh, yeah on gemstones
I wouldn't I would nap 100% every day. I would take a nap and then I would eat after my nap. Oh hell
Yeah, bro. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Yeah, man.
That's the day.
And hey Blake, you asked these hard-hitting questions, so I'm gonna answer.
No, I love it. This is the kind of info I like.
And what about you, Blake? You're a napper?
I nap pretty much every day at around 3 o'clock. I hit about a 15-minute nap.
Oh, every day?
Yeah, dude. I get so tired.
And what are you doing that makes you so tired?
Do we think it's from drinking six days a week or?
Yeah, it's because you're out till three at fucking Cha Cha.
No, I don't.
I do stay up late.
I stay up till about 1 o'clock every night.
OK, I don't do that anymore.
I used to do that.
I can't do it anymore.
I've got to drop kids off in the morning at school.
So what time do you get up?
Because that's when I stopped.
7 a.m.
Yeah, because now I get up at about 7.
And so I don't sleep... I don't... I can't do that.
I can't stay up until 1 a.m.
I'm starting to admit to myself, like recently I've been like,
bro, just go to bed. You're not watching anything.
It's not worth it.
It's not worth it.
Yeah, what are you doing? I mean, you, you know, just jerking off a lot.
Is that what you're doing?
Well, that's around the 12 o'clock hour.
Yeah.
All right.
So not only are you jerking off once a night, you're sleepy.
You're napping once a day.
Bow to your sensei.
OK.
So you're jerking off with everyone at the crib at night
where, like, anyone can hear any little creak, creak, creak,ak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak cre Do you jerk off with headphones on? I do. Never jerk off with headphones on.
Why not?
That is asking for trouble, brother.
That's like J. Owen with the VR goggles on.
Well, I do that too.
Don't do that.
That's when your whole family shows up
for like a surprise birthday party and you're like,
hey, you gotta sign up for YouTube to see Ders jerk off. You gotta sign up for YouTube to see Ders Cherkov.
You gotta sign up.
And to see my blue block.
And my new hat.
You cannot end your new hat, which is really cool.
Worth it.
You can't J.O. with headphones on.
You can't J.O. with headphones on.
I would say if anything J-O and like mute it.
Just do visuals.
Oh god, you suck.
Wait, you have to have audio to J-O?
Doesn't hurt.
Yes, I would say I need the audio more than I even need the visuals.
I had the visuals.
I could close my eyes and have every-
Wait a minute.
This is important. Hang minute. This is hang on
This is this is it. I could close my eyes and have every visual
I would ever need now the sound is what I need
Really?
Okay, did you guys ever have when when port when port home porno on the computer is brand new
Did you guys ever have just sound wave files of like fucking?
No, I didn't.
No, I did not.
I remember.
You wanna see it?
It was before you could get a whole movie.
What?
It was before, it was like you could get pictures.
And what year was this?
Or you remember you're the oldest person we know.
So what year was this?
What is this?
This is probably 96, 97.
This is DOS?
This is MS DOS?
See, this was, yeah, this was right before my time.
Wait, you're saying you would just download,
and now we're getting back to our roots of the pod,
you would just download the audio?
Yeah, we went from napping right into J.O.
and as we do.
You went and just downloaded audio of Forno, no visual.
Adam forgot the whole Night Walkers chapter
that brought us to Napping.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good luck.
Good luck.
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Well, dude, I listened to an entire episode of Smart List
for the first time ever the other day.
It's not bad.
They didn't talk about jerking off
or streetwalkers one time.
And I admittedly, I was a little disappointed.
I'm like, I was like, it also made me go,
maybe this is why they're infinitely more successful
than we are.
It's possible.
What is it even about then?
Yeah, what is it?
What could three guys even talk about if it's not jerk off?
It's a lot of industry.
It's a lot of industry.
J-O-ing or streetwalkers.
What could they even talk about with Sir Paul McCartney?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
Well, wouldn't you like to hear about his J-O routine?
Because I bet it's psychotic.
Oh, I'm a dry guy, actually.
No lotion at all.
No need.
All I need is the audio, baby.
Very psychedelic.
I'm choking the chicken, mate. Eightic. Wow. I'm choking the chicken mate.
Eight days a week I'm choking the chicken.
Dyrs's impression isn't good, but infinitely better than Blake's.
Blake was Austin Powers immediately.
Blake's just too...
Yeah baby, shagadelic.
No, he's like, no actually I don't think I can do Paul.
Yeah you can, go for it, go for it.
Who do you think you can do? And you. Hey, I'm Paul. I'm Sir Paul McCartney.
Yeah.
That's pretty good, but isn't that John Lennon? I feel like Paul...
That's more John. Yeah.
Paul doesn't really talk like that.
No, it's softer. It's softer, man.
It's softer?
Softer.
I feel like he's very normal.
He just says, oh, it's me, Paul McCartney.
That's it. That's the Paul.
I'm from the band, the Beatles.
You're a stupid dumbass.
Yeah.
I don't know if I even know what Ringo sounds like.
Todd just sent me a link, a Vice article saying,
The Beatles have been talking about jerking off together since the 60s.
What the?
And I never was a Beatles guy, but they-
What the?
Hearing-
But now I am.
Now I'm like, are they my favorite band?
Do you love him? In a recent GQ article, Parma Kourtney shared a touching teenage story of jerking off with his friend and bandmate
John Lennon. Oh. See you guys. Oh, yeah. And this is... and I hear I thought we were close.
I've never jerked off with you guys. I've never wanted to wanted to Well that sucks for you because that's all I want to do
It's all you you're like maybe this podcast we can do it. This is all I want to do that would be sick
We should do it. Let's do it when we turn
69 deal okay deal
Okay, Ders is right around the corner as long long as we, yeah, as long as we, um, do it on the podcast.
Okay.
Fair enough.
I hope we're potting.
We gotta be potting.
I hope we're potting.
But we just all live on a cruise ship now together.
Yeah.
Oh God.
It's just a, it just keeps circling, keeps circling the globe.
Oh man.
Wait, get, so keep going on this.
Is there any more info about this this beetle mania?
What's in the chat here?
It's just they just they just jerked off really like and that was that did they grow closer?
Did they write a song about it? He said you want to know the real secret of the Beatles?
It's that they masturbated together this
Publication ran with the headline. Here's a story about Paul McCartney and John Lennon cranking their hogs.
I guess I'm a huge fan of...
It said cranking their hogs?
Yeah, cranking their hogs.
Who wrote this? Kevin Netton?
No, it's GQ article.
What the hell?
The yellow submarine is George's penis.
We all living it.
Gotcha bitch! We all living it. It's so big we all living it
mate. He definitely is active. And then the New York Post ran an article that's
ran a cover story that said beat the meatles. What the points to them. That's
pretty good. Yeah. Yes points! I'm still over here thinking about Norwegian wood
like what we got there's gotta be something
That's pretty good
And then there and then they their Instagram posts tweeted out that cover story
And then the Instagram post wrote today's cover they got off with a little help from their friends. I mean hell these guys
Points that's good. That's really good. So the Beatles did not deny this.
They actually offered up this information.
They didn't deny it.
They're a fucking b...
Apparently, yeah.
That's great.
I mean, I'm not going to sit here and read an article.
You guys know how I feel about articles.
I can't read.
Absolutely not.
I'd be bothered to read.
Just keep reading the captions under the pictures.
I read a few headlines.
Adam likes listicles is what we're into over here.
Damn.
Well here I guess is an antidote.
Word of the day.
Hey, what happened?
We used to have wanking sessions when we were young at Nigel Wally's house in Wulton.
This has got to be an onion article.
No.
What a wanking session.
A wanking session.
We'd stay overnight and we'd all sit in armchairs and we'd put all the lights out
and being teenage pubescent boys, we'd all wank.
What we used to do.
So someone would say, Bridget Bardot.
Ooh, that would keep everyone on par.
Then someone probably John would say Winston Churchill.
Oh, no.
And it would completely ruin everyone's concentration.
John.
That's pretty good.
Wake up!
Dude, how cute were people before porno?
Yeah, it was a better world.
Like, you used to just say Bridget Bardot,
and these teenage boys are just cranking in an armchair.
Very psychedelic. Very psychedelic, mate. You used to just say Bridget Bardot and these teenage boys are just cranking in an armchair.
Good one, Ben. Very psychedelic.
Very psychedelic, mate.
Oh, Winston Churchill.
But again, it comes back to the audio.
They were in the dark. All they had to do was hear the name.
Oh my God.
Oh, you know what a funny thing happened to me the other day that I was like, oh yeah, this is probably weird
My wife caught me just looking at I just looked up
2,000 Well, we'll be your alibi. Go ahead. Yeah, two thousands photos of Jennifer. Love he went
And I just was looking at photos of Jennifer love he went and she's doing and I go
Oh, I'm just looking at photos of Jennifer love he-Wit. And she goes, why? And I go, you know what?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Research.
I think she was just the hottest woman alive
and to me at that time and I just thought of her
and I just wanted to look at a photo of her.
She was like, okay, weirdo.
With the power of the internet, I have acted.
I was able to just quickly look at these photos and jog.
Like, it shook me to my core and it shook me to my core again.
I get it.
Yeah.
And I think she should understand, like, it has nothing to do with her.
Sure.
That's all you need to say.
You know what, actually, honey?
This has nothing to do with you.
Yeah.
Keep it walking.
She was fine with it.
She was just like, weird.
Of course.
Yeah.
And you know, you go, actually, it's not weird and it has nothing to you know you go, actually it's not weird and it has nothing to do with you.
Yeah, it's not weird and it has nothing to do with you.
And then your voice started to raise a little bit.
Dude, and didn't she date Jamie Kennedy for a minute?
I, sure.
That, that sounds like it checked out.
I think she did. Todd, do some research there.
I think she dated Jamie Kennedy.
And for him.
And then I was like, oh, being a comedy person can work out.
It can really work out.
Oh, yeah.
And let's not all, let's all not forget
that the first office we had for Workaholics
was down the hall from the Jamie Kennedy experience.
And Jamie Kennedy was driving a Bentley Continental GT, which is arguably
my favorite car of all time the last 15 years or so.
Yessir. Yeah, he was ballin'.
And I'm like, I don't know if he could have, could he, did he have GT Continental money?
I don't know. He might have been, he might have been.
I think he did OK.
But I mean.
And I'm not saying he's like destitute.
No.
Kennedy crushed.
Yeah.
But that's a very expensive whip.
I think it's, I think any of us could own a GT Continental.
OK.
But I would be sleeping in it.
Yes, Blake maybe not.
Right.
But here's what, here's something someone said to me today,
because I was talking about like, she's an actress,
and I was like, oh, you know,
like living in your means is like a good thing.
That way you don't have that crazy pressure
of like a house you can't afford or cars or whatever.
And she was like, oh yeah, I heard someone say
that if you can't afford something five times over
what it costs,
don't get it.
And I was like, oh, that's interesting.
Yeah, I heard Jay-Z said that.
Oh yeah, there you go.
But also that's such a fucking rich asshole thing to say.
Yeah, what the fuck, five times?
Yo, cut it to three.
People buy a house and take a mortgage out.
Not everyone has so many millions in the bank that they could buy a mortgage is different
she's just talking about like a car or like a leather jacket or
Fucking sure like a watch or motorcycle or watch or shoes. What are other things?
Really rare comic book. I'm blanking on things
What are some things what a sunglasses clouds?
not clouds.
Blue blankets.
Baseball caps.
Blue sweaters.
Curtains.
White tea.
Secrets.
Secrets? No, not fucking.
I can't name just objects.
This is crazy.
Sentences.
Fuck.
Yeah, that's good advice.
But he was rocking the GT Continental.
And whether he could afford it or not,
let's not get in the weeds there, but.
I refuse.
But the cooler thing, even in this car
that he may or may not have been able to afford,
he couldn't.
But he had a.
Jennifer Love G-Wit.
Yeah.
My God.
Maybe she bought it for him.
Maybe she got it for him.
I saw, I don't know why,
but this must be in the universe or something, but I saw, I think't know why, but this is, must be in the universe or something,
but I saw like, I think Sam sent me a TikTok
of a guy being asked like, who is the hottest person,
like the hottest chick on the planet?
And then like, I got the question bounced to me,
and I was like, I reached back.
I didn't know my answer now.
I always just-
No, there is no now.
I'm like, to me it was always like,
what came to mind was Jessica Alba, Sin City.
That was my, I'm like, maybe that's my number one
of all time.
Yeah, Jessica Alba was a leader of the pack, for sure.
A super babe.
A supernova.
Still very beautiful, of course.
Yeah.
Tyra Banks cover of Sports Illustrated.
Okay. Boom.
Do you guys remember this?
I do. Pull that up.
Pull that up.
Todd, we put that in the chat.
Dude, you got to, you have to reach back
because even, because Chloe was saying like,
well what about- Adam's like,
Chloe on our wedding day.
All right.
Well, yeah, well.
What about Megan Fox?
And I'm like, for sure.
She's kind of, her stock kind of went,
maybe it should have kind of actually got up.
She seems a little more obtainable if she's kind of daily.
Hey guys, the file has been shared.
Holy moly.
Yeah, she's stacked.
Yeah, that's a cablamo.
That is a cablamo.
No, that's not it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's it, that's it. That one, yeah. Thank you, thank you. With the polka dots. Oh, cause I was about to say, she has meat on her bones
and I like that, the polka dots.
With the polka dots.
Iconic.
Iconic.
God damn.
God damn.
This is a real dude cast.
God damn.
Wouldn't mind if she climbed over my fence during a nap.
Yeah, I would like that.
But I think it has to be,
it has to be from an age when you were, I think the hottest girl that you could imagine has to be from when you were a teenager, right?
When it was just like...
Yeah. Yes, Adam, yes.
You know, when you were, it was just peak, peak horniness levels.
That's when you're just getting like spinal tapped with the fucking...
You're like, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Like you print out a picture of her off the internet
and tape it on your binder, she's so hot.
You're like, I just want to look at this picture,
get horny about it.
The woman who played Supergirl back in the day,
Helen Slater.
Okay, I don't...
Now you're...
That's Doby Gilles shit.
Come on, you're way too in the crates now, dude.
Todd, throw some Helen Flavoured Supergirl in the chat, please.
Stop, dude. Stop.
Todd, don't do that. If anything, throw up 2000's Jennifer Love He Would because...
Oh, yeah.
And by the way, I will say, Chloe kind of looks like Jennifer Love He Would.
I think I had a type that I
Went for it. You gravitated towards that. Yeah. Yeah, that's really cool, dude
But I do think it was like it's kind of like a hard question when somebody asked like who's the hottest?
Like hottest girl on earth right now. I wouldn't I wouldn't be able to say no
I wouldn't be able to say I couldn't even I don't know
I think I think you go who's the hottest girl?
And I immediately, I think, would say early 2000s.
Right.
Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Yeah.
J Love?
That's a banger.
Who is this?
Now I'm gonna think about this for a minute.
I'm pissed now!
That's the thing, you would think you would have it
right at the top of mind.
You'd think that would be something you could just.
And as far as dudes go, Blake, what's your answer as far as dudes go?
Oh, that's easy. It's always going to be Brad Pitt. Come on, man.
Yeah, Brad Pitt Fight Club for sure. Oh, wait, have you guys...
No, right now, Brad Pitt.
Brad Pitt at any time.
F1 or whatever. F1, Brad Pitt.
Yeah, mature.
I just saw photos of Brad Pitt, and it was something like, these photos are breaking the internet, ah!
But it was Brad Pitt just wearing work gloves
and dirty boots and shit.
Knocking on them all!
He did look cool as shit, and I was like,
why does Brad Pitt just dirty look cool?
He just looks fucking radical.
He looks better.
A little scummy.
To be fair, he looks cool always.
Doing anything.
Yeah, he wore like the dress in the desert.
He looked cool.
But I think guys in general,
they look a little better when they are.
Cause you don't want to be a sex object.
You want to be someone who can do something, right?
So like- Yeah, I'm a manly tough guy.
When he's on the roof in
Once upon a time in Hollywood with like the work belt and the fucking hammer or whatever he's doing. Oh god
There's going I came in my pants
Straight-up peewee her
Think about our podcast is we don't just it's not only for the dudes
We give a little something for the women too, you know, of course we do
Well, but I do think Brad Pitt was kind of a bad answer.
Yeah, that's top of mind.
I should have led with, like we need somebody now.
There's gotta be somebody really hot right now.
No, Jared Leto.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, you have to go back to when we were kids,
like peak level.
Is it Jonathan Taylor Thomas?
What are we doing? What the hell? Is like peak level. Is it Jonathan Taylor Thomas? What are we doing?
What the hell?
Is it JTT?
Is it?
No, that was like a, if you're like Tiger Beat.
He was a boy, Blake likes men.
Yeah, that's like Tiger Beat.
Like if you're trying to get a little like tweed love.
Well then it is for sure, then it is for sure B-Pit.
Without a doubt.
Pick a Lawrence brother, go.
There's some hot dudes right now.
I'm telling you, I'm not thinking of somebody who's super hot.
There's more hot guys now than hot girls, apparently.
We can't even think of one.
Oh, there's a lot of hot boys.
Hot boys.
Name three.
I don't know any.
Name three.
Well, I'm bad with names, but who was the dude in Twisters or whatever?
Glenn Powell.
Glenn Powell? Oh yeah, he's pretty fucking sexy
No, Ders is hotter than him. Thank you. I've been saying it all day
I mean out two of my favorites are on the fucking pod right now. I think you guys are gorgeous
I relate every hot guy every hot guy that's out there right now. I just relate to Anders
I'm just like is Anders hotter. I know that's kind of your bar
Yeah, are they above our be hotter hotter than Anders? I know, that's kind of your bar. Yeah.
Are they above or beyond?
Is he hotter than Anders?
Yeah.
That's cool.
When Ders really dials it in.
Dude, you're going to make me spin out, Adam.
When Ders really dials it in, my god.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Every 10 years when he dials it in.
Oh my god.
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Speaking of dialing it in, did you guys dial in the Pee-Wee documentary?
I was about to say I have not yet and I'm really mad about that.
I didn't know that it was out.
Does it talk about him jerking off in the theater?
Of course, of course it does.
Come on, come on.
I just want to party.
But that's not what it's about.
It's not like a hit, it's not a hit piece, right?
It's more about like honoring like the creative process of Pee-wee's playhouse.
So Blake hasn't seen it, but yeah, that's sure.
No, it's not.
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
Okay.
So I have not seen it, but I have a lot like it's it's crazy.
It's crazy how impactful that dude is because a lot of people who I follow on social media,
like artists, people they like they like stole his host.
No, no. They like made posts about like, you know,
really heartfelt shit, like wrote big paragraphs where you're like, God damn,
I'm like, what the fuck about just like how much.
When he died or for the documentary?
The doc where they're just like, no, they shouldn't have. Here's,
here's my big takeaway. And by the way, when Pee Wee died,
I did drop a paragraph and I was like,
he had the ability to make everyone feel like
he was their like special, like,
oh, I like Pee Wee Herman actually, that's my shit.
And it's like, no, it's everybody's shit.
He just had that kind of like draw or whatever.
I love Pee Wee's Big Adventure
is my top 10 movies of all time.
Watch it.
And seeing him in other shows and movies, super funny.
Blow, my favorite movie of all time.
Blow, Adam Sandler.
When he guested on 30 Rock
and played like this ambassador freak show,
it was amazing.
I didn't see that.
You gotta watch it.
Oh, righty then. And then he was in Blow.
Yeah, that's right, Adam.
Feel like you just said that.
He was a voice in Tigtone.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, I actually met him.
He's really nice.
But my big thing walking away from this documentary
was that Peewee was just a little bit of a cunt
and probably super hard to work with.
Oh, really?
I'm excited.
Well, I think he had a very clear vision or like a...
I think he's a control freak genius with a absolute gift,
but he was also like,
I'm going to be the funniest in the room
and I'm going to decimate everyone around me.
That is the, that's the deal.
So that's what the documentary kind of portrayed, apparently.
It's not what it portrayed, but it's what it showed.
It showed everything.
It showed his childhood.
It's very honest.
Well, I heard the reason that he jerked off in this theater was that he had...
Oh, come on, Carol!
Well, that was what took him down, right?
Yeah, okay.
Go there.
Well, I know you don't like to talk about jerking off suddenly when it's about a childhood
hero. I love talking about jerking off. Funny how that works, isn't it, Adam't like to talk about jerking off suddenly when it's about a child when it's about a child
I love talking about that works. Isn't it?
I love talking about jerking off.
No, I love talking about jerking off. I wish people would just get past that.
You know Blake, you're normally not that funny, but this is funny.
Well, no, it's because that's what took him down. That's what like kind of ruined his career, which sucks.
That's true.
Which is one of the only reasons I'm not jerking off in public, you know?
Sure. Which sucks which is one of the only reasons. I'm not jerking off in public. You know sure
It's the one thing you were about to do it in the documentary came out and you're like
No it is bullshit cuz all he did was J.O. in a porno theater like leave him the fuck alone
Let him do it, but the reason he he did it is he had his in-laws apparently this is the story
Did you watch the doc no No, no, no, I had no friends of his
that said this is what happened.
Okay.
He had his in-laws, they were in town,
and this is what I was told on that.
I know, but why don't you ask what happened?
He was at back home.
Well, I'm gonna find out in a second,
but I was told.
He was back home in Florida, but go ahead.
Oh, he was back home in Florida.
So he was at his in-laws.
He was back home in Florida with his parents, and he was like, back home in Florida. So he was at his in-laws. He was back home in Florida with his parents
and he was like, I gotta go fuck into a theater and beat off.
Oh, okay.
As we all have the thought.
Perfect.
As we all have.
We all think we need to do that.
Yeah.
Well, they don't even have theaters.
Do jerk-off theaters anymore, really, right?
I'll find you one.
They do in Hollywood, I think, don't they?
No, of course they do.
Yeah, I know Dears does. Did they close them. Oh, not really though. Not that's how that's how guys meet guys still
Not really, I think I think they've it's really dried up that sack is dried up, but it's a bummer
I mean all these the Cinerama don't shut down Arclight AMC
I remember one time and I don't think Blake was with us. I think was me and Kyle. I wasn't there. We went to the IHOP
in Miracle Mile, okay that we would go to quite often at night and
we were we parked in that little parking lot in the back if you remember Blake and
we
There was a car parked there and you could get the internet of the IHOP if you parked in this one spot and this guy
I see ya his
Full laptop open just full-on reclined back and watching porno
Sublime directory up and about
Cranking cranking down just going for it and both Kyle and I we weren, ew, disgusting. We were like, good for you, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're going to do that.
Good for you, buddy.
Can you go take a lap?
Because I know, I'm sure you have a family at home.
Send that man an orange juice.
I'm sure you have a family at home,
and you don't, you'd wanted to get away real quick.
And you're able to-
Wi-Fi was sparse.
By the way, this is like every internet cafe.
When Emma lived in Africa, in whatever country,
she was like, I would go to the internet cafe
because that's what you had to do.
And it's just me sending emails back home
and every dude watching porno.
What?
In public, in front of people?
Yeah, because they were like, dude.
Pizza, pizza.
They're like, if you go to the fucking internet cafe,
guess what?
You can type in fucking
and you just watch videos of people fucking.
And they're like, all right, let's go.
Well, that's essentially every public library right now.
Yeah.
No, they have blocks.
All the books have been fucked.
No, they block it, dude.
You can't get on those sites.
Well, dude, you could figure a way around it, obviously.
Yeah, I guess once you crack the code and you know the loopholes...
You know there has to be a loophole.
Oh, breastfeeding videos.
Out the gate.
Brazilian wax videos.
Well, do you don't think homeless guys are good at finding ways to watch porno?
Yeah, they're probably fantastic.
They're like MacGyver.
They're pros.
It's almost the only thing they're good at. So good at it. They're like MacGyver. They're pros. It's almost the only thing they're good at
Oh good at it. They're like MacGyver out there. They're like fucking Tom Cruise mission impossible out here, dude
Absolutely, they're cracking that code. What do you mean by that exactly? Blake and I Blake I'm with you
But what do you mean exactly by that? I'm just like dent dent
I'm just thinking of a homeless guy like, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
Coming down like.
Got me hard, got my pecker hard.
I wanna see the, what is it, MI8?
I'm excited about it.
I've yet to see it.
My mom sent me a text.
She goes, I just saw Tom Cruise.
It was awesome.
And I was like, oh.
Hell yeah, he's still got it.
Where'd you see him? Oh, the movie, the movie, yeah, yeah. I didn't, I didn't even, I was awesome, and I was like oh yeah, he still got it. Where where'd you see him? Oh the movie the movie?
Yeah, I didn't I like I didn't even I was like what the fuck are we okay?
You went to the movies and you saw mission impossible got it
That's cool. Yeah, that's a cool way to do it. I do want to say so any take backs any apologies any epic slams
Look to be clear. I'm not calling Paul Rubin's a cunt.
Okay.
No, it makes sense.
What I'm saying is that it seemed like it was tough to work with a guy who kind of...
...has probably the best taste in the room and a fucking chunk in a damn pocket.
And he's chunking, right?
When he's trying to do an apology.
God damn it.
The first time Jers has ever taken anything back.
Yeah, anything back, yeah.
Aw. You chunked out. Oh, you're here, you're here, you're back. Yeah, anything back. Yeah.
Aw.
You chunked out.
Oh, you're here.
You're here.
You're here.
I knew I was chunking.
We're here, you know.
It makes sense.
No, I think any time you're a person that's that prolific and that creative, you have
to have a very strong will that you're imposing on people to have your vision be clear.
He was writing the book for it.
I mean, outside of like Jim Henson and shit like that.
Here's the other little thing.
He's got this boyfriend before he joins the groundlings
and his boyfriend does a little voice
when he's eating breakfast that is like,
mm, this is tasty, stole the voice from him.
God damn it, what a cunt.
I know, dude, I'm like, oh.
But also is his boyfriend a comedian or a...
Yeah, it's fine.
A performance artist, yeah.
Oh, okay. Well, I was like, if his boyfriend was just like...
You should have put him on.
...worked at some office, it's like, you could take them...
You know, that's fine, I would say.
It's a cool little window into Adam's world.
What the hell?
Well, it's like, you could do impressions of your family and friends and you know, it's...
Of course.
Especially if you're not a comedian, I would say that was totally fine.
Of course.
I guess, well, I was gonna say the reason I didn't watch the Pee Wee doc is because I instead clicked on the Dale Earnhardt doc, which is really freaking cool.
And this is the difference between us. It doesn't starve the penis.
It's really cool. You guys should definitely watch it.
It's fucking sick, dude.
How many episodes?
It's four.
That's three too many.
At least watch the first one because that's...
This is Dale Earnhardt, Sr.
It goes into Dale Earnhardt, Jr.
But the first episodes are of course senior because
Dale Jr. is not racing yet.
Is there a DE3?
Uh, no. I haven't got to the fourth episode.
I don't think he's on the track.
You know, Dale Earnhardt and I, Jr. were supposed to hang out in Charleston.
That's fucking cool, dude.
And then it never happened.
That's fucking cool.
Yeah.
He's busy making the doc.
I know.
All that shit is so...
It makes you go like, of course they made Talladega Nights.
Like, the world is so fucking cool and right.
Yeah, you're right.
I think I would really, really like it.
The characters, just everybody is as cool as fuck.
Where'd he get caught jacking off?
Um, every, everywhere, bro.
I mean, yeah, he didn't get caught.
You name it.
Oh, no, I'm not.
He caught the police with his cock.
Yeah, he's like, hey, get over here.
Let's go.
Let's go.
That's incredible.
I think I would really like that.
Yeah, check it out.
It's good.
It's Amazon Prime.
Stock car racing?
Right?
NASCAR.
NASCAR.
Yeah.
Isn't it?
Stock car?
Yep.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We don't know. He watched the documentary. I didn't. I think it's the same.
I don't think they were ever like stock. Yeah, but yeah, that is what it is.
Yeah, yeah, I believe so. Yeah. Oh my God.
Way to throw a wrench right in the- I was jerking off while I was watching.
Oh, fair enough. This was at midnight. Fair enough. This was at midnight. Oh, sure.
I was jerking off to Dale Earnhardt.
When the clock strikes midnight,
Blake cranks.
I'd like to take back
a lot of the hurtful things
I said about Isaac right up top.
He was more present
than I'm giving him credit for.
He never checked in, still.
He didn't do that because he's not an empathetic
person but also I probably didn't give him a chance. I was like I told because I won't
shut up you know you guys know me so I probably didn't give him a chance to be a good person
but he wouldn't have. Here's the deal. I like how even before you let him finish. Funk Rock, getting radical.
You know, we bully Isaac a lot on here.
We love him to death.
And he does deserve it.
He's a good guy.
But he's a great guy.
He's got a birthday coming up.
And I can't wait to celebrate him.
We're going to have a good time.
It's going to be a real throw down.
Should we get him a gift like we were talking about?
I mean, yeah, maybe.
Maybe.
Adam, don't wear that hat again.
I got him a little something.
What'd you get?
You got him something?
I'm not telling.
Well, we should all pitch in and get him something cool.
Or you got him a little something.
It should be a cool something.
OK, we can talk about it.
Or can we get in on that little something?
Yeah, maybe we just get in on that little something.
It's very small.
It's very small. That's all it needs to be. Even better, actually.
Yeah, yeah. That's all it needs. That way it becomes like a joke gift. It's like, wow, this is from all you guys?
That's even better. That's funny. Yeah. Well, it's not that good. Jesus. Even better. Even better.
It makes the joke funnier. I'll let you guys sign the card. All right. Great. great well that was another episode
this is important yeah baby yeah shagadelic
I'm the gobbler I'm the gobbler I'm'm the gobbler! Grrrr! I'm just trying to nap, mommy.
Sweet dreams, honey.
I'm the gobbler!
Grrrr!
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