This Is Important - Ep 252: Scorching Hawt Nap Talk

Episode Date: June 10, 2025

Today, this is what's important: Male friendships, camping, baseball, Workaholics, napping, jerking off, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Pee-wee Herman, & more. Click here for more information about the Thi...s Is Important Cruise.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:37 Today on This Is Important... You... jerk off with headphones on? Let me gobble! You print out a picture of her off the internet and tape it on your binder, is she so hot? Let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo And we're back! Never, never does it sense. What's up? What's up? How are you?
Starting point is 00:03:19 Oh, so good. Thanks for asking, man. What's up with them glasses today, Blake? I got the blue blockers on today. Yeah, are you? Oh, so good. Thanks for asking, man. What's up with them glasses today, Blake? I got the blue blockers on today. Yeah, are you sponsored? No, but I do have a friend who sends me blue blockers,
Starting point is 00:03:34 which I'm pretty psyched about. They actually slid in, they must have been meaning to slide into your DMs because blue blockers slid into my DMs the other day. Hello, welcome. This is interesting. This is interesting. And I said, uh, I'm good.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Thank you. Okay. Yeah. You said I'm all Gucci shades. You lose! You're off that. I'm good with some goofy glasses. Why do you like these big goofy glasses, Blake?
Starting point is 00:04:01 These actually, I don't really rock that often. They're supposed to go over your prescription glasses. You know, these are like the grandma, the real blockers, but they actually make some other, what? Cooler fashions. Yeah, yeah. Because what I imagine blue blockers, I only think of what you're currently wearing,
Starting point is 00:04:19 which is what the people in my great, great grandmother, or great, great aunt's nursing home would wear. Yeah, some Terminator X. And those people were dead. Yeah. Uh oh. Don Cain! They had already died and they were rotting corpses. That's life!
Starting point is 00:04:36 When you're dead, they put those sunglasses on you to let the EMTs know to come in and like just take you. These are some take me away. So no one has to look at your dead eyes. He's good to go. He's good to go. Well, wait, this is this is fascinating. And this is just how Hollywood works. OK, because I believe Blake was wearing blue blockers in a photo we took maybe from the Super Bowl.
Starting point is 00:04:57 And someone there spotted it because they followed me. And I noticed that does not go unnoticed in my OK. Social media. Hello! Another word, another word. Vocal fry, I didn't know you had vocal fry. Bringing it back. Is vocal fry still in fashion or what?
Starting point is 00:05:16 Oh yeah, my wife has vocal fry. They followed. Yikes. It's bad, it's bad. That's okay. They followed me, they slid into your DMs. Blake, are they following you at least? Well, it's my homie Ryan who's like in, like works for the company.
Starting point is 00:05:31 Okay. Do they follow me? I believe so. If I had to guess. Yeah. So Blake, it would just help me a lot if we said, hey, are you sponsored by Blue Blockers? And you didn't just say, my friend sends me them. Because then I go, what a cool wacky friend who just takes trips to Walgreens and then picks up peanut M&Ms and blue blockers
Starting point is 00:05:49 for his friend Blake. No, no, no. His friend with an extra $4 in his pocket. No, no, no. Just saying my friend. I'm not sponsored, but my friend works there. No, this isn't just the homie like, was thinking of you, picked you up some sunglasses.
Starting point is 00:06:02 No, he works for the company. Which by the way, we don't do that enough. We don't do it enough. I know. We need to give each other. I wanna think of you guys a little more. I'm always thinking of you, but I'm never buying you stuff. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:06:14 I'm never gifting you guys things. No, I feel like I, at one point I did that, but I do not do that for anybody any longer, and I feel pretty bad. I feel like I've gotten you guys a few things over the years. What the hell did you get me? Yeah, name one thing you've gotten me. Oh my God!
Starting point is 00:06:31 You just, you feel like you've gotten something? The hell did you get me? What the hell? The way you guys just came, I got you Marvel chairs, bitch, for your fucking house. Well, but that's a housewarming gift. I'm saying like out of the blue, unexpected. Okay, I never got a housewarming gift. I'm saying like out of the blue, unexpected.
Starting point is 00:06:46 Okay, I never got a housewarming gift. And I love my chairs, thank you. I feel like I got Adam some like, some Nebraska kicks from Adidas. Okay. Yeah, you gave me those? Yeah, I do have those. What the hell?
Starting point is 00:06:57 Hey, thanks for those, man. I feel like you wear them kind of often. I do wear those, yeah, I do wear those, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hey, Durst, Thank you for that. Perfect. Thank you. What the hell?
Starting point is 00:07:07 By the way, very specific type shit. The end. Yeah, those are great gifts. No, those are great gifts. That was sweet of you, Durst. I'm not dissing you. The chairs you got me are fantastic. I'm saying out of the blue, no occasion.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Just, hey, homie, saw this, thought of you you bought it for you and this is why male friendship is so important because I really I mean I mean I you know I say that in a funny joking fashion but I didn't pick up on that friendship guys they don't they don't just link up they don't do thinking of yous I mean Blake is a different story because he goes drinking with his friends like six days a week, but I feel... Gotta upkeep the friendship. There's not even time to go shopping for them because he's already with me. He's already hanging out with the guys. I bought him Jaeger shots, I'll tell you that. Jaegermeister, yep. That's the gift that keeps giving.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Come on. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. But I would say besides Blake, most guys, they don't link up with their friends all that often. And I want to normalize. I feel like girls do girls trips quite a bit. Oh. Yeah. Right? This is the way.
Starting point is 00:08:15 And I was just thinking, when was the last time you truly just took, it's not a bachelor party. I was about to say your bachelor party. It's not even a birthday party, which I never, it's never just a guys only birthday party. I, like, when was the last time you went, you know what, guys trip, we're just going on a guys trip. We are lucky that we do guys trips under the guise of work. We're like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:40 That's a fun play on words. It's a guys trip, honey. Yeah, baby. And she's like, oh, with all the guys? And I go, no. It's a guy. I'm actually a fucking superhero. I'm flying to London to save the day. Okay, okay, we'll give it, sure, sure.
Starting point is 00:08:54 Yes, points! I get asked by my homies to go on a guy's trip at least twice a year. Wow. You just downright refuse? Wow, I'm always busy. I go put me down and then I either am busy or don't want to golf. Yeah. Right, right, right, right, right.
Starting point is 00:09:10 You know? Yeah. But they're doing it. They're doing it. No! Well, that's the trick. I think, well, my friends absolutely do not do that. And by the way, I don't really have that many friends. You guys are mostly them. Whoa!
Starting point is 00:09:22 You guys are mostly them. Huge reveal. And we don't even get you gifts. Yeah, I have a couple. We have a couple. You guys don't give me gifts. I mostly just have a couple other friends and we're not going on guys trips. I'll admit it. I do have a chat, a signal if you will, of my friends from high school and we are often saying that we're gonna go camping together but it just never fully formed. It never fully formed. Dude, I just went camping.
Starting point is 00:09:47 It's a whole lot of talk. Camping is something else, I tell ya. Is it the best? Does it rock? Did you have a good time? Seems like it sucks. Camping's okay. Yeah, it seems like it sucks.
Starting point is 00:09:56 Camping is fine. It's all about pre-prep. It's about the pre-prep, really. I mean, and the people I went with are absolute pros. I mean, dude, it I went with are absolute pros. I mean, dude, that's the trick. It was un fucking believe. They had like a kitchen, like an outdoor kitchen, full, like sink stove, like prep tables.
Starting point is 00:10:15 It was wild. Oh, you were glamping. No, they just have all the gear because they go and when they go, they go. But they go full out. We're eating like tri-tip fucking tacos and charcuterie boards and fucking, it was bananas. There were some bananas. Well, that sounds fantastic. That sounds great.
Starting point is 00:10:35 That's how you wanna go camping. When I imagine going camping, I imagine, this is how I wanted to go. I go, I bring a suitcase suitcase I check in at a front desk Oh, why they give me a key? I go to my room and then I put my suitcases in the room and like he doesn't know he's not describing I go to like a The pool bar and kind of lay there and that's what I that's my best version of camping right
Starting point is 00:11:07 So just a vacation a staycation sort the thing I just described It still wasn't enough for me to be like yeah I love this like it was the best version of it you still felt like you were roughing I still feel like a fucking This is he's chunk chonking so hard. I can't understand. You're chonking so hard. You're so chonked.
Starting point is 00:11:34 You're so chonked. I wanted a shower. Somebody help me! Oh, you just wanted to take a shower. That was your big beef is that you didn't get any... I don't know why I'm asking this Bro question is he's the one who's chonking Yes, chonking. Why are you even talking? I'm like I'm grilling this fool. Well, I take it back
Starting point is 00:11:54 I do I actually do I you know, I at this point in my life since my body is mangled and Mess hurts to sit and stand and walk and sometimes breathe Now camping seems less fun, but I tell you what if I go camping and someone does 100% of all the work like glamping situation. I'd like because I like nature. I like being out in it I like fishing. I like hunting I like to do all the things that you kind of do when you're out and about.
Starting point is 00:12:25 You like killing the animals. I like going into nature and killing animals. Wrecking shot. If I can cut down a tree, kill an endangered species, and shit on a Native American burial ground, I'm in. We're good. We're good. Honestly, that does sound like, I know you're kind kind of joking but that does sound like a great trip almost all of it Almost all of it. I mean if you could kill an American bald eagle wouldn't that be pretty great? You can try motherfucker. You can try you like to say as you like to say Adam you can you can try motherfucker
Starting point is 00:13:03 I know but the thing is they're not even endangered anymore. Adam, you can. You can try, motherfucker. I know. But the thing is, they're not even endangered anymore. You can't kill them. You can't. But they're not endangered anymore. And by the way, that happened on your watch, bro. Are you OK with that? Yeah, I don't like it. You got to get out there.
Starting point is 00:13:15 I don't like it. No, they're a dime a dozen now. Oh, they're all over the place. My parents live in Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri. They're covered. Address? They're covered. Are they invasive species?
Starting point is 00:13:27 Because that's when shit gets fun. If the species is invasive, you can slaughter them. You can slaughter them. Will you explain what that means for the listeners? Well, that is an animal that is not originally from the area that is starting to cause problems in the ecosystem it's starting to kill kill maybe a another native animal there that is very good and it just really it just makes shit haywire this is like the
Starting point is 00:13:55 pythons of Florida yes they are or lionfish they have lionfish out there that you can kill you could murder them you can murder them all day long. Are those the ones that have like the things? The spikes, yeah. And they're venomous, yes? Yes, you don't touch those. Do not touch those. No, you don't.
Starting point is 00:14:14 Are they venomous or poisonous? Very poisonous. Well, what's the difference? If they bite you, do they inject something into you? No, I think it's if you get stuck with one of their stickers, which you will if you touch it. So that's poisonous. Well, wait a minute. What is it? See, Blake, you were sounding so smart for a second.
Starting point is 00:14:32 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I don't think that venom is exclusive to bite. You think venom is only from a bite? Is that the definition of venom? I think that venom is like something that gets like It's a great thing. Or like stung. But poison is if you get eaten. No, they sting you.
Starting point is 00:14:52 Lionfish sting you. Regardless. With venom. I believe. I could be completely wrong. Alright, moving on. That being said, how great would it be to murder them? You know? I have murdered some lionfish in my day Mmm. It's pretty fun. How you use a?
Starting point is 00:15:11 Stick of dynamite you use a stick of dynamite you got to use a spear. Yeah, use it's a spear fishing Sounds really fun. That would be a cool little what we went like Florida camping. That would be really fun What do you get out of it? Because that does nothing for me. Killing anything gets- Oh yeah, no, I love killing stuff. You're helping. You're literally helping.
Starting point is 00:15:32 At some point, there comes a time in your life where you have to kill. And this is when you have to kill. This is when you have to kill. So you're just talking about doing housekeeping, essentially. Absolutely. Right up top, baby. Essentially, yeah. This is some Isaac, this is Isaac talk. You got to do some housekeeping.
Starting point is 00:15:46 That's right. You know what I, where I like to camp is on my boat. Okay. Yes. And technically, I guess that's camping. This is like an RV on water. Right. And you go out, there's a bed. I could sleep on it.
Starting point is 00:15:59 Right. And then you could fish. You could go, you know, you could do some swims. You could go scuba diving. That's just cool. Yeah, it's fun. Kill a couple lionfish. Do you have a waterbed on your boat?
Starting point is 00:16:10 You better. It's not a waterbed. I mean, I think the whole bed is kind of a waterbed. It feels like it's a waterbed. What I'm saying is, if you have a waterbed on a boat, like... It just equals itself out. Yeah. Is that right?
Starting point is 00:16:27 I think I just changed everything. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, that's the kind of camping. Yeah. Living on a houseboat. What do people call that? Well, it's not even a houseboat. It's just a just a boat. It's all boat.
Starting point is 00:16:36 Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what they would call that. What the hell would they call that? Any take backs? Yeah, I guess so. What is it? What cool stuff has been happening in your guys lives? Blake, are you hungover right now or are you just good? I feel great.
Starting point is 00:16:54 Did you go out last night? No. Why are you laughing? I'm wondering because Adam grilled me like you drink six days a week, you're hungover right now. No, I'm chilling I feel 45 the only reason That is you're wearing glasses that cover your entire face So that just want to put I just want to blow my homie on dude. Look at these eyes
Starting point is 00:17:17 I look great. You do look really good right now. Thank you Yes, but you understand where I'm coming from if you but this will look good for the YouTube freeze frame It'll be like oh, that's a different episode. He's got these big glasses on maybe I'll click that dude I'm thinking ahead Adam you forgot Blake's always on his business like always thinking about yeah Standing on I'm standing on business. He's always thinking about freeze frames Dude, I did a I think I could talk about I did an MLB Baseball commercial yesterday. What? Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was fun Is that where you got the cap there? Yeah, they gave me this is my payment
Starting point is 00:17:57 I pulled a Blake and I said just give me one baseball cap and I'll do it. Just give me a Dodgers hat I'll do it. Just give me a Dodgers. I'd give me a baseball cap and I'll do it. Just give me a Dodgers hat. And I'll do it. Just give me a Dodgers hat. Give me a, looks good on you. $32 Dodgers hat. It's a nice cap.
Starting point is 00:18:07 But yeah, it was a lot of running, a lot of jumping, a lot of jumping over stuff. And- You're still doing that, huh? Oh, oh my God. Why are they making you do that? Doesn't Isaac tell him, my boy can't? You can't make him do it.
Starting point is 00:18:20 He's doing it. Isaac tells no one nothing. He doesn't even check in on me he's not he's not like are you feeling okay how are you doing are you hold are you hanging in there punk rock getting radical doesn't check in at all he's just mostly at crafty and then like bro-ing down with my agent and that's kind of sick yeah I mean he is maybe the least, what is it to, well, what?
Starting point is 00:18:47 He's not standing on business, I'll tell you that much. No, I ain't, no. He's standing on something. He's standing on something. He's standing on something. What is it to, what is it called when you really care for someone when you're, I mean, empathetic, maybe? Maybe it's empathetic.
Starting point is 00:19:01 Empathetic, sure. What are you asking? Yeah, that could be. He's pathetic, regular pathetic. Yeah, he the the least empathetic person that I've ever met But my body hanged in there fairly well, I would say hang didn't there hang dinner fairly well No twitching today some twitching would so wait. Why were you jumping and like what part of baseball is that? What was this commercial? What do you mean what part of baseball is jumping? Jumping? You don't have to jump in baseball. You don't have to jump in baseball, jump to catch a ball. Never! Did you ever play baseball?
Starting point is 00:19:35 That's a very rare, that is a very rare occurrence when you actually have to jump. That happens literally every play. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Like, if you're jumping, that's an incredible play at that point. That's rare. Especially in this era of... Oh, by the way, I guess I must have been a fucking freak athlete then, because I was always leading in this.
Starting point is 00:20:11 Or you were just way out of position and you're trying to make up hell and ground. It's a different era of baseball. I mean, they're working with the fucking trajectory and all that now. They're trying to hit home. There's no more ground roll doubles. Well, I don't know. I guess I was working with the MLB. Okay. And they know their shit and they said my boy needs to jump. Were they making you like skip around the base?
Starting point is 00:20:34 I feel like Adam was like, you need me to jump around, right? And they were like, not really. I'm like acting like I'm catching, you know, balls over the fence. And I'm like diving off second base and catching stuff. Diving off second base? Huh. What the hell? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Why are you doing? Jumping off the base, getting some air. Hell yeah. Well, you don't have to do that. You don't have to do that. That's you bringing your own flavor. Well, of course. You know, I've got to bring the stink to it.
Starting point is 00:20:59 But Yeah, I feel like this is mostly your stink. And they were like, it actually is starting to smell. Yeah. They're like, Adam, all you have to do is feel the grounder You're like, I think it'd be sicker if I like jump off a second base for sure Well, dude, but also bending hey you say feel the grounder like that's also easy for me It's not easy. That would be very painful to get that low
Starting point is 00:21:20 To get that low and all hunched over bent over like that. I mean like like Isaac. What can Adam do? He's like honestly, I'm eating snacks right now. He's like Adam who? Who? Oh my bad. Oh shit my client. Do you guys have any more Takis? The reason my family can buy a new kitchen? Who? Oh yeah. You're talking about the meal yeah. Oh, you're talking about the meal ticket? Oh, you're talking about the remodel king? Funk Rock, getting radical.
Starting point is 00:21:51 Oh, yeah. So I did that yesterday. Whenever I dress my children, I say, now these are Uncle Adam's clothes. That's what they are. Do you understand me? Uncle, what's his name? Oh, man! Uncle, what's his name? Godman! Camp Shane, one of America's longest-running weight loss camps for kids, promised extraordinary results.
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Starting point is 00:24:01 Have you ever thought about going voiceover? I'm Hope Woodard, a comedian, creator, and seeker of male validation. To most people, I'm the girl behind voiceover, the movement that exploded in 2024. Voiceover is about understanding yourself outside of sex and relationships. It's more than personal. It's political, it's societal, and at times, it's far from what I originally intended it to be. These days, I'm interested in expanding what it means to be voiceover,
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Starting point is 00:25:36 I'm JR Martinez. I'm a U.S. Army veteran myself. And I'm honored to tell you the stories of these heroes on the new season of Medal of Honor, Stories of Courage, from Pushkin Industries and iHeart Podcast. From Robert Blake, the first Black Sailor to be awarded the medal, to Daniel Daly, one of only 19 people to have received the Medal of Honor twice. These are stories about people who have distinguished themselves by acts of valor going above and beyond the call of duty You'll hear about what they did
Starting point is 00:26:10 What it meant and what their stories tell us about the nature of courage and sacrifice Listen to Medal of Honor on the I heart radio app Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Okay, wait, so were you on set with an actual baseball player or is it just you like running around? No, no, no, and I don't think I could give away. I don't think I can give away the commercial but it was a lot of blue screen. It was a lot of me jumping on shit and you know, they had a mound that I was leaping off of and doing all kinds of shit. Okay, well that sounds fun. It was. It was very fun and it was fun to be back on set and one of the crew guys comes up to me and he was like,
Starting point is 00:26:55 You know I started my career on Workaholics. Wait a minute. And I'm like, Okie dokie. Wait are you Eric Griffin? Oh shit dude. I was like, oh shit it's been a minute Eric. He grip on crafty Adam is me Adam Adam my god your your knuckles have somehow gotten the area
Starting point is 00:27:12 How the hell how the hell did that happen by the way Eric Griffin's gonna be on the cruise yes? He is Excited to have him not he's not allowed to do stand-up or anything really when he's just gonna be a cruise mascot He's not allowed to do stand-up or anything really. He's just gonna be a cruise mascot. Yeah, a lot of pictures. Yeah, so he said that he worked on Workaholics as a background actor. And now he's a prop master. And he said that he would do that to just meet crew members.
Starting point is 00:27:40 And he met crew members on the set of Workaholics. Who put him in contact with other people who is how he got his first jobs in the business. Oh yeah brother. That's the way to do it. And do you guys remember this because he was like I almost felt like he was making it up I'm like maybe this is another show because he was like I go what episode or what scene do you remember and he goes all I can remember is you guys have rigged a Pinball machine or like an arcade game to be a bong and the smoke was coming out of the the Where you put the quarters in?
Starting point is 00:28:15 I think he was he was on Blue Mountain State is probably what Because I was like I thought you were Reacher. God damn. It happens a lot. It happens a lot. That's what it is. You get mistaken for Reacher a lot. That's so embarrassing, dude. I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 00:28:31 I know. I hate that. I hope they do a whole recut of Reacher with Adam as Reacher. That would be fucking sick. OK, yeah. What? He like can't run as well. He sort of looks at people.
Starting point is 00:28:44 He just looks at people and they get hella scared. It's called, it's called can't reach her. Oh! Damn son! Okay, yeah. Yes points! I like that. Can't quite reach her. Okay!
Starting point is 00:28:59 Yeah, I would like to see that. What's she called? A recut? A little recut, yeah. Yeah, or like a... I'd like to see a recut. What is it? A frame by frame? A frame by frame recut, but with the atomized reacher? That would be sick.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Oh, and we also shot pretty close to the Workaholics house. We shot in Panorama City. Sure. And man, it felt good to be over there. It felt good to leave. During the day, it was 112 degrees. The rest of LA, the LA basin was like 72. It was like a beautiful day yesterday.
Starting point is 00:29:31 And raining. Panorama City was like 112. And then as soon as night happened, it was 11 degrees. It was so cold immediately. And then we'd leave, and it was a long day. We left at like 11 o'clock damn and when did I leave? Like 4 p.m.. Yeah, I gotta beat traffic So yeah, no he left he left at the same time
Starting point is 00:29:56 He still was getting crafty oh, he's like I'm staying for pizza brother. He's like There's nachos. Did you want nachos? I know you probably don't want nachos, but but there's nachos. I'm going to get nachos real quick. Oh, fuck. I shouldn't get nachos. Um, but as I'm leaving, Night Walkers came out. I saw them creep out. The Night Walkers. We're talking prostitutes? Yes. Panoramic prostitutes. Yeah, I remember this. You remember then the Night Walkers. Yeah. We were outside of. We were outside of the workaholics' office. They'd be like, Rarrr, rarrr. You would see them when you would...
Starting point is 00:30:31 Some days you'd have to get to work at like 5.30 in the morning and you would see them starting to hobble back home. Yeah. Or you see them like... They had that walk, yeah. Yeah, they got to avoid the sun. They had that walk. The sun can't hit them.
Starting point is 00:30:44 They're like sinners. Rarrr, rarr sun can't hit them. They're like sinners. Have we ever, they're like sinners. They just break into a river dance. Have we talked about the story when, awesome movie. Have we told the story about when the woman jumped out of the moving car on set? I think we did, but it was probably a long. It's a pretty good story.
Starting point is 00:31:10 Yeah, that was episode like 45. Should we tell it again? Hit him with it, hit him with it, Dersie. It's a bagel. So we're filming outside the house, which is set on like a super long block in the valley. And we just see like police roll up on this car and everyone starts looking down the way. And we have trucks that are parked all the way that have like our props, costumes,
Starting point is 00:31:33 da da da da. We think somebody like broke into the truck and was trying to steal something and was trying to steal something. And the car, the car kind of guns it past where we're all standing Past one of the cops that had blocked off the street and then a cop who was with us Jumps in front of the car with his gun out which these are these are like set cops So they haven't been on the force in the wild so they're just ready to draw dude And also I love set cops because they're all like you basically Retire your retirement as a cop isn't to be a set cop because you could still get
Starting point is 00:32:09 paid you still get all the benefits and the uniform you look hot you look so sexy but you're 70 years old and you're mostly sitting in a chair all day. Or you probably murdered somebody and you're on like leave and they go you know what just go to workaholics for a couple of weeks. Just it's fine. Go to drive out to Van Nuys borderline panorama city. BF Van Nuys. This car is like cruising by all of us kind of standing near the street. Too fast to drive with like pedestrians.
Starting point is 00:32:40 Too fast. Too furious. Cop pulls the gun out, jumps in front of it, has it on the guys like roll your fucking window down like full on cop mode. I'll do it. And we were like, we're rolling here. Yeah, hey Sam. Get the footy.
Starting point is 00:32:56 Sound. You're blowing the take. And we're like, what happened? Did he like steal something and try and drive off? And so then the cop comes back and explains it to us, because we can't film anything until this goes away. He goes, so apparently that guy picked up a prostitute around the corner. He turned on your guy street. He thought it was a, or she thought it was a sting. And so she jumped out of the moving car. Everyone down the block saw that thought
Starting point is 00:33:29 he pushed her out of the car and was chasing him. So he gunned it past us. And that's when the dude near us pulled the gun out on him. I love it. I love that he turned the corner and she saw like lights, cameras, trucks, and she's like, oh, the fix is this. It's a huge sting. It's a massive sting to get me. This is a massive sting. They've caught thousands of us. Blake, this is a Valley hooker working midday. Yeah, this is a midday Tuesday.
Starting point is 00:33:58 I'm saying, though, she must have been notorious. She was probably a gobbler. Really out here. A true gobbler. She's like, they finally got her. I was going to say the opposite. She was probably like a gobbler. A true, true gobbler. She was like, they finally got me. I was going to say the opposite. She was a top 10 gobbler. I was going to say this was her first day on the job. Oh.
Starting point is 00:34:12 And she's like, I don't know any better. They finally got me. Yeah, she's dumb. But she jumped out of a moving car and then darted off. And everyone thought that she had been kidnapped and like whatever who knows anyway imagine you're a little kid and you're just like looking out your bad your like back window and you're trying to like go down for your nap or whatever you know and you're like okay and then okay I'm imagining yeah I'm imagining yeah imagine this imagine you're like four
Starting point is 00:34:39 years old five years old you're just like your mom's like it's afternoon when uh nap time to go to bed, honey. Love you. Sweet dreams. I'm looking out my back window. Yeah! And then you peek out your back window and you just see this gobbler creep over your fence. He's just like, wow, wow.
Starting point is 00:34:56 And your first word is, my gobbler. Adam, what is this picture you're painting? I don't even understand. Where did this go? Gobbler! Imagine you're painting? I don't even understand. Where does this go? Gobbler! Imagine you're a kid trying to take a nap and a gobbling hooker jumps over your fence and you see her and you're trying to nap.
Starting point is 00:35:13 This is one of your penthouse stories, bro. I don't even understand. Weird. That's not even a story. Those are just two things that are happening at the same time. This took a turn. I'm just saying, if you're a kid
Starting point is 00:35:24 and you see something like that. Did this happen to you? First of all, no one is ever, no one's gonna believe you. No one's gonna believe you, right? You're not even gonna know it's a gobbler. You're a kid. You're gonna say this is a crazy looking woman
Starting point is 00:35:36 with stockings, with some crazy makeup. You know, looking like you're a gobbler. This is so specifically something that happened to you. This is why you guys had to leave Iowa. It never happened to me. What was happening in Iowa, dude? Although some shit has happened. I never saw any goblers, but I told you guys that my neighbor
Starting point is 00:35:55 directly across the street used to get butt naked in her window. And she was a senior in high school. And it was directly across. Our houses were like 20 feet apart or however far and she'd get butt naked yeah and me and my friends would pop popcorn and watch the show it was fantastic. Just count your blessings okay? I know I'm just saying but the kid who's trying to nap and a gobbler. I'm saying what an event that would be I'm just saying what an event that would be.
Starting point is 00:36:24 That would be they would it would definitely stick with you. You gotta make that short film. You gotta make that short film. You gotta make that Pixar, dude. That's a good ass Pixar movie. The Gobbler coming to theaters next year. Goodnight, honey. Goodnight, sweetheart. Have a good nap.
Starting point is 00:36:40 You'll never nap again. The Gobbler. Damn. She goes, let me gobble. You'll never nap again, the gobbler. The gobbler. Damn. She hops over and she goes, let me gobble. Here's the pitch. So there's a kid who's trying to nap, but he can't because the gobbler just crawled over the fence, I think is what you said. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:36:57 Just flopped over. And so also he has to like, like the window, he's napping near the window, he has to see the fence. Dude, the window, it's, he's, you know, he cracked open the window, he's looking out, he's daydreaming, he doesn't want to take the snap. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. You just let your kid just roast in the sun, like the crib is right by the window, man. That seems super problematic.
Starting point is 00:37:18 He's not, this, this isn't my child. My child is too young to know, to even, I'm saying this is an older child. Right. I mean how old, when do they stop napping? When do they stop napping? I don't know. It all depends. Oh, three? Oh, okay. I started napping again. I feel like you start, I thought that you were like eight when you're done napping or some shit, but okay.
Starting point is 00:37:39 Yeah. No. So hey, guess what? This story doesn't really work. Do you guys, can I ask you? And it's just kind of a boring question, but do you guys nap? Do you guys nap at all? Oh, please.
Starting point is 00:37:49 You ever hit the nap? Oh, hey Blake, cool question. I actually love this question. Do you guys ever nap? Do you guys nap at all? Do you guys nap? Hey, do you guys nap? I be getting hella tired at three o'clock.
Starting point is 00:38:02 I get so tired at three o'clock now. I'm a bitch, man. Doesn't matter how much Celsius I drink or five hour energy or Zoa energy. Do we think it's the buzz balls that you drank earlier in the day that maybe put you to sleep? As you know, I am out of buzz balls. I got no buzz balls.
Starting point is 00:38:21 You killed that plug, bro. You pulled that plug real quick. He also took some shots at the blue blockers. Hey, by the way, that's, I didn't kill it. That's on them. If they, if they double down on their love of Blake, man, that would really put me in my place, wouldn't it? They've gone radio silent. That is a dead... All I'm saying is that would really put me in my place if they went all in on Blake, dumped a truck of money on him, dumped, covered him in buzz balls, just bathed him in these balls.
Starting point is 00:38:50 It would really put me in my place. It would. Let's show him. Let's show Adam. Let's really show him. That'd be cool. Adam, you're a big napper. We know that. I like to nap, yeah. Yeah. I nap once a year maybe. It's a whole thing. What do you mean it's a whole thing? Like you... Like when it's about to happen, I'm like, here we go. This is the nap.
Starting point is 00:39:14 And it usually will be if the boys turn on a movie at one in the afternoon and I'm like, all right, I'll hang out. But it's maybe something I'm not interested in halfway through. I'm out. I'm out. And you're a cinephile. And it's once a year. Wow, and do you make the announcement, you're like, boys, daddy's going down for the one nap.
Starting point is 00:39:32 It kind of, I will not be disturbed, I guess is a better way to put it. Do you go to bed? Do you go to your bed, or do you consider just to fall asleep on the couch and nap? On the couch, the couch, yeah. And you don't even fall asleep on the couch? That's crazy to me. No, wait, what? No, I do, I fall asleep on the couch and that. On the couch, the couch, yeah. And you don't even fall asleep on the couch? That's quite easy to me.
Starting point is 00:39:46 No, wait, what? No, I do. I fall asleep on the couch. I nap right there while the movie is going. No, I'm saying just only once a year you do that. Because I do that. Yeah, once a week. I mean, once or twice a week.
Starting point is 00:39:58 Yeah, I'm always falling asleep. I mean, I'm also on a ton of medication, so that might help. Wait, what? But also, wait, what? I won't shut up about it. But I feel like I've been doing this for years and years. That, you know, mid-day. You're a good napper.
Starting point is 00:40:14 Oh, yeah, I could just. You can just laying on set, you could close your eyes. You don't need much. Yes. On set, I could just do a quick, you know, power, 15-minute power nap. I can do that. And workaholics sometimesolics sometimes like at lunch if I was tired. I just go crash out Oh, I would I would always bust a nap the lunch lunch nap is manned up. Oh, yeah on gemstones
Starting point is 00:40:35 I wouldn't I would nap 100% every day. I would take a nap and then I would eat after my nap. Oh hell Yeah, bro. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Yeah, man. That's the day. And hey Blake, you asked these hard-hitting questions, so I'm gonna answer. No, I love it. This is the kind of info I like. And what about you, Blake? You're a napper? I nap pretty much every day at around 3 o'clock. I hit about a 15-minute nap. Oh, every day?
Starting point is 00:40:59 Yeah, dude. I get so tired. And what are you doing that makes you so tired? Do we think it's from drinking six days a week or? Yeah, it's because you're out till three at fucking Cha Cha. No, I don't. I do stay up late. I stay up till about 1 o'clock every night. OK, I don't do that anymore.
Starting point is 00:41:17 I used to do that. I can't do it anymore. I've got to drop kids off in the morning at school. So what time do you get up? Because that's when I stopped. 7 a.m. Yeah, because now I get up at about 7. And so I don't sleep... I don't... I can't do that.
Starting point is 00:41:32 I can't stay up until 1 a.m. I'm starting to admit to myself, like recently I've been like, bro, just go to bed. You're not watching anything. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. Yeah, what are you doing? I mean, you, you know, just jerking off a lot. Is that what you're doing? Well, that's around the 12 o'clock hour.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Yeah. All right. So not only are you jerking off once a night, you're sleepy. You're napping once a day. Bow to your sensei. OK. So you're jerking off with everyone at the crib at night where, like, anyone can hear any little creak, creak, creak,ak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak creak cre Do you jerk off with headphones on? I do. Never jerk off with headphones on.
Starting point is 00:42:26 Why not? That is asking for trouble, brother. That's like J. Owen with the VR goggles on. Well, I do that too. Don't do that. That's when your whole family shows up for like a surprise birthday party and you're like, hey, you gotta sign up for YouTube to see Ders jerk off. You gotta sign up for YouTube to see Ders Cherkov.
Starting point is 00:42:46 You gotta sign up. And to see my blue block. And my new hat. You cannot end your new hat, which is really cool. Worth it. You can't J.O. with headphones on. You can't J.O. with headphones on. I would say if anything J-O and like mute it.
Starting point is 00:43:07 Just do visuals. Oh god, you suck. Wait, you have to have audio to J-O? Doesn't hurt. Yes, I would say I need the audio more than I even need the visuals. I had the visuals. I could close my eyes and have every- Wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:43:24 This is important. Hang minute. This is hang on This is this is it. I could close my eyes and have every visual I would ever need now the sound is what I need Really? Okay, did you guys ever have when when port when port home porno on the computer is brand new Did you guys ever have just sound wave files of like fucking? No, I didn't. No, I did not.
Starting point is 00:43:50 I remember. You wanna see it? It was before you could get a whole movie. What? It was before, it was like you could get pictures. And what year was this? Or you remember you're the oldest person we know. So what year was this?
Starting point is 00:43:59 What is this? This is probably 96, 97. This is DOS? This is MS DOS? See, this was, yeah, this was right before my time. Wait, you're saying you would just download, and now we're getting back to our roots of the pod, you would just download the audio?
Starting point is 00:44:14 Yeah, we went from napping right into J.O. and as we do. You went and just downloaded audio of Forno, no visual. Adam forgot the whole Night Walkers chapter that brought us to Napping. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:45:27 True Crime Plus. So don't wait. Head to Apple Podcasts and subscribe today. DNA test proves he is not the father. Now I'm taking the inheritance. Wait a minute, John. Who's not the father? Well, Sam, luckily it's your not the father week on the OK Storytime podcast.
Starting point is 00:45:43 So we'll find out soon. This author writes, my father-in-law is trying to steal the family fortune worth millions from my son, even though it was promised to us. Now I find out he's trying to give it to his irresponsible son instead, but I have DNA proof that could get the money back. Hold up, so what are they gonna do
Starting point is 00:45:57 to get those millions back? That's so unfair. Well, the author writes that her husband found out the truth from a DNA test they were gifted two years ago. Scandalous. But the kids kept their mom's secret that whole time. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:46:09 And the real kicker, the author wants to reveal this terrible secret, even if that means destroying her husband's family in the process. So do they get the millions of dollars back or does she keep the family's terrible secret? Well, to hear the explosive finale, listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Have you ever thought about going voiceover? I'm Hope Woodard, a comedian, creator, and seeker of male validation. To most people, I'm the girl behind voiceover, the movement that exploded in 2024. Voiceover is about understanding yourself outside of sex and relationships.
Starting point is 00:46:49 It's more than personal. It's political, it's societal, and at times it's far from what I originally intended it to be. These days, I'm interested in expanding what it means to be voiceover, to make it customizable for anyone who feels the need to explore their relationship to relationships. I'm talking to a lot of people who will help us think about how we love each other. It's a very, very normal experience to have times where a relationship is prioritizing other parts of that relationship that aren't being naked together. How we love our family.
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Starting point is 00:47:44 The Medal of Honor is the highest military decoration in the United States. radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The Medal of Honor is the highest military decoration in the United States. Recipients have done the improbable, showing immense bravery and sacrifice in the name of something much bigger than themselves. This medal is for the men who went down that day. It's for the families of those who didn't make it. I'm JR Martinez. I'm a U.S. Army veteran myself.
Starting point is 00:48:07 And I'm honored to tell you the stories of these heroes on the new season of Medal of Honor Stories of Courage from Pushkin Industries and I Heart Podcast. From Robert Blake, the first black sailor to be awarded the medal, to Daniel Daly, one of only 19 people to have received the Medal of Honor twice. These are stories about people who have distinguished themselves by acts of valor going above and beyond the call of duty. You'll hear about what they did, what it meant, and what their stories tell us about the nature of courage and sacrifice. Listen to Medal of Honor on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:48:52 Well, dude, I listened to an entire episode of Smart List for the first time ever the other day. It's not bad. They didn't talk about jerking off or streetwalkers one time. And I admittedly, I was a little disappointed. I'm like, I was like, it also made me go, maybe this is why they're infinitely more successful
Starting point is 00:49:11 than we are. It's possible. What is it even about then? Yeah, what is it? What could three guys even talk about if it's not jerk off? It's a lot of industry. It's a lot of industry. J-O-ing or streetwalkers.
Starting point is 00:49:22 What could they even talk about with Sir Paul McCartney? You know what I mean? Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. Well, wouldn't you like to hear about his J-O routine? Because I bet it's psychotic. Oh, I'm a dry guy, actually. No lotion at all. No need.
Starting point is 00:49:39 All I need is the audio, baby. Very psychedelic. I'm choking the chicken, mate. Eightic. Wow. I'm choking the chicken mate. Eight days a week I'm choking the chicken. Dyrs's impression isn't good, but infinitely better than Blake's. Blake was Austin Powers immediately. Blake's just too... Yeah baby, shagadelic.
Starting point is 00:49:59 No, he's like, no actually I don't think I can do Paul. Yeah you can, go for it, go for it. Who do you think you can do? And you. Hey, I'm Paul. I'm Sir Paul McCartney. Yeah. That's pretty good, but isn't that John Lennon? I feel like Paul... That's more John. Yeah. Paul doesn't really talk like that. No, it's softer. It's softer, man.
Starting point is 00:50:18 It's softer? Softer. I feel like he's very normal. He just says, oh, it's me, Paul McCartney. That's it. That's the Paul. I'm from the band, the Beatles. You're a stupid dumbass. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:32 I don't know if I even know what Ringo sounds like. Todd just sent me a link, a Vice article saying, The Beatles have been talking about jerking off together since the 60s. What the? And I never was a Beatles guy, but they- What the? Hearing- But now I am.
Starting point is 00:50:45 Now I'm like, are they my favorite band? Do you love him? In a recent GQ article, Parma Kourtney shared a touching teenage story of jerking off with his friend and bandmate John Lennon. Oh. See you guys. Oh, yeah. And this is... and I hear I thought we were close. I've never jerked off with you guys. I've never wanted to wanted to Well that sucks for you because that's all I want to do It's all you you're like maybe this podcast we can do it. This is all I want to do that would be sick We should do it. Let's do it when we turn 69 deal okay deal Okay, Ders is right around the corner as long long as we, yeah, as long as we, um, do it on the podcast.
Starting point is 00:51:27 Okay. Fair enough. I hope we're potting. We gotta be potting. I hope we're potting. But we just all live on a cruise ship now together. Yeah. Oh God.
Starting point is 00:51:35 It's just a, it just keeps circling, keeps circling the globe. Oh man. Wait, get, so keep going on this. Is there any more info about this this beetle mania? What's in the chat here? It's just they just they just jerked off really like and that was that did they grow closer? Did they write a song about it? He said you want to know the real secret of the Beatles? It's that they masturbated together this
Starting point is 00:52:00 Publication ran with the headline. Here's a story about Paul McCartney and John Lennon cranking their hogs. I guess I'm a huge fan of... It said cranking their hogs? Yeah, cranking their hogs. Who wrote this? Kevin Netton? No, it's GQ article. What the hell? The yellow submarine is George's penis.
Starting point is 00:52:21 We all living it. Gotcha bitch! We all living it. It's so big we all living it mate. He definitely is active. And then the New York Post ran an article that's ran a cover story that said beat the meatles. What the points to them. That's pretty good. Yeah. Yes points! I'm still over here thinking about Norwegian wood like what we got there's gotta be something That's pretty good And then there and then they their Instagram posts tweeted out that cover story
Starting point is 00:52:52 And then the Instagram post wrote today's cover they got off with a little help from their friends. I mean hell these guys Points that's good. That's really good. So the Beatles did not deny this. They actually offered up this information. They didn't deny it. They're a fucking b... Apparently, yeah. That's great. I mean, I'm not going to sit here and read an article.
Starting point is 00:53:14 You guys know how I feel about articles. I can't read. Absolutely not. I'd be bothered to read. Just keep reading the captions under the pictures. I read a few headlines. Adam likes listicles is what we're into over here. Damn.
Starting point is 00:53:29 Well here I guess is an antidote. Word of the day. Hey, what happened? We used to have wanking sessions when we were young at Nigel Wally's house in Wulton. This has got to be an onion article. No. What a wanking session. A wanking session.
Starting point is 00:53:48 We'd stay overnight and we'd all sit in armchairs and we'd put all the lights out and being teenage pubescent boys, we'd all wank. What we used to do. So someone would say, Bridget Bardot. Ooh, that would keep everyone on par. Then someone probably John would say Winston Churchill. Oh, no. And it would completely ruin everyone's concentration.
Starting point is 00:54:12 John. That's pretty good. Wake up! Dude, how cute were people before porno? Yeah, it was a better world. Like, you used to just say Bridget Bardot, and these teenage boys are just cranking in an armchair. Very psychedelic. Very psychedelic, mate. You used to just say Bridget Bardot and these teenage boys are just cranking in an armchair.
Starting point is 00:54:25 Good one, Ben. Very psychedelic. Very psychedelic, mate. Oh, Winston Churchill. But again, it comes back to the audio. They were in the dark. All they had to do was hear the name. Oh my God. Oh, you know what a funny thing happened to me the other day that I was like, oh yeah, this is probably weird My wife caught me just looking at I just looked up
Starting point is 00:54:50 2,000 Well, we'll be your alibi. Go ahead. Yeah, two thousands photos of Jennifer. Love he went And I just was looking at photos of Jennifer love he went and she's doing and I go Oh, I'm just looking at photos of Jennifer love he-Wit. And she goes, why? And I go, you know what? I don't know. I don't know. Research. I think she was just the hottest woman alive and to me at that time and I just thought of her
Starting point is 00:55:16 and I just wanted to look at a photo of her. She was like, okay, weirdo. With the power of the internet, I have acted. I was able to just quickly look at these photos and jog. Like, it shook me to my core and it shook me to my core again. I get it. Yeah. And I think she should understand, like, it has nothing to do with her.
Starting point is 00:55:33 Sure. That's all you need to say. You know what, actually, honey? This has nothing to do with you. Yeah. Keep it walking. She was fine with it. She was just like, weird.
Starting point is 00:55:41 Of course. Yeah. And you know, you go, actually, it's not weird and it has nothing to you know you go, actually it's not weird and it has nothing to do with you. Yeah, it's not weird and it has nothing to do with you. And then your voice started to raise a little bit. Dude, and didn't she date Jamie Kennedy for a minute? I, sure. That, that sounds like it checked out.
Starting point is 00:56:01 I think she did. Todd, do some research there. I think she dated Jamie Kennedy. And for him. And then I was like, oh, being a comedy person can work out. It can really work out. Oh, yeah. And let's not all, let's all not forget that the first office we had for Workaholics
Starting point is 00:56:17 was down the hall from the Jamie Kennedy experience. And Jamie Kennedy was driving a Bentley Continental GT, which is arguably my favorite car of all time the last 15 years or so. Yessir. Yeah, he was ballin'. And I'm like, I don't know if he could have, could he, did he have GT Continental money? I don't know. He might have been, he might have been. I think he did OK. But I mean.
Starting point is 00:56:47 And I'm not saying he's like destitute. No. Kennedy crushed. Yeah. But that's a very expensive whip. I think it's, I think any of us could own a GT Continental. OK. But I would be sleeping in it.
Starting point is 00:57:02 Yes, Blake maybe not. Right. But here's what, here's something someone said to me today, because I was talking about like, she's an actress, and I was like, oh, you know, like living in your means is like a good thing. That way you don't have that crazy pressure of like a house you can't afford or cars or whatever.
Starting point is 00:57:17 And she was like, oh yeah, I heard someone say that if you can't afford something five times over what it costs, don't get it. And I was like, oh, that's interesting. Yeah, I heard Jay-Z said that. Oh yeah, there you go. But also that's such a fucking rich asshole thing to say.
Starting point is 00:57:37 Yeah, what the fuck, five times? Yo, cut it to three. People buy a house and take a mortgage out. Not everyone has so many millions in the bank that they could buy a mortgage is different she's just talking about like a car or like a leather jacket or Fucking sure like a watch or motorcycle or watch or shoes. What are other things? Really rare comic book. I'm blanking on things What are some things what a sunglasses clouds?
Starting point is 00:58:04 not clouds. Blue blankets. Baseball caps. Blue sweaters. Curtains. White tea. Secrets. Secrets? No, not fucking.
Starting point is 00:58:13 I can't name just objects. This is crazy. Sentences. Fuck. Yeah, that's good advice. But he was rocking the GT Continental. And whether he could afford it or not, let's not get in the weeds there, but.
Starting point is 00:58:26 I refuse. But the cooler thing, even in this car that he may or may not have been able to afford, he couldn't. But he had a. Jennifer Love G-Wit. Yeah. My God.
Starting point is 00:58:38 Maybe she bought it for him. Maybe she got it for him. I saw, I don't know why, but this must be in the universe or something, but I saw, I think't know why, but this is, must be in the universe or something, but I saw like, I think Sam sent me a TikTok of a guy being asked like, who is the hottest person, like the hottest chick on the planet? And then like, I got the question bounced to me,
Starting point is 00:58:57 and I was like, I reached back. I didn't know my answer now. I always just- No, there is no now. I'm like, to me it was always like, what came to mind was Jessica Alba, Sin City. That was my, I'm like, maybe that's my number one of all time.
Starting point is 00:59:14 Yeah, Jessica Alba was a leader of the pack, for sure. A super babe. A supernova. Still very beautiful, of course. Yeah. Tyra Banks cover of Sports Illustrated. Okay. Boom. Do you guys remember this?
Starting point is 00:59:28 I do. Pull that up. Pull that up. Todd, we put that in the chat. Dude, you got to, you have to reach back because even, because Chloe was saying like, well what about- Adam's like, Chloe on our wedding day. All right.
Starting point is 00:59:41 Well, yeah, well. What about Megan Fox? And I'm like, for sure. She's kind of, her stock kind of went, maybe it should have kind of actually got up. She seems a little more obtainable if she's kind of daily. Hey guys, the file has been shared. Holy moly.
Starting point is 00:59:55 Yeah, she's stacked. Yeah, that's a cablamo. That is a cablamo. No, that's not it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's it, that's it. That one, yeah. Thank you, thank you. With the polka dots. Oh, cause I was about to say, she has meat on her bones and I like that, the polka dots. With the polka dots. Iconic. Iconic.
Starting point is 01:00:10 God damn. God damn. This is a real dude cast. God damn. Wouldn't mind if she climbed over my fence during a nap. Yeah, I would like that. But I think it has to be, it has to be from an age when you were, I think the hottest girl that you could imagine has to be from when you were a teenager, right?
Starting point is 01:00:32 When it was just like... Yeah. Yes, Adam, yes. You know, when you were, it was just peak, peak horniness levels. That's when you're just getting like spinal tapped with the fucking... You're like, oh, oh, oh, oh. Like you print out a picture of her off the internet and tape it on your binder, she's so hot. You're like, I just want to look at this picture,
Starting point is 01:00:52 get horny about it. The woman who played Supergirl back in the day, Helen Slater. Okay, I don't... Now you're... That's Doby Gilles shit. Come on, you're way too in the crates now, dude. Todd, throw some Helen Flavoured Supergirl in the chat, please.
Starting point is 01:01:10 Stop, dude. Stop. Todd, don't do that. If anything, throw up 2000's Jennifer Love He Would because... Oh, yeah. And by the way, I will say, Chloe kind of looks like Jennifer Love He Would. I think I had a type that I Went for it. You gravitated towards that. Yeah. Yeah, that's really cool, dude But I do think it was like it's kind of like a hard question when somebody asked like who's the hottest? Like hottest girl on earth right now. I wouldn't I wouldn't be able to say no
Starting point is 01:01:39 I wouldn't be able to say I couldn't even I don't know I think I think you go who's the hottest girl? And I immediately, I think, would say early 2000s. Right. Jennifer Love Hewitt. Yeah. J Love? That's a banger.
Starting point is 01:01:53 Who is this? Now I'm gonna think about this for a minute. I'm pissed now! That's the thing, you would think you would have it right at the top of mind. You'd think that would be something you could just. And as far as dudes go, Blake, what's your answer as far as dudes go? Oh, that's easy. It's always going to be Brad Pitt. Come on, man.
Starting point is 01:02:10 Yeah, Brad Pitt Fight Club for sure. Oh, wait, have you guys... No, right now, Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt at any time. F1 or whatever. F1, Brad Pitt. Yeah, mature. I just saw photos of Brad Pitt, and it was something like, these photos are breaking the internet, ah! But it was Brad Pitt just wearing work gloves and dirty boots and shit.
Starting point is 01:02:33 Knocking on them all! He did look cool as shit, and I was like, why does Brad Pitt just dirty look cool? He just looks fucking radical. He looks better. A little scummy. To be fair, he looks cool always. Doing anything.
Starting point is 01:02:49 Yeah, he wore like the dress in the desert. He looked cool. But I think guys in general, they look a little better when they are. Cause you don't want to be a sex object. You want to be someone who can do something, right? So like- Yeah, I'm a manly tough guy. When he's on the roof in
Starting point is 01:03:06 Once upon a time in Hollywood with like the work belt and the fucking hammer or whatever he's doing. Oh god There's going I came in my pants Straight-up peewee her Think about our podcast is we don't just it's not only for the dudes We give a little something for the women too, you know, of course we do Well, but I do think Brad Pitt was kind of a bad answer. Yeah, that's top of mind. I should have led with, like we need somebody now.
Starting point is 01:03:33 There's gotta be somebody really hot right now. No, Jared Leto. No, no, no. No, no, no, you have to go back to when we were kids, like peak level. Is it Jonathan Taylor Thomas? What are we doing? What the hell? Is like peak level. Is it Jonathan Taylor Thomas? What are we doing? What the hell?
Starting point is 01:03:46 Is it JTT? Is it? No, that was like a, if you're like Tiger Beat. He was a boy, Blake likes men. Yeah, that's like Tiger Beat. Like if you're trying to get a little like tweed love. Well then it is for sure, then it is for sure B-Pit. Without a doubt.
Starting point is 01:04:01 Pick a Lawrence brother, go. There's some hot dudes right now. I'm telling you, I'm not thinking of somebody who's super hot. There's more hot guys now than hot girls, apparently. We can't even think of one. Oh, there's a lot of hot boys. Hot boys. Name three.
Starting point is 01:04:16 I don't know any. Name three. Well, I'm bad with names, but who was the dude in Twisters or whatever? Glenn Powell. Glenn Powell? Oh yeah, he's pretty fucking sexy No, Ders is hotter than him. Thank you. I've been saying it all day I mean out two of my favorites are on the fucking pod right now. I think you guys are gorgeous I relate every hot guy every hot guy that's out there right now. I just relate to Anders
Starting point is 01:04:41 I'm just like is Anders hotter. I know that's kind of your bar Yeah, are they above our be hotter hotter than Anders? I know, that's kind of your bar. Yeah. Are they above or beyond? Is he hotter than Anders? Yeah. That's cool. When Ders really dials it in. Dude, you're going to make me spin out, Adam.
Starting point is 01:04:52 When Ders really dials it in, my god. Yeah. Oh my god. Every 10 years when he dials it in. Oh my god. Oh my god. Camp Shane, one of America's longest running weight loss camps for kids, promised extraordinary results. Campers who began the summer in heavy bodies were often unrecognizable when they left.
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Starting point is 01:09:18 or wherever you get your podcast. Speaking of dialing it in, did you guys dial in the Pee-Wee documentary? I was about to say I have not yet and I'm really mad about that. I didn't know that it was out. Does it talk about him jerking off in the theater? Of course, of course it does. Come on, come on. I just want to party.
Starting point is 01:09:40 But that's not what it's about. It's not like a hit, it's not a hit piece, right? It's more about like honoring like the creative process of Pee-wee's playhouse. So Blake hasn't seen it, but yeah, that's sure. No, it's not. Yeah. Yeah, sure. Okay.
Starting point is 01:09:55 So I have not seen it, but I have a lot like it's it's crazy. It's crazy how impactful that dude is because a lot of people who I follow on social media, like artists, people they like they like stole his host. No, no. They like made posts about like, you know, really heartfelt shit, like wrote big paragraphs where you're like, God damn, I'm like, what the fuck about just like how much. When he died or for the documentary? The doc where they're just like, no, they shouldn't have. Here's,
Starting point is 01:10:22 here's my big takeaway. And by the way, when Pee Wee died, I did drop a paragraph and I was like, he had the ability to make everyone feel like he was their like special, like, oh, I like Pee Wee Herman actually, that's my shit. And it's like, no, it's everybody's shit. He just had that kind of like draw or whatever. I love Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Starting point is 01:10:45 is my top 10 movies of all time. Watch it. And seeing him in other shows and movies, super funny. Blow, my favorite movie of all time. Blow, Adam Sandler. When he guested on 30 Rock and played like this ambassador freak show, it was amazing.
Starting point is 01:11:02 I didn't see that. You gotta watch it. Oh, righty then. And then he was in Blow. Yeah, that's right, Adam. Feel like you just said that. He was a voice in Tigtone. Oh, wow. Yeah, I actually met him.
Starting point is 01:11:11 He's really nice. But my big thing walking away from this documentary was that Peewee was just a little bit of a cunt and probably super hard to work with. Oh, really? I'm excited. Well, I think he had a very clear vision or like a... I think he's a control freak genius with a absolute gift,
Starting point is 01:11:32 but he was also like, I'm going to be the funniest in the room and I'm going to decimate everyone around me. That is the, that's the deal. So that's what the documentary kind of portrayed, apparently. It's not what it portrayed, but it's what it showed. It showed everything. It showed his childhood.
Starting point is 01:11:49 It's very honest. Well, I heard the reason that he jerked off in this theater was that he had... Oh, come on, Carol! Well, that was what took him down, right? Yeah, okay. Go there. Well, I know you don't like to talk about jerking off suddenly when it's about a childhood hero. I love talking about jerking off. Funny how that works, isn't it, Adam't like to talk about jerking off suddenly when it's about a child when it's about a child
Starting point is 01:12:05 I love talking about that works. Isn't it? I love talking about jerking off. No, I love talking about jerking off. I wish people would just get past that. You know Blake, you're normally not that funny, but this is funny. Well, no, it's because that's what took him down. That's what like kind of ruined his career, which sucks. That's true. Which is one of the only reasons I'm not jerking off in public, you know? Sure. Which sucks which is one of the only reasons. I'm not jerking off in public. You know sure
Starting point is 01:12:26 It's the one thing you were about to do it in the documentary came out and you're like No it is bullshit cuz all he did was J.O. in a porno theater like leave him the fuck alone Let him do it, but the reason he he did it is he had his in-laws apparently this is the story Did you watch the doc no No, no, no, I had no friends of his that said this is what happened. Okay. He had his in-laws, they were in town, and this is what I was told on that.
Starting point is 01:12:54 I know, but why don't you ask what happened? He was at back home. Well, I'm gonna find out in a second, but I was told. He was back home in Florida, but go ahead. Oh, he was back home in Florida. So he was at his in-laws. He was back home in Florida with his parents, and he was like, back home in Florida. So he was at his in-laws. He was back home in Florida with his parents
Starting point is 01:13:05 and he was like, I gotta go fuck into a theater and beat off. Oh, okay. As we all have the thought. Perfect. As we all have. We all think we need to do that. Yeah. Well, they don't even have theaters.
Starting point is 01:13:18 Do jerk-off theaters anymore, really, right? I'll find you one. They do in Hollywood, I think, don't they? No, of course they do. Yeah, I know Dears does. Did they close them. Oh, not really though. Not that's how that's how guys meet guys still Not really, I think I think they've it's really dried up that sack is dried up, but it's a bummer I mean all these the Cinerama don't shut down Arclight AMC I remember one time and I don't think Blake was with us. I think was me and Kyle. I wasn't there. We went to the IHOP
Starting point is 01:13:49 in Miracle Mile, okay that we would go to quite often at night and we were we parked in that little parking lot in the back if you remember Blake and we There was a car parked there and you could get the internet of the IHOP if you parked in this one spot and this guy I see ya his Full laptop open just full-on reclined back and watching porno Sublime directory up and about Cranking cranking down just going for it and both Kyle and I we weren, ew, disgusting. We were like, good for you, man.
Starting point is 01:14:25 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to do that. Good for you, buddy. Can you go take a lap? Because I know, I'm sure you have a family at home. Send that man an orange juice. I'm sure you have a family at home, and you don't, you'd wanted to get away real quick.
Starting point is 01:14:39 And you're able to- Wi-Fi was sparse. By the way, this is like every internet cafe. When Emma lived in Africa, in whatever country, she was like, I would go to the internet cafe because that's what you had to do. And it's just me sending emails back home and every dude watching porno.
Starting point is 01:14:55 What? In public, in front of people? Yeah, because they were like, dude. Pizza, pizza. They're like, if you go to the fucking internet cafe, guess what? You can type in fucking and you just watch videos of people fucking.
Starting point is 01:15:05 And they're like, all right, let's go. Well, that's essentially every public library right now. Yeah. No, they have blocks. All the books have been fucked. No, they block it, dude. You can't get on those sites. Well, dude, you could figure a way around it, obviously.
Starting point is 01:15:24 Yeah, I guess once you crack the code and you know the loopholes... You know there has to be a loophole. Oh, breastfeeding videos. Out the gate. Brazilian wax videos. Well, do you don't think homeless guys are good at finding ways to watch porno? Yeah, they're probably fantastic. They're like MacGyver.
Starting point is 01:15:43 They're pros. It's almost the only thing they're good at. So good at it. They're like MacGyver. They're pros. It's almost the only thing they're good at Oh good at it. They're like MacGyver out there. They're like fucking Tom Cruise mission impossible out here, dude Absolutely, they're cracking that code. What do you mean by that exactly? Blake and I Blake I'm with you But what do you mean exactly by that? I'm just like dent dent I'm just thinking of a homeless guy like, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Coming down like. Got me hard, got my pecker hard.
Starting point is 01:16:11 I wanna see the, what is it, MI8? I'm excited about it. I've yet to see it. My mom sent me a text. She goes, I just saw Tom Cruise. It was awesome. And I was like, oh. Hell yeah, he's still got it.
Starting point is 01:16:24 Where'd you see him? Oh, the movie, the movie, yeah, yeah. I didn't, I didn't even, I was awesome, and I was like oh yeah, he still got it. Where where'd you see him? Oh the movie the movie? Yeah, I didn't I like I didn't even I was like what the fuck are we okay? You went to the movies and you saw mission impossible got it That's cool. Yeah, that's a cool way to do it. I do want to say so any take backs any apologies any epic slams Look to be clear. I'm not calling Paul Rubin's a cunt. Okay. No, it makes sense. What I'm saying is that it seemed like it was tough to work with a guy who kind of...
Starting point is 01:16:52 ...has probably the best taste in the room and a fucking chunk in a damn pocket. And he's chunking, right? When he's trying to do an apology. God damn it. The first time Jers has ever taken anything back. Yeah, anything back, yeah. Aw. You chunked out. Oh, you're here, you're here, you're back. Yeah, anything back. Yeah. Aw.
Starting point is 01:17:06 You chunked out. Oh, you're here. You're here. You're here. I knew I was chunking. We're here, you know. It makes sense. No, I think any time you're a person that's that prolific and that creative, you have
Starting point is 01:17:16 to have a very strong will that you're imposing on people to have your vision be clear. He was writing the book for it. I mean, outside of like Jim Henson and shit like that. Here's the other little thing. He's got this boyfriend before he joins the groundlings and his boyfriend does a little voice when he's eating breakfast that is like, mm, this is tasty, stole the voice from him.
Starting point is 01:17:40 God damn it, what a cunt. I know, dude, I'm like, oh. But also is his boyfriend a comedian or a... Yeah, it's fine. A performance artist, yeah. Oh, okay. Well, I was like, if his boyfriend was just like... You should have put him on. ...worked at some office, it's like, you could take them...
Starting point is 01:17:56 You know, that's fine, I would say. It's a cool little window into Adam's world. What the hell? Well, it's like, you could do impressions of your family and friends and you know, it's... Of course. Especially if you're not a comedian, I would say that was totally fine. Of course. I guess, well, I was gonna say the reason I didn't watch the Pee Wee doc is because I instead clicked on the Dale Earnhardt doc, which is really freaking cool.
Starting point is 01:18:23 And this is the difference between us. It doesn't starve the penis. It's really cool. You guys should definitely watch it. It's fucking sick, dude. How many episodes? It's four. That's three too many. At least watch the first one because that's... This is Dale Earnhardt, Sr.
Starting point is 01:18:40 It goes into Dale Earnhardt, Jr. But the first episodes are of course senior because Dale Jr. is not racing yet. Is there a DE3? Uh, no. I haven't got to the fourth episode. I don't think he's on the track. You know, Dale Earnhardt and I, Jr. were supposed to hang out in Charleston. That's fucking cool, dude.
Starting point is 01:18:59 And then it never happened. That's fucking cool. Yeah. He's busy making the doc. I know. All that shit is so... It makes you go like, of course they made Talladega Nights. Like, the world is so fucking cool and right.
Starting point is 01:19:10 Yeah, you're right. I think I would really, really like it. The characters, just everybody is as cool as fuck. Where'd he get caught jacking off? Um, every, everywhere, bro. I mean, yeah, he didn't get caught. You name it. Oh, no, I'm not.
Starting point is 01:19:24 He caught the police with his cock. Yeah, he's like, hey, get over here. Let's go. Let's go. That's incredible. I think I would really like that. Yeah, check it out. It's good.
Starting point is 01:19:34 It's Amazon Prime. Stock car racing? Right? NASCAR. NASCAR. Yeah. Isn't it? Stock car?
Starting point is 01:19:40 Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We don't know. He watched the documentary. I didn't. I think it's the same. I don't think they were ever like stock. Yeah, but yeah, that is what it is. Yeah, yeah, I believe so. Yeah. Oh my God. Way to throw a wrench right in the- I was jerking off while I was watching.
Starting point is 01:20:00 Oh, fair enough. This was at midnight. Fair enough. This was at midnight. Oh, sure. I was jerking off to Dale Earnhardt. When the clock strikes midnight, Blake cranks. I'd like to take back a lot of the hurtful things I said about Isaac right up top. He was more present
Starting point is 01:20:19 than I'm giving him credit for. He never checked in, still. He didn't do that because he's not an empathetic person but also I probably didn't give him a chance. I was like I told because I won't shut up you know you guys know me so I probably didn't give him a chance to be a good person but he wouldn't have. Here's the deal. I like how even before you let him finish. Funk Rock, getting radical. You know, we bully Isaac a lot on here. We love him to death.
Starting point is 01:20:51 And he does deserve it. He's a good guy. But he's a great guy. He's got a birthday coming up. And I can't wait to celebrate him. We're going to have a good time. It's going to be a real throw down. Should we get him a gift like we were talking about?
Starting point is 01:21:05 I mean, yeah, maybe. Maybe. Adam, don't wear that hat again. I got him a little something. What'd you get? You got him something? I'm not telling. Well, we should all pitch in and get him something cool.
Starting point is 01:21:16 Or you got him a little something. It should be a cool something. OK, we can talk about it. Or can we get in on that little something? Yeah, maybe we just get in on that little something. It's very small. It's very small. That's all it needs to be. Even better, actually. Yeah, yeah. That's all it needs. That way it becomes like a joke gift. It's like, wow, this is from all you guys?
Starting point is 01:21:32 That's even better. That's funny. Yeah. Well, it's not that good. Jesus. Even better. Even better. It makes the joke funnier. I'll let you guys sign the card. All right. Great. great well that was another episode this is important yeah baby yeah shagadelic I'm the gobbler I'm the gobbler I'm'm the gobbler! Grrrr! I'm just trying to nap, mommy. Sweet dreams, honey. I'm the gobbler! Grrrr! Camp Shane, one of America's longest-running weight loss camps for kids, promised extraordinary results.
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