This Is Important - Ep 255: Casanova the OG Gobbler

Episode Date: July 8, 2025

Today, this is what's important: Freak-offs, rubbing elbows with murderers, Casanova, breakdancing, gambling, 1994, movies, celebrity lookalikes, glizzys, gobbling and the 90s Ninja-Wave     Click here for more information about the This Is Important Cruise.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important... I gotta fuck this dude who just won a hundred dollars. If you put your dick through those bars, I'll do something to it. You never had it so good. Let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I say, if you love your job, you never work a day in your life. 69, dudes! Well said. Blake, you said that last week. Do you stand by it?

No, it's starting to be a little bit of a chore getting on here with you guys. Did you say chore or chore? I wish it was a chore. That'd be real nice. Ooh, Adam sipping can you guys you guys cracking open? I'm sipping a can you guys cracking open it any tall boys? What's going on? You know you know me? I'm a Sierra Nevada boy. Oh you lucky duck like that you got a pale I can't keep them in the house. They go down so I love the green

They go down so smooth, full side. I love the green can. Mmm. It's yummy, yummy, yummy. You eat the can. I do. See, I like can. I actually love can. Oh yeah, I do.

I have multiple a day. Hot, hot, hot, hot! Blood orange cardamon. I'm like, just call it orange drank. You know, we're trying to fancy it up a little bit. Just call it some orange drink. No sir, I don't like it. Now what is cardamon?

What is cardamon? Yeah, Cardi B's mom. I'm still gonna say that. I don't know. Adam, those high boys, those are like more THC than the huge, correct? Yeah, so this is, it's only, it's not a lot, it's just five milligrams, but you know, you have, if you're having a night, you have two or three or four or five. And which you know you have if you if you're having a night You have two or three or four or five and which one are you on right now? This is just number one I just cracked it open. You know smoke weed every day never come down. I just have a couple and Blake What do you got? Tumblr I just cracked open a well, they're not a sponsor of the pod so

Just whisper it. Yeah whisper it. I just have a white claw. What? I have a white claw. How? What? Why? That's okay. No, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.

When in emergency. Hang on, hang on. When you could have an Ashland, you grabbed a white claw? Yeah, dude, my... Maybe he wanted something that tasted better. No, no, no, no, no. That is not it. Because actually, and I'm glad you bring this up,

Ashlyn Seltzer, my number one, the pod sauce, the OG pod sauce. The original pod sauce. They kind of changed their recipe up a little bit. It's really, really tasty. Yeah, they got some new flavors, and I have not tried them out. I was planning on putting them on ice on the 4th of July

Which which when does this pod come out Todd way? Because way after so I would have already tried this but uh, yeah We're we're recording this right before the fourth because we don't we're all traveling the week of the fourth We're doing stuff. We have family in town. Yada. Yada. Yada But I'm gonna try that new scissor from Ashland. Mm-hmm. Blake, you took me on a real walk there, like American Idol style, where you were like, yeah, I'm drinking White Claw,

but I got to tell you, there's a new recipe that is actually really good for Ashland, and that's why I'm not drinking it, but I love it. I killed the box as soon as I got it. I was put, it's hot out here. I'm swimming with the kids that you put it over ice. It goes down so easy. Swimming with women with their own condominiums.

I wish I knew what lyric you were quoting. What is it? It's P. Diddy, my favorite rapper. Okay, I don't, I don't. You're free or not! When are we gonna learn about, uh, cause the photos, and we've covered this, I know! Okay, okay. But the photos of the amount of baby oil he had was hilarious.

A hilarious, hilarious amount, dude. We can cover something else. You don't even need to get into this. We know. Yeah. Is there anything else that's come out that's been hilarious? You know what, Art? The sketches, the court sketches are very funny. Have you seen that? Oh, they make him look like he's such a bad guy.

Have you seen that one? There's the, no, no. They put devil horns on him. No, there's the court sketches where it's like him doing the heart hands. It's so funny. It's so good, dude. I haven't seen that.

Is that a legit thing he was doing or someone just did that to him? Yes, like every day, like he's like so funny. It's so good, dude. I haven't seen that. Is that a legit thing he was doing, or someone just did that to him? Yes. Like, every day, like, he's like very... He's just constantly throwing up hard hands? That wasn't pornify? He's very pleasant in court. When his family walks in, he, like, he, like, throws... He's, like, very smiley and, like, like...

You sure he's not doing this? Like, as a coochie? Oh, he... No, or illuminati. Ill illuminati hands. It's very possible Very possible. I'm not following it that closely. Yeah, why do we get to see some? Some court cases you got to see Johnny Depp and and amber heard right But then you don't get to see this banger which is I think you get to see it. Can't you see it? No I don't know. There's no cameras allow You can't just go sit in on it? No, uh... I mean maybe you can but I'm saying on television like they aired the Johnny Depp Amber Heard trial

Yeah, I don't know how it works. They aired the O.J. Simpson trial. They aired the Menendez brothers. They... Isaac is saying I think it's federal so you know that that's something that matters, but you have to say it in Isaac's voice I think it's federal, so you know that that's something that matters. But you have to say it in Isaac's voice. I think it's federal. Frickin' see ya. I think it's federal. And why does that matter if it's federal or not? Well, because...

We don't know, we don't know. I think it's because there's some people who don't wanna be out there as victims or whatever, no? That would make sense. Let's get back to the funny part. Let's get back to the funny part. Monk Rock getting radical. Kid Cudi getting his car lit on fire.

You know, I heard that story years ago. Yeah. I heard all about that Kid Cudi. Yeah, that Kid Cudi. They might bring you in, Adam. But you didn't want to snitch? I mean, who am I snitching to? Who am I snitching to?

Yeah, Adam was still eagerly waiting his freak off. Yeah, I was just trying to get that invite. I'll never tell. Well, who told you about it? I can't tell, not on the pod because I don't want people to get in trouble. But I know that they know, it's a famous person. And they know

honestly I don't know how maybe Cuddy's representation or something told him. I have no idea. Wait, did we cover this? One of the like guys hired to fuck in front of everybody was one of the Jiggalos from the show Jiggalos. Hello! No, that was our text thread. Yeah, that was our text thread.

And by the way, this is the show Jiggalos. By the way, I don't think anyone has seen that show. We've all seen it. Wake up! Yeah. I mean, and I honestly don't even think I have, but I know Durs really loves it. Durs loves it. Yeah, still loves it.

This is the saddest show you've ever seen in your life. Where it's these kind of handsome guys who just decide to throw their lives away and just eat rando coochie for a living When they one of them wanted to be like a rapper one of them was like a normal guy Then there's brace who we had on workaholics who's just a legend Legendary I don't know Okay, he's walking down the street. No, but the one guy who was in all the fuckfests, the freak-offs.

Thank you. Call him what they are, it's not a fuckfest. He just murdered somebody. He just murdered somebody like a couple months ago. What? Wee-oo! It's all coming full circle. Well, you know, I think about this sometimes. Just how many people we've met

through the years, through workaholics and just all the crazy cast of characters that we've met, how many murderers we're just rubbing elbows with. Yeah. Allegedly! People that are absolute psychopathic killers. Yeah.

I bet more than a dozen. I bet more than a dozen. More than 12 people have took the life of another human. Yeah. You're out of your board. This is one sentence, bro. You're out of your board. That's right.

That's right. And Adam, can you be more specific about what you mean exactly? Like, zero degree of separation murder. No, no, no. Someone you've worked with or someone that you've shaked hands with because you know you're out and about you go to these fucking bars or restaurants or wherever you're at. Oh you're talking about who we've met randomly. Not like who's been a guest star on workaholics.

No, I'm not saying guest star specifically on workaholics. Oh okay. I'm saying just like because just at you know from having the show being a known person, you just meet so many fucking people. When you go out to a bar or whatever, you end up like shaking hands and meeting all these... I'm like, dude, I've looked into the eyes of multiple people and I'm like, well that guy has murdered people, and I bet I'm right. I bet I'm right! It's science. Yeah. I would like to see the figures on that. Yeah. You want to see the figures on that. Yeah, I really wish there was. You wanna see the figures too?

This is where AI's gonna come in handy. Yeah, I really wish there was a way. I know Pornify is fun, and man, is that gonna kill boredom for a while. Wouldn't that be cool if on your deathbed, that's when they could reveal it to you, and they're like, hey, just so you know, you met 30 killers.

You shook the hand of 30 actual killers. Sorry, you're on your deathbed. And what is this doing for you? You just go like, oh shit, no way. Like, that's kind of crazy. And then you die. And then you die. No, Blake, that's interesting.

That's interesting. If you, like, have a stat sheet at the end of your life. Yes. And it's like, countries visited. Yes visited like people you slept with number steps walk yet Chill you know children average weight like the things that are I do like how Adam went to from countries to how much how much you fucked Obviously your children How many children that's that's and then it gets more and more obscure How many children do you have? And then it gets more and more obscure the further down.

Well, where are you fucked? Then you can like zoom in. It's like burritos ate, like hamburgers ate, like ears of corn ate. Orgasms had versus given. That's Ralph. That would be really interesting. It wouldn't be that interesting. It would be so interesting. I've had more, huh?

Oh, yeah. And especially if you could compare with like your homies and be like... Oh, it would be a blast. Where you're like, oh my God, I must have jerked off way more than Blake. Hold up. Like I must have been cranking down. I know. Is there any man who's given more orgasms than has received?

Oh boy. Here we go. Casanova. Who'd you say? Casanova? Yeah, Casanova. Who's Casanova? That was his whole thing? Who is that? Casanova. He was a gobbler.

That's a real person? A real person. He was a gobbler? Yes. Who is Casanova? He was the original guy who they named, like if you're being a Casanova, like a player, a playboy.

He was the- But you know like real real things you're actually blowing my mind right now because I've heard that name Since I was a child of course like that's that's a word his thing was Pleasuring he wanted to pleasure the woman I never looked into the fact that that was a real human once in my life But why do you know who he really is? Well, because he stands him. I looked him up and I was like, maybe I play him in a movie. Maybe this is how I would my...

Oh my God, you're a Casanova stand. Is that what you're gonna do? You're gonna play Casanova. That's what you're gonna do in the Oscar. That's your Oscar. That's your Oscar, dude. There it is. We finally figured it out! You're gonna be Giacomo Casanova. Giacomo Casanova. Dude!

Oh shit, he died. Yeah, turns out he's banned. A long time ago. He's from 17- He was born in 1725. I'm still gonna send it. Died in 1798. That's pretty good. And he ate a lot of, I mean, and by the way. And pussy.

Yeah, apparently. So that's the legend? He was imprisoned and escaped, it says on Wikipedia. God, this guy was a fucking legend. You know how he got out. You know how he got out. Dickin' him down, downtown. He said, hey, if you put your dick through those bars,

I'll do something to it that will make you release me. Adam, you're going to win the Oscar for this. Absolutely. It's going to be amazing, Adam. This is it. But by the way, how gross was it to have sex in the year 1780 or whatever? Pizza, pizza. Unreal.

So gross. Like the smells. The smells. Like an old hot pocket. But you know what though? The pheromones were stronger. Stronger. You know what?

Who also played Casanova? Paul Giamatti. I get compared to him all the time, and you're basically like, oh, it's exactly one and the same. It's Heath Ledger. So yeah, I feel like I'm the next to carry the mantle and to play Casanova. Yes, points! Not a joke.

And so that's his whole, I know that he was like a lover, but his whole thing was chowing? I don't know. I honestly don't know. I do know that his whole thing was like pleasuring the woman. So he was like the first dude to be like you know it'd be crazy if you also made her feel good. Yeah we did a good job at this. Like you fool. You guys were like huh? What are you talking about man? Come on mate. You don't you're not gonna go down there. No way. No.

That thing smells so bad, dude. This is 1725. It's like a bad hot pocket, dude. It's the year of his birth. He's already going for it. Damn, dude. He got an early start. 10,000 hours.

A real early start. You do have to start young to get those kind of numbers. Sorry, 1769. There it is. Yeah, it's funny. You can't go down there, man. A really old man at that point, but yes. It's like a bad hot dog at noon.

Okay. A bad hot dog at noon? Is that what you said? He said hot, no, he said hot pocket dude. He's all over the place. Wake up! Because a bad, I don't know if there's a such thing as a bad hot dog at noon. If it's noon and someone holds a hot dog at me.

I bust that glizzy. I'm gobbling. It's going down. I bust that glizzy. I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad at that one bit. I'm not gonna go glizzy. I wanted to. I thought about it.

You mean saying the word glizzy? Saying glizzy. I thought not gonna. I'm not gonna go. I'm not gonna go glizzy. I wanted to I thought about it You mean saying the word glizzy saying saying glizzy. No, I thought about it. I was like, oh, maybe I join Maybe I'm Blake and try to be a finger on the pulse with the kids But then I can't I can't bring myself to do it it's like when people were saying like that's lit and Sincerely meaning like that's lit that all the time. No, I did not I never said that's like fucking get said that all the time, dude. No, I did not. I never said that's lit. Yeah, you were fucking getting lit so much. Mom, Dad, stop fighting. Cognac.

Yeah, I never jumped on lit. Uh, Glizzy just seems to me like it's gonna, like, no one's gonna be saying that in two years. No one really said it. I said it kind of ironically. I feel like it's kind of out the door at this point. I brought it back a little bit. Interesting.

I don't know, I feel like, uh, you know, It's kind of out the door at this point. I brought it back a little bit. Interesting. I don't know, I feel like, you know, come 4th of July when our boy, what is his name? I'm blanking over it. I'm gonna come. Joey Chestnut, when Joey Chestnut is gobbling lizies. We've interviewed him at the Super Bowl.

Great guy. Legend, yes. Great guy. Adam was there, I was there. I just, we've shook his hand, he's a serial killer. Legendary. Don't do that to him. Don't do that to him. I'm sorry, I was just kidding. I was there. I just, we've been, we've shook his hand. He's a serial killer. Legendary. Don't do that to him. Don't do that to him. I'm sorry, I was just kidding. He was really kind.

He seemed like a really nice guy who has turned whatever problems he has into something fantastic. It's science. God bless him. I don't want to get into it. God bless him. For sure something's wrong. Did we even ask him? I'd like to go back and relisten that episode. Because now in hindsight I have a lot of questions for him. Like what made him...

You were starstruck Adam. I was. Give yourself a break. We had no idea he was going to approach the booth. That was a total dice roll. All of a sudden Joey chestnuts ready to Yeah, sit down thought we knew the night before maybe you did. I was maybe you I was in New Orleans I was getting crunk bro. We're partying dude. Yeah, I guess I was busy throwing up in my bed. Yeah, go ahead Goodbye. Yeah, you were busy. What were you saying?

No, I would like to ask him like what made him think he could be the greatest at this I think you asked like was he always a fast eater like as a child right right right dude hang on It I wouldn't even ask what made you think you'd be the greatest what made you even sit down to try in the first place Notice me senpai notice me well I could see like if you if you're a fast eater and you're always finished before everyone else by a long shot... Adam, no one's really going, like, looking around going, Fuck, man, I feel like every time I sit down for dinner and I'm always done first, maybe I'll do a contest.

No, maybe at Thanksgiving. Well, I mean, you're at a Fourth of July party, someone's like, Hey, you know what? We're gonna do a hot dog eating contest wouldn't that be funny? And then he's like and you go and he's he ate the grill He's catching the eye some girl. Joey ate the grill never gave him any love or respect Yeah, and then he's like maybe this you know every once in a while You're you're like I'm gonna do something that's probably stupid, but when you were younger I'm gonna do something dumb and then get the attention of this girl

And his was gobbling these glizzies. He just started yeah, he just started be like Yeah, yeah, I it is weird how hot chicks think it is yeah Very shaggy deli so so good call, and I'm sorry I even brought it up. Yeah, you fucked up. No, you're young. You don't know. Like, I used to think if I dance hard enough at my aunt's weddings that a scout will pluck me from the crowd. I remember Teddy got like his first girlfriend because he was so good at Pop-A-Shot basketball one day.

And he just slept with a chick on his arm. Can I tell you something? That's a legendarily cool thing to be good at. Every fucking cool guy is good at PoppaShot. Hot, hot, hot, hot! Your boy from Spur Posse for sure was good at that one. Yeah, definitely. [♪ music playing, chimes playing, and music ends.

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Chappaquiddick is a story of a tragic death and how the Kennedy machine took control. And he's not the only Kennedy to survive a scandal. The Kennedys have lived through disgrace, affairs, violence, you name it. So is there a curse? Every week we go behind the headlines and beyond the drama of America's royal family. Listen to United States of Kennedy, the drama of America's royal family. Listen to United States of Kennedy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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wherever you get your podcasts. Well, no, girls like a winner. I remember one time I won $100 in roulette at a casino, and this girl went home with me that night, who was way... Well, that's a prostitute. Yeah. No, she wasn't. No, she wasn't.

And she was way above what I... She was beautiful. Your fighting weight? Yeah, my fighting weight. And then later, she told me, I think I just went home with you because you won the $100 It was like exciting that you won. Really? That was her going. I think I went home for the $100 $100 I went home for you. I think you owe me $100

And in fact she didn't know that that I had only won $100 I was like I was only like a hundred like oh 40 bucks or whatever right and she was like oh, okay Also, I thought you won like a lot of money, and I'm like I don't I don't want to slut shame Yeah, yeah, but who is this woman? Who's like I gotta fuck. I gotta fuck this dude who just won a hundred I don't think I don't think it was exactly that she might have been on the fence and the fact that I was winning, I was on a good role, it just kind of tipped her over. Yeah, you were probably, she was looking at you. So you pushed this woman off a fence. Yeah. But you know what probably you probably had the whole table cheering for you And like you made a real big deal a lot a lot of energy

Yeah, yeah, you made a real big deal about the hundred bucks I feel like the people who cheer on other people gambling are idiots enablers fucking losers Okay, why? Why not be happy for some what be happy for somebody? Just be happy for people. No, they're glommers. They're glommers. Well, they're also probably half-cocked. They're probably a little drunk, you know?

They're just stopping by a table. That's also, hey, by the way, if I'm at a Blackjack table with you guys, and you guys are going on a real heater and Blake all of a sudden is getting Blackjack. Which we're going to do on the cruise, right? We're going to do on the cruise. Yes, absolutely. And all of a sudden we're stocking Which we're gonna do on the cruise, right? We're gonna do on the cruise. Yes, absolutely. And all of a sudden we're stocking cash. Adam, why are you blowing me?

Well, you won $100. Next thing you know. No, I'm gonna cheer and be excited for my friend. Absolutely. We celebrate. And if you think I'm a loser for doing that. Because you're my friend, a stranger? No, absolutely.

If you go and stand at a table that you're not gambling at and you start cheer, I'm not talking about rooting on other people who you're sitting at a table gambling with. If you just go stand at a table. Where vibe and dirt. Where someone else is gambling that you have never met and you're cheering them on, you're a loser. Go gamble or go put your money down and go let's do this.

You're getting absorbed in the moment. It's like when you see somebody like breakdancing. You stop, you watch, you cheer, whatever dude. Yeah, it's exactly. It's like a fun moment. It's the energy. It's the energy. How dare you bring up breakdancing? Because you know I'm with you on the breakdancing. I know. Well, I'm trying to put it in your terms. It's just the energy is flowing, baby. It's like, come on, good vibes.

Keep the vibes up. I would much rather stop and watch somebody break dancing and then fuck them and wake up the next day and go, you know what, I think I fucked you cause you were break dancing. Then go, I think I fucked you because you won $100. Well, dude, like I said, my guy was probably... By the way, it wasn't a stranger. It wasn't a stranger. It was someone that was in my

group. I knew her. It was just... Oh, that tipped the scale. Okay. Okay. Well, that makes more sense. But even if she was a stranger, that's cool. You're probably... By the way... The vibe was right. By the way, if someone has like a plain roulette and they have, all of a sudden it's for like 10 or $20,000 and they win, I'm gonna yell, I'm gonna be like, I'll give a woohoo.

Yeah, I'm looking at it, bud. That's exciting, that's exciting. You know, that's big money on the line. You put your nuts on the table. But are you gonna stand there and keep watching them go? Maybe, until they lose. Why not? Follow the run.

It's fun. It's not fun for me. I would just go to another table and I would gamble. Perfect. And I don't even like gambling. But sitting and watching other people doing stuff where you're like, I don't know. Come on, man.

You know, say lovey, sayy say what and what does that mean? Such is life. Mm-hmm such is Fucking bring some else up Hot dogs hot dogs. Oh, you know what I've been watching a lot of what's that every morning every morning? Ninja Turtles 2 secret of the oo morning. Uh, Ninja Turtles 2, Secret of the Ooze. Wait, you watch Ninja Turtles 2 every morning? Multiple mornings, you're spacing it out. Every...

Is it on Quibi? Is it on Quibi? No, I'm sitting down and I'm watching it every morning. Every day of the week. Ninja Turtles 2, Secret of the Ooze. Are you guys familiar with that movie? I mean, yeah, I've seen it. Blake, what are you doing?

Yeah, what are you talking about? Well, I just expected like a bigger reaction. Like, oh yeah, that's my shit. Well, yeah, okay, but that's your fault. Yeah, all right. Don't expect anything. I'm getting it. You know what?

Just let us be ourselves. I'll never work a day in my life. I love you. It's kind of bad, but it's kind of good too. It's awful. I don't remember the movie that well. I remember even as a child being like, this is too much. Go ahead.

I watch it every morning, Ders. What do you remember of it? I remember that the British actor- What's your negative take? My negative take is Super Shredder. I remember thinking Super Shredder was super cool, but then they didn't really do anything. Kevin Nash. Oh, was it?

Yes. Yes. WCW, NWO, Diesel. Toca and Razor? Yes. And now why wasn't it Rocksteady and Bebop? And I'm sure there was some like legal reason, but like. It's all legality.

The other thing was is that the first movie was such a hit that they they really needed to turn it around in like a year so there was like a lot of weird stuff like April is not the same April yeah the first April is my April yeah absolutely we know we all know Adams April O'Neill it's gotta be the porno one. Absolutely, shout out. I didn't even get that. Bencom, great movie. You gotta check out Bencom. I don't remember the second one.

Oh, it's dope. It's got vanilla ice, it's got hip music. Okay. Ninja rap. Go ninja, go ninja, go. Still such a good song. Like the dance that accompanies it is so good. So Blake, why are you as a 41 year old man

watching this movie every morning, five days a week? Bro, it just gets me juiced, bro. It just gets me juiced. It's just like, I gotta, I gotta, gotta. No. And the young Asian pizza guy, he was actually inside one of the turtles in one, correct? Yes, dude.

He was like in the Donatello suit. Since went on to go, he was in Surf Ninjas, I don't know his name right now. He's in a whole, he's in a shit ton of stuff. I know exactly who you're talking about, yeah. Can we agree? He's a legend. He's the last emperor, right? Legendary.

He's in Conan the Destroyer. He's like the little kid. He's been around forever. He was really cool. Very good actor. He's really cool and he's really good in that movie. His name is like Nino or something. I don't know. I just watched it.

Kino. Kino. Blake's watched it every morning. Nino. I don't listen. I'm watched it. Keynote. Keynote. Keynote. Yeah. Blake's watched it every morning. Nino. I don't listen. I'm on my phone, but... No doubt.

No doubt. Wait, so you watch it on your phone? No, I'm on my phone while I watch it. Yeah. I'm like, you know how we watch stuff nowadays? I remember Super Shredder being... I just feel like it was doing too much or something. The first one was very serious.

Very serious. The second one was much more cartoony. Yes. And to me that fucked it up. Well that was the complaint is like parents were kind of like, yo, the first one was too scary, too dark. We can't have Casey Jones. He's too aggressive. We gotta kind of lighten it up a little bit.

Add vanilla ice. But why change the recipe of a hit movie and make it less of a hit? Welcome to Hollywood. Welcome to Hollywood. Everyone's gotta have their opinion. But I just remember being like, it's not Rocksteady and Bebop, this is fucking weird. And Toca and Razor were fucking idiots.

And the other thing was, those were all... Tocca and Rezar were fucking idiots. And the other thing was, those were all, I think Jim Henson designed all the characters for Ninja Turtles 2. I'm a Brian Henson guy, go ahead. But I think he passed away before it went into production. So it was kinda like, yeah, it was kinda like that way. Ernie Reyes Jr.

I mean, this guy, Ernie Reyes Jr., he's done everything. Shout out to Ernie Reyes Jr. Not a flower. Not a flower. No, no. This is if you're talking about Lito or whatever. Keno. Keno. Yeah, you're talking about Keno. Who's also in Surf Ninjas. Oh, he's also in everything, dude. He's just been around.

His IMDB is off the charts. And also, is he a UFC fighter? Why is he in his IMDB photo standing in like a UFC step and repeat? He probably goes to all the, you know, he's a legend, cause like I said. Yeah, he's a legend, bro, he's a legend. He pulls up and they're like,

whoa, you are the reason I fight, is because I watch Ninja Turtles too. Yeah, he's gotta be. He might train fighters now. The thing is, is the reason I watch it every morning is because my youngest daughter is the one who is obsessed with it right now. But what I'm getting hyped on is it's making me realize

that there's so many offshoot ninja movies that I can bring to the table. Like from this. Are we talking about like American Ninja? No, that's too adult. And Enter the Ninja? That's also too adult. I'm talking like 90s ninja wave.

Oh yeah. We watch Ninja Turtles too. I could show her surf ninjas. I could show her three ninjas. Three ninjas, absolutely. The ninja train is. Kickbox. Sidekicks with Chuck Norris and Jonathan Brandis.

Brandis, RIP. RIP, legend. Also in Ladybugs. Also in Never Ending Story 2. Well let's see. Sequest. These are all bangers. These are all ten of ten. Ladybugs fantastic movie. Fantastic. Jack Hay correct. Jack Hay is amazing in that. If you haven't seen. I was talking about just how good movies in the 90s were compared to now. You know I love them. You know I love them.

Yeah. Pick a random year in the 90s and we'll say top movies of that year. 94. That's a great year. Great year. When you know there's gonna be some... Is that the banger? Is that the year of Forrest Gump and...

No, I think that was 95. Oh, 95 was the year. Soump and... No, I think that was 95. Oh, 95 was the year. So it's... No, you're right. It was Forrest Gump. It's The Lion King, Forrest Gump, True Lies, The Mask, Speed, The Flintstones, Dumb and Dumber, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Interview with a Vampire, and Clear and Present Danger were the top 10. Oh, righty then. Oh, wait, you said The Mask and Dumb and Dumber?

Both Jim Carrey movies dropped that year? Yeah. Yes, sir. Oh my fucking God! I'm like... Weirdly, radically different movies. Completely different. Was 95 Pulp Fiction and all that? Really? Was it that early in the game?

95 Pulp Fiction feels early to me, because that's a ground breaker. I feel like that, it kind of changed everything. Got a little more gritty out here. It sure did. 1995 in film is Die Hard with a Vengeance, Toy Story, Mm-hmm. Apollo 13, GoldenEye, Pocahontas, Batman Forever,

Seven, Casper, Waterworld, Jumanji. That was the top 10. Wow, dude! God damn, son. Wait, when did Pulp Fiction come out? Todd, when did Pulp Fiction come out? I mean, this is this it might be that year. So yeah, it just wasn't in the top 10.

But it wasn't it wasn't the top 10. It just wasn't top 10. Right. So adding to the mix, Pulp Fiction and then also Shawshank Redemption was that year, correct? That's 94, too? I believe. And when I believe, I'm usually wrong. Oh my god. Well, I did hear, like, Pulp Fiction didn't do well in movie theaters.

It kind of was a, I don't know if it was a flop, but it wasn't... It's sleeper. Yeah, it was a bit of a sleeper. Well, it was a critical darling, right? It didn't win Best Picture. Forrest Gump won Best Picture. But that was the whole year where it was like Forrest Gump did really well, but Shawshank, which also didn't get traction

in the theater until later. People were like, what's the Shawshank Redemption? Tim Robbins, like a jail, huh? So good. It is a really fantastic film. Yeah. And then you would go to Blockbuster or Hollywood Video. You'd rent it.

You'd get some Milk Duds or some Mike and I. Whatever your candy of choice was. Snowcaps? Yeah, you could be the kid who gets snowcaps. You'd go home on a Friday. Your dad would order some Godfather's pizza. Or the pizza of your choice. Zeo's Pizza. You never had it so good. Zeo's Pizza and then you'd fire up Shawshank Redemption and you're like I'm

too young to even watch this movie I have no idea what's happening but yeah there there's a scene where he gets forced to suck dudes d scene where he's getting raped right? It's forced to suck dudes Raping him though, right? Yeah, it's like you got it. Got it. Got it cuz it's always a movie I'm like my kids need to see this and then you just forget that Between like dropping all the sand out in the yard making like the hole. Yeah, he's getting butt fucks He's getting face fucked almost in every scene as far as I can remember Wow Almost in every scene as far as I can remember Wow Spit on that thing

I don't really remember that Yeah they're like huh There's that many Can you waterproof the roof? And he's like right after you fucking suck my dick And I'm like right huh I don't remember that So that's what they call it Shawshank

I'll suck your dick for that chest set you made Wait a minute his dick is the shank? Andy Dufresne Andy Dufresne. Andy Dufresne. Andy Dudesprays. Yeah, it's worth a watch. If anybody hasn't watched it in a while, there's a couple scenes you forget about, but they're good. And why did he get arrested in the first place?

He got framed like a wrongful murder? Yeah, because his girl was banging banging that dude the flashback scene. She's getting banged up against a wall. She's getting hammered Yeah, so this is 1994 movies and this is a best-of list. Okay, so it's Forrest Gump Shawshank, Pulp Fiction, Lion King, To Live, which I don't remember To Live? To Live, T.O. Live. I don't remember to live to live to live I don't know not to live I must be like a international movie is it TOO no is it you know the number two to I've said it multiple times and then it's Leon Leon the professional clerks oh professional don. Four weddings and a funeral, interview with

vampire. Oh god sexy dude, sexy. And by the way I I don't know maybe I'm just a stupid dumbass thought it was interview with a vampire slayer until right now. I'm a dumbass. I've never seen the movie I was too young in 1994 and I've never seen it. So you never seen it? Oh dude there's so many. I've never seen the movie, I was too young in 1994, and I've never seen it. You've never seen it? Oh dude, there's so many cool- I've never seen it either, but why did you think it was Interview with a Vampire Slayer? I think because Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Because it's Buffy the Vampire Slayer? I think so. It had to have been.

Did that also come out that year? You're a stupid dumbass. No, way later. That's 96. No, no, no. The original one with Paul Rubens. Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Yeah, thank you. So it's Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura, The Mask. These all came out in 1994. That's insane.

Jim Carrey was on a fucking good one. Jim Carrey had the most lunatic comedy run of all time. Dude, Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie came out in 92. Woo, early adapter. What the hell? You're welcome. Natural Born Killers, Shallow Grave. I've never seen that.

That movie fucked me up so bad. I've never seen that. Oh really? I remember that was the movie where people were like, this will fuck you up if you see it. I remember coming home and my parents were like, how's the movie? And I was like, you can't see this movie

Like I thought I had to protect them from seeing. Yeah, what is the crazy scenes you watch? Is it like what fucks you up? I want to see it. I bet it's sick I just remember it being so like trippy and disconnected that you're like it just kind of made you uneasy I remember I watched it as a kid and was like I think I watched it with my dad and I was like I don't know. That shit's important. And my dad also it was it was too artsy for him he's like what the fuck is this shit? This is. I mean put on a Chuck Norris flick. Why is it all red? Let's watch three ninjas again. Nah. They did a whole thing of like where they'd show Mallory's like childhood, but they filmed

it like a three camera sitcom. And it was like her dad was Roddy Dangerfield and he was like, why don't you come over here? And like he like molests her and there's like a laugh track. Yeah. Then there's a part where like they're escaping a prison and helping like the news reporter get out played by Iron Man and everyone's covered in blood. That's all I remember. Everyone's covered in blood at some point cool Lewis is terrifying

there I said it you guys she's terrifying she's so terrible I love her she is but you're always kind of like is she gonna just like fucking stab me through the screen yeah jump out of the screen and kill you she's such a legendary person. Old school, remember how she crushed in that opening scene of old school? She was great in old school. Yeah, she seems like she's on edge

and that's probably why she did so well. You know, you can't put her in a box. Actors used to be crazy. Oh yeah. Used to be like, just roll, just roll, they're crazy. It's better that way. It's so much better, are you kidding me? Yeah, some of the best ones are. They're either dumb. They're crazy. It's better that way. It's so much better. Are you kidding me? Yeah, some of the best ones are they're either dumb or they're crazy and a lot of times they're both

You think it's gonna be another Tom Sizemore in Hollywood it's not happening Then we got the hud sucker proxy I love that I remember hating that as a kid for kids. No, it's for kids, you know I thought it was cool. No, it was advertised like it was like gonna be funny and then it was not funny Not that funny for children for a dumb mind like that. Ed Wood is a banger. By the way, Hutsucker Proxy was rated PG Which I'm like, yeah. Yeah, it just seemed they filmed it like a 50s type Yeah, but it seemed more adult dude commit suicide doesn't a dude jump out the window and commit suicide I think repeat you can't even say the word suicide anymore, but the way they film it is like a fucking acme

Cartoon yeah, oh no you can't like they'll bleep it. Yeah Then it's Ed Wood What has one of the greatest lines of all time and Bill Murray's being baptized or like do you take the Heavenly Father? Like da da da da da and you just just like Sure, and then they dunk them. It's fucking great the page master quiz show Oh McCulley shows a banger dude You want to feel smart watch quiz show speeds banger show that to my kids. They said it was intense the Riverwild Oh, that's uh, is that Kevin Bacon spooky Meryl Streep Kevin Bacon. That's right. Yeah, that's it's also really sexual

I remember getting like that'll strip your bacon. I'll see you baby, too I beat you to a thing that doesn't make any sense. But I was about to say it, dude. Well, why are they the same? Or why are they the same? Two last names, Streep and Bacon. I'll streaker. Gotcha, bitch!

Maricopa on 34th Street. Don't know it. The Crow. Eric Draven Middle School. Street Fighter II. We could do a part on each of these movies, man. My god. Little Giants, The Santa Clause,

Rick Moranis, Tim Allen. This is still 94? This is all 94. God damn. God damn. God damn. And then now we're getting into movies. Oh, Blank Check, Airheads.

God damn. Blank Check, Airheads. Mr. Macintosh. Richie Rich. Richie Rich. Mighty Ducks 2. Knock it back. The Little Rascals.

Oh, dude. Three Ninjas Kickback, The Swan Princess, My Girl 2, Andre, The Flintstones, Street Fighter, The Jungle Boys. They made a lot of movies. Andre with the seal? You remember Andre? It was a movie about a girl and a seal. It was fucking tight, dude. Run it back. Street Fighter and the jungle with John Claude Van Damme it's gas did we give a RIP to our boy Pete Navy I think we did maybe we did but 1994 was an absolute legend they don't even come out with that many movies in a year it's also crazy that you're like as you're listing it there's there's movie stars with multiple movies coming out in that year

that are all huge. Oh yeah. Like Macaulay Culkin's on there a couple times, Jim Carrey's on there a couple times, Tim Robbins on there a couple times. It's just like, wow, dude. Well, they used to make, you used to make two or three movies a year, and then-

How are they cranking them out so much? That's crazy dude. It's a fun industry to be in. So what happened at Chappaquiddick? Well, it really depends on who you talk to. There are many versions of what happened in 1969 when a young Ted Kennedy drove a car into a pond. And left a woman behind to drown.

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Yeah, he kills it. He's so cute in that movie, too. Now, you sort of, let me guess, Jers, you kind of related to Macaulay in that movie? You mean in that we're like just misunderstood? The Good Son. Yeah, The Good Son. The Good Son is about a, isn't it about a family

who adopts a kid, and then the kid seems nice, and then he starts to be like, I'm gonna fucking kill your parents or some shit. Yeah. Basically, a kid's parents die, and he moves in with, I think, the aunt and his cousin. I could be wrong. And the cousin's like, let's go for a nature walk.

And they build a gun that shoots a pit bull. And you- K.A.N.T... I mean, this is how my brain works. And they're little kids. They're little kids. These are like seven-year-olds. Remember, they're small. Yeah, these are like... No, they're probably ten. Yeah.

But there's a moment where he slips out of the tree house and Macaulay Culkin's holding him over like a 20-foot drop and he goes, If I let you go, do you think you could fly? And I remember you go, do you think you could fly? And I remember being like, this is the scariest moment I've ever seen in any movie. This is when he became a superstar.

Fucking Kevin McAllister, what is going on in town? Yeah, Home Alone. Fucking- Yes, I knew Durs would love that movie. That movie was fucking insane. If I let you go, do you think you could fly? This is the way. You're like, I'm gonna use that. I let you go, do you think you could fly? This is the way.

You're like, I'm gonna use that. I'm gonna go try that. I'd do that to my kids over the pool. If I let you go, do you think you could swim? It was wild that they truly just clocked how good of an actor Macaulay Culkin was, and they were like, we're gonna make 20 movies with you within the next three years before you get old.

Essentially they were like a race against the clock for before he hits puberty, we're gonna make as many movies as we possibly can with this kid. Right, before he has Blake's beard, let's do this. Before he sprouts Blake's beard. And in the off season you can kick it with Michael Jackson. It's all good, dude. She's living the life.

He's all good. We're playing pretend. RIP George Wendt, black and white music video. But also I do love how Mack, Righteous Gemstone's withstanding, is that how they say, kinda hung up the spurs and was like, I think I'm good.

I made a gang of cash early on and I'm just gonna kick it. No, I think he's actively trying to get work. Until he did member party monster. Again? Member party monster. Yeah, I think he's out and about a little bit, I think. But if he's really active, he'd be in stuff.

Well, his brother took the helm, Rory. Yeah, I don't think he wants to do bad stuff. His brother took it. What is he in besides, he did a commercial for the Super Bowl, probably racked up a gang of cash there I think he just goes courtside at like Knicks games or Lakers games. He's just vibing This is that's not a show or a movie. He's he's dating that girl or married to her I think that woman Brenda song. Yeah, who's on is that the woman who's on running running point? Yes

And it's a Kieran Culkin that is now the big star yes, you're right you're right Did you ever see the movie? Oh is that what you think is that what you think? I just you ever see the movie party monster with McCauley kulkin. It was one of his later films of course it was like Essentially watching my brother's childhood dude that movie kicks fucking ass dude Yeah, and what is that? I never saw it, but it's essentially like they're rave kids and they just do a bunch of ecstasy and shit. Yeah. Well, he's a murderer, right?

Oh. Yeah, yeah. It's like a rave kid mur- well, is he murdering people or are they dying? Yeah, he's murdering people. I thought it was a murd-er-er-er. Yeah. Yeah, but it is rave kids, New York City, based on a true story. Yeah, it's really cool. It's a great setting. It's a great setting. But you know, you don't remember anything about it. You didn't remember that they were murderers.

It seems like you don't remember this movie. Well, I remember... I can picture Macaulay Culkin with wings. He has angel wings, and he's got big platform boots. And, you know, he brings people back to the apartment. And I can't remember if he kills them or he just overdoses them. Well, I don't think he's actively murdering them. Kind of the same. He gets them back to the apartment and I can't remember if he kills them or he just overdoses them.

Well, I don't think he's actively murdering them. Kind of the same. Yeah, he gets them back to the apartment and they're like, I don't know if I'm coming or going. So Todd says- I can't remember if he's like murdering people. Here's what Todd says, based on a true story of Michael Alig, a club kid, party organizer whose life was spent spiraling down when he bragged on television about killing his drug dealer and roommate. Perfect! Yeah, you're not gonna wanna do that.

Yeah, don't do that. That's... You know, you can do that, but don't do that. That's murder 101. Take that for what you will. Okie dokie! It's a really good film. Very good.

Yeah. Who directed that movie? Is that Michel Gondry? It has to be my boy, Michelle No, it is Fenton Bailey and Randy Barbato. Oh man. This is cool I feel like Randy might or pardon me Fenton probably started it and then they were like Fenton's letting this movie go Randy we need you to step in By the way, I'm just watching the little trailer of Party Monster. Yeah.

And it's him and Seth Green. This movie looks so off-putting. In a way that I know Ders would love. Yeah, it's awesome. And I don't, I think I wouldn't like this. Yeah, it might not be your flavor, but it's fucking cool. It's just a cool place to like place a movie like in the rave culture. Like I don't know that it was ever like put on blast like that before that. Yeah, I think it was so niche that that they wouldn't go to the movies to watch this movie.

Yeah, I don't think it did great. But it's still fucking cool, dude. It was definitely on like the recommended shelf at Hollywood Video where the person who worked there was like, you like weird shit? You rave, you do Molly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was just you rave, you rave. You do ecstasy? Would they have a little lip piercing?

Yeah. Oh yeah. All the piercings, baby. So good. Yeah. Jenga, Jenga, Jenga, Jenga for those. So good. And who would have known that Ninja Turtles 2 would bring us all the way to party monster

I did I was kind of like Yeah, you're chunky No fully chung day I'm done. Okay. It's fine. It had to happen. It had to be this way. Yeah, it's kind of sad that movies are bad now. Like, as this new, am I chunking still or what? Am I talking?

Can you guys hear me? No, you're back, you're back. You just got back. Have you guys seen the trailer for the new Jurassic World movie? Well, that's the one with, now it's just the same movie but now it's just Scarlett Johansson and she is like trying to like harpoon the world's largest dinosaur. Dude, it's based. It's an episode of Bass Masters set in set in Jurassic Park times.

I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I guess I'm just like because even my kids, I go, what's your favorite Jurassic Park world movie? And they're like the first one. And I'm like, man, we are just fucking milking and squeezing the fucking juice out of this thing. And I'm like, people are showing up. People are going to see it. Well, because because I think people are starving to go to the theaters because it is a fun experience

but then you look at what's coming out you're like, oh, uh I guess if we're gonna go we're gonna just see this this thing We but the thing is you you I mean we don't need to get into this but like Guess what if there's a bunch of movies that come out that are good that are things you've never seen before Then people go you know what? You can actually just go to the movies about something you've never seen before and odds are it could be good. Hudsucker proxy.

But if you just dump everything into the things, it's like, I don't want to get into it. I don't want to get into it. I think I agree with you. I agree with you. I think ticket, they've they fuck themselves by getting greedy with raising these ticket prices because now you're like don't get me start on the Popcorn I'm gonna I'm gonna spend $20 on a movie ticket on a movie that may or may not be good and Then you get popcorn you get this all of a sudden. It's like a 5060 $80 snowcaps movie and you're like this sucks

I spent 80 dollars to watch a bad movie dude. Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna open our own Movie theater chain it's called 94 yeah, it's gonna be called. It's gonna be called $15 good movies only and good movies only. And the movies... It's got a ring to it. It's got a ring to it. They're not gonna come out

the day they come out. We're gonna get them a week or two later. But guess what? We're only gonna get the movies that are actually good. We guarantee you like it. No, no, no, I hear what you're saying, but do we... Do they all have to be new movies? Because we might be hard pressed to get good movies because we might be hard-pressed to get no

We might dip into the 90s 1994 that's what I'm saying. I liked I liked Blake's pitch. Thank you It's just called 1994 movies. Okay and release them in order But we want to make sure we can make you know make new movies And I think that if we just said hey hey, we promise these are good movies. We promise you're going to like this. If it's bad, we're not playing it. Huh. Full stop.

Interesting. Full stop. Interesting. That's life. And they're like, I'm going to get money back because people don't agree with theirs' tastes. No, it's not up to me. It's up to the council of a very diverse council of people who know what's good. Kung-ne!

A parliament. A parliament. Thank you. And I will. I will. Thank you. You shall. I am excited for Fantastic Four, the new one.

I think they're going to get it this time. I think they're going to nail it this time. I feel good about it. I'm a Marvel guy. What do you like about it? It seems... And by the way, I like the director. I worked with him on Monarch.

He's a super talented guy. But the trailer seems a little sanitized. And I'm just... And maybe that'll be the... I don't think they're showing their cards. I don't think they're showing their cards yet. I think they're trying to, you know, like really... The word on the street is, is that it's good.

That's, that's what the word is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's gonna be great. I'm excited. I'm excited for F1. I truly think that's gonna be a very fun. That's supposed to be just okay, right? Okey dokey.

Good as Brad. Yes, but in the same way that Top Gun Maverick was just okay. Top Gun Maverick was just okay. Top Gun Maverick was not just okay. Top Gun Maverick was violently satisfying. I think this is going to be the same amount. I think it's going to be... The reviews I'm reading are not favoring it, but...

Oh, really? Who cares about review, man? Come on. I agree. I'm with you. If it's not part of our parliament council, it doesn't matter, dude. It does matter. I was just gonna say that. Yeah. Okay, that's enough. Meet me to the bacon.

I wish I could pull it. What? From what Adam said, I can't remember, from River Runs Wild bacon time. We'll give you a minute, Adam. Should we give him a minute? You gotta, you gotta streep that bacon. Oh yeah.

There it is, streep that bacon, baby. Sometimes you gotta streep that bacon. Oh yeah. There it is, streep that bacon baby. Sometimes you gotta streep that bacon. We can do that with modern actors. Yes, points! Oh! Actors I suppose. So you're not excited about F1. I thought we would all be kind of on board seeing F1.

I am. I thought it looked good. I like the trailer. I like that kid that was in Snowfall. I think he's great. I never watched that. Oh, he's great. I never watched that Oh, he's he's great in it, and then he also just looks cool. You're like I thought he was the dude I thought he was

the He looks like the hometown road guy what the fuck is the name of that song he looks like little Nas little Nas X You thought he was I thought he was little Nas X Lil Nas X. I thought he was Lil Nas X in the trailer first. I'd watch that movie. I'd watch anything Lil Nas X would do. I also would watch that movie, but F1, he'd get F5. I'd watch that guy F everybody. When I first saw the trailer, I thought it was him. Now, dude, there's no way

this movie, it might not be a great movie, but it will be entertaining. It'll be worth going to the movie theaters. I wanna go see it. I wanna go see it. You wanna see it? Yeah, I wanna see it. You keep talking about it. I will say, what sucks about, my least favorite part about being a parent is... Being a man. Being a man. No, is uh, is you cannot watch a movie.

There's no movies being watched anymore. It's over. Like by the time you put the kid to bed, you have time for one hour long episode of television and then you might start the second episode and you watch half of it and then you go, we should go to bed, right? What are we doing? Adam, but just wait. But now is your wife awake for that cuz mine just is like yeah, we should definitely watch something

And I go no she watches okay She has a hard time sleeping, and I don't like if I when I hit the pillow. I'm usually out Right this is news. I'm on a lot of medication now. You know so it makes me tired This is the way so by the end of the day. I I'm I'm out a lot of medication now, you know, so it makes me tired. This is the way. So by the end of the day, I'm out, baby, once my head hits the pillow. And she can't fall asleep, so we essentially have to go to bed at the same time. So she... You make her. You make her.

You're going to bed. Hey, sweetheart, we're going to bed. Because if I try to stay up, she won't, she's like, I can't go to sleep unless... We're going to bed. No, she does that to me. I'm like a little fucking kept dog, dude. I'm like, she's like, we have to go to bed because... Adam, Adam, we're going to bed. If I stay up late and watch a movie or something, then as soon as I get into bed, she's such a light sleeper, I'll wake her ass up.

She's like, Adam, I don't care the games going in the overtime, we're going to bed. We're going to bed. We haven't run into that, luckily. Yeah, you're not going to watch movies for quite a while. That's how it works. How long? When do movies come back? Then when you do start watching movies, you're going to watch the same movies every morning

and it's either going to be Ninja Turtles 2 or Frozen 2 and you're gonna watch them every morning But it's kind of cool because remember when we were in 1994. Yeah, dude, Ninja Turtles You gotta get that and yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Frozen 2 is Frozen 2 is is manly in some ways or you know what? Let him let you let your boy. Let your boy watch I'm gonna only show I'm only gonna show him. I'm only gonna show him that in some ways. Or you know what? Let him let your boy watch Frozen. I'm going to only show him that the clip that Disney just said that they're cutting from the movie. What was it? I think it was in Mulan. At the end of the movie of Mulan they have a scene where at the end of the movie and of Mulan they have a

scene where like the Han are saying like This is how you be a man or like toughen you up like a man or something and Disney just released A statement saying they're cutting it from the movie on Disney Plus because they no longer stands for the values of Today and we wish we would have never put it in the movie. I'm a dude. Oh, so you're gonna just have that on repeat Yeah, I'm only gonna show them. I'm only gonna show that dude. I'm watching Mulan. Okay, fair enough Yeah, hey, he can watch frozen if the boy wants to watch frozen and let him watch yeah Yeah, he can watch frozen. I don't care if he watches frozen. I'm totally kidding Blake the scientists in secret of the ooze He's a good actor. He, RIP.

Yeah, he just died a few years ago. I remember looking him up and being like, damn, he just died. Oh, you'd recognize him. He has been the topic on my group text. He was in Star Trek. He was like, he's a very good actor, very good. We can give him flowers.

I think that that's my favorite thing about movies is watching something like Secret of the Ooze and seeing that guy and being like, damn, everybody just had to do a gig every once in a while. He jumps off the screen. He jumps off the screen. You're like, this guy knows how to act. Yeah. You're like, how'd they get this guy? And you go, well, that guy probably got divorced that year. And it's like, God damn it. Yeah. yeah all right that's exactly right you know like they talked about is it uh who's who's the dude from Michael Caine right Michael Caine somebody was like oh you did a jaws four what's a real heaping pile of shit and he was like yeah I bought my mama house with jaws for money I don't

like the movie but it was a good time and bought my mom a house. Well he also, Michael Caine's the best. He also said like how do you choose a movie? He goes I look at the log line exterior Hawaii I'm in. If it says exterior Alaska I'm out. And then they just they do what they do wherever they are they're bringing it they I love it. And then they just, they do what they do. Wherever they are, they're bringing it. They're doing it. Yeah, they're the best version of themselves in every movie. Ders, I'm gonna let you have the floor after this, but that dude from Ghostbusters 2, the judge. Shut up right now.

Shut up. The judge, you might want to shout him out. He just passed away a couple weeks ago. He did. This is another glue guy. You're a young man, you're watching this movie, there's just a guy that you just never forget these performances and it's not...

He's a lion of the screen. It's just insane. Yeah, he's the judge from Ghostbusters 2 who just crushes because he's like the pissed off guy and he makes the... The coolest scene ever. The ooze or whatever they call it, the slime. The like, the Scalari brothers or whatever.

Yeah, he gave him the chair. Scalari brothers come back. Yes. But like, he's also in Scarface, like... I know that. Oh yeah, okay. I know what you're talking about now. He's just awesome because... Character actors make me fucking so stoked to be part of the business. Yeah.

Because I'm like... But he's so good. Those character actors were so fun that where they were able to just do a bunch of small parts in these big movies that stick with you and they crush. And they crush in everything. And that guy's like... Remember all the old ladies of the 80s and 90s who kept being in cool movies being like, I'm skateboarding! And then they'd be in the next one.

And you'd be like, that old lady's always good. Yeah, and you start to think they're hot. The one who was Sandler's mom in Happy Gilmore's like the most legendary one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That one was in everything. Face like this. She was in everything.

And she always crushed. I think she's in Kingpin. Who was she? His grandmother, right? His grandmother. Different woman. Different woman. Is it she's in Kingpin. Who was she? His grandmother, right? His grandmother. Different woman.

Different woman. Oh, okay. Right, exactly. Because I wonder like, because then you also go like, well, did she just start acting when she was like 50 or 60 or 70? No, she was probably some fucking hot ass babe in her 20s who had like a slew of movies, raised her kids, came back, crushed. Whatever the journey is, it's always interesting to me.

It is really cool. That's what I just said. Yeah, I know. I like seeing those character actors where you look back at their old work and they were like with like John Wayne in like a Western in like the 40s or 50s. Or they starred in a movie. They starred in many movies and then they just weren't,

they just didn't become a movie star. And so then they got kind of like into TV or whatever the fuck the case is. Like William Atherton, who was in like Sugarland Express, Steven Spielberg, huge movie, great actor, starred in that. Ben just wasn't a movie star. But dude, Die Hard and Ghostbusters. Had to do workaholics, unfortunately. And then, yeah, he finally fell down the rung

to where he did an episode of workaholics. All the way to the butt. Hang on a second. Hang on. William Atherton. Die Hard, unbelievable in that. Ghostbusters, unbelievable. And BioDome.

Thank you. Like, this is a guy who, every time. This is a guy one of the who? Every time the guy so good. I just read it was some some like Critic and I was reading some dumb thing that I shouldn't be even been reading But he had said like this was one of the worst movies ever This is right up there with biodome and then as soon as I read then I was like well now I can't take anything you say serious you're obsolete right yeah you don't you know nothing because maybe this movie that you say is the worst movie since biodome mm-hmm I wanted to be if it's as bad as biodome it might be one of my favorite movies I

hope it's that bad right I hope it's as bad as I hope it's that bad. Another example of a movie I remember seeing and then being like, well, that guy seems pretty cool. And then realizing this is a person who has had a crazy career was Big Top Peewee starring obviously Paul Rubin's, but Chris Christopherson. Yes. I remember being like, oh, this guy seems pretty cool. And then when you go you go oh he was like the biggest movie star of the 70s and a huge musician Yeah, he was like a huge musician as well and like popular but also like a man of the people type guy I remember Kyle would always say that he looked like Chris Christopherson Do you remember this Blake he would like claim Chris Christopherson? See ya, and I was always like I don't know dude. He looked like He would like claim Chris Christopherson. Chris, see ya. And I was always like, I don't know dude.

He looked like Chris Gove Christopherson. Yeah. I'm like, I don't know man. Yes, points. Oh, yeah. We'll give it to him. Yeah, might as well. Yeah, I look like Mark Wahlberg.

We have our people. Water trash. Blake, who's your guy, Blake? Habibi. Yeah, there it is. Nice. Ders, who's your guy? I look like where the wild things are, Moss. Who do you look like that you don't look like, but you're like,

kind of. You guys tell me. Ders looks like a scar's guard. He looks like a scar's guard fell off a truck. Yeah, you could be a scars guard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're like the sixth brother that people forgot about. Yeah. Yeah. I'm here too. Also They start weeding out the jeans a little bit. They had their honors. Nice. I'll go back to Sweden. Yeah, no, what it is is the dad like, or the mom stepped away with someone and then Durst came.

And they're like, yeah, I guess they're brothers. I see it. Yeah. And he always goes, and he always makes sure he goes, and I'm also proud of you too. I'm really proud of you. But if you could just stand back while I stand with my stable of movie star sons.

You go! You're cool too! Always! Can you... and hold this actually. Everyone give you the... take the phones. Go start the car. Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams. Wow.

I'm really thinking about it. Would you like to give... you were going to give flowers to someone? Flowers? Yeah, Blake you said. Who, me? Yeah, I think he said no flowers is what he was trying to make sure. No, well he was dead, so didn't he just die? This person just died.

Yeah, it was the guy from Ghostbusters 2. Yeah, but do you want to say his name? Or you just want to say. I have no clue. I have no clue. Oh, it's here in the chat. Todd puts it in the chat. Harris Eulin. Well, and I would like to apologize to Harris Eulin,

because you should be a household name. RIP, my friend. Well, if you click on the link, which I know you won't, it says, another one of those frustratingly nameless, but omnipresent, and talented faces of stage, film, and television. Chameleon-like player, Harris Euland. He's great, man.

And by the way... You... Go ahead. I just... I love it. No, I just love it. I just love it. Because then when you get to work with some of these guys, you're like,

You're like, Yo, man. Holy shit. Yeah. I used to watch Daryl every morning. Of course. Or whatever the fuck it was. And you don't even have to watch Ghostbusters 2.

You should. It's very good. I agree. That's the other thing I wanted to get to about like sequels, but that might be a better sequel than the first. The first is very good, but I just... It's just like Pitch Perfect 2 and Pitch Perfect. It hit me at the right time. It hit me at the right time as a youngster.

Fair enough. But I will say that you don't even have to watch the movie. Just go YouTube the scene, because you can watch that whole scene in the courtroom. The dude is fucking lights out, dude. Harris Ewing. He's on fire. He's coming on fire.

You're legendary. You're coming on fire. Maybe, and Blake, maybe for the board, pull something from there. Okay. Make it come on fire next week. My bad. I kind of fell asleep at the wheel.

And is there a better, I just love when Bill Murray, there's like a, he's like on the stand and he's being deposed or whatever and the female lawyer comes up to him and like presses him and then he puts his hand on hers and says, kitten. And she's like, Jesus Christ. You're like fucking. It's a really great scene. Peter Vanquen, you dog. It's a really great scene. Peter Vanquen you dog. It's a great scene.

He can't help himself but the whole thing is great. Everything about it explains everything. Tasty. When Dan Aykroyd goes like we're getting under the table. Yeah, it's the best. Watch it. YouTube it now guys. It's the Scaleri Brothers.

Your guys' ability to remember movies is. I mean my Snapchat brain. I can't that scene specifically I can it's because of that guy too. I think it's only Mrs. Doubtfire that I can remember the entire movie. Well, Mrs. Doubtfire burned at the stake bully That had to have been 94 or 5 right now. Mrs. Doubtfire That's a great question, dude. Toddy. Mrs. Doubtfire. Mrs. Doubtfire, pull it up.

Pull it up, please. Mrs. Doubtfire. Pull it up. Toddy. 93. 93. I do, you know, can I, here's my take back. Can I do a take back?

Sure. There's a large part, there's a large part of me. Chucking. I know a part you're not talking about. Okay, go ahead. Start it again. There's a large part of me. Not that part, obviously.

You need another four inches. The wishes I watched Robin Williams movies and enjoyed them like you guys do because he does it for you. It's hard for me to want. I want to, you know, I'm going to cheer you on at this grab table. But I just can't.

You are a few years older than us. And I think and you have older brothers instead of younger brothers. And you had no one to show you the way, the young ways. Yeah, you probably weren't there when Jumanji was really in your wheelhouse. And Jumanji set it off. Even before that though, Aladdin, the genie, like... No, Jumanji didn't set it off. For me...

I just didn't... I'm trying to think of like, no, but you know what I remember... You know what it was? Not it was, but like, I remember seeing the movie Toys in the theater and being like, holy fuck, this is awful. Yeah, it's his worst movie. That is by far like his- But I'm trying to think about where I got soured on that. It's actually really cool when you watch it now, because it's a very like terrible movie,

but it's surreal and great. Uh oh, cool, is it? And his Aladdin was also my favorite animated movie. It still is, I think, my favorite animated movie. It still is I think of my favorite animated movie. Uh, he Absolutely Crushes as as a as a guy who does a lot of voiceover work Yes, and they allow you to improv quite a bit in voiceover He is just on fucking fire and you're like, oh, there's no way the writers wrote that speech for him

He just went off. Of course not. But then you see Will Smith do it, and you go, I guess everyone can do it. Okay. You can get really good. I mean, you got two more wishes. Wow, dude.

What was his real, I mean, Hook. Hook is unreal, but I think you have a childhood memory of that. I've got a complicated relationship with Hook. Yeah, I think that fucked you up, bro, because Hook also was like, it just cemented. It's a fucking classic. What is his, what's Robin Williams' biggest banger? I mean, Mrs. Doubtfire, probably.

Good Will Hunting. Well, Good Will Hunting, sure, but he's not the star of the- Yeah, but that's a whole different thing. That's just his hairy ass arms. Well, then it's Mrsrs. Doubtfire. This is some yeah. Yeah bird cage I never saw a bird cage, but what was before? Good morning. Hello, Vietnam. What's it called? It's good morning. Good morning, Vietnam I had that trailer on the predator VHS for sure, but never saw you want to know as late one 24-hour photo off the chain.

Yeah, it's one hour photo for this feature. It's one hour photo, yeah. 24 hour would be kind of shitty. It'd be like a regular turn around. Fucking thing sucks! And was he the bad guy in Insomnia? Am I crazy? Yep, you're right. But like, yeah, early on I was just put off by

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