This Is Important - Ep 256: I’m Not Gay For Chris Gaines No More

Episode Date: July 15, 2025

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I did not disform any tits in my childhood or in my adulthood. This is worse than last week Blake hit me with the I'm not gay no more What if I'm like, I don't even know what you're talking about dude. Yeah. Yeah, you know, you're hearing there. No, no, I'm not gay no more. Dude, dust that one off. What if I'm like, I don't even know what you're talking about, dude. Yeah. You know. You're hearing things. No, I'm not.

I'm not. Adam's just stoked to be rapped on gemstones. I'm not gay no more. There you go. God, there you go. That's an elite clip. Is that what you said when they gave you your final, like, what do they say when you're done?

When I won top Christ following man? When you rapped? No. No, when you like rap on a series, they're like, that's a series rap. And then you just go, I'm not gay no more. I'm not gay no more. You just shed it immediately.

Or you didn't say it cause you're not? Ugh. I'm not gay no more. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That is a really good internet clip if you haven't seen it, it's an elite clip it's a very gay black gentleman and And he's convinced. She's not gay anymore. Well. Yeah, I think the power of Christ Christ compelled him Yeah, it's making him exit his body and make him automatically just love women all of a sudden

Yeah, and he won't carry a purse anymore. But then, yeah, he won't carry a purse anymore, but then he goes, uh, I'll just love women's... Mmm, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Women, women, women, women, women. And you know how they guess them going. You know how they guess ladies going. Oh, God.

Do you guys think there's anyone who was gay, just gay, who's now straight, not somebody who did something gay. Blake? What I'm asking is it possible to do something gay and then forget about it? No, like has anyone been gay and been like, actually false alarm, coochie.

Actually, false alarm, actually false alarm. Oh. Coochie. Actually. False alarm. And I don't think, I don't think, yes. Yeah, I just, this guy that I know who is a gay guy. OK. Here we go. We'll call him Smadambeauvine. No, no, no, it's not me.

Smadambeauvine. Not to me. OK. You didn't even have to say that, so now I think it is. But go ahead. Well, you guys were saying Smadambevine. Smadambevine. You didn't even have to say that, so now I think it is, but go ahead. Well, you guys were saying Smadambevine, dude, so that leads people to believe it is me. I'm happily married with a child, okay? And no gay man has ever had those two things.

Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. Go off. Go off. Okay? I want you to know. No, okay? No gay man has ever had a family and a wife

Okay, that's true. Not even a thing that could happen I'm not gay no more, but uh He was like, oh, I'm not gay anymore. And I'm like what and he's like, yeah, I'm not I'm not gay I I have a girlfriend now and I'm like we're you were like, I mean, he was very gay, dude. He leaked. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like wore it on his sleeve, was just like flying the flag high.

Wore what, shoulder pads? Yeah, what did he have there? Wake up! Because I feel like women, women do it a lot. I feel like women are lesbians for like a good decade, half decade maybe, and then they're like, you know what? Well, I think it's easy to kind of give up on men because they're so trash all the time. So you just go, yeah, we suck. Says you. We're dogs.

Men are dogs. Dogs. Yeah, but don't dogs rock? Some dogs are pretty sick. And dogs are kind of the fucking best. I mean, big dog clothing's off the chain. I need to get more of those t-shirts. Top dog entertainment. I like Kendrick Lamar. I sent you guys a picture of somebody from the 80s. Significant Rockin' Big Dog.

It might have been Schwarzenegger, like, getting off a private jet in Big Dog. I could see Arnold Rock jet in Big Dog. I love that. I could see Arnold rocking Big Dog. He's allowed. I think you might have. He's allowed. Oh, is it the one where he's on the boat with, like, the model? Was he rocking Big Dog?

I thought it was a jet, but I get planes and boats confused. It is crazy. Yeah, you always do. You sent us like Arnold on a boat with like a Playboy model and he's just looking like he's having the fucking best life ever. Yeah. Just smiling ear to ear but I don't recall if he was wearing a shirt or no. I bet Arnold's life in the 80s and 90s was

probably unparalleled. When do you think it peaked? Do you think it peaked before he was famous? And he was just a crazy muscle-bound guy? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, That was peak. I understand. Come on. Blake was baptized there. I mean, he was having orgies on the set of Conan the Barbarian. Yes. Yes. That's because he was coming fresh off of being an unknown. That's what I'm saying. That's pretty cool. At his peak fame, like Terminator 2 judgment day, he's too public.

It might be too much. And so beforehand, he's just out there. I'm telling you. Blake's saying it. Hey, he's just out there. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Hey, Undershut up. Blake is telling us. When he's opening Planet Hollywood next to his bro, Bruce Willis and Sly.

By the way, didn't like those guys. Bullshit. You got to read the book. You got to read the book that I recommended. He didn't like them? No, he didn't like them. What the hell? Well, I mean, Bruce, I think was fine.

I think they didn't give a shit about Bruce Willis. They're like, yeah, this guy did Moonlighting, and now he does one movie. Who cares? But him and Sly hated. Was Bruce Willis only in one movie? I can't remember. Hated each other.

They hated each other? Hated each other, dude. Was it just like, what? It's just alpha dogs not being, here's dogs. Alpha dogs? Damn dogs, man. There you go. Yeah, yeah, that's right.

That's why women don't like us, because there has to be, like Kendrick's company name, there has to be a top dog entertainment. There does. Right. Who's your top dog? Oh, it's Arnold, right? Arnold is all the way the top dog. For me, he's my top dog.

Well, so let's just get into this. Let's get into this. Let's start weighing... Oh, please. Please. Let's do some pluses and minuses. I'll join Adam and just say, like, for sure, it's Arnold. It's without a doubt Arnold. Yeah, it's no contest. Unrivaled.

But who has the best... Let's do a few things before we go straight to best movie, but, like, who's the best actor? It's probably Arnold. Mmm. Oh my god, Blake! It's definitely not Arnold. Shut up! Shut up!

It is not Arnold. It's definitely Arnold Last. No, dude, you're trippin'. Arnold is not a good actor. No, he is, dude. Ron, get to the chopper now. Brothers brothers when's the last time you saw kindergarten cop He slays it he gets there dude not actually not that yeah, not that long ago. He gets there, dude No, he doesn't there. No, he doesn't like this in

2025 yeah, the the fact that you have to say he gets there tells everyone he's a bad actor No one says dude in this new Daniel Day Lewis movie. he gets there tells everyone he's a bad actor. No one says, dude, in this new Daniel Day Lewis movie, he gets there. You should have seen Meryl Streep in this newest film. She got there. It took her a minute, took her a little bit. Okay, yeah, fair enough. Okay, those people you expect to be there

when they arrive on set. Yeah. And Arnold kind of gets there. And by there, we just mean good. Speaking clearly, un-unseen. Yeah, no, clear English, like understandable. Yeah, you don't have to go back in ADR. Which, by the way, none of these guys are great.

Like, Stallone, like, doesn't speak clearly. A little bit of a mumbler. So is Bruce the best actor? Well, he kind of sometimes will just whisper so much you can't like understand what I say Okay, that's trademarked. Yeah, I don't even know if he's a great actor I think none of them are good actors. Wait a minute. That's not what you're there for dude Have you seen Rocky? Story of us. Have you seen story of us? Hello Bruce Willis, and I believe Michelle Have you seen Story of Us? Hello, Bruce Willis, and I believe Michelle Pfeiffer?

No, I haven't. Yeah, dude. Oh, guys, you gotta watch Story of Us. You gotta. Okay, is that about like terrorists that take over a library? No. No, is this that movie that I walked in on you crying

about what one man said? No, you were. He was going to inseminate him with... Infect him. Infect him with AIDS. Bro, you got it. Please, you bring it up a lot. It's called Angels in America and it is a pivotal play, movie, all that stuff.

You can't keep citing that, all right? You need to educate yourself. Well, I walked in on you crying watching this. It's a very powerful movie. Let's just say it's become a core memory for Adam. Yeah. Very powerful. Okay. Was Stallone the star of it? Cause I kind of turned around and got out of there pretty quickly. No, Pacino. Pacino is. Okay. We'll see. Okay. He's like a wetter older Stallone. I'm not gay no more. Yeah. Not a top dog in our top dog situation scenario.

He's not a top dog, but. I know, okay, but I'm just saying. To wait. What? Because dude, First Blood and Rocky, those are like good acting movies. First Blood. For so long. Yes, he has a monologue that's unreal

in Rambo First Blood. Grace talking about rolling till like the wheels fall off or whatever and he's crying and he's like, what is it? He's like, it never ends or whatever. It's insane. In Rocky, the first one, he's unreal. Yeah, he's probably the best now that you mention it.

Between the two of them, it is Stallone, but I wouldn't call him a great actor. He's pretty good. We're not talking about anyone else outside of this throuple, okay? It's just these three. is Stallone. But I wouldn't call him a great actor. He's pretty good. We're not talking about anyone else outside of this throuple, okay? It's just these three. Ooh, I would watch that throuple.

But here's what I'll say. I think those might be the two best performances, but I think career-wise, I'm gonna give it to Bruce. I think Bruce is better in more movies. I'm pissed now! He's great! I mean, what movies is he in? He's in the like...

Sixth Sense. Sixth Sense? Sixth Sense is pretty good. You're right, Sixth Sense. Uh, Fifth Element. Yeah. Fourth. Fourth?

I don't think that... What is fourth, Blake? What is fourth? I was just trying to go sixth, fifth... Uh, all... I think he's great in all the diehards. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I like Bruce Willis.

He's great! He's fantastic. And Story of Us, guys. You gotta see it. Okay, Jesus Christ. You gotta see it. Pulp Fiction, he's cool in Pulp Fiction. Pulp Fiction. Oh, he's unbelievable.

He's also just like cool in a lot of stuff. He is Bruce Willis being cool in all his shit. Right. Yeah, come on. And so wait, do we want to get into who is the coolest? He's the coolest. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I mean, what to me? Sylvester wants to be cool, but his name is Sylvester, and there's no overcoming that.

Also, he didn't take steroids. The other two did. The other two took steroids. So does that make them cooler? No, I think it makes them less cool. Oh. Interesting. Okay. Whoa. Adam and I are disappointed in him less cool. Oh, interesting. Okay. Wait, whoa. Adam and I are disappointed in our future selves. Wow.

I'm just saying it's kind of cool that he just like was accepting of his natural body. I'm a fan, I like that. Yeah. Yeah, he just kind of like looked good in a t-shirt guy. Blake's not gay no more. I like the way he looks. I like his

regular body. Okay. I feel like Sly, like trying to name himself Sly, it just was... I don't think he named himself Sylvester. Of course he did. Sylvester? Sylvester? Did you guys watch his reality show? It's a good window into the man and the father. No. Didn't know. Are we still talking about Sly? Yes, Sly.

What was it called? I don't know. Sly Life? It's with his daughters. The life of Sly? Oh yeah, and his incredibly hot daughters. Is that right? He's just trying to put his daughters on.

Yeah. Oh, that's pretty good. Dude. Hang on, we're not done here. It would be disappointing to have that hot of daughters. You really don't want... Who's got the hot of the three of them who's got the hottest daughters? No, who has the best movie out of the three of them?

That's really hard because the story of us is so good. I know. That's why that's... This is called content. We could just talk about this for 20 minutes. Well, we talked all movies last... Well, maybe we movie guys a lot of move. Maybe we're movie guys. Hey, we're the movie guys Yeah, welcome to these are the movie by the way I mean, I know he was going through stuff and he was just I Bruce will is okay. What are you gonna say? I heard he made a I'm maybe I talked about this on a previous podcast, but he made a his Contract was a million dollars a day. So that's why I did so many shitty movies

So like you'd get recently in the last 15 years 10 years Yeah, yeah, which is kind of a long time but he would do a million dollars a day so they they could get them for like a smaller move could get them for like five days, but then they put them on the poster and they would just work them all day, 12 hour days for those five days. And then he'd walk away with five million bucks. But like he came out with the problem. So many, I mean, so many bad movies that you've never heard

of. But that's perfectly fine. That's like the Liam Neeson thing. Liam Neeson has done countless movies in the last 10 years since he said he wanted to murder black people. Did he say that? You never heard of it? We talked about it.

I don't even remember that. But he said, he told somebody in an interview that like his sister had been like assaulted. Allegedly. Sure. I don't know. Everything I say on here is allegedly. Allegedly!

Like his sister was assaulted. No, stand by it. The person... I will die on this hill. In fact, I don't want to talk about anything else in this episode. Oh, God. And the person who assaulted her was black, so he like went out walking on the streets. Oh, I do remember this.

They wrote it into the new naked gun. So he like went out walking on the streets and was like, if I had seen somebody black, I think I would have beaten him up. And he was like, that's how powerful racism is. You can feel these things. He's like, I didn't act on it. Meanwhile, the person interviewing him is like, go, freaking see ya. And if you're subscribing to the YouTube channel, you just saw the funniest face.

He was like a voice on Trolls. And it was just for like, it wasn't like a real interview. It was just for like, when they do those press junkets and it's just like, Hi, this is from a small channel in Indonesia. And he's like, yeah, I'm'm gonna give you the scoop of a lifetime. You know, Indonesians, well, we're at it. Where are you from? Okay, you're cool, you're cool, you're cool.

So essentially, like, let me know, have you guys heard of Survive the Night, Hard Kill, Breach, Cosmic Sin, Seen it, seen it, seen it. Out of Death, Survive the Game, Apex, Deadlock, Fortress. Guys, we can't just list movies again. This is what we did last time. American Siege, Gasoline Alley.

I'm just saying you haven't heard of any of these movies. And good for him. No, I haven't. But you guys haven't heard of The Story of Us, and that is fantastic. By the way, yeah, Adam, that's the whole other thing. You just named seven movies I've never heard of. Yeah.

I bet we could do that with all of them, where you're like, what is that movie? They're probably great. I doubt you can with Arnold. I really doubt you can. That was just in the past three years. So let me look here. OK.

If I can, Arnold Schwarzenegger. So let's see. Yeah, work your way backwards. OK. So. Shut up! Shut up! Yeah, I mean, so let's see. Yeah, work your way backwards. Okay. So. Shut up! Yeah, I mean, he does have some. He does have some you don't know about.

Thank you. These are like game shows and shit though. He did one with like Scott Eastwood, didn't he? Where they're like in a helicopter or something. Oh boy, here we go. LIST'EM List'em, just list'em. It's fast.

Just fucking list them. Oh my god! The name of this episode, the dudes list movies. Again! Fucking thing sucks! Again! Big list guys. Ok so Kung-Fu-Ri 2, but we know that movie so sure.

Of course. And then he did some State Farm commercials. Wait, we can't just... you can't just list the commercials he's been in. I know. That's on IMDb. It is. I don't know why. This is worse than last week.

Terminator Dark Fate, he just hasn't done a lot of movies. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! Terminator Dark Fate, never heard of it. That's a video game probably, right? Where he did the voice. Ah, it made $261 million. That's a pretty bright fate. Yup. did the voice made 261 million dollars. That's a pretty bright fate. Yeah Iron mask we don't know what that is

Why we're killing Gunther I've heard I know that movie because my that's a Taron yeah, yeah, yeah I'm did it. Oh, yeah, I remember that but we know Taron. Here we go Maggie is Expendables 3. Maggie? What's that? Yeah, so he just has done less movies in the last... Was he getting a million a day on that? That was in 2015.

So essentially he hasn't done in Terminator Genisys. Freaking Sia! He hasn't done a lot of movies in the way that Bruce Willis has just turned them out. Yeah. And then what's Sly been doing? The reality show. The reality show. The reality show. And the list.

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For a second I thought all of us froze. Sorry. I think it's just riveting. He did a movie called A Working Man. He did Alerium. He did a movie called Arma. He did a movie called... I'm living a nightmare. Oh, he was doing the TV show, the like Tulsa King.

Then he did Expendables 4, Guardians of the Galaxy 3, Creed 3. The Creed movies were a beautiful thing for him. Beautiful situation. Absolutely, they were. They really... And he kind of like brought that first one... Yeah. Like into... It was nice. Into the world. It was very like maverick, new school, old school. And did Rambo. So yeah, you know,

he's doing his shit. And he writes all these movies. And doesn't he direct all the new Rambo's? Think so. So we're leveling him up for some reason. No, no. He wrote Last Blood. He's... Stallone is for sure the most talented. Right. Right. Right. Well, I don't know. Have you heard Bruce Willis' band? Thank you. Remember Bruno the Bear, the cartoon? Very good. What is the name of his band? I don't, that's a Kyle question.

Can you pull up the list of his band names? That's a Kyle question. I'm pretty sure you've seen him live a couple times. The fact that we don't know his band name is crazy. I think it's Bruno. Oh, the Accelerator. The Accelerators? I wouldn't have guessed that. Wouldn't have guessed that.

Do you guys know Keanu Reeves' band name? That one I know. Who's that? What's that? What's that one? Keanu Reeves is an actor. I know. I'm pretty sure it's called Stardog.

Stardog? I'm pretty sure. Right. Yeah. Unless it's Dogstar pretty sure it's called star dog star dog. I'm pretty sure Yeah, unless this dog star yet star dog star dog doesn't sound like a Todd help me out here Help him out. Okay, so so he's saying that Bruce Willis is band named the accelerators He did however have a musical alter ego Bruce Willis is Bruno alter ego Bruce Willis is Bruno Rattellini. Yes and Bruno the bear was the cartoon that he was the voice of back in the day which was really tight. Dude I mean we should get some alter egos. Having an alter ego is so sick. Remember when Bruce Willis just came and said that he was like a totally different person and that he was a rock star not a country star?

Oh you mean Garth Brooks. Who? Yeah didn't I say that? You said who yeah did I say that said Bruce Willis Bruce Willis right Garth Brooks Garth Brooks I was like I missed that yeah everyone's like this is so stupid and and it was but also pretty fucking hilarious Chris Gaines wasn't it was it Chris Gaines mm-hmm it was and he and he wasn't like he had like bangs and he had a little, he had a little stinger. Oh, he did like a whole thing. Like he swung and he kind of fucking missed.

He kind of fucking missed. Doesn't that make you respect him more though? It makes me respect him more. Dude, look at him. He looks like Chris Angel Mind Freak. Dude, if Chris Gaines, if he did, like if one of us did something like this, and like went on a comedy tour with this hair and little stinger and just did an alter ego and like that was your thing, it would be maybe the funniest thing any of us have ever done.

Crypto.com sellout. We would have props. We would get each other props for that for years to come. But this was a completely serious, taking himself very seriously in this new world. It was not a joke. It was not a game. I guess I kind of like it.

I kind of like that he was like, I'm going to do something weird. Like, because it's like one thing to be, hang on. It's one thing to be a guy who writes music about your life like a Willie Nelson or Johnny Cash, right? They're great. They do their thing. But it's another thing to be an artist who's like, I just want to say things that I don't even think I would say.

I want to see what that's like. So what Chris Gaines was, was him writing from the perspective of like a goth bro? I'd never listened to the music. Like was he not? Are you saying that or are you asking? Oh what? You haven't?

No, I mean like, cause I was kinda saying- Hey, well pull up a, I mean you're on the keys over there. Pull up some Chris Gaines. Yeah, let's get a list of tracks. I'm hypnotized by his eyes, but like cause it would be cool

if he was Chris Gaines, and then he was like, I'm not doing music. I'm doing cause David Bowie, David Bowie would do this type of shit, right? And he would call himself Ziggy stardust. Look at you. But when David Aladdin saying the thin white Duke, but when David Bowie would do it, you're like, yeah, it works.

You're acting like you're from fucking outer space and he would like put a big star over his eye and have insane hair. And you're like, yeah, it just works when David Bowie does it. Because he kind of seems like he's from outer space anyways. Yeah. Garth Brooks was like a down the road stadium country singer. Or was he? To then pivot and say... Or was he, Adam?

You're Chris Gaines, a persona to explore a different musical genre and develop a movie character. Oh, so we wanted it to be a movie character. The plan was for Gaines to be a movie. And Todd, Todd, if you don't pull up Keanu Reeves' band name in 10 seconds, you're fired. Dog star. It's star dog.

Dog star, thank you. The plan was for Gaines to be a fictional rock star in a movie called The Lamb, which was never produced. The album released under the Gaines persona was intended to generate interest in the film. Right. Keep reading. Keep going. Keep going, Adam.

And Keanu Reeves' band name is called Dogstar. OK. No, I meant keep reading about Garth Brooks. OK. Thank you. Good, good, good. Because Garth Brooks, I don't believe is on Apple Music. That's kind of crazy.

They've erased everything. But Blake, great poll. But I do think I can find some Chris Gaines on YouTube. Would you like to hear? I think that's what he was asking for. I would love to hear the most popular. Well, Lost in You appears to there might be a commercial guys so get ready. You don't have YouTube commercial

for you yet? No dude. Skyrizzy. God damn it. Is this for Skyrizzy? Is your butthole itchy? Skyrizzy. This is for a pen or something. Okay here we go. We're going Wagovie. Dude I have a pen thing thing, by the way. Got a really good pen thing. Oh, dude, this video is already sick. Nora Jones, you know she wrote this shit. Oh my god. Oh my god. This feels like a female singer-songwriter

from the early 2000s. Wait, this is Chris Gaines? Yes. It's kind of fire. Absolutely not mad at it. Beautiful. He's Gaines' my Absolutely not mad at it. Beautiful. He's gained my appreciation. Wait, this is him singing?

Yes, and we can't do anymore. Hold on, I want a little point. Yes, points! We can't do anymore. I like that. I like it. He looks like Trent Reznor, first off, and he's sitting in...

Who? Wait. It's neither Trent nor Reznor. How could you just say that? It's Trent Reznor. It's Reznor-en. No. I mean, it's spelled that way, but all right.

It is not. Trent Reznor. Anyways, it looks like him. It looks like somebody from The Crow. And he's sitting in the middle of like a crowded, it appears to be like, train train station and I will revisit this track as soon as we end on the paw because that was kind of sounding a little fire. Blast that one at three in the morning and see what happens. Oh the neighbors are coming over.

You're getting a text. Yeah all the crows just descend upon your guest house. Just start pecking at the window. Did you guys watch the new the remake of The Crow that just came out? I have not seen it. I didn't even know that's a thing. That's real. It's starring Sylvester Stallone's Forced Nail.

Okay, come on. Now. It is the longest movie you'll ever turn off halfway. Really? It's wild. You're just watching. I mean, they started dating, I think, after the movie. So You're just watching, I mean they started dating I think after the movie so you're just watching Scarsgard and FKA twigs fuck and fall in love and you're

like alright. The trailer looked very sexual. You said it's not good? Yeah that sounds hot dude. It's very boring. It's got 4.7 oh out of 10. I thought it was out of 5. Oh, okay. Okay Well, dude, by the way 10 stars just go five stars like everyone else. It's a lot of stars That's too many stars. I thought it was four stars. Wasn't it? That's five stars. Hey, whatever happened a two thumbs up I think I think Cisco and Ebert Own that mm-hmm, dude. I don't I did not even and who's FKA twigs Musician actress yeah musician. Oh, okay. Never even heard of her. I'm out of it though She was Katy Perry, and then she changed her okay that makes sense

I hear you guys you guys hear me my screen is absolutely frozen right now Okay, dude. It's because you played Chris Gaines without paying for it. I think I'm fucked. I don't know how to eat. Yeah, you just froze up. But that essentially... It's pretty exciting. I'm listening.

There's a reason Tom Segura on their podcast, he really makes fun of Garth Brooks all the time and says that he's a serial killer. So much so that Garth Brooks has stated that he's not a serial killer, which is hilarious. But you sort of catch serial, I understand why Tom went down that road because you catch serial killer-like vibes from the guy. Okay, I wouldn't know.

All I've heard is that 15 second part of that song and I'm in. Well, he does have some bangers. Have you ever heard of Colin Baton Rouge? I've never heard. It's a banger, dude. All I remember is being on a recruiting trip in high school at Kansas. Nice, dude.

We get it. You're a junk. And they were like, hey, let's throw on Thunder Road. Oh, yeah. Is that one? Hey, let's throw on Thunder Road. Is that one? They were like, turn up the Thunder Road. And I was like, not going here.

Fucking like instantly, I was like, I can't jam with these guys. This is not for me. It's essentially stadium rock for country. My aunt was a huge Garth Brooks fan. And so. What is his jam? Achey breaky heart?

No, that is Billy Ray Cyrus. I fuck with that dude. He's dating somebody super hot right now, right? Is he? Isn't he? I mean, I'm assuming he probably is. Oh, the dance. And he also...

Oh, it's Thunder... Are you friends in low places? Yeah, friends in low places. That was his banger. And then Thunder Rolls. I'm surprised you don't like that. I don't know that one. And then Colin Baton Rouge is a fucking heat rock baby.

Uh-huh. Is that one of those songs where he like calls them on the phone and you hear the people pick up? No. Like Cookie Puss or something? No, no, no, no, much different, much cooler. Way cooler than whatever the hell you said. Cooler than Cookie Puss?

Yeah, I've never even heard of Cookie Puss. That's okay. Lost a career. Well, is Blake coming back here? I hope he gets back. Honestly, dude, I think we could just fucking do this. Oh shit. How are you?

How are you, dude? Good. Now, did you have a... Whoa. Oh, there, and welcome back. We were struggling without you, dude. I'm sorry. I was weird I my computer just Adam said do you know my birthday and I just pretended like I froze

I'm sorry about that Mike my shit completely just it just like shut off. Okay. It's okay BAM Did you guys so we're it's after the fourth now? Did you guys, so we're, it's after the fourth now. Is that okay, Bam? It's after the fourth now. Did you guys have a good fourth? Are all fingers intact? Anyone injured? Any crazy shit happen?

My fourth was pretty chill. It didn't seem that chill. You sent a video just bragging about the crowds. Well, I mean, it was chill in like a no fireworks way. The hardest fireworks. No fireworks? Yeah. Well, that's not chill. That sucks.

That sucks, dude. That's not American. That's so chill, it's bad. There was no fireworks at your Fourth of July party. You didn't see a fucking fireworks. Hang on. Wait. Shut the fuck up. Wait. Oh, righty. I'm so mad. Go ahead. Are you. Hang on, wait, shut the fuck up, wait. Oh! I'm so mad. Go ahead. Are you serious?

Take your time, Adam. There was no fireworks. There were sparklers. There were sparklers, but as far as like- Don't even say that as if you're like crawling back into good favor here. Dude, Fourth of July is my all time favorite holiday. I love it.

I love everything. Wait, what? No, this is my favorite holiday. Oh, God. Shut up, bitch. You said you like either Christmas or Thanksgiving. I can't remember. Oh, God. I like those holidays too.

Those are my favorite holidays. So are you with me? Are we in this together, Adam? Oh, God. Are we kissing? I think, yeah, and if I didn't say Fourth of July, then it must have been not, I feel like I remember how much I loved the Fourth

right around a few weeks before and a few weeks afterwards. And then it fades away. But I love it. I've always loved it. Right. And Blake, you hate the troops. You don't support them. Yeah. What's your deal? You don't like America? I'm not a warmonger. OK. I've seen Blake take a troop seat on an airplane before. He made him sit up front. It's not about warmongering. It's about loving America.

And I could see Blake not loving America in a weird way. Well, that's not true. I drove a USA flag Jeep for a long, long time. Seems like a cover. Hiding in plain sight. Yep. Exactly. Well, yeah, I mean, it's definitely not my favorite holiday.

I had a lovely Fourth of July. I'm not much of a pyrotechnic guy. Crazy. I did have some sparklers. Adam, tell them your high school nickname. It was fine. They called me the Rocket Man, and I think you knew that. We know.

Donkey! We know, but it was fine. It was fine. Adam, how was yours? How was it down there? Oh, fucking awesome. It was awesome, dude. We normally have a Fourth of July party

that I think you guys have been to, right? I know Blake's been to it. Yeah, you've been to it once, right? It's great. Yeah. And it gets a little out of hand. So there's, we've had parties where maybe two, close to 200 people have showed up throughout the day. And then I have food trucks and it's catered and we're on the beach. So it's, you know, the kids

are having fun. This was way more chill. We had maybe 40 people there tops throughout the whole day. Everyone got a food truck. You get a food truck. Everyone had their own? Absolutely. No, it was like we just ordered some food and I went by boat and picked it up and... Pull back! It was idyllic. And then the... and then night fell and the, you know, there was like 15, 20 people there left

and the fireworks were over the bay. It wasn't me. It was magical It was oh, I was like this. I Tear dawned my eye. I was so excited. Did you get emotional? I did dude. I love the 4th of July It's my favorite it okay. I don't know why but I fucking interesting love all very interesting to me I love it's the best. Yeah, it's for it. It's all very interesting to me. It's the best. Yeah. For me, it's like...

I mean, now I'm like, it's fine. Come on, what do you guys... For me, the Fourth of July, when I was a kid, was like the freest day. Absolutely. Me too. Because what I'm realizing now, my parents were so drunk, they couldn't know where I was.

There's no way to tell. Really? And so I was just gone, and then I'd come home around like nine or eight, whatever, and we'd like find our way to the fireworks at the beach. I'm drunk now. That was it. And it was hot as fuck. It's so hot, and you're just in like swim trunks all day long? The whole day.

All day. And you're like, and even for me the other day, I was like, you know, I'm in swim trunks, I'm swimming, I get out, there's no towel, I just air dry. It's the best. Yeah, doesn't matter. I'm gonna shit my pants. You find a burger that's been sitting there for an hour, doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. You put some mustard on it, it't matter. It doesn't matter. You put some mustard on it, it's fine.

It doesn't matter. And as a kid, I am in agreement with theirs. Maybe this was a Midwestern little boy thing, but you were just allowed to go out. My dad gave me a gross of bottle rockets and then those, the butterfly ones, the ones that you can throw and then they go. I love those, the spinning ones. Oh yeah. What is it? The flowers. I think they're called the, oh, the butterfly ones, the ones that you can throw, and then they go, whew!

I love those, the spinning ones. Oh yeah. What is it? Like the flowers. I think they're called the, oh, the flowers. Flowers, not flowers. You throw it, or you can throw it? You can throw it.

Are you supposed to throw it? But you set it down, and then it spins and jumps up. Set it down and it spins, and it jumps up. But if you throw it, if you throw it, it goes, whew! And it spins down, which is very funny. That's some Rocket man shit. I To the Man that a boy never got fireworks from my parents and I stuck one. I think I've told this story

I mean I for sure have stuck it in a post in my front yard and I lit it and I had got brand new LA gears, like maybe the week before. And I am lighting it like this, like an asshole would, or an eight year old is how old I think I was. And I dove out of the way last second when I realized I had lit it and- Right into a cement truck. No, I dove right into a cement truck.

Pull back! No, I dove and I kicked my feet up. Goodbye. It hit the gel pouch on the LA Gear light-ups and got stuck in there, blew up, totally ruined the shoes. They did not light back up, but did it make it cooler? And a cool story to say when I went back to school that next year that the reason my LA Gear light don't light up is because I'm such a fucking rocket man. yeah it was a cool story is that where the

name came from that thing where you were like no no no that's when he shot it in a girl's titties oh sorry thank you thank you Blake no that wasn't me that was a that was a close friend of mine that was not me that was not me um I did not just form any tits in my childhood or in my adulthood. Okay, fair enough. No deformities. Nice, dude. Must be nice. Not even this Fourth of July, huh?

Blake, what about you? Do you ever deform any? Yeah, see, this is what sucks about it. It makes me go like, oh, Blake isn't as cool as I once thought he was. The fact that you don't love Fourthth of July in a way that... What's your deal? I don't have beef with it. I love hot dogs. Like I said, I enjoyed my... Well that's beef.

It was actually turkey. They were turkey dogs. Poor pork. Oh my... Yo, dude, just... It was a lot... The hole keeps getting deeper, dude. Just stop, alright? The hole keeps getting deeper. It was a longer, it was a longer, no, no, no. Just stop, alright? The line for the beef dogs was so long,

and a beef to turkey hot dog to me is not that big of a jump. It's not that big of a jump. It's a huge leap, it's not a jump, it's a fucking chasm. Beef to turkey? Beef to turkey dog isn't that- Dude, have you seen the movie The Gorge? I don't think so.

It's based on that loop. It's a fucking chasm turkey dog is fine like like like and also no a turkey dog not fine stop it fire up your own fucking grill on the fourth of july you were at your fucking house and the line how's the line long if you're on your grill because guess what motherfucker i had two fucking barbecues i had a communal barbecue and then I had a family barbecue where I manned the grill. OK.

You're bearing the headline. And I made the burgers, and daddy made the lamb chops. Lamb chops? Yeah, I did lamb chops. And they were delectable. My dad's preseason, it was delicious. The 4th of July lamb chops. Yeah. It's OK to represent some other cultures during Fourth of July.

Because we all come together. What cultures are lamb chops, Sean? Greek. Greeks eat lamb. Yeah, but it's not, it's not, you're, I mean, okay. That's what makes USA great is we all come together and we eat all sorts of foods, turkey dogs. You're right, you're right, you're right.

I mean, we ate Mexican food. I had a bunch of tacos and shit so I can't talk okay good excuse me god in the afternoon there were burgers and there were dogs okay we wrap them in a taco okay so what happened at Chappaquiddick? Well, it really depends on who you talk to. There are many versions of what happened in 1969 when a young Ted Kennedy drove a car into a pond. And left a woman behind to drown. There's a famous headline, I think, in the New York Daily News.

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Kyle motherfucking Nuachek. Oh, okay. Braces and all. Hell yes. Full on man. Somehow more braces than even the last time I saw him. There's so many braces in his face. And is he eating turkey?

Is he eating, or is he eating? Oh, you know, he's fully back. I actually got sushi with him. I didn't really clock what he was eating, but he did not have a problem with anything that was being ate. So yeah, he's good. I actually got the real story about his braces he really did ratchet them up because he's trying to get him

off in time for the premiere so he told his orthodontist crank the motherfuckers let's go by the way the premieres I'm go are you guys going to the premiere I'm going yes yeah you're gonna be there in New York yeah you're going yeah I'm gonna be in lights I'm gonna be in let me look at flights you gotta go you gotta go I'm gonna be in Charleston so it's all just a little hop skipping a jump and Chloe are both gonna go we're gonna have a fucking blast oh sweet well see there when it well whatever talk we'll talk offline as we do almost every day yeah the happy Gilmore to premiere yes he reted it up. I don't know if you

can really do that, but... I love that Kyle goes to the dentist and tells them what he wants. Ratched it up, yeah. Like, huh? I feel like a bitch. I was also like, well, why the fuck? When we were kids, why didn't we just like get it all done in a month? Probably because it gives you headaches and it hurts. It hurts. Because our parents told us it was too expensive and we're not getting them and your teeth can be bad until your grandma dies and you're gonna buy new fake teeth.

Right, there's also that. That's what we all have. Have perfect teeth except for weird gaps and weird places. Yeah, but I guess they can really like crank the metal and really start to shift your teeth if you're down for it to like be very painful. What is he doing for the pain? Just drinking it to the dome?

He's back on the side. Is he drinking again? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. You would know. He'd be outside your window right now. I noticed there was no car windows up and down the street. He just went up and down and started punching them all.

No, he was in great spirits. It was awesome seeing him. His kids made really good friends with some friends of ours. They were kids. They had kids the same age. Yeah, perfect. That was sick. My son drank his first Coors Light, so that was pretty exciting. Hold up.

Nice. Oh, did you get a pic? No, we didn't get a pic, because it wasn't planned. It was sitting there, and he's just walking around. We're all watching him. Everybody's going like, he's so cute. All the eyes were on him. We're like, look how cute he is.

And then he just grabs a full beer and goes, ah, and pours it like on his eyes. Oh, he's got those keys. He fucking keys it. Yeah. He poured it in his eyes? Yeah, it was crazy. And by the way, I'm like, oh my God, it's gonna burn. He's gonna like cry.

No. He liked it. He sees better. He sees better now. He got extra power, dude. He was like, you're, you're. Probably had too many beers. He's got the fucking Coors vision. I'm better now. He's like, he got extra power, dude. He was like, eee, eee, eee. Probably had too many beers.

He's got the fucking Coors vision. Yeah, so. I'm drunk now. We grabbed it very quickly. I don't know if he got more than a little gobble, but. Oh, that's all I needed. That's all little baby boy needed. The taste, the taste started early. Oh, yes.

In the words of Vanilla Ice, that boy was hooked. Freaking Sia! Good deep cut. What a good song. Good deep cut off of Vanilla Ice's first album. To the extreme. Yes, yes, yes, yes. So, but I live on a peninsula and to get off after the fireworks, that's when everyone leaves.

And this was a huge Fourth of July because it was a Friday Fourth of July. Oh, yeah. And everybody could get that one off and yada yada. It took... people were leaving like during fireworks and a small group, you just kind of the locals that like rode bikes there or like, you know, had a golf cart that they could get on the sidewalks or whatever. They all stuck around and so did Kyle and he drove from the hotel that he was staying at and he took off after fireworks after we had some pizza and he's like all right bye bye everybody I'm locking up I clean up and then I get a call going uh dude I am or a

text rather I just want to let you know I I'm back in your driveway. The kids are asleep I'm just gonna sleep here and I'm like what you're gonna sleep. Freaking see ya I'm like just go home and so I'm like thinking it's just some weird Kyle shit, you know, and I'm like, okay I got a huge fight. Yeah, that's what I assumed. I was like, well, maybe you got a fighter's I have no idea and so I'm like I walk out and like is everything walk out, I'm like, is everything good out here? And it was, traffic was backed up to my house,

which I'm at the end of the peninsula. So it's safe for traffic to be backed up. So your address? Over two hours to get off the peninsula. Oh my God. So Adam, full disclosure, this is 100% of the reason we can't make it on 4th of July.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Water. It's just too crazy. It's a lot of moving parts. If we had like older kids and could hop on e-bikes to a place where we parked our car, that's where we need to get to. But people that left during the fireworks,

they drove right off. Right, you're just missing fireworks. That's fine. But you know me, dude, I need to see that. He loves month of July, he's gotta see the fireworks. And I'm with you, and I'm with you. But you know what? Am I mad at what I said? You know what? I brought them into the home, they slept in the guest room.

That's great. That's great. Water trash. It was nice having Kyle and the gang yeah, Kyle tell me about Kyle's well no races house kids on the podcast Oh, they're great pod. They're great. Very cute. They're great. Yeah, I don't mean like an ingest I just haven't seen them in years Christ And you guys know how religious I am Christ you guys got a link Older turns turns out older.

Older than you think. Yeah, I really noticed with the daughter, I was like, oh, she's like an actual walking, talking person. Last time I saw her, she was like a little toddler, like two years old. Poo-gaga. Yeah. That just reminded me, I'm in Oregon right now,

as you can see by my wooden walls. It looks beautiful. That I literally put my hand on and got a splinter up into my nail, which was painful. Splinter, splinter. Coming. I watched Uncle Buck on the flight up here. Suck and fuck, suck and fuck.

It's a perfect movie. It's the fucking best. And when he's- Uncle Buck. Oh, that's not Chuck and- The John Candy vehicle. John Candy. Yes. What am I talking about, suck and fuck? Chuck and Buck. Chuck and Buck, suck Buck second fuck they're almost the same movie but

just different locations but when he's driving into the suburbs because he's just said sure I'll come and watch your kids while you goes all the parents go check out a dad who's had a heart attack or whatever he's driving he's talking himself and he's like okay the old one she's probably what is she 10 by now and then he's like then there's the old one, she's probably, what is she? 10 by now? And then he's like, then there's the new ones. What are their names? Larry and Jennifer. But the kids are like 17 and like eight and seven. And that's just like typical uncle, no kids, has no idea. Time flies so fast. And when you have kids, it's like, you didn't't you weren't here for those years of like them existing. This is the way. Yeah, absolutely. I mean and I feel that way a little bit

with your kids. It's nice now that I have a kid so I feel like I'm getting those invites to the family events and I appreciate that. You're coming to Easter baby. Oh yeah, get in there. It's nice to clock in with them because I feel like, you know, you go a year or two in a kid's life. You're the absentee uncle, you know? Yeah. They don't even know who the hell you are.

It's the greatest form of a calendar is a child. It's it's why we need you to keep doing more commercials and movies, Adam, so that they can see you during like basketball games and stuff. There he is. They just they stroke the TV. Well, I'm going to do more commercials that they can actually I can send to them like the circle. You know, when they.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. If you give them the circle. They sure do. Any take backs, any apologies, any epics? Wow. My gosh, are we there already? Time flies. Um, you know, I'd love to. I'm really sorry.

Probably. Todd, I'd like to apologize. When my computer short circuited, I lost my initial audio recording, so you're gonna have to help me out there, but I'm really sorry, man. Disappointing. I thought you snapped at Todd.

I thought you were gonna be like, I'm sorry I called Todd a fucking idiot or something. It's like, rude, dude. No, I'm just like, oh, I hope we can salvage that because all those lists about Sly and Arnold and I hope my side of the audio is on there. Yeah. You know, I think I just wanna do a final take

on the Sly, Arnold, Bruce of it all. A wrap up? Hollywood wrap up? And I think I just wanna give The Crown. take on the sly Arnold, Bruce of it all. A wrap up? Hollywood wrap up? I just want to give the crown. My favorite movie star of those three is Arnold. Okay. I would say best actor for me is Bruce.

Tasty! And most talented is sly. Uh huh. All around creative force is sly. And I think I agree with all that. But I still, I think I want to give The Crown to Arnold for two reasons. Yeah, okay. He's the best.

And I could be wrong about this, but I think I'm right. I think Predator is the greatest film out of any of their movies altogether. Yeah. Okay. Terminator 2 is also very good. I think Die Hard is very far up there. I think Terminator 2, Judgment Day Die Hard is very far up there. I think Terminator 2

Judgment Day is also very high up there. As far as Sly's movies, I think Rocky's great but anyway I give the crown to Arnold. Okay yeah because also when I see him as a person you like on Instagram or whatever movie star I feel like he's just the fucking man yeah great governor what in that book I think it was called like the last action hero I everyone is in total agreement you bought that thinking it was about you look about me fucking honey. Yes, my my stunt work in In outlaws when I'm dressed as Shrek in the bank highs pretty good. It's right up there with Arnold and No, he's it's pretty everyone's in agreement that Arnold was the coolest. Yes. Yeah. Well, I don't know if he was the coolest

I don't know if he was the cool. I don't know if he was the coolest. No, I think he was. He was the one, he was the leader of men. I think he's the guy that I would want in my homie, or in my like homie circle. Yeah, he's like the leader of men. He's the one that everyone's like, yeah, it's Arnold's the best. And he's also like the guy that, that like no one was saying bad shit about him.

Like he never was like- Kick your ass. When they, everyone was dunking on Arnold. Everyone the board was like or sorry a sly everyone was like sly uh is a piece of shit he's a total monster well and also Conan the barbarian is a fucking really rad movie too it's up there that movies up there yeah I agree running man what about destroyer you You like Destroyer? Yes. New Glenn Powell running man. Have you seen the trailer for that? It looks kind of cool.

I don't watch trailers, but I know that it's closer to the book, which I just read last year. So that's exciting. Yeah, it looks pretty cool. Because the original movie, they're like in a game, and then this one is like kind of everybody against you, everybody in the world. That's the world. Okay.

That's the book. That's the book. It's a show where you get selected, like you apply and then you get selected, and then essentially like Big Brother and the world are all looking and if they get to turn you in, like they get money and that kind of shit. Gotcha.

So everybody's incentivized to get you murdered. Cool. And it's Edgar Wright too. And Edgar Wright is a truly talented filmmaker. I mean, Baby Driver is a great movie that I think is a little slept on. I feel like people don't. I remember seeing it but I would have to revisit that. Oh, Baby Driver? It's awesome, dude. It's really, really cool. And Coleman Domingo's role in it, my agents were like, oh, you're right up there for it. You're right up there for it. And I'm like, am I on the short list? And they're like, no, but we've been talking to the director about you.

They were lying. It's a black person in the book. And he said, that's interesting. And I'm like, oh, am I going to get it? And then never heard from it again. And then Coleman Domingo got it. And I'm like, yeah, it should have been him. He fucking crushed. I mean, he's perfect.

But it's a black dude in the book too. So you agree with the casting? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like, why would they? Can you guys hear me? Yeah. Yeah. Adam's like, Adam won't hear. He's like, doesn't matter if he's a black dude in the book. I would have crushed it. I would have crushed it, guys hear me? Yeah. Yeah. Adam's like, Adam won't hear.

He's like, doesn't matter if he's black during the book. I would have crushed it. I would have crushed it, dude. I would have. I believe in him. I've seen pictures. I haven't watched the trailer. I hate watching trailers.

I don't want to watch trailers. I do want to see the movie. Because trailers ruin movies. Lame. Yeah, must be. Must be lame. Trailers ruin movies. Somebody help me!

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