This Is Important - Ep 257: We Can’t Guarantee You Won’t Shit

Episode Date: July 22, 2025

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You'd be surprised at how many people in the country don't want to fuck you. I have these weird pants where my dick is out? Looks like he's smuggling gushers. Buckle up. Woo! Boop boop boop boop sound! Feeling good, feeling great. Guess who's back?

Adam, what are you singing. Guess who's back? Adam, what are you singing? Guess who's back? Oh nice. James uh, is that a play on Welcome Back, Cotter? Guess who's back? Yeah, what was it? Welcome back! Guess who's back, Cotter?

Welcome back, Mr. Belvedere. That show was fucking cool. I used to watch that shit Really late at night. Yeah, make it night style. Yeah, dude. I I missed like young people They're not gonna watch any older shows now go on because the way we watch like I watch I love Lucy and mr. Ed and Mr.. Ed yeah, all the fucking weird old shit That show is weird and like Beverly hillbillies and Beverly hillbillies the monsters Musters is the fire

Was my shit and by the way, I wouldn't have watched any of those shows because they came out forever I wouldn't have watched any of those shows because they came out forever ago. Yeah, they were ancient. But they just came on late at night, nick at night. But here's what's scary, Adam. Dude, this is when it gets fucked up and you go, oh my god, somebody needs to put me down. Okie dokie. Those shows were as old as like Fresh Prince is to a kid who's 10 right now. Oh my God.

Absolutely. Why didn't you cry about it? They were just black and white, so it seemed crazy. It seemed, yep, and it is. But Patty Duke was still hot when she was 10. Okay, come on, Dobie. By the way. Dobie.

But kids nowadays won't watch Fresh Prince or Family Matters or any of the old sitcoms. But they watched it, I feel like they did. And they watched Friends, which was popular for a minute, like five years ago. Right? Grey's Anatomy. I mean, but that's considered like one of the top sitcoms of all time. Sure.

What do you think the Monsters was, bro? Yeah. Well, I don't know. Was the Monsters better than Adam's Family? Like, was it higher rated television show? I like the Munsters car better than the Adam's Family. Who I think, does Rob Zombie own the Munsters car? That seems right. Well, he remade the Munsters, the movie, and people said it was really bad.

Ugh, that's too bad. But I think he was like, well, I have the car, I might as well make the movie. You know, I support anything Rob Zombie does, so I'm sure it's actually fantastic Yeah, really a zombie head. I used to come into the improv and call in when I would answer the phones Back in the day and he would or his wife would call in and and try to and get tickets and I'm like, okay. What's the last name and she would say zombie? Yeah

And I'm like, I it, Hollywood's so weird. Can you spell it? Can you spell it please, ma'am? And then Rob Zombie would show up that night and I'm like, holy fuck. With a fucking hat that had like a built-in cuckoo clock. Fucking shit. Dusty as fuck.

That's my favorite thing about LA is like, there's people with money who walk around in like Gucci and Burberry or like what the fuck ever but then there's the weirdos and The creatives. Yeah, they're like it's all music vibe. It's like behind-the-scenes musicians Oh, yeah, who didn't make it I mean Rob Zombie obviously had like a huge band But a lot of like behind-the-scenes musicians are the ones who dress the craziest dusty is to let you know Like there's somebody.

They're like, well I am somebody. I wrote a lot of number one hits. You just don't know me. That's why I wear this. This lady's jacket has 10 feet of fringe. She can't close the door to her car. What is happening? It's got a whole ostrich on as a vest.

She wrote Bon Jovi songs. Yes, I drive a Porsche, but the outside is covered in turf. Yeah. Right. Don't worry about it. Your cowboy hat's made of cowboys? I don't understand. Yeah, actual skin.

The skin of bat wings? Or leathery cowboys? It's fucking bat wings. I wrote all Def Leppard songs. I am the brains behind pour some sugar on me. That's me He is me has arrived I love that shit though. Yeah, I do I miss being done in Orange County There's just a level of Like rich people are just rich right?. Yeah. They don't take swings.

There's no like, yeah, there's just like a blandness to everything. But it's very nice. Down in Laguna, they get a little funky, no? Yeah, yes, down in Laguna they do. That's where like the artists live. Like, the wives of rich husbands who have like crazy galleries. Yes, and they have like candle stores and, you know, all the all the cool shit. Oh, love it. Right there's like true eccentrics which I miss them you know

yeah you've got a you got to appreciate a swing a fashion swing it's so nice when you get a guy who really commits to to a boot or a hat. Dude, I feel Newacek is so close to doing that. I feel like he'll pivot that way, and then now he's like in his real norm. You know, I just saw him the other week. He's just in a real norm core phase. Maybe it was just the braces that threw me. Right, you're not looking at anything else.

He was in a tuxedo. I mean, it's 4th of July. Yeah, and also he has like a lot of like Pickleball brand stuff and that stuff is very norm core. It's like polos and a Nantucket look. I want him to score like a 70 million dollar back end payday from a movie where he totally just can then become a true weirdo. Well, a true weirdo. I'm gonna come.

You know, like how Jordan, Jordan Peele now dresses like, I don't know, like a... Does he? Does he? An esteemed librarian. Oh, does he? Is he esteemed? Like a professor or some shit? A little bit, a little bit.

I mean, I feel like he was like a hoodie guy. And then when you do get out and you get that get out cash you're like I think everything cashmere all day well that's I mean that's just comfortable that's a comfort yeah I look at some James purse stuff and I'm like what is that now that's just a very that's beach rich beach dad rich beach dad let me and by the way I look at it and I'm like, it's not bad, but the t-shirts are $100. I'm like, I'm not that asshole. And the hooded sweatshirts are like $480. I'm pissed now!

They're like super nice. I'm like, is that what I would, maybe that's, but I think none of us would go, we would just wear nicer quality shit that we already kind of wear. Which is kind of what James Pierce is doing, but yeah. Yes, yes, I think I would go that route if I had oodles and oodles and oodles of money.

What are they called? It's like stealth wealth. Yes, I would have some stealth wealth. But I feel Kyle would wear like a bird's nest on his head or some shit. I don't give a fuck! You know what I mean? And he's like, oh, it's cool, dude,

because actual Robins lay their eggs here. I have a family of Robins that. Kyle is the guy who would drive the Scooby-Doo dream machine. Right. Well, I think he does. I think he actually got it on set of fucking... Yeah, he got it. He bought a Model T off of Shadows, right?

Yeah, get an earring that's like a human tooth or something. That's kind of sick. Very sick. Or one of those like wide, you've seen those crazy wide wheeled motorcycles? Or the motorcycles where it's just one wheel, but you're inside of it? Yeah.

That's how he's rolling up to the happy Gilmore to premiere Absolutely. I love it. I'm excited to see how how he's dressing and Blake what do you what do you think? Do you think you would take any real swings? Mmm, it's I'm talking you you have like a a crazy windfall 50 plus million dollars And that's crazy to you Adam Adam? Go ahead. Yeah. That's chump change, bro. Nah, I know how much you make. That'd be a lot.

Unlimited cash to spend money on clothing? I don't know. I mean, I'm such a fan of like vintage, so I just see myself maybe splurged. Vintage is the most expensive, bro. You can get up there. You're the guy who sold those shirts to somebody who does have 50 million for pops. Designer is where it really starts to be like... That's why I don't even like going in those stores because you go into like a Gucci or whatever and you go like,

Oh wait, actually this is fucking cool, dude. Gucci does make a lot of cool shit. Yeah. I made... I bought a Gucci jacket and I we might have covered this Yeah, I wore a What I'm talking about I can't stop talking about it. It was it's an awesome jacket leather jacket I was like, oh fuck. This is so cool. And then I wore it to a basketball game and Like the ball bounce and I caught it and then fucking Eric Griffin or someone took a photo of me like spinning on my finger and I posted that photo and

I'm like how fucking sick is this photo of me catching the basketball spinning the basketball on my finger and people were like Fuck you. Hey Gucci. They're like just taking me down a peg and I was ashamed I didn't wear that jacket again for like five years I was so ashamed of wearing this Gucci I and I didn't realize the red and the green was like their shit. I just thought it was like Yeah, that's their like classic, but that's why it's a good jacket cuz it's just the classic thing. Yeah, I had no idea I just thought it was like Christmas colors or some shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you thought you were just being a good Christian I thought it's good Christmas. Yeah, you thought you were repping the birth of Jesus. Yeah, just thought it were just being a good Christian. I thought it was Christmas. You thought you were repping the birth of Jesus.

Yeah, just thought it was kind of a fun holiday. Yeah, this is the, if you're gonna celebrate Christmas, you might as well spend $5,000 to do it. Gucci, little Gucci Jesus. Gucci. I like that. Yeah, but that's their good stuff. They're like crazy wild flagrant pattern stuff

that you really truly can only wear once, cause then it's like, you're still wearing that crazy thing. Oh yeah here's Todd has the photo right here. Oh wow. Look at that. Oh yeah you look like a prick. That's like a classic jacket. Yeah that's not I mean come on dude. I hate you. By the way if you're hating on him wearing Gucci level your game game up, bro. Level up. Get a life. Right. Let the man splurge.

And I thought that was a low profile when it's all Gucci, everything. It is. It's not loud. It's not like you're wearing like pool noodles. Dude, I could see Blake, because Blake does like loud clothing. Sure. Do you think if you had 50 plus million bucks and it's like you're not gonna buy a 30 million dollar house Well, you're comfortable where you're at. Yeah, yada. Yada. Would you just go and be like, oh fuck

I'm all Fendi everything or something stupid like that. I don't I mean maybe I I don't I don't know I think you do have to be strategic at that point Like yeah, like like like a designer like Jeremy Scott or whatever who makes like really funky shit and you'd be like hyped on. But if you're the guy- Jeremy Scott? Yeah, he makes like really loud. Yeah, oh, Jeremy Scott.

He's also a, I follow him online. He does workout videos. Oh, really? I gotta check that out. It can't be the same guy. It absolutely cannot be, no. No, I don't think so. This guy doesn't look like he has any muscle.

Jeremy Scott looks like Trent Reznor The the transformer he looks like Trent Reznor fucks Trent Reznor But yeah, I don't know I feel like here's what I'm glad we but we all survived okay I don't think any of us have done those like two-piece silk outfits for boys that are like a bowling shirt and those shorts. Rompers, right? Romper? No, no, no. The two-piece. The rompers are one-piece, I believe, right?

Absolutely no rompers. But you know what I'm talking about, right? The matching fits, the tops and the bottoms? Yes. Yeah. Look, I'm not saying they even look bad. I mean, whenever I do wear a fit, it is kind of, it does feel good. I'm not even saying they look bad.

Right. I'm just saying it's like the easy, like, this is what we're doing now. I got one too. In fact, I got five. We're good. Sick. I'll be poolside. It does make me go, when they go like, this was was a I saw like a

like a Tik Tok or an Instagram reel of like this is This was the Millennials this and like and so is Millennials What everyone dressed like like Mumford? Good I feel like I'm panning for gold here. What do we got? Yes, and it it was it was What how everyone dressed like Mumford and Sons or had like a crazy mustache all like Millennials and people were doing denim on denim on denim Yeah, yeah Or or like we're wearing like a big dumb hat remember you would go to like an LA nightclub and just men were wearing fucking big dumb hats.

You're like, this is the fucking worst. Yeah. One fedora per crew. Yes, and exactly. That's why I wanted that fedora bit because men were just out wearing fedoras all the time and it seemed insane. Dunkin'! And then it showed like the Gen Z version of that. And you're like, yeah, this is what...

And millennials are now going like, but we're still cool. And so they get the matching fits from Todd Snyder or some shit. And they're like, yeah, this is what we're doing, right? And I know it's not gonna age well. I know you're gonna look back and be like... And all Gen Z saying, that ain't it. Yeah. They don't be like. And all the Gen Z's saying that ain't it. They don't even say that anymore. They don't even say that ain't it.

Nucky grandma! Yeah. What I'm talking about is like the Benny Blanco two piece poolside slide situation. Yeah, with like a, would that be like Versace? Like Versace or? Sure, or like Casablanca. Like there's a lot of.

Or like Migos. Yes, there's a lot of these bands. Andigos. Yes, there's a lot of these bands. And by the way, I'm not slamming these people. I think they look good, but it also just seems like a prescribed, like, we're doing this, great, got to mine, and I'll see you at the club. And by the way, I have zero style. Right, you got no style. I don't claim to have style.

I don't want style. Okay. But I just, when I see that, I just go, you're just doing the thing. No, I don't know. I disagree. Your style is... Flabby chic. Flabby? Flabby? Was that of an old man when you were 20 and you stuck with it and now you've grown into the age of your actual style and now it works for

you. You were New Balances and like a cycling caps and like some shit that I'm like what the fuck is this guy doing? He's a living walking bit. Like he's the oldest man that I've ever met. And now you've become the old man that you have always born to be. That is kind of true. Yes. You're lucky. It is weird to actually still be wearing shirts and pants from 20 years ago. Of course, there's ones where I was like, I'm going to take a swing. Cargo shorts.

But those haven't stuck around. I feel like I never took any swings, no real swings over here. Other than when I wore basically exclusive snap button shirts. Yeah, that was a good era. But that's just good clean fun. You're out of clothes, you snap it open. It was fun out of bar to just snap it off real quick. Have you ever worn an outfit that you weren't comfortable in? Have you ever been uncomfortable for fashion?

Physically comfortable or like people looking at me uncomfortable? My Gucci jacket. Because I have these weird pants where my dick is out. Okay. And that was uncomfortable. And it's not that people are looking at me it's just that it's uncomfortable. That seems like it would feel pretty good. Hold up. Unless you were somewhere cold. Wait, so are you saying uncomfortable physically or like, this doesn't feel like me? No, physically.

Of course. Well, yeah, no, my body morphs ebbs and flows, so I get too fat for clothing sometimes, and I still, I'll like put on these pants, and I'm like, fuck, man. And then I'm like, God, no other choice. And then I'm like, well, maybe my wife just,

maybe she washed them recently and she's like Your boobs are huge so then I'm like well It'll they'll loosen up as I wear oh sure as I wear them and then you go out nice and mad a basketball game Or something and my dick pouch is just like Fucking there, and then I is it onek? and then they take photos on fleek I get like photos taken of me or whatever and it's just like a fucking beat sack just right up front

and it's like check out Adam in his Gucci jacket with his dick pouch on fleek there's your episode title up top looks like a million bucks down bottom dick completely squashed to one side. Squash.

Looks like he's smuggling gushers. Squash. Um. I can't stop eating. Squash. Or if you don't wear a suit for like a year and then you're like, oh I need like a black suit or whatever the situation is and you put it on and you're like, god damn. Woop woop. I had lost weight.

Yeah. Now I'm like. I forgot I had a slider in my pocket. There's a pickle in your pocket. Well, the bummer for me is I had so many suits from when I did Mike and Dave knew wedding dates. I did like this huge press tour. We went to Australia, we went, you know, other countries.

And Fox was, that's back when they would pay you to get dressed. They were like, yeah, whatever. We want him to look good. He's the star of the movie. So I got like 10 awesome new suits out of the deal. Hot, hot, hot, hot! I was maybe the leanest I ever was. And you were hot in that movie. Then over the course of this decade, I've gotten progressively fatter.

But last year, when I lost all this weight in the past year, I lost like almost 30 pounds. I've been able to wear these suits again. But now I'm wiggling my back, my weight back up. And I have to dust off a suit to go to Kyle's movie premiere and I'm a little worried I'm not gonna squeeze into it, but I'm just at the, I'm 10 pounds heavier than I was when I could absolutely fit in to all of them just fine and I'm about 10 pounds heavier. So it might be a little tricky.

So you might see me uncomfortable. Well, I think you know what you need to do for a week is only tomatoes. No, that's not true. Your to do for a week is only tomatoes. Your boobs are huge. That is the trick. That's how you lose weight. Just pass out on the red carpet.

Well, but I also think some of the advantage of going to Adam Sandler premiere is, you know, bro's going to roll up in like basketball shorts or sweatpants. So you can kind of- Yeah, but if he's doing it and you do it, then everyone's going to be like, so you're dressing like Sandler? In tribute. Yes. yes, this is solidarity. You just have to go, yeah. Maybe that should be it.

Everyone dresses like Sandler at the premiere. That's actually kind of fun and cool. See, it's homage. Is that what you're gonna do, Blake? You're gonna dress like Adam Sandler? I think I'm gonna get a nice pair of basketball shorts and just pull up. That's cool.

Look real comfy. Full water boy. Yeah. You know I would do that but then every photo that I've ever posted where you see my legs I get, it's very funny, there's always one person be like, ugh fucking how disgusting are his legs, what the fuck. And then people will defend me in the comments and then he's like, aw sorry I had no idea. And then another person will be like like his legs look like dog meat and then their comment section is

Underneath is just riddled with people defending me there we go, and it's just that it's it's like a thousand comments So people just doing that bad word also like what? Yeah, but I don't want to do a red carpet What are I think you should cover everything with your legs. That's how I feel. Okay. Okay. I stand with you. Thank you.

Oh, so a little LeBron suit. Oh yeah, there you go, a little Tom Brown. Yeah, we could do some Tom Brown. That's like all Tom Brown, ACDC, schoolboy style. Okay, I could get that. My buddy Trey from Green Day, he wears a lot of those suits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He can pull them off though.

He's very punk rock. He's got those calves. He's got those calves, dude. Those drummer calves. Massive calves. God damn. Damn, son. Where'd you find that?

What is the name of the little, the kick, plate? Bass pedal. Pedal? Bass pedal, thank you. Kick pedal. So, what the joke, not even a joke just the thing I was gonna say before That I actually couldn't think of was yeah, he's got those calves from kicking that bass pedal guys Yeah, it's changing. And you said it.

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because I survived a pretty treacherous day yesterday. I ended up going to Six Flags Magic Mountain, which is a very intense amusement park. Is it true they're gonna close down? They say it every year that they're closing it down. Are they actually gonna do it, Bam? I think they're going to because there was literally nobody there. I could go on every ride I wanted to, over and over again. Sick.

You'd think so, but those rides are so intense that I started to like dread the loop. No, well, you're old. I am. You're old. I am. X2? X2 is absolutely the most insane thing you'll ever see.

What was the other one, the Colossusus Colossus they which they revamped is called twisted Colossus now Oh, so fun. It's your Glen Powell. It is so fun So you're you're old now So I was just talking about this how I used to love like all spinny rides and roller coasters And I like really truly loved them and would go on over and over and over and over Just covered this. Did we? I did. Yeah with the zippers at the carnival. Oh, you're right. You're right. We did well well

He's like I'm getting so old. I can't remember what I talked about. My snapchat memory dude Well, I re I, I tested the theory, and I thought I did all right, even though there were moments throughout the day where I was kind of like, I'm feeling nauseous, my body, it's like I'm feeling like I'm shaking loose like a hangover from weeks ago or something. The night before?

The only way Blake could describe it, go ahead. From the night before or something. Like a throbbing headache. But I thought I handled it well, but then when I finally got in my car and kind of just like settled, everything sort of settled, I just realized like it felt like I had fucking like whiplash.

Like I truly think I have minor whiplash from the rides. Oh yeah, the bit. Did you drive right away? Yeah, yeah, I drove right away. I remember being like, I need 10 minutes, not driving yet. This is fucking a problem. Hilarious, hilarious. X2 gonna give it to you.

So was it just you? No, no, I went with Mars. You know how Blake does? I went with Mars. And is Mars, she's old enough to go on every ride now? Yeah, she, we found out. Because she every ride now. Yeah, she... We... Because she's pretty tall. Yeah, she's tall.

So we got on everything. 6'1". We got on everything. And like I said, no rides... No lines. Sick. And was she about it? Was she about it, about it? She was, but then like... It was also 93 degrees out, so...

Woo! This is why I'm hot. Wouldn't want it any other way. You're really pushing your limits as a human and you're getting a lot of steps. And just the fact that there's a reason there's lines to these rides, because I think your body does need a little time to not be going on a loop-de-loop. Totally.

So there was a moment where we were sitting on Viper and she was like, like it looked like she might like be about to cry. I'm like are you good? And she's just like I'm like not feeling it anymore. This isn't about the rides. Oh so she needs a minute. So it's not it's not about an age thing. It's a... It's a test. That place is intense, man. Those rides are fucking crazy. I went fucking a long time ago, more than 10 years ago now. Me too. Because one of Emma's friends was like,

yo, it's AAA night. And like, it's only people who have like a AAA, but I can bring whoever I want. And there's no lines. Like we just went from ride to ride. There were a couple where they were like, hey, no one's in line. If you want to stay on, stay on.

If you don't get off. Where we just rode the road road. And then that was when I was like, I can't get back in the car. I'm fucked. So you do kind of need those lines. Naked grandma! And that wasn't even that long ago, dude.

It was a naked grandma. I mean, that was a long time ago, rather. Yeah. It was 15 years ago, so I was already 62. Yeah. Damn, dude. In Dyr's age. Yeah, you look great.

You look great. Burn! Well, I actually saw Blake not too long ago in real life, IRL as well. Okay. Briefly, briefly, because I was shooting a commercial and he came to set to say what's up. Yes. And Atiba was shooting the commercial so it was a real family affair and it was Atiba and Akko's birthday that night, dude. It was, yes. The fact that they're 49 is truly absurd and their 50th is gonna be I feel like I need to clear mine a

Week before in a week week after just to prepare Yeah, hundred hundred years of partying between them. That's pretty crazy I got a text. I got a text that the next night They were gonna be do a throwdown and then that night I got in bed at like nine o'clock and I was like, oh. Yeah. Or I could get up out of bed and go, now I'm gonna watch YouTube.

Yeah, I was wiped, I shot this commercial and I was just like fucking exhausted. You know when you you it was a two-day shoot and you know how it really takes like two days to get used to shooting 12-hour days and like getting up that early and just being like on all day long it takes like a day or two until you're like okay I have my feet under me so I did not have my feet under me it was after day two and they were like and their party didn't start till 10 p.m. I love like dude as a dude has a fucking dad with a little kid who I'm still fucking new to this shit trying to

find my footing and and who a guy who likes to stay up late and go to bed late I but now I have to go to bed early and get up so fucking early, so every day is a goddamn struggle. I was legit mad at that. I'm pissed now! Ten o'clock might as well be one p.m. I was like- Sorry, one a.m. in the morning.

Absolutely, dude. I'm like, ten p.m. start time is such... I'm like, you're 49 years old and it was a Wednesday. I'm like, this is fucking insane I think but they knew that as well like they were like they know they know they knew he gave me an out He was like am I seeing you tonight? I'm like, I certainly hope so. Yeah, but I was I was fucking zapped And all their friends are 22. Yeah, so that helps go Go Hards. Yeah, they have like 16 year old skateboard friends. They drink the blood of these little skateboarder boys

and that's why they look so young. That's what I think. It's like a... Absolutely. It's a sinners situation. But the reason I was singing, coming on the podcast right before getting on the podcast, I was singing Ya Boy Shaboosie That's right.

With a double shot of whiskey. And then Jack did a nana kiss me. He was at the party? How do they know Shaboos? They have such a weird collection of friends, these guys. Photographers. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how he ended up being there.

I heard he was in the building. I think I was gone before he got there, so I didn't get to bro down with the booster. You didn't get to shaboos? I didn't. With Shaboosie? Yeah, by the way, Blake said, he texted me, I'm like, just laughing, I'm like, this is so Blake.

But he goes, yeah, I left early at about 1 AM. I didn't want to be dusted the next morning. Yeah, no, I was. And then I just wrote back, dude, you can't be dusted. You. I told you, dude! Dude, well, because, no. You have to call it early at 1 AM to not be dusted.

That I can handle. And by the way, I saw photos of you chugging Jägermeister and looked a little cross-eyed. Is 2 AM dusty, or is 1 30 dusty, 12 30 not no I was very I was very disciplined I Took a picture of me drinking out of a Jaeger Meister bottle But I think that was more to promote the brand, but I was I was my I was really minding my p's and q's I did I did not want to I did not want to go late You didn't want to get dusted. I did not want to go late. You didn't want to get dusted.

I did not want to be dusted. So one is not late. I can duck out at one and get a good night's sleep. And what time are you up with a one? And how many drinks? Seven. So are you then doing just like four drinks? Yeah, maybe like two beers and two shots.

So that's four. You just said maybe. I wasn't counting my that. I just know I got out of there before I was drunk or anything. Yeah, I was. And that's all I'm wondering. I'm wondering if it's like a time thing, a drinks thing, a combination of both. Can you stay out till four sober, or do you go home at midnight absolutely hammered, and then you can get up at seven and you're fine?

I would say it's just completely up to like how much I would be drinking, like the hangover. So if you left at one, that means you're not home until 1.40 from where the cha-cha was. No, not at that time. No, you can get home in 20 minutes. Yeah, okay. So let's say you're home at 1.30. The way he drives drunk?

Then you have to get ready for bed. Uber. Uber everywhere. And you're Blake and not on there, so you do brush your teeth at night. I do. So that'll take a few minutes. You're not in bed on a sleep... Took a shower too.

And you took a shower, so you're not in bed asleep till after two. And then that's five hours until you're waking up. And you took a shower. So you're not in bed asleep until after two. And then that's five hours until you're waking up. And you're still amped. You're on, you're still... I just want to party. Because you just hung out with Shaboosie and the like. Yeah.

You were just basically doing a Jägermeister commercial. You're all fired up. So you got five hours of sleep. That's, I mean, I'm so impressed by you, Blake. I mean, I'm living vicariously through you know because I used to be very similar to you I had a lot in the tank I could go I could I could you know Go out to one and and come home and not be dusted. Yeah. Yeah now. I'm like now It's like 1030 and I'm like fuck. I better get in bed. I don't be dusted

You didn't have anything it turns out you are Dusted Adam. Yeah What did you have the next day you weren't back on set the next day were you no I had to drive back down to Orange County, but I With my son who does hate he's a very cool. He's a cool guy you guys have met him. Yeah Coors light he's cool very definitely cool I'm drunk now but he does not like driving in the car really that's the one thing he does in he does he's not a big crier he's pretty chill he likes groups he likes strangers he's like he's not one

of those kids that cries over about everything right Right. But driving in a car, he just fucking hates. So it's a real, it's- Is this a Hyundai Sonata? Is this a Hyundai IONIQ 7? It's in my IONIQ 6, just driving in a car. It's real touch and go. So I'm like, I've been hung over in a car with him before and it is-

Nightmare. The worst thing I've ever experienced. You know you do, you turn up the fucking kids bop. Oh yeah. Or the shabuzy. I mean, just just feed them some dumbass songs. Spotify. Look, I'm not a huge fan of playing my kids dumb music. I'm trying to like listen to good music. Oh dude, I haven't even ever done that. I've never done that. The dumb. If you type in like poo poo song, I've never done that. Dude, the dumb, if you type in like, poo poo song on Spotify,

10,000 songs will pop up. You could type in anything you think will be like, goofy for kids, and it'll pop up. We'll drop the playlist after this guy's trust. Slide in Blake's DMs and slide your recommendations. Hey, dude. Hey, this is important. Dad talk.

Yeah, get yourself on Danny goes YouTube channel You're gonna the songs are actually pretty good. We have played What I'm blanking on the name of it, but it's basically Chicken banana no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no It's it's a yoga, Gabba Gabba kids no kids pop Lullabies the the baby shark song changed everything and now everyone's trying to get a baby shark What is wait? What were you trying to summon Adam? What kid thing? It's it's a like kids and rave music and so it's like

It's like five little monkeys jumping on the bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed one jumped off and bumped his head I think that's just isn't that doctor said no more monkeys jumping on that's alien ant form or a bloodhound gang no now what is the difference between those two bands and that's a good question thank you uh bloodhound gang I Actually blood hound gang did we're nothing but mammals right nothing but animals So let's do it like we do on the discovery channel good shit

I mean, that's a kid that's a kid song wrapped in adult lyrics, isn't it? Absolutely Okay, my son likes my son's favorite song is ice ice, baby. He fucking Jams to it dude. Welcome to the club. Yeah. Yeah play him the whole album Yeah, it's a good album. He's gonna if he likes that he's gonna love a hook. Yeah, and uh What's the one with a fucking on the train? Dude that song I used to beat off I think we've covered that album That album... Definitely used to beat off to Stop, Patch, Rant. Oh, dude. Some songs made me so horny.

There was a... what was it called? I hate... Digital Underground. That was like... Oh yeah, Sex Packets. For sure. Okay, so the guy's name is Lenny Pierce. I'm not familiar.

And it's Baby Rave. Look up... play some Wheels on the Bus. Baby Rave. Lenny Pierce. Baby Rave. Now this is because... Do you play this in the car? Look up, play some Wheels on the Bus, Lenny Pierce, Baby Ray. Now this is because... Do you play this in the car? No, we've only ever played it at the house.

That's actually a great point. I should play it in the car. I don't know why I've never thought of that. We just play like 90s. He likes like 90s hip hop music. So we'll play like... Just like dad. Yeah, I do.

Well, true. It's just all both of us. But it's just like dance. No, it's like dance music. It's like, you know Oh jock your hamster good vibration Adam you could just say Now the only baby

The only baby rave I'm getting here is miss vibration Look up look up Lenny Pierce Ellie nny is Miss and Matt. Look up Lenny Pierce. L-E-N-N-Y P-E-A-R-C-E Adam's Kid likes any song that has Donny D on the back up. Lenny Pierce. Okay, I'm searching Lenny Pierce.

Oh, this guy's actually fucking cool looking. He throws straight up fucking He's got a purple ponytail. Does he look like a red and link? It looks like Jason Momoa, but with like a purple ponytail. It looks like Jason Momoa if Jason Momoa never worked out a day in his life.

Oh my god, he did a collab with Blippi. Well isn't that kind of what it is for Minecraft? Where he's like a little chunky and grew his hair all crazy and wears a pink shirt. I haven't seen it yet Yeah, chicken jockey. Okay here free to play Little monkeys. Yeah, this this this this is important Yeah, you're in the church that church important bumper in Berlin is that shit's important? Yeah, bitch shit's important fuck it oh yeah bitch this is the Berlin wall coming down oh your kids on ecstasy what the hell if

you put this on it like a discovery doesn't like going car but this is a dude well no he I haven't played it I haven't played it in the car. Uh, exactly! He never wants to get out of the fucking Gobi tent or whatever. You put him in the car, it's boring as hell. Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right. Maybe I should fucking blast him with this tune. But this is, this is, uh, some of the songs get like kind of weird and scary, and he's like almost like scared of it.

So much of this, this toddler shit is uncheck unchecked and there's subliminal messages and the stuff they're talking about is fucking gross. There's no subliminal. No, no, no. Yeah, there's no there's this one from Facebook. Yeah, there's a lot from YouTube. Who is this one? Momo. We covered her a long time ago, but bring her back. Hop little bunnies, hop hop hop. If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. Yeah, just see. Oh yeah, the bitch. Bring her back Yeah, the bitch If you can't do it X and you want to make them say that shit's important. What is this? I'm gonna come Bro, I bet he's I bet he's

Multi-millionaire it's cuz it takes you 10 seconds to make that song and then they just upload they upload it and if it becomes a thing that Discovery Zone is like Yeah, we need to have this on all the time at every location. We have to have it. Oh, yeah This is Chuck E. Cheese. Also he does we were invited he like Sold out the Roxy Lenny. Oh boy. Yes for a daytime Children's rave. Kids ecstasy. So everyone brings their like two or three four five year olds and they just they give him glow sticks and they he puts on a show and they just lose their fucking mind. We didn't end up going because it was during his nap time and the

all precious naps but they don't need those by the way. Oh really? Man you sometimes you gotta he wouldn't have been dusted if he missed it one nap. He's not gonna be dusted He's young see Blake knows yeah, I love when I was Blake and I were raising our first kids at the exact same time I'm like, what's bedtime for you is like? 11 11 30. I mean I go to bed when she wants to go to bed was like 11, 1130. I mean I go to bed when she wants to go to bed. Fuck it! Co-sleeping bro. Yeah, she's fine. Mars turned out fucking sharp bro. She gets it. She's what Adam? What did you say? She's what? What the hell? She's fine. What the hell? That's not how you said it. Alright. Alright. Alright. Everybody let's keep the kids out of this, alright?

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but I'm a city slicker. I'm like not super You just dress like you can go on a hike but you don't. I always wear clothes that look like you're about to hike. But you're not. And Adam, I'm ready. I'm so prepared. But like, driving. And Adam, I'm ready. I'm so prepared.

But like, driving on back roads, not really my thing. I don't like it. You lose self-service and they're like, it's just this far, that far, turn left, there's going to be a little flag in the... You're like, what? You're not that guy, pal. My kids are going absolutely insane in the back seat.

Like, where are we? I'm trying to make... Throw in five little monkeys. Shut him up. Shut the fuck up! Actually, I was playing like shitty Bon Jovi country radio. But I had Arnie like navigating. Hashtag fail. You lose! We went too far, we circled back, we go in the cave,

they're like this sucks, I'm all right, let's go home. Why did the cave suck? What was the cave? Was there stalactites, stalagmites? It's a cave, yeah, it's all that shit. And it's got like holes in the top of it so you can kind of see, you gotta go pretty deep and then you can see around the deep part.

Sounds kinda sick. But as soon as we get out, they go, well that wasn't worth it. I go, fucking thing sucks. I think mom's got some PB and J waiting for the house. What the hell, dude? What do these kids want, dude?

A cave? That's kick ass exploring. That's like fun. Yeah, that sounds tight, dude. Bono. But we rented like a 4Runner, so I'm like kicking it into four wheel drive. We're doing a little bit of like,

Ooh, driving on rocks, off roading. Off roading. Yeah. Sure. It's kind of fun, but it's so slow that you're like, I just want to get there. Yeah. Do you guys ever do like, Excursions? Off the beaten path? Like, We have.

It's been, it's been a while. Are you guys city slickers now. Yeah. Well now I am. I feel like I used to get out get out there a little bit. But yeah. No. Here lately I've been I'm a real beach dweller.

I just sit here. I get Tanner and Tanner Redder and Redder Danny Tanner. I'm just waiting for like a deliverance situation. I think that being a city sl for like a deliverance situation I think that being a citizen and seeing deliverance and hills have eyes you're like maybe I just don't go out here yeah it's surprising you know you'd be

surprised at how many people in the country don't want to fuck you so you know I mean yeah they haven't seen me I know I know you think that they're all trying to like fuck you or Put you in the basement. Are you one of the Metro sexual? But they don't they don't really care to fuck you. So I think you're safe. You'd be surprised. Yeah, I don't know You never know the hills have five look at Ders You they've never seen something like Ders walking through the woods. That's a fucking specimen like a big foot God damn.

And what do you mean by that, Blake? Just the way you're shaped. Extrapolate. Your beautiful. And elaborate. Your beautiful city slicker face. Look at it. It's nice.

I'm not gay no more. I shaved my mustache the other day and then I was like, I don't like my face. I need to fuckin' get that mustache back. Your bone structure's fuckin' phenomenal. Blake's not gay no more. My beard is still growing strong. Mm.

The beard looks curly. Mm. Yeah. We're both curly beard guys. Adam, you're a straight beard guy? Yeah. Look at that. Fucking blessed. Yeah, it's not looking great, Blake. Dude, you gotta see it in person.

The ring light isn't doing it justice because it's kind of just shining through it. I did. Hey, Dude, you gotta see it in person. The ring light isn't doing it justice because it's kind of just shining through it. I did, hey Blake, I did see you in person just a few days ago, like last week, I said. It's grown so, so much, since then. I saw you literally one week ago today. It's grown so, so much. Oh, what, it has?

It's grown so much. What kind of lighting do you need to look good, by the way? You know, like a lower light, not like a blinding light. Sun seat? No, not the sun. It doesn't look good in the sun. The sun seat. It doesn't look good outdoors.

It doesn't look good outdoors during the sun. It's more of like a low light, like a mood lit. It looks really good. Candle light. It looks like a black light candle light. In a dark lit bar. That's what Blake shines. Cha Cha, it's fucking glorious. Cha Cha's like red, isn't it?

Very red, very red all the time. Everyone sort of glows in there. Is your beard red? It is, it is pretty red. Does the carbon match the drapes? I mean it's what color my hair is, if you consider my hair red. I consider it strawberry.

Autumn strawberry blonde. I've never heard it described as autumn, but I like that. Auburn. Were you offended? Now how offended were you when Workaholics just sort of popped off and everyone said you had a red hair? When I was being called a ginger? Yeah. Did that offend you?

Yeah, a little bit. Because our manager, Isaac, is a legit ginger. He is a full on ginger. And... A renga. Punk rock, getting radical. I don't know if he's offended by that, because that's just what he looks like,

but you're offended by that. Right. Well yeah, and it was kind of like when it was really hot to dunk on gingers, because I think South Park made it really like of normal to destroy gingers. What was I gonna say like? I don't know. I don't know. We don't know. It's your brain and your mouth. Very, no like culturally relevant or like cool to do.

Acceptable? Acceptable, yeah. Very acceptable. Blake took the SATs and that's a sad-ass truth go ahead of normal so it was like abnormal to dunk on gingers at the time and day walkers and all that a walker what is, what is that? Just like honky? Like super white people? Day walkers, no, it was like ginger, cause they would say like gingers can't go out like in the sunlight cause they'll like burn. So then you're a day walker cause you can't go out?

Go ahead, forget it, forget it, forget it. I didn't have to really visit the episode. I got a, it was, it was culturally, it was culturally really accepted and of... What did I say? Are you being tickled right now? What is happening? It's science.

What did you found out? We got to do an episode. Somebody tickling my feet. Every episode we do now is being tickled. Who's being tickled? And at the end we announce it. One of us is being tickled the entire podcast. Guess who?

Guess who? Guess who? Oh boy, I'm falling apart at this scene. Is it guess? Guess who? Guess who? Guess who? Guess who? Guessled the entire podcast. Guess who? Guess who?

Guess who? Oh boy, I'm falling apart at the scenes. I'm literally like falling, my hair is falling apart. Well I'm excited, so maybe the next time we're all going to see each other is at Kyle's premiere. The next time all of us are going to be together in New York City. That would be really cool. That would be a very fun night. It would be. Chloe and I are without a child. First time in a very long time.

So we're pretty pumped. Mom and Dad saved the world. Absolutely. Cannot wait. Mom and Dad saved the world. Great movie movie great movie with a problematic actor But still great, but also a ginger so yeah, maybe he was battling something. We don't understand wasn't it now He was child porn. Yeah, that was his And when you look at him that actor he did always give me the creeps. Yeah, that's why he was very terrifying And it's crazy how you're able to kind of look at someone and be like, I don't know, something's off about that guy. And... It's science. And be absolutely right.

Yeah. You know? Should we give him flowers? Yeah, his name is Jeffrey Jones. He was a child predator. And in a lot of great films. He's in a lot of good movies. What is his best movie? Howard the Duck. He is amazing in Howard the Duck. He's also in Beetle Beetlejuice so scary Ferris Bueller was really fun great in

Beetlejuice great Ferris Bueller he's amazing in and I know Adam will appreciate this on Deadwood mom and dad saved the world he was really good on Deadwood oh they and didn't they bring him back great and didn't they bring him back that was after allegations? Was that? I mean he is that good. Where you're like, well how many kids? I think it was just allegations. Was it allegations or was he found guilty? I think he admitted to the allegations.

He admitted to the allegations? He goes, yeah there's allegations. Yes I believe so. Pleads guilty. So did he like, pleads guilty in sex offender case so he pled guilty so yeah Yeah, that's not good. I mean honestly who's the offending a? 64 year old actress escaped a possible three-year jail sentence in state prison and now has to have served three years of probation So he only got probation 250 hours of roadside cleanup. Imagine 250 hours of roadside cleanup. And where? At one part of the city. Hang on, listen to this quote here. And we're giving this just a little too much airtime.

But he goes, I'm sorry that this incident was allowed to occur. By the way, this is 2010. Such an event has never happened before and it will never happen again. So was he just like, what was he doing? Oops, clicked the wrong link. What was he doing? We don't even have information as to what exactly,

I thought it was child porn. Yes, it was. I believe he paid someone to produce it for him. To produce it. Oh, pay the kid. Like pay him. To produce it. Oh! Like pay the kid. Like pay the kid to do it. Oh my god.

It's really nasty. But that seems like more than a three year sentence though. Yeah, that seems like... I don't know the legality of it. You don't. No, I don't. I haven't looked any further. You haven't looked into it.

I haven't looked any further into it. You would look further, but you're being tickled. No, I only did it because... What kind of a child under your desk tickling you? I do not. I do not. I just... That's enough. I just looked into it because he was mentioned

in the Pee Wee documentary. So I was like, oh, this is interesting. So this is very recent. That's why it's at the top of my mind. Why was he mentioned in the Pee Wee documentary? Oh, because they went down together. Because he was kicking it with Paul and they tried to lump him in with him and he's like, no, no, no, no, no.

I wasn't doing that. I just collected old, vintage gay porno. And that's what I've always... Hey, look, where there smoke, there's fire. I wonder if we find... You know, because Blake's a little bit of a collector. I wonder if... A you know cuz Blake's a little bit of a collector. I wonder if That's away, you know at a younger age and then we're all going through his stuff like Look at all this manga and Elf quest here

No, all my comics are are completely legit Come on, guys. This is it. And I'm sure Adam's search history is totally normal. Yeah, what about you, bitch? What about you, bitch? Adam's like, I don't have collections, dude. I don't have collections. Yeah. Son of a bitch.

God damn. We've seen your fucking algorithm. We're like, what's this other laptop in Adam's house? My algorithm is undefe what's this other laptop in Adam's house? My algorithm is undefeated. The other laptop. My algorithm is undefeated. God, it's so funny.

Everybody back off, alright? I only have the one laptop. I'm not gay no more! Okay. It's all on the one laptop. Okay. Okay, well. Alright, any take backs?

It feels like it's time. Can we take back bringing up that guy, period? I think it is. Yeah, well. Any take backs? It's time. Can we take back bringing up that guy, period? Yeah, sure. As much as he was a terrific influence on. That might have been my bad. Almost every actor in town. But what was his best moment? What else was he? Great actor. Oh, you know what? I'm watching Justified.

I went back. It feels dated because it did. And it didn't even come out that long ago. 2010 was the first year. I thought it came out in the early 2000s. But 2010, but it feels very like network TV-y. But because they just what they do a lot of like shots of the city and then they go in the building. There's like, yes, absolutely. And then there's like fade outs and fade ins and like,

just even the camera that they use feels a little like, like everyone feels a little soft, much like we did season one of workaholics. And then we got better cameras and everything just looked more what we're used to. Kyle bought new cameras and bent us over a barrel to use them. Yeah. Yes, and said that we had to use those cameras. I never watched Justified, but I love Olifant. Fast Swimmer. Is it good?

Yeah. And then Walton Goggins is also all up in it. So he's the number two. It's supposed to be awesome, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Check that out. So I'm excited to dive in. That's my baby's sleeping. I'm watching.

Daddy's watching his TV. Nice, dude. There you go. Treat yourself, bud. I like that for you. Treat yourself some justified. And we're also pretty deep in. I don't know if you guys watch Squid Game.

The first season? We're all up in it now. Season three. Well, no, season three. It's done now, season three. But didn't two just come out? I thought so. Two just came out. They did it pretty quickly back to back.

Oh, I started watching season two and could not engage. Season two's a little bit of a slog, but it's because it goes right into season three, and season three is like every episode is like a finale. You're like, really? Fuck. Yeah. Okay. So get through two and then three you were treated. I thought one ended so poorly that I never wanted to watch it again because it got into

the weird like when we talked about it, I think, oh, it's like our new catchphrase. Yeah, when the American actors were like, ha ha ha, hang on, my oil field assistant is calling me. And you're like, huh? Yeah, they were just so bad. And it's so weird that everything is voiceovered. What? Yeah, dub. You know, well, it's all voiceover

because they're speaking Korean. You're watching the dubbed version. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you don't watch with subtitles? No, no, no, I just watch the dubbed version. I can're watching the dubbed version. Yeah. Oh you don't watch with subtitles. No no no I just watched the dubbed version. I can't watch the dubbed version it's so bad. I watched the Korean version. Oh you get so you used to it you get so used to it but then even when the American actors are talking or the British actors or whatever they sub they delve over their actual minds and it sounds insane so you don't mind the performances of the of the dubbing I

always found it to be so much worse than just watching them speak Korean well I like I can't understand Korean you read, you read the... Well, you read what they're saying. It's a subtype. I like watching the performances and hearing the intonations or whatever we call that. No, and in fact, I didn't even know that that was a thing that's real because it just started playing this way and I never checked to see if there was a... I think the algorithm knew he wasn't going to put up with it. Well, that's because you told your TV, if you ever don't speak English, I will fucking drop kick

Yeah, you you know what you like I love season one I thought it was fucking Awesome, just balls to the fucking wall. It was great. It was great. I thought it was awesome Season three is fucking fantastic Ten hours to get there though, right? Maybe I get in. Maybe I get in. It's an hour long. Less than that. I think it's, I think there's only like six or eight season two and then same, same season

three only has six. So you could do it. You could do it. I believe. Okay. All right. Well, any take backs, any apologies, any epics? I'm really sorry if I offended anybody.

Sorry about that. We should talk about the fucking cruise. Oh yeah. We got another six months or so to go until we set sail baby. Oh yeah. Maybe seven months something like that. And did you guys see that this this father jumped off the cruise because his daughter fell off? I haven't read into the details but man we're jumping off the cruise because his daughter fell off. I haven't read into the details, but man, we're jumping off this cruise ship. Wow, dude! Are we saving Bobby Lee? Are we saving Nick Swartson?

We will save you. I'll say this right here right now. If someone falls off, Adam will save them. Okay. Are we saving Mark Ribile? Oh yeah. No, I feel like he'll be fine. Yeah, he's gonna be fine.

I feel like if that dude jumped off a cruise, there'd be no splash. It just go shoot and then he would somehow like Surf on his bare feet levitate up. Oh shit I like that and then like climb up the anchor the anchor chain and then perform at the bow Oh shit, say I'm the king of the world and then boats still have those right? I'm excited to see his performance I really am and then a helicopter will fly him away. And by the way, it's not a great time to sell tickets to a cruise. When the number one show on Netflix last week was Trainwreck Poop Cruise.

Did you guys watch it? I have yet to tune in. You mentioned that maybe it was kind of a little bit of a... It wasn't that great of a documentary, but it was just like I mean, but I'm just saying is it a documentary or is it just like a fucking piece of shit of real life? Well, it is in the way that they like there's like dumb reenactment and there's like there's like testimonials and Just like there was a lot of shit there was

just shit everywhere it's it really seemed like it's like but I I can almost guarantee that that's not gonna happen on our cruise because it doesn't happen that often doesn't usually doesn't usually but I feel like if it were to happen on our Eric Griffin it would be by choice. It would be by choice, dude. It would be like, we all collectively are like, what if we fucking poo-cruised this bitch? And what was it? What caused it?

We might make one of the day's poo-cruises. I believe it was a fire that knocked out all the plumbing, right? Yeah, no, it was a fire that knocked out all the electrical, so then the power went out. And so there's just listless in the ocean and just fucking floating around. And then there's no, they couldn't like flush the toilets and do all the fucking shit that they, so they were just pissing and shitting in, in little plastic bags and leaving them in the hallway. And why?

You can't go off the side of the boat that's what I'm saying no no no they didn't because they didn't want people to fall over and people hold them other and then at one point they go you know what it's so bad we're going to it's so bad we're going to open up the bar and it's free drinks so then people got shit house for like five hours or something and then they're like you know and then people got shit house for like five hours or something and then they're like you know and then people are just whipping their dicks out and pissing in the hallway and shitting in the hallways and stuff and and it was

just absolute chaos this is your take back so I'm saying it's not a great time to be selling these but but that's not it's not gonna be like yeah but it's not gonna be like probably not gonna be like that Although we can't guarantee it and with Eric Griffin on your cruise Might be explosive a toilet situation There's always a chance we're rolling his is gonna his is gonna back flow for sure Well, I'm very excited for the cruise You know fucking get you some we stole some cabins left yada yada. It's uh bunk up with

That kind of shit not that kind of shit you can bunk up with strangers which is yes So meet your wife meet your husband you can bunk up with strangers which yeah I'm gonna meet the love of your life. Or you might just meet a new friend. A best friend. A tea-cabber life. Or you might be sleeping in the second cabin as Eric. Absolutely.

Any other take backs? Apologies. Any epic slams here, boys? We just sort of epic slammed Eric Griffin a few times. Yeah, that felt good. That felt good. which felt natural. Yeah that was good. Well that was eight. If you could play us out Blake with five little monkeys.

Was it a week ago that he didn't play us out the Chris Gaines? My bad. My yeah yeah he's not playing us out that well. I've got you. Thank you. And that was another episode of IMPORTANT! This one's the banger, dude. Doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the bed. Bed, bed, bed, bed, bed, go to bed.

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