This Is Important - Ep 258: We Didn't Know We Did It Like This

Episode Date: July 29, 2025

Today, this is what's important: East coast, Happy Gilmore 2, New York, a crazy bit, tests of character, Montreal, the cruise, & more. Click here for more information about the This Is Important Cruise.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important. Today on This Is Important. Sorry, you were listening to the podcast while you were beating off? I mean, even if you were just a butthole doctor, at some point it's just wild that you're numb to it. He's flying high because I jerked off in front of him the other day.

Let's go! Yeah, baby. Boom-b-b-b-b-bang! Yeah, baby. Woo! Dung-ne! I'm down here in the southern hot-hot heat, and it is 94 degrees outside. I'm in Charleston, South Carolina, and the AC is not keeping up.

And I don't know why I chose to drink hot, hot, hot coffee. Hot, hot, hot. Hot hot coffee, it's not helping. Because you've got to stay awake, brother. Oh, dude, I have to. Can you put ice in that coffee? Hot, hot, hot, hot. I could, but it's too hot.

If you put ice in it, then you just have lukewarm coffee, and that's worse. Oh. More ice? Yeah. You can't put more ice. You ran out of ice. I would run out of ice. There's not enough ice for this hot coffee.

I'm going with Red Bull because I'm also on the East Coast. It's not as hot, though, up here in Montreal. Montreal. It's a very beautiful day. And Blake, will you do us all? Real quick, real quick, Blake, can you just do us, all of us a huge favor? Lick your thumb and then just wipe your camera? I don't know what is going on.

Yeah, what is happening? That's that Montreal mist. I think you're surrounded by a ghost. Do you want to like maybe close the blinds over there or something? It's fine. It's blowing you out. And I know our fans are clamoring for sweet hot videos on YouTube. And if you haven't smashed the subscribe button,

please do. Feel free to do that now. Please do. Because we're hovering at 100 in 3,000. It will not go up and it won't go down. It will not go up. That's the only amount of bots Isaac could afford. And that's our limit.

We can't go over that. Dude, could you imagine if we put Isaac in charge of buying bots? Like what a shit show that would be? There's zero possibility he would be able to figure that out. I thought of that earlier when I was like Oh, I wonder if like Because this other podcast They started their own brand of candy

And they're going to send me some Okay And I don't know I'm not going to support it Punk rock getting radical You know it's another podcast They're dead to me I'm the candy guy

I'm the candy guy Exactly and I was like What are the odds if we put Isaac in charge Of getting us a candy Our own candy brand Right That that would happen Within a one year period

Yeah I was gonna give them two But yeah. Two years. Two years. I don't like you guys telling me to show my tips. Because it's like, you're doing R&D for 12 months, and then it's like, well, now we've got to get into production. Okay, two years. What do you think the odds are?

Basically, it's a box of nerds that I spray painted black. It's pretty sick for punk rock. Black nerds. It's just called Black nerds. I couldn't find black spray paint, so I just didn't do that. It should be fine. It's just nerds. It's just a clump of nerds and some dirt mush together.

But I was able to figure. out the packaging so it just says black nerds. Dirty black nerds. Is that cool? I think that's kind of problematic. I don't know. Maybe not. Maybe not. I think you're canceled, bud.

Anyways. We got a lot to talk about this podcast. We do. We got a lot to talk about it. Bonjour. Bonjour. What are you up there for, Beezer? And how are you liking it?

I, you know, I'm out here for the Just for Laughs. comedy festival proud to be here heard of it i'll be uh hosting a panel for my good buddies in the dress up gang so i'm excited for that and uh yeah i'm just bumbling around the city for the first time and i i haven't quite grasped whether i love it or not it's definitely a different vibe do you want to tell anybody more about the dress up gang yeah for sure you i you guys probably know like a few like remember frankie came and saw us um on tour that is right in the show this show this fool and then Donnie and Corey and all of the boys. They're out here and they used to have a show on TBS.

Dress-up Gang, super, super funny. You've got to check it out. I believe the stuff is still. That's nice of you. You're just being a good friend or are you somehow affiliated? Are you leaving us? I've been recruited. No, they actually have a movie that's going to be coming out called the Fiddle Leaf

and I do have a scene in it. So that's how I'm officially. officially connected to them at this point. You know, I've only been to Montreal once. I did the Montreal Comedy Festival, New Faces. Get them, boy. That's how old. Hello.

That's how old I am that I was a new face in 2006. That's insane. It is insane. You're fucking disaster, my guy. But I did it, and I had the greatest time. But I also was 22 years old, so everything was new and exciting. I just remember being, like, taken aback by you see, like, some, like, hard-looking motherfucker who has like neck tattoos

and is like looks tough and then they start to speak like a beautiful French accent Yeah, very similar And you're like oh I'm not intimidated at all but I know that in France You'll get you you'll get your ass stabbed Yeah you're sucking his dick

Yeah yeah yeah yeah what's that Smokes some meat baby He's out here smoking meats in the streets The baguette The baguettes out It's cool out here I mean it's definitely a different I don't like not knowing what anybody's saying because I don't speak French and everyone definitely does here. Yeah, but whatever. I mean, you go to Mexico and you don't speak Spanish.

Yeah, but I feel like I give off more of a Mexican vibe. So like I feel a little more. I was just going to say, you look like you could speak French. Really? You look French. Right now in this light? Yeah, you look like a poser. Yeah. I'm definitely not trying to look French in any way. No, you don't look French at all. But you look French. You look French. to me. I think I kind of... I don't know if I... I definitely look like Quebecian or whatever they're called. Like, if you told me you were one of Daft Punk, I'd go...

Okay. Yeah. Fair enough. Yeah, sure. Might as well. There's no way to know what they look like. Yeah. I've seen them. Didn't they tell the story on the pod? You saw them? Yeah, you did. Yes. I went to dinner with them and was like, who are they? Yeah. You're like nerds? And then they're the coolest guys ever... I go, they look like some dirty black nerds to me.

Okay. Very shagged dinner. You guys sell into candy? And they're like, you're turning this into a weird. Pett. What the hell? I hope people aren't just turning in. Yeah, that's a callback from earlier. Yeah, I don't know if you can just tune in, Blake.

There's no just tuning in on the podcast. Or turn in that. Or turn in, as Blake said. Yeah. I don't know what you can do. Have you just turned in? Well, Blake and I just came from a hot, hot event. We just saw each other just, what, two days ago.

Yes. We went to the world premiere of Happy Gilmore. Yes, we did. Very, very fun event. Give me a hell yeah. We met up. Directed by... None other than Kyle Newichick.

Who has an earring and no braces. And before we get into the movie and the event... Water trash. Can we talk about how he's brace-free? Yeah. Those teeth look like... They look amazing. Like they should maybe put the braces back on, but...

Wait, what? You didn't like his teeth. He didn't thought they were good. No, I thought they looked fine. I wasn't really like getting in in his grill, but, yeah. Yeah, they looked fine. They looked wider than I thought they were going to. When I saw him just on the 4th of July, I was like, whoa.

Have you only been eating lemonheads, homie? Because those things are stained as hell. Right. It's been a while. But he got him cleaned, apparently, and they looked totally great. And what was really throwing me is Kyle's bold choice to have a diamond stud earring now. Freakening see you. He did.

That surprises you. I mean, I mean, no. But I, I'm like, at 41 years old, I didn't see a diamond stud coming back around. I didn't see it. This Kyle's the guy who goes back to college at 80 and takes like a women's studies class because he's like, I just, I got to be here. I got to figure this out. He's trying to be around chicks.

Yeah, he's like, I don't know. I got to figure out women. Women are hell of interesting, bro. And you're like, yeah. I've been trapped in this man's body too long. Kind of cool, dude. Yeah, I can see him being a way. Wichowski. I could see that for him.

That would be really cool. The earring, that's the gateway. The earring is the gateway for sure. Oh, yeah. But I'm like an earring. Okay. I mean, maybe. Isaac did it in Atlantic City. He looked really cool with one. But a diamond earring. It's a flex.

What do you think it should be? He wants a dangler? If Adam Devine had his druthers. What's your earring? What is Kyle Neuichek's earring? If I had my druthers, he would get, he'd get a little hoop with a little, uh, with little bead in it or like a little bulls little bulls uh like what is this clairs i mean yeah essentially it is clairs because he has a little diamond stuff i hope the diamond

is his entire paycheck from happy gilmore too i hope he's walking around with some carrots hey by the way it's so small i'm like then you get a bigger one if you're going to get a diamond earring like get a diamond ear oh you want him to have like like bird man you want him to have like a big ass chunk in his ear i want him to have no earring That's my vote. That's my vote. But if he's going to get one, if he's going to get a diamond ear ring,

go a little bigger. Yeah, okay. I feel you. What about like a full Rosie Perez big hoop, one, but one. Oh, well, that's pirate. Like a lost pirate. Well, if you're going to,

if you're going to do that, at least make it a bit. Sure, sure. You know what I mean? Like, well, his whole aura is a bit. He got braces. It's not a bit. No, no, no.

It's not a bit. He got braces. And then, by the way, is it true that he turned? He turned it up. Yes. I told you guys. See, the thing about Kyle is nothing's a bit.

It's all, he's all doing it very serious. He had the dentist crank it up. Yeah. So he could fix his teeth faster, which sounds like a lot of pain. Insane. Kind of hardcore, dude. I'm kind of hyped on that move. Crank that shit up.

Mm-hmm. Can you link the earring to the braces? He looked great. I thought he looked great. He did look great. He did look great. Did he radiate? Yeah, he was glowing.

He was very much. Yeah, he was right. Yeah, but I think that was because it was pretty hot. He did have to change a shirt Because he sweat through the first one Yeah but it was hot in there It was a packed packed house Dude my and my suit that I poured myself into

Yeah you looked like oh you looked good Dude I looked hot I took a photo With Nick Swartson And I was on the cruise Who's on the cruise Get your tickets now And he was like oh you should post that

To promote the cruise He was the one saying like, hey, yeah, let's get a photo. Let's promote the cruise. I'm like, hell yeah. Smart. I love it, Nick Swarton. You're one of my favorite comics ever. I love Nick Swartz.

He's so funny. He's so lights out funny. But I look so bad in the photo that I looked at it and was like, nah. We're good. Not posting. And there's no way you could bring that. Can't you, like, bring it into, like, that filter and, like, make yourself look like Studio Ghibli or something.

Maybe I beautify my. Yeah. Look at our resident millennial. Come on, man. Can't you filter it? Can't you? Isn't there? I wouldn't know how to do that. Run it through some AI. Make yourself look hot. I would look like my mom whenever she, like, face tunes her photos. It's like, she's just like glowing.

Yeah, there's like sparkles around her face and stuff. Do it. Hey. That sounds like it's, it'll work. I was so sweaty. I was so sweaty in it. And that photo was like at the beginning of the night. I'm like, I couldn't have gotten better looking. Well, you took the jacket off. think. Thank goodness. I did take the jacket off. Yeah, the jacket. What was it? Was that a wool suit? What was going on

there, bud? I think there has to be wool in that. It was so blazingly hot. Other people are wearing jackets and I'm going like, why am I sweating through my clothes right now? Like, I'm hot, hot, hot, I'm like, this has to be wool in this goddamn jacket. So I took it off. But the premiere was fantastic. That was one of the most fun premieres I had been to. So many legends in the building. It was pretty crazy, the guest list. Who was in the building? John Turturro. You want me to, yeah, you want to lead off with John Totoro? The fucking best? Yeah, that's,

this is part of why I'm asking. The Jesus? Yeah, he was there. Yep, I talked with him. I'm attached to a movie that I thought he was attached to, and I'm like, I'm attached to, and I said the movie, and he goes, I'm not attached to that. And I go, oh,

I thought you were. That was kind of the whole reason I attached myself to it, and he goes, they have to do another script. I'm like, oh, so they're lying. And he goes, I didn't say that. I didn't say that. Adamal was gone to fight with John Tudor. It was like a weird, like, and I'm like, oh, no, I'm, it was a job.

It's fine. And he's like, I didn't say that. They're not lying. They just have to do another rewrite. And it's just that he wasn't being rude or mean, but it's that Tataro. Oh, yeah, intensity. Intensity. Yeah. That I was like, I, man, I don't know. I'm standing next to a 25

foot long subway sandwich. I'm just having a good time. He's like, bro, you're so sweaty. You're wiping your brow with a subway sandwich. I think I'm going to be in a movie with you. We're like just with bologna, just with loose meats. I don't think so, bro. That's not me.

I'm detached. Okay, so Tatoro's there. Tataro's there. Boushinis there. Yeah, another legend. Both in the Big Lobowski, I'm just realizing. Wow, that's kind of crazy. I mean, John Oliver.

there. All of the Please Don't Destroy Boys. Avalon's very own. Is he with Avalon anymore? I think he is. All the Please Don't Destroy Boys. We got to bro down with them.

Great dudes. Way taller. They are so tall. I thought they were 6-3, maybe 6'4. These guys, the jeans. If they're under 7-2, kill me.

It's like literally a comedy group of Sean Bradley's. It's insane. Dude, their height is, is common. Huge. Huge. They're huge. They're gigantic. They're huge. They're monsters. Freakish even. Freakish even. Like Conan O'Brien tall. Conan O'Brien. Okay, he's 6'5.

Conan O'Brien standing on an apple box. Yeah. Even taller than him, dude. I would say, I would say 6'5-66. I would say 6'6. You also said Shane Gillis Gillis was like 6'6. He's a massive guy. He's a big man.

He's a big man. I know he's a big man. I know he's a big man. That's what we like to say about people. Big man. You take big man. You kind of go, yeah, I'm a big man. He's not 6'5, though.

Yeah. How tall is he? What, 6'3? He's pushing it. He's pushing it. He's my height, but he's a big man. He's a big man. Oh, yeah, but he's way bigger than you, dude.

That's not. I know, he's a big man. No, no, no, no, no. He's taller than you. Without a doubt. Really? Your boobs are huge. With his house a doubt.

This is pretty big, too. I don't know if I've described him as a big man. Everyone is surprised by how short I am. Really? And then they go, well, how tall is Adam? And I go, that's none of my business. I don't ask. Yes.

He's a big man. Yeah. It's neither here nor there. 6-2, 6-1. Your boobs are huge. Maybe 6 foot. Maybe 5.11. Who knows?

He's in her around 6 feet or so? Yeah. Yeah. It depends. It depends what metric you're using. Give her take 4 inches. That's all, dude. Todd is saying Shane Gillis is 6.4.

That's pretty big. That's bigger than Durs. But, but dude, you said 6.5. Okay. Well, I mean, give or take an inch, man. I mean, we're not out here with rulers, but. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

He's just crazy to me that you say 6.5 when apparently he's 6.4. Yeah, I don't know. I'm way off face there. And, by the way, we know. He's a big man. We know. We know. We know.

We know. We get it. Bro, down with Sandler, finally got a, you know, I did a whole movie where he was the producer, and I talked more with him at the premiere than I did the entire length of doing the movie that he produced. Nucky Grandma! But he was great, he was a great guy, so gracious, too. Like, he stayed, he stayed, like, late. Who was it, like?

Adam Sandler? Adam Sandler. Yeah, he's the star of Happy Gilmore. He's, yeah, he was in this movie called Bill. Madison. There's been a lot of films actually. Wedding singer. You'd really like him. He's very funny. And he's stuck a room. Also pretty

tall. Yeah, he's a I would almost say he's a big man. He wears big shorts. Big boy shorts. And I do like that about his style. Okay, down boy. Yeah, he got the, he got them. Blake kept saying a pretty funny thing that I clocked.

What? I did it. Maybe the fifth or sixth time he said it. I was like, that's insane. And he keeps saying that. I keep walking up into groups and Blake keeps going, wow, dude, wow. I didn't know New York did it like this. No, I did not. Yes, boy.

I did not say that. That sounds so accurate. That does seem like somebody to say, I don't remember that coming out of my mouth. You said it maybe five or six times. What was I saying it about the subway? Subway sandwiches? I think like the, no, the level of like how big their premiere was. And you kept saying like, I didn't know they.

Oh, I did. Blake, you do this kind of thing. You do this kind of thing to fill the air when no one's talking. You don't know what to say yet. So you just go. Okay, wow. I didn't know New York did it like this. Did it like this?

That's so weird because I've been walking the streets of Montreal being like, wow. I didn't know much at all did it like this. But I also feel like a Blakeism is to be like, oh, there's my guy. And it's just like, you bring a good energy. And that's also, that's good and fine. Yeah, you're a fun time guy. Thanks, man. I appreciate that.

But then we were in a group of like all S&L guys. Right. And you come up and you're like, wow, man, this premiere. I didn't know New York. Did it like this. Right. And they were all like. Live from New York?

They were like, what? What do you mean? Like what? It's New York. Yeah. I don't know what I was expecting. And you were, it just really, it let the, the wind was right out of your sales. And you were like, who needs a drink?

Subway. Subway. spot off to the bar. Yeah, I probably airballed that interaction. That might have been a little later in the night. Well, all I was saying did the Please Don't Destroy guy was how tall they were. Yeah, that's true. I brought nothing else to the table.

I think once again, we look like dorks in front of S&L alumni. Right. And here's my question. Is please don't destroy? Does that mean like, now I'm like, is it because they're just giants? So everyone's scared of them when they walk into a room and they're like, please don't destroy us? Maybe it's a reference to the. their gigantism.

You're big men. It almost has to be. I didn't, I didn't get close to the, the little fireball, the little firecracker. And how little is he? At 6'1? He might be 6'1. He's pretty big. I didn't get close to him.

I love it. The atom of their crew is like bigger than me. So it's like, holy smokes, dude. These guys are giant. These are big men. These are big men. These are titans amongst boys. Yeah.

And then, and then of course, I was laughing. to Chloe, I'm like, it's hilarious that we are in no way affiliated with this movie. Only our friends directed it. That's the only reason we're there. It's not like we had a small part or helped with the writing or... Wasn't asked.

Wasn't asked to be in the movie. By the way, there's a million cameos. A million. And there are so many, so many spots that we could have been plugged in. So many spots to plug us in. Eric Andre's in it. unbelievably so. So, okay, I mean, you put Eric Andre in it.

You feel like you could put your boys. But yeah, come on. Regardless, we're not affiliated at all. We were the last people. They were ushering us out. We were the last elevator down. They were like, okay, you have to leave now. They closed the bar.

Yep. And we were like, Blake couldn't believe that they did it like this. And then we finally were ushered out. Blake, were you aghast? I was like, I can't believe your dozen. like this, man. I thought we stayed up all night out here. Hi, I'm Dr. Priyankawali.

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Which was we are way uptown. Yeah. Way uptown. Yeah. We go all the way down to, was far. Was it the like Lower East Side or something? I think it's Lower East Side. if I know New York.

So you're a little skater bar? So it takes like 30, it takes like 25, 30 minutes to go down there. And it wasn't the skater bar. It was a different bar. Bartended by a skater friend. And Mark, shout out to Mark. We go there.

There was four people there. Four dudes. Four dudes. Four older guys. What time is this? And this is a Monday night. What time is this? It was 1230.

I don't think there's going to be too many places in a Monday night. I mean, in New York times. Super packed at 12. 30? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was the other thing. We were like Googling spots and places are closed on Monday. Yeah, yeah. I didn't know New York did it like that. Yeah. I didn't know New York did like that, dude. But then I was like ready. I knew, I saw the writing on the wall just by a literally. You did. And I'm like, Chloe, we should just go home. We should just go home. And she's like, no, no, no, let's go out. Blake knows this fun spot. I'm like, and I'm like, it won't be a fun spot. It will not be a fun spot. We're going to go there. It's, we're going to go there. It's, it's. It'll be like one or two o'clock in the morning. We'll finally get there. There'll be four dudes. Well.

There'll be four dudes and we'll take, we'll take 15 shots within an hour and be absolutely miserable tomorrow when we fly home. And that's exactly what happened. Well, I kind of got bad information. So my buddy, Mark, is the bartender there. Love him to death. And he's like, come on out here. And then when we pull up. He's a great guy.

And if he was super nice. Nice. Great, too. Yeah. But also when we got there, like it's, it's Bacaro. So it's like this bar that's like underground. When we got down there, like they didn't have like power. So they couldn't play music. And it was like the power was out.

Give us a heads up, bro. Like maybe detour. It was lit by candlelight. Were they even open? It was lit by candles. No music. Like are they legit open on a Monday night at 1230? Or was he like Blake Anderson and Adam Devine are coming so we're going to turn the lights off,

but we're going to keep the door unlocked. They were, but they were definitely. I think it was like, no, no, I think it was... Last call. Yeah, I think they were like, we were going to close, but we kept it open a little bit longer. And I'm like, oh, I wish you would have given us the heads up before we traveled 180 blocks south. It was a, you know, it was a bit of an airball, but it happens. Happens to the best of us.

It does. There was no after-after party. Adam Sandler didn't tell us where to go after, so... Yeah, well, I think he probably just went home. He's a busy man. He's got a thing. Where do you think John Titoro went, man? Why didn't you ask you?

You know him and John Lovitz. I cornered John Lovitz for a minute. Oh, you did? I don't even know what I was rapping with John Lovitz about, but I was having a good time. I know exactly what you were rapping. Were we talking about something under wraps? Well, I know, I remember that. You didn't even bring that up?

No, no, no. No. You just had a meeting about this movie the other day with the creator of the original movie, and he was the star of that movie. Oh, yeah. No, it wasn't even about that. It wasn't even about that up. Oh, with me. No, no, no, no.

I'm a dude. No. No, it was more that our teacher in community. Yes, I thought you were talking about Blake. And I'm like, what movie, Blake? No, John Lovitz. I'm his son in a new movie. It's going to be really good.

That'd be sick. No, so our college professor was, like our acting teacher in college, Blake and I, was his good friend in college. And I thought they're a real friend. roommates, but John Lovitz was like, no, no, I never lived with him. We never lived together. That's good, Adam. That's a good impression. Thank you.

He stole his essence. But he was, he was great. He seems like he was a good guy. He opened up a comedy club and I was thinking people who open up comedy clubs if you're a comic are usually good people. Because you're like, yeah, you're giving back. Yeah, you're

kind of giving people a place to perform. Yeah, and pray on people. Absolutely. No, I was just saying, or you pray You're a psychopath and you... Yeah, yeah. It's one of the other. I can lock the doors from my phone. Apex Predator.

Yeah, it was... Loure? Oops, the Mant Lauer. He wrote the book. Who else was there? Any other super sightings? I'm trying to think. Oh, what's dude from the bear? Hella handsome guy? He was there with a hat on.

I don't even know if you saw... You mean the bear? Jeremy Allen White. Yeah, he was in the building. He's hella handsome? Yes. the hot bear dude he's not handsome

and by the way I think he might be sexy he might be sexy no dude and by the way he was hotter than you in a wool suit bitch yeah I mean he's hotter than me for sure but I'm not hot that's not what we're doing here Blake

I'm not hot you are hot bro and by the way he's 5 5 5 he's a miniature guy as long as we're doing heights Adam is out here with measuring tape we gotta be doing heights he was making

random celebrities stand back to back and he's like putting his arm his head over their hand over their heads and I said dude only I knew New York does it like this yeah I was saying that

while he's measuring dudes up we were definitely the most annoying people Kyle's like just leave just leave guys but so did you talk to Kyle at all or a little bit just a cool nod from across the room yeah towards the end of the night

I was able to talk talk with Kyle well of course he was very busy of course he was he was wrapped up yeah he he was having a glad hand all that long it was a whirlwind for that guy and after like i was tripping how tall saying he's flying high because uh i jerked off in front of him the other day right that's true yeah he's kind of flying high off that so Isaac asked me he was like did you hear and i go what and he goes wake up adam caught or Kyle caught adam jerking off and i was like i thought it was a bit was it a bit or was it not a bit i was intoxicated okay so he so you got caught

Okay, tubing. I'm going to come. No, no, I'm saying it was a bit, dude. It was a bit, dude. I mean, how much do we want to unpack this? Well, okay. I'm just all I'm saying is how funny of a bit it was. Kyle can't stop thinking about it.

It's so funny. He can't stop thinking about it, dude. He was flying high. I could tell on the green carpet on Happy Gilmore, too. No, so we had a group meeting, me, Durs, Blake, Kyle. And we're working together with our own intervention. An intervention. And a Zoom meeting.

And we're all in different places. We're going to zoom together. For whatever reason, it got put in my calendar a half hour earlier. So I'm there a half hour early. And I'm texting the guys being like, yo, where is everybody? And then they're like, hey, it's a half hour from now. Oh, what can I do in 30 minutes? What should I do?

30 minutes. Computer's open. stayed on the Zoom. You didn't turn off your camera. I didn't. I didn't know. I didn't know. For the bit, I didn't know.

And for the bit, what are we going up here? Right, right, right. Where we are? So for the bit, I'm, you know, you queue up the porn hub. And, and do you have to because I'm in South Carolina, then get a, um, verification. Express VPN. Gotcha. And say that I'm actually living in Brazil.

Yes, you do. Freakness. So then you get all that squared away. And for the bit. Is anything visible? And for the bit, I'm going to town. And for the bit... No, for the bit...

No, it's so tasteful. It's right out of frame. It was such a tasteful bit. It was such a tasteful bit. Perfectly executed. Beautiful, beautiful agony style. Somebody help me! Yes, you couldn't see anything, but the angle was like...

And then when you heard Kyle go... What's up, dude? We're just all chins. No, this is the other good part. He had headphones on. I had headphones. So he wasn't... listening to the audio of the Zoom.

He's literally in an episode of our podcast. He did what he said he does. Sorry, you were listening to the podcast while you were beating off? No, remember in the podcast, Adam claimed to be an audio porno guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're watching porno on a phone for the bit, and you have headphones

in? No, no, no, no. No, I'm watching it on the computer. Sure. Okay. For the bit. And I have it fully cranked up. And I just start to hear The bit. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's what I just said.

Why did I get taken on this walk where it was like, no, he had headphones on. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. I thought you had headphones on. I'm, I don't know why. That's hearsay. I mean, I, I, change the bit.

Yeah, that's why I'm saying, like, in his ear, he, I'm sorry. He hears Kyle laughing. Yes. So I start to hear, but it's like kind of faint because the, the website was turned up all the way. Well, that's fun. That's funnier for the bit. And so I'm just hearing it. And then it's very, very,

It's funnier for the bit. And then I reveal, I take off the, the website, and I reveal the Zoom, and Kyle's just sitting there like, oh, oh, my God. And then I go, I'm fucking joking, dude. I got you. Well, you, well, for the bit, you turn, you turn beat red, right? You like immediately. Well, watch this.

I can turn beat, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I could turn red, so. Beat immediately turned red. I turned red. I said, he's like, what are you doing? I go, I'm jerking off, dude, and I have to, I have to finish. Yes, points!

I'll talk to you later. Yeah. I'm joking with you. And then I exited out. And it was a perfect bit. Textbook. Yeah, really good. Yeah.

Still talking about it. It was a textbook perfect bit. So I'm glad I did it. Is it funnier if you pretended to finish while he was still on? I know. I mean, is that more textbook? That is pretty funny. There's a lot.

there's a lot of really there's a lot of really funny stuff you could have done with that I would say for this bit it was more realistic that I looked pretty embarrassed and I got off quickly yeah literally got off the Zoom quickly

and admittedly it took me a little longer for the bit to complete the mission that's what I was wondering because you know Kyle was in my head for the bit well that's what's funny so you went from the bit and then once the bit ended,

you finished the bit offline. Blake, that's the whole joke. I could have. You don't know what happened off. Right, right, right. Yeah. Well, I'm, yeah, I guess I'm not following. What else is doing?

I'm wondering how much of, like, when Kyle was there. I didn't know New York got down like that, dude. That's kind of wild. Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't in New York. But, uh, but, but yes, I'm stoked. I'm glad, like, after all these years of friendship, we're still discovering new bits with each other.

I hope I get to do that bit with you guys as well sometimes. It's a long walk. It was. And we were roommates for seven years. Seven years, me and Kyle. But it was pre-Zoom. But you know back in the day, if we were, if Zoom was around, that bit would have been done. To be.

I would have been. Dix out. Why did you look back? Adam looked back and leaned in and is like, I'm. Because my wife and mother-in-law right over here. Yeah. And they wouldn't get the bit. Because my wife and mother-in-law and child are 15 feet that way. Oh, they're part of the bit.

They don't understand this bit. No, sir, I don't like it. My wife's looking at me funny and like, tell me the bit. It's a bit much. It's a bit much. This bit is. Not for your ears. It's a bit much.

No, I told her about this bitch. She said, that's a disgusting bit. I wish you wouldn't do bits like that. And you said, sorry, I'm so funny. I said, sorry, sorry about it. This is how I pay them bills. That's it. Soie.

But I am back here in beautiful, Charleston. I mean, I'm very excited to be here. I love this place. I'm going to hang out with Dana McBride tonight. Let's see what we get into. Yeah, what's the game? What's the bit going to be? We're just going to go to a nice dinner.

What's your guys bit? Kungne. Almost no one does. We don't do those kind of bits, but I didn't live with the guy for seven years. No, if they do, they usually. get, like, fired from their job. I feel like Danny would promote you. Yeah.

Well, what I was about to say was I had a pretty... Yeah, he would. He'd give me a raise. I had a very important meeting. Like, after our meeting, I had another important-ass meeting. Did you move up a level at Scientology? If that bit...

Nice. Congrats, dude. Yeah. I could fly now or whatever. If that bit happened on that other meeting, that would have been a catastrophe. Even if you said it was a bit. That would have been a big movie. It was with a huge movie producer, a studio head, technically,

and a huge creator of some of the most influential movies in history, comedy movies. And I don't think that bit would have flown. Well, yeah. So I'm glad I know the audience. If he's a man of a certain age, I think it could have flown. Yeah, maybe. It's like, oh, I remember this bit from back in the day. We don't do this bid anymore, though.

Sorry, bud. Cancelled. What's up with you, Durs? Well, I was thinking last week when I was in Oregon, I totally fucking spaced on a crazy story. Okay. Okay. Hit us with it.

I like this. Hit us witty. I'll start with like a slow... I'll tee it up just so we understand the geography. I'm in a parking lot, right? I'm looking for a spot. Okay. I see a spot that has like...

It's on the end, but there's like trees right next. to it. So, so park next to that, my kids would be opening the door into the trees, right? So I go for another spot. Yep. I park. Kids get out. Wife gets out. They start walking towards the building. I go, ah, I forgot my phone back in the car. I walk back to the car. So you could quickly do a bit? Just going to do a quick real bit. I see someone pulling into the spot that I was like, I'm not going to pull in that spot. But they stopped early so they could let people out and then pull in. I go into my car.

I dip in. I grab my phone, put it in my pocket, skip the bit. And then I hear a woman. Is that a phone in your pocket? Screaming bloody murder at the top of her lungs over by that car. I run 20 feet over to the car. I'm looking. I hear the screaming on the other side and I can see people like panicking.

I run over there being like, Anders, you're about to fight here to save the day. A wild animal. Because I'm like out in the woods and like, I go, there's some sort of animal that has a woman and you have to go in there and fight it. Dude, dab it in the eyes. That would be so sick if you saved a woman from getting attacked by a badger or an owl or some shit. Oh, yeah, I'm a bitch.

I come around the car and here's what had happened. What had happened was. The guy driving. Let the people out so he could pull him the spot. What he didn't realize is that the person behind him was also getting out. So when the people on the other side got out, a woman had had one leg out of the car to step. And he started pulling into the spot. So he ran over her foot and ankle and had her pinned, had her leg pinned under the car totally broken.

Gotcha, bitch. And then she's like stuck in the bush? No, no, no. The bush is on the other side. She got out on the driver's side, but he didn't realize that was happening. So when he pulls over up to park, car goes over her foot and she's screaming. I look down. I see this leg under the tire.

She's going crazy to screaming. And the guy's driving like, what's going on? What's going on? Oh, my God. And I get that. I go, I go, you got to back up. What the fuck's going on, man? I'm trying to park.

Tires on her leg. You got a back. up. He's like forward or backwards. I was here first. I'm doing like this with both arms. I'm like back. At least two feet. Back up. Easy. Back up. A little back. He backs a little back slowly. The woman's

leg is like out. She's bawling crying. Like an adult woman. The like daughter or niece is like petting her. That's just white hot pain. There's some teenage dude. The doctor, the driver's a doctor. He gets out.

Oh, fuck. The teenage dude just like smoking a joint, like doing a kickflip real quick. It's like, DIRS? Is this for real? DIRS! What's up? Dude. TIEBUDdle. So, whatever. They're like, we're good. He's a doctor. I'm like, turn the car off.

Like, let's put the car in park. Turn it off. So no one, like, just let's solve that problem. No one runs over anything else. And then I'm like, do you guys want me to call 911? They're like, no, we're just going to take it to the ER. We got it from here. but like dude when you hear a person screaming like bloody murder your instincts kick into full gear of like

well I'm I you go back to caveman where you're like must be an animal gotta fight some beast out there protect the cave call to action well I'm glad I'm glad you're like that I feel like a lesser man yeah might have high-tailed oh yeah maybe duped out I've been a little scary scared scared pants yeah no I just was like full on go time bro time I like that, dude. Good for you, man. Well, that really sucks for that woman.

I hope her leg heals. Kind of sounds horrifying. I'm sorry, you had to see that. But so here's what's crazy. Do you see it in your dreams that night? Hey, so Blake, Blake is the type of guy that would run. For sure. He just exposed himself.

Blake would be like, la la la la la. I don't think I am. You guys saw me in San Jose. I helped the man. I helped that man on the street. So did I. Adam was like, it's getting late. You guys remember. That's true.

It was a call to action. I went to bed. Adam was hammered. He kept strolling. He kept it moving. So maybe you're that guy, pal. No, I was already in the hotel lobby and was like... When the guy got in the car accident and got out, I was like,

I was like, I'm going to call police. Blake's like, I'm going to bro down with this guy. This is my new homie. Yeah, bro. I was like, I didn't know San Jose got down like this. No, but Blazer, it was right up that alley. Probably not as like scary because I saw exactly what it was. It was just a leg.

It wasn't like. a dude laying on the ground who's like my chest and you're like are we watching a death? But it was funny because that all happens and I walk away. I'm like, okay, you're good, you're good. Okay, okay, okay. All right. And then I like go in and Emma's like, was it a restaurant?

No, it's like a pool, like a community pool kind of thing. Oh, of course. Okay, got to go get my swim emergency over here. Exactly. Yeah, you have to hit that up on vacation. And Emma's like, where were you? What are you doing? And I'm like, help you?

Um, I just saw some shit, man. I just heard the last thing you want to hear and saw a horrible thing. And she's like, what? And I go, just there now. And she didn't believe you? She's like, she was like, were you jacking off in the car? You were in the car doing a bit. Were you doing a bit?

Were you doing a bit in the car again? Yeah, it sounds like. You always say this. How many times did somebody going to. thrown over a lady's leg right next to you. This is bullshit. That's fucking nuts. Damn.

I like those things. Not that I want that to happen to anybody. Okay. But don't you wish... It does make you feel like you're alive. Well, I was saying I want more like... Not that I want this, but like tests of like... Character?

Character. And maybe those happen every day and I ignore them or whatever. Why don't you be a fireman or something? Well, that's too much. Yeah. then you're like, then you get paid for it. Then, by the way. Then that's cheating.

You have to do it. We call firemen heroes. Firemen are just our craziest friends. Come on. They're not heroes as much as there are the craziest guy you knew growing up who's like, dude, I fucking ran into a burning building today. And you go, that's crazy. And he goes, he goes, no, it's sick.

I don't know. I think it would be pretty fun. I know. You're the craziest person we know, Adam. Hello. You're jacking off for bits. Allegedly. You're a guy who likes to jump out of planes and, like, you push things to the limit so you can tap into that one time.

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They've got to have a little bit of the, of the Looney Tunes going. They have to. It's like people who work in like an ER, like they probably come from some bananas-ass family where they're like, this is actually normal to me. This is actually better than Thanksgiving. It's so interesting.

Dealing with these GSWs. Yeah, when people are just getting real, like if you're an emergency room doctor and you're just seeing the gnarliest shit all the time, but it's just like medical. I mean, even if you're just a butthole doctor, at some point it's just wild that you're numb to it. Did you? Blake, you didn't even have to go there.

You didn't even have to go there. Even if you're a butthole doctor, were you doubting yourself and you're like, No, I'm not, I'm saying no, because like all doctors. Yeah, I'm being too honest and real, maybe throwing a butthole reference to it here. Because I'm saying, if you're like a butthole doctor, you probably see the gnarliest, the gnarliest buttholes. And at some point, it's just like, you know, it's just like basically skin that looks like popcorn. I would argue there's not even that many gnarly buttholes. Oh, I beg to differ.

I beg you see some weird shit I bet you see some weird shit What are you seeing? I'm talking like it looks like a Like popcorn down there Well the buttholes that you see when you're doing When you're laying down And you have your computer on your chest

And you're doing a bit Those buttholes that you view During those bit times Those are the least scary buttholes Even though some are pretty scary But I'm asking is genuinely Because I know like a dick and a Coochee can get some corroded ass shit.

But does the butthole also get this? And I'm glad I went down this path. Yeah, dude. You've never Googled like butthole medical butthole pictures. They're gnarly, dude. No. What do you mean? Why would you?

No, Blake. That's not something I've ever done. Why would you? Like, why would you? Blake, why would you? I don't know. I felt like bundholes were like the self-healing. Like, I thought buttholes took care of themselves.

How does anybody do a bit? Oh, is this for a bit? No, sometimes they go haywire and, you know, you've got to go to the doctor and check. We've all heard of a pink sock, okay? Sure, sure, of course. But after five pink socks, you're numb to it. You don't, that's not a big deal for a butthole doctor. So besides a pink sock, what are we seeing here?

I guess it's just pink socks. It's just crazy to know you can get used to pink socks. But then I would say maybe there's different colors of the pink. Maybe there's like a greenish. white flaky sock. Oh yeah. And what is that? That's bad. I don't know. I think maybe you have, it's got a cold. It's caught a cold. Are we making this up? Yeah.

It's your butt holes. It's science. Distended asshole that's also coughing. Flemmy. Yeah. But emergency doctors. The body is a true mystery. But. Yeah. I don't know if doctors in the ER see something worse than pink sock every day. Pink socks? I don't know. Well, not every day. But I think you do see.

some like gnarly stuff like just with my accident my legs were fully degloved and everything was like pancake smashed so it was a fucking mess what is de-gloved for blake that's what happened to that girl in the parking lot de-gloves means skin gone

skin gone oh like ripped off like you take a glove loose butthole that is harsh yeah so I'm assuming they see stuff like that kind of often because that's what road rash is I wish instead of de-gloved loved after you, they changed it to Devine. Oh.

They were like, wow. Oh, I like that. I like that, too. Let's give this kid a little something. Put a little stank on it. Yeah. Why didn't they give me anything? I wish after they saw me five times, they would change pink socks to just getting blaked.

Uh-huh. Yeah. And why did you have to make it about you, Blake? Same joke. Yeah, we're kind of talking about something serious with Adam. I'm at just for last comedy festival. I'm out here firing, brother. I'm working on my fucking my act right now.

Yeah, you're type five. So thanks for bringing me back to reality because in Montreal, Blake has a loose five. I'm the funniest bro in Montreal. Loose butthole. Loose butthole. Goddamn.

But yeah, this is, isn't that like the Marines are like, they're crazy people, right? And then we point them in a direction and they're totally useful. Yeah, you give them some purpose. Yeah. I think that's fair. Yeah. And I think most of them would agree.

with that, that they're kind of lunatics. Yeah. In a good way. In a good way. And that's great. We send them to the front of the battle line and we go, hey man, you're the best at that. Be a lunatic for America. Or just be a UFC fighter now. You'd probably make more money.

Yeah. There's that too. There is that too. Nice, Blake. Wait. I mean, I can't do anything right here today. No, you're doing great. And it was very fun. I was shitting on you taking us to the world's world. The world. world's worst bar, you know, and an hour round trip to get back to my hotel.

But I had a great time that night. That was a really good time. Also partied with our boy Franz from Turnstile. What's Franz's his last name? Do you know? I don't know. Sick name. Frons Lions.

I only know because I put him on as my official guest. I was really hyped. He rolled with me. He's the man. I love it. You've known him for how many years? I don't know my friend's last names. Most people I only know.

Oh, by like, like, well, I know your guys is. That's my point. That's because I was on a show with you guys. Otherwise, I just... Oh, you saw the call sheet. Yeah, dude. Otherwise, I'd probably just call you by your fucking Instagram handle. Or our character names.

Yeah. I did have multiple... That's your real name? Holy shit. You know the actor, Shane West? The Batman? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

We've covered this. Yeah. He thought my name was actually Andy Bowvine. Yeah. For years. And he introduced. He introduced me to somebody. He's like, hey, yeah, this is my buddy Andy Bovine.

I'm like, what? Hilarious. He's doing a bit. And he's like, yeah. No. And he thought my name, Adam Devine, was my stage name. This is Jers, 808. This is Jers 808. 808.

808. And the uncle Blazer. Hello, how are you? The uncle Blazer. Montreal is very own. Wait, so what are you doing with your downtime in Montreal? Doing bits? Smoking meats, baby.

You're no, you're not. Smoked meats. Yeah, I was smoking. I'm going to get as much smoked smoked meats and putteen as possible. Blake, permission to say more than two words. I'm doing all the things everybody told me to do out here. We got ten more minutes or so.

Bro, Montreal is known for their smoked meats. It's like basically like a fucking, yes, dude. Like a barbecue? And what is a smoked meat as opposed to barbecue? No, it's basically like a pastrami sandwich or a corned beef sandwich. Those are smoked meats? I didn't know that. They are out.

here at least and then there are putines off the chain well putteen is disgusting no no no no no it is you're wrong you're wrong poutine does not check the boxes i imagined it would for me as a really real glutton yeah you guys are off that i think it's off the net was never on it was no it's i always found it foul i beg to differ i think it's a delicious treat but i don't know maybe i'm just a canadian boy but you're not you i remember you getting very mad in the work of hulk's writer Famously. And you kept famously. I did.

And do you remember how mad you would get? And then you would say like Canada, they've got, they've got no history. They've got no history. And we're like, no, they have, what do you mean, Blake? They have the same amount of history as we do. Yeah. I'm pissed now. I was an ignorant American.

Surprise, surprise. I didn't know. I had yet to cross the northern border and really spend time in Canada. But now I can officially say that Canada. kicks motherfucking ass. I'm a big fan. Now I've been to Montreal. I've been to Calgary. I've been to Edmonton. I've been to Vancouver. I've been all over this place and I am loving every stop.

So shout out to my Canadians. I'm a big fan. So can you believe that Canada does it like this? I would. Because you couldn't believe that New York did it like this. I cannot believe Canada does it like this. It's crazy. And Montreal is a completely different place from Vancouver. Surprise, surprise.

But they all bring something really cool to the table. So smoked meats? So smoked meats? Smoked meats. The food. The comedy, of course, out here, the whole scene's pretty cool. I think Adam Ray's going to be here tomorrow night. Who's going to be on the cruise, so I'm happy to bro down with him.

Have you guys out there bought your tickets to the cruise? It's going to be insane. Get on the ship. Get on the ship. And if I knew much more about it, I would be talking about it. Guess who else was at the first? Premier. Sam Jay. Sam J's on the cruise.

On the cruise. My boy, Nick Swarton, on the cruise. Yes. Bobby Lee on the cruise. Also has an appearance in Happy Gilmore Sport. You literally. You guys can teach me geography here. We're flying out of

Tampa Bay. Is that right? Tampa Bay. And by flying you mean cruising. A cruise flight. A cruise flight. Fort Lauderdale. or Tampa Bay.

Isaac, feel free to chime in at any fucking moment. Tampa, says Todd. We're leaving Tampa Bay. Tampa Pro's, baby. And we're going to where in Mexico?

Casumel. And so I can't even see how that lines up. But I guess are we crossing the Gulf of America here? Oh, probably. Oh, yeah, probably. Is that going to be your guys

first time on the Gulf of America? Yeah, we're in the Gulf of America. Yeah, it'll be my first time in the Gulf of America. Donke! That's going to be cool. I've been on the Gulf of Mexico a dozen or so times, but the Gulf of America,

maybe my first time. It hits different, dude. It hits way different now. Maps. I'm just like, where is this? My geography of the world is very bad. I don't know how you can go from Florida to Mexico. You go down.

I always thought Kazumel was like south of L.A. I think you'd go down and to the right. So southwest? Oh, yeah, look at that. It's right there. Mexico is big. Well, they're getting us a little breakdown here as like what we're doing. And by the way, we're going to be so drunk for four days.

This is going to be. He's the best. Unbelievable. Yeah, it's going to be a trowdown. It's going to be unreal. It's going to be a true throwdown. Very excited. Very, very excited.

Yes, I can't wait. to see the homies that pull-up. Yes, we got Bobby Lee. We got Adam Ray. We got Nick, Nicholas. Nicholas Swarton. We got Sam Jay. We got Annie Leatherman, who's very funny.

Beth Stelling, very funny. The homie, Brooks. She was at the premiere. She was, too. The homie Brooks, Wheeling and Dealing. Weirland and Dealing. I've been saying it for years. Wheeling and Dealing.

Brooks is so funny. He used to open for me, and he was so good. I was like, oh, fuck, I got to really bring it tonight. Brooks is opening for me, you know? Like sometimes if Eric Griffin were opening, I'd be like, I could phone this one in. Well, he'll be there. And he's going to be on the cruise. Speaking of the devil.

He's on the cruise. Shut up, bitch. Catherine Blanford, very funny. She's going to be on the cruise. The homie Brent Morin. Oh, yeah. Wildly funny guy. You know.

All the cruise. Josh Adam Myers, hilarious. Hello. Rocks to be on the cruise with the goddamn comedy jam. The Action Boys podcast are good friends. John Gabris and Ben Rogers and Ryan Stanger

Great dude Going to be on the cruise Mark Riblee Oh yeah That's a Franks handy name Mark Riblee Is DJing Which is going to be

Unbelievable Flashback hard attack Is bringing the heat Oh yeah God damn God damn Which by the way We all need to

Choose a song Tell a story And then perform We're performing live We're doing it live Okay, fair enough. We'll do it in live. And by the way, Creed is here in Charleston tomorrow night.

I'm like, yo. You got to pull up. You got to go. That's Mando. That's Mando. Mando, the full body deodorant. Shut up and dance. And we're having a headphone dance party.

We shut up and dance. I don't know exactly what that is, but I think I like it. Hunter de Blanc will be there. And our boy, Atiba and Acoe Jefferson, aka the blackouts. Yes. going to be there, lie. Yes. And where are you reading always?

With the link that they sent, and then I just clicked on the appropriate link. So, yeah. Isaac sends it to us every day saying, promote it. Yeah. Promote. But his email is probably blocked for you, Ders. I'm taking more of like a I'm a guest on it approach, where I'm like, I don't want to know. I just want to show up, see what happens.

Yeah, you are doing that. Yeah, they don't like that. Oh, Isaac saying Creed wants to meet you in the chat, dude. Their tour manager requested you. I like it. So we're on the Norwegian Jewel and the photos look... My nickname in my name is amazing. Amazing. The photos look incredible.

God, we're going to have so much fun. Yes, points! It's going to be so silly. It's going to be a blast. It's going to be so silly. It's going to be very silly. And I cannot wait to party with all the fans. We're going to really make some lifeline friends here.

I know it. A lot of chug-offs for Adam. My God, I got to prepare. I feel like I'm not as good at drinking anymore. Yeah, we're going to have to train. And I'm going to race anybody. I'll race anybody in the pool. Oh, shit.

I'll race anybody. Okay. I'll be there for that. Dude, D'R's just such a fast swimmer. I do not see him. I don't see him losing it. He could give head starts and still beat your head. Push a 28 and the 50 meters the other day.

I'm just saying bring it on. Still got something. I don't even bought hot. Yeah, those are just. Those are just numbers. These, the sweets look unreal. They look very nice. I'm like, are these?

They call them sweets for a reason. And the casino looks actually way big. When I did the Weezer Cruise, this, the casino looks much more large and in charge. We should have called it the bigger than Weezer Cruise. Yeah, we still got you. We still can. Yeah, anything's possible. Any takebacks, any epic slams, any giveaways?

You know, I feel like that. There's a couple of things to still touch upon. First off, we got to say, congrats Kyle Newcheck. Happy Gilmore, too, was awesome. Yes, it was great. The movie was great. By the time this pot is out, it will be up on Netflix.

Please. Spoilers. You would have already seen it. Please support that traitor, Kyle. If you're not, if you haven't seen it yet and you listen to this, please support it. Freakly see you. Yeah, we want to run those numbers up, and it's good, dude.

The movie's very funny. Siri just. suddenly wanted to have a conversation with me. She's like, let me find that for you. You like movies? Just watch, watch the movie. Let me turn porn hub for you. Yes. I think if you mentioned Kyle Neuichek, phones start listening just because, as we know,

since the pandemic, he's been going down some rabbit holes. Yep, that's right. Q and on. Yeah. He is Q. He is Q. He is R. Alex Jones. You know, he's Q.

But Kyle did a great job, man. I was tripping out just watching it, like, the fact. I really, really did a great job. I saw Happy Gilmore in the theater as a kid, and it was such an impactful movie, and then they really just, as a happy Gilmore fan, I felt very, very satisfied. Yes, very nostalgic.

Your face, like, hurts from smiling. And, yeah, and I mean, my God, the amount of people, little cameos that they had in the movie are unreal, and it's also unreal that he couldn't get his three best buds. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's very weird.

either here nor there. It's not here. It's not there. It's nowhere. It's totally fine. We could have done some really funny butthole stuff, but I guess not. Oh, hey. I guess not. Next time. And I guess the other thing I just wanted to touch

upon quickly is a big... Blake, do you want, we can go. Adam, do you want... Just a big, big RIP to the Oz Man. Ozzy Osbourne, dude. That hit me in the... I heard in the airport and I like, I did get a little emotional. I felt like my rock grandpa passed away. I was like

Well, you know what was crazy is I ran into him at a doctor's office where I think our doctors were in the same building. They were like, this is where the people were going to die go. And he looked for real. He looked in rough shape. And I was like, oh no, Ozzy's like

knocking on death store. He looked like that. 76 he was? Yeah. For a rock star? Hey man. Yeah, not bad. Not bad. Yeah. He went hard. And it seemed like he's been in rough shape for 20 years. But this is the whole thing is that like during the show, he was on medications that made him that way. Then he got off the medications and was like, oh, like the ticks and all that are gone.

And then he became elderly, right? So there was a window where he was back to normal. Oh, good. Well, good. I wish they would have gotten him off those medications before they brought cameras in his living room and shit. But that was what the show was. It did make him very funny. It did make him very funny.

Sure, sure. But I feel like maybe for him that would have been a better thing. So he could have communicated a little bit. But that's what was cool. I don't even feel that tarnished his legacy. Like he came off so like. He just was the man. Lovable.

Yeah. Ozzy was the fucking got to be like the number one coolest rock star of all time. But then they just did that like concert, the last Black Sabbath concert or whatever. Right. And I didn't see it. I only saw some photos. and I saw he couldn't stand, but he was sitting. And I was like, oh, he must be back.

Like, he must be doing really well. Like, I just saw him about a year ago, and he didn't seem like he was doing well. And then suddenly he did the, like, last show, I was like, oh, he has to be doing really well. But then I saw an interview with him, and he was saying, like, he said, I'm dying. And he was like, there's no getting around it.

I am dying. And I wanted to do this last show to say, I'm still here. And it was really cool. So, yeah, shout out to the house, man. Shout out to Malcolm Jamal Warner. That too, man. We got some heavy hitters.

That one hit me harder because I'm just like, A, he drowned. Yeah, that's a fucking... Is that what happened? Yeah. I don't know if he was on vacation or whatever, but he was in Costa Rica, I think, and he drowned at the beach. Really tragic. That's just like, fuck.

And he's like only 55. Yeah, I know. I mean, he's basically... Like, I thought he was like... 65. You know what I mean? I'm like, oh, he's like older, Cosby. Like, anyway. Yeah. What a weird. This is life, by the way. I'm starting to realize. At this age, it's like, that's life. Your heroes will constantly be dying. And you just, you go, all right. Well, fuck. Thank you.

Yeah. And I don't think we gave either of those guys flowers. Yeah. Which is John Totoro still in the building. Yeah. John Tritur is still here. We're not giving him flowers. We are not giving him flowers. No flowers for us. No flowers given. Never would. to anybody ever again. I love you guys. And just so you know, if I ever direct a gigantic movie where I'm already doing a ton of cameos, I would put you guys in the movie.

Thanks, man. I want you guys to know that. Thank you. And I appreciate that. Thank you so much. I love and respect you guys. And I think you're talented. Freaking see you.

Yeah. That's really nice. We would help it. Yeah. Thanks, sir. I believe you would. It would make sense. It sure would.

It sure would. would, and I think people would like it. I'm sure. It would be a cool nod. It would bring us closer together. It sure would. It wouldn't push us away. Yeah.

And if I left the podcast to go do this project and then, uh, and then I would for sure then for you guys a bone by putting you in the board. Uh, hey, and Adam, if you didn't, Adam, I wouldn't fly across the country to go to the premiere. Fair enough. makes sense.

That's what happened. If you did, if you did, then I'm there. I'm there, baby. I'm 100% in your corner supporting you as long as you put me in the movie. There's budget. I'm budgeted for like wardrobe for the night. I can get like a red carpet, you know, set up, a little hair gel. We're good to go.

I was, I was pretty pumped that a few of us flew our asses out there and represented for our boy. So good on us. Yeah, but also. I was already in Charleston. It's like an hour long flight. I had to go to Montreal. You were on the way to Montreal anyway.

Well, stars aligned. Stars aligned. Yeah. And you're two bright shining stars. Thank you so much. And that's another episode of... This is important. Do you love him?

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