This Is Important - Ep 260: Butt Plugging With The Bulls

Episode Date: August 12, 2025

Today, this is what's important: Tsunamis, Hawaii, WWJD, Lance Armstrong, enhancements, adventures with the boys, & more. Click here for more information about the This Is Important Cruise.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome to This Is Important, a production of IHeart Radio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important. Today on This Is Important. When you pull your whole hand grenade balls and dick through the fucking circle of the Livestrong band and go into the Amazon jungle wearing meat diapers in the Amazon? Let me get a little piece of that, mate. Let's go! We! Oh, my God, we're so good to be back.

We're back. We're back. How are you guys? I've been too long. Let's never go this long again. Have you been, Adam? How you been, dude? Pretty good, dude.

In fact, you know what? Thank you for asking because mentally I've been all over the place. What else is? Because a few weeks ago, there was a tsunami that almost hit my home. Right. You guys remember this? The old Russian 8.4 earthquake that hit? Yes.

Did you even see any of this, Blake? Or you seem like you're not remembering it. I thought it was 8.7, but 8.4, maybe, yeah. I don't know if we're talking about different earthquakes. I heard about an 8.7 off the coast of Russia. That was pretty. Yes. So anyways, that was the first night that we got back from our vacation to Charleston, beautiful Charleston, South Carolina.

And we just get back. And it was, you know, I'm flying across the country with a toddler. It's exhausting, dude. It's a lot. So we're pretty worked. And then all of a sudden, we're getting alerts on our phones. People, in fact, I wish I could, I wish I would have looked it up. Someone from TIA Nation reached out, DM to me and say, hey, I know through TIA you live by the beach.

Just so you know, this isn't very widely publicized right now, but there's a tsunami coming your way. And I'm like, what the fuck? And then I look it up. And all of a sudden, within minutes after getting that DM, I was getting text from people, people being like, are you going to be okay? Good looking out. And my neighbors are texting me going like, are you guys going to get off the peninsula? Like,

what's going on? Right. Because we would be fully fucked right here. Yeah. Yes. If any sort of sea change with you guys, it would be bad. Catostrophic. It would be bad. Blake, smart points. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. He's getting smart

points for sea change. I don't know if you used the word sea change. Yeah. It's a Beck, Albert. Because it is a Beck album, but I don't think people use the term C change for an actual change in the C any longer. Well, you know what? Yes, points. Smart points to me.

I like that points are now delegated to people who use their brain a little bit. Say a smart, yes. Articulate themselves. Say something sort of smart a little bit. Our fans will check us and be like, that actually isn't a sea change. see changes merely tides like you're acting like an idiot yeah yeah you're fucking moron but the tsunami i feel like it kind of was like california but then it started to be like it's only alaska or hawaii may be in danger correct yeah but then i guess hawaii didn't have much or any real damage i guess it wasn't bad

which pretty unbelievable it seems like it was right in the line of fire but uh yeah so thank goodness. Thank you, God. But it was a weird thing where it was going to hit Orange County at 1.10 p.m. or a.m. So in the middle of the morning, in the middle of a night, right? So. Right. I'm trying to follow.

However you want to say it, we're listening. Go ahead. It was going to hit somewhere at some time. Sure. Yeah. You're absorbing information at. I get it's chaos. It's chaos. And I haven't slept much.

And I had an infant and it was just a lot. And I'm like, man, I'm going to have to get up in the middle of the night and check to see like where this is. Like, are we going to have to evacuate? And then I woke up at 11.30 and was like, okay, I had just gone to bed. AM or PM? I went to bed at like 10.30. Woke up like an hour later. I was like, I should check.

I checked. It didn't hit Hawaii. And I was like, well, I got, now I have to get. And I was like, now I'm going to have to wake up at like 1.10 to see if it's going to hit my neck of the woods and then just fully didn't. Oh, God. And woke up up and I'm like, I woke up at like 3 a.m. And I was looking out the window. I'm like, yeah, I guess we're not in the bay.

So we're not floating in the ocean. Right. You aren't floating. It's cool. It's cool to know you were the first line of defense and you slept through the alarm. Oh, boy. Whoopsie. Who was this guy in T.I.I. Nation.

Yeah. Can we shout him out? Is it Trump? I should look. It wasn't Donald J. Trump. Is it Trump Jr.? Is it a Rando Coast Guard? No. How did they know?

Meteorologists? It was just a dude. Okay. Just a straight-up barrage? It was just a dude. I'm looking for him. I'm not seeing him. I'm a dude.

All right, moving on. Fair enough. And you're good? Well, hey, I'm glad that, as far as I know, today, nobody got worked by a tsunami, right? Everybody's pretty good. And how's Russia? I'm essentially on vacay. I don't really know what's going on.

Is Russia good? I think Russia got hit, but they're reporting no deaths. So that's great. That's a huge earthquake, by the way. That's huge. Is it super far north? You know how, like, Canada goes all the way up to? the Arctic Circle and ship, but nobody's there.

It goes way up there. You still call it Canada? So, like, is it Russia, but, like, Siberian-type shit? Like, it's just tigers. It's just tigers freaking out? I didn't get that deep in the woods. I mostly looked at, like, when he was going to hit my beach, and then, uh, and then slough through that time.

Yeah. Yeah. And then hit the snooze, but. Nice. All right. We're good. Yeah, I'm, I'm, you know, I'm Googling a, a map of Russia. right now, and it does go way up there.

Holy shit. Adam, you know what I would have loved if you were like, hey, honey, like tsunami warning, don't sweat it, I'm going to get up, I'll take care of it, and then you woke up to her, you woke up at 3 a.m. to her with the bags packed kid in the stroller going, we have to leave, you slept through it. Yeah, I told you, dude. Yeah, no, let me just get my sweatpants on. No, I wasn't sleeping.

No, I was just resting my eyes. We're good. I didn't want to wake you because you were sleeping really through. And if Chloe and I, you know, that's so funny, durs. And I wish Chloe was a little funnier because that would have been... I'm not saying she's doing it as a prank. No, no, no, no. That would have been a really good.

She's doing it to, like, take care of business. But it would have been an elite level prank and a true gotcha moment. It would have ruined our kids night of sleep. And, like, also her night. A true gotcha. Worth it, though. But worth it. Worth it?

She would have been Josh in the heck out of you. I would have got straight Josh, dude. You would have been straight up Josh. This is Josh Devine. That would have been a way-oh. That would have been a true way-oh. Yeah, but it was wild how people were not fazed by it at all. Like, it wasn't even a watch.

It was an advisory. And the advisory, tsunami advisory, it says get off the beaches and if that's where you live you're like okay I think we're starting to get that

these little these little advisories are for those are for bitches bro we stick around yeah that's what I'm yeah I'm starting to realize that I used to believe

in our government I'm starting to think that now they Hulkie dokey it's not real it's for big hotels they want me to go up the hill rent a hotel

boosted the Marriott's numbers. It's big hospitality. Yeah. That whole earthquake was brought on by Hilton. Hilton. That was Paris Hillen.

We're sorry you're not allowed to use your Bonvoy points during an emergency. Don't worry. But remember when Hawaii had that warning where it was like everyone's phone went off and it was like missiles are coming.

And people were like, that was dope. That was so tight. Well, I don't remember this. What was this? This was four years ago. Literally everybody's phone got like a text where it's like, oh shit, like missiles are about to hit Hawaii. Everyone in Hawaii or everyone. Yeah.

I feel like I got it too. Oh, Jesus Christ. We were telling a probably mostly correct story and then you come and be like, no, I got two. I got two. Oh, my God. Well, I'm registered. It wasn't missiles. It was going to be raining whales.

I'm registered. I'm a Hawaiian citizen. So that makes sense for me. No, you're not. As much as you are in Iowa citizen. Turtle Bay. I'm a Turtle Bay boy, okay? Just because you went to visit me.

I went once and now I get the alerts. Hey, you guys got to go back. They did a little makeover at Turtle Bay and it's looking good. I hear it's fantastic. I really want to go. It's hot, on, on, on. We shot Mike and Dave meeting dates. I love Hawaii.

It's such a great place. We shot Mike and Dave need wedding dates. Hot sake. At Turtle Bay Resort on the North Shore of Oahu, and it's stunning up there. Yes, sir. And then we, that same year, shot Adam Devine's house party, Hawaii. Get them. At Turtle Bay.

And it was fucking sick. It was like so nice to go back to the place that I had shot just six months prior because I knew all the bartenders. I knew mostly the bartenders. Who else? I know. I knew the ER doctors. The bartenders. I was intoxicated.

A few waiters, waiters and waitresses. The dude who fucking runs the ATVs. I actually did know him. Yeah, of course, of course. Yeah, so I knew everyone. It was really, really fun. I love that place. But they did a remodel right now.

It's like a Rich Carlton or Four Seasons or something. It's something and it's... Do we like that? I went when we... I finished. season one of Monarch and we wrapped

in Hawaii and so the family came out and met me and we spent a few days at Turtle Bay and it was a banger and so they give you you know how you get

like the little wristband instead of like a key to your room Oh I never had that whatever they give you that now Wow they give you like a little rubber wristband so you can go in the pool

just have it on scan drinks whatever get back in your room That's brilliant and so you'll see kids rocking them when they get back from their vacation Oh, it's a little status symbol. And whenever I see a kid wearing one, I'll be like, Hello!

Turtle Bay. What's up, a little player? Mom, Dad! Yeah, you're always whispering names of hotels to little kids. Help! Mom, dad. How old are you? This strange man knows where I slept the other night.

You've got three more years to get your breasts reduced. Redusted. Turtle Bay, huh? What hotel number were you? Turtle Bay. I think I know what hotel number. No, but kids love to, like, rock them. to be like, I got a new bracelet.

Yeah, that's a little, I mean, a little status symbol. Hello. That's cool. I remember I used to rock a, what would Jesus do bracelet in like the sixth grade or something? Wake up! I was never particularly religious. My family's not super religious. Thank you, God.

What was the deal with that? Did you guys wear one? Why are you asking us you wore us? Did you guys? You're saying. the what would Jesus do movement yeah i think this i love to get into this i don't have did you wear one blake i remember i remember i remember being uh pure pressured into thinking maybe i should i i definitely never actually rocked a what would jesus do bracelet i think my approach to it was

maybe trying to find the joke in it and what oh my god my ears came over the comedian and what like else you could get besides the Jesus thing I never did subscribe You never cracked the code of what else you could get besides Jesus Yeah what were you trying to do in the 6th grade You were trying to crack the code

What is that even? He was trying to find the bit What does that even mean? What's the bit? Like the bit of it Like you know WWWJD or something Yeah

WWWD What would DX do or something like that Like freaking suck it Like, I wanted something besides rocking, what would Jesus? Yeah, you're right, you're right. I don't know. I don't know why I did it. I was being a follower.

I was being a follower in Christ. Who are you following? Follow of Christ? There's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with that. It's never too late to follow Christ, y'all. And that, please. Did you guys?

The Lance Armstrong ones? I didn't wear this. I didn't wear that one. Yeah, that was my next bracelet. I remember my homie's mom came to visit and she was like, the first person I'd ever seen with the Lance Armstrong bracelets and she was just like tossing them out to us. She was like, put them on.

They're about representing cancer. And then maybe a week later, I saw Lance Armstrong on a talk show being like, I've got these new bracelets. And I was like, how's my homie's mom ahead of the cool curve? So plugged in. And then everybody wore them. Yeah, I had a Livestrong bracelet that my stepmom gave me.

And I don't know how she was so ahead of the curve. Like, maybe it infiltrated through the mother. mother network well what's what's going on with like do we need a bracelet to to sell some more tickets to the cruise here yeah it's sounding like bracelets i mean last week we had five left there's only four left you guys yeah so get on it people don't wait till it's too late don't wait don't be left behind don't miss the boat maybe we should have bracelets maybe they do have bracelets we don't know yeah they might have that on the norwegian cruise Yeah, the Norwegian Queen jewel or whatever it's called.

I feel like that's an easy piece of merch to make. Did you rock a, you seem like the guy who would have rocked at Durs. Did you have a live strong bracelet? I think I wore it until everyone had them and I go, okay, well, I can't. Ruined it. Ruined it for Ders. I'm pissed now. I got to snip it.

Yeah. Now he doesn't support cancer research. It's over. It's actually kind of a good, running it back now is actually. kind of the sickest thing right yeah sick good that's a cool word to use around cancer oh that's so sick yeah i want to get a what would jesus do bracelet on one arm and i mean that's sick and they live strong on the other that's hard that's sick absolutely you just wear it as a cock ring you put it behind your balls oh oh oh no you don't sorry i was on a call i was on a call i was explaining something to

somebody I was on a call. What do you guys say? What are you guys talking about? Oh, Gabba Goo. So you're saying you pull your whole hand grenade balls and dick through the fucking circle of the Livestrong band. I was on a call. No, I took a call real quick. Damn.

How much do you think it cost to buy a Livestrong bracelet? There's got to be a cock ring called Fuck Strong that's like a yellow. Come on. There's got to be. There's got to be. Do you think they have retained their value or? or those bands drop, because, like, what's his name?

Retain their value. He sucks, right? Lipsstrong, bro. Like, nobody fuck with him anymore. I fuck with him. Yeah, what do you mean? I don't care. He's the man.

He got busted, didn't he? They all dope. He got busted. Blake, you're so, you're so ready to write people off. You're so naive. Jesus Christ. I'm also trying to give a little good radio. Jesus Christ.

I'm not, you know, I don't, you know, I don't. I do not sit in judgment. The Lord will judge. you at the pearly gays all right i do not judge my fellow man but i will say right now i thought it was true that he was kind of like a scumbag broer what did he do what did he do wrong he's a total asshole okay a competitive psychopath okay nothing wrong with that seems awesome that's why he was the best yeah seems awesome but the whole thing was that he was doing steroids while competing in the i think he was blood doping which is what a lot of cyclists do they like him a break

They do X, Y, Z, and then they, like, store, they draw that blood out, and then they inject that blood, like, the highly oxygenated oxygenated blood, the highly oxygenated blood back into their blood stream, and then they're, like, turbocharged. It's science. I could be wrong. I think that's what blood doping is. But, like, I feel like even the fact that me being like, oh, he sucks or whatever, that takes away from the fact that what the. Livestrong thing was, was all in support of, like, cancer, right? Yeah, and he had cancer. He still bounced back and did all these things.

Yeah, I'm sorry that I'm sullying it. And apparently in cycling at that, in that era, it was fucking rampant. That doesn't make it, he was being dishonest. He was telling everyone he wasn't doing anything. Sure. Yeah, so he was saying he wasn't doing it. It's the same with the liver king guy, but it, but the differences is he was actually Lance Armstrong was winning.

He was winning, duh. That's the only difference, right, Adam? Yeah, that's it. That's the only difference is he was winning, duh. It's a bagel. Yeah, he's essentially the liver king, but I don't know, worse? Who has more followers on Instagram? Now, he was better.

Liver king or landsonger. He admitted that he used EPO, human growth hormone, and diuretics. Diuretics. Diuretics. Diuretics. That's a Scientology book. And now he had blood doped as well as. has falsifying documents saying he passed drug to us.

So, yeah, he's pulling some fugazi. All right. Well, he was cheating a little bit. Yeah, but also, who gives a shit? Yeah, let him go. Ah, come on. Why is this taking so long? This thing is ancient.

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Do you remember caring about cycling? Dude, my homie's a coach on it. We talked about this? I don't think we've gone fully in. We probably have. Yeah, let's re-dip. Let's re-dip. My homie, Brett Hawk, is the swim coach of all the enhanced game swimmers.

And he just coach this dude and do a little. a world record. What is his name, Brett Hawk? Yeah, he's an Australian. He swam for Auburn back in the day. I love it. And is he all jacked and juicy? He's pretty jacked, actually, yeah.

Yeah. From steroids? I don't know. You've got to ask him. Okay. But if he's in the end, if he's coaching enhanced games, I'm sure he's like, hey, let me get a little piece of that, mate. If I can, let me get a little taste.

Also, the whole thing about the reason steroids are bad, right, is because they leave after you are done with them they leave your body in very bad shape right that's why we're not fucking with steroids you're strong while you take them but it has really bad effects on your body as soon as you quit we know that from the 80s in 2025 right right right right I don't know the whole the whole stance of the enhanced games is that the science is in if we do this correctly we can increase the potential of the human body so they're trying to do it under like guidance right it's science but as we've discovered in the last few years doctors actually don't know anything right of course pouchy question everything uh

question everything but it's sick a dude got the world record yeah no that's i mean it's so fucking cool i love it and if you want to do that go go for and i and i think it's it's you want a million dollars people don't win a million dollars in swimming no yeah that's dope that's That's cool. Yeah, so how do you stand on it? Do you think that his world record should stand or do you think? Well, it's not legit, but it's not a legit world record. It's an asterisk.

A little bit. This is what they say. It's the fastest swim ever, right? It's just a 50-free. It's the fastest swim ever. It's not a world record, but it's the fastest swim ever. 53. Is that the shortest? Yeah, it's just, it's a 50-meter pole.

It's just across. I wonder if I could even make it. Okay. Just a swim across a pool. Just a 50 free, dude. If I could physically make it across. I think we're just talking about swimming from one end of the pool to the other,

not even coming back. It's just getting. Just all the way there, I think you got. But this would be, we need this on NBC. How about this? Wait, wait, you could do 50 meters. There's a pool, there's a pool outside Vancouver. I'm not the strongest swim.

I'm not. a brick, but I... I understand. Okay. Yeah. But there's a pool outside Vancouver in Kitsilano. Oh, we love Kitsalano. Great bridge.

That I think is 150 meters long, something like that. 150 meters. It's super long. Get the fuck on here. It's like a community pool and down the middle there's these two lanes. It's kind of a famous pool. You need another four inches. I would love to see you cross that.

That's far. But would you save my life? Yeah, I'd be right with you, probably. Okay. Okay. And would you be able to swim as slow as I would be swimming? Oh, yeah. Would that cause you to drown?

Yeah, that'd be interesting if I drowned trying to swim slowly. I mean, it reminds me of when we had a Reacher on workaholics and I had to race him because he was my former, like, teammate or whatever. And I had to race. Torpe. Yeah, and I had to race him. And I had to go slow. Oh, Ders versus Reef. Richard Enders is claiming he bodied Richard.

Yep. I remember this. Well, this is Alan Riches-Ritchson, right? Not Richardson, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ritson. This is hot tea. He now put on, I mean, has to be doing steroids because he put on 240 pounds of muscle. Allegedly.

Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. He said he's on testosterone. Yeah. Okay, that's fine. That checks out. He's come out and said that. Yeah, he's liver king. Because he's like, I can't work out four hours a day.

I think he did work out a ton before season one. And then after season one, he was like, I can only do 45 minutes a day. I got to be on testosterone. Yeah, I guess, like, what, why is it, like, obviously, all these people who are like huge, massive men, like, there's, you're working with some sort of enhancements. Why are we so, why do we shame? it so much or like, why are we so afraid to admit it? It's like... It's because we revere people who can do it

naturally because it's hard fucking work. Yeah. Who's the biggest natural man ever? Bend over and I'll show you. You don't. Um... Cool. Yes, punts!

Hello! I mean, these world strongest guys, they get tested constantly. They have like surprise tests where like someone shows up at their door and says give me your pee-pee. But those bros don't look buff, they just look like balls of, I mean, they're huge, they're mountain, mountains

of, like, they're just large men. Relax. Yeah, chill. Plit can't even describe them without fucking the glands activating. Right now I'm hot and bothered. I'm a little hot under the collar, baby. You're speaking of my language.

These are not defined, chiseled men. These are huge balls of flesh. Yes, they're butterballs of Raggedosio. Absolutely. We got some stats in the chat. It's not Mike Hall.

I thought it was Eddie Hall. Mike Hall? Man, Mike Hall. Eddie, Mike. I thought Eddie was the guy who just had his deadlift record broken. By the way, Eddie Hall was a swimmer. The dude who played the giant guy on Game of Thrones just like a thousand pounds. Oh, the mountain?

Yeah, the mountain. The mountain. Half Thor Bjoranson. Well, he was that. He's actually strong. Robert Oberst, who was on The Righteous Gemstones, he's a world strong man. And he played, I don't know if you guys watch, but he was, he played our cousins. Oh, yeah, the blonde ponytail guy or no.

Yeah, no, he played one of our, strong man, not the Bible rapper dudes. No. So he played our cousin. Him and Lucas Haas played our cousins in, I think, season three. and he is fucking enormous and he had to pick up Danny and I believe Skyler

Danny's son on the show had to pick them up and like twirl them around and Danny was like I don't know if you're going to be able to like lift me with one arm and he's like I bet I can and he's like he's like just let me grab you how I grab you and Danny's like okay I'm a pretty big guy and Danny is a big guy

and he's like I don't know if you can just grab me he grabbed him as if he was obese is that what you just said he grabbed he grabbed him like he was grabbing a utensil it was just like right it was scary uh yeah asked me the salt yeah it was scary how he was just able to manhandling him i'm like my fucking god it's a whole other level of muscle fibers doing work i can only imagine oh i can only imagine him wrapping me in his arms yes so he is uh robert oberst is six seven holy Holy shit.

Just fucking massive. Is he related to Connor? I like how his name is O-Burst, because he's about to O-Burst. So he deadlifted 793 pounds. Jesus Christ. Half-thor, 300 and some more, bro. Yeah. Like, what are we talking about here?

What are we talking about? What can you do with all that power? I think of what he could do to you. think of what he could do But you know what's interesting You know how people are talking about the guerrilla thing Like one guerrilla versus a hundred guys Who would win?

Oh yes, yes, yes There was a big Online debate on If a hundred men could kill one gorilla Is that what it was? And people were like, no And this is different But I just watched a internet clip

Where Eddie Hall And then Fuck, the taller guy Who's Eddie Hall? I thought it was my call Eddie Hall is who I know He's calling him Eddie Okay

Eddie Hall's who I know He's got like the Mohawk And he's super fucking big And he did have the deadlift world record Okay dokey And this other guy Who is the world's strongest man Who's getting an arm wrestling now

They did a tug of war Against like 30 preteens Like under 10 year olds And they got smoked Oh I saw that Oh yeah 30 kids can beat two strongmen In that tug of war

Oh really? That's disappointing And then alternatively I was like Or are they doing this for, like, nice points on YouTube? I don't know. Mr. Beast was paying him. But that just made me kind of rethink the whole 100 men versus one gorilla. Well, yeah, I mean, I don't know.

It's all about... Well, I mean, how are you fighting this gorilla to the dead? Yeah, it's all about plan of attack. Here's what I'll say. We're humans. I think if these men, if the 100 men had rabies... Mm-hmm. No.

And had no kind of like sense of mortality. Mm-hmm. Right. the hundred guys would win. Okay. Because people were like, a gorilla would destroy you, would punch you, it would bite you. Like, it's got four hands, essentially.

Sure. But a hundred rabid men, they're biting too. Yeah, but there's, there's a, there's a strength that the gorilla can access, that no matter what, if you're a, do we say rabidic, rabidic human? Or would that make you a rabbi? Dude, are you looking for smart points or what? I'm really sure. if you're a human

with rabbi with rabies I think it's just rabid go ahead if you're a rabid human Oh my God Rabidic You're not going to access

A strength inside of you Like they're just the fact that People on PCP fucking bust windshields with their heads Yeah Well that's also is this Are these enhanced men Is this the final boss

Of the enhanced games? I don't want to muscularly enhance them, like mentally enhance. This could be great. Right. Only in Vegas. I mean, I think 100 men would be a gorilla. I do think that.

Like, we can come up with battle strategies. There's just ways to... I don't even want a strategy. Okay. You just want rabies. I think that if there's no strategy and it's just crazy go time, because what's the strategy? Well, I mean, you can approach him

from the front and then while he's distracted, did we all get him from the back and then next thing. Holy shit. General, what's the guy, Swartzcoff? No. What the fuck are we talking about? General Petraeus right here. Oh, it's not that hard to outsmart a gorilla.

If we're in an arena with a hundred people, there's ways to flank the gorilla. I think you're going to be so surprised at how 100 isn't that many. I agree with that. And the second that the. First 10 run up to him, and they're like, okay, we're going to get them the 10 bravest guys. And these men just get torn in half in front of you. How many men, how 90 other men are going to run and try to escape? But that's what I'm saying.

If they're rabbitic, if they're rabbitic. If they don't have a sense of mortality and it's just go time, then there's going to be no, there's going to be no quit, I guess, is what I'm getting to. I mean, we're talking about this death arena. it's it it's you or the gorilla that we we can no longer accept the fact that we're coming out of you alive we are watching oh yes yes but i'm saying if no there's there's 97 men and three we're there as well we're also the back three we're going to be watching you know what i would i mean this is obviously never going to happen the us killing the gorilla but uh three on one we got but i would like to run with the bulls if i am if i can ever run again

You can't run with Pantzel, what are you talking about? You can't run out and get a fucking ice cream. You can't run with out hurting yourself. Sorry, brother. I know, I know.

But maybe when I do finally get back, which I'm still, I'm still angling. It's over for all of us. It's not over. It's not over. I'm going to be able to run at some point. We missed the bull window.

Or at least walk. Well, maybe with some. cybernetic legs. Yeah, and that's fine. Okay. Great. Ah, come on. Why is this taking so long?

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All I'm saying is it looks. looks like would be quite the adventure. I, uh, my neighbors, I saw them. They had their, they had this big ass boat parked at my neighbor's house. And, uh, I'm like, oh, what's going on here? Is this boat going to live on this dock now? And they were like, hey, no, we, uh, we're going to leave to go fishing tonight at 3 a.m. I'm still going to send it.

Because to get to the other side of Catalina Island, you have to get there before day break. Because that's when the good fishing is. And I'm like, that sounds fucking awesome. Yeah, that sounds very fun. Like, what an adventure to go on with your buddies, all middle-aged. You're just going on this fucking fun adventure for the day. I'm sure they're back by now. Right.

And that got me thinking, like, I need to do more adventures with my boys. Okay. Whether that's fishing, whether that's running with the bulls, whether that's swimming the sharks, whether that's-fighting gorillas. Fighting gorillas. We've done one of those. Yeah, whether then it's going to the Amazon jungle, wearing meat diapers in the Amazon. Don't it?

So, wait. Adam, do you not remember you did a whole show? You did adventures. No, I want to do more, is what I'm saying. I want more adventures in my life. Season two. I love adventures. You don't love adventures.

No, I mean, the fishing adventures sounds cool as hell. I'm down for that. But you equate, like, running with the bulls as, like, something that actually. intrigues you you would I think that'd be you would want to run with the Bulls absolutely I would love it seems I don't know

that always seem I mean granted there's probably so many people who are so much slower than me running with the Bulls but I just would be so afraid whoa that's a nice claim interesting interesting

come on there's a lot of people in this how many people show up for that shit by the way these people are drunk that's the whole thing right well we're drunk too come on I'm not going to be sober running with the Bull everyone's everyone's just

plowed, right? We're going to be a couple yaggers deep. Yeah, you got to have a couple. Come on. You got to get the edge off. And the people who get caught up are probably extra hammered. Yeah, maybe. The goal is to you can have a few drinks that morning.

Okay. The night before, take it easy. Where does it take place? Spain? Yes, and that's part of the adventure. How fun would it be to go to Spain as an excuse? I've heard Spain is insanely cool. insanely cool.

Gorgeous. Madrid. Oh, Madrid. Madrid. Like, it would be fucking fantastic. Okay, I'm in. You've talked me into it. I would do that shit.

Here's what I want to do. Let's all do it. And I'm going to give away the prank that I would have done, which is if we had like a contact there, like a Spaniard. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Of course. I would buy a, however many of us there are, I would buy a bunch of little metal butt plugs. Okay.

And I would FedEx them to him. and I'd go on the first night or the night before the bull run give these to me and my crew and tell us like this is what we all do you put this in your asshole so that like if you don't get gored up into your asshole

sure and then the only one who doesn't know this is not real is Blake we all go right on and we show up as if we have these metal blood plugs in our ass Mike 23 just Blake sorry Durs

why do you have this ready to go why what do you mean this is why is this so well thought out who's to say this is who's to say synaps is firing bro we're talking improv i'm like a wrestler who's to say i wouldn't oh shit i wouldn't protect myself prematurely and already have a butt plug up there like even better even better to nod to all of us going i actually brought a bigger one for more protection and all of us going yeah yeah for sure i wish this was bigger that's why i'm walking funny Well, let's go. I would love.

Yes, let's do that. Let's do it. I'm glad. I mean, this is going to be a goal of mine to be, because how far do you have to run? I don't know. Like, is a great question? I imagine. No, no, no, no, no.

It's got to be a hundred yards, right? It's so short. And then you also. A bull isn't going to run for a mile. That's a hell a long time to run. And also, you can just run and then jump over the, jump over the bar. Jump over the barrier. I'm pissed now.

Go to the nearest bar and say you fucking did it. I'm going right back to where I was the night before. It's like I've scoped it all out. I know where the stops are along the way. Okay. The running with the bulls in Pamplona, Pamplona, typically lasts for two to three minutes with the bulls running the 875 meter course in that time. Half mile.

It's a half mile. So that's longer than I thought. it was. But typically people run two to three minutes. They run along with the bulls and then they jump off. They dive into the aircraft. How many bowls? How many bowls are we talking to? How many bowls? Are they dropping

like 20 bowls or is it four bowls? No, I think there's a bunch of bunch of bowls. Like 50 bowls? How many bowls? Yeah, that's a great question. Bologna. Yeah, I don't know. Bollet. Yeah, I'm not looking to.

I'm kind of into it now. Find me a lazy river. there's only six fighting bowls that participate in the run each day. Six? Yeah. Oh, come on. Each day. What does that mean? Apparently, there's multiple days of it, yeah. I'll go to the tomato fight instead.

What's that tomato fight? Six tame to guide them. Six run, six just chill and try to fuck the chicks. Damn, that's crazy. Go ahead, wake. That's what the bull. That's what it says about the bulls. Go ahead. Six fighting bowls with six tame steers to guide them.

Six male, six feet. That sounds really fun. Adam, what's an example of a thing like running at the bowls or swimming sharks that you draw the line at? A grizzly man. Right. But that's, I'm talking about like traditions. I'm not talking about like a death wish. I'm talking about just like a thing that's known that people do that you're like, not for me.

Like you would get in a cage with a shark, right? Maybe something you saw on wild boys. Like something you saw in wild boys where you're like, oh gosh, Steveo. I don't know if I could do that. Yeah, you know, I wouldn't want to get, I don't like snakes that much. Okay. So I feel like I wouldn't want to get bit by a snake, but also whatever. You would.

Yeah, I would. But what is the thing I'm talking about? Yeah, that's not the thing. Well, he, I said wild boys. But the, what are some other traditions? I guess I just don't know. Have you done any acting with a snake before? Yeah, I mean, I did an episode of bad ideas.

and then where I go on a plane Shout out to Quibi You shout out to Quibi Oh snakes on the plane Yeah where we did like a snakes on the plane thing And they put all these like snakes on and hid them on the plane And then me and Brett Moran went on the plane

And tried to Bramorne on the cruise Bramorne on the cruise By the way I was super scared For 15 minutes maybe And then after that it was just This what we were doing You were a snake

Was the plane in the air Or were you just going through it? It was like a plain graveyard. Oh, right. So they're like, they're covered with snakes. And then, but we put a bunch of snakes in this. That's spooky, though. That makes it even spookier.

Okay. Well, okay, so, I don't know, Ders, what are some examples of, like? Yeah, what are some examples? I guess I just don't even know. Running the bulls, swimming with sharks. Bungie jumping, swimming with sharks in a cage. What are some other extreme events? Yeah, I would do.

I would bungee jump. I've been skydiving a bunch A squirrel suit Sticking your dick in like an ant hill Like getting in a cage and like feeding a tiger Like people will do that at those fucking crazy zoos Wrestling a bear Yeah I'd probably do that

Like would you Would you fuck Yep yep Yes Perfect yes Yes yes The answer is yes Hey let them let him

Let him finish A hundred gorillas versus your day Can't finish But would I fuck that Well, that's what I mean. Yes. Glorilla. What about Glowrilla?

100 Glowrilla's fucking jerking you off. What is Glowrilla? She's a rapper. You've never heard of Glow Rilla? She rocks. No. I stopped listening to when Flo Rida quit when he hung up his spurs. I said, well, then I guess I'm done too.

That's when I'm done with hip-hop. That's when I dipped out of all of music. Then he takebacks. And I got no take-backs based on that. Okay. Fuck, dude. Understandable, though. Super understandable.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. No, but I was thinking that the other... So I didn't ever find my sunglasses, but I dropped sunglasses into the water. And so I bought a scuba tank that's like a personal scuba tank that you can just put here.

Yeah. And I dove underneath my dock to look for the sunglasses and couldn't find them and ended up cutting my hands open on all the barnacles and shit. That's worth it. This is the way.

Come the water a little bit. Do you still have all your shit from Shark Week? I have it. I just saw it the other day in my garage. And I was like, yeah, I got it all. I guess this is going to disintegrate any day now if I don't fucking use it. Yeah, we should get back out there. Let's go.

Let's plan a diving trip together. That'd be so fun. I'm sure the equipment's still good. That has to be. There's no way. And if not, if we're going to a place that it's diving, they have all that shit. So let's do a diving trip. How fun would that be?

I think that would be a blast. We should go diving on the cruise. Yeah, Blake, you get to finally do it. Because you didn't really. Yeah, Blake, you never. did it. I'm not burning you. I'm just saying, like, you didn't really get to do it that much. My hand was broke. Like, I know.

Allegedly, yeah. It was a cast that you could take off, so I don't know how broke that is. But what I'm saying is, would it be something you're into? Dude, I didn't want to risk losing my hand, all right? Yeah. I don't know what happens down there. It's just, I wasn't ready. I'll tell you what happens. Shark, shark, shark, shark, shark. Okay. Also, yeah, I'm not a huge fan of the ocean. It's scary, but I'll go diving with you guys. You're saying scuba dive. Let's just go snorke.

Let's go snorkeling. No. What? Because we're not fucking old retired women. We're going to go. Snorkeling's worse, by the way. Yeah. You can't escape.

It's way worse. Scuba tank, you can escape. Scuba, it's awesome. It feels like you're flying. It's stunningly beautiful down there. You actually get to go see the shit and swim around stuff as opposed to just. Actually, yeah, I'm not opposed to scuba diving. I didn't like scuba diving with the intent of being around sharks.

I don't like that. That feels fucked up to me. That's scary. Hey, can I tell you something? You're in the shark tank right now, pal. Can I tell you that? Your chum. You're chum to the water.

I know every day of my life on this fucking podcast, I'm being charged by bulls, surrounded by sharks. Fucking, you guys are ruthless. You're the gorillas. It's two gorillas against one man, and I do pretty. Two gorillas, one cut. I stopped listening to the music after the guerrillas broke up. Real is a great band. All right, any takebacks,

any apologies, and any epic slams here. Oh, hmm. Hmm. What do we talk about today? Fuck you, Adam. No.

You can do better than that. You could do better than that. You wear it well. Adam, you wear it well. Thank you. I would like to say thank you for everyone that is buying tickets to the cruise.

I know that Blake one at one point is going to promote the cruise. I'm very excited. Don't take my lack of promotion as a lack of excitement. I know it's going to be a blast. I just want people to pull up

who are true and blue. They don't need me to convince them. They know that this cruise is about to be. That's how nothing works. Yeah, that's just not how anything works. This cruise is about to be off the freaking chain. I haven't posted anything either, but you have to let people know that if your favorite band came to your town

but then didn't promote and no one knew that they were there, you'd be bummed. You're like, why didn't they promote more? I wish I would have known. Yeah. Oasis didn't have to promote their tour, and we got people waiting in line, online. I think they promoted. They did.

Almost insanely. Yeah, we, everyone heard about it. So, yep. Okay, well, fuck me. I will. All right. And that's another episode. Shout out to, I don't know if that was this pod, but shout out to quench gum,

which is not a sponsor of the pod, But I will be your quench boy if you need to be. Like, just take $3 and go buy yourself some punch boy. Hunch gum, dude. Also quench boy? I'm still going to send it. You probably had them. And then they were like, quench boy?

I don't know, man. All right, we'll see. Don't speak for them. No, of course. I would never. No, we can't. We can't. This was learn my lesson with Buzzball.

Live strong, everybody. Live strong. What would Blake do? And that was another Shut up This This is Important

It's important Wait hold on We got Oh yeah It's a lot Flo rider What is this? Wellrilla

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