This Is Important - Ep 263: TII Fully Loaded

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

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I'm a person of string If it's just intercourse My cup run it over Let's go Woo Oh man I had a bad clap Did you guys have a good clap

I had a bad clap I have the clap Oh mine was okay I like that green That green really pops on you Jersey Hey man I think it was 3999 at Target across

the street from the old workaholics office. You know what fun people say? They say Tarjean. Oh, yeah. That is hilarious. A whole paycheck. Yeah, a lot of fun. My mom still refuses to say Target. She only says Targey. 100% of the time.

Who do you think came up with that? Because it's good. It's undeniable. SNL, S&L, maybe. Definitely an aunt. You think it was not a professional writer? No, no, no. It was an aunt. one aunt somewhere said it it caught on in that small town and then it just spread like wildfire

i'm getting like 30 rock writer okay okay you know uh someone from from under her school oh Tina Tina it's clever not it's an aunt without a doubt is aunt adjacent well this writer might be an aunt now uh also whole paycheck is that one's really good classic whole food classic you said you had a bad class what what disease is the clap What is the clap? Gonorrhea? Yeah, it's gonorrhea, right? Is it gonorrhea?

Yeah, why do they call it the clap? Goneria. That's fucking wild. Why do they call it the clap? Todd? Your booty clap. What is gonorrhea? Yeah, that's what it is.

It's because your booty clap. Why do they call it the clap? Because I'd hurt so bad, you just got a... Woo! You just clap your dick. It feels like somebody's clapping your dick. All right, here we go. The name the clap.

Thanks, Todd. And Todd, you knew this. this doesn't make you cut and paste of this isn't even a this isn't even a link Todd that came quicker than anything you've ever said yeah what that hell it's a short for a French word clapior which meant rabbit rabbit hutch and was used as slang for brothels where the disease was rampant rabbit hutch what the fuck rabbit hutch what the fuck rabbit this doesn't help that's like you fuck like rabbits right you fuck like rabbits yeah yeah I don't know hutch must mean like a rabbit hutch must mean like a rabbit hutch A little house. Like a rabbit down. It means a throb to beat. Alternatively, it may derive from the old English word Clappan.

Clapan. Meaning to throb or beat. Yeah, that makes more sense. It's a clapan. Yeah, it's a clapan. Referring to the pain of the infection. A less supported theory suggests it refers to an ancient practice of clapping the genitals. This is what I was.

That's what I just said, because it hurts so bad you got to. Yeah. Clap. I like that. Clapping the genitals to alleviate the pain. the infection, that makes the most sense. Because, you know, when you, when something really hurts, yes, you, then you, like, try to hurt yourself in another way to, uh,

right, you call yourself stupid. Yeah, you bite your arm. You're an idiot. Yeah. You try to hurt your feelings. Yeah, I do recall that. Like, you bite your arm if you stub your toe. Have you, have you guys ever had a bunch of STDs?

Oh, okay. Finally, we're here. We've arrived. Have you guys? No, I remember. Maybe I had one, but it was all good. It was all good. Yeah.

I remember one time I started... It was mostly good. No, I started jizzing. I think I told you guys about this. My ejaculate was like... Chuckie? Adam, we're on. And we're recording.

My ejaculate was green? It was like snot. Oh. And it was like green and yellow. Yellow. Save it. I remember being like, this is an SDD. This is.

is a crazy SDD. I'm looking online to find out what green and yellow, like... I've got Gack coming out of my dick. Yeah, honestly, Nickelodeon Gack is shooting out. Green and yellow, purple, jiz. And I went to the doctor, and they're like, this is not an STD. This is just an infection you have in your body, and it'll pass. And then, literally, he's like the best homework assignment I ever have.

has gotten. He was like, go home. Jack off. Oh, now that, now I'm going to ace that. He was like, try to get it out of your system. And I'm like, how would I do that? And he's like, go home, jack off. As soon as you can, jack off again and again and again. Try to get it all out your body. And I did just that. It got out pretty quickly. Everybody's coming. Well, I told, I mean, you guys know about the aid story. Yeah. And what was it? Just a like a, just had an infection. She just had a nerd stuck up in his pee hole. Yeah, they were like, have you been like a fucking nacho cheese by any chance? This is wild.

Are you dipping your dick in food coloring? What the hell is going on here? So you guys have never just Nickelodeon Gok? No, no. Yeah. Uh-uh. No, thank God. Or silly string?

You guys never just. I wish. Can you imagine? Could you imagine? I mean, I could. That would be really cool. That's cool, silly. All right, let me, let me just set a scenario here.

Okay, story time. You know you jizz silly string. Yeah, yeah. You're hooking up with somebody for the first time. Don't tell them. You have to be like heads up. Right? Before you just silly string everywhere.

Yeah, that's a great question. I like this. Especially like in high school, we're like, you're not fucking yet. it's hand stuff it's if you're lucky it's mouth stuff and you're silly string in it yeah

well let me let me say that I'm saying before you're fucking because you're just inside of somebody let's take this to a real zone oh sorry it's not silly string you're just you're just busting you bust like massive loads

do you give a silly string but I'm saying it shoots like that let's take it okay shut up let's take it to a real zone you're to a real zone jizzing what happened to me green

and yellow like snot that's what you're jizzing because that's what happened to me and I was like well I can't hook up with anyone for the month that this is happening because this is

yeah that seems cruel insane and first of all I was like I might have a disease so I got to go to the doctor get this check out so that's different but no I'm saying if that's what you're if I wish the doctor and they're like Well, you don't have a disease, but this is what your body's doing now. Well, this is from here on out.

You have to be like, hey, just a heads up, it's green. I just Easter eggs. Because guess what? If you do it and the person doesn't say anything, they're going to say someone thing to like their fucking best friend. Oh, you're never going to get a call again. And if they do say something after, they're going to be like, what the fuck is going on here? And then you've got to be like, uh, don't worry. The doctor said it's okay.

They're going to be like, no, they didn't. No, then you just go, you go, oh, you got snot on your face. What'd you do? You snot all over your face anyway. That's a great call. What a gentleman. You're so gross, dude. Anyway.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, well, can we do mine where it's like you shoot really, really, really large loads? Do you warn a brother? That's just real, bro. That's just cool, dude. Do you warn a brother? Bro. That's what he just said.

You warn a brother. It's a t-shirt, man. It's a t-shirt. Warner Brothers. Hang on. I understand that that's a t-shirt, but you can also say warn a sister and I understand. That's not the T-shirt.

Why are you talking about this t-shirt? Because that's not what we're talking about. It's how my mind works, man. It's a pun. So we're talking about jizzing on something and you... It's a funny pun. You're not helping yourself now. It's a funny pun.

It's a funny pun. You immediately talk about jizzing on a bro. it's okay how much are we talking how much are we talking a cup i'm saying like no i don't think you have to yeah well a cup is a lot a cup is what are we talking about that is a lot but i'm saying what if it's just it has to be a remarkable amount it can't just be like a shot it's like one of those remember when those videos were popular we're all porno aficionados here why'd you make him come when those videos were popular of like the fake dick and then it would like hose out crazy amount of...

That was the original clickbait for me. Yeah. Yeah. I think I remember... I know what you're talking about. That's one where you... It's this big on the thumbnail. You click it. You're like, what the... And then you... Okay. And you're like, well, I gotta watch the whole thing.

Or it's just a fire hose. If it's that amount. And I'm like, dude, like Warner Bros. But by the way, you said a cup is a lot. That was way more than a car. Well, yeah. No, that was like a super-soaker. Was hooked up to like a giant dildo. So, Blake, what amount are you talking about that I would have to preface before blasts?

So, hey, Blake, this is what we're talking about. When we make fun of you, it's you have no specifics. And then you don't want to hammer down a specific. Well, it's starting to get uncomfortable. It's your, this is your bit. This is your thing. I'm ready to explore. I'm ready to bear my soul about this.

No, okay, a cup, a cup. A cup. I'm saying, okay, yes, you, you unleash a cup. A cup's a pretty, like you're like, honestly, if it's a cup, if it's a cup, if it's a cup, I kind of, that's probably my, calling card to like let it happen and have them be like holy shit they go yeah catch a bitch

if it's a gallon I give a heads up if it's a court if it's a court I give a warning if it's a cup I kind of go crazy right yeah you like that

and I feel like your calling card might not get called back because that no girl likes that I'm not saying they have to like it I just think I just think that, like, I don't have to explain myself if it's a cup. If it's a, if it's a court,

I got to explain myself. Well, it's science. Even a pint. You, yeah, you'd have to lay some sort of, like, a tarp down or, like, you're going to be like, we're going to be changing your sheets after this, brother. Brother. Well, you definitely. Well, no, I'm just saying it's like, you're going to have to do laundry.

You're going to have to do laundry. Uh-huh. My man. My man. I'll pay for it, dude. I'll pay for your dry cleaning, dude. You're killing me, dude. Don't worry about it.

No, but it would, no, it would be an unkind gesture. And they're like, do you like it? And you go, no, sir, I don't like it. Yeah, no. Not cool, man. Not cool. Yeah, I think I give a warning if it's anything more than a cup. Yeah.

But if it's a cup, I kind of, I shrug and I go, that's what I'm dealing with here. You give the Jordan? Yeah. You give the Jordan. I give the Jordan. Another satisfied customer? Gotcha. And then we talk about it.

She goes, holy shit. And I go, that's right, woman. Cups a lot, dude. Cups a lot. When's the last time you baked cookies? Yeah. Okay. I mean, yeah.

Okay. I'm just stinging cup as a unit of measurement, dude. It is, it is a lot. I understand. And by the way, I understand both sides. But a cup is the amount. Thank you. Well, you would say if she's like, I'm going to take this in my mouth, if she's cool.

And she would say, she would do that. That's when you, that's when you go, I wouldn't. Hey, Han, maybe I shoot this over here. And she's like, what are you doing? I could do it. And then you take it upon yourself to hose it somewhere else. Because a cup, that's kind. Is too much.

That's too much. A cup is a lot, man. It deserves a heads up. In that scenario. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. But if it's just intercourse,

my cup runneth over. My cup runneth full. I'm glad we got to the bottom of that. Yes, points! But if it comes out like silly string, mandatory heads up. That's fun. But that's fun, too.

Yeah, that's shooting a non-stop thing. But is the cleanup as easy? Like, is it solid, like, silly string where you could kind of just pick it up? Yeah, you know, you ball it up. It's all it up and throw it away. Oh, that's sick. I love that.

Yes. But also, if that happens, then she's going to have a lot of follow-up questions. Like, what STD is this? What did you give me? Right. How dare you fucking what? This is disgusting. This is where you start to have fun.

You go, you can't tell anybody. I'm not from this planet. Okay. I'm from the planet of silly. I'm a person of string. Pull back. Yeah, I go, have you seen E.T? And she goes, yeah, I go, different.

Not that different. Way different. A different kind of alien. I go, I know those guys. They're weird. They're gross. They're a good time. They're all weird. I'm different. It's science. Have you seen Mac and Me? She goes, yes. I go, that's not even real. That's actually like. That was Hollywood fiction. I can't get into it, but it's, it's offensive.

Macin Me is so good. When is the last time you guys watched Mac and Me? It is so good. You know, it might be, I never saw Macon Me. Oh, dude. You got to check it out. It might be so long I did never see it. It's, uh, it might be. too late. I saw it. I saw in the theater. My alien is an always will be elf. I'm

an alf boy through and through. Oh, yes. Alph freaking rocks. And Alf never got a movie deal, did he? He was only in a cartoon and a TV show, a sitcom. I had a, I had a plush Alf doll as a little boy that you would, that you would

hug and it would go like, hmm, where's the cats or some shit? He was always talking to about eating cats and I'm like dude the 80s were a wild time yeah dude and who voiced Alf because wasn't he kind of like hey man like go give me

a beer or something like wasn't he just a dude okay yeah he was like he was kind of like the Bronx he had like a little Bronx in him it was like a Tony Tony Danza affect I love I don't know where Tony Danza's from Bronx so Brooklyn Todd just threw in the chat that there was a movie it was called Project

Alf and it was a made for TV science fiction comedy film That's not a real movie. What? Was that like a backdoor pilot? Was that before? Serves as a sequel to the final episode of Alf. Come on.

Stop. So it was a movie. Project Alf? How have I never seen this? Oh, you know who was in it. Miguel Ferrear. Who's that again? From Robocop.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. From blank check. From blank check. Okay, yes. Martin Sheen was in it. Holy shit.

So, yeah, he's a real star, Ed Bagley, Jr. He was, he did some big shit. Biggest dick in comedy. Really? Yeah. Yeah, he's supposed to have a huge dick. Really? Ed Bagley, Jr.?

Ray Walston of Ski Patrol fame. Okay. Dors knows everyone that no one else knows. He's got deep cuts. It's all I got. I got to see this movie. And he knows the size of Ed Bagley's dog, which is kind of sick. It's apparently legendary.

that's cool really i've never heard that i only know about is there anyone i guess john ham is known for having just a whole ham in his pants yeah hog he's got a hog i answered my own question but that was like that was a picture yeah like as opposed to legend legendary you know what i mean like uh rodney dangerfield apparently had just a massive cock yeah he carried himself like he had a big and who was the other guy uh the other comedian oh it was uh it was a huge like an old It was like Not Sid Caesar But like

Sid Caesar The other guy The guy He like shows up In Peewee's big adventure When he sneaks on a lot Real big adventure Yeah

This is this is like a stand-up comedian Yeah Yeah Like quintessential Super famous Bob Hope Like Bob Hope Same level

Yeah I keep thinking Wilbur But it's not Wilbur What is it? Wilbur Brimley Not Wilford Brimley Although there's a funny Wilford Brimley story.

What's that? Diabetes. No, that like he... Oh, Milton Burl. Milton Burl. I said... I said Wilburr. Milton and Wilburne.

Oh, yeah. And then in the SNL movie, what's his name? J.K. Simmons played him and was like... Oh. Literally whipped his dick out front of Chevy Chase. That's right. That was my favorite scene. That was really cool.

Yeah. Who are you? Yeah, that was rad. Your dick's not even as big as mine. I'm J.K. Simmons. That was really good. When people say, like, nowadays is better because of, like, the advances we've made as society. But then you hear stories like that and you're like, now.

Is it? Is it? Is it better? Is it that you could just pull your dick out and, like, trump a whole room? When guys used to just be able to pull their dicks out at each other? Adam, are you trying to say you wish you could hit the snoo button on all this woke? stuff. Trying to hit the snooze,

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Did you guys see how RFK did like a health challenge to the citizens of America where it's like, can you do a hundred pushups and 50 pull-ups in under five minutes or under 10 minutes or something? That seems like a big ask. Which is hilarious. Yeah, that's a lot. Because I'm like, I'm like, how are you like bro, like, gym broing challenge to America when it's like, How about just, like, walking a mile for a lot of people or, like, eating a vegetable every day? I like it. That's, because that's a hard challenge.

Yeah. That is a challenge that. And by the way, good for RFK. If he's doing it, that's awesome. He's love as fuck. Get on his level. And maybe we shouldn't hold America's hand like a fucking kid. And we should say, fucking go for it.

But people are going to die. Oh, people are going to die. It's going to be discouraging. Chloe and I, we started to watch that documentary, and it was kind of sad of The Biggest Loser that's on Netflix right now. Oh, yes, I was going to click on that. It's about the show The Biggest Loser? Yeah, it's about just like how, like, most of the people now have gained all the weight back because they were on, like, they were taking, like, drugs, essentially, to get skinny. Like speed?

Like speed type drugs. Your boobs are huge. Like hydroxycut, remember that shit? Oh, yeah. That shit like that. They were doing shit like that, and they were working out like six hours a day. I couldn't understand how that show worked, because I was like, these people have never worked out or haven't worked out in 15, 20 years. And now they're just absolutely crushing it.

And I'm like, aren't their muscles sore? Like, aren't their like veins exploding? Like, how is this not? Because we exercise, right? And it's like, well, I just ran for an hour. I'm cooked. How are these people doing this? Yeah.

From zero to 100. Yeah, it was, it's a truly, it's a truly insane, insane documentary. I'm going to watch that. Yeah, that sounds really cool. Wait, but the challenge, the thing, the RFK, he goes, I want to challenge fucking Duffy, the secretary of transportation. And I'm like, who's Duffy? Is he like a jacked ass politician? And he is.

Cool name too. But then I'm on his Wikipedia page and it's like, you might recognize him from the real world Boston and from Road Rules All-Stars and his wife who had. who had nine of his children is from the real world San Francisco and used to fuck that dude puck and I'm like I'm like look fine

fine he's got an IMDVIA brother and look anybody can be in the White House I get it oh yeah that's true game on but it's so it's just so strange to me that like these are the people

these are the people I know what it is welcome to the real world bitch it is kind of cool that Trump's White House you truly feel like you could also just get in it

when like other White House other White House is you're like well you know I didn't go to Harvard or I'm not that educated or I'm not that educated I'm really I flunked out of I didn't flunk out but I didn't graduate community college

like I probably can't make it in the White House right in Trump's White House I'm like oh fuck I can do that shit yeah I could be Secretary State man You know what I mean? It's, and like, look, I'm trying to, like, understand it. Because whatever, I'm sure there's plenty of, like, fine, brilliant people who've been on reality shows, right? I'm trying to think of the smartest, maybe Shark Tank.

There's probably some. Yeah, there's probably some. But that's different. That's, like, a guest of an episode. These are, like, people who are the principal characters on reality shows. And you're usually hired on reality shows if you're a fucking mess. Yeah. you're a little crazy because you're like good television yeah yeah you're intriguing yeah you're

intriguing personality uh and he was a professional lumberjack which is that's fucking cool that makes me like him a little more yeah yeah yeah no i i think i would fucking definitely uh crush him point specials with this guy he's a wisconsin guy duffy yeah big duff dog but man i it just i'm like and we're here but i guess we have to be in 2024 if the 90s were what they were well you know what uh is this different than Reagan? Is this different, or is this the same? I have no idea. Polychar, Polychar. This is a polychurch episode. Let's go. You know that people

are freaking out about those two gym, not gymnast, cheerleaders, male cheerleaders for the Vikings. Oh. And people are losing their shit over these two male cheerleaders. I don't even know what it is. They're male. It's just guy cheerleaders. Yeah. But they're feminine. They're feminine. These aren't like

buff like hold the, hold the cheerle. They're like with the gals. Yeah, they're wildly gay. It's actually very fun. It's rad. It's very funny. Go ahead, Blake. No, they're hot. Are these guys who like, the ones who like drop backwards onto the ground and like their legs fold in half?

The death drop. Uh-huh. Who started the death drop? I think it's probably from RuPaul. They're very funny. But then you're like, dude, Ronald Reagan was a tributter. Like, who gives a shit? Thank you.

Like, who fucking cares, man? So was George W. Bush. George W. Bush was. I think Ronald Reagan. Ronald Reagan was kind of everything, right? It's like he was a cheerleader, then he became an actor. But then he was a governor before he became president. So there's like a little bit of something there.

But I don't know, Schwarzenegger was a governor. He apparently was pretty good. Yeah. Yeah, we love his Schwarzenegger. I don't, I don't understand it. But I guess, do you guys put reality stars over actors? Or there's, this is a... No, I would say probably...

I would say probably Because if you're an actor You have a job that you're doing As opposed to a reality show Contest It depends on the reality show though Some require Yeah like Survivor

Real World or Road Rules Challenge Real World I mean no Those people I don't think Require much thinking Those were just like You're living with cameras on you I mean who are the famous

Who are the famous people from Real World or Road Rules Theo Vaughn Our girl kit, our girl kit, Theo Vaughan. Right. Damn, I forgot. Theo Vaughan. The Ms.

The Ms. The Ms. The Ms. Yes. The list is long. The sports. Adam, look at you go. There's a sports guy.

Well, those are the two guys I, because I know those guys. I know them. That's true. There's one dude who looks like my homie John who's like a sports. He's on like ESPN now. They're out there. They're out there. They're in the world and they're crushing.

I remember being truly starstruck by Theo. The first time I met him. because, but he's a few years older than me. And so when I was 20, starting doing comedy at the improv, he was like 23 or 4, something like that. And at that age, that's a pretty big age gap. You're like, oh, shit. They're like fully have their shit.

And he had already done road rules. And I remember. At like 17 or 18, he was super young. He was super young. I remember him being pretty cool. And I remember being like starstruck. being like, holy shit. He was on road rules, dude.

This guy has already made it. I bow to you. I'm walking the same halls as a guy who did road rules. This is fucking sick. That's some clout right there. And to my point, and this is why I'm trying not to have a bias, I remember being like the dude from road rules is doing stand-up. Like, come on.

How funny could it be? Yeah. I had that bias then. I have it now. Guys, I'm trying. You're trying. I'm trying. Thank you,

You have an unironic mustache. You're trying. You really are trying. And we love that. I don't know what else to do. I got too much real estate above my left. I feel like when you, like, when Theo was in the club, when you were like working there and stuff, he was actually kind of like a bad comedian. I think he's gotten funnier.

But when he was turning off, I remember being like, oh, this is my bro from Road Roar. Well, we're all not great right when we start. Yeah, you start off. You start off pretty shitty. It's a learning curve. I feel like he... Find your voice. Yeah, he didn't really find his...

I think, you know, and I don't want to speak for him. Everybody has their little stand-up journey, but I think he was trying to lean away from his country roots and pretend to be more sophisticated than he was. And then I think when it really clicked for him was like when he grew his mullet out and was like, no, I'm from Louisiana. I'm going to be... Right. I'm going to be a swamp. I'm going to be a swamp creature. I'm going to be Larry the cable guy, too.

I mean, I wonder if there was somebody who was like, stop writing jokes and start telling the stories you tell us about your crazy upbringing because those are solid gold. Yeah, yeah. Usually, if you speak what you know. Because he is very funny on his podcast. He's very good at that. Yeah, some of the shit that comes out of his mouth is very funny.

I like the way he phrases stuff. He's got that backwards down. That you guys both fuck him. Yeah. I mean, it depends how much. she come. I mean, is he running, is he running for president? What are we?

Is he got next? I bet he's a guy who's right in line, dude. Without a doubt. Like Stephen A. Smith is somebody that's like in a conversation now for somebody, people are like, would you ever run for president? He's like, I haven't counted a doubt. And I'm like, count it out. Count it out.

Please count it out. Please count it out. Just count it out. God damn. Count it out. We've counted it out. Like, I'm without a doubt, I want. our next president to be counted out. I want our next president to be a guy we've never

heard of. Dude. A smart guy that we suddenly start to hear about because he's good at speaking and making his points and telling you what he wants to do. Yeah, but it's it's once we get in the weeds where it's like, oh, the next president is going to be the rock or Stephen A. Smith or yeah. Yeah. What the fuck kind of country are we this is it's bonkers well but also at this point who the fuck wants to be the president that seems like a lot of people blake it seems like every lunatic everyone hates literally everybody just hates every lunatic out there wants to be the president you have to be an absolute psychopath to want to be the president oh i couldn't think of a worse a worse job that just seems like who should be president guys i don't know you know who i think would what a good job would be someone nice i think you i know you i know

you're going to say. I think being a governor would be very fun. Yeah. You have your ball. You get to tear it up. What's up? Yeah. You have your state. Okay. That's your thing. You just are about your people in Iowa or wherever the fuck you're the governor. I mean, but then imagine you're the governor of somewhere

and now the president's like, actually, I'm sending hella troops to your state. I'm gonna fuck you up. That would suck. What's your biggest city? Fuck you. That would suck. I'm sending in Navy seals to shoot anyone who didn't pick up their dog shit. Yeah, it's a little different now. we're not quite on the cruise control that we used to be on but yeah um who should be the next president

see that's what i'm saying no one that we've ever heard of i i just said you don't want it to be like your boy mark cuban nope big mark no he's a reality show he's a shark tank i don't i don't want it to be mark i he's a businessman who joined a reality show i mean i i don't i don't even call when people were like, Trump's a fucking reality show guy. I go, well, he was a businessman who put his face on a reality show. It's just a brand move. Yeah, but he's a businessman who branded himself as the, as a, he made himself the brand, as opposed to a businessman who works behind the scenes who doesn't want to be famous.

Yes, but I'm saying in contrast to a person who's like, I signed up for a reality show and I was on it and that's my brand. Was that I'm from the reality show. He already had brands. Yeah, that's right. Everyone knew Donald Trump. Yeah, that's right. You know, we knew about him from the Little Rascals movie. Yeah.

From Home Alone 2. Home Alone 2. Did I say Little Rascals movie? S&L. S&L. Did an episode. Very funny. Yeah, I don't want to know.

I'm actually so checked out this time around. This second the Trump presidency, because people get so riled up on both sides. And I'm just like, I'm sick of being riled, man. I'm done being riled. I like what people say both sides of the ticket. Fuck it. Ticket. Yeah.

The ticket or the aisle? The aisle. You work in politics. Isle's fine, but I like when they say ticket. It's like, what's the ticket? I don't even know if I know what it means when people say both sides of the ticket. I will say I do like D.C. though. It is one of my favorite cities.

I always have a great time there. Interesting. It's always crazy because you're, I remember last time I was there as me and Isaac were there for something and we're out to dinner and this guy in like this 10 gallon hat came over and he was a senator from like

Tennessee or Texas or somewhere where they wear a big ass hats. Oklahoma. Big ass hat. And he told us he told us the name and he was like if you're ever in having trouble down in Texas let us know and we're like okay. And then I took and then I took photos

with his like nieces that he was having dinner with and I'm like This is so crazy that you just, if this were Hollywood, that guy would be a producer of pretty little liars or some shit. But here, he's the senator of... I need more context. Like, if it's... What does that mean? Sorry.

Like, there's levels, the latter of... No, those are the people that you run into in Hollywood that would be, hey, take a photo. I have clout in this situation. and take photo with my nieces. Right. We're at a nice restaurant. There you run into actual people that are doing, pulling the levers of society. Right.

Which is kind of cool. Yeah. Yeah. That's where they actually go to get work done to the hub. Yeah, it's great. I mean, I've only been that one time when we were when we were youngsters, but I would like to go back. I think it would love to go.

I'll probably go back at some point. I've been, I've been dozen, maybe a dozen or so times. And just from stand-up, I've gone like four or five times for stand-up and that kind of thing. That's interesting that you've been there a dozen times. Yep. Do you have anything you're hiding? No. What?

Okay. I'm not hiding anything. Why would you need to go to the capital of this country where the Pentagon is? I just admitted that I ejaculate green jizz, so I don't think I'm hiding anything. I think that I've gone for. you're doing is you offer up the jizz over here, the shiny objects so we're not paying attention. Guess what I'm paying

attention. Thank you Durson. I'm going to a basement of this pizza parlor. Oh. Okay. I think I know what that's about. Holy shit. See? I fucking knew it. You knew it. You got me. I'm always kidding you. Yeah, so

but I actually when people are like, the homeless are, sorry, on House, Blake, the running rampant the bumps are crazy the bum flights are crazy I didn't ever really notice it being that bad there I know the crime is pretty bad oh in D.C., yeah, in D.C. and the Maryland area right there.

In or out of the White House? Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. But I didn't really notice there being a crazy I mean, also we live in L.A. and I've been to San Francisco like it's honestly much worse and especially San Francisco, I'm like, what are the... There's some bad areas. Yeah, the entire city. What are the...

What are they going to do? You know what I mean? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? The National Guard. The Troops. The National Guard. They're bringing in the National Guard.

Oh, they're around D.C. now? Oh, yeah. They brought them into D.C. because Trump says that they need to clear the streets because the homeless population has gotten out of control and the crime's out of control. I'm like, what are they going to do? Give them brooms. I don't know.

Yeah, it seems crazy. It's like, what are these guys with guns going to do to get these people off the streets? Shoot them. Yeah. I'm like, I think it's kind of the same way, like, when the Olympics come to town, how they just kind of like sweep everything out and make your city look all purly and bright, but it's just a temporary fix. But then, yeah, but then it's good.

You put them somewhere else to a different city. Right. And then they're, that make that city shitty. And then you're just blowing the leaves to a different part along. That's exactly right. That's the fucking thing sucks! Hi, my name is Enya Emanzor. And I'm Drew Phillips.

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We should run, guys. We should all be on the same ticket, man. No one could stop us. Could we be a three-person team? I absolutely wouldn't want to do that. Can two people run together or three? Yeah, it's called the president and vice president.

They do run together. No, no, no, no. Are they on the same ticket? Yeah, we're saying equal. I'm saying like a three-headed, like a three-hander. Can you have a presidential three-hander? That'd be kind of sick. Yeah, it's like workaholics, but we're the president.

We're the president. No, like a Joel and Ethan Cohen. We're the president now. Trust us. We know chicks. Right. They swear us, and we put one hand on the Bible, then another one. And then another one. And then it turns into Chippendale.

Tons of hands. Sorry. It's a bit from Chippendale. to watch, bro. Oh, Chippendale Rescue Rangers. Yes, of course. Oh, Chip and Dale. Sorry.

Coming out of you, I thought it was... Oh, the strippers, which, now that we mentioned that, what came first? Was it the male strippers or was it the cartoon? What's named after what? I don't know. I would say the cartoon? No. Because why would you name...

If Chip and Dale's already exists, why would you name Chip and Dale? I bet they did that to be a little perverse. And the way, like, the Little Mermaid had the dick on the cover. Had huge cocks. Huge cock on the cover of the... Yeah, you think it was just one. It was all different shapes with me. Tons of cocks.

Todd, can we slide in here? Cartoon is first. Donke! The cartoon was first. So then why did Chip and Dale? But Adam, Adam, I like the way your mind works. Yeah, I mean, that's kind of... They're fucking...

They're dirty. Oh, Chip and Dale was 1943. Wow. I didn't know that. But why would the male strippers take that name? That doesn't even fucking make sense. Because they were perverse. Chippendale.

Yeah, they're fighting over a nut. And there's Chippendale. Oh, okay. These ladies are going to be fighting over there. And didn't they do the Chippendale's movie? Didn't Coomel do the movie? I've got to watch it or a series. No, it was a limited series.

I watched it. It was pretty good. Yeah, I got to watch it. Do you remember anything? Because I know nothing about Chippendale other than. I've been to a few shows, but... Adam Ray, our good friend Adam Ray was in it, and he

played a guy on roller skates. He was like the emce of the Chippendale's first location, yeah, it was good. You had to check it out. I only know about like Thunder Down Under, but Chippendale was kind of the original, right? Yeah, my kid said Thunder Down Under the other day

out of nowhere. That's the like Australian naked dude. And I grabbed him, I said, where'd you hear that? You stopped. He was like, that's kind of funny. And I go, I don't know what that is. Dad has no clue what that is. I just don't want you to see anything. And by the way, shout out to all the Thunderdown Under Guys in Vegas.

You get free tickets to our show, which we announced. This is important. Yes, the more the merrier. Live show in Vegas. Live show in Vegas. It's going to be sick. It's going to be a good gear up for the cruise, baby. I can't wait.

Cruise Jr. Thunderdown Under, come on out. Grined on Blake. That would be really cool. I would be hyped on that. Down under pulls up. I feel like we got to have like some kind of a strip off or something. We're in Vegas, so we have to have, there's got to be some kind of.

It must be some kind of sexy. There's got to be a sexy element. Maybe fire, some kind of wire tassels. We're in like giant dice. They're like, no, we're getting naked. Let's get naked. Let's have like a burlesque show. That'd be kind of cool.

That is not very good Burlesque shows Are kind of weird, right? It's a little weird Well What do you mean? The titties are extra vainy Your boobs are huge

No, I've been to a burlesh Show that was here In like Santa Monica And it was By the way, very sexy These women were absolute athletes It was very hot and heavy Are you talking about like the pussycat dolls?

Remember? I mean, isn't that where they came from? It was like a dance show. Yeah, it's just, that's kind of what it was. I forget what it was called, but I remember it was like pretty early on in workaholics.

It was maybe 2015 or something when I went. And I remember I'm looking up at this girl and I look so thirsty. I was like, and I'm like looking up at her like, and they used that photo for all of their promotion for years. Got them. And then I would get for, because I went the one time

and somehow they get my email address or whatever. So I'm constantly getting... Somehow I signed up for the mailing list and bought merch. Somehow I kept getting... And then it'd be like the photo, the flyer for their performance is me looking at this damn girl, dude. It was the worst.

Calling all creeps. Yeah, tongue on. Looking like the country wolf. Come on out. Totally. We had a burlesque show at like our elementary If you're a school fundraiser, no, sorry, re-school fundraiser when I lived in Silver Lake because they're like, we got to, we got to do it.

What? Do they have to? Yeah, they just want to do stuff like that to be like, we're Silver Lake? To just check back in with ourselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was great. It was fun. It was like some stand-ups.

Then this chick came out in her underwear with tassels on her tities and, like, wrote a unicycle and, like, did a whole thing to, like, Freddie Mercury. I want to ride my bicycle. This was for a third grade. It's so we got to look around me like, this is for preschool. Preschool fundraiser. Preschool fundraiser.

That seems insane. There's no children there. No, no. This is an evening thing. Stand-ups. A lot of big-name stand-ups that are funny. That's the best part of being in L.A. is your fundraiser.

You can have like professional awesome stand-ups. Yeah. Titties out and fun. Tiddy's out. Yeah. This is a sex party. John Ham's there with this huge dog. It's all good, dude.

Don't even worry about it. We're raising. We're buying books for the kids, sweetheart. I mean, I guess I'm a square. I was like, why are we doing, why this here? I'm with you. I'm with you. I don't think that's a pretty square.

I'm like, that's in poor taste. I mean, yeah. Whatever. Just sell candy bars, dude. That's what I think about. Candy bars. I'm with you. It's whatever.

I'm just like, we just fucking sell some candy bars or whatever. Come on. It's whatever. Like, sure, do it. But if I'm putting a fundraiser for children, it's at least got to be, I know this is for the adults to spend money,

but it doesn't, there doesn't need to be a sexual nature to it. There could just be a band. It could be a party. A band? Some comics, there doesn't need to be someone with their tities out. I think there's a little bit of like,

I think there's a little bit of like look at us we did it does that make sense where like we like you look around and maybe by the way I don't know maybe 95 or 90% of the room

was like this seems in poor taste but nobody wanted to say anything because nobody wants to look like as queer yeah or it's like look we can have like something that you deem sexual but it's actually just a performance it's not it's not sexual in any way

yeah her tities are out and so when I get on a you know cycle my dick's out. It's definitely not sexual. It's not sexual. Just because you think it's sexual that her titties are out, you can kind of see the outside of her butthole.

Yes. I'm sorry. You can see the color starting to change. Yeah. You can see just the outside part of her butthole. Yes, he was shooting silly strings of jizz across the room, but it's about how far it was going. Yeah.

It's nothing sexual about it. It's a talent. It wasn't sexual at all. all. So I'm not a, so I'm not a square. You guys feel the same way. Yeah, no, that's, I do. I don't. I do think, uh, if it's a, if it's a, if it's a, for a thing for kids, it shouldn't, it shouldn't be sexual. Yeah. I don't think you, yeah, because. And by the way, if you would have told me this two years ago before I had a child, I'm like, no, let him see the titties. But now I have a little kid. And there's just nothing sexual about that at all. It's just like a cute, pure, innocent little creature. I'm like, it shouldn't be sexual having anything to do with this. And again, and again, kids weren't there. It was a, it was a evening. I know, I know, but you could make so much money for the school

if you just went to the strip club and, like, all funds go back to the school. It's just like that's... No, I'm surprised you didn't say it wasn't at... Blake's constantly pitching this. Like, dude, let's go to Magic City. All proceeds go back into the school. Let's go to Thunder Down Under. This is Blake pitching.

Let's go to Thunder Down Under. We see some Dick's wagling and wiggling. Hey, just, all you got to do is Warner Brother and I'll be there, man. Come on. Let's pull up. Stop it with that, dude. Stop under, down under, baby. That's for the kids. This is for the kids. I'm sure there is a school. What is that strip club that it's not, they don't take their clothes all the way off? Like a bikini bar. That's a lot of, like, bikini bars. It's a bikini bar, but it's famous. It's, we went to it.

Jumbos. Jumbos. Jumbos. Clown Room. Jumbos. Great bar. Great bar. Great, great. Great, but essentially it's a trip club. But, yeah, but it's a bikini. Not fully nude. There, for sure, is a high school, uh, or not a high school, a, a, what Ders just said, a fundraiser for a school, high school, middle school, elementary school or something.

They did that in L.A. Someone had to have done that at some point. The merch would be amazing, right? Could you imagine? Like, if they're willing to do a burlesh show, like, it's a, it's a, it's for the high school football team and all the parents get together and they're like, hey, we're going to do it at jumbos, huh? We'll make some money.

Honey? What do you think, honey? It's just a bunch of dads. And by the way, selling me. By the way, I'm for that. Yeah, this is cold, dude. It's the fact that they were so young. I feel like by the time you get in high school, if it's for the football team or something

and it's just the parents that go, I'm a little more on board with that. And Blake, tell me more about this merch. You're like, I can just see it. I can't see it. What is the merch? Well, you've got the name of the high school. Give me specifics. You've got like the, what high school, what football team?

But it's like, you know, the Matt Adores. Let's say Hollywood High. Hollywood High. Yeah, it's like I went to the Patriots Hollywood High fundraiser night at Jumbos. And all I got was this t-shirt. And then it's a cool drawing of like a chick with like her butt cheeks and like a thong or something. Right. But now in my mind, I'm like, that's not okay.

Why not? That's cool. It wouldn't be because it's outside of the, it's outside of jumbos now. Like a kid's wearing that to school. Now it's like, I don't know. Yeah, I guess you're right. See, it's a slippery slope. If you're lucky.

Let's keep butt cheeks out of our school. Hey, let's keep the butt cheeks out of school. Hey, you know what? I was going to make a joke about how Hollywood High can't be the Patriots because they, that would be, that would be too. hearsay? I mean... Yeah. He's hitting snooze.

He's hitting snooze. That would be too, like, Republican or something for them to be... Right. But it is. Yeah. But their mascot are the sheeks. Yeah. That's cool.

What, dude? The she's never seen that huge painting on the side of the school? Like the fucking... I guess I never noticed. I guess I never noticed it. The sheiks. All I ever notice is, like, it's like, Lauren. Spishburn, it's fucking sick.

Yeah, who's gone there? Yeah, it has. And then it's like all the alumni on the side, the mural, it's fire. Well, I don't even, what is a sheik? It's just like a Middle Eastern guy that wears a hat. I couldn't describe it better myself. Yeah, that's correct. Smart points, brother.

Yes, points. Is that your final answer? Any takebacks or misspeaks. What is a she? Any characterizations or... Okay. An Arab leader, in particular the chief or head of an Arab tribe, village, or family that wears a hat. That's sick.

What kind of hat? A big, ten gallon hat. That seems like such an insane thing for Hollywood High School to be as their mascot. Their mascot is an Arab leader, a chief or a head of an Arab tribe. if you weren't kind of yelling into the microphone I feel I feel like we're having a conversation

but the way that you're raising your voice just enough tells me that you don't approve of it you're shooting us off into the manosphere brother I love this no no no no it just dude my my high school was the Indians

right and we changed it out of respect for the Native Americans I'm just saying that was big of you guys I got to get my Arab American. And now you're the Patriots, right? Yes, and we change it to the Patriots.

Which is almost worse. I got to get my Arab American homies to march down to Hollywood High School and demand that they change it to also the Patriots. Because the fact that this hasn't been changed is pretty fucking weird to me. It is a little concerned. I know we talked about people running for president. I think this is Adams platform. You should run, brother. You should run.

I should run. It was named up to the 1921 movie The Sheik. Sure. We're clapping. So, you know what? Let's change it to the Shrex. Let's update it. That would be great.

Fucking Hollywood High Shrex. Oh, that would be actually. Yeah, the ogres. Wayne Mams. The ogres, baby. That is so sick. That would be sick. I'd rep some ogre merch.

But does it change your mind that it's named after a movie? I've got to watch the movie. I guess, yeah. I don't know. What's the movie? Yeah, we got to see this movie. The Sheik. Yeah.

That sounds sick. I'm in. Any takebacks, any apologies, any epic, epic slams. Hmm. Well, I guess I'll see you guys on the other side of doing 100 pushups and 50 pull-ups. Absolutely. Any call-outs. I mean, just get your tickets to Vegas and get your tickets for the cruise.

That's right. Oh, good shit. Hell, yeah, that is true. It's going to be a lot of fun in November. I realize that, what, November, what, 20th? It's the week before Thanksgiving, right? Yeah. That's how I'm remembering it.

The Vegas date. November 20th, I want to say? During F1. Bopo, Bopo, Bosa! Yes, November 20th. It's the weekend before Thanksgiving, whatever that is. That's going to be a fucking banger. Thursday, November 20th, come on down to Viva, Las Vegas. Yeah, that's going to be so fucking sick.

I'm so excited. See that again. We're going to have a blast. And then, of course, the cruise. I realized that this is our only live show all year long, So we got to bang it out, baby. We really got to get burlesque with it. We do got to get a little burlesque with it.

I would like to shout out Cozies, which is a brand that sent my wife a bunch of different, like pajamas for our son, Bo. And then they addressed it to me, actually, and I open it up and I'm like, oh, it's stuff for Bo. This is nice. This company just sent us a bunch of stuff. I don't get anything? Yeah, I was like, well, they actually sent me like a matching outfit. And I'm like, like, it's lame, nerd. That's cute.

Wow, dude. My wife made me take a photo. I'm like, do not release this in the wild. I look like such a dork. You got to save that for like Christmas morning. Yeah, you got to save it. But it's for, it's like tools. It was like a bunch of tools.

You don't know how to use those. So I don't know how to use those. I'm not a real man. So it did make a lot of sense. But the pajamas for my son were on. Awesome. They were great. So big shout out to Cozies. And inside, they actually sent me a $30 gift card to Chick-fil-A. Okay. For a bucket of breadless nugs? Yeah. So naked nugs. You got, you got products sent to you from this company and they gave you a random Chick-Fillay gift card.

Yes, because the richer getting richer. I love it. And then inside it said, I hope you you don't run into any more Karens at Chick-fil-A, get your naked nugs. Oh, so they're T-I-I-Nation. So they're T-I-I-Nation. So big shout out to Cozies. Really appreciate it. Well, Blake, do you have any kids? So many.

Yeah, yeah. And I have a few kids, and they'd love to be cozy. So shout out Cozy. Yeah, I would love it. Maybe Cozy, hook them up as well. I don't know. I don't know if it's for... Or just send me a gift certificate to some fast food restaurant.

I'm into that. Yeah, well, tell a better story. And that was another episode of... This is important. Give me a hell yeah. Remember how Blake kept saying he wants to fuck dudes? I didn't say that. Running back.

Everyone's like, stop picking on them. I'm like, I can't. I'm not even. I can. I'm not even. I can't. I'm just asking, hey, what did you just say? And why'd you just say it?

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