This Is Important - Ep 265: Yogurt-Slingers & AI Dead-Ringers
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A.I. Me. And it's Adam Devine sad drinking off.
Suck to fucking spit out of my fucking mouth right now.
Let's go
Oh
Oh, it's still playing
Oh, from last week
What was?
That's from last week?
Damn.
It's got staying power
Yeah, Sean Keeson's ready to go, baby.
Okay, let's go.
What's up, gentlemen?
What's good with you guys?
Oh, man, what's good?
Can we do a check-in?
Like a mental health?
check-in? A mental health
check-in. Oh, shit. I feel like you guys
found me on a good day. You good?
I feel like you found me on a good day.
How's that even possible? I don't know. Usually I'm pretty
down in the dumps. Yeah, with your life?
Yeah, with your life? Yeah, how's that
even possible? I'm usually
pretty down in the dumps, but I'm feeling pretty
good. I love talking to my boys.
Are you? Are you down in the dumps? I know we
kind of dog on you, but why are you
down in the dumps, buddy? I love you.
You could tell us. I think
I think I'm naturally just a kind of more of a depressed type of person.
What is the word morose?
Is that the word?
Are you?
Yeah, that feels very Edgar Allen Poe to me.
Yeah, well, you definitely always think that things aren't going to work out and what we're doing is sucks and is stupid.
Bullseye.
Yeah, I'm very much our biggest hater.
Yeah, well, I remember the very first show we ever did together.
the instruments of destruction
2002 OCC
Oh you and I together
Not DIRS this is that OCC
This is pre
There's a sketch show
I'm gonna go take a shit real quick
Yeah it was a sketch show
That we did together
And right as we're about to go out
To do the very first sketch
And we're back there
We're kind of like memorizing
You know going over the scene real quick
Or you're sort of stealing yourself
To get to go on stage
And perform in front of the like
100 people that are in the little
black box uh blake goes this sucks this is stupid this isn't gonna work and i'm like what
he's like yeah this isn't going to work this is stupid we shouldn't do this you're never funny
and i'm like i don't recall that yeah wow that you have that memory i do and i remember being like oh yeah
is this the guy i wanted my fucking comedy duo yeah i'm like i'm like he's in my foxhole for the rest of my
life.
Yeah.
Crazy.
And is that what goes on your head for everything, always?
Maybe.
Yeah, I wasn't thinking of it in a, in terms of like a career.
Yeah, I more get down in the dumps just about general, like, humanity and that kind of
stuff, the heaviness of life.
And the cost of BSPN that we were talking about before we got on here?
Like, I miss cable.
I miss owning CDs.
I miss physical.
You still own them, right?
I still have all my CDs.
Okay.
But I miss going every Tuesday to the warehouse.
I remember when Sam was trying to get you to purge your CD collection.
It was impossible.
You said, why don't I purge you, huh?
I'm keeping the CDs.
I got rid of like, ah, Ben.
But remember, you guys kind of convinced me to not get rid of anything.
Well, to me, I'm like...
That was a bit.
That was a bit.
Yeah, we were Joshy with you.
You're a collector
That's your thing
So you might as well
If you have the space to
Keep it
I mean essentially you
What's the A to you?
You basically have to keep working
So you can keep buying
Getting bigger and bigger houses
So you can be
The crap
So you can be a hoarder
But it doesn't look like
You're a hoarder
The issue is if you're a hoarder
In the way that you are
But then you
Can afford a big house
Then you're just in a small house
with all the shit. That's when
the state comes and takes
her children away. That's when it gets
cool, though, when you have to, like, build
pathways through rooms and you
just open a door and it's like, well,
I guess this is full. There's one
hoarder house in our neighborhood, which is
like, obviously, it's a very
nice neighborhood where I live.
Obviously. Obviously.
Obviously. Obviously.
But, you know, it's a beach community, and there's
very nice homes here. And
and there's one house that
that is bit that it must have been in the family for you know 80 years or something yeah and they have
just stuff you walk past in the evening and you can see inside buggy boards and just stuff stuff stacked
to the ceilings yeah and like like multiple fans yeah they must not have a c or yeah obviously but
i mean obviously but they just there's just a million fans going on at once yeah oh that's kind of
wild yeah yeah
It's a very strange.
I make a point to always loop around to just get a quick beat because it's fucking fascinating, dude.
How people can live like that.
It's a disease.
Is this a Texas chainsaw massacre house situation where it's just you kind of see like things moving and door slamming?
Yeah, just an eye through a little slit.
Yeah, is it scary?
Are you afraid?
Beach has eyes.
It has it give you fear in your body.
No, it's more of like, kind of a little bit of sadness where I'm like, I hope they're okay in there.
Like, did they eat themselves inside of the home and now they can't get out?
Okay.
Yeah.
Because there's always just like, there's like pizza.
You know how like really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really big people.
Uh-huh.
They can't leave their, they've eaten themselves so big that they can't exit.
Yeah.
And like the fire department has to like remove a wall.
Yeah.
I'll take a wall out.
Yeah.
Right, right, right.
I can't stop eating.
And that's kind of what I'm seeing because there's just like, like pizza boxes and like shit in the front yard, like stacked up.
Sure.
So many macros.
Look at all those macros.
Macros are through the roof.
Well, that, yeah, no, I mean, because I don't think it's because they're like saving the pizza for later or anything.
It's like they can't throw it away because they think it has some significance in their life.
lives, right?
Apparently, and is that what you're, you're not a hoarder as much, because you do throw away
trash, but you, but you keep every, I can always count on you, because I'm so bad at,
at keeping any sort of memorabilia or, sure, or anything.
And then I'm like, I don't need it.
And then later, I'm like, you'll, you'll bring it out.
I'll see you wear a T-shirt or something from that we did, right, thing that we did back in
the day.
And I'm like, oh, fuck, that's a cool shirt.
I wish I would have kept that.
But, Adam, you hold on to memories, and Blake lets those go.
And that's why you guys worked so well together.
I've got our day pass from the Super Bowl.
It's a Super Bowl.
Yeah, threw that away immediately.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, no, come on.
I keep all our landowners.
What is that even for now?
What do you mean?
I guess I'm saying, like, where do you make room to have that be a thing in your life?
Well, I just have a tub where I keep all the lanyards from all the experiences we've ever done.
Yeah.
I think I kept keys from our tour
Like all the plastic keys
And then I don't know
Like a few months ago I was like
Or I just chuck all this plastic into the sea
Like what are we doing here?
Okay
You know
You're fucking disaster my guy
You didn't even throw it in the recycling bin
You went immediately to the sea
You're like I have to charter a boat
Yeah
And take it out in the ocean
And just start chucking them
Yeah
And dump it
Slay some things
Wait let's get to the memory
Like the pizza
boxes. In your mind, Blake,
these are, it's not about
like waste, because some people
it's like, I feel like I could use that
box for something else, like, in the future.
And so they can't let go of it because
it could be useful later. Or
you think it's like a... That's what you see
on those hoarder shows.
Which I started to watch and then I'm
like, man, I don't know. Some of them
are just too... When they keep finding cats.
You want it to be... Oh, there's like
a lot of dead animals. Yeah, they're like
under the couch. Yeah. It's crazy.
It's pretty, and the smells just have to be, anytime I'm like, I wish we had smell of vision for those, because that would be really cool.
Oh, you wish for that?
Yeah.
Well, I just, sometimes I wonder, what does it smell?
You're an experiential guy.
What does it smell like?
It's just, it's just, it's just, pee.
It's pretty simple.
I can tell you.
Yeah, it's dust.
It's mildew and pee.
I wonder, I wonder if, you know how, like, those theaters have, like, the 4D experience, or the 4D experience where they, like, smell.
they'll like spray a scent or there if there's like a water thing they'll like squirt you in the face with water and shit yeah i did that yeah kung fu panda bear that'd be cool if like it's a hoarder in a movie and it just all of a sudden just reeks like dead cats and piss and mildew you're like wow too real i have to leave you know how they have they have the sphere in Vegas but now they're starting to have like these theaters that are like kind of mini spheres around town and i saw they were playing uh like the matrix
but like sort of like all-encompassing.
So it's like a round, they've formatted it.
Yeah, that'd be sick.
Cool, dude.
What is that theater?
It's down by the staples, not staples, sorry, the Intuit don't.
Well, that's for like sports viewing.
That's like a sports viewing thing.
The one Blake's talking about is the three screens
and then they like light the walls, the color of the movie as well.
I don't know.
I think the one with the sports viewing, they are also starting to convert to movies as well.
Got it.
Yeah, I thought it was movies as well.
God.
Todd, look that up.
It's by Intuit Dome.
It's in Inglewood.
And it's up to some good.
So, like, when you, like, go in the Matrix, like, you know when it's all the zeros and ones,
coding or whatever, like, it, like, fully, the whole feeder turns into that.
Yeah.
That would be so fun to do acid for the first time together and go to that.
Yes, sir.
It's called, it's called Cosm.
Is that the name?
Fucking bad name.
Yes, I think it is.
Yeah.
Which it is C-O-S-M.
C-O-S-M. Cosm?
What a fucking dog shit?
That's a bad name because it's actually very cool.
And then I sent you guys ScreenX, which is less cool, but maybe a better name?
ScreenX sounds, I mean, it's very sexual.
What screen-in-X?
Like CleanX.
You might need some Kleenex.
Oh.
Cosm's Inglewood's newest entertainment venue is now open after Breaking Ground,
similar to the sphere in Las Vegas.
Yeah, it looks unreal.
And yeah, it's showing right here.
It's showing the Matrix.
You can watch baseball or football, basketball games.
It looks sick, dude.
That'd be fun just to go and you're like,
maybe you don't have money to go get dope seats at a clipper game or whatever.
But you just go there, you have some beers.
Can you just go and just have some drinks and some food and that's it?
Or is there a cover chart?
This is what starting to worry me about society
Is that things are
Things are becoming so expensive
Making me sad
That we are creating these like
Experiences that are like the runoff
And I'm like
When you go to Disney and they're like
Go on a safari or like a submarine thing
And you just are cruising by not real fish
Well
And it's like
Yes but also I think everything is moving towards that
Like, think about the Google glasses or whatever.
The Metaverse.
Yeah, like, you can go on vacations now and all this bullshit.
I know.
And I think that it's, I think it's cool that it, like, provides a service to people who would never go on safari somewhere, right?
But at the same time, I'm just like, at what point are we swallowed by those experiences?
And then the real thing just doesn't even exist.
And then it's like, we don't need rhinoceruses.
You could just watch a movie about them.
there. It feels real. You can smell it.
It's got screen X smell of vision or whatever
now. Like, who gives it from? It smells like shit.
Yeah. Yeah. It smells exactly how I thought
it would smell. And like, then we're just ready player
one. Oh, man. Yeah.
Yeah. And that's for our grandkids to
like really worry about. But for us
it's just kind of dope.
It's kind of cool to be in the Matrix.
Yeah. Yeah. For us, it's just
like cool, watching cool movies from the
90s and they're cooler
now. Yeah. We're just trying to
solve getting people to watch
movies again sit down for two hours and watch things we're trying to solve that what gets you to
the movies naked gun dude come on let's go yeah that was the last that was the last movie i saw in the
theater is how was it it was fun it was fun yeah it was really fun how to do didn't do good right
no it did pretty well it didn't do it didn't like blow the doors yeah uh the lid off or whatever
that cool saying is the lid the lid off the doors the doors off the lid is that a new thing too like
I feel like everybody now says like how to do like I never who gives a fuck did you like it
that should be the first thing out everybody like cares how movies does it just because the industry
is so bad that we've created well the press has created this whole the press has created this whole
big media yeah they're the enemy this is important look at him back there that shit's important
every week is like is this the movie that's going to save the industry and we're putting
these like
lenses over it
and it's like
is this movie
gonna save comedy
and it's like
how about
we decide
comedy is wanted
and then we make
comedies
and there's one
every week
and guess what
people will go
to see them
if they're funny
and they're good
yeah
yeah the issue
I think with that
is they used to be
able to put a movie
out and it just
did okay
but then it
becomes a huge hit
with DVD
DVD
come on
I want to buy them again
and then suddenly
they
all their money back and they made more money
and then they could make all these mid-budget
comedies. Here's my argument.
Right, right, right. Here's what I think
people who make movies
want now, which is
sure things and big bucks.
And they don't want just...
And they don't want just a little bit of money anymore.
That's not okay anymore. Yeah. Which is
totally insane because when I say a little
bit of money, I still mean
millions and millions and millions of dollars.
Crazy amount. But like, I look at
A-24, they're just...
They've got tastemakers there that are like this, that, this, that.
And guess what?
Not every movie they make bankrolls them.
But they've got somebody there with good taste who makes good movies and they're doing really fucking well.
Are they Marvel?
No.
But they're like, why do we need to be Marvel?
Right.
Well, I know it's, it's Hollywood.
But it's, I mean, how nice would it be if you could just make your money back on a movie?
make a little bit of money
and everyone got paid
the executives
all keep their jobs
they're doing stuff that people like
everyone made money
and then the studio made
a little bit of money on their investment
they made their 10% back or whatever
I mean it's just
I mean greed isn't a new thing
why is the greed so
blatant now why is it so
like crippling at this point
it used to be cool
to have a cool job.
You know what I mean?
To like...
This is the Seinfeld quote.
Yeah, Seinfeld quote.
He talked about this.
But he's right.
It used to be cool to like,
to be a photographer and you take cool photos and you get a meet cool people.
But then people are like, yeah, but are you the most famous highest paid photographer?
Right.
Well, then you're not shit.
Right.
And you're like, oh, okay.
Yeah.
I think things have just got back to my thing.
I'm like, things have just gotten so expensive that like,
if you're a photographer just like a regular not like fucking the biggest photographer if you're just a photographer you can't afford anything so you're like oh you're a photographer so like life sucks it's kind of rough and you're never gonna get gonna go to Disneyland because it costs a zillion dollars to go to Disneyland now yeah and so like people are just chasing this like ever narrowing bottleneck where it's like I just want to do the cool stuff I grew up thinking about even though it's like wildly 30,
X expensive than it was when we were kids
and we knew like
I knew one person's dad would like
season tickets to the white socks
Yeah, that's elite shit
And like they did well but they weren't like
loaded but now it's like
you have season tickets to like
Like fuck okay shit
I mean where his seats were they were good
They were like right by first base
But it's just like it's everything's becoming like
unattainable
I know I had a conversation with my parents
We were out on a walk and I'm like
Yeah and my parents are very
very open-minded and they are like, yeah, it's so much harder for this, you know, this generation.
I'm like, yeah.
And like, you know, what you guys were able to buy a house for our generation, they can't
buy a house because the math just doesn't make sense anymore.
The math ain't math and the math and the math doesn't math.
And they're like, well, it still was, even though it was, we bought our first house for
$25,000.
Yeah.
It was still a lot of money to us because we got paid a lot less.
And I'm like, so how much did you get paid?
And my dad was like, oh, we only made, you know, 50, between the two, it was 50, 60,000
at that point.
And I'm like, dad, that is what people make nowadays.
Right.
And that same house is $800,000.
Yeah.
It's like, it's a completely different thing now.
Yeah.
It's a fucking bummer.
That's it, guys.
We're done.
We're fucking done here.
I'm done.
This is important.
I'm pissed now.
Give me my meta fucking.
fucking goggles and give me
some fucking machine that sucks
my wiener as I watch it and then I'm good
man yeah that's cool
actually actually yeah
like we're still all are we
we're recording wow we are
we are still live
oopsie wait a minute
whoopsie honey don't listen to this
episode sorry about that
daddy will be in the ADU
surrounded by my
trash
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Back to your CDs.
People used to have their own shit.
Like now everything is a subscriber base.
like what is that fucking like toothbrush that might maybe even sponsored us back in the day
where it's like you the toothbrush dies and then you need to like subscribe to be sent a new
toothbrush and it's like huh what I can't just have a toothbrush that lasts six months or what the
fuck ever yeah and then yeah and then you have to be then the then their whole thing was well
we'll send you a toothbrush every three months and so you'll have a new one and you're like
I want to have my crusty-ass toothbrush for ever
three years. The toothbrush
that looks like Giles' hair. Before my
wife demands
that we throw it away
and maggots are growing in the cup.
It's making your teeth
worse. It's making your teeth
worse, dude. Crazy. Look at you.
Look at those teeth. Oh, my God. Thank you
God. I went to the dentist today
and they were like, oh,
looks like you've cut back
on your coffee intake. These are
looking great. And I'm like, no.
I've picked it back up
baby I'm back up to three
three four cups a day again
and I did not slow down
I'm fucking ramping back up and they're like
oh wow sir sit back down sir
and then they and then they
dialed it back and we're like
oh no just kidding yeah no actually
there is some discoloration back here we gotta
get that I'm like you fucking liar
you were complimenting my
teeth I'm never coming back here again
Adam
what are you doing at the dentist bro
What?
Don't go there.
Don't trust them.
Don't trust them.
What did you say?
What did you say?
Suck the fucking spit out of my fucking mouth right now.
Did you say?
Yeah, but I was pretty stoked at my clean bill of health, you know.
It's always nice when you leave, no cavities, nothing.
They're like, ooh, this is good looking.
Good for you.
Perfect.
I think that's one of the best things about 2025.
Is it like dental hygiene?
Is off the chain?
It's off the chain.
Like, I don't know how much other stuff we need that we're doing health-wise.
I know there's like a new thing every month.
It's like, are you doing this?
You got, but like brushing your teeth, it's great.
We've really figured it out.
Well, I did, I did find out that my dentist, who I really like, he's a great guy, the office is fun, the people that clean.
A little bit of a liar, but yeah, go ahead.
Well, I was just punking him a little bit.
The office is clean.
The office is, I didn't say clean.
They are the, the, the people that clean the teeth, where they, the hygienists, I guess.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're like, sweethearts, everyone's super nice.
Everywhere.
And then as I leave, they're like, well, where do we send the bill?
And I'm like, to my insurance.
And they go, we don't take your insurance anymore.
Dude, same thing.
And I'm like, no.
Wait, what?
That's life.
And it was $500 for just a teeth cleaning.
Yeah.
And I'm like, how did.
And so now I'm like, do I have to leave this dentist where I really like who's really
close to my house?
Yeah.
That I'm like, now I got to go find a new dentist.
My wife just had that pulled on her where they were like, it's honestly just too much
of a rigmarole to go through insurance now
dude i i keep having that with
you know with my many ailments
this is what i'm talking about what
where are we going where do we go from here
how does anybody exist in this world man
it's gotten much too hard
and then you've gotten
you gotta start cleaning your kids teeth it's like
fucking holy shit dude no they fall out oh my god
i was with the boys by myself
last weekend while emma was out running
this thing called hood to coast right
Have you ever heard of that?
It's like a 200-mile relay or something.
I'm by myself with the boys.
Your wife runs so many races.
It's wild.
Cool name.
Boy's not...
Big boy knocks little boy's teeth out.
What?
Baby teeth.
Like fighting-wise or accidental?
No, they were playing some game with like rings in the pool.
Okay.
Metal rings or...
Brass rings?
I give my son's brass rings and I say, you always reach for this.
No, like the pool rings, right?
And he just like whipped it at his face.
teeth out and I'm like
I'm like yeah
no it's going good here
couple teeth got knocked out like
it's just what's going
those calls of being like on your
room like I'm dadding this weekend it's just me boys
I got it we're taking care of it
don't worry about anything honey
immediately teeth are broken
and she's made like the list of all the things you need to do
and I got to be like I lost a tooth
and she's like as long as it's a baby tooth don't worry
about it and I'm like I love you
that's that's a
Actually, great.
And then I instantly call back.
Call her back.
I didn't mean that.
I'm so sorry.
I did mean that for you.
I'm just been hanging out with the kids all day and saying I love you.
My son did a weird thing.
He woke up the other morning and we go to get him out of the crib.
Oh, Chloe was getting him.
And she calls me and she's like, Adam, come here.
I come in and there's blood everywhere.
And there's blood all over his face.
And he's just smiling.
He's just like, yeah.
And that's cool.
And we're like, uh,
Chloe's nose is gone.
A bird flew through the window.
He ate a bird.
No, and we're like looking around, like, did he scratch himself?
Like, what is going on?
No scratches.
This kid bit his tongue so hard that he just soaked his.
And we were like, we didn't wake up.
We was, you know, we have a monitor.
Like, if he was screaming, we would have heard it.
Yeah, but you just turn it off at night.
Oh, my God!
We go and we look.
We go back to the snooze button.
We go back to look to see if he did scream.
You could tell when he bit his tongue.
Oh, you can rewind on that?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
And it'll be like the moments of like that he was really moving around.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You could tell the moment that he bit it.
He was laying on his back and he like moves and he bit bit it.
And he goes, silent, silent scream.
Like he goes, oh, my God.
He's in a dream.
And it holds it there for, like, a minute and a half.
It was like, oh, my God.
Yeah, and then turns around and then just buries his face into the, into the mats or whatever, the crib.
And then just smeared blood all over the place.
It looked like a-fired.
That's a crime scene, dude.
And didn't make a peep.
Didn't make a peep.
And then you look, we're like, hey, buddy, stick out your tongue.
We're all like, stick your tongue out.
It's like purple.
Huge chunk, all raised, like, a vicious bite.
I'm like, fuck, that's brutal.
Yeah, it was, it was wild.
And I was like, did you teach him the lesson?
Thank God, I wasn't home alone with him when he did this.
Right.
So it would have been my fault.
It would have been like, why did you allow him to bite his tongue off?
He would have swallowed his tongue.
Driven to the ER and then been like, he's not in the car.
Fuck.
Oh, shit.
I knew I forgot something.
I knew I forgot him.
God damn it.
He's just on the hood.
He's on the hood, isn't he?
He's on the hood, isn't it?
Oh, it's brutal, dude.
God damn.
Oh, man.
Remember the jackass where they put the baby seat on the roof?
I remember thinking that was like the funniest thing in the world.
And then you have kids and you go, that's not as funny as you think it is.
It's not funny.
It's not funny.
Jackass ain't hitting like it used to.
Maybe too real.
Because you just, you, it's not like, I never would be like, oh, I have kids.
So like, I now know, like, if my kid was on the roof, that wouldn't be funny.
but now I have kids
if I saw someone else's
kid on the roof
I turn into hero mode and go
I run after that
because I know what they are dealing with
you put your children's life
in danger trying to save that child
yeah you throw the e-break on
I sketch I grab the bag of the car
and I skitch on my son
as a skateboard
take the wheel skin off
road rash road rash
what also was so brutal about that prank
is like I think Johnny Knoxville would like
then you jump out of the car
just grab it and take it back in and then drive off
like no explanation.
So that person was just left like
what the fuck just happened.
Yeah, very confused.
Also, now I'm a father.
There's never a point
that my child
in the car seat, it's too heavy.
Like those things combined.
I'm like, this is a 70 pound
to put him to put him all the way
on top of the car.
Oh, that's hard for you?
Very hard.
Very, very hard.
There's not one moment that I would want to,
that I would lift him all the way up
and put him on top of the car.
Yeah, I said generally, yeah, don't do that.
But then what?
Do you just put him on the curb?
Just kind of kick it?
Absolutely.
Honestly, Adam, yeah.
10 of those a day will get you checked.
Dude.
That's how I dial it in.
Yeah, now that's dialing it in.
Lifting your kids as a workout is gangster, dude.
I mean, that's, I, I have hurt myself so many times lifting kids up.
Of course, yeah.
Just throwing back out.
Before you had children.
What?
What?
You used to lift kids all the time.
It's crazy.
I go, look at this.
Oh, God damn it.
Can't take them?
Come over here.
No, just like leaning into a crib and like lifting them up or like, oh, sure.
You know, whatever the situation is.
I mean, knock on wood, nobody's, none of us have like thrown our back out yet, right?
Of course I have.
Oh, yeah, all the time.
What do you mean?
You, you've never thrown your back out?
Where you're, like, have to, like, lay on the couch for a whole ass day?
Yeah.
Yeah, of course I have.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, I don't even know that.
I haven't done that yet, thank God.
I think it's because I'm bionic.
Well, you had the back surgery.
They injected youth serum into that.
Yeah, I have a little infants in there.
Yeah.
It feels good.
Baby got back.
Yeah, mine was not back related.
I just was getting those back spasms when we were on tour, and my back just, like, fully went out, and I had to lay.
I forget where we were, but I just laid on the full.
floor of the nice that's why i like staying in nice hotel rooms because i'm like at least if i can
lay on the floor here i'm not going to find a used condom condom wrapper it's a fancy man's jiz
i guess it was like i was like the specific moment because i know it's like pretty common for like
dads to go down to like pick up even moms probably you go to pick up your kid and then it's just
like that's it you're not moving the rest of the day all the time you've had you've had a total
shutdown yeah but that's why you just got to fucking load your back and look like
like a total weirdo and left with your legs, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just like fucking, what do they call it, vanilla gorilla?
God damn.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you.
This is 40, yeah.
Dad, dad talk.
God, dad talk.
And you go to the doctor, they don't even let you use your insurance.
God, damn, this is a pretty educational, freaking pod we got.
Pretty charged.
Yeah, this is, yeah, we're more charged than I thought we were going to be this pod.
I mean, I'm pissed now.
There's just a, there's just a lot of shit.
I mean, this all got kicked off when Isaac was talking about,
you got to pay extra for ESPN now.
And I'm like, I feel like everything.
Like, how did we get hoodwinked into this?
Direct TV was off the chank.
It was fucking ass, dude.
It was fucking great.
I remember when it was a big deal to, like, when we,
when workaholics first popped off, when we first got workaholics,
I remember upgrading to the DirecTV package where I got everything, including all the movie channels.
And I'm like, fucking, I got it all.
By the way, I still pay for it.
I don't even know how to watch my DirecTV anymore.
And when I go back to, like, the boxes are just all fucked up when I'm in my house in Hollywood.
Yeah.
It just none of it works.
So I'm assuming it's so great.
You can stop paying.
Cut the cord.
I wouldn't even know how.
So I'm going to forever.
It's only $400 a month.
Yeah, I remember it being, yeah, it's very expensive.
But why do we like DirecTV more than...
I understand now you have to buy it's this and this and this and this and this and this.
And it ends up being the same as the DirecTV with all the things.
But isn't it nice to be able to just click, I want to watch this right now?
You don't like that.
We had that.
Like, you could still do, like, on demand.
That's true.
You could browse on demand.
Everything that was like on HBO or whatever,
you could go to HBO on demand and click on it if you wanted to.
Is that real, ma'am?
I don't remember that.
But that was after a certain amount of time, like the show had already been out.
Sure. But it exists.
It existed.
What I will say is like I like clicking channels.
I like channel surfing.
I like, when I go to a hotel and I turn the TV on and it's the middle of X movie,
we all know the movies.
That if it's on, you're finishing the movie
Shawshank.
Or if you've never seen...
Dude, I watched a bunch of episodes of Columbo
this past weekend in Wisconsin.
Yep.
What the hell?
Okey dokey.
Doing some research.
Are they good?
I remember those being like a snoozer.
No, Columbo rocks, dude.
He's the fucking man.
I mean, I got a...
Yeah, don't sleep.
You won't sleep on Columbo.
But anyway, I'd never seen it before
and I was like, oh, this is Columbo.
I'm going to watch it.
I got to look him up.
Yeah, I miss that.
Watching, like, random shit
that you normally wouldn't
watch, but you're just like, I guess I'm
watching NCIS, New Orleans.
Yeah. And it's like not a thing, not a thing
that I would watch, but you just watch
part of it. And you could discover it.
You could get hooked by it
as opposed to just browsing
things and being like, am I going to click
on this? And it's too easy not to.
Yeah, that's the danger of, it's the danger
of what is it when you're targeted? Like,
what is it called? Like your algorithm. The algorithm.
Yeah. That's the danger of it.
Nobody discovers, it's really hard to discover anything new or organically or think outside of your box or shell because everything is catered to you.
Did I tell you guys about the algorithm and how it got me on YouTube? I'm never on YouTube.
Did I tell this?
No.
To your other podcast more important.
Yeah, I'm never on YouTube. I got on YouTube TV or whatever and I'm just like, okay, maybe I thumb through.
And then it was like, you know, some stand-ups that I know, you know, the Shane Gillis, the, you know, Tom Seguera.
And I'm like, yeah, okay, I know these guys.
It would make sense that that's the algorithm thinks that I would like this stuff.
Yeah.
The Manosphere.
You're in the manosphere.
Yeah.
I'm in the little bit of the Manosphere.
And then a commercial popped up and it was a Muppet.
And it was just like a sad Muppet.
And it was talking about how like he's a man.
loneliness and depression and how he watches too much online pornography.
And it was this Muppet jerking off alone and then crying.
And it was about this Muppet getting...
First off, it's not a Muppet, it's a puppet.
Your Muppets are Jim Henson.
Brian Henson.
It was a puppet, but they made it look like a Muppet.
And he was depressed.
And it's crying because it jerks off too much.
Because it jerks off too much.
and that's i was getting targeted that i'm like what the fuck
you start stroking your screen
like i feel i want that show what the hell
yeah i don't it and i'm never on youtube and this is like
out the gate this is what it thought that i needed to see
and i'm like huh well what time was it that you were watching this
it was kind of late because i feel like the commercials i get late
by the way i i've stopped paying i pay i now pay for youtube
to avoid commercials that's crazy
Because they just used to drive me fucking absolutely crazy.
They're terrible.
But the ones late night would be like this.
Where you're just like, my life's not that bad.
I just don't have to get up in the morning.
What the fuck you?
This isn't me.
I'm not this guy.
They got some weird ones now that are like blatantly AI.
It's like the person talking.
It's like, and you're...
Dude, I saw Oprah.
Yeah, your beast of a yogurt slinger will be hard for over 30 minutes
at a time. It's fucking madness.
You're speaking my language now.
I saw one where Oprah was like,
if you drink this every morning, I'm not kidding,
you will be a new person. And it was just not Oprah,
but it was like her from a talk show talking this way
and then it was, it changed her mouth and it.
But they were selling something? Yes.
And it was an Oprah voice. She must have greenlighted it.
No. No. She had to have given permission. That has to be illegal.
Otherwise it's going to be us.
You do it until somebody gives you a cease and desist.
And you go, it doesn't matter.
We already got what we wanted.
We'll do it now with Blake Anderson.
That doesn't work.
Gotcha, bitch.
That doesn't work like Oprah.
Well, that was the Muppet.
Yeah.
It's like when you used to make the, when you had your t-shirt company and you would
essentially steal characters of the Simpsons and shit.
Oh, right.
And then they would send a cease and desist and you'd go, okay, we're done.
We already sold those T-shirts.
It doesn't matter.
You got the cash.
Yeah.
Yeah, you already got the cash.
Welcome to YouTube.
Yeah, you're right.
That's exactly what they're going to do.
So whoever made that Muppet jerking off,
sorry, puppet, like, sorry, didn't mean to offend you.
Thank you.
The unhoused puppet.
Thank you.
Jerking off and they're being sad about it.
Hey, make it me, AI, me.
And it's Adam Devine sad jerking off.
Hey.
Adam always finds the angle, and I respect that.
That's fucking cool, dude.
I don't need to make a dime.
I just want to accidentally be watching
YouTube and stumble across
just...
Fuck it!
Adam Devine jerking off.
How funny would that be?
How mind-bending would that experience be?
And pretty sad about the whole thing.
Pretty sad about the whole thing.
Which, by the way, dude, when I jerk off now,
it's the most pleasurable.
It's better now.
What?
That I have a wife and a kid.
Oh, speak on it, man.
Because you...
When you can find that sliver
of alone time when you know that
it's just going to be you and your
computer screen. It's going to be me.
Just going for it.
And you got your 30 minutes of alone time.
It's a real treat. It's a real treat.
Oh, yeah. It's a real treat. It's a true
treat. Light a candle. Because it happens so
infrequently that when it happens
does it ever. Through the roof.
Yeah. Even the, like, finding this
liver, but like when, if you got the house
to yourself, like say like there's some trip
that you're not a part of on a weekend
and you can really just like
pretty much do mirror your screen on like the main TV.
You say this is my house out loud a lot.
Yeah.
This is my house.
This is my house.
When you can project images on the family television, foo, that is when you.
Is that, is that what you do?
Screen mirror.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a lot.
Well, I feel like, screen mirror.
My house, my house people can like kind of see in and see the television.
I don't know.
Yeah.
The hoarder.
The hoarder house.
Dude, that's the boss.
That's a boss move.
Let him know.
Yeah.
You're like, yeah.
I'm here's day.
It's my house.
Fam's away.
Daddy's home alone.
And then when you turn it off,
just Bluey starts to play immediately
and then you get sad and
and then that's when you cry
and that's the commercial.
That's the AI commercial.
I guess it's starting Blake now.
I guess it's going to start Blake.
I just want to party.
Hey, I take it back.
Don't make me the star of this AI commercial.
It's Blake Anderson.
I mean, it's got the hair.
That's what people want.
Yeah.
Here's what I saw the other day.
Commercial, porno commercial for an app.
called like the drop or something like that
where you can upload a picture of somebody
you can upload a picture of somebody
in a bikini or a shirt
and then it does an AI thing of them
flopping their titties out
this is the way
what is going down
I think that's I'm pretty sure that's super illegal
I know but this is
if you own the picture or something I don't know
I don't know how it works but I was just like
where do we go from here
It flops or, we got to make one of you.
We got to make one of you.
That'd be, that'd be great.
So essentially, essentially what's going to happen is, I mean, imagine that was happy.
If you're in high school.
What's going on in the world?
High school, yes.
No, this is a true story that did happen.
Oh, really?
People, yeah, people were at some high school, they were like making it so there were
AIing sex videos of fellow classmates.
And it was like, yeah, people got in trouble.
You can't do that.
I'm assuming, yeah, that's...
Is that what you were going to say, Adam?
Yes, I was saying, like, you know some high school's going to...
Some fucking punk kid in a high school is going to do that.
The high school kid probably invented it.
Yeah, probably.
These fucking...
These kids are geniuses.
Technological geniuses.
These horny kids are geniuses.
Eleven-year-old boy.
Pizza, pizza.
You know, porno is the mother of invention, guys.
I like that it's always porno-based.
Always.
It is. It is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It is.
Pushing technology forward.
It's always porno-based because men are so goddamn horny that they, we could cure cancer.
We could do all these fucking amazing things if we put our minds to that.
Instead, it's like, if cancer had the drop.
Yeah, if cancer had great titties.
Yeah, it would be solved by now.
Oh, we would be, come on now.
Yeah.
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Here's my question, and there's no wrong answers.
Absolutely not.
Never is.
There never is.
Do you think we'd be better off if porno, by law,
could only be run by women?
Oh, wouldn't be as fun, probably.
You need another four inches.
No, because, you know, they do have those sites that are like women owned and like women directed.
Why do you have to say women owned?
Go ahead.
Why did you put air quotes around?
By the way, I'm not even saying I want.
is. I'm just saying, I'm saying, like, if it was, if they were at the helm, uh-huh,
would we be better off as a society? I like it took us about 40 minutes for, for us to get
true just porno talk. Well, it's at the crux of everything of everything of society. No,
that already exists and it isn't better. It's just like basically shot with a little
softer lighting. That's not what I'm asking. I'm asking if they were by law in charge of all
of it. If there would be like less deviancy or less.
porn or more
honestly and I know this
maybe this is a beta thing but I would
love to have women at the helm of
most things in society just to see
what would happen because it has been
such a mannisphere
you know what I say I said good luck
I say good luck it would be nice
to see what the inverse of society
would be if it was more female focused
I bet
you know well because the people that
on the period and then it goes haywire
well I think the people that
that vie for power
are psychopaths,
men or women.
And especially women
who's in charge of porno,
you have to be a porno person
who loves porno.
It's not all women
are in charge of this.
There's going to be like
a woman who runs the porn up.
She's going to be an absolute
psychopath and she's going to be like...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What?
I'm not saying there's like a government
appointed like porno leader.
I'm saying...
That would be awesome.
I'm saying all these companies,
all these companies,
at the head of these companies
is a woman?
That's what I'm saying.
There's going to be,
instead of a man,
there's going to be a woman,
and she's going to be an absolute psychopath.
So you think it's worse or better?
Let me finish.
Let me finish.
I think she's going to be...
Can't a finish?
I think she's going to be
an absolute psychopath
and make it so much crazier
than even the men have done
because she's going to overcompensate
being like, well,
they think I'm not going to do the crazy shit
because I'm a woman I'm going to do
Oh God, you think it's the
It's the girl who grew up with five brothers
Yeah, okay
And she's like, I can play just as dirty as the boys
And then the guys are going to be like
Oh, we don't want it to be that
That's actually foul
We don't want that
That's actually terrifying
But so, but do you see what that just did for the guys?
They're like, whoa, there's a line to cry
What are you doing here?
Now they're looking at home.
But I guess I guess Adam
It's a better place.
To your hypothetical, I wonder if there is a, because there are women who run these companies,
and I wonder if there is a woman that, like, you know, Lexington Steele would be like, oh, Brenda is a fucking psycho.
No, I won't even work, I won't even work there anymore.
I'm sure, I'm sure. I'm sure.
That's, whoever, whoever the new guy is.
Johnny Sins.
Johnny Sins.
Johnny Sins.
He's such a legend.
Man, Manuel Ferrara.
Legend.
That him.
Yeah.
Him.
I love naming dude.
Porno bros.
Manuel Ferraro.
Remember when we ran into him?
He's going to be on the cruise.
When we ran into him shooting a workaholics episode when we were at that like
racquetball court.
Oh.
And we and I just like went in to like look.
We were shooting there and I went in to look and he's sitting there and he goes, he's
like, he's like, he's like, oh man, I love, I love your show.
And I'm like, oh, thanks.
And I'm like, wait, are you?
And he goes,
Sh, they don't know.
Todd, can we get a picture of this guy,
that's Columbo.
They go, they don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah, look at, oh, he's French.
He's French.
Yeah, this guy.
I don't look at it.
He's been, he's retired for a while, though, right?
Oh, it says to present.
I don't know.
It says to present.
With his career.
But I remember being like, how do I know you?
And he's like, and then I'm like, oh, wait.
And he's like, they don't know.
Ooh.
No, he was born.
Born in France. Isn't that what you just said?
No, you weren't born in France. I just raised you.
I said Spain, but I knew he had some kind of an accent.
Well, dude, he's got a Spanish mother.
Okay. Hey.
Oh, man. That, well, where did he get his hog from?
I think French people have big dicks, right?
Is that around?
I don't know. Todd, will you look that up?
Not bigger than Americans. Hell no.
You know, Columbo's got a big dick.
Listen to how porno his background is.
His father was an electrician and his mother was a cleaning lady.
Like, that's a porno.
waiting to happen.
Somebody help me!
That's the plot of like every porno from the
70s and 80s. Well, my dad was a railroad
conductor and my mom was a cleaning
lady. That's a porno waiting
to happen.
Right. Your dad ran train.
Literally ran train.
Cleaning ladies
can get it, man. Blake, what did
your parents do? My mom
was a dental hygienist and
my dad worked for
the gap.
That's a porno waiting to have.
the gap, the gap, right?
DERS, what did you got?
A small business owner and big in the porno industry now, real estate agent.
Oh, that's a porno waiting to happen.
I think we've covered this before where it's like, poor real estate agents right now,
there's so many pornoes about a guy being like, all by this house if you blow me,
and then they're like, for sure, and they do it.
Every realtor must just be like, God damn it.
God damn it.
Every time I have an open house, I need a fucking mace on my keychain from a,
this is important cruise.
Yes, absolutely.
I have heard that.
I have heard that.
It is very scary.
Because there's, you're in a bedroom and you are now like, you're in the porno.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, I didn't.
I guess I never thought about how scary that probably is for women,
real estate agents alone in a bedroom.
Yeah, that's fucking terrified.
Yeah.
Yeah, my mom has a Glock.
Yeah, that's fucking cool.
Shoot them up, shoot them up.
She's murdered people.
Any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams?
I mean, I'm really proud of us.
I think we were kind of smart on this pod, so.
We were fired up.
I think we were just fired up.
Yeah, I don't know if smart's the right word.
I think we came up with a lot of really great solutions to the...
Not many specifics.
Yeah, you know, we danced around some subjects.
A lot of generalities.
This was really heady, man.
This is really heavy.
If you thought we were smart, sliding Blake's DMs and
And also, do yourself a favor in Google image search Colombo
because this guy looks like a fucking legend, dude.
So, I'm watching this episode, and there's a woman on it who's, like, crushing.
And I'm like, who's this lady?
Guess what?
It was his real life wife who was in the episode.
Season 10, so, you know, he was like, and my wife been the episode, but she crushes.
She crushes.
How many seasons of Colombo were there?
There were 10.
This was the final episode.
10.
Good for him, man.
And he got the wife in on the last season.
What a gangster.
Shout out to Columbo.
Is he alive?
I hope we didn't just kill him.
He's dead.
Now, do part of you guys wish we would have taken workaholics to season 10?
Because 10 is such a solid number.
Well, we got, we kissed it.
We got close.
We could have.
Remember, they wanted to pick us up for three more seasons.
Yeah.
Kyle Caboshed it.
Instead, they wanted to implode.
they were like, we don't like
paying. And then they imploded as
an entire network that no one knows anymore
unless you're watching.
Yeah, I guess it's, it's nice that we
we dipped now that Comedy Central
truly isn't even a network.
They're like, they're like
work. I mean, I don't even want to
dis Panda Express like this, but like
Pan Express has orange flavor chicken. It's amazing.
It carries the entire restaurant.
They have South Park. But for a while,
they had a bunch of really good
dishes that people were eating.
And now they're just back to have an orange-lavered chicken, which again is amazing.
It's delicious.
It's really good.
Pretty good.
And it keeps the lights on, but like, what are we doing?
What are we doing here?
Yeah, but you don't even go to Comedy Central to watch that anymore.
It's just, it's just streaming.
To watch South Park?
Paramountless.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, dude.
It's so.
P-plus.
But now there's new ownership at P-plus.
We're still fighting the good fight, trying to get to workaholics movie going.
Yeah.
Is this a chef?
Shout out to the Skydance guy.
Yeah. David Ellison.
Dave.
Hell yeah.
May I call you, Dave?
Keep firing a good fight.
Guys, turn your headphones off, guys.
Dave.
Okay.
All right, turned off.
What are we doing here?
Are we going to take this thing to the next level?
Are we making the Workaholics movie?
Are we saving this whole damn industry?
Could the Workahawks movie save Hollywood?
Guys, yep.
Come on back.
We're good to come back.
Okay, clicking him back on.
I think it went well.
I think it went well.
All right.
Good.
Big shout out to Dave.
of Ellison.
Come on the pod,
Dave.
Tell us what you're doing.
Come on.
We would like,
we'd love to have you.
Yeah.
And,
you know,
big shoutouts to everyone
that is buying tickets
to this is important,
this cruise is important.
com.
And that's where you can
buy your tickets
to the cruise,
which we're all very,
very excited for.
Yeah, we are.
Are the Kelsey's going to be there?
Is that what you just
alluded to?
Maybe.
Allegedly.
Maybe they will be.
Yeah,
there's a possibility.
There's a possibility.
They're fans.
Allegedly.
They are fans.
I don't know when the wedding date is, but maybe it's...
You don't?
Maybe they do it on the cruise.
Maybe they may be T. Swift and Kelstar get married them on.
T. Swift on the bow?
Yeah, I see that for them.
I see that for them.
Remember when she was in the bitch better have my honey...
Bear coat, yeah?
Bear coat.
That was a classic photo of T. Swift.
Obviously a huge, huge fan.
Huge.
Any...
Do you guys have any takebacks?
Any apologies?
I don't know if my dad did work at the gap.
It might have been crazy shirts, but I'll run it back.
Well, it was for sure crazy shirts, but maybe not at the time.
Oh, I got a, not a takeback, but a whoopsies.
I like went into my Instagram DMs and found hundreds of messages from like 300 weeks ago or something like that.
And I don't even know where they came from or how I didn't see them.
because I go in there
every once in a while
and check them out
these were like
dozens and dozens of weeks old
and it was
tens of 20s of dozens
or whatever
Bud Bud Wiser's like
Hey we'd love to do something together
I'm like
Oh my Budweiser bag
Jesus Christ
God damn
A bunch of
Yeah
Nice people
Sorry I never got back to you
I never do that anyway
If it's the realest deal
They will go through your agents
Exactly
You know what I mean
Yeah
But
I don't know
I got some free
Oscar Meyer hot dogs the other day
and they went through me so that feels pretty
good. They went right through you. You are
right up. Okay.
Hey! Yes. Points! Thank you.
I'll take them and that's another episode
this
This is
Important.
Thanks for giving me some
points there at the end. I felt really good about that.
That was really good at him.
That we are really good. Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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