This Is Important - Ep 265: Yogurt-Slingers & AI Dead-Ringers

Episode Date: September 23, 2025

Today, this is what's important: Mental health check in, hoarding, experiences, teeth, DirectTV, commercials, porn, the cruise, & more.   Come see us LIVE on November 20th in Las Vegas! Ticke...ts on sale now! Click here for more information about the This Is Important Cruise Feb 22nd-26th!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:21 A.I. Me. And it's Adam Devine sad drinking off. Suck to fucking spit out of my fucking mouth right now. Let's go Oh Oh, it's still playing Oh, from last week What was? That's from last week?
Starting point is 00:03:43 Damn. It's got staying power Yeah, Sean Keeson's ready to go, baby. Okay, let's go. What's up, gentlemen? What's good with you guys? Oh, man, what's good? Can we do a check-in?
Starting point is 00:03:57 Like a mental health? check-in? A mental health check-in. Oh, shit. I feel like you guys found me on a good day. You good? I feel like you found me on a good day. How's that even possible? I don't know. Usually I'm pretty down in the dumps. Yeah, with your life? Yeah, with your life? Yeah, how's that
Starting point is 00:04:14 even possible? I'm usually pretty down in the dumps, but I'm feeling pretty good. I love talking to my boys. Are you? Are you down in the dumps? I know we kind of dog on you, but why are you down in the dumps, buddy? I love you. You could tell us. I think I think I'm naturally just a kind of more of a depressed type of person.
Starting point is 00:04:33 What is the word morose? Is that the word? Are you? Yeah, that feels very Edgar Allen Poe to me. Yeah, well, you definitely always think that things aren't going to work out and what we're doing is sucks and is stupid. Bullseye. Yeah, I'm very much our biggest hater. Yeah, well, I remember the very first show we ever did together.
Starting point is 00:04:57 the instruments of destruction 2002 OCC Oh you and I together Not DIRS this is that OCC This is pre There's a sketch show I'm gonna go take a shit real quick Yeah it was a sketch show
Starting point is 00:05:10 That we did together And right as we're about to go out To do the very first sketch And we're back there We're kind of like memorizing You know going over the scene real quick Or you're sort of stealing yourself To get to go on stage
Starting point is 00:05:25 And perform in front of the like 100 people that are in the little black box uh blake goes this sucks this is stupid this isn't gonna work and i'm like what he's like yeah this isn't going to work this is stupid we shouldn't do this you're never funny and i'm like i don't recall that yeah wow that you have that memory i do and i remember being like oh yeah is this the guy i wanted my fucking comedy duo yeah i'm like i'm like he's in my foxhole for the rest of my life. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:56 Crazy. And is that what goes on your head for everything, always? Maybe. Yeah, I wasn't thinking of it in a, in terms of like a career. Yeah, I more get down in the dumps just about general, like, humanity and that kind of stuff, the heaviness of life. And the cost of BSPN that we were talking about before we got on here? Like, I miss cable.
Starting point is 00:06:21 I miss owning CDs. I miss physical. You still own them, right? I still have all my CDs. Okay. But I miss going every Tuesday to the warehouse. I remember when Sam was trying to get you to purge your CD collection. It was impossible.
Starting point is 00:06:38 You said, why don't I purge you, huh? I'm keeping the CDs. I got rid of like, ah, Ben. But remember, you guys kind of convinced me to not get rid of anything. Well, to me, I'm like... That was a bit. That was a bit. Yeah, we were Joshy with you.
Starting point is 00:06:53 You're a collector That's your thing So you might as well If you have the space to Keep it I mean essentially you What's the A to you? You basically have to keep working
Starting point is 00:07:05 So you can keep buying Getting bigger and bigger houses So you can be The crap So you can be a hoarder But it doesn't look like You're a hoarder The issue is if you're a hoarder
Starting point is 00:07:17 In the way that you are But then you Can afford a big house Then you're just in a small house with all the shit. That's when the state comes and takes her children away. That's when it gets cool, though, when you have to, like, build
Starting point is 00:07:30 pathways through rooms and you just open a door and it's like, well, I guess this is full. There's one hoarder house in our neighborhood, which is like, obviously, it's a very nice neighborhood where I live. Obviously. Obviously. Obviously. Obviously.
Starting point is 00:07:47 But, you know, it's a beach community, and there's very nice homes here. And and there's one house that that is bit that it must have been in the family for you know 80 years or something yeah and they have just stuff you walk past in the evening and you can see inside buggy boards and just stuff stuff stacked to the ceilings yeah and like like multiple fans yeah they must not have a c or yeah obviously but i mean obviously but they just there's just a million fans going on at once yeah oh that's kind of wild yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:08:23 It's a very strange. I make a point to always loop around to just get a quick beat because it's fucking fascinating, dude. How people can live like that. It's a disease. Is this a Texas chainsaw massacre house situation where it's just you kind of see like things moving and door slamming? Yeah, just an eye through a little slit. Yeah, is it scary? Are you afraid?
Starting point is 00:08:48 Beach has eyes. It has it give you fear in your body. No, it's more of like, kind of a little bit of sadness where I'm like, I hope they're okay in there. Like, did they eat themselves inside of the home and now they can't get out? Okay. Yeah. Because there's always just like, there's like pizza. You know how like really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really big people.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Uh-huh. They can't leave their, they've eaten themselves so big that they can't exit. Yeah. And like the fire department has to like remove a wall. Yeah. I'll take a wall out. Yeah. Right, right, right.
Starting point is 00:09:24 I can't stop eating. And that's kind of what I'm seeing because there's just like, like pizza boxes and like shit in the front yard, like stacked up. Sure. So many macros. Look at all those macros. Macros are through the roof. Well, that, yeah, no, I mean, because I don't think it's because they're like saving the pizza for later or anything. It's like they can't throw it away because they think it has some significance in their life.
Starting point is 00:09:52 lives, right? Apparently, and is that what you're, you're not a hoarder as much, because you do throw away trash, but you, but you keep every, I can always count on you, because I'm so bad at, at keeping any sort of memorabilia or, sure, or anything. And then I'm like, I don't need it. And then later, I'm like, you'll, you'll bring it out. I'll see you wear a T-shirt or something from that we did, right, thing that we did back in the day.
Starting point is 00:10:18 And I'm like, oh, fuck, that's a cool shirt. I wish I would have kept that. But, Adam, you hold on to memories, and Blake lets those go. And that's why you guys worked so well together. I've got our day pass from the Super Bowl. It's a Super Bowl. Yeah, threw that away immediately. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Yeah. Oh, no, come on. I keep all our landowners. What is that even for now? What do you mean? I guess I'm saying, like, where do you make room to have that be a thing in your life? Well, I just have a tub where I keep all the lanyards from all the experiences we've ever done. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:48 I think I kept keys from our tour Like all the plastic keys And then I don't know Like a few months ago I was like Or I just chuck all this plastic into the sea Like what are we doing here? Okay You know
Starting point is 00:11:02 You're fucking disaster my guy You didn't even throw it in the recycling bin You went immediately to the sea You're like I have to charter a boat Yeah And take it out in the ocean And just start chucking them Yeah
Starting point is 00:11:13 And dump it Slay some things Wait let's get to the memory Like the pizza boxes. In your mind, Blake, these are, it's not about like waste, because some people it's like, I feel like I could use that
Starting point is 00:11:26 box for something else, like, in the future. And so they can't let go of it because it could be useful later. Or you think it's like a... That's what you see on those hoarder shows. Which I started to watch and then I'm like, man, I don't know. Some of them are just too... When they keep finding cats.
Starting point is 00:11:43 You want it to be... Oh, there's like a lot of dead animals. Yeah, they're like under the couch. Yeah. It's crazy. It's pretty, and the smells just have to be, anytime I'm like, I wish we had smell of vision for those, because that would be really cool. Oh, you wish for that? Yeah. Well, I just, sometimes I wonder, what does it smell? You're an experiential guy.
Starting point is 00:12:02 What does it smell like? It's just, it's just, it's just, pee. It's pretty simple. I can tell you. Yeah, it's dust. It's mildew and pee. I wonder, I wonder if, you know how, like, those theaters have, like, the 4D experience, or the 4D experience where they, like, smell. they'll like spray a scent or there if there's like a water thing they'll like squirt you in the face with water and shit yeah i did that yeah kung fu panda bear that'd be cool if like it's a hoarder in a movie and it just all of a sudden just reeks like dead cats and piss and mildew you're like wow too real i have to leave you know how they have they have the sphere in Vegas but now they're starting to have like these theaters that are like kind of mini spheres around town and i saw they were playing uh like the matrix
Starting point is 00:12:48 but like sort of like all-encompassing. So it's like a round, they've formatted it. Yeah, that'd be sick. Cool, dude. What is that theater? It's down by the staples, not staples, sorry, the Intuit don't. Well, that's for like sports viewing. That's like a sports viewing thing.
Starting point is 00:13:05 The one Blake's talking about is the three screens and then they like light the walls, the color of the movie as well. I don't know. I think the one with the sports viewing, they are also starting to convert to movies as well. Got it. Yeah, I thought it was movies as well. God. Todd, look that up.
Starting point is 00:13:23 It's by Intuit Dome. It's in Inglewood. And it's up to some good. So, like, when you, like, go in the Matrix, like, you know when it's all the zeros and ones, coding or whatever, like, it, like, fully, the whole feeder turns into that. Yeah. That would be so fun to do acid for the first time together and go to that. Yes, sir.
Starting point is 00:13:45 It's called, it's called Cosm. Is that the name? Fucking bad name. Yes, I think it is. Yeah. Which it is C-O-S-M. C-O-S-M. Cosm? What a fucking dog shit?
Starting point is 00:13:58 That's a bad name because it's actually very cool. And then I sent you guys ScreenX, which is less cool, but maybe a better name? ScreenX sounds, I mean, it's very sexual. What screen-in-X? Like CleanX. You might need some Kleenex. Oh. Cosm's Inglewood's newest entertainment venue is now open after Breaking Ground,
Starting point is 00:14:17 similar to the sphere in Las Vegas. Yeah, it looks unreal. And yeah, it's showing right here. It's showing the Matrix. You can watch baseball or football, basketball games. It looks sick, dude. That'd be fun just to go and you're like, maybe you don't have money to go get dope seats at a clipper game or whatever.
Starting point is 00:14:37 But you just go there, you have some beers. Can you just go and just have some drinks and some food and that's it? Or is there a cover chart? This is what starting to worry me about society Is that things are Things are becoming so expensive Making me sad That we are creating these like
Starting point is 00:14:59 Experiences that are like the runoff And I'm like When you go to Disney and they're like Go on a safari or like a submarine thing And you just are cruising by not real fish Well And it's like Yes but also I think everything is moving towards that
Starting point is 00:15:15 Like, think about the Google glasses or whatever. The Metaverse. Yeah, like, you can go on vacations now and all this bullshit. I know. And I think that it's, I think it's cool that it, like, provides a service to people who would never go on safari somewhere, right? But at the same time, I'm just like, at what point are we swallowed by those experiences? And then the real thing just doesn't even exist. And then it's like, we don't need rhinoceruses.
Starting point is 00:15:43 You could just watch a movie about them. there. It feels real. You can smell it. It's got screen X smell of vision or whatever now. Like, who gives it from? It smells like shit. Yeah. Yeah. It smells exactly how I thought it would smell. And like, then we're just ready player one. Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah. And that's for our grandkids to
Starting point is 00:15:59 like really worry about. But for us it's just kind of dope. It's kind of cool to be in the Matrix. Yeah. Yeah. For us, it's just like cool, watching cool movies from the 90s and they're cooler now. Yeah. We're just trying to solve getting people to watch
Starting point is 00:16:15 movies again sit down for two hours and watch things we're trying to solve that what gets you to the movies naked gun dude come on let's go yeah that was the last that was the last movie i saw in the theater is how was it it was fun it was fun yeah it was really fun how to do didn't do good right no it did pretty well it didn't do it didn't like blow the doors yeah uh the lid off or whatever that cool saying is the lid the lid off the doors the doors off the lid is that a new thing too like I feel like everybody now says like how to do like I never who gives a fuck did you like it that should be the first thing out everybody like cares how movies does it just because the industry is so bad that we've created well the press has created this whole the press has created this whole
Starting point is 00:17:01 big media yeah they're the enemy this is important look at him back there that shit's important every week is like is this the movie that's going to save the industry and we're putting these like lenses over it and it's like is this movie gonna save comedy and it's like
Starting point is 00:17:17 how about we decide comedy is wanted and then we make comedies and there's one every week and guess what
Starting point is 00:17:25 people will go to see them if they're funny and they're good yeah yeah the issue I think with that is they used to be
Starting point is 00:17:32 able to put a movie out and it just did okay but then it becomes a huge hit with DVD DVD come on
Starting point is 00:17:40 I want to buy them again and then suddenly they all their money back and they made more money and then they could make all these mid-budget comedies. Here's my argument. Right, right, right. Here's what I think people who make movies
Starting point is 00:17:52 want now, which is sure things and big bucks. And they don't want just... And they don't want just a little bit of money anymore. That's not okay anymore. Yeah. Which is totally insane because when I say a little bit of money, I still mean millions and millions and millions of dollars.
Starting point is 00:18:08 Crazy amount. But like, I look at A-24, they're just... They've got tastemakers there that are like this, that, this, that. And guess what? Not every movie they make bankrolls them. But they've got somebody there with good taste who makes good movies and they're doing really fucking well. Are they Marvel? No.
Starting point is 00:18:29 But they're like, why do we need to be Marvel? Right. Well, I know it's, it's Hollywood. But it's, I mean, how nice would it be if you could just make your money back on a movie? make a little bit of money and everyone got paid the executives all keep their jobs
Starting point is 00:18:49 they're doing stuff that people like everyone made money and then the studio made a little bit of money on their investment they made their 10% back or whatever I mean it's just I mean greed isn't a new thing why is the greed so
Starting point is 00:19:06 blatant now why is it so like crippling at this point it used to be cool to have a cool job. You know what I mean? To like... This is the Seinfeld quote. Yeah, Seinfeld quote.
Starting point is 00:19:17 He talked about this. But he's right. It used to be cool to like, to be a photographer and you take cool photos and you get a meet cool people. But then people are like, yeah, but are you the most famous highest paid photographer? Right. Well, then you're not shit. Right.
Starting point is 00:19:33 And you're like, oh, okay. Yeah. I think things have just got back to my thing. I'm like, things have just gotten so expensive that like, if you're a photographer just like a regular not like fucking the biggest photographer if you're just a photographer you can't afford anything so you're like oh you're a photographer so like life sucks it's kind of rough and you're never gonna get gonna go to Disneyland because it costs a zillion dollars to go to Disneyland now yeah and so like people are just chasing this like ever narrowing bottleneck where it's like I just want to do the cool stuff I grew up thinking about even though it's like wildly 30, X expensive than it was when we were kids and we knew like I knew one person's dad would like
Starting point is 00:20:17 season tickets to the white socks Yeah, that's elite shit And like they did well but they weren't like loaded but now it's like you have season tickets to like Like fuck okay shit I mean where his seats were they were good They were like right by first base
Starting point is 00:20:30 But it's just like it's everything's becoming like unattainable I know I had a conversation with my parents We were out on a walk and I'm like Yeah and my parents are very very open-minded and they are like, yeah, it's so much harder for this, you know, this generation. I'm like, yeah. And like, you know, what you guys were able to buy a house for our generation, they can't
Starting point is 00:20:53 buy a house because the math just doesn't make sense anymore. The math ain't math and the math and the math doesn't math. And they're like, well, it still was, even though it was, we bought our first house for $25,000. Yeah. It was still a lot of money to us because we got paid a lot less. And I'm like, so how much did you get paid? And my dad was like, oh, we only made, you know, 50, between the two, it was 50, 60,000
Starting point is 00:21:19 at that point. And I'm like, dad, that is what people make nowadays. Right. And that same house is $800,000. Yeah. It's like, it's a completely different thing now. Yeah. It's a fucking bummer.
Starting point is 00:21:33 That's it, guys. We're done. We're fucking done here. I'm done. This is important. I'm pissed now. Give me my meta fucking. fucking goggles and give me
Starting point is 00:21:42 some fucking machine that sucks my wiener as I watch it and then I'm good man yeah that's cool actually actually yeah like we're still all are we we're recording wow we are we are still live oopsie wait a minute
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Starting point is 00:22:46 Together we're launching The Moment, a new podcast about what it means to live through a time, as uncertain as this one. We sit down with politicians. I would be the first immigrant mayor in generations, but 40% of New Yorkers were born outside of this country. Artists and activists, I mean, do you ever feel demoralized? I might personally lose hope. This individual might lose the faith. But there's an institution. that doesn't lose faith. And that's what I believe in. To bring you depth and analysis from a unique Latino perspective.
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Starting point is 00:25:03 The Q rating. When they run diagnostic on you guys. I'd be scared. You don't run the Q rating. No, I'm the true rating on us. My resiliency score is down to adequate because we were on a red eye. My resiliency score. My grit.
Starting point is 00:25:22 I got to get my grit score up. Now, don't think that you're going to come out Los Culturistas, the podcast, and we're not going to at least bring up Big Little Lies season three. Whoever said orange is the new pink. We seriously disturbs. Listen to Las Culturistas on the IHeart Radio. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. All I know is what I've been told, and that to have truth is a whole lie.
Starting point is 00:25:51 For almost a decade, the murder of an 18-year-old girl from a small town in Graves County, Kentucky, went unsolved, until a local homemaker, a journalist, and a handful of girls came forward with a story. I'm telling you, we know Quincy killed her. A story that law enforcement used to convict six people, and that got the citizen investigator on national TV. Through sheer persistence and nerve, this Kentucky housewife helped give justice to Jessica Curran. My name is Maggie Freeling. I'm a Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist, producer, and I wouldn't be here if the truth were that easy to find. I did not know her and I did not kill her, or rape or burn, or any of that other stuff.
Starting point is 00:26:40 stuff that y'all said it. They literally made me say that I took a match and struck and threw it on her. They made me say that I poured gas on her. From Lava for Good, this is Graves County, a show about just how far our legal system will go in order to find someone to blame. America, y'all better work the hell up. Bad things happens to good people in small towns. Listen to Graves County. in the Bone Valley feed on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And to binge the entire season ad-free, subscribe to Lava for Good Plus on Apple Podcasts.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Back to your CDs. People used to have their own shit. Like now everything is a subscriber base. like what is that fucking like toothbrush that might maybe even sponsored us back in the day where it's like you the toothbrush dies and then you need to like subscribe to be sent a new toothbrush and it's like huh what I can't just have a toothbrush that lasts six months or what the fuck ever yeah and then yeah and then you have to be then the then their whole thing was well we'll send you a toothbrush every three months and so you'll have a new one and you're like
Starting point is 00:28:05 I want to have my crusty-ass toothbrush for ever three years. The toothbrush that looks like Giles' hair. Before my wife demands that we throw it away and maggots are growing in the cup. It's making your teeth worse. It's making your teeth
Starting point is 00:28:23 worse, dude. Crazy. Look at you. Look at those teeth. Oh, my God. Thank you God. I went to the dentist today and they were like, oh, looks like you've cut back on your coffee intake. These are looking great. And I'm like, no. I've picked it back up
Starting point is 00:28:40 baby I'm back up to three three four cups a day again and I did not slow down I'm fucking ramping back up and they're like oh wow sir sit back down sir and then they and then they dialed it back and we're like oh no just kidding yeah no actually
Starting point is 00:28:56 there is some discoloration back here we gotta get that I'm like you fucking liar you were complimenting my teeth I'm never coming back here again Adam what are you doing at the dentist bro What? Don't go there.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Don't trust them. Don't trust them. What did you say? What did you say? Suck the fucking spit out of my fucking mouth right now. Did you say? Yeah, but I was pretty stoked at my clean bill of health, you know. It's always nice when you leave, no cavities, nothing.
Starting point is 00:29:22 They're like, ooh, this is good looking. Good for you. Perfect. I think that's one of the best things about 2025. Is it like dental hygiene? Is off the chain? It's off the chain. Like, I don't know how much other stuff we need that we're doing health-wise.
Starting point is 00:29:37 I know there's like a new thing every month. It's like, are you doing this? You got, but like brushing your teeth, it's great. We've really figured it out. Well, I did, I did find out that my dentist, who I really like, he's a great guy, the office is fun, the people that clean. A little bit of a liar, but yeah, go ahead. Well, I was just punking him a little bit. The office is clean.
Starting point is 00:29:56 The office is, I didn't say clean. They are the, the, the people that clean the teeth, where they, the hygienists, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like, sweethearts, everyone's super nice. Everywhere. And then as I leave, they're like, well, where do we send the bill? And I'm like, to my insurance. And they go, we don't take your insurance anymore.
Starting point is 00:30:15 Dude, same thing. And I'm like, no. Wait, what? That's life. And it was $500 for just a teeth cleaning. Yeah. And I'm like, how did. And so now I'm like, do I have to leave this dentist where I really like who's really
Starting point is 00:30:28 close to my house? Yeah. That I'm like, now I got to go find a new dentist. My wife just had that pulled on her where they were like, it's honestly just too much of a rigmarole to go through insurance now dude i i keep having that with you know with my many ailments this is what i'm talking about what
Starting point is 00:30:44 where are we going where do we go from here how does anybody exist in this world man it's gotten much too hard and then you've gotten you gotta start cleaning your kids teeth it's like fucking holy shit dude no they fall out oh my god i was with the boys by myself last weekend while emma was out running
Starting point is 00:31:04 this thing called hood to coast right Have you ever heard of that? It's like a 200-mile relay or something. I'm by myself with the boys. Your wife runs so many races. It's wild. Cool name. Boy's not...
Starting point is 00:31:14 Big boy knocks little boy's teeth out. What? Baby teeth. Like fighting-wise or accidental? No, they were playing some game with like rings in the pool. Okay. Metal rings or... Brass rings?
Starting point is 00:31:28 I give my son's brass rings and I say, you always reach for this. No, like the pool rings, right? And he just like whipped it at his face. teeth out and I'm like I'm like yeah no it's going good here couple teeth got knocked out like it's just what's going
Starting point is 00:31:44 those calls of being like on your room like I'm dadding this weekend it's just me boys I got it we're taking care of it don't worry about anything honey immediately teeth are broken and she's made like the list of all the things you need to do and I got to be like I lost a tooth and she's like as long as it's a baby tooth don't worry
Starting point is 00:32:02 about it and I'm like I love you that's that's a Actually, great. And then I instantly call back. Call her back. I didn't mean that. I'm so sorry. I did mean that for you.
Starting point is 00:32:12 I'm just been hanging out with the kids all day and saying I love you. My son did a weird thing. He woke up the other morning and we go to get him out of the crib. Oh, Chloe was getting him. And she calls me and she's like, Adam, come here. I come in and there's blood everywhere. And there's blood all over his face. And he's just smiling.
Starting point is 00:32:32 He's just like, yeah. And that's cool. And we're like, uh, Chloe's nose is gone. A bird flew through the window. He ate a bird. No, and we're like looking around, like, did he scratch himself? Like, what is going on?
Starting point is 00:32:46 No scratches. This kid bit his tongue so hard that he just soaked his. And we were like, we didn't wake up. We was, you know, we have a monitor. Like, if he was screaming, we would have heard it. Yeah, but you just turn it off at night. Oh, my God! We go and we look.
Starting point is 00:33:04 We go back to the snooze button. We go back to look to see if he did scream. You could tell when he bit his tongue. Oh, you can rewind on that? Yeah. Oh, shit. And it'll be like the moments of like that he was really moving around. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:19 You could tell the moment that he bit it. He was laying on his back and he like moves and he bit bit it. And he goes, silent, silent scream. Like he goes, oh, my God. He's in a dream. And it holds it there for, like, a minute and a half. It was like, oh, my God. Yeah, and then turns around and then just buries his face into the, into the mats or whatever, the crib.
Starting point is 00:33:45 And then just smeared blood all over the place. It looked like a-fired. That's a crime scene, dude. And didn't make a peep. Didn't make a peep. And then you look, we're like, hey, buddy, stick out your tongue. We're all like, stick your tongue out. It's like purple.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Huge chunk, all raised, like, a vicious bite. I'm like, fuck, that's brutal. Yeah, it was, it was wild. And I was like, did you teach him the lesson? Thank God, I wasn't home alone with him when he did this. Right. So it would have been my fault. It would have been like, why did you allow him to bite his tongue off?
Starting point is 00:34:21 He would have swallowed his tongue. Driven to the ER and then been like, he's not in the car. Fuck. Oh, shit. I knew I forgot something. I knew I forgot him. God damn it. He's just on the hood.
Starting point is 00:34:31 He's on the hood, isn't he? He's on the hood, isn't it? Oh, it's brutal, dude. God damn. Oh, man. Remember the jackass where they put the baby seat on the roof? I remember thinking that was like the funniest thing in the world. And then you have kids and you go, that's not as funny as you think it is.
Starting point is 00:34:46 It's not funny. It's not funny. Jackass ain't hitting like it used to. Maybe too real. Because you just, you, it's not like, I never would be like, oh, I have kids. So like, I now know, like, if my kid was on the roof, that wouldn't be funny. but now I have kids if I saw someone else's
Starting point is 00:35:06 kid on the roof I turn into hero mode and go I run after that because I know what they are dealing with you put your children's life in danger trying to save that child yeah you throw the e-break on I sketch I grab the bag of the car
Starting point is 00:35:22 and I skitch on my son as a skateboard take the wheel skin off road rash road rash what also was so brutal about that prank is like I think Johnny Knoxville would like then you jump out of the car just grab it and take it back in and then drive off
Starting point is 00:35:38 like no explanation. So that person was just left like what the fuck just happened. Yeah, very confused. Also, now I'm a father. There's never a point that my child in the car seat, it's too heavy.
Starting point is 00:35:54 Like those things combined. I'm like, this is a 70 pound to put him to put him all the way on top of the car. Oh, that's hard for you? Very hard. Very, very hard. There's not one moment that I would want to,
Starting point is 00:36:09 that I would lift him all the way up and put him on top of the car. Yeah, I said generally, yeah, don't do that. But then what? Do you just put him on the curb? Just kind of kick it? Absolutely. Honestly, Adam, yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:20 10 of those a day will get you checked. Dude. That's how I dial it in. Yeah, now that's dialing it in. Lifting your kids as a workout is gangster, dude. I mean, that's, I, I have hurt myself so many times lifting kids up. Of course, yeah. Just throwing back out.
Starting point is 00:36:37 Before you had children. What? What? You used to lift kids all the time. It's crazy. I go, look at this. Oh, God damn it. Can't take them?
Starting point is 00:36:44 Come over here. No, just like leaning into a crib and like lifting them up or like, oh, sure. You know, whatever the situation is. I mean, knock on wood, nobody's, none of us have like thrown our back out yet, right? Of course I have. Oh, yeah, all the time. What do you mean? You, you've never thrown your back out?
Starting point is 00:37:00 Where you're, like, have to, like, lay on the couch for a whole ass day? Yeah. Yeah, of course I have. Mm-hmm. Oh, I don't even know that. I haven't done that yet, thank God. I think it's because I'm bionic. Well, you had the back surgery.
Starting point is 00:37:11 They injected youth serum into that. Yeah, I have a little infants in there. Yeah. It feels good. Baby got back. Yeah, mine was not back related. I just was getting those back spasms when we were on tour, and my back just, like, fully went out, and I had to lay. I forget where we were, but I just laid on the full.
Starting point is 00:37:30 floor of the nice that's why i like staying in nice hotel rooms because i'm like at least if i can lay on the floor here i'm not going to find a used condom condom wrapper it's a fancy man's jiz i guess it was like i was like the specific moment because i know it's like pretty common for like dads to go down to like pick up even moms probably you go to pick up your kid and then it's just like that's it you're not moving the rest of the day all the time you've had you've had a total shutdown yeah but that's why you just got to fucking load your back and look like like a total weirdo and left with your legs, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:06 Just like fucking, what do they call it, vanilla gorilla? God damn. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you. This is 40, yeah. Dad, dad talk. God, dad talk. And you go to the doctor, they don't even let you use your insurance. God, damn, this is a pretty educational, freaking pod we got.
Starting point is 00:38:25 Pretty charged. Yeah, this is, yeah, we're more charged than I thought we were going to be this pod. I mean, I'm pissed now. There's just a, there's just a lot of shit. I mean, this all got kicked off when Isaac was talking about, you got to pay extra for ESPN now. And I'm like, I feel like everything. Like, how did we get hoodwinked into this?
Starting point is 00:38:43 Direct TV was off the chank. It was fucking ass, dude. It was fucking great. I remember when it was a big deal to, like, when we, when workaholics first popped off, when we first got workaholics, I remember upgrading to the DirecTV package where I got everything, including all the movie channels. And I'm like, fucking, I got it all. By the way, I still pay for it.
Starting point is 00:39:10 I don't even know how to watch my DirecTV anymore. And when I go back to, like, the boxes are just all fucked up when I'm in my house in Hollywood. Yeah. It just none of it works. So I'm assuming it's so great. You can stop paying. Cut the cord. I wouldn't even know how.
Starting point is 00:39:26 So I'm going to forever. It's only $400 a month. Yeah, I remember it being, yeah, it's very expensive. But why do we like DirecTV more than... I understand now you have to buy it's this and this and this and this and this and this. And it ends up being the same as the DirecTV with all the things. But isn't it nice to be able to just click, I want to watch this right now? You don't like that.
Starting point is 00:39:55 We had that. Like, you could still do, like, on demand. That's true. You could browse on demand. Everything that was like on HBO or whatever, you could go to HBO on demand and click on it if you wanted to. Is that real, ma'am? I don't remember that.
Starting point is 00:40:09 But that was after a certain amount of time, like the show had already been out. Sure. But it exists. It existed. What I will say is like I like clicking channels. I like channel surfing. I like, when I go to a hotel and I turn the TV on and it's the middle of X movie, we all know the movies. That if it's on, you're finishing the movie
Starting point is 00:40:31 Shawshank. Or if you've never seen... Dude, I watched a bunch of episodes of Columbo this past weekend in Wisconsin. Yep. What the hell? Okey dokey. Doing some research.
Starting point is 00:40:41 Are they good? I remember those being like a snoozer. No, Columbo rocks, dude. He's the fucking man. I mean, I got a... Yeah, don't sleep. You won't sleep on Columbo. But anyway, I'd never seen it before
Starting point is 00:40:52 and I was like, oh, this is Columbo. I'm going to watch it. I got to look him up. Yeah, I miss that. Watching, like, random shit that you normally wouldn't watch, but you're just like, I guess I'm watching NCIS, New Orleans.
Starting point is 00:41:03 Yeah. And it's like not a thing, not a thing that I would watch, but you just watch part of it. And you could discover it. You could get hooked by it as opposed to just browsing things and being like, am I going to click on this? And it's too easy not to. Yeah, that's the danger of, it's the danger
Starting point is 00:41:23 of what is it when you're targeted? Like, what is it called? Like your algorithm. The algorithm. Yeah. That's the danger of it. Nobody discovers, it's really hard to discover anything new or organically or think outside of your box or shell because everything is catered to you. Did I tell you guys about the algorithm and how it got me on YouTube? I'm never on YouTube. Did I tell this? No. To your other podcast more important.
Starting point is 00:41:49 Yeah, I'm never on YouTube. I got on YouTube TV or whatever and I'm just like, okay, maybe I thumb through. And then it was like, you know, some stand-ups that I know, you know, the Shane Gillis, the, you know, Tom Seguera. And I'm like, yeah, okay, I know these guys. It would make sense that that's the algorithm thinks that I would like this stuff. Yeah. The Manosphere. You're in the manosphere. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:14 I'm in the little bit of the Manosphere. And then a commercial popped up and it was a Muppet. And it was just like a sad Muppet. And it was talking about how like he's a man. loneliness and depression and how he watches too much online pornography. And it was this Muppet jerking off alone and then crying. And it was about this Muppet getting... First off, it's not a Muppet, it's a puppet.
Starting point is 00:42:43 Your Muppets are Jim Henson. Brian Henson. It was a puppet, but they made it look like a Muppet. And he was depressed. And it's crying because it jerks off too much. Because it jerks off too much. and that's i was getting targeted that i'm like what the fuck you start stroking your screen
Starting point is 00:43:02 like i feel i want that show what the hell yeah i don't it and i'm never on youtube and this is like out the gate this is what it thought that i needed to see and i'm like huh well what time was it that you were watching this it was kind of late because i feel like the commercials i get late by the way i i've stopped paying i pay i now pay for youtube to avoid commercials that's crazy Because they just used to drive me fucking absolutely crazy.
Starting point is 00:43:29 They're terrible. But the ones late night would be like this. Where you're just like, my life's not that bad. I just don't have to get up in the morning. What the fuck you? This isn't me. I'm not this guy. They got some weird ones now that are like blatantly AI.
Starting point is 00:43:46 It's like the person talking. It's like, and you're... Dude, I saw Oprah. Yeah, your beast of a yogurt slinger will be hard for over 30 minutes at a time. It's fucking madness. You're speaking my language now. I saw one where Oprah was like, if you drink this every morning, I'm not kidding,
Starting point is 00:44:05 you will be a new person. And it was just not Oprah, but it was like her from a talk show talking this way and then it was, it changed her mouth and it. But they were selling something? Yes. And it was an Oprah voice. She must have greenlighted it. No. No. She had to have given permission. That has to be illegal. Otherwise it's going to be us. You do it until somebody gives you a cease and desist.
Starting point is 00:44:28 And you go, it doesn't matter. We already got what we wanted. We'll do it now with Blake Anderson. That doesn't work. Gotcha, bitch. That doesn't work like Oprah. Well, that was the Muppet. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:36 It's like when you used to make the, when you had your t-shirt company and you would essentially steal characters of the Simpsons and shit. Oh, right. And then they would send a cease and desist and you'd go, okay, we're done. We already sold those T-shirts. It doesn't matter. You got the cash. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Yeah, you already got the cash. Welcome to YouTube. Yeah, you're right. That's exactly what they're going to do. So whoever made that Muppet jerking off, sorry, puppet, like, sorry, didn't mean to offend you. Thank you. The unhoused puppet.
Starting point is 00:45:08 Thank you. Jerking off and they're being sad about it. Hey, make it me, AI, me. And it's Adam Devine sad jerking off. Hey. Adam always finds the angle, and I respect that. That's fucking cool, dude. I don't need to make a dime.
Starting point is 00:45:26 I just want to accidentally be watching YouTube and stumble across just... Fuck it! Adam Devine jerking off. How funny would that be? How mind-bending would that experience be? And pretty sad about the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:45:42 Pretty sad about the whole thing. Which, by the way, dude, when I jerk off now, it's the most pleasurable. It's better now. What? That I have a wife and a kid. Oh, speak on it, man. Because you...
Starting point is 00:45:52 When you can find that sliver of alone time when you know that it's just going to be you and your computer screen. It's going to be me. Just going for it. And you got your 30 minutes of alone time. It's a real treat. It's a real treat. Oh, yeah. It's a real treat. It's a true
Starting point is 00:46:08 treat. Light a candle. Because it happens so infrequently that when it happens does it ever. Through the roof. Yeah. Even the, like, finding this liver, but like when, if you got the house to yourself, like say like there's some trip that you're not a part of on a weekend and you can really just like
Starting point is 00:46:24 pretty much do mirror your screen on like the main TV. You say this is my house out loud a lot. Yeah. This is my house. This is my house. When you can project images on the family television, foo, that is when you. Is that, is that what you do? Screen mirror.
Starting point is 00:46:40 Yeah. Yeah, that's a lot. Well, I feel like, screen mirror. My house, my house people can like kind of see in and see the television. I don't know. Yeah. The hoarder. The hoarder house.
Starting point is 00:46:50 Dude, that's the boss. That's a boss move. Let him know. Yeah. You're like, yeah. I'm here's day. It's my house. Fam's away.
Starting point is 00:46:57 Daddy's home alone. And then when you turn it off, just Bluey starts to play immediately and then you get sad and and then that's when you cry and that's the commercial. That's the AI commercial. I guess it's starting Blake now.
Starting point is 00:47:10 I guess it's going to start Blake. I just want to party. Hey, I take it back. Don't make me the star of this AI commercial. It's Blake Anderson. I mean, it's got the hair. That's what people want. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:20 Here's what I saw the other day. Commercial, porno commercial for an app. called like the drop or something like that where you can upload a picture of somebody you can upload a picture of somebody in a bikini or a shirt and then it does an AI thing of them flopping their titties out
Starting point is 00:47:40 this is the way what is going down I think that's I'm pretty sure that's super illegal I know but this is if you own the picture or something I don't know I don't know how it works but I was just like where do we go from here It flops or, we got to make one of you.
Starting point is 00:47:57 We got to make one of you. That'd be, that'd be great. So essentially, essentially what's going to happen is, I mean, imagine that was happy. If you're in high school. What's going on in the world? High school, yes. No, this is a true story that did happen. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:48:12 People, yeah, people were at some high school, they were like making it so there were AIing sex videos of fellow classmates. And it was like, yeah, people got in trouble. You can't do that. I'm assuming, yeah, that's... Is that what you were going to say, Adam? Yes, I was saying, like, you know some high school's going to... Some fucking punk kid in a high school is going to do that.
Starting point is 00:48:33 The high school kid probably invented it. Yeah, probably. These fucking... These kids are geniuses. Technological geniuses. These horny kids are geniuses. Eleven-year-old boy. Pizza, pizza.
Starting point is 00:48:42 You know, porno is the mother of invention, guys. I like that it's always porno-based. Always. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is.
Starting point is 00:48:50 Pushing technology forward. It's always porno-based because men are so goddamn horny that they, we could cure cancer. We could do all these fucking amazing things if we put our minds to that. Instead, it's like, if cancer had the drop. Yeah, if cancer had great titties. Yeah, it would be solved by now. Oh, we would be, come on now. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:54:35 Here's my question, and there's no wrong answers. Absolutely not. Never is. There never is. Do you think we'd be better off if porno, by law, could only be run by women? Oh, wouldn't be as fun, probably. You need another four inches.
Starting point is 00:54:58 No, because, you know, they do have those sites that are like women owned and like women directed. Why do you have to say women owned? Go ahead. Why did you put air quotes around? By the way, I'm not even saying I want. is. I'm just saying, I'm saying, like, if it was, if they were at the helm, uh-huh, would we be better off as a society? I like it took us about 40 minutes for, for us to get true just porno talk. Well, it's at the crux of everything of everything of society. No,
Starting point is 00:55:26 that already exists and it isn't better. It's just like basically shot with a little softer lighting. That's not what I'm asking. I'm asking if they were by law in charge of all of it. If there would be like less deviancy or less. porn or more honestly and I know this maybe this is a beta thing but I would love to have women at the helm of most things in society just to see
Starting point is 00:55:51 what would happen because it has been such a mannisphere you know what I say I said good luck I say good luck it would be nice to see what the inverse of society would be if it was more female focused I bet you know well because the people that
Starting point is 00:56:07 on the period and then it goes haywire well I think the people that that vie for power are psychopaths, men or women. And especially women who's in charge of porno, you have to be a porno person
Starting point is 00:56:21 who loves porno. It's not all women are in charge of this. There's going to be like a woman who runs the porn up. She's going to be an absolute psychopath and she's going to be like... No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:56:33 What? I'm not saying there's like a government appointed like porno leader. I'm saying... That would be awesome. I'm saying all these companies, all these companies, at the head of these companies
Starting point is 00:56:42 is a woman? That's what I'm saying. There's going to be, instead of a man, there's going to be a woman, and she's going to be an absolute psychopath. So you think it's worse or better? Let me finish.
Starting point is 00:56:56 Let me finish. I think she's going to be... Can't a finish? I think she's going to be an absolute psychopath and make it so much crazier than even the men have done because she's going to overcompensate
Starting point is 00:57:09 being like, well, they think I'm not going to do the crazy shit because I'm a woman I'm going to do Oh God, you think it's the It's the girl who grew up with five brothers Yeah, okay And she's like, I can play just as dirty as the boys And then the guys are going to be like
Starting point is 00:57:26 Oh, we don't want it to be that That's actually foul We don't want that That's actually terrifying But so, but do you see what that just did for the guys? They're like, whoa, there's a line to cry What are you doing here? Now they're looking at home.
Starting point is 00:57:39 But I guess I guess Adam It's a better place. To your hypothetical, I wonder if there is a, because there are women who run these companies, and I wonder if there is a woman that, like, you know, Lexington Steele would be like, oh, Brenda is a fucking psycho. No, I won't even work, I won't even work there anymore. I'm sure, I'm sure. I'm sure. That's, whoever, whoever the new guy is. Johnny Sins.
Starting point is 00:58:01 Johnny Sins. Johnny Sins. He's such a legend. Man, Manuel Ferrara. Legend. That him. Yeah. Him.
Starting point is 00:58:08 I love naming dude. Porno bros. Manuel Ferraro. Remember when we ran into him? He's going to be on the cruise. When we ran into him shooting a workaholics episode when we were at that like racquetball court. Oh.
Starting point is 00:58:22 And we and I just like went in to like look. We were shooting there and I went in to look and he's sitting there and he goes, he's like, he's like, he's like, oh man, I love, I love your show. And I'm like, oh, thanks. And I'm like, wait, are you? And he goes, Sh, they don't know. Todd, can we get a picture of this guy,
Starting point is 00:58:44 that's Columbo. They go, they don't know. Yeah. Yeah, look at, oh, he's French. He's French. Yeah, this guy. I don't look at it. He's been, he's retired for a while, though, right?
Starting point is 00:58:57 Oh, it says to present. I don't know. It says to present. With his career. But I remember being like, how do I know you? And he's like, and then I'm like, oh, wait. And he's like, they don't know. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:59:08 No, he was born. Born in France. Isn't that what you just said? No, you weren't born in France. I just raised you. I said Spain, but I knew he had some kind of an accent. Well, dude, he's got a Spanish mother. Okay. Hey. Oh, man. That, well, where did he get his hog from? I think French people have big dicks, right?
Starting point is 00:59:26 Is that around? I don't know. Todd, will you look that up? Not bigger than Americans. Hell no. You know, Columbo's got a big dick. Listen to how porno his background is. His father was an electrician and his mother was a cleaning lady. Like, that's a porno. waiting to happen.
Starting point is 00:59:41 Somebody help me! That's the plot of like every porno from the 70s and 80s. Well, my dad was a railroad conductor and my mom was a cleaning lady. That's a porno waiting to happen. Right. Your dad ran train. Literally ran train.
Starting point is 00:59:56 Cleaning ladies can get it, man. Blake, what did your parents do? My mom was a dental hygienist and my dad worked for the gap. That's a porno waiting to have. the gap, the gap, right?
Starting point is 01:00:11 DERS, what did you got? A small business owner and big in the porno industry now, real estate agent. Oh, that's a porno waiting to happen. I think we've covered this before where it's like, poor real estate agents right now, there's so many pornoes about a guy being like, all by this house if you blow me, and then they're like, for sure, and they do it. Every realtor must just be like, God damn it. God damn it.
Starting point is 01:00:38 Every time I have an open house, I need a fucking mace on my keychain from a, this is important cruise. Yes, absolutely. I have heard that. I have heard that. It is very scary. Because there's, you're in a bedroom and you are now like, you're in the porno. Yeah, absolutely.
Starting point is 01:00:55 Yeah, I didn't. I guess I never thought about how scary that probably is for women, real estate agents alone in a bedroom. Yeah, that's fucking terrified. Yeah. Yeah, my mom has a Glock. Yeah, that's fucking cool. Shoot them up, shoot them up.
Starting point is 01:01:09 She's murdered people. Any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams? I mean, I'm really proud of us. I think we were kind of smart on this pod, so. We were fired up. I think we were just fired up. Yeah, I don't know if smart's the right word. I think we came up with a lot of really great solutions to the...
Starting point is 01:01:27 Not many specifics. Yeah, you know, we danced around some subjects. A lot of generalities. This was really heady, man. This is really heavy. If you thought we were smart, sliding Blake's DMs and And also, do yourself a favor in Google image search Colombo because this guy looks like a fucking legend, dude.
Starting point is 01:01:45 So, I'm watching this episode, and there's a woman on it who's, like, crushing. And I'm like, who's this lady? Guess what? It was his real life wife who was in the episode. Season 10, so, you know, he was like, and my wife been the episode, but she crushes. She crushes. How many seasons of Colombo were there? There were 10.
Starting point is 01:02:07 This was the final episode. 10. Good for him, man. And he got the wife in on the last season. What a gangster. Shout out to Columbo. Is he alive? I hope we didn't just kill him.
Starting point is 01:02:18 He's dead. Now, do part of you guys wish we would have taken workaholics to season 10? Because 10 is such a solid number. Well, we got, we kissed it. We got close. We could have. Remember, they wanted to pick us up for three more seasons. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:34 Kyle Caboshed it. Instead, they wanted to implode. they were like, we don't like paying. And then they imploded as an entire network that no one knows anymore unless you're watching. Yeah, I guess it's, it's nice that we we dipped now that Comedy Central
Starting point is 01:02:49 truly isn't even a network. They're like, they're like work. I mean, I don't even want to dis Panda Express like this, but like Pan Express has orange flavor chicken. It's amazing. It carries the entire restaurant. They have South Park. But for a while, they had a bunch of really good
Starting point is 01:03:07 dishes that people were eating. And now they're just back to have an orange-lavered chicken, which again is amazing. It's delicious. It's really good. Pretty good. And it keeps the lights on, but like, what are we doing? What are we doing here? Yeah, but you don't even go to Comedy Central to watch that anymore.
Starting point is 01:03:22 It's just, it's just streaming. To watch South Park? Paramountless. Oh, yeah. I mean, dude. It's so. P-plus. But now there's new ownership at P-plus.
Starting point is 01:03:30 We're still fighting the good fight, trying to get to workaholics movie going. Yeah. Is this a chef? Shout out to the Skydance guy. Yeah. David Ellison. Dave. Hell yeah. May I call you, Dave?
Starting point is 01:03:43 Keep firing a good fight. Guys, turn your headphones off, guys. Dave. Okay. All right, turned off. What are we doing here? Are we going to take this thing to the next level? Are we making the Workaholics movie?
Starting point is 01:03:53 Are we saving this whole damn industry? Could the Workahawks movie save Hollywood? Guys, yep. Come on back. We're good to come back. Okay, clicking him back on. I think it went well. I think it went well.
Starting point is 01:04:05 All right. Good. Big shout out to Dave. of Ellison. Come on the pod, Dave. Tell us what you're doing. Come on.
Starting point is 01:04:11 We would like, we'd love to have you. Yeah. And, you know, big shoutouts to everyone that is buying tickets to this is important,
Starting point is 01:04:19 this cruise is important. com. And that's where you can buy your tickets to the cruise, which we're all very, very excited for. Yeah, we are.
Starting point is 01:04:27 Are the Kelsey's going to be there? Is that what you just alluded to? Maybe. Allegedly. Maybe they will be. Yeah, there's a possibility.
Starting point is 01:04:35 There's a possibility. They're fans. Allegedly. They are fans. I don't know when the wedding date is, but maybe it's... You don't? Maybe they do it on the cruise. Maybe they may be T. Swift and Kelstar get married them on.
Starting point is 01:04:46 T. Swift on the bow? Yeah, I see that for them. I see that for them. Remember when she was in the bitch better have my honey... Bear coat, yeah? Bear coat. That was a classic photo of T. Swift. Obviously a huge, huge fan.
Starting point is 01:05:02 Huge. Any... Do you guys have any takebacks? Any apologies? I don't know if my dad did work at the gap. It might have been crazy shirts, but I'll run it back. Well, it was for sure crazy shirts, but maybe not at the time. Oh, I got a, not a takeback, but a whoopsies.
Starting point is 01:05:19 I like went into my Instagram DMs and found hundreds of messages from like 300 weeks ago or something like that. And I don't even know where they came from or how I didn't see them. because I go in there every once in a while and check them out these were like dozens and dozens of weeks old and it was
Starting point is 01:05:40 tens of 20s of dozens or whatever Bud Bud Wiser's like Hey we'd love to do something together I'm like Oh my Budweiser bag Jesus Christ God damn
Starting point is 01:05:52 A bunch of Yeah Nice people Sorry I never got back to you I never do that anyway If it's the realest deal They will go through your agents Exactly
Starting point is 01:06:01 You know what I mean Yeah But I don't know I got some free Oscar Meyer hot dogs the other day and they went through me so that feels pretty good. They went right through you. You are
Starting point is 01:06:10 right up. Okay. Hey! Yes. Points! Thank you. I'll take them and that's another episode this This is Important. Thanks for giving me some points there at the end. I felt really good about that.
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