This Is Important - Ep 266: Dinner Time Live Digest

Episode Date: September 30, 2025

Today, this is what's important: Dinner Time Live, serial killers, stand up, animals, corn husk head, & more.   Come see us LIVE on November 20th in Las Vegas! Tickets on sale now! Click here... for more information about the This Is Important Cruise Feb 22nd-26th!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:18 Let's go. Dude What's up gangsters? Gang stars, gang stars. We did David Chang Dinner Time Live The other day. He's getting right to it.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. And my tummy, tummy, tummy, I did shit my pants, though. You did? You did? Yeah, last night when I got home. I think it was the egg. I was about a long drive ahead of me. It took me like two hours.
Starting point is 00:03:54 to get home. Ruminating. Yeah. So you really were. It was really roasting. Well, you don't realize it, but when you do dinner time live, those entrees start coming out real quick. And by the way, they're not small portions.
Starting point is 00:04:11 You know how they, when you go to a fancy restaurant, it's like a 10-course thing. Yeah. Must be nice. I actually don't like them. What do you mean courses? Because it's, they come out and there's small little bit. bits, and the first few, you're like, oh, this isn't bad. Yeah, it's not, this isn't enough. This is tiny.
Starting point is 00:04:28 This is, yeah, this is tiny. And by the time you get to the seventh one, you're like, stop bringing me fucking food. Stop it. Enough is enough. This is out the gate. They gave us a full, gigantic cheeseburger. Hogi-style stretched burger. And it was the best. I'm like, crazying it again. It was really good. The spice was so nice. I wish we could go back and. What do you wish, Blake? Blake has a take. I wish we could go back. and get the burger again.
Starting point is 00:04:56 I want to eat it again. I want to reverse the order. That's what I said. And I did want to offend him in the moment. So I'm going to offend him now. David Chang. I'm talking to you. Listen up, bud.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Do us a favor. The soup should have came out first. That's a aperteezy. That's a first type of, that's like you're eating a, like a miso soup at a Japanese restaurant. Filled with meat. Right, right, right. Filled with meat.
Starting point is 00:05:21 I had one little, I didn't ask for one little rib. What wasn't filled with meat? Fucking things. There was a few. I had a ton. There was some crab. I had a ton. Okay.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Well, he liked you the best. You guys knew each other from before, so you got the most meat. Lottie-dottie. You likes to potty. But I got zero meat. He had to give me a steaming hot meat. But regardless, meat or no meat, I think, I think he had to give me a steaming hot meat. I think we should have starved with the soup.
Starting point is 00:05:54 Then, then we go to, what was the last dish? Biscuits and gravy, which were fantastic. And those were, I ate the rest that night. It was delicious. That's a breakfast banger. So I feel like that would go next. And then you end with the burger. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:11 That's what I would have done. Okay. Here's what you're skipping. That might have been my favorite and it's kind of sad. The fucking pancakes were out of control. Well, yeah, those came out of nowhere. I was like, who made pancakes? And then I just took one and I was like, well, I'm kind of focused on this now.
Starting point is 00:06:27 And then they were like, it's over. And I was like, let me just... Yeah, the pancakes were pretty legit. Even before the show started, though, there was the whole... What did you call it? Apertite. What did you call it? I said Aperteezy.
Starting point is 00:06:40 I think it's a word I made up. Okay, I like that. The Apertizi was that big ass ham shank, just slices a ham just to kind of get your tongue, tongue ready. Yeah, salty. And I learned... Cured. Cured, yes. I was kind of hoping, Adam, that you would just grab that shank and sink your teeth into it and start nine.
Starting point is 00:07:01 Just take a million dollar bite. Fuck it! Yeah, I, you know, I did, you know, he's your close personal friend. I didn't want to offend him. Right. He spoke at your wedding, you know. Of course. Because that could be like a $1,000 ham shank for all I know.
Starting point is 00:07:17 I bet it was pretty price. I'm so fucking hungry. Is that how it works? Ham, ham gets expensive, guys. Ham can get expensive. Dude, I just bought, what's so funny about this is I just bought. I love to laugh. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:07:30 I don't buy ham ever. I don't buy like that sliced ham ever. This is so off brand. Go ahead. This is shocking shit right now. I feel like you would know everyone at Honeybaked like on a first name basis. But I went to, there's this place called the Butchery in Costa Mesa in Orange County. And I drive past there.
Starting point is 00:07:53 all the time and I swung in the other day the guys working there were all very nice they're like I'm gonna give you some ham they looked at me
Starting point is 00:08:01 they knew I was a ham boy and they they're like human ham can I slice you some and I'm like okay and it was so good it was just like that it was like so good
Starting point is 00:08:10 jabon and they slice me some and then they're like hey you want to buy someone I'm like absolutely so I got a little plate that was just like that
Starting point is 00:08:19 it was like $30 for that little little plate Of like for like a charcutory board or for like making sandwiches deli style? No, it was charcutory board. It was like it was it was cut exactly like that and a very similar amount. So that makes me feel that is well over a thousand dollar ham shrap. That's how to get you by the way.
Starting point is 00:08:40 They're like up here comes pitch perfect. Well there's, have you heard of that? There's that ham. It's from like Spain. I think it's called like Iberico. Iberico or whatever. Oh, the Spanish ham. Yes, of course.
Starting point is 00:08:53 The Spanish hand. I was saying the Japanese, the Spanish version the other day. Was it Jebonne? What was I saying? Ja. You said hamoan. Hamon. But I believe French is jambone.
Starting point is 00:09:06 You said jamboan. Jambone, yeah. Jambone. Yeah. Hamon. It's a specific kind called like Iberico or a birico or something. And it's a very expensive ham shank that I think you. I think I still got the ham.
Starting point is 00:09:20 Should I go get the ham? I'll eat some ham. I mean, I'll be right back. I'm getting the ham, boys. Sure. Yeah, that's good for... Okay. He's bringing some ham.
Starting point is 00:09:31 He's gone on a... Yeah. He has a problem, is what it is. Once you mention ham, he has to get... He's like playing this whole thing like, oh, I go to the butcher and sometimes I get ham. He's a fiend. Here's what I... I was like, oh, this is a nice little salt vehicle.
Starting point is 00:09:47 Right, right, right, right. Like, it could have just been anything with a saltiness to it. Like, it could have been a wet nap, soaked in salt. And I'd go, remember that wet nap, though? How about that wet nap? Okay. But are you a ham boy like, like Adam? Are you like?
Starting point is 00:10:03 I'm not a ham guy, actually. You're not devastated. I love a good, I love a good, I love ham. I love, I mean, my mom, it was, it was my title card for Dennis and Penny's son. When I did house party, my title card at the end, you know how we had like, nice. That shit's important. For workaholics, for mailover comedy. My title card at the end was my mom going,
Starting point is 00:10:29 You want a ham sandwich? It's her love language. And because my mom, it's all... So this just takes you back to the womb. This is a psychological humdinger. Oh, really. Well, by the way, we would have that, like, really, really, really not good ham that now I kind of crave, that budding.
Starting point is 00:10:49 Do you remember budding? I do, dude. It was hell of cheap. It's like in a tub. Dude, it's like the absolute cheapest, grossest. But I know what you're saying. Sometimes you kind of want it sometimes. That now I kind of, yeah, sometimes I'm like,
Starting point is 00:11:02 I wouldn't mind getting the absolute shit. That chemical. Budding. Yeah, budding ham. Where do you buy budding? Like, is this like an Aldi specific? Or like a... No, no, but it's like anywhere.
Starting point is 00:11:15 Anywhere, but you got... It's the cheapest. Cheapest delus. Budding, I remember that. It was so goddamn cheap. I need to see a lot of. label. I think it's just red lettering. Yeah. So that that hamshank was
Starting point is 00:11:26 damn expensive. Yeah, for sure. But the whole thing was, it was a really fun, fun gig. I'm like It's a blast. And I'm assuming we got paid for that. No, we paid him. We got paid in meat. We bought every dish. Yeah. That was an expensive lunch. I mean, that would be
Starting point is 00:11:42 appropriate if we paid. We should have probably paid, but I think we got paid. Did you guys know it was over when it was over? Like, when the music started playing? Yeah, I kind of just was still eating and, like, vibing. As you guys know, I like to do a lot. Dude, you were vibing, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:59 You were vibing your ass off, dude. I was almost like, Ders, this is live and you're vibing pretty hard. Put yourself on vibra. Yeah, what? Did you guys watch any of it back? No. I have not seen it yet. Yeah, my, uh, Chloe was watching it, uh, when I got home because she thought it came on at seven.
Starting point is 00:12:17 Mm-hmm. Um, but it came on 7 p.m. Yeah. Eastern time. Right. So she was confused. So she turns it on thinking that I'm going live now, and I just came through the door. And she's like, oh, I just started your, why are you here?
Starting point is 00:12:29 She was doing live it. It doesn't know what's happening. She freaked the fuck out. Who are you? Flies off the handle on you. I will ask, when do your kids start to see you on television? He will. And know that that's like not just a normal thing.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Because now my kid, because my, those price picks commercials are airing all the time. Right. And also, he was watching the, you know, dinnertime live with Chloe. That's cool. And nothing. He just kind of, you're like, there's da-da. And he goes, dad-da.
Starting point is 00:13:03 Right. And you're saying, and you want him to give you what you need. There's dad. He thinks Marshawn Lynch is a dad now. I feel like it's different now because, like, all, you can throw anything on the TV, right? Like the TV, you can watch YouTube. You can watch, you post.
Starting point is 00:13:17 People do, like, slide shows of their shit on their TV when you're, like, at their house. It's, like, watching their video. So it's like, a little less like, whoa, daddy in the box on the wall. Do you think anybody like programs their children to think that they're on TV and they're just kind of like playing something off their phone? And they're like, this is daddy's TV show. 100% is. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:13:39 You trick your children into thinking your celebrity. That's fucking cool. Yeah. There's no doubt in my mind. Yeah, there's absolute sociopaths out there. For sure. That's fucking cool. Why not build out this cool universe for?
Starting point is 00:13:51 for your kid where you're like the biggest celebrity in the world. And then they go to school and they're like, actually my dad is the biggest celebrity. Yeah, you don't know my dad? You don't know my dad? He won the Emmy last night. I don't think so. And like, you can upload anything on YouTube. If you're like a Fixit guy, you're like, my dad's actually,
Starting point is 00:14:08 you know, Andy the Fixit guy, that's my dad. And no, and everyone goes, no, don't know that person. Let's beat his ass. Honey, I got 300 likes. Nerd. We're cooking. And I, and the phone. 300 likes.
Starting point is 00:14:19 That's like basically a bill. yeah it's true and like being on your phone and like having videos so it's like you're watching instagram you're watching actual famous people non-famous people it's all kind of mixed together it's not as special to them also we know what these celebrities do we do we need them oh fuck i know i've had enough i'm so sick oh boy fucking cancel they need to be knocked down a peg cancel culture is coming to get down i hope so It's about time. Adam, for your sake, I hope one day he just loses it and hugs you.
Starting point is 00:14:56 It gives you a big hug and goes, I'm proud. I hope you earned those kisses, brother. I was, admittedly, I was expecting a little more because he saw me in the price of pick commercial. You come through the door like, and I was like, well, it just came on to the TV. We were watching football. And I'm like, oh, look, look, there's Dadda. And he's like, uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:15:13 Uh-huh. Cars. You good? I know, I know, Dad. You're a Hollywood elite. Yeah. I'm going to be too. The end.
Starting point is 00:15:20 Call me when you're a. Tractor. All right. Come. Yeah. Okay. If you are ever a trash truck, then I'll respect you. Okay. Then maybe we can talk. But these commercials are boo-boo. All right. It's not happening. I do like that you try and get a John Deere ad like that night. You're like, Isaac, here's the deal. It didn't land. It didn't really land. Please get me a sanitation commercial. A local sanitation commercial. I don't cherry-picking commercials. I like that. Blake, are those fashion you're wearing? What's going on? I have several choices. If you guys, I, um... Like, one is not to wear anything. I mean, I have these. I could go with my, my Oakley's. It's just like a... Well, those are sunglasses. Thank you. Those are sunglasses.
Starting point is 00:16:05 Yeah, I've got the, I've got, of course, I got the blue bloggers. Those are sunglasses. Yeah, Adam, I know what you're asking, and I'm wondering, too. Yeah, yeah. Oh, are these are, these are actually Teddy Spencer, my good friend from kindergarten on. Are there lenses in there? No, no longer. Did he die? No, he didn't die. Here's the lens. It's very scratched.
Starting point is 00:16:25 I couldn't see out of it. I'm down to one lens. Okay. So you're going for a look? Yeah, I am. That's what I love about you. You're not afraid to go for a look. Okay.
Starting point is 00:16:34 Well, here's the problem. My eyes kick fucking ass, and I'm really bummed on it. Like, I want my vision to start to deteriorate. Deuterarate, because I want to be able to wear glasses. I really want to. Why? Because they look fucking cool, dude. It's like kind of like,
Starting point is 00:16:51 Jeffrey Dalmer Sheik, I'm like, into it, man. Yeah, you did always have a weird affection for serial killers. Somebody help me! Yeah, you read books about them, right? Yes, yes. Well, it comes from when I was a young child, my aunt, I actually have the book. My aunt Arlene. I used to hold squirrels underwater.
Starting point is 00:17:09 I used to kill squirrels. Now, let me get this. Let me get this. Yeah. It comes from, oh, by the way, my, I think my mother-in-law ate my, my hem-owned. Oh, oh. And devastated. Because she just ate $15 or the pet mom.
Starting point is 00:17:25 It's a community ham. That's one way to die. She was like, it was all right. So this is the book I grew up. My Aunt Arlene had this book in her house, the Encyclopedia of Serial Killers. And, you know, when you were a child and you're in your aunt's house and you have a lone time, you start to snoop around. Was your aunt a man that wore a woman's face? Not that I recall.
Starting point is 00:17:47 Not that I recall. Go ahead. It was a little loose skin, but. And when I would like kind of search, snoop through her book case, I would find, she had like a lot of serial killer stuff. And this one just spoke to me. Like without even opening it? No, there's pick. There's always pictures, you know? And there's like. Do you see pictures there, Blake? Yeah. Like, and I don't know. It just like, it was just like. I don't see anything. Dude, those, okay, those photos by the way. There's our boy. There's our boy. J.D.
Starting point is 00:18:16 Yeah. Our boy. He's a terrible man. He's an evil, evil person. These are all very evil. It goes without saying. By the way, that stuff does it. I don't understand your affection for this. Because it doesn't speak to me even a little bit. Because serial killers aren't cool. No, they're terrible. But we've covered this a little bit.
Starting point is 00:18:37 A little bit. And Jers got very angry with me that I am like, my affection is for like thieves, like bank robbers and monsters and stuff like that. Right. who just kill people, like, willy-nilly. Yeah, they're just part of the, part of the crime. They're, like, background. They're part of the crime syndicates.
Starting point is 00:18:57 Yeah, it's just collateral damage. My killers are, like, getting off on it, dude. Yeah, they're, they're, like, horny, killing little girls. Like, really. That, uh, that my killers, my killers, they would kill your killers out of, because they have a sense of morality. Yeah, okay. Because they'd be, like, not in my neighborhood.
Starting point is 00:19:19 Right. Right. We don't do that. Not here. And then your killers also would just go next door to the bank and kill anyone who looked at them cross-eyed. Well. And take the money. Yeah, like, that's not, not, that's not, not my killers. Sorry, we're out of money. You are right. They would kill the killer out of, like, morality.
Starting point is 00:19:40 And then their sense of morality. Their sense of morality also sends them next door to be like, b'bang. Okay. Well, not my killers. I think you're putting something, something. on to my killers because my killers they'd go to the bank if everybody's being cool they're just taking the money they don't want to kill
Starting point is 00:19:57 they don't want to kill they have no problem doing it they have no problem doing well they're stone cold there's stone cold right yeah and those are my killers Durs who are your killers should I play the song I was just going to be like are they
Starting point is 00:20:13 human or are they dancer who are my killers yeah I don't know Like, I guess, like, people who just drive the wrong way on the freeway. Oh, see, I don't like that. Dude, that happened to me. I swear to God. That happened to me yesterday.
Starting point is 00:20:28 No way. Okay. There's in my neighborhood, there's a, uh, they're one-way streets, right? Mm-hmm. And this car, I'm in a golf cart. This car is going the wrong way on a one-way. Huh. I'm, I stop and I go, you're going the wrong way.
Starting point is 00:20:45 They stop. There's this woman. She goes, I don't know. Oh, I don't know. No, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I go, you're going the wrong way. I don't know. Older or like, like 50?
Starting point is 00:20:56 I mean, probably about our age. Like late 30s, 40s. God, damn you're screaming. I don't know. And I go, you're going the wrong. You got to turn. And she's like, go ahead. And I'm like, right there.
Starting point is 00:21:07 And she turns. And it was fine. The car next to me is honking at her. And I'm like, that's not helping. She was wigging the fuck out. By the way, it wasn't just a woman. A guy was in the car, too. And he's going, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:21:18 I also don't know. right right we're from london this is where we drive on this we drive the wrong way all the time this is normal to us baby mental it wasn't it wasn't in the right lane it was it was a one way so they were just fully going the wrong direction well that sucks because what do you do at that point i don't know you throw on sublime the wrong way come on what are we doing guys that's what you do i blew it i should have put on sublime the wrong way uh and then 30 seconds later maybe like less than this, I'm driving. The lanes go from two lanes to one. I'm in a golf cart. One car speeds past me, because they're in the merge lane. One car speeds past me, gets in front of me. The other car behind me starts to speed past me, and I'm going, dude, there's not room here.
Starting point is 00:22:07 You're going to hit my little golf cart. They slam on their brakes to get back. By the way, this is a 30 mile per hour zone. These are two lanes merging to one? Merging into one. And I was in the lane that had the right of way. They were in the lane that were merging to get over. I'm drunk now.
Starting point is 00:22:24 And so one car speeds around to get past me. The other car is going to get past me. And then they drop back and get right behind me. So I'm kind of looking at him. I look up. That car had slammed the car in front of me, slammed on the brakes because there was a crosswalk right there. And there was people crossing. They slam on the brakes.
Starting point is 00:22:41 I slam on the brakes of my golf cart, which doesn't have the greatest of great. You know, it's a golf cart. Sure, yeah. It screeches to a halt. I swear to God, three inches from crushing the back of this Mercedes-Benz SUV. That would have been, you would have been ejected from the vehicle, right? I would have flown. I was wearing a seatbelt.
Starting point is 00:23:07 I was wearing a seatbelt. Oh, okay. Golf cars have a seatbelt now. Hell yeah. They do. They do. The nice ones for the streets. I love that.
Starting point is 00:23:14 Yeah, it was pretty chaotic. Yeah, that's scary because it feels like if you're in a golf cart and there's just cars around you, whatever happens, you're going to lose that battle. You're going to be crushed or completely annihilated. And it's crazy, it's been a while since I've been in a moment like that where you're like where a catastrophe is ahead of you or you're in the middle of an accident. I don't know if you guys have had this, but I've been in a few horrific accidents. yeah yeah yeah uh you have so much weirdly your what's your comb account again uh weirdly your brain has time to really think everything slows down yeah and i'm i'm slamming on the brakes i'm seeing it and i'm going in my head i have time to go like oh my god i'm gonna crush this car i'm gonna i'm gonna
Starting point is 00:24:07 fly eject i'm gonna smash into the back of it my child i wish they served the soup first yeah i wish for sure. My child, my wife. I, like, had thoughts. Should have done the John Deere. And then it happened within, you know, one second. Yeah. It's crazy. Adam, have you ever heard this saying your life flashes before your eyes? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. It's true.
Starting point is 00:24:33 I think that might even be. I think that that's what they're taught. I feel like that might be what they're talking about. Have you guys had that? Have you guys had that those moments? Because I've had that at least a half dozen times. I don't... Not enough that I clocked it. I don't know that I'm ever aware that I'm... You're not clocking it?
Starting point is 00:24:51 I don't think I'm ever aware I'm in really dangerous situations. I think maybe I'm blissfully like not aware that this kind of shit's happening. You're like a cartoon character where like all the... Like you're the baby from...
Starting point is 00:25:03 There's like wreckage behind me and I have no clue that I'm the one starting. The Roger Rabbit Baby from before the movie starts. Absolutely. Where the shit's hitting the fan. Yes. And so like...
Starting point is 00:25:14 and durs is thinking durs are you chunken or are you thinking this is pretty wild this is a pregnant pause I had a question about the car and then we switch gears and I'm like trying to go with it and not go back
Starting point is 00:25:28 and then I was like well this is actually getting kind of boring for me so maybe we do go back to the more exciting story okay let's get it what the car the engine's car
Starting point is 00:25:35 and now I can't remember that's all oh god Jesus Christ come on the ultimate yes no improver gotcha bitch No, it was more like the I shouldn't have stepped out for this scene.
Starting point is 00:25:48 Oh my God! You ever see somebody to step out for an improv scene and then they go, I'm the doctor, and you go, huh. Fuck. Yeah. In the heat of battle, your squad relies on you. Don't let them down.
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Starting point is 00:30:54 It's kind of a bummer. I used to love going to, like, UCB out here on what's... Yeah. Yeah, it's been a long while, so I've ever have an improv show flash before your eyes? Dude, tell me about it. I mean, I will say some of my favorite good improv is fine. Yeah. It's fine.
Starting point is 00:31:11 I, it's not my favorite thing. I think I'd prefer to see a really great stand-up than, then fine, like, good, decent improv. Like, the best improv ever, sure, yeah, that'd be fun to watch. But what I really enjoy, even better than really good stand-up, really good improv, is really bad of both. That, to me, is my absolute favorite. And I don't know what that says about me. Really? You get more out of it? I like it more.
Starting point is 00:31:41 I'm not saying I would like to watch it all the time, but if I'm going to dip in to UCB, I hope it's UCB 201, where they have enough skills to have some confidence. Sure. But then they're really, really bad, which is, yeah. Their space work is just all over the place. You're like, oh, that's where the door handle is?
Starting point is 00:32:01 Because it was over there when he came out. Yeah, I'm fucking, I, I, I, stand-up is like, here's what I, obviously, good stand-up is fantastic. And I like when people are, they've just got a set, a really fucking tight set where you're like, this is, I've never heard this before, this person's vibe is great. Yeah, it's a fun take. I like his energy. Yeah, yeah, da, yeah. Differently for an improv show, I love being like, look at these people do this all together. That's fucking cool.
Starting point is 00:32:32 That's really what it's about. The passing the ball or whatever the fuck you want to call it, like of, we're all doing this and it's all happening. We're all creating this scene together in the moment. And when it's good, I just go, you guys, you fucking did it. You're in a little bit. It's pretty fucking cool. These guys are skilled as hell. But then also, don't you find it fun when they're all working together and they're like,
Starting point is 00:32:57 we're all working in the steel mill. And then one guy comes in, he's like, I'm Abraham Lincoln. And you're like, no, you're not. Yeah. You know, you're not, dude. Yeah, the burned down. And you're like, what were you doing? I instantly just go.
Starting point is 00:33:09 God damn it to all these other people I know what they're going through and I'm like To me that's so funny Because then you see the like Little side eyes And little like
Starting point is 00:33:17 Lances to the people That are actually trying to work together And then the one guy Is just Fucking blowing it For you Dude you are you are describing How I met like
Starting point is 00:33:29 Thomas Kellogg basically He was just like in improv And he would just come Give him a long shout out Oh yeah He would come to the table Just with his own universe I was in your improv class
Starting point is 00:33:39 Yeah Yeah, we were in the same class together. He mastered the art of it. Yeah. And you're going to see a lot. You'll see a lot of him on the cruise, people. Get ready. Is he actually coming?
Starting point is 00:33:49 Is he coming? Oh, he's coming, man. Oh, I love it. Right, Isaac? I will say the one person that was like that, who then got a lot better. And now he's a fantastic comedian is Rick Glassman. Oh, yes, yes. And I were in a UCB class, you know, over 15 years ago, probably.
Starting point is 00:34:07 and he was so so funny but he would come in and just take over a scene that it's in no way what it was about and suddenly you have to go with whatever the fuck he was trying to bring he out with you okay yeah I mean that's still sort of his lane is like a complete confusion attack
Starting point is 00:34:27 I just feel like he's mastered it much much more now yeah now he's great at it and then I told him after class because he was asking about stand up and I'm like I think you have to quit improv and do state of poverty. You out with him. Yeah. Remember how you outfled me in there?
Starting point is 00:34:41 I'm alfing you out here. Yeah, I'm like, you can't do this. You can't do this. I don't want to see you here. I don't want to see you here at me. Hand on the shoulder. And then to his credit, he did take my advice
Starting point is 00:34:53 and he owes his entire career to me, I think. Stamp it. I think. That's huge. But no, to his credit, he did, he was at the improv all the time in the comedy store. And now he's a real,
Starting point is 00:35:03 I find him to be a really, really funny. Check out his pod. Shoes off podcast. I don't know if I've ever seen him do Stanley I don't think I've seen him It's chaos, it's fun Yeah I mean dude is lightning fast
Starting point is 00:35:14 He was on Adam Devine's house party Season 2 in New Orleans If I remember correctly He like I forget he had me like bring out a note As if like someone passed him a note And he had to read it on stage I can't remember exactly what he offered you
Starting point is 00:35:33 He was like you're my bitch in this routine Yeah Gotcha totally but yeah it's just like off it's not like a straight ahead stand-up set which I think is it's fun fun for people I like that I like that I think I've seen him bring some puppets on stage too
Starting point is 00:35:48 that's pretty cool I'm always in a Did he use him or did he just have him? I feel like his move would be like having two puppets and then just doing stand-up and then leave you like wondering why the hell the puppets are on stage yeah no I think I don't know I feel like we used to do a lot of stuff like that too
Starting point is 00:36:04 when we would do sketch stuff it would be a lot of us, you know, being in the audience, being in the crowd, acting like we're part of the crowd, you know, having plants in the crowd. The funiest. You know, I think that stuff is just keeping the audience on their toes. On their tippy toes. I'm guessing. We're like the Cirque de Soleil of comedy. It's really.
Starting point is 00:36:25 That's so well put. Thank you. That is so well. Have you guys seen Cirque de Soleil? Oh, yeah? I saw Sirc de Soleil a few years ago. It's fucking, it's a little sexual. Oh, is it?
Starting point is 00:36:36 Come on, man. Were you getting chubbed? No, brought my boys, and it was like... Oh, were they getting chubbed? Uh-oh. For sure. And I always give a little fist bump when I know something's going on. I pause.
Starting point is 00:36:48 I didn't want to say it, but Blake went right for it. I mean, come on. That's okay. I mean, the serial killer book reader, yeah, we expect this. It's all right. He's asking about children's hard penises. Very cool. It was a lot of like grinding between fucking sword swallowing.
Starting point is 00:37:04 Are you sure he saw it? You just brought them to a burlesque show? Yeah, it was in this strip mall. It was in Vegas, but a little outside. Jerk me off gay. I saw jerk me off gay. It's different. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:37:14 Sorry. Yeah, it was in an alley, right? Yeah, it was in a strip mall. It was outside of Vegas in a strip mall. It's a thing where they jump up and down on like a mattress full of maggots. It's like a big blue and yellow tent. It's always in a tent. It shouldn't be in an alleyway.
Starting point is 00:37:31 I saw like downtown L.A. in like a theater or something. Is it? It's not in a, a theater. I saw a big beautiful theater in Vegas and stuff. Well, I think the show I saw was called like Allegria. You could look it up when that year was. It was back. No, that's an allergy medication.
Starting point is 00:37:48 It's Allegra. I saw the Prozac show. It was like crazy. No, I remember it had like a dove. It was like a dove with like human eyes. I saw a blue show, I think. Yeah, absolutely. It's a good one.
Starting point is 00:38:01 But it was way back in the 90s. In the 90s. It was mad French, dude. It was like the most French shit I ever saw in my life. And maybe that's what I mean by sexual. I feel like French people, it's just... Oh, it's just a fuck fast, right? Yeah. It's fucking...
Starting point is 00:38:18 On Fromme. Oh, dude. It's a bagel. Like a bit... You carry around a bag yet. That's just a big dick. Everyone else is. I wouldn't mind shoving that down my throat.
Starting point is 00:38:27 Gobble, gobble, gobble. There's all those cats in the windows. That's just puffing in the window. What was the kind of shit they were pulling off? Because I remember, like, it was... Their whole thing was like, we don't have any animals at the circus it's all just like
Starting point is 00:38:40 what gymnastics basically yeah no the people with the animals baby what kind of stuff you know it's all the like there's like the trance the uh the seesaw where they like launch each other hella high in the sky
Starting point is 00:38:53 I'm just the one that goes around that's got the two circles up and top and they like run on top and whatever so essentially they're just do like circus shit yeah but like it's it is a circus I think cirque I know
Starting point is 00:39:06 I know, but it's... Is it real? But what is more than just regular circus? There's grinding. I feel like I said this. There's no animals. There's no animals. Yeah, it's just acrobatics.
Starting point is 00:39:17 The clowns aren't like, like, neon. It's like, they're French clowns. They, like, don't talk and shit. I do hate that now circuses are like... There's a faux paw to go into, like, to take your children to a circus. Because they're like, the poor animals. The poor animals, I'm like... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:36 You know, just turn into Ozzy, Osbourne. How fun was it when you were a kid to go to the circus? You see a giant elephant, stand on a ball, shit all over. It was the best? I don't know what I'm going to miss that. I mean, was it? I don't feel like that's what I. Did you not go to the circus as a child?
Starting point is 00:39:56 I went for Gunther Gable Williams' final farewell tour. Excuse me. This like Austrian blonde, like 80 year old dude and a blonde wig would just whip lions. And I was like, this dude's jacked and cool That's awesome I mean, okay, that is cool It's a lost art, like, for sure This isn't the 70s
Starting point is 00:40:13 He would like whip the fuck out of the tigers And like make them like stand up and shit, right? I believe it was lions Maybe most tigers, but It really, when you step it out It's kind of stupid It's not that cool Like I'd much rather watch flipping and shit
Starting point is 00:40:27 You like watching tigers get whipped What are you serial killers? No Yeah, let me see if you're in my book It's not about the whip I don't love the whipping. I'm saying there has to be a way. You just said you like the whipping.
Starting point is 00:40:40 You like you like prodding the elephants till they shit. So much that they shit. I did not. I did not say that. It's kind of what I heard. Putting words in my mouth. I'm just trying to figure out what the hell you like about these animals in captivity being forced. I liked going to the circus as a kid and seeing all the animals, uh, perform tricks.
Starting point is 00:40:59 Because at the zoo, they're just laying. The zoo's actually pretty fucking boring. They're laying there. They're shitting. they're laying in their shit it's like pretty disgusting i want to see him hey put a put a fucking show on for me and my child right you know i suck i will say that's one of the bummers of that uh of of where we've come as a society oh that's one of that's kind of the major one right now for me for me that's the biggest one is where are the circuses yeah i get that well they're
Starting point is 00:41:33 They're French now, and they're very artful, and you should go. Yeah, it's maybe too horny for my, for my little kid, you know. I think you're going to, I think he's going to like it. Or it's the right amount of horn. I think he's going to the zoo now. I'm like, what is the clock on this? This is over. These animals in here.
Starting point is 00:41:51 You think zoos are done? Yeah, dude. Well, some zoos are. And now, yeah, and you're like, man, people like hate zoos. You're like, this sucks. The zoos, it's. The Omaha Zoo is one of the best zoos in the country. It's always either number one or number two.
Starting point is 00:42:09 Between that and what? San Diego. And it's, it was, that zoo actually was the fucking shit. Right. But that has like a legit safari, right? Yeah, there's like a legit safari. Until the winter. And there's like, board them up.
Starting point is 00:42:25 No, it's all indoors. And the monkeys like, we'll swing on vines and we'll just like. It's all indoors? Yeah, because they keep it. it's this temperature of the rainforest so you go in and it's like hot and misty. Can you imagine living your life
Starting point is 00:42:40 all indoors? Yeah, biodome dude. Yeah, it's biodome essentially. It's one of the best movies of all the time. You love biodome. I don't disagree with that, but aren't they trying to get out? It's the Henry Doily Zoo. Yeah, the whole movie they're trying to get out. There's a zoo in India. I watched
Starting point is 00:42:56 a fucking YouTube video the other day that like some billionaire built that is in insane. It is like 10,000 acres or whatever like it's humongous and it's got everything and it's just some billionaire who's like I got all these animals and he's like
Starting point is 00:43:11 rescuing them from like other places and like so it's kind of a sanctuary or whatever yeah Todd just put it in the chat. So the zoo run by the Indian billionaire is called Ventara. Yeah. Sure. Why not? Yeah, might as well call it Ventara. That's kind of a sick. It's the way. A large
Starting point is 00:43:27 wildlife rescue and rehabilitation center owned by the man, the Indian man's and his name. Anat and Boni. Son of Mukesh and Bonnie. You gotta watch this video. Yeah, I thought I nailed it, yeah. I'm kind of on board with zoos that are like,
Starting point is 00:43:47 yeah, like rehabbing animals. Well, all zoos do that. That's like part of, you know, zoos. You're not all zoos. There's some zoos out there that are shit that are bad. Sure, there's Tiger King Zoo. which by the way kind of a cool zoo
Starting point is 00:44:03 how much fun would it be to go to a Tucker King's Zoo it would be so fun I went to the one outside Vegas for the MGM Lions and it is sad there was just a lady with like a beach bag
Starting point is 00:44:14 feeding ground beef through the chain link fence to these animals that were like it sounds like our episode of dinnertime live dude it was that
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Starting point is 00:48:33 It was a battlefield. Book, book, book. Nice deals. Let's get models in. Let's get them out. And the models themselves? They carried scars that never fully healed. Until this day, honestly, if I see a measuring tape, I freak out.
Starting point is 00:48:47 The Model Wars podcast peels back the glossy cover and reveals a high-stakes game where survival meant more than beauty. Hosted by me, Vanessa Grigoriatis, this is the untold story of an industry built on ruthless ambition. Listen to Model Wars on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, dude, so I'm going to, Dillon, Ryan, to Changing gears here. Okay. Dylan Ryola, um, the quarterback. of the Nebraska Huskers,
Starting point is 00:49:27 the Cornhuskers. Got it. Let's go. Go Big Red. He's a fan. He reached out. He's giving me tickets to the game. So I'm going,
Starting point is 00:49:34 I'm not going, I'm not going this weekend for Michigan because I can't. I'm drunk now. Which is going to be such an epic game. Who do they? Yeah, Michigan is. Michigan.
Starting point is 00:49:43 So Michigan's ranked. We're not ranked. Wolverines. We're talking to Wolverines. That's right. God damn. That is right. God damn.
Starting point is 00:49:50 We are. Go now. But it's supposed to be a really tight game and everyone's saying that Nebraska has a real shot to beating them and in that case it's a real conversation on whether or not we're going to be in the playoffs
Starting point is 00:50:04 because of our rest of our schedule and look at this fucking hat that I got. What game are you going to? I'm going the week after is a bye week and then I'm going to the Michigan State game which also should be a good game. But all right here. Every week's a bye week for me.
Starting point is 00:50:18 Michigan State, they're slick. I always hate them. Whatever they play Wisconsin it's always a fucking barn burner. dude, it just goes down to the last thing and then they do a Hail Mary. What does he put it on? Oh, my. Hey, look at this guy. I mean,
Starting point is 00:50:32 I'm gonna come. That is one of the coolest fucking things. This is unreal. Adam just put on a, a stocking cap. A fucking sick is this hat. That's right. It's incredible, dude. Do you remember on all that there was like,
Starting point is 00:50:48 the pizza face dude? I do actually kind of remember that. It looks very similar to the, the pizza face guy. Todd, can you pull up the pizza face guy from all that? Yeah, that's amazing. Is this homemade or are these bulk? I saw this online. It was someone I think got Etsy making these
Starting point is 00:51:05 and so I think someone actually made this. This is how you need to rob a bank. And Zach, my buddy Zach, I wish I was pizza on Instagram. Please give him a follow. He is also wearing this. So we're going to look insane.
Starting point is 00:51:20 And I think they're going to do the thing that I've done before where they're like, I'm the celebrity of the game where I go down on the field and they film me, I think I'm going to wear this. You have to. You have to have a reveal. And they're like, Adam Divine and people are like, what? Is that? What is that? How do we know? What is this? Yeah. I'm gonna come. So I'm
Starting point is 00:51:37 pretty excited about this. I will say that opens up so many opportunities for you. You could have a whole alter ego stand-up career with this thing. You could probably start your own break-off pocket. Blake's always thinking of career moves. I like that. Always thinking of comedy career.
Starting point is 00:51:53 This is your glasses. man yeah oh thank you yeah uh do we even explain what it is it's a crocheted corn husk like corn head uh and it looks insane you look like an ear of corn i do i look like an ear of corn yes and if you're aware of um all that it's it kell had a character named pizza face it it gives me that vibe i'm looking at the photo right now and i feel it's a slightly different vibe but yeah but uh i'm hoping it's a little chilly and this actually comes has um has the family seen you in that yet or is it too terrifying uh oh by the way i came out i thought i was going to kind of scare bow with it a little bit congrats you came out thank you the water's warm it's been a while
Starting point is 00:52:39 so i i came out of my office wearing it i thought i was going to scare bow he ran up to me gave me a big hug and started laughing hysterically like laughing laughing laughing and i'm like this kid is the fucking man dude yeah he gets it he gets it if you needed to can it roll up into like what would kind of be a fine winter hat situation i don't know let me try well don't ruin it i don't like live a little pal i'm sorry i i well i don't want that thing is priceless no so adam you could just have it on and then just roll it up well his headphones were on well then he takes the headphones off it yeah there's my guy it also looks similar what is
Starting point is 00:53:24 Oh, my God. Get your ass to Mars. You look like Arnold from fucking total recall. That's totally... Wow. Honestly, not mad at this. Yeah. Sick, dude.
Starting point is 00:53:35 Get your ass to Mars. No, that's sick. That's sick, brother. So, wait, I'm sorry. I missed the info. Is this an Etsy purchase? Are these made in bulk? Is this official Huskers gear?
Starting point is 00:53:46 Let me find. It's not official Huskers gear. I kind of thought it was Etsy, but... Did you get this on Nebraska.gov? No, Zach. sent me the link he he's my buddy he's the he's the one that finds stuff like this
Starting point is 00:54:00 he also wants us to buy matching a fedora red fedora hats yeah is that a thing they do that's brilliant that's brilliant so we might also buy that I hope he becomes your stylist because I love all the swings he's taking I can't
Starting point is 00:54:16 I can't find where he sent this wait is are the fedora is a thing people wear to games or this is his like I think the band wears him No, I think it's a thing that like Bob Devaney, our coach from like the 1970s, 1960s. He would wear a red fedora. And so is the rule like 10,000 fedores per stadium? And by the way, I don't think anyone wears the fedora.
Starting point is 00:54:41 I think I think Zach is just like this could be our thing. And we're having like a, it's me and him. It's going to be. It's just the two of us. So it's going to get back. off the leash. Oh, yeah, we're going to just go wild.
Starting point is 00:54:56 It's kind of like a two-hand bachelor. You have a son now. And, uh, and, you know, Zach was like, I was, I gave him the option.
Starting point is 00:55:04 I was like, hey, we could get our own hotel rooms, which was kind of my, my choice. Or we could share, you know, to save him a little bit of money.
Starting point is 00:55:12 And he was like, yeah, let's just share. And so now we're, everybody's coming. Sharing rooms. Uh, we're going to be there for two nights.
Starting point is 00:55:19 It's going to be absolute chaos. Oh, yeah. I'm so excited. We're, we're flying into. Oh, Omaha. Does he know you just came out? We're driving to Link, and it's about 45 minutes away. And they're in the middle of that drive, in the middle of the country, there is a giant barn that is a steakhouse that we're going to stop and eat at at, at like 7 o'clock at night.
Starting point is 00:55:43 And I'm so excited about it. You guys are going to have a great time. And Blake, what would you order at this steakhouse? At the steakhouse, probably chicken terriaki. Did they have that? That could be pretty yummy. Yaqui actually gets stopped at the border of Nebraska. It is not allowed in.
Starting point is 00:55:58 This is not coming in, buddy. Why don't you tear that at Yaqui somewhere else, okay? You can keep that in Iowa, all right, buddy. It's not coming across this border. I did see a funny onion headline the other day that was like, I don't know if it was Iowa, Nebraska boat. How do you know which ones are onion headlines at this point and real headlines? But go ahead, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:56:18 Fair enough, yes points. Thank you. And it was like Iowa leaves hot dish at the border of. Nebraska after making too much food. And I was like, that's fucking classic. We got it. Hey, points to the onion. Yes, points! Too good. The onion is still around? I thought the
Starting point is 00:56:34 onion was gone. It's just not a physical paper. No, they're alive and well. No, the onion is still around. They send me actual newspapers. There you go. So I get the onion delivered to my house. That's fucking cool. I didn't even know they gave that option anymore. I'm sure if you reached out or paid money, they would
Starting point is 00:56:54 they would give it to you. Tell them you know Adam. I'm going to. I know this guy. Any takebacks or appreciations or David Chang slams again? I'm trying to find the name of that steakhouse. Dude, oh, well, shout out David Chang. The dude makes really awesome dishes look so easy.
Starting point is 00:57:14 Like, I don't think we even realize, like, we're just kind of, like, chatting him up, and he's making biscuits. Biscuits are fucking difficult to make. Oh, yeah. Like, you can fuck Biscuits. gets up 10 hundred different ways and he just whips it out while carrying on a conversation. So the dude is a wizard.
Starting point is 00:57:32 And you know, I don't want to be this guy, but I was like, no dessert. Right. I'm like, I couldn't be more full. That is the first thing that you text. I couldn't be more full. And I was like, I do need like a
Starting point is 00:57:48 Pazuki or something. Like what a Pizuki? What's happening? Yeah. I will say it's very impressive. By the way, it would have taken me... Unreal. I mean, hours to make any one of those...
Starting point is 00:57:59 Yeah. Like, the fact that he very quickly... I mean, the burger is the easiest one, right? Sure. Grilled the burger. Yeah. But then, like, with the... He made the sauce.
Starting point is 00:58:09 Yeah, he elevates it. So good. Yeah, he made the bread. He made the bread. The bread was off the chain. And made the bread. The bread looked like a, like a dirty dick, but then it tasted like a clean one.
Starting point is 00:58:18 Yeah, it tasted delicious. God. Okay, so I would like to shout out. Shout out David Chang. And I hope I'm homies with him now. He was homies with Blake. I hope I'm homies with him. Yeah, you hope it's official.
Starting point is 00:58:29 I think you're in. Yeah. It kind of showed, though, he had never seen workaholics because he was like, oh, durs, do people call you that? I've never heard that. And I'm like, I almost left. Maybe he was being facetious. Maybe he's just trying to be cool about it.
Starting point is 00:58:44 No, he wasn't. I could tell. That's all right. And that's fine. That's fine. But, yeah, but I hope we're friends now. Yeah. And when we walked in, the person was like, you know, Dave's ready to go.
Starting point is 00:58:54 I was like, oh, so it's just Dave. Okay, it's not David. Are we allowed to say that? When do I get to be calling, baby? Then hopefully now. When do we? Yeah, hopefully now. Dave Chang.
Starting point is 00:59:03 And we got all the sauces and the spices and the little gift bag. I'm going to be cooking. I didn't know Mama Fouca was his thing. You know, I have Nike dunks that are Mama Fouca. It was like a collab that they did. Wow. Yeah, no, I mean, it's now he has, like, products in the store, and, of course, he has the restaurants.
Starting point is 00:59:22 There's the one in Vegas. Fuku. It's a fucking bomb. If you have a chance. A delicious time. Yeah, that's, I guess, your version of his being like, oh, people call you Durs. Something you should definitely have known about him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:33 Big Dave. Big day. Yeah. I would like to shout out, Round the Bend Steakhouse. Okay. Okay. In beautiful Ashland, Ashland, Nebraska. It's, I mean, I'll show you guys.
Starting point is 00:59:48 This is, I mean, it's just a giant, it's just a barn. Why does it look like a town home meeting? Oh, so that's where you're going. Yeah, that's where we're going to have our stakes. Is everybody in that video like 70 plus? The stakes look good. Yeah. From David Chang to Round the Bend.
Starting point is 01:00:06 What is it? Round the way? What the hell is it? Round the Bend. Okay. Get rid of some big. Nebraska knows how to cook some beef, baby. You better go live.
Starting point is 01:00:15 Round the Ben. It's the home of the testicle festival. So, home of the testicle festival. Yeah, a little bit by, and shout out to the guy in the picture. Yeah. Boss man. Is Dennis in a tutu? He's a guy wearing a tutu, a bald, bearded man.
Starting point is 01:00:33 Now, is that your eating, I'm guessing that's your eating testicles, not like you're eating with your testicles out, or is it like all the above? Yeah, I'm guessing, I'm guessing there's a eating, oh, Rocky Mountain oysters are like a thing that they do there. Which, by the way, what a fun, what a fun way to start the night is you go there, you eat a, you eat a, you eat a, you eat a, you eat a, you eat a, big steak, you have some Rocky Mountain Oysters, you have a, you have a couple beers. Yeah. I get, I get behind the wheel. Have another 30 minutes. Eat another Rocky Mountain Oyster.
Starting point is 01:01:04 Then we get to Lincoln. Then it's one night of fun. You know, you know, it's the first night we're going to go maybe a little too hard. And then the next day, it's game day. You're going to leave the mask. You're going to leave the mask. Yeah. If you're hung over, the mask on, everyone's going to go, ha-ha, and you're going to go,
Starting point is 01:01:21 and it's and it's uh you know it's Nebraska it's my hometown I'm or my home state I'm so excited to go back it's been it's been too long it'll be badass big shout out to Dylan Ryola for hooking this up I wonder if there's any makesups about the testicle festival if someone shows up for something else just and then they're like uh never mind we actually eat testicles and he's like that's what I was here for brother can I look at the menu I would like to say I'm a Dylan Ryola
Starting point is 01:01:55 I reached out I don't know if I reached out or or if I constantly DMing if I was constantly DMing but somehow he was like oh I didn't know your he's like
Starting point is 01:02:06 you're from Nebraska question mark and I'm like was a little offended I'm like that's your whole thing that has nothing to do with me being from Nebraska Blake so that did make any sense
Starting point is 01:02:19 dude but I didn't But, yeah, so big, but big shout out to Dylan Marilla for giving me these tickets. I can't out wait. And this is the quarterback. The quarterback of Nebraska. Okay. Now I'm invested. Now I'm launching.
Starting point is 01:02:32 Yeah. Oh, he's like the guy who kind of looks like my home. That's right. Oh, yeah. This guy's cool. Kind of throws like him. Yeah. He's trying to steal his steeds.
Starting point is 01:02:40 Okay. I love it. Here we go. And if they win, you're saying the rest of their season's easy. It's pretty wide open until I think the second to last game or maybe third to last game, we play Penn State. And right now, I think they're ranked number two. Right.
Starting point is 01:02:53 And how many teams go in the playoffs this year? Is it 16 now? Playoffs. I do not know. That's funny, Blake. I'm so bad. I'm so bad. Todd, can you find out how many teams go to the college football playoffs?
Starting point is 01:03:06 The almighty dollar keeps changing it, I tell you. But I'm telling you, if we could have a 10-win season, that would be absolutely huge for us. 12 teams. And get to go into the playoffs. That would be massive for us. And Matt Rule, always in his third year of coaching all of a sudden that his teams become, they go from good to grade. I just hope everybody on the team is getting a good education, passing grades, and, like, really learning. And that's my hopes for the season.
Starting point is 01:03:37 That's my hope. All right. And that's another episode of this is important. Big shout out, Jimmy Kimmel. Love you, dog. Okay, hell yeah. Love you, dog. In the heat of battle, your squad relies on you.
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