This Is Important - Ep 268: Blake Tucks Up & Adam Knows This Because…???

Episode Date: October 14, 2025

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Today on This Is Important? I chorged on that bone and slurped it down, and I think it was the liquid that I swallowed. There's a rope. Every week on a Sunday, I let a rope out. And you had to drive home instead of go to the party because your dick was on burn. Buckle up. Yeah. White enough.

Oh, man. Yeah. Hello, man. Look at you. Why? Oh, look at you. Look at you, Blake. What's up?

Oh, what do you see? Oh, look, it's what I don't see, and I don't see a hairy up a lip. I know. Oh, whoa. I guess I just, I was like, he's looking young, but I didn't notice that it was that. I hate it. Does it? Do you think it makes me look younger, or does it just make me look like a girl?

Yeah, I feel like people look younger without mustaches. Adam? Yeah, that's a hot take. I feel like I look a little like an old lady a little bit. Well, yeah. Well, yeah. You look like a young man or an old lady. Your mother.

Thank you. Well, yeah. When your mother's a beautiful woman. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. Hello. You're a beautiful man. I don't mind you saying that. What made you, what made you, uh, snip and trim?

Uh, it's for a role, currently. For a role, yeah. And it's for a television show or a major, major motion picture? Major motion picture. Is it? Now we're talking this is cool. Well, not major. Minor, minor motion picture.

Okay. Okay. It's a stop motion picture. I thought of that the other day. I saw something that was like major motion picture only released in theaters. And I was like, what? Because I've done some, I've done a few major motion pictures. Yeah, you have. And then a few very not major motion pictures.

Right. But I think they all say major motion picture. Do they not? Yeah, what's up with that? Is there, we don't have a minor league for... There's no minor motion picture. What are you guys talking about? It's called studio films and independent.

films and I'm sure when it's a studio film it's a major motion picture is that that well I know you're saying like what do you guys what you're talking about well you're like there's no minors and I'm like what are in they don't call it the minor minor they don't but if we did we could that's what that's what I'm going to start and you know what I'm going to start exactly I want to start calling it the minor motion pictures instead of well but then they might think it's children then they might think it's yeah well yeah okay well I can see how that could be Blake's in all these minor movies. Little rascals again. I love working with these kids.

They're hilarious. They say the darnest things. They really do. Well, you know, I mean, the miners aren't bad. Like Savannah bananas, I feel people love that version of the miners. Name one other. I'm sure Omaha's got one, right? Minor league teams?

I don't even know if the Savannah bananas are considered a minor league team. They're more like the Harlem Glover. Trouters. But they... Wow. You can't even talk. Harlem Blobblob chowters.

What's the fucking Harlem blob chowder? Did you guys go through a phase? I think it must have been like middle school of people would be rocking minor league caps because it was like a little more obscure. Like the mud skippers was on and fucking... I feel people still do that. Oh, Modesto nuts. Yeah, but like it's a phase.

like you discover it, it's cool, and then you go back to just wearing your Yankees or your Cubs or your L.A. hat there, sir. I think Burt Kreischer basically exclusively wears Yeah, that's kind of his stamp. That's kind of his thing. He's a base, he played baseball? I do not know. I don't think so. Didn't he? I don't think so. I think he did, and I think that that's why he wears the hat so they can start the conversation. He can be like, you know, I played baseball. Todd, Todd, look it up. I, and if he did, he did. He did. He did. He did. He did not play for Florida State. No, no, no, no, no.

But I think he was a bad. But he swam also. Bert Kreischer, big, big Bert. Well, I mean, sure. I played baseball and I swam and I played basketball and I played football. I played the football. Adam's like, I was running. I ran up and down my street.

Yeah, I ran. I play, you know, I'm a golfer. I've done all these things. I was a climber. I was a climber. I wouldn't say I was great or good at any of them. I don't know if Bert Kreisher's saying he was good or great, but he played as a youth in Tampa Bay Area.

at Brandon High School. Okay. So it was a high school baseball player. Let's go Brandon. We got to bring that back. And he was the catcher for a player named Brad Randke. None of this is. Okay.

So he's a catcher for a player named Brad Ranke. How are you a personal catcher? If you go to Brandon high school, do you say, let's go Brandon? Like, that's got to be the thing. They got to love it. They're running with that. Oh, you know that let's go Brandon. They still think it's hell of funny.

They all have to. Well, it's also Florida, so they probably do have the T-shirts. They got it. Yeah, they got it. They got it. Still funny. And so anyway, that's why I think he wears those hats. So let everyone know he played a high school baseball.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's all right. That's cool then. Did you guys ever have a minor league hat? No? Omaha doesn't have a squad? They must have a baseball team.

Yeah, we know. They're like Omaha fucking beef. Oh, dude. I mean, well, the beef are, It's our indoor football league. Which is sick. Oh, really? Yeah, I want to say that we have the Royals, but I think they moved.

Right. Todd, look it up. Todd, this would be a Todd heavy up. I don't know anything. I know Iowa has the Cubs. The Iowa Cubs, that's a hard-ass hat. That is a hard-ass hat. Yeah.

But again, I'll say, you describe the hat, sir. Modesto Nuts, dude. Yeah. That is a squad. If you like nuts, you can have them on your forehead. or on your hat. Oh, yeah. We're the Omaha Storm Chasers,

which is also a pretty cool name. Oh, yeah. Trash can pandas. Oh, God. Isaac, more words, please. I like Isaac just puts trash can pandas with no explanation, no saying like,

this is where they're from. Are you meeting someone behind a panda express? Is that what you call? I'll meet you at the trash can behind pandas. Punk rock, getting radical. We're just a couple trash can pandas. I just need more information, Isaac. I love that you're,

chiming in here. And also that was like a minute and a half ago that we called him out on it. No follow-up info still. Zero. No. He fell asleep immediately. It's because this is how he types. Where's the F? Where's the F? From Houston

Angels minor league team. Oh, trash can pandas. I don't like that. That's too silly. Sorry, Houston Angels? What the fuck, dude? From Houston Angels minor league team? We're fucking pissed now, dude. Fucking piss now, dude.

Fucking thing sucks! I don't know what's happening. And the audience, they just hung up their phones. They're not listening to either. They're lost. They're lost at this point. No, thank you. You're gonna want to turn your phone back on.

God, I feel like we haven't podcasted in a long-ass time. So much freaking shit has happened. I was just back in the Midwest. Yeah, you went on your Nebraska journey. Yeah, I did a one-day vacay. And who'd they play? What game were you at? They played Michigan State, Nebraska, Cornhuskers.

That's a good one. I saw you on, because I watched the game. I tuned in. I'm like, I wonder if they'll show my boy. They definitely showed you. And the announcer weirdly kept talking about how much, like, weight you lost. Dude, and by the way, I haven't really. That's PR.

The PR machine is in full effect, Adam. Yeah. I'm like, did you feed him that? Of course. This is the storyline. This is the storyline. No, that's what I heard, too. I hadn't actually seen it, but they're like, oh, wow, he's lost a lot of weight since the last time I've seen him in a project, which I don't know that if that was kind of like, it's kind of a compliment because he's saying that I'm, I'm assuming he's saying I look a little better, but also sort of a dig saying I used to be fat, and then also sort of a- Yeah, you did. You've been fat.

Also sort of a dig since he saw me last. Like, it's been so long that this guy has seen me. Yeah. Okay. The relevance. Yeah. So, I don't know. I can't stop eating. You've been tossing and turning about this.

As I was walking out of the stadium, people were like, fuck that announcer. And I'm like, what? I had no idea. How did they know? He spent a while on it. I don't know. It showed you. And then it was like going to the game and like there was a down.

He like went back to it. Like, no, I'm just saying. You know, I wish I looked at. Leaving the stadium, people knew the announcer was saying this because he was saying it on the loudspeaker at the game. And check out. this expat-ass. I'm assuming you're seeing it on TV. I bet people are listening while at the game.

Wow. Yeah. Throwback. Love that. Yeah. Yeah, that's Yeah, we're in Midwest. What, yeah, what is that? My dad did that where it was like, he would listen to the radio and watch the TV. Well, you learn. Because he wants the, like, bias of the local radio.

Yeah, and you learn to love your your announcers. Like, I remember really loving, like, the A's announcers. Back in the day, Bill King, he was the shit. Their voice just, it soothes you. It makes you feel good. Myself or your sports wounds. And the TV guys' voices are worse.

Well, if you're at the game live, you're not hearing any voices. Yeah, you don't, yeah, they don't give you the play-by-play. My dad would bring the radio, but he would also listen the radio and watch the TV. So, TV with mute. Well, that's a lot. That's a lot. Yeah. Because you're going to get a, you're going to get like a second delay, and that would drive me nuts.

Yeah. but also yeah maybe your dad just hated the TV announcers I think he when it was like a national he was like they don't know how to rule for the bears or whatever that's fucking cool I'm pissed now I was in the other room drawing yeah so they gave us uh they gave dad ninjas move uh they gave me and my buddy Zach um not court side but uh field side passes and I had that crocheted corn mask you know of course and so they came to me and they're like hey do you want to go be

introduced and then you'll run our t-shirt cannon and we'll go to the student section you'll bust the t-shirt cannon out and it launches like 50 t-shirts in a matter of seconds I'm like oh yeah right and you politely said hey I'm just trying to relax and watch the game actually chill in yeah no

in fact I was like 35 drinks deep and I'm like I'll do it and they're like oh god oh what did we start out and then I was like I I will rip the corn mask off, but I'm going to wear it. And I'm like, we'd prefer if you didn't wear the corn mask. I'm like, I'm going to rip it out.

And they start, so I'm in the mask. I'm waiting for them to say when it's time to go. It took forever. Like, we ended up scoring and tying the ball game up in that time. And I'm like, kind of like looking out, trying to see if I could see what's happening. Looking insane. While wearing this mask, sweating. It finally is like, go, go, go, go.

The guy was trying to film us driving up. He trips and falls. We almost hit him. He goes back to grab his phone. The woman trips over him, throws him out of the way. It's like, what the fuck? We zip around in the gator. We go to the center field.

I come out, they're announcing, they're playing like the workaholics theme music, I think. And they're announcing me. They say from Omaha, Nebraska, huge. Cornhusker fan. Used to be huge. And current... Not so huge. And current Hollywood actor.

That's how they announced me, which I thought was kind of fun. And then I whipped the corn mask off. Minor league film star. Yeah. Totally. Minor motion pictures. And then I hop on the back

and we go to the student section where I'm supposed to shoot the thing off. It malfunctions. Yeah. One t-shirt, limp dick, flops out, farts out of the cannon.

The whole student's section is like what the fuck come on I'm pushing the button I'm pushing the button I'm twisting the knob like he told me to you skinny bitch shut the fucking t-shirts pats me on the back as if like you sad sack of shit you didn't do it and then

we drove off and that was my big you lose oh damn dude nice dude yeah yeah I was pretty disappointing that's okay you got the wind though can you throw shirts there were they were stuffed on the inside of the tube oh it's got like a huge Oh, what if you put your arm down the tube

to get it and then it went off and your arm blew off and you could have gone. You know, like when you overheat a hot dog in the microwave, it's just like split. Split for sure. Yeah, the end kind of opens up like a tremor. Yeah.

Last time he was here, his arm split open like a hot dog. Here he is, not so corn husky. Adam Devine. The weight is back on. The weight is back on. He's probably depressed from the last time. he was here. Yeah.

And then a W? An L. Yeah. Big W. Big W. Big Dube. Honestly, as soon as they showed you on the TV, then you guys started like mashing.

I'm like, they're calling this guy back. Good. Because Michigan State can be sneaky. They can be sneaky. They can be sneaky. They're well known for being sneaky. Sneaky Spartans. But it was good to get back there.

I love going back to Lincoln. Oh, my God. Going back this coming weekend for the hunt. do a big hunt, a pheasant hunt, with some family and friends once a year, and we're doing it a little early this year. I was going to say, that's usually my indicator of Thanksgiving, but you're going a little early. We're going a little squirly early.

That's right. I was talking to Mike. You guys made up with the guy? We made up with the guy. Oh, yeah. Last time you guys, like, smoked weed, and didn't you call him an asshole or something? I didn't do. I did smoke weed, but I didn't smoke weed indoors.

Hollywood minor actor. I didn't smoke weed indoors. I did not call him an asshole. But one member of our group kind of did both of those things. And then he said you're no longer allowed back. He did those things or he kind of did those things? What side are you on? Well, he smoked weed inside the cabin, which we were not allowed to do.

And he was like, if you want to do it, just smoke outside of the cabin, which I thought pretty fair. Pretty fair rules. It's your cabin. I totally respect that. He was refusing to not smoke weed. inside the cap. Yeah. Which is an insane.

Inside cabin weed. Which is an insane thing when he asked you not to. Yeah. And then he took two joints at the end when we were paying the guy. Oh yeah. Threw him down and was like,

hey, this is for you and your wife. Next time, why don't you chill the fuck out? Right. And I'm like, dude. Goodbye. What are you doing? Can I, but that's such, what do they call it? Why do they call it?

They call it like main character energy. Oh, yes. Yeah. He thought that was fucking. Cool. Actually, not great. You know what that's cool? The cool move is to go, my bad.

I'm here to have a good time. This is how I have a good time. I crossed the line. It's cool if you're an eighth grader and you're trying to impress a bunch of fourth graders. You know what I mean? You're like an older kid and you're like saying some cool shit. But we're all fully grown adult men and we're like that was the worst.

Right. Or a fourth grader trying to impress an eighth grader? Oh, sure. Sure. When you're young, you really think being mean is cool. It's cool. Shut up. It's the way to win points. But it's, I'm a sick guy. It's not cool.

You stupid bitch. You would think that, you fucking idiot. Yeah, so then we had to smooth it over with him. Yeah. I kept getting a text from a guy who has the same name as the owner of the cabin. And he would just text me, he called me one day. And I didn't respond. I didn't see it. I was like, holy shit, you just called.

So I texted, I'm like, hey, is everything good? Because we had just been told that we're no longer invited back. We've been going to this cabin for 20 years. Right. We love it. We love the owner of the cabin. We love his wife. He's the veils.

We love their family. We love everything about it. And if you're watching the YouTube video, we just posted all his information there. Yeah. But I kept getting, uh, I got a call from this guy. I'm like, I hit him back and like, you good? And he's like, yeah, is everything good with you? Just, we're just checking in.

I'm like, yeah, everything's going great here. And he's just like, uh, he was like, he was like, love you bro and I'm like bro this guy's like my dad's age wait not the love the love part and I'm like huh bro I know you love me but get

get to the how so sorry this guy's got the same name so it wasn't him but it kept going on for months the like the last like four months months I've been reaching back out to him being like hey just checking in we're still good to go for the hunt I guess I'm missing the like

how did how did this I had him, I had this number saved as his name for whatever reason. So maybe you've been texting someone else for years. But you, that you, that you do know, but you have it in your phone under the wrong name is what you're saying. Yes. And it's whoever it is, I looked back through old text. I'm like, I don't know who this person is, obviously, from like my responses. Yeah.

I'm like, for sure, like two word responses, you know? Yeah. And so. Okay, dokey. It was very confusing until finally I was like, you don't own the cabin I go hunting with you. And they're like, wait, what? And I'm like, oh, shit. So then we had to actually reach out.

Because I thought I had all the ducks in the row. I'm like, I think we're good. I think we're good to go. All the ducks in a row to blow their fucking heads off. Absolutely. So you should probably FaceTime that guy just to kind of figure out who he is, the mystery, the mystery man at the other end. No, I don't want to go down that road. No.

You never know who it's going to be. Who do you think you've been texting? I don't... And is he listening now? It's possible. Just the guy, like, washed your car one time or something? Yeah, I'd say, well, you know how to go, especially early on when you would just get someone's number because you drank with them at a bar once, and then...

Yeah, yeah. And then be like, let me give you my number. And you're like, ah, uh-huh. Okay. Right. Because they, like, they host something and you're like, yeah. And then they're like, all right, text me so I have yours. And you're like, ah, I put your...

Or like, you're like, yeah, give me your number, and you like, type it in, but you type it in wrong yet. And they're like, just text me right now. And then I'll have your number and you're like, I did it. Isn't it crazy how some people roll so strong with that? Oh, it's a move. That you feel like a bad guy being like, no, sorry. It's a move. I've had to do that sometimes where I'm like, nah.

They're not that close, pal. And they're like, whoa. I love that. They act shocked. And I'm like, hey, we only met 15 seconds ago. Yeah. You're better at that that I am. I usually will just have 28,000 contacts in my phone.

I always go, your number's still 911? All righty then. Here's my question. When you go back, is there going to be any, like, tongue-in-cheek mention of what happened last year? Where you're like, so did you end up smoking those joints that we threw out your feet? Yeah. I don't think so because it was taught. It was, yes.

was, uh, he was very offended. He, well, also you've got to remember, we've been going for legitimately 20 years. Yeah. He saw us, like, grow up. And for him to just be like, you're dead to me. I remember when your dicks were sized as to his joints. Yeah, sure. You, uh, you grew up to be an asshole. Yeah, you guys grew up to be assholes. So then are you going to get ahead of it and go, we're so glad to be back? Just no, definitely not going to be smoking in the cabins. We understand. Well, those,

Those two, we understand the rules, and those two trouble, troublemakers, they are no longer invited. And they were actually pretty pissed at us for going back there. Wow. We're like, hey, look, you know, we've been doing this a long, long time. We're not going to let two people ruin it for the whole group. Wow, you stand with the cabin. I like that. Hey, man.

That's loyalty. I like that. Is it? Now, but you guys both have yeah, man, loyalty to the cabin. But the, and the two guys, they were new additions, right? They were Bobby Browns? Yeah, but I mean, new within like

the last eight, ten years. So they've been coming. Got it. Got it. But now, do not come. Do not come. But now, do not come. Nice, dude. Mm-hmm. The board is back. The board is back in town. Well, that's exciting.

What's been going on in your guys' lives? Oh, my God. So much cool stuff. There's just been just tons of events. I feel like I've been seeing so many people. Like, well, you guys didn't go to it, but there was like the big launch of the Atiba Vans Co-Lab. I know.

Yes. I was bummed about that. Can we say that we're doing the thing? The thing? I don't know. Can we not? But Adam and I did a thing. Yeah.

Isaac, which is also fun to say. Anders and I did a thing. Isaac, can we say that? Isaac? Isaac, can you type more than one? Trash pandas. The St. Louis trash pandas.

Okay, we can. So, yeah, so I did hot ones again. Yes. And it was like a live hot ones, which they don't really do. We'll do it live. They don't do like a live event, really. So. Alive, but it hasn't aired yet.

But it hasn't aired yet. But it has recorded live. is recorded live. But I love Isaac. Isaac types in, okay, he fixed it. It said you out it out on your Insta already, but now he fixed it to put it out. You are so dumb.

Got it. Did we though? Did we put it out? I thought we just put a picture up that kind of hinted and teased. I don't know, whatever. So we did hot ones. Again, it was super fun. Which I'm excited for because if anybody hasn't seen your first hot ones appearance,

it's very good. It's a very entertaining hot one. Hey, we're back. Buckle up. It's just, it's just... No spoilers. See, baby. Yeah, no spoilers.

It's a fun one. But that was the same night as a Tebas thing. And I had planned, I was like, you know what? I think, because I was up in L.A., I was like, I'm going to do the hot ones thing. And then I'll just roll right there. Easy. And then when I'm, when I'm like walking back to my car, I was limping. From what?

From the hot socks? It was so hot that my body started to limp. And someone was like, are you okay? Did you hurt yourself? And I'm like, yeah, why am I limping? I think the bomb is in my hip. I think the bomb just dropped in my hip, baby. I literally limped back to the car.

Wow. Okay. So then I was like, I shouldn't go. That's crazy. I've heard it, you know, affecting people's stomachs really, really badly. But I've never heard it go into somebody's like leg. You must have a spicy meatball. I'm dying to try it now.

So the short story for me is that I came out to share Wing 5 and then do a little rapid fire Q&A back and forth with Adam. And Wing number five, not challenge? I don't know. I was like, I was kind of like, and maybe I was just going into it being like, this is about to wreck me for the night. I'm going to be cooked.

And I ate it and I was like, okay, this is not horrible. The cost of diarrhea. And then I just chose to go home afterwards and did not go. Oh, so you didn't party. Wow, that was just a choice not to come support your friend. Yeah, I wanted to see my kids. I think seven and eight are the ones that really turn on this. I got to have seven or eight or whatever.

Have eight. Have a debaum. Yeah. They do an at-home kit now that you can order. And my dad did that once. And we did it. And yeah, for the most part, the first ones aren't so bad. but when you get to those later numbers,

they fuck you up. And I only had five. I didn't have one through four to like kind of tee it up and, yeah. Get the slow burn. Compile. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The juice is flowing.

Yeah, I remember, like, touching my eye after it and that was all fucked up. It was bad. My lips hurt, my asshole hurt. It was bad. How was the release party, Atiba thing? It was great, dude. Off the hezy for shezy?

Yeah, so many, like, people from all over, Like, you know, the whole thing about the campaign is that he gets people from all over, you know, the... All walks of life. Yeah, to come together through skateboarding. And, yeah, there's just so many random people there. I mean, the rollout was crazy. Yeah, it was great. And the shoes are sick and, yeah, they did it proper.

Big shout out to Atiba and to vans. Combo made in heaven. I don't know if you guys have been in a mall lately, but at every van store, we're like right there in the window, so it's pretty cool. I've been to a mall. Okay, cool. Yeah, I hit them each and everyone. Oh, okay. You're not a mall guy.

Just to make sure. Oh, you hit him. I thought you said hate them. No, no, I hit the mall. Oh, okay, cool. Yeah, yeah. Mall's rock. Okay, cool.

Yeah, man, we believe you. Because, you know, they said that they'd be there. And so I had to double check. Oh, okay. Yes, you're just checking the in on every band store to make sure that. Okay. Thank you for doing that. Yeah, I made a road trip out of it.

Okay. Okay. We believe you. We believe you, dude. We believe you. Right. Well, you should have came by the party. It was really fun.

I was too busy. I was at these malls. You would have loved it. You would have really loved it. It was a good time. Yeah. Okay. And then you went to the chair company premiere.

Yes. Yes, last night. I got to see the premiere of the chair company, the HBO show, Tim Robinson. I thought it was fucking awesome, dude. They knocked it out of the park. Yes. I'm very excited to see the rest of the series.

But I'm, I kind of, I kind of, like the night kind of got ruined when I got home because my entire house like smells like, like, farts. Mm-hmm. This is cooking, steaming broccoli. How did you, okay, but you want to know what really have it. So, before I went to the- It gets sucked into the AC vents and sent all through the house. Holy.

Dude, so before, wait, how did you know that Blake's girl was steaming broccoli? Because we steamed broccoli too, and it fruit. wins the entire house. It fucks your house. But listen to this. This is even worse. Well, I steamed broccoli too. I don't know if hours and hours later, it still reeks.

It does. Well, listen to it. It's bad. Just ask Isaac. Isaac, chime in here. Trashash pandas. So before I went to the premiere, I decided, you know, I had dinner with the family. We had like some Asian noodles, broccoli, tofu, little edamame, and was like, okay, this is cool.

Went to the premiere, had a good time. Got home at 11. I'm like, okay. this is cool. Yep, yep, dope. Family, food, yep, dope. I go into our room and it's like, oh, I'm like, we all have broccoli. Maybe Sam has just been like busting ass in her sleep.

Like, because the room smelled like a fart, brother, like bad. Like you walked into a fart bag. And I was like, whatever. I'm so tired. I'm just going to. I love her. It's worth it. I'm just going to pass out.

Maybe we'll have a laugh about it in the morning. But so then I wake up in the morning, go downstairs. still smells like farts, dude. And, like, Sam brings it up. She's like, yo, it, like, smells like farts in here. And I'm like, yeah, I thought it was you, like, farting up a storm last night because of the broccoli. She's like, I don't know what it is.

I don't know what it is. And you're like, she's, like, looking around it. Like, maybe there's fruit rotting somewhere. And I'm like, is it the plants? She's like, oh, no. Right. She's like, I used the leftover steamed water of broccoli to water every person. potted plants in our house.

Oh, my God. No. That's a chop. Our entire house just smells like fucking farts, dude, and I don't know what to do. Well, you got to re-water the plants with fresh water.

Well, no, you got to spray glade in there. No, that's what I... So I'm like, I'm like... Covering the plants with bleach. I'm like, can I glade plants? And they're like, the... No, you can. It will kill the plants.

So, yeah, you're... It's a natural process of... You got to water them, let it all dry out and all that stuff. What about, like, squeezing lemons? That's what I did, dude. I took, I had two limes. I'm on a roll here. Should we get married?

Sour farts, dude. It smells like sour farts. Yeah, yeah. Really bad. But I was like, it was kind of one of those moments where, you know, I kind of consider myself the, the dumb one of the couple. Yeah, you know, I'm the stupid. Yeah, I think that everyone does.

Go ahead. Yeah, I'm the stupid guy. But that was a moment where I was just like, I could fucking dunk on her, dude. I was just like, yeah. What did you do? You put broccoli water in the plant? Yeah, that was a bonehead move. Right.

It's when, like, kids see you get hurt. They laugh so hard because they're like, the daddy is in pain. Yeah. Gotcha bit. You're like a child. Gotcha bitch. And I might have told this on the podcast before, but when I came home one time from high school, pretty stoned, me and my buddy, Zach, and my mom comes in from the backyard.

And we had a little white, I think it's a West Highland Terrier, the white. dog on, like, the pedigree can. Yeah. I think it's a West Highland Terrier, I think. Yeah. And it's a white-faced dog on the pedigree, I think. It's like a white toto. Yeah, exactly.

Oh, I love that. That was my nickname in high school. But it was a puppy and was eating its own shit. Yeah. Oh, shit-eating dogs. Those are the worst, man. Yeah, the worst. My mom saw on Oprah, if you put hot sauce on the shit, it won't eat the shit anymore.

But we're from the Midwest. We don't have hot sauce. My mom didn't go buy hot sauce, but she had mild salsa. So she put a dollop of mild salsa on all of the little turds in the backyard. And she goes, watch this. Like Picadaio? Hot, hot, hot, hot. Exactly.

And then Maggie runs out and just starts gobbling to him. Just munching these mounds. Just and just is covered in shit. and red. She's like, I did, I just put enchilada sauce on one and then a little bit of, there's some salsa verde on this one. Well, we're from the Midwest. We don't know what any of those words mean. Right. It's only pace. It's only pace. Just pace. That's it. Yeah. And, uh, yeah, and we made fun of my mom for, uh, still, still. I mean, that happened when I was, you know, 16 years old, so. She's doing her best. Yeah. I mean, that's incredible. There's almost, that's almost kind of

cool is that like is that cruel as like a dog owner if because it's kind of a hack instead of having to pick up your dog's shit if you just kind of like sprinkle like something they like so they just eat like i have questions about how you father yeah that's a hack is that is that a hack and what are some other hacks what are some daddy hacks you don't got to change your kids diapers if you make them eat them what i what i like to do i shove the poop back in them then the diaper's not dirty daddy's a good guy it's one poop it's one poop it's just one poop it's a rope every week on a sunday i let rope out um yeah yeah yeah i don't know yeah it's an interesting take i guess that is a hack of some sort yeah it's probably not kind of a hack because dogs already eat their poop and it's not like

bad for them it right it just kind of makes their breath really bad when they live yeah i bet it's i bet it's not great i don't think it's good for that i bet it's not great for them yeah i bet like they get parasites and things like that so yeah that makes sense yeah i don't know i i remember I remember just seeing a bunch of grass in my dog's shit when I was a kid. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. They eat that when they feel sick.

Oh, yeah. Grass aggravates their tummy and it makes them puke, I think. Yeah. RIP. The cause of diarrhea. Yeah. Yeah, my mom did some, a few dumb things when we were kids. I remember when, uh...

Go off. Yeah. I love her to pieces. Rattle and law. Tune in. Tune in. I mean, it was all for the greater good. She just, it was just,

just a little misplaced. We had this great, they called it like the October snowstorm where it was the middle of October and we had like a record 18 inches of snow overnight. Dumped on you. And it just dumped on us. And then the power grid went down. So we didn't have any power. And my mom thought we were going to freeze to death.

So she starts eating your dog. My dad wasn't home. We were asleep. Look, we have to survive We gotta eat the dog shit Mom, it snowed last night There's salsa on it We still have cereal

With some sauce on, it'll be okay That's how we make it palpable Here's a fork and a knife So she takes a She's been wanting a new dining room table Okay So she takes a hatchet

I wake up to just like Oh my God! And I'm like, what's going on And I'm like, and I wake up She has thrown the legs of the dining room table into the fireplace. Blake, that's kind of a life hack, isn't it? I'm a survivor.

But the lacquer of... Oh, boy. Oh, no. Poisonous. So now we're like coughing and it's backed up into the house and the whole houses. Our eyes are watering. And so then we had to open up all the doors and windows. Was the flu open?

Did she check the flu? What's the flu? Honestly, I don't think it was because of the amount of... Wait, what is the flu? What is the flu? Yeah. The flu of a chimney. I don't know.

The flu is what you open for the smoke to go up and out of the... So you can prevent this. Why would you ever want it to be closed? Because if it's cold, the cold air could come down or critters. Yeah, he's California. He's California kid. Genius stuff. Genius.

Yeah, dude. Another level. It's kind of a life hack. Brilliant. That shit's important. That's like a life hack. That's crazy. Life hack, dude.

Common knowledge is just life hack. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And then we were literally freezing and then had to put on like winter coats and snow suits just to sit in the living room. That is a life hack though. Like if you don't like something, like just go into emergency mode and just destroy it. That's great. She cut up that table she didn't want. Now, new table next day. I love it. Yeah, it's a life hack. I mean, that's during the fires here in L.A. I lit both my cars on fire and reported it to. Yeah. Insurance companies.

Oh, shit. They caught the bro. They caught the bro. He was your bro? Yeah, dude. The homie. He's a, he's a bro. They got it, man.

They did catch him. I didn't even know it was. Allegedly. Well, now, of course, well, of course, you know, there's... Well, I think they didn't want to say it was arson because then copycats can... Fuck it! Start copycatting. And they will.

As soon as it's windy again, get the hose out. they're kind of saying because you know there was a lot potentially a lot of like lawsuits out there so like against big electric companies that kind of thing sure yes like so they were like we really need to make sure all guy dude oh yeah interesting that's a take ball guy yeah it's a little bit of so he's not the homie it's a conspiracy but what i'm kind of piecing together here is that piecing together through reddit yeah you know dark web dark web stuff. I'm all the way in. I'm like AI, everything, dude. It's the best. It's a whole new world out there. It's the best. It's a whole new

world out there. He used AI to be like, can I say I flicked a cigarette and that that started a fire? Like as a cover. And they used that. Yeah, his like Google history and all that shit was, yeah, it was very suspect I guess. I don't know, but what a

bummer, dude. That guy's a fucking piece of shot. What are you doing? He went back to the scene to like Watch it burn. Like, dude, get a fucking girlfriend. You're a stupid dumbass. Like, dude, I love Ders just sitting him down in a fucking interrogation.

I mean, I'm just like, what's going on? With that mustache, straighten that boy right out. What's going on, pal? Fuck, man. Get a girlfriend. Hey, I'll tell you what to do. You wake up, you make your bed, okay? That's the first thing you got to do to get your life together.

You make your bed and then you start exercising. You take care of your body. body's a temple, then you're going to find yourself but as attractive mate. No, I'm just like, dude, what a conversion therapist or whatever? Converting to what? You know, like, that new thing, it's like trying to get past where you, like, religions make you not gay by like talking to you.

Yeah, well, you went to that. But I think being gay is okay. I think writing, I think starting a fire, igniting of fires. Not. A different kind of flaming? What are we talking here? No, that's a weird. Yes, points?

Same kind. Okay, I got you. Yes, points! Flame on, baby. Okay, weird take. Yeah, so you want me to do conversion therapy for freaking pyro? For pyros.

Pyros. He's a ficking pyro. I understand being a pyro, but, like, controlled chaos. Come on, what are we doing? Interesting. And what's your take on... Because, again, Midwest, we light fires.

We like those leaves on fire. I like a good bonfire. The lacquer. I really do. I do. Uh, yeah, I haven't really looked into a lot of that. I'm glad they caught him. Fuck that guy.

Yeah, terrible. Took him long enough. But what can you even do to this guy? Prison. I know, but like, man. No, he has to be lit on fire publicly. We have to melt him. Slowly, like a little bit every day.

We have to witch burn his ass. We have to Salem witch burn his ass. Because, like, the amount of destruction. Insane. Is another level. And... Turn! Yeah.

Well, I mean, I mean, you have to get like three, you know how they give like a hilarious sentence. Right, it's like 7,000 life sentences. Yeah, they're like, yeah, 347 years. Yeah, yeah. Until you're paroled and then another 70 years. Yeah, and then what? Going back.

Right. Yeah, that is weird. Why do we do that? Oh, well, because if you get your prison sentence reduced, it's like you're still in for 200 more years. That's why they do it. It's kind of a life hack. It's a fucking life hack of the judicial system. It's a four life hack.

It's really not. Okay. Heck yeah. I like that. Yeah. Yes, points. Yeah. Guys figure out some life hacks.

Because, like, yeah, I just, I'm like, is that going to prevent other people from doing this kind of thing when the next fucking Santa Ana's kick up? I hope so. I hope so. I hope so. I hope so. I'm not, bitch. Do you got to like that foaming shit that you? You could spray on your house.

That's the way to go. No, but good call, good call. You need all the fire. Speaking of foaming, but this isn't exactly foaming. Somebody sent me this message. It was like an alarm system that fills your house with fog. And they were like, they were like, didn't you just, didn't you come up with this idea? Like episode three.

And now it's a thing. Right. Yeah, it's real. Wait, so what did you? On the podcast, years ago. Years ago. I don't know how many years ago. Maybe next week we'll talk about how many years or what.

Yeah, maybe next week we'll talk about how it's fine. I'm pissed now. First, first, however many episodes, I was like, you know what be cool. An alarm system that just fills your house with, like, fog, like a fog machine. Because then you can't see, you panic, and you're like, I got to get the fuck out of here. I'm not going to spend any time looking for stuff because I can't see myself. Then you're stubbing your toes. You're tripping over shit.

Yeah. Yeah, that's a great idea. It's called toe stubbers. Yeah, absolutely. And so now apparently it's. a real thing. Yeah. It's just called Stubbers.

Stubbers. Oh, that's cleaner. It's cleaner. You know what it's cooler than a billion? Drop the the. It's just called Stubbers. And what system do you have on your house? Maybe I got Stubbers.

Okay. Stubbers, the name you could trust. Anyway, it's very exciting to... I'm a Stubbers guy. To have spent the last, however many years has been doing this podcast, instead of coming up with an actual version of this home. security system that will potentially yield million. Not millions.

Not, you know, it's cool with it a million dollars, a billion. Wow. A billion, dude. Yeah. Yeah, I guess that is cooler. Yeah, I wonder if it's going to be installed in people's homes, if it's really taken off.

It seems like a good idea. It's ugly as fuck. It looks like just a giant metal box, and you're like, huh? But it's still a good idea. Is it something you only set when you're not home? Because, like, what if you're home and the intruder even better you can be in the room with them and just be quiet and they don't know or you can be yelling at you motherfucker i'm gonna kick your ass when the smoke clears i go i'm over here i think

we've done this exact same thing where you said this and i said i you throw your voice or whatever hey i'm over here by the knives um and you know and you know the room a lot better so you're able to yeah move around right it's like every cool movie where it's like now you're on my territory bitch Yeah, entrapment or, yeah, you fucking Cathar Zeta Jones' ass. Apocalyptic? Because you're probably nude or in your, like, sexy stuff you wear to bed. Go off. Okay.

And, you know, so you've got your Captain Zeta Jones buns out and you're just tipping beneath the fog lasers. Uh-huh, you're in your house shoes, just scuffing around. I like that. Um, do you guys sleep naked? Used to. Had kids and then stopped. Oh, yeah. We must have covered that.

No, I don't. I don't, because I just think about, like, all the spiders that would crawl down my dick hole and my butthole. Oh, of course, of course, of course, of course. Best case scenario. Yeah. My dickle burned. All right. We'll be right back after these messages.

Here's a word from our sponsors over at save a cat.com. We're cat guys. And we're back. Adam, you were saying? After hot ones. Hot, hot, hot, hot. My dickhole literally burned. Well, yeah, you can't just thumb your dickhole, but...

Yeah, you can't go straight from your... I wasn't tummy my dick hole. I think what we now know is that you were. I wasn't. No, I think it was the sauce. No, you limped to the car. You got in your comfy front seat. You're like, I got to be at Atiba's thing soon.

but I feel like I got enough time to rub one out you started yanking then you had a five alarm fire in your cockhole and then you had to drive home instead of go to the party because your dick was on burnt Yeah I mean it does check out Life hack It does check out and that would be a life hack

But that's not what happened I think Well because the last wing They say we call it the last dab And you're supposed to put a little bit more on there And I was hitting it Hot, hot, hot, hot. You know how when you are hitting the side of a steak sauce bottle or a ketchup bottle

and you can't get it and you can't get it and you can't get it? And then all of a sudden it just oh yeah, that was very funny. Burping the baby. That's what happened. It all over the wing and it was just hosed. Yeah. And I was like, well, fuck. And it's in front of a live audience.

Audible gasps from the crowd. Yeah. And so I'm like, I can't be a bitch. You lose! So I just, I chured on that bone. And I swirped it down. And I think it was the liquid that I swallowed. It passed, you know, because the sauce.

It passed through the body as if I drank it. Oh, damn. Right. Oh, my God. How long did that burn stay with you? Like, was your dick bad for a couple days? Or did you just... No, by the next day, it was...

Did you see it in cold water? I have another theory, but it kind of involves spoilers. about how it went down. Maybe don't spoil at all. Here's all I'm going to say. Here's all I'm going to say, is there a chance that you had sauce on your face that then liquid

that went down your chest or your body might have traveled down into your netheres and worked its way up my dick hole. To the sweet spot. Yeah. Because when my dick hole is in my pants, it goes, well, you do,

You do tuck up. You do, no, you do tuck up. And then it's kind of a direct line. A little anteater. Yeah. Yeah, direct line right into the tunnel of love. Blake's, what? Excitement about just the knowledge of, and I know, you do tuck up.

You do tuck up. I'm going to say it again. You do tuck up. I have it all written right here, my boys. Uh-huh. Yeah, Adam tucks up. Okay. Durs us to the right.

Kyle tucks his into his own butthole. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's all good. I've got all my boys on you. And what do you do? Can't tuck anywhere. It points straight out.

Not telling him. Whatever. Yeah. The nub points straight up. It depends. Oh, boy. I rested on top of my nuts. Very cool.

Thank you. Very cool. Oh, by the way, I was wondering, do you guys think boxers, now that pants are bigger again? Do you think boxers are going to have a resurgence? I would say so. Yeah, I would say everything's cyclical, right? So it's going to loop back around. I feel like that was, it's not a fashion thing for me.

I think that our underwear technology has advanced past boxers. I'm sorry, this is news to me. Adam, did you just hear Blake Anderson say it's not a fashion thing for me? Yeah. I don't think that underwear and boxers are. I mean, to me. But you are someone who wore your underwear out of your asshole for a decade as a fashion thing. You wear it like your ass fully hanging out of your pants.

Actually, I have it written right here. That is not. You're keeping tabs? No, that's not a fashion choice. Adam wears his underwear as a stability thing. You wear it as a fashion thing. Kyle wears it as a cleanliness. Exactly, yeah.

So thank you. Very shaggedy. No, dude, I don't sag for fashion. It's a lifestyle. It's what we have to do as Bay Area. ambassadors you know yeah no fair enough it's not a comfort level thing but so you don't think that they're going to come back because because technology i don't they're they're much too bulky and now we have the boxer brief which is is is just better than than the old like cotton boxer boxer boxer i'm surprised

you moved on to boxer brief it's a shock yeah that's that's truly shocking i didn't even know that that was a thing that's real damn slide into his dms if it's shocked you well i'll say yeah i mean we we got, we got shipped a couple skims and I'm kind of, I might be a scum boy now. Is that what they're called scum boy? I don't think they want you. Yeah, they call them the male, the male brand. A scumb bag? I'm pitching it to be scum, yeah, scum bags.

Yeah, I don't know if they would love that. They probably don't even like that I said it. Honestly, you should start a brand just like it that's called scums. Yeah. I mean, yeah, could go pre-stained, do-do stained. Yeah. It only sells in the Bay Area. And I want to speak for myself, maybe even Adam, when I say that if you're listening and you're planning on sending us products,

Adam and I won't readily shit on it like Blake kind of just did. For the most part. That's not true most part. I enjoy the skims. I'm actually very pleasantly surprised with the fit and the breathability. And I'm all in. This is not paid for, okay? I'm liking it.

Well, I've yet to try. I put them on. I get in there. I put them on. All right. Okay, good. Okay. Okay.

One leg at a time or do you just jump right into them? Not telling them. Well, we, what's very exciting is we have some fun news that we can't quite share yet, but just know it's time to get excited for November, was it 20th? Wake up! The Vegas show? Yes. Because we've had some people that we're going to have some very, very special guests. And I'm very excited to finally announce it when we're able to.

Okay. I like that. I like that, dude. Vegas, baby, it's creeping up. Only a handful of weeks now, yeah. It's David Copperfield. It's going to be a, I mean, come on. It's going to be the perfect little pre- Thanksgiving treat.

I'm very excited to go. Oh, yeah. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yeah. To go to party with you guys and then go home to the family and really try to sleep it off. Yeah. That's the big. It's the precursor to Thanksgiving, but then to the cruise as well. And that's when the wheels are truly going to fall off.

Yes, battle stations. And Thanksgiving is one of your guys' favorite holidays? It's one of mine. I'm number one. Thanksgiving, number one. Okay, yeah. Adam, you're a Christmas boy? Yeah, I go back and forth between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

I do love Christmas. Yeah. Yeah. But, yeah, probably Christmas. Tosting! It's a magical time. And what is yours? like Arbor Day or what?

Me? I think we've covered this. It's July 4th. Oh, from July 4th. You're hanging on to that. I like that. Yeah, July 4th is one of the best. Fuck.

Good hot dog. All right. Any tapebacks, any apologies, any epic slams? I wish I could take back the fart water in all my plants. Well, Isaac has a good suggestion, finally. He just said, put the plants outside. Yeah, yeah. With their indoor plants, I hope that doesn't kill them.

I'm really worried, but maybe just for a couple hours and won't. I'm sorry. I hate to do this. Yeah. What? Indoor plants are fine outside. I don't know, man. In California's climate?

Look, I, as a person who can't keep a plant alive, I just kind of try to steer clear. I can do a cacti here and there, but like any sort of indoor plant, outdoor plant, I immediately kill. So I don't want to touch it. Well, you know what's cool about plants? plants is you can just kill them all and then just buy new plants. Yeah, well, some of these plants have been with us for a while. You start to kind of get a friendship with them. Adam leaned in a hell of close to deliver that one.

That was almost like a, what are they called, a sub-a-tweet out there to all the plants. Adam's not fucking with you. Dung-Nay! I'm telling you, we have like a, what is it called a fiddle-leaf plant that it's been with us for a while. It's kind of a friend. Oh, cool. Very cool. Cool.

I do have a special thing right here. I got the newest flavor. They didn't send this to me. I bought this product. We got a new flavor of Buzzball. Buzz ball. I'm still a buzz boy, although my free supply has dried up. But, guys, hot, hot, hot on the market.

We got grapes gone wild. I couldn't be more excited about a buzz ball flavor. Are we doing it now? Should I? Should I buzz off? Yeah, buzz off. Yeah, I would love to see. Yeah, I'd love to see this.

Well, you know it's going to taste good to you, no matter what. You're such a homer for buzzballs. I will give, I mean, the purple, the color is gorgeous. The color is working. It smells really good. There's a chance this is a very like robotessent tasting one, which would be a bummer. That rolled off the tongue. And Adam, that's what you want in your cocktail, right?

Rape's gone wild. You're hearing it here first, and you're seeing it right now. Here we go, fellas. It's good to be back. Rubotis and teasing to do it. Okay, still chugging, still chugging. What's the verdict? Tell us the truth.

Is it S to your, bro? Be fucking honest. I like it a lot. It's really good. Oh, no way. That's crazy. It's delicious. Wow, it's wild.

Didn't see that one coming. It is a little spicy on the back of the throat. Oh, like a grape. And let me guess, it's delicious. It's room temp, too, right? Oh, no, I just was in the fridge for a little bit. It was in the garage for a little bit. Oh, man.

for a few weeks. I've left it in the car, but it's good. Yeah, it's good. I wish I had something like you have with Buzz Balls, man. That's something special. Thank you so much. Yeah. And I'm sorry, I'm sorry it was sort of on me that I sort of was shitting on Buzz Bowles so

much that they dropped. They dropped you. Adams, it's sort of on him, he's saying? It's sort of on me a little bit. Thanks, you, man. So I'll take that as your take back or apology me. I would like to apologize to you a little bit for sort of having it be on me. A little bit.

And tune in to the chair company. If you have HBO, it's very, very good. I was, I loved it. I loved it. Yeah, I loved it a lot. That's terrific news. And that was another episode of, This is Important.

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