This Is Important - Ep 271: Separating The Art From The Sandwich Artist

Episode Date: November 11, 2025

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Today on this is important. I eat a foot-long veggie. Fuck with me. That's the kind of show where you have to watch it bent over the Ottoman to hide your boner. You know they've established that the food pyramid is absolute bullshit. Let's go!

Oh, what's up my little pundas? Panda, panda, panda, panda. What is up, baby? Panda, panda, panda. This is not a sponsored. How have they not made that commercial? This is not sponsored. I'm so, well, it is sponsored.

It says Panda Express. It's literally, we're not getting paid for it, but it's... Correct. Yeah. This is free marketing right here, people. Yeah. Well, we talked about Panda Express, which... Yeah, I'm gonna keep talking about it.

Yeah, and then they gave us this coats. And I also have a coat, but it's, it's not with me right now. which is a bummer. I love Panic Express so much. I'm not being paid to say this. I love it. But when's the last time you've had it? Well, the cat's out of the bag.

They gave us a gift card. Yeah. And you used it already? 50 bucks. Oh, you did? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Big ups.

Big ups. A Panetta Express fairly close to your house. Without a gift card, I've been there in the last month by myself. Wow. That's the only way I go. Wow. Dude, I got to a mini mall or whatever during like between soccer games and my kid was playing. And I was like, I got to get just like a, I went to Jersey Mikes.

The line was out the door. Love me some Jersey Mikes. I don't. Panda was next door. And I was like, you don't like Jersey Mikes? No, I do. I like Jersey Mikes. I wouldn't say it's my top three sandwich shops of my fast casuals.

There's only three shops. I like Jimmy Johns a lot. Oh, no. When's the last time you had them back to back? That's a fact, Jack. I don't know if I've ever had them back to back. But I mean, like, I'm saying, like, you've had it, and then you had the other one soon after. I won't. I'm not saying it's a bad sandwich. I like the sandwich. But if a Jimmy Johns is right there and they're freaky fast, I'll go in, and there's free smells, I'll go over there.

The Jimmy John's bread? So good. It's gotten worse. Oh, shut out. It's gotten worse. When was the last time he went to be there recently too It's been a minute Ever since he was cited as a big game hunter I was out

He's a bad man He's not a good dude Well I still go But like every time I regret it Also Blake who gives a shit He kills fucking rhinos I'd give a shit You can't be out of you're killing rhinos

Bro, there's none left Oh he killed a rhino He'd be killing all the shit Well you don't know if he's killed a rhino Bring up a photo of if Jimmy Johns has photos of him like holding rhino's heads Killing rhinos heads. He's like, yes, yes, he's got rhinos, he got elephants.

But you know what you do with the rhinos? What? You keep the tusk. You make a cool armchair out of it. No. No, that's what got us into this in the first place. Wait, you can't do that? Look, you can't do.

Blake, you're talking to the wrong guy. I know. My guy is a big game hunter. He hunts exotic, extinct. animals. I don't like it. I would love to kill exotic extinct animals. Why? What is the joy in that? What is the joy in killing? Uh, because they are trying to kill you. Adam, it doesn't make your dick any bigger. I know. Well, rhino horn, I think. Well, I think it does. That's true. Yeah, that's true. I think if you grind it up and you put it in a shake. Hang on. Reverse card.

Now, if you could guarantee me a couple of inches, I might be killing a rhino with you. Hang on. So, listen, you like Jimmy John's the most. You support the big game hunter, poacher. Look at that. That is so sad. That is so sad. I hate that. So here is the Jimmy John's guy, and it's not a rhino.

It is an elephant. Which is equally terrible. I would say even more terrible. Why? I feel like elephants, they're cooler than a rhino. Whoa, elephant versus rhinos. They're both pachyderms. They're both pretty epic.

I mean, sure. Rhinos are more endangest. Adam, just get ready for your takeback, brother. Are they more endangered? Rhinos are extremely... Yeah, there's like a thousand rhinos left. At most, they literally have armed guards around them. Yeah.

Like, rhinos have dudes with machine guns by them. Well, that sucks. They preemptively cut the horn off so hunters don't kill them. Yes. That's wild. I will say, yeah, I don't like any of this stuff. I do like something that isn't extinct that can kill you. That's, I think it's kind of cool.

Like shooting a giraffe? That's fucked up, dude. That's fucked up. What did a giraffe do? No, draft's not doing shit. Nothing. All that is eat leaves. Now, now, if it's a, it's, if it's, there's a rhino.

This guy sucks. There's a rhino. This guy's killing rhinos. Free smells. Mm-hmm. It's not even about, see, I can separate the art and the artist. Mm-hmm. I can separate the art and the sandwich artist.

The sandwich artists are at Subway. Sur it's up wire. Separate the art from the sandwich artist. I like that. I sure can't. There's your title. I'm pissed now. Go free to give it points.

Yes, points. Oh, wow. Okay. So I'm willing to go into a Jimmy Johns. Uh-huh. And get their delicious, delicious sandwich, top notch, free smells, freaky fast, get my order, a turkey tom, and hit the fucking row, Jack. You know what?

Jersey Mike, as far as I know, is an. angel. He's a great dude. Maybe. Yeah, I bet he's a good fine. And the sandwiches are as good, if not better than Jimmy Johns. So I'm going with Mike. They are good sandwiches. I'm not saying they're bad. I like, I'm basically all sandwiches.

Even bad sandwiches, I kind of like. Okay. Okay. I like that. They slice the meat for your sandwich. Who do? The Jimmy Johns. I love that. Before, all the other ones, it's already like sliced and in the pile. Oh, oh, that's a great call. see it freshly sliced. It does add to the wait time, which I'm not, I'm not hyped.

You're not getting it freaky fast. You want good food or you want fast food? Well, luckily with Pan Express, it's both. Hey, and the time it takes him of a slice of fucking piece of meat, that guy's already killed a giraffe and a fucking elephant, okay? God damn. Fuck that, dude. Fuck him. Goodbye. Well, they have the one, the one, I guess the one I'm thinking about, the Jersey mics that I have a hang up with is at the airport. And I think it's the Delta at the L-A-X. The L-A-X. The L-A-X.

That's a chop on you for going to that one. What do you mean? It's going to that one. It's the one that's just there where I'm like, oh, shit, I wish I had a sandwich for this flight. God damn, first class smells like Mike's way up in here. Well, by the way, the options are insane. It's either like you're eating a sandwich at 10 a.m., which, okay, I guess,

or you're eating like or you're eating like it's not a Panda Express but it's like a payway or some other Chinese food right there and I'm like I'm not going to bring on Chinese food which is delicious but does reek is a very

pungent smell I'm not going to bring that onto a plane I mean which I've done before I think it's all good I kind of like it tight blood hole I've also brought on an entire rotissory chicken before But, of course. Blake's seen me bring on those burritos at the Burbank Airport, those Guy Fierry burritos. Oh, Burbank Airport.

The Guy Fierry makes some hits, man. That shit is good. Yeah. Yeah, stop doing that. See, when I'm looking for free smells, it's not in an airplane. That's not where I want my free smells. Keep your smells off my plane. Yeah.

Please. I find it very rude. So then you go to the one at the L.A.X and at the Jersey Mikes, and it takes so long. Like, I almost missed a flight. I'm like, I think I bailed on a sandwich where you're there, you're waiting, and you're like, I can't. That is not like you. They're boarding. They're saying last call.

And that's the last time you turn your back on nine inches. Goodbye. You know, you know what? My life has totally changed. That you found Jesus? I get a mini. I get a mini when I go to Jersey Mike's. What kind of?

Wow. Bitches. And it's enough. Wow. What's a mini? I think we've covered this. The fact that, I don't know if you guys still do, but the. The fact that I used to eat a foot-long sandwich from Subway is crazy.

You can't finish a foot-long? I don't want to. That's not what I heard. I just don't feel, I just doesn't feel right to have a foot-long in my throat. Bullshit. Now I know you're lying. Yeah, six, six inches slides down just right. This is the way.

Wait, we've got the deal. The deal is bad. I just, I'd never feel good after eating a foot long, but after eating six. After taking six inches to the dome, you feel fine. Yes? I feel unbelievable. You're saying six inches is fine. Oh, yeah.

Just shove it in there. Yeah, he could chore six inches, no problem. Six inches is fine. I agree. I'm fine with six inches, but I can also take a foot long. I can do it. I can't handle it anymore. Yeah, I could for sure.

When I was younger, I could handle it like a champ. Blake, don't act like you eat. I eat, brother. I eat, brother. I do. I eat a whole ass. I'm not buying it. I'm not buying it. Now, do you take these 12 inches open face? I eat a foot long veggie. Fuck with me. Yes. Oh, well, that doesn't count. Wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I do. What? Jesus Christ. Dude, that's the new merch. That's the new t-shirt. I eat a foot-long

veggie. Fuck with me. What? Jesus. That's exactly what's going to happen if you go around telling the people you take a foot-long veggie. I do. So what, fuck a... And? What's the claim? Yeah, and? And motherfucker? I eat a footlong veggie. Double cheese. Wow. Well, also, good for you.

Good for you. I'm actually really impressed. Thank you. That you can eat food. Because I've known you for several decades, and I very rarely. I didn't eat yesterday, but I will eat today. You didn't eat all day? What happened?

I had lunch. Okay. And did you have dinner? See, that's the difference between us, and we can. can start at the penis, or scream out, I eat three meals plus a day and see who means this. You never miss a square. That's for sure. My boy likes his square meals.

I'm three hats and a cot, baby. Well, why do they call it a square meal? I don't know, because it was on like a military tray or something. Are there four major food groups? And that makes like a square? Isn't there seven? Seven major food groups? That seems like way too many food groups that are major.

The food pyramid is, the food pyramid is more than four. Can we get back to macro and micros? Yeah, you know they've established that the food pyramid is absolute bullshit. It's science. What? Who did? It is. It's like, you need to eat as much bread as possible.

Who did? Absolutely not. Yes. Who did? Why would, why would someone make that up? It was to sell bread. To sell bread. And like carbs and wheat.

They created a whole pyramid just to sell bread. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever seen a got milk commercial? Guess what? They fucking got you. Of course, they're hilarious. Hey, burr. Remember that one? No.

Err and burr. You don't remember that Got Milk commercial. Literally like the most iconic commercial of all time. Uh, no. Please explain it. You just mumbling words. Everybody knows this commercial. So me repeating it is like people are going to be snoozing. But basically, there's a guy listening to a radio station and they're like, who shot Alexander Hamilton in the duel? Because the cookies were dry. And the dude is, yeah, he's like smashing cookies. And he calls in and he goes, uh-huh.

And he's like, excuse me? Like, I can't understand you. And then he like goes for his milk and it's dripping and he's out of milk. And he's like, it's very iconic. Blake's parents were like, do you want to watch a movie? And then they would just turn on commercial. He's like, remember Got Melt 2? Goodbye.

The revenge? That was my shit. I love commercials. Yeah, so they're saying the food pyramid is no longer considered valid. And that... That's crazy. In 1992, the food pyramid became obsolete. So it's been...

They debunked it in 1992. 92 is when I was the most on my pyramid game. Yeah, well, it seems like you were way off your shit. And that's when all these commercials came out. The pork one? The other white meat. Where's the beef? What about where's the beef?

My nickname in high school? What about where's the beef? Do you remember that one? That was a restaurant, wasn't it? Mm-hmm, that was. Where's the beef? Yeah, it was Wendy's or some shit, isn't it? I thought that was, like, just go buy beef.

No, no, no. California raisins? Are they part of, please don't tell me they're part of the pyramid. Yeah. You haven't read about the abuse? What? The allegations? Of the California.

Those raisins are all dead now. Well, yeah. They were left destitute. They died. You know what, though? Homeland, on hell. Before they did, though. You know how I heard.

that through the great fine. I will say this about the California raisins and then I don't want to talk about them anymore. You will say this. Go ahead. They have the best Christmas special on the market.

Of all time. I love the California raisins. They were incredible. Any blasphemy from Durs? I will not stand for when it comes to the California raisins because I was just a wee lad living in northeastern Iowa,

Waterloo, to be exact. When I first started to see, the California raisins, and it made me go, man, I want to get out there, wear some sunglasses, play the saxophone, get so tan that my skin wrinkles up and shrivels, and I shrivel. Much like a raisin. And to live in California. Mission accomplished. You did it. You did it. Yeah, and I did it. Living your truth. And that's my dream.

The California raisins were really special. Like, that is so. cool. And the fact that they were just selling raisin. What, yeah, what the fuck? So cool. It was great. It's hard to find. Do you remember who's the other, the like sunmade? It was sun made, right? Yeah, fuck them.

Is that like the Indian on the front? Is she Indian? No, it's the woman. No, it's just a lady. No, it's just a lady. What am I thinking? A land of lakes butter? She's pretty hot. I'm getting my box hose mixed up. I remember thinking like, that might have been the first woman. Look at her. She's a fuck

I remember her being the first woman that kind of, as Kyle would say, got my pecker heart. Okay, let's go. R.P. Kyle. As Kyle's dad would say. As Kyle's dad would say. Yeah, the sun-made woman, she got my pecker heart for sure. It's kind of hot. Should we rank imaginary women?

Who's the hottest? Who's the hottest box model? No, no, no. Oh, Bob. And, Chimima. She's hot. She has got some strong. Legit.

Give me a bottle of syrup. Hips on her. But Ms. Butterworth was thick, though. Ms. Butterworth was thick. Ooh. Oh, we. Land of Lakes. What does she look like?

She was the one who was the American Indian. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't know that one. Is she still on it? I hope not. That seems problematic. No, she's still there.

It looks like. Oh, no, no, no, no. They took her. They took her off. Yeah, they took her away. They're not having that. Uh-huh. Absolutely not.

It's just some white lady now? Yeah, okay, Land of Lakes. What about, what was the, wasn't it the tricks or for kids? Didn't they have a female bunny that I thought was kind of? Oh, dude, on the roller skates? Was she on roller skates or am I thinking of Heathcliff? Yeah. Oh, no.

Tricks for a kid has always been one dude. No, no, no. There was a chick who showed up. There was a girl. You know, if you're a female and you want to eat tricks. I think you're thinking of space jam. No. Okay.

Todd, please help us out here. I think there was. Bola bunny, who is hot as hell. They had to make her unhot for the new one. Really? Yeah, she was too sexy. Yeah, because her ass is too juice. They uglied her up for the new movie.

Yeah, it was actually pretty devastating. Why? Because kids were so horny for her that they had to. They're too horned up. She's a rabbit. Horny or hornier and a rabbit? What do they say? I don't know what they say.

Yeah. Well, kids shouldn't be saying it, so they had to change that. Yeah. Kids were too horned up for a low little rabbit. Todd help us out here. Her ass was kidding. I remember Alvin and the chipmunks when they had the other, the girl ones. Oh, yeah, they were so cute.

The one with the glasses. That was a problem. The one with the glasses, she was cute. That's the kind of show where you have to watch it bent over the ottoman to hide your boner. Ottoman. Wow, dude. Your mom comes in and you're just like fully like, you're just fucking the ottoman. And she's like, you're good?

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radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Yeah, Tricks, I'm not seeing any sign of a... I remember this. Now, we're not looking up hottest female cartoon characters because that will send us down a rabbit hole. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, points. Because I'm going to have to talk about Miss Elastic or whatever from what

What is it? The expendables? What's that moot? I mean, I looked up a sexiest box model on a food product and then just the Quaker Oats guy. Just flooded my. They're like, it's for sure the Quaker Oats guy. Is he hot? Well, Isaac keeps posting the tricks, the same tricks box over and over. Yes, sir. Yeah, that's not the, that's a, seems like a boy rabbit, not sexy to me.

We're really forgetting something, I think. I feel like we're forgetting a real... Hey, let me say this real quick. Walking through the cereal out the other day, and maybe I brought this up, I saw Angel Reese. Okay. Uh-huh. Very, very attractive.

She is. On a, like, cereal box? You don't think she's hot? Not really. I'll send you a picture later. Okay. But she's on the box of this kid's cereal. Like, I fucking.

What kind of series? Like, in like a gown. And I'm like, you're on a children's cereal box. Like, why are... Who said this was the shot? Who said this was the one? Do not come. Like, if you want to be on a box of just right, I fucking, go for it.

Crackland O'Bran, go crazy. Right. But not on, like, honeycomb. Why? I mean, dude, honeycombs are for dads, too. Oh, what about, what about, uh, on, like, fruity pebbles, the, uh, the, the, like, the two-cans, Sam? No, there's a Welma and, uh, Betty Rubble.

Oh, no, that was Fred and Barney. They didn't let the girls on the box. Oh, well, I'm looking at, uh, uh, Barry Pebbles, which were... I don't know that one. It's a very specific. What about the girl on the, like, Chalula logo? Chalua, yeah? Yeah, Chalua.

Does that have a... I recall that being kind of a hot bed. Chalula girl? Yeah. Hey, and this segment is pretty riveting. This is important us going like, there's for sure hot chicks on cereal boxes, right? Well, you know, if we could go back to the Christmas special of the California raisins, I implore everybody.

to YouTube it because I remember it being really, really good. It's all claymation. It's fantastic. Really fantastic. I feel implored. Yeah, I'm looking, it seems like, unfortunately, it's mostly guys. It's, you know, Frost and Flakes, it's Buzz the Cheerios beat, it's Cocoa Puffs, their little... Mr. Clean was jacked.

Mr. Clean was hot. He was hot. St. Polly Girl, she's kind of a babe. She's holding, like, six beers. That's kind of cool. Don't mind if I do. Right. Yeah.

She's hot. Do your kids eat a lot of cereal? I'm looking at all of these boxes of cereal boxes, and, man, it's been a while since I've seen some of these. We don't buy the trash shit, and they don't want it either. They don't want it because they didn't have it as you kind of have to get hooked early on in order to want that, or what's the deal? I think they think it's gross. I mean, there's some exceptions, but yeah, like, they don't seem to fiend for it. Like, I know I did.

The sugary. Oh, dude, that was, I remember waking up and craving absolute sugar bombs in the morning. Yeah. I used to add sugar to my sugary. Oh, yeah, you had to. I remember going to people's houses when they added sugar blew my mind. Really? You would eat Rice Krispies playing no sugar on them?

We just never had Rice Krispies. We'd have a sugar cereal. But I remember being like, oh, Rice Krispies. And then they were just like, spoonful, spoonful, spoonful. And like it turned gray. It's just like a gray mountain. That was the best. That was, what do you mean?

That was, wait, you're shitting on that? That was a leap. It was so good. I could do one spoon when I saw somebody just like shoveling it on. No, you want it so that when you finish your cereal, you have like a... You're then drinking milky sugar. sugary slop that's what you that's what you want to oh hey don't tell i was doing it for three years before two and a half years before you're born

that gets you ready for the fucking first grade man then you come in fucking pumped ready to learn how to write in cursive talking about sexy rabbits from the box oh yeah yeah it's been ruined they don't like they're scared of donuts and shit they're like they're scared of donuts who's scared of donuts wait you're children they don't i get donuts they don't like them. What the hell? Okay. What is going on over here? I don't know. They like ice cream. Did you like hit them with donuts? Does your wife like feed them a lot of health food and so they they've gotten a taste for very healthy stuff? Not health food, but healthy food, right? Not like

sure. It's not like so crunchy, but it's just like whole foods, right? Like vegetables and fucking that kind of shit. Yeah, that's not how I was raised. It was very much, uh, you know, of beeferoni and hamburger helper and oh dude the best cheeseburger helper oh cheeseburger rice eroni dude i saw something someone i think it was like a instagram real of like how rice eroni and uh hamburger helper and cheeseburger helper is now back because people don't have money because of you know oh yeah you know society crumbling late stage capitalism and i'm it just made me go like oh fuck i have to go get some hamburger helper imagine if they sell out i've been years since i've ever had it but now i'm like oh fuck is this going to be like suddenly i can't get toilet paper and i need to

wipe my ass but i haven't had it in years but literally the other day i was like we need to get hamburger helper in this house because i just need i need to have it on hand no so you're you never know your your doom prepper is just getting hamburger helper is just cheeseburger and hamburger burger helper because how fucking good is it dude how good is it i love the idea of a broke family going into the grocery store and the parents being like now remember we can only get the riceroni and then they get to it and they just see you carding away with all of it being like it's back wait totally i'm gonna make a whole thing of it on my boat and they're like please don't stop the music okay yeah god damn if you look at it like that that might be kind of

shitty but um it's so good dude it is very good i feel i feel like if you grew up with money and never had cheeseburger or hamburger helper you missed out you missed the fuck out do you remember the other flavors like they had like lasagna flavor that was kind of decent and then they had like they had like salsberry or something i never remember the box that one was hell of good that one was don't remember that. It had like a flatter noodle. It was so good. There were different flavors. This is hamburger helper version? Yeah, it was hamburger helper. With the little glove that would walk around? Absolutely. Yeah. No glove, no love. Come on. Adam. The white gloves. Huge. Yeah, I'm a white glove boy. You saw me, you saw me on the wall. I'm a dude.

You were going to say something. He's just looking at pictures of hamburger helper. Adam fell out of character for a second. I'm so, I'm so on green, dude. He was just looking at hamburger helper fucking we lost him so hungry dude hamburger helper yeah Isaac is making a comeback due to its affordability and resurgence and popularity driven by economic factors and feature on the show the bear i didn't know was it on the bear i haven't seen that episode i feel like i didn't watch the last season of the bear speaking of the bear i don't know yeah i don't know if i did the only bear i know is right here baby hello a little panda bill panda yeah i mean yeah salisbury salisbury that was the shit

That show doesn't check a box for me. Well, it probably makes you too hungry. I just don't identify with it at all. Yeah, you wish it was set in a fucking mic's way. Yeah. I watched that show. Yeah. No, I just, it's like the trauma and the anxiety thing.

I'm like, I wish I could go, yeah, no, totally. But none of us really worked in, in like, a restaurant like that. Well, I did work at BJ's pizza. I mean, I remember like... But you were a delivery guy. You weren't back there fucking cooking shit. Yeah, Blake, you were saying yes, Jeff, not yes, chef. Come on.

Hey, Blake was too busy driving pizzas around and then acting like he was stoned. I got another delivery for you. People were like, oh, dude, I bet you smoke weed all the time and you're like, absolutely, man. Never did. Never once. Pazooki's on top. That's some bullshit. What's some bullshit about that?

No, I just, the, like, And like the perfection stuff, like I'm just not, I'm not that guy, pal, who's so, like, hard on themselves about whatever the fuck he's so hard on himself for. Well, his brother, his brother died. Oh, Jesus, man. Oh, your mom's crazy and she drove her car in the house? Where?

I guess you would be, you hit all the money in cans of tomato sauce. Allegedly. You got locked in the freezer. Okay. I think that's the last one I saw. It was running out locked in the freezer. Okay. Yeah, the bear, the bear.

It's a well-made show. As a person who worked in and around food, it resonates with me. Well, dude, I worked at a service deli at a grocery store. I'm not going to say I worked at a high-end restaurant. You should probably identify with the bear. I don't identify. I don't. I sliced meat and made macaroni salad. And did you do it well?

Did you care about your job? Did you feel the pressure? Stop. No. I've literally, I've had high-pressure jobs. I've never felt pressure. Yeah. It doesn't matter.

Pressure. Because it just doesn't matter, dude. It just doesn't matter. We've all seen meatballs. Because, yeah, it just doesn't matter. Well, it does matter. You have to care. If you don't care, then yeah, it doesn't matter.

Caring and having so much pressure is two different things. Yeah. Caring and trying to do a good job, that's one thing. Right. Being a bitch and putting all this pressure on yourself, that it has to be the greatest thing of all time. and then all of a sudden you have nervous breakdowns

and you freak out in a walk-in freezer and then you put it on television and you call that good TV get the fuck out of here Wow Wow Now that's a hot dish I'd eat Wow

Okay well I guess you guys I mean again BJ's pizza A lot of customers Fast moving You know We're getting those pizzas out We're getting those salads out

Like You're not getting getting shit out. It's already out by the time you put it in your shitty-ass car and you drive it as a delivery driver, I was responsible for scooping the ice cream onto Pizzikis. Really? Okay. So like, I'm the guy. Why? Why were you? And you already know I had carpal tunnel. So it wasn't really easy. And yeah, I had a mental breakdown. I believe that. Of course. I believe you've had a few of you. It was high stress.

So, like, just I get why you guys don't respond to it, but... Yeah, yeah. Only just because it doesn't matter at all. You have to care, man. If you don't care... No, dude.

Caring and it mattering are two different things. Yes. Well, nothing matters, guys. Come on. What are we talking about here? What? Your children matter. What are you talking about? Your children don't matter?

All right. We are just little monkeys on a rock loading through space, okay? I'm a panda bitch. Come on, nah. Come on, nah. You guys hear about this alien coming at us? What happened? There's apparently like a comet that people are like,

well, with telescopes and the stuff we have, we looked at it, and it's got properties that we only find in, like, technology that we make, like the certain, like, welding of metals and stuff. Wait a minute. So they're like, how would it have that? Properties, so it has, like, condominiums and hello. That's funny, Adam.

That's pretty good. giving points for that. You got it. They're coming. Yes, points. It's science. But we don't know what it is. So they're looking at a comet and there's things on there that are man-made, you're saying? What they're saying is that they can analyze what it's made of so they can find out exactly what it is, right? And there are the properties, Adam.

Like a kind of medium? The property is basically they found the property brothers are on it. Well, this sounds, honestly, this sounds scary and I think we all got to go to the store and get all the hamburger helper before this motherfucker hits us. Now we're talking. Todd, did you just drop a link in there? Yeah, it's called 3i dash Atlas. And name it something else. Just name

something else, dude. You can't call it. Just give it a fucking name. Who's the guy that found it? Jeff. Yeah, name it Jeff. You call it Jeff's comment. You know what I mean? Like, you know, it's like, fucking Haley's comment named after Eminem's daughter. So 3I dash Atlas, also known as C-225

N1. That's a good name. That's also a bad name, dude. Just give it a real name. Let's call it Atlas. Oh, and previously known as, so it's been known as multiple things, previously known as A11P I3Z. Dwayne the Rock. Dwayne the Comet Johnson.

So they keep going like, who named this motherfucker? Yeah, it's like one guy named it A11 P I3Z. And then the next guy's like, no, no, no, bitch. It's C-2, 2025, N1. and then they go, how fucking dare you? How dare you? It's 3-E-Dash Atlas, and I think you know that. It's science.

God, scientists are such nerds, dude. They are, man. God bless them. But so if this thing hits Earth and aliens get out, what's in your guys go bag? Hamburger helper. Besides the machete for killing rhinos... For Adam.

We know that that's there. We know that's there. What's in right to go bag? You know what I was just thinking what would be a fun thing to do? and this is what I would do with you guys is come on down here

we'll get on the boat we'll just go out in the ocean I'll bring some guns I have a Tommy gun so that's kind of fun I also have a shotgun and we could just go skeet shooting and just wait for aliens to attack

and then we have guns we have weapons so we can at least protect ourselves a little bit we can go fishing right yeah maybe we go camping sounds fun yeah maybe we go to Catalina Island go camping for a little bit oddly Adam I know that like what you're talking talking about might end up into some sort of like firefight situation where we're shooting

these aliens, I'm starting to think they might just want to kick it. They're like, whoa, these cool, look at these cool guys. Yep. Is that a Tommy gun? Yeah, this guy has a Tommy gun. Holy shit. You know what people do down in around here is they go out to the, to, you know, if you go three miles off the coast, now you're in international waters, baby.

Maritime law. Yeah, maritime law. Now we're talking the crews, baby. And then we can I'm buying a skeet gun So you're a skeet shooter So you just put it in there It shoots it out

We can shoot skeet on the open ocean Wow that's rad How fun would that be? And it's hang on a second Is it biodegradable It is yeah it's clay It turns into like fish food Essentially right?

Yeah it's just clay It just sort of just melts into nothing That's so cool I've never been skeet shooting at all I don't know how difficult it would be It's pretty damn easy Really? Yeah.

Is that because the shotgun, like, it sprays. Yeah, that's right. So you just kind of have to point it in the general direction. You don't have to have graying. Well, yeah, you've got to be kind of on it. But yeah, yeah, shooting a shotgun is fairly easy. I believe in you. Shoot your shot.

Guns. Does it have a really nasty kick on it? Have you never shot a shotgun before? I've never shot a shotgun, no. Oh, wow. It'll kick you. Yeah, you just got to keep it tight, you know, keep it tight to your arm. Yeah.

I've shot like machine guns in Vegas. That's pretty fun. That is fun, yeah. But that's indoor, and I don't like shooting guns indoor. That shit bugs me. Too loud? It just, like, I feel like something's going to go wrong. I've shot, like, some AR-15s and that kind of stuff, and that's the favorite of school shooters.

They love that gun. Should you be talking about that? They're still looking for you. School shooters love that gun, and I'm like, I'm fairly pro-gun. I think guns are pretty fucking radical. I'm from the Midwest. I like to go pheasant hunting

I've never been deer hunting but I'm not opposed to it and I like that kind of stuff but AR 15s it's too easy it's too easy and the kick is like nothing you're like it's just it's like a toy

because it's got like a built-in thing that kind of suppressor yeah takes yeah yeah it's a weapon for war for battle so you're just saying it's why Why do we have them, is what you're saying?

Yeah. Or, yeah, why do civilians? Yeah, why do we need them here in our society? It should just be a weapon for war. I mean, I love the, I think we said this. You know, I mean, people are going to get all jazzed up about this combo, but I'm saying, hey, other, hey, I understand you might need a handgun to protect yourself in your house in case someone breaks in and wants to, you know, rape your butt.

It's science. If you think Adam's wrong. and you've got a really cool AR-15. Again, we're going to be in Vegas. Bring it. Let's show it to the aliens. No, if you think I'm wrong and you think that this stance

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on the IHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I don't like guns at all. I'm not a fan of guns. Well, you're going to be a fan when we shoot some skeet in the middle of the ocean. Yeah, I think that's going to be fun. Wait, you said you shot a machine gun.

Yeah, it was for a bachelor party. Yeah. Did you like that or no? I didn't love it. Have you ever shot a handgun? Handguns are, I find more fun. And then just shooting a machine gun. I don't know if I have something.

Because you got to aim, and it's pretty rewarding when you hit a bullseye. Adam's known not to aim the other kind of gun. Yeah, fuck that. He's like, you've got to fucking aim these pistols. Yeah, but with a machine gun, you're kind of letting it spray a little bit. Like, part of the fun is just like, go, got, got, got, got, got. Yeah, I wish I, I would like to shoot a Uzi. Remember how sick Uzi's were in the 90s?

They ran the game. Big, big gun. Dude, my dad gave me a Tommy gun. with the full barrel. Oh, wow. That's cool. And it got stuck open. So I just had to hold it while it shot like 40 bullets or however minute.

I think it was 40. God. And so it just gets stuck open, which very dangerous. Sure. And so I just had to hang on to it as it's just... Put it down. Right. Empty, dude.

Right. I'm just going to put this down and let it. I'm going to sit this here and start spinning it in a circle. Let it run its course. I'm just going to point it towards that zoo. How did everyone get shot in the ankle? That's it. Weird. I just put it right there.

I had to go take a shit. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't think I've shot a shotgun maybe. No. I think I've just shot a rifle and a handgun. But then, like, in movies and stuff, you're shooting real guns. It's just blanks, right? So didn't we shoot guns in Gay Moverman?

Gay Mover Man? Yeah, we were shooting a lot of guns. Yeah, I believe. I believe that to be true. But the guns, those little briefcase guns that we had were not real, BAM. Yeah, that's right. Those were fake. Yeah. God, I got a friend who I swam with who lives in NorCal, like Chico area.

Every couple months, I just get a fucking picture from him, from him, of him, standing over the biggest elk you've ever seen in your life. It looks like something out of a fucking prehistoric Jurassic Park horror movie. I love that. I love that. That's awesome. And he's like, check it out. I'm like, I hope you eat that. Like, what do you, you eat that, right?

Oh, yeah. You have to get it fully processed. Yeah, you make jerky. And then, and then if it's like a big ass elk, you could like skin that. You could make a blanket. Yeah, you can. It'd be, yeah. Why?

Well, what do you mean? Why do you want an elk blanket? That sounds gross. Why? You have blankets with fucking hair on them and shit? Yeah, it's wool. Like, you have her. It's a sheep's wool.

You are, Blake, you are a blanket. What the fuck? I'm pissed now. You're a human blanket, homie. It's sheep's, yeah, it's the, it's the hair of sheep, homie. Yeah, but I don't have to. It's so blurry for whatever reason, Ders. I mean, it's because of the, actually, yeah, yeah, we cannot see that.

We sort of, so weird. Yeah, I don't know why. It looks like a turd. Why did you start to black out your background when you didn't do that before? What is? Because I got, I had stuff written on the board. Oh, okay. Ah, it's under wraps, it's under wraps.

Top secret, top secret. Can't talk about the deal. Yeah, the deal is not done. You can't talk about it. Yeah, that's why. Well, you don't have to kill sheep to make blankets. That's all I'm saying. There's ways to make blankets without killing.

But they do kill the, they do kill sheep. But they do. They shear them, don't they? They don't fucking kill them. Sometimes they kill them. Sometimes they kill them. Sometimes they kill the sheets. What do they kill the sheep for?

They don't. For mutton? Yeah, sometimes they do, Blake. Sometimes they kill the sheep's. Why do they kill the sheep? The lambs. Because sometimes they'll be naughty sheep and they've got to kill them, Blakey. That is true.

If the elk... If you have a big ass elk like that, you can have elk blankets. You can... Elk the shocker. I've never seen an elk blanket. Dude, you put that head on your wall? It's fucking... Oh, man, that's a living room.

My cousin, he has... Like, his house is absolutely insane. Terrifying. It's hilarious. You walk in, you're like, oh, Jesus Christ, there's like 12 deerheads on the wall. I'm like, I'm like, dude, one deerhead. One deerhead. One big one.

If it's like at a, yeah, if it's at a cabin or, you know, or if it's in your house and it's down in your man layer, you get one. Sure. You get one. Sure. He has, and I don't think I'm exaggerating, 12. That's right. It's so many. You just got to put one over every toilet in the house. That's kind of cool.

Yeah, it's too many. So you can hang your hat up and take a duce. For the rest, you get meat out of that. Your freezer is chock-full, delicious meats. Garage fridge. Yeah. Sound like Jimmy Johns right now, man. I'm excited.

I would love to go. Rino burgers. Elk hunting or deer hunting. I've never been deer hunting. I want to do, I would do, like, I'm more interested in, like, bow hunting. I think we've talked about this. But just like the idea that it's a little harder than just, like, capping something from two football fields away.

Yeah, but it's still fairly difficult. Because you've got to hit it in the right spot. You've got to be a good shot. That's what you say, bro. And hello. I'm a pretty good shot, but like, I haven't done it in 20 years. Yeah. So you might not be, but...

Probably not. Yeah. I'm a great shot. I just... Oh, yeah. I refuse to shoot. But I guess I just like the idea of... Shooters got to shoot.

That just the bow, just pulling the bow back, letting that breath out. What about the boar hunting where you have to hunt them with knives? I would like that, but then, but then a lot of times they don't die. You have to like, these poor, these deer, they get shot with this arrow. And then you've got to track them for miles because they don't die. But you're ignoring my favorite part where you get to, you get to go up to them and go and slit the throat. I did this to you. Oh.

Thank you, God. Slit the throat. Yeah. Yeah. And then you, when as soon as they die, you go, you go. And you sit, you. breathe in the soul. You guys are twisted.

You guys are twisted. Okay, powder. Is that what he did? No, he healed the deer. Yeah, I feel, I'm a little bit more of a hunter. Ders is an absolute serial killer psychopath. Yeah, there's a difference. There is a difference.

There is a difference. Start of the penis. Well, I got to log off here. Why? Who just walked in the room? Who's looking at you? Are you looking at a clock? Yeah, who's looking at you?

So, Kyle. Uh-oh, oh, oh, oh, wait. Kyle. Fuck. So Kyle. Kyle just gave me a Happy Gilmore 2 putter. Can I show you guys this thing real quick? It's really cool, but I do have to go.

Interesting. Interesting. He gave you that putter? I've used one. It's really cool. Interesting. Shape like a hockey stick, yeah? That's red.

I'm going to have to call and ask about our friendship. Yeah, it's shaped like a hockey stick. Mm-hmm. It says Happy Gilmore right here. Mm-hmm. Boom. Boom, bam. Hot.

Damn. How cool is this thing? It's very cool. And who makes that and might send me a... Odyssey? Yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. Odyssey?

They're top of the top. Yeah, I used it to golf. Kyle and I went golfing in Van Nuys, and he brought that as his putter, and we were passing it back and forth, and it's really hard to use. What? No, it's really easy to use, like...

No, I don't... Next time you guys go golfing, invite me. I think I want to start to golf because... Let's do it. I'm invited to all these... like golf events. Right.

And I always pass them up. But sometimes they're like, hey, we'll fly you and your family to Hawaii. Right. And all you have to do is do this event. And then you could spend a week in Hawaii and all expenses paid. I'm like, that sounds fucking great. But I'm so bad that I would be an embarrassment to the entire organization. They'd kick you off.

Potentially dangerous. Yeah. Okay. Well, Blake has to log off. Any tapebacks apologies, epic slams before you have to log off. Um, you know what? What's that? I just, uh, just want to give a special shout out to Jersey mics.

Uh, maybe they have a coat that they could, um, send us. I'm willing to rock that as well. Thank you so much, guys. Yeah, thanks. And I would like to, uh, give a shout out to, um, Jimmy Johns. I would love some sandwiches freaky fast. And I stand up for you, even though you hunt animals that probably shouldn't be murdered. Wow, dude.

I feel, I feel most animals do deserve it. But the animals that you're killing, they don't because they only have like four or five brothers and sisters. I'm willing to have him on the pod just to like... Just to talk about it. Just to talk about it, dude. You know, and look, we're not platforming. We're just guys having a conversation. Awareness.

Sis white males. And I'm curious to who he thinks is the hottest. Who's the hottest on a box? Absolutely. I want to know what the Jimmy John's guy thinks. Absolutely. Freak. Freaky fast.

Free smells. And that's another episode. This is important. Go big red. Quiznos. Go be red. All right. I have to go.

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