This Is Important - Ep 272: COME SEE US IN VEGAS & Lock TF In

Episode Date: November 18, 2025

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Today, on this is, This is important? Oh my God. What did I hit? Did I hit a mailbox? What is that garbage kid? You got the right one, baby. Uh-huh.

When there's no romance, there's no reason to do anything. Buckle up. Go-ha-ho-ho-ho-hoo-hoo-hoo. God-down! God-dame! God-dame! God-dame! God-Dame!

Go-more! Damn, that was kind of fire. That got us into it. That was something. I like it. The energy. Go, oh, damn. Yeah, bro.

I need my boys to lock TF in, boys. Come on. We got to lock in. Dude, lock TFN. Lock TF in. As Blake would say. Lock TF in, guys. Blake looking like Wolverine, looking like hipster Wolverine.

What's up? What's up? What's up all my fellow youngsters? What is the Steve Bischel? Jimmy, uh, meme? Or he's like, yeah, I think that's right. What's up fellow youth? It's fellow youth or something, right?

Yeah, like my fellow young people or whatever. And what is that? That's from the Sandler movie? I believe. No, I think it's from a Toyota commercial. I have no way. That would be sick. I wish, dude.

I wish. God, I wish. I miss good, I miss good Toyota commercials. As we know, well, it was there, what was there saying? I'm sorry. All right. You don't like the Toyotathon commercials that have been running for 20 years with our girl. I'm just saying it's no, like a rock, right?

Like a rock. Laurel. Oh, Laurel. Oh, you're right. Laurel Copic is the face of Toyota. You're right. Laurel Copic. She was in workaholics.

Workaholics alum. She is the lady who denies Adam at the cocktail hour of the juggalo epistote. Very early on, that was. That was in the first season. Yes. Yes. Good old days. She was doing the commercials then.

She had just started. And is doing them now. Now. I mean, dude. She's a legend in the game. Face of Toyota. Unreal. Unreal stuff, man.

That's a killer gig. That's a killer gig. That's the gig. In today's world where they're not making TV, really, they're not making as many movies. No, no, no, no. You just want a commercial that runs for 15 years. You're more famous as a, like, she's on every football and basketball game, nonstop, 20 times a game. I would love to reunite with her.

Dude, my mailman just said a very funny, very, he was meaning it as a compliment, but it was offensive to me. Here we go. Today, I ran into him in the neighborhood. Me and Bo were taking a stroll about, and he goes, oh, man, I just, I want to let you know that he's like, I saw your commercial, you know, and it's, you know, and it's, you know, and it's, you know, and it's. It's so funny. You and Marshawn, I'm like, oh, thanks, man. And he goes, and I just want to let you know, I'm a big fan from when you used to do movies. Well, why don't you cry about it?

And I'm like, from what I used to do movies. And then he complimented the commercial. I'm still actively trying to be. Trying to do the movies. It's hard out there. And then I'm trying to, and then I caught myself trying to break down the state of the industry and how hard it is to get movies made. Did you? commercials are actually a bigger deal than a movie

Can I talk? He's like, I gotta deliver Mail, brother. I started. I was like, well, actually it's kind of, and then I was like it's kind of hard out there. And then he was like, what do you mean? And I was like, gotta keep it moving. And he's like, all right, see ya. He's like literally, yeah, I do. I have to deliver. Bo looked up from the stroller and was like, Dad, no.

Dad, no. Be cool. Be cool, baby. Be cool about it. And then we got home. And then a very scary thing happened. What, today? Today. This is today. Today. Oh, the mailman dunked on you today?

Today? You're still reeling? Yeah, I'm still, still really. I'm reeling from a lot of things. I'm about to go into the next thing I'm reeling from. And this is a very, you're locked in. You're locked T.F. And I like that.

Adam Devine, your life. You are locked T.F. in and I love that port. Dude, and you notice how I just turned red because I'm drinking hot coffee and we're shooting this kind of late in the evening. This is going to fuck me up. Dude, what is happening to you right now? It's so dark outside. It's so dark outside.

Come home. I'm telling Chloe about the incident with the mailman. And I'm just like, honey. This is, I mean, my God, he was a big fan. We need to move. We have to move. He can't come here every day. And Beau was playing with this little thing he got for Halloween,

which you put on your finger and it casts a light onto a wall. Like a little, like, bat or something. And he loved the thing And we looked down and he had bitten into it And it crumbled apart And we're like Oh buddy, get that out of your mouth And then we found two little

circular batteries this big And we got him out of his mouth through quick We're like oh shit, that could have been bad And then I looked up how many batteries are in those things Nine Three Three, three, okay So one is missing

Okay, that's not good One is missing We searched everywhere quickly We're like it's not here we got to go to the hospital. Meanwhile, we're redoing the house. So they're outside. The guys are being like,

Miss, we need a paint color. Like, right now, like, they're out there with paint. Ma'am, man. Like, is this the right color? They're out there. And we're like, our son! Our son is there to go to the hospital. You know what?

I liked you when you were doing movies, man. It's like, I used to, the commercial's funny, but I liked what you used to do movies. And then we go to the car. There's no car seat. What the? Okay. There's no car seat.

What? Bo's nanny, my assistant, Michelle. Yeah. She had taken the car seat in her car and had forgotten to put it back into our car. And usually in the morning, so we don't go anywhere, so it's not a big deal. We usually walk to breakfast or whatever we're going. And so I'm screaming, there's no car seat. There's no car seat from across the car from across the street.

Are you panicked? Well, yeah. This is a code red. I'm yelling at Chloe because I'm parked across the street. And the mailman is just like, this guy has, Life is in shame. The male man is gone at this day. He's in the truck just watching.

Then this woman that lives in the house across the street pops her head out and she's like, do you need a car seat? And I'm like, yes, please. And she goes, she goes, I'll just grab it from my car. I'm like, thank you so much. Yeah. Then she proceeds to run down the block. And then she runs down another block.

Too much. And then she starts to run down the third block. And then Chloe gets there. And I'm like, I think I have to follow this woman. So I sprint after. I'm a dead sprint after. I don't know this woman. This is the first time meeting her.

This is an angel. When fame backfires. Go ahead. Dead sprint. Get her car seat. Finally, it's parked three blocks away. Chloe then drives with Bo just laying in the back.

Lain in the back. Loose. You have a loose style. Loose. We get the car seat. That's one way to do it. Loose. It's too big for Bo.

He cannot even fit in it. We just hold on to him and take him to the hospital. The hospital is six minutes away. Right. We make it care. Sorry. He's not choking. He's not choking.

No, he's not choking, but we are worried that the battery is melting in his stomach right now. So they say that if you swallow one of these batteries, you have to have surgery. Like, they have to get it out and they will like open up your neck or your stomach if it makes it all the way down. This is not, this is not cool at all. Good, and also we're like... They can't pump a stomach? No, apparently not. You can't puke it up.

I don't know why. What are these batteries? Let me guess. Made in China. They're the little tiny lithium batteries. Made in China. China. Made in China.

I bet you they're made in Taiwan. Made in Taiwan. So we get there, x-rays. There's no battery. Wow, man. I am sorry this happened. This sounds rough. And then we take...

I take the car seat back later. We still care. find the battery. I take the car seat back to this woman. I've looked for an hour. My stomach's on fire. I give her the car seat. Mm-hmm. A couple hundred. As I'm, as I'm lifting it up to take it up the, she like, it was like a duplex or I have to go up the stairs. No. And I walk up a, a toy falls out, lands on the ground. It's, it was already broken and three batteries fall out. What the hell? So she had a broken toy with three lithium batteries in the car seat. that she had given me.

And I go, so there are three in those toys. And she goes, oh my God, did that toy break? Yeah, my son was playing with that. Oh, thank God. He didn't swallow any of these batteries. And I'm like, yeah, thank God. Whoa, dude. Wait, because this is a thing that got passed out in the neighborhood on Halloween.

So, like, all the kids in the neighborhood got it? Apparently, yeah. Oh, no. So I'm stringing this together. Almost like a detective. Yes. So someone gave these away. It was a fucking serial killer, this guy.

Yeah. Oh, my God. And then we ended up finding the battery later on. My, uh, Michelle, my assistant, you know, went on a deep dive and actually found it. It took her like eight minutes to find. I looked for over an hour and couldn't find it. She found it like eight minutes. Yeah.

Well, I guess the lesson is, is before you freak out, have someone else take a look, have a look. Take a quick look. Take a quick look, see. Yeah. But it was chaos. But if you're ever in Orange County, go to Hogue Hospital. Those people are very nice down there and beautiful Hogue. Dude, I have very great stories about Hogue.

Not myself, but I do remember Teddy going there on a very drunken night. I think he got like his stomach pumped or filled with nutrients or whatever. Don't they put coal in your charcoal? Don't you drink like charcoal and then you barf? Charcoal, yeah. I think they like hydrated him and fed him the charcoal. And I think he just, I think he just walked out. He didn't pay her nothing.

So he was just, he was, okay. You dropped him off. All right, we'll see you, Blair. We were scared. Well, because I was hanging out with you guys during this time. This was the early, early aughts. Yes. Children, let us take you back to the early odds.

Oh my God. What a time. Panic at the disco. Everybody. Hell. Blink 182. And what, he just got so drunk that you guys are like, this is too drunk, we have to take him to the hospital?

Yeah, and you've got to remember, we're college age, so it takes an alarming amount to have you all go like, whoa, homie might be dust. Honestly, I don't even know what that would be. Yeah, I've never taken a homie to the hospital, and I've had a homies die. I wish there was some way to ask, like, upstairs, like heaven or somewhere, to be like, actually seven times you should have died.

Yeah. Because like, I don't know what the number is. It's got to be up there. Oh, mine's way up there for sure. But you know what I mean? And your collective friend group. Oh, yeah. Plenty.

Oh, yeah. I mean, it got to. I mean, I don't even think I was there that night because I didn't drop him on. I think it was when Teddy and Kyle were living together. And it was just one of those nights where he was just. Oh, just two men, just go and shop for a shot? Yeah. Yeah.

We don't got. We got class. in the morning but we don't get literally no girls going over there 100% um believable what else you want to do you want to make another batch of french fries and just i do like the idea of two guys who are like i don't even know what to say to you anymore let's get drunk just take shots let's let's loosen it up donkey a little social lubricant well i do remember that was a really cool time because there were these um what's the fry company ortega or whatever is that it? Ortega french fries?

They had... Say it with an accent. Ortega. They had these... Offended! Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Offended! They had these chocolate flavored French fries that were on sale

for like... For like 10 cents. So the boys just stocked up on... Nice, dude. Dude, it's actually legit hard to swat a mosquito, so shout out to you. That was a fly, it looks like. No, that's a skater.

Oh, really? Do you guys have those up there? That's a skater. Tons of mosquitoes. sucks. Sorry, tell your story, bro. I'm just saying, they stocked up on so much of these Ortega chocolate French fries that it's all we ate. And we, like, convinced

ourselves. We're like, they're actually pretty good. I'm sorry. Ortega chocolate French fries? Yes, they were chocolate flavored French fries on clearance at, like, the 99 cents store for like 10 cents. It's all we ate. And we were convinced they were delicious. Convinced.

Yeah. But hindsight, not good not great there's a reason they're on clearance chocolate french fries and do you call it behind sight

I said but in hindsight but I will say behind sight that seems more I thought Durr said behind side I was like oh shit that's tight

oh boy I like behind site can I tell I mean I'm coming in hot I'm locked the T FF in Adam please lock TF in absolute

gnarly thing happened yesterday Last night, Chloe's putting boat to bed. It's like 7.30, 8 p.m. And all of a sudden, I hear this crazy crash outside. I go running outside directly in front of my house. There's a giant tire spinning. Right.

And this woman is parked directly in front of my house. Another woman. Another woman. These women, man, I swear to God. Up on the curb. In her Tesla, trying to reverse out, but she's stuck in mud, and she can't. And her car's all fucked up. Mud?

Yeah, there's like a little grass patch of front of my neighbor's house right in front. So she's already jumped on the curb. She's already fully, if our cars were parked in front, they would have been destroyed again, which happened two years ago. The block is hot, dog. This woman had hit my neighbor's car so hard that the wheel flew off and was just spruce. Binning in the street, I was one of the first people out there, she is reversing. She can watch batteries almost everywhere. It hits me and my front door.

Yeah. I'm, I hit the back of her car. I'm screaming, I'm screaming, stop, stop, stop. I'm taking photos of her license plate. Full narc mode. Full narc mode, dude. Yeah, way to go, brother. And then she gets back on the street, drives about a half block up, and then crashes again.

They have to. Then she gets out of the car, comes running back, and she goes, oh, my guy. She's like my age, or maybe older. She might be 50 years old. She's like, oh, my God, what did I hit? And I hit a mailbox? What's that, garbage kid? No.

It's a full-on Audi A-8. Absolutely hammered? Hammered. I'm like, Jesus Christ, lady, how much did you drink? And she goes, I'll admit it. I've had two margaritas. I'll admit it. I'll admit it.

I'll admit it. If anyone ever asked you how much you drink, do not start with I'll admit it I'll admit it do not I was like fuck lady

just lie dude like what are you doing I'll admit it already means you had to so then two on top of that it's four

baseline yeah our wishes and she was like slur in her words and then talking way too much when the cops

got there they got there pretty quick they were within there with like four or five minutes and the cops

are there and then they were like well how fast do you think you were going ma'am and she goes

I'll admit it at least 60 At least 60 This is a 25 mile per hour zone You gotta add 20 miles per hour As soon as she says I'll admit it Yeah probably cruising 80 And she's just talking up a storm It was a fundraiser for her school

So she had a few And does she have any children? Yes, 10 and 9 Where are they at home? Are they alone? Yes, I should get back to them And you're like, oh my God woman And you're going to fucking prison.

She's going to jail. Yeah, for sure. Shut up, bitch. To the clink. Sure. That's very dangerous. So that was directly in front of our house last night. Dude, the block is hot, brother.

Yeah. You got to get like, I don't know how to do this on your situation, but like some sort of front porch chair. Yeah. Just to see? Just to kind of sit out front. The people watching must be unreal. Oh, the people watch. Yeah, it's pretty.

I know you want privacy You've got to sit out there like a Halloween decoration just post it up on a bench. Or like on a submarine they have what do they call that? Periscope of course. Down periscope of course, great film. Well you know I think I think what we need to do is

if and when I build a new house there needs to be an observation deck that is just there to observe the street. Yeah. It won't even have views of the ocean. It'll just be street-based. With a laser pointer just already up there for you to point at people and go, hey, with a rocket launch.

Bro, that's going to pay off for the zombie attack as well. So just. And then my neighbor who got hit, my boy Bob, he's a older man, probably about 70, nicest guy in the world. He's like, yeah, this is kind of crazy. It's the second time it's happened to me. I'm like, this is the second time. It's happened to us once, both cars fully destroyed.

And it's the second time it's happened to him. And then the people that live on the other side of the street, They're like, oh, yeah, it's happening on our side of the street a few times as well. I'm like, just people coming home or leaving just being blackout drunk. Are there speed bumps on that street? No, no, there's not. I was intoxicated. It's time to flex your star meter, bro, and get some speed bumps.

Maybe speed bumps. You know, as much as they're a bummer, there is a reason for them. Are we that age now, by the way, we're like, we got to get speed bumps in this neighborhood. Oh, for sure. Fucking speedbikes. Dude, I've never felt older. When I was like, just narking this woman. I called 911 immediately.

I'm gnarcing her out. I'm like, unacceptable. Did you say unacceptable a lot? I should have. I should have. I don't know if I did or not. You know what, ma'am? Unacceptable.

I was blacked out with rage. Every time she said, I'll admit it, you said unacceptable. Oh, ma'am. I think I said on more than once, my child could have been out here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My child. You're a change man. Yeah, I was like, because that's the time that we normally come back from like swim lessons.

He's a late swim class. And I was like, my child, could I have been. I could have been coming up for a swimming lesson. And then today I put on a quarter zip. So, you know. Freaking see you. So I'm an, I'm an elder. Damn, Adam.

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will speak directly to you. Listen to the next chapter on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast episodes drop weekly do you guys i know blake doesn't adam might one of those like it's like a golfing windbreaker shirt situation do you know i'm talking about i it's like a half zip but it's a windbreaker yeah yeah i'm i'm into that vibe do you have one of those adam i don't i don't have one of those i don't golf so i feel like if i golfed no i know but it's a it's a orange county uniform I think. Yeah, I try to steer clear

of like what the Orange County Bros. dress has. Because it's a very specific look. Right. And I don't love it. It's half-sips and Dodger has. Yeah.

Doesn't like Bill, doesn't Bill Belichick wear one all the time? Am I tripping? That seems right. No, he cuts the sleeves off of sweatshirts. I mean, that's his uniform. That's pretty tight.

Yeah, maybe off-field. I feel like he. feel like he rocks one of those yeah yeah like those quarter what would you call that like a quarter sleeve well now that he's banging that little 25 year old girl I feel like uh I feel like maybe he's up at his game and he's going to get

one of these windbreaker golf shirts that you're talking about he for sure dresses him she's gonna definitely start making him like bleach his tips and stuff she's got it down she knows what she's doing definitely I mean definitely definitely definitely bleasing the tips

definitely the fact that it's so funny with like just what young you got this i hate to say this word pussy will do to an older man uh-huh they will lose their shit they will they will they will annihilate their entire career tail as old as time they will their whole reputation they'll just throw it in the toilet they're like i don't need this she this this this young woman is allowing me to fuck her i'm a dude but adam you know what you know what you know all the The noise, the disappointment, the presumed shame, it all goes away. Yep.

When you're walking down the street and one other guy gives you a nod. This is the way. And you go, that's why I'm doing this. That's why I threw my life away. It's just one nod from a guy going, you're doing it. That's why I destroyed my legacy. That's why I destroyed everything in my life. That's why I destroyed my legacy right there.

Because it's not even like, I feel like if you're divorced and, And, you know, you're looking, you're back on the scene and you're looking... On the prowl. And you're, I mean, how old is Bill Belichick? 65? Prowel. 70? How old is Bill Belichick?

I think he's got to be late 60s, if not 70s. 73. Yeah, he's 73. Okay. So then I feel you can, you can maybe date a 50 to 55 year old woman. Pizza pizza. What is the law? Not law.

The law? It's half plus seven. No, no, it's half your age plus seven. is like the rule of thumb. Okay. I'm unaware. You guys have never heard that? I don't think I have.

What, where was this on like Jenny Jones or something? Yeah, it's Jenny Jones, Blake. Yeah, it was on Jenny Jones. It was on Chicago-based talk show, Jenny Jones. It was on that. No, I just always remember. It was like half your age plus seven. Okay.

Why is that? Adams crunching the numbers, I can tell you. It does not meet. Yeah, I am. So it's 43 and a half. By the way, that's a spring. even younger than I would have said. That's...

And that to me would be like a pretty big age gap. That's pretty wild. And I think people would be whispering behind your back with that number. But they would whisper until they'd go online and be like, actually, did you know, it's half your age plus seven years? I feel like, what are they talking about at that point? Bill's talking about Dobie Gillis. There's no doubt. She's done getting...

There's no doubt. Talking Gilligan's Island. He's not even talking. He's got to talk about, like, the monsters. He's like, remember when the monsters first came out? And you're like, what? Yeah, no, with Green Acres. When Green Acres was a brand new TV show, and you're like,

uh, nah, yeah. You know what, though? I feel like he's the age of all the original stuff. Like, Star Wars came out when I was a kid. She was like, me too. You know, it's just, it's the new Star Wars. Yeah, they're probably bonding over Star Wars. The thing is, is Star Wars didn't come out when he was a kid.

He was an adult man when Star Wars came out. In 1970, what is it, six? Yeah, he was an adult man. 77. Yeah, that at a time. Yeah. Right. But, you know.

Yeah, so, I mean, it's truly. Before the link. Oh, oh, Todd has put in the chat, this crazy thing, Jordan Hudson, who is Bill Belichick's girlfriend, files to trademark the phrase gold digger. Yeah! She wants to trademark the phrase, Gold digger.

Yes, sir. Wait, I'm assuming to sell merch. Who is that? Yeah, but like that. Oh, sorry, Jordan Hudson, that's her. That's her. That is Bill's said that. Belichick's girlfriend.

I thought, I thought Jordan Hudson was like a man. I didn't know who that was. No, no. The name Jordan confused you. You're old school. You're a 73 year old name. With that mustache. That's how they confused you.

That's how she roped Bill. She's like, Hi, I'm Jordan. And he's like, that's a last name. I know that. It's a man's name. Yeah, that's her way in to trick the old men.

I'm like, I was waiting for Blake to, I was like, where's this going? It's a man's name, let's fuck. You never know. To trademark gold digger is... Well, how does he feel about that? She's so young, she doesn't even know that gold digger's been around. Yeah. But how does he feel about that?

Because in our world... Hey, you know what? I'll tell you how he feels about it. Rock hard. He gets that nod and he feels just fine. He gets that nod, baby. He feels rock hard about it. It's just that walk-around nod.

He don't give one. They go to Hawaii. They finish dinner. They go walking on the beach. He walks past another couple. He gets the nod. He's fine. And everything is worth it.

Dude, if you walk past another couple and the guy gives the nod, that guy is then in a fight the rest of the night with his age-appropriate girl. If he gets caught, given the. nod? Yeah, you can't give the nod. Why'd you give him a nod? It's very subtle, it's quiet nod. Just a little more of a look. I don't know if I'd give a nod. I, to me, Adam, you would bow. You'd go, sir. I don't think so. I don't think so. I mean, maybe when I'm 73, I will be giving nods, but that's what I'm saying is it's like other older guys. Yeah. It's not young guys. You won't even know your head's doing it. You're going to be nodding constantly. I'm just a babel head.

what is it in uh in shanghai noon where like whenever the princess shows up they like do and then they drop down and bow that's the shit that goes down when he's on the beach at club med with the old folks you're a monster somebody hey chad you got to pull up a pull up a gift can you pull up a gift can we get a gift in the chat bowing in shanghai noon going like this uh i got to run that one back i know it's a classic classic i mean every jackie chie film is highly watchable. Yeah, it's a bit of minutes since I watched that one. That's a blockbuster. I saw that shit in the theater. I remember dragging Emma being like, it's this guy

Owen Wilson. He's from this movie. Bottle Rocket. It's Jackie Chan. Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha. Game changer. You're like that meme where the dude is like talking into the girl's ear. Exactly. Remember when

you could just be in one popular movie and then suddenly you're in a lot of other popular movies? Back when they made movies? Well, now it's commercials. It's commercials. I don't know if you heard about it. Now people are known for their commercials.

Thank you. Thank you, Blake. That's where I was heading. Yeah. Now you're kind of known for your commercial game. Yeah. But you used to be able to get on a heater with the movies. Yeah.

Next man up. They used to make a lot of movies. Yeah. I remember when almost everybody knew martial arts? Oh, absolutely. It was just part of it. It was like riding horses was in the early days. Then you had to know some martial arts.

You had to know some high yachts. At least a chop and a kick. And then in my day and our day, you had to be able to hacky sack. Had to be a lot. And freestyle rap, of course. And good with those videos that I keep sending you guys. Sending you guys. Where I keep saying that Blake needs to get into this where the guy wears gloves and does the finger dancing with little lights.

Well, that bow eight, dude, it's basically those things. the finger lights it's an introduction into into uh kind of ravey they're trying to get our kids on molly earlier and earlier and earlier that'd be tight and and if you're watching us on youtube and you don't know what blake has been looking like this entire pot like the way you're saying this hey man you're the guy life life is one battle after another you're rave culture you're like they're trying to get our kids on on molly earlier you're you look like a molly dealer that only deals to children. Mixed with like the way you keep rocking back and forth,

you look like a white Ray Charles like... With your white Ray Charles ass. Because you got the blue bloggers on with like the... Baby, please don't go! The fucker looks like he's playing the harmonica. And when you do that, it's just all Ray Charles. Dude, you are so dumb. That's all I say.

Will you just say one thing for me? Just say you got the right one, baby. Hey, I'm going to make it do what it do. I'm going to make it do. Sorry, man. I just, I don't sell Molly anymore. Sure. Have you ever done Molly, Blake?

Um, yes, I have done it. Okay. I think twice. I did it once at a music festival, and it was fantastic. It was a great time. And then I think I did it once in the presence of a bunch of beach dudes. Okay. What?

I mean in the presence of a bunch of beach dudes what does that mean never fails I mean this is it this is but Adam

this is where he comes from you talk about how Kyle and Teddy just got hammered alone together yeah this is just the vibe this is just Concord's best should we tell them

I think I did it like what was that what I don't want to incriminate people I feel like maybe it was Zach's birthday where were we taking like flabongos in like a

in a restaurant bathroom and then I feel like Molly was being passed about what is flabongos that's when you take a flamingo lawn ornament and you cut the beak off of it and you basically use it as a beer bong and they were doing that in the bathroom

it was a very turned up OC party it was very turned up well yeah that's unbelievable hats off oh it was I was like oh you guys get it that seems right yeah that seems yeah so was I was I also do it doing Molly then? Was I there? I think so. I think I have videos. I think it was like

season two or three of workaholics. We were young go-hards at the time. You know, Adam, and you're pointing one finger at Blake, there's three pointing right back at you saying, let's do Molly. No, I mean, yeah, I've done Molly a handful of times. Yeah. Love it, dude. Yeah, it's pretty cool. I remember, I've only done it maybe, I would say maybe six times, but I then I remember buying, I was like, oh, I should buy Molly in case Chloe. wants to do some. Just have it on hand. And just to have it.

Right. And then I spent, I was like, hey, can you get me Molly? And I gave the guy $200. And then he gave me so much Molly. I didn't know how much Molly was. Turns out you can get a ton of Molly. Really? And then I never did Molly ever again.

We? You just brought it to Zach's birthday party and you were passing it out. And then here we are. And I just found the bag of Molly maybe a decade later. I just found it like two weeks ago. Okay, not yesterday with the whole battery. No, no, no, no, no, no, like a couple weeks ago. And I just found it, and it's to the brim.

It's one of those little tiny bags, and it's just filled to the brim. Is it still good? What does it look like? Is it like a tab, like acid, or what? No, no, no, it's like little rocks. Right. It's like little pink and blue rocks. And I don't know.

I mean, hey, slide into Blake's DMs and let me know if the Molly will still be good. Yeah, it's probably better, like a fine wine. I'm assuming it'll just lose its potencies as after the, through the years. Who knows? There's only one way to find out. Take the whole bag, bro. Take the whole bag. Yep.

And then go to Aquatots with my child. Yeah, absolutely. And I'll be there. Getting the re-up. I had a weird, I had a weird encounter at Aquatots, which is the, like, child swim program that we go to. Is that where they can, like, make your kids, like, they, like, snap at him and he can just roll over.

Pull back. No, it's not, it's not one of the ones where they, like, drown your child. It's like, you're in the pool with them and you're, like, are teaching them to hold their breath underwater. It's pretty, I wish they would, like, drown my child a little more. I want him to, like, graduating is like, they push it in with clothes on. Yeah, it's like, that sort of shit is gnarly. And it apparently it works, but I'm like, I wouldn't want to do that.

But it's just like a regular little kid swim class with, with, you're in the pool with them. And we went to a two-year-old's birthday party. of this little girl and she's a little blonde haired blue-eyed girl and I don't know I think I and then this other family

who was also in the class was also there and I said hello to them and then I got my wires crossed when I saw the other little girl and the other little girl is Mexican and they speak Spanish to her

she also speaks English and I go hey happy birthday in front of everyone happy birthday there you are little birthday girl and everyone's like it's not her birthday

right and I'm like you're fucking disaster my god they're like you were at the other little girl's birthday you know that it wasn't her birthday and it was like they were cutting me no slack and the grandmother was there

and the grandma was like you it was like Adam you know it wasn't her birthday it's not her birthday I liked it when you were a movie star dude I'm so sorry you're like that's the joke guys I got you I'll be underwater.

You'll see me on a commercial. Yeah. Fucking egg on my face, dude. It's a different level of embarrassment. Lil' yolk. You have to call in a bomb threat. It's a different level of embarrassment when it's around other parents and a bunch of children. Yeah, it's no fun to be completely embarrassed in front of your peers.

Yeah. Your parent peers look like a damn fool out here. Don't you wish you knew Spanish? You could just start saying Spanish. and that would maybe help her cover the whole thing. Completely bail you out of the situation. Just say, like, I'm well aware. I was having a Josh.

Yeah, suddenly I'm like, Ke Pasa, me, amigos. And they're like, that's offensive. Just the fact that you said, Kpasa, me, amigos. I wish you would have just started breaking out the... Do we learn Spanish? Do we still have to do ads for Duolingo?

I got to get on this. Because the people who keep up my, like, lawn and stuff... Okay. I like this. They... I talked to them all. all the time for years yeah i don't know anything that he ever says yeah i'm pissed now i got a long guy like and i'm not even i'm not even exaggerating and he finishes every sentence laughing he's like and then we could we could do this and i'm like are you fucking with me yeah player

yeah player so gee i got a i got a go do a lingo or something should yeah my guy hasus it's very similar. He also laughs at the end of whatever he's saying. Where's he from? I mean, I don't know. I don't know. Get them, boys. Get them. Yeah. I don't. I do not know.

But he, I you know, I don't know if he understands me. Like, I have to, Chloe made fun of me because I was telling him to spray down our deck because the birds will shit on it. Spray down my dick. And so I'm like, spray down the deck.

And I'm like spray it down with the hose And he's like Sprayed the dick with the hose I don't I don't understand And then I'm like Because the bird shit And he's like I don't I'm not following

And then I start going You know Cagaw Cagaw And then I like act like I'm shitting I'm like going Cagca Cagha

Okay Yeah And then he's like Okay Got it Got to learn Spanish No he That translated

He got that He understands My guy understands English You're not pulling your end of the rope. That's what I'm saying. Is that like when he talks to me, I'm leaning in like crazy.

Yeah. And you're lost in translation. He's saying, he's speaking English. Yeah. But it's like, I'm like, open your mouth more. Goodbye. I need you. You told him. No.

You don't tell him that. But I'm like, you verbalize this? So it's not even the fact that he's speaking Spanish. It's the fact that this guy has a speech impediment. I don't know what it is. And you're, and you're shitting on them. You have to open your mouth more. You have to enunciate.

You know how like in German, they've got those long-ass words. Yeah, Zupa. Sure. Yeah, like Splank dervingster. Like they add a bunch of. Oh, yeah, Blake. Like, Farfagnugn. Like, whatever.

Like, they just string a bunch of words. Every sentence he speaks is just like it's one word. And I'm like, I know you're speaking English. Like, your English probably isn't bad. I just need, I unfortunately need you to open. open your mouth, bro. A lot. A lot of help.

Nicky Grandma! I unfortunately need a lot of help. I need more. I need more. I think everybody should just learn sign language, and that should be the international language. Is it international, sign language? Yeah, I think it is. I believe so.

Isn't there only one sign language? I believe so. To me, that seems like a beautiful thing. There's no other language like that. You guys know this one? Yeah. Bullshit, of course. And that's so good.

Oh, I thought that was bird. shit. I was like, okay. No, no. You know, a blowjob is literally this? Yeah, absolutely. I read you loud and clear. And tell, I don't, what's the story behind that one, man? How'd you learn that?

How'd you learn that? Whitting, duh. No, Todd is saying sign language is not international, by the way. Oh, Blake. Well, I yes and did that so hard, too, so that's a little on me. But, yeah, that's my bad. No, I was doing stand-up on stage, and I said something about blowjob, and I look over and at like bigger colleges, they'll have a sign language person on the side of the stage. Right, right, right.

And she's just going like, whoa, whoa, whoa, and I was like, hold up. I stopped the show. I'm like, that's the sign for sign language, not international, regional, regional, regionally based. Yeah, obviously. I bet that is international. Come on, this is, everybody knows that. I would hope so. Yeah, it seems worldwide.

I do love the idea of like, you want to come back to my house and brush your teeth? And people are like, Oh, yeah, maybe. No, thanks. And she was like, damn, I asked him if you wanted to give a blow job, but he said, no, whatever. I want to give you a, oh, wow, it was like a toothbrush?

He's from Portugal. How do you say chorg? How do you say chorg? How do you say, how do you say chorg? So this woman was doing it, and you called her out. Yeah, and then I proceeded to say that. word like 400 times throughout the rest of the show. Yeah, you know, that's amazing.

I would be like titty twister, just to see, just like what's happening here. Yeah. Yeah, blue waffle. Yeah, blue waffle. Yeah, blue waffle. That's a good one. Where do you go from there? What is it blue waffle again?

I don't know. I think it's like a, I think it's an infection, isn't it? It's like an infected testicles or something. Or yeah, maybe it's a coochies. Maybe it is coochies. I thought it was a coochie with the blue cheese. A blue waffle is an internet hoax and not a real medical condition. Bullshit or sexually transmitted infection.

Mm-hmm. That doesn't seem right. It originated around 2010 as a myth, circulated online. And what do I have? Wait, this is authored by Blake Anderson. Then what do I have, bitch? Blake, you have to get off the internet, homie, and talk to people in the real world. All of Blake's shit is like from the internet, from, I mean, 2010.

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AI, AI. No, I do have a chat of homies where Sora has entered the building and it is funny, too. It's crazy. It is really funny. Yeah, it's, I mean, it makes me go like the entertainment industry as we know it. We're cooked. Cooked. Talk.

My homie, my homie Barney Lomax is just sending me videos of him arguing with people at the airport about like carry-on luggage and stuff. Okay. That's pretty good. Catch a bitch! And selling used cars, it's pretty good.

Yeah. I don't know. You know, like, publicly when people post like AI, say it's like Instagram or whatever, you've got to be like, not cool, dude. Like, don't post that shit.

But privately, it is very funny. Well, because you can't say like I'm into AI because it is going to, kind of cut the legs out from our industry very quickly. You can say whatever you like. Yeah, you could do whatever you'd like. I just, you don't want to be the guy who's like, yeah, bring it on before we have anything

figured out. It's already. It's too late. Yeah, I'm aware. I'm aware, but maybe there's a pushback. Maybe we can extend the industry a little bit. You know what the pushback was when we went on strike for almost an entire year and they did nothing to protect us.

They were like, let's make SORA. That was a fucking airball, dude. What were we doing out there? I don't want to get into the specifics, but... I don't want to get into the specifics. I know what I was doing out there. I'm not going to talk about it. You don't want to get into specifics.

Because we don't know the specifics, but we don't want to... You're going the wrong way there, boys. Let's just say this. Let's just say, this is the international sign of what I was doing on the stripe. The tongue's on the other side, Blazer. Also, why is the tongue? going the other side. He got that hooked dick.

Yeah, your dick is all fucking... Got that candy cane dick, huh? A little sugar tube. That skimitar, baby. What are you... Yeah, don't worry about me. I was just fine during the strike. Yeah, Sora, if that's like, whatever, the tip of the iceberg...

I'll tell you what the tip of the iceberg is. Okay, go ahead and tell me. I mean, I'm... What is the first movie, like, full-blown movie that they're going to do? that's probably going to be fucking badass. No, it's not going to... You're saying they that they are going to do... It's going to just be some kid.

The robots. It's just like, it's just going to be... Yeah, it's just... I'm saying like they, like, meaning like a them they person that's out in the world. Right, of course. But my point...

You know, they don't assume a gender and they're going to make some cool shit. That's why... Here's what... Here's my, like, prediction. I like this. Okay. Hot, hot, hot, hot.

Hot, hot, bolly George. The moment, let's say, the one, you're talking about the one the moment that comes out you know baby matrix as soon as that comes out literally the moment after literally another one is going to come out another one because there's millions of people doing this and it's going to be non-stop and you're not going to even care yeah i don't even know if you would because you just know like intuitively they got farted out and it's not really worth sitting through an hour and a half or whatever

because you're like, I don't know, there's another one. Like, I don't know. Like, there's something about a movie getting made and you know all these people are in it. And like, it's been baked into us because we grew up with it. And I think anybody who's like five years old right now,

I don't know what the fuck they're going to be consuming for content or art or whatever. Well, yes, because I think about a lot of stuff is like everything has lots of. lost the like, for lack of better word, like the romance. Nothing is like romantic in art and anything in any consumption. Is there a lack of a better word? Is there a better word? Or maybe they're not a lack of a better. Romance. What do you mean like? Like to me, romance is like a human thing between humans, between two people, like a shared thing. There's, there is no, or it's a

relationship with something like a relationship with your music. It's a romantic relationship. You have a love, you have a connection, a deep connection. And the only word I can think about is like you have a romance with that. Romance. Yeah, I think that's an encompassing word. And there is no, there's no romance in this world anymore, like as far as with what the entertainment you consume, because it's all just right on your phone. Have you been on Pornhub.com? Well, there are some female directors on Pornhub who are injecting romance and I do appreciate that.

Yeah, they shouldn't take it over. I think there's like a weird and let's just stop. Let's just end the phone. And this is the last pod. The final pod down. That shit's important. There's something about like

a little bit of effort or a little bit of appreciation about the thing makes you enjoy it more. Yeah. Like, think about the burger we ate on Homeboy's Netflix show. Yes, dinner time live. Dinner time live, David Chang.

I still think about that burger. Right. I think about, I know that burger more than I know his name. Yes. And I don't know if that's because he made the burger mentally. And I sat there and watched it happen. Or if the burger was actually that good, right? And you did call him Burger Man several times.

You kept calling him Burger Man. And anyway, Burger Man. Hey, what's up? Burger Man. But, like, just knowing that it came from a person in front of you that is also a renowned chef. I think this is all very romantic. Thank you. I disagree.

I think people actively don't care. No one cares anymore. About the crew or about the people that are working or even the actors. I'm not even saying crew. I'm not even saying crew. I think innately, they do understand. what goes into a movie. And I don't even mean like how many takes it is

or like how big the set is. Like I think there's just some like subconscious appreciation for all those things together working. And when they finally know, like when you see a stunt and you can tell it's not a real stunt guy, you don't laugh as hard. But when it's a real stunt guy eating shit, you laugh because innately you know you're happy.

not to be that real person who just ate shit down those stairs for that movie. Even though you also know, it's just a movie and it wasn't even like the actor. I totally disagree. I think that people, I do. I think people don't care. I think people

in our industry and people we know, we appreciate movies in a way that I think the general population just doesn't. And they don't care if it's a stunt guy or if it's CGI or if it's SORA or whatever. And I think they're going to stop making movies.

I'm saying a weird same thing as you. Okay. I think they're going to stop making movies. Oh, yeah, they are. And so they won't have anything else to appreciate other than this bullshit that's about to come out. And what I'm saying is also kind of what you're saying, which is they don't care. And so they won't care at all. Like they won't even care enough to watch them is what I'm saying.

I'm saying we innately know now just because of pop culture and everything that goes into these things. And at a certain point, we're going to know that it's not a real thing and we won't care. And there'll be another one right after it. Like, it's just, it'll be soup. Who cares? Well, what is going to happen first, I think, is I think they're going to, the studios are going to start to use AI with real actors. Why studios? Why does it even matter?

Why can't it a kid just do it? That's still a way to make a lot of money is you put Ryan Gosling as the lead and he is, they're paying him a bunch of money, he's the lead. But then all the background is AI, the background actors are AI, the sets are AI.

Why can't they just make a hot AI person a star and then pay nobody anything? They have. I don't think they will, I said at first. This is how they're going to ease over the next decade or so, maybe hopefully longer. They will anchor it with a few main actors that you know that you like.

And then everything else, that's how they cost down. That's what, you know, movies now cost 50. Even movies that you're like, oh, that's a small movie. It costs like $50 million. Things are fucking expensive. That's because the scope of movies are larger or it's just that's the dollar. That's how much they cost. Why are movies that expensive?

The dollar. The inflation has gone up. Also, like, our unions are pretty strong, so they've gotten great deals for, you know, below the line people. For people, like, background actors make good money. So if you have a big, if you have a, I mean, it's great unless you're the movie studio and you're trying to cut costs, you know. Well, fuck them. I would, I say spread, spread it out. Yeah.

But what they're going to do is they're going to annihilate everyone and just make them all AI. Yes, because at the end of the day, studios will say, fuck humans. we will fund non-humans and that's taking money out of actual people's pockets and that's where society becomes a complete disaster. You have to care about people. As the big person with the money, you have to care. And I think like Adam's saying, they won't, they won't care. Right. They'll go, oh, that's Ryan Gosling. It's enough for me. And then to my point, they'll stop caring completely. The person at the top has to care for anything to matter and Obviously, everything is slanting towards the people at the top of our society do not give a fuck about us.

Why do you suddenly have an accent when you're turning into it? He's in character. Let him cook. Okay. I'm just saying that's the baseline of this thing. And I think that's the hard lesson everybody's learning. This is important is that the people up top do not really give a fuck. It's a hard pill to swallow.

At what point, how do we destruct that? I don't know, but everybody feels the same thing that the people up top with all the shit do not give up. Yeah, but how funny are those videos of Ders's buddy arguing at airports? They're very funny. They're very funny. I've got videos of me kissing so many of my friends, and I didn't kiss them, man.

I didn't kiss them. They're funny enough. No, I've seen you kiss a lot of your friends, actually, so I know you've kissed them. Shut up, bitch. Well, yeah, you have to have the initial photo of me kissing them. But then when you put it into the AI, I'm like kissing them harder and my hair is in the wind. Has music lost any ground here yet? I feel like...

And music's lost all the ground. No, no, no. I know, like, as far as like... People getting paid. No one buys albums anymore. It's just all... And now they're just doing, like, music festivals, all that. I'm talking about has AI taken over any aspect of music yet?

I think that's about to happen. Timberlin got very heated on. He has an AI artist. and then also they found him like he had like this beat competition and he loaded it like beats he was getting from people and loaded it into AI and people were like recognizing it yeah it's it's already begun it's already begun but like there's no album that anybody's bought yet

that's like all it you hear like oh it's Kanye covering the Brady Bunch theme song but like right right is there anything yet well what I think it's gonna how it's going to start is it's going to be jingles. Like every commercial you see there's like a jingle and it could be like a song that you know or kind of know. It's going to be all of those are going to be AI and they're like make it sound like the Rolling Stones but not the Rolling Stones and then. Right. I have another chat that I'm on that I have a friend who runs like words through an AI thing and then it spits out a song with those buzzwords in the styling of whatever and they're usually yeah, they're pretty funny. So there is a

an AI band called the Velvet Sundown which sounds like an AI name. You know when it's like named AI, when it's like AI names something, you're like either Isaac named it or it's AI and it's probably both. Because I,

I talked to, with Isaac about anything creative, he's like, well, you can just use AI. Fuck rock, getting radical. Put it in chat GPT and I'm like, no dude. I refuse. I'm like, I'm going to use my brain. He's like, okay, I just use chat GPT. Good luck. Actually pretty good. You're actually talking to chat GPT right now.

They got 1 million plays on Spotify and music insiders say listeners should be warned. Yeah, but people are listening for the experiment. They're like, what is it? Let me listen to it. It's not like people are jamming to it. Yeah, I don't know. It's not a hit yet. Oh, boy. This is important. Any tape back to apologies, any epic slams. You know, I want to take back if I got anybody depressed or anything. like, I do believe in the future. I do believe in humans.

I thought you're going to take back slamming the people at the top. If you are at the top, JK, I love you. No, you got to. We got to share the wealth. We got to care about our fellow humans. If you're sitting on all the cash, you got to spread it. Well, didn't Elon just, I just saw some tweet or whatever he posted about X that he posted saying like AI is going to take. No one will have a job anymore.

And having a job will be something if you want to do it, you can. It'll be like gardening. And I'm like, that's such a billionaire person. Kind of. Like, I'm kind of hyped. Thank you, God. I mean, yeah, in theory, that sounds cool. But that's not going to be the case.

But we need a purpose. I need a purpose. Yeah, what is our, what is our human person? It can't just be trying to keep batteries away from my children. For real. Absolutely. Yeah, what is our pure? Yeah, I think that.

The purpose of humanity. What is it? I mean, people like doing shit. People like building stuff. I mean, look. With no romance. Elon's built plenty of stuff. When there's no romance, there's no reason to do anything. I saw an interview with whoever, I don't think he's the chat GPT guy. Altman.

Yeah, Sam. He is. This guy's a fucking knucklehead. This woman goes, so what does it look like in 10 years from now? And he goes, honestly, that's just, that's too far ahead. She's like, that's too far. He's like, it's too far to even know. And she's like, but like, what are people going to be doing for jobs? And he's like, you know, they'll probably look back at us on this podcast and think,

oh my God, I feel so bad for you that you had to do that when they have some high paying job, you know, driving a spaceship to Mars or something. And I'm like, guys, what the fuck are we talking about? Are you out of your mind in 10 years? No one is going to be getting paid a lot of money to fly a spaceship to Mars. But she just was like, all right, yeah, cool. What? I mean, smoke weed every day.

Yeah, there's, I mean, they're all just snake oil salesmen just going like this. It's crazy. Remember when everyone, when Zuckerberg was like the Metaverse, you better, you better actually buy property in the Metaverse because it's going to be worth a lot of money. And then people were buying, there was like a street in the Metaverse. A million dollar house, right? People were buying like a million dollar. And now no one even, I mean, I got my goggles. out. Yeah. Are you trying to get us to buy your house in the Metaverse?

Have you guys want to strap in? I see what's happening. I see what's happening. Is this for sale? Is this another commercial? If you want to strap in and want to spend $1.3 million next to the Nike store, I got a property available. It's wild. Well, hey, with that said, I did watch weapons last night and I thought it was fantastic. I really liked it. I liked the cinema of it. I thought it was well done. Yeah. I'm excited to see it. I've yet to see it. You should watch it. It's cool. The storytelling is interesting.

I liked it a lot. And home girls off the chain. I saw a cool indie movie called Last Stop in Yuma County. There we go. Shout out to our indie boys. That was a very cool. It felt like early Tarantino-esque. It was pretty radical.

This is new? Yeah. Maybe a year old. Oh, okay. Humans doing human things. So does anyone know what Isaac is talking about? Out of nowhere in the chat, Isaac goes. Who?

Hooters are ditching the short shorts. Oh, no, no, no. Early, he goes, this is interesting, but the new slash old owners are bringing back more modest orange shorts and getting rid of the short shorts. And I just wrote, what? We haven't mentioned Hooters once.

We weren't talking about Hooters at all. And then he, I go, what? And then 10 minutes goes by, or several minutes goes by. And he goes, Hooters are ditching the short shorts. The owner said no more buttcheeks in the restaurant. I think maybe he was talking to Siri and it went on to the chat. But whoever is talking to chat GPT is like, what's going on with those short shorts at Hooters? That would be a funny thing for this is important to talk about.

Should the guys talk about that? Hey, well, the good news is, but actually the bad news is skimpy uniforms are out. Skimpy uniforms are out. Modesty is in. Okay. As Hooters founders take back control of the chain. As long as you don't change the color, I love that color orange. I don't care how it's presented.

I love the color orange. It could be baggy sweatpants. I mean, yeah, all right, whatever. I don't think anyone was there at Hooters for the ass cheeks. That's not what it was. I mean, it wasn't called the cheeks or cheekies. That would be cool. And we've covered the leggings.

We've covered it all, baby. How they wear those leggings and they just look so strange. I love it. The, like, stockings. Like, loves it. As long as they keep those, and they keep the color orange. Now, this is important. Out of nowhere, Isaac's like, this is really interesting.

What are you talking about? God, I love it. Isaac's got a take back. He's the best. All right. Guys, I don't know. When is this podcast going to come out? Todd, hit us with it.

When is this one coming out? Not next week, but the next week. So is that, are we... Are we in Vegas right now? Are we going to Vegas? Is this definitely going to. Vegas. Are we en route? Are we about to be in Vegas?

Two days before. So this is out two days before the Vegas show, baby. Dude, get your tickets. There's still some tickets. Get them. I'm so excited. I'm going to stick around, try to stay there for F1. But my wife's friend is getting married on that Saturday.

Oh, God. This is the way. So I cannot be there for the F1. I think there's like a prelim or something on. Friday that I'm going to try to go to. My God, what a bummer for me. Come out to the show. It's a human experience. It's going to be so fun.

We're in the building. It's going to be a blast. The Cosmopolitan, Chelsea Theater. November 20th. That's right. Get out here. November 20th, baby. This is important live. It's going to be crazy. It is going to be wild. And by the way, special guests. Lots.

You better believe it. And you know Isaac's going to be there. You know Isaac's going to be there. We're piercing his dick. After saying that. I'm just saying that in the chat. We're piercing his dick. Sorry.

Sorry about it. Isaac can come out in the new and improved Hooters outfit. Hooters, if you're listening. Can you send us probably 2XL? It's like the Hooters City jersey. I love it. Absolutely. Yes, modesty is in.

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