This Is Important - EP 273: Live From Las Vegas: The Guys See A Hooker & F1

Episode Date: December 2, 2025

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The win can guss just right And suddenly I'm fully erect I only wore this shirt To jack off into it later Ow, I just chipped my teeth on my dick Buckle up Oh hell yeah

You guys want to see something cool What's that? Watch my body as soon as we sit down Yep That's kind of cool, right? Yeah, that kind of just melts into the couch. That's cool, though, right? Wake up!

When you were running around, I was thinking that was looking pretty good, but now it's very much not looking good. Yeah, yeah. What's up, CIA Nation? Good to be here. Las Vegas. Lots of dirty, nasty things are happening out there. lots. And definitely

in here, I shick my dick for you guys. Dude. I didn't want to do that, but you made me. My wife Chloe is off to the side of the stage right now, looking very disappointed. Chloe, you're the back. She's actually gone. She left

with those guys. Yeah, that seems right. She's with Thunder Jessica. There she is. They're carrying her away. Yeah. I guess that's what they do in Australia? I don't know. Keep it going from the Thunder from Down Under. Those guys are pretty fucking cool right those guys were cool backstage before they were all like stretching and I'm like for sure for sure wrecked my back yeah doing all about I'm in a lot of pain right now for sure dude I was surprised at the amount of break dancing going on that

was pretty sick by me yeah thank you the way your body moves it's hypnotizing thank you you know I just I recently re-injured my back nice yeah I did uh I did another commercial with my boy Marshawn Lynch. Okay. Yeah. Okay. And, uh, dude, he, uh, he was like, yo, chest bump me. We jump up and chest bought me like in the commercial. I'm like, all right. And I did it. And then he's like, I'm going to give some juice to this one. I'm like, I don't know what that means. It's steroids. And then he hit me. I flew like 15 feet and then threw out my back. Yeah. And the rest of the commercial was trash, dude. But you got up like, ha ha, did they get that? that was funny

call 911 yeah it was mostly I'm injured I'm injured Isaac meet me in my trailer I ha ha ha ha I do love

Las Vegas man this is one of my favorite cities I've got some It's pretty rad It's pretty rad I have some formative memories here Did your families ever vacation here Or did they take you on

vacations that you would like as a child? Yeah like Disney It was more Disneyland and stuff like that. Yeah, my dad was always like, I'll take you someplace better than Disneyland. Circus, Circus. Oh, yeah. And it's not better than Disneyland. I'll tell you what.

But we were staying at the Circus Circus, and then I saw outside that there's just these guys handing out little cards with naked women on them. Oh, yeah. Have you seen these naked women cards? Is this the 90s? These, yeah, this was 19, what, 97 or something. And they're handing out, like, naked women, like, trading cards and with just tits and ass. Your boobs are huge. And my God, I was like, my dad was in the bathroom and I'm like, oh, my, oh, no, dang, mom, this is going to take forever.

Dad's going to be in there forever. And she's like, he's finishing up. He'll be done any minute. I'm like, I'm going to go shit in the lobby. And she's like, you don't have to. You can just wait one minute and he'll be done. And I'm like, I'm going right now. Got a turtle had spoken out.

And so I went to the lobby and then sprinted to the street and collected every card I could find. Oh, hell yeah. And then, like, went to the, like, the little rack where they have the newspapers and stuff. Pamplets? Yeah, and then I'm taking those that are just, like, pamphlets for... Water parks, bookers.

Titties, okay. Different, different. And then I would stuff them down my pants, and then I dead sprinted back to the circus. Circus, circus. Yeah. And then I'd come back just sopping wet, just like drenched in sweat, being like... I couldn't find the toilet, so it was super far away, and then I really had to strain to get it out.

Okay, whatever. And this is why it's a problem that we just have porno... Yeah, let's talk about it. In our pockets on our computers. We used to have to run around and work for it. You used to have to work for it. You really had to grind for your porno. I almost said popcorn.

What the fuck? That too, though. I don't want to get into it, but like... that too I would say if you were a kid that grew up in Las Vegas in the 90s okay that's what's up

yeah you were very fortunate how close in proximity you were right to porno yeah what is it I'm sure you were riding your bike to the strip to get the local to get that new trading card you're trading it with your friends

yeah yeah what was it like was it cool can we can we get like a a show of applause or whatever of a show of applause a sound of applause whatever who here is a local okay versus who's here visiting okay very cool that sounds like 5248 yeah yeah that's almost it sounded exactly like that you're right it's more business for sure of that is everybody in town

for F1 or? Oh! Yeah. Oh. Yeah. I haven't heard this reaction before. I like this. They're like, oh, they drive cars.

So do I. I'm with you. I'm with you. I do think the F1 stuff is cool. But then you'll be out there and, I mean, there's some beautiful accents out there. And then you're like in the same area as the people that have this beautiful accent. And you're like,

oh, that's a beautiful French accent. And then the same French accent that you hear minutes later is horrific sounding. It's like a... And it just goes to show there's white trash everywhere. We're all out here.

You're saying it's like French trailer park sounding. Right. Yeah, but you know the... It sounds like the Kyle of France. Yeah. What do they call that? What is water in French?

Aqua. La Pocene is a pool, motherfucker. You asking the wrong guy about that. Damn! You want to talk pools? He got you. You want to talk pools? Where's the Sandpiper Aquatics team at?

It's a local swim team. Damn, she really tried to offer up some helpful information, and you said, Shut up, bitch. What's on your shirt? It's Sailor Moon, but in, like, Game of Thrones? Who cares? It's Sailor Moon. It's Sailor Moon, but Game of Thrones.

You don't like Formula One? I think F1 needs some better merch Like I really want to make a shirt that says If I see a prostitute, I'm gonna F1 Is that, you saw that? Wouldn't I sell the shit out of that? And then on the back it says, And then if I see a couple, I'm on an F2 at once.

This is what Adam and I, This is what we like and don't love about Blake Anderson. See, Blake, if you just had this idea, idea two months ago you could have told Isaac we could have sold that shirt fuck everyone would have bought it okay well check the website in my child could afford it up and my child could afford diapers I didn't think of it until I saw the car drive by and then I saw a prostitute and I'm like I want to F one and then I was like that that's actually a good shirt wow yeah dude I what is it How is it again? Because it's a long one.

Well, the front says, if I see a prostitute, I'm going to F1. And then the back says, if there's a couple, I'll F2 at once. The back I need to work on, but the front is solid. Yeah, the front. In fact, it might only be the front. You might not even need the... It might not need a back hit. I don't know.

I'm workshopping it with you guys. We're going to come out of here with the T-shirt. Yeah. Dude, I saw Isaac and I flew here and, yeah, via plane. Pretty crazy. And there was this, like, this guy who is, like, kind of creepy, you know? He kept going, ugh. Okay.

And I was like, that's a fun noise. And then, yesterday, I see him walk into the Baccarat. Is it Baccarat? Baccarat? Okay. Baccarat. Yeah. Whatever.

You sound like a weird French guy, right? Right trash, French guy. Bar at the, where was that, the win? And Chloe and I were there, and this guy comes walking in, and I'm like, oh, shit, the mohn guy found me. And then he's looking at his phone, and then these two scantily clad women that were alone at the bar, they're looking at their phone. They look up at him, and then he goes, grunted at them. Was this Mr. Bean?

And then they got up and left with him. That's how it works? I guess so, dude. Whoa. Any vocals know how I can F-1? Yeah, I guess, yeah. Maybe that's like the workaround so that you don't get like in a sting operation. You're like, I never said anything.

Yeah. I just grunted at them. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I was thinking like now that we're in Vegas, you know, we're older now. We used to come here as young bucks and like. threw my back down you used to think back in the day like when we're in our young 20s it's like the most you could fuck up in Vegas was like you overdraw you know you overdraw your account a little bit right yeah but now the stakes are really high like we could really fuck our lives up out here dude right yeah yeah and then and all i got was this lousy t-shirt right maybe that's the back I effed one ruined my life and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and all I got was this lousy t-shirt right maybe that's the back I effed one ruined my life and all I got was this lousy t-shirt right t-shirt.

And herpes. Right. On the sleeve. Yeah. Just kidding. And then on the inside, and herpes and syphilis and gonorrhea. There's like an ellipsey's.

It goes down to the socks. Athlete's foot somehow. Showered at her place. She's actually a sweet lady who lives with her mom. Yeah. It's a really complicated situation. I'm moving in.

What happens in Vegas ends up pretty sad. What happens in Vegas, I ended up staying in Vegas. I lived. here now. I have been in Vegas. That's cool. I'm into it. That's cool.

And now you're just like taking out some F1 daughter to the lions who were in that sad cages out there. Oh. That's last time I was in Vegas. I went and saw these lions, the MGM lion progeny. Is that still around? Okay. Well, we are working

for MGM currently, so. You guys said no, so it's gone. And are you guys happy about that? or, like, kind of sad because it was kind of cool. I saw... I bet it was tight. I saw a lady feeding just ground beef out of, like, a beach bag

through a fence to an actual lion. Wait, this was not someone who, like, was a caretaker of the animals? No, dude, this was sad. That's why everyone's like, no, it's gone onters. Yeah, well, you can't softball

pitch raw meat to lions, dude. That's... She was doing. doing it. She seems like a legend to me. That's like the third, the sister of Siegfried and Roy. Helga.

Helga, the lion tamer. With their beach bag of raw. Sounds like it. They had a giraffe too. It was a bad setup. Okay. I like that. They do have a lot of sick shows. Besides that sad lion, they do have a lot of sick shows in Vegas. Oh yeah.

I remember coming here like a long, came with my, my dad is in the audience, by the way. Shout out to my dad. What up? Where's our boy, Tim? Tim, put your hand up. Buy him a shot, okay? Hands up.

Timmy. Love you, dad. My dad. Stand up, Tim. He's kind of short. No, that's not you. You're not my dad. You're a woman.

You're a woman. It's hell of smoky in here. My dad doesn't want to stand up. Actually, my dad probably left when Thunder from Down Under came out. He's like, God. Damn, I knew it. Yeah. He had to go to the bathroom to jerk off.

Yeah. I told him not to do that. But I came when I was... I think I came when I was 18 and I saw like... You what? You what when you... You what? That segue was...

Dad, I have something to tell you. I came when I was 18. Wild. No, we went and saw like fucking David Copperfield, dude. No, I bet that was a good one. Does David Copperfield still run this city? we're my fucking David Copperfield day woman fuck Chris Angel bro

No I'm kidding Chris Angel seems cool I think he's gone I think they like found a woman in a box Oh is he like canceled? Oh well I'll tell you what David Copperfield in the 90s bro he used to just His magic trick was just

He flew so he'd just be like Talking and then he'd just be like Yeah yeah yeah yeah And then he'd fly around the theater and I was like Well I guess I wasn't that little but I can't That's when I came, yeah. Then he made his career disappear. He was so cool.

David Copperfield? David Copperfield? Okay, you know what? Guess what? First points of the day goes... Yes, points! Copperfield. If you guys didn't hear it, she said David Coppafeel, I believe.

Oh, I thought she said Cockerfield, which I liked as well. What you said? Did you say, Copepheel? Oh, so I think I just kind of like improved it. J.K. That's a puncho. J.K. Routherlings. That's a punch of.

She's on team. J.K. Rowling. I also saw Blue Man group, which was fucking cool. Yes. Well, that's one. Those guys were geniuses because there was one guy

who was like, oh, what if I just painting myself blue and beat the drums? Yeah. And then get two friends that are like, this is a stupid-ass idea.

And then it became a hit. And then he just goes, and then now another guy's going to paint himself blue. And I'm just going to collect check. It doesn't have to be me. And that's why I'm Actually, not Adam.

Oh, shit. He's Adam. He's Adam, actually, he is. Yeah, that would have been really cool. Yeah, those guys are crazy. It's like, uh, get new friends or something, right? Right. It's like, you do the same thing with the same people all the time.

It's sad. Like, move on. It's a little sad. Or something. Yeah. How many more minutes? You know, I like the Blue Man group. Yeah, they're up the chain.

dude, are you kidding me? They've got the fluorescent paint and shit and they don't... Anytime people don't have to talk and they can entertain you, I'm into it. Right.

Mr. Bean, which we've already mentioned weirdly twice already. It's not even that weird. But for me, will you name just one more? One more person who doesn't talk

and makes me laugh? Yeah. Who? Say Ron Jeremy? That's what I heard. The hedgehog himself. I heard that. Legend.

Wayman. Great call. Nailed it. Wayman, arguably the funniest silent actor of our time. RIP, Waman, man. The fucking legend, dude. Absolutely. And for those of you who think we're kidding, he actually did pass away. Yeah, he did. This is real. This is a real moment. Honestly, an awesome guy. Back to boners. Back to boners.

You came when you were a team, though? Great guy. And also, my favorite porno star. Yeah. Yeah, he was in a porno. He was in a porno. And he was the best version of being in a porno possible because he did not have sex with anyone. Because if you're in a porno and you have sex with someone,

then you're in a porno having sex with someone. But he just walks into a kitchen with two people on an industrial kitchen table, and he goes, and walk out. See, said nothing, got a laugh. Oh, my God. The best. He's a tight butt hole.

That's true. Butthole. What was the name? Of the porno? I don't know. No, I'm asking you, Blake, you know. I do not know the name of it. I think you can, it's Googlable.

You want me to Google porno in front of all these people? Yeah. Does anyone have the Wi-Fi password? Hey, when you type in P on your search bar, does it immediately come up Pornhub? I delete the search, so it doesn't go

there right away. Yeah, because I'm looking at my search bar. And I'm like, as soon as my son is over like four years old, I've got to change this shit. Okay, so. Because I even hover near the pee, and it's like, I know what you want to look at. Can I tell you something? You won't. Yeah, you're right.

I won't. So the first search is a Reddit post, and it says, 99, okay, and people are air dropping me. 99% sure. Waymond is in this porno. And it's like, it's definitely a short Asian-type man type. I bet he smells a wildly potent cologne. And then that's it. Racist!

Yeah. I don't think he smelled wildly anything. No, yeah. It wasn't that wild. It was a pretty normal smell. Yeah, but other than that, yeah, then it's a porn hub link, and I don't want to click that because... Play it.

Dude, we're in Vegas, man. Sin City. Okay. Here we go. I'm not doing it, man. I'm not doing it. Just give your driver's license. Get over it.

I know. But I feel like this is... I love doing these live shows because there's a huge portion of the crowd that are... This is important fans. And thank you for being here. Yeah.

We love you. And then also some people that just were like, I don't know, what's the show at the Chelsea Theater? Yeah. And they're here. This is important.

It sounds important. They're like 65 years old going, what the fuck is this? this. Yeah. They're like, yeah. They were male

strippers and then they started live Googling porno on stage. My fucking wife came three times already. And I got a

buzz ball out of the deal. Did anybody I chipped my tooth on a goddamn buzz ball? He hit me square in the eye.

I like how we're doing 60-year-old impressions as if they're 900 years old. You know who's 60 is fucking Isaac.

Dude. Yeah. Damn near. it damn near it which actually I feel I feel like Isaac can we can I get a beer up yeah I said can we get cold beers because these are room tap room here comes in Isaac in the wild come on Isaac okay I'm sure I'm sweet whoo who Isaac let's see it I take it up I took mine off Isaac I took mine off Isaac Isaac

Isaac get in the light so so funny story Adam likes to butt fuck I love butt fuck and I I think it's a funny story, but at the end of the story, but I both fuck I say. Yeah. It's a funny story. It's a funny story. It's a short story. It's a funny podcast.

That's all fucking story. That Michael Boubley song hit so damn hard when you're freaking... Dude, I thought that was like an old song, but that's just Michael Boubley from like 2004. What? Boobley fucks.

Dude. There's no doubt in my mind. Look. And I'm feeling you. and so you guys have been singing this song for the last 12 hours for some reason yeah yeah anything anytime something kind of cool happens we just look at each other and go and I'm feeling good all the locals are like a song that like the rat pack would sing to each other

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Predominantly, as a word, was just kind of like, I'm a word of predominantly. It means mostly. And then we were like predominantly white, predominantly black. And predominantly is like, what the fuck? I used to just be a word and now I'm about how many people of what race are here?

What's happening? Yeah, like, what if your cheeseburger is predominantly cheese? Does that mean it has more cheese than me? Yeah. I'm fucking smart as hell, dude. Yeah, that's that's what I mean. That's literally exactly what that means. You don't fuck. This is important. I've just never heard

it instituted that way. I know, because we linked it with just races and predominantly is like, bail me out, homie. So from now on, When you guys, if you go to order any, like, in and out or what the fuck ever, be like, and I'd like that, and I would like that double, double predominantly cheese. Hey, and then. And I'm feel. Or ask if it's predominantly meat.

So is it double double predominantly meat? Or is it predominantly bread? And this 16-year-old behind the counter? like, look, man, I don't get paid enough for this shit. Brough. Order, dude. Motherfuckers spell predominantly. Actually, Blake, can you spell predominately?

Absolutely. Ain't no way. 100%. Do it, dude. Sure. Nantley. Predominantly. Hold on. PR. P.R.E.

P.R.E. Pre. Pr. No, I can't. I don't know if it's pre or pro, but I think it's pro. I think it's pro. It's not pro dominantly. It's pre-dominently. You think it's pre, like it's before it was dominating?

I think it's like a professional dominatingness. We've written TV shows and movies. This goes to show you can be so dumb. I'm going to put the mic out like this. It's pro, correct? You lose. See? You are so dumb.

Look up. I also don't have to spell pre-dominately. I also think it might be per. It's not per dominantly. It's pre. No, it's P-R-R, like a cat. Like a sweet little kitty cat. Dude, the fact that people think

you're the smart one of the group and then they hear something like this, you can't tell time, you think it's pro-dominately. You're a stupid dumbass. See, if I would have... I'd have nothing. If I would have gone with my initial thought,

Did you find it? I would have spelled it correctly. Yeah. But we've been over this. Well, it's really actually pretty easy. It's exactly what you think it is. P. R.O. Pre. Dom.

I nantily. That's not spelling. You know that, right? That's not how you spell it. The first letter is pre. Yeah, but that's not spelling. You're just enunciating how to pronounce it. Predominantly.

But that's not spelling, Blake. Who said that? I just spelled predominantly. That's not spelling. Spelling is saying the letters. In order.

P-R-E-D-O-M-I-N-A-N-T-L-Y. Is your goddamn hair growing into your brain? I like that this dude just said, no, I've got it up on Google, bitch. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What if I got in a fight over spelling? No, fuck this guy, dude. I would have, I would love that.

audience would too. And I got my ass kick too. No, man, that's not I know that's how you spell. Oh, Jesus. I keep that often, like, there's so many times throughout the day that I'm going throughout my day where, and let me ask you guys, do you guys do this, where you're going throughout your day, and then someone will say something that you're like, ah, fuck,

I want to fight this guy. Or they might just do something or be aware. Like they call you stupid and dumb in front of 800 people? Yeah. I'm pissed now! Or they, or, or, or, you, or, or, they might just be doing something at the gym that you're like, oh, this asshole, and you're like, I want to fight that guy. And how many times if you were to fight them,

they would actually kick your ass? I think maybe 100%. Right. Fucking thing sucks! If you're like me, you've already, like, you're predominantly ready to okay. Like, eye gouged. You're like, he's huge.

But guess what? He's going to lose an eye, and every time he looks in a mirror when I'm dead and he's still alive. he's going to see that he's got one fucking eye because he fucked with the wrong dude. That's actually a great idea. You go eyes, I go nuts. I'm like, how quickly could I...

You just need to get in there, huh? Hit him in the nuts. Right. Yeah, I think that's a... Where do you go? Nuts or eyes? I just start kissing him furiously.

I knew. I knew that's where that was going. Like the other day, the other day I was at the gym. And I talked about this on the podcast, but I'm not the fucking gym, Right? And this kid, he's, like, probably 16 years old, and he has a tripod, and he's working out in front of a tripod, and he's FaceTiming his friends, and he's flexing for them. Sure. And I'm like, this fucking kid.

And I'm looking for- I do. That's my thing. I'm looking for a bar, and he turns around and goes, excuse me, can I help you? Yeah. And I go, no, I'm just looking for a bar, and he goes, well, maybe I can help. And I'm like, well, you're actually using the bar that I was going to use, but I can find my own bar. And he goes, you know what? I'm going to give you my bar.

Here you go. And if you take it and go over there and you wait your turn, then you can use that piece of equipment and go about your day. And I'm like, all right, and then I had to say take you. He hit you with the go about your day? Oh, hey, I don't know, dude.

You gave him too much wiggle room. You got to immediately go, and he says, can I help you? You breeze past saying, doubt it. Oh. And I'm free. And then he goes. He goes, that's my daddy.

And then it's whatever. Then you say, you go over there. Oh, fuck. You gave too much more of hindsight. You blaked the whole situation. I did. I blaked the whole situation. And, but instead of doing that, he gave me the bar.

So I felt like, oh, fuck, now I got to go over there and wait my turn like a bitch. I'm 42 years old. He's 16. Your boobs are huge. And then he says to his friends who he's FaceTiming with, he goes, see, boys, I chose kindness today and I'm like No. Wow. I want to fucking And then for the next

30 minutes I was working out it was just me thinking of the legality of me murdering this 16 year old. I'm like are you in more trouble legally by murdering an underage kid? I don't think so. Or is it that the same amount of murder?

Huh? Well it's definitely the same amount of murder. Same amount of murder. It's one murder. It's one murder, but are you in more murder trouble? Murdering, like, but then you, like, but then the judge goes on his social media and he goes, well. Right, right, right, right, right. Look at this guy.

Look at this guy. This guy's a fucking asshole. Yeah. We're not saying it's okay to kill kids. No. Until you never check out there. Absolutely not. Please don't take that.

Please don't take that. And not, we're not, and we're also not saying never. No, no, no. We're not saying never. We're saying let's look at their social media and see how shitty they are. are right and then judge accordingly according right the legality of that yes if they if they're predominantly pieces of shit see then the judge looks right at me and goes and I'm feeling good was he predominantly meat was he predominantly meat was he predominantly meat yeah you know

I'm asking. No, he wasn't that swole of a... There's some swall, 16-year-old kids that work out of my gym, but he wasn't that swall. I'm more swole, I would say. What's the story with this gym? I live on the beach in Southern California, and there's just some jacked-ass kids.

I mean, kids were not this jacked when I was a kid. Right. Oh, yeah. These kids have gotten fucking jacked, dude. They're not even athletes. They're like, I don't want to play sports. That's too much bullshit. I'm just going to work out get jacked probably by the time they're 18 come yep uh is that what your teen up yes i'm gonna come

um why'd you make him come yeah everybody's coming yeah a friend of mine i saw a post on facebook the other day she was like hey does anyone know any um bodybuilding specific trainers for my 15 year old son, he wants to get into bodybuilding. Last year, he was into power lifting at 14, but this year he wants to get into bodybuilding. Just chill, dude.

And I was like, fuck, I wish my parents. I know. Because, God damn, I'd be such a hunk. If I started at 15, and that's why I'm just the regular man I you see before you. Yeah. I am busy you for it more you are. Yeah. I feel like parents are way ahead

ahead of it with their kids now. They know to train them really young. Blake, you're a parent. And I'm telling my kids to play more modern warfare and first person shooters. Like, you've got to get in there. You've got to put in the time. When my kids are like,

I want to play outside, I'm safe. You can play outside when you play your video games for two hours. Right. After you save the world! I need you in there, in the battlefield, and accurate, please. I'm talking Mountain Dew deals, dude.

I didn't realize we were about to get real tonight. Yeah, is it harder to become a professional, like, athlete, or is it harder to become a professional gamer? E-gamer? Well, everyone can play a video game. Not everybody. If you have thumbs, you can play a video game, right? Yeah, but it doesn't mean you're going to be good at.

Like, everyone can hold the baseball. That's not what I'm saying. I remember with my father in the audience, him coming and, like, into my room and being like, coming. Why do I keep saying that? You keep, this is, in front of your father, you keep saying coming over and over and over again. Like, hey, son, like, what are you doing? Playing your video games. Hey, let me play a little. And you're like,

I can't stop coming! But, like, it was kind of one of the first times where it's like, oh, like, I can kick my dad's ass in video games easily. Like, I start to feel bad. Like, I don't want to beat him. But never in real life. Cool, dude. Oh, no, he could still beat the shit. Yeah, I know. He's a little wrestler. Tim. That's right.

That's got a small cheer. But I'm sorry. Everyone who has thumbs can play video games. Yes, they can't play them well, but they can't. It's not like fucking flipping over a pommel horse or some shit. Right, right. What kind of dumb-ass sport do you choose, dude?

You always pick the most obscure thing, like a pommel horse. Who can do that? Not everybody. Well, sure, but I'm talking about like a baseball cost like $2. I know, but everyone can, I'm trying to think of something that's very difficult to Catching a football is harder than having thumbs.

Correct. Correct? Is it harder to have thumbs, or is it harder to catch a football? Catch it, bitch! You guys see what I'm dealing with? Okay, Anders, I guess it's easier to have thumbs. So I'm saying the pool of video gamers is everybody with thumbs, and therefore it's probably harder to become a professional gamer

than a professional athlete. And I'm feeling. Either you have diarrhea or you don't. I don't. Do you? I also bet, like, you keep saying, like, thumbs, like, that's the fucking shit you have to have to play video games. You don't necessarily need thumbs to play video games.

Yeah, there's people who use their feet, which I didn't know about. So, oh, people use feet? Can I tell you things? Let me tell you one thing about people using feet to play video games. They're not going pro. Oh, shit. I'm looking at a nightmare. You also have to have vision.

Okay, but say, say like I'm playing in an arcade, like Mortal Kombat, and I'm just going to put the mic here just as a placeholder. I don't even know what's happening over here now. Why are you putting the mic there as a placeholder? Blake, are you good? I'm just putting it here as a placeholder. Yeah, I bet. Should we go?

But I don't need thumbs to grip the joystick. Like, say I'm playing Mortal Kombat. Are you at a stand-up arcade? Yeah, so I'm at a stand-up arcade. Boo, party foul, Blake. That was Coke Zero from earlier. Don't worry, the beer is fine. Don't interrupt my demonstration.

Fair enough. Fair enough. So if I'm playing like this, No thumb. Yeah. It's still good. I can still go, ow, I just chip my teeth on my dick.

I guess I'm talking about video games with a controller, not standing it in an arcade. Like, it's fucking 1988. Yeah, but a lot of professional video gamers play with a computer, right? That's true. And you don't need a thumb for a mouse. No. No thumb necessary.

I'm with you. I'm with you. I like how you guys are. Yeah. I'm with you. I like how you guys are. your own dick so quickly. I just saw...

Is this... Is this work? You guys are pretending like people don't play with their thumbs for some reason. No, no, no. They play with their thumbs. No, it's just...

What are we doing here? What are we doing here? No, it's just your argument. All of a sudden, you're like, oh, fucking, like, dudes could be on pommel horses, and that already, I'm already like, where the fuck am I?

And then you're like, keep talking about thumbs with video. You're still thinking about those guys in the pommel horse, huh? I am thinking about that. Absolutely. Okay. And I'm feeling good.

Damn it. Damn it. Yeah. You are so dumb. Thanks, man. What was it? That means the world to us, bro. Yeah, that is from my stand-up,

2019 world-famous Netflix special, Adam Devine, best time of our lives. Yeah, let's go. Shout out Netflix. But that exact same thing has happened to me, no less than three times since being in Vegas.

Oh, what? Where random strangers go, you got a tight butthole, man. Tight one of one. And I love it every time. So thanks for doing it, dog. I love you, dog. Thank you, man.

Damn. I really believe him. That's what's crazy. Blake, that's your dad. What the hell? Wait, Tim? He, like, really loves Adam. This is so interesting.

Yeah. Well, me and, me and Tim have a, weird, but he's not calling to, Blake. It's okay. It's weird. That's a deep cut. It's a deep cut.

Unfortunately, Kyle's dead to us, so he's not here. Yeah. I only wore this shirt to jack off into it later. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, to wipe our asses with it. F1 shirt. F1. If Kyle was here, I would F1, that doesn't work.

Yeah. That doesn't work. You would not F1. No. Do we get any Q&A questions? Oh, yeah. Isaac Horn. Your time to Sean, buddy.

Where's those Q&A's? Isaac, stop talking to Thunder from Down Under and get the fuck up here, man. I'm drunk now. Oh, my God. All right. Take it off, Isaac. It doesn't hit like the second son.

So it's your butthole. I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits. Punk rock, getting radical. So dumb. Okay, we got some questions. Hot, hot, hot. Q&A's. You guys have the hot cues. We got some sweet

sensual A's. Let me just do this real quick. If you opened a workaholic slash TII Brestorant, what would you call it? Ooh. Yeah, it's just a honey and like bread restaurant.

You said a restaurant. A restaurant, yeah. We recently on the podcast realized that Hooters is going out of business. And that that made us all very sad. Specifically, Blake, he started to cry, it got weird. It was weird. I feel like we could do, since we did, like, a Jugolo's episode,

maybe something about, like, jugs, like, it could be just straight up Jugger Ho. Like, Jugahos. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Juggahos could be a cool brush tree on. I told you guys that I saw a jugolo in the wild the other day. Oh, really? Yeah, I was back in Nebraska, and I was at a steakhouse in the middle of nowhere. And, like, the cornfields between Omaha and Lincoln, Nebraska.

That's... And I see him, he's probably, like, 14, 15, and he's with his, like, farm parents. Nice. We're in, like, overalls. And, but he's full makeup. Like, on an off day? It's not... It's a Friday.

Right. It's a Friday. He's full juggalo's makeup. Okay. And as I leave, I go, whoop, whoop. Some juggalo fans in the audience. And he did not give it back to me. He looked at me and go, what?

What's cool? What's cool? What's cool is you thought it was a juggalo, but it was just like a farm mime. Right. And he was feeling good. You know, I feel like they're ahead of the curb. We see all these people wearing, like, the animal ears

and, like, the tails now. Yeah, furries. And for some reason, we're told to, like, treat those people normally. when really we are right like they get a pass and juggaloes are freaks of nature

when really they all sit at the same lunch table right? Oh yeah absolutely so what's the deal? I don't think the furries are really treated that normally they are no no dude they walk amongst us way

more easily than juggalo well it's because they don't wear makeup and spray soda all over each other like but isn't that the good stuff what do they do? They just fuck each other and furry costumes. No, no, no, no. I don't know. We're in Las Vegas. There's like, there's like a thousand people here.

200 of these people are furries. That's true. They're here for the furry convention, which starts just after F1 ends. They're like, fuck, if only F1 would end. Where are these cat ears coming from? What's the thing? It's just anime? Yeah. I get that.

There's no soda involved? Okay. The name of the restaurant, I mean, there's got to be like a rancho cuckumongous tips. That's pretty good. That ain't rancho cuckumongue. It would have to be rancho cacomongous. Rancho cacomongus, and it's just, we get the guys from Thunder from Down Under with just big old floppy cops. Yeah, there it is.

Honestly, I would go to rancho cock humongous for wings. That's it. Actually, no, they have really good mozzarella sticks. Yeah. It's crazy. And jalapeno poppers, which is pretty wild. Juicy poppers.

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What's the elevator pitch for the abandoned Paramount Plus project? Well, and that's just Meg's from Canada. Meg's, you know that's the workaholics movie. And you got a hooter shirt. Hell yeah. And the elevator pitch was, it's the workaholics movie. Nucky grandma. RIP.

And nothing makes us more sad than for you to bring it up, Meg. Yeah. True. My God. Imagine if we had the workaholics movie. And before Whalen passed away, my God. Waylon. A lot of people are saying...

You said Whelan. Oh, that's my neighbor. He also passed away. He just passed away. I'll be right over here. No, my... Fuck, I blew that. Yeah.

No, if... I think Paramount Plus killed Weymond. Goodbye. That's cool. That's what you were leading up to? Yeah. That's a cool thing to say about a real guy. That's dark?

As your sense of humor changed after fatherhood? Has what? Has what? Your sense of humor changed after fatherhood. Yeah, didn't you just hear us talking about Jack 16-year-olds for fucking 15 minutes? No. Now I just observe. I was going to say, young boys.

What the fuck? Yeah, you said it, dude. You were going to say? Then you just said it. Then I did. I got to stop. By the way, if you're ever going to say something, you don't have to yeah that's true that's true uh i don't think so but like you you you you like compartmentalize

it right you got your around the house humor then you got your podcast humor yeah well my son's so young that i'm like uh no not at all but right you know maybe when he's 12 4 yeah 12 13 no it'll start before that. Trust me. Not me. I'm a bad guy. Duh. Favorite place to

spank it. From Jeremy. Favorite place to spank it. Well, like I said, I'm a new father and a husband, so it's always the toilet. Why do you think I'd take 45 minute long shits? Three times a day, honey.

Nice. That's a great question. I like that. really have to think of this one. Airplane. No. Airplane. It's scenarios like this.

Like honestly, like honestly, guys. Like, being in a hotel away from the fam, it's like finally daddy. It's a real treat. I shouldn't say daddy. But it's like, finally, I got a room to myself, man. I can, I can really. We got to work on yourself. I can really.

I can really send it back to high school. Did you say it's weird to say daddy? well like because I because I if anything I'm an advocate for fathers yeah who want to get one off I know but it was weird that I was about to be like daddy daddy got time off

he can really crank it yes we have to advocate for ourselves no one else is going to that's the exact right way to say daddy has time off he can crank it and that's the back of the F1 shirt this merch is well the front is the front is

The front is There's a prostitute, so I want to F one. If I see a prostitute, I'm going to F1. And the back of the shirt is Daddy's going to crank it. But you just F1. You don't need to crank it. Or do you, after you F1, you immediately have to

crank it to think about effing one? Yeah. Yeah, dude. All right. It's going to sell. With like some disinfectant, maybe. Yeah. It's going to sell. It's going to sell. We're having them printed now. Okay, so no one knew Blake has a dog.

Okay. It's not my dog. What's the question, Adam? Pizza pizza. What's something the other two don't know about you? Don't know about me? I feel like you guys don't listen to me or talk to me, so you truly don't know much. Well, oh, no.

I feel like we do. I feel like Thank you What do you think we don't know about you? We know so much about you, Blake. See, the fact that... Go ahead, go ahead. But the fact that you have to think about something

we don't know about you tells me we know about you. That you know a lot about me? Yeah, well, I mean, I don't keep a lot of secrets, but like the dog thing is kind of weird because I definitely mentioned that a dog lives in my house. You definitely did not.

Never mentioned a dog. So crazy. Blake is a weirdly, well, he's a gatekeeper. And he... Wait a minute. You're very secret. Okay. And there's a lot of secrets.

What are you setting up? I just know that there's some deep, dark secrets. And I know you're probably not going to reveal it because your father, Tim, is here. But there's, Tim. Your son's a freak. There's a gate. And he's got some deep dark. Secrets that he's not letting us know about.

I'm a furry juggalo. I knew it. I knew it. But I'm predominantly juggalo. Okay. There it is. There it is. There it is. So, we know everything. My boy, Alex, with three exes, wants to know

when was the last boner you had in public? Guys, these questions rock. But also, Alex, What do you mean? Like, the last one we had in public, I had one when I saw the thunder from down under. Yeah. Rib it off all that needs.

I told you, dude. Is that a boomerang in your pants? I'm still going to send it. I mean, no, I don't know. I'm speaking for myself, I get boners all the time. Like the wind, like the wind can gusts just right, and suddenly I'm fully erect. I'm a dude.

Yeah. Good for you, man. I'm hyped for you. When the wind blows. so to speak. I'm just trying to remember the last erection I had at 44. Oh.

Oh. And... You're that old, dude? You're old as shit. Holy shit. Fuck. That's old. I don't know.

I don't think I get public erections. You don't? I guess, you know what it is? When I fly, when they're like, boom, we've landed. Everyone stand up now. Then I have one. That's like a weird.

doesn't that happen to everybody? It's like when you're playing hide and seek and as soon as you hide you're like I got a shit sure

I like it's like Durst brings up a thing have you played hide and seek recently yeah I have three children Oh okay all right I'm constantly hiding from them

they're scaring me they're bigger than me now I'm outnumbered Maybe it's an altitude thing You're saying you get a boner as soon as you land No yes Maybe it's the air

You land, and then you're like, boom, get your bag. Yeah. It's Pavlovian, maybe. I don't know. Okay. And then you reach for the bag, and you're like, sorry, lady. Hey. And then you're like,

Br-R-Br-Br-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-D. Damn it. I'm feeling wood. Yes, and I'm feeling wood. I'll give me some points for that. Yes, points. Okay. Michael and Tiff,

Hefner. The Hefner. We're the Hefner's. Heff them if he got them, baby. They asked if your moms were in a porno. What? More porn stuff? Adam picks these questions out of the bunch, by the way.

No, I did not. Yes, he does. Anna did. This is weird. He goes through them. He goes through them. It's weird what's happening right now. And you had to name it,

what would the title be? Sorry, what was the question one more time? If your mom, Raw real turds. Wait, I got to hear this, turds. Please. If your moms were in a porno and you had to name it, what would the title be? Wait, so we're saying all of our moms are in a porno to you know.

Mrs. Blake, just... Yes, that's right. These people want to go watch everyone. I didn't know if it's like the name of my mom's porno, the name of your mom's porno, or if it's all of our moms together and one of them together. It's predominantly your mom. Pennies D. That's a good one. Okay. Well, no, this isn't good. No, let's think about this.

Okay, so your mother was a dental hygienist. Yeah, yeah, dude. Open wide. You do listen. Open wide's great. Yes, points. Penny's D. Penny's D. Mine would be, I'm sorry, I can't think you're. sitting that way so I can't think about

anything. I saw, I said, I said, I know, no, I said raw realtor. Because I don't want to think about anything other than like her job and then like some

very, well, you know, we've said this before on the podcast. It must suck to be a realtor right now because there's like very specific realtor porn. It's almost all realtors and

sister brothers. Yeah. Well, step, step, step. I would hate to be, to be, be a step-sister right now must be a fucking nightmare because every kid's like I guess we're doing this oh I'm sorry I thought you were stuck under the table oh wait you're not stuck in the laundry machine my bad uh honestly I'll say it hornos have gotten disgusting yeah it used to be art you're over back when Mr. Bean was making them

So who can drive an F-1 raceguard, the best slash fastest? Uh, not Blake. No, I drive notoriously slow. Blake's a bad driver. Slow and bad, too. Slow and bad. I'm not bad. I'm just slow and I don't know where I'm going.

That's not bad. Yeah, that is bad. Would you drive past him on the way to work? Yes, yeah. You'd be driving to work and then you would just see Blake, like, in the, like, shoulder lane cruise it. And also sometimes, sometimes he'd be. he's smoking a cigarette.

That was like after a day of work. And he doesn't smoke cigarettes. And then we'd live together and I'd be like, yo, were you smoking cigarettes? And he's like, yeah, I'm like, I'm trying it out. And by the way, we were 32 years old. And I'm like, what do you mean you're trying it out? And he's like, yeah, I don't know.

I just thought maybe I'd give it a shot. And I'm like, this is not the time you try it out, dude. Right. L.A. baby. L.A.A. baby. And so it's between Durs and I. And, I mean, I think I'm more willing to die to win. So I think I would be better at it.

Because you have to be fucking crazy. Yeah, what did you do? I agree. I agree. Yeah, I can see you being pretty good. Who was your celebrity Hall Pass the last time you were single? Well, Kevin L. The way Hall Passes work. Yeah.

But we know you're not single when you have one. The last time I said, it was Laura Winslow. Yeah. When you're single... From Family Matters, and it was 1997. Wow. Good year.

Laura Winslow. Did I do that? I wish. I wish you did. I wish you did. I predominantly would have. I think mine is always Rihanna, and I don't think it's ever going to happen.

Yeah. Please don't stop the music. God. Is that her? That is her. Please don't stop the music. I love her. I love you.

Do you have it? Yeah, no, I would say mine was also Rihanna. And Chloe, very much likes that choice because she's like, Rihanna's not fucking you. You're the exact opposite of A-Sap Rocky. There's not even a small part of me that's like A-Sap Rocky.

You know what's cool? I used to be like, oh, Eve, for sure. And then she, like, married some dork, and I was like, oh, my God. Oh, wow. Woulda could have should have. Damn. I'll hide her apple juice. That could have actually happened.

That was always one of my favorite parts about the Workaholics episode Temptress, where we're like, She takes nerds. Oh, we had a shot, dude. I don't remember the show, but yeah. That's cool that you remember episodes of the show, dude. I don't remember.

That was really true to life to me. People will sometimes say, like, a quote to me, like, if we're at a bar or whatever, and they'll come up and say some very specific shit. And I just think they're trying, that they've had some sort of stroke. Right. And they've wandered off from their table, and they just said something to someone. And I'm like, oh, buddy, we got to find your wife. you seem like you're in trouble right now

we gotta call the are you smelling burnt toes what's going on loose butthole Sophie Kramer says anybody heard from G Money lately oh that's a reference to yeah G Money was a guy that lived across the street

from us from Blake and I when we lived together before we lived in the workaholics and he was this very cool black gentleman Predominantly. Predominantly black gentleman. And he had a chain that was a diamond chain that with a G

and then the money signs that go through it. And he went by G money. And when we decided that we were moving on and we're going to move into the workaholics house, we're packing up our stuff. And he comes over and he's like, yo, you all, uh, you're all moving out. And this is a good impression.

I'm not being racist. He's like, yeah, yeah, this is a good impression. He's like, y'all moving out. And I'm like, yeah, we're moving out, gee. And he goes, man, that sucks. I'll see y'all on Broadway. Yeah. And then he did like a little kiss, like a, yeah.

It's cool that he thought we were Broadway actors. Because we were definitely filming skits. Yeah, we were filming skits in the alleyway. And he's like, guitar hit hero videos. He's like, yeah, you're going to end up in Broadway. Gee Money, I mean, what a lifeline for you guys. he's the man because you guys had your car broken into subworth were stolen yeah and he got it back

he did yeah he was like he ran the block dude he ran the block he ran the alarm got it back yeah give it up for jim money was the man no he literally goes we're like looking at the broken glass the next morning by the way i slept through all this the window is like right against the driveway where all this happened blake had woken up and instead of going outside or yelling being like, get away from my car. He held on to a samurai sword and looked out of a window

as they stole his subwifers. That's okay. Well, I need... He lit the house on fire, hoping the fire department would go away. Could you imagine how poorly that could have gone if I challenged the guy with the samurai sword? Just to circle back to your whole thing at the gym.

You just turn the lights on and, like, scream out the window and be like, you lower your voice and be like, get out of here, motherfucker. You know, you say something. I've got huge balls. I'll come after you. Yeah, I'm holding a samurai sword or something. Because if you use your voice, he's going to continue robin.

Hey, stop it. He's like, oh my God, Elmo's mad. Yeah. Oh, my God. Germit. Hey, drop it, buddy. I actually went back maybe a year ago, and I'm showing Chloe the old neighborhood. And I'm like, yeah, we lived right here.

Gee, money. And I'm telling her all the stories. And then we pull up, and, gee, was sitting outside We called G now Yeah, G, yeah, it's short He lost all the money He lost all the money

And he's sitting there And I pull up and I'm talking to Chloe And I go, hey, oh my God, there's G money And I go, yo G money And he goes, what motherfucker? And I drove away so quick Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah

So I think he's doing well But Broadway Yeah I do love that he would just be Washing Rolls Royces Yeah In the driveway of his house Across from your guys

Yeah, he was very cool. He would, he'd pull up and be like, what size shoes you is? And I'm like, 10, and he'd be like, coming to my garage. And then you go to his garage. Accurate impression. This is a good impression, not racist.

And you go in, and he just has like a wall of Nike's. And he's like, pick out a few shoes, and there were $20 a pair. And he got him legitimately. So, yeah. There was nothing illegal about it. I don't think. Good dude.

Gotcha, bitch. Uh, would you ever move in together again, says M.W. Upland. In a heartbeat. We have to. We have to. Yeah. At some point, we're going to have to. Yeah.

That's cool. I mean, that's the next show we do. We build a house. It's got urinals and everything. Our wives leave us and take the kids, take our money. Yeah. Right. Yeah.

It's just, dude, naked and afraid. What? What happened to F1 did not stay there, bro. We're naked in the woods in those shirts. We're naked in our studio apartment and afraid. Naked and we're gay? Matt says, sup boys,

Fave cocktail? What is it? Favorite cocktail. I want to hear of Blake's first. So Fave is short for favorite. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Spell favorite. That's easy.

Oh, day. Come on. I love a margarine. All day, babe. That's a good one. God damn it. You know, tonight I had a good time here at the Cosmopolitan and I drank a Cosmopolitan. Hey. I don't even really, what is a Cosmopolitan? I heard you order that. It's a wet pink one. Fair enough. A wet pink one. I don't know what it is. Vodka based?

It might. Yeah, I think. I think it is, it is, yeah. Seems real. Yeah. I go, I like to go, I like to go, give me a dirty martini. There we go. Okay, dokey.

Vodka, and then they go, gin or vodka, and then I'm always like, vodka. Yeah. And then I go, make it sloppy. Ooh. I like it extra dirty. And then we, and then we have a laugh.

Right. Me and the way, they're like, sloppy coming up. It's, it's fun. It's fun. Hey, Matt, good question. I think, I don't know. It's definitely not a cosmopolitan for me, but I had it tonight. I think, I'm such trash.

Yeah, you are. I'll just do, like, Jack and Ginger Ale. That's a good, man. Solid choice. Yeah. It's a party starter. You know, I don't want to be up all night. You know.

Yeah, that's a solid choice. Yeah, you know, I gotta wake up early. I do find myself, like, the older I get, the more, like, old-fashioned. Whenever they come around with it, where, like, the smoke comes out of it, I, like, sit up in my chair. I'm like, there we go. It's almost that season. Yeah. We're, I'm, I'm putting a little extra.

The older you get, the more like the wood for the old fashion, you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well, the opposite. And my chin drooped three sizes that day. There we go. There we go. Right. Do you take a shit every morning? Uh, if I'm lucky, you just take fuck. You guys, don't make us do this.

This is, is this what we're. doing. Yes. Every morning. Hopefully. Two. I take one. 15 minutes later. I do another one. What the hell?

You're asking. You're asking. I'm telling. Two. And you know what happens? After the second one, I'm feeling. Yeah.

I joked earlier about how I take every time I'm in the bathroom, taking a 4 to 5 minute shit, I'm jerking off. But honestly, I'm shitting, guys. I shit so often like five times a day.

And this is the... Great ass! So yes in the morning, and then later, and then later and later. Yes, I'm very regular. Almost too regular. Blake, do you have an answer for the question? I don't shit. I believe that. Because he doesn't eat. I do. And it's a problem.

Thank you. So, this goes, this person did not write their name, but they said has the pinky ever tasted bad? I don't know what that means. Is that when we do our handshake?

Whoa. Friendship. Nope. Friendship. Not even a little. Yeah. Tastes like his asshole every time. And by the way. This is the way.

And by the way, I really pulled one on that one just now. Did that feel different? Yeah, you really slurped that one down. Pizza pizza. That's the exact size of my... What's that? Isabel Kay says, Did Baby Nuch ever Newichick ever give you all your bags of weed?

So here's a backstory. Oh, my God. Kyle's brother, Kyle Newichick, is our ex-friend. Hold up. Who used to sit here, who we used to love and appreciate now he's dead to us. Frick to see you.

His brother... Yeah. Where's called? His brother, we were in the Bay Area, right? I think it was San Jose. Yeah, and someone gave us a truckload of wheat,

like duffel bags full of weed. A bag this big. And, yes, like multiple bags. And he goes, I'm going to take these home and I'm going to give these to you. And we're like, thank you. and then he did because he is

of the Nuechek variety and they are betrayers and backstabers freaking see you they just if there's an angle they're gonna find it they are they are okay thank you yeah there you thank you for standing up for us

that person said fuck Kyle and I hope he listens to the podcast and cries when he hears this from a male's perspective what is the best quality in a future wife Yeah, all right. From a male perspective?

Yeah. Yeah, all right. Of our wives? Yeah, no. A best quality in a future wife. In a future wife. Sense of humor. I heard titties.

Titties and sexy. I can't argue that from a male perspective. You got to have a good. Predominantly male. You got to have a good sense of humor. Yeah. Ass tities from a male perspective. Um.

low job game strong from a male perspective you know what let me call my wife i need you guys to uh a good quality well i would say uh being loving and caring and kind are all uh and a good sense of humor but that's not funny but uh my wife last night we we go uh we go out and we go to some nightclub and five minutes before this she was like i don't i don't want to go i'm just so tired It's 10.30. She's like, I'm so tired. I just want to go to bed. And I'm like, we have to go out.

It's 10.30. We're not going to go to bed right now. We're going out. And she's like, uh, and then we go to the club. And she's like, drop a low, drop a, drop a, drop a, drop a, drop a, drop a, drop a, drop a, drop, down. I just want to party. And it got fucking wild. It's where people are, like, looking at me, being like, you, bitch, you want to

handle your wife, get your girl. And I'm like, you're free, go, fly in the wind. Because I love it. I love when you just let it shake. Chloe come up here and show them. Come up here and show them. Come up here. Come up here. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. I'm just want to party. Come on. Come on. Okay. Come on. Okay. Come on. They're calling for you. I was intoxicating. Please don't stop the music. This is Chloe Devine, everybody.

Please don't stop the music. Chloe Devine, everyone. Look at her. Doesn't she look like, like perfect wife material? Absolutely. She's beautiful. Perfect wife material. She's wearing a chunky sweater. She's not shaking her butt cheeks for anybody. Until...

What it... Until... Dude, I know you're going to have to really... Wait. She's not going to shake her ass for anyone. Sorry, Chloe. She's not going to dance. She's not going to drop it low.

Right, this will be worth it. She definitely isn't. In real. Right. That was awesome, Chloe. That was really awesome. That was really awesome. That was very, very sweet.

I've never been more proud. That was awesome That was nice And you know when your wife doesn't want to do something In front of a large crowd And you make her do it Adam That usually bodes well

Adam any takebacks Yeah Thank you Did you know Vegas did it like this Oh shit I didn't know Vegas did it like this The damn

Did you know Vegas did it like But I'm starting to learn. I had no clue, and that's definitely what I'm going to say for the next three months. No, I cannot wait until we get drunk after the show, and Blake's going to be like, I didn't know Vegas did it like this. We are all getting drunk after the show, right? Yeah.

But he'll be alone just on the street, talking to himself, looking around. I didn't know. He's just in like a shitty Vegas kiosk buying sunglasses, drawn to him so well, like, I don't know if they just did it like this. The guy working there's like, I don't know, man, you buy or you go fucking... Not racist, good impression. I just get hit by an F-1 car. Just missed your flat.

He just turned into spray, into red spray. Now, this is a good one from Kevin B. Was Kyle always water trash, or did he used to be normal? Water trash. Born and race. NorCal, baby. He always was a trash bubble baby. You know, we say

he's water trashed. Then I went to his house and I was like, this dude had a normal ass ice upbringing. He is cleaning up. He directed Happy Gilmore 2 and now he's, yeah, right? Pretty crazy. Pretty crazy. He was playing golf today? Yeah.

Not very trashy. Not very trash here. Are there any tapebacks? Any apologies? Any epic slams here, boys. These people have some drank couldn't a go do. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely.

Yeah, like I want to take back trying to do a handstand throwing out my back fully. That really messed you up. Yeah. And then I just have one slam. Oh! I just slammed about three and a half ounces.

Yeah, dude. Wow, dude. That's fucking wild, man. No, no, but it's but light. Yeah. But it's but light. Yeah, that's true. That's the superior drinkability.

Even crazier. Yeah. No, I would say the only bummer that I had tonight, I stand by everything, including forcing my wife to come on stage, which he didn't want to. You get over here. Would be, I kind of thought we were going to see

that Thunder from Down Under's dick's jiggle. You did. And that's why I kind of whipped my dick out and jiggled it. And you would think I'd be ashamed. But nah. Yeah. You saw all five and a half. inches. Did you whip your dick out?

And I wiggled. I didn't even see that. Hey, yeah. Special shout out to Thunder from Down Under. That was pretty cool. I was pretty hyped on that. That was pretty cool. And I guess I'd like to apologize any time I, to my father, anytime I started a story, I started with their

word coming, and I feel like we're going to have a discussion later tonight. I really am sorry. You're embarrassing you publicly. Poor Tim. He's left. He's gambling. He's not here. Yeah, he's left his place. People were like, oh, you, Blake's dad, he's like, no.

No. Allegedly. Not me. Well, Las Vegas. It seems like we did it. Yes. We want to say thank you all for coming out. Yes.

This was an absolute blast. Absolutely. And this was another episode of this is important. Wait. Oh, hell yeah, baby. Los Vegas, let me hear you screwing! Los Vegas, Nevada! Good night, we love you.

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