This Is Important - Ep 275: Smile For The God Damn Camera

Episode Date: December 16, 2025

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What are the cycles fathers pass down that sons are left to heal? What if being a man wasn't about holding it all together, but learning how to let go? This is a space where men speak truth and find the power to heal and transform. I'm Mike De La Rocha. Welcome to Sacred Lessons. Listen to Sacred Lessons on the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. On the podcast Health Stuff, we are tackling all the health questions that keep you up at night. I'm Dr. Priyankawali, a double board certified physician. And I'm Hurricane Dibolu, a comedian and someone who once Googled,

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The show was ahead of its time to represent a black family in ways the television hadn't shown before. Exactly. It's Telma Hopkins, also known as Aunt Rachel. And I'm Kelly Williams or Laura Winslow. On our podcast, welcome to the family with Telma and Kelly. We're re-watching every episode of Family Matters. We'll share behind-the-scenes stories about making the show.

Yeah, we'll even bring in some special guests to spill some tea. Listen to Welcome to the Family with Telma and Kelly on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of IHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important. Yeah, I'm not wearing pants. I'm jacking off. My dick is in my hands, everyone.

I have my cell phone up my ass and I keep telling my girlfriend to text me. I'm actually fucking my dog underneath the table. Let's go Oh We're back We're back We're dead I missed you guys

I'm gonna come Do not tell anyone I missed you guys What's that about, dude? I don't know, dude If you're tuning into the YouTube The name's slugs Adam's being hella funny

I saw a video of Miley Cyrus Like on some I'm on a few I've lingered a little too long on a few conspiracy videos that now the algorithm's like you like conspiracy videos and it says that Miley's

an alien she's like a lizard person Can you imagine reptoid? Because she on the couch of I think it was like a Conan O'Brien on Conan or something when he had

his talk show and she sat down and she was like like being goofy with her tongue when she's like tongue is super long. Remember her tongue phase? She was like, I'm going to make the tongue my thing. Yeah, she started it.

Oh, yeah. She invented the tongue. She was like the first one to do the tongue. Yeah, and so now my thing is I want people to now think I'm a lizard person. Okay. Okay. You're almost there. I like this.

You got to be a little more famous. I think they're going to just think you're on ecstasy. No, I think that's right. I think I'm not famous enough to think I'm a lizard person. You have to be so, like, very famous in order for people to be like, oh, it's like when they said Tom Hanks was the one who was in charge of the pedophile rings or whatever. Oh. Can you imagine? They pick like the guy who's least likely to be in charge of the pedophile rings, but the most famous.

Yeah. Well, that's why they picked them. It's the guy from Howard the Duck. Yeah. Yes, yes. It's that guy. From Ferris Bueller's Day Off, from Deadwood, that guy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That guy was caught with child porn on his computer. Is that what? Correct. Yeah, yeah. Allegedly. I told you, dude. Not even allegedly, like, literally. His name was Jeffrey Jones. Bring up a photo of Jeffrey Jones here, Todd.

I feel like we've covered this because we pull the picture and we go, I mean, look at this guy, he's the guy. We have. Dude, we have, we have. Poor Jeffrey Jones. Not even poor. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, fuck Jeffrey Jones. Yeah.

Some killer performance. But even seen him. Would you talk about this? But even seeing him in movies, you're like, ah, that guy is into children. Like, you could just tell. It's science. You know what, though? And look, this is not condoning it.

Uh, what? We need those guys in movies. Yeah, they do make creeps. There's something off, and they make the best creeps. Yeah, they do make the best creeps. Ah, anything for the movies, baby. So if we could, if this is actually a good, a good, like, program for prisons or whatever. It's like, central casting, see ya, we don't need that.

I'm going to the prison and I'm casting a real pedophile. Yeah, real deal. To be a children's principal. I've always thought that would be really cool if, like, the prison system was, if they made a prison, make a children's show. I thought that would be like a really good idea. Why are you saying that here? Don't even say that out loud. I'm sorry.

Wow, that's such a great idea. You got to keep that. I think that would be really cool. You got to take this to like. who are the stand-ups that do prisons? Like, Jeff Ross. Jeff Ross. Jeff Roshworthy. Jeff Doxworthy.

He started doing stand-up around the same time as you, Adam. Isn't his name Jeff? Fuck. He was like off-the-wall energy. Whatever. No, that's Kyle. Kyle, yeah, yeah, you're right, Kyle, Steve, Kyle, guys, who's the guy with the puppets, please? Jeff Dunham.

We've covered that, Jeff. Yeah, you've got to keep up, buddy. We've already. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Jesus Christ. It's early over here. It's early over here. I'm two hours ahead.

Looking at Jeffrey Jones in the chat, it's off-putting. Yeah, yeah. Like, I don't like him being here with us. In the chat. You want him out of the chat. Yeah, if we could delete that photo there, Todd, thank you. Oh, Beetle juice? I mean, the guy is good.

Dude, he's a goat. He's the goat. He's the goat. Thank you. Thank you, Todd. The goat. Yeah, when you smile like you're like, let's go ahead on that. Yeah, speak on that.

If you smile like you're trying to break your teeth, like you're biting. If your smile is a bite, you might be a pedophile. When do you learn, it's crazy to see, you know, because I went on Facebook for the first time in months. And first time in months, I went on Facebook and you see your friend's kids. And like friends that I haven't seen since high school, you know, and they just don't know how to smile yet. And you're like, the kids.

The kids. They smile like they bite. Yeah. They're like, when you learn like what a smile is or? I think there's two smiles, right? There's the smile you make when you're smiling. And then there's a smile you do. when you're told to smile.

Yes, yes, yes, right. And I remember being told the smile, like for photos, like, stand up straight. Like, you're ruining this, right? Yeah. Smile! Yeah. We don't do that shit at all.

For us, it's like, all right, we're taking the picture. However you look in this picture is how you're going to look. And if you want to look insane or, like, you want to look grumpy or whatever and not smile, that's what it is. Right. And we just do it. Okay. You're a monster.

That's my favorite. I'm not saying, like, I'm not, no, listen, I'm not saying we say like, okay, we're taking a picture and however you want to look. But, like, we just don't force the kids to, like, become something in the moment that they're like... Because then they're like, what? I don't want to fucking smile. So progressive. Well, it's just like, we're really going to start, like, telling them how to look.

Just like, hey, we're going to take a picture. Look how you want to look. If you want to make a crazy face, great. We're going to look back 20 years from now and go, God, you were always a little goofball. And now you're, now that's your funeral. Yes, sir. It all checks out. It all checks out.

It all checks out. Wow, dude. Yeah. I mean, I feel like we came from a generation where you were supposed to smile during pictures, but you do go through what age is it when like you fuck up? By the way, I'm going to do that. I know I'm not going to let, I'm not going to say fucking smile. Smile for the fucking picture.

Smile for the goddamn camera. Smile for the pick. Yeah. I just say something funny. Instead of telling them the smile, I try and say something funny. And it works every time. Okay. Funny dad.

What funny bits do you have? Because I'm, you know, Bo's still so young. It's, I'm, we're still at the level of like, are you a poo-poo head? And he'll lose his shit. I mean, yeah. No, no, dude, it's right up that. It's right up that. It's right up there with that. It's like, it never changes.

Okay, all right, everybody, we're going to take that. Nobody fart. Please, nobody fart during this. And then they're laughing. Whatever. It's something goofy, you know. Yeah. Art comedy.

I love that. I love that. That would work on me. That's so good. Yeah, oh, yeah. Hold in your farts. I mean. Hold in your farts.

Dude, you do that on the red carpet Oh, you got me giggling And Charlize Theron is right next to you You know she's gigging You know Charlize So wait, or are you saying you're a photographer And you're like, Charlize, over here, over here Okay, hold in your fart

Okay, just hold in your fart, do not fart Do not fart, do not fart Oh, that's good Who the fuck is this guy? Why are you saying I'm a photographer Because I'm not famous enough To be on the red carpet next to Charlize Well, yeah, because I'm like, wait,

what movie is in your mind Where you're sharing a red carpet with Charlize? No, this is just like MTV movie awards where there's just a cattle call where it's just one after another. I know, but why is she listening to you next to? I'm saying, like, as the person who's putting together the photo, which is

what we do as a family member. Yeah, yeah. That's right. That's right. But I was thinking you know, sometimes... Take me inside your brain. I guess I was sort of thinking that I'm in a movie with Charlize. I'm a big dreamer. Sure. Okay. And I'm in this movie with Charlize. And... Mad Max. You're standing right next to her. Or I would probably be three people

away from her. Okay. And then you say, okay, no one fart. Do you think a cast of... Oh, you're saying in a group photo. In a group. Oh, God. Do you think in a group photo? And it's Charlize.

It's Benicio del Toro. It's... I mean, who else? Like, name three other big actors. Josh Gad. Okay, Josh Gad's laughing. I got a feeling Josh Gad's gonna say something funnier than you.

Sorry. Oh, he's gonna one up, yeah? Yeah. I mean, probably smarter for sure. Funnier? I don't know. Like, you're gonna say everyone hold in your farts and no one's going to laugh

and he's going to say too late and everyone's going to be smiling in the photo except for you like this just right in your day you got gad again fucking gad he pulled out of Jeffrey Jones Gadzooks

you know the I just read a thing that Gad the Gattinator and uh Kirstenbell or Kristen Bill I think it's Kristen, Bill. Speak your truth. Frozen, they're going to make $30 million per movie for the next two movies. So $60 million.

Hold up. Wow. Okay. Isn't that... Cuckoo! It's real! And by the way, I tried to watch Frozen the other night. I was like, hey, Bo, let's fire up Frozen.

It's mid. It's mid. Unwatchable. It's mid. It's way mid. Let it go or let it snow or whatever. That is... Let it go.

That is a ballad, though. Oh, no, no. The songs, it stuck with me, and I'm walking around the house, all of a sudden, I'm just, like, doing my shit going like, let it go, let it go. Does it slap? It slaps. Mm-hmm. But the movie itself, I'm like, this shit's kind of fucking boring.

Yeah, it's fine. It's no Monsters Inc. It's no Monsters Inc. God no. God no. It's no Monsters Inc. What are we doing here? It's no Toy Story 3.

It's no Toy Story, one, two, or three. Wait, so is Monsters Inc? Is that your gym? I fucking love me some Monsters Inc. Dude. Monster's Ink is great. And Bo. loves monsters ain't interesting is really good he's he walks around the house all day long

monster monster monster is that because he thinks you're a monster right yeah maybe yeah and he loves it he loves it so daddy's my monster yeah he's not scared he's not scared i've yet to find anything he's really scared of maybe i got to run that one back i never really it's good as blake would see i never really fucked with it okay yeah fucks with monsters ain't dude it's pretty damn good i'll check it out I mean Coco. Coco. After Coco, I'm like, what do we even need to watch? Okay, Coco would be in my top 25, right there.

There's no doubt. I have not seen Coco. Dude, Coco is hardcore. I am excited. What I'm really excited about having a child is watching all these movies. I was off the Pixar train after I watched up, and that was the last Pixar movie I've ever seen. But even before then, it was, I watched Toy Story, and I watched up, and I didn't see another Pixar movie. And I'm out.

And I said, Latro, I was just a little old. I got back into it, obviously, with kids. Oh, yeah. And now I'm, like, running through him, like, really enjoying it. And I'm bummed when, because we don't let Bo, like, watch hours and hours of movies. So, he'll watch 40 minutes before bed when he's having his milk. And I'm like, well, do I keep running this movie back? Or do I pause it and I watch the rest of Bo tomorrow?

Like, fuck, man. I think Daddy stays up. You double dip. I think Daddy stays up with his milk. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that is milk. I think. I don't know what I'm saying.

Do you know what I'm saying? Do you guys, are you guys alcoholics? We know Blake is, but Anders, do you have a nighttime drink every night? Your boots are huge. I've been drinking some cans lately. Yeah, that's what I drink. I drink cans. C-N-N-N-S.

This is, I mean, I'm an investor, so I have to disclaim that. But it is so fucking delicious. and little cannabis beverage. Did I hear that those are no longer legal in California or something? Trump's coming for them. Yeah. Something's happening. Yeah, something's happening.

You know, with all the money that I have invested, which is more than I probably should have, I maybe overextended myself, because of the love I have for cans. And then we were number one microdosed beverage in the country. And then now Trump is gunning for us for whatever reason. We didn't pay the pie. hyper enough. Because he was saying he's going to make weed legal, and then he backpedals and saying all the shit's illegal. I was having trouble getting it like delivered to me. Like they were like, we don't ship to your area. But then Emma figured it out.

Oh, good. The donor that she is. And we get it just delivered. So like we got to finish them. And Emma likes the cans too. I like this. She doesn't like him as much as you. Not as much as me. No, no, no, no. And I like that. You like cans. as well. I didn't know that. Every night? I just am like... Takes the edge off. I don't drink that much anymore. Yeah. I just am like...

Oh, see you. Yeah, but like... I just don't do it. But when like I'm getting the kids ready for bed, I'm slamming a can, and hopefully it kicks in by the time I'm under the covers. I love that. Yeah, no, I'm kind of with you. I don't really drink when I'm just at home chilling.

Like, I've never been like a... nightcap drinking type guy that often. Every once in a while I'll just chug vodka right before bed just to feel something. Just to feel nothing. Just to get the heart moving. Just to make those dreams. Here lately it's just been I drink, but I don't drink one. I drink like five. You know what's weird? I even in Vegas

when we drink a bunch. Hello. I'm drawn now. My hangovers aren't what they used to be. When I was younger, my hangover used to be like epic. You're saying they're getting better? Yeah. Oh, wow, lucky duck. I just feel like groggy the next day

and I don't know if it's because I'm not drinking as much or and like used to go ham or what, but like I used to wake up being like catatonic style. You know what I mean? Well, in Vegas I was wildly hungover and I also for whatever reason just and I did not do cocaine.

I know it's going to sound like I did okay okay but I did not sleep it was like you know sometimes when you're drunk you just will wake up at 4 o'clock in the morning and then you're up and you can't go back to bed and you're like what the fuck yeah that happens to me kind of often now when I drink and I'm like this sucks sleep is most important what is that they say it's like the sugar wearing off or something from some bullshit science it's science I think what I realized is if I go to your ghost sucking your dick is what it is go ahead If I go to sleep drunk, I don't get any sleep that's even worth while. So it just seems like I didn't sleep.

I just get terrible sleep. I don't wake up early or anything. I just feel like I haven't gone to bed. So Todd just put in the chat here about the new THC limits on hemp-derived marijuana drinks. And I think this will affect can. I'm not exactly sure. but I talked with the owner of Cannes, and he said it will affect us, but don't worry, we're figuring it all out. And so I'm like, okay, what does that mean?

But we were in Circle K's. We were in grocery stores. You could go to a Whole Foods and pick up cans. And we were in these stores where you can also just buy a case of beer and you could grab some cans. And now I guess it's going to take a year for the band to go into a phone. effect, now you can't do that, and you have to get it from the dispensaries, which is annoying and does suck. I mean, or you can go to website.

I'm still going to send it. As I said, but do you think this is like, if Budweiser, as in, like, Bud Weiser doesn't get in this game with a name, like, Budweiser. Yeah, they're blowing it. They're blowing it. And the cans are green. Yes, points. These youngsters aren't drinking like they.

used to. They might be drinking some weed, though. So get in the fucking game. Your name is Bud Wiser. Get your talents in them. It makes perfect sense. Yeah, I don't understand the weed hate. It was the fact Trump just must have got

a truckload of money from the alcohol companies, the lobbyists. You think they're going in. And he must have been straight paid. And that, I mean, that makes perfect sense and then all of a sudden he reversed course on marijuana when he was saying i don't care i think it should be legal and then now all of a sudden these drinks very which are very tame it's not like they're 50 milligrams you got to drink two to be like i'm stones you have to drink several you can't

drink one and feel stoned yeah no no no maybe baron got into a case it's like drinking a beer you don't drink one and suddenly you're drunk you got to drink 11 12 you got to like And you're the big... Go for a drive. I like this. The face of the company has signed off on it. Go 11 deep. Got to go 11.

You got to drink 11 on them. They're delicious. The wind in your hair. They call like tall boys or something like that. Big boys. Oh, yeah. Where it does have 10... They're called high boys.

High boys. High boys. Very nice. And then now they have the bigger ones that are called... Not even bigger, drink-wise, but they're... Naked Grandma. Dank dogs. No, they're called higher.

Boyes. Nucky Grandma! Higher boys. Okay. Give me higher, baby. Jackie Wilson. Hi, higher, baby. I got to slam one of those.

I'm Robert Smith. This is Jacob Goldstein. And we used to host a show called Planet Money. And now we're back making this new podcast called Business History about the best ideas and people and businesses in history. And some of the. worst people, horrible ideas, and destructive companies in the history of business. Having a genius idea without a need for it is nothing. It's like not having it at all. It's a very simple, elegant lesson. Make something people want.

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or wherever you get your podcast. May 24th, 1990, a pipe bomb explodes in the front seat of environmental activist Judy Berry's car. I knew it was a bomb the second that it exploded. I felt it ripped through me with just a force more powerful and terrible than anything that I could describe. In season two of Rip Current, we asked, who tried to kill Judy Berry and why? She received death threats before the bombing. She received more threats after the bombing. The man and woman who were heard had planned to lead a summer of militant protest against logging practices in Northern California.

They were climbing trees and they were sabotaging logging equipment in the woods. The timber industry, I mean, it was the number one industry in the area, but more than it was the culture. It was the way of life. I think that this is a deliberate attempt to sabotage our movement. Episodes of Rip Current Season 2 are available now. Listen on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You know the shade is always Shadiest right here. Season 6 of the podcast Reasonably Shady with Jazele Bryan and Robin Dixon is here,

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Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro, host of the hit podcast Family Secrets. We were in the car, like a rolling stone came on, and he said, there's a line in there about your mother. And I said, what? What I would do if I didn't feel like I was being accepted is shoes and identity that other people can't have. I knew something had happened to me in the middle of the night, but I couldn't hold on to what had happened. These are just a few of the moving and important stories I'll be holding space for on my upcoming 13th season of Family Secrets. Whether you've been on this journey with me from season one or just joining the Family

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When smoking weed, Durs wasn't really a stoner back in the day, but hot knives. When it was very illegal. When it was like, you could go to jail for smoking weed. Really bad boy shit. And you and your friends in high school

would get so stoned in your car driving around, and you would hotbox your car. I had a convertible top and we would park underneath a streetlight and then drop the convertible top and you see it come out, billow out like the atomic like fucking Hiroshima baby. Dude, you were a little

bone thugs. You were a little bone thugs. I was like, there's gotta be a better rubble. Yeah, it has to be. But an atomic bomb. Like an oven in the Holocaust. This is smoke just pouring out. Not like that. Not like that. Not like that. Not like that. Yeah, it's just billowing.

No, not like that. Not like that. Uh, but just those moments and you're, you're driving around and then you have to listen to music that talks about smoke. It's like 9-11 ground zero like with tower two fucking wind down. I don't like that. I did not mean it like that. We're covered in shit. We're walking around, not knowing what's happening. I got a briefcase somehow.

There's, yeah. I just watched it. There's a ringing in my ears. I'm being carried by a firefighter. I can't see. There's blood. I just saw a dude. Jump? Not like that. Not like that. Not like that. There's people landing all around me. I assume I'm so fucking high.

I'm so high. I'm starting to see people jump out the building, dude. No, I don't like that. I don't like that. I'm watching Batman the Dark Night. People are shooting at me somehow. We're running for cover. God damn. It's like a school shooting, bro. It's like the smoke coming out of the barrel at Columbine, dude. It's crazy. I'm sitting cross-legged singing my ABCs and a kid comes in and blows my friend away You know what I was saying not like that It's exactly like all that stuff And I miss it I didn't know like like that

I wish this was real I wish this a real Yeah it's exactly like all that And then you I'm carrying Bubba But the music you would play Always also had to talk about weed Yeah it had to be like

Bone thugs Like Hiya Hi, yeah, baby. So, smoke another blood, fill another up. You know, we can really ease your mind. Right. I just want to party.

I miss those days. That doesn't happen anymore. Because now weed is so just accepted. You just sort of like puff on your little pen or you... Also, the weed culture, it just took a turn for the worst a little bit. Because, like, you know, I DJed that like PuffCon and that's like a dab festival. And it's just like, bro, you guys are so high, dude. You're so high.

Oh, wow. Yeah, which is awesome. Hey, Blake, when you point a finger, there's three pointing back at you, pal. No, you're like, you're like losing your bowels high. Like, you're just, it's just too strong. And you don't like that. People were shitting their pants? Yeah, well, I did.

You sure that wasn't the base you were dropping, bro? Great ass! So this place that paid you to come DJ, you're now shitting on them. I'm not shitting on them. I'm telling you that... Adam, he's taking a page out of your book, player. I'm telling you that, like, weed is one thing. smoking flour, but like the scientific weed, yeah, no, I don't fuck with it.

I think it's, I think it's too strong. I think it's like tweak, bro. Yeah, I don't really fuck with dabs, it's either. You know what, though? Like, well, sure, dab is a different thing because you're just mainlining it. But, like, hit it less, takes fewer tokes. Isn't that the same thing? Yeah.

Yeah, but one dab, one dab will do you. Dab will do you. I know a dab. I know a dab is different. Aren't you glad they're doing dabs instead of hot knives, though? has that ever come across your like your what your algorithm where it's like the weed

scientists and they're like just like scraping these crystallized fucking THC like they have it down to such a science that it's not it's not weed anymore it's crack it's crack it's all chicks doing pull-ups sorry

oh right yeah mine's a lot of chicks working out mine now is a lot of like AI just huge titid AI chicks I'm like, this is not real, ma'am, this is, oh, what? Does that affect the session, knowing she's not real, or do you think it enhanced?

It's going to affect it at first. The session? Are you talking jerking off? Is Archer saying? I've yet to jerk off to AI women. That you know. You think. That you know. Thank you, Blake.

Thank you. I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good at knowing. Do you think, like, uh, porno stars from like the 90s or the 2000s who are like out of the game? Yeah. We'll, like, lend their likeness to AI to still be in porno. Oh, that's a great idea. Like, Tara Patrick style.

Yeah, you get Jenna Jameson back in the mix. She's back. She's back. And she's better than ever. And, like, she gives herself a dick. I feel like every fucking animated porno thing, you're like, oh, this is like a cool thing. And then it, like, scans down and they have, like, a monster cock. And you're like, what is the crossover?

here? Just because you can, I can have my cake and eat it too, baby. Just because you can give these women like two foot long, double wide dicks. Blake's perfect woman, tits in a big dick. Hey, sorry, I'm a reptile. That's true. That's true. I want my chick to be a dude and a lizard.

I want it all, baby. Come on. Come on. You like the dungeon hentai? I want to dab myself till I fucking can. I can't even see straight, just beat off the AI lizard dick women. Fair enough. Fair enough.

Yeah, well, I feel like, uh, porno, like, Porn Hub has been around now for what, 15 years, something like that? Oh my gosh. We have to do something for the 15th. We have to do something for the 15th. I actually did it. I wrote a handwritten thank you note, and I mailed it to them. With asbestos. Todd, when did Pornhub?

Like, when did it, it was launched in May, May 25th, 2007. I'll never forget. I'll never, and I'll never forget it. So, my God, we're coming up on 20 years. Dude, we have to do something. What are your 20 best pornoes of the last 20 years ago? Oh, my God, I can come up with the list. Nothing about.

I feel like Heather from I Heart Deep Throat has to be, has to be up there. She's number one. I was just talking about her last. Last night. Last night. Yes. Wow. She's back?

Okay. Old or new? Old, old. We were reminiscing. We were remissing. We were remissed. Melissa Midwest is in the mix. Melissa Midwest.

You don't remember that? Oh, yeah. Yeah. She had a moment. Oh, yeah. Blake. What? Why, who were you talking about?

I mean, because I don't really, where I talk about my porno. No, this was a group setting, dude. It's mostly just with you guys on the. the podcast that we talk to the world. Dude. Dude, my boy, dude. Christopher Mintz-class, dude. He's my boy.

He's down, bro. He knows his shit, bro. Okay. Yeah. So, Blake is shooting a movie up there in the peg. Putting him on blast. I don't think he minds, bro.

We'll see. He's a cool guy. He's very funny, dude. He's so tight. Yeah. So you're, how was the peg? You posted a video that I thought was funnier.

Like, the peg is going off. And it was like, It seemed like a very D-level New Orleans bar. Yeah, kind of weird, huh? That's why I was like, what the hell? Yeah, and I'm like, well, in New Orleans, it's like the best of that type of music. Right. And then this seemed like a much worse version of that.

And is that what Winnipeg is like? It's sort of just the worst version of things we have here in America, or is it cool? I don't know. I've never been. Are we saying this is like trombone music, or is this like accordion music? or is this like accordion music like way different stuff? No, not Zytoe.

Not Zytoe. It was like horns and very much Bannabana Bannabham. Yeah. Todd, will you put Zytoe code in the chat? I don't know what that is. Zadikos is like an accordion type of music from New Orleans.

Yeah, and from New Orleans. And they play like, they literally play like washboards and shit. Yeah. Oh, sick. Yeah, it's a, it's a, it's a fucking cool. It's cool to go in and watch for 15 minutes, and then you go, we have to get out of here. I got it.

I got it. I got it. It's a very cool. This is cool to see, and then we have to leave because it's not great. Yeah, it's a cool subculture. I mean, I could go on for hours about Winnipeg, dude. I'm in. I think it's my number one province, Manitoba, Manasnobah, dude.

And you're just saying that because you're there and you're meeting all the people. Yeah, he wants free desserts at dinners and stuff. No, I'm going to tell you why. Because all you eat out here is chicken fingers. Oh, yeah? Every meal is chicken fingers. Dude, I'm in heaven. I'm in heaven.

So this is like a perfect place for like a really, really picky eaters. That's what you're saying? Yeah, absolutely. Dude, and they got like elementary school kids who are super annoying and won't eat anything else. It's a nine-year-old's dream out here, dude. Every meal is chicken taste. Sorry. So, wait.

So obviously there's like canes here. what is the thing there I haven't found a thing It's just every place offers chicken tenders Well every place here offers chicken tenders also No not like this bro And they have a very specific sauce called honey dill And it's the fucking best sauce I've ever had in my life

Okay I got some sauce for you Oh that actually does sound good So it's a honey mustard and dill pickle There's no mustard to it but that is what it tastes like Yeah it's just honey and dill It's a honey dill sauce And it's off the motherfuckin' hook in Winnipeg. Well, honey mustard doesn't taste like mustard.

Oh, yeah, it has a mustard flavor to it. Well, yeah, of course it does. Adam, what are we talking about? Yeah. Does this is like mustard? Honey mustard? What do you think it tastes like? Yeah.

It's got mustard in it. It has this. I mean, I guess so, but it does, I don't really taste that. It's a sweet mustard. Revisit it. Yeah, you're right. I mean, it's in the title, but I don't taste a lot of the mustard in the honey mustard. It's not like a yellow mustard.

It's not like a yellow mustard. It's a hundred mustard. That's right. It's a honey mustard baby. That's right. And you can get burying some honey mustard is more mustardy than others. And it's not like a Dijon. Definitely.

Okay. All right. Fine. Thank you. We won the battle. I wasn't going to let that slide. So that's the walk away from Winnipeg. Winterpeg, dude.

No, it's cool, man. It's surprisingly like way more cultured than I thought. It's very diverse out here, which is fucking sick. It's cold as motherfucker. And diverse means not all white people. Correct, correct. Okay. And what is it?

What's the... Dude, there's a lot of people from the Philippines. There's a lot of like Slovenian people, Ukrainians, a lot of... Yeah, there's parogis on deck. Because they're like, this reminds us of home. This is cold. Yeah, this is cold. Dude, it is so cold.

It is getting colder every motherfucking day. So remember when you used... You've really come around on Canada because you used to hate... Canada. I was a bit of a hinder. You had such a hate for Canada. I, yeah. You said it had no history. Yeah, you said it had, you made a big statement and you said Canada had no history. I still grill everybody about Canadian history and they do have a, they do have trouble summoning it. I don't think that it's really something that's too sticky. Like, U.S. history is, is rich. We got a lot of, a lot of rich history. I'm not sure Canada. I don't want you to elaborate, but,

Go ahead, yeah. I'm sure someone from Canada could explain how they became the Canadian country. Yeah, but you think it'd be like tip of the tongue. Like, I feel like you grill the average United States citizen. They, like, know, they can, like, explain how it all went down. Like, you're a perfect example of someone who doesn't know shit about American history. Yeah, I do, bro. I know it started on the East Coast with colonies and then we spread west.

I know all this, dude. I know this. I take it that. Keep going. What else do you want me to tell you, brother? It did start on the East Coast. Yeah, it started on the East Coast. I know it started in the East Coast. I know people are here and they've been here. I can, hey, get specific with it. I can tell you whatever. Tell me anything that wasn't in a song you learned in first grade. What? What? There's so much of it. What do you want to know? How many representatives are in the house? No, that's stupid. That's politics. I'm not talking that. I'm talking history. What's the Louisiana purchase? That was when we bought Louisiana.

Louisiana from the French. Okay, I stay incorrect. Good job. Thank you. Thank you. By the way, I don't know if he's still the prime minister or whatever, but isn't that dude, Trudeau? Isn't he running with Katie Perry now? Oh, is he?

Are they, are they? I say running with just to like, to sound cool and young. Yeah. Oh my God! You don't say fucking, you say running with or hooking up? No, I think they're like, they're jogging partners. Really? That's kind of a hot couple.

dude. I know. Who is, Blake, who is the president of your country now? I thought of us Trudeau. Canada. They don't have a president. They have parliament, right? Oh, sorry, the prime minister of your country. Todd, who is it? Is it Trudeau? I think it's, I think it's... Wow, Blake. And I thought you were Mr. Canada. I'm not a citizen. I'm not.

I thought you're Mr. Canada. I'm Mr. Winnipeg, all right? I'm not. I claim Winnipeg only at this point. It's the... Justin Trudeau raves about... bringing running partner Katie Perry to meet Japan's ex-prime minister in first joint. Okay, thank you, Todd.

Don Kate! Political appearance. And also, who gives a shit? What? Did you guys see the thing where they say Dustin Trudeau is who's the guy from Cuba? Is it? Vidal Castro? He's Castro's son? Because, like, his mom used to run... Is it Vidal or Fadol? Is that real, Bame?

His mom used to go down to Cuba all the time to like, whatever. and they were like, they were close and he looks just like Fidel Castro. Oh. Adam's licking his lips right now. He loves a good conspiracy. Because this is conspiracy.

Okay. Can we get a side-by-side picture? Look at that picture. Oh, yeah. Justin Trudeau and Fidel Castro, they do look similar. Maybe it's pronounced Justine. Fidel Castro. That's cool.

I love a good conspiracy theory. I'm into those now. Castro, Trudeau. Bruh. Well, now that Kyle is gone, from the podcast. I feel like I need to step up and be the conspiracy theorist. I like that for you. Uh, in the group. I like that

for you. You know what I didn't get? What? A flu shot? Well, why don't you cry about it? My wife and kid got one. I didn't. Why not? You want, you want to get down with the sickness? Needles are scary. Hey, maybe I'm an anti-vexer now. Oh, shit. Who knows? Who knows? Yeah. Who knows what I'm going to get into?

I like that. No, I just didn't want to get a shot. I was hanging out. It's a little ouchy. That'd be a little bit of an ouchy. Yeah. I don't want to get an ouchy. I don't want to get Ouch you did it. I don't think I'm ever going to get a booster. No, why the hell? I'm done. I'm done getting the boosters. Come on. We're done. We're not getting boosted.

I'll get it in 15 years. No. Really? Wait, you're talking a COVID booster. I'm done. Yeah. Like, when I'm susceptible. I don't think at that point you're boosting anymore. I think you're just... Yeah, you got to re-up the whole thing.

What, do you think you're down to like 1% and needs to be boosted again? Yes. I think that's... Isn't that the whole point you get the first one? And then all you need is a booster. You know what? You tell me the point of what the vaccine was. You tell me. Look, you tell me.

You tell me. I know that the states started on the East Coast. Hey, they did as colonies. Am I not correct? Can you name the 13 colonies? Sure. No. Virginia?

Yeah, for sure. New York. New York for sure. I would also have a hard time. 13 colonies. New York, Virginia's main. Blake, let's not do it. No, not Maine.

Maine was not a colony? No, no, no. Maine was not a colony? Was Rhode Island? Yeah. Uh, yeah. It has to be. Why did Maine get left out?

New Hampshire. New Hampshire, for sure. New Jersey. New Jersey is anything new. Is in that thing? Vermont? I don't think so. Vermont and Maine, maybe not?

Massachusetts for sure. Oh, yeah, Massachusetts was in this mother phone. Yeah, oh, yeah, big time. Connecticut. Philadelphia. Philadelphia. Philadelphia. is not upstate.

Philadelphia is not a state. Pennsylvania. My man. I think Pennsylvania was like the first one. Todd. Here, let's look. No, okay, I had the list. Adam, don't look at the list.

There you go. Oh, you don't want me to look at it? Okay. No, I think it goes down to Georgia. No Florida, right? No. Well, I did just peek at a list. So I do know.

So let's start from the bottom. Virginia is the first colony. Okay. Hell yeah, it is. Oops, winning. I think that's their license place. Virginia. South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland.

Maryland for days. Maryland for sure. Philadelphia. Massachusetts for sure. Philadelphia. Rhode Island, Massachusetts, Connecticut. Not Philadelphia. Pennsylvania.

Massachusetts. And if you're in Connecticut. Is West Virginia? No. I think at the time it was all just one Virginia. There was no West Virginia. Rhode Island. Look at the size of that, Virginia.

We're at like nine. We're at nine right now. Damn, really? Yeah. We're missing something? Well, none of us, the thing is, I know people are going to... What about the Carolinas? I said that.

I said Northern South Carolina. We did. We did. People are going to be talking on us because they're listening and they live on the East Coast. It's so much easier to remember the stuff when you live there and you go, oh, all my neighboring states, those are the ones we were the original colonies. It's so easy for you. And you walk, you walk past plaques every day. He's living in Oakland.

Blake's never left California. He never left. California. Yes. Me and Durs are Midwestern kids. Yeah. Hey, you ask me the bordering states of Nebraska? Boom.

I know all of them. Boom. Off the fucking tippy top. Tippy top of my head. And could you do that? Fucking East Coasters? There's no way. Absolutely not.

No, I guarantee you you couldn't. There's zero possibility that you would know all the bordering states to Nebraska. So, fuck off if we don't know the 13 colonies. So fuck the fuck off. So fuck off. We got nine. Is it important? What's in the middle of the United States?

No, not at all. It's not. It's not. Is the 13 colonies more important? Yes. What are we missing? Did we say Delaware? Oh.

We did not say. There's a 10. That's 10. Okay. Good job. Nice pull. Nice pull, dude. Uh.

I was on Jeopardy, man. I feel like we've said it. Yeah. All right. Here, I'll just, I'll read it. Oh, Georgia's one. I said Georgia. I said Georgia.

Really. You didn't say Georgia. I said, let's start from the bottom. Georgia. And then I said, South Carolina, North Carolina. Virginia. Okay. I'm pissed now!

Okay, yep, yep. New Jersey, we didn't say New Jersey. Yes, we did. I said New Jersey. Yeah, Ders dropped it. I think we've named them all. I think we got them all. Okay, so it's Virginia was first, 1607.

Shout out Virginia. Then, what, 13 years later, Massachusetts, they hopped on board. Then three years later, New Hampshire, then Maryland, then Connecticut, Rhode Island, Delaware, North Carolina, South Carolina, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania, and Pennsylvania. Georgia. I think we just didn't have Delaware. Yeah. And I said Maryland at some point. Yes.

Yes, we said Maryland. Dude, it's crazy. I'm smart. We just know stuff. With the three of us combined, we can get 10 of the 13 colonies. And I'm sorry, was Maine one of them? Did you say Maine? Oh, son of a bitch.

No. No, Maine is not. Do you guys know the state capitals? No, no, no. Yes, I'm good. No, I'm very bad at that. Blake, stop. Dude hit me.

Hit me with it. What's the capital of Maryland? It's not Baltimore I don't know I don't know You could say Anyone except Maryland Maryland I don't know

You could say Train Town What do you mean The first one he says Is the only one that you don't know No Anyone but Maryland No try me with another one

Arizona It's It's not Phoenix It's Well Blake I thought you were good And you said I'm good with this No it starts with the T

It starts with the T Like, what isn't the capital of Tucson? Tucson, Arizona. Is it? No. Dude, I don't know, but I mean, I said I was bad. You said you were good and then you immediately. Yeah, you said I'm good on that.

No, I am good. I am good. No, I am good. I am good. I am good. It's early over here. It's early. I'm two hours ahead. It's not early. It's earlier here. Dude, it's earlier here. It's one p.m. It's later. I had a late call. I had a, I was out late. No, you did. I was out late. I'm going to do you a solid. I'm going to do you a solid. You grew up in Northern California. Oh, so Anna's saying it is Phoenix. Oh, yeah, I said that.

Phoenix, no, you didn't. You said it's not Phoenix. That was the first thing I said. I said it's not, not Phoenix. Jesus. You were so dumb. What is the capital of Oregon? Not Salem.

Don't stop saying what it isn't. God. It's Salem. What's the capital of California? Sacramento. What's the capital of Nevada? Carson City. Hey, Todd says it is Salem.

It is Salem, yeah. That's what I said. It's not not Salem. him. Carson City, Nevada. Keep going. I'm here. I got it. You don't have it. I do, dude. I do, dude. Washington. I do, dude. Washington is, um... Salem. No, no, no. Olympia. Olympia, Olympia. Am I right? Who gives a shit? That's a good whole song. I know that much.

Thank you. Thank you. This is hot radio, bro. This is hot radio. This is so hot. This is Blake knows the capitals of the two states around him. Admittedly, the older I get, the more interested in I am in American history. I'm like, do I just fucking dive? Do I, like, at what age do you go, oh, fuck? I remember when my dad, he was probably about 40. I think he was maybe younger than me. He just bought all these World War II tapes and just would sit in the living room watching World War II tapes.

Yeah. That shit's important. Now at this, at the time, I'm like, this is so fucking stupid. Why are we watching these black and white tapes? Yeah. Now I'm like, do I fire this up? The Ken Burns American Revolution, I think, is dropping or just dropped. Oohie.

So that's one to jump into with Bo. Don't even watch that shit that's well made and all that. Just go on YouTube, my favorite, my favorite platform. And just look up like vets from those days, just talking to camera. That's what Ken Burns does. Oh, okay, cool. Because like just watching it just coming straight from the whole. horse's mouth is just, it's incredible to watch these guys talk.

Well, hey, there's no vets from the American Revolution. Okay. But if you watch it as like Vietnam or from the Civil War, they don't exist. I thought we were talking World War II. I'm sorry. I missed that second part. Well, he just talked about the American Revolution and, uh, I don't acknowledge that. But they have really cool people reading.

And by the way, the World War II vets, there's only like a hundred of them left, maybe less than that. Yeah. They're all 98 years old right now. Do we make that movie? where us and old people make up and then like a building gets taken over. Patrick Stewart is.

We want to invent a video game, but... But we're old? We're too old. Oh, yeah, no, no. Activision is bringing us in for like a modern warfare because they're going to do like a throwback game and they have to round up. And the building gets taken over

and we have to use everything we know as an old person. This is a good idea. Yeah. I love this. Like shoot preparation H into somebody's eyes. Yes. Yes, dude, I like this We have to go to the bathroom

And luckily I have my depend So I'm able to just shit my pants Right You put a diaper over somebody's head And so I hate them With my shit in it Yeah, yeah, yeah This is good

It's too much like nom No, one of us goes, tell me You didn't have poop in that And you go Then I won't tell you Yeah, yeah Do not come Okay, I won't tell you

Don't fart Do not come Oh, that's it Okay, each of us is from a different war and we kind of are always arguing about whose war

was kind of the toughest I'm not saying what war I'm from but I definitely have a German accent and you're like I recognize you and I go

there's no way you recognize me yeah it was very tough you wouldn't recognize me I was all the way up in the tower

I was way up here way up here you're just when you do that I see seems like you didn't fight for the right side

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Winnipeg because I am the number one authority Murder Peg, baby So there's snow on the ground Well, okay, here's the other thing When I was first here Sounds like you might need some new running shoes, pal Yeah, I do. Oh my God, I almost slipped three times I almost died three times

I got you, I got you, I'll text you something I'm on some like, yeah, I need some grippers You can't, not the SLs, not how there. Okay. That's the thing. And people are out here running in the snow. Like, I see people I know. They're just, they're just used to it. Dude, I was just up in Oregon for Thanksgiving and did the turkey trot like in the rain. Nobody gives a shit. They're like, this is, if we didn't go outside when it rained, we would never go outside. Hold on. I think someone's here to clean my apartment. One second. Here we go. Oh. Hello. Had them seen this video. Yeah, hang on.

Yeah, I'm doing a podcast. That's okay. This is on the 64th page of Pornhub right here. Yeah, we're talking. This is when you're digging in the craze. Start at the back. Yeah. It's so clearly their girlfriend. I'm just here to clean. Do you want to clean this?

Oh, my God. That was, wow. Good thing I had pants on. Oh, my, what? Sorry. Wow. Wait, do you normally not have pants on when you do the podcast? Don't it matter?

Huh. I'm not sure I know how to feel about that comment. Dude, that was the thing about all the Zoom stuff. Yeah, you didn't have to wear pants during the Zoom era. You know you're at work and you can't see. say things like that. Amber? Yeah.

Dude, that joke, that joke fucking fired. That joke was, as the kids would say, was lit. Yeah. Kind of dad court. It was fucking lit at the beginning of Zoom. And then, like, I would say day three of quarantine after you've done, like, 35 Zunes. You're on mute. Then all of a sudden, you're like, someone would say it, and you're like, shut the fuck up.

Hey, fucking stop. Stop it with that bullshit. There had to have been a sketch that somebody did it or maybe this could really happen. People were like, oh, maybe I'm not wearing pants. And people all laugh. And then the person who wants a bigger laugh is like, yeah, I'm not wearing pants.

I'm jacking off. My dick is in my hands, everyone. Hold up. And they're like, whoa. Well, if he was jacking off, it was just a bit. Greg. Yeah. Greg is just a bit, dude.

Look, I'm shaving my pubes below camera here. Whoa, Michael. Michael. I'm actually fingering my own asshole over here. Oh, Jason. You're not wearing pants? Yeah, you're not wearing pants? I'm figuring my own asshole.

He said he wasn't wearing pants. Yeah, but. Yeah, but. I have my cell phone up my ass and I keep telling my girlfriend to text me. Oh, my God, Frank. Oh, my God. What are you? Yeah.

Craig, you dog. What are you doing? What are you doing? Yeah, I'm actually fucking my dog underneath the table. Jesus, Carl. What are you? Jesus. I'm sitting on a Sibian and I just came out of my butthole somehow.

I opened a can of tune and I dipped my balls in it and my cat is just going to town, like in my nose. Oh, my God, Gerald, what are you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. I actually just killed a guy with my cock, my dick knife. Oh, yeah, he's dead. He's underneath the table and he's dead now because I stabbed him with my dick knife.

Oh, my God, Paul. What? Yeah. Anyway. Anyway. He said he didn't have his pants on. I'm going to mute myself. I do love the idea of somebody like, oh, Paul, you're on mute.

Oh, sorry, I was just saying I killed the guy with my dick. Okay. Oh. Oh. You know, he said he didn't have pants on and everyone laughed. Yeah. Uh-huh. They liked that.

All right. No one's laughing. Okay. Well, first order of business. Well, let, let, laugh, laugh, wow. Did anyone find those POs? No. Did that email go through?

I'll tell you when went through my dick through the hole of my boxers Oh my God And I'm jerking it now Man, you were so dumb Stephen Oh you know what we didn't cover is Thanksgiving's

Did you guys have a good Thanksgiving? What was the Thanksgiving? All-timer I didn't get to have one You guys, you had an all-timer? I love that I love an all-time Thanksgiving No, it was fine, it was good

It was thorough That's good You know what I mean? Yeah, that's good. Yeah, we had a good one. The family came here. It's fun to watch Bo for whatever reason. He just loves my father.

Does that happen to you guys? Is it like a boy's loving, like, old men? Like, because my dad is like a gruff. You guys know my dad. He's like a gruff guy. Yeah. Right, but he's a nice guy. That shit's important.

He's a nice guy. He's a super cuddly bear. But he doesn't have like a sweet voice. He goes, hey, buddy. come over here give grandpa they know the vibe they feel the vibe

and then he does and I'm like this voice should terrify you yeah but he just runs right to him gives him big hugs sit cuddles up next to him don't you remember

when you're a little kid just like snuzzling into like your father's chest hair and just sitting there for a while yes I know this might come as a surprise you guys

I don't have that memory okay or your uncle your uncle's chest hair don't have that member. Yeah, or Jeffrey Jones. Yes, Howard the Duck. I remember pressing my face up to the television during Howard the dog. It gets Jeffrey Jones, the known pedophile. He's falling asleep in his chest hair. Yeah. You don't remember that? I think my parents liked my kids when they were really young, and then as soon as they got loud, they were like, no, we're done here. We can't. We can't handle the

noise. It's too crazy. They're too old. I'm wondering if that's going to happen over here, because... Your parents aren't yet 70? No, not yet. But in like two years. But... Yeah, so they're fine. In five years when Bo is like seven years old,

and he's being loud as shit, and my parents are in their mid-70s, maybe they're going to be like, I'm off this. Too much. I'm good. It's science. Yeah.

I'm good with this. Also, you've got to be careful what kind of toys you buy them. There's some really loud ones out there. Dude, the amount of toys that is being shipped to the house for Bo for Christmas, and you open them up and you're like, this is going to ruin

my life. Don't buy the loud fucking toys from China that are just... And then the voices... And they're always from China. Loud? Huh. Interesting. Loud from America.

Line them up. I mean, whatever. Just, I mean, like, cheaply made. Like, just like the stuff that you're like, oh, this, he's going to break off a piece. He's going to swallow a bunch of batteries. There's going to be a battery. Swall a battery.

He's going to eat the battery. He knows just where to go to get him. What month is his birthday? Of February. Oh, yeah. So look, we deal with the same thing because we got November, December birthday's year. I mean, the gifts, they stack up. So, like, they've got all their stuff from their birthday.

And then Christmas comes around the corner, if that's what you celebrate. And they, like, can't handle it. It's too many toys. It's too many things. So we, like, really dial it down. And I imagine it'll be the same thing. post-Christmas in February having a birthday, you're like, didn't I just get a bunch of stuff? You already have your shit.

Kind of. And then you just see like six months later, three of those things still in the box, like in the corner of the room. And you're like, yo, bust these out. Look at this new thing, yeah. You know what it is? But they play with the box. They don't play with the toy. They have more fun with the box.

I'm like, I should have just bought a box. Yeah, I'll give you a box. Come here. I'm jerking off under this. Well, you know when that's true is when they, are like six months old and can't do anything. Then they can play with a box. But now Bo is like, yeah, cool, a box,

but then the actual toy, I'm not sort of gonna fuck with you. But guess what? When they circle back, when they have a younger sibling who plays the box, they go, oh yeah, the box. It's not a box. It's a race car. It's not a box. It's a World War I bunker.

When I see the kids doing that, then I remember the box. And now I'm playing with the box. we're all just playing in the box and i go hey guys let's just chow this little box when we and what i love is when i'm trying to talk to the producers in the chat and i mention multiple times i asked them multiple questions and then they don't uh answer no one no one how long have we been going how long we've been going hello hello sorry about 40 minutes yeah yeah and then todd just response thanks thanks buddy any takebacks todd any apologies todd uh see i thought we were going

an hour and a half. I was about ready to pull the plug. No. We're done here. This one feels like it. I mean, last week we just had a good time. We were on fire. It was fun. We were coming on fire.

It was good to see you guys. Now I'm like fucking saying chow box out of nowhere. I mean, we didn't even, did we even cover the Las Vegas live show? Did we even talk about how fucking dope that was? No, I don't even think we did. What a banger it was. It was very cool. We had thunder from down under.

That was all. That was awesome. They came on stage. I mean, we must have been double-booked. We must have been double-booked because they stormed the stage and they started dancing. We're like, hold up, wait a minute. What a tree. There's our couch.

What a tree. Our couch is already out there. So we had to fucking dance battle. I saw Blake's asshole. Hot, hot, hot. I shook my dick around. And by the way, we all ripped our shirts off. Very sexy, very hot.

Even though I feel like I'm not in my best shape right now, we all looked pretty good. It has to be said. Okay. We all look pretty good. It has to be said. It has to be said. Seeing us from the crowd's perspective, you see the little camera, you know, people are filming us with their phones, whatever, with their little phone cameras, and then you're

like, oh, we're looking pretty good. And Blake, you're looking really good. It's got to be said. Great ass! It's got to be said. Blake has abs for days. I've been eating so much lately. I'm trying to kind of plump up, and it's obviously, it's not.

It's you're building muscle. Yeah. It's happening. Adam, I don't disagree. You're finally feeding your muscles. Yeah. I'm not malnourished. I don't disagree, Adam.

I was happy with all of our showings. I think is what they call it. It's a showing. Yes, it's a showing. I'm a dude. But it has to be said. It has to be said. That the Thunderdown Under guys' bodies are so legit.

They're just mountains. They're unreal. They're unreal. They were unbelievable. Nothing moves on them. Yeah, they're very hard looking. And I wanted to talk about it on stage, but they really are from down under. This isn't just, they're not just putting it on.

They're not just getting the biggest guy out there. They're pulling from the farms in Australia, and they are bringing you hot beef. And literally, it was like he met a guy. Didn't he say he met a guy at a bar and was talking with him? It was very like Jislane Maxwell, or it's like, hey, you know what you should do? I'm going to bring you to America and you're going to dance, baby. pizza and you're gonna dance and he legit just met a guy at a bar and was like hey like i mate never danced before he had never done anything like this and he goes you want to come to america

perform with thunder down under and we'll train you to dance he's all quite the rig yeah and he's like yeah you you got quite the rig mate yeah and he was like oh yeah sure and then kind of forgot about it and found the card like two months later how bitch a cock man gave that gave him a ring or whatever and and then it was real and he actually did it and he ends the story and he goes that was eight years ago

I'm like damn dog you've been this jacked for eight years it's hard to maintain that level of jacked I mean speaking from experience it's hard to maintain that level and one of those guys

I think the oldest or like the most senior guy he was probably in his 40s I mean it's all diet it's all diet you guys it's just all diet I'm so fucking hungry Could you imagine living in Vegas and not getting blackout drunk five nights a week?

Like, it would be hard. Well, he did say that there's a pretty high turnover rate of mates fresh off the boat who come there. It's Vegas baby. They go ham. And then three months later, they're like, see you. And they're Australian, so they're mad. They're absolutely mad. The bonkers.

They don't say that. Oh, yeah. They're mental. But there's a little bit of a turnover. over of like the newbies he said yeah but if you're if you get it and you get in the program too by the way they're all stretching and i'm like he's like oh i can't i'm like oh you got a stretch he's like oh for sure man like i've been doing this so long like my back's all fucked up they're all like yeah our backs are all fucked up and i'm like doesn't seem that crazy we go out there i'm shaking my

shit so hard threw my back out you really did i didn't know you actually did you really I sat down on the couch and was like, uh-uh, and then woke up the next morning. Oh, why didn't we talk about that? It's boring. I feel like that's good podcasting. No, no, no. I think I mentioned it. Because he doesn't want to show weakness.

Yeah. Yeah, so that's why I'm saying it now. Ders hate showing weakness. I like, I like weakness at a, at a distance. Yeah, at a distance. Yeah. Are you better now, or have you worked out all the kinks, or is your back still pretty tweaked? I have worked out all the kinks.

I was telling Todd this beforehand, but woke up. We were out to like three-ish, you know, just. before we saw Joey Fetone and said good night. Yeah, that's right. I'll circle back. And then I woke up at, I think, 7.30 and was like, I'm wrecked. I need to go down to the gym, went down there where they had like Theragons and foam rollers and just went to town on myself for like a half hour.

The fact that you went to the gym at 7 after going to bed at 3, that's wild. That's very impressive, buddy. Yeah, I mean. I had a truly horrible day the next day. Yeah. I was, I was wrecked. I also did three days in a row, so it was a lot. Yeah.

You did three days in a row. But let's talk about what we were drinking that entire night. It was like one of everything. Yeah, it was very vagus in that way. It was like beers beforehand, or no, we had drinks at dinner. Yes, which were like martini. And I was drinking Cosmos because we were at the Cosmopolitan. So I was drinking Cosmos, I saw you.

I think two Cosmos and a beer at dinner. Two or three beers during the show. Yes. Then we went, probably had a beer after. Then we went to that party. We were drinking whatever was getting passed around. Margaritas. Then we went to Bruno Mars house party or whatever it was, his club.

God, I wish you was there. And I'm drinking, whoever got champagne, I'm like, oh, this is a real good thing to have it 2 a.m. After drinking all night. Drink champagne. Then I'm drinking like vodka cranberries because it's just like the bottle service situation. Perfect. Then I go to bed. Yeah.

How I did not vomit, don't know. And then the coolest part was that song, Despacito, you've got to cue that up, like, Despacito by Luis Francie, is my wife's, is Chloe's favorite. She loves that song. Big song, big song. He gets on stage, he sings it, voice of an angel. That's right. He was there in person in the crowd. He was there in person in the crowd.

This is not organized. He gets on stage. They play. The house band at the Pinky Ring and the Bellagio is Bruno Mar's club. The house band is electric. Yeah, they rock it. And if I was getting married tomorrow, I would pay all the money in the world to have these guys perform at my wedding. They were awesome.

They were fucking fantastic. There's a lot of variables in that whole situation. If you were getting married tomorrow, all the money in the world? I would pay a lot, a hefty, a true. Just their asking range. The going rate. The going rate. Which I bet

I bet it's a lot. They have this steady gig. They, you know, they probably can't dip out, you know. It's got to be 40 or 50 grand.

Also, seeing how tight they were and you're like, oh man, everything in Vegas is so fucking tight. Like, like just everybody's on

their shit, like the shows. And then you're so dialed in for entertainment. And then you think back to what we did with the days and I'm like,

we were bringing the thunder, baby. Dude, no, I know, the guy that booked the room at the cosmopolitan

the Chelsea Theater. The guy that was like in charge of the Chelsea Theater when he saw the Wizards come on stage. Yeah. And he saw the Wizards costume and he goes, wow, bringing that Vegas entertainment. He said, I don't know if that's the exact quote, but it was something like that. He was like dunking on us. And not us, the Wizards, but I didn't know what you meant for a second. Yeah.

He's lucky they don't, they don't come out the realm and fucking snap on that floor. Yeah, they might. They might. Hopefully they do again because we had a great time there Hopefully we're allowed back But so Luis Francie gets on stage Then the guy Had I'm blanket on his name

From pranksters Impractical Jokers Impractical Jokers The main guy No I wouldn't say he's the main guy He's not, he's actually not on the show anymore Isn't he the main guy? Well he's one of the main guys

I think he's the one not on the show Yes he's the one not on the show What is his game? That's why he's the main one for me Goodbye It was a it was Joe, right? Yes, Joe Gotto.

You did the show, didn't you, Blake? Yes, I did. Yeah, I did. So you know his name, right? He wasn't on the show when I did it. Oh, okay, got it. Yes, so his name's Joe Gotto. Yeah.

So I met him a handful of times. He comes over to me. He sees me in our little booth area, and he starts talking to me, and he's like, I'm hanging out with Joey Fetone and Louis Fransy, who just performed, you guys should hang out with us. But that was right as the club was ending. It was like 3 a.m. and everything's winding down, and we're taking off.

And we're like, oh, we're out of here. And we walk out, and they walk out at the same time. And we're feeling good. And then we're walking all the way back to our hotel with them, because they're staying at the same hotel. Through, like, the casino tunnels and all that. Yeah. So we walk for like 15 minutes with these guys.

The longest walk. And I find out that Luis Francie, who has this whole, like, he seems like the most Puerto Rican man alive, went to high school with Joey Fetone and Jogato. They're high school friends. All of them in Florida, and they were in an acapella group in high school. Oh, my God.

What the fuck. How is this not? That's Illuminati, dude. That's Illuminaughty. Yeah, these are lizards. Has anyone said those lizard? Illuminati. Damn, that's very.

Points. That's crazy. That's when you learn, like, Randy Moss and Homeboy White Chocolate played like high school basketball and football together. That's a cool link.

Where you're like, what? Yeah. Yeah, and just like two of the most freak athletes were just homies. And, you know, it makes sense that are pushing each other. And then Luis Franci and Joey Fetone were pushing each other to be singing legends.

And then Joe Gatto was like, I'm going to do comedy. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I just watched my big.

Fat Greek wedding the other night. Yeah, so I thought that was very weird. But Luis Franzi, great guy. And is there any tapebacks, any apologies, any epic slams here? Why is Todd Louise Fonzie? Fonzie, Fonzie, Fonzie. Fonzie. Hans and Fonzie.

You know, I want to take back the fact that I doubted myself on any of the capitals. Obviously, I did. I kept saying on that. You doubted yourself. I did, though. My first instinct was the correct instinct, and I got to learn to trust my first. Capital of Indiana? Indianapolis.

I don't know if that's true. No way to tell. There's no way to tell. My kids are always like, what's the capital of stone? I'm like, that's your job. Yeah, you, that's for, it is Indianapolis. You tell me, bitch. I know what it is.

I'm not telling you. I was right. Indies a fun place. I've had some good nights in Indianapolis. Yeah, man. Ace are gang. Get your shrimp cocktail on. No, I feel like I stand by everything I say.

I would like for people to believe that I'm an alien. Like, I'm a lizard person. A lizard man. You're sorry that you weren't. That's your apology? Yeah, I want. I guess it's not an apology. It's a want from TIA Nation to really think I'm a lizard person.

Any takebacks apologies are hard wishes. If you got wishes, if I have a hard wish. It's a hard wish. I got a hard wish. So TII Nation, if you could just start putting it in the streets that Adam is a reptoid, that would be really helpful to his brand. And Adam, you need to buy some of those contact lenses

that make it look like your lizard and also split your time. Absolutely. That Ders had in Game Over me. Remember? Oh my God. And I was like, put them on, worth them for an hour. I was like, we can't do it. We can't do this. If you're listening now... Did that not make the movie? No. No. I was going to

wear like snake eye, like vertical pupil contacts the entire movie and I think not mention it yeah we just wanted you to be a fucking kind of a weirdo you wore them in the

flashback scene that didn't make the movie right I think you do have them on and you guys were like why are you wearing the I think I had them on and we were like let's just make it so like I put them on to be cool and you guys hate them and I'll take them out later because I was like I can't wear this the entire movie they were yeah they were like driving my eyes

crazy. I think we have them in like the very first scene. Adam kept like rubbing on me and I was like, this has to, well, this can't continue. As one fellow lizard to another. If he gets married tomorrow, he'll pay the world. And boys, I...

All the money in the world. I now have my fingers up my ass. Okay. Yeah. And I'm fucking killing a homeless guy with my dick and I underneath this table. Sorry, I'm house. Winston, please. Well, Blake, place out

some despicito, buddy. Okay, you got it. I want to hear. That was another episode of this is imported. Oh, hi. Dude. Oh, my God. And his voice is so silky smooth.

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