This Is Important - Ep 279: The Kids Are Dogging

Episode Date: January 13, 2026

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This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of IHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about what's the most important, bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet. Today on this is important? I barely even get drunk anymore, dudes. It sucks. This is how you get a caterpillar in your vagina. You get an infection.

Monday, you can party because you have. have to set it off. Buckle up. Booh-beo-be- What up? Boys. Dem boys. Guys, this one's going to be hot.

This one's going to be short, but it's going to be funny. It's going to be super funny. If you're listening, you've been more. It's going to be short, hot, and funny. Oh, the Adam Divine biography. Hello. Hot, funny, and short. Is that what you said?

Short, hot, and funny. Yes, points. Adam, early points out the gate. I told you guys. First points of the new year for our boy. Welcome. Do you guys like saying, hey, listeners? Did I get any points last week?

I think I might have gotten some points. I'll tell you what I do. My beer has zero points. Zero point zero. I think that's actually what it does have. Points of alcohol. Heineken zero. Woo.

But guys, you can't be drinking the Heineken Z. It looks so cold. It's refreshing. And it's wet. in front of me. I didn't cool mine. So I had a room temp Heineken Zero. Not as good. Not as good. Still wet.

It's better. It's better cold. They are to be enjoyed cold. They are a sponsor of the podcast and we're doing a little commercial for them right after we're done recording this. Right. And that's actually how they phrase it. They said, can you guys do a little commercial? And we're like, that's what

we do. You got it. Just a little bitch-ass commercial. Just do one little bitch-ass commercial. Can't do a big one. How was your guys' New Year's Eve? We're recording this a week before it comes out. Happy New Year. And we had already, New Year's has come and gone. But we is our first time seeing each other since the New Year's.

So it's good to see you. It really is. And it was a great New Year. It was a fantastic New Year. Hey, Flick, what did you do? I just went clubbing, dude. I went clubbing. So did I.

But what does that mean to you? Yeah, did you go out clubbing people? Were you rioting? Seals. No, no, no, no. That was the six. You save that for the six. If I know Blake, it's Seals.

Yeah, okay, he's clubbing Seals. Okay, come on, man. No, Samantha DJed a party on New Year's Day. So I went out New Year's Eve to a restaurant that was kind of a party, and then I went out the next day and partied again, dude. Okay, yes. Now, New Year, okay, so it's already. Yeah.

What? New Year's Eve. Adam's asking what you did for New Year's Eve. Yeah. I went to a restaurant that had a party. Now, was Sam with you? Yes. Okay, okay.

Yeah. Yeah, I spent it with my loved one. Okay, that's nice. Thank you. That's fun. That's fun. I like, you know what? I like a good restaurant.

I feel like I'm at that age. If I'm out at a club, it's too much. It's too much. Yeah. And Adam, am I wrong when I say, do you like, or have you ever liked? I think maybe you have being the loud table? Oh. Huh.

And if you did, do you still like being the loud table? The loud table, like at a restaurant. Yeah. You know, you go to a restaurant and there's the loud table who's just having the best time. And you're like, I think you guys like, you're not having a good time. You just want to be the loud table. Right. And so it's a little performative.

There's a lot of clapping when laughing and you're like, I don't know if you really clap when you laugh when you're just at home with your friends. No. You want to be the. loud table. Adam's not that guy. Adam's not that guy. I've never thought about being the loud table or wanted to be the loud table. So then you've been it. I think I want to start being. I mean, I bet I've I bet I've been the loud table because we were having a great time at dinner. Oh, but you weren't thinking about it. But no, I would not say I'm a performative. I think I can tell the difference between the table that's having a good time and the table that wants to be.

the loud table. See, when I think of having a great blowout time, I think of my bachelor party at the steak chalet in Lake of the Ozarks. Yeah. And that was a true fucking banger

where we all were taking our shirts off. It was getting a little wet and wild. You took your shirts off so he knew you ordered. Of course. Yes, that was the way to notify that you have. Tell the listeners. Tell the listeners. So you take your shirt off, so there's a lot of us. So he was even

getting confused. And the only way he could get it straight is if you took your, if you took your shirt off, then he knew you had already ordered. So it was like Caesar salad and a steak. And listeners, quick, quick pop quiz. If you had your shirt on. Yeah, that's right.

You knew you ordered. That's right. That's right. Knocked grandma! Shout out to anybody driving their car who just said it out loud. Send you a shirt. No, but I love a good, like big fun dinner. I really do.

Something about it. Yeah. Routy boy dinner. I like a rowdy boy dinner. Hey, even rowdy girls, girls are invited too. Okay. Yeah, you know, just, you know, there might be shots involved. There might be, hey, there might be a beer chug off.

Okay. If it's me and my boys. You know, like this? And, and yeah, we want the dessert menu. Bring it. You know what? Give us one of each. Yeah.

We're going to need a table of desserts. Such a boss move. Yeah, such a boss move. A lot of spoons. We're going to need a lot of spoons. We're going to need a lot of spoons. If you one of each the dessert menu, you are such a fucking bossilini, dude. That is the most gangster move you can probably do.

That sounds like a dessert. And I don't care where you're at. No, it could be Red Rob. If you're at a high-end restaurant, great. It could be at Chili's 2. Yeah. To go. And it could be in the airport.

You could be at LAX Chili's 2, go. At the LAX Airport. Yeah. And you buy a round of desserts, you're a fuck. fucking boss. Bosalini, my friend. You might be a, as Blake would say, a Baselini. Keep saying it.

You keep saying it. I'm going to repeat it. I feel like in 2026, it's going to be big. Bossolini. Bossolini energy. So what was the restaurant? What was the vibe like here? Sampa.

It's called Sampa. It's a really good restaurant downtown. How's the desserts? Did you buy them all? Elevated Filipino food. And it's very tasty. See, what I'd like about Blake, because he gets to hang out with a lot of Filipinos.

I do. I live a blessed life in that way. I know. And admittedly, the few Filipinos that I do know, I like them. Yeah, they're great people.

Filipino people. I hate to generalize, but they're all great. They're all great. They're like the Australians of Asia. Okay. I like that. They're all great.

You like them all. I like that. I got no qualms with that. Yeah. You like them all. I love it. But yeah. And when they're the loud table, you go, well, they're the Australian invasion.

And I might even take it, I might say that Australians are the Filipinos of Australia. Okay. I like this. I might just say that. Well, you know what I love? I love being at a restaurant and having the back room. Yeah. Or you and your boys can just get a little wild.

Now, that is Basolini. And that's the true test. If you're loud in the back room, that's Baselini. You're doing it because you're loud. If you're doing it out amongst everybody, like when someone shows up and everybody screams, I'm like, I know what you're going on. You want to be the loud table.

Here's the thing, though. Well, what if it's someone's birthday? It's like a, you know, it's like an event. Obviously, that's an exception. I think that every restaurant should have a back room. It shouldn't just be nice restaurants. Like, I want the back room. Interesting.

At a Chili's too. At chilies. Bill, you once got busy and a Burger King? back room? I want a back room at Fuddruff. You know what I mean? RIP. Someone would get Fuddruck. Yeah. Hell. Yeah, bud.

Don't go in there. Someone's getting their red fucked. Yes, points. There you go. Who's points? You know what? One for each. Yeah. Points. Points are flowing in the new year. Well, I sort of said it first. Well, I gave it to you.

They're two points. I said it louder. When you say it louder and second, it's actually better. Yeah. That's usually my move. Kind of it. This thing's going right to my dome. Into the match. Yeah, I guess. And it does have a point.

Straight to the point. Okay. Well, that's fun. And then, and then you kept it going, New Year's Day. Day, yeah. The party train continued.

New Year's Day night, though, right? Or, like, day, this was a day thing? New Year's Day night. Yes. Yeah. Wow. That's wild. Yeah, man.

Yeah, man. Shout out to the parent-in-laws. And what is a, because what day, what day of the week was that? That's a great question. I don't really know. There's no way to tell.

I got lost, you guys. Over this break, I got real lost on the days. And I guess I'm wondering like, I guess maybe it was a Saturday night. It must have been. Must have been a weekend night. We don't even know now. No, no, no. That was New Year's Eve was Wednesday.

Thursday. It was Thursday night. Thursday is the classic party night. That's the first of the weekend. That's a classic party. Yeah. Thursday's a classic party. God, Thursday night in college.

Oh, my God. Tell us about it. It was just like, well, I mean, there was a real time where it went Tuesday to Sunday. But there was a time when you just started dipping your toe in Thursday nights, freshman sophomore year. We were like, I think we can do Thursday nights now. And it's all good. I just want to party. It's a slippery slope, though, because then it does become Tuesday nights.

But Thursday nights, because Fridays and Saturdays just aren't enough. Oh, no. You want to party all the time. The best. Yeah, my college days were spent at. at the Hollywood Improv. And for us, it was... Chocolate Sunday.

It was way weird. No, Mo Betta Monday. Mo Betta Monday. That was ours. No, Wednesday night really went off. That was like the college night. Humpty. Blake remembers.

Where they would bus in UCLA kids or what? Yeah, UCLA and USC kids. Yeah. Literally bus them in, right? Yeah, they would come in like frats or sororities. would like bring a literal bus. And so then it was just chaos. And I was 21 working there.

And it was time of my life. And I would say the college kids are the Filipinos of Australia. That's how crazy they are. Huh. Huh. Okay. Um, I don't know.

I told you, dude. A Wednesday nights, man. Yeah. What day can't you party? And so when you're, when your girls DJing, Where are you? Are you stage side? Or are you mingling? Are there friends you're there with? Or do you just have to stage dive? The answer is Monday, Blake. Monday's the day that you rest. Monday, you can party because you have to set it off right. I think Tuesday is the day for no partying. Tuesday's a

non-party day. Okay. I would say Monday and Tuesday, that should be you're taking a break. I would say Monday feels wrong. And Tuesday feels naughty in a good night. Isaac, Popper. And dropping in with Taco Tuesday. That is true. That's a great. Jesus. But that's why they created. And Blake, is there a reason you don't have that tattooed across your belly?

Maybe the only good thing he's ever put in the chat. The first time he's really come in swing. And thank you, Isaac, Taco Tuesday. Because Adam, that was so automatic for him. That wasn't even a thought. That's just a knee-jerk reaction from the Southern California sunburnt dad. Broj. Dude.

Big red. The red wave. right though i think that's why they started taco tuesday is because tuesdays are so bad and depressing that they had to ignite it with taco tuesdays why are tuesdays depressive bud tuesdays tuesdays suck tuesdays are terrible i don't know i hate tuesdays you're on you're on your way nothing happens on tuesday there's no football there's no and you know i love my football there's no there's no swim meets there never has yeah it's not hump day yeah you're right now yeah maybe tuesday does suck tuesday

is, I think it is the worst day of the week. But that's my point is that like, Tuesday is for leaders, okay? Because if you go out, if you grab your guys and you go out on Tuesday, you're setting the fucking tape. You want to be the loud table? Go to see loud tables.

Tuesday night is the king night for loud tables because people are going out with intention. I was intoxicated. Tuesday night is when you go out and any table in the restaurant is the loud table because they're one of the only tables in the restaurant. So anyone who's there talking is the loud table. Also, if you were going on on Tuesday in college,

you were running into all the alcoholics. So it was just like an automatic, like, hey, you're out. I see you around, but like Tuesday, here we are. Fuck. Dude, Chloe and I will run into, we used to go to the bar, one of the dive bars down the street from our house. And we used to go there often to where we knew a lot of the people, the bar flies that, and now we will see them out and about in the streets or even like walking with

bow. And we'll see them like walking a dog wearing sweatpants covered in piss, like weird stains on their shirt. And they're like, hey, Adam Chloe. Look at you. Do you have the baby? You had the baby. They try and touch the baby. And you're like, Jesus Christ, we like know this person.

We like have, and by the way, hugged them. we've hugged this person. You know their smell. Dozens of times. Dozens of times. So, like, very friendly. In the bar, in the bar, very friendly. Yes.

But then you see them out in the real world, and they're like disheveled looking. They're blackout. And it's a Tuesday. It's a Tuesday. Part of me thinks this is when Adam's out walking, and he kind of catches his reflection. And looks away thinking he saw somebody from the bar

that he got hammered with, but really? I'm still going to send it. You got drunk with yourself looking at them here. I barely even get drunk anymore, dude. Come on, man. I know. I'm with you, but I just got back from vacation.

But are we tied? Are you done? Finish with your, have we milked your New Year's blazer? Yeah, yeah. No, it was. Like how was the DJ night? I assume that was the real. Sam killed it.

She ripped it up, dude. It was dope. Yeah, did anybody's dicks come out? Or what kind of party was it? Uh, no, it wasn't, it wasn't that. It was, it was, it was like, it was like elevated. Oh. It was kind of an elevated hip hop party.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Elevated hip hop? I'll say a little more. So, say a little more. Is this like backpack wrap? Is that what we're saying?

A lot of electric relaxation from a tribe call quest. Yes, it is. It's a party called the do-over. It's a party that's been going on in Los Angeles for a very long time. Jesus. It's like, I think it's like 20. That's a Sunday party, isn't it? Usually.

Yeah, but this was the, new over because it's new year and they always do a party. Did you come up with that? I didn't. Did you say guys? Stop. Stop the music. I got it. No, but it was, it's cool. But yeah, they plays like older hip-hop and stuff like that. It doesn't get,

dicks weren't out. They could be. But I didn't see them. And my dick stayed sheathed. Imagine if they played newer hip-hop. I'm doing it now. I'm doing it now. Literally no one would be dancing. No, we were talking about that. No one would be dancing because the hip hop that I've heard lately, it's not dancing music. From like the new, the new kids, it's just like, yeah, yeah.

It's a little horror, Corey. It's a little horror, Corey. Yeah. Yeah, everyone's just like trying to, like, peel their fingernails off. Like in the video. It's like, what, fucking spooky shit? What artists are you speaking of right now? I'm kind of.

You don't even know. Adam, you don't know. I don't know. But there is a sound. There is a sound. There's not many people to differentiate these days. It's not a lot of dance, fun, hip-hop. We've entered a realm of who was the one that passed away?

And he was like, the guy. And then it's like emo rap. Like X-X-Extension or Lil Peep. What was his name? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was someone like. that. Now, now everything, now everyone's a little zan. Right. You know, they're sleepy. Everyone's so sleepy. Or they're peeling their fingernails off to feel something.

You know, I'm like, okay. I blame the internet. Okay. I blame it. I blame Instagram. It's just getting watered down. People are trying to, yeah, who knows. I actually like it. I love it. I think it's all cool and good. And I'm young too. That's cool. Dude, I just, I read, I like, was going to sleep, I'm looking at my phone when I should just be like, put it down. And this thing called dogging. Have you heard of dogging? No, but come on. I'm already in.

What is it? So apparently it was a thing. And where are you discovering this, please? It was an article on red too. It was like vice. It was like vice.com or something. But that's not where I found it. For whatever reason, it was just in my feed and I clicked on it.

But it's called dogging. I guess it started in. like the 90s in the UK and it would be like all the sexy golf teams and you go they'd go out into fucking fields and the parking lots and they go up to the little hiking areas and they'd fuck each other

and they'd like have gangbanks and shit This sounds like righteous gemstone's like club warehouse shit. Yes it does. It does. It does seem like that. I'm going to come. This is now happening in L.A. And you're just in Griffith Park and all the fucking goth kids with their spiky Elmer

glue hair are fucking each other and just in the parks and shit. Wait, what? This is a public daytime fucking or is? This is like in the evening, you know. This is a true shame. It's the cover of night. The sun sets early. It's the wintertime.

So sunsets setting early. Right. It's under the cover of night. But there's like 40 of them out there. just fucking each other. And it's called dogging. But by the way, I don't believe it because I was having a hard time believing it because the photos that Vice magazine had, everyone was real cool looking.

Really? Real sexy and real cool looking. In a way that I'm like, did they only catch the sexy hot ones? Because I know some goth people. So this is a group of attractive goth people fucking outside instead of just pairing up and fucking your crib like a normal person. Yep. This is how you get a caterpillar in your vagina.

You get an infection. This is the way. You get mosquito bites on your dick. And there's scorpions out there. This is Griffith Park. That's true. We're in the desert. Are there scorpions?

And by the way, I hope they're honoring the gay population that have been using Griffith Park for generations for hand jobs and blow jobs. Really? I hope they're pouring one out. They're taking over? Yeah, they're sort of taking that from the gays. Don't love that. Yeah.

That's fucked up. And you just randomly discovered this, Adam. This wasn't something you see. You didn't seek that out. Yeah. Dogging. We'd have to, I don't know, I'm not logged into my Instagram one. Not everything needs a name.

And I'll start with this. Does not need a name. Yeah. That should just be called like public group sex, right? That's just a word you in the park. Can you guys open Todd's link? I can't open it, but. Yes, I can't open.

Should we start making hot dogs? Todd's links? No. It says this content may be inappropriate, and I have to log in. I got to log in. You got a login, and then I don't know. Sorry, Todd. What is it?

Is it pornographic? I got a log, all right. It must be the link to, because I was on Instagram. Instagram is the Vice article. Now, when you say Vice article, you're reading on Instagram? Yeah, what the hell? Or it's like a Vice, like, 60 Minutes type thing. It was like, look at these, look at these like six,

And it sort of broke it down the article and then you'd have to pay to read the whole article. And I'm not going to do that. But I am going to look at the slides and then tell my boys about it the next day. And the reason I don't believe it is the people in the article or the people in the photos that supposedly they just caught mid, mid like, oh, don't look. We're way too sexy and cool looking. And I'm like, that's not what they would actually look like if you get a bunch of goth people in a park. Fuck it. These are goth baddies, though.

These are goth baddies. Yeah, but goth baddies can do, they don't have to go to the park. They don't need to be dogging. But the thing, it started in the UK. I'll ban the UK. They'd all be sexy, but with really fucked up teeth. Okay. Get down there, munching, do you like when you do the little munchy?

Do you like when you do the accident? Do British people still have fucked up teeth? Or have they swung the other way on it? I think if you don't have money, Your teeth are fucked up. Why are their teeth notoriously fucked up? Why? Why?

Why is it that way? I don't think they gave a shit for a while. Yeah, forever. I think America really, if you watch like British reality shows now, their teeth are fucking perfect. Oh, yeah. They're back. And they're huge. And huge.

Huge. I feel like people care now, but it, I don't know. Maybe we should go back to fucked up teeth. That shit is sick, dude. When you watch movies from the 80s and you look at some of these people's teeth, it is while the coffee and cigarette stains on like a Meryl Streep, you're like, what happened? Yeah, I'm worried about me. I was telling you guys on the pod a while back, but I watched Charlie in the Chocolate Factory,

and the motherfuckers are so ugly in that movie. Everyone is uglier than the next. It's just bad. The people or the teeth? Not both. The people, the teeth, all of it. It's all fucked, bro. Go watch that movie.

Everybody is ugly as fuck. Yeah. Not a lot of beautiful people in that film. Very ugly. Sorry, I can only picture the new one. It might be the ugliest movie, ugliest cast. You guys had only picture of Wonka. No, no, not Wonka.

Which, by the way, I didn't hate Wonka the way people did. Really? Wait, my kids were like, Dad, turn this off. This is the worst movie I've ever seen. I know. I remember you saying that, I didn't hate it. Wait, the one with Timothy Shalamey or the one. one with Johnny Depp.

I think I just think Timmy Shalamee's little cutie with the booty. Really? You're talking about the newest one. The like the prequel? I was talking about the Tim Burton when he said Wonka. Wonka is the newest one.

You talk to him about that. They're all probably. Ders, house, your New Year's. Okay. Went to the neighbor's house. Did a kid throw down. I like that. Full dad mode.

Woke up the next day at 5.30 and went to Mexico and drank for four days. There was a hot dog in my ass. That's where you were in Mexico? Went to Mexico, yeah. Oh, hell yeah. What? Same.

Hey, at the Esperanza resort where I was married. I was waiting for you to tell. What? Yeah, I went back to that hotel. Oh, that place rocks. It's amazing. And it's incredible. Humongous.

It's way larger than I ever. I didn't even, I was only there for 24 hours because I was in Mobile making a movie and darted in, darted out. It's huge. I didn't know there were like seven other pools and like other places to be in restaurants. and blah, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, it was great. We rode camels. Dude, you rode canals. I didn't know, I didn't know that the resort was that large either. I, like, Chloe begrudgingly took a walk.

I'm like, I want to walk around the property. And she's like, eh, I want to go to the pool. And I'm like, just walk with me. It was a nightmare. She was the whole time. She was like, are we done? Are we done walking? I'm like, just fucking walk.

Yeah. Let's walk for 20 minutes. And then we'll be done walking. But we walk. There's like 10 pools. And, like, every pool has, like, a swim-up bar. Oh, that's awesome. And all you're thinking of is the one right next to the, the, like, adults-only pool.

Oh, that one's badass. That one's a very bad. Didn't even go there till the last day. Oh, yeah. Didn't even make my way over there. Well, it's because the children aren't allowed over there, correct? And did you bring all three kids? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just two. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. No, as a third, I bring them all. You got it. Because I got left home. You did? What?

Oh, this is great. Durs lore. What? Yeah, this is how you build the Durs. They used to go to vacations without you. And I stayed home and I was like, that's it. I'm dogging. See you in the park.

I'm dogging. When it would be like. Hey, older brother, teach me out of dog. Or like too expensive. Like if my parents were like, we're going, I think my family went skiing like three times would have me. What the hell?

Because it was too expensive to bring you? Then I was too young. I think I was like, I don't know, 13, 16 or 7. Wait, what did you? I was like, what about for my high school graduation? Wait, who watched you? Um, I would go to my grandma's house.

The squirrels, the birds. I would stay at my grandma's house. Oh my God. Well, was that phone at least? Sure. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Fine.

Never learned how to ski until I was a fucking adult. Oh my God. Now none of them skiing. Well, no, I kind of get that. I kind of get that. I do not. That is fucking wrong, dude. I mean, look, having a four-year-old now and a 12- and an 8-year-old,

the 12- and an 8-year-old can do all sorts of shit that the four-year-old can't. So I said we rode camels. We went to this place where you could do like ATVs and all this stuff, but like a four-year-old can't do that. They're like not allowed to. So we were like, all right, fuck it. Let's ride these camels. which was still kind of... hilarious.

Yeah, I'm like, all right, yeah. Now I've ridden a camel. Check. Yeah, but camels in Mexico is so funny. Up and down the beach. We're just psychos on ATV, zipping back and forth. That's all that you could do on ATVs

was go back and forth. Yeah, so you just... The goal is to go as fast as you possibly can. Yeah, you should have raced them on your camel. You know camels are pretty fast. Well, that's very fun. I mean, What a blast. What a blast that is.

Went into Cancun, or Cancun, went into, um, Cabo. Fuck it. Went into Cabo. Oh, hell. Yeah. And, like, sent a picture to my brother who was a notorious global partier. And he was like, you should go next door to so-and-so and, like, started dropping all the names. I'm like, dude, how do you know?

He went to spring break, I think for 12 years. Like, starting sophomore year in college. And he just kept going. That's legendary. That's smart. That is awesome. Why not? Ride it out.

Which, by the way, happens kind of a lot. Whenever I meet someone that is like, I'm actually friends with Eric Holm, their party animals. Their dog. They're wild boys. He did it. He did it. I never got to go on spring break. I never went on a spring break.

Me neither. Me neither. Me neither. We were in the pool. We're so lame. We never had a. Spring break. Maybe we should have a late one. No, we did go

on spring break. We went down to Florida for before workaholics. Yeah. We were like 25 years old. That is true. But that was crazy. What was it? Not Tauhasia. Pensacola. Pensacola. That was a, that seemed almost like a nightmare scenario. Like, I'm almost kind of glad I didn't do spring break

after seeing that one. I think that was a bleaker area. It was gnarly. There's certain like tears, right? And you know when people are falling out when they're like, we left the country for spring break. And you're like, oh, got it. Cool.

Yeah. But if people are like, we all drove down to somewhere, you know, it's like a true trowdown. Well, I remember we went down to during spring break. We were in at OCC. You got this. And then we drove down to, when we were like 18, drove down to where is, what is the town? It was just south of Tijuana in Mexico. And Sonata or whatever?

What is it called? Rosa. Rosita. Yeah, Rosarito. Yeah. Isaac on fire. We went to Rosarito. We went to Rosarito and went to Pappas and beer.

And it was fucking chaos. I got a handcuff that night. Sure. And then the, I think I was just so drunk. The cops were just like, I thought I was going to have to pay them off, but I had no money. Yeah. So they were like, and they just let me go. dude.

They're like, you really don't have any money. They're like, no, no, whatever, cut them with. Damn. That's dangerous,

brother. That's kind of a lot, boy. I mean, dude, it was like, and every waiter is like,

do you want water or just tequila? And you're like, I do want water. And then they're like, what about the little one? Tequila for you, young man? And he's,

my eight-year-old's like, what? No Everywhere we went Do you have one son that you're like Oh he's going to be my wild man That you're already pegging Like course

Oh yeah I peg him and that's why he's going to be the wild one What the hell? All right Baselini Not Bosolini Of course Not Basolini

Very much not Bosolini Yeah That's kind of crazy Two and three Two and three are going to be trouble. Yeah. Interesting.

Yeah. It's mostly because two is wild and made, and he made three wild. Yeah. Damn. Like three is like, oh, this is how we operate. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. I will say number two, Anders was very nice to my son, number one. To my number one.

Yeah. Who does number two work for? When we went to your house for Easter, he was very kind. He's really good with little kids. He's really good little kids. It was really, really, right. oldest is too like cerebral. Oh yeah.

You know. Legendary. He's the Dahmer. Yeah, he's already running laps around me. How does this kid work? And then he opens him on. Yeah. Bro.

What temperature does his skin start to melt off his body? Um, okay. Okay. Okay, Andre's number one. Go over there. Number one. Number one.

Oh, man. What would you do with you? I went to Vegas for New Year's. Oh, that's right. That's right. How was it, brother? It was an absolute trowdown in a way that I haven't had in a long time. Did you meet the man?

Did you meet the man? Bruno Mars? Yeah. Very briefly. It was... It was... It was like I was introduced. He acted like he knew me. Oh, he seems a great idea.

The only reason I think he was talking to me is because I was talking with jelly roll. Sure. And then he came... Oh, wow. Star stuff. He came to talk with jelly roll and then he introduced me. Well, he had a show that night and then he came to the club where Bruno was performing. And then I was in the same little like booth area as a bungalow.

So it was sick. But we flew in that morning. So, you know, we're up at like 6.30 in the morning to catch our flight, flew in, dropped our bags off, went straight to the football game, the Las Vegas Bowl, Nebraska versus Utah, Nebraska got smooved. I saw that and then I remembered you were in Vegas and I felt bad. Worked. But your quarterback's hurt, right? Yeah, he's hurt.

We had a few other people that are injured. Yeah, yada, yada. That's so nice of you, Blake. Worked. And then, but we had sick. We had to feel passes. So we were like right there. So it was super fun.

And then the coach, coach rule, he put us up in his personal box. So we're like partying with his like wife and like her friends and like other coaches, kids and stuff. And so we're up there. We're doing shots. We're having a good time. We're drinking beers. Dogging it.

And then we go back. Then we start dogging it. And then we dogged it. Then the team started dogging it. We lost. And then we made it back to the hotel. How's that stadium? Sick?

Very sick. Vegas. It's all nude. brand new. Oh yeah, that seems rad. It's very dark, dude. The Raiders for sure play there.

It was the exact opposite of SoFi, where everything, where SoFi is like an alien spaceship has landed. Airy. And it's airy and big and white and beautiful and everything's light and everything's huge. This is like dark and everything is black and blacked out. And it feels very compact. So to you, white is beautiful. and dark black is I don't know

where are you going with I'm just saying I'm just saying I got it I didn't say it wasn't beautiful I'm saying it was darker but so it was sick it was very it was fucking cool

and then we we make it back to the casino and by the grace of God and we have the girls all meet up with us we get ready we get all dapped up you know Vegas style

Oh, I got to see some fit pics. And then, dude, didn't take a single photo. What? None of us did. We were too drunk. Love it. Love it. We were too drunk.

Hell yeah, brother. And then Ryan, our boy, hooks us up with partying in. It was a weird, it was a weird Vegas experience because we were so, like, out of the fold that it wasn't. Yes. What do you mean by that? Yeah. Or two in the full? I don't know what the term would be.

So we weren't with people. We were in a booth and on the field. And then when we were in Vegas, he let us party in the MGM Grand. So you were not amongst the people, I think, is what you're saying. You were like behind your doing, you were walking behind tunnels and through and, yeah. So we were, we partied in the, the MGM Grand mansions. Baseline. Yeah.

So the mansions. The huge rooms in the MGM. Yes. I don't even know about that. So they made, I think he said there's 20 rooms. I think this is right. I think there's like 20 or 30 rooms. Each room, 20,000 square feet.

Holy Toledo. And there's this huge atrium with like this 100 foot Christmas tree. It's stunningly beautiful. Right. Like, you know, like, you know, we all got cocktails. The cocktails are like $50 a piece. They're the most delicious espresso martini you've ever had. But it was like $45.

And we're like, go, go, go, go. You're paying for this or it's? I didn't pay for this. I did not pay for this. Jellar got you. Zach, Zach paid for this and was shook. And I'm like, I'm so sorry, dude. I do love the idea of Zach being like.

like, you kind of hooked up everything. Let me get this. And it's just four drinks or six drinks or whatever. I paid for dinner. And dinner was very expensive. But, oh, where do we? Where do we? And then our boy hooked us up.

We had, we had, no, this is to the story. And then we go back a path where our cars are waiting. They take us to Carbone, Riviera, where we went. And at the Bellagio, Fountains be fountaining.

Oh, and just an absolute banger of a meal. You know, you lean over, you go, that's a pretty big squirt. Just saying. That's the loud table, baby. Oh, I guess we're the loud table. We were not the loud table. We were way out done in Vegas. Like, there are some people being very loud.

Yeah, they have to. By the way, loud table people, when they get to Vegas, It's like the world series. It's their Olympics. Yeah. The wheels come home. Here we go. And it is regional. It's like what is a New York loud table versus like a Scottsdale loud table?

There was all that going on. There was a, I mean, there's like it's international loud tables. Right. Of course. Of course. Adam, thank you. It's international. There was a Instagram. There was like a influencer loud table where they're just filming each other the whole time.

They're wearing like all Versace everything. Yes. They have like a little dog with them. It was fucking insane. And then those guys that we met that are the CEO of MGM. And then the other guy who I thought was the head of food and beverage who we met, the real tall, like jock looking guy with a strong jaw. Do you remember? Not Thunder down under.

From F1, not Thunder down under. I know those are the only guys you remember. Blake only remembers them. So I text Ryan, who was our Vegas hookup. He was our ex-agent. Now he's the president of MGM Entertainment. He's got a huge job. And he's a true bossalini.

And he hooked everything up. So I text him, I'm like, I see the CEO and the head of food and beverage. What are their names? And he says their names. And the head of food and beverage walks past me. And he told me he was Patrick. So I'm like, Patrick. Patrick.

Patrick. Because you really leaned in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I'm dumbling down, you know. And he's walking past me and he's leaning. And I like lean back and I hit him and he turns around. And he goes, oh, hey, yeah, you're Ryan's guy, right? And I'm like, yeah.

And he goes, yeah, I'm not Patrick. And I'm like, oh. That's fine. Okay. I was intoxicated. He played it. He was like, oh, no, it's fine. It's fine.

But then he's like, where are you guys going? after this. I'm like, I think we want to go see Bruno Mars. And he's like, I got you. And he hooked us up and gave us this back, that sick booth that we got on that second night that overlooks the stage. Perfect.

And it was perfect. And it was, but it was a different Vegas experience because we didn't get to, you're not just like at a roulette table or like you're not just out of black check table, meeting new friends, meeting people, you know. But it was super

fun. That sounds dope. That's the way I would want to do it too Just like back doors Like oh it's it was very cool But it was a weird weird way to do Vegas Unlike anything I've ever done You know Yeah you like to high five strangers

Walk through the floor Honestly a little bit a little bit I do And establish what I might call a loud table Absolutely Yeah kind of get my crew Walk through Vegas Through some lobbies Stumbling around

I a few people And find the fellow stumbler and be like, I assemble my loud table where the drunks unite. Right. There's two places I see Adam strut, and I think it's the floor in Vegas and airports. Shades on.

Adam likes a strut. He likes to kind of walk a little bigger, catch some eyes. He walks with authority through an airport terminal. Let him know. Well, see, here's the thing with me in an airport. You guys, you guys, piddle, piddle about, you're piddling.

You're dicking around. I'm like, fucking, what are we doing here? We're just enjoying our time walking through this terminal. Let's fucking get there, boys. Right. And it would help me tremendously if you explain more about us piddling. Dude, you guys are like fucking... What are we doing?

You're looking at the lights. You're fucking shuffling your little feet around. You guys are like fucking chumming. Yeah. But the planes... One is going to take off the same time. That's right. And guess who's going to be there?

who's going to be first sitting down while you guys are off kiddling. That is right. I forgot. You like to show up to the airport late, basically. I like to be late. Yeah, same. I like to be very early to the airport. Oh, I'm in.

My biggest. If I have to go to. I like to piddle about. Because if I'm early, I go to Hudson News, I'm dropping at least $100 on just bullshit. Magazine. Rob Report magazine. Rob Report magazine.

I'm getting a dog fancy. I like to go and look at like the art installations at an airport. I think that's all very fun. That stuff is great. The art installations at LAX are absolutely suspended garbage. There's literally, they're literal. They have a jumbotron made of garbage at LAX. They do.

Tom Bradley Terminal. It needs to be lit on fire. It's crazy that that's what, when the world, it's an internet, Tom Bradley's our international terminal, right? And they have the Jumbotron made of literal garbage, and they call that art. And so people come here from Singapore. All over the world. Which is a stunning airport.

The Singapore airport is unlike anything you've ever seen. It's beautiful. It's so big, beautiful and white. And then they come to L-A-X and they see our garbage jumbotron, and they're like, welcome. Yeah. And I'm sure there's a good story behind it where the artist is like this represents whatever. I'm sure. But it doesn't look good.

You know what airport fricking rock? Hang the shark from jaws. What the fuck are we doing? Absolutely. Absolutely. My dream scenario when going to an airport is I show up one second before they're like, I like when the woman tells me who you, we just got you in. If you were one second later, you wouldn't have been able to get it. You're lucky you're not checking a bag.

Guess what? I never check a bag. Ever. I never want to check a bag. And you turn around to her and you're going, you're lucky. You're lucky. That gives me anxiety. And then I like to go through TSA and then they're like, whof, you barely got through.

We barely got you through. And then I like to be, they're closing the door. And I'm, and then since I walk with such authority, I go halt. and it was so much authority. I said, halt. And they go, what? And they don't quite close the door. And I go, I'm the one you've been waiting for.

And then they open the door and I walk in. And as I'm loading my bag up into the stall above my seat, the woman says, you're lucky we didn't take off without you. And then I strap in and then we take off. That's my dream scenario. See. And I've achieved it. often. That gives me great anxiety. Knowing that is where you like to function at is insane. And by the way, Adam, what's great about what Blake is saying is I think he misses the most flights out of the three of us.

No, I've only missed one flight in my life. And that was out of Burbank. And it was because I didn't realize that they like shut the door like 30 minutes before the flight takes off or something. And I was there. I was there Very early. 15 minutes. Yeah. I was just watching football as I do. See, if you would have told me you were just watching football or just got drunk at the bar and you missed five flights, I would believe that. I truly will.

No, I was just. Because I've only ever missed one flight too. And that was because I was so blackout drunk the night before. And we were, we were, I had a show and it was in Miami. and then at the Miami airport we all missed our flight because we were just too drunk to make it to the airport. Right, but that's kind of like a cool story. That's awesome.

We're like, hey, remember that time? And then we all missed our flight. Yeah, no. Mine was- We all missed our flight! I just didn't walk over to the gate. I just, I thought I could go. Oh, you were sitting there.

I thought they were watching football at home. That's even more embarrassing. I was watching football in the restaurant and then I walked over and they're like, the gate's closed. I'm like, that's my plane right there. and then he said, you can't get on it because we are closed. I think I've only missed flights because of like connection. I've missed connections. Where you're like, and then you've got to like fucking high tail it.

That shit sucks. They're like, it's closed. Well, that's usually not your fault. Yeah, that's because, you know, you were delayed or whatever. I don't think I missed a flight before. Isaac, if I missed a flight. I'll tell you what. The Vancouver airport, because I missed a connection flight, I was at the Vancouver

airport for like eight hours. That place was freaking rocks, dude. Yeah, it's beautiful. That's a great. They've got a little area that is like just a tree and it's outside. It's beautiful. And when you walk through, it gives you like the history of Vancouver as you walk. And you can look around and kind of look at the lights.

Oh, I pitter about. I like it's piddling and I feel like you were, you guys were like really taking it back when I said you pitle. And then Blake has proven that he is a piddler. I pittler the hell out of it. I do not. I do not. I pittled. You, Durs, you also piddle.

Where am I peddle? No, Ders doesn't piddle. He goes and crushes food. He, like, goes. He gets like a... But he doesn't beeline there. He doesn't beeline. He beelines to...

I don't beeline. He pitil. I never be lying. By the way, I'm a beeline guy in an airport. The Cabo Airport, as soon as you walk out, that bar there... The best. Okay, now I'm listening. That...

Sitting there and getting... getting a couple beers set up for your guys who are about to land. Oh, man. And being ready to be the loud table in an authentic way. Yes. Might be the greatest feeling of all time. Buying the round for your guys just so then when they land and they get off the plane, they walk out there and you guys fucking get it going.

That's like some Norland shit as well. Hey, did you rent the car from the resort? Did you have the Esperanza car pick you up? in the SUV? Yeah. And did they give you the little Coronitas?

What do you mean? What's a coronas? Or the Corona? The little baby? I did not, I did not drink as soon as I got in the car. Weak!

That sucks. Hey, hey, turn in your man card, bro. Don't worry. So, by the way, just to circle back to what we got for Christmas, I didn't mention

that I got a whoop from my wife, right? So she can see where I am, attract me. What's a whoop? It's like, It shocks you.

It shocks you when you, like, disagree with your wife. A whoop is like a tracker. It's basically like an Apple watch thing. Woman. Yeah. For more than three seconds. Yeah.

Or guys I found out. Oh. Yeah, if you're dogging. Hello. And it's getting out of doggy. And it's like, you wear it when you sleep. And it, like, tracks your sleep.

And it tells you all sorts of shit about your body. My whole week was like 25% recovery. Because it was like, How many drinks did you have yesterday? I'm on vacation. This thing just judges you the whole time? Basically.

I don't like this. So I think now that I'm back, I'm going to be in good graces. But dude, it was like, you're dying. That's so stupid. But no, getting, you know what they had at this fucking, at this hotel? Was the new Lincoln, was it, navigator or whatever? Mm-hmm. This thing is fucking sick.

You're in. Lincoln's one. The new dashboard situation is that the big screen is across and it's right under the windshield. And then there's like a flat table of like a, of like, what will we calling this? The dashboard? No, but like, I don't even how to describe it. It's fucking different than any car I've ever seen before. And it looks kind of fucking sick.

Okay. Todd sent a link. Let me see this thing. And if, uh, if you have a link in the navigator. If you have a little brand of the link in that again They're fuzzleine Dudeful dude That's bossolini my dog

It's like a table top in front of you Yeah This is sick Yeah that is bossalini This got to be expensive Holy moly It starts at 91 000

That's a big car That's a big boy That's a big car Damn I don't want a car that big in LA But if I lived in Orange County Or somewhere where it's a little more spread out Maybe I get one

Maybe I get one Not where you live. The issue is... I kind of meant like... Well, now I have garages now. That's a boy. I've upgraded my garage situation. Dude, I am so excited for you to do two things.

Get a bigger car and build a gym at home. Okay. I know you like being the loud guy working out at the gym. Oh, he for sure does. Dude, I was the loud guy the other day. I was like kind of... I had my headphones in blasting. I was really pushing myself

and this trainer that I know this female trainer I'm like on the last two reps and I didn't even realize I did it and she goes and I'm like what's that? I take my headphones out and she's like wow really going for it huh? And I'm like oh fuck I'm screaming

aren't I? I know I'm screaming. Because people have called me out on it before We were like, you're so loud when you work out And I'm like, I can't I can't help it So not the loud table, but you are loud at the gym I am loud at the gym You know, you're exerting some demons

Yeah You're exercising your demons Interesting. Which I have been Interesting, good Well, that's exciting Your garage situation's changing So maybe you don't have a gym at home

But maybe I get a big ass card The issue is Chloe cannot handle a big car And this is the SUV She also likes to Take a bunch of shit with her all the time She always has a bunch of stuff on her So she needs the bigger car

But she can't handle this Lincoln Navigator I mean You know what this is You know you say you go You can't drive it Daddy's car Daddy's car This one's mine

Where's the key? to it. You'll never know. Oops. Daddy's car. Yeah, but like how stuff is she putting in a car? Like she probably doesn't need anything besides like a mid-sized SUV, no? No, that's right. And that's what we have.

It's in the shop. It's been in the shop for three months. Is this from the thing? The accident. Yeah, my assistant got rear-ended just at a red light. That sucks. In our car. Yeah, and it's been out of commission for three months. And we still

have a have a rental so cool any tapebacks any apologies any epic slams no happy new year happy new year guys

it feels good 26 we've been by the way we've been friends and we've been doing comedy if that's what you call this

for so long to get there at this Adam going to say it that way reminds me of why we're friends for for so long together. When I enter a new year, I kind of clock back and look at all the relationships

in my life and just to see us for doing it for this long. Crazy. I'm proud of us. And when you say you clock back and you think of all the relationships, is this you literally going through your phone and sending Happy New Year's texts through your kind of like Rolodex of people who you know? No, I don't. I've done that in the past, but I did not do that this year. And by the way, it's okay.

I think that's okay. That's okay. It's okay. I kind of don't like them from people I haven't seen for a while. Yeah. Really? Yeah. I go, not now. Text me on a fucking Tuesday in the middle of, like, just out of nowhere. Going up. Don't text me when you're going through your fucking Rolodex. Sorry. Wow. Not a fan. That's all.

Okay. It doesn't feel personal. Don't tap in. Don't tap in. And Adam, is this, are you glad we're friends? I am. I am. When I say things like this, are you glad we're friends all this time? So don't tap in. You know, a lot of people could have bailed on us.

You know, sure. One of us could be, could be like a Kyle who just up and decides not to do the podcast. And doesn't talk to us about it and say, hey, I think I'm going to dip from the podcast for a while. You know, he doesn't even have that conversation. Just stops showing up. We just get cryptic messages through channels. Yeah, you just hear through your manager that he's not. going to do it for a while.

And while is forever. But I'm glad the, you know, the three of us are standing strong. Which Ninja Turtle is Kyle? You know he's Donatoa. He sounds like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And by the way, that's everyone's least favorite turtle. You know what? This isn't a takeback. But I did come across a YouTube clip the other day or something that was like calling me out for talking about the like mental health days. they're like, Ders doesn't fucking get it, did it?

Guess what? All I'm doing is asking questions about what you're doing on your mental health days. What's protocol? How are you, is just not going to work?

So this is a... So I'm not taking it back. You're doubling me. I'm thinking of things that I think people want me to take back. And this is a double down. Yeah, and this is a double down.

Which, by the way, we have to start to say, double downs. You're right. My boy. Can I say, these are double downs? It's not something that I want to take back, but it's something that I want Blake to take back. What's that?

When you say Tuesdays is the worst day, when that song, it's going, nope, on a two day. I mean, that is a great point. Who is that? Zwayley? Who is that? I love McCona.

Yeah, come on. Adams being sarcastic. Yeah, yeah. And I that back. I would take that back. I am impressed that you pulled Sway Lee. That's pretty impressive. I used to work out with him. And Blake, what is a Swayley song? And he's in

race rumming. So you know quite a few. Oh, fan. Yeah. I think that might be the last new hip hop group that I've enjoyed. Oh yeah. They fucking rock. They were the guys that they were on Ellen the same day I was on Ellen. And so I'm like, the whole place reeked of weed

in it. And it was my first time doing Ellen. So I'm like, Okay, Ellen. Get you some girl. This fucking lady parties, you know. She was busy somewhere yelling at somebody. And then afterwards, afterwards, someone had said that the guy from workaholics was on Ellen. And so they come out of the green room and they sprint past me. They sprint.

They're like, the workaholics guys, no shit. And they run down the hall. And they run right past me. And then they turn around. And I'm standing in the hall, like, waiting to be like, hey, what's up? then they yelled back at their publicist whoever told them and they're like where to go?

The workaholics guys? And I'm like, I'm right here, man. And then they looked at me and then it was like three, two, one. Oh shit. Okay. And this is what it's like being Blake's friend. This is because they just thought of Blake and his hair

and then were dumbfounded that it was a guy without that hair standing before them. Sorry about it. Hey, sorry about it. So it's okay. It's okay. Really nice kids.

And then they worked out at my gym for a while. So I became friendly with Swaley. So it's going up on a dooday. Yeah. And so they said it and they're cool young people. Once again, they didn't say it. Once again,

they didn't say it. No, no, no. I'm not talking about Ray. I love McCona. I love McCona. And isn't McCona like what you're baby shits for the first couple weeks. Yeah, something like that.

Yeah, that's the meaning. And Drake's on the track as well. Okay. So it goes up for them on a Tuesday. Yeah, I will take it back. I take it back because I forgot that evidence, and you're right. Tuesdays can definitely go up. Go up.

All right. And that's that. Another episode of this. This is important. And it's called mcconium. Is the newborn's first poop. Yeah, Black Duky. We saved ours.

Dude, is this Ray Shrimmer or? This is going about it? I can't tell the difference, dude. Woo! This song fucking rips, dude. It's very good. Yes. Very good.

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