This Is Important - Ep 28: How The Dudes Got Banned From Comic Con

Episode Date: March 2, 2021

Today, this is what's important:Acne, friends who got coronavirus, movies, Richard Dreyfuss, car tricks, breaking the rules in their youth, horny girls, dressing like Kevin Federline, Comic Con advent...ures, Kyle's under wraps car, music they fucked with back in the day, and more. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered
Starting point is 00:00:47 a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about
Starting point is 00:01:41 what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important, a very wildly horny youth group. Pops like a zit, must be a zit. Is that a bot flyer? You're just happy to see me. Did I tell you guys about my elephantitis? Let's go. What's up, guys? Are you guys going to bring it today this week? You better believe it. You better believe I'm bringing that shoot. Okay. I might. I might today. I might save it for next week or the week after the week after that. I'm not sure exactly how much. That's cool. This is a tentative three weeks out, bringing it. Yeah, this is. Hey, listen up three weeks from now. You're going to be like, oh, damn, Adam. Whoa. That's because three weeks from now, I feel like
Starting point is 00:02:35 that's our playoffs. Is it? Yeah. Yeah, you're saving it for the broad time. This is not the time to be broadening it. Yeah, I feel like that's our random playoff date. Yeah, it's a random playoff date. That's the podcast playoffs. Playoffs. I like that. I like that mentality though. It's like Semper Nah. Nah. Semper Nah. You were talking to us about your horrible, horrific acne. Oh my God, baby. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about the zits. Let's talk zits. Let's talk about zits and pimps. Yeah, I got some zonks this last week, man. They just popped up. I had one right in here, right by my nose. That's a nose crevasse. That's a painful area to have a zit. Yeah, then I had a whole cluster up here by my eye on my forehead. Oh, you got a cluster. So you said that
Starting point is 00:03:28 was it was from wearing the face mask. Yeah, that's that's way up on your temple. That's not a face mask. That's just no, it is a face mask. It's wearing the like a like a sweat band. Oh, you wear the visor. Yeah. Oh, I have to wear it for like, you know, 10 hours of fucking day because I got to wear it on set mask and face shield to be able to talk to actors. Yeah, but that's cool, though. Everyone who sees your zits is like, wow, that guy must be working in Hollywood. He must be so powerful. He must be a director. He's either a 16 year old boy with a very impressive beard, or he's a big time director. It was interesting because I did get self conscious about them. But then I'm like, what the fuck, I'm wearing a mask. Nobody I'm wearing a mask. Nobody sees them.
Starting point is 00:04:13 So like, it doesn't matter. Right. Did you guys have to did you guys have bad acne when you were kids? Yes. Okay. Did you weren't terrible though, right? Were you me? I was pretty bad, dude. I think I was worse than you. I remember Blake had some some zitaroos and some old photos that I've seen. Yeah, I had really clear skin for a large portion of my life. Yeah. Oh, but I also hit puberty kind of late. Yeah, nice. Describe that. Well, that was when I finally got some pit hair. And that's a defining moment of puberty is when you have the pit hair. Yeah, my my penis came out of its shell. I had, I bet we were kind of in the same boat. I was a late bloomer. And I everyone kind of went
Starting point is 00:05:01 through puberty before me. And then by the time I went through it, a lot of my friends were like done. I was like 1718 by the time I was really stretching out. And and then I kind of got it and my mom threw me on Accutane. If you remember that drug, sure. And yeah, it was like you had to go to the dermatologist. And then once you're on it, it like just dries out your skin. So you look like just a flaky fucking, you look like a pastry, you look flaky as hell. Right. And then and then every time that you go back to the dermatologist, they're like, Hey, can we talk? And I'm like, yeah. And then I'm like, do you ever think about killing yourself? Is it because it's a side effect or whatever? Or did they just know you?
Starting point is 00:05:46 Because it's a side effect. So they like have to take like real precautions and be like, do you ever think about just ending it all? Oh, my God, nasty zits. I mean, I would be like, yes, we've heard stories like every goddamn day, my voice finally dropped. Adam, you had all those pads. We used to share a bathroom and your mom would send you all those pads that were like wipe the face pads, you know, they came in like a little cylindrical. Oxy cleans. Yeah, those are so bad for your face. Oh, for sure. They just dry you the fuck out. Strydex. Oh, damn. Well, I had some ours were oxy pads. We were an oxy family. But yeah, Strydex, I believe it's the same thing. I was a noxema girl myself. But you were. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:06:29 you still are. Yeah. Do you guys during this pandemic and even before the pandemic, are you guys getting like zits and rashes on your ding-dongs? Oh, always have. Oh, my God. You always have. You mean like, like, you mean like, differently than. Yeah, like open source, open source, crusties. No, wait, hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I attracted my previous stachment. If I could find my dick, I'd tell you. Sackney. Sackney is a thing. I don't think Sackney is a thing, Kyle. Sackney is a thing. Oh, I've had a fuck it. You've never had a zit on your on your nuts. Thank you, Anders. No, I mean, no, I think that is a genital wart, guys. I don't think that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Pops like a zit must be a zit.
Starting point is 00:07:16 You've had pimples on your penis. No, sack. No, no, no, no, on my nuts. For sure. Sackney, dude. We didn't say you fucking. Do I make you honey, baby? I'm believing you guys. I'm believing you guys. But to me, that sounds like an STD that you should have got checked out. Go ahead, Anders. Here's what it is. It's like an ingrown hair situation. Okay. All right. On your nuts where you're like, this is a monster's it. Know what I mean? And you could really, you know how like sometimes you can't really pop is it because of where it is. Imagine on the thinnest skin on your body, you can just get it all out. Oh, yeah. No one nurses thinned on there. Mine's really thick. Know what I mean? Mine's really callous. Your nut sack skin. Yeah, it looks like I like I do
Starting point is 00:07:59 pull ups with my nut sack. It looks like elephant hide. You can you can grate cheese on your nut sack. There we go. There we go. It's from under cheese. Blake, I know you want to say it. Still gonna send. Oh, I hope you're going to say let's go. No, man, I'm really trying to wean myself off. Let's go. I wish you wouldn't. I wish you're our let's go guy. Okay, let's go. There we go. Here, hold on. Last question about zits. Okay, did you guys ever put on makeup to go to school? Like steal your mom's makeup and put it on to cover up? I can go quickly first here. No. No. No, no. Weird wild stuff. Well, you were in a house of brothers. I had a little sister and a mom who was very, very invested in my pimples. I yeah, I had some but then I would always I was
Starting point is 00:08:51 so self conscious. You did wear makeup. I did. It was like a little concealer that you just blot on it. Yeah. Yeah. I I 100% of the time felt so embarrassed and weird about wearing makeup. Oh, yeah. That I 100% of the time I'd go to school and be like, yeah, I'm wearing makeup. It's hilarious. My mom made me put on makeup. It's makeup, separate makeup. I have a zit on my head that I covered with makeup. Right. And there's makeup right now. And wait, but how does that even deflected that? Well, because I'm calling attention, then I'm the one calling attention to it. Right. I just took my mom's concealer and put it on and tried to do a really dang good job so that nobody could see it. Oh, see. And that's probably the
Starting point is 00:09:34 proper way. Wow. I just had that. Remember, they would have like that spot cream for acne where it was like skin colored or skin tone. Yeah. I think that's all makeup. Yes. No, but it was like oxy clean product. Makeup. Okay. Makeup that oxy clean made. But yes. Yeah. It was like you get it at a makeup store. No, bro. You get it kind of at the makeup counter or the cosmetic aisle. Sephora made it. The one thing I do remember about all those the pads and stuff is the smell. To this day, I can recall the smell of the oxy pad. So distinct. How does it make you feel? Vulnerable. Okay. All right. Just sends me back to a time when I was very, very self-conscious about how I looked. Yeah. The chlorine swimming back knee game for
Starting point is 00:10:31 me was a fucking problem. I had, I would get monster zits not like all over, but like every couple of weeks to just be a giant zit on my back or even my chest. Shit was wild guys. Back knee. It would make you faster. It would give you power. It had, it gave you an extra heartbeat. That's your gnaws. You just click in. Hold up. I'm going to pop this. Weren't you, Ders, aren't you like a watch pimples get popped on YouTube dude or Dr. Pimple Popper? Yeah. I'll watch that stuff. I'm not into it. It's not my thing. Like when she cuts open those like festering, whatever's it just pours out. It's a disgusting habit. There we go. I guess I could get down with those. Those are kind of fun.
Starting point is 00:11:17 I do enjoy seeing what's living below the surface. I do. I know what you're saying, Ders. I don't. I'm very grossed out every time I see one. I'm not, I'm not on board with it. And I'm also not on board with popping my own zits. Like every time I do it. Because you have someone else do it. That's right. Sends pitch perfect too. He's been like, I'm not done. I have a guy. I have a guy. He lit us in my house. He's just ready to go. He's ready to pop. Uh, no, I, uh, I'll do it, but it's, I do it, uh, without enthusiasm. What, what, what does that mean? Why?
Starting point is 00:11:51 Because, because you want to just leave it. I think the best thing for your skin is just to leave it. What, I think what it all stems from is a penning divine. My mom was fucking wild. Every time she saw a zit, it was game on. She's popping it. And I have scars all around on my temples. Oh my God. My fucking mom just popping my zits as if it's a fucking party. So she just like went nuts on it and just kept squeezing even though you're like, mom. Yeah. She thought she was, she thought she was doing a good job. I get it. Yeah. She's grooming. Yeah. And in hindsight, um, she scarred me. I hope you listen to this and how you've ruined me.
Starting point is 00:12:28 In several ways. What does that mean, Blake? Well, she scarred you physically and emotionally. And I think you guys have a lot to talk about. All right, fair enough. But Ders, didn't our little like your zit videos, you kind of walked me down the path of, I feel like I discovered like bot flies from you. What are they? Yeah, I got you guys, I got you guys all deep in the bot flies. Bot flies are where you get, um, bitten by a fly or a mosquito and the, the larva of the bot fly lives on the mosquito little snout. And when they bite you, they drop off some little larva or like eggs, I should say, I think, uh, that goes into your skin.
Starting point is 00:13:06 And then over the next couple of weeks, the larva grows under your skin as like a parasite. And then you get like a little hole, get a little hole. They're breathing out of the hole. So you got to, uh, you got to put meat over it and then they suffocate and they have to like crawl into the meat and then you peel the meat away. Clean up on aisle vomit. I hope someone's cooking while listening to this podcast right now. This is the podcast they put on when they make their pan fried steaks. You guys, listeners at home in your car, wherever you are right now, this is not for the weak stomach. Like these videos are gnarly. Yeah, go check out bot flies. Yeah, I've seen that shit in the writer's room.
Starting point is 00:13:48 I remember when you used to do that. You can also put duct tape over it to suffocate them, but then you got to like get in there with the tweezers and pull them out of your skin and they are. Yeah. So none of us have ever had that. Is this like you get this when you're like in the, like the true jungle or something or jungle camping? Yeah. Okay. But I mean, I've been camping quite a bit and I've never got that. Wait, yeah. Where is it? What's the origin of this? Yeah. Where is it prevalent? Is it anywhere? Wherever they are on naked and afraid, they be getting those things on that show a lot. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, they're not wearing clothes. That's the first thing. She's like, is that your dick? He's like, that's a bot fly.
Starting point is 00:14:26 Is that a bot fly or you just happy to see me? Oh, fuck, it's a bot fly. Yeah, I don't know. I think, I think maybe it is like happens more outside of the States. Yeah. I don't know how much camping you've done out there and Bolivia. I haven't done a lot of Bolivia camping. No, no, not a lot of Bolivia camping. Yeah, you got to. You really got. I just read an article. Coronavirus. Nice. It was pretty tight about Iquitos, Derz, that they've been hit like the hardest from Coronavirus and people there are having a really hard time. Me and Derz went to Iquitos, Peru, which is like this, the town. I guess it's a city. It's a small city. Yeah. Yeah. That is the farthest, deepest into the jungle that you
Starting point is 00:15:16 go to before you actually head up into the Amazon, up the Amazon River. Right. That we did for bad ideas. Right. It's a metropolis. I mean, not a major metropolis, but it's a town. It's like a city. Yeah, it's a town. It's like a jungle. They got hit the hardest from Coronavirus? Yeah. Well, it was pretty, I guess, I don't mean to offend anyone, but it seemed like there wasn't a great hospital system there. Right. Oh, I see. It didn't seem like a super modern infrastructure, although it seemed like it was fucking bout it. When we came off the boats and went to that little like what the port, I guess you would call it. And there was just like cooking outside. It was fucking going off. Oh, yeah. Pulling the dogs out. Yes. Dude, it was like that.
Starting point is 00:16:02 I wanted to taste some dog. There were dogs everywhere. Fun town, good vibe, lack of infrastructure, which is why the Coronavirus got it. Yeah. Well, that's the thing though, like think about it. Everyone who you know, your most fun friends are the people who got Coronavirus, right? That's true. I can vouch for that. Every party pooper's like. I've been trying. All right. I know. I know. I've been actively just to get your reputation up. I've been trying. You act like I'm so surprised you haven't gotten it. Me too, dude. All my homies who are like wild dogs, they got it. They all got it. Well, I'm surprised Blake hasn't gotten it because he hangs with the crew. Hey. They also, it's not that you're hanging with many people. You're
Starting point is 00:16:42 hanging with the crew that are hanging with a lot of people. Right. I'm still going to send it. That's where I think you would get bit. I will be honest. I'm pretty surprised that I haven't caught a whiff. I was in the car with Corona one time and I thought I had it the next day. Oh, for sure. I tested negative. I went directly to a testing site and. Right. Nice. Thank you, God. Thank you, God. And what was Corona wearing? Thank you, God. Yeah. What did it look like? Corona was wearing a head to toe supreme. Surprisingly. Yeah. I'm waiting for that supreme injection. My smart fiancee told me in an article she read, not me. So I might get some stacks, some stats wrong, but allegedly. I'm still going to read it. She says that one
Starting point is 00:17:34 in three people right now in LA County have had coronavirus. One in three. One in three. Yeah. And so we are, it's actually, it's a sad thing because you don't want to get it and some people get really sick and die, but it's good for herd immunity, which we are inching towards. Trude out. Yeah, not very true. But is there evidence that you can't get it? I don't know. I don't know if there's evidence that says that the second time is, is worse than the first. I haven't heard of many, but you can still catch it, carry it and give it to somebody else is my point. Yep. Totally. Absolutely. I don't know if that's a lesser form or whatnot. You know what I mean? Your honor. And is that allegedly or is that a fact, Jack? You can get
Starting point is 00:18:18 it twice. That's a fact, Jack. I don't know what the level of it is because even when you get like the, you know, when you get the shot, when you, whatever it is, the vaccine, you still are getting it and you can get it later, right? It's just, it builds your body's tolerance up. Like it's building up your immune system against that particular virus. Right. I feel like Kevin Durant, the basketball player has had it like five times. They keep pulling him out of games like, he's got Corona. He's got, he's got to get out. He keeps like looking up at the scoreboard like, you're taking me out again. Oh my God. Yeah. He did. They took him out like mid game a few games ago. It's just a play that they can use now. They're like, get him out of there. Right.
Starting point is 00:19:02 Bring him back. Yeah. I gotta, yo, I gotta go real quick. Yeah. I got that Rona. Oh, that's wild. My dude got it five times. Hey, guys, look, no one knows how it works. Anyway. Yeah. I know. We're, we're acted like we know. No, that's my favorite. Just where I'm at. If we don't know, I bet no one knows. Anyways, anyways. This is important. Hey, there we go. That's nice. What is that from? That is actually from you, HF. Oh, but it's a play on what was that Richard Dreyfus movie when he likes sees aliens and he's making his mashed potatoes. Third encounter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Close encounters of the third kind to, yes. That movie is super dope. Right movies so tight. It's awesome. Yeah, I need to do is I've been just watching so many TV shows
Starting point is 00:19:52 I should get a list of really really cool movies and just watch a movie Let me give you a great list every Richard Dreyfus movie. That's true. He's a real player Yeah, yeah, whoo Richard Dreyfus rules. I love Richard Dreyfus now Do we think Richard Dreyfus is a nice guy? No, what? Well, you know, he's currently in trouble Is he got he got busted. Yeah, he got busted like last year for what? I think he was trying to pick up like actresses on the job kind of thing. Oh, no, I think it's it's a the bathroom situation Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I think someone called him out for for some shit back in the day
Starting point is 00:20:34 That's a bummer to me. I like that guy. Hey I love you What's he got? So he's got Holland's opus and then what else what else does he got him thing? What about Bob? What about Bob Jaws? Yeah, Jaws closing counters Right. Oh, what's the one where they dress up in all the SMM gear with? Rosie O'Donnell. Yeah, and is Dan Ackroyd in that steak out another steak out and another steak out Yeah, he was he's also in this like one. It's like a Steven Spielberg movie Nobody's watched where he's like a pilot who died, but he's like 1940 whatever. Oh, no, it's called like oh always
Starting point is 00:21:10 Yes, actually a very good movie. Yes always is time a very good movie very good I like a lot of Steven Spielberg movies. Yeah He's got a good taste and he knows how to do it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. He's pretty good It's pretty tight Richard Dreyfus ever like I can't imagine him as a young person like I'm in a hard time thinking of him as like 25 or 35 year old guy. He was always 50 years old to me. Yeah, was he a hot young guy? To me yeah to Ders. Yes. Well, but when you watch Jaws now, he does seem young. Okay, right Yeah, and I do think that was the whole point is that he was like the rich young guy who shows up and has like the fancy boat and It's kind of a dork, but in the end actually has some some Nards
Starting point is 00:22:04 Bro, you got Nards really got some Nards. Well, that got pretty dangerous out there I'm glad he had some Nards. They're kicking back on those like pontoon things and he's like Hey, man, glad you had some Nards As credits are rolling took some serious Nards to get out of here alive. His Nards were those barrels He took down two Nards That's why he was a hundred days over budget on that movie. It was not because it's just they needed to find that line Yeah, nothing to do with the shark that didn't break or anything. It's just he needed that line Yeah, I don't know the shark's dead. All danger is gone. It's like how do we end this thing?
Starting point is 00:22:39 We got to wrap it up. We don't have the line. What's the line? Did I tell you guys about my elephantitis? Damn, you got some Nards. Hold on roll camera I'm Richard Dreyfus. Oh Are we doing more impressions of Richard Dreyfus this week though? Oh, that would be sick. It's gonna bite you in the ass You're waiting till it swims up to you and bite you in the ass That's just me shouting words from the movie I'm Richard Dreyfus Yeah, when he had the deaf kid in Mr. Holland's Opus
Starting point is 00:23:12 That movie though and you're like but he loves music and his kid can't hear music That movie is beautiful. So tight. Didn't he he got an Oscar, right? He got an Oscar for that I hope so. Did he? I think so. I think something with that movie got an Oscar. It at least got nominated Yeah, it seems real. Got my pecker hurt. Yeah, my Oscar peckers hard. Check checks checks a lot of the boxes Yeah, am I crazy in that movie? Was he like teaching summer school and like the driving was like going over a hill and got like airborne? Oh, really? I don't remember Like I don't remember that movie during like a montage when he's like it's a good movie But so he's like a broke-ass music teacher who's like trying to get all these kids to do music is kid
Starting point is 00:23:56 Hey, can we just pay the teachers? Come on. Come on Thank you, but there's a montage He takes the extra job doing teaching drivers that are in the summer and in the montage I want to say that like the drivers ed kid it goes like airborne over a hill That's probably right I feel like the airborne thing was like in a lot of movies with cars where it's just like yeah, push it The stunt guys like I can push it. I can get air off that hill right there. It's like go ahead film it I think I can speak for all of us when I say one of our regrets about workaholics is that we never did the
Starting point is 00:24:28 Car driving on the two-side wheels all I wanted to do man I wanted to put the bow on two wheels that would have been so sick. Yeah, every 80s movie from Encino, man What else? Yeah, like Blues Brothers. Do they ever hit a two-wheel for sure twins twins hit it fucking hard Can we promise that whatever project that we work on together next? that we Have that exact shot that we're talking about now the twins. Yeah, I promise to open with it. Yeah, baby We're shoe horning that in no matter what We're gonna write the movie
Starting point is 00:25:06 Backwards from that shot. Yeah, I would argue that every car in the movie will be driving on two wheels The craziest thing is like that was not that's not a CGI trick That's like a fucking whip the wheel one way whip it the other way and get it up. Yeah. Yeah, that's Tom saying guys check this out Hi I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called inner cosmos on I heart I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University and I've spent my career exploring the three-pound universe in our heads on My new podcast I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling Unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities
Starting point is 00:25:54 Like does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident or can we create new? Senses for humans or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain Steers your behavior your perception and your reality Listen to inner cosmos with David Eagleman on the I heart radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts Last season millions tuned into the betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception I'm Andrea Gunning and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret I
Starting point is 00:26:46 Scurled down and that's when I saw a hidden folder and I opened it What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god I got to get out of the house. He's gonna find out that I've seen this. He's gonna come kill me Listen to season two of betrayal on the I heart radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts If you're looking for someone to help you unpack Queen Charlotte a Bridgeton story, you're in the right place It's me Gabby Collins come with me because on Queen Charlotte the official podcast
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Starting point is 00:28:29 Well Kyle, I don't know if you recall this but back in high school I was doing a student film for for drama class that Teddy was in and we were in the back of this dude's pickup truck And it was like kind of a horror movie or whatever and we had to skirt out and you see in the shot The truck gets on two wheels. That's it would have flipped. We were in the bed of the truck. We would have died Whoa, I remember this story. I remember the shot. He's a dead man. Yeah, we would have straight up a died Yeah, that was real. That's crazy in high school. It's such a Can I just say Adam hold on one second Blake. I'm super glad you did not die in that moment
Starting point is 00:29:09 Thanks, I'm glad for that too. You've given me a couple heart palpitations in our life, but I'm glad you're here partner Thank you very much. Yeah, buddy I'm glad that none of us died in high school like we all definitely 100% could have We all narrowly escaped it. We've now we're here and we're talking. We've all been in a trunk of a car It's on two wheels up cherish life everybody cherish life Yeah, I remember in high school the car in front of me like I came up to a buddy's house And there's a bunch of like a bunch of friends just kicking it and they were like hey We're about to go go-karting you want to come this car is full. You'll have to you'll have to follow us
Starting point is 00:29:46 I'm like, okay And so my buddy Zach hops in the car with me and their car was a Suzuki Samurai and it was packed And it was about a hundred yards in front of us and it took a turn and all of a sudden we just saw the like tail lights just disappear This bend and we're like what happened and they just launched off the side of like a Ravine goodbye like a creek down there and like hit the guardrail and flipped over like head over heels like three times and Landed upside down in this creek, right and we come and we're like ah all of our friends are dead 100% I'm about to walk up to a mass graveyard a mass grave and
Starting point is 00:30:29 Climbed out and they just all came out and they're like That was Monday at school you were like yeah, no, I was in there too because everyone's talking about it It's like legendary like I actually was in there actually was in there and if it wasn't for me being in there We probably would have died No, I think it was like the fact that there were so many kids piled in that car Saved them. Yeah, Suzuki's not a big like doesn't sit a lot of people right no And so like the overflow went into my car
Starting point is 00:31:03 So I had like two or three guys in my car and then there was still like five or six guys in the Suzuki You the way you were driving was dangerous actually Adam. You weren't packed enough if you would flip I know you guys all would have that's what I told my parents when I came home I'm like I need more people in the car with me at all times not wearing seatbelts and they're like make friends Make friends Adam are you riding at that time Adam? What was your high school car at that time? Oh, I had the 93 Cavalier convertibles Caps in a red racetrack Must have been nice. I love was that your first car? Yeah, that was that was my first whip salvage title
Starting point is 00:31:41 There we go. Yeah, yeah, man cost me 3600 bucks still took a loan out Yeah Dude, I spent I spent like 3600 bucks on my first car Yeah, I paid it to my grandpa. I got his fucking 89 Honda Accord. Nice. There we go. Your grandpa charged hell. Yeah, I did Yeah, well, I mean I had to save for it It was a big thing I saved for with the paper out in the first jobs and stuff like that And it was like if I put money down my folks would match it I bought mine a a year before I even turned 16. I bought it when I was 15
Starting point is 00:32:16 And just started and it just sat in my garage and I would just wash it and sit in it and like got the Alpine speakers ready to fucking bump room ready to go and just sit there And so you'd be like one day this will be mine. I will be able to drive this I love the idea of you in the garage with like the door down the engine running and you just fucking die and your mom comes in You like that idea I really like that idea of Adam dying at 15 Hands on the wheels like man, I can't wait Fuzzy dice. I was so we were such I was such a maniac in
Starting point is 00:32:57 High school too because I like a thought like getting different beer caps was cool Like show like yeah, I drank a Heineken this week Oh, totally and an Amstel light and a Budweiser and I would full I had like one of the hanging tree Air freshener things and I would fold them over that so it on the sides So it's just like oh look, I obviously drink and drive this car For my rear view mirror and drove around the town Give me a Steve wiser that is so cool, man Your your evidence is just presented to the cops. Yeah, just right there. Just ready to get pulled over
Starting point is 00:33:36 do they still have a Cuz like when you would get your your permit, right? And then you would get your license and you couldn't drive with Anybody in your car except like your mom or dad, right? Right, right for that when you have your permit That was no, it was when you had your license actually in California like you got your license at 6 that's why I'm moving guys See ya I'm going to Austin Got your license at 16 and it was like still provisional. So like you during the first like
Starting point is 00:34:07 Six months you couldn't drive anybody else around unless we're at work back Yeah, when you had your actual license they put a stipulation on it for six months And then for a year you couldn't drive past like midnight at 5 a.m. Or something like that. They hit you with the step Yeah, we got the steps. Yeah, they ain't nobody's stepping. You can't step me dude. I wasn't stippable We got a step but Kyle remember me and you we used to break that law when we Did homey Well, that's because we were working those late nights at the movie theater dog We were working. Oh shit less of a bad boy. I got a letter in my glove box
Starting point is 00:34:43 It says I could drive at this late. Okay. Oh, not a bad boy at all. He's got the proper Documentation I got a letter from a DMV. I'm right. We still got our vests on at our name tags. All right Employed not bad boys at all contributing member of two society Because the movie theater closed at midnight, what are we doing out of three? What are they doing? Why playing video games and drinking out and do with their friend and their friends basement? No, no, bro. Somebody sat in a milk tub. It was it was probably we had to deep clean the popcorn machine That's what I'm talking about. Blake's still working out there. I can't watch this butter smell off of me
Starting point is 00:35:31 Hey, you want to talk about zits, bro? You got that orbital red box for real the movie theater if you're working the popcorn machine You're walking home with some zits and I'm talking like though. It's not the deep zit It's like just the pus is the butter when they go now. I remember you was zits, dude When I think about us working at the theater now, I remember you was it's all over your face dog I feel like Blake had nose zits. Is that accurate? He had it all over his face And I was like, it's cool, dude. No, no, no, I can close my eyes and imagine Blake just soaking wet with zit A big zit nose
Starting point is 00:36:22 Just I'm just perched on the end if you just gave it a squeeze No, dude, my my zits were right where like my mustache ends right now, right right corner of the mouth That's just you not using napkins. They were primed for that mustache. They were getting ready They're like the hair follicles are growing up there. This is the only place that we can sprout Absolutely our pimple wings. I never really got zits, but I did get in where my beard started coming in I would get like on my neck the ingrown joints where they're like, yo, you're about to get a beard We're making way. So you get a lot of ingrown hairs, huh? It's bad. I never I never yeah, I never got that I didn't really have any sort of hair growth at all in high school. I got a lot of pus
Starting point is 00:37:01 I don't cut ingrown hair. It's a lot of zits. I'm talking about like in my 20s when like Facial hair became a thing in my life. Oh, yeah, 20s not now, of course Oh, cuz I was about to say what what did that do to your hickey game, bro? What's suck the hair? Oh, yeah You're a little tart that was the tightest question Blake that's for sure like a weird kink that for sure Thousands of people. This is how weird the earth is. There's a craigslist pusucker dude out there Yeah, that there's like for sure thousands of people on planet earth that get off on the pus sucking because
Starting point is 00:37:37 Humans are foul. Yeah. Yeah, well, no even beyond that Who's like down for the there was the hickey, bro at school like what's up with the hickey, bro Well, I don't know you bring a lot of likes very specific your high school thing And there would always be that one homie that would cry all the time, right? Yeah, but no, that was real though. We found out the cry guy is real Oh, wait, let's circle back to that because I did reach out to you guys I did remember there was a homie and the crew who did get drunk and cried all the time and I just forgot about it I still love you
Starting point is 00:38:11 How's he doing now? He's just a sad sack of shit now or he got his life together. He's watching wrestling No, you know what? I haven't spoken to him since high school ish During college met this girl from Columbia and got her pregnant like just moved down there and is doing his thing down there Wait, okay. Okay. We'll be talking about wait. So you so you guys yeah You guys didn't have a hickey, bro at the school You didn't have like I wanted a hickey because I felt like you were supposed to get hickeys like that was the thing I wanted to give because it was like I'm supposed to give a right You let people know you're you're out there. You're mixing it up
Starting point is 00:38:47 But it was just you and Blake in your backyard like right after doing some back yard wrestling Just suck my neck real quick so so we can say we have hickeys so what I remember a girl came to Came to like I guess I was in seventh grade or sixth grade and she was a year older She came to youth group. Oh, yeah, and she just had her like shirt hella deep cut Hickeys all over her titties Praise Jesus My lord and savior titty hickeys that's real. I didn't even know it definitely is like an announcement Yeah, dude, it looked like someone walked on her
Starting point is 00:39:35 And this was in in a youth group like in a church youth group and was she did she deny it? She was like these I'm I'm actually I've never even kissed a guy before these just appeared I'm the Virgin Mary, but yeah, she used the vacuum. No the youth group I was in was like 50% like hey We all like it here and the other 50% were like sent there by their parents to get saved and shit like yeah, baby It was half like you half of them will go play guitar and then the other half of us would go like smoke weed somewhere Yes, youth group was a very scandalous place. Yeah, it's scandalous That's how mine was too. It was it was a very wildly horny youth group
Starting point is 00:40:15 Mm-hmm. Yeah, it was just operation like we had to like do our prayers But then it was just like who is going to touch a boob or touch a dick You're still a teen with a boner and those are still girls with boobs like that's what's up. That's part of what it is So it's in it's in a capable. It's in a scapegoat. What are you supposed to do? It's bound to happen. Sorry God. Sorry God. I remember I think it was it was at a Church sleepover the first time that I found out that girls were horny Like someone who came up and said hey Lindsay thinks you're hot she's horny for you and I'm like right and this wasn't to me This was to my friend, but this was not to me
Starting point is 00:40:55 What does that mean? But I was like wait, what did she she's horny and they're like yeah, she's like so horny and I'm like The girl is horny, right make you horny That is cool, and I blew my fucking mind. I was like, oh my god. It's a whole new world. I was like, thank you Jesus Thank you God I used to trade trade notes with a girl who would just be writing about how horny she was and I'm like Oh my god. I'm like so friend-zoned on this one I think she had like the hots for some other guy and she kept saying like how horny she is Oh, she's like I can't sit in this fucking class any longer. I'm so horny. I was like
Starting point is 00:41:34 This is Unbelievable. I think I threw the notes away like ten years ago. I like found them in my room and I was like I should have these Bunch of girls from my high school just went and on Facebook like We're like reading notes allowed that people sent and just like tons of notes from me Notes of like Alva Adam. They're like yeah, Adam Devine sent me this in seventh grade and it's just like I like Christie He's so pretty blowing your spot up. Yeah, just totally blue. I'm like those are private notes Yeah, for real those are private from the adolescents leave them alone. They're all Keep them in the shoebox
Starting point is 00:42:13 Take them out when we're like 70 and be like the youth. Yeah, that's not public shit, man That's not remember handwriting to now that I think about it I definitely have like all my like high school girlfriend love letters. I should crack those open. Oh, yeah They're heavy as fuck. What do you like love talk? Oh, oh, I thought you meant like wait a lot Oh ours were not I feel like by the time we got in high school We weren't writing let ours was like middle school very much. It's like I like her a lot. I hope she likes me Circle yes or no. She if you think she does right just like true like little kid shit Oh, I feel like I used to get into some drama with some girls like it was like a lifetime
Starting point is 00:42:56 Yeah, I believe that about you, dude. Yeah, did hey Kyle. Can I talk to you about this? Did you sign this in your blood? Yeah, yes, I did yes, I did I don't like that. Nobody likes that. It's just your blood and semen mixed together like the Metallica album You're like what I yeah, you love that album. Oh boy. I didn't think it was bad I just thought it meant forever like there's no other way for me to really propose how much this means to me Unlock your car What was I proposed to do? What was I proposed to do, huh? I can't remember dude Kyle you're I mean you you've always been a romantic you are that you've
Starting point is 00:43:36 Been the Kevin Federline of our crew He's always been the crow of our crew. I just watched that Documentary the yes, the what's saving Britney or whatever it is. Yeah, awesome That's not the right title, but no, what is it? It's like framing Britney free free Britney framing Britney But the hashtag is free Britney y'all is free Britney and I just watched that and I forgot how much you Dressed like Kevin Federline or Kevin Federline dressed like you because no no no No, it was so natural because we didn't know who Kevin Federline was and then Kevin Federline came on the scene And we were living together at this time and it was like Kyle you're
Starting point is 00:44:22 What's the style oh it was Kyle new chest Kyle yes, it's way tilted hat Like this it was fucking like tank top like dancer like fucking kind of like big baggy pants like Well, no, well, I don't know if you were a dancer Well, wasn't he a bit wasn't he a dancer isn't that why he did yes? He was for me I was looking at Chad Muscoe who was a skateboarder who had some cool style at the time and there was some K fed Muscoe crossover that I think I got caught in yes There was there was Kyle never wore a hat straight until maybe the last five years It was 100% just 15 degrees to the right or left was his hat popo's out. That's popo's out
Starting point is 00:45:03 Oh, yeah, that's what I was about to say it all gets boiled down to a popo's out lifestyle And popo's out was Kevin Federline's song song song. It was a hit. Hey, feel free to cue that one up Blake Give us a popo's out, please Oh, I don't remember this at all Yeah, here we go It was ahead of its time if that's I guarantee you if that should drop today Oh in the club especially like after we weren't in the club. We were 18 19 years old So we weren't quite in a club. We were trying to get into clubs. We were trying no no no popo's out popo's out was
Starting point is 00:46:01 2006 2006 yeah, whoa, okay six, but we were still too young to get into the club No, we were in the club at 06. We were in the club. You're in the club. I was in the club You weren't in the club. We were in the club and oh Club at oh six we were 20 years old you were outside of the club. No in 06. We were we were 22. We were in the club Oh, you're right. We were 22. Yeah, so where were you by the way? We still weren't in the club. Yo, you were in the club We were trying to get into the clubs if you remember at 22 years old It was us standing outside
Starting point is 00:46:35 Someone didn't have the right pants someone didn't have the right shoes and we'd have to go home to 75% Oh, hey, if you want to know a legendary club moment with us at Comic-Con remember I couldn't get into a Comic-Con after-party bar because I had shorts on yeah, so you guys got in and sent who's whose pants were they? We went in and then Kyle took his pants off. We crowded around Kyle so no one could see him in his underwear We took the pants out to Blake Blake put the pants on outside Came in and then I guess you all did a switch in the bathroom or what? No, he just took them off I put them on and it was game on we were good
Starting point is 00:47:20 Unreal when the door guy turns you away like you have shorts on you're not coming in tonight And then you walk back five minutes later with pants on he's like he's like all right. I don't know how you did it But you did it you did it Hats off the hat is off and actually hats off no hats hats off actually that was the best I love that shit. I felt I just remember feeling like that was such a fucking g move like I'm standing there naked with like four dudes around me That did always piss me off when there was just some like arbitrary rule Like I remember how mad kyle would get when they make like a bar or a club would make them take the hat off
Starting point is 00:47:59 God it would fucking especially if I was already a little drunk I'd be fucking live it Yeah, and they'd say you can't wear your fucking hat at a sports bar right fucking piece of shit The other thing that was ridiculous is it it's fucking comic-con. They're like you can't come in with shorts But then harley quinn and fucking the joker walk by it's like what like what are we doing here? Yeah, right? And you're in san diego. That's shore slam. Yeah, exactly. Well, that is we were more adults by that point We'd been out and about By comic-con, but yes comic-con anything should go for sure
Starting point is 00:48:31 Yeah, like captain america is dancing on the dance floor. Yeah, he's in tights. Yeah, let me wear my shorts Comic-con is the weirdest place god. I mean I miss it. It's so fun. It's just cool just knowing that like You like someone's gonna go in there just dressed as Deadpool and they're gonna meet sailor moon And they're gonna go home and fuck and you're like this is their ultimate dream Dude, that's tight. Did any of you guys ever go to that like ball that they have? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah We went the first year for sure with tk, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah Thomas Kellogg you may recognize him from workaholics as the dunking genie Thomas Kellogg. Yeah, man. He's just a legendary or you may not
Starting point is 00:49:12 Yeah, that was like the year that thomas whenever thomas rolled down to comic-con though It was like fucking the mission was trying to get him into the parties that we were allowed in But he was not so it was just like trying to get him in this dude is a r&b singing Joke machine and when he arrives the party gets turned up quite a bit. It goes to 11 He wore a shirt that year that said one dollar joke machine trying to just get people Yeah, trying to just get people to give him a dollar and like he'd tell a joke. Wow. That's weird. That's fucking weird It said joke machine on his shirt one dollar joke machine. Yo, no, he had a price Well, I can't believe I just pulled that from like a weird wrinkle in the brain. That's weird. Yeah. Yeah, he would do that
Starting point is 00:49:54 He would go go crazy. Do you guys remember when it used to say stoffers? That was our mandela effect was thomas Kellogg. He got mandela effect. Is he even real? Is he even real? But yeah, we went to that ball that ball we would that ball was crazy. He balled out We went like five or six or seven years in a row I missed a handful of them towards the end But we we went to a solid three or four in a row all together as a career. Yeah, it was tight Yeah, it started getting a little more buttoned up though like everything like people who were in it used to be like People who were in these major movies would come get kind of drunk have a good time
Starting point is 00:50:32 But then by the end of it, it was like people would kind of Peace out and like leave san diego after they would do their comic con appearance Well, that might have been directly our fault because we were such maniacs at like the entertainment weekly party specifically Myself myself You you jumped into the pool like after you jumped off the roof Well, Isaac's saying that you kyle lit your pants on fire. Oh, I did you pissed at the man I did like my pants on fire. Oh, yeah. I remember that I did I did on the rooftop. Yes. It was very hot It was very hot and so I I asked for scissors until you're like the only thing that'll cool me off is this flame
Starting point is 00:51:11 No, no, no, no, it wasn't like that. It was like it was hot and I used scissors to cut my pants It was that time of the year where it's time to cut the pants into shorts So I did it on the rock on the roof of the hard rock hotel And then I just threw them in the fire And then I was like fuck it. Fuck you guys. They had like a fire pit with the rock like the rock. Yeah Yeah, it was like the rock style fancy fire pit like looks like glass and shit And there's just flames coming out of it. This dude just threw his pants onto it Yeah, and the the people were working there like you you what are you doing? And that's when it was like, no, I can do whatever I want
Starting point is 00:51:47 I remember arm wrestling the big guy from the blind side the giant man I'm like arm wrestling him and it was like later that night You guys were looking for me and Isaac found me cornering wesley snipes asking him about prison Yeah, and he's like adam come on we gotta get you out of here Hi, I'm david eagleman. I have a new podcast called inner cosmos on eye heart I'm a neuroscientist and an author at stanford university and I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling Unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities
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Starting point is 00:54:49 Go inside each episode of queen charlotte a bridgerton story with the creatives the cast and creator shonda rimes leading the way Listen to queen charlotte the official podcast thursdays on the eye heart radio app apple podcasts or anywhere you get your podcasts You Dude, do you remember how hard we like just broed down with the cast at mtv's teen wolf? Like oh, man. It was like anytime we would cross paths. It'd be like teen wolf And you know, it's crazy. I bet all those guys are together and talking about us right now Yeah, you know that they're talking about us on the wolf podcast. Hey, come on man Tyler
Starting point is 00:55:35 much love We were out of our mind good red carpet photos from that Well, think I think a lot of it is that it did start to slow down Comicon without a doubt it did because it was more wild the first handful of years that we did But also I think that we're just getting older Yeah, and we are aren't as wilding out as hard But there was nobody else doing it. There was nobody else wilding out I think it things got more and more corporate and people who are like, yo, I just got this marvel movie
Starting point is 00:56:04 I'm not going to vomit at the entertainment will be part of it. Yeah. Yeah, when we went there It was like it was like wild wild west. We were like, oh, we should be the first ones to vomit It was fucking crazy. It was it was nuts. Like we were Causing a ruckus. We went on a red carpet. Our first red carpet together was as the cast of always sunny in philadelphia Drunk as fuck and stoned out of our minds just like, oh my god. They let us on That's right. And then we met those dudes and we were like, hey We're gonna have a tv show that comes on in a few months. That's basically what you guys did and they were like, cool And we were like great. Yeah, they were very cool to be so cool
Starting point is 00:56:42 With us about that Yeah, the broad city girls did the exact same thing to me. I was at some new york Like comedy central party and they came up to me and were like, hey, we have a tv show that's about to come out And we're basically the female version of workaholics and i'm like, fuck. Yeah, go get you some girls. Yeah allegedly No, it happened happened to me Wait, what's what's that? What's the whole thing you jumped into the pool though? Like didn't it wasn't it like you jumped onto this fucking floating thing and you thought you were gonna break through it
Starting point is 00:57:13 But you just landed on it because it was like a raft story of his life and then you fucking like and it was post back surgery Well, yeah There's that layer There's that whole layer, but the whole thing was like every year it was on the roof of the hard rock San Diego hotel and they have a pool there But they would cover it with like a sheet and light it up entertainment weekly and i'm like, right? Yeah, i'm gonna jump on it and swim and and i think it like wraps up children and they like suffocate and drown He was like i'm gonna jump on that do a cannonball on it number one
Starting point is 00:57:48 Blake broke that huge beer bottle from carl strauss because Yes, you broke it on the red carpet because it said carl on it and you kyle couldn't be there Comic-con that year so he broke he was brought bringing this around as if like you're there with us like a giant glass growler That's nice of you. Thank you like paul bear with the undertakers urn ashes But then you broke it what happened was did you mean to break it you got angry at you you weren't there man No, no, no, no, no i wasn't mad somebody i was i was coming up the steps and Olivia munn was walking down and i was up. This was like g4. Olivia munn. I was like right obsessed with her And i see her i was like, oh shit, and i just spun hella quick
Starting point is 00:58:31 Broke the bottle and she ran away her whole Yeah, her whole pack of people's like go go go go go Hi, oh man, wait. No talk to me your hands are bleeding there goes that There's a glass everywhere G4 i uh i saw jeffrey dean morgan and thought that he was the guy from um Javier Bardem from oh, yeah, Javier Bardem. Oh, yeah, you totally did talk to him for a minute, right? Yeah, i talked to them for a while and then i i'm like i love no country for old men, dude No country for old men and he's like i yeah, i like that movie too and and then and then later
Starting point is 00:59:11 And i'm still didn't put it together later at the party from across the party I'm like no country for old men Javier And he's like, yeah, okay Yeah, it's a good movie. It's a good movie. It's not me as fun as i had at those parties And i would never take any of it back. It's like if i would have been 30% more sober we could have been connecting with some of the coolest people I could have had all of game of thrones number in my phone Hey, man, i felt like i was connecting with the coolest people. Yeah, you guys
Starting point is 00:59:45 I still love you that being said looking for work The whole thing the whole our whole end to comic con was that they fucking Made it so that we could not be in any more sanctioned events, right? Because our last like, uh, Whatever panel was a big one h-haul. It was a big one. Yeah, it's fucking huge. We did uh some music and all that But everybody yeah, there was a few thousand people there. It was uh, it was awesome What's crazy is we didn't even do anything crazy. We threw water on people and they were like you can't do that Water and we gave some t-shirt wasn't it because of the fans like they were all fucked up They were smoking weed because they stormed the stage at the end
Starting point is 01:00:24 And I think they had the year before they had like some people get really hurt from stuff Well, remember, uh, there was like a harry potter panel where someone stabbed someone in the eye with a pencil Yeah, I remember that. Yes, but that has nothing to do with us not our fault. Yeah, no, no, but we were like storm the stage. Let's go Let's go Oh, we were fun. Shout out to tom green who uh mc'd our our panel, right? Yeah, he led the panel Also a shout out to tom green and what he's doing right now on his ig. I don't know if you guys see him out there all alone I'm up on it. I'm up on it. Dude. What happened? So fucking wild He's out there in a van like just cruising america with him and his dog and his guns and making like weird
Starting point is 01:01:04 Yeah, making guns him and his dog and his guns. What? Yeah, he's got two guns. He's got like a mobile Solar panel power generator everything like van that he's living in he's making music It's got like a recording studio in it And then like uh, he's doing like drone shots and making his own music and stuff and putting it on youtube And this isn't like a cry for help or like we're watching his last days. This is no, no, no This is tom green. He doesn't cry for help. He just is always five steps ahead of every, but never with guns Like what's the gun part? He's got to have something out there. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, he's he's in the badlands, baby That was a new addition. I think he just like, you know straps him on and you can watch a video where he straps them all on
Starting point is 01:01:47 Hey, dude, I'm I'm all for it. I want I want to get uh way deep into guns Okay, all right. I would like to be way deep into him. I already have I already have a shotgun and uh, a tommy gun So My dude has a tommy gun like bugsy dude. I have a full tommy gun with the circular Uh, drum you have a drum. Yeah, I have a drum. Please be careful. I have a feeling that's just going to explode in your hands It won't explode, but uh, it will get stuck sometimes and and you just have to hold on until it runs out of bullets And it's actually terrifying Where are you shooting it off the back of your house into the ocean?
Starting point is 01:02:27 Yeah, he's fishing man. What's awesome though is you can actually shoot you could go uh clay shooting in the ocean You just got to go out uh to International waters, which is just three miles off and then you could shoot gliss, which I haven't done yet But I'd like to uh, no I go in the country when I'm back home in in Nebraska with a tommy gun Yeah, what's up with the tommy gun? You're so bugsy Malone, man. Yeah, it's just kind of cool to have I actually there's no purpose to it. Uh, but it's just kind of a fun thing to have I mean, I hope you have a few nude pictures with it Where it's just you tommy gun, but you should do that while you're in great shape
Starting point is 01:03:02 Honestly, if you would take them for me, I I want I want you still die Bro while you're in great shape, you should do that like before you like, you know balloon at any point in your life He's gonna stay like this forever. I feel like the ballooning is uh is already happening So it it it goes ebbs and flows where I'm good for two weeks and then I take a week where I'm just like Hey, how many nachos can I eat in a day? Yeah? Oh, yeah, I get that It's like I'll intermittent fast intermittent fast for like four days and then just eat for 24 hours Yeah, the cost of diarrhea fucking sucks. I guess I'll eat all these gummy bears Well, you know what I should do is get get like, uh, that should be like our
Starting point is 01:03:42 Wedding photos for me and clothe like we dress old-timey But uh a whole bit of the tommy gut that would be cool right those photos are so sick And she's got the little pocket pistol on the garden. Yeah, she has a little tiny like prostitute pistol Yeah, that'd be damn that'd be hot. Yeah, you get a dope ass whip at your car Take some pictures outside of the like an early forward or something or an early Cadillac Yeah, I get like an like an old Uh T what is it not a not a t-mobile t-model t. Dude, I'm gonna get one one is coming to my house in like three four months
Starting point is 01:04:19 That runs Yeah Well, I'm scared that now you have a larger house to the bigger driveway uh to get more uh clunkers To park out front. How many are you gonna have in your grassy area? No, I got garage space now playboy Magazine titles Model t is coming my way and it just got a new paint job. It's all tuned up. It runs like it looks good Yeah, yeah, I'll send you guys a pic. Hell. Yeah, that's tight But it's it's all under wraps because it's for the project i'm working on so, you know
Starting point is 01:04:51 Okay, okay. You really want to brought it up? I'm gonna forget when we hang up. Can you hit me with a whoopsies? Well, it's toasty. Oh hit me with a toasty I always think toasty's whoopsies Why do I think that? Cuz adam cuz adam cuz adam says that he says whoopsie I'm my own soundboard over here, man. I'm not waiting for blake Uh, wait, so okay. Well, then I guess we could talk about why you got it another time because it's under wraps But it's so dope because i'm interested but I guess I can't talk about 1915 though
Starting point is 01:05:31 And the thing fucking it's crazy It's got like three pedals. It's got like fucking weird. Yeah. Yeah, we would love to talk about it But it's under wraps. But can I ask you why you have you cannot it's under wraps. I'm sorry So why did you buy it if it's for a project? Why didn't the production rent it or something? Why do you need to buy I need to be quiet about this right now? I'm gonna get in trouble again Come on, dude. All right. It doesn't seem like you needed to buy it. Wait again What'd you get what did you get in trouble? I already got in trouble for talking about some shit on this podcast So I have to be careful you son of a bitch. I just have to be careful how much hollywood knowledge I drop
Starting point is 01:06:12 All right, any take backs call backs. Oh man. I'm taking back the last five minutes of this. Can we just cut it out? Can we cut it? We gotta keep it? Well, we should cut you out how about that Hey, so that's so down Take backs apologies compliments Hey epic slams giveaways any epic slams or giveaways I would just like to say that uh, I would like to Compliment all four of us for a great fun podcast. I feel like we weren't really shitting on each other
Starting point is 01:06:49 I enjoyed this conversation today. Some days. I'm like Yikes This again Another clunker I agree, Adam, but this one this one was great. Yeah. Hey, man. I love them all. Uh, I will Compliment my buddy kyle who broke the law a little bit driving me late night from the movie theaters But we were out there getting paper We were out there getting paper doing our thing and I really want to compliment you on having
Starting point is 01:07:22 E40s in a major way in the tape deck. There we go All the time dude some of the best that was pretty that's like woke up in the am It was great. Do you remember that little do you remember that rime? He had where he's like woke up in the am toasted out of my cranium Gotta take a shit took a dump in the Mediterranean It was that tape and then limp biscuit jz collision course. Oh my god Hey, yo, we're still doing take backs. We're still doing take back. No, it was it was linkin park by the Hold on. It was linkin park. I'm a beige at the absolute perfect time
Starting point is 01:08:00 for music. Yes, nothing but Uh, limp biscuit puddle of mud all the hitters. Oh, did I say limp biscuit? Yes. You said limp biscuit It was a linkin park. I'm sorry. I'm yes linkin park. Yes, and that's fucking album was off the fucking charts Linkin park was great. Yeah, linkin park. It was so good. No, it was so cool. Yeah, I need to apologize I need to take back. It's linkin park jz cosine linkin park jz was like, so this is gonna make me a billionaire All right, let's do it. No jz fucks with linkin park, dude. No, he doesn't it wasn't bad though Yeah, sonically, it was fucking cool. That was a great experience. Oh, I forgot they did that second and third album No, no, bro you chill on linkin park. Yeah, calm down. It was fine
Starting point is 01:08:42 The only good thing to come from that was the fucking trailer for jamey fox in miami vice in the movie that was like Yeah, that song rocks. No the trailer rocks that song is not rock like I stand by we came of age In the perfect time for music. I'm three years older. Speak for yourselves I am I know but did you watch it like live because they had a cool video where it was like linkin park and jz Performing it live and that's when I was like this is fucking dope. It it does not Work for me. He doesn't resonate Did you see that though? I don't like any of the bands you guys just fucking uh, dude a puddle of mud pop a roach Come on
Starting point is 01:09:33 It's probably fair to say that the linkin park mash-up album with jay-z is his worst Stop just stop I don't I just don't know how you can I just don't know. I don't like it. I think it's fucking corny It was just a fun mash-up. That was like a mash-up. It was like fucking playing into the mash-up culture It was fucking and guess what not every mash-up is fucking tight, but that one was dope, dude No, it wasn't hey guys Let's disagree and a Blake if you could play us out with a little bit of puddle of mud Oh, I'm pulling it up
Starting point is 01:10:03 Pull up a jay-z ship. I'd appreciate it. Yeah, we could keep going. I'm fine Okay, Miami Vice trailer with the boats with the cigarette boats going was You're still needs to apologize before we leave for what I don't know you haven't done your apology yet Well, yes, or or a compliment or whatever compliment. Hey, I'm sorry that you're not getting yet one What else let me think let me think You want some thinking music? Yeah hit music thinking music Yes, this is puddle of mud blurry something. I I don't think I've ever heard that song. What I've never heard this song I don't know this wait wait. Hold up. Which one is I like the way she smacks my
Starting point is 01:10:55 God the perfect time for music. I wish the audience could see Onder's face How did you not get any you have no kind of butt rock, huh? This didn't happen at my high school I'm sorry brother I've heard this song Yep, like I said The pinnacle of music. I'm sorry 60s and 70s
Starting point is 01:11:25 Early 2000s came to play. Hey, there are so okay. There are Oh gosh, we're having fun. I thought didn't you like nickel back? You had a lot of nickel back Oh, you like come on you Durs. You would sing photograph all the yeah photograph. You sing that all the time That was a joke. Yeah, because it's a fucking dumbass. So Yeah, well that was part of the whole fucking thing dude the eyes wide open That's crazy. That was part of the whole thing. That was the thing. No, that's what I would do is I would sing the two songs and mash them together Look at this photograph With arms wide open. They're all the same dumb song. No, Kyle. Let me be let me be very clear about this. Yeah
Starting point is 01:12:03 Not a not a fan Yeah, no, I get it But like a few years earlier like look stone temple pilots. I fucked with the middle school and sound garden Well, they're real I did not get with the kid rock any of the rap rock shit It just was disqualifying. He's a legend, mate I think that we were actually aware of how much it sucked while it was our favorite Hey, the Lincoln park jz mashup doesn't suck. No, I know I know I know but that one's tight with that said we we can drop a little mix
Starting point is 01:12:33 Maybe we'll we'll sound cloud it put it in the in the Lincoln in the in the little instagram It's gonna be sick put a mud get your fill You get your papa roach the the furthest I go is judgment night soundtrack. We're gonna cut your ear holes into pieces Poe of mud and then po d. What was the po d stand for? What is that? Isaac had this one on lock it's payable on death. Oh my god I'm gonna go Guys, I'm gonna go. This has ended up not being that important
Starting point is 01:13:19 Hey, you still have work to do though. You have to compliment or epic slam or did you already do that? Yeah, I think Everybody was great Let's see Blank a lot of new drops this week. Yeah, that's fun drops. Yeah, I like that takebacks Anything about Lincoln park jz Nope, I got nothing. I thought about it real hard po d puttle of mud
Starting point is 01:13:53 puddle of doodoo Papa roach Roach That okay, let me just I'll say this who let the dogs out is a better song than anything on the jz limb biscuit Lincoln park. Well, you're just but that's just because it's like they were like Mashups, they're like who let the dogs out as an original track and I understand that that sits on its own Plane you guys are tripping if jz linked up with the Baja man. Yeah, that would have been fucking fire
Starting point is 01:14:28 You've got all my money. I thought it was 69 boys. No, that's the Baja man That's the Baja man. Good poll. I thought it was the Baja boys. They're they're boys to men No, no, no, I think it's Baja men. It is Baja men The Baja men had that song and then one other one because Baja boys is way better But they were like, yeah, Baja boys. They're old guys. Yeah, we're like we're 50. We're not gonna be boys We're men. We're not gonna say we can't be boys. Yeah. Um, so anyway, I guess if I have any takebacks, it's that um I wish I had takebacks Yeah, there you go. There you go. He has spoken and guys
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