This Is Important - Ep 281: You Didn’t Know Netflix DID IT Like This

Episode Date: January 27, 2026

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Welcome to This Is Important, a production of Iheart Radio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important. Today on This Is Important. This is Life in the Big Leagues. He just spreads my ass cheeks and goes, nope, all good here. Netflix, we're back. Let's go! Yes!

Yes! Hit him with it. Hit him with it. Drop it, dude. Oh, my God. Here we are a new era, baby. How's it feeling? Welcome to Netflix, boys.

It feels good to be here. I'll say. And it's feel good. Feels very good to be here. Blake, are you nervous? I'm kind of a little nervous. We might be reaching a whole new audience. I think a lot of people are saying that these podcasts are going to be watched during the day by stay-at-home mom.

So maybe we give them a little treat right now. Who's saying that? Who's saying that? Are you? Okay. Wait. Hey. Netflix, you're welcome.

If there's any stay-at-home mom or dads, this is for you. Wait. Wait, he's, okay, he's licking the microphone. They know they're watching. Yeah. Right. Well, yeah. So you're saying for the housewives that are at home or house dad.

Housewives. House husbands. Or house dads. They're home alone and they're sitting on the get their folding laundry. Yeah. They're just like, hey, what's this? This is important part of them? Guys, maybe I click on this.

Let's see what them boys are up to. What's so important about it? They've aged and then they see Blake just lapping it up. Imagine you're folding your laundry and then you sit down right here. Hey, and what's the sound that gets them ready for it, buddy? That's when you know, baby. Netflix. How are you?

If you're married and you go to bed and your significant others, like, I'm going to stay up for a little bit and you hear this sound. Thank you, Blake. Sorry, sorry. It's going down. You might want to go check on. your significant other. Yeah. Bopal,

Sa! This is, this is pretty exciting for us to be on the flicks. This is huge. This is huge. This is big for us. We're excited,

you know, expanding our reach. I feel a lot of people are going to click on here. Like, what is, is this important? Is this a news program?

And it kind of is. Yeah. It's sort of is. It's all inclusive, if you ask me. That's why we don't ask you. Yeah, we talk about everything

that is important in society. We, very quickly, it'll devolve into how often we jerk off in public and for Blake. I'm going to come. That's the only way he knows how to masturbate. Right. Yeah.

If you're joining us now. Let's catch them up to speed for the new listeners and viewers. Blake one time masturbated on an airplane. I did. At a young age, a very young age. This was at a young age. Yes, yes, yes. And also at a young age, I masturbated.

inside of my starter coat at a T.J. Max. Did we talk about that? At a young age. At a young age. At a young age. Is that going to be your Netflix drop here? Your truth telling some whole new stories you haven't repeated 30 times? Whenever I hear a Netflix drop it,

it makes me think of their hard-hitting documentaries with that sort of just get to the truth. The truth of everything. Poop crews. It's a long-rearing thing. making a murder it's a lot of really really hard hitting stuff and I love it

and also making a murderer what a time that was that was a time I feel like we all upgraded like dur's your backdrop is absolutely gorgeous yeah you know I went full

DIY and went to Target got some curtains some curtain rods and then literally hung this 10 minutes ago not sure what to do with like the cords yeah no it looks cool

what do people do with No, it looks... It's DIY. It's cool. What's fun about it is it's going to fall. It's going to fall. Oh, yeah. That's going to be a great blooper.

Live. Were you guys a little scared? Because we got some, like, pretty new, like, high-tech cameras. When they were installing yours... Equipment. Did you see yourself in the screen and go, like, oh, my God. I'm like, I've gotten way, way uglier. I kind of had a little moment where I was a little worried.

Yeah, both Adam and I were talking about how you got ugly. Yeah, it's bad. We've actually brought that up a lot. to each other on the side, on the side texts. Oh, okay. Whoa. Yeah, how ugly Blake has gotten recently. Yeah.

I'm glad I'm bringing it up now. Sam's in that text, too. Okay. Okay. It's kind of like a support group. Yeah, she's, she started it. Well, I was, she was like, what do I do? And I was like, honestly looking at him, can't help.

Don't know. I was so off put by how I looked. I thought about going and getting a facial. But it's like, um, you can't just walk in and get a facial. I bet you could Yeah I bet you could figure it out Make you walk into the right spot

On Santa Monica Boulevard No no no no Of course I'm talking about like Exfoliating your skin Getting some Of course Some nice liquids put on it And you know

Like I think they rub you with crystals And stuff But Yeah Of course You have to set up an appointment And I just don't think That's ever going to be something

That I ever do Like it has to be a walk in Yeah Now, you have, your partner is an Asian woman. Yes. And Asian women are known for taking great care of their skins. Yes. Perfect.

I'll say that, most of them. Is it? Are they? Is that the headline? Yeah, I think the best skin care treatments and stuff are from Asia. Korea. Korean women are very. Oh, is that right?

Korean skin care is probably the most upheld skin care in the market. Culturally. Yes, culturally, it is. culturally. The Korean skin is, is, mm-hmm. And if you're only listening, he's licking the mic again. He's licking it again. But we don't care about you if you're just listening.

We're Netflix people. So don't you think maybe she, you could lean on her and say, hey, hun, maybe you help me with my skincare routine? Well, I think what that's going to be is like, hey, can you just get me an appointment? Because really it's about me just getting an appointment to go to the place. But something about that feels like there's two things I'll never get an appointment for. Here we go. One is a facial and the other is like any sort of like butthole doctor.

A doctor. A dentist. No, any doctor's fine. Butthole doctor. I don't want anybody ever kind of looking at my butthole ever, dude. Oh, dude. My doctor, every time we've talked about this, but every time I go in, he just looks at my asshole. Yeah, mandatory.

Loose butthole. It's so strange. because he'll just have me bend over the table. There's no insertion yet. And I don't think I'm at that level. He just spreads my ass cheeks and goes, well, all good here. Like all good under the hood.

I'm like, what are we even looking at right now? I do kind of wish you that's not under the hood. That's in the hood. I think I would let you know if there was something going on down there that I'm uncomfortable with. Adam, can I say something? There is something going on.

And it doesn't have to do with you. It's got to do with your doctor. Check in your butt hole. for zero reasons. And Netflix, we're here. Did he forget to silence his cell phone and you heard the he did the... Dong-dong.

I'm envious of that relationship with your doctor. I wish I had a doctor who I was super hyped on to look at my butthole. I wish I had that. He's not super hyped on it. It's not what he said. That's not the relationship even a little bit. I'm not super hyped on it. I didn't hear that.

I'm not hyped on it. I'm just saying that that's a thing that happens. Every time I go to my doctor, it's just part of like the physical. I get a yearly physical. You know, I don't see the guy all the time. I'm not, you know, a super unhealthy person relatively. But I go to the doctor once a year and he just looks at my asshole. And I don't know what that's about.

That's life. Adam, Adam, for the podcast. Yes, sir. And now that we're on Netflix, we are. We are in some hundreds of millions of homes. Oh, worldwide. I think it would be helpful for men of a certain age, for you to go back to your doctor and go,

and after he checks your asshole for seemingly no reason, you go, hey man, why do you do that? Yeah, what's that about? Yeah. And when he answers you or doesn't, we need the report. We need you to report back to us. He just licks his lips. Oh.

He just does that thing, Blake's doing it. Yeah, he does that. Great. Yeah, okay. He goes, Gotcha, bitch. From the podcast on Netflix? We go, okay.

That's why we're there. Yeah, yeah. Because why is he doing? I've never had that during a physical ever. You have to specifically ask for your ass. Is it because you live near the beach? He's looking for sand? I don't understand.

It's possible? Yeah. He just gives you a, like a Nintendo cartridge. Well, he is a Hollywood doctor. He's a Hollywood doctor. I didn't have a doctor. Say less. Got it.

Well, it's a podcast, so I'd like to say more. So we, can talk for an hour. But he's a Hollywood doctor. I didn't have a doctor. So I asked my agents and they put me in contact with this doctor. I think he's a great doctor. They're in cahoots, dude.

You're going to get blackmailed. I think he's a great doctor. I don't understand why he's looking at my asshole. But he's beyond that, he's doing a great job. What makes him a great actor as I kind of tune out in this box? A doctor, not an actor. He's a doctor. He's not an actor.

He might have been. Is he an actor? Did I say, I said doctor? No, you said actor. Is he an actor pretending to be a doctor? Yeah, he might be, this might be the role of a lifetime. Yeah. Somebody help me!

Well, he's all, you know, he checks thoroughly. So I'm envious. Brother, I'm envious. Is it, is your doctor Eric LaSalle from fucking ER and coming to America? Eric Christian Olson? That's such a, that's such a deep cut. No, I mean, he does like EKGs on me and, you know, sees how my heart's doing. What's he say that stands for?

What's EKG again? I'm sorry. That's the way you check your heart, I believe, for like palpitations or, yeah, that is right. Okay. See if I've got weird. My cockles are weird. So you get one of these? Oh, Netflix, a gifting box.

Hello. I'll save it. I'll save it. Okay, yeah, save the reveal. I didn't. So now that, I mean, now that we're on Netflix, I mean, nothing's going to change, right? We're going to, the pod is still the pod, right? like yeah the pod's the pod i'm just a little greener not sure why what is going to change is

your your aunt is going to see this sure because it's going to easily be available to her i feel like we were on youtube before and that's obviously very easy to look at but now the algorithm's going to feed it right to your aunt's yeah yeah yeah and so my aunt patty my aunt cindy my aunt shelly they're gonna they're my aunt julie they're tuning in they're tuning in. Yeah. And they're probably going to be disappointed and off-put. You know.

And for that, I'm sorry, but hey, you know, this is life in the big leagues. Perfect. We're on Netflix now. People are going to see it. And that's what they don't realize is that when this is life in the big leagues. Yes, it is. If we're not licking mics and telling them about our doctors and how they look at our assholes, we're back to the miners. What are we doing? Well, I have a question.

So do you think that since we are on Netflix now, will this funnel, into some of our Netflix projects and get people to watch them because I'm on a season of Is It Cake? That I would love for people to just, if you're on Netflix right now, get over there. Season 2, maybe, episode of one. Is it cake?

I feel like you should have pitched maybe Game Over Man, the movie that you starred in that was on Netflix. Maybe the Outlaws, the movie that I started in that you were in and had a pretty integral part in. And maybe not season two, episode seven of Is It Cake? Sorry, season two, episode one. Thank you, Todd.

Thank you, God. For you guys at home listening, play a little game called Is It Blake? Mm. Where you do little screenshots and you slide right in at Blake's DMs and you send him screenshots from the things you think he should have suggested. Okay. It could be game over, man. It could be the movie Adam suggested that he was in with- The outlaws.

It could be that. It could also be season two, episode one of Isit Cake? Is it Kek could be. Right? It's just going to be that now. It's kid friendly. It's probably the most kid friendly thing I've ever done in my career. I'm feeling, you know, and it feels good.

And have you thought of a spinoff? Could there be a spinoff where it's called Is It Blake, where we see your acting range, where you go out in public and people meet four people and you're in prosthetics and all sorts of stuff? And then they have to guess which it's. person is you. How good would that be? I feel like immediately they would be able to tell which guy is me. So that's, you're Blake, right?

No, I feel like, well, you know how on any bar that you go to where there's a lot of young people like on a college campus or something or, you know, a sporting event, we're at a bar and there's a lot of young people. There's always two to three people that look identical to Blake. And it makes me go, are they, did they see Blake? and work all looks all those years ago and they go that's my look or does Blake have such like a

and I don't want to say basic because that's a that's a kind of a mean comment ubiquitous well I feel like I have a very basic look I'm like a pretty standard issue carbon coffee white guy you know great but Blake is like this the

basic if you were to draw a guy that's trying to look original and then he looks like Blake I'd love to see you do that by the way A guy that is trying to look original? You think it's me? You don't think I'm kind of more like a little... The fact that you didn't say come original?

Come original? I feel like I don't... I feel like Netflix has changed. You think I'm... I look like a person who's trying to come original. You don't think I kind of look like a throwback, kind of like cool. Like 70s guy or something? Maybe that's my vibe a little more?

No, not with that shirt. Okay. Okay. No, I don't. I don't think that, Blake. And I'm sorry to say. Have you seen Joseph in the amazing technical? I know you want me to say that.

I'm a theater maker, please. Who'd you see it starring? Did you see it with, what's his name? No, I saw it in, like, community college. Oh, okay. I didn't see, like, any Broadway shit. Wasn't it like the dude from, here we go? What are you covering?

The name of the scripts that I'm right next. That's really good. But I look like a Muppet. I do look like a Muppet. Yeah. Yeah, that's the guy with the gold tooth from the show I was on, that name I can't remember. This is the way.

The guy in the band, in the Muppet band. The mayhem guy, the main guy, Dr. Tooth. I think that is his name. You're on fire today. Turns his podcast backdrop. Dude, honestly, remember I told you guys that Emma got me the whoop? I woke up. I had a horrible night's sleep.

I woke up today. I hate this. Check the stats. You can see this. Can you see it? Is it focusing? 1%. What is it not working?

Not really. Who cares? Wait, what is this? Fill me in. What is the whoop again? Whoop is like a band you where that gives you your like biomarkers. Okay. Okay.

I wish insane clown policy was behind it. Whoop, whoop. That's a no-brainer. Yes. This is important. Reform. My sleep is 18%. My recovery is 1%.

And it was like, take it easy today. And I go, today, the debut of our Netflix. It's science. I'm not doing well. Wait, hold on. Wait, those numbers seem absolutely terrible. They can't get worse. What does that mean 18% and 1%?

Can you break those down a little bit for me? You know what? Instead of me breaking it down, slide into Blake's DMs if you're a whoop. It means you're having the worst day ever. I fell asleep at like almost 4 a.m. last night. Why? I don't know. Were you nervous about Netflix?

You're nervous about the big flicks debut? No. I was sick the day before. just like 24 hour flu and then slept like almost 12 hours. So then like woke up felt better. Damn, son. Do you get diarrhea too? And then just couldn't get to sleep that night.

Now when you're sick, is that like a fever flu or a butt flu? Yeah. I like, what kind of flu? I like wretched. Never threw up. But I like went to the toilet and just like, one time. And then I just had the chills.

the sweats all night. I don't like that. And I went to the doctor. He looked at my butthole who said, you're good. We're good here, bro. Everything's good. We're done here. No, so I just had this little flash. Maybe it's hot flashes, guys. Damn, you are getting old. That's like something that happens to

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call that case. I don't know where I stand on the, like, optimization of health and, like, really trying to figure out the exact amount of sleep and the exact amount of this and the exact amount of that. I'm like...

I'm going to wear this for... I've wore it for a month to find out my, like, it gives you, like, your age, right? Because you are what you are, but then if you're, obese smoking and whatever, it knows and it tells you're older than you are. if you're working out exercising E to write you younger.

So I found out just like four days ago, I'm five years younger than I'm supposed to be. Oh, that's life. Nice, dirt. So I think I'm ready to just chuck this sucker. Yeah, that's fucking bye, bitch. Nice, dude. And then, like.

That's fun. I do like. In a month. I do like the gamification of some of this stuff, though. Like, I used to make fun of my mom. My mom would be like, you know, I just like to go on a walk. I just walk and I walk and I walk and I walk. Stupid.

And then she'll come home and she's just like, I just got home on a five mile walk. It was goofy or whatever, she says. And I'm like, mom, you got to work out. You can't just walk. But now I found out the vascularity. Your phone will track your steps. And so now I'm addicted to getting those numbers up to the point that I'm trying to hit my 10K a month or a day.

and then I'll be at the gym and I look down and I'm like I only got 7,000 steps I'll get my ass on the treadmill and step it out to get those extra steps in Yeah is that really fucking stupid It is kind of dumb Like there's people who like if they don't hit their 10K

By the time they get home they just like pace around their living room So they hit it And they'll beat their spouse Yeah They'll just really get really violent Really wreck shop on the fam They just can't they curb them. Which also, you know, it burns calories.

That burns calories. Yes. And if you are a spouse that you have a spouse that does things like that, you're sitting on the couch, just, hey, take a moment and watch Blake do this. There you go. Imagine he's laughing you up. This is your happy place. This is your happy place right here. So, but you like, because I kind of, I don't respond well to those things where it's like, you're almost there.

I'm like, I didn't ask you. You know what I mean when you get those notifications on your watch or whatever, I'm like, I don't. I'm good. I actively don't have an Apple Watch because I don't. But dude. I don't want to. You have to get an Apple Watch for one reason. It's the best reason.

What? When you don't, you don't know when you're. Porno on your wrist? Tostee. Is that a long? Is that what you're going to say? It knows when you're jerking off and it just pulls up browsers. It jerks off for you.

It starts moving your hand. So then you know. There's magnets in it. You pretend like it's not your hand? It's not me. People are listening to have Apple watches are screaming at their TV or whatever. However you're consuming this. This is Flicks, baby.

And they're saying it. The number one reason to get an Apple watch is so you can find your phone. What? You just go on your watch and you go, but then you know where your phone is. Wake up! Okay. You're like, is my phone upstairs or is it down? Where's my phone?

I don't know where my phone is. Okay. I never lose my phone. My phone is always right by my side. There's the problem. That's kind of telling. That's kind of telling. But that's okay.

You've never had it slip between the cushions of your couch and you're like, ah, where the hell did I put that thing? Or you never left it in the shower or whatever. Blake, you need to write bad commercials. Have you ever lost your phone between the cushions? No. Where the hell did I put that thing? Sometimes when I'm getting ready, I'll put my phone on a shelf and then I'll walk out the door and then I don't remember where the hell I put the damn thing.

I'm saying I don't lose my phone. I sit my phone down. I'm a human being. Thank you. But I don't lose it often enough that I need an annoying ass thing on my wrist. That isn't good looking. It's not. That's crazy.

You think it's not good looking? I think it looks like shit I think they're stupid They're pretty stupid looking That's a hilariously bad take What you think That an Apple watch is a good look Yeah no Adam you're correct

Apple watches are cool looking They're just real they're not cool looking Compared to what? Compared to anything Compared to just a watch Compared to just a regular nice Yeah compared to a swatical watch Wrong again

Wrong again It's crazy No Apple watches are not cool looking, my brother. Of course they are. They're just everywhere now, so they're kind of regular. But when they came out, dicks got hard, coochies got wet. What do you like about? It's just

a box. I'd rather have a calculator watch. That's just a box too. What are we talking about it? No, it's not. It looks way slicker. It's silver. It's metallic. Slicker. Yeah. Dude, you can make, you can like change the face to be whatever the fuck you want it to be.

No, that's just a screen. That's like, that's like the screen on your phone. It's not. It's just Wake up call. You're just a screen right now. We're on Netflix, okay? Okay. See, but I know you own a Rolex and you do have a nice watch. Get them. So you know what a nice looking watch looks like? I never wear it. I never wear it.

I never wear it. Because you like to get the text on your wrist. I don't. I like to go, cut the dunk, dunk, dunk, dunk, there's my phone. Okay. Rolex ain't doing nothing. I can't even tell time. I know. That is an issue. I'm so fucking pissed.

I never got this pissed on YouTube. So the issue is, right now, is Ders needs a digital watch because he cannot tell time on an analog watch. And that's the real. It does take him a minute for whatever reason. It is. It is true. But guess what? Here's the reveal.

What? I use an analog face. Why, Ders? What are you doing? Because I want to learn how to tell time. What the hell? And I could tell you right now. There's better ways, brother.

It's almost 1 o'clock, guys. There's better ways. It's 1240. Durs, how about this? Are you opposed to wearing two watches? I've done it. Okay. I haven't done it traveling.

I've done it traveling. To me, that's baller. To me, that's baller. We're like, I don't want, like, my Rolex just bouncing around in a bag. Why not have two wrists? Two watches on your wrist. Hey, spoiler, I got two wrists. Or one on each wrist.

We could be like... Yeah, that's what I've done. Yeah, that's done that. Okay, but why not double up? That could be kind of cool, too. That's kind of a flex. I don't know. Well, now the whoops over here.

I don't know what I'm doing. Let me just back up. That is bizarre. The Apple watches are, I believe, a good design. I don't think that they're an arbitrarily bad design. I think that there are watches out there. To me, it looks like you're just wearing a phone, which is inherently just not cool.

And what? And if you're wearing a watch... Rolex, it just looks like you're wearing an old spedometer from a fucking speedboat. What are we talking about? Fucking burn. Look sick. Which is tight. I would say that

that's a much cooler look. And that's the difference between us. You can start at the penis. You had a sick Rolex burn, dude. Nice. Yeah. Yeah, good luck Rolex. Ders, taking Rolex down a notch.

I don't think Rolex looks bad. In fact, it'd be interesting if they sent us each a Rolex. Yes, to prove. That would be interesting. Yeah, just to prove. Just to settle this. Once and for all. I would I would love the Rose Gold Daytona

with the brown face. Just to have this discussion, just to take it further on Netflix, we're influencers. Honestly, I'm having trouble visualizing it for sure, so it would be nice. Yeah. And I like your snarky. I like your little snarky background. Podcast backdrop.

Podcast backdrop. I mean, it is kind of kooky. The neon sign podcast situation is out of control. Yeah. And so when you get one, don't you go, do you feel, I think there's two types of people. People who get a neon sign and go, I'm official. I did it. I'm now a podcaster.

And people who get it who had it, I'm just like, don't you know that this is now a signifier of just lazy? As opposed to like seriousness Right. Okay. Because you're saying that it's required. Dude, I was this close. Why is it laziness? I don't understand the laziness. Because everyone's already done it. Oh. Like as far as design goes.

He's saying he wants a new creative thing to have behind you. I almost went to like a hardware store this morning and bought two giant fake plants that I was going to put. like crowding over me because it's like, I would have been sick. Get your plants, get your neon sign, you're a podcast.

Right. Yeah, I guess I didn't notice a lot of neon signs. No, I think he's right. I think it's kind of like the official stamp. Maybe I'm thinking of Cam, maybe I'm thinking of Camgirls. Either way, either way, either way, either way, it's interesting. It's just interesting to me. I've never paid for a, I'm, we're watching that,

that show industry. We just started it. It's like four seasons in and people are like, you have to see it. And now we're like four episodes in. Yeah. And it's just like young people fucking each other in London. So we love it.

Let me guess, are they dogging? They're dogging in the streets. They're dogging in the park. But one of the guys, his girlfriend caught him. He was passed out with like a belt around his neck and he was choking himself while jerking off to a cam girl. Going up on a Tuesday. And the cam girl was already

was talking like, hey, Eric or whatever his name was. Sure. Eric, hey, I'm still paying. You're still paying for this. And I guess I didn't realize. I thought when you got a cam girl, you are like one of like a hundred guys in like a group.

Anders? Explain to his game. What a nightmare. No, no. I know. I think you can pay for... No, you do. I caught you.

I think you can pay for private time. Like, you're in a group chat setting, and then you go like, yo, I'm ready to take you into a private room for us. Yeah, I'm ready to take you into a private room for more money. Exactly how much does that cost? I mean, it varies. You just have blue ink all over your tongue down. Why do you have a checkbook out? You're going to die.

Dude, that's like, you remember that scene from Ernest Goes to Jail? Oh, it's one of the funniest scenes in cinema history. Very funny. He, like, bites a pen. I think we've talked about it. It is one of the funniest scenes in comedy movie history. Yeah, don't explain it. Yeah, but it's not, it's not talked about enough.

Well, Ernest goes to. So he bites a pen and there's pen all over his face, essentially. Yeah, but he's like trying to put it back in. It's very funny. It's one of the funny. And you know they got to do it in one take. Oh, yeah, because he can't reset that. You can't reset that.

I think that movie was all one day. Okay. What's up with the fucking hot burns today? Burn! Have you shown your kids your view, Ernest? This, this, this pivot. Ernest, Ernest Saves Christmas was put on. It's, uh, it's kind of, it's an older film now.

So it doesn't quite have like the set pieces to keep kids attention any longer. There's a lot of, um, your kids. Yes, yes. Yes, my kids. But there's a lot of like, he's like a foreign person coming into the country. So there's a lot of like, it's not TSA back then. Like racist comedy. Racist comedy?

Yeah. How do we phrase this? And that's what, Blake, and that's what you miss? Yeah, you wish there's more of that in comedy nowadays? Well, Ernest took swings, man. And he's like, so he bites into a pen and then the ink's all over. It covers his entire face. It covers his whole face.

And I missed that. I just missed that. Then he goes to do a fried chicken restaurant. It starts breakdance. It's not super, it's not as tasteful as it used to be, but I will say that. I do like that Adam pitches that, and then he slowly, he's like, I'm going to write that down. And then I go, whee-oh. That's good.

Oh, boy. Yeah, no, the Ernest saves Christmas isn't as good as I remembered it. being as a kid. I remember thinking it was an all-timer. A true masterpiece. And here's what's crazy to me. I stand by Ernest goes to jail though. No, no, no. Go ahead. What's crazy to you? Go ahead. Ernest saves Christmas is the best one.

No, no, no, no, no. The best Ernest movie is the Halloween movie. No. Ernest scared, stupid. Very good. Actually scary. No, the best Ernest movie is Ernest goes to camp. It's one of the OGs. I believe that's the... Very good. It's very good. That has to be... The Christmas one, when the reindeer's

are on the ceiling. Yes. I remember being like, yo, this is crazy. Okay, so you know the two, we're deep diving. Hopefully, Ernest is on Netflix. I don't know that it is,

but they should look into that. But, okay, you know the two dudes. The one guy who's like, the larger man who always does the, like, the eyes side to side. Larger. Ernest, home. Yeah, and the skinny dude who never talks.

Is that Vern? No, Vern is the camera. Vern's you. Oh, the camera guy. And then there's the skinny guy who doesn't say anything, but he kind of has like the bitter beer face. they both died last year.

They both died in 2025. Isn't that crazy? And I wonder if we gave them flowers. Isn't that crazy? It's not that crazy. I bet they're like 80 years old by now, so. Goodbye. Well, maybe the, well, at least I know the skinny guy died.

I don't know if the larger guy died last year, but they definitely are both dead. And I'm pretty bummed about that. So it's flowers. Wait, you don't know. You just made a big deal about both of them dying and now you're going. I don't even know if they're both dead. I know they are both dead. They are both dead.

Thank God. This skinny guy died last year, though, and that really bummed me out when I looked that up. The fat guy might be alive. I can't wait for someone in 20 years to be like, remember workaholics? The two of the guys died last year. I think. And by the way, you're laughing. We're all going to just be 80 years old going like, we didn't.

We haven't died. Yeah. It's a little. And they keep saying the fat one and we're like, which one is the fat one? Which one? Or the ugly one? They keep saying the really ugly one. I'm the ugly one, guys.

You know, the ugly one. Stop it. I'm the ugly one. And it's obvious. No. It's obvious. That's probably true. How, like, honestly.

Truth be told. How hot do you guys think you are if you really had to like a hot rake yourself? A seven. Yeah. I think everyone just says a seven. So they don't feel like a day. I think I'm probably way uglier than I think I am. So you have good self-confidence.

Yeah. Interesting, Adam. Yes, yes, yes. You weren't saying that last night. I do feel like as a whole, as a whole package. And it's not just looks. As your doctor, as a whole, as my doctor sees me. As my doctor saw my hole.

Yes, points. I feel I'm like a nine. Really? And it's not just, and it's not just looks. It's a full package. A nine. You're saying you're one below perfect. Hey, hey, Mr. Personality, we're not talking about that.

But then I know in reality, I'm a six. I'm a six. Is that what you think you are? You think you're a six. You're saying a six. Yeah, probably. I bet why are you a six? Yeah, come on.

Because of your big nose or your weird eye. Yeah. Big nose, weird eye, extra chins. Extra chins. I mean, I'm a little shorter. I walk with like a weird gate because one leg shorter than the other. I have scars all over from half. my body. Wow, dude.

I'm seeing it now. Yeah. What the hell? I don't know. Yeah, but the money maker, the punum, the face is... Thanks, babe. Is flawless, dude. Yeah, and also, so just like, back up, your personality, you're not a nine.

I think you think your personality is great. But I think you're just as good looking as you are charming. Take that for what it is. Um, you're equal, okay. Okay, so six. Okay. Okay, Ders.

And you're saying you're seven. Yeah. But like two, two personality. Huh. Yeah. Well, that's true. Yeah, your personality. As soon as you open your mouth, you drop.

Drop. And you know what? That's fine. We're in Hollywood. You don't even need a nice personality, man. That's true. Who would you say is a Hollywood seven to, to compare yourself to? If we're saying seven, like, who's a,

another seven on this plan? Another Hollywood seven. Who's another Hollywood seven? Um, like, Hollywood seven. That's, that's our age? No, it can be anything. It's just like who, like what is the bar? What is a seven in men? Hmm, that's a great question. It's like a, I don't know, it's like a Matt Damon, a seven. Oh, good pull. No, I, I mean, what? He's a good looking guy, but like he's not Brad Pitt. He's not gorgeous. I'm not getting a freaking bone run off him. But are we saying that Brad Pitt is a tent? Yes.

Ooh. Yeah, I think I am. So, okay. So, but I don't, I think that when Damon wants to be, he can be an 8-5. And then when he knows it's not necessary, like an air, then he, you know, eats some ice cream, takes it easy. But I think when we see the Odyssey,

I think we're all going to be recalibrating our votes here. Toasty! You got very sexual there. I haven't seen the trailer for that. The Odyssey comes out next. next year, right? We got all shredded. We got shredded up. Remember when we saw him, Ders and I did

Who Wants to be? Did we ever talk about that? We did. Did we ever talk about that? We did. We covered it maybe multiple times. Okay. In detail.

Multi-time. Last year. The year was 2025. Just a few months ago. Sorry, I was mourning the loss of both of the earnest guys, so I was in a bad place. Of course. Of course.

I was in a really bad place. We didn't meet you where you were. I'm sorry. We met Matt Damon in the backstage holding area. and he was super nice. Yeah. But he was gaunt.

The man was leaned up. Okay. Because he got very, very skinny for The Odyssey. He also had a gnarly beard. Big one, big long. In a way that I would never be... Like, if they hired me to be his role in the Odyssey, and they're like, hey, you have to grow an insane beard.

Is it Odysseus? We'll come back in five months. and we want to see this beard. And then I come back in five months, they would fire me. They're like, hot, hot, hot, hot, okay, you can't. Like, that's five, that's five months of growth? That's five months.

You're a six. That spotty, that spotty, bionch. Where's your mustache? Yikes. Who is a seven? I'm thinking of like sitcom actors. I feel like sitcom actors are usually sevens. What about, what about Joey?

What about Matt LeBlanc? I, dude, I went, I was going to say, Matthew Perry, I'm like, dark, dark, don't do it. Yeah. And yet, as a two, as a two, here I am talking about it. I think Matthew, I think that Matt LeBlanc is actually hotter. That was his whole thing. He was like the hot one.

I'm sorry. Which one? Who is Matt LeBron? I'm sorry. He was like the, how you doing that. He was Joey. Joey, Joey, Joey. He never did it for me as far as like getting my, getting me a roused.

Yeah, you were more of a Cody from step-by-step guy. as we've established. Yeah. I feel like I kind of like the boyfriend from Full House. Steve. Steve was pretty hot.

See, I don't remember him. I don't remember Steve at all. You guys, he's the voice of Aladdin. Get over it, guys. And this is fine, Blake, and this is totally cool. But there was a moment that you questioned your sexuality

and you really had to wrestle with it. Or not even wrestle with it. You were like, was there a crossroads? It was a fight to the death. I knew that part of me had to die. Okay. Was there, okay.

It didn't have to. Just chill. That's weird. Yeah, chill, dude. That's right. Or are you doing a bit from an earnest movie? Was there like a crossroads where you're like, I'm making a choice or? Because I never as a child thought like, oh, this guy's so sexy or something.

That can't be true. I didn't. I never, I mean, there's, there is guys that are objectively hot. You just called Brad Pitt a tent. He is. He's objectively a good looking guy. Have you seen Fight Club? God damn.

I have a laugh. He's hot as fuck. I look at him and go, ah, fuck, I wish I looked like that. I wish I were gay. Right. Look as pudgy as I look. I wish I didn't look like a butterball of braggadocio.

Right. And looked more like Brad Pitt. Right. Blake, I think, looks at these men and is able to quickly call out the hot with Stephanie's boyfriend or whoever you just said. He did have it. If it's DJ's boyfriend, Steve is a... DJs.

If you guys know who Kimmy Gibbler is, you should know who Steve is. These are prime characters. Kimmy Gibbler had something about her. Well, we did go into that a little bit, but Steve is just as important. Let me gibble. Steve was probably laying it down, dude. It's important. Can't picture him at all.

Really? The fact that we can't come up with the seven is starting to bother me. Steve, dude. Steve Hale. Okay, so write down Steve, thank you. And let's think of one more that anyone knows. Well, why don't you cry about it? Okay.

I just said Joey. I think Joey is a seven. I know they say he's... Joey's hotter than a seven. I think Matt LeBlanc was a seven. Matt LeBlanc was a seven. Sorry, sorry. Who's the other guy who died?

I think he was a seven. Matthew Perry. Matthew Perry, thank you. Yeah, he's a good seven. Okay, yeah. Either of those guys... I mean, David Schwimmer, I think. Yeah, maybe every male friend is a seven.

I think the three friends are all sevens. They're fine. I think that's why it worked. They're not bad-looking guys, but they're not super good-looking guys. Maybe that was the secret. Is it crazy that we all went to friends? I thought of friends and you thought of friends. Why did we think of friends?

That show hasn't been on forever. You mentioned sitcom and that's the biggest sitcom. Is the whole catch about friends is that it's about sevens live like being friends with tens? And then what would you give Phoebe? Courtney Cox. Courtney Cox on Friends. Have you ever just turned on an episode and been like, oh my God?

See, that was the thing. Everyone was all about Jan Anniston. Yeah. On Friends. Hello. Very shagged. I was Courtney Cox all day. It is crazy.

I go, oh, my God. You know. And you know what? I just watched like the Counting Crows documentary. I think he dated both of them. I think he dated both of them. That's something that like... Mr. Jones?

Mr. Jones. That, when I found that out, that pissed me off so much. And not even pissed me off. It just, I was like, it's something that I can't even wrap my head around. Is he a 7? Because I don't really care for their music all that much. Like that one album was pretty good and they had a bunch of hits songs. Long November.

But then... Nebraska or Omaha. This, that's right. I'm pissed now. Adam Dirtz. Yes. I mean, he must just be the coolest guy of all fucking time. I think so.

I, in the dock that I watched, he seemed like he was a pretty kind, caring dude. And also, evidently, like. Must be nice. Because that, that album was, that album was massive. Oh, huge album. Yeah, yeah. That's what I was going to say. He had dreads.

He had a vibe. He had a great voice. Well, see, the dreads is. what throws me. I'm like, what woman wants to date a white guy? In the 90s. Yeah. Named Adam with dreadlocks. That is grotesque.

But in that era... In that era, you're a trailblazer. Your confidence is... Through the roof of your head. But I heard it was a wig after a while. He shaved it and then he would put a wig on. Is that true or is that untrue? You know, it didn't cover that.

It did not cover that in the dock. Todd, who is... plugged into the music community, our producer Todd is saying, yes, that is true. Thank you. That is true. So we're saying that Adam Durrett and Andre Agassi

both... Durettes? They both wore wigs after the fact. That's crazy, man. Hey, Blake, that's what we're saying. We're saying those two things. I don't know. I thought we were saying one of those things,

but I guess we're saying too. So, Blake, is there something you'd like to tell us? I would. Freedom. God, there's nothing. I would love nothing more. you to have the confidence to shave your head and wear a wig.

Just for the bit? Yeah, I do. Yeah, I should. Because it would be so funny. It really would be really funny. And maybe you do that on the cruise. Maybe that's a big reveal on the cruise. Is that what we're doing?

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None of your guys' significant others are coming on the cruise, right? I don't have any sort of family members attending the cruise. Don't answer? That sucks for you. Yeah. But I'm excited to see your folks, Adam. That'll be fun. Yes, it is going to be a blast. They, you know, any aunts? Any aunts? Any uncles? I'm trying to throw down with the ants and uncles again. Yeah, they're not. Anst and uncles, no aunts and uncles.

It's just the parents on this trip. Got a fun aunt and uncle crew. I do. Yeah, I do. And they're going to be plugged in now because we're on Netflix and they're going to be listening to every hip. As they sit there and do their laundry, watching Blake flick his tongue.

They're going to love him. I'm not sure. Slurp. Yeah, that's what you're doing, dude. That's what you just did. The ants of the world, you're trying to lap up. Hopefully we packed the cruise ship with a bunch of, fucking hot ants or just

or just sevens. I think we did. I think we did. We still haven't named a modern male seven. It's eating you a lie. I just am like we kind of, we just glazed over it. We gave up

is what we did. And is that what we're going to set that, we're setting that kind of precedent here on. I think we said every person on friends and then of course Steve from full house. Fair enough. Thank you. I feel like every, I would say 80% of any male

sitcom actor is a 7. So is like Jim from the office a 7? Yep or is he hotter? No. He was 7. He might be less.

You think he's less? Now he's really hot though. He got hotified. No. Remember when they... I think we've covered this. Because he came a movie star and only because he's tall.

Well, and he dresses in like fatigues. He's hot, dude. He's like an army man. I want him to carry me away. Because he's Jack. He's Jack Ryan. You freaking plow me in the tall grass of Vietnam. What?

Yeah. What? You want him to take you like a friend from Wholehouse? He's a, he's a seven. I want him and Steve to Eiffel Tower. He's a seven. He's a seven. So every guy from a sitcom's a seven. He's a seven.

That is a theory. That's my running theory. George Costanza's a seven. Kramer's a seven. Gotcha, bitch. All of Big Bang theory. Every, every cast member of him. Sherman, Sherman. Sherman Helmsley is a seven.

There are some holes. There are some holes. You're obsessed with holes. What's going on here? What's going on, dude? Are you sure you went to the doctor? You didn't have a dream? Dude, speaking of holes, I just, I just watched this video.

Shia LeBuff. I knew it. Did you mention this? Did you see this? No, it got sent to my algorithm. I think our algorithm, because Ders made such a hoopla about fucking Shia freaking Labuff. Durs, what, last week or two weeks ago, just went in. made a big deal about how Shia should have been the lead of one battle after another.

I don't think he should have been. I think I would have enjoyed it more. Okay. If he played the Leonardo DiCapio part, go ahead. Okay. Okay. Yeah. So then now I'm getting like things.

Death threats. My algorithm has morphed. And as it does, it metastasizes. It enters your soul. It's a bagel. So now I'm getting these videos through my algorithm because we were talking about Shia LaBuff. And it was he's being interviewed by someone. And they're like, I just want to.

What was your experience like working on the movie Holes? And he's like, it was a bad one. It was bad. It was a bad experience. Hold up. And he goes in on his experience on Holes because Shai is can't just answer a question like that with like, you know, it wasn't the best experience. experience, but we got through it and I'm, you know, I was better for it or whatever. He just went in and it went down like a 10 minute rant on the movie holes.

But the crazy part was they said, he said that there were, it was 150 degrees inside the holes and you were only allowed to spend to spend like two minutes in these holes per sag. And then they had like a little stopwatch off to the side and they would stop you in the middle of the take because you needed to come out of the hole or else you would pass out. The children? The children are in these fucking holes, man. Hollywood doesn't care about them, kids. And that's why he was ready to play the role of a lifetime in one battle after another, but I guess we'll never know.

Dang, I thought maybe he was on the wrong side of history by saying holes was not a good experience, but that does actually sound like a form of torture. That sucks. Why didn't they get better holes? I think holes are just holes, and there's no better or worse. worse. They just are what they are. Uh-huh. Yeah. It's science.

Unless you guys out there know otherwise, slide in Blake's DMs and send the pictures of any holes. Send me all your favorite holes. Oh, boy. If you have a favorite hole. It's just the photo of my asshole that my doctor's been taken over the years. I actually have one. Do you want to kick off take back?

I actually have one hole you might be interested in. I have it from several different years and it's aging well. It's one of those like Where they take a picture of the hole every day For 10 years and you see it age I'm interested It's just like Dude has anybody ever done

One picture up their butthole for a year Every day that would be incredible Not yet That would be incredible Netflix we're here baby Netflix we're back Hey Netflix here's the show We're back

See why would that be incredible because to me your asshole wouldn't change that much within a year. I mean, I guess I don't really- Ask your doctor, ask your doctor, ask your doctor. Who knows? Who knows? Truly, it has never been documented. It might be the one part of you that doesn't age. It's already wrinkly like an old man.

I'm very curious. I'm very curious. I would go beyond a year. I'd love to see 10 years of a butthole aging to see exactly what kind of changes occur. I think Ders is right That's the one part of your body that doesn't age Because it just looks like an asshole Well then we need to bottle that

And get it used as like a Korean face Face oil or something Because if it never changes You know who sent me What is the name of that brand They sent me like a box of skin care stuff And I didn't use it But it was

Have you got it's Maybe it's Maybe it's Mabelian L'Oreal No it's like you know Frank Grillo The pickles? Sure. The stunt dude. The actor stunt guy. The actor looks super tough.

He's in the commercials where he rubs his face and he's like, I was never about skincare and I started applying this. And people say I look younger. And he doesn't. So he's seven? He's a seven. There's a hot seven. No, he's too hot. He's too hot. I like it. He's like, I've never used skincare.

We know. We're looking at you. You look like a catcher's mitt. Yeah, but that looks better. Yeah, guys look hot when they're wrinkly. To me, when guys' skin looks like they've done a million lasers and they've injected shit in their face, it looks bad. Yeah. Right.

You just look, it looks weird. Guys, you want guys to age a little bit. I want Charles Bronson. I want Charles Bronson. Yes. Yes, it's called Caldera Lab. They sent me a bunch of stuff. I did not use it.

Get it in there. But I feel like men nowadays are more likely to do skincare. And I'm not opposed to like washing my face and putting on moisturizer. Sure, sure. But the amount of steps that they have you jump through, like rubbing oils on your face and all this exfoliating and all this shit. I don't want to do all this. Never. I don't want to do all this, man.

It is the biggest racket in the fucking world. It's so cheap to make this stuff and then sell it for X amount of dollars with somebody's brand. name on it. That's why Homegirl Kidd Kardashians a billionaire, because she just did makeup. Makeup is like, makeup and perfume and sunglasses are how you make money. Okay. Go off. Should we announce

it? Should we tell them, guys? I like how Brad Pitt has one now where he's just like... Ferrell's got one. He's like, yeah, I just wash my faces. I just wanted something quick and easy. And then he lists like five steps. He's like, I just wash my face. I just exfoliate. I put some oil on.

I put my daily moisturizer. I put my sunblock on, then I'm out the door. And then outside, I take hose water. And I use the hose water. Jesus, that seems like five more steps than I do, man. I don't know. What's your routine, Adam? Give us it. Do.

In the morning, I wash my face. You do? I do. Fuck it. And then at night, I wash my face. When do you shower? When do you shower? After the gym. So you wake up, you wash your face. I wash my face. Meaning what? With soap. Yeah, okay. Like, duff. But like, but like, but like,

but like face soap or like hands soap? Yeah, yeah. I don't know. My wife got, I think it's nice soap. It's some shit my wife got me. I don't know. So you use a facial soap.

Cleenser. Yeah. It's a cleanser. So you have a routine. You do that. Then you go to the gym looking real good. Then you come home in the shower. Lulu lemon.

Yes, I do. You don't need to wash your face in the shower. You do again or what? Rewash? Dude, I don't. I don't wash my face in the shower. Okay. Guess what I do afterwards.

So that's not. You're leaning in. I don't know why you're leaning in. I don't know. I wash my face. What do you do afterward? I wash my face. Okay.

Not in the shower, dude. And so that's it. At night, at night what? And then at night I put on, my wife gave me like a night moisturizer. Jesus. Just like cream. Blake, tell me you don't do anything. No, I wash my face and I use a moisturizer.

When you wake up, you wash your face, like outside of the shower? It's usually the shower. It's usually the shower because I take a, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, a, uh, uh, a, a shower in a morning. But if I don't, then yeah, I'll probably run some cold water over my face and then moisturize. And what you really should do is put on some SPF.

You moisturize? This is blowing my mind. You don't use a moisturizer? I don't do anything. I use soap on my face in the shower. How are you a seven? You're going to drop the six by fucking next month. I want that bronzen face. And a lot of people say Ders is the hottest one. This is

great. Maybe that's the trick. And I'd love to do a shout out. I'm a tacha. I love Tacha. It comes in this cool lavender. Well, I have an Asian girlfriend. I have to take care of my skin. Okay. I remember like Simon Rex had some skincare thing he sent to me and I was like,

all right, maybe I'll do this. And I put it right next to the sink. And then like a month later, I was like, I'm never doing this. What are we talking about? And God bless you, but you're going to drop off the edge of a cliff here pretty soon. And your face is going to hang like a Basset house. I guess. Like a Basset house.

I remember. I was on Rodeo drive and this I was Is that how you pronounce? Rodeo drive? And I, this like beautiful Russian girl. Hello. It was like, come in, come in. Don't mind if I do.

Let me give you moisture. She was a vampire. Let me give you moisturizer. And so I got talked into buying this like $100 fucking cream. And she's like, I was like, yeah, I just get poofy eyes in the morning. She's like, oh, you do this at night, you leave it. You won't have poofy eyes. I'm like, okay.

So, and then next morning I was going to go shoot on Modern Family. And I go in, and it was one of my first weeks on the show. And I come in, both eyes were swollen. Oh, yeah. I remember this. They were, like, swollen. And it was, like, all puffy and fucking crusty. And they had to, like, do serious work to my eyes, like, with the colds.

These Russians, man, trying to deflate these Russians. They totally fucked me. They totally fuck. You gotta be careful with these Russians, man. Yeah. There's no Korean skincare. I'll say that. It blows my mind that you guys do that.

I'm sorry. It's fine. I'm not, I don't think, I'm not judging. I'm just surprised because I just figured. Well, by the way, moisturizer and washing your face is about as low as you can go.

There's so many more steps. Yeah. There's oils. There's exfolulating. I'm not saying there aren't more steps. I'm just shocked to hear that there's time taken. to tend. You don't even put on a sunblock, sun protection,

SPF, nothing? If I go running, I put on sunscreen on my face. Okay, okay, that's a form. That's a thing. What? That's a form of taking care of your facial skin. Yeah, because I don't want to fucking be sunburned. Well, you're also just, you're protecting yourself.

You're protecting yourself. Okay. And I appreciate you. That is true. And I see you. And you, you're a hot ass seven. You're leaning into eight if you keep that up, okay. Okay.

Well, I got to ask more of my guy friends what they're doing if they're doing anything I wish you would. Because this is just blowing my mind. Okay. And maybe I start washing my face in the morning. It's not going to happen. Absolutely. Yeah, well, you do also, Ders, I feel like we're more the norm.

And I feel like you are a little on the outside because you also don't brush your teeth at night and shit. Like, you have weird routine. That is true. So I feel most people brush your teeth in the morning and at, at night. You don't brush your teeth at night. You just go to bed. And you don't wash your face, hardly ever.

Everyone joining us for the first time here on Netflix, I brush my teeth in the morning. Yes. I don't brush them at night. Yes, which is bizarre behavior. And it goes against everything dentists say. I don't get cavities. Yeah. It goes against what the dentist tell you to do.

Which is fine. You do, you. I don't floss. I'm doing okay. What else don't I do? You're fucking disaster, my guy. I never wipe. You don't have to.

You do not have to. Well, that's why the doctor refuses to look at your asshole. Yeah, right. He smells me when I come in. He starts to bend down there and goes, you know what, I'm good. Oh, dude wipes. I'm good. Who sponsored by dude wipes.

Dude wipes. Dude, wipe. Dude, wipe. Yeah, he keeps telling me about, I guess he's trying to sell me, do wipes. He's actually just saying, dude. Dude, why? Yes, points! Any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams here, boys.

I would like to apologize to myself and the listeners for doubting myself, which I do constantly. I always backpedal. Both Bill Berg and Gerald. The two dudes from Ernest did pass away last year. Oh, dear God. So I would really like to give my flowers to two comedic icons. they raised me. I don't know how to...

You're not able to pronounce their names. You butcher them. It's like Gerald. How do you say... How would you say this name? Galard. Gillard. Gillard?

Yeah. Galard. 13. Is it French? Say it with an accent. That's always fun. Galard. Yeah, you just throw something.

Galard. Gaylord Sarton and Billbird. Special salute to you. Comedic Legends. Uh, 2025 is that we lost a lot of icons and, and add two to the list if you didn't know. Do we know when this episode comes out? Next week, Tuesday. Yeah, someone will tell us.

Someone will tell us. I don't know when this happens, but the fucking winter Olympics are right on the corner. I'm very excited for some winter. I've got an Olympic fever. It's got me wanting to brush my teeth at night. I'll tell you that. I've got some appointment watching for that, that's for sure. I can't wait to watch all these sports.

So this will come out the 27th of J. January. Okay, great. I think then I'm a little early on the Olympic stuff, but I can't fucking wait. Get it ready, because it's going to be a good one. Oh, baby, baby. When they're going down those slopes and those bells are wringa, linga, linga, linga, linga, linga, linga,

O, USA. My prize picks account is going to be going off. U.S.A. There's something fun about it. Bring home the gold, boys, and girls. Any tapebacks? Any apologies? Any Anympic slams there, Dersy? Um, any takebacks? No. Okay, you want to take back not washing your face or brushing your teeth for 40 years?

Hold up. What else? What else? What else? No, no. Now, quick question. Did your parents teach you to not? Is this something that you picked up along the way and your brothers, they brush their teeth at night? I would love that to be the revelation where it's like, what do you mean brush your teeth at night? No one does that.

You eat macaroni and then you go straight to sleep, right? No, they all brush their teeth at night. I know. It's, it's, I started. I got to deers. I started it. It's my thing, dude. The macaroni brushes your teeth.

He just wants to not do the thing other people are doing. Yeah, that's, that's what it is. Your whoop is going to tell you to brush your goddamn teeth. I do love the idea of whooping, like, you're not brushing your teeth at night? How many steps do you get? It's a bagel. I just don't like, it wakes me up in a way to have like all that mint in my mouth. I'm like, it's too spicy.

What if you have a, Don't even say kids' toothpaste because it's so gross. Why don't you do a little bubble gum? No, it's so gnarly. Why don't you do a not flavored toothpaste that night? A not flavored toothpaste? Where's that? Yeah, don't they have a not flavored toothpaste?

I'm sure they do. Yeah. I'm sure they do. They've got to be for bitches, bitch. Yeah, it's too strong. The fact that it's too spicy for you. I didn't say that too spicy, which is something that too spicy, which is something that kids always say, which is amazing. I'm like, too spicy from my four-year-old.

Yeah, I just don't like it. And, uh, I don't know. And you're not going to take that back or apologize for that? And Adam, are you going to take back anything? Or would you like a special shout out to something? No, no, I would like to shout out the cruise that is coming up. Oh, yeah. February 22nd through the 26th?

What are the dates of the cruise? Yeah, 22 to 26. Yeah. Yeah, rad ass. 22nd to the 26th, leaving Tampa to Cozumel, Mexico. Can't wait. Tampa to Cozumel. It's going to be a fucking banger, and I'm so excited for it.

We still have tickets available at this cruise isimportant.com. Come on, bring your friends. My parents are going to be there. You could throw down with Penny and Dennis. Oh. I plan on getting my dad on a microphone to say, that shit's important. That shit's important. See it live.

That's cool. Thank you. That's great. See it live. Well, hey. Hey. And we're all. on Netflix now?

Yes, good first episode. Good first episode. It feels good. And feel free if you're finishing the podcast to head on over to Is It Cake Season 2 episode one and check out your boy, all right? And that was another episode of this. It's important. We're back. Hey, it's Joel and Matt.

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