This Is Important - Ep 283: Live From The Super Bowl: Bussin’ With A Bunch Of Boys

Episode Date: February 5, 2026

Live from day one at radio row with guests Frank Caliendo and Beau Allen, plus Will Compton and Taylor Lewan from Bussin' With The Boys. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Super Bowl 60, baby. Live. Not sort of live on Netflix. By the time this comes out, the Super Bowl would have already have to know. It comes out tomorrow. That's, too, damn.

Barry. I didn't know. I'm the guess that shouldn't be talking. Frank. No. Wait to be introduced. We have to introduce you, Frank. We have to introduce you, Frank.

have to introduce you. He had to frank it. It's so true. You're frank in it. We have an absolute comedic legend with us here today. Hello. He can do almost every impression known to man. We'll do it a lot. No, it's not true. I want to say that. And I just did.

Ladies and gentlemen, Frank Kellyando. Let me, let me preface that. I'm more of a magician than a wizard. Oh, right? And what is what is a magician? Somebody who practices a over and over until they can perform the illusion in front of the audience. What is a wizard?

Something that doesn't exist. Wait a minute. Wait a whole you were expecting a wizard? Controversial. Controversial. You're saying wizards do not exist. Oh, boy. Because in our world,

there's a portal that opens up and gangster rapping wizards from another realm, they come out of it, and they say things like, straight out on more door, four more, wizards come to your door,

don't have to us, because we're the number one sorcerer. Sorry, Frank. We're really jumping you in. Let me know. I'm already lost, but I'm glad I like it. There are wrapping wizards that look almost exactly like us that are not us. This is true?

That come from a portal that we have never been through because we are not them, but these rapping wizards who have an album on Spotify. Yes, purple magic. So you saying that wizards don't exist, that really offends us. The wizard-loving community. Yes, right out the gate. That'd be like if I told you magicians don't exist. Do you see?

I see where you're coming from. So can I narrate as Morgan Freeman then to save it? And that's when Frank realized he was in the wrong situation. He'd opened his mouth. Gotcha, bitch. I love that. That's when he realized, why did I come on this podcast? No, I'm loving it so far.

Well, hey. You're a wizard friend. Welcome to the podcast. Welcome to the Super Bowl week. Are you hitting the ground running? What's up? Well, I come for the Super Bowl pre-festivities, the pre-sum. Super Bowl festivities is how I would probably order that.

You like the appetizer. You don't like the main entree. Well, because it gets too busy. And I've been to quite a few. I worked at Fox for many years. I actually got kicked out of a Super Bowl. What did you do to get kicked out? I had a field pass.

Drunken disorderly. Second part true. Okay. Yes. No, I had a field pass. I was down on the field. This guy, you guys know who Jay Glazer is. He's like an NFL insider.

I used to work out with him. Yeah, kind of a workout guy. Yeah, we look at identical. You guys look the same thing. I look more like Ramman. He Man, Rastard the Universe movie, I should be Ramman.

Because I could just, I can run into a tree because I have no neck. I work out on the way to work out. Great toy, by the way. Ram Man, great toy. Great toy. Yeah.

Like a springy type of situation. Yeah. He was full hard plastic instead of the softer Masters of the universe. He could really hurt somebody with a ram man. I loved it, Ramman.

So wait, so you, what did you do to get kicked out of the boat? I was just on the field. And they asked me, what are you doing here? And I was like, well,

of this field pass. It's a field pass. I was just on the NFL pregame with Terry Bradshaw. Not funny. Frank he's doing all that kind of. Frank you're not funny. And I guess the security guard is that all he said to you is you're not funny? A lot of times he was like Simon Powell without the analogies.

So he couldn't go into something to tell me how I wasn't funny. And I would send him stuff. And this is typing. I would send him stuff. You know, the universal type. It's a wizard. This is a wizard. Yeah.

It's also Jeff Goldblum as the grandmaster. Oh, yes. electricity. What are we doing here? I don't know. But wizards find a way to survive as long as there's a portal to come through. They're here. Why did your manager just leave? No, he's not just mentally. Frank, if you just want to be our fourth member of the podcast, so we would do it. I would do it. I would probably do it for free

right now. That's how bad thing. I would come on. Our manager would fuck that deal up. No, I could see where that would have. Our manager, Isaac. Look at him over there. Focus on us. Yeah. This comes out in a day. He's just talking about lunch. We're doing lunch.

Got you, bitch. I just snorted. So you were on the field. Somebody is like, what are you doing? And you're like, I'm doing me.

No, I'm going to do the rest of it's John C. Riley. So I was on the field. I was just down there and I had this like, I had this field pass

because they had the green on it. And I was like, how come out you're trying to kick me off if I had the green on the pass? He said, well, because you don't have anything to do here. I said, well, I don't really. So,

but I do have a field pass and said well that's good that's since you're not doing anything you're kicked out I was like well I can't be kicked out because I have a field pass he said you're gone so he takes field pass off and sends me into Duval County I was like dude

dude that sucks yeah that does suck I didn't have an end of the story as John C. Riley before I've never told the story as John C. Riley before that was I'm glad you did a little Robert Denny Jr. just burp my way through punchlines so that's oh that is how you do dude how do you do

he's a magician he practices I just go from voice to voice is there any way you could ever do an impersonation of one of us yeah I mean I find your like your feet are out that's kind of awkward yeah and then you slunch down

you slumped down a little bit the shoulders come up and you're in here I don't have your voice down 100% it's a little nasally I feel that's what I look like to you if I was doing it character. I'm not going to do you exactly.

There's only so much I can pull off. I look very feeble. I look very feeble. Yeah, that's the energy you live. Yeah. We checked our testosterone last year. And if you had to guess, I'm going to go in the negatives. Just with the way the two of you, the legs are crossed.

Oh, I know, dude. As soon as I... You're very mansprud. It's all I got. As soon as I got in my mid-30s, all of a sudden, this just made the most sense. I can't do it. I'm not flexible enough.

It's got nothing to do. You can't put your leg over your knee. I can't. He's going to Mr. Belvedere is nuts. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. You look really cool like that.

I want to look like I'm on a beach in Italy or something. I don't know if you guys know this, but one of my, it might be my very first thing ever in television was on Frank show, Frank TV in the year 2006. That is actually crazy. That is a crazy piece of lore. Yeah. So that was your first gig? It was the first gig. I was very nervous, I remember.

Frank, why did you hire him? I had nothing to do with. Yeah, he didn't. Right. No, there was a woman named Jennifer DeMont. Jennifer. Shout out. Yeah, why not?

In case you're casting something new. Yep. Not the same show that was canceled 20 years ago. But I had nothing to do with it. So I would, but I, the lore in my family that my daughter, who's a fan is she was, not that I'm not, but just this was the thing. We know we're in. It's kind of too late.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We get a story of my life. Yeah. A little too late. Hello.

And a little too late. Never. Oh. It's just missed the middle of it. So, but that was, uh, the lore was you were, um, on the show and it was your first thing ever. And there was some kid on the Disney Channel 2. Uh, not Disney Channel 2 like ESPN 2, but did the Disney channel as well.

Yes. And I would get those mixed up. Like I would think. I get that mixed up too. Sometimes I see the cast of Icar. and I'm like, was I on that show? Did I do that show when I was at? Wait a second.

You could get, be confused for that kid. Yeah, yeah. He's got Disney kid vibes. I do. I have Disney kid. The song and dance shit in you? Yeah. I'm a song and dance man at heart, honestly.

So, yeah, that was a really cool thing for me to see, to be on my first, like, real set. And then to watch you and you were the star of the show, obviously, he's called Frank TV. And then how much work that was for you, because you're in every scene, you're the lead of every scene. You were doing, like, full. costume and prosthetics. It was a lot. And I wanted a cast. I wanted a group of people. You guys have been involved in that type of stuff. I like the ensemble. Yeah. And back, this was a little bit, this, you know, 2006, it was a sketch.

It was a sketch show that was fully Frank's thing. But they wanted it to be all me and I wanted to share the stage with people because I was like, well, I don't, if I'm not the focus, sometimes it could be better to just, you know, Ben Stiller it and react. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, just I get to be part of, you know, I get to be part of, the pause and where the laugh goes as opposed to be the one saying something and just get around it. So, but they didn't want that. And they were really great to me, so it's not like

it was a bad thing. Well, that's awesome that they were like you're a star kid, it's all you. And it's called Frank TV. It started out as Frank Television. Like, we had a short and it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had to be too much, too much. There's a lot of people. There's a lot of people. Hold on the shit. Waiting. Trump was the I do the quiet. I do very quiet

Trump. Yeah. A lot of people did the loud Trump. I did the quiet one. Like we're in a library. Like I'm saying the way you've got to the library and there's lots of books. You've got tremendous books. I'm going to come. Oh, you're sure. I just did. Quite frankly, I was probably

the best. It was the best at coming. You're nailing it. Is there an impression that you like that everyone does not like? Like that you treasure that other people are like, yeah, I don't know about that. Wesley Snipes. Not that it's not good, but that like people wouldn't care. I do a whole tax

evasion thing. Yeah, yeah, there are some. It makes you giggle. It's your like deepest cut. Oh, what is it? Yeah, it's the fifth lead on bones. I just crush. Yeah. Well, there was, this is an old school, probably too old for your audience and even mine, the dad from Alf.

Dude. Break us off. Break us off. We're big Alf boys over here. Please don't eat our cat. Alf. Yeah. Lynn, Brian. It's always fun to say names from old shows. I would do that with Tony Danza.

Juddick insubita. And then it would be. Moda. And then somebody from the old. The old town, old neighborhood. Mrs. Rossini, he would get super Italian. Oh, Johnny needs to meet the motor. Mrs. Rosini, you make it a spaghetti for us.

Danza. I didn't know I was being getting some Danza today. I got to bring it out all the new ones for you. I love it. Yeah, all the current, all the topical. I've been working on Billy Bob. I don't have it 100%. He's back.

Billy Bob's back in big way. It's up in here. That's up in there. What the hell? It's a what? What? We were speaking about, wait, what's the movie? Get your goddamn dick on your ass.

No, but the tater salad. Or not tater salad, fresh fried taters. French fried taters. Oh, what he was doing? Slingblade. Oh, yeah. Recently talking about sling blade. Well, I was saying that he's now is rail thin.

Yeah. And I, in my mind, when I watched Slingblade, he was morbidly obese. He wasn't. But then I went back and looked at photos. He wasn't. He wasn't. He just wasn't as thin. He's super.

Not that I know. I'm always looking at his body. We talked about us. He had one thing about me. I'm always checking out Billy Bob. Back to the testosterone reading. Do you guys like Billy Bob's new outfits? His like hat style that he's been rocking?

The hat Dana? Yeah. What is it? What? It's another level. He wears a bandana and it's kind of crooked on his head. I feel like, didn't the guy from like Bruce Springsteen's band do that? It's up that alley.

is similar. The guy that was the guy that was in Bruce Springsteen's band and the Sopranos and Lillahomers. The first ever show on Netflix was Lilliehammer. I'm like you with the buttons. I don't even need the board. You are a living soundboard.

I try to be. What is that guy's name? Little Eddie or something, right? Isn't it? Let's come Dave. Stevie Van Zand? Stephen Van Dan. Can we do it Joe Rogan? Jamie pulled that up.

Oh my God. That's effing nuts. Dude, that's crazy. How do you just snap into it just immediately? Because I practice it so much. You are a wizard. That's the thing. You are a wizard.

He explained that he just called me. You are a wizard. I was projecting when I said the reasons. You are a wizard. There's magicians and there's wizards and you are a wizard. Wait till you see me disappear at the end of this show. He can't wait to disappear. No, I love the.

You guys are fun. Like I was saying a little bit before, it's so fun. Like I'm doing a lot of sports radio where they're like, hey, what's the next thing? What's the thing? You guys go and you guys are already loaded to talk about the next thing. I'm not even done yet and it's good because I'm running out of the, like a lot of times I don't have the joke. I just switch voices.

Yeah. The Robin Williams theory of joy. Robin Williams theory of comedy. Start again if you don't have it the first time. No, that's not it. But we had to go that way. Oh, that's so good. And that's when Frank realized he had to go back and fix it a little bit more.

And then I could John Mad circle it. Boom. Now it's why we're at the Super Bowl. John Gruden shows up. I'll tell you what, man. He hasn't done anything for a while. What's Callie Endo doing? he's having fun on this show.

Dude, Gruden, I bet he's a nice guy, but he terrifies me. I love him. I mean, I'm sure he's cool. His emails are really scary. What is his, what are his emails? Oh, they're just crazy.

Dude, Blake knows everyone's email. Yeah, he's a big hacker. Yeah. What are you talking about his emails? Why is it? Why do you know what? Controversy. It was a controversy.

There was. I'll tell you what, it's pretty. Calianner's friends. He wants to move on, man. I just saw, there's a video. See, there's a Morgan Freeman. Hey, underlying. There's a Gruden video.

Oakland Raiders forever. Come on. Gruden video where he's like given a speech to some like college team because like he's kind of just, he can go wherever he wants now. And people will just listen to him. And he goes out there's like, you know, I, a lot of people talk about their dreams. You know what I'm into? I'm into nightmares. And I was like, I love this.

He's like, you got to go out there and be a nightmare. I was just like fucking throwing my laptop. That's why I had this glove with claws on it, man. And you're going. You're living on Elm Street, man. Don't fall asleep. No sleepy. No, that's so good.

I feel like if you get the right head coach like that, you'll run through a wall for a lot like that. I just did this golf tournament. It's my first ever. I'm bad at golf. I've golfed maybe 12 times in my life. And I did this golf tournament. It was four children's hospitals. So I was like, okay, I'm going to do it.

And it was all of these. I love little hurt kids. That's weird. That's weird. You should see his email. His emails. Look at my emails. Express that.

So, but it was a lot of NFL athletes. And Drew Bledsoe was there and Donovan McNabb. And then some younger guys like Kyle Rudolph and Kyle Van Nuoy. And they were talking about Justin Reed and they were talking about the difference between how NFL coaches aren't giving these speeches anymore. It's just X's and O's and they're like, your professionals get out there. There's no Pacino. They test you got to fight for every inch. of every foot, of every yard.

I put him in, it's a bit, but so I can I do a bit, right? Yeah, yeah. So I do the bit like, I want to see somebody cast Pacino in an animated film, and everything's animated except for him, but they don't tell him.

And he's just given the speech. He's like General Cricket. He's got to save the swamp. We've got to fight for every inch of every foot, every yard of the swamp. We got to stop those mosquitoes, those blood suckers, because I am hopping man right now.

He's got the puns. He's given the speech. Seth Rogen's a firefly. He's like, uh, whine up. We need the space jam re-time. I would,

like that kind of. I would love to watch that film. That sounds so good to me. And this is what Hollywood's missing. They're not taking a chance. They're not taking a chance. That's a proper swing. Yeah,

that's a real swing. You know, that connects. It's out of the park. Dude, I'm in. I'm all the way in. Al Pacino,

Space Jam 3. I got to move. Yeah. I heard of here. three seconds. You're out. Change signs. Frank,

who's your favorite football team? I grew up a Green Bay Packer fan because I grew up in Wisconsin. That's a big... Oh, you grew up in Wisconsin. I went to Madison for school for college. Oh, you did? Yeah. Oh, okay.

Yeah. I grew up in Waukesha. Okay. I grew up in Waukesha. So 13 miles west of Milwaukee and on the way to Madison. You know, they just came out with the list of the drunken cities in towns in America. And it was something like 17 out of the top 20 were in Wisconsin.

Yeah. Well, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. It was Green Bay and then it was, I think. Green Bay was taught, really? Yeah. I think Green Bay gets, it's, I don't know what it's based on, but maybe alcohol sales, but they have a stadium there.

So that kind of like whatever. Yeah. And does it go per capita? Like if it's per capita, too. And then there's a giant stadium in the road. Have you ever been to Green Bay? I haven't. Like, it's just, the stadium's like built into a neighborhood.

Yeah. Like you're walking out of one. neighborhood like to the next day and you're like there's a state there's people their houses are basically connected they didn't want to sell them and they charge for parking that's awesome i would i would love to go to a game you could like Airbnb those houses they're like a lot of those houses there have been like souped up for parties for people to like visit and you can just Airbnb and they're unreal that's cool my uncle really wanted me to be a packer fan and then i i i didn't uh almost just despite him honestly because he kept buying me merch and i'm like quit don't don't

I don't want to wear these colors. He's buying me a cheesehead. I'm like, I'm not going to wear this. Yeah. I think Packer fans, like, I'm a 49ers fan, but the Packers are probably my favorite fan base. It's always just like deadheads and then just randomly like Lil Wayne. And then you're like, whoa.

Okay. I feel like Little Wayne is a fan of whoever's winning. I feel like I've seen Little Wayne pop a, he's pretty Packers core. Would he go on like first taker? something and talk about that? I feel like I've seen that. Do you have a little wane up your sleep? I don't have a little way. I bet you could nail him so easily. I'd like to

see yours. Little daffle back, boy. He talks up here. Young money. Young money. It's pretty good. We can only do the impression if we're singing his songs. A million. You know what I think part of that is to be serious for a second. Let's be serious.

Everyone, shut out. Please. Shut up. Sit the fuck down. Because somebody, when they sing a song, it's kind of a character voice. When you go into a character, that's why Slingblade is a little bit is easier to do than Billy Bob because somebody's putting on the character first.

Well, even, and when I watch you do your impressions, your whole body becomes the person. Almost like a magician. Now, here's a question, a serious question. Let's get serious for one fucking second. I wish you would do, like radio. Is that a little harder? I mean, obviously the voice is pretty perfect

on all your impressions, but when you see your face, the whole thing comes to help. That makes it better. If it's not as good of a voice, I play up the cartoon of it. But I always tell people, the mouth tells you how the person talks,

the eyes tell you how the person thinks. So that's where you see. Every Donald Trump, you see him, I call it, it's like, when I see Donald Trump, it's like he's looking into an aquarium and mimicking the fish, right? So it's spooky, here we go,

Lilo, we can never find you. We can never find Nemo. We can never find Nemo. So it's that. That makes perfect sense. My joke with Joe Biden is, I've never seen a guy listen with his eyes. So, Mr. President.

Folks, come on. Those young men grow up with Scrant Pennsylvania. Right. 34, 500, 600,000, 6,000, 8D. He's like a drunk auctioneer. Six, six, seven, seven. Saw the guy in a blue shirt. So it's like, what's the look that sells it?

Jeff Goldblum's a painting in a haunted house. Ooh, look there. What are you doing? You're going up the stairs. Jeff is creepy, dude. He, like, presented at the Grammys. And, like, someone said, like, the award. I can't remember what the,

word was, but it was kind of sexual. Listen. Super califragilist of H. Bledos. We can't do this. I met Jeff Goldblum one time and I was wearing a jacket and he was like, hmm, this is a beautiful jacket. And he started to pet my jacket. And I'm like, this is the most Jeff Goldblum

shit that you could possibly do. This is why we have to cherish these treasures. Yeah, these moments. We're out of character. Our movie stars used to be weirdo. Yeah, we're kind of running out of characters. Yeah. Aside from our present. The character's welcome.

Who's the biggest... Who's like a modern day Jeff Goldblum that you're like, oh yeah, that guy's super unique, weird. We had to bottle him and put him in movies. Timothy Shalameh. Did we have to? Did we have to bottle him? I don't know.

I'm trying to think of a centric... I think maybe like an eyedropper. I watched Marty Supreme. That was one of the weirdest movies that was as successful as it was that I've seen in a very long time. And I kind of liked it. I haven't seen it, but I'm an avid...

ping pong table tennis player oh okay okay I know I yeah that's the actual game yeah yeah we know it's a sport ping pong is racist yes yes you can't yeah ping pong you can't say ping pong that's the race that's finish or something I think it's racist Irish think of it for a second yeah yeah yeah yeah you got to get it through your head yeah so um but people I know that in the table tennis community in the table tennis community world yeah yeah yeah they they they grew up sorry Knowing Marty. Wait, so it's based on a real

That's a real guy. I had friends who were extras in that movie, too. Should we watch it real quick? Oh, let's, right here. I'll get it. I got it. This is good TV. Pizza pizza.

Frank, we are wrapping up with you right now. 1.5 hours later, they'd watch to it. Great ass! And it was probably the greatest movie. I kind of liked it now. We absolutely loved having you. It's already done? Yeah, honestly, I want to be your friend.

Oh, you're my friend, whether you like it or not. It's happening again. This went too fast. I know. I've done so many of these shows and nothing went too fast. This went too fast. Thanks for saying that, buddy. What's fun is we like to talk over each other.

And, you know, I feel like when the viewers at home, half the time, they're like, what the fuck are these guys talking about? And that's the energy we like to bring. And I hope we did that for you. You really nailed it. Yeah. I hope we brought it together. Like a wizard. Conjuring the energy and then wrapping up the show.

I love it. Frank Kelly Endo, everybody. Can we do another episode real quick? I love you to do. I'm still going to send it. Pizza, pizza. Smoke we eat every day. Welcome to the A building. I'm Hans Charles.

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Look at that. We're hitting the ground. Caliando, everybody. Holy See, that was, uh, and also Isaac is like, Sleep at the Wheels. Yeah, he's texting. We had this awesome guest. He's over there just straight, like.

I think he's just getting, so many nudes. Did you see him when he, he was like scratching his ass and then he smelt it? That was disgusting. I think I saw that. I saw, allegedly I saw something like that. He went. Oh, man. He went in his ass and I think he got a little, uh, something.

Toilipipy and went. Yeah. And then tasted it and made up. I love that. Yeah, that was pretty disgusting. If the housewives you're watching with the house husbands. Ladies and gentlemen, we're at Super Bowl. What's LX?

60. That's right. Last year was 59. 60. We're at Super Bowl 60. We're nine years away. That's going to be a legendary. Sick is Super Bowl.

Oh, God. If that's not the most sexual Super Bowl. Whoever we have on next, we got to go. So it's Super Bowl 60, which means we are how many years away from just, The best Super Bowl. I cannot wait. We're finally in the 60s. We are so close to the sickest Super Bowl.

Where will we're bad at... Nine more years. Where will Super Bowl 69 be held? What's the most 69... Jamaica. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's...

Jamaica. What is the... You had that in the... Jamaica. Super Bowl 69 in Jamaica. Live from... I'm from Jamaica. What is the steel drums?

The sexy swingers fest that goes on down there. That we have a-Rippin and Taryn. The Rippin and the Taryn. The Rippin in the Tarynx. Not Hellfast. No. Heedism. Heedism.

Oh, Heedmism too. Hellfest. The 69, Epstein Island. Let's go. You know what does suck about the whole Epstein Island thing is like you can't even go to heatenism, whatever, five or six. Right. Hey, here we go.

Yeah, there we are. Everybody's kind of side eyeing you now. If you go to an island, that's a fuckfest. I have friends. I know people here. Yeah. What? Sometimes you've got to go to an island for a fuck fest.

Well, what sucks is? Blake, you've got the floor. Go ahead. I'm absolutely with you. Thank you. Now you can't even go to an island for a fuck fest. Right. Because there might be emails.

Right. And all of a sudden, you're implicated. You're getting inside out. You're getting these emails. And all of a sudden there's leaked emails. Yeah, you didn't know. Like emails. I will say the emails are funny, though, with Elon Musk, where he was like, what's the freakiest?

I want to get to the freakyest sex party you have. And then now he's like, the emails can be misconstrued. I also love that he was denied. They're like, what do you mean? Elon did not get to the island. He tried to go. Have you not read all one million pages? There's been so much that I'm waiting for like the stuff that matters to really.

It's never going to come. It's never going to come. Unlike, uh, Jeffrey Upps. Hey, I'm glad Frank left so we could really unpack it. You guys get diving in. I dive into this. Yeah. What's the podcast really is.

I really came to San Francisco at Super Bowl 60 to unpack the emails. Also, the emails that we, none of us really read. Only a few Instagram, like, highlights that I was like, oh, fucking, I feel like everyone's using them as clickbait right now. Yeah. Where they're like, I saw it. was like Jay-Z and so-and-so are in the Epstein files. That doesn't mean like they picked it with them. It just means they're mentioned.

I know. I'm sure I'm in a lot of email. Can you imagine it was just so much workaholics? Can you imagine if we find out Isaac is just like a dastardly creep? And all this shit comes out about him. How do you think Kyle got happy Gilmore too? Here's our guy. And then wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Oh, no, he did it. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. These are your headphones. Brother. I feel like you guys have a similar vibe and a similar look.

We do. Yeah. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Yeah. And maybe the first. Oh, what's that, brother? How are you? What are you doing out here?

I'm good. I'm just crashing Radio Row here with Greenlight. And just kind of wanted to just say hi. I want to talk some candy with you. Honestly. Candy talk to. Let's get into it. We fuck with some candy.

Yeah. My guy. Big time. Yeah. I'm addicted to candy. They bro down last year. Dude, I haven't had a single can't a single bite of candy in over a year. Oh.

Well, treat yourself. Actually, get off the stage. Get off the first. Yeah. What the hell are you coming with that energy? You changed. He goes, yeah, I lost 100 pounds since I started playing. And I was like, or stop playing.

And I was like, how did you do that? That's crazy. He just goes, stopped eating candy. Literally. Yeah. One year, no candy? Is that why your skin is looking so good? Yeah, you're glowing right now.

Look at me. I'm like breaking out. I like, I mean candy. Do we think it's candy or the like 12 Yeager shots you took last night? Yeager is the candy of liquor. Yeah, liquid candy. No, I was eating, you know what I got in the store yesterday? They got high chews with real fruit in them.

Oh, what flavor? Are you fuxing with that? Yeah, big time. It's strawberry and orange. Okay. Way more chewy. Ooh. Like really, really.

What can't even mean real fruit? Like it's like space food style? Dried fruit inside. Oh. So you get a little crunch kind of? No, no, not, not, not crunchy. Like, you can eat some high shoes and then, like, blow it in my face. I get the vapors.

I can't believe you're off candy. So for a year you haven't eaten the candy and that's how you're looking all lean. That's part of it. You're looking weak as hell right now. Bro, fucking sit. It's my face. He's got a squat rack set up at the pod, right? Yeah, we have a little studio set up.

It's actually sick. I've never really been to this area, but it's right by the bay. And we have a, we have a squat rack. One of our big sponsors is Zoned. nicotine pouches and the 45 plates are zone tins or whatever it's kind of fun. Oh, shit.

You guys want to come over and get a pump. We got to go and I'm always looking at it. I'm feeling very weak. Look at me. I'm always looking for a pump. Show your arms, bro. Show your arms. Oh, we're also going to measure arms.

Today we're going to measure each other's five hours. You want to measure an arm real quick? I don't, let me get some fucking girls. I'm not feeling, I mean, I'm always feeling strong, but I'm not feeling like, God, I wish I could say that. You know, always feeling strong. That's fucking cool. Dude, I'm getting juiced.

What do you guys doing here? What are we talking? This is it. This is it. We're just kicking. We're yapping, dude. We just realized we're only nine years away from Super Bowl 69. Oh, shit.

That's what we're kind of celebrating that. Where do you think Super Bowl 69 should be held? Oh. It's an important one. And there is a correct answer. It's an important one. I mean, I got to think there's got to be like some sort of city that has some good innuendo, right? Like, have you guys arrived at the most logical conclusion here?

I put mine on it. I don't know. The country of Jamaica. Yeah. Jamaica Bowl. Which there's no NFL teens there. That's right. We play in Mexico.

Yeah. They're down in Brazil. I'm having a hard time measuring my bicep. I need a little help here. Okay. Let's go. Oh, you actually have a tape measure. Yeah, yeah.

I got it. Oh. Okay. Thank you. This is what's most important. Do you want to pump her? What's cool about this? We can measure whatever we want.

This is, okay. Give me this arm. We can measure. How big does that measure? Hey, let's measure mustache. Oh. We need mustache measure. We need bicep measure.

And then we're going to go backstage and measure. I mean, we could just do it right out front. I'm going to come. I think we can. 37? 37. Is that? I think about left arms bigger.

About, are you left-handed? 30 in some ways. Oh, wait, wait, yeah. Here we go. Oh. You heard it here first. 14 and a half inches is what my... 14 and a half inches.

Which, by the way, that's small for me, dude. I'm a little. The whole pigon was like 26, I think. Will you measure me? Those 26 inch pythons, brother. So that's actually a really embarrassing showing for me. And yeah, that's, I think I might need. Oh.

Wait till I unleash my pythons, brother. Hold on. Tell me when. What? No, you got to get the biggest part of the bulge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. Fuck it.

Are you doing the sound effects over there? Yeah. Oh. That's right. You got a song you want to listen to? I think we're the exact same. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

And I was expecting. Come on. I was expecting to maybe dwarf him. That actually really sucks for me. Trust me to do this on my own. That's not fair because you're lifting that watch all day, bro. Look at you gassed up. Holy fucking canoli.

That's the size of Blake's waist right there. Oh, my God. Is that a 32? Woo. Oh, my. Lord Almighty. And you don't eat and you don't eat candy.

18 and everything. We were gonna guess. We were gonna guess. What were we? We were getting a guess. We were 14 and a half. I got four inches on you guys. Wait, what about me?

Four inches is fine. You definitely don't got four inches on me, brother. There's no way. No, my shirt's tucked in. Actually, I tucked my shirt in today and I'm like, I looked in the mirror and I'm like, damn, I wish I had a fucking huge hog, dude. Yeah.

Tell them yourself. I sometimes I think that almost every day. I'm a grower, not a shower, but I wish it was just leaking down my leg. You know what I mean? Well, you know what I did. I know exactly what you mean. Yeah. When we did Game Over Man, when we did Game Over Man and I showed my dick to the world,

and it was limp. And you saw, I actually, I knew who had a small dick. But the next day when people are like, dude, your dig, nice showing. I was like, you got a small, you have a really small dick. And then other people were like, My God, that thing, you should be embarrassed to show that. And then I'm like, this guy's packing heat. Are we measuring your bicep?

Yeah. We're going to measure his bicep. You know these guys. Look at this. They're coming. Hey, we're measuring biceps. We're about to bust, dude. We're, hey, we're about to bust.

I already measure mine. I think Blake might be beating me and Adam here. Come on. Oh, that looks pretty good. Yeah, that looks pretty good. No, he's a, he's a one inch shorter than me. What a bitch. But not bad for a slight guy like me, for a slight guy like me.

Oh, man. I've never heard you call yourself a slight guy. Yeah. I think you're actually pretty thick with it, man. I hope you get back on your candy journey. I will. I'm a little upset for you. That was actually inappropriate.

I truly believe like sugar is bad and it's what's bringing me down in life. And I want to give it up. Have you tried eating more sugar? Whoa. Yes, I have. That's what we're currently doing. I'm leaning into it. All right.

All right. I got a scram, right? Yeah. Scram, dude. I see your whoop. Oh, yeah. I'm also whooping. I'm at like a 13% recovery today.

Gentlemen. Thanks for a little bit, gentlemen. We'll hit you out. I hope we're hanging out this week. Yeah, we're going to a party tonight and then we're having an after party. Oh, okay. We didn't even measure his mustache. I really, we'll have me back tomorrow.

We'll measure it tonight at the after party. We're going to be measuring a lot of things. We're measuring a lot. Okay. I'm about to bus. I'm about to bus. I'm about to bus with these boys. It's time to ride.

Gangster. I'm busing with these boys. Oh my God. The snake skins? Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake. What the hell? I'm busing with these boys. Dude.

Stone Colt. Steve Austin has answered the deal. Taylor and Will coming. What a thrill to have you guys here. Thank you. Thank you for coming on real quick. We appreciate it. What's it like being here?

Yeah. And your guys is still made. At this level. Look at this. Look at the fans that are clamoring to, oh my God, I haven't seen this much action. There's whispers from all the way across the other side. Do you use that? She's dumping them out.

Well, I mean, McAfee's embarrassed. Put that titty away. He has to be embarrassed. He looked at his crowd and he's like, it's pretty sparse over there. And then you look at the fans that are clamoring. Troy Eggman standing over there. He wants to get on stage up like the Boston boys. He's deep-throat at all.

He's always right over there. Troy, please. Troy, he's always right over there. wanting to be on stage and I said, no, no, no, no, no. My bus and boys are coming up. You guys got a stage. We're just walking around and people want to grab this and that, but you guys are set up. You guys kind of treat this like Comic-Con sort of.

This is, yeah, this is our comedy. This is football players, Comic-Con is exactly what it is. That's what it feels like, right? I see the, I see the branded hooded sweatshirts. Yeah. And you guys are getting straight paid for that, aren't you? Come on. Come on.

And here's where our manager sucks. Yeah. Yeah. You see that chain? You see that chain Willie's got on right now? I do. God damn.

That's fine. I wish we had one of those testers. Could we test it? And that would check out. I would rather not have a tester get on the shit. We don't have to.

Shout out to Zales. Yeah. Hell yes, brother. And this is when, well, Isaac, why don't we have sick branded deals that we wear a hooded sweatshirts

and now we're able to afford sick-ass chains? Oh, Isaac. He's got you guys positioned all. That's true. The big corporate just gets him on phone. Hey, you think we can get the workaholics, boys. We'll get him

their own stage. Was there any deals? Don't worry about that. We'll worry about that later. He's working for the man. He's working for the man right now. He might be an op. That's a wolf and she's closer. My manager is my op. That's crazy. That is nuts. And if he is our op,

very disappointed. Yeah, it sucks. I agree that he's got us positioned. He's got us bent over. Yeah, exactly. And I don't love it. I don't love it at all. So what is your game plan here for the Super Bowl? You got to be juiced.

Buddy, it's a full, this week is a full sprint. So you go, go, go ahead, you guys take it seriously. I thought that was a question, but I don't know. You guys take it sorry. We got to cut your ass off. So what's going on this week? It's a lot. Anyway, let me ask you this.

We don't cut your ass off. Where are you from? I'm from Evanston, Illinois. Sorry. When we saw you guys last time, you guys had food poisoning. This is last Super Bowl. And I thought you guys. I would just party the night before

because he was in New Orleans, but you were taking it very seriously. You didn't drink. You had a big night. Are you taking it as seriously this year? I would say so, yeah. Like when we first landed Monday morning, we went straight to the Pro Bowl. Like Taylor was saying, it's just a sprint essentially every day. So at nighttime, you're just

absolutely exhausted. Your gas. Like yesterday morning, we had to wake up at 3.30 morning to drive an hour or over an hour to go interview Coach Rable, which we're down to do, but it's like you don't want to be, our first time, I want to say, when the Super Bowl was in Arizona. We went out a couple times. Buddy, tell them about that Drake party.

Come on. Tell them. You need a thousand wristbands. There's a bunch of day walkers. Can you get me in? Can you get me in? It's like a zombie apocalypse happening to get into some of these parties. And you're out super late. You get hammered. I'm a big yell vibes guy. My voice is gone the next day. We're hungover.

And it was like from that moment, it's like, hey, we got we got to tighten it up. Well, see, and when I look at you guys, that's how you goes doing this podcast over here across from us. across the stage and I was like, look at how fresh they look. You guys look great. And you guys are keeping it tight and right and you're sharp. Like, it's all how sharp you are.

And we got in last night, we just got Blackout drunk. My eyes switching? I've got like that way. I'm bleeding. I have blood on my shirt. Yeah, Blake has blood on his shirt for everything. No way. It's not even a little.

Last scrum, what happened? I think I bit my nail too short. Dude, is that not the worst feeling in the world? It sucks. Because when it happens, you're like, ah, this is whatever. But then the next three days, It's a sting every five minutes. You might be a yell vibes guy. He's a bite his nails so close that they bleed type of drug.

And you talk about not looking good, not looking sharp. Like, it's February and you got yourself a nice little bronze on you right now. Thank you for saying. What is the deal? He's a beach guy. He's a beach guy. I went to Hawaii. I did my first ever celebrity golf tournament.

Oh my God. How to go, Maui? No, the big island, Hawaii proper. They just called Hawaii. The big island called Hawaii. It's just called Hawaii. I was, I've golfed 12 times, so I'm not a good golfer, but I was doing it for the kids. It was for children's hospitals.

But did I beat Drew Bledsoe in the skills competition? Did you? I did. And was he wildly upset and embarrassed? And then after that kept calling me a munchkin. Did he? He did. Oh, he went low blow.

He was like, look at this munchkin, munchkin, munchkin. Because he's an alpha dog, you know. Yeah, yeah. But they, looks like the munchkin alpha dog. that moment. Sorry, Drew. And I know he's not here so I can talk my shit. I know he's not here.

I thought he saw him. I thought he was trying to get on the show. Wow. Yeah. He's in that big crowd. But when you won, what you felt? I didn't win. I just beat him.

But you beat him. You got to know what it felt like to be Tom Brady. Yes. Exactly. To overtake him. Just for that moment in time. And then when he gets upset, it's like, I get why. I get why he reacted like that.

I had to chip over like a 12 foot, 12 foot wall. Yeah. And he biffed it. did. He just didn't do it. And then, boop. Woo. Perfect. Landed over. I threw my club up. I was giving guys hugs. I was high-fiving everyone.

This is such typical Adam to dine out on, like, an accidental chip. Oh, yeah. It was. I was legit. 10 times that chip's not going that way, but that was that one time. You're a miracle on ice, dude. Thank you for saying it. Thank you for saying it.

And it felt really good. So, yeah, yes, I guess I am Tom Brady. Dying out. You know what it felt like to be him in that moment. So that's why I have that. this beautiful bronze tan. There you guys. I was just in Hawaii.

There's nothing better than being sun kissed. Are you guys golfers at all? God. No, not really. Yeah. When I do golf, I'll be out for a week because the low back just I'm just not what I used to be. But I'll tell you what, I'm invited to do all these fun events.

And they're like, come to Hawaii, come do this. And you're like, man, I wish I could. I'm so bad at golf. I think I'm just going to start saying, yeah, and just eating shit out there. Just get drunk and you get a nice tan. You get a little vacation out of it. Yeah. And it's on them.

Like, oh, hey, Adam, you're not very good. It's like, Hey, you guys, I didn't say it was good. I tried telling you. There's background checks for a reason. Also, ask Drew Bledsoe, who's good.

Yeah, exactly. Like, ask my boy Donovan, he's seen you in a fucking, why also be. Yeah. You know what? Good on you for getting Drew, too. Because ever since that,

uh, the thing on Netflix with Tom Brady. Yeah. He's been running a little too high. Yeah. We ought to take him down. For you to be the son to his Icarus. I had to take him down.

He did say this is one of the lowest points of my life. is what he said is quoted. And he was the first overall pick that got beat up by a six-rounder. Yeah. And somehow me beating him in the skills competition in this small golf tournament was somehow at the same level. So really took him down a peg or two. Seems like just yesterday that the two guys' Five Rings podcast was in Paris for the Olympics.

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each day throughout the week? Yeah, we are. We're here. We're here. How long is it like? Like hours, hour? One hour. I think it's one hour. We're locking up tonight. Yeah. We sweep. We lock up.

I forget the lights. I go back. You know, we might. I bet we could go long. I wonder, what is the deal? We just got, we're on Netflix now. So that's all our thing.

We didn't get any sweatshirts about it, but that's okay. Yeah, we, yeah, we do. That's all right. Yeah, no, we, no sweatshers, no branded switchshirts. We can't afford these sick chains that. Did you guys even hear about the deal or he just told you guys are on Netflix now? Yeah. Honestly, that's about how it texted me.

So close to that. My mom texted me, like, why are you on Netflix? And I'm like, I don't know. Stop yelling at me. I don't know. It is weird to be on Netflix because now I think our families will watch it because it's so easy and it's right there. And they're like, maybe I will watch an episode of the podcast. And then it's like 50 minutes in.

We're talking jizz. We're talking jazz. I'm a little disappointed. How do you not? Thank you for bringing it up, by the way. There's a microphone. That's how you. That's how lifestyle.

So why not always go back to the base? Thank you for saying. When you just run out of substance or material? You just, if you're sitting with your boys, it's like, hey, when's the last time you crank? Hey, honestly, I never run out of substance. If there's an awkward silence, you know what I mean? That's what's crazy.

That's what's crazy about Jizz is it's unlimited. You got that teenage libido, I feel like. I feel like you're a dude that's like a four time of day guy. I like that you feel that. I like that you feel that. And you would be wrong. That's a callback because how is your testosterone doing? Oh, thank you for saying.

What do you think? We didn't check. We did not check. this year. Does it go up and down? Oh, yeah. It goes up and down.

I guess it goes down. I mean, I guess it goes down. It doesn't go up though, right? It can. Oh, yeah, it can.

And for the listeners and viewers now at home, Blake had the lowest by a large margin. Are we talking to 297? I don't even remember. And then also has the smallest biceps of the crew

because we just measured a second ago. So that's what we're at. Those are just facts. And I'm not trying to pile on. You guys put your biceps on record? Yeah, absolutely. Can I just say one thing? Because you know when you're insulting,

I got to bring them back a little bit. I saw you pull the sleep back. It looks good. That's a sleeper built. Both Taylor and I went, oh, that's a nice looking bicep. Yeah. That's a coupe sleeper built.

Oh, you can see. Yeah. That boy's been etched in stone a little bit. Not a whole lot of stone, but it's still been etched. Honestly, I would love to be your guys as third as opposed to these guys.

If you want a new member, I would love to bust with you, bros. You want a bus with us, dude? Remember, he's a four-day cranker. Down a bus. He will not stop jerking on. Will's a two-day cranker? I'm a one-day cranker.

This is the difference between us, and you can start at the size of their penis because it's definitely larger than yours. Hey, no shot. Okay. Thank you. That's not real because you're a big man, and so it has to be proportioned. You spent enough time in the locker rooms. The big guys are the littlest guys.

Oh, really? Offensive linemen. I mean, there's a couple of years. You heard her first. Now, Matt Cleal, he's in a bit of a situation. This is going to be on Netflix. Yeah. That's right.

That's right. Oh, yeah. That's right. Oh, yeah. Dude, offensive linemen. They got that the suit coat button. That's, it's not really. Wait, wait.

I like this. But now is that because they got so much weight that it kind of pushes out? Wait. Who's, who's position wise? Who's really hoggy? You know what? Who's really hoggy? Don't, don't answer that.

Let them guess. I'm saying safeties just got it dropping down the side of the side of it. Why, though? Because, dude, you don't feel. safe around them. Come on. You know the answer to the question? You know, you know why.

I feel it has to be a linebacker, right? Linebackers, a lot of, a lot of aggression there. At least they're hanging brain, though. They got big ass nuts. Sure. Hey, what's up, Aunt Shelley? Thanks for watching on Netflix. The skill positions.

Skill positions. Yeah, skill position guys. They're real hogs. The skinnier, the better. Skinier. I know. Now we're just talking what it looks like. There's a running back walking around here right now.

No. It has a hose on him. Who's dragging it? Who's getting extra yards after care? I've never seen, by the way. Rosie is crazy. I've never seen Blake this excited on the podcast. He's leaned up.

When Taylor talked about the button, the button head, Blake was like, oh, I like this. All of a sudden, Blake's sweating a little bit. He's like, yeah, I made the safety. I don't feel safer on him. Offensive linemen, for the most part, aside from Matt Khalil, everybody's kind of just the same base category of bird nest.

I guess that's kind of cool. The O-Lignment are who you want to shower by. Yeah, absolutely. I have stood on this where I've said, like, I think that we would learn a lot if every historical person, everybody revealed their cock size.

We need to know if that, like, influences the way you think. You know what I mean? Like, does Napoleon actually have a small dick? As everyone says, like,

how he said, it somewhere? Yeah, it was very strong. small. Is that on a record? And it was very small. It's like in a jar somewhere. It is. I have it, yeah. Yeah. Do not go in this guy's garage. It's a museum, right? It is, yes. And it's very small. Well, that's a fun. And then is, is Abe, our boy Abe Lincoln, is he just hogging out? Oh, Abe had a, yeah, if you're, if you're long and slender, you can't wear it. Right, right. Game over. Yeah, yeah. His dick was as big as his hat. Hey, why are you just explaining your exact frame right now?

This is my new frame. If you look exactly like mustache grows in well. If you have a good head of hair and a mustache and you're six, seven, and you're wearing boots and your shoulders go a little bit forward when you walk. Yeah.

You have bad posture. You got a hot. If you got old blue eyes tattooed on your right hand, you're hot. Hey, hey, hey, Taylor's got a nice little piece on him. Hell, yeah. That's so nice of you to say. Because you, him going from, what,

320 down to, what, 250? Yeah, yeah, like 3. 312, yeah, it's around the 350 range. What is that journey? How are we doing that? Light. That was a light journey. They got commercial.

Lost 100. Yeah. Just stopped eating candy. That's insane. It's absurd. I was always a weight game guy. So the minute they were like, hey, you can't play football anymore. I think like three weeks, it was like 285.

And then there was a moment where Taylor and my wife, Tailing and Will had to have like a sit-down intervention like, hey, you are looking like your prey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You need to get a little bit back. So I've been trying to. He was watching the Serena Williams commercial a little too much on OZEB. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe I do poop a little funny for a while. I heard that is a thing that your poops are not great. Well, yeah, that's, that is the whole thing. It's a whole digestive situation. Well, I don't know. I feel for the people on Netflix, they might not know that.

Right. And now they do know if you do the OZMPI or whatever. Shout out to the people. You might, you might have weird poops. Your poops get runny or... Explosive. I don't know. We've gone from Jiz to poop and we are in the zone right now.

We're in the batters box right now. When we were in improv school back in the day, they say work at the top of your intelligence. They say always work at the top of your intelligence. And that's what we're doing. Yeah. How do you even find that? Yeah. That's a selfish rule.

I haven't found it yet. I can still get there. Yeah, I believe in you. I can become smarter. No. I believe that. Anyway, see you guys at Super Bowl 69. Our new bit is going up to people and be like,

so it's Super Bowl 60s, so how many years until 69? And then let it hang for them. And they're like, I don't know. Like, what are you saying? And then you say 69. And they're nine years. It's fun. And then it's wild as well.

While you were explaining that, I'm like 10 minutes. like, is it nine? It was like a weird like rollover? Yeah. Where do you guys think Super Bowl 69 would or should be held? Very important. And there is a correct answer.

Blake came up with instantly. Troy, Aichman, we're going to get to you, man. Just chill for us. Oh, God. Jesus Christ. We're here with the. What is he shouting?

He's shouting. Phoenix? Yeah, he's not that funny. I don't know. Yeah, he's screaming. Phoenix is a great location, though. Phoenix is a phenomenal location. We got to lock it in.

tomorrow. Yeah. I think like St. Barts. St. Barts would be a good spot. Very similar to what Blake's. He said Jamaica. Did he? Okay.

Yeah. I feel like island. The fact that you went on. No, no, no, no. Yeah, but also there's a lot of things. We can't do the island thing. Hey, we can't talk about islands. Hey, but by the way.

No, I also said there is an island. That's where it. Okay. Because that's the first thing in mind. I was like, I'm not. I can't tell that joke. No, we can talk about the emails. If you want to go there.

But by the, by the off air, I'm down to get the conspiracy. with you. Hey, he's still alive, yeah? Oh, yeah. He's here. Troy's with him. Troy?

I think if we just plowed the island, resurfaced it, built a stadium. And that's where we have every Super Bowl. I also feel, I also feel, I think Phoenix, I think, I think Troy's suggestion of Phoenix is a good idea.

Why do you like Arizona? Well, because it's a very sexy place. People aren't wearing a lot of clothes. It's very hot there. It's too hot to wear clothes. There are a lot of babes in Arizona. Why I don't like Jamaica is we can't continue to push the agenda that NFL needs to be international.

Oh, you're off that. Right. Maybe Puerto Rico is still like a part of America. I like that there are a game or two happens a year, but the fact that we're trying to get to a spot to where there's an eventual home team and games are just played there all the time. Yeah. I'm not about that.

Yeah. Gator ain't about that. Puerto Rico has 4% tax in general. Will quickly on your Arizona take. Yeah. It was Troy. Sorry, Troy's, but I just want to listen. This is on Netflix.

There's a franchise called Zips. Yeah. All right? The best bar food you ever have in your. entire life. They were raided last week by Homeland Security. Not of my business. My only business is we got to save Zips. Yeah, yeah. And if there's somebody

watching that can save Zips, we got to save them. Absolutely. I've never heard of Zips. I've never been to Zips. And honestly, but I will die on that sword. Hell yeah. Do everything I can to bring Zips back. I don't know if this is the right place because we went to bat for Hooters and Rainforest Cafe and they are both

not doing well. Yeah. I don't know if I was going to have to get behind the Zips. Was a hitter as a kid. Oh my God. You go into a rain. The worst food. Oh, terrible. But that banana foster's dessert was off of motherfucking change.

But you're a kid. So you're just eating some mozzarella sticks anyway. It doesn't matter. You're eating the environment. Yeah, you're just like when that gorilla pops out of the. And what are we getting at the snakes? The snake like, animatronically just kind of stairs eating for a while.

You don't even to look at the menu. What are you getting? I love that you asked that question. I sit down and the waitress walks up and I say, ma'am, I just want you to know, I used to live here. I grew up here. I don't come here very often. but when I do, I don't want to spoil myself.

Please tell this, Jeff, to put a little extra love in this thing and know that they're personal to me. So this is a sit down, like... It's a sports bar. Okay. You sit there. The chef is a looser. He said Jeff.

Tell Jeff. Yeah, I don't know if you guys notice it. He's setting the tone for the experience is about to get in. Because a lot of the, you know, day-to-day working, it's like, all right, yeah, buddy, whatever you want. But you want them to know, this is a special moment for me. Yeah. So you get the medium golden wings, extra crispy, extra saucy.

Buddy, I'm telling you. It's a... I'm not going to get crazy to say number one wing of all time because of some assholes going to say something. But top five wing. Top five wing. Extra crispy, extra saucy. He's had it.

And you agree with this. Yeah. The experience is off the charts. And then you're as excited right now. Or number one chain. Top five. Top five wing you're going to eat. But I'm saying like of shame.

Because there's like single places that have like really good wings. But as far as like chains go. Would you rate it? You're putting it. You're mowing them down. Okay. Yeah. Here's what I fear.

Here's what I fear right now. Go ahead. They might go on their own accord without you, and they might have the winging back. You got to go to Vita Ventura, Vita Ventura, and Hadehira and Hadeh, that's the one you go to it. I'm seeing it happen in real time. Not all the zips are created equal,

but then you're also going to get the Monaco faccia. All right, extra jalapeno dipping sauce. What's the bill here about? $13? Whoa. It's kind of nice. Time out. I like how excited.

I like how excited you win. My headphones went out. My headphones went out. Everything stops. I don't know if you guys are feeling the same thing right now. somebody we just kicked I kicked something and I'm I'm kidding my headphones are in I'm kidding this is what happens that's it yeah all of a sudden Isaac's bloody no no no like I'm just telling you it's over here it's unreal I would we we're back we're back we're back we're back we're back Isaac figured it out that's crazy he's trying to make

another way he just made his Netflix debut dude oh and everybody did you see Isaac's hair he the hair jail game yes Isaac dresses like that and he's 55 years old Isaac Isaac Isaac looks like he was in every jackass movie. Yes. Isaac looks like he is currently in a ska band. Yeah. That only performs in bowling alleys. He plays the trumpet the whole time.

A lot of waiting for his solo. Yeah. Scott's just going to be eating heavy. He's just got to sit there and just get destroyed all the time. How often do you guys throw Isaac a compliment? I do it behind closed doors. Let's play the game right now. Softball.

Here he is. He's a nice. He's a loving. father. He is a good dad. He is a good dad. To any child he finds on the street. To any child. He's in the emails. He might be in the emails. He might be in the emails. Oh, boy. And that is another episode of This is Important.

Oh, yeah. Thank you guys so much for coming out. Troy will get to you next time. Yeah. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe. Maybe. Probably not, though. Holy shit.

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