This Is Important - Ep 286: Blake Has A Social Battery

Episode Date: February 17, 2026

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Down, down, down. It's about getting you dick, son. youngster. Let's go. I had a good clap. Okay, we're still rocking with this. Oh my God.

Shout out to anybody who listening to this or watching this in their living room with their significant others leaning in from the other room going, are you okay? You're good? You good? And then they spread their legs

and go, now I am. And Blake does his thing. Welcome. Oh, man. Slurple. Holy smokes, man. If you survive that intro, welcome. Welcome.

Only the strong survive, y'all. Only the strong survive. Your unbelievable new theme song, is that what we're saying? Absolutely. I'm trying to pay for it. How much do you think we have to pay the artist? EMF. Realistically?

EMF, which stands for... That's the name of the group. Which stands for Ernest, motherfucker. Yeah, probably. English, motherfucker. English, do you speak it? Topical. I think they're British.

Topical. Yeah. I would think, I don't know, $100,000. The halftime show, Ders. Topical. Oh. English. The whole thing.

Now we can circle back. Yeah, we can circle back to that. I didn't even notice. I didn't even notice. Do we even need to beat a dead horse any longer, the halftime show for the... Is that what you think he is? During the halftime show? I was there.

I didn't see one. That's what I heard, Adam. Tweet it. The Super Bowl was... was pretty, I mean, it's always really sick, but I was so exhausted by the time we got to Sunday. Your social battery was out. I was done for it. I also didn't sleep during the Super Bowl week.

Oops. That was, that sucked. I'll admit, I don't like. You have nervous excitement. You know, it's a big week. Yeah, you've had way too many espresso martinis right before bed. Whoopsie. And energy drinks.

We've come. We covered it. We covered it at length. He's a superhero. Can't get him down. He's my hero. There goes my hero. Yeah, but I disagree that that's what kept me up because I went to sleep. We can't.

We can't beat a dead horse, Adam. We can't be a dead horse here. We can't. I didn't see the dead horse. So did you drink alcohol at same night? It's science. Of course. I drink alcohol every night.

Okay. This isn't like, this is not me. This is not me trying to check you. This is me just going, so that was the alcohol going to work. But then the cafe. Like in the Trojan horse. And it was like your fun belief. Or in the bull, if you will.

Yes. Hold up. Yeah, maybe that's it. And then when you woke up three hours later, it was like caffeine time. Yeah, maybe. You know what? It is what it is. It's a vicious cycle.

It's a metaphor for the country, actually. The caffeine's taken over. At least Adam made it to the Super Bowl. I dipped out the day before. I had to retreat to my mother's house because I was so, my social battery was so on low. God, I hate that. That I had to. I had to take Bart to conquer.

What's funny is Blake actually says stuff like that. You say social battery in your real life. You know, I didn't until today because that's the only way to describe the way I felt after Super Bowl week. It was a blast. We were running. We were gunning. I just would learn more words.

I was just saying, yeah, learn more words. You don't have to come with like a new wave. Bull crap. New agey social battery. How about was it your social battery? Or were you just so drunk for six? days leading up to it. One more day of getting drunk, you were like enough enough. No, because that's not what it was, Adam. That isn't it what.

I'm drunk right now. Were you pissing out of your butt? No. Were you doing PPs out of your butt hold? No, I hit a point. The social. Do you think that's what was happening? Because that's what was happening to me. I could talk to people all day long, but I was on two hours of sleep. Yeah. I kept having to excuse myself and pee out of my butt multiple times. In public, you did? Oh, several times. Here's what happened. Here's what happened. Before I go into the...

And now I can't get that visual out of my mind. Before I go into the Super Bowl. What do you feed your dog? We're at the tailgate and we're at the fancy tailgate. And all the owners are there. Yeah, yeah. And I'm talking to Gavin Newsome. What?

You know, he comes over trying to give my vote. My second favorite, Gavin. Go ahead. We're chatting it up. Within... We're talking. And I go, all right. Well, thanks.

Good to see you. I excused him. I excused him from the conversation. And he's like, oh, well, hey, well, good to see you. Good to see it. Chloe was like, why are you excusing? Like, you don't kick him out of the conversation. He kind of kicks you out of the conversation.

I'm like, I have to take a shit. Like if he doesn't, I'm sorry, but if he doesn't leave right now, I might shit in front of the future president. That's not something I want to do. Okay, you heard it here first. You heard it here first. Was this the gathering? I saw like somebody posted a video.

The gathering. The Juggalo tails. Yeah. I saw a video of like every celebrity all walking together in like a, is it called a procession? What is it called? Walking across a parking lot and it was like Leo, it was like Jamie Fox. It was Zach Efron. Is this where you were?

Ephron was there. Yeah. Well, it was all the celebrities. Kevin Costner. Come to the same entrance. And they do. They make you feel special. You get there.

You have a little handler. Let me guess what they. served, did they serve baby back ribs? Literally. God damn. They like usher you into the party that way and they're like, hey, if you have any problems, you here text us, we'll come get you. Vanilla Isosophers. Which, by the way, I was like, we're not going to have any problems.

There's real celebrities here. Absolutely. I'm just going to take photos with like some moms and shit. Right, right. And, but then we ended our way into this fancy tent. And there was just like every owner of every Like Jerry Jones was there The owner of the Chiefs was there

Who looks like he was wearing a wig But I don't think it is I don't think it's a wig but his hair looks wig-ish If it looked like it It probably was Look at Blake I maybe look I mean we'll bring up a photo of this guy He was totally nice

Just because you have a wig doesn't make you not nice Yeah whoa Blake's very defensive here And Adam that's the second time You've crossed your eyes on this pot and I'm liking that. He's gooning. If that's something you're starting. And if you're watching on Netflix, not on YouTube any longer,

then you are seeing these cross-eyed shenanigans. Sorry, well, dude, that's my body. He's still cross-eyed. I gained. Let's talk about what you think I gained. Are we finishing that story? And then we can circle back to your humongous anatomy. Yeah, let come on, ADD.

ADD. Okay, so, yeah, he had insane. in wig-like hair, but it was fine. But looking around this group, I'm like, to Chloe, I was like, you're a monster. Are in the Epstein Files. Oh, God. All of them.

Like, this is, like, very much like a elite group. Yeah. Like, NFL owners, I would say that's maybe the biggest, the most, like, we don't have kings in America, but the NFL owners are about. Well, they're like dukes. About as big as you get. And were you the jester of the group? Yeah.

It's an elite. You could call it a ring. Yeah, sure. Some might call it a ring, sure. But, yeah, so besides the ones that were in the Epstein list, and there for sure were a few, probably. It was awesome. It was very nice. Yeah.

Great food. And then we went in to the actual Super Bowl. And guess who I ran into again? Every Super Bowl I've ever been to. Ah, the boom guys. Which I'm thinking, I think it's five hours. Okay. Of course, I ran into Big Justice.

But is that who you're thinking of or that's also also ran? Also ran. No, it was my boy Guy Fieri. I love Guy. Bay Area legend. We were in a, I was in a box. I was in the Jaguar owner's box. Tony Conn, our friend.

Gotcha bitch! Big shout out to Tony Con. He got us in the box. It was very sick, very cool seats. And then I look over three boxes down. My boy, Guy Fierre. I love it. Sorry, three boxes down.

Three boxes down. Adams hanging out over the edge. You're craning your neck. You're snooping, huh? No, no, no. It was a weird setup where, like, you could look down just like this and it was all open. Got it, got it, got it. And I look down, I see Guy Fieri.

He gives me a point. We're doing points to it. I felt really good. I felt really good. Did you blow a kiss? I didn't. I didn't blow a kiss. I'm going to start.

And then I also met Shibuzi, and we talked about how much he loves it to me. Yes. There you go. I was running into Shibusi. Teddy Swims, didn't know who he was, met him. Seems like a name I might have to Google. He has a lot of hit songs. He sang at the tailgate party.

And I was like, I'm like, oh, I don't know this guy. Even a little bit. Teddy Swims. It's crazy that they hired this nobody for this huge tailgate. You'd think they'd get someone huge. Right. And then I knew every song. And I was like, oh, this is a hit, huge hit song now.

I didn't know who this was. That's all right. We're aging out. We're aging out. I didn't, I didn't know. Can I play 15 seconds of his most popular song really quickly? Can you speak? No.

No, I'm going to skip ahead. And I was on a hole. Adam? Okay. I'll dip into that. And where are we hearing this? This is, is this on the A.m. I guess I just don't even know where to find music anymore.

carrying it in the background of like girls working out on Instagram. That's where I'm getting my music. That's it. So Todd is saying he was nominated for a Grammy this year for I've got, I've tried everything but therapy. That's his song. Haven't we all? Haven't we all? There's the cross size again.

Wait, sorry, that's the song. That is the name of an album. Yes, that's the name of an album. I love it. And so now is he. The second album's going to be like, tried therapy. No, it's actually called, I've, no more songs. I actually tried it.

Yeah. Got no more songs now. I'm good. It's called I'm good now. I'm out. I'm out. I'm good. But the Super Bowl, Super Bowl was fun.

The game really sucked. Oh, that was a snoozer, man. It's mostly just like eating and drinking and, you know, hanging out. That was a true snoozer. And, um, I thought Green Day did a great job. They didn't say, like, fuck Trump and KKK fascism. Like they do with some of their other. shows.

Yeah. You know, which I also get. I don't know if I would do that at the Super Bowl. I think there's a time and a place for those things. Right now. Ful George. Go for it. What do you got?

Fuck, Trump. I don't like the guy. Okay. This also isn't the Super Bowl. You heard it here first. Adam, he's in the window behind you. He's in the window behind you. He's like, Freddie.

And then the halftime show was fucking sick. The Kid Rock one? You watched it on your. phone. He was the grass. You watched the kid rock one on your phone. Watching, I mean, watching those like 300 trees were having many trees came in. Oh, the trees were the stars. The little like, the trees were the stars. I mean, it was, it was great. Oh, yeah. It was very cool. And did they just stand there? Yeah, they just stood there. And you couldn't tell that they were people, uh, when they were just standing there. And I think I was like, why would they do that? But really, it, it takes less time.

for them to pay someone to run on, stand there like a tree and run back off, then set up a bunch of trees. That's what I heard of. Oh, wow, dude. That's actually really smart. Is it? I feel like you could just have rows of trees on wheels and push that right out. No.

No, that's a long row of wheels. That seems impossible. What if it tips over? Who's picking that up? Also, there was a point where he stayed, he like, fell back and they caught him. And he was like, the trees caught. him, but you couldn't tell. It just looks like he's in the trees. So you get two people dressed like

trees. I love that. I love that. But you never know. You're true. I am. You're thinking small. You're thinking small. And this is why our life shows are small. Okay? We think small. We need to think much, much, much, much, much larger. Is this going to be next year's Halloween costume? Is everyone you dressed in like the trees? I hope so. God, I hope so.

That would be really cool. Well, it's a good group, a group thing. Don't go as one tree because then you'll be like. By the way, shout out to whatever group of friends dresses like the trees and then like the fucking, what do they call it? Like the leader, the group leader. Sure. He dresses like bad bunny. Oh, like the hottest dude friend.

Very good. What a rough look. You are not getting any Pumani that night if you're the tree because everyone's just looking at your friend who's the bad bunny. That's true. But he's probably bad bunny for a reason. He's probably the hottest friend. Unless you're like ugliest, fattest. Most fun.

Friend is the bad bunny. It doesn't work. I like that too. I'm down for that. I loved one of his hit songs. I saw somebody like translated into English and it's... You what? One of his hit songs.

You saw it trans... Let me get this right. You saw it translated. What the hell? That's right. And it's science. This person. Dude, the song rocks.

It's even better than I thought it was. I was like, oh, this is a catchy song. I think it works pretty well in its name. native language. Well, sure. Yes. But if you want to know what he's saying, it has to be translated to English. If you are only an English person, like my idiot asked.

And German. You speak German fluently. Interesting. Well, because the German, Niksarguz. Yeah. But the song goes, I like women. It's something like, I like women. I got women. I got all kinds of women.

I'm in the VIP. I'm in the VIP. Oh, hot. We're in the VIP. I take a selfie Okay Okay Dude I was like

This song fucking rules And people were like mad at it I'm like why are you mad dude Dude people who are mad at it It was just piss me When they're like The halftime has to be in English What the fuck are you even talking about

Who cares? Here's what's crazy to me People who are like It's gotta be in English And then the other people who are like We don't need subtitles I'm like we can't be in the middle Dude, that's what I'm saying.

Aren't their Spanish subtitles for the game? That's what I'm saying. You know how we meet in the middle? It's like parents. Remember when both sides are fighting? You're like, fine. Now we're taking it away. So I think that for the next few years until we get it together, no lyrics allowed.

It has to be jazz. It has to be Kenny. It has to be Kenny G up there blasting some fucking hits. Or just beats or just like it could be like a Latin vibe. It doesn't need to just be Kenny G. Yeah. Well, I think Kenny G. Like I liked the Latin vibe, dude.

I was blasting a little bad bun. Okay. So what if we have, what if we have like jazz-centric, like a, or world music. Like no lyrics, world music or like new age shit.

That would be kind of sick. Kind of like pure moods a little bit. You remember that compilation? Yeah. I think you could do whatever you would like without the lyrics. Just no lyrics. No lyrics allowed. But it doesn't need to be,

it doesn't need to be world music or whatever the fuck you're talking about it. World Music Rocks. It doesn't need to be like pure moods or whatever. It could be. Your moods is so good, by the way. I'm pissed now. I just like when it's legends. When it's like a legend, somebody who's not like at the peak of their powers at the moment.

Like it was a great show. It was good. I kind of like people who you're like, oh my God, damn. They got them. People who are kind of like not out there all the time already because then it's special. That's why I love the one. Did you guys go to the Super Bowl when it was in L.A. and it was Eminem.

Yes. That was awesome. That was awesome. That was a great Super Bowl halftime. That was great. That was an all-time Super Bowl where it's 50 cents and Eminem and Dr. Dre and Snoop Dog. And it's like, you get any one of these guys individually and you're like, that's okay. Right.

But you get all five of them and you're like, oh, this is a wall of hits for 20 minutes. In my mind, Rihanna, perfect. Yes. Legend. A little bit past her. Prime, Peak Powers, comes in, pregnant, Rock and Solomon. That's hot. That's hot.

I liked it when it was Springsteen. Prince, maybe the best. Yeah, Prince Rockett. Like, I like when it's somebody who you think you're never going to see ever again. Michael Jackson, Ron. And then they come back. Michael Jackson. So you're making a push for, well, who would that artist be?

Who would be like a legendary artist on Death's Doorstep that you really want to see for one last time? The Stones. I was interviewed I'm doing press right now for Monarch season two It's coming out Oh hell yeah And so Apple Music hosts the halftime show And they were like

Who do you want to see And I said anybody but bad money Whoa No I said And The mic just slowly was pulled away No it they push it right in your face Like say more

Say more Say more Say more Yeah Throw dirt on your grave Any press It's good press My suggestion was outcast

Oh, done. Oh, Outcast would be sick. That's a great call. But you know what Outcast would then do? What would they then do? It would be, they do like 10 minutes of Outcast bangers. And then all of a sudden other Atlanta stars are there. All of a sudden, Luda's doing it a bit.

And I think they've come out as a part of a medley before, I think. Maybe Big Boy? I can't remember. But like, I feel like there was an Atlanta medley at one point. I mean, that would go crazy. But, dude, Outcast has the hits. They've got the prestige. And then, yes, they could have somebody who's from Atlanta come, like, under their wing and do, like, a little something.

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Uh-oh. Here we go. And my mom's like, you just, you didn't understand. You didn't understand the meaning. They were saying VIP, take selfie. And I also was like, I didn't understand. the meaning and she's like but she's like yeah he just doesn't get to

meet him like thinking like he's being offensive or racist or whatever but then he's like I just you know it'd be nice if I understood the lyrics and I'm like you don't understand the lyrics on any song you've ever heard what's the difference you'll read a book you would literally say it's on it you don't know what the

fuck ACDC's saying stop you don't know my kids love Thunderstruck I like looked at the lyrics the other day It's just about going and getting head from a stripper, I think. Bro, that's what every rock song is about from... No, I know, but this is specifically just like, I'm in the eye of the song.

There's like a dancing chick and then like, when she blew me, I was Thunderstruck. Thunderstruck! I hit the back of her throat! He goes to like Texas, I think. Thunderstruck. Oh, so this is a... So Outcast was offered the opportunity to headline in the Super Bowl. Super Bowl half-time show.

But Andre 3000 refused to shorten hits like Hey-ya and the way you move to fit the strict broadcast time limits. We just stand for something. Okay. Yeah. And then Big Boy later performed as a guest with Maroon 5. Thought I said it. Well, that's Thundersruck. Well, I'm not feeling that thunderstruck because Maroon 5 and Big Boy don't seem like they go together that well.

Well, why not, dude? You didn't think, I mean. They both. Undeniable. They're both thunderstruck, dude. They're both super thunderstruck. Let's just say they're both thunderstruck. We can admit that.

I totally agree. I'm reading the lyrics here. It doesn't seem like... Come on, read them. What are we talking about here? Texas was fun. We had some met some girls, some dancers, strippers, who gave a good time, broke all the rules, played all the fools. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They blew our minds. And I was shaking at the knees. Could I come again, please? Yeah. ladies were too kind you've been thunderstruck holy shit I'm not I think you're reading into it a little a little far okay

wait what part of can't could I come again please shaking at the knees is reading into it too far give them the floor because hey you could come again which is it's on the sign of every convenience store you ever go into it's like come again please yes yeah they know what they're saying come again

yeah I'm beating off in the 7-11 Come again, please. You have me shaking at the knees. He's nervous. It's a thing that one is, right? You're just a little nervous. You've been thunderstruck. You know, it's like you see a pretty girl or something.

You're a little nervous. Shaking at the knee. You want to come back. You want to come back and see her again. I want them to hear this and think you're serious. I got to call these guys podcast and explain to so. Hey, Adam. I assume it talks about that.

That I bet is a pretty good. about getting your dick suck, young stuff? Pretty good impression. Do I have to spell it out for you? Where are they from Australia? They're from Australia. They're from Australia. I remember we went and partied with their sons of like Angus Young or someone.

I forget who. But there was the sons of the ACDC guys and they have a bar in Sydney and we went and party with them one night. What if the original, the first pass at it was she, sup my cock? And they're like, whoa. Dude, if it came out nowadays, it'd be like, lick my ass. She had me shaking out the knees when she tonged my butt. Dude, that's a hit.

Tongued my butt. Dude, that's a thunderstruck. Tunged my butt. Hey, nowadays, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a Cardi B lyric. That's a Cardi B lyric. Dude, tongue my butt. Tung my butt. Now that's a halftime show.

Oh, dude, hit the dance floor. Tung my butts on. Oh, shit, tongue the butts on at my wedding. Tung it. Oh, I don't do this. I love this at my wedding. Tung the butts on. Come on, Ann Arlene.

Let's go on the dance floor. We have to take it. You have to take a drink. Here's the game. You have to drink a drink every time he says, tongue my butt. From my butt. Tung butt.

Oh, man. Have you ever played that drinking game? Because you. Where you drink every time they say Thunderstststores. truck? No. Or thunder. Oh, that's funny. Because in the beginning it's like five times in a row. Oh, yeah. It's constant. It's like thunder.

Tongue. And Adam, when I met you, I knew this guy. I knew how to party. But this is a revelation. Because I tongue my butt. I know my tongue your butt. You ever play the drinking game when you're watching football?

And like, when they say, Hut, you gotta drink. You gotta talk. Just an alcoholic who's like, I got a new game. When you go to the grocery store and you go down an aisle, you gotta take a shot. You gotta take a shot. That's drinking in public on a Tuesday. You don't have a party.

I feel like I don't drink in public anymore. Well, we did a pretty good job of it. Do you guys walk around your neighborhoods drinking? Only on Halloween. Because that to me is the only. thing I ever want to do. Oh, is just walk around the neighborhood with a drink. Like a solo cup?

Solo cup or just with like a brusky? I don't know. I've got like a little coozy for a can that I'll put it in. Oh, there we go. There we go. It's a little concealed, concealed carry. And I just want, I just want to walk around, you know, check out the neighborhood, make sure everything's all good, drink.

I think that goes most states, but California you got, I don't know, Feels a little. You can't. No, you can. It's not. You're not allowed to. No, you can. You can.

Well, Ders lives in California and he is literally saying. That's what I'm saying. Like, it's not legal in Illinois, but it was like the way of the world. Yeah. People would like walk around to people's houses with big ass cups. Like the like insulated mugs. Absolutely. Oh yeah.

In the 90s. No, that's, that's very much a thing down where I live. Yeah. You know, people were just walking around drinking. Yeah. It's the best. People's noses are so so bulbous. Red. Well, I felt like, you know, Adam, and you said that I wasn't going to do it, but I was so, I felt like I looked like such hammered shit. And I felt so, my social battery was so low. Crossing the eyes. So low. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At what percent? 69, dude. 10 percent. 10 percent. 10 percent low, man. I remember you said I wasn't going to do a cleanse, but I'm on like day three of, of cleansing.

No, what does that mean? That's just showering for you, right? Yeah. Well, I do a little bit of that. Blake, that's not a cleanse. I will say that there were several photos that I was looking through my photo. I took like 11 photos, by the way, and we're not in like nine of them. I'm like, what did I?

I mean, it's such a bad job of taking photos. Super Bowl week? Yeah, you're busy living. I love it. I love it too, but I am like, I don't take some photos. I mean, I should have taken. What do you want to take a photo of? A friendship and you

are my friends, bro. Doing fun stuff. Thanks, bro. Kicking field goals, having fun together. Yeah. But the few photos I do have of Blake, he looks like hammered shit. Yeah, yeah. I looked so bad.

You look so drunk. I just looked terrible the whole time. Yeah. Well, I also was slept to zero hours. I slept a total of eight hours and three days. Hey, hey, Adam. I'm drawn now. Talking about how Blake looked like.

Okay. Oh, sorry. Sorry. I just, I, like, I was almost like, I was really, I was just really disappointed in how I looked. I looked like hammered shit. And I felt, well, welcome to our world. Yeah. And I felt so, and I don't know if it was just because I'm like coming off of like being in Winnipeg where it's, it's hard to look good out there.

It's hard to look good because it's dry and it's cold. I don't think it has anything to do with where you were a month ago. Dude, I haven't recovered yet. And also it's dry and it's cold. It's covered in snow. Yes. It's not dry. It's windy.

The morning after I didn't drink, I finally had bags under my eyes for some reason. I think it was the sugary drinks. But like, what were you drinking? Oh, I, like, whatever was around. Bud lights and Tonga room drinks. Because the first night was a lot of, kind of everything. Oh, the first night, and we guys, now that we've done two Super Bowls, we let's chill the first three days so that when friday saturday sunday the actual fun days

roll around we're good to go if you're i'm sorry if you're watching netflix and you're wondering who this third person on the podcast is yep don't worry i don't recognize him either well by the way blake it's not it's not right over the punch line sorry sorry no him with this fucking doom doom they'll move it so they'll move it's not uh it's not about the three days it's about not not burning the fucking house down on day one. If you noticed, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't burn it down day one.

You guys went out and went and drinking all night. But that being said, I had things to do several hours earlier than you guys did. And I was excited, man. We were in San Francisco, the Bay Area. Like, I just felt like my brain was everywhere. There were so many people I wanted to see. And then my social battery just got so lovely. Yeah, and why didn't you, and see, when we go to New Orleans, a city that I know well, I take us around.

I get his dinner reservation at places. He took me. I show us different spots. That was night one. You showed me no spots. And you know what? I saw no spots. There were two times.

In fact, I took you to a spot. I took you to Tonga room. Thank you, which was really awesome. It's true. Me and Ders hung out. We went to Rump's room on night one. And then on Friday, that when Ders left, that's when I. That's when I went and explored on my own.

You were busy, though. You couldn't come out to, like, that's when I really tapped in with all the Bay Area artists I was trying to hang with. And then I went and got... Can I ask you a question about your social battery? Yes, yes, of course. You know when you get those batteries that kind of like attached to your phone? Yep, I bought one in the airport. Is that what Adam is for you, you think?

Oh. So, like, when you guys click together... We power each other up. Whoop, whip, whip, whip, whip. You power each other up. Yeah, I could see that. I'm not saying Adam's just a battery. We all know he's not bad.

No. But for you, Blake, when you're with Adam, does it give you a little extra juice? Absolutely. All my boys juice me up, but yeah, Adam gets me. Adam gets me. He gets you juice. Now, do I tongue your bull! Absolutely.

I wish you would, bud. Remix, juice him up. Can someone out there who's good at AI, please make that? Thank you. Yes, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You know, Adam gets me going. When Adam's ready to go, I get pretty hyped.

Because what night, I think it was Tonga room night. That whole day I was kind of like, my social battery view was like really low. Oh, God. I hate this. But you were like, you kept going, hey, like immediately you're like, let's go out drinking tonight. Like, that's all you were requesting. Dude, I was ready. That was the night that I got.

I don't even understand what this is so great. That's just kind of standard operating procedure. That's standard. But we went after it. No, but Adam hadn't called, Babe Ruth called his shot yet. A little twinkle in my eye that night. Yeah, that night he was like, this is what we're doing. And I'm like, got it.

Okay, okay. Because I was feeling like I was done after night too. Really? Yeah. I mean, we were out to three that night. Which was awesome. Both those nights. That's where I was like, I kept talking to Isaac.

I'm like. That's when you told me you love me before you went to your room. I do love you. It's a bagel. Apparently. Apparently. Yeah, Blake. And then he gets trying to.

fuck Isaac. He kept... I didn't know. Yes, he did. He kept going, telling Isaac he was going to sleep in his room because your hotel is too far away when it was like three blocks away. It was very close. It's a long walk in San Francisco. A San Francisco three block walk at three in the morning is a lot of fun. Yeah. Yeah, but there's, but it was different San Francisco. I'll say it. I've gone on record saying that San Francisco is a garbage city. I never like, because it has been. The last half dozen times I've been there. That's a. right-wing talking point, all right?

No, dude, it's gross. It's gross. He's right, all right. I only saw maybe under five people smoking crack, and I only saw three, what they call it, like the fenty fold. Oh. I only saw three people mid fentyfold, which is crazy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's crazy that you see. How's that not advanced? Well, it's wild that heroin people lay down, which seems better. Yeah. But people that are doing fentanyl, which I'm like, to do fentanyl seems. Not like a great life decision? Like the craziest, like the craziest thing you can do. Don't do that.

To you. To you. To you. But they're just folded in half. I saw this guy's whole dirty asshole just sky high. He was just like folded right in half. And so I thought that's one of the other photos I took. And did you tongue his butt?

Did you tongue his butt? Tong butt. Tong butt. When as soon as you saw a bottle, it was like, I'm gonna tongue his butt. But so, but those numbers for San Francisco are small balls. Those are good numbers. And I walked all over the city and I felt very safe.

And Chloe and I actually, after dinner, I think it was Friday or Saturday night. Saturday night, we walked from our dinner and we're like, it's like a 58 minute walk. How about we walk for 20 minutes, walk off some of this dinner, and then call an Uber. But then all of a sudden, we walked like 30, 40 minutes, kind of forgot to call the Uber. We're like, okay, let's call the Uber. Now we can't get reception. There's no Uber's around.

And now we have to walk under three different freeways. And I'm like, and Chloe's like, this is how tourists get murdered, right? And I'm like, absolutely. Like, we could get murdered. I have like, I'm wearing a nice watch. Chloe has your jewelry on. We weren't expecting to be in these streets like this. And guess what?

Didn't see any more. Right. Didn't see any homeless or unhoused population. What happened to bums, Adam? And why at the tailgate didn't you say, thank you Gavin Newsom for cleaning up the city. Thank you. Because I don't think it was Gavin. I think it was, there's a new man.

and people are just talking about this mayor in San Francisco, like he's a god. Chloe was just at the bar waiting, like I was doing some work and she was just waiting for me. She said, she heard two different conversations where people out of the blue were just like, oh, thank God for the new mayor. I'm like, people just love this guy. Yeah. And if we knew his name, we would say it. Yeah.

But whatever they did, they, yeah, I don't know what his name. They definitely power wash the whole city. They did something with these homeless people because. and these drug addicts because they're normally there and they just straight of weren't. Every morning the streets were like wet. I think they were like going around and just hosing down the city every night. I mean, they do that. They do that every night.

I think they added soap. I think they added soap. Jesus. His name is Daniel Lurie. Daniel Lurie. Oh, yeah. No, we knew that. Yeah.

Mayor Daniel Lurie. Big shout out. Lurie. And I like people are just going, oh, he's really saving the city. all he's doing is saying, I watch an interview of him going like, yeah, you're not allowed just to do drugs in broad daylight on this sidewalk anymore. If we see you do that, we will arrest you. And you're like, yeah, that should be just a law wherever. Yeah, 100%.

Although I will say walking around drinking in your own neighborhood with a coozy on the can. And by the way, there's levels to it. Because I saw this woman smoking a joint. And I'm like, hey, that's cool. I like it. This is the city. You can walk around. You go, girl.

Smoking joints. You couldn't help but say it. Yeah. And it's fine. And if, you know, you see someone just pocketing in a beer, but keeping it low key, I think that's cool. Now, if you see someone fenty folding with her asshole in the sky and all of a sudden you start to lick his butt, then all of a sudden is bringing the worst out of you because you're licking butts in the middle of the daylight. And then he's fenty folding. Yeah, okay. Okay. And now you got my vote, bud. Congrats. Holy smokes.

I like that hard. Lurry. I'm going up against Gavin. I like that heart stance from you. What happened in brown bag in it? Brown bag in it? Remember brown bag in it? Like you just drink out of a brown bag? Like a 40 in a bag or like a tall can? Well, I think it can be anything in a brown bag. As long as the bag is brown and it's a bag. Yeah. I think the cops got on to us. They didn't know what was in the bag. Yeah, I think they might have. They might have started to figure that. that one out. Hey, we should, this could be a

break off for gotcha bitch, the dog prank show where it's like you're pranking cops, like, you got a brown bag and then they like take it in this. Oh, and here it is. Like you drink out of it like this, right? And then what is that? You take the bag down and then it's just a fucking

middle finger. That's kind of cool, man. It seems like a fun time to test authority. To our loyal listeners, I had my middle finger out. And can we, can we broach this? Can we breach broach this topic? Breach and broach.

Breach and broach. Do whatever you want to do. I'm on YouTube. Our channel gets suggested to me. I click on our... Are we there even there anymore? It's just clips. And listen, guys, gals, what-nots.

I know it's just a big commercial for like nine minutes and then there's 30 seconds of the clip. Right. I don't love it either. Right. You guys are telling us you want us back on YouTube. And I don't know what to tell you. the world is moving fast. We're just trying to keep up.

Absolutely. Hey, our favorite corporate overlord, they came calling. Yes, they did. They came calling. We're team Netflix. And I guess you could call us sellouts, but like, this isn't, this isn't for community service, although sometimes it feels like it. You're welcome, Blake. Thank you.

This is our job. And look, maybe we had a mom and pop hardware store, and Ace came knocking, and now it's an ace hard. Ware store brought to you by yours truly. By the way, love Ace is The Place. That's right. Ace is the place. And I feel for you. I know you wanted to see us on YouTube.

Sure. Think if you get subscribe to Netflix, you'd get all sorts of other benefits. You get to watch Wednesday. I also feel like Netflix is way better. It's way better. I'm more team Netflix. I know that's, I know people love YouTube. And I get that.

We love YouTube. But I'm still, I'm still not on. I don't have a YouTube TV. I go on YouTube so infrequently. It's only to figure out if I'm like, I, to look up what like a Zotman curl or something at the gym

where I'm like, what exactly is a, and then I look it up and you're like, oh, okay. Do you fix things around the house ever? No, no. It's great for that. If you want to like, be like, why the fuck is the washing machine making this noise? Yeah.

I go on YouTube and it's, it's so much easier than just calling somebody and being like, so that was $200? Okay. And the guy just looking at you like a freaking dumb der, bud. Yeah, there's some, there is some content on YouTube. I like, like, you know, like all the Easter eggs and like the newest Marvel movie and all that. Like, shout out to screen crush, you know, like that kind of stuff I have to go to YouTube for.

Here's what I'll say. That I do miss a little bit and maybe Netflix will find the way to incorporate it. I like the comments on YouTube. I like building the community. A lie. But with that said, hey, just go to our Instagram. Yeah. At Pot Important.

Yep. And unload the comments. DM Blake. Demand me, whatever you're saying on YouTube. Demon. I'm like, we're on Instagram. We're on other things. Yeah.

We're still very free, the audio version. But if you want to see these and... Oh, boy. And if you are listening, he's squeezing his nipples. What are the rules with nudity on Netflix? Can I show my butt? There are not. There are none.

None. If you want to see that, Oh my God. Oh my God. What are the rules? What are the rules? Wait, wait, hang on a second. Hang on a second.

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I didn't realize you, I thought you had a good ass. What are you talking about? What do you want to see the pro? That was very... Adam, every time Adam wants to just... No, that's not a good ass. It's like kind of... No, no, no.

Stop. Well, now you're flexing. Now you're flexing really hard. What are the rules, Netflix? What are the rules? I don't know what they were, but we're going to find out. Nothing's going to change. What are the rules?

Isaac's text. You can't do that. I hope this becomes a clip on YouTube. Listen, YouTubers, we love you. Yeah. We love you. That's where we started. We love the tubes.

This is the fickle business. This is just a fickle, fickle business. We're trying to keep above water. Yes. I know you can say you hope we drown. I can't drown. I'm really good at swimming. So good that I'll keep my boys with me.

I'll drown. I'll drown. I got you. Thank you, brother. I got you. Speaking of drowning, do not jump off the cruise ship. The cruises right. Absolutely.

Cruises all week away. All week away. Is that right? If this comes out, this comes out Tuesday, we're on the boat. Yeah. Oh my God. We're on the boat. Dude, I am so bloated just from Super Bowl week.

That's why you got to do. You got a cleanse like me. Look at me. Dude. What are you weighing? What are we doing? I weigh one 99 right now. It has to stop.

I'm a hundred and eighty-nine pounds. That is, that is 11 pounds more than I weighed before leaving for the Super Bowl week. Guys, I'm at one. 69, dudes. And I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. And that's pretty good for me. Okay.

That's pretty good for me. And what is the point? Yeah. Is it just the number that you're trying to share? No. That's that's low. And that's like pretty skinny. You're like six feet tall.

That's like very lean. I haven't ate for three days. I'm fucking starving, dude. That's just what you do. Oh, well, what are we talking about? I'm starving. Well, we, by the way, a cleanse isn't starving yourself. That's starvation.

That's what I'm doing. A cleanse is like you, like you drink certain juices and you try to cleanse. Which by the way, that's lame. Don't even do that. That's also starving. Just eat food, but eat less of the food that you want to eat. Well, you know what I'm doing, and this isn't, I know it's a, it's the pod. I got it for free, but I saw it in the closet and that's where I was kind of like, oh boy.

I went with the kachava. You guys got those kachava bags? I like it kachava. Dude, I'm having kachava just about every day, if not every other day. Now, what do you guys do with the kachava? Okay, because I put it in this. Put the water in there, and then I do this. He's explaining how we all do it.

How to shake the water bowl. Yeah, yeah. And then I chug it up my butt. Oh, I think, okay. So. Oh, plot twist. So I thought it was a shake. I was going to do it in a Nutra Bullet and a blender and mix it with banana.

No, you just add water. Do you add protein powder to it? No. I mean, I think you can add whatever you want, but it's a meal replacement. Oh, is it? I thought there's protein in it. It's meal replacement. I'm using it as my food.

Sorry. Hand of God. I thought there's protein already in there. I think there is. Didn't you read the bag at him? You got to, I think you read the ad. I got to, here, I'm going to go here. I think everything you added is in it.

Go grab it. And Cachava, we're really putting you on. By the way, Cachava, dope name. Finally, it's just us. Great name. Fun to say, fun to tell people about. And I realize that this isn't like a sponsor for the pod and I, you know, I, but I'm doing it. What do you mean?

They're trying to be. That's why they sent it because they want us to. It's delicious. Try it out and then we can have By the way, there's nothing worse than doing ads where I'm like They're great. Hate it. Cachava, I'm in.

Would love to do an ad. Yes. Which is kind of what we're doing. That's how they got us. They fucking tricked us. They're never going to pay us. They fucking got us. It's kind of the same way that Twin Peaks got me

by sending me this mouse pad. And now I look at it. It's all it takes. Every day. Okay. Okay. What flavor is that? What flavor do you got?

So this is macho. And I have a vanilla one that is the one that I used, but I couldn't find the better. I like strawberry. I got Asahi and chocolate. So here's what I was doing. And this is why, maybe why I'm having a hard time losing with. I was doing two scoops for 240 calories. Yeah, you're supposed to.

You're supposed to. But then I was adding pizza. Then I was adding protein powder, which is probably another 250 dollars. Then I was adding banana. Then I was adding. almond butter. Right. So, you know, then this went suddenly to like an 800 calorie.

Adam, it says meal replacement. Yeah. Like, you're not supposed to make it a meal on top of it. But I was blending it. Yeah. No. So like, instead of eating lunch, have the shake, maybe have an apple. Yeah.

Apple as well. But don't. An apple. But don't also add cheese. Yeah. Here's the bummer. Here's the bummer. I'll tell Kachava this.

I was reading about it. it online and apparently they just changed the recipe from coconut milk to oat milk and everybody says that it used to be better used to taste better. I think it tastes fantastic. I do too but next time you try it do you taste the

oateness. I love that taste. I feel like when I burp after using it. Well maybe you go and you get on eBay, Blake can do it for us and you get the old bags. We find them old bags. Someone that bought a ton. Now they got it. Some of that crystal Pepsi, a couple of Taco Tacos. Yeah, yeah. What's your guys' favorite dairy alternative because I like oat milk.

I think the flavor of oat milk is delightful. I don't believe in them. What? Why? I'll drink an almond milk every once in a while, but I also don't drink milk, really. I'm an adult man. I drink whiskey. Sure.

Sure. I guess I'm talking about when you get like a coffee with with the dairy. I'm just going to go cut trees. See you. When you get like a coffee with dairy in it, which I don't always do, but when I do, I don't. If I have a latte tooth. I don't.

Okay. But go ahead. Well, you said, when you, and you're putting that on me, as if I'm a bitch. I'm like, do you get almond or oat? Because I get oat, and I think it tastes delightful. I like the taste of it. I will say, if you use oat milk to make macaroni and cheese, it's fucked up. It's not good.

It's bad. It's actively bad. So you have standards. Okay. Next. Can we move on? Next. Next.

My parents are in town. My parents are, guess what, living with me indefinitely straight now. And they just got, they were in town taking care of my son when I got back from the Super Bowl. And it's awesome having them here, but they want to eat so much food all the time. Oh, yeah. Give them a kachava. Hit them with some kachava. Every meal is like, is an event.

When I'm just like, I don't want to eat until the goddamn cruise because I am morbidly at these. I feel like a melted. candle. Chava, Mama. Do you guys think the food's gonna be good? Food on the crew is gonna be good. Oh, yeah. I think so.

I think it is. Good, good, good. And, yeah, there's a ton of different options, too. Well, do you think that that is just because, you know, they're just kind of getting right? They just moved in, right? My parents, yes. Every meal can't be a fucking event for the rest of our lives. When I wake up, when I wake up, when I wake up, first thing my mom asks, what do you want for dinner?

It's like 7 a.m. And I'm like, what? Well, she's going to the grocery store, right? She's keeping it fresh. Exactly, but she goes every day. I'm like, well, I don't know if you get a bunch of groceries. And then throughout the week we can just make stuff. And she's like, yeah, no, this is, I think it's a thing for her to do, which I'm like, okay.

But I'm also like, let's plan this dinner around like 4 p.m. Here's my question. Here's my question. Adam, if you, are you in the world where you can say, hey, mom, surprise me? Or are you too much of the control-free, where you're like, I needed to be something in my wheelhouse. No, I could, but also like, I don't want to eat lasagna every night. What?

You know what I mean? Newsflash, Garfield. And you think that would happen? Yes. And I don't want her to make lasagna. And then now I'm like, I have the tiny suburb of lasagna or whatever. And it's a bit of a thing. Right.

You think you'd have a tiny bit of lasagna. Got it. Yeah. We live so close to the best. Mexican restaurants. Yeah, yeah. On the planet, like the, on my little peninsula, there's like five fantastic, great, authentic Mexican food spots. And my mom goes, I know what I'm going to make tonight.

And I'm like, what's that? And she's like, it's my special thing. I was like white woman, and I'm like, enchiladas. White Omaha. Yeah. I'm like, but it was like first night. So I'm like, okay. With extra paprika.

And they were objectively bad. Some Mrs. Dash in there? They were bad, you know. Dude. Yeah. I grew up in an Iowan household with a mom attempting to make Mexican food. And yeah. Yeah.

The gringo Mexican food is on another little. My other, my mom's other dishes are perfectly good. They're good. Yeah. The opening night, like, I'm going to knock their socks off with these fajitas. Does your mom put hell of black olives in all of her Mexican food? feel like white people overcompensate with like lots of black olives in their Mexican food. Is that?

Is that off base? No, no, no, no. And we'll leave that there. Is that off base? That's how you feel about the whites. Got it. We just had the, what was the like El Paso brand back in the day? I think it's El Paso.

It's like you just picked up the mix that went in with the meat. I think that's right. You didn't go Lowry's? Hey, that's exactly what we did. And hard shell taco from El Paso. Like you just, and you just lined up the buffet. We had mission, we had mission tortillas. Oh, you fancy.

Shout out. We fancy. Shout out. I still do that. I still do that. I'm like, I'll throw a dad's taco night where I'll do like the taco bars on me. We do, we do taco Tuesday. Yeah.

I should do it every Tuesday. It's just easy. See, to me, I'm like, I understand it's easy. It's fine. But we're incapable of doing it well. No, bro. When there is, when there is three blocks away. Just get black olives.

You could go buy 10 tacos for the. family or whatever and you just bring it home and they're the best tacos you've ever had. No, no, but yeah, but you kind of want to have the shitty tacos at home so that when you have the good tacos, you go like, whoa, dude. And then later in life, you go, don't you ever think back and you're like, damn, I miss my mom's shitty-ass taco. No. See, sometimes I do.

I don't. Sometimes I dream the shitty tacos. Sometimes I miss that shitty ass taco. Yeah, I know there is a nostalgic. As soon as you bite into that meat with that El Paso, like fucking shit, you go, ooh, it's like having a Big Mac. It's never changed. It's always tasted the same.

Yeah. And I don't want one. Dude, I had McDonald's for the first time in months years. The cause of diarrhea. In years. Yeah. And maybe a couple months ago now. But it tasted so delicious, like scientifically delicious.

It's gotten a little better. That I was just like. Like, this is, it looked like shit. It didn't particularly smell that good. And then I ate it and I was like, this, I was taking the tiniest bites because I didn't want it to end. I got like one cheeseburger because I didn't want to be a fat fuck. And then I'm like eating it so slowly. And, oh, it was so good, dude.

McDonald's. I will say, I went for years not having it also. And then I was driving from here to Oregon. and I was making a stop and it was late and the only place open was McDonald's and I'm like fucking who gives a fuck go for it but I always will probably pick a different option if there's a stop or something

I go in I it's never subway I get the chicken sandwich like spicy chicken sandwich Okay go on king I bet it's bag It's late no one's really there It's made for me

Right freshy Freshet Freshet Unbelievable great So good. Isn't it the best? When fast food really tries. Burt the shit out of my mouth.

Oh, you got to do that. That's part of the game. I was eating too fast. Chloe gets McDonald's once a week, at least. Maybe twice a week.

Just herself. She'll just like, keep her. She'll hit me up and be like, hey, are we eating dinner together? And I'm like, no, I'm just eating 9,000 calorie chakabba. Right.

Hot, hot, hot, hot. What place is? I'm just fucking up Cachava. What flavor of Cachava did meat lovers? It's all good.

I put a slim gym in there. Nothing. And then she'll sneakie go eat some McDonald's. What's her order? She gets in a Mick Fish or whatever they call? Oh, I hope not.

She gets a double. She gets two cheeseburgers. Oh, classic. That used to be a number two. And now it's like a number six. It's somewhere. It got pushed.

Got pushed down the line. Super Bowl. 69 D- But what a bummer for that meal That was a two Forever because it's two

Cheeseburgers And they were like We're done here No Number two Yeah Number two Just ketchup

That was my youthful order Now I Blake what did you eat For the Super Bowl At my home Wherever you were Cachaba bro Jesus

Fucking Cachaba Is that right You ate Cachava You haven't eaten any solid foods For three days You had a Chaba for the Super Bowl? You're watching the Super Bowl at home on the couch and you're eating

Chachava? I told you. I'm going into detox mode. Why wouldn't you go to detox the day after? If that's the case, you have to be the face of Cachava. Young Cachava? I like that. Because did you see on this daily show, they asked RFK what he would have?

He's like, well, you know, I only eat meat and like live cultures. Live humans. I would eat yogurt. And it was like, what? I like that. You eat yoga. No, we had a few people over. And I, uh, my, my daughter made deviled eggs.

So I did have that. I had to, I had to support that. Nice. Awesome. Chabba threw some, how were they? How were they? They were a hit. She won't hear it.

She won't hear it. She's a fan. They were a hit. They were a hit. Okay. They were creamy and delicious. Um, yeah, I had a couple of chicken wings as well. Yes.

Chicken wings and eggs. What the fuck? Wait, so you weren't, okay. Look. So the whole thing about the kachabab. was a joke? Or you had both? I had Kachava the next morning. You guys are right. I

did pace my dog. I didn't hit the ground. Cachava. Because sometimes, we're trying not to jump on you, and now you're like inviting you. I'm lying. You like it. Now you're lying. Now you're just straight lying to us. Hey, so thunderstruck me, bitch. That's what I do.

Are there any tapebacks, any apologies, any epic slams here? You know what? Right out of the gate, I do want I apologize. Not to you bozos, but to anybody who saw me out and about or at the parties at the Super Bowl and I know my social battery was waning.

It was low. It was low. You were in the DJ booth. You like climbed up the side of the wall, like yelling at the DJ. Yeah. What are we talking about? That's my friend Micah,

Nudels. She's a great DJ from the Bay Area. Okay, but it seemed like your battery was... That was night too, so I still had a little battery left, but that might have been... The chabba is really messing with my vocal cords. No, dude, honestly, if you saw me and I didn't have that star-studied, Blake Anderson,

the energy that you're used to, that it's my bad. I apologize, my social battery was very low. That's why I had to escape to conquer and be with my mother. Yeah. I'll say my social battery was... too. Last minute, last minute, I got, we got into the box, uh, and we had two extra tickets. And Blake had stuck around town. And I was like, hey, Blake, maybe, do you want to take these tickets? Maybe you and your brother, you and a friend. And he says, no, I'm a bitch. Uh, no, you, then you, you, you're, you said you were taking back off to him.

Yes. I had already, I had already told my family that I was going to attend our, uh, a Super Bowl party. home and they were very excited by that and I didn't want to go actually I'm rescinding that I get that I went I went with I went the family route that is very kind of you thank you I think I have a take back I guys I don't I can't remember anything

we talk about on these things me neither and maybe I should start writing it down did that I take notes do you really no I'm lying yeah sure me all right here's a note for you bitch but yeah I just want to say shout out our YouTubers. Look, man, we're sorry

you're not along for the ride. We love you. Also, how, I'm on YouTube with you. I feel gross watching the super long commercials with the little itty-bitty tag on the end. But also... That's just the squirrel. That's just the squirrel we live in. Oh, is that what happens? I don't watch

stuff. It's like a long-ass commercial and then like a br-at at the end of you being like, dude, Thunderbutt and it's like, done-dun with the fucking thing. Oh, is that right? Ah, that does. Well, I don't. We're thinking about you guys.

We're thinking about to hear that. Anybody on YouTube, you should already have Netflix because you're watching Game Over, man. You're watching The Outlaws. You're watching Season 2 episode one. Is it Cake? Oh, so you took my apology and you turned into a call out. I am. I'm calling you out.

Got it. Got it. And Blake, I would like to apologize maybe once again to the Marriott people. The people that hired me for Marriott where I came with two hours of sleep, totally butcher. the song made up my own lyrics sold it though I sold it don't apologize Adam don't do it I sold it

I sold it no I really wanted to nail it I have you know you know me that's that's where I shine I shine in those song and dance moments and I feel like my my light was dimmed that day I was on two hours asleep and I just couldn't didn't pull it off but here's my question

don't you want them to just think you are worse than you are instead of you didn't bring it bring it We want the bounce back. Yeah. Because now I feel like there's an admission that they're like, oh. I didn't mean to. It was the lack of sleep.

It was the lack of sleep. And by the way, I sold it. And then the hosting of it that stuff that I had to do, I nailed that. Of course. It was just the song that I didn't, that I didn't nail. And then the, and then the party that I hosted and then brought up the All American Rejects. Yeah. Did great with that too.

It was just the song, and I would like to apologize to my ladies over at Marriott. You know who you are. There you go. Weird way to end up. See you. That was another episode. This is important. Important.

Like, shout out to the ladies of Marriott. Dude, the flat that you didn't end with Thunderstruck is. fucking that's I'm sorry. That's insane. I'm sorry. We're sorry. We're still on. We're still on. We can still, we can do anything. And I take back that ending. Wait, no, not quite. Dude. The fact that you didn't end on thunder suck, I was like, wait, wait, and.

Dude, I even sang suck my bud at the tail end. The ladies of Marriott, line them up. We want to say apologies, one by one. Well, we can't It's such a long intro Yeah, we can't afford that Okay, all right Later guys

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