This Is Important - Ep 289: This Cruise Was Important Part 1

Episode Date: March 10, 2026

Today, this is what's important: The first episode recorded on the This Is Important cruise. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Put your dick away. You're under arrest. Let's go. Look at this. P-N-O-O-O-T-I-I at C. I love it! This is beautiful. My God. Thank you so much for being here. He's the best.

I know you said that kind of sarcastically, the way you just said that, but that's just how you sound. Yeah, yeah, that's how I sound. We do actually want to thank you for being here. My God. Can you believe we made it? We're real happy you're here. Why are you saying it like that? I don't know what you're talking about.

I know that's just how he sounds, but we are actually really happy that you're here. Yeah. Yeah. Now we're cooking. It's so cool. I have love for all of you. I don't know why you're sounding like that.

I don't know what. We're very happy that you guys are here. I'm making some lifelong friends, I feel. Absolutely. Oh, shit. Are we going to have a reunion later? Like in a year? Later.

Maybe two years. Are we having a break? I'm like tonight. Should we have a reunion later at the bar? Okay. Yeah, at the Spinnaker Lounge, perhaps. I walked around the ship a little bit when everyone was gone

and I could just, you know, check out the ship. This is a beautiful ship. Beautiful, Norway. Thank you, George. It's beautiful. There's lots of places to drink. I'm pleasantly surprised.

I thought we were going to be on a total shit. Pile of shit. Yeah. Yeah. But? And why? And why did you think that? Because Isaac put this together.

Because Isaac put it together. There you is. That checks out. Yes. That checks out. Isaac's like, I don't know. I think it's going to be rad. I don't know. Have you looked into it at all?

Shit. No, it's going to be a boat. It's a boat for sure. Okay. Is it a ship or a boat? Isn't that the same thing? Fuck. Hey, by the way, shout out to all of us for surviving Mexico.

Yeah. Dude. Yeah, Blake wants to get on like your some serious shit real quick. I do want to get political for us. He watched the time for the first time today. Right up top. He's got words. Get Polly charged real quick.

My mom and my dad were texting me. They're like, just be careful. And I'm like, shut up. I'm fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. My parents are cool of you to not invite your parents. I invited mine, so I guess I love them more.

But what's up, mom and dad? That is true. Yep. And my parents were the exact opposite. I was like, I don't know. Maybe we don't go off the ship if they're saying to shelter in place. My mom's like, it'll be fine. You're like, your mom's like, I'm already on the beach blackout.

Yeah. She did have like straps of bullets across her chest. She was locked and loaded. Full bandalier. It was pretty cool. She was like Barb wire. I was thinking like, I mean, you know, God forbid. God forbid.

But I was like that would, we could easily walk into Netflix and be like, hey, we got a sequel to Game Overman. Yeah. And they're like, we need something more grounded. We're like, Adam died. It's real. He's dead. I'm dead. I'm dead and this is my hologram and I'm willing to star AI style.

That's Sean Aston. It's been Sean Aston for the last two days. Dude, I told you guys that I had an Uber driver one time that was like, man, you're an actor, huh? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'm an actor. And he's like, man, you've been acting for a long time. Damn, that's a cool sounding white lady. It's an old white woman. How did you not ask him where his accent was from?

Yeah, it's an old white woman. And this old white woman was like, you've been acting for a long time. And I'm like, oh, yeah, I mean, kind of a long time now, I guess. And he was like, since you were a kid. And I'm like, well, it certainly feels like it. And then he was like, man, I loved you in Goonies. Oh.

Popo Sao! Yeah. You thought I was Sean Ashton, dude. Hey, man. That guy's like 60 years old. You just got a nod and then say something super racist before you get out. Oh. So he's like, the Goonies guy.

she's sorry, she, the old white lady's like, the goody's guy said the thing I'm not going to say right now. What would be a thing? No, that's the fun about being live in the podcast. You guys can think about whatever you wanted it to be. It's really a choose your own adventure. It's a give, it's a take.

It's a choose your own adventure podcast. That's different. That's different and not exciting. I mean, I don't want to get into luggage talk since I know we all traveled here, but to me boy, too me boy. It just seems like a perfect opportunity. Did anybody arrive here inside luggage?

Yeah. Was anybody smuggled illegally or legally? Just asking. Okay, hell yeah. This guy. I think he's joking. Remember how Durs during Doodleywed game said my arch nemesis is wind? You're seeing it in real time.

Yes. This shit fucks me up, man. With like a little pinch of post item. The people at home that are accidentally watching us on Netflix are so confused right now. They're like, this is a podcast? We're lost at sea. What fuck is happening with this guy's hair? We're stranded.

We're fully stranded. I'm sorry. And I should have glued on my wig a little better because I feel like it's about to pop off this bitch. Some about to pop off. We go. It's been fun to get to know everybody on this ship. I feel like I've met individually everyone on this ship at this point.

And there was a, I wonder if they're around here. There is a couple two beautiful young ones. ladies that want to fuck Blake in the ass. It's a bagel. Yeah, I don't know if you've ran into it. But they came up to Blake. By the way, didn't mention it to me, but they go, hey, just so you know, I'm willing, we brought a strap on.

Yes. And I, and this is, and Blake, you told me, do you want to continue the story? Well, basically, well, you know, she was intoxicated. Okay. Here? Yeah, but she had. On this ship? Crazy.

surprisingly, but she had mentioned... I was intoxicated. She had mentioned that she said she would fuck me better than I've ever been fucked before. And I said, the bar is low because I've never been fucked before. Right, right, right, right, right. Allegedly.

No, no. You can cash that check. I don't know. I don't know. Sperm bank. I just want to party. Right to the sperm bank? Hey, look who's here.

Hey, all I'm safe. Oh my God, one of the blackouts himself. Has anybody at the blackout set where Atiba and Akko were blackout? Dude. That was classic. What a zombie this guy was? Oh, no, no. What?

He's still blackout. He can't put together a fucking sentence. He's still blackout. He's still blackout. And no words came out. Look at this, dude. Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you.

Thank you. Peace. Security, security. Get him. Dear God. Get him. Yeah. Okay.

Okay. Have your moment. Water trash. Frick to see you. You're off. You're off the project. Yeah. Teba, get the hell off stage.

We're live. He's taking photos. That's what he's good for. He's not taking photos. He's harassing me. He's been doing it the whole ship. He fucked me. Yeah.

I lied. That's why I said allegedly. That's exactly why I said allegedly. I'm not going to let her fuck me in the ass on the second day. Yeah. I have to see her again. I think it's day three. Today's day three.

Okay. It's tonight. Yeah. It's tonight. Oh, fuck. The clock. is ticking. Damn, I better wash my ass. Tonight's the night.

I mean, it was pretty cool that she gave me her business card and I checked it out. Okay. There's a QR code. Did you check out the QR code? Adam, I, no, I didn't. Oh, that sucks. There's men with their dicks in cages.

That could have been you, Blake. That could have been you. What happens after you place your dick in the cage, then where do we go with that? Honestly, I don't know. Oh, dude, what if it's like a shark tank and like girls are just like kind of kind of floating up to it trying to get to it. Netflix?

And you like sort of chum the water with it a little bit. I don't know how you would do that. How do you chum water? Honestly, I think if I told Chloe... You come, you don't chum. If I told Chloe that that's what happened to me on the cruise, I don't think she would consider that cheating. She was like, you were assaulted.

Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that the, like, get out of jail free card? Yeah, it's like, honey, I was, my dick was in a cage. Yeah, they took my kidney and blew me. It's in a cage, we're on international waters. What's the problem here? What's the problem?

A shark fucked me. You're telling me this is grounds for divorce? You're taking my child? Wow. Let the public decide. That's a bummer. I like the people that can. committed to watching this entire podcast in the hot tub.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Hell yeah. I like all of you guys. Yes. Okay. Well, I like you. Is this a hot tub?

Watching from the hot tub is so like MTV. It's fucking cool, dude. It's MTV Spring Break. I wish the homie Simon Rex was here. Yeah. Yeah. I wish we were wheeze in the juice. Oh, yeah.

Paulie Shore. Who else? Who else? Who else? Who else? Kurt Loder is probably giving us the news, right? I'm talking about my hair. Oh, God.

Dude, it's really hard, actually. Hey. What's up? And I hate to go there, but I am going to go there. Oh, do you. I am going to go there because I'm just kind of a nasty dude like that. How's everybody's shits going on the cruise? Not good, right?

Not good? Here's the deal. I, you know, I've shit my whole life since I came out of Mama's room. I've been shitting. I think I had a shit I've never had before. Netflix, we get in this? We getting this? And he just smashed the camera. His camera just fell apart after hearing.

No, I legit, like, it just felt different than anything I've ever had. I kind of either want to move on or hear more. The way you're not describing it at all. Well, it like started fast, and then it like slowed down. And then it kind of like, what's like, it was like, it was like. So it's like when you get to TCBY yogurt. and you don't know you've never been on this machine before so you crank it too much you slow it down

and then but then it kind of starts to then it starts to run out of yogurt and it makes the right right so you lost me until that explanation and now I get it now I understand exactly exactly what you're talking about

it was just like freestyle it was like playing like ducky jazz or something he's a scat man oh hey yes boys Pity-pop. Yes. Yes. Poet-pop-B-D-D-B-D-B-D-B.

Thank you. My God. First points of the T-I-I-C, I'll take them. Thank you. I was hoping you bros would bond with me on that shit talk, but I guess not. Yeah, you know, there's just like 2,000 of our closest friends here. Yeah. We all know.

We've all had 48 years. It's all not going great for us because we've been aggressively drinking for three days straight. But, you know. And only eating shrimp. That's all you've been eating. I've been having them bring me fistfuls of shrimp. I like, we have a concierge service in our room, which is very nice. And I haven't used it once.

I just keep going, God damn, I'm starving. They're like, well, you could call down for food. But by the time I realize I'm hungry, I'm like, I need it now. Yeah. Winning. Somebody help me. Yeah, I have not used the, what, how do you say it? Concierge.

Yes. I don't know that I've heard that word spoken aloud before. Concierge. What is a concierge's job exactly? What? I feel like we met him and then I was like, what? What they do is you go to them with a question and what they do is they concierge the situation.

Oh, shit. What is even the root of that word? Concierge. It's got to be French. It's got to be French. It's got to be French. It's got to be French. It's got to be French.

seems like it has to be French, but we are in international waters. That is true. So maybe it's a sea term. That could be. Has anyone stayed up the entire time so far? Is anyone on no hours of sleep? Who's on next to no hours of sleep? Who are the real soldiers? Okay, security, security? One guy, yeah. Get them. Get them, please. Yeah, what was, I feel like I would be a cop if I was like, What was the, like, the rules were, did people do a ton of drugs in Mexico and then get back on the boat?

Yeah, did you guys charge pretty hard? Yeah, you are sounding like a cop. So if you were to smuggle drugs onto the ship, exactly how would you do it? And what rumor are you staying in? Yeah, was anybody with a prostitute or anything like that? Did anybody kill anyone? No, just checking? Okay.

Well, that's fair enough. Did anyone have tacos? Whoa! Okay, okay, so you had tacos. Did anyone have cocaine snorted off their shoulder? Oh. That's kind of it. That's kind of what you're doing.

I thought this ship partied. What the hell, dude? Come on. It's nine three. Are people winding down or winding up? Okay. I hope we're winding up. You know what really bummed me out is when I found out that we have to disembark the ship at like 8 a.m.

Yeah. Holy shit. They just slowly start to sink the ship And if you're in your cabin You're thal-da-da-da-da-da-k Points, I guess I don't know, yeah You want to give them

I'll give you points for that I like that Yeah Wait, Isaac, why didn't you tell me that? We have to leave at 8 a.m. Well, not tomorrow. Everyone's just going to stay up Until you disembark, right?

Yeah. This is only, this is only, we still have a whole other day I knew that I knew that You thought we were leaving tomorrow? I asked the concierge I asked

the concierge I just call him homie you know what you're just like homie Well you, his name was Jerry So that's what you thought The consigere Concedger Okay, okay I'll give you on

Points! I'm racking those points You're killing it today Adam How truly terrified was everybody Night One? My God Wait, are you saying night one in Tampa?

Because that was fucking terrified. Yeah. Tampa's wild. Tampa is wild. But you were talking about night one. No, I was talking about night one on the ship, but I was like, my God, I knew it was scary when I was asking the security guards. I'm like, it's normally like this. And they're like, no, it isn't.

Yeah. Hang on, I'm texting my wife. No, it isn't. I've been on a hundred of these, and this is one of the worst. And then the next day, I asked the same guy. and he goes, no, it wasn't that bad. I'm like, you son of a bitch. You fucking liar.

You said it was really bad last night when you were scared. And now that we made it out alive, you're like, it was fun. Wasn't a big deal at all. It was shady. We had to cancel the podcast night one because it was so windy. And then it's been very pleasant. And then we start the podcast, and my wig is blowing off. And my wig fell off.

I'm good. It looks kind of cool, right? I look like Renegade, Lorenzo Llamas, sort of. Yeah. I've watched more workaholics. They're showing it on the TVs in your cabin. See, you guys see that? That's kind of cool.

I've watched, uh, hey, turns out that's a pretty funny show. He's the based. I like that show. Yeah, I was, uh... Why do I feel like people are in their rooms watching that and not here watching this? There are some people that are like, I'm like, I'm fucking... It's just a little better. I drank with that guy at the casino for about 11 hours.

the other night. I'm good. Yeah. I am good. I feel bad for everyone I was gambling with. I feel like I was, what was that movie? The Cooler? William William Mason. Yeah. Where he just shows up at a casino table and no one makes any money. Yeah.

That was me. Anyone I was around, they're like, oh, cool. Adam's sitting next to me. Fifteen minutes later, they're like, get the fuck away from me. You've ruined everything. Oh, hell yeah. Adam. Yo, get the fuck out. I lost $500 in like 11 minutes. What the hell? Yeah.

That's bad. What's your game? It was roulette. And then I played Blackjack and I started to win. So I see the six-man people, the people that put on the cruise just shaking their heads. No, you love the casino. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you love the casino.

Losing money is kind of more fun than making it. It's actually more fun to be in the casino. Because it's like, oh, everyone gives you attention. What was me? I hosted the Weezer cruise, maybe on this cruise ship. I don't know. Hang on. Let's see here. In 2000, this is it. In 2012, and

they gave you a microphone and they were just like, yeah, whenever you want to talk into the mic, just fire it up and you can talk to the entire cabin and I'm like, awesome. They never met you? It's going great for the first like two hours. I'll just fire it up being like, come on down to this

bar, we're having a great time. And then they give me some chips to go to the casino and then I go to the casino and I'm just bad at gambling. I don't know what to do. I'm like, well, okay, 19 blackjack, hit me. And so I suck. And then I lose all my money, and then I turn on the microphone, and I'm like, don't come to a casino.

Whatever you do, don't go out of a casino. And they were like, can we see that microphone real quick? Yeah, real quick. Was that your asshole? That's you farting into the mic before you give it back. Yeah, right here. That's kind of genius. They're like, Adam, you don't get the mic anymore, dude.

Wait, wait, hold on. All right, keep it. Fuck you keep it. This is your new bit. This is your Gallagher routine. Yeah. Fuck having some watermelons to smash. You have a...

There it is. There's a lot of power there, dude. It's kind of cool. It works for me. If you guys want to try, put the mic to your asshole. No, I don't even have to fart, actually. Come on. There's...

GERS, give me one. Can you give me a double bubble? You'll see. Here you go, ready? That was a good one. How are you going to do me like that? Okay, okay. Give me a double bubble.

No, I don't trust you. Come on. I lost your trust. That's how I lost it. Give it to him. Please. No. All right, give me a double bubble.

That was actually a beat. Very good. That was a beat right there. Dersh, can you freestyle real quick? Yeah. The ducie is feeling loosely down my leg. Right said Fred. I love that.

So my sister has a new boyfriend and he's on this cruise with my sister. Here we go. Chris Cruz. He's so nervous right now. He for sure didn't know a lot about our show and doesn't really know about it. It's okay. Yeah. It's okay.

He's a nice guy. He's an educated man. He didn't know about the podcast, really, and he's in shock. He has to be, right? Imagine just entering this world to mean like, what the fuck? Why? What's so bad? Yeah.

What? What, dude? Welcome to the family. You're one of us now. Guys, I might just be up on the top deck doing that the rest of this cruise. Wish you wouldn't. Wish you wouldn't. That feels right.

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Listen to Love Trapped on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast. or wherever you get your podcasts. Has anyone had the pleasure of running into Penny or Dennis Devine on this cruise? Okay. Popular. They're getting around. They're getting around. Yeah, they're having an absolute blast.

And I could tell by how many people come up to me and go, your mom was so drunk. Oh, boy. I'm like, hey. I'm her offspring. You got this. You got this. Makes sense. Apple doesn't...

From the... ...grass of the tree braids. Yeah, that had zap. That had sop. Takes one to be a son of one. No, we're a slurry family. That's for what we do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we slur our words. Your name when you got

to America from... We're Ireland or some shit. We was slurry, and they were like, let's change it to Divine. Divine. We could go under the radar. No one will know. You know, we looked up, like, our lineage of our name's divine, and it's either we were like... a royal family, the divine family.

Of course, of course. Or people that think they're hot shit. Right. Your boobs are huge. And they're actually not. They're pieces of shit. And it was like a way that, for people to make fun of you. They're like, oh, this guy thinks he's divine.

Oh, like it was a, like he, uh, sarcastic? Yes, I was going to say hypocritical, but that is not the word I was looking for. I'm struggling, guys. I'm struggling. Just kidding. I'm sharp as attack. Isaac, I need a beer, man. Can I get a beer?

Beer us all, Isaac? Beer us all. Beer me. Beer us. Who got Isaac's nipples on their key card? That's pretty fun. Wow. That was a pretty fun thing.

I requested his pink asshole, but that's where he drew the line. He almost didn't put his nipples on that. His 12-year-old son was like, Dad, what are you doing? Don't do that. And he's like, it's for work. Yeah. He just walked in on him doing it.

Lolo in the bathroom. Taking photos, taking nopless photos of himself in the bathroom. Sit down, son. We need to talk. There's certain ways to make money in the world. This is what your father does for work. He's crying. Well, don't you have other clients?

No, they all fired me because I spent all of my time with these three idiots. Goodbye. Used to be four. R. IP, Kyle. He's dead to us. We do miss him, though. We do miss him. Yeah.

Which, by the way, I play. the pickleball tournament, and me and TK, we did win that final game. We did take the championship. By like a lot? No, it was tight. Oh, shit. What in the Kazumel just got dropped on me? Oh, my God.

Hey, Blake, it's the right size. Holy moly. Holy moly. Wait, now, wait, how do I drink it? I think you know how. But can I just say something real quick? What's weird is that that's like the size of a child. What?

Well, now you fucked up. Now I'm... Hey, Ders. And I don't think it's funny at all. And actually, surprise, surprise, I rerouted us to Epstein Island. Hey, oh. Too soon. St. James.

Actually, it could also be the size of a fully grown little man with a huge cock. Yeah, that's huge. That's huge. You're saying it's Bobby Lee? Oh, okay. Yeah, where is... He's not here to weirdly defend himself, guys, so give him a break. All right?

I'm going to take a sip and see if it tastes any different. Whoever said that's going to get his asshole in their mouth tomorrow night. It's buttery and salty tasting. Actually, I think you got a... Okay. All right. It exploded on my veins. Yeah, that's how that works.

And it made me jizzed my pants. Okay. Netflix is immediately... going to revoke their contract with us. They're like, you know, we take it back. Hit him with the dun-na. Go back to the tube. Hey, it's a...

Dung-dun. But weirdly, Hulu is like, Come on over. Come on over. Hulu's a freak. Yeah, you know, Hulu's nasty. Come on. Think about them peacocks.

Oh, shit. Okay, let's rank freakyest streamer to least freakyest streamer. Oh. Fubbo. Yeah. Fubbo is... Tubey's getting fucked.

it nasty, dude. Oh, Tooby. Tube's into one of those cool, like, like, multi-relationships that I don't even know how to describe. Polyamorous. There it is. There it is. Hey, Adam. He's like, one be good. One be good. To be better. Yeah, I knew

a big word. How'd you add that on the tip of your tongue like that? I don't know. What's on the tip of your tongue? I'll show you what's on the tip of my tongue. Okay. And was that rinsed before you put a You know, as soon as I took a drink, I'm like, I did not rinse it out. So I am I? Wait, okay. So you bought that?

I did buy that. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. See, I, here's what the whole audience thought, and what I also thought, was Isaac bought it as a prank to pull on you. But you saw this, what Ders explained as a little boy, hard cock. That being said, if that's your little boy's hardcock. You're very proud. in the store, and you're like, I gotta have it. No, that's not exactly how it went.

It was more that he couldn't speak. Durs. And he's like, Blake, I think this has your name on it. And I was like, yeah, my boy knows me. That's right. Contrary to last night's, what was it called? Doodley Wed game. Did anybody go to the Doodley Wed game?

Yeah, that was fun. Yeah, that was a good time. I didn't know the rules at all. I still am struggling with those rules. but that was fun. This is what I discovered afterwards. Nobody had to go backstage. She could have just asked the questions

and one of us could have written it down. And then the other one would have just been like, okay, I think you said this. Shut up, bitch. Why did we go backstage? Well, because then you could tell how long they're writing and you could sort of see what they're writing.

There's reasons for a shit. I need more reasons. Ders, you know it's a real game, Like the newlywed game, it's a format that's been proven over time. It's a super successful game. No. See, this is why Durs had trouble in school. It's because a teacher would do anything and he'd be like, no-uh.

Hey, you could take this Shakespeare and fucking suck it. Ish. Uh-huh. You was a lot of Shakespeare in your high school? Didn't everyone have Shakespeare? Dude, I feel like my high school, they knew what they were getting. getting into. They're like, you're an R. R. L. Stein. You guys didn't have.

You guys didn't read Romeo and Juliet. We absolutely did not. And then you got to watch some movie where she was like naked and a child. It was fucking some Blake shit. Stop! Let's not get off the cruise saying that's what I am. But I'm not even joking. They showed us a movie that had like an underage

actress naked. Oh, and that's Blake's shit for sure. Naked child. And weirdly I watched it and I was like, this is some Blake shit and I hadn't even Met him. Yeah. What the hell?

And putting it all together now on the Norwegian jewel. Wait, so that's a... Wait. Wait. Yeah. Was that Kate Winslet? No. That's Titanic, bro.

Oh. Well, no. Yeah, Leo was in both... Romeo and Juliet. It's before Leo and Claire Dane. There was another movie... Oh, my God, Romeo. It existed before...

Yes. The movie with the six soundtrack that we all had. I'm 64 years old. We know, yours. This was like an 80s joint, and it was like soft lighting, naked children. Oh, what the hell? The 80s was wild. The 80s was a wild time.

My assistant Michelle, she met a woman who said that she had no idea what this podcast is or who we are. But she goes on every six-man cruise. And she is here. and she has to be shook. That Blake brought out this little statue of this naked little person and drank from his dick, and I'm very sorry for that woman.

We would like to buy you a drink under $15. There was also one that was just like just a cock. Yeah? But I saw that after that. I bought that and I'm like, am I really going to spend like $65 on cock mugs? Right, yeah. While I'm in Mexico.

Wait, hang on. I have a serious question. Please. Oh, God. Hit this with it. The scenarios that you have a son. Your son is in a horrible accident. Okay.

Maybe it's a cement truck situation. Sure. Dick, severed, gone. Yes. That's not what happened. Gone. I'm listening. Now I'm listening.

There's no way it couldn't happen is what the doctor said. Yeah. And he needs a transplant. Okay. But they can't transplant children's genitals. They only have adult genitals. they say we can give him some dead man's dick

dude, butthole you sign him up right? You sign him up and then he's pretty cool, right? He just walks around fifth grade like what up? Yeah, maybe in like

fifth grade, but he sounds like the white lady he sounds like yeah, what's up? Your cab driver? I'm a leon. Yeah, but then does that mean that he's going to have erectile dysfunction in like the ninth grade? Oh yeah. It's actually, it's the opposite.

What causes erectile dysfunction? Does the penis itself just run out of energy eventually? I have no idea. I don't know. I don't know why you're asking. Is the human? Yeah, yours. Explain to us erectile dysfunction.

I don't know. I'm not getting older. It doesn't happen constantly. Yeah. Is the human penis like a battery? The human penis? It just starts to drain. It's much like a social battery.

I'm not talking about a rhino's penis because rhino penises are hard all the time. that's why you have those pills in the gas station. Right now 5,000. We all know them. We all love them. Is that right? And by the way, if you're looking, if you have erectile dysfunction,

please visit hymns.com. Right. And type in code, this is important 20 for 20% off. Perfection. I'll take a hymns just to jerk off. I know. What?

Money bags over here. What's up, Mom? How are you? Is that how it works, though? Like, you take it and, because remember, like, when the pills came out, it was like, if you take it, you have a boner for just a day and a half. Sure. But now what is it?

When did the pills come out? Was this the 90s? In the 90s. We were children. You were an adult man. Yeah. So we don't, we don't remember. I don't know.

Pizza, pizza. I feel like they've gotten more nuanced where it's just like, you get the boner when you can take it before dinner, the dinner date, and then it'll serve you later, as opposed to when you take it, it's happening. That was Viagra. Huh. This is Viagra. Well, I remember taking, I took one of those gas station pills.

I love that there's also just a ton of people like holding their tongues. Like, they know the answer, but they're like, they're holding on another wife or girlfriend. They're like, honestly, I don't know. I don't even know. Real quick, my man in the borat, where you stand up, you look freezing. And I just want, I want everyone to see this so that it was worth it because you're like super cold. Looking good, dude. Respect.

Dear God. Tight butt hole. Wow. Hey, Atiba, you're facing the wrong way. Turn around. Get my man. Still facing the wrong way. Atiba. Atiba.

Atiba. Atiba. Ateba. Ateba. Your social battery. There it is. There it is. I love that.

That looks good on you. I remember when those gas station pills first dropped, and that was, that was dangerous. I remember, because I'm not, if I, if I have more than two drinks, my, my dick is very sleepy. Right, right. He's a sweepy, pee-pee. Okay. And so I was like, I had a girlfriend that was coming into town, and I was like, she was out of town.

I'm like, oh, look at this, this rhino, 5,000. And so I took one, it just says to take one. So I'm like, okay, and I took one. Yeah. I was hard for 11 days. Yeah. It was so off-putting that it was like I couldn't think of anything else. My eyes were yellow.

I remember. You remember that? Yeah, we went to Chip. You went to Chipotle with me. They're like, sir, your dick is in the beans. Yes. I kept fucking the guacamole. Sorry.

Holy guacamole. Actually, damn, I should have done that in Casumel. Yeah, hate up Chipotle in Mexico? No, fucked guacamole. Oh, yeah, it's gonna be that kind of party. Bola. We actually didn't go to a Mexican restaurant in Casamel. We went to an Italian eatery.

Oh, yeah. You're gonna wanna. Dude, my sister's boyfriend is Mexican. He knows the spot. And he was like, I'm gonna take you to the spot. and it was delicious. The cause of diarrhea. But by the way, the name was hilarious.

It was Guidos, which sounds racist. Yeah, that is. But it's been around since the 70s. If you're back in Cozumel, next time you're on a six-man cruise, go to Guido's. It was very, very tasty. But my mom couldn't wrap her head around that we were at an Italian eatery. Halfway through the meal. From the beginning of the meal, through halfway through the mill, she's like, wait, this isn't a Mexican restaurant?

And I'm like, Mom, you're eating pasta. She's like Lady in the Tramps a fucking pasta duttle. Yeah. What did you order? What was your play? I got a pizza. Jesus, Christ. Jesus.

So it wasn't even like a play, like a hybrid. It wasn't like. Blake, your hair's unbelievable right now. So sorry, guys. Just let it ride. Go back to your point. Back to your point. I just had to say that. Well, I was hoping it would be kind of like,

remember when we like did the episode where we go to hedonism. And we had like the Jamaican jerk lasagna. Yes, I remember that. I was hoping maybe you had like some kind

of enchiladas fused with lasagna. Honestly, that that wouldn't be too bad. But no, I mean, Mexican folks, they like you know, to eat all sort of delicacies.

They don't only want to eat tacos all the fucking time. Wait, are you speaking for the Mexican people right now? No, no, no. I was just going to say, I like when he's, says Mexican folks.

When white folks say Mexican folks, I like it. I'm living on a nightmare. I mean, right? Do people when they come, if they're from a foreign land and they come to America, do they only want to eat cheeseburgers and hot dogs? When they come to America.

They go straight to Costco and get a hot dog. They have to. The cause of diarrhea. You miss that one. You think Cisco's been on this cruise? No doubt, right? Yeah, I feel like Cisco's on the cruise circuit for sure. Yeah.

God damn it. I'm sorry you guys are here to see us and not Cisco. Yeah. That's on us. How cool would have been a sick reveal if we were like, actually, he's here! We'll chopper men tomorrow night. And that would have been worth the $2,500 it would have been to book him on this cruise. What do you suppose Cisco's real name is?

Jeff. Do you think it's his last name? Jeff Sisko? No, I think... Well, isn't Cisco, isn't that what you like, oil up something with? That's Crisco. That's Crisco.

That's Crisco. That's Chrisco. And now, as much as I like that one, because I suggested it. You suggested... What did you mean... What is that when you did that just now? Yeah, what did you mean to hit?

Because you could tell how bad... You can tell how drunk Blake is by how bad he is at the soundboard. And I think you're doing okay right now, which leads me to believe you gotta drink up. Isaac? Punk rock, getting radical. You got a beer for me, brother?

Uh-oh. Did you slurp this whole cock down? Moncrug, getting radical. It's really hard to drink. No, no, no, no. Well, drink it out of the side, dude. You don't have to drink it out of the hard coffee. If I don't drink it out of the hard cock,

what was the point to even buying it? Chuck, Chuck, Chuck. I think the best way to use this is to eat its ass. Just drink right out of the little boy's head. What even is this podcast, you guys? Very sorry for all the spouses that are just along for the ride. Isaac. Isaac Horne.

I'm getting radical. Should he show you guys his tits? Yeah. I think so. I think so. I think so. I don't like you guys tell me to show my tits. Yes.

Yes, Isaac, Hornet. International waters. I'm sailing. That's how it's done, Isaac. That's a good one. Thank you. You didn't lead with that? I told myself I wanted to, and then the dick came out, and I lost all my plans.

The dick came out? And the dick flopped out. I haven't seen any dicks on this cruise. Really? And that's okay. And you? Yeah. You have.

My own? Oh, well. I woke up this morning and I go, still there. You always check on it? You never know. When a kid's in an accident, he could lose it. That's true. That much is true.

I have not seen any dicks, but are you like, is this a call to action? No, said a liar? Who said liar? Lyer. I do think, like, someone's going to smush it up against the glass railing up here. Just totally like, p. Okay, yeah, what if you're like way up at the top and you did it? Like, there we get there it is.

Thank you, man. Thank you, buddy. Because that would be cool. Don't get them. Don't get them. Play it cool. Look at the yellow shirts. The yellow shirts were just like fucking zip line up there. Put your dick away.

Yeah. You're under arrest. No, no, no, no. No, the yellow shirts are fucking sick, dude. Yeah, we fuck with the yellow shirts. Yeah, these yellow shirts rip. Yeah. That's actually the party police.

If you're not partying hard and they make you party more. We saw two girls finger banging each other. No joke at the casino the other day. And Isaac was like to one of the yellow shirts and was like, maybe we stop this and they go, eh. Which I thought was fucking cool. Anywhere else, they'd be like, well, Jesus Christ, you can't finger bang each other. I'm like, whoa, hey, you're at the buffet.

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Oh, a ton of cool stuff, yeah. Yeah, we were talking about fingerpanking at the buffet. Oh, yeah, no doubt, no doubt. They didn't stop it, right? It was in the casino. It wasn't at the buffet. Oh, yeah. Well, I think it's happened on multiple occasions.

And then those fingers have been all over this ship. Yeah. Well, no, I'm sorry. I said the buffet. It was the chef. Yeah, it was the chef. Oh, it's been all over your food. Chicken fingers.

You need another four inches. Do you guys know what that's from? What's that? That, what, you're going to need another four inches? What is it? I was watching, like, football or some shit. And some, like, ladies walking around in this commercial, and he's trying to fit, this guy's trying to fit.

this guy's trying to fit a giant TV in the back of his car. And this lady goes, you're going to need another four inches. And my fucked up brain now just thinks in sound bites to text Blake. Yes. And I'm like, this is going to be perfect for the podcast. And you did the same thing with this one. By the way, I think we were the first to do this before. And now I've seen it online quite a bit.

But the, uh, do not come. I'm going to come. I'm pretty sure we were the first I'm gonna come Everybody's coming Yeah we claim that That's our claim to fame That's cool man

I hope that's why we get a fucking Walk a Fame star Yeah It's purely off of that Oh you think so? Yeah I think we can Do you think we will have a Hollywood Walk of Fame star?

This is important Right Is that the one with like the phonograph The like old fucking record player Because we're a podcast Because of our podcast. Yes, yes, yes. Jesus.

Well, because now they're giving like Grammys to podcasts, right? Oh, we're not winning. Thank you Grammys. Yeah. What, you don't think this is a Grammy-worthy podcast? That is weird. I'll say it.

No. In fact, I would look down at the Grammys if we won a best podcast. I'd be like, well, what the fuck are we doing here? What are we doing here? Other podcasts, they prepare, they have topics, they have guests, they have interesting topics. They don't have little boys. We do the fart things.

We do the fart thing. Yep. And that's the podcast. And it's fun and I love it, but we're not winning any awards. Who won? I hope to God not. I think Amy Poler won. I think Amy Polar won.

For what, being super funny? It's a pretty good podcast. Yeah, for being talented or really funny. And having on guests? Yes. Isaac, can you guys just please have on guests? If you have guests, more people will listen.

We don't need more people. We just need you guys. All we need is you guys. We don't want fucking Oh, this person's on a listen. Fuck out of here. That being said, we probably will at some point. But just to keep it going.

But, yeah, no, I feel like our guests would be like, Oh, good, a team is bad. You know, you want to try to get the most famous person possible to be the guest. and our guest will just be like my mom, probably. We'll get her three dirty martinis deep and have her come on the podcast. Adam's not even mine.

Oh, wow. How does that even work? We found Adam. Does Penny want to come out here? Should she be a guest? Penny. Penny. Can she be a guest?

Can she be a guest? I mean, come on up here, Mom. Kenny, come on. I think you should at least. We're trying to win a Grammy. We're trying to win a Grammy. This is going to be the episode that we submit for Best Podcast. Do we need a Grammy?

Slurping out of a little cock. We use a Grammy to get a Grammy. Oh, this is getting me excited. What is Penny going to bring to the table? Here she comes. And if everybody can stand and stand in school. Oh, my. If everybody can just stand and salute.

Boys and girls, show respect to Mama Devine. The mother of me and my sister, Brittany, Penny. Wow. You look gorgeous, Penny. You look glorious, Mom. And can you believe she is only 82 years old? She's looking pretty good for 82, don't you think?

That's right. Why are you guys sitting down? So disrespectful. Yeah, that was really dis- No, that's okay. You can sit down. So, Mom, you take a seat. You take a seat here, Mom. Penny, just sit on the table.

Take a seat, right there. Yeah, right now. Adam's going to drop down in the jazz list. Maybe we all just stand behind her. Blake wants to recreate the scene from Ghostbusters where Sigourney Weaver's taken by the monster arms. I don't. I don't want to recreate that.

Let's take, like, a cool, like, Sears photo. Mom, what has been your favorite part of the podcast thus far? There's not any. Oh, oh. Oh, burn! Yes, points. Damn. How did you come out with the hardest line yet?

What is that supposed to mean? You're not having any fun? Wow. Elder abuse. I'm holding on the microphone. You're not having any fun. Yes, I'm happy. Do not hit her poof.

I like the naked. I like the naked grandma stuff. Okay. Oh, interesting. And is that because you relate to the naked grandma stuff? Yeah. Do you do that one more time?

No, I'm not meaning to. I'm not meaning to the boat's Rocky. You're grounded. You're grounded. That's so tight. Adam, she's serious. You guys have any questions from my mother? Now this is the time she's in the hot seat right here.

That is true. Yeah, that is true. You want to ask me any... It's quite warm. Any questions about my youth or anything? She's here. Adam, don't take this the wrong way. We've heard all the stories about your youth a few times.

Yeah. We know them all. Okay, we have one girl right up front. Yes, Captain? Yes. What was the hardest, like, punishment or grounding you had to give to Adam and why? Okay, what really got Adam in the trouble? Good question, good question.

Well, and how she started it threw me for a loo. what was the hardest? Yeah. And then she stuttered on her words a bit. I was like, you're asking my mom this question. That's okay. That's all right. Hardest punishment or grounding. And why?

And why? Probably. Adam. My mom, let me hold on to the mic. It's inappropriate. Well, then hold on to the goddamn mic right. Oh. Oh.

Damn. Nucky grandma. Fiesti. He got in lots of trouble because he had a party at our house. where there was all kinds of alcohol and we all got in trouble and anyway

then he just got big time grounded and I told him he was going to have to pay for and did you ever beat him and why not? I should have I should have beat him but I do. I actually do think you should have beat Adam up a little bit. Beat him up? That's different.

Yeah, beat me up. Beating them up. is like, that's abuse. Just getting the beaten? No, Anders has brought this topic up kind of often that he thinks I should have been beaten more as a child. Or adult, young man.

Well, I have been beaten quite a few times as an adult. But, no, these people did not beat me. And look what happened. I guess it shows. Yeah, it does. But anyway, no, he just, they were good kids. Oh, well, that's not funny.

It's really cool that you get lumped in with your sister who was actually good kid. No, no, no. My sister was a bad kid. My sister was brought home by the police multiple times. Okay. She, uh, multiple times. Penny, who are these renegades you're raising? It sounds like you needed to beat them up a little bit. Beat them up. She'd been drinking and she got a flat tire and stayed with her car instead of drinking and driving. Ooh. I was intoxicated. I'm drunk now. So, anyway. High on meth. She was not.

You don't know. You never know. We don't know. We honestly don't know. They didn't test for meth in the 90s. That's right. But if someone was going to do it, it'd be a divine. It'd be Britney with an eye.

Yes. And why did you name her Britney with an eye? Because that is a renowned stripper name. Brittany said that her name was the slutty spelling because it ends in an eye. Yeah. Right. Yeah. But I don't think that's, that's not why we named her.

Also, did you guys consider the multiple different spelling? She just kind of repeated the question back. Yeah. So there's a lot of different ways to spell Brittany. Right. There's like Brittany, there's Brittany, there's Brittany with an eye. Right. Did you guys write them all out?

And I'm being genuine, as I always am. Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, right. Whoa. Pity, are you taking your shirt off? It's because it was kind of like a newer name. spelling like that was Adam is like a classic.

Yeah, give her the mic. Yes. Go sit down. You're grounded. Okay. Adam is classic. Brittany with an eye, kind of new. Yeah, I mean, and that was, we didn't name her after.

That was before Britney Spears and all that kind of crap. Otherwise, we wouldn't have named her that. We wouldn't have named her that. Anyway, but I, I love the name Brittany. Yeah. We love her. I love the name. Okay, thank you.

Payne, everyone. Penny Devine, thank you for coming. Thank you for birthing me. Thank you for birthday me. We do need more guests. I was wrong. Penny, you're the best. Thank you for coming on the crew.

You hear that Netflix? She's a star. Dude, look how much Yeagermeister is in her cup. That's crazy. Insane. She just drinks Yeager with a straw all day. It's fucking epic, dude. Your mom is badass, does.

Dude. I love... What's your mom's drink? My mom's drink? Vodka. Yeah. Just... Straight up. Just like... As she's shopping at the grocery store, she's like, let me just...

A little sippy sappy. Yeah, yeah. Take a little nip. It's like vodka sprite, which is kind of sick. Yeah. Yeah, that party that I had, that was actually a pretty big deal in our lives. I was grounded for two weeks. Can you believe that? You deserved it. Two weeks.

That's nothing. Yes, I know, I know, but my parents weren't good at disciplining, so two weeks was a big deal. And we had 26 counts of procuring alcohol to minors. Of wedding? Yeah. And then over a thousand kids were at the party. This is the way. And they had the one helicopter in Omaha fly over and use their life.

Dude, that's just like good PR for you. Yeah, I was sick. What year were you in high school? That was, I believe that was the year 2001 or perhaps 2002. What year were you in high school? Freshman, sophomore, junior, senior. 98 through 2002. So did you-

Jesus Christ, when you had the party, what grade were you in? Oh, the summer going into senior year. Okay, so, okay. Because what I'm saying is if you had that like sophomore year, you're riding on that for the rest of high school. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you would definitely parlay that. You're getting hand jobs from college girls

that are coming back to Omaha. Whoa. Oh, my God. Hand jobs. Yeah. That would have been a dreamt up true. Coming back to handjob a sophomore. That is pretty cool.

That's huge. Yeah, they're starting fires. You would have been like that. Who was that? Remember the Australian dude who just like got busted for the most epic party ever? He kind of was kind of wearing your gear sort of, but like a yellow hat. That's what I'm going for. Yeah.

He should be on the board. There's an Australian guy through a crazy party. The news was there and he was like, I'd do it all over again. Oh, yeah. And that's what the guy. from Project X, that's what it was sort of based on. Really? Yeah, I believe so. You remember that movie Project X?

Mm-hmm. That was a cool movie. I'm still gonna set it. Yeah, and the Australian guy was fucking sick. He was just like, fuck it is. Dude, Australian people fucking rocked, dude. There's a few here. Where are they at? I love me some Aussies. That's wild. Y'all came from Australia?

Hell yeah. We appreciate you so much. What did I say on the podcast not too long ago, Australians are the blank of blank. I think you were saying I don't even like repeating it. You said the Filipino people are the Australians of Asia. Of Asia, yes.

Which makes no fucking sense. It does make sense because every Filipino person I've ever met in my life I fucking love them. Okay. Okay. Much like every Australian person I've ever met, I fucking love them, mate. I've always said that you are all

psychopaths. I always said Australians are like the white Jamaicans. Okay. They're our Jamaicans. Okay. Sure. The white ones. The white ones.

Okay. I like that. That adds up a little more. It's just like an automatic good time. Okay. Okay. And we're done. Did I just break your brain?

Yeah, that's it. Now, are you DJing? I forgot they hate Jamaicans. Shouldn't have brought it up. What else are we doing tonight? I think I'm doing a karaoke thing tonight. That's going to be very fun. Yeah.

Do people have like, like, can people sign up? Do they have, like, songs ready? I'm sailing. I don't know how it works. I'm assuming there's a book and people choose the songs. That's karaoke. This girl's nodding, like she knows how this karaoke's going to work. Please don't stop the music.

I'm basically, I'm asking, are you going to perform? Please don't stop the music. Of course he is. If anyone here thinks they're getting the mic away from Adam tonight at karaoke, you're mistaken. I get my body moving straight. The words will be up there, so I'll know all the words. Okay, perfect. That's what's nice about the karaoke.

We have some cues and A's. Let's do it. I'm a dude. I told you, dude. You guys, there were some cues. We asked if you guys had any cues, and we have some A's. So you guys want to hear some cues and A's? Let's do it.

Let's show my... Show me the A's. Did you buy any Viagra at the Mexican pharmacy? Oh my God. Didn't need it. Did you? I didn't. The only medical thing I bought was in Tampa.

I did get my first IV ever, and I swear to God, I think my left hand is going to fall off. Yeah. Tampa. Why? Why do you think your left hand is going to? Because you jerked off so much afterwards. Because I've been beating my dick over there so hard. No, it feels like.

like there's like spiders in my veins. All right, man. Whoa, dude. I guess so. I don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no. I didn't buy Viagra in Mexico because I have

code this is important 20 at hymns.com. Fuck it. But no, I should have swung by a pharmacy. I like a good Mexican pharmacy. It's fun to go in there and just buy some stuff. And what's the deal? You could just go in and get whatever you want.

Yeah. Have you haven't been? I'm just helping you explain it to. Oh, yeah, no. I mean, these degenerates were all up in there. You went right there. Of course they were. Yeah, you went right there.

You went straight to the source. They're getting all the tramadol or whatever sort of ramadol, ramidol. Oh, ramidilers. Yeah, I know what you guys were getting. Xanax, Hela Xanax, Zani bars. Yeah, probably. Yo, who out there's going to die tonight, yo? No, don't do that.

Please don't do that. Don't cheer that. Am I right? You don't do that. Legally, we don't love that. And I'm asking so that security, yellow jackets. Yellow jackets? Recognize them now.

Get them partying. What? Adam loves recycling. Just killed the bud light right there. Okay, how many titties have you seen on this cruise? Whoa. Pairs of titties? Pairs of tities?

Are we doing the math on this? I would say pairs of... Because if someone whipped out one, like... Okay. Well, yeah, I guess I've seen two pairs of titties. Yeah. Well, do you think that, like, if you only see one titty, did you actually see the titty or does that not count?

Like, because I have a journal that I eat that part. Like the amount of tities I've seen in my life. Blake has a dear diary. Yes. Right. I did it again. I saw a gorgeous pair. I think it's tities, and then if it's just one, it's a boob.

Okay, so I say, so in my journal I should just write, saw a boob. Seeing a boob, kind of even funny. seeing titties, different. Yeah, because you can kind of leak a boob out the bottom, but if it's like titties, it's like game on, here we go. Game on. That's what, yeah, that's what you say out loud. That's flopping them out.

But a boob is just sort of like, ha-ha, right. Now, this person wants to know, can yours swim from the ship to Cozumel with no support? Do you got that in you? You honestly think right now you could swim from here to

Cosmo. Isn't it just there? Well, we're going like, I don't know, 15 miles an hour. Are we moving? Yeah, honestly. I never know if we're moving or we're stopped. I just know we're swaying. The answer is yes. Although I would appreciate the, like, support from you guys. I believe you could.

If you go to the balcony, cheer me on, yeah. Okay, let's do it. Let's do it tonight after karaoke. Yeah, fuck it. Ders is swimming to Cosmell. I do like the idea of me announcing it and doing it and like nobody shows up. I'm being eating my shark And I'm like, well, fuck. God damn.

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Honestly, we know you've got a skincare routine. We've covered that. What is your hair care routine? It's not really impressive. I just kind of shampoo every two days. Well, okay. Is that how you pronounce Tuesday? I shampoo every Tuesday.

I shampoo every Tuesday. That was iced tea. I will say that, you know, there was a workaholics on in the rooms, you know, and so I was watching some workaholics, and God damn was our hair thick, specifically Durs and myself. I feel like I'm a bald, old woman compared to what I was. Right. No, sir, I don't like that.

I bet that peak word-golish. Hey, you know what you need? You need to go to hashtag hymns.com. They got you covered. Please go to hashtag hymns.com code this is important, 20. Maybe. And by the way, I don't think that might be nothing.

I don't even know if they're still a sponsor. We're giving them a lot of love. We are on Netflix. And this is what we ran into on workaholics, which is people would be like, we did a whole thing about Dr. Pepper 10, 10 for men. Yes.

Because they like market it for me. Men. So we were like, well, this is what our characters would have to drink. And then we just read this article that was like, the workaholics have sold out. They did an entire episode. There was an advertisement for Dr. Pepper 10. We got zero dollars. Zero dollars. Yeah, because I don't know if you remember Dr. Pepper 10, which was 10 calories, Dr. Pepper.

And we're doing it again. We're giving a free advertisement. Dude, their whole marketing campaign was like, Dr. Pepper 10. For men. Making it out of the hands of women. Yeah. Different times. Different times.

It was so funny. And we were like, of course, our characters would be like, we got to drink like a favorite day. We got to drink it over. It's like something bigger. Dude, honestly, I still have a case and we're going to break it out. Oh, shit. Vintage.

Only for dudes. Who comes to set most prepared? Oh. Out of the three of us, obviously. To set? To set? To set. Like on a show?

On a show? On a show. they're pointing Durs. These people are pointing Durs. I kind of think it's on Ders, right? Well, Ders, you're on like a big ass show right now. Monsters a Monarch. Season two, dropping Friday.

You're on a show with literally the coolest fucking dude ever. Kurt Russell. Kurt Russell. You're living my dream. You almost met him the other night. Oh, I was so close to meeting Kurt Russell. There was like this giant drone show over Los Angeles to kind of like promote the show.

It was like, God. Godzilla fighting King Kong and all this shit. You've got to know your lines. It is King Kong. It's not King King. I'd be like, oh shit, who's my favorite? King King King. That's not good for the interviews. By the way, if we didn't fuck up our words,

what would we be? What would the podcast be? What would we be? That's true. But Kurt was there. We like jump out of a Humvee and like present the thing and then people watch it. Dude, he walked by me. He was this close and I was just like, ah, snake. Snake. And then Kurt left

almost immediately. Oh yeah, he was in and out. I don't blame him. He's an older man. He's Kurt Russell. But as far as being prepared, I will prepare a lot as you do for like a job,

you're professional, and yet somehow, some way. Still fuck it up. Can't know my lines. Yeah. Yeah, Ders is really bad at remembering his lines, which is, you wouldn't think so because you do have a pretty good brain

for some things. Yes. And I'm glad you guys asked because on season two, episode one of, Is it cake? You remember all your lines? I prepped very hard.

So it's scripted? This is what you're telling me? My lines were scripted. They said, do not let him have a mic and just freestyle. Because then Is it cake would be about buttholes and come and I think that would ruin the show. Yeah, and they're like, this is not

this is cake? I think it might be come. I think it's buttholes and come. They're like, oh my God, canceled. More like, is it come? So Faye from Portland asked, does working with Netflix mean the workaholics movie will happen? Yes.

It does? Yeah, it does. Holy shit, I didn't know that. Yeah, that's what it means. By the way, I see some mouths to gape. That's not what it means. We don't know. Paramount, they still own the project.

Yes. And it sucks, buts, dude. Because we were so excited about it. Fuck it. Yeah. What are you going to do? Fuck Paramount Plus. But they used to have an old,

it was the old boss. Right. Fuck them. Now they have a new boss. Maybe not fuck him. Yeah, maybe we chill on the fuck Paramounts stuff. Maybe not fuck him if he wants to make our movie. Yeah, that would be awesome.

Okay. And if we filmed workaholics again, what would we do differently? No our lines. Recast Eric Griffin. Oh, shit. He can't catch a break. I love Eric.

I'm fucking around. I'm so glad Eric made it on the boat. Is he watching us? I wish he was here. No, no, no, no. No way. No way. No, but legit, I would like to see Sinbad in the role, but okay.

Okay. Yeah. Don't call Eric a role. Well, Blake, even though he's got the lot of roles. Blake, uh, Blake, I remember when we were casting Eric in the role of Montez, you came in the room and you were like, I found our Montes. I got him. It got him.

And then you told me, you were, I'm like, well, who. Who is it? Yeah, did he just audition? It was like this guy named Eric Griffin. I just met him in the lobby, and I know Eric from stand-up, and I was like, no way in hell. No way in fucking hell. I hate that guy. Here's the deed.

Here's the deal. He showed up a date early for the audition. That's right. He is so dull. I'm going to get in this elevator and go back down and come back tomorrow. That's right. And I was just like, what, like, he was like, I think he asked for a snack. Or he was like looking for the exit or something.

He's like, I came on the wrong day, and I'm just, just interacting with him, I'm like, he thought you were a fucking janitor? He did, he thought I was the janitor. Hey, clean up, man, come here. Where's the elevator? I was like, I just met Montez. I remember seeing him in the audition,

and he, like, took me aside, he was like, man, I'm so proud of you, thinking he's proud of me for having my own TV show, and he's like, P-Aing on this big show. Oh, really? You go, man. I'm like, fuck you, you're not getting the role. He got it.

Cut two 15 years later. What's up, Atiba? Hey, Atiba, turn around and face it. Jesus Christ. What did that mean? That was scary. I think that meant more for him than... He just points.

If you saw the look in his eyes, it was like... Dead man walking. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much of a punk-ass bitch is Kyle for not being here? 10 to 10? Yeah, yep, yep.

Fuck it. He's too busy. Eating babies. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. If Wargall Hawks ever came back and you had to cast current actors

to play you... Who would you cast? Timothy Chalemay. You're Timothy Chalemay? Timothy Chalemay as me. Yes. 100%. Yeah. All right. I could see that. He's a good actor.

He could find Blake. Yeah. Oh, he would crush it. Are you kidding me? Yeah. Ders. You? You have anyone in the chamber? Who, like, Frankenstein? Who's that guy?

He'd be like a bigger, better me. Oh, yeah. Like Jacob Allorty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, I ran into Jacob Allerty. We were leaving the Dodger game, and we were in the line for, we're in the line for Ubers next to each other. And he's a workaholics fan, which is really cool.

That's brilliant. Yeah. And my wife, who was ready to go home, she was like, I'm so. tired. As soon as Jacob Allorty was around, she was like, he was like, yeah, I'm going to some party. This is not an Australian accent, but I'm going to some party. In Silver Lake, and suddenly

Chloe was like, yeah, we can go. Where's the party? Maybe we should go to the party. Adam, we're going to the party. She's on his back, like a backpack? Yeah, she's like, maybe we just go there. And I'm like, are you leaving me for Jacob Alorty right now? That's crazy. You're inside of his shirt. Yeah, so you go Jacob Alorty?

I think that he would just be like a bigger, cooler. I don't know if he's funny. Has he been funny and stuff? I don't know. Yeah, I bet he could. Is he? Is he? That's where he popped off.

Okay. Yes, Queens. Yaws. This is a killer cast thus far. I got to watch Frankenstein. Yeah, I feel like I would, uh, who's the guy that played, uh, Elton John? I was so bummed. I was like, man, I could play Elton John.

That should have been you. Taryn, uh. Edgerton. Edgerton. Yeah. Dude. I'll go, by the way, this is a very not funny workaholic cast.

I don't know. This is a very serious workaholics, guys. Or we just get the Please Do Not Destroy You guys. Yeah, that would be good too. That would be good too. Please don't destroy SNL. They just plug right in. They got it.

They got this. Bopal, Sa! Did you guys keep any props from the show? Absolutely. I have one of the most valuable things in my garage right now. I do have the original bear coat. I do. Oh, my God.

I saw some bear. bear coats out there. That was pretty... Yes, dude. That one dude who was rocking the bear coat the whole time. He's like, it's so hot. I'm like, bro, you can take it off to. We've been at sea for several days now. Don't die. I live with Ghostman. Yes. Okay. Yeah. Fair enough. You know, he's pretty good around the house. Yeah, that's handy. No, and in fact, I'm kind of bummed because I don't keep any merch and then every time I'm over to Blake's house, it's like a museum to us. and I'm very bummed that I don't own some of this stuff.

Yeah, I also have my tie, I have my shoes. Oh, I got one of each wardrobe. I have the wig, which I'm obviously wearing right now. I have it all. I have it all. I got the Raw Weegean jeans. Oh, hell yeah, dude. I actually got a shirt I'm over tomorrow. No spoilers.

Hopefully it comes off eventually. Kevin from Oregon wants to know, is it okay to be torched in a speedo? Yeah, there we go. There we go. There we go. There we go. There we go. Fully tort.

Yeah, that's how we introduce the whole thing. That's nice, good. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Get tort. You need another four inches. We prefer it that way. Mallory from Michigan, how often are you testing your tea?

Testosterone, we, for those of you who don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We tested our testosterone. from last year at the Super Bowl, and one of us had the lowest, and I'm not going to say who. You're a stupid dumbass. But he also had the smallest biceps.

And he also had the smallest biceps. Fair enough. Well, one of my biceps is going to fall off because of Tampa Bay, that IV, the spiders. And he also drinks beer out of a child's cock. Stop! That's not what we're walking away with today. Okay?

Yes. Yeah. You're in the files. how wild in what world would I be like... No, no, no, no he's not, he's not. He's got his own file.

In what world? Well, I have my boob journal, but that's different. That is different. You got a boob journal, which is one step away from the file. Yeah, there's millions of, there's millions of emails in the files.

You've got just one really bad email. Yeah. Just one bad one. That's all it really needs to be. God. I mean, I know we've covered this, but I, will say if I just met

some billionaire at some party and he was like, yo, I have a private island and I'm throwing a party and you could take my jet come on. My name's Jeffrey. I'd be like, fucking let's ride. I don't know. This guy seems cool. He's got a tan. I mean,

and you know, and we were talking about this dinner the other thing. You guys, we're still on. We're still on. We won't shut up about this topic and we're very sorry. We are in public still. Yes, yes. Hot minds. Netflix.

Bomb, boom. Yes, sir. All right? We should wrap this up, right? Yeah, we should... Okay, any tapebacks, any apologies, any epic slams thus far for the group. Oh, I mean, I definitely get... I guess I want to take back this purchase. I didn't realize...

That's non-refundable player. I... Can we turn the ship around so I can give it back? I regret the... Dude, I didn't realize it's jizzing. I didn't... It is jizzing. Oh, yeah.

Oh, that is... It is... So nasty. You got to rub it the right way. Yes. And I thought it was going to be funny, and I should have just got the massive cock instead of the...

How about this? And I don't know. I'm speaking for you. I'm speaking for you at this point. Yeah. But would you be interested in leaving it somewhere on the boat for somebody to discover? Oh, my. Okay.

And then once somebody gets it, yellow jackets, grab them. They're pedophiles. Yes, they're out of here. They've got their own files. Gotcha. Gotcha bitch. That's a great call.

Okay. I like that on a podcast. A lot of it is just quoting other Comedy Central shows. Yes. From 15 years ago. And sending our fans to jail. So I'm going to hide this on the ship somewhere. Look around tomorrow.

The Easter bunny is going to be out tonight. Okay. Again, children's holiday. Stop it, dude. I don't know. You keep bringing up kids. He is risen. But honestly, how fun is it hiding Easter eggs?

Let's talk about it, dude. Hiding what? Hiding Easter eggs. It's fun. It's fun to be the Easter bunny. Okay. Why you keep bringing up kids, dude? Yeah, it is weird.

I love children. You can fit an egg up the rasshole. Since when is it back? I did not know that. Okay, make sure we clip that. Make sure we clip that. I love children. Okay.

Make sure we clip that. Make sure we clip that. You do like jelly beans, though. I love children. Okay. I didn't like that. It was funny before. Now it's getting weird.

It's getting weird. Sorry, it's not funny. I don't have anything to take back. I'm having a great time. I'm loving the crews. It's fun to actually, you know, kick it and get to know a lot of you guys. I'm having a blast. So thank you for having a good time.

This is amazing. The six-man team, thank you guys. And they keep coming up to me and saying, like, how fun our crowd is. So thank you guys for. You guys are. crushing. Not jumping overboard. And did anybody lose anybody on land? Did somebody not make it back? Yeah. Did anybody not get on the boat? I heard somebody say, yeah, but I think you're fucking with me. I don't appreciate that. There's no way to tell. There's no way to tell. There's no way to tell.

There's a bummer. I lost $5. There would have been like an announcement, right? Like, no. Barry didn't make it. You think they come on that lady who's like, hey everybody, it's me. Are y'all whiling out? We lost somebody at Kazim Al. Have a good day. And by the way, the boys are gambling. Get down there now. Get down there now. Shout out to her. She's... Betty.

Very good. Betty's killing it. Betty's killing it. I gave a little announcement yesterday to say that we weren't doing the... Was it yesterday? The first day to say we weren't doing the podcast because of how shitty and windy it was. And she wrote a little thing out for me to read. And then I read it, but then added a few extra things.

And she looked at me like I was a god. Yeah. She was like... I was like... first, I was like, oh, you didn't think I could read, did you? So she was straight shook that I could read your thing. Yeah, she's seen the show, she's listening to the pot. Yeah, she's like, oh my God, he can read.

Yeah. She might get a little Willie tonight, Willie Nilly with it. Okay. You've inspired her. Yes, let's do it. It's like short circuit, where she gets struck by lightning and the Johnny Five comes alive. And there we go. And the one person that knows what the fuck you're talking about is up there.

Short circuit. Ders, did you have a takeback or a Nepal? Maybe you want to erase all the stuff you said about me. I'm sorry we even brought up the files. But you know what? We're all thinking about them. And Blake is in the fire. And we're mostly thinking that you're in them.

Okay. Can I get a double bubble? Can I get a double bubble? Paul Simon to take us? I think so. And guys, we're going to be doing another pod tomorrow night. Tomorrow night. We will be back.

And I've heard a portal from another realm. might open up tomorrow night. We have heard some rumbling. Thank you for gathering going on the cruise. Thank you guys so much. We're having a blast. We'll see you out there tonight. We love you guys.

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