This Is Important - Ep 290: This Cruise Was Important Part 2

Episode Date: March 17, 2026

Today, this is what's important: Dennis Devine, The Bean Queen, Jet-Set, porno and Isaac's nipples The second episode recorded on the This Is Important cruise. See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...vacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:57 important. Today on This is Important. You guys wouldn't be here if he didn't toss her beans. My first porno magazine I found behind a dumpster at elementary school, and it changed my shit.
Starting point is 00:03:13 What, you don't love me? You wish I was hit by a cement truck again? What? Let's go. Oh my God. Oh my God. Can you believe? Can you believe it's the last day of the cruise?
Starting point is 00:03:35 Bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, boz. Who's dragon? This is crazy. It's like a Twilight Zone episode. Okay, go ahead. And do, please explain why you think that. It's just like, we keep drinking buzz balls and keeps happening over and over again. Okay, yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:03:53 It's like a groundhogs day. Okay, yes. What else is it like? like every day for me basically. Fantasy Island? I was excited when you were giving the intro and you had zero voice. Yeah, I kind of found it.
Starting point is 00:04:07 I kind of found it. I just realized when I was yelling into the mic that I hadn't talked, like spoke aloud yet. The mic device. There's a lot of whispers this morning. I thought it was like for dramatic effect. What a time to start a podcast. A good noon podcast.
Starting point is 00:04:22 Oh, we love a noon podcast. We love a noon podcast. After being out till 4 in the morning, we love a new podcast. Who was at karaoke last night? I think a lot of you were. Hey, we got some sangers on this boat. We got some talent on this ship. Is it me or could just be karaoke the whole time?
Starting point is 00:04:44 I feel like people are... I feel like people would enjoy that. The next cruise were doing 100% karaoke. Right. This karaoke is important. You can't leave the boat until you sing. Mm-mm. Absolutely. And Blake will enforce that.
Starting point is 00:04:59 Yes. Blake, what are you looking for? Well, I was trying to find, please don't find. He's closing porno windows. I'm watching porno. Your Wi-Fi works well enough for that? Yeah, it's, wow. Mine got blocked.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Your boobs are huge. I found it. You don't say. Perfect. Couldn't find it. So, yeah, no, I'm fair enough. I was hammered last night. I think a lot of us were pretty hammered last night.
Starting point is 00:05:33 Yeah. I think I've been keeping a good lid on it. And last night, the lid popped right the fuck off. It really did. I was so drunk that this morning when I went to brush my teeth, I accidentally did it with Preparation H. Okay. Wow.
Starting point is 00:05:51 And why do you have Preparation H? For hemorrhoids. Okay. Do you actually, I know Kyle, Neuichik, RIP, because he's dead to us. He has horrible, horrible hemorrhoids, but do you actually have hemorrho?
Starting point is 00:06:05 No, it's more preventative. Like, I put it on my butthole so it never gets hemorrho. Yeah, yeah, good call, good call, good call. You guys don't do that? Our smartest friend. Thank you. Smart. And I was watching, I was watching clips of, I guess,
Starting point is 00:06:18 Nate Burgazzi had a cruise on this very ship a couple weeks ago. Adam likes to research his enemies. Yeah, and then they look so professional. He was wearing a suit. And I was like, this is not our cruise. And you know what?
Starting point is 00:06:34 I think I like our crews a little more. I do too. There wasn't one person in his entire ship that was dressed as wizards. And I see dozens of wizards out there. Yeah, look at these guys. It looks like the portal is opening up right before our very eyes.
Starting point is 00:06:49 That would be freaky. Can you imagine if that happened? That'd be freaky. What? If a portal opened up here, that'd be freaky. It might very well open up. it up later on. I don't know. What would you say
Starting point is 00:07:02 is your favorite part of the cruise thus far? Oh, that's a good question. I mean, I had a lot of fun last night that my DJ said. I was kind of stressing it. Yeah. But we were kind of... We got it funky. It was cool. It was cool. Everybody was really cool, man.
Starting point is 00:07:21 Like it was very worried right before his set. He's like, I don't know. I just don't have it. And I'm like, you're just plain fucking music. What are you talking about, dude? That's right. That's right. I have to deal with a lot of tech. It's like, it's a lot to think about, man. Yeah. Okay. Well, it doesn't look like you're dealing with any tech, because I never see you do
Starting point is 00:07:40 anything. When you DJ, this is all I see. Yeah. Right. Right. Yeah. That's what DJ it is. What are you talking about, dude? That is true. Hey. And then it's just on your phone. It's like you're just, you're like a grandma texting. You're like, one finger just here next track
Starting point is 00:07:59 and you're like okay oh this one's from the bay E40 here's another E40 song hell yeah but that was fun like I went to her DJ's head that was pretty fucking sick dog I had a blast that was my favorite
Starting point is 00:08:14 that was my favorite moment because what about you guys well I ran into the girl that wanted to butt fuck you last night nice don't stop the music and she was wearing the harness
Starting point is 00:08:28 for the strap on outside of her clothes there's not a rock climbing wall here that she was coming from? I don't think there was a rock climbing wall. No, we don't have that. No, and then she said where's Blake? Just let him know I'm ready. Just so you know. And I feel bad that... I'm ready for the portal to open. I feel bad that you keep airing her out and like... No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:08:50 But no, but she's literally raising her hands. She's really stoked on it. There she is. There she is. fellas, if you want to get butt-fucked, go talk to her. She's the one. She's the one. She's the one. Consentine adults. Say it loud. Say it proud. Friendship. See, I wasn't just airing her out. I knew last night she came up to me. She was like, fuck yeah, I'm willing to butt-fuck Blake.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Well, that's what I love about this cruise. People are unabashed. They're unashamed. We're just living our fucking best lives, right? It's international waters. It's international waters. Anything can go down. We told this story and then like the captain of the ship himself came to us and was like it's time for me to tell you about the butt fuck ghost
Starting point is 00:09:32 everyone who hosts a podcast on this ship is approached by a ghost that talks about strapping on a dildo and butt fucking you. She's not real. This is our six cents. Please don't repeat it. This is Ders at the
Starting point is 00:09:48 Are you afraid of the dark fire? Like throw it sprinkling the dust. Snick. Let me tell you about the ghost who butt fucks you on cruise shits. The buck fuck. Yeah. When I was a camp counselor, I was doing that. Are You Afraid of the Dark was probably the greatest show on Nickelodeon, right?
Starting point is 00:10:11 Is everybody here like Nickelodeon kids? Yeah. Man, they had a fucking lineup, dude. That's tough. In the 90s. In the 90s. I was more of a Nick Jr. guy. Really?
Starting point is 00:10:25 You were doing Blue's Clos and Binia Binya Polly Frog? Yeah, when I was about 25, that's when I got deep into it. For Polly Wog, sorry. No, I was a Pete and Pete boy myself. Okay, yeah, Pete and Pete was quite legendary. What happened to those guys?
Starting point is 00:10:40 They're out there. Yes. No, like they're literally out there. They're back there. Oh, hey, what up? They are. They're in the files. Strongest man in the world.
Starting point is 00:10:47 Yeah, it's Pete. Pete's over there. Allegedly they're in the files. Well, no. I don't know. No. They could be. I can almost guarantee that they use that noise on Pete Pete.
Starting point is 00:10:59 It was weird like that. It was. The ice cream truck episode is like seared into my brain. Oh yeah, Mr. Softie. Yeah. Yes, of course. Same, same. What was, I don't remember this specific episode?
Starting point is 00:11:11 They were just like waiting for the ice cream truck got to show up because it was like the hottest day of the year. And he like didn't show up until the very end. They're like, I think Mr. Softie died. Yeah, like we said, it was very good. Hollywood Do do Do do
Starting point is 00:11:26 De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De De There's There's things from your childhood that you can never forget. Right Like fucking Dark Crystal I can't get that out of my head. And nobody watched Dark Crystal. No, nobody. No.
Starting point is 00:11:43 I think everyone's just about as hungover as we are. Yeah. See, that's what's happened right now. Usually we just do this from our homes, huddled over our computers, talking to each other. We're trying to really deliver for you guys. but I can see some people nodding off. I'm drunk now.
Starting point is 00:11:57 I can see some people nod and off. I might be one of them, do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pizza, pizza. I mean, I need a... Yeah, I think we need to... I think we need to drink. I think we...
Starting point is 00:12:05 I think there's only one way to approach this. That blue drink that's right there. I don't know who's drink that is, but it's mine now. A blue drink is a drink. Technically speaking. And what are you doing? And what are you doing? Isaac's still alive.
Starting point is 00:12:21 There we go. Isaac Horn, everybody. Look at that. Beautiful, red, white, and blue Gulf of America. Is that what that's called? I hope not. Isaac told me that his kids are very embarrassed. Well, his son specifically is very embarrassed
Starting point is 00:12:39 that he showed his tits on Netflix. Somebody help me! If you guys could say that it's cool and that we love Isaac's tits, maybe we chant Isaac's tits for his son, Dalton. Yeah, that'll help. That'll help. Isaac's tits.
Starting point is 00:12:56 Isaac's tits. Isaac's tits. Isaac's... Come here. Isaac. One more time, buddy. Let's see them. Let's see those titties.
Starting point is 00:13:06 Double down. I know you don't want to, but here we are. We're still doing it. Oh, up, oh, oh. His body is like those fucking things you lay out with where it reflects back into you. Right, right, right.
Starting point is 00:13:26 I was going to say one of those, balloons that have like a never-ending grip. Oh, yeah, the water weaners. You can't grip it, right? The water weaners. Yeah, the water weeners. Isaac's body is like one of those things that are outside of car dealerships.
Starting point is 00:13:42 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isaac's body looks like a bowl of mashed potatoes, dude. Isaac's body looks like swamp things albino brother. I think Isaac's handsome. What else? What else? What else? Isaac's body looks like marshmallows that were left out in the sun.
Starting point is 00:14:03 Oh. What else? What else? I like people have gotten to know Isaac and now people are on Isaac's side. How dare you? Yeah, fuck off. You're on our side, God damn it. Yeah, come on.
Starting point is 00:14:14 The people are like, actually, I met him. He's a nice guy. Isaac's body looks like my body if they found me in the river. Oh. Oh, Isaac's body looks like E.T. at the end of the movie. When the raccoon is living in him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:14:27 Dude, it's just a specific type of white. It's just a specific. Yeah. Yeah, I really thought, I really thought I was going to get a nice tan on this shit, but I really haven't. It's not too late. You could pop that top. All right. Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:14:45 You're welcome. Look at them go. Very shagadilly. Hot, hot, hot. Okay. Your boobs are huge. Hot, hot, hot. Hot, hot.
Starting point is 00:14:58 69, dudes! Always been a beef castle. I love this. I love this. I love what my boy's doing. He's built like a fucking Matt truck. Look at him. We got 20, 30 minutes. Keep doing.
Starting point is 00:15:14 Keep doing it. Finish him. You are really hot. You know what? Oh, thanks, buddy. You know, kissing the homies good night isn't gay. I don't want you to know that. Well, can you kiss me good morning?
Starting point is 00:15:28 I sure could. Oh, Jesus. That was nice. I liked that. Durs, I dare you to kiss Adam. I dare you to kiss Adam. It's a love boat. I didn't like it.
Starting point is 00:15:46 I didn't do it. I didn't like it. What? I forgot. Well, the thing about Anders is his mustache protrudes so far out, dude. You scared? I was way scared. Okay.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Never had it so good Because, you guys didn't know that this is just a gay porno podcast? Yeah. You guys weren't familiar with that? Catch us on a four-day bender on the fourth day. It's just gay porno. We're out of shit to say.
Starting point is 00:16:18 We're like, I don't know, I guess we fucking kiss each other for 20 minutes. Have people here, are we cruisers? Do you guys go on cruise besides this cruise? Like, show of hands, like, first-time cruisers. Holy shit, same. That's important.
Starting point is 00:16:33 That's important. I'm kind of like, are we cooking it? Did we go too hard as like tonight? Right. Do you have anything left in the tank for tonight? I think we do. Yes, yes, yes, yes. And I hate to be this guy, but I am.
Starting point is 00:16:47 So here's what I think we should do, guys. After this, you pack, okay? You pack, you lay out the outfit that you're going to put on in the morning. Then you head out. The wheels fall off. When you wake up somehow in the morning, everything's packed, your outfits laid out, you slither into it, you get the fuck off the boat, and you go back to Tampa. Dude up. I love that Ders is such a logistic guy.
Starting point is 00:17:13 He really is. He's got to tell us how to pack and when to pack. I know we're not packing shit. I'm here to help. No, no. We're just throwing everything in the bag and going. Okay, good luck. Luggage talk.
Starting point is 00:17:25 Oh. Oh, and what is that bag, Blazer? I honestly don't know. I don't know what kind of bag I have. Okay. Wow. Take your shirt off, Blake. To me, luggage is just a thing. To me, luggage is just a thing also.
Starting point is 00:17:42 No, you know name brands of luggage, which to me is fucking weird, dude. Still make some things. I truly don't know. I think it's a Jansport. Oh, so you do know. Oh. So your luggage is your... There's a crack in the image.
Starting point is 00:17:58 Is your backpack from fifth grade? Yeah. I believe that, dude. It was either Jansport or Eastpack. If you didn't have one of those two, you were a fucking chump, dude. Okay. Wow. And I was a Jansport guy.
Starting point is 00:18:14 Yeah. Jansport was sick. It had like, you could get it with the suede, and then if you had the suede, it was like, oh, shit. This is a baller at school. Yeah, you were like, oh, shit, their parents must be paid. Yeah. My family, we didn't have the suede. No.
Starting point is 00:18:29 In fact, my mom, we would get like the disc. It was always like the off color that you didn't want. Right. It was like, oh yeah, the black's cool, the blue's cool, the green's cool. And then I just have like a tope. Yeah. I'm like, I guess I have a tote backpack. Maybe we could tie-dye it or something.
Starting point is 00:18:46 Yeah, maybe. That could be cool. See, Blake, that's why we love you, dude. Because you're like, what if we just tie-died it? The, the, there's zero limits to the way your bind works. Thank you. I think my mind's about to start working. better if I pop this. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Okay. I don't care. He said, should he spray it? Should he spray it? You know, I don't know if they're going to love that. Just on this one person. I don't know if they're going to love that. Oh, oh. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:19:20 There you guys. All right. I absolutely love that. These sweet awesome of people that sat in the front who were excited to be here. I have another one. As soon as you whipped that out, run it back. They were like, look at my girl, Jessica Vickers. She's like, absolutely don't do that.
Starting point is 00:19:39 This girl right here has been on maybe five or six live shows. She's at the cruise. Big shout out to Jessica Vickers. Big shout out. And her hubby. Shout out to all of the day one TIA nation. Let me hear you. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:19:56 I don't discriminate. Shout out to everyone who's here. But it's just kind of a trip. Or even if you came around day two or day three, whenever you came around, we appreciate you. Even if you're walking away from the podcast right now. Yeah. I love seeing the TII Nation out in the world
Starting point is 00:20:13 because it's almost like it's like fight club. It'll be like a valet and he'll come up and be like, TII Nation. Right, right. I'm like, did you not want other people to know that you like the podcast? It's like, play it cool, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:28 I'm just parking cars. I think that's that works. Hey, hey, hey. I don't want to get fired. Right. Or it's like a dentist is like, please. My whole practice will go under if you tell anybody. They can't even look you in the eyes when they say it. They're just like, I listen to the podcast.
Starting point is 00:20:41 I listen to the podcast. Don't tell anyone. Don't tell a soul. Tight butthole. I can't believe I like this kind of humor. Type butthole. I went to Harvard. Type butt hole.
Starting point is 00:20:49 No, but honestly, like, did you guys even imagine that we would be on a fucking cruise ship for the podcast? when we said... Yeah, I feel like they manifested it and we just were like out of control like voodoo dolls just fucking stepping on the boat. It was Isaac's master plan for our careers. He's like, uh, and then we're going to start a podcast
Starting point is 00:21:08 and five years later, we're going to be on the cruise. And then I will show my tips. You're a stupid dumb ass. Thank you, sir. Sorry. Thank you, sir. Keep your shirt on, bitch. Yeah, what are you, are you going to chug that?
Starting point is 00:21:24 No. No. Bitch? And I tell you guys the past. of confidence, I don't care what you say. Oh, God. Oh, Jesus. I'm going to be me. I'm not a slave to your commands. And you guys shouldn't be a slave to anyone else, okay?
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Starting point is 00:27:03 Adam, yesterday we interviewed your mom. That is true. Your dad is here as well, right? Oh. Okay. Is Dennis Devine here? Oh, he fell asleep. He's sitting in the corner.
Starting point is 00:27:15 fell asleep. Hey, hey. Dennis D. Why don't you get your sweet cheeks up here? Come on. Look at him go. That shit's important. They've been, a, thank you guys for being so cool to my parents.
Starting point is 00:27:27 They've been having a fucking blast on this cruise. Time, time of their lives. My dad is going to get a new lung here soon. Yes. He's going to be on the trip. That shit's important. So this is his last. Salute to Dennis D.
Starting point is 00:27:44 There we go. With his old. lungs. Yes, sir. My man. Captain of the cruise ship. Get in here. Get in here. Sit down. Sit down. Take my seat. Get in here, bud.
Starting point is 00:28:04 Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck, dude? Come on. Come on. What the fuck. Come on. Come on. This is Adam's dab. Show some respect. This is chaos. Hot to us. Come on. Wake the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:28:20 There it is. Give our boy some love. You deserve this, don't you? Yes, I do. Wait, wait, you guys, you have to hear Dennis' voice because it's real. It's real. Hey, give us that shit's important. That shit's important.
Starting point is 00:28:37 Dude. Right? Yeah. If Dennis had a longer beard, he could be in ZZ Top. Yeah. Absolutely. Now, what do you think? What is your favorite part of the cruise so far?
Starting point is 00:28:51 And is it being blackout drunk with mom or her taking care of you or you taking care of her because you guys are both blackout the entire time? Well, I don't remember much. We're back. Yeah. But that sounds like a C all the above. Now, okay, so what did we ask my mom yesterday? We asked her, like, what was the craziest part about raising you?
Starting point is 00:29:20 Raising me. What would you say? What was the craziest part about raising me? Well, where do we begin? Probably the craziest thing was, that party was pretty baller. What was this party? I know. We had a police van.
Starting point is 00:29:37 I mean, I think we talked about it yesterday, but I had a party. Like a thousand people showed up. It was an accident. It was a whoopsie daisy. The helicopter. The helicopter showed up. The crime lab van in Omaha showed up. It was a big deal.
Starting point is 00:29:51 My friend was on acid, and he hid in my neighbor's garden and just covered himself with dirt and laid there for eight hours. Whoa. Straight camouflage. Yeah. It was pretty sick. R-I-P. Now, you don't think me getting hit by a cement truck was a big deal, or no?
Starting point is 00:30:08 Mostly the party. Yeah, that was kind of a big deal. Right. Yeah, that was pretty dramatic. Are you trying to make your dad cry on stage? I know. What's not doing here? What, you don't love me?
Starting point is 00:30:21 You wish I was hit by a cement truck again? What? No, no, no. All right. Good answer. Good answer. That was the right answer. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:30:29 If he said yes, the boat would just stop. We'd all start crying together, holding hands. Kumbaya. He said kumbaya. Kumbaya. Yo, wait, we might need that a little louder so we can put that on the board. Kumbaya. Yeah, we're clipping that.
Starting point is 00:30:52 I feel like anything anything Dennis says fucking goes hard. Yeah, just say jelly donut. Jelly donut? Oh, with a little inflection? Donut? Hit it with that D-Sauce.
Starting point is 00:31:05 It's donut. Don't it? Don't it? How do you spell donut, by the way? What do you mean? D-O-N... Well, I'm glad I brought it up. There's two ways to spell it.
Starting point is 00:31:15 D-O-N-U-T, and then the other longer way. No, that's... That's French. That's French. Yeah. Or Canadian. Where it's like dough, none. You know when there's those words that, like, people just spell differently, like color. Yeah. I know that. Neighbor.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Is neighbor spelled two different ways? With a you. With a me? Now, were you the guy that had both of his nipples pierced yesterday? Nipple chain, a classic nipple chain. I love the, like, casual correction. Nipple chain, actually, my friend. Salutations.
Starting point is 00:31:47 Well, you had the same seat, so I was like, oh, yeah, look, he's, back. I wonder, you still have the nipple chain going on underneath or no, you look. They're rough. Yeah, this rough. It's rough. Yeah, rough seas. Where did you get the nipple chain done? My local sex shop. Oh, your local sex shop.
Starting point is 00:32:02 It's that kind of boat. That makes sense. I love. I love our crew. Everybody here is just fucking. Dennis, except for me. Dennis, I think we forgot you're here. Oh. You ever rocketing nipple chains in your day? No, no.
Starting point is 00:32:16 No nipple chains. Some dickpicks. Excuse me? Dick pics. All right. Now we're talking. Wait, wait, dick pics.
Starting point is 00:32:26 All you got to do is ask. You'll get the answer. Because I'm like, if you're sending Penny Dickpicks, I'm like, love is forever. Yeah, that's right. And she receives them and goes,
Starting point is 00:32:39 Goofy! Right. Perfect. How long have you and Penny been married? 43 years. 43 years? Damn. Are you guys still
Starting point is 00:32:51 getting after it? What is hell? I'm 69 years old. The apple don't fall far from the tree. I don't know why I was just humping the air talking about my dad fucking my mom. It's literally
Starting point is 00:33:11 your father talking about 69. Yeah, 69, yeah. With my mother penny. Yeah. This is like Adam's origin story weekend. We're all learning where you came from. Adam was the first kid ever to be conceived in a 69.
Starting point is 00:33:27 Yeah. It all makes sense now, doesn't it? It's complicated. I don't know how I got pregnant. Dennis got it done. Man, so glad we're covering this. A divine sperm. The power.
Starting point is 00:33:40 Where did you guys, how did you first meet? I know the story, but please enlighten us. At a bar. Wow, a man of so many words. Thank you for elaborating. That's all you need. That's how my phone. 69, dudes. That's how they used to do it.
Starting point is 00:33:53 Now the kids and these. What was your pickup line to Sweet Penny D? Will, how's your baked beans? What? Yeah, that's a good one. Because it's like, huh? And then you're talking. You're talking.
Starting point is 00:34:08 It's a conversation starter. No, no, no, no. Be real. You're trying to be funny. No. I think he's being honest. I just got... I think your mom got hooked by your dad
Starting point is 00:34:17 by saying, how's your baked beans? I just got hard. Well, I know my mom did call herself the bean queen for years. And by the way, They're good big beans, but she's like, I'm the bean queen. And then now we call her out on it, and you're like, yeah, you called yourself the bean queen. She's like, I never did that. And you're like, you did, for years.
Starting point is 00:34:35 Right. So what did you say? You were something about her hair, right? Oh, yeah, I told her she had the prettiest hair I've ever seen. Wow. I like that. Very shagged telling. And you guys say that I'm a creep for when I see a female crossfitter at the gym, and I tell her I want to look exactly like her.
Starting point is 00:34:52 No, we don't. And you guys, no, you guys said that that was creepy. Well, you're looking great, dude. Thank you. Yeah, great. I want you in a sports bra right now, just so you can realize I think you've achieved it. I think you're there. Thank you, I'm a beefy female crossfisher.
Starting point is 00:35:07 If I could just see you in the gym, like, when they hold on to the, like, pole, then they just do this one. Oh, wow. To, like, get the butt. Get the butt. Yours has actually been to the gym on this ship, which is. Has anybody worked out at all while they've been here? It's been empty, which has been fabulous. Out of the 2,000 people on this ship, 11 people.
Starting point is 00:35:28 Yeah. And good for you guys. Everyone else is like, I got my workout in. Right here. So, Dennis, did you have the beans? Did you try them? Stop it. What are you saying?
Starting point is 00:35:40 You know that's a euphonism for my mother's beans. Wait, what? I tossed your bean. Okay. Whoa. All right. All right. Time to go.
Starting point is 00:35:48 Jesus. Whoa. Thank you. Thanks. Dennis Devine, everybody. Jesus. Dennis Devine, everybody. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:35:54 Oh, that note. My God. You were here first. Oh, my God. My God. You guys wouldn't be here if he didn't toss her beans. I love you, Dennis. I'm so stoked Dennis came on the cruise.
Starting point is 00:36:13 That's our fucking guy right here. That's our guy. That shit's important. Can we get some cues for those A's? Yeah, we want the cues for the A's. Oh, yeah, hook us up. We've got some questions. I like this goblin.
Starting point is 00:36:25 just in the back just like casual. Yeah, that's the captain. It's a wizard and he's like, I'm going to see your wizard and go full on ork. On a cruise, like just weird shit just becomes casual.
Starting point is 00:36:38 It's like, oh, yeah. Fucking goblin walker. A boat's thinking. It's casual. Okay. We got some hot, hot cues and let's give you some sweet sweet A's. Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:36:51 Hard slippery A's. Are your shit's hard lumps sausage shape snake like fluffly or watery wow guys thank you guys aren't you that people want to know the people want to know about our shit who watched poop crews before they came on
Starting point is 00:37:06 this oh yeah the bummer was is we we started to sell tickets the week poop crews came out that's when we announced the cruise and I was like oh my god 11 people are going to show up so thank you guys for showing up
Starting point is 00:37:20 the real yeah the real go hards I were like I don't care if it's covered in They kind of like it. I'm partying with these guys. There's still time to turn this into a poop cruise. Okay. There's still time. Okay.
Starting point is 00:37:33 Yeah, God willing, the toilets overflow. Yeah, I hope so. And we're knee deep and sew it. I hope the jacuzzi is just diarrhea. Yeah. I've been pretty regular. Okay. That's incredible, Durs.
Starting point is 00:37:46 No, no, sorry. I'm not done. Oh, regularly just sprang in the toilet. It's been consistent. That's right. And by that, I mean, like, there's a consistency to it that is water. That is water. Yes.
Starting point is 00:37:58 Yes. I'm just weirdly shitting sand. Okay. Yeah. It's like granule. Yeah, just, it spurts. It goes, yeah. It's bad.
Starting point is 00:38:07 It's bad. I got to get off this boat. Okay. After I fucking rage tonight. The thing is, is I looked at all the activities today. We got a belly flob competition. Oh, shit. We got the TIA games that are going to happen today.
Starting point is 00:38:23 That's going to be. We're hosting a blackjack tournament, I think. Dude, I got to learn blackjack tonight. Ders is going to have to learn how to count, which honestly, he might not know how. I don't. I should just be at the belly flopping thing. Are people going to that? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:37 All right. Maybe I'll go host that. Yeah, all right. Maybe I do that too then. No, me, me. No, I'm going to do that. But me. Well, I'm great at belly flopping.
Starting point is 00:38:45 You are. I think you should enter. Yeah. I might. I'm sure you're good at it. I'm great at it. Whoa. Well, let's see.
Starting point is 00:38:52 Do we have a throwdown? Yeah. Well, the thing about me is I don't feel pain, dog. That's okay. It doesn't actually even hurt me because water is my friend. Okay. You ever seen the abyss?
Starting point is 00:39:05 No? The water comes out at me and we do like slow kissing. Oh, all right. Like what we almost did, but then you pussy it out. Yeah, well, that mustache, kiss him, kiss him, kiss him. That mustache was fucking foul, dude. I caught a whiff of your breakfast. I was like, what was that, French toast and eggs?
Starting point is 00:39:23 That's foul. Ew. French toast and eggs. Only the best breakfast ever, Adam. I mean, yeah, but not on my homie's lip. What is your dream movie role? Pick for each other. I did it already.
Starting point is 00:39:39 It was Game Over, man. I love you guys. I love you guys, too. Pick for each other. I would love to see Andros as, like, Jeffrey Dahmer. You would be high time. You, no, you cut it. I mean, yes, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:39:50 We have to. What am I eating all these people for if I'm not going to play here? Yours would make such a good serial killer. Oh, I want to see a real life or a movie. Yes. I feel like he's been studying for the role. Yes. He's made for it.
Starting point is 00:40:03 My brother looks like Jeffrey Dahmer. He does. He sure does. He's here. He's around. He's saying Robin last night pretty poorly. But he gave it as all. That's all we can do.
Starting point is 00:40:16 And that's all we could do. What would we want to see Adam as? Yeah, guys. What would you want to see me as? Mm. Rudy. I'm hearing Rudy, which would be pretty cool. A Rudy remake, that's cool, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:31 An underdog story, I can get behind that. But I just think I want to see you as like live action trolls. Oh, yeah. Right. Like treasure troll, you know. I understand what you're saying, but that's offensive. And yet when he says it, we all kind of go, uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:40:48 Okay, that makes sense. With a jewel in the belly button? Yes, I think you'd be an awesome troll. I remember one Halloween. Do you remember this? One Halloween I went as a treasure troll, and we had a big party at our house, and then I couldn't understand
Starting point is 00:41:03 why at the end of the night I didn't get laid. Yeah. Because I was in a flesh-colored body suit with a jewel attached to my belly button, and my hair was spray-painted red. But that's half the people here, and they'd be fucking. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:16 Oh, that's true. I'm not really sure what happened. Well, you know, 15 years later, I found my people. Thank you guys. You really have to consider your Halloween costume. I'm thinking for Blazer, live action's Simpson movie, you're the bus driver.
Starting point is 00:41:31 Auto? Oh, my God. I could see, we're redoing stranger things, but all the kids, it's season one, all the kids are that age, they're like 10, and you're just the 42-year-old man
Starting point is 00:41:46 that's kicking it with them. What's up? Yeah, it was just like, what's up? You're playing D&D in the basement. I just keep saying, You think that's strange? Hey, look, it's Morris from the forest, and you just come out of the woods.
Starting point is 00:41:58 You're like, hey, guys. Oh, you think that's strange? You guys want to, you guys want to a little tear out of this porno magazine I have? You think that's strange? I mean, it takes place in the 80s. That's how we had to consume. Yes, my first, uh, porno magazine I found behind a dumpster at elementary school, and it changed my shit. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you found it in the dumpster of an elementary school.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Yes. So why is it there? Why is it in the dumpster of the elementary school dog? I don't know. All I know is like the playground was a buzz. It was a buzz. Everybody started being like, hey, man. It sounds like Marcy's playground.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Sex and Candy. It's a sex and candy joke. There's a porno behind the... I remember we found... We had one that we kept under a log in a creek by my middle school. So I understand what you're... Hey, shout out to everyone who grew up near a creek.
Starting point is 00:42:49 Hell yeah. I think that's right. I just remember a little tearout of like an advertisement for Robo Cock. Oh, shit. And it was like a robot guy getting head. Okay, I'm in. I just remember that. And the things that shape our lives.
Starting point is 00:43:05 It's that and the Pete and Pete episode with the Ice Cream Man. And actually, I want to recast you. I would like to see you as Robo Cock. That would be sick, dude. Come with, make me come or there'll be trouble. That's kind of a plan. So, guys, what would you say is your most randum? Random.
Starting point is 00:43:23 Random. Hidden talent. Hmm. I feel like all of our talents. Bend over and I'll show you. Okay. What? I feel like all of our talents we've shown at this point.
Starting point is 00:43:35 If we have any amount of talent, we've... We've rung out the utters of talent. Yeah, we're letting it be known. I think I surprise people with my yo-yo skills. Okay. What do you got? Oh, I can walk the dog. I could do the cradle.
Starting point is 00:43:48 Same, same. I got that. Same. I can sleep the hell out of that. Around the world? Oh, around the world. No, not sing the song. Can you do around the world?
Starting point is 00:43:56 I think I could. If we had a yo-yo, I think you've never done it. My kids got a yo-yo from Santa. And they were like, how do you do this? And I was like, fucking check this out. It's just mind-blown. And they were like, my dad's cool. I'm like, well, no.
Starting point is 00:44:15 And he knows yo-yo. In two years, he'll know the truth. I love that that's how you won them, though, on some yo-yo tricks. Yeah. I feel mine is hacky-sacking. I feel like I'm a... A lot of people don't understand my hacky-sacking skills,
Starting point is 00:44:27 but I'm a freak with that sandbag. Anybody got one? How is there not a hacky sack on the cruise? That is kind of... That's wild. I'm sure... Somebody's pointing up there. I'm sure we'll hacky...
Starting point is 00:44:38 Yeah, let's get a hack going. Or throw an empty buzz ball up here? I like to... Throw one empty buzz ball. Does you guys have one? Empty buzz ball. Throw it up. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:47 That was almost close. That was close. Throw it. Yeah. Here we go. Uh-huh. Ready? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:50 Okay. Okay, that's enough. Shit, okay, okay, okay. Turn, what did you do? We get it. Go ahead. Show him one's kill. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:44:59 There we go. Let's go. Nice. Goh. And you're not going to up him? Yes, Queen. I didn't know I had it like that. How come I feel like this is exactly what happens on the 3-11 cruise?
Starting point is 00:45:12 There it is, three. I'm sick. Three. Okay, is Blake really three inches, Andrew from Portland? Three inches? Bend over and I'll show you. No, no. That's way too big.
Starting point is 00:45:24 He's two inches. Next question. Free? Is anyone? Is anyone? I love you guys. That's a weird ass question. I feel like that was teeing me up to show my dick, and I just can't get there until tonight.
Starting point is 00:45:37 Oh, my God. We got to save something for the grand finale. The Norwegian jewels at full mast. Oh, my God, man. Would we be friends if we didn't work together? And I think so. Yeah. You look at boys.
Starting point is 00:45:50 can say that. I think we would we definitely would Blake. We would. Yeah, we would. For sure. I'm just wondering how I would have met Durs. Like, where do you think we would have met? At some store I was shopping at that you were working at. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:06 You know, which... I'd be like, does this come in medium, sir? I'm working at R.E.I. And I sell you some, like, hiking boots or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could see that. Okay. Yeah, I think I would have been friends with theirs. and I would have been friends. Exactly kind of how we all became friends.
Starting point is 00:46:24 I was friends with Durs. I was friends with you. And then you'd bring him into the fold. Yeah, that's what I think. I think if this is so like, I don't think in adult life it's that easy to make friends. You kind of do. Let's talk about it, guys.
Starting point is 00:46:35 But I think if we dialed it back and we were in high school together, I think we would have been friends. I think so too. And I think I would have been friends with Blake. But I don't know if you would have been in the... Not publicly. Well, let's just keep it real. Okay.
Starting point is 00:46:49 Blake was not out. in high school that much. He's come out. He's come out now. Like, my vibe was my seven bros and what we did instead of socialized was play Magic the Gathering. That's just what we did. Sure. Right. But I had friends in every group or whatever. I was very alone. No, I was like, I was into a lot of things.
Starting point is 00:47:11 Right. When you're a swimmer, you're an athlete, but you're not. That's right. That is correct. Because it's not a sport. Exactly. Yes. When you're in like the comedy show, you're an actor, but you're not a theater kid, right? And when you're stupid, but you smoke weed with smart kids, you're your own island. That's right. That makes perfect sense, and I follow that 100%. That you, bitch. Afro fetus. Yeah, Blake was a real afro fetus. Oh, yeah, I was very underdeveloped in high school as well. Yeah. Do you think that guys who get, this is a question I thought about in the shower
Starting point is 00:47:44 this morning, do you think teenage boys? Yes. I can't talk about that. Do you think guy, he can't He's in the files. I can only speak to guys and maybe women help me out here, but like guys who get pubs and armpit hair early. Sure. How nice would that have been?
Starting point is 00:48:00 Do you think that gives them like an extra strut in like eighth grade when they're like, let's take the shirts off, shirts first skins, I'm skins, they rip it off,
Starting point is 00:48:09 show the pit hair and it's the equivalent for women what's up? You get your tan French. Get your tities early. You walk a little bit more confident. Well, I'm sorry, you wore a sweater
Starting point is 00:48:19 because you, you didn't have or you had too much? They were huge. Dang, your boobs were huge. Don't be embarrassed. Trust me embarrassed. That's cool. You developed early.
Starting point is 00:48:28 Thank you. And come on up. Come on up. Just so everyone know, I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, no. We don't want to rock the boat. But I think dudes who get the pit hair and then maybe everyone catches up to them,
Starting point is 00:48:40 do you think they go through a thing we're like, I'm not unique anymore. I'm not the guy with the pit hair. Absolutely. I think I really lucked out because I developed a little bit later, but then I also would. was hit by the cement truck, so I had that X factor going for me. Right, right.
Starting point is 00:48:53 Or I was like, hey, I'm like in a wheelchair. And my legs are fully extended because I couldn't bend then. I'm all my, I'm sorry, bitches. I can't grow facial hair or armpit hair, but my legs don't work. Right. Your boobs are huge. But this dick does. Everyone who was in a wheelchair in my high school got ridden on by, like, people they did not know.
Starting point is 00:49:15 Oh, okay. You would just be cruising and you'd have someone on your back and you'd be like, I don't know them. Oh, written on. I thought you said written on. No, no, no. They would just jump on the back and get a free ride. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:26 You got to give rides for days. No, they're not giving it. They're taking rides on you. Oh, okay. And you're just like, all right. All right. You get on the elevator?
Starting point is 00:49:36 That didn't happen for me. It was a lot of me getting out of class early. Yeah. To go to the next class. Oh, your passing period was long. Oh, dude. It got to be like 20 minutes long. I'm like, I need 10 minutes to,
Starting point is 00:49:49 get over there and then there was a lot of vandalism on our way to the next class yeah all right vandalism rocked yeah um so this is an important question who has shit the most on the boat so far what the hell are this what's going on what's going on with this you guys
Starting point is 00:50:04 next one like out of us or just in general yeah somebody put a hand up if you think you've shit an extraordinarily amount of that guy this guy this is a couple the woman pulls his hand up for him My husband's shit's constantly. It's a problem.
Starting point is 00:50:23 The whole boat has just been him in the bathroom. He brought this wizard hat to poop in. I assume you sound like that. Am I close? No. This person asked, would you consider cereal to be a soup? Stop it. Serial to be a soup. Is this the new hot dog sandwich, diehard Christmas movie question?
Starting point is 00:50:43 I guess. What's the cold soup? Gospacho. Dispacho. Yeah, I consider it a, in the Gospatio. Gaspaccio family. Gaspaccio? Gaspaccio.
Starting point is 00:50:52 I consider it. Cereo is not a soup. No. Okay. No, it's not a soup. We decided here. Does soup need a broth? What is soup, though?
Starting point is 00:51:03 Oh, shit. Does it need a broth? It needs a broth. That's what... And milk's not a broth. It's kind of like with, like, salad. But that's what fucking throws me is because, like, potato salad, pasta salad. Okay, well, now that we're getting into it, maybe it's a soup.
Starting point is 00:51:18 Right? Now that we're talking about it, it could be a soup. Like, salad is either like something really healthy and, like, leafy, or it's covered in mayo. So, like, what is the distinction there? That is crazy. Wow, dude. This shit is. Let's all just think about that for a minute.
Starting point is 00:51:35 Mind-blowing. This question has... Who has the biggest biceps and can you show us? And we measured just two or three podcasts ago. And Ders and I are both pumping out a solid 14 and a half. 14 and a half inches right here. And Blake is decidedly smaller. One inch tinier than me and me.
Starting point is 00:51:59 Was it just one? It was one. I thought it was much. He's coming for us. I'm just talking to send it. Fair enough. Haven't seen you the gym. Blake's a beefy little boy.
Starting point is 00:52:08 Thank you. Yeah, Afro fetus, no more. No more. I grew up. This is the glow up. I feel like that's what you said to like, you ran into an old teacher at a bar. And she's like, well, well,
Starting point is 00:52:18 if it is an Afro fetus. And you're like, I grew up. She's like, are you still stupid like you were? And you're like, yeah, still haven't read Weathering Heights. Weathering Heights? Weathering Heights. Well, what is Worthering? Wuthering.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Wintering. It's with the U. It's not with the eye. Oh, so now y'all are readers. It's Worthering Heights? It's Worthering Heights. Look at all these. It's Wuthering Heights?
Starting point is 00:52:46 Honestly. I think it's Wuthering. What the fuck kind of word is that? Wuthering. It's not Wuthering. It's Wuthering. No, that's what old men give you. They have a pockets full of Wothers.
Starting point is 00:52:59 Right. And they hand them to you and they're delicious Butterscotch treat. So we can assume that the movie's about like when you get that Wurther from somebody, you're like, high-hast. You're fucking peaking. The whole movie is just like an old man
Starting point is 00:53:12 slipping sexy ass Jacob Allerty and sexy ass Margo Robbie. Some sweet butterscotch treats. They are hot. It's like Liam Neeson is like a taken dude, but he also like kills people with Werthers. Oh, I love it. And that's what I feel movies. We got away from that for a while. We got away from that. That? Just having really, really sexy hot people as the stars of movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because by the way, it doesn't get sexier than Jacob Allorty and Margot Robbie. Absolutely. Just have them star in the movies. They're hot as hell.
Starting point is 00:53:45 We don't need to be in any movies. We get it. They exist. These people, exist in the world and they need to be on the screen. They got to be up there, worthering. Why hasn't a woman formally participated in a Formula One race weekend in over a decade? Think about how many skills they have to develop at such a young age. What can we learn from all of the new F1 romance novels suddenly popping up every year? He still smelled of podium champagne and expensive friction. And how did a 2023 event called a,
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Starting point is 00:59:06 Search the Cino Show and listen now. So Elizabeth would like to know who's the hardest to get out of bed. Oh, Adam, for sure. Oh, yeah, that's me. For sure, without a doubt. I'm a sleepy. There's been legit three or four times on the road
Starting point is 00:59:26 over the years where you're like, Adam's not responding. Do we send security into his room? Yesterday I slept and this is not a joke for 15 hours. Okay. So, yeah, I'm a little California sunbear. Hibernating.
Starting point is 00:59:42 Okay. Kevin wants to know, do wizards poo? What the fuck, dude? What the fuck is going on? And no, they don't. I mean, we got a couple of wizards in the building. Do you poo? Wait, oh, interesting, interesting. You guys must be from different realms.
Starting point is 00:59:58 Yeah, okay. I guess the portal opened up to a different room. realm. Hell yeah, brother. A different realm. What was the most memorable moment on the workaholic set, would you guys say? Oh, most memorable? When Jet Set died.
Starting point is 01:00:13 Yeah, RIP. A, IP Jet Set. RIP. IP. We fucking love them. Dude, I know they'd be on this ship with us. They kind of are. In our hearts. They are here. We love a jet set. We love a Wayman. And on a serious note,
Starting point is 01:00:29 we were younger guys. and then somebody we worked with who was older and brought a specific sauce. We all remember this, dude. He was amazing to the show. Jet set. And then he was gone. Grew up a little bit that day.
Starting point is 01:00:43 Yeah. Yeah. Well, you did kick him in the chest that day. Yeah. Yeah. And that's why I was like, maybe I don't do that anymore. And we live and we learn.
Starting point is 01:00:52 Yeah. It was for a stunt, but he did die later that afternoon and we don't think it's theirs his fault. We definitely don't. Or was it? Or are we joking about this live on Netflix? RIP, Jetset.
Starting point is 01:01:05 We're not. We loved him. And Weiman. Poor Weiman, dude. Weiman rocked. Wayman. Big shout out. Rest and peace, my man.
Starting point is 01:01:13 That's why I will absolutely never forgive Paramount Plus. This is true. For not letting us make the movie when everyone was alive. Yeah. Who's next? Fuck. Blake tonight? We don't know.
Starting point is 01:01:28 We don't know. Probably like tonight. Maybe Aco or Atiba, they might fall off the ship. If they're even still alive. I think I see Aco. Okay, Aco's around. There is. There is.
Starting point is 01:01:39 They're both out there. Aco and Atahba. The blackouts are very, very good friends. The ship, not Sixth Man, who's putting on the production. Not us, but the captain of the ship came and talked to Isaac about Aco and Atiba. He's like, these boys are out of control. I'm afraid they're going to fall off the ship. They're bringing it.
Starting point is 01:02:03 They're bringing it. And they're going to bring it tonight again, right? Yeah, you're going to bring it this afternoon. All right. Good luck. And good luck to you, gentlemen. Good luck. Godspeed.
Starting point is 01:02:15 I'd say the most memorable, well, we did find a couple dead bodies, which is kind of wild. That is true. On set, yeah. That is true. I remember we were shooting one scene, and we were on the side of the road. and we were shooting, when you shoot a show, you're there for like 12 hours. I know, dude. Okay, I'm talking about it.
Starting point is 01:02:36 Yeah, you know. I'm telling that. I'm explaining. I know, though. And, okay, I'm explaining. And you're there for, Blake doesn't know. Okay, so you're there for 12 hours. Oh, were we?
Starting point is 01:02:45 Yeah, and the whole time we were going, my God. Dude. Did someone step in shit? Yeah. And we're all checking our shoes. Dark. We're asking the crew guys, we're like, hey, you stepped in shit, didn't you? Smells rotten.
Starting point is 01:02:57 We did not step in shit. And then as we were packing up and leaving for the day, one of the Transpo guys comes and he's like, hey, turns out it wasn't shit. And I'm like, oh, what was it? He's like, it was a dead body. Okay, dokey. Which was 10 feet away from us on the side of this cliff,
Starting point is 01:03:14 and there's just a dead body decomposing. It happens. It happens. It happens. Hey, when you're in Southern California, you might find a dead body. I wish they were like buzzards. We're like, damn, these birds are fucking ruining sound.
Starting point is 01:03:28 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. Moving on. Hey, Samantha wants to know, have any of you lost any teeth as adults and how? I was flossing the other day. Okay. And a tooth just came loose. Is that normal?
Starting point is 01:03:45 No. What does that mean exactly, and should I be worried? Okay. I feel like humans need to... I guess I should be worried. I think humans need to evolve to lose their teeth one more time. I think we need one more cycle of teeth. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:00 Right? And people are nodding in agreeance. Thank you. Agreement. You should lose your teeth as a baby. You should have a few and then when you're 30, you get another set. And keep going on this, because how come? Why do you need to lose more teeth?
Starting point is 01:04:14 Why do you want to go through that? Can you imagine being in like your 20s or 30s and you're dating and you go up on the date and you're like, I just fluff off my front two. The second one. We're all doing, like, everyone's just gnarly. You have kids that's age who are losing their teeth. They all look insane. It's kind of...
Starting point is 01:04:31 And you want to do that? I mean, there's like hockey players. They pull it off. They look cool. I know, but we all look at that and go, God, they're so tough. Yeah, that's true. This is just...
Starting point is 01:04:39 We're losing them. That's true. Do you think that's how the guy, when he rode heated rivalry, he saw a guy without teeth and he's like, I got... He got to see these guys fuck. He was getting dome from some guy with just gumming them.
Starting point is 01:04:51 Oh, man! And he was like, that was unbelievable. What's your deal? He's like, I play hockey. He says, Tell me more. I'm gonna come. The answer is no, but I do.
Starting point is 01:05:04 Dude, I think if my teeth start to go, if I get rotten teeth, like some of my family members have rotten teeth, I'm gonna get full on veneers. Some big, pearly wires. Join the party.
Starting point is 01:05:18 Let's do it. We're like, I can no longer be an actor, I have to be a weatherman. Oh, yeah. Where they're like, you can't, you have to talk about the weather now. You can't be in movies anymore. So you want to have the body of a CrossFit woman and a weather man.
Starting point is 01:05:33 That's exactly right. You're getting ratings. Hey, I know. You're going to get cast in trolls is what's going to happen. Please don't stop the music. Okay. That's life. We'll do it in life.
Starting point is 01:05:45 Blake, what is your favorite beer? Uh-oh. I mean, Takate. Takate. Please don't stop the music. All right. I love Takate. The vibe of Takate.
Starting point is 01:05:58 And what is the vibe of a Takate? I just like, I think of Mexico, I think of boxing. It's just like, the cans cool as fuck. Tacate's the shit. I like a Modelo because they talk about the fighting spirit a lot. Oh, yeah. They talk about
Starting point is 01:06:14 the fighting spirit, and I'm like, man, I'm fucking so tough when I drink this beer. Right. I like that. Yeah. Ever been in the fight? No. No, no, no, no. Do you want to fight later tonight? I've been beaten up a few, a handful of times. Okay, yeah. Never lost a tooth.
Starting point is 01:06:28 Just Coors Light. It's like a water. Yeah. You know, it's like a hydration. I do like a water beer. I thought, you know what? I like a McAlobe Ultra. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:35 That really, that really goes down smooth. How did you guys, I did not like this, surviving the IPA decade where it was like, you're just eating like a piece of bread out of a bottle. Yeah. And I'm like, can't we just get like a water beer or like a Corona or a fucking Gorslight? Yeah, the darker beers. but I feel like Gennis is coming back right now because the split the G thing,
Starting point is 01:06:59 which is fucking kind of cool. I'll split your G moves. What the hell? You know what the hell? Don't what the hell? Don't mean, Vern? So, Nikki from Texas, it's her 19th anniversary.
Starting point is 01:07:09 Keep it going for Nikki from Texas. There she is. What kind of anniversary? There's no way to tell. What kind of anniversary? Wedding anniversary? Oh, wedding anniversary. Congratulations, you too.
Starting point is 01:07:21 My God. That's incredible. Yeah. Who is your dream co-stars? Greg from Phoenix wants to know this. Jamie Fox. Yes. Yep. Jamie Fox rocks.
Starting point is 01:07:32 It's got to happen. Kurt Russell. I said it, dude. Kurt Russell's my guy. Been there done that. And I'll say Anders Holm and Blake Anderson. Oh my God. I love you guys.
Starting point is 01:07:41 Kiss my mustache. Kiss his mustache. No, I'm good. He can. I'm okay. I'm okay. Are there any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slam so far? Huh.
Starting point is 01:07:52 Don't sue me if I hit you in the face with the buzz ball. and take catching lessons. That's all. Please. I just want to kind of double down on what I've been saying. You people have been so fucking cool on this phone. You people! This cruise has been unreal.
Starting point is 01:08:09 Going into this, it's like, what's it going to be like? Who the fuck knows? But you people make this fucking cruise rat as shit. He's crying. I appreciate you. Blake's crying. I appreciate you.
Starting point is 01:08:21 Honestly, I would like to also double down on what Blake said. Let's go. Okay. And thank you guys so much for coming out. You guys have been fucking phenomenal. Thank you to the six-man crew who put this all together. They know how to do this damn thing because we would be lost.
Starting point is 01:08:38 Yeah. And I'm going to triple down. I'm going to triple down. I'm going to triple down on this. I'm going to thank you guys. And six-man crew, do what you do. We on the Norwegian Jew. Yes.
Starting point is 01:08:51 Purple south. If we were on anything besides Norwian, Norwegian cruise lines, I don't think I would have signed up. There we go. Real Norway. Fuck, fuck Carnival, dude. Fuck Carnival. Hey.
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