This Is Important - Ep 294: Butthole-Maxxing & Motrin

Episode Date: April 14, 2026

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what's the most important, bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet. Today on this is important? People have been eating butts like groceries. You want to know the difference between us? It gets started a treatment. Hey, give it to me straight, Doc, am I butthole maxing or what? Buckle up. Fart, fart, fart. I don't even know what that was.

Fart fart, fart. I didn't. That was a live mix. For anybody still listening. to the pot and not watching on Netflix, you just got an exclusive remix. Wow. And you could hire Blake Anderson for any backyard function.

You got it. Yeah, and the way you said that, it makes me feel like you hate Netflix? Why do you hate Netflix, Blake? The way you said that. Well, they don't let us play music. I wish we could still play music, but I understand it's just part of the game.

Kumbaya. That's life Is what it is Yeah You would play music if you weren't such a bitch Okay Well I just play it What are you scared of

What are you afraid of I just know they mute it They just know they mute it They just yeah It would just be a serious Oh are you scared of mute You're squared of quiet silence People wouldn't even understand

What the hell was happening I live For uncomfortable silences Okay I know you do I know you Can we talk about Adam's new look

Please Okay Or are we just just sit in a silence and we look at them. I don't think the listeners want that. That's an uncomfortable silence. Is this silence uncomfortable? Hot, hot, hot, hot.

Now for anybody watching on Netflix, you are seeing Adam in all his glory. Very shagodetic. I wasn't really talking about your muscles. The lack of definition is it's not, it's the light, dude. I know, I know. It's this Netflix

lighting, dude. My triceps are fucking poppy. Yeah, you got the huff. Is that what they call it the goat hoof? It's not so... Horseshoe? Horseshoe. I don't really...

And he's not in the manosphere, are you telling me? I just know what they? Kumbaya. I just know these things. What people say to me at the gym. I just know what people say. Oh, he's at the gym, or is he at the mano gym? The manor gym.

I'm going to come. Actually, do we open that chain? The mano gym? No, you know what I was thinking we could? The amount of look maxing conversations that are happening out. I, Jim. Yeah. What about this, though?

What is we rebrand loose butthole to butthole maxing? Oh. Doesn't that seem like, because you're making your butthole extremely large, Blake, you have the floor expound on that. That's it. Oh, that's it. That's it. Well, do it a lot.

I don't think that's what, oh, that you mean, oh, okay, loose butthole. But maxing people consider it a good thing, like maxing out their potential. Also, I'm ready to rebrand loose butthole to something that's really great. Oh, okay. I think depending on the person, it could be, you know, if you are partaking in anal sex with someone, you hope their ass hole, their butthole was loose. You do? Tighten but hole.

Well, too tight. Too tight it would hurt them. I'm not trying to cause any pain, right? No, no, no, no. We, ooh. Right? I don't know, bro. You got, I don't know.

You're the one with the bucket hat. You tell me, brother. You're the one who looks like a predator right now. Dude, it fits this big, big, big, burr. Sorry. Big beautiful brain. So you're... Biggest.

You're saying that some... A tremus! You want someone with a loose butthole because you don't want to hurt them. Yeah. The loose butthole. He's a lover, man. That's right.

That's what you're saying you want. Essentially. Yeah, you don't want to injure them. I can already tell this top five pot. I mean, I would love to have that person on here to talk about... Butthole matching? That situation. Butthole matching?

Well, just the... Just the like, what is the like, if you're a gay dude, like, what's the pain threshold? Like, what is... Or a straight guy who enjoys anal? Sure. Hegging? Yeah. Wait.

Blake? Blake? Oh, my God! Thank you, God. Blake? I think we've covered this. You got, you want to admit anything? I actually was, I actually was having a conversation with some friends.

And they were... Bottle maxing? Yeah. We were talking about butter. whole maxis. Yeah. And I heard that I heard that anal organ, organet anal orgasms. Adam looks like a

runaway grandma. We found your grandma. He works right when Ernest would dress up like the grandma like to like escape people with like the neck break. Oh yeah. Yeah. Not on me. Okay. I heard that. Do you is there somewhere else you're supposed to be, ma'am?

You know what I mean? Yeah. I heard that men can have anal orgasms like that's that's light work like that's easy like when you goodbye oh my god yes

this is obvious we've all learned this in the movie road trip this is why gay guys do they you know this is why they're there are bottoms or else what would be the point but wait we've all it's science didn't we all learn this in road trip when they went to the doctor and she like

shoved fingers up his asshole to do a milking? Yes, that's my bad though. And aren't you just milking with a dick? I don't know. I assume. You just, your dick's like a dunkeroo. It's a dunkeroo. You're just dunking that shit.

I just thought, I thought men and women both had the ability to orgasm anally. I think women can, but I think dudes are, it's much more right there because of the, This is so seventh grade sex education class. Yes. Because dudes have the, what is it called? It's not the G-Bot.

We know that you know. The prostate. We know that you know. You don't have to pretend and be like, yeah. If they put two fingers and they just go like this. It's science. Apparently, we know that you know. I don't do that.

You brought it up multiple podcasts. It's fine if you do. It's light work, dude. It's light work. As you said, we know that you know, that's okay. I'm just saying... Listen, you're talking about prostate milking. Okay.

And that's the orgasm you're talking about bottoms having. But a woman doesn't have a prostate. Sure. That's true. To you. And this was one of... A signature on your city and silence. You want an awkward silence?

I got to get crickets. I got to get crickets. Loose, butthole. Okay. God hit us with a wiki. Wickey. Give it to us. This is a massage of the prostate gland via the rectum or the perineum.

And the pridium is... Your taint, correct? Come by, yeah. This article needs additional citations for verification. Okay, sure. Thanks, Todd. Yeah, hey, thanks for that. Oh, here we go.

No, you got to open it. The prostate takes part in the sexual response cycle and is essential for the production of... I knew that. I knew that. Okay. So, yeah, if you tickle it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna come.

You stay. It's light work, as Blake said. The jizzing is light work. All right. Where are we going with this? Blake, what was your original argument? What do you would say? He was saying, uh, what, butthole maxing?

Is that what you were saying? Yes. I think we can, I think we can really meet the moment and we can embrace what we've set up in the past because it was the 15 year anniversary of workaholics coming out the other day. I like that no one tells us, and a lot of shows, like, do a thing for it. How'd you even know that? You know, get a cast back together? Kyle, like, retweeted it or put it in his story.

You'd think Isaac would give us a heads up? Honestly, I think it was that shit's important that they really keep up on their shit. That shit's important, Instagram. Thank God for them. They're running in. They really, they really keep us up to date. They tell me when it's my kid's birthdays. Oh.

Yeah. Oh. Super helpful. Okay. Oh. They're always like, did you get those eggs on the way home? And I'm like, God damn, and I got to turn back around. Gotcha, bitch.

Okay, so he was saying loose butthole is like, is. Is butthole maxing? Maybe we rebrand it. And then. But I think butthole, loose butthole, we said was like. It's a bad thing and looks maxing for these idiots who do it, consider it a good thing. Butthole maxing would be tightening. Retracting?

Would be tight butthole. Even though Adam says it. lead an injury, which led Blake to the conversation, which is, I think, what I was trying to circle back to, which was that men can have an orgasm through their butthole, and we just just, it's a prostate massage, right? Right. I remember hearing about a reach-around, and for a very long time being like, yeah, yeah, reach-around, and not really even understanding what a reach-around was.

That is just... I still don't know. And so, right? Yes, you do. That's self-explanatory. Do you? But if you think about it. Now, right now in this moment, do you think you know what a reach-around is?

I think it's when I'm getting pegged. When I'm getting pegged, my girl starts yanking on me while I, well, it's happening. She has to reach around. That's a reach-around. Yeah. Well, yeah, I didn't know it was about getting pegged. Well, no, no, no. Well, I'm putting it into my life.

When you're getting BFed. Yep. Yep, we know. We know that you know. But this is also in a fantasy world. I'm not ever doing that. Peg Bundy. No, no, no.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm just making it true to what it would be in my life. Don't care, Blake, that that's your life. We don't care. Then that's perfectly fine. But I never, I guess I never put that together. I just thought like, a quick, it's like almost like a sneak attack.

Like a girl sneaks up on you and just like, it can be. Adam, it can be. But I think it comes from this phrasing of like, hey, if you're going to fuck me in the ass, you, the least you could do is give me a reach around. There's some, like, saying about, like... Classic, that classic phrase. Does no one know what I'm talking about? The saying?

It's like, the guy fuck me in the ass, didn't even bother to give me a reach around. It's like when you're getting screwed over. Oh, it's like old... No, he's right. It's like old, like 80s, 90s, like boss talk. This is... This is... This is what Ted Sarandos told me yesterday about the deal we made with him.

He goes, wow, you guys really bit me over. It didn't even give me a reach around. I go, that's right, baby. Give me those Netflix bucks. Yeah, no, Ted is old. Ted's words. Ted's old school. See, I understand why Ders thinks this now is because he grew up with older brothers.

I grew up. Right. Who watched 80s, who watched a lot of 80s movies. I feel like they said shit like that in 80s movies. A lot of. But, yeah. Yeah. But, okay, so this is.

They didn't say that in Encino Man when you guys are watching. Full metal jacket. I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around. Punk rock, getting radical. I'll be watching you. So it is truly...

Full metal jacket, which came out, what? 78, 79. That's a Kubrick film? Old school. Right? That's a Kubrick film, is it? Vintage. I don't even think it's the 70s. I think it's 80s, isn't it?

87. Is that a Kubrick film? Yes. 87, my God. Damn, good year. Yeah, so I was six when I saw that. Cool, man, and you remember it. To this day.

That's cool, brother. That movie's unhinged. I want to watch that. Fucked. I mean, I rewatch that one. The coolest pivot ever was the way that the, like, colonel or general or whatever was the dude from saving Silverman. That was fucking... Yeah, it's just a working actor.

Oh, but he... Oh, man. You thought he just had to hang up the spurs after that? I saw saving Silverman. anymore. No, I saw Saving Silverman. First, I saw a full metal jacket second. So I'm like, eh, it's a powerful performance. But I like it better when he's shitting in the front yard and wiping his ass with the mail. Yeah. That was full metal? Last time. I got to see Saving Silverman again. Saving Silverman is goaded. I mean, is that a double

feature that we should put up in videos or something? You got to run that one right back, right back. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. That's a great film. Well, I will say the, the reason that I'm wearing the glasses and less so the hat. I don't know why I threw the hat on. I've been having the worst migraine for the last two days. Oh, what's up? And it's been vicious, dude. Did you stop drinking?

And the reason I said, hey, wait, wait a few minutes before we started, I ran downstairs and took some motrin. I motrined up. Oh. Is this an ad? You have to say it's an ad. It's not an ad. This seems like a weird ad.

So what is the... It's not an ad. Why would that be an ad? I don't know. I feel like you hired writers who are like... And then you're going to put on a hat and glasses and you're going to say you ran downstairs so it seems real. And try and work in the hat into a bit and then say the word motre. Undercover ad?

Are you getting under the table? No, I think we do another ads. I listened to our podcast last week and I was like, Jesus Christ. What? Eyeheart makes us do so many goddamn ads. You don't realize how many. there are until you actually listen to the podcast. I understand

the flak that we get. The uproar. And so it seems like you're trying to move on from me explaining that maybe you just did a motron ad. Well, if you're going to slip an ad in and have it not feel so cumbersome, you might want to do something along these lines. I love that, Durs, thanks that. This is what Motrin paid.

Well, I guess I'm just like, why are you telling us, You went down, why are you stopping everything to go, and I guess I should tell you, I'm wearing the satin glasses because I had a thing. And I went downstairs to get a Motrin. Oh, okay. The tape top was just, why are you in disguise? Why are you in this other guys clothes? It's been a hard day, okay? And there's nothing to get you through those days like Motrin.

I was. It was not a commercial. What is now? That's what you take. That is now. You're wearing. three things you don't ever wear and then you're looping it back to Motrin?

I wear sunglasses, dude. Not during the pod. Dude, I just have, I just, I was just saying in case, in case I seem a little off this podcast, it's because I have a horrible migraine and the only thing that's for me that Saul's migraine. If I don't get one of these fucking dollars, Motrin dollars is extra strength. Isaac's fucking gone. Little yellow different.

I like that, bro. brother. I like that. And by the way, if you're listening, if you work in advertising and you're listening, you're welcome. This is how you fucking do it. This is how you do it. We can fit them in. We can fit them in very naturally. Don't send us your bullshit.

See, this is... Okay, here we go. Look at my eyes. I just need a little vizine. Look at my eyes. What about it? Does this look like a guy who's ready to be fully podcasting right now? No. I need the motor.

I need to wear these sunglasses. And you know what? It's time activated. And I need to wear these Garrett light sunglasses. The only thing that protects my eye. And this haines, this fruit of a loom fucking wife beater that we don't call them that. What do we call them again? Men's tank tops, I think.

Peg beaters. Well, you know what? You actually inspired me, Blake. What? You inspired me. For what? You, uh, I, uh, I, uh, I, uh, I, uh, I remember we...

I'm gonna leave. We wore these tank tops for the Vegas show when we came out and then we ripped them off. Oh, yeah. All sexy, like, we had a little dance on. And then you gave me a really nice compliment, and you said, wow, you, I never see you in a wife feeder. You said wife beater. I've never seen you in a wife feeder. And I go, oh, yeah.

And then you go, you don't look that bad. And I was like, oh, wow, thanks. And that actually built my confidence up. I was like, I came home and I bought a pack of, I called the men's tank tops, white tank tops. And it built my confidence up unlike, was it Seattle where you called me a fat little piggy, oink, and said, you're like, oh, yeah, you are gaining a lot of weight, you fat piggy. I told you, dude. This dude is the scorecard on this guy. You tell him something.

Is etched in stone. He hangs on to it. He hangs on to it. How's that liquid death? I'm like it. Atremus! I'm like an elephant. Tremus!

And the only thing that's bringing me back from this horrible migraine is Motrin, and I swallow it with a nice ice-cold gulp of liquid death. They're back. I'm a dude. How often are you getting these migraines? Are they frequent, or is this once in a blue moon? It's a blue moon. I haven't got one in months.

Okay, good. Well, over six months. What brings them on? You don't know what brings them on? I don't know. I do not know. No clue. I've been having an A-L-K week.

Sometimes I have like a pain that's like right behind my eye. Like if I put any pressure on it, it really hurts. Is that a migraine? That's a tumor. That seems like a brain tumor. It's either a bot-plied or a tapeworm works its way up to your brain. I do need to get into the doctor. I got to get looked.

that. I gotta get air. Yeah, we've talked about this. When's the last time you're at the doctor? It's been a minute, man. And I told myself I was going to do it on my birthday. And I have not. Could you ask him to look max your asshole? I'm going to.

They butthole max me. Well, you're over 40. He might need to look smacks your asshole. Hey, give it to me straight, Doc. Am I butt hole maxing or what? How am I looking back there? Looks max your asshole does roll off the tongue a little better. It isn't bad.

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Listen to the 1021 podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And by the way, with these youngsters eating butthole, they're going to want to look smacks their asshole. Now, are we still in that or are they still claiming that? I know for a while it was eating... It's probably worse now. I think it was millennials that were eating assholes. Yeah. I think Kevin Gates, the rapper, started it with like eating butt like gross.

and like everybody kind of kind of rallied behind that. Well, I don't know if people wanted to hashtag me to that. He got it from somewhere. People were out eating butts like groceries. And then he was like, oh, shit, let me write that down right. Right. And that's often what you hear.

These rappers are just telling the stories of their upbringing in the streets. Yeah, there's like, quick, where's a pen? I have to write that down. That's gold. They're just wrapping about what they see, right? Yeah, they're not making stuff up. It's what they see. in the streets. I remember, and it's

obviously, it's a tale as oldest time, but I do remember a friend in college who was like, uh, that girl I've been going out with a couple times? I'm like, she like licks my asshole. Pizza pizza. I was like, what? I'm 20. I'm like, what? Ew! What? Why?

He's like, I don't know, but well, and you're basically a Gen Zier, so that's, it's been happening. It's been happening. It's been happening. It's been happening. It's been. happening. People have been eating butts like groceries well before Kevin Gates. Right, right. Well, I mean, now that I know that

it fucking goes off and it's, what did I say? It's light work. It's light work. It's light work. Is it? Is it light work? It feels like it'd be a heavy work. Yeah, I don't think

I don't think the eating of the asshole would give you an orgasm because don't you have to go indoors? Now, this is Adam, this is Adam, you know. Adam, you know. You had all the answers a minute ago. And you're grilling me about it.

I love how he's like, Blake, if you're saying it, you know, Adam, just say what you know. Don't tilt your glasses down at me. Grandma, a gamao. Don't, jimal. Don't tilt your glasses down at me. I'm just saying, no, wouldn't you need to, well, how are you supposed to rub the, the male? What's the male clitoris we just talked about? The prostate?

Are we talking about the prostate? The prostate. The prostate. You have to rub the prostate, but you can't do that from just the outside of the asshole. That's inside the asshole. I have no clue. By the way, you guys know it goes this.

I have no clue. It goes first date. It goes second date. And then if you're lucky, it goes prostate. Okay. Wait a minute. If you're lucky, if you're lucky. You earn those.

You earned those, bud. Trimus. Wait, what was that? I've, I, I, I, Dreymus. No, a Dude, are you guys not up on

the nascente? A tremus? A tremus? But he, it's called Artemis, you fucking dumb ass. Yeah, it's Artemis. It's a tremis. A tremus.

What are you talking about? I'm gonna name my next child, Atremus. I like. A tremus. This is straight Parmesian cheese here, bro. Are you serious? It's not a tremus.

It's Artemis. That is a dumbest. name. I've been watching the news the last... Artemis is like Apollo's grandma or some shit. Artemis is a legitimate word. Atremus. Atremus is a fire-ass name. A tremus does sound like...

Atremus is a thing that you made up. Yeah. Atremus is like... Well, now I know. When you're playing Dungeons and Dragons with your basement friends... Yes? That's, you guys, like, my... My warrior's name is Atremus.

And it's a fake thing. Artemis... What Artemis is. Artemis is a real thing. A tree miss is when you go, hey, watch me throw this rock against that tree. It's like a great god or some shit. What is it? What is Artemis?

It's something to do with Apollo, right? It's because Apollo was the one that went to the moon before. By the way, it's not pronounced Apollo. It's pronounced Apollo. Okay. So please correct yourself before you correct me about a tree miss. Well, this is just the crew. We're literally want to know what Artemis means here, Todd.

Allegedly. It's not a tremus? Dude, this whole time I've been walking around my house screaming a tree. I hope so. I hope so. I want to see those fucking ring videos, please. Well, your girl is not in the country, right? She's like...

Oh, she's back. Oh, she's back. Okay. Okay. Artemis is the Greek goddess of hunting and wild animals. Wow. Atremus is the god of wild animals. Atremus is a wild animal.

I love a tremus. Dude, that is actually really upsetting to me. There's so many words that float around in my head that I'd only say aloud on the pod and it really... But the thing is you're switching the learners around. It's not even how it's spelled. It's not a pronunciation thing. It's just what you hope and wish it was. Oh, sir, I don't like it.

Well, and I know he's seen it written because it's... You're wobviously watching the news in order to see... Obviously. Wobviously. You're... Did I say wobviously? Yeah, and it's Wobios, that's fine. It's Wobvious.

You lose. Obviously, you're watching the news and you see it written. Yes. So, well, it's at the corner of my eye. I never actually watch the news. I just haven't won, so I see the headlines. You have it won, and it's Wobius. Yeah, it's okay.

It's fine. I have the news won, and it's Wobius, it's Atramus, brother. This reminds me of, do you remember when I, oh, my God, I sat on my nut earlier? Don Quay! You belvedere it? Oh, now I know why you have the fucking migraine. No, the migraine's been happening two days. This happened earlier mids migraine.

It was a fucking double whammy. Double whammy. But when I said Bukake. Yes, of course. And you guys, this is a similar situation. I said Bukake instead of Bukaki. And you guys didn't let me hear the end of it for about 11 years. And then now this is a much less funnier version than that.

but the fact that you said a tremus and you've been screaming it in your house. Wow, dude. So now your kids, they think it's a tremus. They're going to go to school. Kids, sit down. We're going to watch a tremet.

Lots. Watch this. This is important. Hey, y'all give a fuck about Artemis, but my kids will be on a tremus. Okay. And they will go even further. Okay.

I bet. Now, why? Now, here. You want to know the difference between us? You want to know the difference between us? You want to know the difference between us. You can start at a tremace. You could start at a tremace.

You could start a treemis. You could start. started dreams. I scream out. I don't give a fuck you. See who did this. Oh, boy. I'm so pissed.

Why should we care about Artemis? What is happening? I've not been... I don't know. I've only watched it out the corner of my eye. It's squashed in between talks of annihilation. By the way, Blake, you've brought it up. I know.

You brought it up. Because they keep shoehorn... I mean, this is a little old news now. We'll see where we're at when this thing. dang air. Well, I hope it doesn't blow up. God forbid something horrible happens. That's why you watch. I'm not even talking about that. I'm saying there's, that why you watch? They're squashing this atremis story in between like the war stuff. And it's like, bro, why do we keep cutting to the damn space dudes? Because nobody likes what's

happening out here. So they're like, let's check him on a travis. We got a hope for something. We got a hope or something. We got to, we're, this is a unifying moment. I feel. I, I just haven't been checking in because every time I look at the news, it's, The craziest thing. When Trump was, it was like Easter Sunday, and he's like, they called him the king of kings. You know, a lot of people call me the king. Imagine. And I'm like, what are we doing?

And then he's given another speech that was just as unhinged and crazy. And there was like a nine foot bunny in a bunny costume. Just standing next to him. We have, like, what world are we in? It's crazy. And then Artemis comes up and they're like, And then we're going to move. Space hug.

I literally thought we've been doing that every weekend for the past four years. And they're like, this is the first time it's been done since we went to the moon in 19, whatever, 60. I think they went a bunch of times in the 60s and then they haven't gone because it's like. They fuck it. Okay. Yeah. And then they just said, fuck it. Now they're going again.

I think it's expensive. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. It is weird that you're, you know, Everyone says we... I thought Bezos was doing that shit. No, it's not going to the moon. He just flies over, like, out into the space.

Into the, like, our atmosphere. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or, like, just leaves it and loops around or some shit. But, like, it is kind of wild. Like, I think we've been to the moon. I'll just say that. But... Okay.

Okay. But... You are so dumb. Hold maxing? We're a whole man. The, like, lack of advancements, or at least advancements that they've told. points that we have.

Thank you, thank you. I'm like, did we go? Okay. Like, how are we rocking, like, the same shit? It all looks the same.

They're like, this one's got another seat. So now we've got four astronauts. I'm like, but I, are we, can we fucking space max? Please?

No, Atremus did something different. What? There's a reason a Tremus is getting some play. I think it looped around like twice. And what is that? And then what is that reason?

I think it looped around twice and it got really cool photos because it was shot on an iPhone. So it's fucking extra clear. Almost too clear. Bro. Almost too cleared. Looks fake. You see the pores of those space aliens. But I'm just saying, how are we not landing kicking it?

Like, what? I'm just asking. They landed before. How are we not very easily landing? fucking happy dad on the moon. I feel. We got to get the sphere on the fucking moon. Yeah, you're right.

I think if it was so... It should be a club. We should have a club up there by now. We went... How many times in the 60s? I feel we should have flown our... Yeah, however many times. That's why I said six times, Todd says.

Six times. A baker's does it. Six times. And so now, in 20, 26... You got this. You can't fucking go up there. You build an actual, a kick-it zone. I feel like, why is not some trillionaire just going,

hey, you know what? We're building the ultimate club. Exactly. Even if, by the way, if I work at Disney, I go all hands on deck. We're paying for a Disneyland, the moon, to be there first. And by the way, it just has to be a room. I just want to party.

And you can send someone there every five years and it's still going to be worth it because someone's going to be like, I went to Disney Moon. Yeah, Disney Moon. When the Lakers win the championship, Luca goes to the fucking Disney Moon. Mother fucking Pluto.

On the moon. Oh, that's what I'm saying. Bro. Yes, points. I feel like we're in the fucking pitch room now. Holy shit. Pluto on the moon. The fact that there's not wild advancements in like the mechanical aspect of like how we get around,

how we get humans around on the moon isn't like wildly different. Makes me go, did this dude just actually did that back then in the 60s? Did this do this? I will say like we should definitely be doing some sort of like a halftime show from the moon. Like there should be some kind of performance. Absolutely. We don't have to go there, but some... The fact that Bruno Mars...

Is Bruno Mars with Pluto on the moon at Disney Moon? Yes, points! Bruno Mars, Pluto... On the moon. Come on. Hey, turns out I just need to have some Motrin to squash my migraine in order for me to collect all the points. Oh, man.

I mean, do you guys think I'm crazy? Yeah, no, I hear you. I mean about this, okay? I mean about this specifically. I hear you. Okay. I hear you. Yes. It gives one pause, but it's giving, it's giving one pause. It's giving smart. It's giving smart. I don't know, man. I just, I'm like, if you hold up a cyber truck, which I would say is the, like, craziest looking car of now. Pretty homely. Next to a fucking 66 Chevy or whatever, don't you go. That's a car. Don't you go. Don't you go. Don't you go. Wow, all right, like, this seems like it's probably radically more advanced. And maybe it's not that more advanced, as I say it. It is.

Nothing runs like a Chevy. But do you guys... Ever need a motrin? No, you guys like... Cumbaya. Do you guys... Dude, it hurts somebody nuts to laugh. Kumbia.

Do you guys like the look of a cyber truck? Here's what I said before I'll say it again I would never buy one but I think renting one for like a weekend somewhere would be fun to be like All right let's see what this about Comedy purposes

Not even comedy Just to be like What's this truck all about? I think it looks fine But I don't want it to be It becomes your personality It becomes your personality is the problem I think they're pretty freaking lame looking

It's like wearing a hat off to the side in your 50s. Yeah. Well, I feel like Kevin Federer like did that in that. He did it in his 20s. I'm saying if you're like a 50, even 40-year-old man who rocks your hat off to the side a little bit, it's like you're pretending to fit in at like some weird high school party.

So what if you were to wear a bucket hat over your headphones? Tilted. Then it looks like you're in disguise. What if? No, so all that's to say is that if you're a 20-thouse. 35 year old in a cyber truck, no love is lost. I get it. Great. You don't even know any better.

You're saying it's a young man's game. Yes, you have bad taste if you are a 20 year old and you... You just don't even know any better. Yeah, no, that's a good look. I feel like I would have known better. It's not a good look. I've actually... I have friends, close friends, that when I found out

that they... I believe you. We're on the list to buy a cyber truck. Not even had a cyber truck yet. We're on a list to get one right when they first came out and I first seen them I lost a lot of respect for that friend. You almost left the mannosphere.

And in fact, I'm less good friends at this person. Yeah, yeah. Because of it. Yeah. I think when I saw the initial You can say Kyle. The initial pictures, the initial, I thought it looked cool. I looked like it was straight from Robocop, which I'm a fan of the look of like Robocop. Maybe more total recall, but yeah. No, like the Robocop.

Who's the bad guy in Robocop? Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, you're talking about the, what's it called 9,000? No, no, no, but like the car they had. Oh, wait. No, I don't even know that one. There's like an ad for a car that the dude gets and then they blow it up. And he goes, oh, man, like, come on.

Whatever, anyway. That guy's a fucking legend. Black dude who pulls his dick out in front of the cop and then she looks and he punches her out off a balcony. A dream is. A dream is... Dude, this is Robocop or this is what? This is Robocom. Yeah, Robocom.

I guess you had rewatch Robocop. Oh, that's what they watched. I remember watching that one way too young. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. Like, viciously too young. Like I was six or seven or something. Like when Durst watched, uh, what was it?

Full metal jacket. That's right. Good, good. That's funny. That's funny. Thank you. I'm listening. I'm listening.

I'm listening. What's it called when you fuck up a callback? Is that a crawlback? Okay. Okay. Okay. Yes, but that is... When they basically...

You gotta be a little faster on those points button buttons. When they shoot up Robocop as a cop... The beginning of the movie. Before, like, when he dies, basically. And they, like, shoot his hand off and... Yes. But, like, when they just start blowing him away and blood is going everywhere

and the squibs in that movie are out of hand. That was ultraviolence. Yes. A time of ultraviolence. Like, that's what was hip. which was kind of fucking cool. That was like the same with like Trump. Game Over Man.

Yes, we were hearkening. Yes, we were. We were trying to hearken. We were trying to hearken. Because it was so like ludicrous that it would be that gory and that it makes it kind of funny. Kind of makes it kind of cool. You know what? And I know that the director who also did Total Recall and then he later did, what's the fucking one with the bug, Star-Shed Troopers?

Which was very much. Those movies are more satire, and Robocop was a satire, but I don't, the violence. It kept it a little too real. It kept it real, which I like better. I do too. I don't think I've ever seen revoke my man card from the Manosphere, but I don't think I've ever seen Starship Troopers. Can I tell you something? It's very much not a Manosphere movie.

No? At all. At all. It is actually. It's like a basement. I would argue it's a nerd core. What do they call it? What?

Like it's like a... Somebody help me. Yeah, it's like a... I probably pronounce it differently. Like a go-to. Is there another way to say that word? You probably got some stalwart. Stalworts.

I wish I was out of spelling being. I'm like, can you... Can you say the word wrong? Can you mispronounce the word? Can you mispronounce it? That's the word in Latin. And that's how you get it all right. What's the word in broken English?

Yeah. Stal word. Loyal word. liable hardworking. Yeah. Okay, but then not that. I don't think that was the word. Maybe I'm thinking of just a staple.

It's just definitely a staple. I sort of knew it the way you were explaining it. It made perfect sense. Which is why we hang out with each other. I mean, yo, you see, I have club last night had all those stalwarts. I thought it was like a go-to, was like a classic. Was like a staple. Yeah.

A staple. Yeah. We would be wrong. But like, yes, Starship Troopers, I think, is like, Comic-Con. No, I think they've got it wrong. No. Where did, Todd, where'd you get this from?

Here we go, Webster. No, because a Starship Troopers is very like tongue-in-cheek, and it's like, it's a very fun, fun movie. Wasn't... What is making you say it's like so nerdcore? Because it's not... It feels like a video game. Uh-huh.

Say less. Yeah. What do you do? That's right. Hey, light work, bro. You got it. You figured it now. All right.

Cool. What? Yes. Exactly. But it's not Robocop. Robocop is like hardcore. Total Recall has a girl with three titties. That was awesome.

Arguably, that's where the Venn... That's where the Venn diagram comes together. Okay? So you're saying... But doesn't Starship Trooper have tities in it? Am I tripping? Can somebody go on Mr.Skins.com? I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits.

What is the name? Heather? Heather? Is it Heather? Locklear? No, no, no. What's the woman's name who was like Charlie Sheen's ex-wife? Who was like a bomb. girl who's ho- she was like, I'm a scientist

in one of the Bond movies. Denise Richards. Denise Richards. Yes, with crazy eyes. Legend. Yeah, yeah. She's in the dock. Shout out to Wild Things, the movie Wild Things.

Yeah, shout out to Wild Things. You haven't seen that. That's a fun satire. It's better to see it when you're a teenager. When you're in the, whatever, the seventh grade. It's better to watch tonight. I think I might have to watch it. It's better to go back.

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Super violent? Isaac just wrote a pretty fun message. She goes, they have a shower scene where all the characters mean and women shower together. Punk rock, getting radical. So whatever that means. He can control my career. We love it when Isaac is in church. I don't know if they have a.

a scene where the women shower together. I know they're in a pool together. Oh, I'm not doubting Isaac on this. Yeah. I'm not. He doesn't chime in that often. I believe he. If he said it, he meant it.

I don't know. I'm getting radical. You're saying what's another ultra-violent movie that's not like a B movie, like one that's taken seriously? Yeah. Like, I remember seeing... Because like Toxic Avenger, anything like... Yeah, but that was hilarious.

Yeah, you're right. I remember watching natural born killers and coming home and telling my parents, like, I just saw a movie I don't think I should have seen. I've actually never seen that movie. I've never seen that. I remember that one was on like HBO as a kid

and I was downstairs and I was watching HBO when I wasn't supposed to because sometimes they would show tits, you know? Yeah, and I remember being very young and watching natural born killers and being truly frightened

thinking like I watched a real snuff film or something. So this is what I'm saying. The fact that you remember it is that's, that's that's but that's a young mind too you remember these things that fucking scar you yeah pre-weed well like what you you remember things that scar you yeah yeah that's why it's a scar yeah right okay what bro a troubus don't fucking i feel like i remember um don't come at me i remember predator two being like a little fucking wild also nah predator two is chill i think oh yes oh sorry

Sorry, Predator 1. Predator 2, yes, because they're, like, hanging upside down by, like, their ankles and have, like, their guts spilling out. That's a very... Super bloody. I don't know if I seen... I haven't seen the newest Predator, but that Prey movie was pretty fucking radical. The new one is better. I was just telling these dudes that Easter...

Even Mobile. They got to watch. Badlands is a bad one. Like, in a good way. Michael Jackson bad. Not Michael Jackson, bad. Michael Jackson, the song, Bad. Not Michael Jackson.

Allegedly what he did bad What Michael Jackson allegedly Allegedly Dude sorry we missed We missed Easter It was a bummer Ders They throw a little banger

With a lot of kids Getting a lot of Little candy egg And it's really fun And we did it two years in a row And we It's all good It's a best time I miss it this year

It was We went eight hours Oh my good Yeah I had maybe I think 10 of these little Topa Chica Ranch Waters. The kind of drink you can have 10 of on Easter and make sure your kids are all right.

That's fun. I purposely didn't bring a biggie buzzball this year because I remember last time I left it and Durs kind of cashed it out. Oh, that's right. That's when he gets buzzy with it. But maybe we bring it back next year. So that's why you didn't bring one because I had too much fun? Well, I was just like, it was like a tradition, but like I felt like not everybody was

vibing it. Yeah, that's true. Uh, my feet is so fucked up. We're taking my kid to Disney World next week. Yeah. Okay. So. Oh, your feed.

Your feed. My algorithm. Got it. So my feet. So it's this girl sitting in her car alone. Hang on. Let me make sure my kids are going. Get out of here.

I'm a dude. And the caption says, how I prepare for a day at Disney World or Disneyland or something. And it was, she was smoking weed. I thought she was smoking not. drinking a ice coffee and then drinking a buzzball. Oh. Yeah. Wow.

See you out there. I'm like, this is a cross section of all of my interests in one video. See on the ice. There go. He's obviously going to Disney World. He's addicted to caffeine. He loves smoking weed. And then Blake has introduced buzz balls into his life.

And he fully fucked up my. I'm not getting this very specific content. Sorry, not sorry? Hello! I mean... That's a weird woman to be doing that alone going to Disney World.

Right, yeah. Yeah. Will you do it for the gram, though? Will you do that for a reel for us, bud? Yeah, do it. Oh, you think I should make one of my first reels for... No, if anything, I'd be popping a motron. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Ashdegad.

It's not an... That's intense. I'm also... Yeah, that's crazy. That's a cause of... The cause of diarrhea. You don't even need that. It's such a buzz to be there.

Disney Moon. It just loves Disney. That's not a crawlback right there. That's a true callback. Are you guys Disney... Like, I'm not going to say Disney people, but like, do you like it? I don't dislike it. I like how much my son...

loves Mickey Mouse in a way he really connects to Mickey Mouse's clubhouse and he just loses his shit for it and so we're taking we're taking him to Disney World it's going to be land no world you're going to Florida we're going to Orlando I don't know I don't know you're so close to Tampa you might

that's true it's definitely not close to Orlando we're back yeah I am the ambassador for children Children's Miracle Network, so they're doing like this huge conference in Orlando. And while we were there, they gave us like a guide to go through Disney World. Oh, so you went. No, no, no, no. They're giving us again.

Sorry, they're giving us. We go next week. I'm sure next time we do a podcast, I'll have a lot of fun stories. Oh, I can't wait. I can't wait. But no, I'm excited. I'm excited to see him goofy. Because we took him once to Disneyland and it was chaos.

he does not understand the concept of a line. He's two years old, you know? So, like, you wait in line and he sees the thing he wants to do, and he's like, no waiting in lines in Florida, I'll tell you that. There's no waiting in lines with the guide. Hey, son, there's no concept of a line anymore. It's supposed to be... Totally spoiled shit.

I mean, I guess I went there as a kid, but it's... I don't recall it, really. It's enormous. Like, Disneyland's big. I think Disney World is, like, four. four times the size. I think it's like, I think it's way bigger than four times.

Yeah, I think it's like five. I think it's like, oh, no, yeah. It's like four and a half or five. Yeah, you're right.

Maybe, maybe closer to four, but yeah. I think it's butthole max. Yeah, it's definitely, at least, it's definitely four to four.

I thought it was like 12 times or something, but Todd, look that, look that up for us. I've never been. I've only, I,

it's always seemed superior. For some reason, Florida has all their parks seem like our parks, on crack and when I say our I mean California. There's just more real. Walt Disney and Florida's approximately 50 times. 50 times larger.

Whoa. Wait Oh but so here's where I got four. I got four from in the description here there's the number four. Sure. You lose! That's insane. What the hell are they doing with 50? What are you? That seems... What the hell is that?

What are you taking up space with? Is there just way more churro stands? Space Mountain. Space Mountain. No, it ain't that big. It ain't that big. It's, you can fit 51 Disneyland resorts. Yeah, but I'm talking about Disneyland.

I was talking about Disneyland and adventure, whatever the fuck is called. Oh, and California. That's a little. That's probably four. Okay, then then you're right. Four theme parks, two water parks. Wait, what do you mean four theme parks? Like, California land?

Yeah, there's Epcot. There's Epcot. There, I mean, Epcot. You said Epcotts three times. And then there's Disney land. You need a motion, bitch. I think, like, there's Animal Kingdom and there's, um... So there's a zoo.

There's like Pixar land or something. Or Hollywood Studios. Hollywood. Which is, which is all of, um, Pixar stuff. Which we're going to take both. We're only going to do two. And we're doing Magic Kingdom and Hollywood Studios because he loves Pixar shit so much. Yeah.

So we gotta do it. Okay. Wow, man. Can I come? But I, I don't think they, uh, I don't think they sell. booze and anything other than Epcot. And that's... Yeah, that's like California land.

That's why California... I think I know what you need to do. Might have to pound a buzzball in my car real right quick. Yes, sir. Coffee buzzball and a little can. By the way, here's the only of the plot twist. When you get there and your guide is the person from Instagram who did the fucking combo. Oh, that would be the best case scenario.

I pissed out. This is what I do before I hit the street bar. Hey, wait or fun. Have you guys also, I think because I'm going to Disney World, it knows, it showed me, I think it happened a long time ago, but a guy was proposing to his fiancé, or was proposing to his girlfriend, and the Magic Kingdom is in the background, the castle and shit, and he goes to, he cracks the box open, and a cast member, they call the people that work at Disneyland, of course. dead sprinting across the stage, grabs the box, and runs off to the side, and it's like,

mm-mm, nope, please see your way out. Mm-mm, no, right this way, and then stopped the moment. Why? It's not allowed. And I guess it was real. It wasn't like a,

what do they call it, rage baits or whatever? I guess it was like a real thing that happened. Right, like those fake fights on fake airplanes. Oh, dude, the amount of fake airplane content that I have, I'm like, this is real thing.

I need a mochran. Wait, but so what's the story as far as the guy being like, uh-uh? My guess is that it's, you can't let them do it because everybody would get engaged there. Because everyone would do it. But then they said it was a, the stage was roped off because there was pyro-technics for later. But I'm like, if there was pyro-technics, they're going to do more than just like a little rope. It's Disneyland, for God's sakes. But also.

Oh, Adam. And then they said. Fashion. And then they said they walked it back and they were like we apologize how our cast member handled it he shouldn't have handled it that way because it was crazy

they were like right at the point that she was going to say yes and this guy snatches it and was like no sir I feel like that would make people you know how like they stopped making cakes for gay people at one place and then people just started calling being like

I need seven cockers Cock cakes and then people are like what? Great ass! Like now I feel like people are gonna go do their proposals there on purpose with just like King Cooper spike backpacks on and be like

the fuck off me. I don't know if I was that guy I would see that as a sign from the Lord that like maybe Disney himself came down to Yeah like maybe I shouldn't be asking this lady

her hand in marriage. Maybe that was... I gotta wait until Disney Moon opens. Okay, now... Then, now we're getting my fucking shit together here. It's all fake. This was a whole, this was a whole promotion. No.

They just want, nope. They create these things just like the fucking moon landing. No. This is Disney. Because what's the story? No, man, don't do. Don't go down the tunnel. Don't do that.

Next you're going to tell me they don't release all those cats at night to eat all the mice? They for sure do that. You guys, you've heard that right, where they release two. 200,000 cats at night to eat all the mice. Excuse me. You didn't know about that? So watch... I want you guys to watch this video that Todd just uploaded.

Or not uploaded. Put in the link. Oh, sir, I don't like it. The Disneyland Paris. And watch how insane it is. Can you just read it to me? I got to watch it. It's a video.

You just watch the thing. It's a video. It's like five seconds long. If I lose my feed... It just takes me straight to chatter. It takes me straight to chatter bait. Yeah. Why?

No. Jeremy. Why am I watching the stepdaughter? It took me straight to X-Ampstere. And it's Epstein Files. Yeah, it's Epstein files. I don't. Why am I?

No, no, just watch the video. You already could have been done watching the video. No, I'm watching it. I'm watching it. Where is it? I'm watching it. Do I got to scroll down? Just in the Disneyland link right there.

Oh, oh, and. Oh, my God. Oh, and there was a crowd. Yeah. There was a crowd. Well, there's always a crowd. I mean, like, they were, they were all surrounding the moment and then dude just kind of, skirt, just. Yeah.

And then he said, he didn't even say anything. He just, like, gave him the, get off the steps. You're done. Wow. Yeah. It was pretty chaotic. But give that man a raise because he will ride or die for Disney. Right.

I like that. Yeah. I like that. Yeah. That's a good employee. I feel like every employee for Disneyland, you have to love it. Yeah. You're blood in, blood out.

casually working at Disneyland. And can we get the guy proposing also like one of those t-shirt deals where it's like the ones that are made for guys, you know, where it fits you a little better? Or where the ones that like are extra long that you could like tuck down into your underwear or whatever? Yeah. Bro has better tities than his girl. Okay. Come on. Come on.

See you. Whoa, dude. His two got bigger ears than Mickey. Rude. Weird. Yes, points. That's for me. No, sir, I didn't like that.

Freakly see ya. He does have big ass tities, though. Yeah, okay. He does. Hot, hot, hot, hot. I stand with this guy. I don't like the cut of your jib. Yeah, damn.

I don't understand why Blake's going so hard on this guy. Well, if you see this, bro, like the white T. I've seen it. The freeze frame is insane. I've seen it. It's making me want to get pegged. The freeze frame is insane, dude. This is making you want to butter.

holdbacks? This guy's rack. This guy's rack is crazy. No one is asking you to make a freeze frame. You're like, hold on. Let me get back here. Look at these. This dude, a train has got some tennies.

If anybody can get a couple freeze frames. Yo, why are you even going back? What is the frame to, what is the frame to be frozen? That just shook the migraine. Disney. Disneyland, but I ain't talking frozen.

If y'all want to Elsa, this dude, I would love to see these tithies again. Oh, my God. That was too good. Your boobs are huge. Oh, man. Well, after Florida, go to Paris. Go to Paris because evidently it really goes down in Paris. Yeah, yeah.

So, yeah, that's going to be a big, that's a big week for us. Next week. I'm rooting for you guys, man. I hope it all goes swimming. It's going to be great. Yeah, it's going to be a black. Cross-country trip. for like three days to

my kid is going to miss his nap to power through 10 hours at Disney World. Nothing could go wrong. Dude, give him a mixture. Listen, listen, you just throw a nap in. You'll have a stroller, right? Yeah, there's literally zero,

zero possible way he will fall asleep. I promise you he'll be so fucking out of his mind by lunchtime if you find some shade and you throw a little towel or a blanket or whatever, he'll knock out for 90 minutes where you could just slug a buzz ball.

Buzzball. Coffee and maybe a blunt. I don't know. Cumbaya. That would be, that would be nice. He'll be able to hit a nap. He'll be able to hit a nap. Yeah, we'll see.

We'll see. You do have three children. I do? I do? Oh, fuck. He's yet to be able to do something like that. I gave him his first time out Good. He was wily now. Gotcha bitch. He took his food, smash it on the ground.

No, daddy, no. No! Just being violent. And I go, guess what? Well, boy, you get a timeout. You want a timeout? And he's like, yeah. He was like, stealthed for it. He was like, yeah.

And then he didn't know what a timeout was. He got to learn today. Sat his ass on the step. Dude, it worked like a charm. I'm like, oh, my God. Was he crying? Was he crying in the timeout? It was like,

like a Native American tier, like one tier coming down. You know? And then he was like chin up with his little hip. Oh, shit. You got a soldier. You got a soldier. And both of his fists were like, what is that cartoon? Where it just shows his fist?

Arthur. Arthur. And it's just his fist. We're like, he wanted to hit you. You better watch out. He's going to get it back in blood. And then afterwards, I came to him and was like, look, buddy. You were crying?

We don't throw her food. Sorry I did that. And, you know, I was like, Daddy, I love, Daddy still loves you. I want you know this isn't a thing that we do. Are you okay? He said he was okay. And then I said, can I get it? Do you know not to throw your food?

He says, yes. Can I get a hug? And then we hugged it out. And then, uh, I don't know if he's throwing any more food because I've been ignoring him the rest of the day. Yeah, yeah. I've been dodging him, yeah. Wait till you go to sleep, man.

He's going to start firing on you. Just wakes you up with just, those. cool UFC like downward like the punch with the heel of your fish I do not sleep in the same bed he has a crib homie I'm not He'll slip they can slither though

There's a slither in there I'm not co-sleeping I'm not co-sleeping You're not co-sleeping? Good call brother I try I remember trying to do a timeout with With one of my kids and he just looked at me He goes there's no such thing as time Damn your kid is Dr. Manhattan I bet I know which kid and I bet I know which kid

And I shit my pants in front of him Yeah And now It's time to clean that up And now everything's backwards. Blake, you can give yourself some points for that, buddy. Okay, I'll take you. Yes, points.

Any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams today? Oh, gosh. I mean, part of me feels like I shouldn't take it back, but the fact that I truly did think it was a tremus. I really thought I was a tremus. A tremus. I haven't been to. I haven't been, I've been kind of sort of watching the news.

And every time they cut to a tree. is when I sort of tune out because that seemed like the lesser of the stories, but I should have tuned in a little more. I'm sorry to the Artemis crew that's circling around the moon. They probably, I hope they've landed by now. Shout out to you guys. I would like to apologize to our editors for how far Blake is sitting in the frame. They told us to sit in the middle of the frame as much as possible.

It makes it easier for the editors on Netflix. And Blake, for whatever reason, did the entire podcast from right here. I'm feeling really relaxed today, man. He's hitting angles. He's hitting them angles. I feel very relaxed today. But you're right. I'll piggyback that.

Two apologies. I wish I had like a big review. I wish I took this off and I had like shaved the middle of my head or I was completely bald or something. I got the hair place. be good. Yeah. Finally got the pludes.

I know we don't do. I know we don't like offer takebacks to anyone. But if Donald, if you're listening, if you want to do some takebacks about your fucking tweets, reach out to, reach out to Anna. He said he was going to like bomb civilization away today. It sounds like he's just tweeting like Slayer lyrics. It's insane. You know when you watch like old videos of Hitler shouting?

listening to a lot of Guar. I'm like, is this just the 2026 version of old shouty Hitler videos where it's just like but it's like very possible. It's just tweets. It's insane. But as of today. That would be very funny. Like we got an out, like I think the deadlines now.

No, as of today, we got a two, we got a two week buffer. He gave him a two week buffer. Oh, what a bitch. You got to stand by your word. I thought we were a bombing civilization. Taco Tuesday. Taco Tuesday. Oh, dude.

Come on. My God, how fun... Well, you know, he's come on people's podcast before. How fun would it be if he... I'm gonna come. If he comes on the podcast and he's like, I would like to do some takebacks. I would love that.

And we would have a hell of a time. He would do some takebacks, but then at the very end, you know, fucking Donald. You know, Donnie's gonna be like, Zag, it's actually an epic slam. Oh. And then he just has the nuke button. Poop.

We get him... We could get him in a drink, I think. I think he would be like, these guys are pretty fun. you think we're the guys? Yeah, he'd be like, oh, he's never drank in his life. Think we're the guys? I don't buy it.

They say he doesn't drink and doesn't do drugs. He's doing something. You gotta be, he's doing something. Well, here, his brother famously died from alcohol. Oh. Like, or like, was an alcoholic. Oh, that's right. I watched that movie.

So, like, I can see how he might have not done booze, but like prescription drugs or like whatever in the 80s. Oh, he's swallowing pills. Oh. I just want to party. Come out. Come out. He's tooted and booted.

So anyway, invitation out there for if you want to drop some takebacks. Anything else here, boys? Did we do take, we took tapebacks? I think we did it. I think we did it. That was a really fun app. And it really, thank God for the motored. It really knocked this migraine.

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