This Is Important - Ep 295: It's The 420 Episode

Episode Date: April 21, 2026

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Yo, I'm like y'all. I'm like y'all. I'm like y'all. I'm roll days, bro. Oh, so life's a bit and then you die? Dude, imagine freaking hitting the doggy style. You're playing fucking flappy bird. I'm your friend. I got a fucking huge zit, dude.

I'm still gonna send it. This thing right here. Freaking see ya. Get it. It does not want to go away. Has anyone ever popped a, has anyone ever popped a Zit on Netflix? Are we doing this? I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't like popping zits.

My wife has convinced me that popping zits only makes it worse. I think she's right. And you should see his wife's face. She's just covered in agony. Pizza pizza pizza. No, she's not. My wife is beautiful. Pizza pizza.

That is true. Zero zits. Never had a... You're lucky. You're lucky man. What's her theory? It could just scar and like it takes longer to go away, which I think she is right. I think she's right.

Yes. My mom scarred me. My mom scarred me as a youth. I have scars in my temples from popping zits, Penny Devine. She popped them. Your mom popped your zits. My mom would pop the ones on my back. Yeah, when I was like 13 or whatever, and she was like, let me get it.

And I'm like, leave you on. And she dug in and scarred me. I've heard of mom's popping back zits, but I've never heard of mom's popping fibrating. And I think that is the number one thing moms are required to do is pop your son's back knee. That is crazy. I would get zits on my back from the swimming pool. I would get it from the chlorine. And there were a couple girls on the swim team.

Shout out who would, when you're just sitting there between events, you're waiting, they'd be like, whoop-wap. Young love. Dude, that's something I don't understand even a little bit. The Pampo Popper's. girls fascination with popping zits. No, sir, I don't like it. And nor would I ever want to do it to someone else.

Hello. I wouldn't want someone's like pus on me or whatever the hell that is. I think I told you guys my brothers would pop zits into the mirror on purpose. Okay. As like a territory thing. They'd be like, very gross. And they'd be like, you see that shit?

And I'd be like, I'm 10. What is, I don't know what's happening. Get here. bitch. How much younger are you than Eric is the oldest or Oli's the oldest? Oli is the oldest. Six years younger than him, four years younger than Eric.

So yeah, they're just in another. Another man in sphere. I didn't even know them. If you guys met them, I don't know them. Yeah. Oli was on the cruise and he killed it, though. Oli was on the cruise. Yeah, Oli was a fucking MVP of the cruise.

Karaokey night. It was sick, dude. He tried in, in, In beautiful Holmes Chicago house tradition, he tried to do a Robin S song called Show Me Love, but he ended up getting the Robin, like from Sweden show me love song. Which also, but fuck Robin for having that song. Like, you can't have that song and be Robin. I don't know what any of the words.

Last week, we already covered my umbrages, but you know Robin who did like dancing on my own fucking early, like mid, like what was that 20, 2000? no nine. This is going to be a... Well, you can't play it on Netflix. This is going to be a fuck Netflix moment, because we got to find... How dare you? We got to find this Robin's office.

How dare you? Not our favorite corporate overlord. Is it R-O-B-Y-N? Yeah, that's Robin. Show Me Love. Ders, why are you dressed in a Native American blanket? Out of respect. Yeah, good. No, Robin...

Robin is O-B-Y-N. Is this sucker for love? Now, this is good podcasting right here. This is really good podcast. Okay. This is like how Tom Likis used to just let silences hang. Hold on. Hold on.

He's not on the air anymore. Tom Likis is my neighbor. It's a good thing. Tears of Shack as you walk as I'm watching you walk away. No. What is this? I don't know what that is. No, that's not it.

Yeah. So what's the biggest Robin song? Robin, the Swedish one. Dancing on my own? Dancing on my own. That's like the one that ended the girls' pile. Okay, okay, here we go. We are not in the mannosphere.

Okay, here we go. Here we go. Okay, this song. Ooh, it took Adam no moments. This is Adam's elliptical song for sure. Okay, okay. Oh, dude, yeah, this is me on the fucking bike, and I'm just, and I'm sorry for anybody. But this is, that was for our I heart listeners, because you've got a little taste of that.

So just to get into this real quick, real quick. Yeah, Robin, before that album had like a almost hit wonder way earlier. called Show Me Love, but Show Me Love was already a song by a woman named Robin S from the 90s. Which is way bigger. Way bigger. It's science. Which is way better and what are you going to do? And that's what he was trying to do, MVP of the cruise.

Holy. What a king. Adam, are you smoking something? Burn! Hold up. Is it real? Adam. Yeah, dude.

It is 421. Hello. And I just, I sparked one up, dude. I just want to party. 20, one of my favorite holidays. Really, I think I stopped celebrating it when I was like 20 years old, but... Smoke weed every day. It is a great.

It's a fun day to just smoke a doom, right? You didn't celebrate it into your 20s? I think I probably did. I probably did. I don't... I was never... I really like smoking weed. I would say I love it.

I have a ton of weed. Okay. Friendship. But I never called myself a true stoner. Uh-huh. I feel like some people... Do stoners do that? Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They call themselves stoner? Yeah, some people, it's their entire identity. And I just was like, I don't want it to be my whole identity. So I never went fully. Stoner was kind of like a derogatory. No, no, no, no. No, I think like Wiz Khalifa started to really coined it.

Yeah, like Juicy J. So they're like leaning in. Yeah, stoner. Yeah, but smoking weed rocks. Okay. Big shout out to weed. Smoking rocks, different. This is the way.

Thank God that California. has legalized it. It's very cool. Very cool. Yeah. Do you have a shop? Are you a shopper got? You go into the store? You're still buying it from like your neighbor? What's going on here? You know, I would, I hate to be this person, but I get so much free weed.

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I don't like, I don't like that I had to admit that, but I'm given so much free weed. Yeah, specifically, uh, wavy. Wavy. You know, uh, I think that's Nathan. You know, our, yeah, our boy, Nathan from the band Waves, he started his own weed company called Wavy and is fucking great. Two Vs?

Yeah. Two Vs in there? Yeah. Legalized comedy. That's dope. It's great weed and he just backed the truck up on me. Did he? How's it smoking?

You're good, huh? Great. Nice, dude. That's freaking cool. Are you, uh, do you feel like you smoke like when the family goes to bed? Is that like dad's time to get stoned? Or are you like a ride a vibe? Just in case there's an emergency in the middle of that kind of thing?

Yeah, yeah, kind of just. No, I smoke, like if I have to read a script or something, and I just want to zero in on the script and just sort of lock in on it, I'll smoke a little something, and then just, I can't get enough. So you're playing the Hollywood song? You're Hollywood. It's not my bad. I was trying to.

But I think it's, for me, I get. hyper-focused on a thing if I'm stuck. I feel other people are different. It's also an appetite suppressant for me. I don't get hungry. Like other people- You don't get the munchies? I don't.

Oh, dude. I don't. And then I get, like, pretty locked in laser-focused on whatever I'm doing. Adam, can we see this week? And then he holds up just math. He's like, yeah, I just get hyper-locked in. Yeah, I just sprinkle this white dust on it. And, yeah.

I, huh. Yeah, just, well, if you have this baggy of white dust and you mix it in with the green stuff, then you're hyper-laser focus. Super locked in. Shout out Nathan of the wee. The weed waves. Nathan of weeds. Wees.

Who's smoking now, durs? Yeah, baby. But 420 was such a fun, fun thing in high school. Because I was a little bit of a high school stoner. to walk around and then all the other little stoners are like, hey, happy holidays. You're like, every holidays.

And then the teachers all kind of know. They're like, yeah. They're high too. It should be a day where everybody, like, you have to. It's mandatory. Everybody has to be stoned that day. Why don't you talk to your boy Gavin Newsom about that? I would love to, man.

I want Gavin. Is he your boy? Yo, I'm like, y'all. I'm like, y'all. I'm like, y'all. I roll days, bruh. You know what? I, you know, I never, I never had big opinions on Gavin, but I heard him interviewed the other day. Or anything, really? Yeah, no, I stay pretty neutral and everything.

That's great for comedy. He's cooler, huh? That's good for comedy. Well, it's about nuance, Adam. You don't have to take huge, you know, stances. Nuance comedy is very hilarious. But I heard Gavin being interviewed about his new book, and I thought he was very charming, very good. but he is a politician, of course.

Of course he's charming. Yeah, I think I told you guys I met him at the Super Bowl. And he's just fucking great at work in a room. Yeah. You know, I was talking with Tiffany. I was hanging out with Tiffany Haddish. And so he, I think, recognized her, came over. I said, good to see you again.

He doesn't even remember meeting me. I had met him one other time like a year ago. And he's like, I wish he called you out on that and was like, where did you see me at the polls? Yeah, you didn't see shit. No, he goes, good to meet, and I go see you again at the same time, and then he quickly pivoted to see you again. And I was like, oh, you're good.

Oh, you're good. He flipped a doozle-rusal, don't you? Wrote the check, didn't you? Upon meeting him, he's wildly charming, as most politicians are when you meet them. Yes. He always gave me skeezy vibes. Okay. Before, that's the hair dude.

That's the hair. The hair. The slick back hair. What is he doing with the slick back hair? Get rid of the slickback. I bet you would be... It's so crazy to me, I know. You would be much more successful.

It is weird. Because people just look at your slickback hair, and they're like, I can't trust this guy. Yeah. He's going to sell me a shitty car. He looks like he belongs in Gotham City. He looks like a Batman villain. A Batman villain or a Batman, like, crooked politician?

Yeah, crooked politician, yeah. Yes. Yeah, which is a villain? What? You're saying, no, no, not a part of the Rokes Gallery. Not like a traditional... Yeah, he's not the fucking Joker. No, no, no, no.

Well, he could be if he fell into some, like, toxic waste. Well, he'd be Two-Face, right? Isn't Two-Face, like, a politician-turned villain? He was Harvey-Dent, of course. He's very Harvey-Dent, of course. He's very Harvey-Dent. Dude, I don't know. He's very Harvey-Dead.

Dude, there was this guy at the gym the other day that he came over and he was, you know, it's very much a Newport Beach, like, dad. And look at Adam's character work. With his giant white, his white teeth. And I'm sure. He, like, works for some hedge fund or something, and he's got these giant... But he's absolutely jacked,

and he's wearing, like, a slinky, slinky tank top. I thought you were going to say a slinky as a necklace. I'm like, this guy's fucking cool. Right. I created the slinky. So you can see a lot of his body. He had maybe six Batman tattoos on his body.

Oh, I like that, dude. He was covered in bat. And he was ripped. Like, ripped. Like, ripped. I love this shit too Okay, if you had to have a theme to your, like you're

You have to get tattoos No, no, no, no, you have to pick it You have to get a theme You're getting fully tatted But your body must have, it can be horror Like a lot of people go horror They do. A lot of people go Batman What theme would you pick?

Apparently, it was so weird that this man He was talking about his family He was perfectly nice Saying like his family Like loves him perfect or whatever and he just saw Mike and Dave on Netflix. I would get Mike and Dave. You would go all.

Full back tat. Here's Sam Richardson right here thinking like that. Sick. Yeah. We got Adam. Yeah. Thank you. Mike and Dave on my butt cheeks.

You get Aubrey and Anna on your shoulder blades. Keep going. Yeah, it could be sick. Who else? Sugar Lynn. Sugar Lynn Beard. That's right. Yep.

She's in there. See, to me, I think that's incredibly dorky to get to go with a full theme. Dude, no, you got to pick the right thing. To me, tattoos are like, I'm going to give you one right now. I'm not a tattoo guy. I got one and it was a bad choice. It was, you know. Okay.

But my thought process then, and still to this day it holds, it should be a moment in your life that means something to you. Okay. Yeah. So, like, it doesn't need to be all bad, man. That's why I got Mike and Dave. It was a huge moment in my life. I was so pumped for you.

Your body looked great. Thank you for saying that. And I'm like, I want my guy to look at me and remember this moment. Yeah, all right. But so like, but so then you're into like hodgepodge, because if it's moments in life, obviously that is you, like, not you, you, but like one's life, right? Sure. Yeah.

that you look back and you're like, oh yeah, that time in Thailand when I got this cool thing that reminds me of this crazy adventure I went on or whatever. Tai 24 of that lady boy. Of that lady boy. I'm like, what else is it? Well, you could go to Thailand and not, I mean, I don't know. I was thinking about a place that is far away that you would go on an adventure. By the way, I'm offended for all Taiwanese people.

Why? That the second I mentioned Thailand, Ders is thinking of fucking lady boys, too. Well, I'm gonna, hang on. Adam, you're the one who likes really big swings in comedy. Hang on. And that is first thought. And that's why I'm so offended right now, Blake. It's called taking a swing.

And Adam, I'm going to take this little further. Okay. I'm offended for everybody who's Thai that you just called Taiwanese. Okay. Is that not what they're called? No. Taiwan and Thailand are two different places. And you just called people from Thailand, Taiwanese.

See, I did know that. Oh my God. I didn't know that. Oh, my God. I thought they were the same place. Adam, come on, man. Boy, you need to tie your tongue, young man. Yeah, way, yes, boy.

I'm not great with geography. It means nothing. It means nothing. That's not even geography. That's an acknowledgement of a culture. That's okay. Yes, and their geographical location and how to pronounce their names. Okay.

All right. Fair enough. Okay. I'm not backing down. I'm not backing down. I'm just 8 years. 421. One, take a stand.

I like Blake's question. Adam, I respect your idea of like moments and time. But if you had to have a theme, if you had to have a theme. If you have to, okay. What is the theme? I'm thinking I got a really good one. I don't know if this would be mine, but it would be sick to have an entire. Well, tell us yours, please.

Well, my. It's your question. It's your question. And then he says Mike and Dave. I mean, I could go two ways. I could go two ways. I could go two ways. I could really.

lean into the Bay Area of it. I could see myself having like Ricky Henderson, Mac Dre, like getting Will Forte, who was born in Oakland in Lafayette. What they call on the Bash Brothers? The Bash Brothers. Yeah. Tom Hanks. You get Jose Canseco. You get his daughter on there as well. That's kind of creepy.

Yes. His sexy daughter. Maybe have a little mosaic about like the Black Panthers, which could be really cool. You get Jose Canzaco's twin brother on there? Yeah. Oh, of course. And then like on my forearms it says Golden State like Warrior. That would be pretty fucking cool. Okay. I guess.

I don't know if cool. Does it say Golden State or Golden State War? No, it says Golden State on one arm and it says And then it says warrior on this arm Hold them like this. It says Golden State Warriors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So when I do get your roll on, you can read it. It's fucking cool. Then I probably get like

Mount Diablo like on my heart or something and say like You know, uh... And it's not Diablo. We pronounce it Diablo out here. And why do you mispronounce it? That's just how we do it in the bay. So someone mispronounced it in the bay, and then you guys decided to keep doing that? I mean, we say Rodeo Drive.

We say Rodeo Drive in L.A. These things happen. Yes. Okay. And I'll be like, I'm on demon time because I was born on Devil Mountain or something. It'd be something sick in like a script. It'd be some sick, bro. It'd be something really sick.

What's cool about us saying this? because if, no matter, and when I explain mine and when Durs explains his, I wouldn't be friends with you guys. If you had all those tattoos and whatever Ders' decision is, whatever tattoos he gets, I just wouldn't,

not that I'm not friends with people with tattoos, but I just know that if you're covered in Bay Area Tats. And you're just, your head to toe, I'm just, I would have at some point been like, allegedly. It's not clicking.

I know where you're coming from, but one of my best friends from childhood got fully sleeved, fully backed, and fully chested out. And are they all the same theme? Are they fully themed? They're all the same style.

Yeah, it's tight, dude. A style is a, I mean, you get it so it doesn't look hajposhy, but like, you want one artist. You want one artist to do your own. Like one is a portrait of his wife. One's a portrait of his grandfather. That stuff is cool.

A friend who died's name, crossed. Then on the back, he's got like the fucking like screaming eagle on the forearm and he's got like eagles on his back. So they kind of are the same. A lot of eagles. Yeah. A lot of eagle based. Or he's got an eagle or his shoulders. That's tied, dude. Okay. That's time from last week. It's something. And so we're, and we're still friends, but I know what you mean as far as like, that's a lot of tattoos. I can't even look at you because I'm busy inspecting your body. Yeah, you can find a lot of little hidden secret ones. And it's not even tattoos. As I turn into like Sebastian Man O Scalcerals, girl, I don't know whether to talk to or read you.

Oh, read you. Silence sustain, read you. That's from elementary school. I like to endorse it better. Silence, sustained reading is a throwback. SSR, shout out. Perfect. SSR, shout out.

Okay. Thank you, God. So I'm going full Bay Destrian. You're going Bay Area. Yeah, I think that's an easy call. I was going to say NWO, like old school, WCW, but I think... And see, family, I think, is a good... I would just get my aunt Hazel, who would let me play with her, like, arm fat.

When she would... She had really droopy arms right here. And she let me pull it down and squish it against my eyes as a young child. Yeah, silly. So, like, that would be a fun tat just on my entire chest. Kumbaya. I feel like that would really fly. Okay.

You wouldn't want. So like a family thing could be cool, but just knowing myself, I would just want to do like probably comedians. Oh, okay. Okay. So now we're asking what are these comedians. Action hero. Okay. Wait, maybe you're doing a 90.

No, Adam, think about this. You don't want to do 90s action heroes on your body. You've got like Stephen Seagall on your rib cage. What are we talking about? You don't really want that. Dude, I don't want to get any of these tattoos. That's what I'm saying. But if you have to, you don't want Dolph Lundgren on your thigh.

I would have made poor decisions. That's why I didn't get all that. We're giving you a chance to make the best decision. I think the comedian one is a good route for you. I can see that. Okay. That's better. I can see that.

You've got like Farley. And now just name five comedians. Who you got? You get Chris Rock. You get Jim Carrey. Yeah. Are we getting locations with these? I don't know.

Yeah. Where are you putting Chris? Rock on your neck. Chris Rock. On your chest. See, the thing is, is I don't want. Wow, dude. I don't even want to get these tattoos.

Yeah. They're not, it's not going to age well. Oh, Adam. Adam, way to take a comedic stance, Adam. Wow, real nuance, Adam. Real nuance, Adam. Real nuance comedy. I'm a nuanced comedy. Christ, man.

Take a stance. I feel like I would get, it would be a full back piece and maybe a collage of all of them. Holding microphones, doing like Jim Carrey, Ace Ventra. You know Chris Farley is going to be up in the mix, dude. Absolutely. A Chris Farley tat would go so hard. Oh, yeah, just full like Mark Foley. Mike Foley?

Mike. I love you guys. Mike Foley. I think it's Mike. Fell through the table? Amazing. Who, I mean, who else? I probably, it depends on what age I got this tattoo.

I might have gotten Sam Kennyson. No, you're missing one. You're missing one. He works with your buddy Kyle. Well, Sandler. Sandler. Yeah. But I don't want to go hodgepodge.

Basically, the cast of SNL in like 1992 to 95. I like that. Yeah. I like that point. What do you think about this, Adam? I'm just getting Nora done on my throat. You're like, dude, I got to do it, man. I'm a real completionist.

A sick Nora done tat right here, man. I'm a completion. I'm a completion. And I don't want to leave anybody out, all right? No one's left out. No one's left out. Anna gas tire. Oh, yeah.

Well, hey. A whole back piece. That's not a bad one. She sprawled out on my lower back. I just like this right over my ass, over the humps. Sherry O'Terry on your forearm, for sure. Taking some real estate. Chris Catan.

Chris Catan would be. I make him dance like this. Yeah. Is he separate? Is he in two pieces? Yeah, no, no, no. Chris Catan, Sherriotary. And then I make them dance like Petunia.

Pete and Pete. You should have on Sherry O'Reilly and Will Ferrell being the Spartan cheerleaders. Oh, you're right. That would be. Well, didn't Chris Catan and Sherryoteri do something? I know that they did. I just picture him being...

Well, see, I'm not a big enough fan to get all these tattoos. Yeah. Well, you swang. You swung, you missed, but whatever. Yeah. Adam, what about this? On the back, like, of your calves. You have, like, corn husks and then where, like, the calf definition is, that's, like, the corn going up the back of your calf.

Will corn husk your love? I know. I know people from high school. No. That have that. That have. It looks like the skin has flapped open. The husk.

And underneath, it's just the corn husk. So you're made of corn. And, uh, you're made of corn. And, uh, But, you know. I love that. I didn't love it when I saw it. I sort of laughed hysterically when I saw it.

But, you know, that's the thing. You make these poor decisions. Is there symbol- What about that on your dick? Go ahead, Blake. Is there symbolism to corn? Is like corn, like, how is it like resilient? It's very straightforward Midwest.

It's just being Midwestern. It's a bit, right? There isn't like a symbolism to it. There's no symbolism to it. It's just like we're salt to the earth, corn fed. A lot of corn is here. America. What do you want it to be?

What could the bit be? What could the like double meaning? Like I'm thinking if there was some like native people and like corn like maybe symbolize something or like it. You think these honkies were talking about the native American? No, no, no, no. Hold up. No, no. We're just made of corn.

We're made of corn. Yeah, I just eat a lot of corn. Can corn. So that's, I think these people know what Omaha means? Yeah, come on. Comedians. Well, the Bay Area also has a lot more stuff to, like, you could get MC Hammer. Like, if I did like an Omaha, Nebraska, there'd be like three things I could possibly get.

That's not a real. You're not covering your body in these tattoos. Right. It would be Larry the Cable Guy. Obviously. Yeah. I get a tattoo of myself on my body. That's fucking bull.

That's kind of cool. That's kind of cool. Yeah, the full Stevo style. Yeah, see? Yeah. Okay. What is her name? Fuck.

This is good for podcasting. Mm-hmm. No. Actress Gabrielle Union. Gabriel Union? Yeah, get Gabriel Union. Yes. Legend.

A legend. A legend. Gojo Cewa. Got to get Jojo. Donke. But you beat. You guys have beef. Yeah, she sucks.

She's the worst. Yeah. Um, she actually sucks. But if I'm going to get tattoos of Nebraskaans on my body, you know, there's only handful of us that I've become famous, so relatively. Cumbaya. Is that really my dad? Yes.

I remember. I think I said like flag it to top. It sounds incredible. Do it again. Sorry, man. Hold on. I was looking at something else. Cumbaya.

I have another one of your dad, too. That's pretty good. Dick pics. Coombaya. Did you hear that one? Do I sound exactly like it? Listen to this one. It's almost like you're his son.

Dick pics. Oh, yeah, that's a good one. Dick picks. Yeah, we got some good... Hit me one more time. Oh, hold on, man. I keep leaving and you keep calling me back. Dick picks.

There it is. It's pretty good. We got a lot. We got a lot from your dad on the cruise. Yeah. He gave a lot. Okay, Ders, what's yours? You haven't answered your tattoo question,

and I'm really wondering. Waiting with baited breath. I think it would have to be... So there's a guy on the show, Jigelos, who has, like... You know where people get their bodies, like, fully inked out? Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah.

Yeah. Where they're head to toe tattooed? Yeah. And to me, don't do that. It's so gnarly. I understand if you, like, had some tattoos about an X or whatever, and you're just like,

all right, fuck it fully sleeve the arm, which is totally black. And this dude on Jigalos had, like... Dautry, Chris Dautry did that. Yeah. Anchles up and then to like across his chest and woman's arm. But then he had it like splashed across his like stomach and dick. So it looked like he was being eaten by venom.

The like Marvel. Yes. I would have to do that. And then I would do the faces of all the other guys on jigilos, including the one who like murdered somebody if I had to. No. Okay. You know, like you said Adam, mistakes, moment and time.

Wait. All right, so we answered this sort of truthfully what we would actually get if we had to. Blake, Bay Area stuff. Me, I guess, comedy, because life's a bit and then you die. Uh-huh. Which is my life motto. Dunkin! Yes.

You say it constantly. It's because it's all I believe in. It's all I believe in. Okay. It's science. You want a real answer. Yeah. We want a real answer.

Let's take it deep on this. Come on, here. Let's get deep. for 421. I might have to fucking rip this. Fire this bitch up again. I don't know if you guys are like this. Adam, you have a tattoo.

Blake, you have none. Adam, you're not planning on getting another one. I'm like, I'm not anti-tattoo, but there's just nothing that I'm like, oh yeah, that's going on my body. But I guess if I had to do something, yeah, it would be like portraits of like wife, kids. Hmm.

Like... Wake up! I don't know. Like, you gotta go family. There's no... You can't fuck up. Especially like a portrait of your kid when they're young. Here's where you can fuck up.

You're like, when they're like, 35, you're like... Remember when you were like this little guy? Come here. Come here. I'm kissing you. I'm still kissing you. Here's where you can fuck up. But then you're gonna be...

You're gonna be all wrinkly and your skin. You spend too much time outdoors. The skin, the sun damage. It's gonna look like shit. That's where you can fuck up. It's like nobody's gonna nail the portraits of your family the way you actually think they look and it's going to end up being like kind of like why is this picture of me so fucked up what are you talking what even if they do a great job in 25

years it will not look the same gonna melt a little bit but that's every okay then i guess i would just do uh a full body mc escher staircases everywhere pizza pizza i don't know hr giger i think you'd get giger oh yeah i would just do hr giger biomechanics all over my body or whatever My God. I stand by just getting little different parts of your life and just getting little like, remember when I did that. I remember I was here when this happened. When this person died, I got their name over here where it just looks like a little

etchice sketch all over your body. Can I just do a huge Elvira on my back? I like that, dude. Okay, now you're talking. Now you're making sense. That's what I would do. I feel like Elvira tattoos. are absolutely banners.

All right. Dude, remember how hot Elvira was? Yeah. I told you, dude. Yeah, she's still big. And I don't even like... Women. I love women.

I don't like the darkness. You know what I mean? I don't like when girls are like super witchy. I just want to party. Really? You don't like a goth, babe? No. Oh, I think god.

Babe, they're hot, dude. Usually I don't. But then Elvira. Yeah. There's something about her. I don't know. I can't really put my mouth on it, finger on it. I don't know exactly.

But there's something about her that just presents itself. You got to give points for the mouth, dude. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Come on, man. Jesus. Yes, points. I know it's not a pun, but that's just great wordplay. Yeah.

Didn't I send you guys a goth thing the other day where it was like these five girls working at like a fast, food place. Oh, yes. It was a donut shop. And they were like, what was it? Oh, it was this a side chat that you guys are on? No, you were on it.

Don't show Adam. You were on it. And then I left social media after that. I was like, I got to go now. You did. That was your last post. It was good. It was like these five goth babes like working at a Dunkin' Donuts or something.

And they're all like explaining their favorite donut. They're like deep-throating each donut. They're like face fucking donuts. And they're all like suicide girls. I think suicide really, I wonder what it's like in the community when they're like... I forgot about that suicide girls. What was that again? But wait, hang on, hang on.

Oh, sorry, go ahead. It's basically like sexy golf. And I wonder what that is in the community. If they're like, I'm not suicide, I'm goth. Or if goth girls are like, I'm goth, but really they're like, no, you're suicide. Okay, dokey. Yeah. Well, goth is more...

I like that. said the community when just talking about goth people. I'm just wondering. Goth is the word, is the word macab. Is that the word? It's more like... That is a word. Midnight, midnight micab is what Elvira hosted. Yes, I think it's more like darkness

and whereas like you know, joy division. See, this is the shit. Like burning candles, you know, gargoyles. Yeah. See, this is the shit that That absolutely doesn't turn me on. You know, darkness, spooky.

No, yeah, like... Black cats, crystal balls, potions. Well, that's just... What the fuck are we doing? No, I'm talking more like poetry, maybe like... Poetry isn't all fucking... Emo. Emo is a subset of goth.

I think it can be. And that's about as far as I can go. Is some emo music, I was just the right age that it hit me just right. So some I can be on board with. But that's not real goth to me, though. The second you get off of like the pop punky, like emo. Yeah, no, I'm talking like bow house.

The cure. Freaking. Okay, well, I like the cure. I'm talking early got good songs. I also wouldn't want to hang out with that guy. What? Why not? What was his name?

Robert Smith? What a bummer of a hang that guy would be. No, he's hell of funny. No, no, I think he's out. He's a bit, dude. Yeah, he's just like, look at all this fucking makeup and hair. Oh, so life's a bit and then you die? Yes.

And then you die, very macabre. Yes, very macabre. A lot of these, okay, sure. A lot of these macab people have a good sense of humor. Okay, well, okay. So I get it now, life's a bit and then you die. Okay, now it all makes sense. Speaking of 90s, SNL, 90s, SNL, one of the funniest.

One of the funniest running bits to me was Chris Catan. Chris Catan in the basement. And then Jim Brewer would come down as like the big brother. Yeah, remember they're doing like a public access show? He's like, it's Azrael. Yeah. Azrael. And then Jim Brewer comes down.

He's like, what are you doing down here? Like, what would he do? Like, are you filming your little show or whatever? Was he like the stepbrother or something or the older brother? Exactly. He'd be like, dude, you drive a Toyota Camry. Like, yeah. Right a black horse to school.

That is an all-time sketch, dude. Chris Catan. Oh, bro. I was actually, man, a lot of that is just like very legendary comedy. It's a great tattoo. I actually was on set the other day with... By the way. Go ahead, go ahead.

Who? No, no. No. Tim Meadows, dude. Oh, such a legend, man. Such a fucking hilarious, funny dude. I followed him around a mall 20 years ago in Chicago with a Water Tower place.

I saw him and I was like, I'm gonna just follow him. He's in the street. You're just staring at him as he's kind of footlocked. I went into like two or three stores that he was in to just be like, give me that osmosis. For sure, he was like, these kids are following me.

Yeah, he's trying to like, fuck his guy's dug out. He's going to the bathroom, you're following. How was he, I mean, you're not going to dog on him in real life, but how was he in, in, in, is he a bitch? No. No, he seems like the best. He's really rad.

And like a sweet person, is he just like the most normal guy you've ever met? Because he seems like one of those guys that's super normal, but then can snap into his role or character. Yeah, well, you know, he never played like really like out there zany characters. I feel like Tim Meadows is always like a version of himself. So he's just, he's just a naturally funny dude. He loves basketball. He's just, yeah, he's a great hang. Seems like a cool dude.

I like that. I feel like he was the first to do the, so let me get this straight. Like if he was a straight man and someone did a crazy thing, he'd be like, you're going to go on the roof and you're going to do this thing and you think that's normal. And it was funnier than the funny person. Yeah, he was getting laughs as being the straight man, which was cool. Like Seth Myers kind of does that now on his talk show when people come on and are whiling out. He's like, okay, so you're eating Chinese food inside of a hamburger.

Yes, no, totally normal. Seth has that bit where he has a guy in the audience who's like, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, hang on, hang on, hang on. Seth, you're telling me that we're not even going to celebrate the second. It was 23 years ago today that Spice Girls came out with and then whatever song. And he's like, you're telling me that we're not going to celebrate that? He's like, oh, no, I didn't think we're going to celebrate. celebrate that.

Yes, he does like a straight man thing. I like that. But just repeating the situation out loud to the audience and crushing doing that, I feel like that was Tim Meadows created that.

Yeah, he's a go. The bummer about Tim Meadows because wasn't he, he had like the record for the longest tenure on SNL. Yes. And then Keenan, Thompson. He absolutely shattered it.

He's still on. He's still on. He's still on. it. I wonder if he was a little bit like fuck. He mentioned it but it didn't seem like he was too bitter but he definitely like I forgot that

Tim Meadows was. You were on set with him for like a day and he brought it up. I can't believe I'm here and not just still on S&L huh? We were all trapped in a trailer for like 12 hours so we covered a lot of stuff. But of course S&L got brought up and anytime you talk to like

an S&L castmate about S&L it's the most intriguing stuff to listen. It really is. Because the lore is just insane, man. Tell us one thing. Well, they all talk like they were at war. Yes. They were at war.

But then it was an awesome war. Yeah. But also bodies were falling. They wake up having nightmares to this day about like going live. It's such an interesting because they also, we were talking about I didn't realize they started up a SNL UK now. There's like a whole new SNL. I just saw that.

CSI fucking Miami or something shit. Yeah. But people were kind of weirded out about it because the first host was Tina Fey and they're like, wait, so you're just getting American people to do SNL? It's kind of like, couldn't you get somebody else?

Have you guys watched any of it? I have not seen it yet. I watched her opening monologue. It was pretty funny. But I mean, it seems like a good idea. That's great. I mean, why not? Yeah, it seems like there's a ton of really funny people over there.

And there should be S&L Taiwan, SNL Thailand. The fact that they did... Are those two different places? It sort of just seems like Lauren is on his way out and he's like, maybe now is the time

that I just make 10 of these shows and retire. Let's just set it off in the world. I mean, I think they're just trying to make more clips, right? Like, because that's what it's come down to. No, that it's just... We're clip farming.

We're clip farming, right? We're just ore farming for clips? It's so weird because, like, think of shows like the Daily Show or S&L. I don't watch any. any of those. I just watch them on YouTube. I just watch clips on YouTube.

I don't sit down and watch episodes of either of those. It's very... I like to listen to the theme song. I like to watch the credits in the end, give people their kudos. I like that. That's huge. No, I'm with you.

I watch it on YouTube as well. And as soon as John Stewart says his final word, it fucking ends with the song coming in so hard. Like, did you want to watch these other? You're like, oh, fuck. You're like falling asleep. It wakes you up in a fucking sweat. Crazy how funny he is.

It's just... Oh, yeah. It's a whole other level. John Stewart's awesome. Yeah, and is he about done doing it? Because he quit for a long time and then came back... He does once a week. He does once a week.

Yeah, and they let up for a house. It's a light lift. It's a light lift for your boy. But he slays it every time. Oh, so it's still the daily show. It's just he only comes in once a week. Mondays, I think, yeah. And didn't he try to do another show that was basically exactly?

like the Daily Show and it didn't catch on? It wasn't basically like the Daily Show. I remember watching it and being like, okay, so we're like in the writer's room and then they'd be like, that's an interesting thing. And then it would like cut to kind of a news magazine section of that and like explore that. Okay. I don't know. It seemed like a little bit of like.

And it just didn't click in the same way that the Daily Show clicks. I don't know. I think it was a little bit of like there's an old guy in a room with a bunch of young people. and the young people are like, this is what you need to be talking about and him going, yeah, all right. And maybe it is that in real life, but like it just didn't seem like as fluid.

Right. Didn't seem like all these people really liked each other. Like, if we had our writer's room on air, it was us. It was this podcast-ish. It's exactly this. Yeah. So I'd be a little more enjoyable than like a guy with a few other people being like bouncing ideas.

I don't know. I don't know. Anna was saying it was called the week. weekly show with John Stewart. Hello! So it was almost exactly the same thing. Yeah. The weekly show.

It's basically the exact same thing. I like that. I like that a lot. I don't even remember that at all. I very much did not. I think it came and went. It was around. It was here and then it wasn't.

Notice me, notice me. Notice me. And now that we're talking about it, might make a good full-body tattoo. Yeah, I'm starting to think. Who were all of the Daily Show correspondence? No, no, we get...

Well, but who, can you name all the Daily Show correspondence? They were pretty good. Oh, look. They're also saying there was another show called The Problem with John Stewart. I think that's what I'm talking about, is the problem with John Stewart. The Problem. And so I think they would sit around talking about The Problem. That's annoying.

Like, The Problem in, like, America? Wherever. Wherever, man. Do you think there's problems in America? you fucking socialist bitch traitor bitch motherfucker you're fucking with two watch guys

you better fucking watch your ass my bad y'all my bad y'all dude i did try to watch the news the other day and it it shook me i was like oh fuck i haven't like just sat and watched and it wasn't like CNN or fox where they they're just

going down their own rabbit holes it was like the ABC news where it was just like headlines the host is crying I'm living in a nightmare. Like, telling you what's, what's happening in that episode? And they just give you, like, four things in a row. And I'm like, is it always this terrible?

Oh, my God. Honey. Yeah, news is very scary. It's very charged. I don't get why old people like watching it. If I'm old, old people love the news. If I'm old, you're not going to catch me watching the news. I've already won at that point.

I'm at the end of my life. I don't need to know what's going to happen tomorrow. I'm going to do what my parents do and just watch the prices right. All the fucking, all the game shows. Game shows are where it's at. I want Drew Carey. Head in the sand. That's what this guy's going to be.

Head in the sand. Nothing better than a fucking game show, man. Bring a back. Why do they like the news so much? Old people? Yeah, is it because they feel disconnected, so they want to feel connected by watching the news? Yeah, I mean, that's a good theory, I think. It's science.

don't go to work and like, there's no... Ders just cuts in a core of people like that. Not that there's any water cooler anymore, but like they used to go to work. They'd clock in and see people and go... Now they're retired and... Now they're like, what's happening? You know... The street of her moves. Deeper into sports, right? Because then you

could still go to your whatever bar, where you go to play cards, or whatever thing that you do, you can still have a thing to talk about. Right? I think like... Yes. I think... If they haven't become too racist, they still talk about sports. Yeah.

That is the way to go. Once you get too racist, you might even talk more sports. Yeah. Let's go more. That's a full body tat. Yeah. Now that's a full body tat. So underneath the corn is another layer, which is just racism.

Huh? I wonder if you could get this as a tad. You know, those iPad drawings where you can keep zooming in and find like the Easter eggs and it keeps going, which I think is objectively really fucking cool. Yeah. You get an iPad.

Installed in your back? Stolled into your back so then they could keep doing that, right? Dude, a touch screen? Right? Adam, at the beginning of this, did you say, I don't know if they could do this. Dude, a touch screen back would be.

I don't know if they could do this. I don't know. Hey, happy 421. Imagine. Dude, imagine freaking hitting a doggy style and you're playing fucking Flappy Bird. What? I wish I knew what that was.

Yeah. 69, dude! Hey, Blake, what? Dude, imagine. Imagine, dude. Blake might be the most in the manosphere. What are you talking about? Very shagadding.

I thought you were saying... What the fuck is Flappy Bird, dude? You remember Flappy Bird? I don't. It was an app. played a nap in my life. You guys never played Flappy Bird? Are you guys fucking insane?

Flappy Bird? Yeah, it's where you would tap it and make the bird float and you had to float between like, you guys don't play a game. No, dude. You guys sound absolutely insane. Adam, you did Fruit Ninja, right?

It's absolutely insane. You don't know what Flappy Bird did. The year was 2013 when I did Fruit Ninja. Lappy Bird is pretty old, dude. It's like around the same time as Angry Birds. Okay. You remember that? You remember that because they made multiple movies, but...

Flappy Bird was a massive... Now, did Flappy Bird get a movie? Needs one. No, because you can't do Angry Birds, which I'm just putting together. They're both bird games, which is very odd. Yeah, how much time and money do you think you've wasted plain phone app games? I have not... I've always only played, like, free games.

I think the only time I ever, like, put money into it as I was playing some weird like Marvel card game and I ended up like paying 10 bucks to get like Wolverine or some shit which would be sick tattoos. I was hoping for something a little more entertaining. Yeah.

And then how much, and maybe time is time entertaining or is time I think is yeah. I used, well when I would work out, ride the bike or whatever I would just play I would just play like phone games for sure. While you're riding the bike

you're going so slow that you can play a game? No, I'm going fast. I can do both. I love it. Dude, I love that. I can text while I run. Well, you slow down. Not really.

No, not this bad. You're not going your fastest. Not really. You could go full speed. You're telling me, you're telling me you can go full speed. Yeah. Yeah. And you can blast off a text.

I'll be home in 20 minutes, period. Absolutely. Make sure that you just leave out the bread, period. Do you voice text, Blake? Do you voice text? I can see you not. I've never voiced text in my life. I hate voice text.

I want it off my phone. And is it because you want to be young forever? No, I just don't like it. I don't like... Because I feel like such an old man, but I've started to do it, maybe within the last year to two years. Also, it bugs me to hear people doing it in public.

It kind of pisses me off. I find it very, like, rude. Well, I think... That's interesting. That's a take. Hey. Yeah. I'm sorry.

I don't want to. It's a take. We love it. Stop. You're a stupid dumb ass. I mean, why is that rude? It's just like they're talking to someone. No, it's just like if it's business stuff.

I just don't want to hear it. I agree. If there's a certain level to the volume. No time and place. I'm always quiet. If I'm on the plane, I'm like, taking off now, period, love you, period. I promise I won't die. I don't want to hear that.

I don't need to hear that. Yeah. Like, yeah, okay, yes, I will get the kids and then also pick up a fucking taco meat, period. Yeah, that's great. Yeah. I like how you got scared and threw a fucking in there. Yeah. Like you got scared.

You didn't know what to say, so you said fucking... Adam, you're saying texting is a young person's game? Because I feel like the young person's thing is not voiced a text and it's not typing a text. It's sending voice notes. Dude, people send me voice notes. That shit is cool. All the time. Diabolical.

By the way, don't even know how to do it. I've tried several times. It's impossible. It's impossible to do. But voice notes is a complete game changer. You like that over... So now what you're doing is you're doing is... Now I have to sit and listen.

Wherever you are, you need to listen to this out loud. Yes. So then they have to listen to it. Or... It's the ultimate... Your ear, which is, by the way... who even does that anymore. And then I don't like the ones that it'll disappear.

Like, you list to it once and it'll disappear. Yeah, that's infuriating. Well, okay. But that's kind of the fun of it. Maybe there's some info in there. Maybe that's why they do it. Maybe that's why there's no evidence of what they said to it. Evidence.

Because I'm like, did you just call me a bitch? And then they're like, I don't know. Did I? No one will ever know. To me, it's the ultimate, like, not only am I too lazy to type it. too lazy to like say it out loud and then read it back proofreading before I send it to you. Oh, you're saying it's one and done.

I'm just sending you a stream of consciousness that's, that should be a phone call. Just make it a phone call. True. Like leave a message. But I'll be honest. If you leave a message, call me. Well, if I don't pick up. Like if I text you back, I know.

But like if you're in a conversation with somebody who keeps sending you voice memos and you're going like, ha ha, that is crazy. Yeah, I know what you mean? I'll see you later today and they keep voice. I'm like, call me. Call me. I'm pissed now.

I'll say this. If someone does call you and you don't pick it up and it goes to voicemail, I don't even listen to voicemails if you leave me a voicemail. Well, no, yeah, that's... I like to leave voicemails for fun. Because who does it?

I like when my close friends give me a call, which, by the way, doesn't happen that often. You know, every once in a while, it's nice to just reach out and just talk. Takes a lung surgery. Yeah, just talk to somebody God damn Yeah

God damn Sometimes you just need to pick up the damn phone Yeah Just pick up the phone Dude don't send her into voicemail We are I get it if it's a work thing Fucking voicemail all day

I'm not trying to talk to you Isaac You know That's true Yeah Any takebacks Any apologies Any epic slams

I guess our 421 Message to everybody is Pick up the phone And call your friend And call your friend And then get a full body tattoo based on that call. So you better have some fun topics during that conversation.

I just want to park. And maybe throw a voice memo to Blake in the DMs. Okay. By the way, if you send me those, which I think I've gotten in the past, they're immediately deleted. Never even listened to. Wow. Ever.

I listen. I listen. So feel free. Come on in. Well, sure, I'll read something. But if it's a voice memo, No. That seems like an invasion of my body.

You're going in my ears. Because it's like you're hearing. It goes inside my ears. I can't unhears. Okay. Shut the fuck up! When you read something, there's a disconnect. I don't know if I've really ever gotten those, but maybe I have.

Maybe I'm just stoned, man. I send them to you. Happy 421, boys. Well done. Do you have any 420 memories? Did you 420 in high school? You didn't really smoke that much weed in high school, right, Blakey? I know everyone thinks that you're a stoner, but you're not.

No, I more found my lungs in college and after. Okay. When you met me. Yeah, yeah. I used to scrape the resin from the pipe. Let me ask you guys this. In college, how many times did Adam shot, Shotgun into your mouth, Blazer.

Fucking thing sucks! I'd say zero times, right? I wasn't shotgunning. What? What? Because people would be like, it gets you higher. And so, like, someone would take a rip, and then they'd get as close as Adam and I knew he didn't kiss.

And then they would just blow it into their mouth. They would breathe in them. It's supposed to be a boy girl thing. Like, chicks to dudes or dudes to chicks. I don't know how many, like, homie-to-homey shotguns were at. I think I saw that. I think I saw Kyle and Adam do it, but I never did that. I was never that death trip.

I don't think you did. I feel like I was constantly doing it with teachers. Okay. Don't game. The idea of getting like, I mean, that's just not having a lot of weed, right? So you're trying to get as high as you possibly can with the smallest amount of weed. Because I had a homie that was always like he had like this plastic sheet, basically. and he would always want you to get underneath it to like trap it in.

Like a tarp? Like a tarp. Okay. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a tarp.

And so climb underneath. So then all the weed smoke would stay under the tarp and then you'd get super extra high. But I'm like, every time you go over there, he's wanting to do this. I'm like, man, I don't really want to get under the tarp at this guy again. Why is their baby oil? But he was smoking his weed with us. We never brought weed over there. It was always he would smoke us out.

But then me and Austin would have to get under the tarp. Clear tarp or blue tarp? I'm still going to send it. It was a blue tarp. Yeah, that's uncomfortable. Worse. If it's clear, I feel like you can at least look at your homie. Or you can see the door.

You can remember like, okay, doors over there. That's like American Psycho. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. American Sick. Happy 420. American sick, though. Happy Ford's won.

Hell yeah. Any tapebacks, any apologies, any epic slams here? I got nothing. Apologies to the Taiwanese community for being lumped in with the land of Thai. Smoke weed every day. I'm so sorry. And I feel horrible. I really do.

But it was an honest mistake. That's all right. I didn't mean anything by it. It reminds me of how like the Netherlands is also Holland, but they're also Dutch. So it's... Basically, it's their fault. See, that's confusing. I'm confused by that.

I'm really confused. They've got to make it a little more clear. Yeah, they do. For sure. They do. Isaac, are you saying we've only been going for 45 minutes? That is not true, dude. No, we've been going for 59 minutes.

Oh, in 10 seconds, it's going to be an hour. Oh, my God. Should we wait? Oh, should we wait? Three. Two. Two, one. And that's another episode of

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