This Is Important - Ep 297: Mom & Pop Porno Site

Episode Date: May 5, 2026

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what's the most important, bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet. In it. Today on this is important? I'm jerking off right now. Can you tell? If I go back in there, I will throw up. The only place in public that I might shit is at airport. Buckle up. Make sure you get that tie into frame. I took my pants off for this pod.

This is a pie into frame. Maybe we should do pants off pods. I'll do it every yet. Okay. I'm always gooning. I'm always goon. goon and... Is it against the rules to, like, can you...

If you're not... If you can't see me bus, but you can tell I'm busing, is that illegal or legal? Oh. Like, uh, like, what's the website? The... Yes, chat roulette. Oh.

Sorry. Sorry. Damn, beautiful agony. Chatterbate. What is it? Chatterbate. Ignore that. Ignore that.

Beautiful agony, where it's just like girls' faces. Wake up! Uh, ex-amster. Uh, I don't know. Fred two. Wait, real quick segue, Adam, what was the one

where you could vote on a picture? Oh, goddess post? Goddess Post. Goddust. I was like, I knew Adam, but when he told me

about Goddess Post, I was like, I rock with this dude. It was like a mom and pop porno site where it was just like, they took submissions. By the way,

this year was like 2005. Yes. Four. Somebody help me. They would like take submissions. And I think they'd be like 12.

then people would vote, and then the next day you could check yesterday's results. And, like, it was like, genius. See who won. But wouldn't it be if you won on Goddess Post, you advanced to the next round? So the same picture, like, would go to the next round? No, no, no, no, no. You're overthinking it, Blake, it was there. No, no, no.

It was day. Sure, that's all you. Well, that would be pretty cool. Like, kind of like Battle of the Babes. And I could always guess exactly which one was going to win. I knew. Sometimes it was very easy. You were.

You actually had an insane ability. I knew what the people liked. Yeah, I think you know. Finger on the pulse of the... Of beauty standard. Yeah. Of the creeps. You've always been really...

Yeah, the finger on the throb. You're really... Finger on the throb of the creep. And we love you for that. Wake up! Wait, why did you just make it the creeps? He said it. I said it.

Why'd you make it the creeps? Yeah, because you're... You know, dudes are all jerking off, and they're gooning, you know? Yeah, but we all Still go on there every day, no? Well, it doesn't, it hasn't exist since it's 2006. Wait a minute. I gotta go on.

Since I shut it down. Wait, so yeah, can we, beautiful agony? Can we... What is beautiful agony? We've definitely touched upon that. It's the website, we've talked about it, so to speak. But what... It was a...

It's a porno site where you just are seeing what you're seeing of me right now, but it's like girls masturbating. Is that porno? There was no nudity. There was no nudity. It was a camera specifically. on the face. This is Blake's perfect porn site

right here. I thought it was sultry. Is that the word I'm looking for? It was quite sultry. Yeah, that's definitely a word. That's definitely a word. It was just the face of, I think it was always females, right?

Was it also dude? I'm sure there were dudes. By the way, the fact that you even... I don't know, man. That's a good question. I wonder... I don't know. Maybe. God has post this on Twitter now, dude.

Oh, really? Oh, that's huge. Congratulations to the submitter of today's number one voted. And it's on TikTok. X.com. Someone just sent me a video on X. And I got hacked out of X. Cungne.

Years ago. And I can't get on. And it bums me out so much when somebody sends you a video and then you can't respond because you haven't been able to look at it. And then they, like, reach back out, like, what do you think of the video? You know, they want you to respond. And it's like a work friend, too, so I'm sure it's work-related.

I'm like, I'm pretty salty that I can't look at this fit, dude. Should I just make another X account? I think you should, dude. I don't know. I'm like, it seems like... Here's what I'll say. Here's... Every time I get sent something, dude, I get brought on there, and then you just watch somebody, like, get shot in the face.

That's why I was fine when I got... And they, when I was hacked out of it, and I couldn't sign back in. I was like, because you would wake up and first thing in the morning, you'd just flip it open and you start looking. And you're just like, oh, I just saw someone getting eaten by a shark. Like hit by a train. First thing in the morning. You're like, oh, Jesus. That's when it really hit the fan from me.

The morning when I woke up and the first thing I saw was that video of the dude getting eaten by a shark. And I was just like, hey, Blake. I'm on Beautifulagony.com. And oh, yeah. There's guys? There's dudes. There's dudes. Almost all guys.

Everybody's coming. It didn't used to be. It didn't used to be. No, there's a lot of guys on here. There's a lot of guys. It didn't used to be. It was a very, it was a very like feminine pornosite. And of course, guys, as we do, we just had to move in and take over.

Yeah. I'm pissed now. So basically the concept, and we've talked about this before, but it's a lock off camera on the face of people who are reaching orgasm. And it's beautiful. agony.com. Are you quoting it? Lockoff camera. I've never heard you like use directing terminology.

I'm so eloquent. I'm so eloquent. Fucking. Well said. Well said. Awesome. That was actually really cool. Beezer.

Right. Yeah. And that's that's what it is. I mean, there's no other, there's no other way to explain it. I'm locking off. This shit is locked off. My connection going out. Yeah.

And what did you like so much about that? But can we do that live on this podcast? What? Yeah. Can we? I mean. Yeah. Can we do that on the podcast?

Oh, beautiful agony ourselves? Yeah, beautiful agony ourselves. Oh, I would love that. I think that would be awesome, dude. No, dude. I'm actually like... You want to see our O faces? Oh, dude.

Have you guys ever made a porno with your loved one? No. And then try to watch it back? No, not at all. Try to watch it back. Well, all right, give me the phone. And they're like, no. Give it to me.

I'm trying to watch it back. No, we're not watching this. I'm pissed now. Erase that. Erase that. Obviously, you know, uh, Clow looked beautiful. Okay.

And I looked her. I was, I was sorry for her. I was so sorry. No. I was like, the fact that she has to look up at that. That's the way it works.

I'm like, that's, wait, what are the angles? What do you mean? There's a lot of angles. We're moving on, the camera's moving all over the place.

Was it a locked, was it a locked off? Was it a cowboy angle? Blake has all these terminology so he wants to drive. Yeah, he wants to work the angles. Uh-huh. Freak you. Wait,

Extreme close up. Was the camera move? I'm sorry, was it a handheld thing? Like, I was sitting it over here. I was sitting over there. We had a few tripods. There's lighting situation. I mean, we, you know.

We had a few kinos up. Yeah, Keno flow. You need another four inches. Wait, so, like, there were setups. Like, you'd take a break and then you'd move the camera and stuff like that. So you'd have to re-enter. It was, it was years and years ago. It was when we had one of those little handheld cams.

Yeah. I'm not thinking it. It was last week. And then you put it, you put it over here. Gotta keep it fresh. You know, you're moving it. You're not taking a break. It's sort of in the heat of the passion.

Oh, so it's like, it's in arm, arms length. Yeah, so you can, like, move it here and here. I do it. But, like, how are you propping it up or you're, like, holding it while you're doing? You've literally never. I've never, I've never, I've, no, I have no desire to film what, what I'm doing. Why? Because what you're doing is so dirty and disgusting.

Finish him. I do love the idea. climbing in the sack with our significant others, and they're like, why are you wearing those sunglasses? Now that's, now that I actually thought about, and I'm so bummed I lost the metas within awe day, because I think I might have... Oh, that's what you were like, I'm going to do a POV style.

I think I might have tried that. Yeah, well, I think I might have tried that. And I got to say, there's, in my mind, there's nothing more that our significant others want is to look back at a fucking dude from the future wearing Oakley's with a blinking light in the middle of his forehead Well there's literally a zero possibility

that Blake hasn't had sex with wrap around Oakley's on Oh yeah that's a good point 100% chance that he's done that Oh yeah that's that's regular Yeah obviously but well then But then but see the point of Is to see other angles Yeah

Is to see the different Well you can probably take your glasses off and kind of like put them under your nuts. Yeah, I guess you could just set them anywhere, Blake, but yeah. You can pretend your wiener is your nose and you could kind of like put them on like a So it just like a, that's beautiful agony. They're kissing you? Yeah.

Yeah. Or you're talking about. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Come on. Hang on. Keep up.

So you're talking about it. Yeah. Keep up. Keep up. Okay. Okay. Okay. I got it.

Tight. Tide. Put hole. Keep up. I think if you hacked my meta, it would be me. like running and then every 10th run would be me fucking

no it would be no what it would be is it would be you running and then every 10th one is you trying to convince your girl to let you do this and it's just like no I'm already recording just turn it off we can have it normally I'm already recording that is the YouTube sketch

that we would have made if we just started making the sketches God that's good no no no no no no you take it off and we can have sex but Honey, this is... Okay, they're not on. They're not on. I do love the idea that it's like...

Okay, they're not... It's not recording. It's blinking. It starts off as like a pitch where it's like, check me out. I don't know about that. Then it like cuts. Then it cuts back to like, why not?

What's the deal? And then it's like begging. And then it cuts back to like fighting. And then it cuts back and it's like, I don't know. They're my ex-boyfriends, but you should put them on. And it's just like some other fucking...

Hogging, dude. Oh, nice. Good twist. Good twist. Beginning, middle, and end. That's a good twist. But then he looks in the window, and the dude's there, and he's like, wait. Or then they're at Goodwill.

Oh, yeah, and then Blake's in the window, giving a thumbs up. And then they're at Goodwill, and I'm buying them again, but I'm like homeless. Oh, my God. Wait, I had a great idea. I don't know where it goes or what it could be. And then it's the year 3000. Some lube companies sent somebody. Some lube company.

I would never know the name of it. I didn't get this, but what do you guys got, like a, a, dick where you put your dick in and you're bigger then right yeah right wait somebody gets that what is it it's like a dick sleeve like you wear it on your dick and then now your dick is bigger oh yeah weren't we given something like that that was fucking adam's pretending he definitely got it in his i'm looking around i'm like a player we hear it go he's wearing it um no but i had a funny idea where it's like some guys complaining about like you know sex life with his girl's not getting and he's like you know what i got something for you here you put this

on it's going to change everything. And then the guy goes and he uses it and it's like, oh, fuck, it changed everything. He goes, exactly, man. You put that little thing on and she's begging for your big hog. And he's like, what? Yeah. He's like, well, why don't you cry about it?

You put this on, you stuff your dick in there. But then you put the little one on and then she's like, I wish I had your big dick. So then you go, you're welcome. And he's like, so this is supposed to be smaller than what I have. You need another four inches. Yeah, okay. I see what you're doing.

I like your new sketch group. Yeah. These are some fun pitches. The wet boys. These are some fun pitches. They're all porno-based comedy. Everything is a porn-o. I'm really loving your new sketch group, dude.

This is a stick. I do think doing sketches for porn hub, if I could get on the front page of porn hub guaranteed, I would do a few. We'll talk money, but like, remember when... That is cool. That is cool. Wasn't it like browsers or porn hub, or someone reached out to us

and wanted us to do. do comedy for them. They, like, wanted to actually, like, give us a... I feel like we would have... I feel like we'd still be there. No, I think Isaac talked us out of it. I think... The one good thing, Isaac did.

Uh-huh. Is it? Wow. He was like, now you don't want to do stuff for porn. I don't like you guys tell me to show my tips. Yeah, I think I recall that. But I think it was, like, Mike in Brazil or something. It was, like, a smaller company.

Mike in Brazil. Wow, what a deep cut. I love that. God damn. I do wish that we as a team were like, Yeah, yeah, let's pass on that. And then it's like, I went on a cell fucking DIRS doing this fucking sketch, the fucking DILA thing.

The fuck? Yeah, we wait until we're all in our 40s to start making porno content. AI is going to take over. You got to get in where you fit in, man. Don't be surprised when you see A-listers. Get in where you fit in. That's the branding onside of that package where you stick sleeve. Get in where you fit in.

You need another. four inches. Well, there's a whole hold of that story because if you put anything over your dick, it's going to be bigger. So you can't put your dick in something and it would be smaller. No, you can mash your flaccid dick into

something that's smaller. Yeah, we're talking about like mashing your flaccid dick. Well, then it wouldn't even stay on. Nucky Grandma! It would just slide right out. Here's all I'm going to say, we need to know, we got to get to the bottom of this. So if you are a manufacturer,

Send us various sizes of whatever you got. What's cool is how much wrong information we've spewed on this podcast. And this is the first time Adam's thrown a flag on the play. I think we know what we're talking about. Actually, time out. Wait a minute. He's got the Russell Crow like fucking ones and zeros going by him, like beautiful mind style. Actually, and I'm going to throw a flag on the play, it would be, no matter what, it's going to be a little bigger.

It's going to be a little bigger. Well, I mean, yes. I think it was real quiet, had like a pencil out and was like, hang on. This isn't it? It's science. Guys, hang on. Wait, one second.

I mean, yeah, here, yes, yes, it would automatically be bigger. But if you stuff a flaccid dick and a smaller dildo, then you're, then my, my story that I thought of for 10 seconds checks out. No, I don't think so. No, there's some holes in it. There's some holes in it. There's going to be, y'all put a hole in it. Yes, Paul. By the way, that's the nightmare.

Is that like... Wait, what? You look down at your dick, and it just, like, looks like a dick splitting out of another dick. Or I guess maybe, Blake, that's your thing? No. I mean, you're saying, like, it's a dick that, like, maybe if it's, like, the way we lose teeth,

like, every 20 years our dicks... Yeah, you shed your dick and your dick becomes larger. So, like... But if that's the case, that's fire... Everyone's dick sheds. Wouldn't that be nice. Yes. Then you know that, oh.

I'm shedding. I can't, I can't do anything this weekend. It's our period. Like, I'm shedding this weekend. Hey, men deserve, men deserve to have a little bit of a fucking hiccup, dude. I feel, sometimes I feel like we have hiccups. Like, we murder people all the time. No, but that's our bad brains.

Most sociopaths are, most suicides. Like men mostly, we're the ones that kill ourselves. That's a decision we make. That's a decision we make. Sure, we may have bad brains, but it's a decision. we make. There's things that the female body does that they have no control over as far as like going. Yeah, but we have no control over.

We have a certain amount of testosterone and these things that make us do crazy things. There's ways to... Well, Blake doesn't have that testosterone, so that's why he's... Right. I'm sorry. Very balanced. Can you go? Yeah.

Low. From the testosterone test that we did over a year ago, you were low. Well, I took it Later in the day, you have to take it early. But here's the deal. If men had to shed their penis every 10 years and there was a week. There was a week. Wouldn't you think you have more testosterone later in the day?

You've been fucking lifting weights and doing shit? You've been like fucking moving around? You don't. That isn't how it works. If you knew about testosterone and he looked it up all the time to find out why you're If you're obsessed with finding out why. Then you would know. Then you would know.

Okay. All right. Look, so for one week, men can't have sex because they're shedding their penis. I don't think that's terrible. And do we, if we hang out together, do we shed at the same time? Like, we sink up? Yeah, if we sink up. But also remember, you're shedding your penis to get larger.

To get larger. You're being rewarded after the shed. Well, see, but what if it's not a reward? What if someone, it's any bigger, it's not a reward? Has two, what if someone has too big of a penis? Right? What if someone has too big of a penis? A tremus.

And they don't want their penis any larger because it's too big. Right. Well, then... Tale's old as time, I heard. I'm sure we would start to develop a medication where... It hurts their loved ones and someone... Well, I'm going to have to see your meta footage, bro.

We'll do it a lot! I'm going to have to see your meta footage because I... We got to get more of those glasses, dude. We really do. I told Isaac, I'm like, what happened to those glasses hookup? Can we get them? Well, I know our girl. We do.

We all know. Or girl. Okay. Yeah. Which, by the way, it sounds horrible after what we're talking. This is our agent's sibling who... Yeah, yeah, very nice. It has nothing to do with what we're talking about.

We're talking about just getting metal glasses. Hey, we got our girl. But... Whoa, whoa. We are going to use it. Probably for porno. I think all of... I think Meta knows.

I think Oakley knows. I think Rayban knows. I think they know what these glasses are going to be used for. Well, because they do weird me out. like I was on a shoot the other day and this the director just had them on not okay

and he was just filming everything that was happening was it Kyle? Was it Kyle? And it was not Kyle and I was a little taken aback because I'm like well that's not what we're shooting he was just like they were just on as he's talking to me about like hey Adam can you stop eating so many snacks footage of like where my mark and like how to open up

the thing and I'm like Here's my question. No. Do you think he's rolling as like a protective measure where it's like, it's like how cops wear body cams where they're like, I need you to know like this is how I'm behaving. So if anybody says anything about how I'm directing, scrub the footy. When you cast Adam, you have to have metazone. You have to.

It's a protective measure. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That makes sense. That makes sense. I might have to jerk off in a pot of plant real quick. Yeah.

You might catch me near a pot of plant. It's like, don't case. But no, like, why else? I'd be like, could we not roll? What do we... No, I think it's for BTS. It's like, this is the most BTS you can get. Sure.

But also, but also, they let you know when they're doing behind the scenes. Like, it's a big deal. It's a day. It's a day. It's like, hey, today's the day. Yeah, but, but as you guys know, like, that shit, like, it's not cool. Like, that is not a fun day on set. You, like, kind of get sick of the BTS.

Well, sure. I love it. I go... Even when you're not rolling in his best thing. That's where Ders are... finally shines is the BTS. Interesting. My character really is dealing with something that

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I was having trouble stopping the muscle growth. Listen to Superhuman on the I-Hard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. My mother-in-law spent years sabotaging our relationship until karma made her pay for it. Wait a minute, Dakota. How bad did it get? Well, it got bad enough that her son-in-law had to avenge. arrest her himself. Oh. She moved in for two weeks,

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She faked a medical emergency, see just to test whether or not he loved her son? Yeah, and she sat in the hospital parking lot, waiting for him to see if he would show up. When that didn't work, she walked into the son-in-loss police station and filed a kidnapping report against him. She filed a kidnapping report against him in his own police station. And spoilers, karma's going to show up in the best way possible.

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And it makes you question yourself as an actor because you're like, I had none of those thoughts. I did it. What's that guy's fucking name? I just kind of memorized the lines and, uh, I thought of like, and thought about this. Yeah, I just cycled through all my funny faces. I went in the mirror and get a couple. A couple.

A couple. That'll do. That'll do. I did one with, Todd, who's the guy? I was in a movie called How to Be Single. How to Be Single. And I was paired with a guy who we didn't have any scenes together. Dakota Fannie.

No, no, no. This is like a famous dude. He's in everything. He books everything. I don't. Was it Dakota fanning in it? Dakota Johnson. Dakota Johnson.

Rebel Wilson. Both of you. Johnson. And he, yeah, Jake Lacey. Jake Lacey. He's in everything. He's very good. And we got paired up for like the press day.

And I'm like, here we go. Let's do the press thing. And he's like, yeah. And then like we're rolling. And he's just as, he's exactly what you want as like a studio exec to like say the thing, get the point across and give the. answer that they want. And I'm like, I'm trying to entertain myself

because we're here for 12 hours. And he's like nailing it. And I'm looking to him like, God damn, dog. Like, fucking... And that's, dude, that's why he keeps... He's a professional. He's a very good actor. I think he's a good actor.

But that's also why he keeps getting hired is if you... That's a huge part of the job is being good at that stuff. And I'll admit, I'm not very good at that either. Oh, you're pretty good. But just hitting those... Hitting those beats, I'm always like, I pass it to someone else to hit the beats that they need you to hit. Right, right, right. And I just make jokes.

Yeah, as soon as you have to say somebody's first and last name, you're like, you say that. You say that part. 10,000%. I feel like I'm back in, like, a study group after school where everyone's like, and when did that war end? And I'm like, did it? Like, he's here. Like, someone would say we're still fighting it, but, you know, homie, tell me. Oh, me get it. Fill them in.

I brought snacks. What up? Sorry, is it cool if I eat snacks? You have to know first and last names too real. Yeah. Well, I know first and last names. That would be Isaac, who... Isaac? I don't know anybody's name.

I don't know anybody's name. I don't remember my character's name. When they bring you back, like six months later, I'm like... Bro, that's crazy. Was I Dave? Or was I... That's crazy. That is why I'm so thankful.

That you can't remember that. Oh, no. There's no, it's just a first name. It's like... Tom, yeah. No, sorry, I wasn't even trying to remember that movie. What do you mean? It was the name of your character.

Yeah, but like... I've only played like five different, four different names, and I've been in countless projects. Oh, nice. But I think I've been Tom, like, a few times. I've been, like, Casey a couple times. Like, they're just... I'm only...

I'm in here often. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. It's really hard. No, the worst is when you have to know, like, in a sense. scene who you're opposite. Yeah, when you have to act and

be in character, dude, that is the worst. I'm like, who dude, I don't know anybody's character name, let alone let alone anybody's name. Let it know. Let it know. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know nothing, dude. Let it know. Let it know. I'm just out here

weighing it, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, we could tell. No. We could tell. A dream is a dream. Yeah, no, I don't have problem remembering. names. You have a great memory. You remember, like, lines from 10 movies ago. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. No, my memory is actually, like, it's weird how it works very specifically. Same, dude. And then it's so bad in other parts. Like, I couldn't tell you, we just did a podcast before this podcast. Couldn't tell you what one thing we talked about. Please don't stop the music.

I don't know. I don't know. Because people, people, my buddy, who I went on the Orlando trip with, he was like, yeah, so do you guys plan the podcast? There has to be like a skeleton. My buddy. Doesn't remember his name. Go ahead. My buddy.

Go ahead. Well, I don't know if he wants me to air him out. But he was like. Sylvester's to loan. Yeah, my buddy's sly. He was like, do you have a skeleton, like, outline? And I'm like, you must not have listened to the podcast because they're, it's so dumb. We just bounce around.

and we talk about our day and I'm so thankful that anyone listens. We want to this is a moment of thanks. Let's take a moment. Let's take a moment. Let's take a moment of thanks. We'll do it in life. Because, you know, this shit is important. Yeah, but how...

That shit's important. How cool would it be to have a podcast that you actually like kind of studied up on and like you kind of brought some thoughts to the table and we really sort of like... No, I'm good. Okay. Fair enough.

Like, what is an example? By the way, Blake. What would be that? Blake, by the way, you don't want to do that. Because you don't even want to post about our successful podcast. That's different. The fact that I'm not eating constantly is like my only contribution to effort here. That's different.

Like if we were like, say we were diving into like a subject where we, okay, say we did like a playback. Like we were watching. You can't even. Okay. Episodes of hey dude. All right. And we were going. from episode one to the end of it, right?

Okay, and why would we watch episodes of Hey, Dude? Wouldn't it be we watch episodes of workaholics? I think Hey Dude actually has a podcast coming out, which I'm kind of stoked on. They do. And it's Christine Taylor? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah.

Stiller's wife is doing it. It's going to be fire, dude. It's going to be fire. It's probably out. But so, we would all take time before, like the night before we'd watch it. You'd have a notepad. You'd kind of like write ideas. and we'd like kind of go down a list.

Like you're explaining a genre. Yeah. I'm talking about what you want to do. Like what would be a thing that you would want to do? And is that one of them a watchback show? Not watchback, but at least something where we had to like do some homework and maybe like bring it the next day.

I would want to do, I like the idea of us watching an episode of workaholics because then the fans could go back and they could watch that episode with us and then we could rehash. everything we remember, because there's some episodes. Once you get past season two, I don't remember what the hell happened. I don't remember much of any of it anymore. I think the first season, we were so, because we sat with that for like two years before

it even came out, right? And so, like, you really had a long time. And then we wrote season two while we were waiting for season one to come out. So we just had a long time to sit with those episodes. And then by season three, we were like off to the races. If this is like the watchback we're going to make, I'm like, those. I think we hit that.

So those episodes I don't remember. And there's certain, like, every once in a while, I'll be like, I'll throw on some workaholics. You do? Before the cruise, before the cruise, I was like, let me see. And I put on an episode. What's this cruise about? And I was like, I was just, like, picked a random one.

And I'm like, I don't fucking remember even shooting this. No idea. That being said, pretty funny. Pretty funny. Pretty funny. No, like I, when we watched it in that theater with everybody on the cruise, like, that was the first time I had watched Warcoholics in a very long time. Yeah. In years.

And like, the jokes were fresh to me. Some of them, I was like, oh, shit, that was it. Well, they got to be. Yeah. They got to be fresh, my brother. They got it. They got it. Yes, points.

Well, I will say on the cruise, those are two of them, the most seen episodes of our show. So that makes me wonder, what the fuck else did we film? because those two I'm pretty familiar with. Oh, those were beggars. But that was season one day. There's probably some I just like completely forgot, right? Oh, absolutely. Absolutely.

We did 87 apps. That's a lot. I remember stuff like I remember being on the Gravatron the whole damn day and getting sick. And then like right before that or after that crushing Panda Express, but those were like two different episodes. Was that even the same episode? No, but we filmed it the same day. I just remember it. I think those are two times we got nauseous in the front, in the front yard.

Oh, I thought we were just vomiting on set all that. No, no, no. And that was me being like, wait, hang on, I can throw up. Do you guys want me to throw up? If I go back in there, I will throw up. We'll shoot it. Shoot it. Yeah.

Baby Nuch, make sure you get it. I think Baby Nunes was like, let's get this. Was directing, yeah, I remember that too. And then we all had to go back in there waiting for Durs to actually throw up. Yes, but it was crazy. Like being on the Gravitron all day actually did. Fuck us up. Yeah, that was a nightmare idea.

We had a lot of... I would say my least favorite episode to shoot was that when we're fighting each other... In the pool? Naked in the pool... With the fish. That's right. And we're just hitting each other with dead fish

and it's like they're exploding and we're getting the innards of the fish all over ourselves. Because they were real. Yeah, yeah. It was real. We were very like, we have to do it real. Like, we were very that.

Well, it was the only way to make it real. We didn't have money to make fake fish to explode. But we had fake fish floating in the pool. Yeah, but if you hit each other with it, it wouldn't look, they wouldn't explode like a real fish would. We had to hit the fish together to blow up. That was like the thing. Yeah. It's so funny.

Fucking thing sucks! Yeah. It was cool, though. That's savage, bro. I guess when I got eaten by a dog, I wasn't having fun. Yeah, that's savage. No, that's cool. I like, that's kind of cool.

That's the kind of shit you have to do. See, this is, dude, this is the, this our callback? Oh, dang. Pod? Do we do a callback pot? No, but okay. Wait, but maybe it would be cool to do something that isn't, you know, Hollywood related.

Maybe we, like, really. We should make somebody, we should make, like, somebody who works at, like, NASA, watch an episode and be like, what'd you think? Do you know what I mean? Like, yeah. Yeah, that's a good idea. we have someone, maybe that's the interview podcast we do, where we get someone, whether it's someone that works at NASA or just a smart, a smart serious actor.

And we have them, I mean, if we get like Dame Judy Dench to watch an episode, she's also like 80, 80 years old. Atreemist. We get her to walk an episode. I love the Atremist. I've never seen workahlers, but I love this. And we are not giving her flowers at this point. We are not.

We shouldn't even said her name. No, no flowers. No flowers. She's as good as dead. No. No. Don't say that. It is currently April 20th. It's actually 420. Holy shit, bro.

She might be, she might be done for. No, no. She's not. She's not. She's not. She's not. But I mean, you get someone like that to watch workaholics and give their honest critique.

Okay. I like that. I like that. Will that get sad? Just. Add for what episodes. How long is this podcast? I didn't like it.

We used to go, hmm. And then they log off. You old bitch? Zoom. I didn't like it. Who is, I'm sorry I'm blanking on it. We cut her part,

but on Game Overman, who was our grandmother? Chloris Leachman. Chlorisleachman. First and last names. Legend. Legend. I don't remember anybody who stayed in the movie,

but Cloris Leachman, I remember. Clarice Liechman. Yeah. She, in the makeup trailer, day one, she was like, so you guys wrote this movie? And we were like, yeah. And she was like, I didn't understand it. And we're like, oh, yeah? And she goes, this is the way.

Yeah, you guys, you guys all sound the same. And I'm like, okay, she was just like dunking on our movie. And I'm like, yeah, well, why don't you fucking die? Yeah, yeah. Cut me out. Yeah. Well, with that, we're cutting you out. And I think that's what the podcast would end up being.

It's just like people from a different generation not liking our brand of comedy. I think it would instead of old people, we should get young people who are like, yeah, that also... Well, they would like it. You think they would? Oh, no, man. Or get, I don't know, you get some of these broccoli...

You think the broccoli-haired boys that work out at my gym? Oh, you think that Gunners wouldn't... Half the fucking show is beating off in porno. Yeah, that's true. And I'm feeling good. All right, fair enough. Work the shoulder, work the shoulder. When they made us jerk off like this a way no one has ever jerked off before.

Well, it's so legendary. As far as we know. By the way, when I was sick, I watched two seasons, more than two seasons of Sopranos, which is a lot. You return to Sopranos a lot, don't you? Yeah, I think maybe my fourth time. You watched 20 hours of television, is? Yeah.

I think it is the best show, right? I watched a few handful of episodes before I got sick, and then I just plowed through the rest. And it is a great show. I also fell asleep through a few episodes, and I'd come back, and I'm like, oh. That happens. It happened. But they had Chris, the cousin or the nephew, was jerking off,

and they had him work his shoulder. I noticed his shoulder was really cranky. Industry standard. And I was like, oh, that's the note. That's the note that the network gave him. Like, really make that shoulder work. Because, because by the way, I'm jerking off right now. Can you tell?

I'm jerking off right now. I mean, I know you really well. So, yes, I can. But I know what you're saying. Because it's a wrist movement. It's not a shoulder movement. Like, I don't know if chat roulette is back, but I've been seeing stuff popping up on, like, my Insta Explorer page or my,

what's it called? What's it called? Chat roulette on your Insta? Yeah, no, it'll be like people who like It'll be this dude who like is really close to the camera To make it look like he's like like a set of tities or whatever And it'll be like

And it'll be like guys like They're like watching it But you can like kind of like it's very subtle motion But you yeah but like the dudes Who are on the chat roulette That doesn't look like Kind of like yeah and like he'll be like Do you want me to show him?

And they'll be like, yeah, like, like, what is this? Exactly. Stop. What is that? What's that look like? Stick it right in there. And you gotta go on Netflix to stop. But it'll be like a guy like.

Yeah, I know what you're saying. You want me to show him? And it'll be like a dude like, and they're like, what are you doing? And then they'll be like, oh, got you, bitch. I could watch that shit for a whole goddamn day, dude. That shit is so funny. And then they immediately, like, turn their camera off, but they're just like, but it's really subtle. It's really subtle.

But you can kind of tell it's just like a very small movement. By the way, I've never, I've never seen that. That your Explorer page is hilarious. Oh, it's a lot of pranks. I got a lot of pranks, dude. I'm very sexual-based, Jamie Kennedy. Goodbye. Blake sent me the excuse me,

sir guy. Did we cover this already? No, I don't think so. We spoke about it at Easter, but we've never talked about it on air. So it's what I assume is like a really manly looking guy with like a beer or something. This is what we talk about while our kids look for Easter eggs.

And he's true. And he wears the glasses or some sort of glasses that have a camera. And he just goes into like a gas station or like a Home Depot and he stands like near people and he goes, excuse me! In like a real feminine voice. He must be event.

Trilquist. He can throw his voice. Okay. And people turn around. He's like, and then he just looks around like, did you hear that? And people are like, yeah. And then he goes, help me please. And people are like, what? He goes, I think there's like a woman under here. And like people believe him. I'm in the freezer. I'm in the freezer. I'm in the cooler. He gets

everybody in the store to really start like looking for this person. And then like, he'll pick one person and be like, it's me. It's me. It's me. It's So funny, dude. It's so funny. So Blake sends me this. It's very funny. I show it to my kids. We're close to like a month now of them just walking around going. Sir? Just like when I, like they wake up before me and I just hear her downstairs like, I need help.

Like if like someone's reaching for the cereal, they're like now just speaking in this video. Dude, I bet your wife loves this bit. They're always just saying I need help. But she's like, honestly, she's like, naughty. She's like, they're just doing the thing. She's fully tuned it out. I showed it to her and she's like, that's funny. I'm like, all right, well. It's actually really funny. It's shaping your children's sense of humor.

It's actually really, really funny. Here's why. That's a good one. I think we have places to be and things to do. Just turn that off. There's so many good sprang. Pranks. You said spranks.

You said spranks. That's your new name. There's really good spanks as well. Well, sometimes you watch those pranks and it's just like kids will go in and like vandalize a target and be like, oh, no, that wasn't. I don't like that stuff. Well, now the guy working at Target who just has this minimum wage job has to clean up all the shit that you destroyed

because, and you're saying it's not you. You know which one I really like? Will you be in like the stall taking a shit? But like, what you do is you're like, hey man, like I just ran out of toilet paper over here. And then when the dude like reaches under the stall, you like wipe like chocolate on his hand. Oh, shit.

And then they go, what the fuck? It's so good, dude They go ballistic Dude, I thought it was just gonna be like You like really fumble the ball With like their hands and shit Or you're like grab their arm No

You ask him for toilet paper And then you wipe chocolate Well, first of all, that is genius And Blake And all of us What would you do Would you give him props That person props or would you be mad?

I wouldn't hand him toilet paper I would pretend I don't hear him Also, I wouldn't be shitting like at a mall. I just wouldn't do it. What? That's main character energy right there. I just want to do it. No, there's no way.

What are you talking about? I'm not helping my fellow man. Fucking figure it out, brother. That is crazy. Blake would just speak another language. You'd be like, no understand. I would leave.

Hell no. His feet slowly just retract above. Well, Blake, are you one of the... See, this is why you're not main character energy. You don't shit when you're in public, when you really have to take a shit. Not at the mall. Fuck no.

Hell no. What do you mean? Why not at the mall? Malls have pretty cleanly bathrooms. And Adams check them out. Because there's people in there. Yeah. I shit everywhere.

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He's like, goes about saying. Got her. You got to. Well, also, dude, the airport. Sorry, the mall could... You could be 40 minutes from your house. Mm-hmm. And you...

And it's... Your family's shopping or whatever. You have to shit. Just go take a shit, dude. We've covered that Adam doesn't even lay anything down. He doesn't give a fuck. I don't care. I honestly don't care.

I usually don't have to shit that bad. It's a rare instance that, like, my butthole is puckering so hard that it, like, is gonna come out. If the toilet seat isn't disgusting, nothing is getting laid down. I'm sitting down. I'm shitting. I'm wiping my ass. I'm going about my business. Right.

And can I tell you something? The ghost of whoever else shit on that seat before you is with you. They're with you now. That's fun. Don quay! Whatever bits you think you're coming up with it are funny are probably not even yours.

It's him. This is, we got to write this horror. The fact that you are scared. This is like little... It's him again, isn't it? This is like little... Like, my sister was always afraid to poop in public.

And she still might be. What's up, Brittany? She still might be. But in her youth, she was petrified of shooting in public. Why is that so scary? It's just a thing we all do. You have to take a shit. You're vulnerable for a while.

And there's just a lot of things. You're not in the jungle, though. Yeah, you're not vulnerable, dude. You're just shitting. There aren't tigers. You're at the mall. There's crazy people at the mall. Like, anything could happen.

What do you think it's going to happen? What happened? There's so many scenarios. What happened to you? Let's air this out. What's one scenario besides a guy rubbing chocolate on your hands? To be this scared. And also, the fact, honors, would you hand a guy if he's like, hey, man, there's no toilet paper.

Can you hand me some toilet paper? No. That's, that's, you're a bad person. You know what I do? I go, I make it, I go, so it hangs. I go so it hangs below. and then I go, so the thing drifts into his thing,

and then I hold it at the top and he pulls. Now it's unusable. The only way I would do it. Watch of toilet paper. No, no, unusable, not under the floor. Like, I just, I pull it down so it goes like below the opening. Oh.

Oh, God. Dude, hang on. Real quick sidebar. I'm in the stall the other day with my four-year-old. Go into the bathroom. He goes. Then I'm like, all right, now, hang on a second, because I'm going to go too, all right?

And he's like, all right. And then I go, and then I turn around. He's gone. And he goes, guess where I am? And I'm like, oh, fucking shit. Now I've got to, like, hose you down. This dude crawled underneath onto the floor and was, like, jumping around the outside. Oh, damn.

Dude, it was absolute chaos in Disney, because we were in the Orlando airport. Bo just laid down and started licking the ground. Yeah, it's, yeah. I don't know how you got sick. This is crazy. Yeah. Well, like, he's not sick. He's fucking running laps around here.

Dude, they're built to last. No, the immunity is crazy, dude. Yeah. They'd be licking garbage cans. It's fucking crazy, dude. It's nasty. What you do see your kids do as, like, they age or whatever is wild. You're like, ugh.

Yeah, it's true chaos. And you think, like, oh, he's going to be so sick from that. And then he's not sick at all from that. You're sick. But then he meets. but then he meets another two-year-old for like two minutes and then he's deathly ill.

Right, right, right, right, right. Yeah, as soon as I go to preschool, it's just boogers, it's just snot. It's not for 24, 36 months. I'm pretty, yeah, that's pretty fucking, I'm excited for that, dude. I'm stoked. I gave up on Kleenex.

I just used my hand. Oh. That's kind of crazy, bro. Because if you keep using Kleenex, then they're the kid with the red nose and I'm like, that's not going to be my kid. That seems like when you used to get fed the raw ground beef. I feel like that was like your mom's like, yo, we're just going to give them raw meat.

What I think of that store, I think of that story kind of often because I'm making burgers and ground beef often. And guess what? Just a little salt? Pop it. Dude. I think of that often. I've never heard of that before. You're the only person I've ever heard.

It's steak tartar. Yeah. Yeah, you need a real quality burger, dude. Or you're getting worms. Real quality meat. Yeah, I feel like I've never heard of anyone doing that, but it makes me kind of want to try it because fucking ground beef rocks.

You won't think it's gross. You'll like it. Yeah, I bet it would. It feels like a kind of like a Norwegian secret. That feels kind of, it's kind of legendary. She's actually the German-English side. She's just from the South. She's just, I don't know.

I don't know what they did down there. Fry green tomatoes, all sorts of weird shit. I don't know. Great movie. Yeah, yeah. Great movie. Yeah, for those of the who that didn't listen in that podcast, a 200 podcasts ago,

His mom would give him ground beef, just like a little handful. If she was making, like, taco meat in, like, the skillet, you know, she'd be tossing in the ground beef, and then she'd be like, here you go, dash a little salt on it, and then just feed little meat. Pull it back. It's good. I love it. I think the way we got to that is because Kyle and I claimed we ate raw hot dogs, which... Which, by the way, it might be worse.

It's science. Dude, I don't think that's gross at all. I used to eat it all the time. Why is that bad? It's already cooked. It's already done. But it tastes like, they taste like iron or like, they just taste weird.

Yeah, because they're hot. What do they call it? They're like manufactured. They're fucking. Dude, you're a picky eater. Blake, I bet you only, like. I'm not, dude. I'm not.

Yes, you were. I was. Dude, you ate three things your entire child. Okay, sure. Yes, I was. I was. Okay. And then it wasn't even until your mid-the-late 20s that you even

ate sushi. I remember we'd go to sushi restaurants and it wasn't available to me, dude. Well, that's bullshit because you're from California and you're from like the Bay. The Bay Area. California, there was no sushi. Trust me. Oh, so now you claim Concord. You always claim the Bay Area and even will claim Oakland. Concord is the Bay Area dude. Alleged. Dude, it's a barth stop. We can't do this. Not on my pod. No way. You're going to take back later, Adam. That's rough.

And then it's just every, it's just, but then you'll claim conquered when you don't want to seem too worldly, I guess. But San Francisco is right there. And there were so much sushi when you were. I didn't go to San Francisco. The Window to the World, I think they call it. No one of me. I think it's St. Louis or something, Window of the West. Dude, episode 30, March 16th, 2021, Ders talks about eating raw beef.

The raw beef episode. The fact that Todd is able to pull that up is truly incredible. That's AI. Or Todd is just insane. And the episode is called No Joke. Durs can't tell time. That must have been a good episode. We're really laying Ders out.

I think that's a lot of people's all-time. We need to rehearse everything, do we? You're okay. By the way, one of my other kids, he can tell time, but it is not his like, he doesn't know when things are happening. He doesn't know how long it's been since he started like playing a video game. or like reading a book. I'm like, hey, man, it's 11 at night.

And this is your smart kid, right? Smart kid. And then the one who's like less bookish, let's say. Okay, you could say that. That's fine, okay. Allegedly. Because my older kid is like a fucking bookworm. He just is reading.

And it's like smarter than me. Like reads better than me for sure. Yeah, very smart young man. But then the second one who's less bookish is like scheduling out his day. And he's like, well, so then that'll give me 45 minutes to do this thing and I'll be home by 730 tonight. I'm like, interesting, man. I'm like, yeah.

That's how I was in my youth. I loved having a watch. Yeah. I loved having a watch. And I loved like scheduling out like the planning what I was going to do. What is that? What do you suppose that is? It's like a control over.

It's a control thing. Yeah. It's like you want to know what to expect. It's like I can understand this. I can understand like my day. Having this much time and being like, okay, well, we're giving ourselves a lot of time to do that. so I'll have a ton of time to play kickball or whatever. Hell, yeah.

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But we get like sugarfish. They're actually super dope because the box, like, educates you. Like, it educates me. It's like, this goes with that, this goes with that. And the kids like it packaged. My fucking third kid. does not eat anything that's not packaged

and we have to like break him the other day I was like why don't I just open up it was like the sushi flake things that you you eat all the time Adam seaweed I go why don't I just put it on a plate

and it's the same thing and I open it up in front of him and I just put it on a plate and I serve it and he was like what? And just blew up at me it didn't work shut the fuck up

you just saw it's the it is the thing but it's not in the so sugarfish is dope because it comes in like a box that looks very like, I don't know. Someone else made it that it's not mom and dad. Yeah, as opposed to just like, or even just going in a restaurant and when it shows up on a plate, you're like, uh, what is this? But if it's packaged, they like it's a strange.

Maybe I'm being ignorant, but like with ignorant, every, every Ralph's, Vaughn's, every grocery store you go into in L.A., there is a sushi section. And that is like prepared like daily. True. Pre-package. True Dad and all of that. Facts. Which I heard somebody say out loud in public the other day.

That's cool. True Dad and all that. LA's cool. It was wild. I almost like stopped to be like, have you been frozen in time? True that and all that. But the packaging for Sugarfish is like another level. It's like an unboxing.

Right. And you pay for it. You know, it's a nice sushi. So this is a very L.A. thing. But it comes in like a little white briefcase. It's like 40 bucks, right? It's a little and pricey, but you're paying for it. But it is kind of like a cool educational program as well

because it tells you like this goes with this, like salmon goes with this sauce. And this was another episode of, I do love the idea of Blake, let's just say, for fun's sake, losing everything, career over homeless. And he just walks around with a sugarfish box trying to educate kids. He's like, it's educational.

Hey, for $5, I'll show you what sushi is. And people are like, and it's an old raggedy box, too. Like, no sushi in it. You know, but he's kind of a legend and everyone's like, that thing is like, oh, there he is. That sushi, man, he's really nice. He's very kind.

I think Blake would like that. I honestly think out of any of our friends who would be capable of losing everything and being homeless, as long as he was, a legend to someone. As long as someone, like, the kids in the neighborhood would call him, like, sushi man. He's a conquered local.

He's a conquered legend. Right, yeah. And we call him sushi man. And he just walks around with this raggedy old box that used to be white, but now it's kind of brown and yellow. It's getting too real. Yeah. Yeah, sushi man.

He's getting too real. And then someone sees you without the box one day, and you're like, you're talking yourself and someone's like, hey, man, I got you a box. You're like, God damn, because I am hungry. They're like, oh, no, it's just the box. It's just the box. It's just the box. I thought you just needed the box.

What's his name? A Tremis. A Tremus. Sushi. Sushi Man. It's a Tremis. Any takebacks? Any apologies?

Any epic slams? I mean, I want to take back my whole career and just be sushi man. Holy smokes. It's not too late, though. You would thrive in that. It's not too late. But you eat sushi now. We ate sushi not too long go together, and I was pleasantly surprised that you

eat sushi. I love sushi. What do you get? I'm down for whatever. I know you do. You're a trash compactor. Blake. The only thing I really don't.

mess with is um is uni like the urchin i don't like that stuff's not that great i'm not super into eel but it's like squishy gross stuff fine yeah but it's fine it's actually fine and i don't fuck with octopus that hard i don't like to eat octopus because i just don't believe in eating that animal little squishy so everything else you'll get but i guess what i'm trying to zero in is zero in on is you just came into my sushi restaurant what are you ordering I love salmon. I love albacour. I love...

I love... I love all the tunas. Okay. And that's another episode of... Basic ass sushi. Tight one of... You gotta go red snapper, dude. Snappers where it's at.

Get the snapper. Get the golden ice. We went to that one spot in San Francisco together. We snapped on a lot of stuff. It was delicious. When we're there, it's Man Francisco. And that was another episode of this is important. And I'm feeling.

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