This Is Important - Ep 299: Rockin’ At The Troubadour: Netflix Is A Joke Fest

Episode Date: May 19, 2026

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Starting point is 00:01:02 you only got in because your parents made a huge donation. The yard birds, right? That's the name. The Harvard yard, but they're open. Do you have a name suggestion? We're open. Since you guys are middle-aged. One erection.
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Starting point is 00:02:42 Welcome to This Is Important, a production of IHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important. Yeah, it's weird when dads get horny. Bessie, get your full ass in here. Hey, I'm here for the rock show. Anyone have the drugs? Let's go. It's disgusting, truly disgusting.
Starting point is 00:06:51 How do these rockers do it? My God. Thank you, TIAN nation. Thanks for coming. Thanks for being here. Rubidore. The world famous Trubidor. Dudes.
Starting point is 00:07:08 Either you have diarrhea or you don't. Lean in, lean it. How's that big sips tasting? It's different. Now, see, we went with, Blake was a big fan of buzzballs until they disrespected him
Starting point is 00:07:37 with a contract he was not deserving of. And they threatened legal action if I continued talking about. Yes. Oops. My bad buzzballs. But I speak of the truth. We're glad to announce.
Starting point is 00:08:00 Do you have about, what's your affiliation with them? Is this your new sponsor? So I'm taking my talents to big six. Okay. And so let's. All right. Might as well.
Starting point is 00:08:16 Influencer. When in doubt, we chant. And so. Tell them about the contract. Yeah, because it was a big contract dispute, so I know you're getting paid for this. They back the truck up, right, buddy? No.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Hey, wait a minute. Okay, this is a trial run. We're testing it out. We're testing it out. They paid you for a trial run. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I sent Isaac to the liquor store. He bought big sips, and I said,
Starting point is 00:08:45 let's do a big, let's do a big rebrand and see if we can catch us a, catch us a, Doggy. So you're in no way affiliated with Big Sits? No affiliation, no. Okay. Every sip you took was money out of my pocket.
Starting point is 00:09:02 Yeah, wow. All right. Yeah. Big Sips. It's money where your mouth is. And what do we think of the near $800 worth of fake leathers we're currently wearing? Huh? Worth doing it?
Starting point is 00:09:18 Worth doing it? Delicious. I should have put a big Zips in my... Well, I guess I still could. In your what? Then you're for sure not getting... It's just weird how there's so much room for it.
Starting point is 00:09:34 That's weird that you still can't see... Shut up. Shut the fuck up. You still can't see any amount of... Shut the fuck up. Bubble or dent or any kind of... Shut the fuck up. It was like you inserted it somewhere, but that's fine. Yeah. It'd be fine if you didn't.
Starting point is 00:09:48 I put it in my pocket. Okay. We went, Blake yesterday, he sent us a photo of, like, a rack of plet their pants. And he was like, should we for the Trubidor show? I was like, was this meant for us? Was this supposed to go to somebody else? Yeah, that's just his other friend group. No, that was meant for you guys.
Starting point is 00:10:09 That was meant for you guys. Okay. And both doors and I were like, absolutely. And we sent them our sizes. Yeah. 2830 and I'm a twink and
Starting point is 00:10:23 what you just figured out what twink was do you know fuck yeah dude okay all right get your Hollywood on did you win I'm sorry it's cool that our shows are just starting to turn into pro wrestling
Starting point is 00:10:43 I like that and just like a little bit of a Q&A just like and actually no I know what twinks are I Dude, last night we fucking learned. Yeah. So we sent us this photo of these pleather pants, and we sent them our sizes,
Starting point is 00:11:02 and I was like with Durs, and I'm like, there's zero possibility that Blake actually buys us these pants. And then what happened? What happened, Blake? I had already left the store. What happened? And then I just spent a lot of money on Big Six.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Yeah, that's true. It's true. So the card was maxed. Yeah. You guys got to give me a bigger allowance on the company card. Okay. Chase maxes you out at $40 worth of big sips. Yeah, I got a phone call.
Starting point is 00:11:37 If Blake spends more than $38, Chase Bank is like something's off. Something's wrong. They call us and they're like, we think your son's shopping again? No. This is the way. What's my name? And then I was like, well, Blake, are you going to go, I had a ton of shit.
Starting point is 00:11:55 I had a ton of shit to do. Yeah, yeah. And so I did, yeah. Netflix is a joke. And I, uh, I was like, are you going to handle this? And he was like, dude, I can't. There's nowhere to find these clothes.
Starting point is 00:12:09 Yep, case closed. And I looked into, well, hold on, that's some points. Hold on. Just a, yes, points. There we go. Points on the board. It's not even worse.
Starting point is 00:12:20 That wasn't worth points. Stop it. I liked it. And then, you know what? AI does come in handy. Yeah, you don't like what I do? There's the troubadour. Oh!
Starting point is 00:12:28 Yes. I was worth it. We stop. Hey. We stop here. This guy's. Oh. Holy moly.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Stop here. But AI does come in handy because I asked AI. I'm like, where's the, and this is like basically the quote. I go, where's the closest rock and roll style pants near me? And AI goes 1.7 miles in a place called Rocktown on Hollywood. Okay. On Hollywood Boulevard. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:00 Oh, man. Dude. And then Isaac in his penguin polo, and I went into Rocktown and got us this fucking sick garb. So thank you, Rock Town. Thank you, Isaac. Here, Isaac, this sips for you. Ooh. Which is pretty good.
Starting point is 00:13:19 You know what? You bring up the penguin polos. They're getting shorter and shorter. Like, remember when you guys start talking about Happy Trails in middle school? Oh, man. The pubs under the belly button. Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:13:30 He just lets his Happy Trail ride. What, Isaac's? And it's like, white. Yeah, Isaac's a very white man. I could tell, like, the people that were working at Rocktown look like they work at Rocktown, you know? Sure. I was fucking some rock and rollers. Sure.
Starting point is 00:13:48 There was like a flavor saver, which I haven't seen in a while, which I was like mad respect. I was like, oh, this guy's rocking a flavor saver. I wonder what flavor. And I hadn't seen that in a while. And you could tell they were like a little off kilter when Isaac walked in. And they were like, oh, shit. Undercover cop. No, I think if you walk into a place like Rocktown.
Starting point is 00:14:08 Hide in plain sight. Yeah. If you walk in, if you look like Isaac and you walk into a place like Rocktown, they're like, oh, shit, we're going to have to, like, he's going to ask, like, what's in the back. Right. Like he's a dog. Oh, yeah. He's like there to get
Starting point is 00:14:24 very freaky. Yeah, he's like, actually, I like to hang myself from hooks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. By any chance could I flip the sign down and make this cocktail?
Starting point is 00:14:35 Oh, yo. Because I'm trying to get butt fucked in the back. Yeah. Wait, you really think? Sorry, Dad. My dad's, right? He is.
Starting point is 00:14:48 He is. He is. Big shout out to Tim. Yes. It is weird doing this show in front of, this is the most intimate. Intimate. Hello. Cocktime.
Starting point is 00:14:59 This is the most intimate show we've done. Usually it's like you're kind of speaking out into the void, and now I'm just making eye contact with every one of you. We're going to know all of your names by the end. For sure. It's cool. The people at the bar are definitely watching a basketball game, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:18 That's cool. They're like, when is this over? What the fuck? And I thought I was here to watch the Spurs. I love the idea of it in three hours, Blake's going to be behind you in the car going, it's right up here on the left, thanks. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:30 No, it is crazy. We have the same birthday. Good night. That's wild. Take care. Well, I was thinking since it is kind of our hometown and like, yeah, yeah, we're. Yeah, it is.
Starting point is 00:15:42 Yeah, we're out. Like, guys, we're Hollywood, for sure. Hold on. Hit it. I was like, and we're at the troubadour. I'm like, this would have been the perfect show to do a bunch of cocaine act. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Okay. Except for we don't really do that. I know, but this is the time. This would have been, we would have done. Isaac, bring it out! Yeah, bring out the tray. It would have been the same, we would have said the same amount of words,
Starting point is 00:16:18 but it would have been over in 15 minutes. We're like, Conc Town, exactly. It's like Cocktown, it's Rocktown, but it's Rocktown. And when Iso comes in, he's so wide, and people are like, oh, we're pulling, what's in the back? This is important. And that was in the other episode of, This is important.
Starting point is 00:16:39 Now that I think about it, I'm like, why is being able to go home a good reason to do cocaine, though? Then like, it's like, because it's like, hey, talking the kids in, hey. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, now that you think about it. Have you ever tucked your kids in at 6 a.m? Daddy, I'm waking up.
Starting point is 00:17:03 No, back to sleep. No. Back to sleep. It's really tight. It's really tight. Good night, honey. Why are you saran wrapping our child? Wait, why are you chewing on her bath toy?
Starting point is 00:17:17 It just feels good. It just feels good. Popo Sao! But that'd be cool. I guess my whole thought was like I wouldn't be able to just get lost. I'd actually know where I was for once. Because I'm like a very get lost person.
Starting point is 00:17:36 Right. Yo, this kitchen just like, don't quit. Bro. Bro. Damn, I've never been in this bathroom before. Damn. This kitchen don't quit. But how sick would it be?
Starting point is 00:17:51 Blake's in the bathroom that has like a mirror in the front and a mirror in the back and it's just like, it goes on forever. Holy shit. What happens? You're trying to beat yourself? There's so many rooms. I've had that happen so many times where you're at a restaurant
Starting point is 00:18:09 and it's like a mirror here. So many times. Dude, and you're kind of like, what's he ordering? Dude, Blake does get lost often. Oh, yeah, it's a miracle I'm alive. I like, just this past weekend, I was just wandering around San Francisco, and I didn't make it to bark before it closed. So, like, there was no train home. That's a truly terrifying experience.
Starting point is 00:18:31 Yeah, so I'm like, what do I do? Do I just make friends and sleep in somebody's tent? No, don't do that. No, don't do that. But everybody was really nice. I just had to, like, sell my hat. Yeah. Right. For sure.
Starting point is 00:18:48 That's how I bought the big six. Yeah. That's how your bank allowed you to buy the big sips. Dude, it's funny how the world works. Yeah. Yeah, man. That's cool. Crazy.
Starting point is 00:18:57 It's pretty cool. I feel like, I will say, out of the three of us, who do you think, these outfits, who do you think it looks the most natural on? Okay. I like that. I like that. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:15 We can't scream. Hey, hey. We can't. Shut up, bitch. Guys, we can't just scream. Okay. Okay. Terence, Kenneth, Rebecca, Susan, Dominic, Eric, Jeffrey,
Starting point is 00:19:28 Intimimms. Tambor. Okay, so we gotta go. Tanner? Oh, you're doing one of these? Yeah, we're gonna go, we're gonna do one of these. All right, so if you think Blake looks the much, stand up. Wait, hold on, you need the whole ensemble.
Starting point is 00:19:41 You got to... Hey, Blake, he has to do the hand thing, Blake. I gotta do the thing, I gotta... It's kinda, just giving like Scott Weiland a little bit. This is exciting. Stand up, do the thing. Do the thing. Are you going to do the hand thing?
Starting point is 00:20:01 Are you going to do the hand? I'm doing the hand. Just and let it all leak out. Wow. I didn't see that. Wow. Wow. I didn't see that.
Starting point is 00:20:12 I didn't see that happening. Give me a hell yeah. All right. Now I'll do it. And if you could do the hand thing for me. So you're going to let me do the hand thing. Okay. Oh, unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Okay. Perfect. Perfect. I think the winner I think I took it I don't know No I think I took it No I don't you think you think Ders looks the most natural
Starting point is 00:20:40 You think that looks real Is it real? Thanks guys Is it cake? Is it cake? Rock and roll forever right? Is it real? I love dude to be like This doesn't mean fucking rock and roll This doesn't mean I love you
Starting point is 00:20:55 I don't know if anyone cares What kind of aggressive 8th graders are you hanging out with That take hard stances on the rock and roll hand The backpacks slung super low Oh yeah all the way to the end of the strap If you had the backpack up high I mean I guess there were there were eras There was a low backpack era
Starting point is 00:21:14 And if you had it really low Nobody was fucking with you Like you had to walk and be your heels had to hit it Yes It had to be like The backpack and the belt long Oh, yeah. Then one day, one dude, we all remember who it was.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Mike McCoy. Went like this. Yep. Yep. And his name was Tyler the creator. Exactly. Yeah. Hold up.
Starting point is 00:21:40 I feel like, I think, I don't know. I think to me, you guys really loved hers in this outfit. Uh-huh. But to me. You guys, it's Adam. It's okay. No, no, no, no. I think.
Starting point is 00:21:53 Let him try to dig himself out of him. I think Blake looks the most like he might have worn this at some point in his life I'm like kind of like because you took some swings with your fashions sure sure yeah you took fashionable swings like what for those watching at home on Netflix
Starting point is 00:22:14 oh damn Blake had a bandana that he tied around multiple body parts at different points in the night No, I always, it was always on the neck. It'd be ahead, it'd be around the neck. No, this is cute. I might start doing this.
Starting point is 00:22:31 Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Yeah, that's cool. It's like kind of farmer, but kind of... That's not farmer. What's happening right there is not farm. You've never seen a farmer who dresses like this. Obviously, you don't like cantalose. Get those goddamn cows inside.
Starting point is 00:22:48 Hey, Bessie, get your bull ass in here. Bessie's a dude, but identifies as a cow. Yeah, got it. All right. Get your ass in here. I was wondering where I was happening with that. I was going with the flow. Yeah, yeah.
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Starting point is 00:26:25 Honestly, I do think you are the winner, Adam. You look, no, because he just kind of looks like a regular German guy. Yeah. Right? You guys are thinking of it as like a rock and roll thing, but he just looks like a regular German peasant. Wait, wait, but not a peasant. I think the whole concept was, the whole concept was,
Starting point is 00:26:48 who looks the most rock and roll, not who looks the most like German dungeon pee. Well, that wasn't, if you would have listened to my concept, Yeah, that wasn't the concept Oh, now you're dropping. The concept was who looks the most natural as if this is their look. Oh, do you guys want to... Hey, you know what? Take my take back. That's my
Starting point is 00:27:08 early takeback. Dude, thank you for doing that. My being... It's a bagel. Thank you for doing that. And honestly, I can't even really hear from when they were cheering for me, so it's just hard to... I feel like I look... I don't think I can ever look
Starting point is 00:27:24 rocking at all. The only dude I was saying to Isaac, I looked like the queens of the Stone Age guy. Okay. Who's like 10 times more jacked. But never really looked rockery. They're always very slights. Yeah, but you're, the mustache is doing something.
Starting point is 00:27:42 Yeah. It's doing a lot of, it's doing a lot of the lifting, I feel. But a true rock mustache does not, it doesn't stop that quick. It has to come down a little bit. But this is what's cool is that like, I'm riding in the car. I'm living a rock and roll life. I get pulled over, window comes down, real recognizes real, cop goes back.
Starting point is 00:28:03 Window goes back up. Back to rock him. You know what I mean? I do feel like you look like an off-duty cop. Like a cop that just like is done with the shift and slips into these pleather pants and just watches the game.
Starting point is 00:28:21 Hey, I'm here for the rock show. Anyone have the drugs? Yeah. I'm here to do the drugs. This is the world famous troubadour. Yeah, what? Do you guys know what a troubadour is? Do I know what a troubadour is?
Starting point is 00:28:41 I can guess. Do we know what a troubadour? Of course we know what a troubadour. I just want to obviously we know what a troubadour, but all at once, what is a troubad? Yep. I googled it. Tanner got it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:58 Oh, that's very fucking stupid. Whatever you know it to be. I'm kidding. I love you. You're so close. Don't beat me up. Hey, Bobbivik. I mispronounce your name, but I thought it was Bobavik.
Starting point is 00:29:11 I would think that a troubadour is like... By the way, you should know, but go ahead. I feel like it's a group of Matadors. Like a troubadours. It's a troubadour. Like apostophie doors. Yeah, like troubadour. Troopadors.
Starting point is 00:29:27 Like we are, we send in all the matadors to town, the troubadors. and then they do the bull. And to you mad at doors are like mad. There are people who are mad at doors because they can't get in. Right, right. It's a group of people who can't get in here, ironically. That makes a lot of sense.
Starting point is 00:29:43 People are mad at the door guy working the troubadour because they can't get in. Yeah. It only fits 45 people. It's very intimate. From what I recall from my Google, it's like a wandering poet. It does seem like a, a,
Starting point is 00:30:01 a rouse about. Like someone who's got... What? I'm gonna let that hang there. Hey, Bobbivik, chill the fuck out. I'm not glazing over a bass. It's a rouse about. Someone that rouses about.
Starting point is 00:30:14 It's a dude who might have a fife on him. Yeah. Right? Yep. Wait, what's a fife? What's a fife? And you call yourself... In the Renaissance pleasure fair?
Starting point is 00:30:25 And you call yourself a renaissance man. I went to the Renfair last weekend. It was, fucking sick. Shout out to Irwindale, California. And I'm saying, you were living the Fife life out there. What is a Fife? All I know is from... It's what, like,
Starting point is 00:30:41 the half goat fucking dude plays. I thought that was a pan, a pawn. You know what? I kind of jumped on your back and I was like, you don't know what a fife is. I also kind of didn't know what a Fife was. Is it to Fife like a like a flute?
Starting point is 00:30:56 Well, then just call it a flute. What are you doing that and some extra ife on it? You know how I live? Yeah, that's true. Life. Yeah, that is true. How was the Renaissance Fair?
Starting point is 00:31:06 How was it? Yeah. It was kind of getting blown out. Oh, for the grand. It's all for the ground. It kind of feels like a lot of people who aren't really there with like the true spirit of the Renfair. Like, they're just there for likes and repost. They're just there for like giant turkey legs and steins of beer.
Starting point is 00:31:28 Yeah, they're just like they're not speaking in like, you know, old English and stuff. They're just like... Gaylic. It's just like just dude... Like I saw like this group of like... The Instagram girlies took it over. And like you know your dudes that you like with like the hair.
Starting point is 00:31:42 Yep. Like it's them with like fake axes. We all love them. Wait, the guys with the hair like a monk? You don't know exactly what he's talking about. Like the broccoli hair kids you always talk about. I do love some broccoli haired boys. Like TikTok, TikTok guys.
Starting point is 00:31:55 Interesting. Well, I like the guys that are always kind of doing this that are like... Isn't that outfit? That are like 20. 22 years old that I always go like, right. You're so good at it. Right. In that outfit, it is so much better, too.
Starting point is 00:32:12 What's up? You legit look, in German. You kind of look like you're dressed in like the outfit when like the Backstreet Boys like go backstage for a minute and then everything gets dark and it's like the fire song and then you come out in like fucking fire gear. Tell us more about the. that scene from the Backstreet Boys documentary
Starting point is 00:32:33 that only you watched. I want it that way. I've never, I'm just assuming they did that. Yeah. Actually, Backstreet boys were fucking pretty dope. I'm kind of, hey, I'm kind of an in-sync guy for being real. Are we backstreet or are we in-sync? Yeah, hey.
Starting point is 00:32:50 And then like, definitely you can be neither. Yeah, you can be neither. I know we're getting real overzealous. You can be neither. I think the backstreet boys probably came through the Trubedore at one point. That's what I'm thinking. Do you think they did a real stripped down like punk rock Backstreet Boys set?
Starting point is 00:33:05 I would fucking love that. Have you guys ever been? What was the big Backstreet Boys song? It was a, you. This one? No, no, no, that was in sync. Or that's like Michael Jackson. It was a, you love my fire.
Starting point is 00:33:21 The one. Yeah, is that the one? Desire. Okay. Damn. When I say. Wow. We go ahead the music.
Starting point is 00:33:38 And now legally... I'm glad we did that together, guys. That was a bonding moment. This airs on Netflix. Legally, I don't know what we could do with what just happened. Ted Sarandos is texting. We cannot air that. That is going to cost us $3 million.
Starting point is 00:33:50 That's a ran rap. No, that's fine. The way we sang it was a little different. Yeah, it was dun, dun, da, da, dun. Yeah, it was vanilla ice and the police. It's ding, ding, ding, ding. Ding ding ding. What a cultural icon?
Starting point is 00:34:05 that we grew up worshipping. I don't know. Have you guys ever been to the Trubedore? Have you seen a show here before? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, I think I saw waves here in like 2015 or 14 or something. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:22 We saw Twin Shadow. And I've seen Cayucas. Okay. Hell yeah. Deep Guts. Okay, not a big pop. Nobody likes Cayucas. Not a huge Cayucas fan base.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Hopefully get a little bump off this Netflix. Damn. Yeah. It was a good concert. They're like twins. So like anytime twins do anything, I'm like, tell which. Shout out to Akka and Atiba in the building.
Starting point is 00:34:44 Auga. I'm noticing a few cruise ship hats in the audience. Yeah. And so afterwards, if Tebow wants to introduce himself to you guys, since there's no way he met you because he was hammered off his ass the entire time. Freaking see you. We can make that happen.
Starting point is 00:35:02 If you came to the cruise, we did a cruise. This cruise is important. Thank you and thank you for coming to this show. I see a few of you. Water trash. A couple old friends out here. Good to see you guys again. Did you see that like cruise that's in the news right now?
Starting point is 00:35:16 It has like the like. Yeah. That was such a bummer because I was like, dang, I wish I was our crews. Dude, wouldn't it have been so sick. We would have got so much more publicity. Our cruise was started the new coronavirus. Fah! Like if we couldn't dock because we could, we could talk because we would have been.
Starting point is 00:35:35 we created like Ebola 8,000. Yeah. And we got some party for three more days? But it seemed, people are dying. Are they? I have a lot at it. Three people died.
Starting point is 00:35:50 Yeah, it's pretty sad. And a moment of silence, please. Yeah, take it back. Shut up, moment of silence. Everybody. Bobavik, shut up. Do you think they had a podcast? Sorry.
Starting point is 00:35:59 Hey, shut up. Now, someone like, shut up, quiet. One second. And we did it. Wow. Yeah, we did. There we go. Hey, that was fucking cool, guys.
Starting point is 00:36:07 That was cool of us. I'm glad we all came together for that very brief moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all we can handle, but we did it. Yeah, we did. We don't want to cry. Yeah, so thank you for coming. You know, in hindsight, I'm kind of glad that was in our cruise.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Now that I'm thinking about it. Hindsight from just two minutes ago. From just two minutes ago. You have the quickest. I very quickly have hindsight. Yeah. I have hindsight so quick. I'm always just like, fuck, what did I say?
Starting point is 00:36:38 I take it back. Adam says, you know, looking back when he just wants to change his mind. Like at a drive-through, he's like, I'll do a number one with his sprite. You know what, actually? In hindsight? Looking back now in hindsight? In hindsight. Hindsight's 20-20.
Starting point is 00:36:53 And I do want that McFlurry. Hindsight is 2020. Sir, please drive up, sir. You make it to the window where you have to pay and you're like, hey, I hate to hindsight. you, but like... I'm having more of the site that's behind. Behind quarters of sites.
Starting point is 00:37:15 If you don't mind, let's... The hips of a doggy. Let's add a McFlurry. Yeah. And they're like, you already did. And I'm like, another one. I'm gonna need another one. I thought you just said, let's Adam McFlurry. Oh. And I was like, I don't even know what that is. Wait, okay, wait, actually. Oh my God, that would have been so good.
Starting point is 00:37:38 Wait, wait. You know how they give people McDonald's meals? Like there was a suede meal. I think there was like a Cuevo meal. Yeah. So disappointed. So disappointed that the corporation McDonald's hasn't come to us. Well, if you pitch a, what did I say?
Starting point is 00:37:56 Is it a Cuevo meal? No, and Adam Flurry or what it? Well, you didn't say it. He said Adam McFurray, and I said Adam McFleurie. Okay, yeah. that. That should be your meal. It should be a McFurrie with...
Starting point is 00:38:08 We just took that walk? It should be a McFlurry with a cheeseburger in it. No, what it should... No, that's not what it should be. It should be... That should be you get a McFlurry and then you add a McFlurry
Starting point is 00:38:21 and they give you another slightly smaller McFlurry. Okay, okay. Because it's like a little... It's a side car of McFlurry that you get. Okay, that's cool. And that's what... Yeah, that's cool.
Starting point is 00:38:33 It is with a cheeseburger in it. Yeah, but obviously. Cheeseburgers ground up in it and obvious. That's obvious. Burr. That's obvious. We did a cool thing yesterday. Part of Netflix is a joke.
Starting point is 00:38:44 Yes. We got invited to a cool thing that normally we don't get invited to these parties, but we are invited to Ted Sarandos' house. We were. We're all going to go there now. If you don't know who he is, he's the big Netflix boss. Hey, thanks, Ted. He's going to watch this.
Starting point is 00:39:02 Never again. But, uh, Yeah, Ted's, thanks, Ted. Oh, he's not in his head. He's not here. He's not watching. We do that one more time? Sure, of course.
Starting point is 00:39:14 Oh. Oops. Oi, oh! Oops. We went to his house and had a brunch, and who was all there? There's a bunch of cool people there. Guys, we were amongst some legends. Some true elites.
Starting point is 00:39:30 It was pretty wild. David Letterman was there with a big beer. Dude, Eddie Murphy was there. Yes. That's a rare sighting, Eddie Murphy. He actually was 17 people. Yeah. He would, like, leave and come back, and I'm like,
Starting point is 00:39:45 I think that's still him. I think that's still him. Chris Rock was there. Chelsea Peretti was there? My goat. My goat. Yes, she was. Dane Cook was there.
Starting point is 00:39:59 Yes, he was. Was he? Kevin Hart was there? I just said Devin Hart. Devin? Devin. was there. Kevin's younger brother, Devin, they started to run out of,
Starting point is 00:40:11 they're like, Kevin, Devin, fuck, oh shit. Blevine, Blevyn is there? Blevinehart? Tevin, Tevin Campbell. Tren, Tevador, Hart. Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry Seinfeld. Adam Sandler was there.
Starting point is 00:40:25 Kyle Neuichick, not there. Baby knew a check there. Adam Neuich there. Yeah. I was like, Kyle said he's like scouting your movie Adam Sandler. What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
Starting point is 00:40:43 That's okay. It was really, really fun. We did feel a little out of place, and we were dressed like this. We were dressed like this. You kept saying, let me get on your shoulders, and I was like, oh. We were the last people there,
Starting point is 00:40:59 and I was like, Jesus Christ, we did it again. Ted Sarandos was like, and it's time to fucking leave. Time to get out of here. I was like, Blake, stop massaging your shoulders. We gotta go. They were, like, cleaning up, and we're like, one more vodka soda, and they're like,
Starting point is 00:41:15 it's 2 p.m. Why are you guys so fucking lit? Please don't stop the mirror from the eye, from the, what we do, I hear. We're on your thing now. Yeah, this is Netflix. I'm like, I'm a flurry from tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:41:35 And they're like, what are you saying? Oh, fuck. We just ruined it. you guys, this is all scripted. Yeah. Oh, shit. Isn't it crazy? Even this part about how we fucked up
Starting point is 00:41:45 and admitted it was scripted? Embarrassing. Real? It's been a while. Imagine how disappointed everyone would be if they found out that this was scripted. They're like, oh, Jesus. Huh.
Starting point is 00:42:00 It was pretty fucking stupid for it being scripted. I thought they were just coming up with this bullshit off the top of their dome. But they thought about it? Embarrassing. You gave points for Adam McClure? That's what the writer's room said on? That was a network note.
Starting point is 00:42:18 That was a network note. They liked the callbacks. They like the catch phrases. Do you guys think there was anybody that was like of note yesterday that literally walked in the party? Is going to say up note? Go ahead. Walked into the party, saw us and was like, I'm going to go. I'm going to go.
Starting point is 00:42:38 Actually, Valet, keep it here? Yeah, I think most of the executives from Netflix. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like, oh, fuck these guys again. They won't quit banging on our fucking doors. No, I think for the most part, we blended in nicely and I was dressed like one of the waiters,
Starting point is 00:42:56 so that helped. That's happened to me. That's happened to me for real. Our dressing up for this party, we all just look like the waiters. We're like, oh, fuck. Why did Why do we all wear black pants and white shirts And then no slip shoes
Starting point is 00:43:13 Like yeah shoes for cruise Like 20 years ago My family came in town And we got Thanksgiving And we ate Thanksgiving at like one in the afternoon At some hotel they were staying at And I was like I got a cool Like light tan L.A. suit with a white button down
Starting point is 00:43:31 I'm gonna tuck it in I'm gonna dress up Exactly Showed up Nice with that walk and all the male staff was wearing the exact same thing.
Starting point is 00:43:47 Brothers were clowning me. It's science. It's a bagel. It was rough. Although iced tea got in the elevator with me and my dad and his wife. And then wife famously curvaceous leaves and my dad was like, did you
Starting point is 00:44:03 see that? Yeah, it's weird When dads get horny, it's a little off-putting. I think it's cool and weird. Your dad's here. Your dad's here, so. Tim, when dads like,
Starting point is 00:44:23 when dads get horny and they, like, throw it to you to be horny about it as well. Right. And they're like, did you see that? And you're like, and you really liked it, right? Right, right. Right. That's when you lean back and you go, thick like mom, right?
Starting point is 00:44:40 Oh. And then he goes, I'm never going to do that again. I go, well, that's what I'm doing here. That's what I don't want to happen. My dad never really did that. He would just make noises. That was off-putting. Adam, that's doing it. That's doing it. A good-looking woman would, yeah, Dennis. A good-looking woman would walk past and my dad would go,
Starting point is 00:45:00 who? Right. Yeah. Your dad is the, your dad was the dinosaur whistle when the Flintstones got off work. Nice. Don't worry, mom doesn't know what I'm doing. We're going to need more beers over here, Isaac. Well, I guess I... Let's go, Trubidor. Rock on.
Starting point is 00:45:22 Oops. Oops. Oh, that took too long. Whoa. That took too long. That took actually really long. That was the craziest three ounces. That was easy.
Starting point is 00:45:34 Show your tips. Hey, big... Come on. I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits. Punk rock, getting radical. Whip a bout? Oh, Jesus. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:45:48 Bo this man. Bo this man. I don't like you guys tell me to show my tits. You know, I will say, Isaac, since we give you 10%, it was nice to get 10% back here. Isaac, show your tits.
Starting point is 00:46:00 What are you doing? Dude, we're at the Trubidor. This is live on Netflix. Isaac. Also, like... Isaac, at least press your tits against the glass up here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:12 You guys tell me to Sean about it's getting rap, punk rock, getting ready, okay? What a cool name. My favorite thing about that, I guess you would call it a bit, is just us demanding that our manager shows his tits in public. Well, my favorite part of that is how much his son hates it. And he's like, oh, fuck, dad. You could drop me off here, dad. You showed your tits again?
Starting point is 00:46:41 It's on Netflix now. It sucks. Well, to be fair, we told Isaac he should come out in like rock and rock. roll gear, but he wore the... Like, what the hell? I was really hoping when we called him out here, he would... Well, we maxed out Isaac's card. Yeah, $800 was
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Starting point is 00:50:26 Of course. Oh, my God. That's crazy. I just don't know why you think you had to ask. Well, may I touch yours? That's wild. Hey, the swass is for real. Turn around.
Starting point is 00:50:44 Yeah. The fact that you're... I got swamp ass. The fact that you're sagging in those pants It's hell yeah Bro Hey, I'm from the bay I know how to sag anything
Starting point is 00:50:58 Bro Oh shit Your butt cheeks Have mine of their own Like I think if you Pull pants up They go like Like wiggle them down
Starting point is 00:51:10 Yeah what is that Blake No no no Let's dive in Let's dig into this We've got two eyes to do this Yeah because Because you have a real high ass. You would think it would hold the pants up a little better.
Starting point is 00:51:27 Yeah. But they always hang low. Yeah. And they wobble to and fro. Well, you never. It's so high, they can't get over it. You never. What was that song? Do your pants hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Wow. Yeah. Dude, don't. Not at the troubadour. Not at the troubadour. Hey, guys. Much love.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Oh, man. I say much love and I say true that and all that still. I say no doubt I say no doubt a lot I say no doubt I also say that's what's up So that's what's up No doubt That's what's up
Starting point is 00:52:06 I say you heard Remember when um You did I don't know if I'll be able to find it I don't even know if I had the internet No we're not Remember you know like I'm just hearing stomachs growling in here
Starting point is 00:52:16 Yeah Oh dude it was jibs I was gonna say it was Mims But it was Jibbs Oh dude Jibs You have to host Jeopardy I was gonna
Starting point is 00:52:26 say it was gyps. You did Celebrity Jeopardy. Is that right? Is that the... I did. Yeah. I did. I got the second most
Starting point is 00:52:36 questions correct, but I was last. But you went big. I went. I gave the respect. Can I play... Can I play Jibbs? Legally, no. But yes, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:52:48 We can do that. Yeah. Just mute this part. Jim's played here in the 70s. He opened for... Oh, John. Oh, dude, should I skip it? Ship was.
Starting point is 00:53:18 Yeah? Right, right, right, right, right. If you didn't go. It was four days of that. Yeah. Yeah. I wish when they dropped anchor, that song came on every time. I wish that's how we woke them up every morning.
Starting point is 00:53:32 And like, 10 a.m. We're like, just hit it. And the crew is just in every month's room. I was like, oh, fuck. Day three, they're like, we don't have any change. We can't do it again. Yeah, no. And so what's the deal?
Starting point is 00:53:47 Like, was that melody, like, free eye? It was like a hundred years old so they could just use it? Absolutely. That has to be the case. Because Tibbs, what did you say? Not Mims. No, no, no. Jibs.
Starting point is 00:54:01 I'm so sorry. And if Jib is out there, I'm so sorry. No, it's not Jibb, Adam. It's Jibs. Oh, there's multiple? Yeah, yeah, no. It's one guy, but his name is Jibbs. I didn't know.
Starting point is 00:54:13 I didn't know. And if Jibbs is here tonight, big apologies. It's actually if Jibb is here. If Jibb is here. Save it for the apologies at the end of the show. But you do owe Jibs an apology. I will, and I will give Jibs one. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:54:28 I will give Jibs one. Please don't mistake him with Jib. That's cool that. I feel like only, Jers didn't like that, and I feel like he didn't get that because he's an old man, right? Did you...
Starting point is 00:54:40 Were you not... Did that hit home? If you put on some Sugar Hill gang! Did that hit home? Because I feel like... No, that did not hit home. home. Oh.
Starting point is 00:54:53 Whoa. No, sir, I didn't like it. No, sir, I didn't like it. It's just there. That's not a good song, isn't it? It's a fun song. It is a fun song. I feel like that if you like that song,
Starting point is 00:55:07 you're 100% fan of the podcast. I feel like if you go to... And there's a few thousand of us out there. If you go to a concert... Thanks for keep showing up. If you go to a concert, you parked your car, you're walking towards the venue.
Starting point is 00:55:20 and there's someone leaning up against their own car and that song's playing from it. Right. They will sell you drugs. Yeah, absolutely. They have it all. I would hope so. They got the Creighton?
Starting point is 00:55:32 They got it all. Cratum. Cratum. Cratum. That's the drug that I truly love. The gas station. Don't worry. We've already covered it.
Starting point is 00:55:40 We've already covered it. And by the way, he says he's off. It's called feel free and you can buy it out of gas station. No, you know what? A lot of people, you up front. When you mention Kratom, they go like, no, no. Right, he gets too real.
Starting point is 00:55:55 They're like, they found my aunt in a well because of Kratom. I think it was packaged as a good time, and it was, and it's okay for you, but it actually is very bad for you. You're such a nerd. Well, I think they looked into it, and in Jersey was telling us at dinner, we all had a heavy plate of chicken parm at Dan Tannas right before coming over here. They know. If you're asking, if you are wondering. what a good meal is to eat before doing a show, it's not chicken parm.
Starting point is 00:56:25 The bathroom upstairs is ripe. Thank you. Yeah. The coffee diary. Did you guys see that shower up there? Part of me was like, do I shower at the troubadour? Just think of all the old rockers that were young rockers when they were here,
Starting point is 00:56:50 I'm showering at the Trubadoor. Hey, kids, see these planners' warts? These are Billy Idle's planner warts. I wonder who has actually showered in that shower. 100% all of the Eagles. All 25 of the Eagles. The whole flock. Maybe even an actual eagle.
Starting point is 00:57:11 They rinsed an eagle there once. Rick James showered an eagle in there. For sure. Rick James at the Trubon. or rinsing off at Ball Eagle. He was like, you gotta get out of here. My Eagles are in here. That's the beads.
Starting point is 00:57:26 That's the beads. I got it. Of course. The clacking. I think, like, Elton John played here. Metallica played here, right? Didn't Metallica play here?
Starting point is 00:57:38 That's fucking cool, dude. Did you look up a list of... Can you spell Metallica? Just say no. M-E-T-T-T- What? M-E-T-A-L-L-C-A-L-C-A. That's what I was about to say.
Starting point is 00:57:54 I was about to say the same thing. That's easy. That's easy. Licker. There it is. Metal liquor, thank you. There it is. It's cool way to remember it. Every time you hears it, he goes,
Starting point is 00:58:03 metal liquor. Right. From a Christmas story. I wish I could remember the word that I have something like that, but I don't have it. What just happened? Like, what happened to your brain? Hang on.
Starting point is 00:58:18 What? Like, I know, like, every time I'm like, how do I spell beautiful? B, E, A, you. because it's from like Bruce Almighty or Truman Show or... I think it's from education. No, it's from a Jim Carrey movie, right? Lire, liar.
Starting point is 00:58:38 Bruce Almighty I'm hearing. Bruce Almighty, yeah. I learned all of my spelling from Bruce Almighty, so... Yeah, all of my knowledge is from Jim Carrey movies. The other day I was trying to like... I was gonna write the word segue, and then I found just like a different word to you. Because I definitely typed in the one where, like, you lean forward and roll.
Starting point is 00:59:01 Oh, sure. Wait, is there a different spelling? Oh, righty, that. We found each other, brother. Damn. Hell yeah. Dude, I'm so bad at spelling. And, like, the internet has made me so much worse.
Starting point is 00:59:14 If you remember from the show Workaholics, it was like... Adam was in that show. I was in that show. It was like I said, if you didn't know, I am. is how you spell it and I walked out of the room or whatever. I think that was the quote. That was at point, I think I was in like fifth grade or something and I'm like, fuck, if.
Starting point is 00:59:36 How do you spell that word? And I was like, is it EF? Is it IF? I remember what mine was. What was it? It was iron. It was iron. No, iron was like a really hard word for me in first grade.
Starting point is 00:59:51 I remember that. You know, I meant first grade when I said my thing. I was like, how the fuck am I going to remember iron? It's a weird word coming off your tongue. Iron Maiden. Iron Maiden. Iron Maiden. They probably played here. They probably took a shower up there. Fucking, hell yeah, brother.
Starting point is 01:00:10 This one's for Eddie. Hell yeah. Eddie's the crazy dude on the shirts? Yeah, he's the big zombie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you guys go to any other Netflix's A Joke shows? Yeah. We were just making sure.
Starting point is 01:00:24 Okay. You were loyal. Eric Andre. Everyone gets an N.M. Eric's a homie. Eric was at the brunch. He's like an honorary us. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:32 Eric's a homie for sure. He's also, he's in the fold for sure. I DJed his birthday party. It was very fun. Oh. Tell more. I don't remember it well. Okay.
Starting point is 01:00:44 It was very fun. I just know it was fun. Yeah, yeah. I played a lot of gyms. It was all jibs. All jibs. He would be down. What was your time slot?
Starting point is 01:00:54 Last one. Headliner, hello. Okay, and like one is that start? One to three. Midnight. No, it was actually a day party. It ended before the sun went down. It was like a...
Starting point is 01:01:09 Ooh, different. That's when you know you're getting old. Because I remember Eric's... Eric always throws these crazy birthday parties where they're always like themed and they're like huge. And there's like mud wrestlers or some weird shit happening.
Starting point is 01:01:23 Male nudity. And it usually goes to like four or five in the morning. And then now he's like, and we're wrapping this one up at 6.30. So, yeah. Yeah, that's sick. I know how to make everyone leave. Blake. DJ.
Starting point is 01:01:37 Drop the needle. Yeah. Okay. Drop that needle. Yes, hey. Hey, I'm just J.K. Rowling. I can take it. What's the score of the Spurs game?
Starting point is 01:01:49 Yeah, Blake, if you could mostly play jibbs, I would appreciate it. Dude. I mean, I can definitely press play. Play the whole song. Let's see what happens. Sure. Wait, is there another song? What is Jib's number two stunner?
Starting point is 01:02:05 Oh. Did someone do, oh, you say deep cut? King Kong? King Kong. He's right. You're absolutely right. That's the number two song. It's King Kong.
Starting point is 01:02:17 Should I start it at 30? Wait a second. Jibs? Jibs is here. Yep. Ladies and gentlemen, Jibs! And what's cool is, all of us here are going, I think that is Jibs.
Starting point is 01:02:32 I don't know, maybe they got Jibs. With that hat and those sunglasses? Maybe that's Jibs. Anyone. He pulls out his license. We're like, yeah, Jibs from Vermont. It's real. Wait, it is Jib.
Starting point is 01:02:48 It's like, Jibb. Gibb S. Gibbons. Yeah. Should I play the first 15 seconds of King Kong? I dare you. Yes, Queen.
Starting point is 01:03:04 Okay, okay. Get your jib on. Is it still kind of playing the that's kind of in the background, that's really, really softly in the background. This is what we find out. It was like, well, we had to hit the one time.
Starting point is 01:03:31 Let's run it back. This is what you find out. He's a part-time ice cream man who built a recording booth like in the truck and was like, just run it. Just run it back, run it back. I can still kind of hear the song. Bitch, we got to sell ice cream too.
Starting point is 01:03:44 We got to pay for the demo. Dude. It was his hustle and flow, but it was just in an ice cream truck. King Kong. King Kong is a better song. Okay, fair enough. I mean, we only listen to 15 seconds.
Starting point is 01:03:59 Yeah, I only heard. It's all I need. No, it's pretty good. I like that if instead of like King Kong, it was like, Ninja Turtle Head Ice Cream. Right. But bomb pop. Sonic the hedgehog.
Starting point is 01:04:15 What else? What else? Chocco tacos. What else? Taco tacos, bitch. She's a chip wish bitch. Oh, you know what's my shit? Did you ever mess with the ice tickles?
Starting point is 01:04:27 Nah, dog. Nope, not even know what that is. Dude, it was like an otter pop. but hell a big, dude. This is when you find out... Hell the big. This is when you find out Blake's mom used to go around the block with otter pops,
Starting point is 01:04:41 put on a fake wig and be like, here you go, kid. It's an icicle? No, bro, it's like icicle, but ice tickle. Yeah, we get the reference. I just have never heard of it in my life. But also, that's like, if you came out with an ice cream tree
Starting point is 01:04:55 called an ice tickle now, you're arrested. You're arrested. You can't sell something called an ice tickle the children. It melts in your mouth and wherever else you want it to melt. That's what it says across it. It can't. I didn't. It's
Starting point is 01:05:11 on the packaging. It can't. You know what? We have and this is a special treat guys. What? Did you know that we have a special guest? We do. Netflix's
Starting point is 01:05:27 We definitely have actually never had a true special guest before. Yeah, we've had like Parents. My mom, who's here, who I said when we're on stage. Shout out Penny. Penny is here.
Starting point is 01:05:40 And we've had Dennis do a quick surprise spot. Hello. Hit him with the Kawabunga. Kumbanga. Kumbaya. That's my... I do like that
Starting point is 01:05:53 Kawabanga and Kumbaya. That shit's important. Yeah, we've had Isaac's saying stretch, so I don't know. Maybe he's shitting or something, but Yeah, we had my dad say, Kumbaya. So this person, we're going to have
Starting point is 01:06:09 say a lot of things that then we can clip on the board. Sure, sure. I mean, I love that. Remember how we were excited 10 seconds ago? We're going to get back there. We are such fans of this guy. You know him from a little movie called
Starting point is 01:06:28 McGruber. McGrewer. We got a legend in the first. building and S&L I believe you him will motherfucking for yep
Starting point is 01:06:54 he was showering he was showering a legend yes sir holy smokes this is happening our first real yes give it up for Will Forte everybody
Starting point is 01:07:08 fool in the world Will Forte a true titan of comedy we have so much to ask we have so many Looking zestfully clean. Yeah, and we will get you a microphone because we have a ton to ask you. We absolutely love him.
Starting point is 01:07:37 And actually, Will and I met a few years ago, so we're kind of old friends, me and you. And is there a microphone there? I don't know. Is it in the seat? Would he get electrocuted if he touched it? Oh, yes, here we go. There it is.
Starting point is 01:07:53 Thank you. So we're old, we are old friends. Will and I, we did a benefit show called The Big Slick. Oh, cool, dude. Cool, Adam, make it about you. Right out the gate. He's just saying he did something with him. I also did something with Will.
Starting point is 01:08:09 We just filmed the movie. We can't talk about it, but like... That's cool. So we've all done something with them. No, but we were upstairs, and it's like before we came out, you're like, it's weird that Adam just like, what are we going to talk about the big... None of us were there except for you two, so it's just weird.
Starting point is 01:08:25 Well, what? Hey, okay. Chill the fuck out. Chill the fuck out. Why are you like fucking throwing me under the bus right now when we're here with our guest? This is our first ever big interview and suddenly it's your
Starting point is 01:08:37 you're saying I'm making it all about me? Let's move on. Are you working on anything now? No, hey, no, Will, shut up. Will shut up. Dude. Shut up real quick. Just shut up real quick. No. And you look great. You look awesome. You're fucking put together.
Starting point is 01:08:52 By the way, you're stacked. You're stacked. Are you... Okay? Yeah, no. No, that's another thing I like about Will is that he stays in shape between gigs and during gigs
Starting point is 01:09:03 and he just stays in shape generally. Is that a shot's fired against me? Do you think I like balloon? I'm just saying Ders' body looks good. Will's looks good. You are starting to look like a melted candle. I set it at the troubadour. This is crazy.
Starting point is 01:09:18 Okay. What the fuck, dude? No, no, no, no, no, no. No, shut the fuck up. No, shut the... Will shut the fuck up real quick. No, why the... Why would you say that?
Starting point is 01:09:27 Because you know that hurts my feelings because you know I'm insecure about my body because I was fat in the seventh grade. Will Forte is here? I just am just so fucking sick of everything and being about you, Adam. But it's not all about me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:09:41 I'm sorry. This is why we don't have guests because we can't fucking talk to them. Because we're talking about you the whole time. I'm not, we're not fucking talking about me. You don't shut the fuck up. No, you shut the fuck up. I'm done talking about. Okay, okay, okay, stop.
Starting point is 01:10:02 Fuck! Blake, you go to your perch. Adam, go to your perch. Fuck you, dude. No, fuck you. I'm so pissed, dude. I'm so pissed. I don't, I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 01:10:11 I don't, I don't even know what to do. I'm so sorry. I don't know. I, I have one idea. What do you mean? I think that's just for decoration. I don't even know if that's a real guitar. You shall be.
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