This Is Important - Ep 3: Hottest Hemsworth to Pizza Deliveryman Etiquette

Episode Date: October 13, 2020

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Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered

a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about

what's obviously the most critically important issues on the planet. Today on This Is Important? Pick up people's trash and take it to the dump forum, and you can just do whatever the hell you want over there. Listen to him. You're backing up now. When I'm jogging around the lake, I'm not trying to get a fucking hard on, bro. Buckle up. Whoo. We're back. Oh my gosh, what episode number is this? 27. Episode number three, ladies and gentlemen. This is our third one. Well, let's not say that because we can mix it up in post. We don't know the order. That's true. I was just answering Anders, and I appreciate that. Yeah, I hear you, brother. Guys, we promise not to fight today on our maybe third episode. But it could also be the fifth or 30th. We're not sure. We're

not sure the order. We don't know yet. We don't even know what the workflow of a podcast is. I just want to say I would like to take this time early on to give a take back and an apology to Nick, our engineer, and say, Hey, buddy, I'm sorry about last time. I felt like I was a little curt that we were having troubles with with some of the audio. And I just wanted to give my take back an apology on air, put it on wax. There we go. Let's see how today goes though, obviously. At first, when I have a hard time with technology, and you know, it frustrates me. I do get frustrated. Why don't we just kick it off with that, Adam? What's going on with you and technology? The as long as I've known you, you have had what I referred to as the tech ghost,

the technology ghost that haunts you. Yeah, I do. I honestly truly believe I have a tech ghost that lives within me that haunts me and makes it so certain technologies have a hard time working around me. My Wi Fi goes out constantly, no matter where I'm at. Printers don't work emails. It's amazing that we have this set up here that I'm able to talk into a microphone from my home. Welcome to the future. Sorry, tech ghost. I mean, this goes back to like your blackberry touch. Yeah, remember that, dude? I was flossing on them. I remember I got that blackberry touch. I booked a Honda commercial. Get them. Yeah. And where I like Mr. Opportunity. I was camping and Mr. Opportunity comes by and I'm like, Hey, Mr. Opportunity, you want some coffee?

Mr. Opportunity was like the helpful Honda guy, like the cartoon. Yeah. And I go, Hey, Mr. Opportunity, you want some coffee? And he goes, I can, it'll go right through me because he was a cartoon because he's a cartoon. Yeah. And then I go. And they cut that part. But I still got paid for that commercial. And then guess what I bought? I'm all fucking blackberry. Yeah, baby. Get them. Uh-huh. I also had some sick jokes. I would tell at the comedy store Open Mike about my black friend named Barry. That's right. I remember that. Yeah. That was a slam dunk. You've been haunted by this ghost for quite some time and the ghost of that joke and it often results in rage from you, which I can totally attest to because we did live together for quite some time and there was

more than one occasion that I drove home from work and I would find an object from the house, be it a dresser or a mirror or perhaps an old mini fridge thrown in the driveway. And I think something horrible has happened, but I come in and you're just having trouble printing out some script or something. Yeah, some hot sides. I'm trying to get that new Nabisco ad. Yeah. And so you would toss furniture outside in anger? Yes. Yes, hunters. Well, that's the original Demamp King. That was the original home workout where you just take furniture you don't want or need or some that you actually wish you still had and you pick it up and you take it out to your driveway and you flip it until it smashes in a bunch of little pieces. I really can't think of a

cooler way to get buff than through destruction. Yeah. Oh, I follow this dude is I'm gonna look him up. He's like he's like tactical aggression or something. And he's just this guy who's just built like a fucking house. And all he does for workouts is he jumps over cars and flips tires and then people will throw him hammers and then he'll just beat the shit out of this tire. Yes. And I'm like, that is the best way to work out man. I'm sick of like just doing burpees and shit. Yeah. I'm trying to break some shit. That's way more fun. If they just had a gym that was all just breakable shit that you could just go in there and aggressively smash it. I feel like that'd be it. It's called a dump run. Just like go pick up people's trash and take it to the dump for them.

And you can just do whatever the hell you want over there. Wow. And you save the planet. Oh, but you got to have a truck for that. This is I'm talking about like an actual place that you can go you could destroy things then. You also get to throw these items into the truck. That's destruction number one into a metal truck. True. Why don't we all have trucks? Trucks freaking rock, dude. Totally. Station wagon. Let's get some flatbeds. I want to be flatbed boys. Kyle's got a flatbed. Yeah, he does. I've been on it a few times. Oh my gosh. I have a pickup. Yep. I do have a pickup. Yeah. You don't have a pickup. Do you? I thought you had the El Camino. That's a pickup truck player. That's a pickup. That is a car with a flatbed. That is not a pickup truck. You can't

call that a truck. That's a pickup. You don't say pickup truck, but it's a pickup. And I just said he has a flatbed and that's what he's talking about. Yeah. Okay. All right. Okay. Hey, I'm circling that to to take that back a little later. Yeah, circle that. I got a flatbed in my wagon. I look forward to that apology. Yeah. Thank you. I think you guys need some flatbeds. Can we talk about Blake just looking absolutely fucking insane for this podcast? Okay, let's get a description. With the mask, with the one glove. But like a dentist's glove. Currently touching his nostrils. Wrap around in glasses, a mask, and then a bucket hat with a band that I'm pretty positive he's never listened to. What? You're trying to challenge my grateful, dead love? Come on, brother. Oh,

yeah. What's your favorite grateful, dead song? Oh, don't question him. He knows this shit. Oh, please tell me your favorite truck and truck and baby, come on, let's go. Thank you. What is it? Trucking. Yeah, bro. Speaking of trucks, I live a truck lifestyle, y'all. All right. So their most famous one. Well, it's up there. You don't know a deep cut at all. What's the one with the video where it's just skeletons playing? I will get by. Yeah, that's all. That's the fucking jam. Dude, they've got jams. They've got jams. That song kicks butt. I saw Grateful Dead with John Mayer. Do you know Grateful Dead, bro? No, I don't. No. Yeah, so you just like projected on him. And Blake knows Grateful Dead. He was like, he knows them. I don't believe that Blake is a big Grateful

Dead. I'm a deadhead. I'm a deadhead, brother. I do not believe that he's a deadhead. I think that you need to know something because the other day, we were just talking and I was working in the backyard and he's like, hey, man, flipped me Grateful Dead playlist just to get in the mood. Yeah, he was setting himself up for this because he knew we were going to call him out about the hat. He's doing the leg work. I'm the chess master. What you wear in that hat is like Chloe, my fiance, rocked a Slayer t-shirt for a while until I had to be like, you can't wear the shirt. You don't listen to Slayer. You don't know Slayer. Has she dabbled? I feel like Chloe would like Slayer. Yeah. I mean, she might like it. But I know she didn't listen to them when she was

wearing the shirt. Right. You know what? I don't mind people wearing band shirts of bands they don't listen to because maybe that's their gateway. And if that leads to Chloe being a fucking Slayer addict, I'm pumped. Rain in blood. Let's go. Sure. That's like last night I was, Anders, you're like this. I was in my pool. I've been in my pool a lot lately doing some laps. I already love it. Oh, nice dude. Fucking rich guy alert. Working on my flip turns, but I just had slipknot blasting while I was doing sprint. The most relaxing music of all time, slipknot. I was just sprinting trying to work on my flip turns, bro. Wait, I'm sorry. Where are the speakers? Are the speakers underwater or above

water in your ears or what? No, they're above water. Like I said, I just have it blasting. So every time I come up for a breath, I'm like right. That's tight. So the only way you can escape that garbage music is to be underwater. It helps you with your workout. Working on breath control. Yeah, I thought it was, it's not garbage. Right? I mean, to be fair, I think they literally hit garbage cans as their drums, right? Yeah, I think that's part of their whole stick. They take a bunch of garbage on stage. That's hilarious. It actually is garbage music because they're playing trash cans. Yeah, they're beating trash cans. Are these the guys with like the, they wear masks?

They are, yes. They're the band that's from Iowa, right? Is that right? Yeah. And corn is from like Bakersfield. No shit. Corn, that dude's got the best mic stand in the game. What's up with his mic stand? He has like an HR Geiger sculpture for his mic stand. It's fucking sick. Whoa, that's dope. HR Geiger for those at home. Artists from, I don't know, 40, 50 years ago designed the, what we know today as the alien from aliens and alien the movies. What else did he design? A bunch of shit. Geiger, Geiger, Geiger. Y'all seen Species? Y'all seen Species? Have y'all seen Species? He designed Species. He designed Species. He did. My guy designed Species. His art is super fucked up. Go ahead and google that.

I feel like he did some of that in Jodorowsky's Dune that never got made. Correct. So he was, he was quote, you know, discovered by Jodorowsky, however we're saying this. Yeah, I think that's how you say it. And then when Dune did not get made, all the studios jacked that lookbook for all these various artists and stole him for alien. That is a fantastic documentary. Who on Jodorowsky? Yeah, I call him Jodorowsky. I called him Jordan Dossky. That movie dude looked epic. And yeah, he found a lot of great artists for that film. And then well, you know exactly why that movie never ended up getting made. Why? Because they were like, we can't do this. You're crazy. And he goes, well, fair enough. Well, to be fair, he like puts dicks

on everything. Yeah. Yeah, if you've seen Holy, Holy Mountain, that's, that's our kind of movie right there. We kind of put dicks on everything too. Yeah, very phallic. He raised his son to be the star of that film. Really? Yeah, which it's amazing. It's amazing. And they're doing Dune now, right? They are with Tim and Leithy Chalamagne. That's going to be like the only movie that comes out this year. Yeah. Why are they coming out? Just, just send it to my phone. Just hold them. No, just send it to my phone. Yeah, there's no more movie theaters. Yeah. I mean, that new Mutants X-Men is claiming it's coming out in theaters. It's like August 28, 2021. You go see that in the movie theaters? You're gonna come home. You're gonna come home on a mutant. You're

gonna catch, you're gonna catch something. I'm gonna come home on a new mutant, boy. Come on. Worth it. I'll catch the covalito for a little X-Men new Mutants. I love Marvel movies. Can't get enough. Can't get enough, make more. Is X-Men Marvel? That's correct. Yes. Damn. They have everything, don't they? They got it all. They have quite the library. And you know what? When they're done with some dude playing one guy, they're like, bring on the next dude. Yeah. Can we talk about, I recently saw an interview with Camille and he worked out so much that it changed his bone structure and his face. Okay. Have you seen that? It's incredible. Look up, Camille right now. Yeah, I'm not looking at his face anymore. I'll tell you that much. I'll be

looking at his titties. I'm the nipples down as far as you're concerned. Oh, you guys are nipples, boys? Well, nipples down. I'm trying to work out that much where it changes the structure of my face. It actually changed the bone structure. It didn't just like reveal his bone structure. Yeah, for sure. It was underneath some baby fat and then he worked out enough that the skin just sucked into his cheek. Right. And he quit drinking and all sorts of stuff that sounds like a fucking nightmare. Quit drinking? What a joke. Yeah, I don't know. That would suck. Yeah. The only way to get in that greatest shape would have to be like, hey, hi, we're Marvel. Hi, we're Marvel. You're going to have to lose a bunch of weight and get in great shape and we'll pay you millions of

dollars. That's the only way because any other reason is a bullshit reason just to look good. Yeah. Just to be ready. Just to be ready. No, no, no, no, no, no. I have someone has to tap me on the shoulder and say, you're next. I'm not talking about for a movie. I'm talking about for what's happening. That's what I thought, Anders. And I'm like, yeah, that's the most legit reason is you need to be you got to be prepared for what's going to happen. Yes. Are you guys talking to Silver? Silver war? That's going to work out. Hey, no, that's what people are talking about. No, I said civil. I said civil. But we're talking about silver. Have you noticed? Hey, hey, rewind the podcast. Rewind the podcast and check to see if I said silver or civil. I think this is about

to be a goddamn civil war in this podcast booth right now. I want to say you said silver war in workaholics. I think Adam Demamp said that once. Yeah, no, that's it. What's great about playing this dumbass character of Adam Demamp is I got to mess up and say a lot of stupid shit that just ended up in the show. We're keeping it. Yeah, I think if you are in a Marvel movie, part of your contract should be you have to sign up for our military as well. That's a cool idea. Yeah, sure. That that what? Yeah, your front line. I'm down to talk about it. I'm down to take the walk with you. You know what I mean? Yeah, Chris Hemsworth is like, mate, I'm not even American. I shouldn't be in your military. Was that a good? Hey, you want to be Thor? Your front line. We're putting you

front line. Wait, but who would be the best soldier out of all the Marvel actors like in real life? Mark Ruffalo. Thank you. Because he's he's a sensitive soldier. He's going to ask why before pulling the trigger. Yeah. What about the dude who shoots the arrows? Oh, Jeremy Renner for days. Renner. Yes. Renner is the ultimate soldier. Renner seems like he might be a little ready for action. He's a whack job. A little too ready. Yeah. Renner would be like selling arms on the side or some shit. I don't know. He's got those eyes that aren't trustworthy. I'll say that. Okay. You think he's sophisticated? I think Brolin would be good. But does he count because he didn't really have to get jacked? He's fucking jacked as shit. What are you talking about? What do you mean he got jacked?

Are you kidding me? Did you not see Deadpool? Oh, well, right. He's huge as cable. He's two characters in Marvel. So he has to enlist twice. Oh, army and navy, land, sea and air. I feel like we're not right. I feel like there's somebody in the Marvel universe who's way, way better for Chris Evans. Well, it would be like Dave Bautista. Oh, yeah. Batista, bro. Yeah. Get at me. Yeah. You know. He's a super soldier. Yeah. Yeah. Just like a brick house. You think Batista, is he the strongest in the Marvel universe? He's got to be. He's got to be. What do you mean he's got to be? I mean, he's like. Chris Hemsworth is fucking when Chris Hemsworth was like rotund when that dude was like full. He's kind of thinned out. But when he was like really jacked, he was

huge and he's like six, five. How tall is Batista's like seven foot. What? There's literally no way to tell. I don't think Batista's that tall. Yeah. There's no pictures. There's no any comparisons. He's definitely huge. He was a WWE wrestler. Terry Malia. Dave Bautista is two hundred and ninety pounds. That's like me. That's almost Kyle's size. And he's six foot six, six, six, two, ninety. That is a goddamn truck. He's a big boy. Batista. Batista. And yeah, I guess Hemsworth is probably like two forty five, two fifty. That's my guess. When he's rotund. When he's fully rotund. Right. Other than that, Halle Berry also up. O.G. X-Men. This we know is a lie. The Internet is a lie. It's saying that he is six, three. No. He's taller. Not the case, right?

That's how tall you are, right, Dorsey? Yeah. And I saw him at an MTV awards or something when we were like all in the green room. Yeah. This dude was just like a head taller and everybody scouting. It was Comic Con. Remember, we saw him and we didn't know who he was and we were all drunk. And we're like, look at this big motherfucker. We were so wasted screaming at him. And then someone's like, he's going to be Thor. And we're like, that makes sense. Oh, yeah. He is eight feet tall. I told you guys the story. I was at a house party like a year or like nine months before he was announced as Thor at a house party, kicking it with some dude I was working with. And he came in the room and the room changed. And everyone was like,

nobody. I'm like, who? And I asked him, but I'm like, who the fuck is that? And they're like, oh, he just moved here from Australia. He's like a soap actor. He's going to try and, you know, do acting. Nice dude. And I'm like, he's a God. And then seven to nine months later, I was reading the trades and they were like, Marvel has found its Thor. And I was like, of course, this dude is Thor. He's a God. Yeah, he is. He's a God. He was a God at that party of 25 people. And the weird thing is, he's not the coolest brother Liam is. That's right. Team Liam. Luke. Team Luke. Oh, we got a Luke fan over Liam. Liam's way cool, dude. I'm a Liam guy. Sorry, Liam. I'm going with the brother I haven't met yet. Yeah, you've like worked with

Liam several times. What the fuck? Yeah, I thought you were boys with Liam. That's weird that you took that. No, I am. I am. But for sure, for sure, the one I don't know is the coolest. Yeah, I like Liam. I like Liam. Makes sense. I thought maybe some dirty shit happened on set with you and Liam. Did you have beef? Was it like you can't be on set together? It was definitely a battle of who's the hottest on set every time we walked on set. Every time we walked on set, it was like a real Oh, for sure. Right. Absolutely. Right. Give and take push and pull of who is the sexiest person on set. Should we take a moment just to talk about how when he was on Borgaholics, he was like, Hey, can I like do a ridiculous hairstyle and like funny goatee? And we're like, Yeah,

for sure. Do whatever you want. We're just glad you're here. And he comes out and he's like, Don't I look ridiculous? And he looked so good. It was insane. Yeah. His hair is all slicked back. And he was like, Oh, don't I look insane? And we're like, Yeah, like a insane fucking hot ass super. Yeah, you just look like the cover of People Magazine 1987 hottest man of the year. The bro needs to be an interview with a vampire. Gosh, what is that? What do you think that's like if you just can't escape being hot as fuck? It is a it is a nightmare. I don't know. For some, like, what I keep getting cast in recently is like, I'm the regular slash ugly looking friend. And then these super hot guys are right next to me with Liam and Efron. And it's it has to be so

fucking hard to be those guys because people will not stop staring at them. Men, women, everybody is just looks at them nonstop. I know it was driving them crazy. It has to do you remember we were like, we went to some like NASCAR event and Channing Tatum was there. And the way that like women were treating him was flagrant. Like they would follow him and like grab his ass and he'd be like, like pieces of meat. That is my butt. It's so cool, though. Gosh, I wish I was him. It is crazy. I mean, your guys' asses probably get grabbed quite a bit. Blake, you've got a really, really nice. Yeah, you got a nice tuchus. Publicly, no. Does it get grabbed? My ass gets grabbed when I'm on the road doing stand up and I do those like meet and greets afterwards, which I

guess I'm probably never going to do again because COVID. But when I would do those and you're meeting people after the show, probably within a line of I would cap it at 100 people, my ass would get grabbed 25 times. Wow. But you do have a fucking dookie. Bro, tongue. Yeah, it's totally meaty. You got a dookie, bro. I got us some meat back there. That's your booty gets like to the party 10 minutes after you. It's still coming. What's up, dude? You're here? I mean, your booty's here. To be fair, didn't you get cut out of a Domino's commercial? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, that was an insane. Oh, that was insane. I forgot all about that. I booked this Domino's commercial way back in the day. I know I said commercial. We were going to let it go. We were going to let it go.

I know. I know you were. But I had to come back and claim it, this commercial. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University, and I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities. Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or can we create new senses for humans? Or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your

reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I scrolled down, and that's when I saw a hidden folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I got to get out of the house.

He's going to find out that I've seen this. He's going to come kill me. Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, DC. It took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was responsible. I will admit the others when you catch me, if you can. Signed freeway fan. This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car or thrown out of the car. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother. That guy is, he's at a

sink with even the worst people. I thought that they would catch him. I thought it was just a matter of time. Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It was like a big deal. You know, dominoes, this could air as nationwide commercial. This could like pay for my whole year. This is before workaholics, before anything, when I was just doing commercials and booked it. I'm so excited about it. And the whole commercial was, I get out of a car, they have this crane shot that follows me, my ass, follows my ass all the way up to the door. I ring the doorbell and then this talking dog answers the door. And I do it in the first shot.

And they're like, Oh, cut. Okay. And through with my peripherals, I see like the dominoes, people like losing their minds, peripherals, peripherals, peripherals. How the fuck do you say that word? Peripheral. Peripheral. Periffs. For the people at home, say the whole word. Yeah, you can say peripherals. I'm acceptable. Yeah, my peripherals. Using the peripherals, I look over, I see the dominoes, people freaking out. And then they're like, the director comes over to me, he's like, Hey, can we just untuck the back of your shirt? And I'm like, Okay, weird ass, took the back of my shirt to cover my ass. I kind of see what they're doing now. And then they're like, Oh, cut the whole shirt, we just take the whole shirt. And then now they're

mad at me. It's like, I guess it kind of is my fault. Well, I mean, come on. I think it's Dennis's fault. Then your dad's got the donkey. That's where the cheeseburgers go. And and then they were like, Okay, we're going to get him in bigger pants. So then they take half of an afternoon to get me in bigger pants. And then they're like, it was supposed to be a two day shoot. The next day they go, Hey, don't even bother coming back. Don't even bother coming back. And they had the guy they're going to do two versions like an English speaking version and a Spanish speaking version. And then they just had the Spanish guy who could also speak English just do bow. Did you see his butt? He obviously had a nice taut, taut but it did you see it? That's insane

to me. Like that's just that's a testament to why Hollywood is just the roughest biz. Yeah, that's it's the hardest. Well, if anything, that ass is relatable. My donker. I know. Well, that's what's that's what's messed up about it. Is it like I would see a guy with a donk on TV and I'd be like, want dominoes, baby? I feel like that feels real. That feels good. I don't want this chiseled ass Chris Hemsworth ordering pizza. I want Adam divine with a donk ordering pizza. No, he's delivering it. He's delivery. Are you delivering it? Well, I was in order and I was a pizza delivery guy. I was okay because I was once a delivery guy and I know how you sneak slices in the car, bro. I mean, it's all good. You would eat the pizza from this couple toppings. Yeah,

here and there. I was also a pizza delivery guy and you have broken code. Yeah, you are going to hell. That is breaking code. Well, I mean, I didn't come on guys. Everybody takes a little topping here and there. Come on. How dare you listen to him? Come on. That is breaking code. They trust you with the pizza. Well, I don't do it anymore. I don't deliver anymore. So this is like God 20 years. Get it off your chest. You're getting it off your chest. I got you. Do you remember how excited we were for Blake to get his first big national commercial that Starbucks commercial and then we're all like around the TV when it first came on and Blake's like, oh, shit, this is my commercial. This is my commercial. And I'd get my phone out to record it and then

it doesn't show him the entire commercial except for his hands reaching in to grab like a cup of coffee. Dude, I have had really bad commercial look like. Oh, yeah. Then after that, I got a McDonald's commercial. I got cut out of that. I remember that. We made a song that was gorgeous, cut out of a McDonald's commercial. You were moving back to Concord. Oh, yeah, Gomez of Concord came from that. So like that's the gift. Yeah. Look what you did there. Yeah. Hey, Kyle, do you have that song somewhere on one of the hard drives sitting around here? Yeah. Let's tag the episode. If we can find it, here it is. Sounds good.

I heard the news today got cut out of the commercial. My first McDonald's commercial is in the dirt. Worked so hard. Got my hopes so high. But it wasn't worth it. The dreams got to die. I'm moving back to Concord, leaving LA in the dust. Can't do it anymore. You know that I must move back to Concord.

I got to move back to Concord. I can't stay in Hollywood. It's eating me alive. I give up. I tell you that I'm winning. I'm giving up my dreams. I'm sick of this way of living. I want to start a family. I want to get a real job. I got to move back to Concord. I've been here too long. I've thrown in the tower. I got to call it quits. I'm moving back to Concord. Maybe I'll do some music on theater. I thought it was Broadway. I must. But I guess it's just must. I can't do this.

I got kicked out of big dumps, commercials. And that was the end. I'm doing it. I'm leaving so long. I guess I'll see you in Concord. I guess you'll see it sometime soon. I'm leaving Hollywood. I can't do it anymore. I thought it was Broadway. I must. I thought it was meant to be. And we're back. I hope you had a good lesson. We all did. It's so good. That right there is a testament to just keep going. No matter how much you're hurt by this business, if you have a dream, keep going. Just keep going, guys. Or take a hint.

I don't know. If you get cut out of two commercials, there might be time to fold it up. The universe is telling you something. Yeah, that's true. It would have been interesting if you would have just left. Yeah, if you're just like, you know what, I'm cut out of two commercials. This isn't for me. I'm out of here, guys. Dude, I remember actually like McDonald's. That was like my first major film set I was on. And, you know, call times are so early that I decided that that would be the first day I ever drank coffee. And I remember that's probably why you're just like sweating. You're all stinky. That was the thing is like, it takes so long to get called the set. I had no set experience.

So like, I'm just waiting, just drinking coffee for the first time. And hours and hours later, they finally call me to set. And that's when the bottom just drops out of my stomach. So as soon as I get in place, I'm like, I got a shib. As soon as I hit set, I'm like, can I use the bathroom? And they're like, no. I was like, oh, man, this sucks. I quit. I'm moving back to Concord where I can shit freely. And then we did that one take song and it was just gorgeous. You just let it out. It was rough. Yeah, we just heard it. Yeah, we did. We just heard it. That's the worst when you have to shit and you absolutely can't. I, uh, yeah, you know,

when authorities, that is the worst. I actually have a story. Do you remember that? It was called Dirty Nellies. I think Ders came in and saw me there once way back in the day in Costa Mesa with you and your boy John. And it's like this shitty little dive bar. It's a cool dive bar, but I was being called on stage and it was the first time they were, I was going to headline and headline was at this bar was like 30 minutes to do stand up. And I'm pretty nervous. And I'm, I don't know why I had to shit, but I call. It's a human behavior. Yeah. You had digested biology. Yes. I think I was nerves and, and, uh, got the nervous poops.

And I sneezed and a perfect log shot out of my ass, a perfect log pinched completely into my pants. And I grabbed a bar. They're literally bringing me up like this guy. He's a Liz in Hollywood. He's comes down here to do stand up. We like him. Give it up for, and I'm fishing this turret out of my pants. I take it out with a bar napkin and stick it in a potted plant, which I'm right next to. I go on stage. I do the 30 minutes. The show went great. It was like the best show I've had up to this point. And then I go, uh, guys, to be perfectly honest, I didn't think the show was going to go great, uh, because right before the show, I shit in that potted plant and people were like, what? And I go, Hey, go look at that potted plant.

Tell me there's not a shit wrapped up in a, uh, a bar napkin. And they're like, there's a shit in here. And then I dropped the microphone as if that's my, uh, ending joke. And the place exploded. It was like the best ending bit. People are like, he's shitting the bar. He's shitting. You got to bring that back. That story started very loose butthole. Uh, and then tight ended tight butthole. Oh, good. Good. Good. Good. Did you do your joke where you like lift your leg, like you're waving like a person with no arms and like just fan your dookie hole and it just shoots out. No, I've luckily never shot on stage. That would be a true nightmare. You would have to, uh, you could do it though. You could spin it into something,

man. I believe in you. Thank you. You would have to keep going. Once you're up there, you're not, you're not going to get off that stage for an hour. You have to. The show must go on. It does do. What's up with the integration into the show? Like that takes, that's some serious stuff that I don't know. Yeah. I mean, first of all, hiding the shit before going on, I think is something that birthed out of necessity. Like you can't just leave the shit in your pants before you go up and. Absolutely. You can't. Of course. But the, the callback to it and, and letting the whole room know that there's your poop in that potted plant is something of, I don't, what is that? Well, it was the confidence that was built through that half hour to where I got a rapport

with this audience and it was, it was going great. It was a great show and they were fully on board with everything I was doing. So you just were like, I'm unstoppable. Guys, I gotta be honest. It was a great night. I shit. And you know, just the honesty that I was trying to have with this crowd and just admitting like, Hey, I didn't think it was going to go well because I shit in that potted plant right before getting on stage. And people were like, what? Why throw a weird lie after he's built this rapport with us right now. And then I was like, yo, go check that potted plant. Someone did. And he's like, there's a shit in here. But like, legend. Like, were you just like, Oh, I shouldn't have said that. And then you doubled down. Like, were you just so excited

about how the thing was going? And you're like, I shit in the plant before this. And then you're like, seriously, like, you know, it happened so quick. There was no, I think I was still riding the high of the show. It just kind of popped out like the poop at the beginning. Yeah, it's just sort of shot out. I'm still wrapped up on a perfect log. Like, even when you pull it out of your underwear was still intact. Yeah. Well, at that, you know, this was like, this was like 2004. Oh, right. That's when the logs were like really happening. This is Chipotle. This is this is pinto black bean mix. This is when I was shitting perfect logs, not the spray that I have now, not the mid 30s year old blasters. Well, you know,

you get old things start to happen when you get old. No, no, no, no, I, I think I also wore looser fitting jeans at that. So there was there was room to pull it out in its entirety. So to speak. Now I feel like there might be some some streakies coming up my my my back and butchers. Streakies right now. Like my two year old. It just goes out the back. Oh, blowouts. Blowouts. Yeah. Oh, wow. That's incredible, dude. Yeah, that is a fucking story of conquest. I love it. What's fun about this podcast is we're going to tell each other stories that we might not have told each other or might have told each other so long ago that we forgot. It's fun to revisit. That's when I love revisiting. I love revisiting with these guys.

You love what? Stories you guys. Hey, leave them alone. This dude is drunk. I love revisiting these stories with you guys. I said it and I said it perfectly and I said it clearly the first time. Resiveting. That's a spoonerism. Spoonerisms are. Did I say resiveting? You were about to say resiveting, which is the classic spoonerism and it's the funniest thing. Classic spoonerism. What's a spoonerism? Spoonerism is like when you say I'm going to go cut the lawn, instead you say I'm going to go let the con. You just switch the KAH, the starting consonants or the starting sounds. That doesn't seem real or what I did. So like visiting would be ziviting, you know, like visiting, ziviting. I don't think I did that. I think I spoke clearly and precisely

because I am a professional. Yeah. Well, you asked a question, so I answered it. I mean, it's all good. It's okay. I can see like, you know, how we all acted in school and why we got to where we are. What was it called again? Spoonerism. Spoonerism. I know about that shit. What's his name? Questlove was talking about that on this Day Law Soul DJ session he was doing the other day because Bismarck E did a spoonerism on a Day Law track. Tight. And he was like, what is that called? And I was like, spoonerism. And he was like, what is it? I think it's called I'm not talking to him like live, but I'm just like, oh, it's spoonerism. And then he finally figured it out. Guys at home, I'm glad I shared that with you. I like that. Yeah. Hell yeah,

dude. Sounds British, but I like hell yeah. Spoonerism is rock. They're very funny. Fucking nuts, knuckin' foot. There's a bumper sticker. That's a spoonerism. Funking go nuts. Tuck my sits. Yeah, that, that, that too. Wait, what'd you say? Tuck my sits. You said what? Tuck my sits. You get it? Kind of. That's something. Suck my fits? No, tuck my sits. Tuck. Tuck my sits. He's writing it down. Suck my fits. Suck my tits. Okay. Is that not spoonerism? Yes, it is. Tuck my sits. Yes. Okay. Yeah, I guess that's right. Tuck my sits. Adam, you writing it down is the fucking best. I mean, I wasn't, I wasn't thinking about, I just pulled it out. I mean, that's just what came to mind, bro.

Well, I mean, I guess that's never a thing that I've ever said in my life is suck my tits. This is important. Really? It rolled off your, your tongue so easily. That's another song that Blake and I made like probably same night we did the other one. I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like when a girl sucks on my tits. Because you were like, if I can't make it in a commercial, maybe I'm not cut out for being a commercial type guy. Maybe I'll go the other way. Maybe I'll just go straight into porno songs. Yeah. Off the fucking back. And we're going to play that track for you right now. I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like when a girl sucks on my tits. I'm kind of a nasty dude.

I like when a girl sucks on my tits. I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like when a girl sucks on my tits. I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like when a girl sucks on my tits. I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. My tits. I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like when a girl sucks on my tits. I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like when a girl sucks all my tits. Oh, oh, titties, oh, titties, oh,ñas, tits.

I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like when a girl sucks all my tits. I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like when a girl sucks all my tits. I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like when a girl sucks all my tits. I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like when a girl sucks all my tits.

Oh, oh, she's on my tit. Oh, oh, she's on my tit. Oh, she's on my tit. Oh, she's on my tit. Oh, she's, oh, she's on my tit. Here's the deal. I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks on my tits. And we're back.

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I've got one. I got one, too. I've got one, and this is hard for me to say. Pure luck. Don't know what that is. Great movie. Please explain. I don't know that soundtrack, period.

It's Danny Elfman, actually. That's the score. That's the score. Oh, shit, my bad. I'm talking about soundtrack. Like Judgment Night had a better soundtrack than the movie. Oh, that's, there's tons. Bones?

Snoop Dogg? Come on. The movie Bones. Bones, yeah. Okay. Where he's like the vampire dog? You all got to see Bones, man. That movie kicks ass.

Yeah, Bones gets mad. Actually, the movie might be better because that movie rocks. Yeah, I went straight to score. I was like, what's that one? Swiss Army Man. I was, that music is fantastic, but the movie is just, I can't get behind it. I'm talking about motion picture soundtrack. I mean, the crow is a great movie.

The crow's a good movie. Like that's a... Yeah, the crow's good. Those are neck and neck to me. I'm going to say Pitch Perfect 2. Okay. All right. That soundtrack is a banger, baby.

It's weird that we're talking about this because me and Chloe went and got breakfast before this at this little breakfast spot down the street from our house. And they had to have put it on because they saw me in there. They played the song where when Rebel is like rowing across the lake and she's singing to me and then I sing back to her the Pitch Perfect song. Like as we're in there and then the waitresses are like, oh my god. Oh my god.

Should he sing it? Wait, is there a Pitch Perfect song? What is the Pitch Perfect song? Yeah, sing it to us. I mean, if I know it's like... Wait, is this a song that like previously existed or this is the Pitch Perfect song? No, no, no, no. It's from the soundtrack.

And I, you know... Well, that movie's a musical. So any of the, like a lot of it is part of the soundtrack. I don't know. Yeah. Life Aquatic dope soundtrack. That's good. Yeah, it's not as good as the soundtrack though.

The soundtrack's a little bit more memorable than the movie. That movie's sick. That's a movie that I think is. That movie needed, it was kind of weirdly ahead of its time. Yeah. I need to rewatch that shit. Yeah. I think I need to as well.

I remember it took me a while to get through it because I couldn't just, wasn't grasping onto the characters or the plot really. It was cool though. It was cool. Just the fact they have claymation. I'm in, brother. Willem Defoe in Life Aquatic, Game Changers. Got it.

He'll do it. So, Anders, what were some of the better examples? I haven't looked at anybody's answers, but I was just like, Judgment Night was one. I'm sticking with other big soundtracks. Like, Bulworth had a decent soundtrack. Yeah, that's actually a great answer. Bodyguard. I would argue that Brown Sugar had a better soundtrack than the movie.

I like the movie. I love the soundtrack. This one's controversial. It's a double. There were two discs because the soundtrack was so good. Is the soundtrack to Dazed and Confused better than the movie? Oh, wow. That's interesting.

That's a great question. It's kind of impossible to separate because, especially on that movie, because that movie, the soundtrack pushes the movie along so well, and also gets you in the mood for those hot 70s James. So, is the accompaniment of the visual better or not? That's what I'm saying. That's the whole, like, I think that the soundtrack is better than the movie.

You think so? But that movie is so, like, it is so relatable, like what's going on in the flick, and what was happening, especially if you watched it when you were, like, in high school. It's like, yeah. God, that movie ruled so hard in high school. It's too real. Yeah.

Just to smoke weed with your friends and be like, oh, man, if only this were the 70s. Right. We're in the wrong time, dude. I remember because of the soundtrack, I thought it was older than it was. I was like, whoa, when was this made? Oh, my God. Is this from the 30s?

Right. Right. 30s. It is funny to be like, no matter what age you're growing up, you think that time sucks. Right. Right. You know, like, no matter what age, like,

we grew up in the mid-late 90s is when we were coming of age as kids to men. That's a sick man. At the time, I was like, this is the worst era in human history, the 90s. But then now I look back at it and I'm like, god damn, if only I could get myself a snap bracelet and a huffy bicycle, everything would be OK again. Yeah, I just want to crank little biscuits and do freaking laps in the pool. Oh, shit.

Woof, man. See, I would have been on board with a little limp. Yeah. Slipknot is, I don't know. That being said, Slipknot, I think, good workout music. You're getting a lot of aggression out. I just don't have a lot of Slipknot knowledge. I was like, let me flip on the best of Slipknot and let me see what this is about.

The best of? Well, like, you know, the top tracks on Spotify or whatever. Are you wearing a swim cap? No, no swim cap. I'm not even tying my hair back, bro. I'm just putting the goggles on and going for it, hoofing it, like, leaves out. It just looks like a little wet rat tail on your back. Yeah.

Yeah, it's weird having hair this long because I often think there's something in the middle of my back. What is on me? Oh, it's my hair. Oh my God. I've never had it this long before. Will you shave your head or what? Shave my head.

I was looking at, what was I looking at? I was watching a YouTube video and somebody had buzzed like the side of their head, but left the hair long and I'm like, well, that's the next step. You're going to go Skrillex, circa 2010? Yeah, but you know how back in the day, they used to do it where you could pull it in a top knot and then it was buzzed all the way around and then it just kind of laid down. That's the shit. The bowl cut.

Yeah, it's like a very long bowl cut. But a ponytail. But a ponytail up top. So when you let it down, it hides the fact that it's shaved. I've always wanted to do that. Yes, yes. That I think would be the next step. That is Skrillex, right?

That is Skrillex. But Skrillex only does one side. Oh, that's his thing. Blake, is Skrillex still a DJ and is he still a popular DJ? Please explain. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, Skrillex is still out there doing his thing. Does he have a residency somewhere?

Isn't that the end game? If you can get that Vegas money for sure. I don't see him on any billboards really. No, like what happened? He was like the hottest shit, I feel for a handful. But that's that's just DJ life, right? Yeah. Where it's like you're the hottest thing in the world and then and then all of a sudden

some guy comes around with a cooler helmet, a hot dog head. A hot dog man is playing the palladium. So sorry, this person has a regular human face. Oh, Wienerschnitzel got the vibe. We no longer can support him. I was saying that eventually I believe that DJing at that caliber and that level will evolve into you also are doing magic and illusions. Just magician DJs.

You're making people's money disappear, I'll tell you that much. That's gonna be my new, my next Disney plus movie. That makes sense. Magician DJ. Magic DJ. Yeah. Magic DJ camp. That makes so much sense.

The drop of a DJ is just like the reveal of a magician. Yeah. Dubs fly out. Come on. Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah. Are you going to do that?

Blake, please do those. Hot dog head. Yeah. Hot dog head. Right. It's raining me. Oh my god. Welcome to the barbecue pit.

Gosh, must be so fun to be a DJ. Actually, it also is a prison for sure. Not if you're the Marshmallow head guy though, right? Because like you can just beat anybody. You just collect your check. Yeah, or like Dead Mouse where you're just like, I just go to the fucking Whole Foods on Tuesday and I'm chilling. I presented with Marshmallow.

Nice guy. Yeah. He, I was like getting changed into like what I was supposed to wear. And then he like took his Marshmallow head off and he was like, he was like, oh shit, sorry, I didn't see you there. Don't tell anybody. It's just hard to breathe sometimes. Don't look, don't look.

Don't look. It's me, Jaleel White. I'm like, fuck, that must suck. It's like all hot in there. And he's like, yeah, sorry. I just had to take it off every once in a while. Don't tell anyone. And I'm like, oh, it's okay.

Don't tell anyone what that you're not an actual Marshmallow. I think. Right. I think we could all be on board. You know how back in the day like Gallagher, like there was that whole like he had somebody steal his identity and all that. His brother.

His brother, he sold the act to his brother. His twin brother. Yeah. Is there anybody checking the fact that Marshmallow is actually Marshmallow when he shows up to a gig or could he like say, I'm working in New York and I also got a gig in California and I also got a gig over in Spain and I'm just like creating this franchise, this DJ franchise. I feel like at some point you can blue man group it and just,

just send them everywhere. Yeah. But I mean, the internet is a small place. They'll be able to figure that out pretty quickly where they're like, you can't be in Atlantic City and Reno. Yeah. It's like Kaufman and Tony Clifton kind of. But you could flip the dates and just have three guys and have to only go to a third

of the places you're supposed to go. Totally. I mean, that would be the best until you have to talk to one of your Marshmallows and be like, Hey man, you're, you're putting on the weight. Right. Like, Hey, Marshmallow is 175 pounds. You know, he's not 200 pounds. So you got to hit the treadmill Marshmallow.

I feel like these are the kind of conspiracies I'd like to be spending my time on. Like, is there multiple Marshmallows? You got to get off the conspiracies you're currently on and get on this where, where is Marshmallow conspiracy? All right. I was just making a joke. I don't need to be, be put on a freaking crucifix right now. Okay.

Oh, I'm not. Hey, you're the one who got sensitive, but I just said this would be a good. Well, you pointed the finger at me and I, you know. Well, sometimes when someone reacts like this, it's because some sort of truth is coming out. What's going on? Oh, yes. Oh, it's also comedy.

Come on now. The world's a stage, right, Kyle? Kyle, all you have to say is, can we, can we please change the subject? Yeah, thank you. Can we change the subject? I want to say that so much on this podcast. That's a great call. I forgot about that.

That's awesome. That's going to be the, the other name of the podcast instead of this is important, which it is, which everything we talk about is. It's all important. It's going to be a, can we change the subject? Can we change the subject? Please change the subject. Can we please change the subject?

It's a real conversation killer for a podcast. Can we please change the subject? Yeah, cause it's like, okay. Next subject. Kind of going on a good run there. You guys ever feel like you're a little salty about how we sort of just kind of had these dreams as, as kids and then fulfilled our dreams and all of our dreams basically came true to a point.

Yeah, I'm pissed. And then you see like a 16 year old kid making $35 million a year, making like reaction videos on YouTube. And you're like, what? I didn't even know that was possible. Are we playing video games or whatever? It's out of my control. Do you want to be doing reaction videos for $35 million?

I would like to be doing both honestly, but I don't think people would give a shit about my reactions. You can do reaction videos today. You can go and like, you know. No, that's the thing is YouTube really, no, no. There's no like famous stars that go to YouTube that are then famous YouTubers. It's all like homegrown YouTubers are then the YouTube stars. Interesting.

I feel, I don't feel salty. I feel sad that they're missing out on a craft, you know? Yeah, no. What are you talking about? They don't give a fuck. Yeah, dude, they're not missing on a craft. They're about to buy an aircraft. Fuckin' carrier.

They're fucking killing it, dude. They don't care. They really don't care. It's the whole goal is money and all that. They don't want to be like a... Yes! Dude, maybe, sure. Maybe the goal's money, but maybe they have their craft.

It's just not their job. Maybe after they get off from fucking going, did you hear that song? They go when they fucking play video games because they love that. Go fishing. Go fishing. Yeah, they just go fishing. They buy like a big ass boat.

If I had to guess, all these kids are just going fishing. Right. Okay, now I understand completely. All right, good for them. Go chill out. Good day, John. Catch a fish. For sure good for them.

I know I would not feel good about myself if I'm like in my 40s and I've done the reaction videos for 20 years or whatever, and then people will stop caring about your YouTube videos at a certain age once you're not there, these kids age, because you do age out of YouTube, right? Everyone ages out of everything always. People used to be in love with fucking Motley Crue. Not so much anymore.

Like every dog has his day. That is true. But I feel like as an actor or a director or a writer, there's much more longevity where like John Goodman, for instance, he's been in the public eye for fucking 40 years. Totally. But that's John Goodman. But I mean like Eastwood too.

Like Clint Eastwood still making movies and he's going to be able to make movies until he's gone. You know, like. Where she would go. That's cool. I wish that mother fucker would go. I would just say like if you're looking for longevity, like be a teacher and.

Hello. Teach for 30 years. Yeah, but we actually had this conversation when we were like early YouTube where it's like, do we ride the holidays? Do we get the clicks by riding the holidays? Do we ride the buzz? Do we ride the news?

And it was always like kind of like, no, we don't want to do that. We want to, of course we want the clicks and we want like, you know, to get noticed, but we also need to express ourselves. And that's what I think we had in common that we wanted to express our comedy. Here's what I would argue is that you marry the both. You do the best thing about what's current, right?

Sure. Oh man. I don't, YouTube is a different animal though. Like the type of content. The other day I was like diving in on some YouTube videos and I was just going berserk. It was like this super fake ass couple. I think it was like the Scott family.

I think that's the account. Drag them. Go on it. Drag them. And they're like, every video is like, fuck you Scott family. Oh God, I wanted to jump through the damn laptop. Because it was like, I pranked my husband.

I pretended to pass out and hurt myself. Prank. But it's obviously both of them are very aware. I know. It's all scripted, terrible acting. Oh man. It's just, I don't get it. What is with those ones where it's like the guy

like degrading his hot wife who's like half dressed around the house. He's like, I'm going to go pants my wife. That's what it's like. Bobby. It's so weird. I really don't know. Sticks out his tongue at the camera like doing it next week.

And you're like, what is this relationship? Dude, I don't know. That's where I'm like something is a miss in society. That's just like shared narcissism. Not to get like without unchecked narcissism too because they can do it all themselves. Like when you come up through Hollywood, you have this whole group of people

that are constantly saying you're not good enough. You're not good enough. You're not good enough. Checking and balancing the narcissist. Hollywood's a good at like beating your ego down to a point that it's palpable for society. Right. Because everybody in order to become a big comic

or a big actor, you have to have some sort of ego or else you wouldn't go like, oh, I'm important enough that they should point the camera at me or I'm important enough that I should have the microphone and stand on stage and people should listen to what I have to say. Right. So you need that ego in order to do it.

But then Hollywood coming up through Hollywood is like just a fucking bully that beats you down to a point that you have to, you get some sort of, you realize that you need to beat your ego back a little bit. Yeah. You kind of get grounded a little bit. And then these people that have the keys to the YouTube and keys to the millions of viewers and whatnot,

they don't have that check and balance at all. They're just like, I'm the most popular person in my town wherever and nobody can really speak to me because I got millions of views. And here's the other thing. I know I'm just, I'm just like saying, I sounded like an old man for sure, but the amount, I follow like, I'm a huge basketball fan.

I follow like all these like rookies and like second year NBA players that are all like 21 years old. The amount of grown men that are dancing and filming themselves doing dances, wearing their fashionable clothes, wearing their like nice outfits, but then like doing like little dances by themselves. Are we talking TikTok?

Yeah, it's they're not all TikTok. I mean, they're just they're dancing everywhere. They're not all TikTok dances, but yes, essentially. And they're like, I understand like being a 14 year old kid and like, hey, girls like that and they're into that. So I'm going to be into that. But then growing up and that's just the societal shift that like now adult men are like, yeah,

which I guess more power to them. I'm just saying that would have never have flown. Think about this though. Think about what you're talking about Hollywood and like how you get beat down or whatever. That's because those were like the gatekeepers, right? Those were like the taste makers. But these people are saying like, I don't even.

We're the taste makers now. Yeah, there's I'm going to let society be the taste maker. They can make they can choose what the taste is. And maybe the taste is sorry to us. But like the gatekeepers of Hollywood before also might have not been the like the right people for that job. No, I I follow anything Herbie Weinstein does. He's my gatekeeper.

And you're constantly saying that. And that's cool. And I won't shut up about it. I see that, Derz. I totally get that. It is cool in a way that like it's like media is becoming more like just for and by the people. Like that is awesome.

It is. But a lot of people fucking suck, dude. Well, they're not going through the channels to become really good at their craft. That's why I'm like they're missing out on this craft. There's been shitty movies though back in the day too. And like those were movies. This is at least people being shitty on the Internet on their own time.

True. True. Very true. It's like what's what's the harm in it? Absolutely. What's the harm? It's it's rotting our children's minds. That's the hard.

Well, that's where it becomes a question of parenting and how much unchecked YouTube time do you let your kid have? I mean, I've been watching a lot of MTV classic recently and like the throwback videos from when I was like eight or nine. And I cannot believe the shit I was watching. Oh, man. Really? It's crazy.

Like it made you really horny. Like rum shaker. Yeah. I was watching a rum shaker very young. Well, I mean, but rum shaker is fucking tame compared to WAP, wet ass pussy. Totally. Is there a video for WAP?

Oh, yeah. I thought it couldn't get more vulgar like music after like my neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack. But then WAP is just. What about last year? They had so hot. You're such a fucking hoe. I love it.

That's pretty gnarly. Not really. Pretty gnarly. I've got a wet ass pussy. That's more gnarly and vulgar than you're such a fucking hoe. I love it. It's just what happens to the human body. Yeah.

That's true. It's a reaction. Yeah. I guess that was medical. Yeah. One of them is actually worse. If dudes have been rapping for however long about how their stroke is and fucking like.

You see butt hoe. Like go ahead and rap about it. Like it doesn't. I don't fucking care. If girls want to rap about how good they fuck. Tight. Yeah. I'm down with that.

Sure. But it is making me horny. Yeah, sure. But I don't want to walk around with a boner in my regular everyday life. Yeah. When I'm jogging around the lake, I'm not trying to get a fucking hard on. But that's like back in the day. My mom would not let me listen to MTV or watch MTV because of that content.

So then I had a battle with fucking censorship my entire life. And was like, you know what I mean? So what do you do? What do you I don't know. I think you just let him want. I mean, my parents didn't really get the shit. No, I could watch anything. I could watch any R rated movie and listen to anything.

The only real thing that they would stop me was like porno. Like I couldn't like if there was like nudity. Hey, we're putting up the roadblock here on hardcore porn. Adam, turn it off. No, but like, like if we're watching a movie and there was like a sex scene and there's nudity, they'd be like cover your eyes when I was a kid. They say it like that. But then meanwhile in Robocop, you know, they could just blast people's heads off.

Right. And it could be the most violent thing of all time. And my parents are like, my dad's like, cool, right? Pretty awesome. Shot his dick off. See, that's where the argument for a wet ass pussy comes in because it's like we should be having a conversation about how pussies get wet. And that's what goes down.

We should not be saying like, isn't it cool that you can blow people away? So wait, you'd rather, I mean, sure, I guess, but you'd rather have a conversation with your parents about how pussies get wet. Wet ass pussies. Then then watching Terminator with your father. I'm just saying the cultural shift. That's what's fucked up. I mean, if you approach it the right way, that conversation isn't a hard one to have.

Right. No. What, wet ass pussies? Yes. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? It's like, that's how like caught up a puritanical we are about like sex. We can't just be like talking about it.

But as far as like someone getting their head blown off and murdered, we're like, that shit's tight. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. I know. Like it's wet because it's cleaning itself, right? If you're joining us, if you're joining us now, this is important. I didn't realize this was a medical podcast.

You would know the answer to that if you had this conversation, if you were growing up right now with your forward thinking parents. I just assume it's about the vagina's self clean cleansing. It's flushing. It's flushing. Mommy. Mommy is washing itself. Oh boy.

I guess you're right. I'd rather just talk about murder. Murder, murder, murder, kill, kill, kill. Yeah. See, you'd rather just watch a head getting exploded. Daddy, why did he kill that man? Daddy eat fruit for thought, man. Fruit for thought.

Fruit for thought, brother. That is fruit for thought, right? What a fruit for thought. Oh, that was fruit for thought. THOT, am I right? Blake, I would like to extend an apology and actually a take back for kind of shitting on your grateful dead hat a little earlier. I didn't realize you're such a deadhead now.

Thank you. I didn't know you're walking that path. I thought you were just sporting the hat as a fashion choice instead of a musical journey that you're going on. And I would like to apologize. And I do appreciate that I accept it. You know, I have been walking down the path. It's been my corona deep dive.

I've been a deadhead lately, so thank you. You're welcome. Thank you for acknowledging that. Any other take backs, compliments or apologies? I think we kind of got on your head for saying commercial at one point. And you know, we were really on Adam today about some of his vocal slip ups. And it happens, you know, it happens. Hey, it happens.

Maybe that should be the podcast name. It happens. You know, I'll pile right on that and say, Adam, I'd like to actually compliment you for something that you did 10 years ago. And that was that story that you said where you called out in front of a room of people that you had pooped in the plant. And I don't know another person that would have done that. And I think that that's what makes you special.

And I'm proud to be your boy. Thank you, Kyle. Wow. Okay. That one was, that one was real. I like that one. Adam, starting that movement of hashtag, get ahead of it. Call it out.

That's what I'm saying. Hey, I'm living by that. You got to get ahead of it. Someone was going to find that poop. I was standing right by that pot of plant. They could have brought that on me. I got ahead of it. I'd like to get ahead of something here and apologize to the listeners

at home in your cars, wherever you might be, for referencing the Bulworth soundtrack. It was just, it was a big deal when I was in high school. Keto Superstar, that is what you are with Maya. I don't think I've ever seen the movie. And I just want to get ahead of anybody who says the movie's about the soundtrack. I barely listened to either and I've never seen the movie. Yeah, that's good on you, dude. Yeah, I was going to say something.

That was smart, very smart. Big of you for admitting that you've never seen that movie after you guessed it. Very big. And I just want to thank all the listeners for tuning in to This Is Important. This is important. Oh, I thought we were all doing that at the same time. All right, there we go. Goodbye.

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