This Is Important - Ep 302: Why Is The Ozone Layer Such A Bitch

Episode Date: June 9, 2026

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Every breath you take Is a fart Show the pooping jiz On literally everything we encounter now Release the twins Let's go Pinnan it Oh boy

Who mamacita We were really going through it there At the beginning of the podcasters I saw a video of him Not too long ago And it just the video just came out And it was a funny clip And I was excited to watch it

And people were posting on it And it seemed like I'm like, is this going viral? Oh shit We have up to 11 comments Is this going viral? And then it was me talking with my big fat, dumb head And then Blake was looking great Thanks

Saying funny stuff And then it went to to my Irish friend, my very Irish friend, Ander's home, with the reddest hair. Wait a second. Where did Adam Devine go? This is an Irish guy there now. You've been working on it, dude. Accents getting better.

The reddish hair and a red mustache. The whole thing was very red. His face was off color. He was wearing a green jacket, so that might have... Maybe that was making it pop. The lack of the Irish. Hot, hot, hot, hot. A little bit of the look of the Irish.

Love a good popping ass green, baby. So if you're wondering why Ders kind of looks off lately? Big announcement, I'm dying. Damn, the life is leaving your face. That would be so, I would, for one, would be sad. I'd be saddened by it. I've got stiff dick disease. Dang, boy.

For one, I would be sad. Yeah. So we're going to get his camera. We finally, we put our foot down, and we were like, we got to get this boy new camera because he's top three most handsome dude in our crew, and I think the world knows that. And that joke's funny or the second time. Hot, hot, hot, hot.

He is pretty hot. It reminds me of a director I will not name brought me in to do additional dialogue recording on a movie and brought me in to, like, do these things where you say the line if, like, the sound didn't work, you were bad at acting in that take that they liked or bad at acting like. terrible. Yeah, you have to do a lot of that.

Indecival. You know, what's weird is it's like almost constant. Like, they're like, just redo all the whole thing. One time they recast me. Yeah, do we have a take where it's the back of Ders' head and he can just say everything while he's turned

away? That's where I also shine. That's like Madam Webb, all the dialogue is just the back of actors' heads because they were just like re- rewriting the movie. Okay, so anyways. Well, so I get there, hey, good to see you, good to see you. Can I see you outside real quick?

Something that just never happens on an ADR. So I'm like, here we go. Like, we're about to throw down. Outside, all of the things in an ADR happens inside. Yeah, huh? The whole thing. Very inside, very inside, very quiet. Inside, very inside.

No windows, insulated, yeah. And this director, like, looks, says, stand over here. I go, what was happening? Looks at my hair and goes, oh, God, it is red. And I was like, my hair? And this director goes, yeah, no, I just didn't realize it was red when I cast you.

And I was like, um. Darn it. Huh. And now what kind of legal ramifications? What kind of legal grounds do I have as far as someone calling out the color of my hair? Yeah, it doesn't feel like it's a legal move. There's not like a hair lawyer in this day and age of... I feel like they should be able to fire you for having red hair.

Absolutely. That's one of the most fibrable offenses. Yeah. Red hair? Get that shit off my screen. And again, I don't disagree, but it's the language. It's the taking me aside. It's the holding me in the light of the sun shaking you and hurt your feelings. Durs does not like to be in the light of the sun. No, no, I can't. As you can tell

by this camera, super fair, almost translucent. I will say right now, this camera, it's helping you up. It looks pretty good. This is the best it's looked. I feel in many moons. Months. Not much. Two, months!

Everyone is... Beat me to it. Everyone is glitchy for me. I'm not sure what's going on. Yeah, your internet speed, we've discussed. We did a speed test, and yours is like a third of ours. You were mentioning that you're using DSL or something, right? And that's not a joke from high school.

Big sucking lips. Right? Are you using DSM? I don't have fiber optic in my area. We're going to scroll my address across the bottom, and we're saying Verizon, AT&T, let's get some fiber optics. Can you see that address right there? I'm like in the Stone Age here.

Goodbye. And maybe it's because of all these mountains or lakes or ponds or the ocean really nearby, or those pine trees or palm trees or the sand desert. That's also, you don't know where I am. Or are you in that weird room in your basement that you have to take 10 doors to get to? There's also that.

There's the hidden family. That you hear screams and Ders is like, that's just my white noise machine. That's how I sleep. Hold up. One sec. Hey, are there rats scratching on your walls? That's got to be the rats.

It has to be rats, right? That's what I call them. Terrifying. And you know what they did? They said I had red hair and that's when I snapped. Did you guys see that housemaid with Amanda Sigfried, who I think is a great actor and Sidney Sweeney? I did not

This is a movie Speaking of scratches On the door It made me It made me think of that It just came out Yeah It just came out

It did really well It made Bucco bucks Yeah And then I didn't pay to see it But I did watch it Is this one of your Like guerrilla marketing again Are you in it?

No no no no no There were scratches There were scratches on the door It made me think of that I wonder if you guys saw it It was a good movie Oh I'm intrigued But I did see

Euphoria Okay Have you guys seen euphoria Lately Because it's is porno graphic. Yeah, it's just become porno at this point, right?

Jesus. Will you just send me the GIF? Oh my God. Come on. Hello. It is uncomfortable to watch. We were watching it. My mom was like, she wanted to put bow to bed. So my mom is staying my parents are staying with us. And so they're putting bow to bed.

We think that they're just going to be asleep. And then she comes downstairs and she's like, what's you watching? We were watching Euphoria. And then Sidney Sweeney, Great ass. Not really what she's known for you. Tits out. Really?

Out. Bear, bear, bare breast. Flopping. Oh, my God. I do love the idea of this. The scene didn't ask her to do it, but she's just like, whoop! And then they're like, uh, sure.

I guess we could put it in. It was, uh, no, I. The storyline is, well, Sam Levinson, the writer of Euphoria, for you for you. has to be the horniest guy alive. He's listening to like this. It was like the internet just made him. Like he was born

in 2002 and he just mainlined hardcore porno. Okay, fair enough. His entire existence. I'll tell us all this time. Lots of good content. The pop calling the kettle black. So Sidney's character is

an only fan's model. Now. On the show. On the show. Oh, that's a good storyline. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, it's a thing for sure.

And it's crazy because she's a huge star now. And it seems like she shouldn't be flapping in the wind as much as she's flapping. I think she comes. She's came full circle. And so have I. Okay. I'm going to come. I'm going to come.

I think that she did like the rom-com people and people were like, no, no, no, she's, flapped, well, yeah, I mean. And she knows. And she's cool enough. Well, I think the rom-com did well. I think she could have. And she did good in the housemaid movie. She did good.

Well, her tits were out in that movie, too. What? Yeah. But, like, she did, like, the boxing movie. I think there's six movies she did that we don't know. Like, that boxing movie. Anyway, I think she's smart enough to know, like, wop-wap. Man, I wish I had a superpower like that.

That's such a superpower. Because I wop-waped. I feel like Game Overman. You did. And it didn't lead to more... No, it didn't lead to more... You didn't circle back? In fact, now most people are like, actually don't whip-up.

No, in the seminal film, Jexie, W-Pwap-W-P-W-P-W-P-W-P-W-P. They had me W-P-W-P-P-W-P, it was like, I took a nude, and then later you see the nude. And I was thinking, like, my time to shine again. They need me to whoop-wap. And the director was like, we'll take care of it.

Don't worry. We don't want you to have to show your whoop-wap. And I was like, well, I've who-wop-waped before. I'm doing it now. And they said, it's fine. And then they got, I mean, you guys, obviously, Blake was at the premiere. He remembers. It's burned into his head.

Absolutely. Yeah. I actually had the theater pause that moment. Yeah, like, well, hold up. A tinier. worse looking Wop-Wap than my WIPP. Now when you say worse looking,

what made it... Bad lines. Yeah, what made it so much worse looking? Just the size of it or... I feel like I have a pretty... It's not a large Wopop-Wap. We can pull it up. But it's a handsome. Oh.

It's handsome. It's a good cut job, is what it is. The doctor, when I was an infant, did a good job. It's nothing that I did. Describe your dick as a car. You didn't go back. And describe the other dick as a different car.

I feel like my dick is... Bigger than the bridge. Loose. It's like a... I don't know. It might not be a Porsche because I consider Porsche's... Jesus. One of the nicest-looking penises.

Yeah, the value of your cock is insane. But I think it's like a... Well, it's not like a... I'm not saying like large-wise. I'm just saying like good-looking wise. Sure, sure. That's good line. I think it's less than.

I think it's an... Audi or Alexis. It's like a step down. Like Alexis RX. Okay. Yeah, it's like a nice looking. Where you stop and you go, oh, that's kind of a nice. If you walk past it.

Pull back. And it lasts. It's built to last as a Lexus. I feel like my dick is a sidekick. Oh. A Suzuki sidekick. And this, and this dick was a Jedda. This dick was like just, it's just like.

I don't think that's that bad. I like a jetta. That's like a lot of people's first car. it's like reliable. Well, that's right. That's right. It's forgettable. It's like a just a nothing thing.

Well, I mean, you remember your first car. It's not forgettable. It's just like... And by the way, not... You did say, you did... It did come to your mind. I didn't say the year. You said Jeddah.

So it is memorable. You did. You could have said any car. And you said Jedda and that's what we're saying. Here's the thing I like about a Jedda, too, is like, if you have a really nice car, right, You don't want it getting scratched or dinged. If you got a jetta, you know, you run it into a pole, you back into something.

You're not losing sleep over it. You drive away quickly. Yeah, you can be rough with it. You can be rough with it. You can be rough with it. You can spill in it. There can be beer everywhere. Yeah.

You can whatever. Yeah. Not a big deal. Any kind of fluid can get on it. You can really treat it like a. Yeah, that's true. That's true. But that being said, you could deep throat it.

I don't have the wopwap to. whoop-wap the way Sydney has the Wwap to Whipwap. She's got a couple Carreras. Good for her. But all I'm saying is take a quick peek at the new season of Euphoria.

Is that all you were saying this whole time? That's all I was trying to say. And you're just saying it's a good show? It's a long walk. I don't know how good it is. Okay. I don't know how good it is. The like really good movie that did super well was brought it for like 10 seconds so we can hear about.

Yeah. So you've watched it, but you don't know how good it is. Well, we're watching it to finish it Because it is crazy All of these people are the biggest stars In Hollywood now Yeah, they've done well, they've done well Sure, sure, sure, sure

It's usually one person who like spins off to... Maybe, maybe one. Well, that's when it happens. Yes, your boobs are huge. Usually it'll be like a huge show And you're like, what happened to all these actors? This was a massive show. They should all have like huge careers.

Hey, dude, dude. Exactly like, hey dude. Well, one of them's on Monarch. Oh, okay. Hello. Yeah. The other one's un-honor. And he's doing a lot of ADR. Yeah.

He's doing an unbelievable. To be fair, if he didn't have red hair, can you even imagine? Yeah. Oh, my God. If he wasn't being discriminated and hated and acted better? I honestly don't see you as a redhead. That's what threw me with the Instagram video. Well, Adam, you've never held me to the sun.

I've, dude, I've held you to the sun so many times. You've held me. You've helped me so many times. But to the sun? An unbelievable amount of times I've held you to the sun. Yeah, I feel like he's held you. To the moon, you've held me a few times. Okay.

I feel like neither of us identify as redheads. I think people could say we were, but I do not, I do not identify. If you hold Blake to the sun, he's also a redhead. He's my son. Yeah. Yeah, if you hold us to the sun, I wish more people were holding us to the sun, but it just doesn't happen really. Right before ADR. Yeah, I didn't see.

That's why it threw me, and that's why I think. We need to get you a new camera. Yeah. Or just go back to the old one. Because you're really, your top three most handsoms. I do want to say, if you think I looked fine before what is now the new camera, slide in Blake's DMs, let him know that we don't need this shit. Oh.

Because I don't want it. It's a fucking nightmare. Ders does not like the new camera. We're on here for 20 minutes before being like, brighter, lower. And this is not a knock on our crew. Fucking thing sucks. These guys work like dogs. It's not a knock on the crew.

So it's... Big technology. Well, Blake's camera, it looks... He looks great every time. My camera, I'm doing the best I can with what I got. Thank you. Ders' camera, he's a handsome man. He's a handsome man.

Very. Top three on the pod. Top three on the pod, for sure. I'm willing to say top two now. I'm willing to say top two. Who dropped out? Who dropped out? I don't want to say.

Holy shit. I don't want to say. Hold him up to the sun. But does he have a jetta dick? I don't want to say. Okay. I don't want to say. Okay.

You know I got that TORAG. You know I got that Jeddah dick, baby. Oh, boy. I don't even know if a Jeddah. Maybe a Ford Taurus. Might even be a GTI. Yeah. Okay.

Pull a bag. I like that. I like a little, a fun little wrangler. If your dick was a wrangler, that's a good time. But that's not what I said. Blake, that's obviously what you have. Something they could just wrangle. Wrangle.

Yeah. I'm not very good at the cat noise. Had me full. Give me one, Ders. Snap one. See, it's pretty good. Is that what you need to get hard? That's what I need.

You feel comfortable. What are your best... What are your best animal noises that you can make? I think that's it. That was good. That's pretty good. I do have an interesting. It's not that interesting, but my oldest brother had a friend who used to make that noise

and kind of taught me how to do it when I was like six or seven. So I just was like a total nightmare. Mary running around making the noise? No, didn't like that. And then I ran into this dude in my like late 20s at a bar back home. And he was absolutely hammered. And I was like, hey, do you remember me? He's like, oh, dude, you're your little brother.

I'm like, yeah, yeah. Like, I haven't seen you like. You taught me animal noises. No, I do. You're not going to remember this. But you made this noise when I was a kid and you taught it to me. And I've used it throughout my life in various ways. And he's like, I did what?

Do you love him? And I go, you made this and he just goes, wheeh! And he's all drunk and just doing it like in my face. And I was like, oh, it's been his thing too. He's just calling card. He actually was wearing a shirt that said town drunk. I really like that.

Oh, hell yeah, man. It's rocked. What an absolute legend. He was a go hard. I mean, is. RIP. RIP. RIP died that night.

It was unreal. I was like, you're, ah, this is so, this is. is 20 right up in it. That kind of shit gets me so hyped. Do you guys have friends that have died of alcoholism yet? No. The friends who died, you know, it's a mixed bag, eating, drinking.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Kind of both. No, I feel like maybe people who are like hospitalized, but everybody's still alive and kicking it, so we're stoked. No fatalities. Yeah, that's like, I have a buddy. They're the kind of guys who if you hold them up to the sun.

They are. to hold them to the sun. You see what son? They're sleeping. They're sleeping through the sun. They got to get out more, that's for sure. I don't think so, though. Yeah.

Most of, just a lot of people have gone sober. It sucks. Yeah, dude. That's the time. I went over to a buddy's, what I think a lot of people are doing. And Blake does this, they will then go sober for like a month or something. Like, do a sober. Like, take a break?

Interesting. Yeah. But to me, taking a break is like, that means that you all. are you are an alcoholic. I'm drunk now. Because taking a break means it's such a part of your life. Right. Right.

Are you just going so hard that you just have to come back? You have to take a break. To know what a break is means you're an alcoholic. Yeah. Which, by the way, alcoholism, it's so fun. It rocks. It's so fun.

It's your favorite. It's almost your favorite ism. It's your favorite one? Out of all my isms? Yeah. What are the isms of mine? Alcoholism. Alcoholism.

Just. Jism. Jism. Did you say jism? Yeah. And lesbianism. Lesbianism. I think that's it.

Alcoholism. Jizzism and lesbianism. Those are the top three. Yeah. The top three for me. Those are top three for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then alcoholism is my favorite.

It's all euphoria to me. I can't even, honestly, what's weird, can't even think of another ism. Journalism. Sexism. Oh, just to round it out for Adam. Don't forget sexism. I'm still gonna say that. I'm not, I'm not sexist.

I'm not sexist. Not at all, man. In a sprinkle of racism. Poor back. There's all the ism. Yeah. I think alcoholism is my favorite. Your number one ism?

You know, it's hard. It's hard. You got to clean it up as you get a little older. Just things move a lot slower. The bounce back ability, I don't have it. I used to pride myself on being able to do. all the shit the next day. We know.

Right. And he thinks it's not a problem. Be fully drunk. And then the next day, wake up, work out. Shit it out. Handle my stuff. I would have shows. You know, do the whole thing.

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Oh, dude, I've been going to bed at 10.30 as well. I'm exhausted. I feel like absolute ass. Don't do it. We're falling apart. I'm glad you're saying it because I was saying the same thing to Chloe the other night. I'm like, we're going to bed at like 10.30, 11. Yeah, it's crazy.

Wake it up at like seven. Mm-hmm. That's a, like six or seven. That's a hell of a lot of sleep. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good number. You know what I mean? I mean, back in the work hauler stays, I was getting four hours nightly.

Yeah. And it wasn't a thing. And I was winning fucking teen choice awards. Hell yeah, you were. You know what I mean? Slimed as hell. Just getting fucking slimed, carrying around surfboards, getting golden popcorn. And that's not a slam on the teen choice awards.

No, not at all. No. No, no, as I was saying, that's how elite I was functioning. Yeah. And now I'm like... It's crazy. I have been having that same exact thought. I'm like, why am I always fucking exhausted?

When am I not going to be tired? I'm just creaky. Because I am also going to bed way earlier lately. Like, I'm doing 10, 10.30, waking up at 7, but still it's like... Dude, got in bed yesterday at 8.59. I'm so fucking... I'm like falling asleep. We went camping this weekend, so I was a little fucking twisted.

But, like, dude... That's kind of sick. I'm like, creaking. I need the shots in my knees now. You go to bed that early, aren't you trying to stay up a little bit and watch Euphoria? Well, yeah, I mean, that real euphoria hour. I just need the GIF if you could just send me the gift. By the way, is anyone else naked or is it just her?

Anybody hanging brain? Yeah, is there any cough or like any other? Her so much. And Zendaya, she's not naked, but she works. Interesting. You don't even want to see Zendaya. Zendaya naked in this show. In this show, you don't want to see it.

Okay. Oh, let's see. She's like a drug addict. Oh. It's not a pretty sight. It's not cute. I saw one of those on the street the other day. It's not cute. What, a drug addict?

Naked drug addict. And I was like, Mm-hmm. That's not what I see. A naked drug addict. Even if they're a good-looking person, you don't want to see it. I was like, what are, who are you Zendaya? It might have, they might have been filming.

Actually, it might have been Zendaya. Could have been. Could have been a hot set. But she works. at a strip club. So almost 40% of the show there's just tits and ass.

What the hell? They took a page right out of Sopranos. They're like, and let's just have a strip club be involved here. Oh, Bada Bain. Yeah, but I feel like

in the Sopranos, they might, like, as they're entering the strip club, they show like one pair of night, like a 1997 hard set of titties. Your boobs are huge. And then pan down to Tony. This is just like

their conversation and right in the, middle, there's just like a butthole winking and ass cheeks clapping as they're having a conversation like over it. Dude, they've, well, they've cracked the code. Yeah. That's how you keep your viewers. Like, they've learned from the Supreme Court.

And Adam, in 30 years, you're going to be like, oh, it was like a 2026 strip club. We're talking about whatever the next show is. Yeah, man. There's still winking buttholes. Can you believe it? And then I go. The next gen. Adam, that's all they had.

Yeah. That's kind of cool. That's just a cool backdrop. is just like have but holes all over the screen so people don't look at their phone. Just keep them engaged. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or when you look at your phone, it knows. Yeah, it is a deterrent.

I will say I'm not looking at my phone a lot because I'm like, are they going to cut back? I want to see just. You can't test when your fingers are doing this, right? Yeah. I'm like, honey, I'm just, I'm wondering like what is going on with Sydney's storyline. Like, is she going to be more successful? She's asleep? She's putting the child to bed.

Honey! Honey! You gotta see this, man. Huge development in the story. Huge, huge. Huge. Double D. It's truly wild.

It's crazy that the whole show's crazy. I don't think I even watched the first season. I just remember, like, maybe the first episode, she's, like, on the side of the bed getting naked all, like, sad. And I'm like, those are huge. But her face is like, Meow Is that the cat noise

You learn at the bar? Different This one I've honed on my own Well he learned in his youth Different friend It was from a different friend Sad cat Okay sad cat

And I'm like Okay She naked But like sad cat face You know those The old like The big sad eye Cat eyes

Yep I know exactly what you're talking about Yeah sure Yeah sure And so now are the eyes still sad or happy eyes? I mean, maybe even sadder than before. Maybe even more sad. Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah.

Yeah, the eyes have to be... She's now... She just got married in this episode. I think I'm a few episodes behind, but she... Oh, okay. So I'm binging. She just got married to Jacob Allorty, and it's sad. It's kind of a sad

situation. I feel like we don't see happy boobs and stuff anymore. Whoa, really? I think so. And guys, correct me if I'm wrong. I feel like they're either sad cat or they're like casual, like, I'm taking a shit with my shirt off and putting on deodorant, like, girls are people to kind of like statement nudity. Right, right, right, right.

And look, we'll take what we can get. Secrets out. Sure. And girls are people too. Well said. Sure, sure, sure. Secrets out, we don't care. Yes.

But I do kind of miss the like happy go lucky, like, oh, wait. Like, hey, look at these. Oh, yeah. super stoked titties. Like babes. Yeah. Like release the twins. Yeah.

Yeah. Real 90s. Like guitar fucking whew-y-o-titty. You were exactly right. Like tities on a pair of roller blades titty. It just seems like it's been a while since we've heard an electric guitar. Florescent. Dumping them out.

Wow. And fluorescent pink bikini. Why could that be? It just seems weird. Wrong. We want fluorescent pink, fluorescent orange, fluorescent yellow. I just haven't seen sunglasses drop. Ah, uga.

The boys drop this, they drop the top. Yeah, maybe add a horn in the background. No, it's just a guy saying that. Yeah. Yes. This is the way. And music videos, they weren't nude, but they were naked. I throw on Vivo.

All I watch is Vivo. I don't watch anything except for Vivo, which is just music videos. I think I've explained it. Okay, I've never... I need a refresher on it. It's literally hour blocks of like music videos from 1992, and it's just throwback.

And this is on television? It's a Hulu channel. It's a Hulu channel. It's a Hulu channel called Vivo. Oh, wow. It's fucking awesome. Are there VJs, or is it just no one introing? It's just nonstop music videos.

You know's hosting it? That's sad. That's sad. Albert. Go, Rillel. Okay, it's algorithm. Okay. Do we give him points for that?

I don't like that. I didn't like it, but yeah, give him points for it. He deserves points, but I did not like it. Honestly. He swung, but that was, yeah, that was bleh. Yeah. It's just music videos, and all you see from the 90s and the 80s are like smiling naked chicks. And I'm like, we were inundated.

This was insane. And by the way, it swung too far the other direction because I understand when Some people are naked. They're not happy. They're not happy about it. And that's fine. And we've seen that. And we've seen that.

We just want to bring happy naked people. I'm willing to flop it out. I'm willing to flop it out and be happy about it. We know. You know what you guys have to watch. Did you guys ever watch that show? I think it was on HBO. It was called Like Neighbors.

It was kind of a reality show about like beefing neighbors. I watched like an episode. I didn't watch it. Is it on vivo or no? Yo, it's not on vivo. Watch the very last episode. Just send me the gift. It takes place at a nudist colony and it has some really, really cool nudity.

Some humdingers? Oh. It has it all. Like, funny nudity, sad nudity. I feel like nudist colony stuff is usually what. Not great, not great. Yeah. Not a great situation.

It's oppressive. Yeah, this isn't like, I'm not sending you there to get like, I don't know, get steamed up. I'm going, you gotta go there because I feel like all different forms of nudity are represented. And where would you send me to get steamed up? I got some links. Okay. It's all internet, huh? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it's mostly internet. Blake doesn't go anywhere. Do you guys remember the music? I think it's a Dr. Dre or Snoop Dog video where they're playing volleyball and he sneaks up behind her and he pulls the bikini off. Yeah, well, that is an assault. Nowadays, that's assault. That's assault.

Let's just say this out loud. That's assault. That is assault. It's science. I have seen that video 20,000 times. MTV, what were you doing? Yeah, MTV was absolutely out of pocket. And weirdly, she's chasing him.

Smiling. Yeah, well, it was the birth of gangster app. You have to. No rules at the time. Do you think that that was like, hey, extra 500 in an extra G in it for if we do this? Or do you think organically it just happened? I mean, define organic. Like, if you hold that scene up to the sun, what do you see?

It's got red hair for sure. What are the reveals? It's got red hair for sure. Yeah, now that you say it, it happened, and then afterwards they're like, here's an extra $500 to not sue us type thing. That's the documentary I want to see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.

What you guys? Just because I feel like, now what you guys? What do you guys think about living in a nudist colony? Is that something that intrigues you at all? Like, say you turn 65, 70, would you want to shed the layers? There's not even a small part of me. What? I like to wear pants and clothes.

Where's this going? You do. You don't get a kick out of being publicly nude at all. There's not a part of you that has a desire to be free of... It has to be in character. No, I'm being serious. There's not even a huge, thick, vainy part of me that wants to suit this. He's the base.

Uh, no. No. No. Like every time I'm just like heating up ravioli, I'm glad I'm wearing clothes. You know what I mean? Adam Han's like, Blake, do you know what I'm just doing like a regular thing? I'm glad I'm wearing clothes. Have you ever been outdoors and naked?

You've done it on set and stuff, but have you ever just been like, have you skinny dipped? I've been out there. Yes. I've been. naked have been outdoors and You didn't get, you didn't feel good or I mean, yeah, yeah I don't, yeah, but then I

came back and put clothes on them. I don't want to live a life like that where it's like, now you got weird bug bites. Right, yeah. Well, yes, okay, I like this. You got a spider bite somewhere. Okay, I got this. And that's where Adam draws the line. And you're itching, you

know, and then you get sunburns because a dick tick. Now you're imagine your cock as a sunburn. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. Imagine.

Okay. As a what? Sunburn? Sunburn. Like a bad sunburn. Like you fell asleep. Your dick is peeling. Oh, I can't.

I don't have to imagine. Actually, it never has before. That might be a good thing. Blake, do you have a backyard that I don't know if you can see if neighbors could see it? Are you naked back there? Like when the kids, when the kids are away, obviously. When the kids are away, the dad is at play. No, I'll walk around in undies, but I don't think I have the guts nor the nuts to walk around.

Okay. So this is just a question that you posed and you also don't want. I'm not saying I don't want to. I actually think deep down in my heart of hearts, I do kind of want to just be butt naked walking around outside. That's not your heart. See, the issue is, I don't want to get chubbed up. Well, okay. What?

I don't, yeah. Okay. At that point, they don't care. That's another, so your bug bites and boners are your biggest worries? Well, I mean, imagine you're just at the buffet line at the nudist colony. Okay. And you're just eating your turkey bacon. I'm not positive there is a buffet line.

Go ahead. And you have a chicken sausage and the sloppy. That's not my chicken sausage. Just sloppy scrambled eggs. And you look over, and there's a Sidney-Sweeney, and they're just flopping. I'll tell you this. You don't have to worry about that. She ain't there.

You're booboo. No, this is a, this is in a world where this is a normal thing. Yeah, maybe this isn't a A-Lister, A to B to C, lister. There's no world. It doesn't exist. This is a Hollywood gathering. Can I tell you how I know it doesn't exist? Why?

People created their own islands where they had to make this a thing. I just want to party. Pritch to see you. Pervert felons had to make their own island. Right, right, right, right. That's how you know it doesn't exist. Otherwise, they would have just gone there. and eating the eggs.

We're fast forwarding to a future where it's become very, like, normal to be completely naked in society. Because, like, clothes have, like, disappeared. Like Robocop locker room, sure. Yeah, like the... I think so. They're all changing them there. I think so. Oh, is it a co-ed or...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to rewatch that one. I don't think locker rooms... Do locker rooms exist nowadays? Oh, for sure. Yeah. Go on. No, are...

Are high school kids... getting butt naked. Sorry, I was thinking of gyms. Like, it sounded like I'm, like, in high school. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. Like, when I think of a locker room, yeah, of course, in a gym, there's a locker room.

But, like, in high school, because that's what I think of a locker room. I think of the high school locker room. And the older, I think we've covered this, but the older kids are just like, they're butt naked because they're just, like, sort of flexing on the younger, the, like, freshman. The last 20 or so children's locker. rooms. What the hell?

How are we substantiate? All I know is that at the pool near me, nobody uses the fucking showers except for adults. Yeah. Okay. Like, kids, they just go home. We would shower after swim practice as kids. Yeah, no, wait, but that's like varied age. I think Adam's asking is, like, in high school or middle school, are children still using

locker rooms, right? Yeah, like, no, I'm saying, like, the shower specifically, like, are you naked? The showers were bone dry when we were in high school. I think that was specifically for like the football team at my school. I don't recall people. No, dude, before kids used to shower after gym. I don't know why I got karate hands right now because I'm getting a little defensive. Yeah, you're really defensive.

Step back. We didn't shower after gym, but we had, if you had like, I always tried out for the basketball team every year. Just to say something. You never, never once made it. Fuck, dude, I'm sorry. It really, it was such a bummer for me. Why basketball? You had a great hook shot for a point guard.

Point guard with a hook shot. Because I like basketball. I just knew I wasn't going to make it. Just knowing your legs and your height, why basketball. I knew I wasn't going to make any team. Right. But you got to try. But I was going to just give it the old college try.

I was a decent shot. Yeah, I used to play pickup basketball with you. You were actually pretty dope. He was pretty good. Yeah, thanks. Could a swam, bro. Could a swam. So I would try out and I liked basketball the best.

and afterwards, we're just in there showering. And I'm like, obviously the first year or two, it was crazy. Perks the job. Well, by the time you get to be a senior. Was that why you kept trying out? You knew you weren't going to get on the team, but you got to shower with this squad? Well, the first year, I'm like, next year my dick is going to grow. It's going to grow and I can.

See me now. And then next year, I'm like, give me another year, give me another year. And then that next year came. Freshman year, they're like, hey, can we use. that thing to pump up the ball? And you're like, oh boy, give me two more years. Fucking disaster, my guy. You just wait.

But yeah, no, I was showered in there, and it wasn't that big of a deal. You just sort of did it. And then now I think they're not. I think these kids are not showering. I hope not. I agree. I think I've seen showers at play, like locker rooms or like gyms evolve from where it's just like open showers to then like everyone has a stall.

that's open to then everyone has a stall that has like a curtain. Oh, yeah, bro, there's a dice roll. And what you do is you just, you stick it right in between where the curtain is. What the hell? You know what? It's an invitation. They can just slap it and say no, or they can just give a little. And that's how you know.

There's like a couple, there's a couple public parks out here where the restrooms, like the sit-down shitters, they got no doors on. There's zero doors. That shit is fuck, dude. My high school had that, dude. Is that to prevent, like, it's for, like, so people don't do drugs? Yeah, so they don't fuck or do drugs or, like, just... Build homes. Yeah, build houses.

Yeah. Just live there. That is fucked. Like, because if they lock it, then they're in there and you're like, well... Some people still, it doesn't stop. People will still take shit to this. Adam and I know exactly why there's no door. I'll take a shit.

I'll take a shit there. No door. You'll shit no door. Yes. Come on, bro. You're going to get... Somebody going to put a camera on you, dude. So what?

Bring it on. You want video footage of you taking a shit in public? He prefers it. I mean, I don't want that, but like, first of all... Does it go viral? I'm not like... I'm not Leonardo DiCaprio. It's not like a big get.

Someone's like, oh, I caught Adam Devine shitting. People would be like, yeah. I bet that guy shits. Goodbye. I bet he shits all the time. Caught him. Got him. Guys trying to sell footage to TMZ.

No, and we don't want that. Yeah, you know what I mean? I mean, it doesn't mean anything. Yeah, TNG's like, we're good. This is nothing. This is a nothing burger. Yeah. A nothing burger?

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on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I am not afraid if I have to shit, I'm not going to then keep my asshole clench tight and drive. the 40 minutes it's going to take to get home and not help bring my child inside the house because

I have to run in and take a shit like you. The world is your toilet. What I'm going to do is I'm at the park and I'm going to go, hey, Chloe, I'm going to go in there and I'm going to shit without a door so I can then travel home and take my son out of the car. No, it doesn't, that doesn't

bother me even a little bit. I don't think I've ever You know what I've just, I'm like I don't think a shit's ever been in charge of me Oh That's right And so these are two different alpha

Stances Okay Adam will take a shit anywhere And there's no shit's gonna tell me When and where I need to take it Okay You know what I'm saying? Go off fucking alpha dogs

That's kind of the same thing But that's also Is that different? I feel like that's exactly the same. But it's kind of, he's kind of, he, well, he's really tough talking. It's a different, it's a different type of, I don't know, I just am like, I've never been like, oh my God, I have to shit right now. Right. You never been like you have to shit?

The word have to has never been like part of it. Oh, I've, oh, I've, I'm, there's been, I mean, there's been a time like this week that I've, I think I've shit Yeah At the park There we go Down the street from my house Mm-hmm

More than Fudd Rutgers That is half a mile away And it does not have a door Yeah Either you have diarrhea or you don't And this is on the beach And it's a half mile away from my house I've shit there within the last

45 minutes No, no no So you're sitting on a water fountain Three months So it's been a few months But it hasn't been that long ago that I've shit there. And is this like a regular one or is this like a, oh boy, I ate the wrong thing I got to go.

Yeah, is this just kind of like a light knock at the door or is this a stage five? No, this isn't stage five. I'm just like, I have to shit. I think DefCon one is the worst. I have to shit. Hun, will you watch our son for the three minutes is going to take me to go in there, dump it out and get on my phone, check a few things? And then I can come back and,

and continue to play with my son. Because if you have to take a shit, you're not going down slides and working the monkey bars the way you should. I think that also speaks to, you know, how proficient you are at shitty. Right. You're like, you're good.

It's changed. It used to be extremely fast, but because of smartphones, it's changed. Yeah, like, I do like that. Smartphones is slowed it down. I like that you can say that to your partner and she will be like, I know my man is going to go in there, and he's going to go in, and he's going to come out real quick.

Still, Team 6. Now, tell you what, and it's weird, and you guys know this about me, my pisses? Very long. They last longer than my shits. If taking smartphones out of the equation. Still? Well, yeah, because you're not using a smartphone, right?

Sometimes. Sometimes. What, using a smartphone? What do you mean? I go ahead. While you're taking a piss. Yeah, sometimes. Really?

Oh, sometimes. Really? Yeah. Sometimes. Yeah. I'm saying in public, in public. Yeah, sometimes. Sometimes, yeah.

I'll check an email. Like, if you're at dinner or something and you're not checking. And then you go in, you've got to take a piss. And then you're quickly. Are you sitting down for this or this is at a urinal? No, no, you're standing. No, it's out of a journal. Yeah.

Does anything in you guys tell you this is too much? I can't just, I can't just stand here and pee. Yeah. I got to check the NASDAQ. I, well. That's a bitch. I'm the Dow Jones. Brother.

Money doesn't sleep, brother. Money doesn't sleep. Coinbase. I have had an old man. Be like, you fucking bitch. I look over and be like, Jesus, that's the first time I've seen that. Yeah.

And like, kind of shame me. And we are different generations. We are different generations that should be said. Yeah. And I was like, well, I get it. Yeah. But taking that out of the equation, my pisses last all day long.

And the shits I can just, it's in and out. Boom, bam, hot damn. Yeah, they're like, wow! Yeah. They come out. Do you be like, whew, yeah,

fascinating. And if you're still watching us. Yeah. And Blake, you are scared. What do I do? What do I do, man?

No, no, no. Well, I mean, we got a couple claims about me. Here we go. Let's go.

No, no, no, no. We just, we talked about how a shit has never owned Ders. Apparently, he's never had to take a shit. And so he went

and did like a kind of a crappy public restroom and took a shit. Meanwhile, I'm like, if I, have an inkling that I have to take a shit. As long as it's not like a huge to-do and like, I'm not going to wait in line.

A huge to do? You know what I mean? If you're at a music festival and I rarely have to take a shit, I'm not going to wait in line for it. But if I'm like, I have to take a shit, there's a bathroom. I'm just going to go quickly take a shit. Now, you, if you have to really, look at that finger, man. Look at that finger. It's a lot.

Now, Blake, if you really, really have to shit. Right. At a public bathroom. Yes. Are you going to use that restroom? No, I just had it happen this past weekend. I was at the Renaissance Fair. And I'm like, damn, your boy definitely could take a shit.

And I'm like, it ain't. Why do I want Adam to go? I would never do it at a rent fair. It ain't happening. It ain't happening. You held it. You held it. I held it.

I'm not doing at the rent fare. Why? Why not? Because, bro, I don't, it's a lawless little festival, man. Somebody got to drop kick the, I don't know. Okay, but I also don't think you would do it at... I'm wearing a cape. I'm wearing a cape.

I can, what if I shit on my cape? Like, there's just... Don't. You're an adult. Just don't. You use it to wipe. But you're in a porta potty with a cape on. You don't know what, like, it's just, it's dangerous.

Take the cape off, hand it to a homie. I'm not getting it. out of character. I'm not getting out of character. Cape off, demon hunter. I'm not taking my cape off. How dare you? But you really had to go and you held it. Absolutely. What were you eating? Like nachos or some shit? Turkey leg.

Turkey legs? Well, one huge turkey legs. I guess it's kind of greasy. And that would go through you? That would go through you? I mean, it did. I felt the knock. Okay. But that's not just the Renaissance Fair. That's not just the Renaissance Fair. That is all locations. That is the most

recent example. And I forgot, Adam, you go multiple times a day. We've talked about that, right? You do several. The cause of diarrhea. At least three. At least three times a day. That's insane. I'm a oneer. It's how I start my day. And maybe that's why I just never run into this. Yeah, maybe. That's the hopes. The hopes is one a day, morning. Like, you know, we all have our morning routines, do a crossword puzzle, take a shit, have some coffee. We need to get the sponsor of the, where you shit in the box and you, like, mail it in to, like, we talk about this too much and we need that sponsor. Yeah, I know.

We do, but I'm kind of afraid I'm going to find out, like, one of my family members was a serial killer or something. Doodoo box. You know? Oh, you don't want to know your, like, your 23, your DNA. No, that's not what I'm talking about. I don't think that's how, that's not what we're talking about. Well, I think if you're shitting in a box, you might be a serial killer.

The shitting in the box is, it's instead of, like, a colonoscopy, I think. Oh. Yeah. Oh, okay. Then I'll do that. So it's like a stool sample that you send in the mail? You don't do it in person? That seems fucking gross, dude.

No, because back to the locker room thing, people don't want to do that. Everyone's got fucking stage fright for the planet now. They just want the privacy. They got it to do in their own home. They put it in the box. They make the mailman carry it. The world's a bunch of blakes, dude. The world's a bunch of blakes.

I don't want to say it, but a little bit. I think I would... The world's letting shit tell them what to do. The fact that we got, it's the fact that there's, there's multiple people throughout our nation that are shitting in boxes and sending it to some location. Multiple. So your shitbox mail is mixing with my card that I sent my mother on her birthday. Like, that's disgusting. Yeah.

Well, maybe visit her instead of just sending her a card. But he's scared. Again, it's the locker room. He's scared of her. Sometimes you have to send your mom a card in the mail. Sure, sure. fact that it is nose to nose with your shit. Yeah, but it's not, it's not mixing with the shit.

It's in like a sealed off box. It's not a... Oh, and you don't think, what if there's turbulence? Dude, nothing is sealed. It's not just like a, you're just taking a wet shit in a, in a, like, soggy cardboard box, and they're shipping that. That's not how they're doing it. Adam, you hope so. We don't know how people are doing that.

And that's why we need to talk to the sponsor. Thank you. Without a doubt. Without a doubt. That's not how they're doing it. Without a doubt. Oops. Like get a little bit outside the bag and then they're like, oh, fuck.

And then they touch the box with a little bit of poop on their fingers and they fold it. And then they go like this to like close it with the tape. Definitely. There's searing. By the way, by the way, everything you touch all day long, there's poop on it. There's poop on it. If you are anywhere, there's poop. People do not wash their hands properly and there's poop.

There's poop on every door handle. This is going to be the first clip. This is the first clip of this episode. There's poop everywhere. So, so get real. I don't disagree. I think you're right.

Yeah. So why are we so scared to just live a life? It actually, just go, but that seems like a slippery, it might be like a bit of a slippery slope at them. If you're like, oh,

there's already poop everywhere. So why don't we just start fucking smearing poop all over everything? That's not what I said. I didn't say you start, you wash your hands, do the best you can. But don't be afraid to go and live life,

Blake, because there's just shit. everywhere. Blake, there's shit everywhere, dude. Wow, man. You know, and this began as like accusatory and you judging and you, but wait, again, there's what?

And there's jiz. Dude. Wait, what? Here's what I, show there's pooping jizz on literally everything we encounter now? Probably. On everything, dude. Yeah.

Knowing three of us. Yeah. Without a doubt. Oh, God. Yeah. I do want to do a test where we like swab each of our phones and like send it to a lab. Oh, dear. And have them.

had them read off everything they've found on the phone. Adam, you're... Nah, I'm good. And, like, how much of it? Your phone was up your ass. Now, I think we got to run it again, because the only way we could get these results, if it was literally in someone's rectum...

It was asshole. I just need to know how I'm getting a call. Yes, it's buzzing. He's buzzing. Buzz balls. I think that would be super funny. That would be getting buzz balls. There's three different people.

People's jizz here. You know, they sell buzz balls at Dodger Stadium. I saw a clip of someone I know. Shugging buzz balls. Are they like baseball wrapped? Yeah. They are. I bet they probably change it up for all the different squads, I would think.

Zero joking, like zero jokes. I think we need to do a sit-down, even as a guest, to bring on whoever's at the helm of buzz balls as soon as they fired Blake because it has skyrocketed in ways. They didn't. Blake, Blake, let's be honest here.

You took on buzz balls as a little bit of a bit. Yep. And now it is a real, viable product. Now it's a phenon. That everyone knows everywhere and kind of enjoys

with, that it's not a bit. It's a buzz ball. Mm-hmm. Seen at Dodger Stadium, one of the most iconic sports entities on the planet. I know. That's right.

What the fuck happened? I know, and that's why I have, that's why I'm starting to put my chips into big sips. I think we can do with big sips, what we did with buzz balls. Let's get on a base level. You're not getting, you're not getting paid for that. It doesn't. We're DMing. We're currently DMing.

We're talking. Yes. Are you, you are talking to big sips. You're sidestepping what I'm genuinely interested in. Ders, what are you? What am I sidestepping? That I think it would be absolutely fascinating to, to talk to the person who took buzz balls from, a little bit of a punchline from an alt comic like yourself.

It was us. We did it, okay? We put it in the streets. To where it is a real, viable commodity that people know and love now. I think it was a perfect storm. What do you think it was? I think it was a perfect storm. I think they were just little dusty balls on the counter.

That's right. Go to Adam's Bachelor Party. I'd always seen them. I embraced them. Maybe that was the seed. Maybe that was the seed. Wait, you saw them. going to my bachelor party

and that was like the first time you fell in love with them? I didn't know that this was the very first time that I purchased one. I always clocked them throughout my life at like see the liquor store would be like the dusty balls it's like those things are funny.

We all have. And then it was like for Adams Bertrander Bachelor party. I'm going to try it. You are so dumb. Adams Bachelor party. And I loved it. And I loved it.

And then the rest was... But you didn't love it. There's just the way it tasted. I think. I think they're good. You always clown on them, but I do think they're pretty good. Good is an interesting way to put it. I think that, like, they are good enough.

You know what? Superior drinkability and taste, big sips. If you see them in your local... Is that what it says on it? Or is that what you think? No, that's what I think. If you go into your local liquor store, look for the big sips. Tell them Blake sent you.

Now, our big sips, and you do not work for them yet, or else I think we would probably have to disclose this. Are they everywhere? Well, remember I was telling you guys last week that I did have to go to like four different 7-Elevens at 8 a.m. To find them. But they are, they're growing. And I guess I got to look up who owns BuzzBalls my fucking self

since no one's listening. Well, it just changed. That's what happened. It just got bought by... Like, have you been listening? Yeah, they got bought by like Constellation or like some huge... That's the whole thing I'm talking about is like, who took it over?

and what was the plan? How are they like, hey, everyone considers these dusty balls that they've looked at and bought as a joke? And now they're baseball wrapped and they're selling like hotcakes at Dodger Stadium. Because they're trending. It's a little party drink. Like, all it takes as...

No, that's what people just say. There's somebody behind it who makes sure that they're trending. There's a marketing exec. This is the plan. Here's how we're rolling it out. We're going to do this. We're going to push it. We've got to get Blake Anderson out of fear.

soon as possible. Should have been me. Should have been me. Should have been me? Yeah, that's disappointing. I'm sorry that wasn't. I had a lot of really big ideas for them. By the way, here's something that they got to get involved.

Buzzball was one of the names of the Battletoads. What is a Battle Toad? Battle Toad was like a Ninja Turtles rip-off from 91. That was a really cool Nintendo game. No, that was like Zit. I'm just seeing right here, Buzzball redirect here for video game characters, see Battletoads. That's fucking sick Buzzball, maybe that was like a bad guy or something

Because the three I don't know what Battle Toads is You don't remember Battle Toads? Oh man, really Not even a little bit It's like the hardest Nintendo game ever made It's so fucking hard

No, that would be a Echo Remember Echo was Sega And Echo was The Dolphin It was yeah like Echo You didn't even know what to do It was like what the fuck Am I supposed to be fighting

Dude I remember I remember I traded I just, some older kid fleeced me. He, I had all, because we would always trade basketball cards and I had my basketball cards. And I had a Hakeem-E-Ele-J-Wan rookie card. And he goes, for that, Hakeem-Eleijuan rookie card, I'll, I'll give you Echo. Echo the doll. The video game.

And I'm like, a video game for a basketball card? That seems like a great deal. Damn. And I took it home and I'm like, this is the worst game I've ever. You just swim around, right? This kid fucking fleeced me, dude. No, it's a pretty cool game, but it is hard as like a child because it's kind of like open and it doesn't really tell you what you're supposed to be doing.

Echo's not bad. It has a great sound show. How much is the Hakeem? I'll know what if I... That's a real type of game I just am not into. The like world games. Some people love that shit. Sure, sure.

I have fallen out of like open world stuff. It just, it takes too long to like travel places. You know, World, I like the one outside my fucking front door, okay? The one I'm shitting in. The one with the titty. So this is, so anywhere between $200 and $1,000. Okay. Up to $3,000 for a PSA 10, which I doubt it was, but we're talking $500, probably.

Oh, man. Yeah, but how much is Echo the Dolphin original Sega in the case? You guys are looking for, what are you guys looking at, the price of? Oh, wow. Well, this Hakeem is signed. Man, we got to get some sick-ass basketball. I think I stopped listening. I thought it was a Nintendo game.

It was a Sega game? Yeah, definitely was. I am. Sega. Sega. I want to say that it was a, like, not even Sega Genesis. Like, it was the premiere game for, like, their next console. It came out with, yeah, you, like, got it with it.

It must have been a different video game because I was too old for this. Hmm. Maybe. Watch, I was like, I was like 16 years old And I'm like, he was an older kid Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, he was growing.

It had to have been a different game, but Echo. No, I can see this. By the way, I'm looking at the chat now because there is some stuff in here. Right off the bat here, Isaac's like talking about his kid changes into gym clothes, but no shower.

We're like, oh, yeah. That's the way to do it. No shower. Yep, no shower. There's no seats on this toilet Adam is talking about. Sane-lose. Oh, yeah.

Acquired Buzzball. Yeah. That's big buy. They also, see, this is what I'm talking about the marketing. It's like Buzzball or Fireball. Oh, yeah. So, Isaac is talking about the toilet seat that I shit on. And it's just stainless steel.

There's no like real... Is this the toilet that looks like a cyber truck? Yeah, it's where he got the design. It's super angular. Elon must saw it. I took a picture of this. I'll send it to our production team to throw up on the... You took a photo of this toilet.

Hold up. I did the other day. I was like, this looks like a fucking cyber truck. That's a standard issue park toilet. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. The stainless steel,

like you can do damage to those things. They're like bomb shelters. I think that's what Adam's been doing. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Some damage. He's dropping bowels. So you hover, you do the sitting burn

where your just thighs are on fire? Uh, no. What do you do? Sit on it? Mm-hmm. Burn! Sorry, the toilets I'm talking about don't even have like a seat. It's like, or maybe I guess I'm thinking of the urinal.

But like I thought it was just like a fucking rim for you to just squat over. No, no, I sit. I sit. So I don't know. I can't remember exactly what this toilet looks like, but I'm sitting down. I don't, I don't hover. You black out. You completely black out when you're in a toilet.

No, it's my Zen. It's my Zen place. So I just. Will you just sketch it from memory real quick? I just melt into into it. It's you time. That's the real. Adam time.

He gets in those... Blake, I'm going, I might be doing this movie way up, way up north. Okay. New Finland. Canada. Holy. Yeah, that is an uncharted area of Canada.

Isn't it charted? For me. Oh, for you, for you? No, for me. For me, for me. Yeah, it's charted. By Eric Eric the Red. Oh, yeah.

Which was the question I lost on Jeopardy, so that name wants me. I'm sorry. Yeah! I'm sorry. That could be cool, but that's like a, yeah, that's like an island of Canada, isn't it? Like, yeah. There can't be heavily populated. No, I think it's going to be pretty sad.

Just, and my wife has, was already like, cool. And I might do something after this, which might be in a tropical location. She's like, I'm just going to go to that one. Skip that? And not go to the one up north. And so, and I'm looking at photos. I'm like, it's so beautiful up there. But the whole time I'm like, I'm going to be.

just jerking off so much. It's science. In this beautiful location. Just euphoria. Just DVDs. Well, I think I'm going to watch Euphoria again. I hope the internet, but they have the internet up there, right?

Just in case. I don't know. If they have fiber optic, I'm going to go fucking... That's pretty far north, right? So wait, that's not... So that doesn't appeal to Chloe. She don't want to go to like a woodsy, like, kind of like...

That's not the vibe. We're trying to sizzle. And also, there's not going to be, Like nightlife humans. Yes. Well, I doubt that there's going to be like a nice hotel that they're putting us up in. So it is she. There's got to be a dope-ass cabin or something.

She's like, I don't know how much that appeals to me. I wonder, because that's kind of getting close to, because it's like east. You're almost loop. You get that high north. You're almost looping back around. Right. I feel like you're like up near like Greenland or something. The North Pole.

Yeah, the North Pole. Yeah, dude, that's sick, dude. I like that shit. Yeah, we'll see. We'll see. I've never been that far north. So I'm pretty excited about it. I really want to kind of see.

I'll send you some wrecks. Come visit. Where does it take place? Where does it take place? There. It takes place in Newfoundland. Yeah. Oh, okay.

Big dogs. Okay. Mm-hmm. So we're going. That's not how it normally happens. Normally, it's like it takes place in Hollywood, California, and we're shooting it in Croatia. Right. This is a cool.

like Newfoundland comedy. Yeah, it's like a dark comedy, Fargo-esque. I like that. Yeah, it's cool. How about the name Newfoundland? Yeah, they kind of... Who was in charge of that? They nailed it.

They put a pin in it. I think they put a pin in it and they say, we'll loop back and we'll name it. And then they just kind of like... Yeah, he's like... Shit. To be perfectly honest, I did not know... I did not know that it was in Canada. Yeah, yeah, no.

I was like, I was like, maybe this is, is Newfoundland a country? Well, yeah, it's the Finland of it, but it's, it's foundland, which is. I was like, is it a country that I just, like a small country that I just didn't really know about? Is it different than, is it part of Nova Scotia or different? And it's up, it's north of Nova Scotia, right? You're a stupid, dumb ass. Which is Canada. See, no one, zero people, no one knows.

Look, anything about. Newfoundland. It's super far east and it's north. It is a crazy little... I bet it's... Isn't it also near like the Labrador Islands? I'm not joking. I do... Yes. Right? Yes. Yeah. That's right.

It truly is. I know all the dogs. That's crazy that you know that. I know all the dogs stuff. That's where Labradors are from? That might be the weirdest thing about Ders. His dog knowledge? Besides that he can't tell time is that he doesn't even really like dogs.

In fact, like, is always kind of complaining about dogs and, like, hates dog people. My wife is allergic. I was obviously obsessed with dogs. He had to learn to hate them. My wife is allergic, and now I will karate kick them if they come near me. Dude, they're everywhere now. Even if I get sniffed on or, like, brushed up, I get home and she's like, was there a dog dear you today?

And I go, all right, I'm going to go throw these clothes in the wash and I'll shower. Yeah, I'm sorry for you. So you do have actually a true love of dogs. It's sad. But you can't. It's truly sad. That's a sad thing. It is.

It is a really sad. I'm sorry, Ders. Yeah. I didn't know is that deep, like that's sad. It's sadly ironic. It's sadly ironic. Dude, I'm trying to look for stuff you could be doing out in Newfoundland. And, um, yeah, I'm not fine.

I think mostly it's going to be filming this movie. Yeah, yeah. I think that's what I'm going to. Whoa. And also, like, I'm going to have to speak with a very Canadian accent. Okay. So, like, very, it's going to have to be pretty dialed in. So maybe it's good.

Who's from up there? Isn't, like, Maddie Matheson from up there? Am I wrong? He is, I think he might be more. Nova Scotia. Yeah. Yeah, he seems, he seems like he's from a city, though. But he is, he's on like a, he's on, he's on, he's on, like, no, he could, but he did, he has,

like, he, like, grows all his ingredients now. Did you look at that? Dude, this is really Newfoundland's. flag, they have pink in their flag. That's fucking crazy. It says it's the unofficial flag, but this is important. I've never seen a flag with pink. I know my flags.

How many flags have pink in it? Not a lot, Blake, but... That's blowing my mind. The crazy thing about the map of Canada is when you think of Canada, you only think of like the provinces that are directly

above America. I do. I do. I do. Yeah. Sure. The fact that there provinces above those. Yeah, yeah. That's when you get really cutty, dude. That's crazy. That's the cool, that's the cool Canada, man. And that's essentially where I'm going to be.

I'm that far north. I'm hyped for you. That's going to be fucking sick. And it's all the way on the East Coast, too. So it's going to be quite an adventure. Right above Quebec. You're going to have an interesting experience. I'm hyped for you, man.

I'm excited. I'm excited for it. Quite the adventure. This is what's crazy is that we all know, Adam included that whenever Adam shoots something somewhere, it becomes his new favorite place. That's true. I am dying

to see what comes from this, from him being like, you guys? There's no way. I'm opening a moose hunting lodge. Like, it's going to be fucking sick. There's no way. You're going to have to get super into, like, fucking castles. Tell you what, there. I'm going to learn to love it. Oh, God.

And you've been cast? You've been cast. I'm going to work. Like I said, I'm going to work on it. Todd, cut that part out. Cut that part out. No one needs to see you there. I'm going to work on it.

Okay. I feel like you have to work on it. Yeah. It's the thing I'm going to watch Fargo. I'm going to watch Fargo. That's different. Fargo doesn't take place there. Totally different.

Yeah, but it's north, dude. It's very, it's, they have a very thick. Yeah, but this is like above like the French Canada. Yeah. I know, dude. Okay. I'm going to, I'm going to do my research. I have a couple months.

It's not for a few months yet. All right. Dude, I'm hyped for you. You know what they're going to do when you're doing ADR? They're going to bring you outside, hold you up to the sun and go, you couldn't do the accent, could you? All right. Isaac's saying approximately 75% of, 75% to 90% of Canada's population lives within 100 miles of the U.S. border. That's sick.

That's crazy. That's sick. Those are the big homie. So, yeah. Shout out. Canada. New Finland. I got to get back there.

Maybe I'm going to visit you. Yeah. Come on up. Please. Why would they say approximately 75 to 90? Yeah, that's not a very, that's like a huge approximation. Very weird. But I would even say.

Also, Isaac wrote this, so he, you know, who knows where this came from? I bet it's like 50% lives within 50 miles of the U.S. border. You know what I mean? That's pretty approximate. It looks like you're going to do some, you could do some whale watching at him. I'm hyped for you. I love whales. You know you can also just do that in Canada

I know but you're sorry in Mexico Like down in Cabo Yeah but these are you could be on a beach With like a drink in your hand They're different Northern whales Coldwater whales Oh come on

Are they different? Are they bigger? What do we got? Bo face you got a bow face out there Yeah well they get big They get big out there All right I'm excited Ride a blue whale Adam

I don't know blue whales That'd be fun I would love that That's bad idea season two Is this a whale rider sequel? There might be an orca out there though I can't say God damn.

Yes. Any take back, say any apologies, any epic slams? Oh, man, let's see. You know, I want to take back

because, you know, I know you were accusatory towards me, but I want to take back any sort of judgment for, when you point one finger, you have three point back at you,

okay? But, you know, you're right. There probably is a lot of shit and jizz all over everything we touch every day, and sometimes you got to just... This is what you want to

circle back to? Yeah. Well, you just got to shed it, you know? And Adam's right. I like that. I like that point of view is you've got to kind of just let it go and go on with your life and take a public shit without a door on. You know? And who cares if somebody sees you shit?

Blake, I'll take it a step further. Yep. Every breath you take is a fart. Somebody farted and you're breathing it. Thank you. That's exactly right. Or a squirrel farted, you're breathing it. And that's what the sting song is about, I believe.

The police song. Every breath you take you. That's exactly right. You know how we're like, we've all smelled like a dog. fart, right? You've had a dog and you've smelled the fart or you've had a friend who had a dog or would your wife, if a dog farted near you? Would that? Aphrodisiac.

It's not allowed. Okay. Can't happen. But like, imagine a rat fart, like these, all these mammals. Do not mammals fart? Did lizards fart, Blake? You've had a lizard. Yeah, I do think they do. I know that like when they shit, they shit and piss at the same time.

So I'm sure there's farts in there as well. Yeah, I do that sometimes too. Are you sure? Yeah, I am. I'm at 75 to 90% absolutely positive. Because I know like the methane, everyone always talks about like the cows. It's like the methane is ruining the atmosphere. Like we're breathing in all these farts also.

So I do like your new perspective of just. Thank you. Yeah, it's crazy that the amount of cow farts are burning a hole in the ozone layer. Got me licking my lungs. Your lungs. Yeah, but then we just exist also here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Our farts are quite as bad, I guess.

Speak for yourself. No, I'm saying the cow farts are also here. Yeah. We're breathing that in. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. I've been on a farm before. I didn't, like, die. And why is the ozone layer such a bitch, you know?

Oh, good call, dude. That's a good take. Great title for the episode, so we don't have to be sent any titles to pick. Just do that. Why is the ozone layer such a bitch? Yeah, and I'd like to take back Blake How aggressive I was towards you I just knew that Blake and I

I, sorry, Ders and I, we spoke up As we normally do during the podcast And we are talking We almost can't help it And we're giving our opinions About a thing And we're then talking about it And you're just sort of sitting there

And you're just sort of stroking your beard I have to, I have this whole soundboard And you might ask you question about us. But then you're never really talking about you, so then I had to go I actually know why you're not speaking up in this instance because

you're afraid of your own shadow. And especially if that shadow's shitty. Thank you. Apology except. Apology except. And it's always so nice. I always love your apologies. I'm sure if that was a take back. It's really, really kind of you.

Yeah, Adam and I will take a stance almost based on nothing. Thank you. But we do have to do this podcast for around an hour. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so guarded. I'm sorry I refuse to reveal any details about myself.

Yeah. But I got this soundboard over here that I have to. And you hit it upwards of... It speaks for you. You hit it upwards of six times this podcast. Well, it would have been a lot of diarrhea, okay? I didn't want to get a lot of diarrhea. One, you could have.

You could have hit that. Yeah, I just feel like that's beating a dead horse. Oh, okay. This isn't a take back. It's more of a circleback. Blake, would you describe your penis in a car? Yeah, as a car. As a car. Thank you. I gave three examples. My first one was Suzuki sidekick. You guys refused to listen to that. Then I called it a Wrangler. You guys didn't like that one. And I mentioned that a jetto would be a good cock. Well, we didn't say would be a good cock. Blake, if you could just suggest what your penis would be like as a car. I'm not just... My dick has a car is a slug bug.

Yes. An old slug bug. What is that? Like a Volkswagen? Volkswagen bugs. Slug bug? Like rusted out? Bad, uh, bad, like...

And you see it, you get excited. You make a... When you see it, you get excited, you make a little game about it. You punch your friend. Yeah, yeah. Put your friend. It's a good time. You actually don't see it that often anywhere.

You used to be around a lot more in your childhood. I actually see that, you know, I live by the beach, and I see them all the time. Yeah. And it's always the oldest men driving them. And Todd did also mention Honda Ridgeline because, yes, harkening back to why I don't wear Spider-Man costumes. I love a good harken. Thank you. I love a good, I love to harken.

Ellen Harkin. I love you guys. And that was, it seems like that, boys. It seems like that was another episode of. This is important. This is important. Everybody's coming. Incredible.

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