This Is Important - Ep 303: 911 Was An Inside The NBA Job

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the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important. Today on this is important. If I poop a little bit and then I poop a little bit more, well, that's called the double feature. You were such a bitch in high school, weren't you? Excuse me, what school do you go to? I don't recognize you from Clayton Valley. Let's go! Be ready.

Testing, testing. Oh, that is loud over here, buddy. Which one? Oh, yeah. They can. They can. No one's going to stop them, is what Adam's saying. No one will stop you.

How would you describe that? What do we call in that dance move? I know it as like, I think I saw Shaq do it at like a championship. No, Adam. Adam went from like, what? You were just doing this and then you went to like gopher from Caddyshack. Come on now. The microphone was too close to me.

I didn't want to back up from the mind. Okay, okay. It's not this. Adam... Whoa! I have no snare on my headphones. Adams, you're like serving appetizers to the gods. Yeah, there you go.

I get it. I remember that dance. That's the name of the dance move. Appetizers to the gods. We were just talking about before hopping on, before the official hop on. We were talking about the fights that now people are doing the sort of quasi-famous people are now... They're like quasi-famous? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're like quasi-famous, and now they are fist-fighting each other for our enjoyment. I love that that's where we're at as a society. And Adam, you're saying quasi-famous? They're more famous. They're famous. Well, no, I think the first thing... I don't know. Ray J. is famous.

Yes, but who did he fight? That's who we were talking about. He fought the super hot fire guy. Super hot fire. The guy from the sketch from... He's the voice of a generation, if we want to be real. I mean, super influential sketch, I'm sure. Oh, super influential sketch.

I'm sure everybody. Okay. Yes, points. I guess let's explain the sketch because there's people that don't know super hotfire. You think we have to, Adam, I feel like they know. They know. No, they don't. If he was on that card.

I think they know him more than they know Martin Moll. And I refuse to explain who Martin's that. Sure. Martin Moll is also like, I think he's very, dead for a long time. A, Legends never die. And also, if he wasn't, he'd be like 90s. So, I think that we're talking

current age people, and the super hot fire guy. Super hot Martin. He started it. Isn't probably at the level that most people would know who he is. Blake, please explain. Allegedly! And Todd, can we lower my headphones a little bit? Everything, including my... Oh, Adam. I'm so loud, dude.

Maybe your ears are just on fleet. That could be my ears could be on fleek. Well, while Adam figures that thing, the old sketch was a rap battle, like a rap freestyle battle, and this one dude, Super Hot Fire, would just hit the guy he was battling with like a pretty, you know, mid-tier bar,

but then the whole crowd would flip out in a way that he just absolutely annihilated this guy, and he would kind of look to a camera and then... He hit him with the gym. Did Jim steal the looking at the camera from Super Hot Fire? Todd? Todd. By the way, that was an incredible sketch.

It was very... But I don't know if that guy is super famous. To my point, that's why he's quasi-famous. Adam, you wish. Well, then this was a great career move because he ended up... He ended up knocking out Ray J. Yeah, now he's back.

That's what I'm saying. Really? Is he like older and jacked now? Yes, Ray J is... Ray J is still in the hospital. He's in the hospital too. No, he isn't. Yeah. Yes, man.

He's laid up, man. You know what? It might be one of those procedures where, like, you go in because you got beat up. And then he's also like, we got, I got to get a penile reduction. It's while I'm in here. While we're here. Hey, we know. Yeah, that's true.

Take off a few inches. My back's killing me. We know exactly what he's working. Yeah. Ray J. Well, dude, his back is killing him because I watched part of it. and he has a belly in the way I have a belly, but I'm built to have a belly.

Okay. Ray J wasn't built for belly. Okay. Right. That his belly looked, it didn't look proportional on him. Yeah, yeah. It looked like he was a little distended, like his back was archy, and I'm like, that has to be terror on your lower back.

Yeah. It was a ball put on top of his frame. It would be when Blake finally gets the belly that we all know is coming. at some point it's just going to, it's just going to flop out. When it's Miller time, Miller time. It's not, he's not coming. He's not coming. What's going to happen is Blake's going to have, he's going to reach the amount of like

Coors lights that you can drink as one human can drink and all of a sudden he's going to finish that Coors light and there ain't no way. Boop, boopoo coomba. You're just going to level up. The banquet of bellies. That number does not exist, brother. That number does not exist. Yeah.

So, so, so, so super hot fire. Describe his body for me, please? He was in, he was in better shape. And how long did they have to get in shape? Like, did they have three months to, like, pump iron and, like, pit bags? I don't know all the details. I'm gonna hit some bags. I don't know when you get, I don't know when you, uh, sign up how long you have until you

have to fight. That's a great question. Because I assume if we ever signed up to do that, wouldn't you want to know your window to really? The three of us have to fight each other. We're trained. Yeah, a three-way fight would be must see TV. We gotta do it.

Actually, must see TV. No, no, no, no, no, no. What we would have to, what we would have to do is fight another threesome. It would have to be a six-person brawl. Oh. Like, you ever watch those YouTube? Like, they're like the Russian fights where it's like six on six, and then as you start to get knocked out. I know what you're talking about.

Dude? Yeah. Your team doesn't shrink. It's not like one for one. It becomes like six guys against. one dude and it just is a big. I like how it's always like New Jersey versus Poland and you're like, oh,

all right. Oh, Taylor's old as time. Got it. Dude, I don't know. God. I don't know. I don't know. I think Poland might have them. Did the back hair situation, whoever's got the more back hair always wins those. Dude, whatever, like all the, I don't know UFC that well.

This isn't my world. But the, wherever, is it Kabib? Is that the guy's name? Or is that like a delicious street meat? It's got to be, Bo. I think he's named after the stream. Yeah, yeah. Is he Kabib?

Is that the guy I'm thinking of? Yeah, sure. I think it's Khabib, right? Isn't it like... Kabib? I just want to hear you to say. Khabib. Yeah.

Well, anyways, wherever that guy's from, it's the scariest place alive. Oh, yeah. New Jersey. If they just got 10 of those guys and we got the 10 baddest motherfuckers from America, I'm scared. Well? I think America would win because we're pretty dastardly in a fight.

Sure. But wherever he's from, the street meat man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wherever that guy's from. Because they're just over there, they're different. It's different. It's different. It's different.

They are not different. It is different. And so they are products of the difference. See, we train in gyms. We train in gyms. It is different. Yes, you are right. They train in rivers.

They fight bears. It's like, it's a whole different protocol. They train in rivers. Which, by the way, you fight a bear. If you train in a river and you're fighting bears, you're going to beat the guy at Gold's Gym. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going to beat him. Yeah.

It's just, that's the rule. He's on creatine, and they're like, we eat rocks. Yeah. Dude, I just eat gravel. I'm filled with pebbles. We eat what creatine is made from, which is the guts of salmon. You eat fruity pebbles? I eat pebbles.

that were rolled in fruit juice. I fight in a river. They train in rivers. I eat aquarium gravel. By the way, I just, because I've seen people like wrestling bears on the internet. Where are you pulling the train in rivers? What visual is that?

No, I think I've seen the video of them like running across. I've seen the footage. The bro to get his stana up. Yeah. He just is in a river like swimming against it, running in it. Like, running against the current. There's so many workouts you can do in a river. We use what is around us given by nature.

Right. Which is always rocks. Like the functional strength of these guys. Functional strength. You can't train that in a gym. There's no going to, you know, a 24-hour fitness or an equinox and getting that level. Which, maybe that's our business idea.

We make a very, like, nature-forward gym that trains you as if you're outdoors. It's almost like a dangerous. room for the... And this can't be just an outdoors thing? No, that's... No, man, because we want... It's an indoor gym that trains you like your outdoors. Because guess what? You know, the influencer babes aren't going to show up.

You want to be able to, like, control the strength of the river. And I realize, like, now, yeah, okay, now we don't have... Well, you got to build up. Right. You can't... Not everyone's a Khabib. Or a Khabi. Or whatever. I feel like you're not tapping into an untapped resource here, which is nature.

babes. I mean, legs are a little hairier, but they're out there. We're trying to, we're trying to make money off of it. And you cannot own the land. That market's already cornered by very clean

gyms with good lighting. And they got the tripods for your phone everywhere. Yeah, no, but I understand I understand both of your points. Okay. And I totally agree on both sides of the fence. I'm like agreeing with both of you.

But I will say, two points. I will say, a usable functional fitness river in a gym. So we can train like goddamn Americans in a gym. Like Davey Crapics. Where there's high protein snacks available. And maybe some energy drinks that will make our hearts explode.

That has to be close by. Okay, we're Americans. It's just releasing salmon. And then when it gets to the end of the river inside a building, they just take it to the top. They just put it back in. It goes again. You know what I mean?

That's not a bad idea, dude. Well, I'm saying you have the river and then you have a little knob like, you know, regular American style. And then you turn it up once you get more Khabibb to Russia. It goes from American all the way to different. To different. To wherever the other. To different. Not us.

Something else. Not us. It goes from American to not us to different to something else. To black wife, polka, It just don't matter to me. It ain't us. To don't matter. It goes to Pocodot.

Then you know you're in for it because you come out looking like, I don't know, I don't know. Something else. Something else, different. Sure. Sure. I had a, I moved a dresser last week. Uh-huh. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. Oh, Jesus. No, I do. I do it. I'm so offended. I moved a dresser, and it's with my buddy. And he is a strong man, but he does like a lot of, he works on a lot of houses.

He's like a contractor. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right, all right. I am visibly much stronger than this man. If you were to just say, I look stronger. Yeah. I'm definitely more defined.

I bet if we went to the gym, I would lift heavier than him. Okay. But then the way he manhandled this dresser. Yeah, yeah. was unreal. I'm a dude. I was struggling with this dresser, and he just fucking whipped and n-n-n-nayed with it.

He moves like a man. It was different. I think we covered this, because in college I worked at a liquor store, and we had to, like, be in the back with kegs. And on day one, keg strength. Day one, I was like,

uh, how am I going to do this? And I watched these other guys just grab them, toss them, stack them, like, two or three high, and I'm like, what? Maybe not three high. Two high, definitely, though. And then, like, ten days in, you just, you have it.

Your body understands. It adapts. It completely does. It adapts to the party. And anyway, I cut off Blake who's going to tell a better story. It's science. No, not at all, bro. Well, Blake's stories suck just as much as yours, and mine suck.

Mine are terrible. I have no story. Sometimes you've got to have a beginning and a middle, and then the end, you're like, Blake? I have no story of strength. And you sort of bail and give it to the homie. Yeah. You chuck it. It's the beginning, a middle, and then you...

And I pass the mic to play. But I don't want a mic. Don't give me the mic. And I pass the mic to Adam. Okay, well, okay. We can go back to the MMA fighting because we didn't cover all of them. Where's my stare? Ray J.

And Super Hot Fire were kind of like dudes who were a little out of shape. But then there was Michael Beasley and Lance Stevenson. who are former NBA stars. Still in good shape. Lance is famously known for blowing in LeBron's ears. Yes. And doing like whenever he hit a three would do like a cool guitar celebration. Yeah, but you know he did that so that he would be remembered for something besides blowing in LeBron's ear.

But you know, we got to think of something. You know that that was like a conversation with him and his agent and they're just pitching ideas. And Lance was like, I don't know, maybe I hump the air or something. And then his age is like, Yeah, well, we actually recruited a bunch of second city guys to have some pitches. Here's one. Dude, what if I just get down and hump the ground? Yeah.

It could be cool, dude. This guy did an air guitar. Maybe if you did an air guitar. Wait, what'd you say? Maybe. I mean, in the moment when he was blowing in LeBron's ear, I mean, it was pretty cool. It was working. Was it his ear or what?

I thought it was his leg. It might have been it. Blowing in his leg? Classic. You know what? He went to, like, tie his shoe and then he just like... No, no, I think they were standing at the line for free throws.

They were leaned over, like, baseball outfielder stance at the free throw line waiting for a rebound, and he just blew in his ear, and LeBron just kind of, like, shrugs and laughs it off. Whereas I feel like I definitely would have been like... God! He would have been... He would have been...

He would have been... What the fuck! Right. Dude, those are the, like, when you are a sportsman and you play those mind games. An athlete? An athlete, a sportsman, a jock. Is that what you're a sportsman, a hunter? If you're a ball guy, if you're a ball player guy.

Is that what you call athletes, sportsmen? If you're one of the, like, the ball, the ball dude guys, I'm telling you, man, that mental warfare. I love that shit. I love, it is part of it. I love villains. I love villains of sports. Like, everybody, like, Dream on Green Sugg. But it's so good.

Dude, you know who my favorite? And then the clippers had him for a while. And boy, did I love him when he was a clipper. Pat Beverly. Patrick Beverly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was the worst. He was the best.

The worst. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Remember when he went and grabbed the photographer's camera and, like, made, like, the referee look at, like, it was, there's just moments that are just. Yeah, he was a true lunatic. And, like, such a pest, too.

Like, he was just. like get all up in their grill. Oh yeah. Like just on defense. But like an amazing defense of Flair. Yes. He wears you down. But in a way that... In a way that you respect it.

Right. Right. Yeah! He's not throwing wild arms and like kicking people in the nuts. Like some Warriors, Blazer. Yes. Dremont's bitch ass. Hey, man. Stompin' chess. Yeah.

He's wild. He's wild. He is. He's insane. If you watch all Dremon Green's like super flagrant plays back to back to back to back to back to back to back oh it's dastardly oh my gosh it's crazy you just want to have a sit down and go you're good he's not good you're all right it looks like a jason jason statham like real dude he's always he's always about to fight something yeah his own teammates did you see the thing with shack and uh no charles barclay and draymond on inside the NBA no please oh yeah there was like a real tense

situation. What? Basically, Charles Barkley was saying, like, these players are getting too old

in the NBA, and you're hanging on, you're making all this money, essentially, and you got to know when it's time to go. And Dremon, obviously took offense to that.

And he says, well, none of us want to look like Charles Barkley on the Rockets. You're a stupid... And he goes to Shaq and Kenny,

like, you know what I mean? And Shaq and Kenny was like, ah, I think you got to explain that one. I'm a dumb ass. And then it was just heated where he was just kind of going off on Charles and saying like, in so many words, he was like, you wouldn't know what it's like to compete at the highest

level. Right. When you're winning championships, you're always trying to run it back. Right. And it got real heated. And Charles has never won a championship, right? No, that's his. But it would be regarded as a better basketball player than Draymond Green.

Been Dremont? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Right? Absolutely. Charles is one of the 75, right? When they did that, like.

Yeah, oh yeah. And I don't know if Dramon was, right? I don't think Dremon was. Was what? On one of the 75. That list of 75 greatest that they did? No, I don't know that he is. Because he is such like a niche player in that he's a defensive specialist.

Yeah, but Rodman for sure was on that list. Was he? Wouldn't he have been? Oh, he has to be. I don't know. I don't know. The worm? Was he the worm?

Yes, he was the worm. Yeah, of course, the worm. Yeah. I know my sportsman. Yeah, I know. Dude, that sportsball dude. Uh-huh. I know Ders knows a sportsman, but then always asks.

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I like... Okay. Yeah, I think it's cool, but you know what? And this isn't going to go over well. This isn't going to go over well. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Whoever they play, I wanted to go seven games.

But if New York is just heartbroken and they don't get it... Bad for America. I don't know if it's bad for America. It's bad for America, man. It's science. I don't know. We need this. You're not from New York.

This is going to heal 9-11. This is going to like... I knew you were going to say it back. You say that every time. I do. You're always like, this is going to heal 9-11. 9-11 has been long enough at this point. I don't know if this will be...

We got a pet for our kids. I said, honey, 9-11. She goes, all right, okay. I'm allergic. I'm allergic, but okay. I'm super allergic to dogs, but if it's going to heal 9-11... If you sneeze, you might knock another building down. And I like New York and I like the East Coast.

But... I've seen that T-shirt, actually. I like New York. That's the saying, right? I like New York. I like it a lot. I like New York. But no one is more annoying than East Coast sports fans.

Hold up. They're the most annoying. I mean, yeah, coming from a person who has never lived on the East Coast, I do agree with that state. What I'll say is that they're the biggest sports fans. fans, which I love. I have love for that. I like, I also love that. Right?

Because if you compare them to like an LA Dodgers fan, there's a lot of diehard Dodgers, but there's also a lot of like, let me just dust off this Dodger hat that I got out last year and go to my game. Sure. Yeah, but there's so many the same. Yankee fans, maybe. The same thing as Yankee fans and people just wear Yankee hats. I don't think so.

I think it means a whole other thing there. No. I think it's, no, no. I mean, I see your audio. Well, there's... IP freely. I mean, there's transplants in New York, but when we're speaking of the East Coast,

like a lot of the East Coast has really annoying fans. It's not just New York. That's exactly right. But that's some... They give a fuck. They care. Yeah, they do. They wear their heart.

They got hurt. I totally get that they care. I think they care. And if they win... I think they care. I think that's exciting. I think that's exciting. I would be hyped.

But watching the shot of Madison Square Garden, if they lose, the amount of like, ah, fuck you, fuck you. Here's what I fear. They lose, we're going to see a police horse on fire running through Manhattan.

Oh, God. Is it real? Oh, God. It's just going to be, well, you're right. We're going to see it on fire. They're going to turn the camera. They're going to live it.

Then we're just going to see it upside down, legs in the air. Bro. Ribs open flames coming from within. They're going to turn it into a cauldron. Like the movie crawl. I love that. Hell yeah.

No. You're right. Yeah, well, maybe they have to win them. Obviously, Jalen Brunson is a star, right? He's obviously a star. He's got this team on his shoulders. What he's done has been unfucking real. He's a great ball sports.

Especially that game where they made the comeback. I do really like the team. I think they're awesome. But are they lacking star power? Absolutely. Well, I mean, we'll find out. It seems like the teams, like what were the teams that won when Jordan went to go play baseball? The Rockets.

I think it was, yeah, the Houston Rockets probably. Yeah, they won. twice. And who'd they have? They had Hakeem Elijah Juan. Hakeem the Dream. They also had Clyde Drexler at some point. Oh, really? Yeah. And oh, Kenny the Jet Smith of course. Sure. From NBA. Interesting.

From NBA. From NBA. From NBA. He's my favorite ball sports game. And Hart, right? Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart. Yeah, Kevin Hart. He was real young, but he was there. No, no. What's his name Hart? I don't know. His last name's Hart, right? Oh, Josh Hart.

Josh Hart. On the Knicks. Also, one of the funniest memes are gifts of all time. He's a very meme. Oh, yeah. Is it the one word? The dude hits a face with the ball and he just goes... The NBA has the best memes.

Well, you can see their faces. Yeah. Well, the NBA has the best memes and also the NBA has the best highlight reels. Absolutely. You know what I mean? It's just very much... What do you mean? Just like the dunks?

Yeah. It's just electric. Tonight's dunks? It's just electric. And then it could just... quicker. You know, there's a touchdown and a cool run, but there might be two of those a game. Sometimes I like to

watch a baseball just sail. You know? And I'm like, is someone going to catch it or is just going to kind of bounce around in the stands and someone going to grab it? I don't know. You never know. Well, say, while we're being super sportsy, because I love sports, I do feel bad that you saying like NBA

has the best highlights and all that. Right now, the NHL has also been cooking at the same exact time, like Hockey has been just as dope on these nights, but it's just like, people don't give a fuck. I went to a, I mean, there's a few weeks ago now, but I went to a Ducks, Anaheim Ducks,

playoff home game. And it was at the pond. Fucking incredible, dude. I've never been to a playoff hockey game. And I've been to a few hockey games. It's almost all knucklepucks. And it's awesome. It's constant flying Vs.

Yeah. Just to like, I'm not trying to flex about what I know about hockey and sport sporting. Yeah, sports ball. But it's a lot of knucklebugs. But also the team he is citing is the team from that movie. That's right, Blake. Which, by the way, it makes me love them so much more.

Yeah, yeah. I was talking to my buddy who very much doesn't like them, and his reason for not liking them is the Disney movie, The Mighty Ducks. That's crazy. See, what the hell? He was like, he was like, dude, they're not a real hockey team. They were based on a Disney kid's movie. Yeah.

And he's like, all right. So I'm like, yeah. Yeah, he's named after this kick-ass kids movie that we all grew up on. His parents wouldn't buy him the sick hat. We're an alcoholic coached. Yes, gets busted. Right? He gets a DUI.

Yeah, you get a DUI. Drives a limo out onto the leg. An alcoholic lawyer, right? Isn't there a whole... That's right. I feel like I just watched it and there's like a pretty big part of the movie is like his, what he has to do at work? Am I tripping or?

No. No, it's very quickly. he gets a DUI. He never goes to court. I think you're thinking of Charles Bronson movie. Oh, I am. I'm thinking of DeathWish.

Yeah, that's Death Wish. He keeps being like, and is this work for you, boss? 85% of the movie. 85% of Death Wish is him building like an apartment complex. It's fucking crazy. How was it not?

How did you, how did you, I mean, I don't think I've ever seen Death Wish, but how did you mistake the Mighty Ducks for Death Wish? Because he just is talking way about the job, and Death Wish is more about the job instead of, like, him, like, killing street punks or whatever. Sure, but why are those? Because I recall, but I just for some reason, both those movies stick him out in my mind as movies where I just remember the dudes had the job. That's why he brought a gun to a Mighty Ducks game one time.

He's like, oh, guys, wrong movie. That's Sudden Death. Sorry. Oops. Dude, you have to watch Death Wish, man. No, actually you don't. Is that what you think it's called Death Wish man? To me, I'm like, why, sorry, why the Mighty Ducks and Death Wish?

Wouldn't it be like I also was thinking of little giants or another kid's sports movie? No. We just explained this because he's talking about how Emilio Estevez's story was way more about like the workback story as opposed to the hockey. And in Death Wish, there's a lot of the movie dedicated to his job as an architect instead of just killing bad guys. when the movie should just be him killing bad guys. And then it's like, back of the office and you're like, why are, no one cares about the office. Okay, I see what you're saying.

And also, Adam, my stepdad, my stepdad would say, if we watch Mighty Ducks, we have to watch death as soon as it ends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a double feature. That's the only way. It's the only way I was allowed to watch. Dude. The amount of double features I watched as a kid.

Yeah, the little back to back. Like fucking double features were this shit. The 70s. No, we would, I mean, just, it would be like at home. And that's exactly what would happen. Is that a double feature just watching more TV? Yeah. Two movies.

If you call it, it's a double feature film. Yeah, if you brand it. Absolutely, man. We would watch a... That's just Saturday. What are you talking about? That's just Saturday. I can explain it as well.

He's talking about... That's a double feature at home. When you would buy the earnest goes the can. DVD, it came with Ernest goes to jail. It's a double feature. You flip the DVD. What would happen in the Divine household is we would watch the first movie with the family. That was a family movie.

You usually one that my mom was excited to watch with my sister. And they'd go out and play and you'd be in your wheelchair and you'd be like, God damn, I got to watch another movie. Then they would go to bed and then my dad and I would watch whatever, demolition man or some R-rated action. Yeah, dude. that's when we would really settle in. That's when the wheels came off. Like, hey, go get the popcorn. Have you guys ever been to a double feature in the movies?

Like a legit, like, hey, I'm going to a double feature. No. Well, it's legit. You can legit go to a double feature in your basement. Just saying, but I understand what you're saying. Wait, I'm just trying to move on from your fantasy of the fact that you've been to a double feature having just watched television at home. Was it television? It was a movie. It was a rented movie from Hollywood video.

Oh, on what? And what did you watch it on? Oh. What did you watch it on? Freaking see you. On a giant monitor. Oh, a monitor? What is that?

A fucking lizard? You watched it on television, bitch. Yeah. Okay. I'm wondering, have you ever gone to a double feature at a movie theater? What were double features? These were like movie theaters you would buy one.

I got billing where they'd go, hey, it's two movies starring whoever. Or it'd be like two car chase movies back to back. Or they'd have two movies that had nothing to do with each other, but they would like, I don't know. I don't even recall that being an option at Brendan Theater. That's why I jokingly said, I forgot Adam grew up in the 70s because it was kind of, they were like, oh, I guess you could just do this at home.

It was the thing when Durs was a kid. I saw Mary Poppins and Sound of Music back to bat at the Grind House. The music. I did watch Grind House, the double feature, but that was about it. Oh, yeah. Well, it's, they've made movies too long. You don't want to watch a two, two and a half hour of movies, and then you're there for five hours.

On the big screen, on a TV for sure. Yeah. I don't. Fuck. You don't fuck? Hey, Todd, can we get that sound bike chopped out there of Blake saying, I don't fuck? I don't fuck.

Thank you. Well, that's just not true, but it would be sure. I'm surprised you're not fucking right now, bud. I remember sneaking into a movie and having that be a movie. double feature. Like being a high school kid and then you go to one movie and then you...

Again, Adam, you're just describing watching things back to back as opposed to like when they said. Yeah, to me I called it a double feature. But also as someone who worked... If I poop a little bit and then I poop a little bit more, well, that's called the double feature. That's a double do-doodoo.

You couldn't call it that too. As a guy who worked at the movie theater, Adam, that what you were doing is illegal. You purchased a ticket for one movie. And you want to watch another movie. You have to exit the theater, purchase that ticket, and go back in. Dude. Oh, dude.

That's that. Just hearing you say that, you were such a bitch in high school, weren't you? Bullshit. And I can show you photos. I had a vest. Adam, I feel like if he had his theater vest on, you would take him more seriously. You would respect my authority. See, you would come over with your little afro and you would say something like that to me.

Excuse me. I would be. No, he'd say squeeze me. to be funny and disarm you. So salty. Exqueze me. What school do you go to? I don't recognize you from Clayton Valley.

You must be one of those YVE kids, dude. YVee. Trouble maker. Yvie stands for Yerba. What's that stand for? Ignatio Valley. I went to the Bay Area Music Festival, bottle rock this past weekend.

You were in the bottle rock. I went to bottle rock. You beat any girls up? Hung out with your boy George Kittle of the 49ers fame. How's he healing up? Yeah. He was walking all over the place. He seemed good.

He's in good spirits. He was in Iowa Hawkeye. So we have that in common. Me being actually from Iowa. And Blake claims it for no reason. He had an aunt that lived there once. I mean, I'm not born nor raised there. But I am from there.

Roots Run Deer. Where I'm from. It's a big deal with me. Wrestling. Okay. But anyways, so hung out with him for one. It was a fun weekend, dude. But I realized I can't party by the second day.

Diaryia. Oh, God. How hard are we going? The cause of diarrhea. From what? From just drinking too much. And is it wine? Because it's called like bottle rock, right?

So is it just like... It is people are drinking wine. But no, I was drinking tequila. Out of the bottle. It was 12 to 14 hours. days, like music festival. Yeah. They're all day into the night.

Yeah. You have to pace yourself. I would say 10 to 12 hour days. And it was just a lot. And I never was too drunk because you're walking around so much. And you know, it's a music... And you had things to do. I do like Adam, like, I was never too drunk.

I want to see the footage. I want people's opinion of what you just said. I wasn't too drunk. Adam Devine was blitz. This isn't your first time here. Your first time was when you punted the damn lobster roll on the little girl. I didn't punt it. I threw it into the crowd.

Spiked it. Did you 360 slam like a soft shell crab on a infant this time? Or what happened? There was nothing dastardly. They kind of, I think, paired the food with me knowing I'm probably going to throw something out to where it's not going to be too gross. Got a new word. So it was a corn dog covered in caviar. Ooh.

It was a street taco. Okay. It was like a medley. And then it was a... Oh, here's the diary. I'm like waiting for it. Miramoto, he was a, I think, a 15-foot-long sushi roll that we all rolled up together. And then we cut up and then we threw chunks in the audience.

And it was fucking delicious. So you threw shit in the audience again. I did, dude. I did. And I threw corn dogs in the audience. But it was fine. People were catching it this time. Okay.

Oh, so you're saying that the person you hit before just can't catch. It was her fault. No, no, no, no. That's not... No, it didn't make it to her. That's interesting. And, yeah, I will say it is a little her fault. I wish you could also, like, get out of the way.

And maybe it was, like, genetics. Like, the mom didn't pass down catching genes, so it's almost maybe her fault. So here's what happened. Quick recap for the people that don't remember. I threw a lobster roll in the audience. That was covered with, like, a whole giant tin of caviar. And it was like a several pound.

lobster roll and this huge loaf of bread. Beefy. Yeah. I looked up the picture the other day. It's hilariously big. It is the size. It's huge. It's larger than a football.

And they wanted it. The crowd wanted it. But it's high up there. And so I climbed down onto a speaker and I go to throw it and this goes, I'll catch it. But as I threw it, it spun. And it spun and it dump and hosed these girls. Fucking thing sucks. And I think they got gifted.

I think they got free tickets or at least a hooded sweatshirt from Losholm. And yet. And the mom came for you. But she should have caught it. She should have. Yeah, the mom did come in my DMs. It got pretty bad. It's a lobster roll under the bridge. You know, I didn't mean for that to happen.

But this time, this time, I think it was all fair game to throw in the crowd. It wasn't anything that was going to. Because they know. They know you are dastardly. Our people are showing up like it's a, like it's a Guar concert. Yeah, yeah. They got ponchos on. And then I was with the cool crew.

It was Phil Rosenthal from some, everybody feeds Phil or whatever his show was called. Everybody Loves Raymond. But he has a food show. A food show that's something, I don't really watch those type of shows. But I think it's on Netflix. Somebody feed Phil. somebody something like that somebody just fucking feed this guy by the way when you create a show and you're so rich that you're like and now i'm gonna fly around the world and people are gonna film me eating and they go eat eating yeah we don't really need that he's like i'll give it to you for free and they go well we'll put it on

somebody feed phil yeah that's what's called it's on netflix yeah uh check it out and then and then it was uh uncle jessie yeah from full house john stamos that's you guys got to have some quality time a real bro down we we broed down Yeah, he's a good guy. Was it a pretty natural fit YouTube? Were you guys like... Well, we got two drummers. Yeah. Yeah.

And then, of course, Trey Cool was hosted. He was hosted in the whole event. Oh, we love Trey. Trey's a great dude. Is it his event? Yeah, this, he hosted this show. So, yeah, this... One of the days was his event.

I was if it was his fest. I don't know if, like, he throws the fest. No, no, no, he does. He does. Oh, and Fred Armisen, dressed as a Ramon. Perfect. Okay, cool. Yeah, it was quite the crew.

The man. Yeah, that's a really cool crew. And then John Stamos and Trey Cool get on the drums, and they're giving a real funky beat. Oh, yeah. And I kind of didn't want to just throw food in the audience the whole time. Mm-hmm. I'm living in a nightmare.

So the beat, obviously, there could have been some scouts in the audience. So I knew that I had to, like, bring my good stuff. Oh, yeah. And I'm dancing. But also, I'm hurting because I have been walking around this festival for a long time. But at the end, I couldn't help myself, and I threw myself. I threw myself into a jazz split. And it didn't go...

I thought you were going to say you got on the drums and did your 16 bars or whatever you have. But you did the jazz splits, Adam? I did the jazz splits. And the crowd roared. Isaac has to be with you at all times now. You're going to die. It didn't go as great.

Usually I could just fall into a jazz splits. I got stuck. I went halfway down and just goes, and it didn't go any further. Oh, you ain't dropping as low as you used to. No, I couldn't physically. I was so sad. I wanted to stretch. Now, what if you worked on your flexibility

to make it a thing that you could do for a while? Yeah, I need to get back on my flexibility shit. So they're like, even when you get really old and you walk slow, secretly you know you've been like stretching for it. And so you walk slow and then you just drop down into it and everyone loses their shit. Well, that's where I am now.

Let's do that. Kind of old, walk slow. Yeah. Feet were killing me. Feet were killing me. Yeah, yeah. Well, what are you wearing? Are you in vans?

What's happening? No, no, no. No, no, no, no. I wore, uh, I wore some Nike's running shoes. Okay. This is the way. Yeah. Nike running shoes.

I shouldn't have worn the Nike running shoes. Those are kind of my go-to shoes. Do they, I think, maybe New Balance. Dude, you need some giant hokas with just the huge bulbous bottoms. Oh, yeah. Get your Brooks on. Get your Brooks on. I like the Brooks.

I like Brooks. Go through an airport. You need to go in the, does the walking company still exist? Do you guys remember that place? Do you have a crickets button? Maybe that was only... Adam and I were like, well, I'm not sure what he's talking about. Maybe that was only in one mall in Costa Mesa.

I kind of know what you're talking about. I felt like it was a high-in, like walking shoe, like old man shoe. Oh, yeah. I guess that makes sense. Well, I need it. Like those sketchers, like those slip-on sketchers, the commercials. And it's like... Yes. I don't know.

Who does those commercials? Howie-long? Howie long is like, it's... First class for your feet. Yeah. Oh, love those. I'm starting to understand that now because the way my feet were hurting and it was just a two, it was just two days. Yeah.

I need to strap into some orthopedic sketches. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. I mean, I'm down to, like, let's flip the switch. Yeah. Let's start rocking. Let's embrace it.

Yeah, and maybe we, maybe we start a trend. Who knows, man. What if we really start rocking super orthopedic shoes? I think it's happened. I think it already happened. I think it's already. Is it? Well, by the way, the trend is just, we're old now, and that feels good on your feet.

We're not starting a trend. No, man. I want, I want to, dude, there's, like, young, like, cool rappers who are getting, like, sockony and fucking Brooks, like, collaborations now. Like, it's... Okay. Well, that's because their feet hurt when they're doing their concerts, and they finally admitted that to themselves. That is cool, man.

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They grew up on Crocs. And now they're putting on Nikes and they're like, I'm sorry. What is this toe box? Are crocs? And forgive me, that I don't know. Are crocs good for your feet? I think they're supposed to be really comfortable. Yeah, because they're why.

By the way, I'm wearing a joke, not even a joke, but a very funny pair of crocs right now. Okay, can we see them? You're going to love it. You wear crocs. I did not know this. I don't wear crocs, but I have these. No, you currently are. Okay.

Currently are. You can't say I don't wear them. I would love to show you what I'm wearing next, and I think Anna is going to be pretty hyped on it. Shoes out. Oh. Oh. I mean, come on. Dude. The fact that you said I'm, I don't wear crocs, but then are currently wearing those is very telling. Yeah. That's so very, that looks very. These are something else. I saw these online and I was like, done. That's New York Knicks, bro. You could be. That is not New York Knicks. That's Wu-Tang Clan. Come on, bro. No, no, no. That's giving wallaby to me. No. Wutang. This is, what? Yacht Club.

That is a Portland trailblazer is what that is. I could guarantee you if that shoe was available, Rayquan the chef would be rocking those, dude. Those look tough. I mean, after seeing that I had them, probably. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And here's what I'm bringing to the table. I got this real chandel that, you know,

he isn't as dirty as you'd think, but I am always wearing them. You know what? It's funny. I'm always wearing them. They never come off. It's funny you should say. I got the same damn pair.

They are good. I wish I had mine close because you guys are laughing and sort of... You're not wearing yours. You guys are laughing and kind of making fun. No, sir, I don't like it. I actually wear my reef sandals. You do. Well, you all do.

That's why we said we wore them in the commercial, dude. That's why mine are on. I just took mine off my feet. I'm not buying it. But you also live a more aquatic lifestyle than me. I'm a very dry guy. You are a dry guy. Yeah, desert rat.

So thongs or flip-flops aren't really necessary for me. Because I'm not around water that much. Yeah. Yeah. Crickets? You have a cricket butt? But with that said, I wear the shit out of these things, man. Oh, good.

And you know what? And you know it's funny? I'll be honest, I don't wear them that much. But when I go to a party and someone goes, oh, where's the bottle of when I go, look down. Look on the bottom of my shoe. And they go... Your dick is out?

My dick is out. And then I go... And they go, whoa, and I go even further. And then they look and they see... Maybe you can open it with this. Exactly. And then they go, well, why was your dick out? And I go, well, that's for me.

But here you go. This is for you. And to quote Adam, wasn't that drunk. Wasn't that drunk? There you go, man. Bro, been there. Well, no, I was good and drunk. at the festival, but...

I hope so. You're buzzing, buddy. Were you the only one partying, or... No, no, no. We were all partying. Okay, cool. It was a good... It was a very fun.

I mean, based on everything I've seen about Homeboy at the long blonde hair who plays in the 49ers, his name is... Oh, George Kittle. He looks like he's having the best time of his life. Yeah.

He's at like WrestleMania, just slamming, putting him back. Every time I see him making an appearance, he's getting it in. Oh, yeah. He has a crazy energy. He's a good time. He has a crazy.

and you're a good time guy. By the way, speaking of not remembering his name right there, today I drop my kid off at preschool. There's four teachers. I go at least three days a week, I'm dropping him off. And I say, hey, good morning, all the teachers and the kids. And then I go, get off me. You're a monster. Teacher rolls up on me and goes, hey, we have a quiz.

And I go, well, I'm going to pass. I'm going to fail this. And she goes, do you know our names? Ooh, that is so fucked up. What? And I go. That is cruel. I pull him from.

I instantly go. Peace. I instantly go. Yeah. New school. I go, no, no. I don't know your name. I don't know your name.

I don't know the parents. I don't know these kids. I don't, I'm bad with names. And I go, and then I go home and I tell Emma, and she's like, what? Says it has the same reaction as you. And she goes, who said it? And I was like, I don't know. It's science. There's no way to tell.

We gotta line them up. Well, then you described her? You broke it down. Giant, supple, huge. Floppy dog. What the curb. I call, my mind not call her Lady Curbs.

No, I just was like, Emma, I don't know. That's the whole thing. Dang, that is fucking crazy. Why did they do that to you?

But I'm so bad with names. Oh, am I? I'm terrible. I just, I know none. We just talked about George Kiddell and I'm like,

Kekan met de pata? Yeah, this guy that lives directly, I just took my kid to the park and I just was on the way home. And this guy introduced himself to me, said his name, I shook his hand

He's like I live right across the street Our kids are the exact same age Like born within weeks of each other He's like we should get these kids together I'm like dude That's a fucking awesome idea And he's like yeah right on He's like wow

Oh cool daddy swears Then he said his name And I'm like oh yeah I thought he'd be like put my name in your phone Like um No but then we walk we walk home And my dad my dad goes How, so are you going to hang out that guy?

And I'm like, oh, yeah, we should get those kids together. And he's like, what was his name? No recollection. Crickets? Crickets. Zero recollection of that guy's name. Don Trellis. Tyler, maybe.

I don't know. Could be. What was the name we came up with on? Don Tyler? Wait, did you mean Don Tolover, the rapper? What was the name we came up with on the Workahawley's episode where we were like, we just improvised every time. Heisenrip Bauer.

Jake Heisenrip Bauer. Yeah, yeah. Nice pull. I can't remember names. I got that. Wow. I can't remember. I remember fictional names.

But we did a different one every time, and I think we settled on Jake Heisenrybauer. I also do not remember names at all, and I know this about myself, and all it would really take is me actually listening to people at that point in the conversation, arguably the most important part, just the very beginning when you're meeting them. but I just, I don't know where my head is at that point. Like, I'm trying to remember my name or some shit. You're probably trying to think of something clever to say next. Yeah, I'm like, you know, you're kind of gearing up. You're involving, zip, zab, zopping, but you're not listening. No, you got to listen.

I'm watching, I'm busy watching them not remember my name. That's what it is. I say my name and I go, Anders, and I watch them go, Hmm. And it is already gone. It has already escaped. I didn't even hear it. That's not a real name.

You're honored? Yeah. What a blessing to meet you as well, sir. The honor is mine. How badly do people fuck up your name, Anders? Because there's a world where people have never heard the name, Anders. Do you have an hour? Well, yeah.

And you go by Anders. It's not an American name. That's for damn sure. And I know it bothers me when people get your name wrong, when people say, Anders, it bothers me. It pisses me the fuck off. You don't even like that you're saying it right on. And it shouldn't.

It shouldn't because it's your name. But I, you know, I love you, dude. And the fact that you have to deal with that every day of your life. Autumn. I'm sorry about that. Yeah. You know what, though? I'm going to Stockholm, Sweden in a few weeks.

Oh, boy. Oh, my God. And the tables are going to turn. If anyone is named fucking David or Zach there, I'm beating them up. And then when the Swedish people ask, me and I'm going to go, well, their names are just like regular. They'll go, oh, okay, cool, let's do this.

Oh, what is a Swedish accent? Oh, okay. It's just American. They just speak very good English. Like super pronounced. No, don't today. Don't say, they. They have a melodic up and down kind of like.

Is that true or is it just that? The Swedish chef. Ferddy-gurdy. It's like, well, I mean, don't explain it. Give us a little taste. I don't know how to do it. The Swedish shift. You know how to do it a little bit.

Well, I think Blake's covering it pretty good. I just gave it to you. It's like, they kind of talk like Swedish chef. Like up and down like that. A little bit. Yeah. But that's truly just the Muppet. I think that that is true, like, in the 70s.

I do think in 2026, for example, and... They don't speak like... Listen, I'm telling you, dude, it is crazy. We went to Norway two years ago. And I'm at the tourist place, like, waiting to get this pamphlet to go see a fjord. And I'm, like, two people back from the woman who's, like, helping everybody. And she's like, yeah, and if you want to go here, this is, like, super cool. And I go, oh, this is fucking cool.

Like, they got, like, an American who must, like, have Norwegian grandparents who, like, comes back here to, like, work here for the summer. What a cool gig. I get to the front of the line. She helps us. And she's like, oh, you got three little kids? They're going to flip out when they see this. They're going to do this.

And it's going to be really fun. It's super helpful. I go, this is going. And I'm like, Thanks for your all you help. Where are you from? And she's like, man,

she'd be derker her? And I was like, you're not American? And she goes, no. Don quay! She goes, her English was so good.

I was like, she's from Minnesota. She's fucking like. That's impressive. Well, she works at the tourist center, so she's practicing her Americanism. When you,

she's like doing a character. It's like when I would call, you know, I call like the big south. And suddenly I would, I would talk like, is what I would do telemarketing.

That's still your native language, though. That's just an accent. She's speaking in not... She learned English by watching American films. And that's what I'm saying. In 2026, it's like ubiquitous and they got it locked. And by the way, this was my excuse

when I did a episode of Brooklyn 9-9, and they were like, can you do a Swedish accent? I was like, you know they don't even have an accent anymore. Yeah, that sounds like a cop-out dude. Because I had to... Because I meet... You meet someone from fucking Ireland or something. They still sound.

Irish as fuck. Oh yeah, you can all. Adam, they're speaking English. Don't case. So why would they change their accent? Yes, but they sound Irish. Okay, so, okay, how about a Mexican?

Hey, you got that crickest button. Huh? Now, how about a Mexican, they didn't grow up speaking English. Right. And then they come here and English isn't their first language. That's right. They don't sound,

they sound like they're from Mexico and they learned English. That's right. And in Scandinavia, the English is so good. It's such a priority in the schools and in the culture and they watch it on TV that, like, it's dialed in. He thought she was from the States. That's how good her English was. It didn't even have an accent.

I understand what you're saying. I'm not buying. I don't think it's a priority in other places like it is there. I'm ready for you to go on this vacation and come back and say, tail between your legs. and say, I'm wrong. They have an accent. They have a crazy accent.

I'm sure outside of metropolitan areas, they got the accent. Yes. Outside of the tourist center that you were at to get the Fjord pamphlet. Everyone but that one woman has an accent. You can't understand their English. Yeah. That makes sense. Okay.

Well, that'll be exciting. Why? We're going there because Emma's competing. Your wife is something else. What a jock. She's out of her mind. But I can't remember why I brought it up. I brought it up because fucking, my name.

My name, we're going to go there, and it's going to be all over the place. I mean, it's... So can we talk a little bit about her athletic accomplishments? She'll hate it and say, what'd you do? And I'll go... Hold up. We ran out of shit to talk about. Do you want a fucking new roof?

Yeah, you talked for like five minutes about her athletic accomplishments. Because she is such a jock. Yeah. It's truly incredible. And I'll circle back to something, but this is the frustrating part is that, like, she's faster than she's ever been in her life and she's always been fast. And now I, as my body starts to eat itself from the inside out. Nosedive. Yeah.

She's just a absolute bloomed. Faster, stronger, like, I don't know what's going on. Although I will say Monday or two, yesterday, I did, I did MRF. I did MRF. Do you guys know what MRF is? So Murph is a big, big Memorial Day CrossFit thing, named after a fallen soldier. A Falun soldier. Oh, yes.

Adam, take it from here. Yeah. I don't know. But yes, I know that people do that. And I did it, and I'm fucking dying today. I'm so sore. What did you have to do? So usually you're supposed to do this with like a 20 pound or a 30 pound vest.

I did it with no vest. You did it with them tidies. Michael Murphy, who was killed in Afghanistan in 2005. Yeah. I did it. 200 pounds, so fuck off everyone. I'm already too heavy. My boy.

You run a mile, you do 100 pull-ups, you do 200 push-ups, you do 300 air squats, you run a mile for time. Your boobs are huge. To me, the, I mean, the hard part would be all of it for me. Right.

Yeah. So, your feet hurt after walking around for four hours. In really nice Nike's. For me, the whole thing Oh, it would really suck. I've got these Nike's up. And they wear like, you have to wear a vest, right? I didn't wear a vest.

I wore no vest. As Blake said, I have the titties. Your boobs are huge. What'd you say, 30 pound or 40 pound vest? It's either a 20 or a 30 pound vest. It says 20 pound vest for men and 14 pound vest for women. That's something I've actually never done. I've never done any sort of running or working out with a weighted vest on.

I have a vest and I knew better. I mean, it took me an hour. Yeah. It was... Well, the 100 pull-ups is... That's the hardest thing. That's going to take me a while. Yeah.

That's the hardest thing. My fucking arms are suit my... My biceps and my thighs are fucking killing me. My chest is not that bad. Because 200 push-ups, if you do them like Blake... Yeah. Don't go all the way down. Like the little quarter push-ups that he does.

You're done in like... Little puffers? I will say... You're done in seconds, dude. Little chest puffers. Don't worry. You're allowed to do what they call it kipping pull-ups. I did strict pull-ups.

just for the record. Kipping are where you can like, you can like, kind of like, worm your body into it. I didn't restrict. That's all I'm going to say. Biceps are killing me. I'm a dude.

That's all he's saying. But why? If you're allowed to do the kipping, why not just kip away? Because you have done CrossFit and you have kipped. I know how to do them,

but I did feel like if I'm not doing the vest, I should do strict pull-ups. Oh, no. And I broke it up into fives. It took forever. And then I broke the push-ups into tens. and I broke the air squads of 25s.

All I want to be able to do is be physically able to do this. But I just, there's no getting around it anymore. I can't even do the splits. My body is failing me. But I only did it out of respect for fallen soldiers on Memorial Day. And also to go in the house and go, just did Murph. So you just did this in your backyard? In my garage, in my garage.

Oh, wow. Where I have all the, I mean, I have a pull-up bar and a... And how long did the whole thing take? Hour and a minute. Hour and a minute. Sorry, I dropped out. My bad. We couldn't care less.

You didn't even know. We're missed at all. The pull-ups, you have to get to 100, so do you just stand at the bar? Yeah. And then you jump back up. Well, can you skip them? Can you skip around? Can you do like...

Yeah, there are some bits. That's what I'm saying. You can get 10 pull-ups and then 20 push-ups and 30 air squats. If you don't... That is another way to, like, do a variation of it. But I... To me, that's... You just did it all the way.

That's a little, that's a different thing to me. That's a little bitch made. I told you, dude. You're not doing it how God intended it. I did it without a vest, which is already a little bitch made. But again, I have the bitch tities. And so. A lot of people did that.

I just was like, no. The other way is you're really spreading it thin and easy. Yeah, maybe I go spread it thin. The one mile. That's where I draw the line. Just trot it. The second one after the air squats, I got on the treadmill. and I was like,

like, just really trotting. Were you just quivering? Brutal. God damn. Yeah. Yeah. I was like speed, not speed walking because that conjures a different.

I was like truly like zombie shuffling for the first quarter mile. Well, that's awesome. That's awesome. You still are giving it. You're all under, especially with a failing body. You know what it hurts with me?

Is besides everything. Your soul. My joints. Your soul. Dude. My joints. It's hurt now so much. We got to join the enhanced games now.

I watched the entire thing. Yes, dude. I got pretty offended. My dad was like, my dad was like, I don't like it. And I'm like, what don't you like about it? And he's like, well, it's cheating. I'm like, they're only competing against other people that are also doing steroids. So it's not cheating.

And they're competing against a couple guys who signed up without it. They were like, I'll show up there clean and beat you guys. But go ahead, clean and still beat you. Yeah. So it's like everybody knows. No one's lying now. No one's not saying they're doing steroids. And then I convinced my dad that the enhanced games rock, actually.

And he's like, really cool. Did you tell your dad? They're kind of sick. You know what you do? You lean in and you go, Dad, let me remind you, you've got enhanced lungs right now. Ooh. Yeah. But, yeah, I don't like your life.

What are those called peptides? Yeah. I hear there's peptides that really help with your joints. I'm like, well, do I do the peptides? Let's do it. We have to do them. We have to do it. I want to get on, I feel like we've covered this.

We got to get on the Wolverine stack. Are you familiar with this? What's the Wolverine stack? Because I'm in. Whatever it is, we're in. It's like two pepins. Blake, I thought you said you weren't in. He's on.

No, no. He's a follower. He's a total follower. When push comes to shove, you're not in, man. It wasn't branded as Wolverine. I'm in now. It just takes some good brand. No, you said you were in before we said Wolverine, okay?

No, he said Wolverine, I said I'm in. When push comes to shove, you're going to bitch out. You're going to bitch out. No, no, no, I'll do the Wolverine stack. Let's do it, brother. The Wolverine stack, a stack is what they call it when it's more than one peptide together, right? It's not a cocktail.

It's a stack. It sounds tougher. You have to. The Wolverine stack is two different ones that, like, make your body heal extra fast. Hence Wolverine. I need that. Power, dude.

Yep, need that. And if you heal, you can rip more muscle, get shredded faster. I got to get on this GLP 3 when it drops. The Red of Tudetor Tide or whatever, dude. What is going to happen? That's the new one. What is the red of the two type? And there's a GOP 1 is the fat drugs.

Three. So what is two and then what is three? We're on three now? Three is like ten times as strong as GLP one. And they're like in trials now. You can buy it on the internet. What? I'm not recommending anyone to do this out there, but you could.

But you could. And apparently it's just every benefit you could ever imagine. Well, let's get a doctor. Let's get a doctor. I'm serious. Let's get a doctor. Let's do the enhanced podcast. Let's get a doctor.

Yeah. Because we don't have one. No, I mean, a doctor just for this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A guy. Yeah, yeah. A guy who this is what he does. Brozark. And then Dr. Brosearch, we get him.

We get dialed in. and me and you will get fucking these muscles. By the way. Get absolutely shredded for summer. I don't even want the muscles. I think I have them somewhere under here. Yeah. I also have muscles underneath, under the layers.

Under the squish, under the flop. Some's under there. That's what Ray J. That's what Ray J said. And look at him. He's in the hospital. Okay. And it comes full circle.

And I was saying this the other day to, Emma, when I say this out loud to her, just to like plant the seed. So when I finally do it, she goes, oh, yeah, the thing he's been talking about for two years. When you know you watch a movie from the 70s and you, everyone's teeth are like gnarles, Barkley, right? Yeah. Like they're brown, they're twisted. And then you like, you're like, Merrill Street, they're perfect now.

And you go, okay, whatever. Mine too. We're going to, in 10 years or 20 years, people are going to watch movies from like 10 years ago and go, can you believe there's fat people? Because there's not going to be any more fat people. Yeah. God, everyone was fat and ugly. They're going to be gone.

Being fat is going to be a choice. Yeah, an option. It's you, yeah, you just go like, actually, I don't give a shit, and I'm just going to eat sausages. Because I think if you're on the weight drugs, the GOP-1s, you can't eat sausages. Yeah, you can't. You'll be, like, sick.

It's too fatty or whatever. Exactly. It makes your body go yucky, yucky. That does suck. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a huge hit. I don't know if I'm in anymore.

I don't know if I'm in anymore. I mean, as long as it, I feel like there are some companies, they say now, that won't insure it like they used to because it makes your productivity go down because you don't have the mechanism that makes you like work for the satisfaction of producing something or doing something. And Adam just died. Adam's lights went out. Yeah. My light went out. I blew a breaker in my office. Yeah.

My internet sucks. Adams' lights are going out. Okay. Hey, we got it. We got to call it. I'm sorry, I got to fix it. That's another episode. No take back.

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