This Is Important - Ep 304: Bodies Are Weird

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I try to stand myself as the guy who would kind of grab your groin and just sort of like fawn a little bit. You watch me fuck, young man. And luckily I'm a small jizzer, and I always have been. Buckle up. Blake, I don't understand how last week we're going to do two podcasts in a row. And but then we stopped because your internet was so bad.

How did it get worse? It's already bad. You do look murky. Yeah, it's already really bad. Yeah, it's all right. We're starting off with a whimper. Is this funny? Are you underwater?

Yeah, the soundboard is delayed. and that's just it's just all around bad. Riverside, shout out to Riverside, y'all. Hell yeah, brother. Team Riverside. And their stock plummets, plummets. It's made it infinitely harder. I did a fun thing this past weekend, guys.

I went to the big slick. Oh, hell yeah. Which is a huge thing that all the Kansas City, or a lot of the famous Kansas comedians have put together. It's Rob Regal, Dave Kekner, Jason Sadekis, Paul Rudd, Heidi Gardner. I think that's it.

I think that's it. And then they invite a ton of their famous friends or whatever. And they raise, it's gotten bigger every year than this year we raised, I say we, like I'm actually a part of it. I just went there and drank beer. But they raised 4.2

million dollars. Whoa. The local children's hospital. Yeah. Children's mercy. That's pretty fucking kick. That's a huge. That's a huge.

Dude. Bad ass. That's way huge. Is this kosher to ask? Did you donate? I did. Oh. Your time and your money.

Hell yes, brother. Didn't it. Time am a money. I love that. And was I the first celebrity to to jump up and donate? Yeah, it was, guys.

Yeah. Did they say afterwards? Sadaica's like, dude, you did not have to do that. But then did his, I don't know if it was his sister, one of their sisters, because it's all their family that runs it. They were like, hey, thanks for, thanks for doing that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks for doing that.

That's really cool of you, Adam. And then a bunch of people joined it. We could have done with it in like U.S. currency and not this weird, strange Bitcoin. Yeah. Yeah. I said, you had to be in. Binance. Trump currency or whatever is.

Oh, no. You gave him the Trump coins. Yeah. It has to be in this. It's as good as gold. I have to get rid of this. It's as quickly as gold, baby. As quickly as possible.

That's wild, because I remember being at, like, the Super Bowl, and Riggle was like, we're as good as going, me and Durs, but that- Did I say Rob Riggle? I think I started with Riggle, right? Yeah, you did, you did. But he had mentioned that maybe we were going to get the invite, but perhaps lost in the mail. No, no, no, no, no, no. It wasn't maybe we were going to get the invite.

It was, it was you guys are invited. Oh, well, then you guys should have. We should have gone. I don't know why you didn't come then. What the hell? Apparently, then you got to give money? I don't know. You don't have to.

You absolutely don't have to. They very much just want you guys there, having a good time. People see you there. They get a little excited or whatever, you know. Can I tell you something? That is the problem. Is that... Go off.

Celebrities think just showing up is enough. Well, you can give. Sure. When really, the point is, as someone is married to somebody works in nonprofit, and, like, in L.A., celebrities do believe that it's just enough to show up, when in reality it's like, you're also super rich and can give money.

And a lot of the times they're like, well, isn't my presence of present? And Adam did. Adam was the first one. Well, sometimes celebrities are much less rich than you think they are. Right. It depends on the level of celebrity. But yeah, I would say for the most part,

you can give a little something. You know what? Yes, it does depend on the level. But by and large, if you're worth the like, yeah, I'll be there to like spread the word. Spread the wallet open. I'm saying? Spread the wallet.

Spread those legs. Those wallet legs. Those wallet legs. That's true. And you know, I think that maybe we've stumbled into something here. I feel like I didn't word it correctly. And Adam, again, as always, thank you. Thank you.

It's not about opening your wallet. Spread those wallet legs. Spread those wallet legs. Spread those wallet legs. And let the bills fly out. Spread those wallet legs. And give me some of that. Wet, wet, fuck cash.

Yeah. If you could give, that's why it's slick. And it was, it was sick. It was at T-Mobile Arena. Cachama. Pat Mahomes was there. He was throwing out footballs to people in the crowd. It was fucking tight.

He's not throwing out dollar bills, though. What the hell? Come on, dude. Spread those wet legs. I don't know if he did. You know, it's not about who did and who didn't, but he's, he was spread. Those wallet legs by throwing footballs out. Dude, people were spending so much money.

I was like, oh my God, Kansas City. It was crazy. I love Casey. And I think this is, it was all during the show. So, you know, it's kosher. To hang out with Heidi Gardner for a day in Kansas City. It went for, no, it went for $75,000. And then she was like, I'll do it.

Two people were fighting over it. She's like, I'll do two days. So then it's a hundred, 50 grand. A sleepover? To just like hang out with her during the day. Yeah, yeah. Well, the point is not the reward, right? It's just like it's, it's putting the money into the children's hospital.

What is it again? Well, sure, yes. That's right. Children's Mercy Hospital. Thank you. It goes to all these slick little kids. They're slippery. Yeah.

And the money goes towards washing the oil off of them. Apparently it started off as a, I had a lot of questions about big slick. Like, what is that? Why? Why this name? This is a strange name. Apparently it's a, I don't know enough about poker, but it's a poker terminology. And it started off as like a celebrity poker game.

But then Harrah's or whoever was like, well, we have to take a big if you're going to do a charity event at our casino. We have to take some of it. And they were like, well, we're not going to give you. This is all supposed to go to the hospital. And they're like legally, they'd lose their gaming license or whatever. So what is this whole event? I'm sorry, I guess I don't know what it all is. It's a poker tournament, it's a hangout.

What is it? It's no longer a poker tournament. They've gotten rid of that. The cards are gone. So essentially now we used to, I've done it, this is my second time. I did it in like 2018, so it's been a long time. But they play a celebrity softball game at Kaufman Stadium at the Royal Stadium. Oh, right.

And then the next night they do this huge event. which is at T-Mobile Stadium. Yeah, look massive. Yeah, it's like, you know, it's like a giant, just a giant basketball stadium. And then it's just a show. Like people did stand-up. My friend Sarah Tiana did stand-up.

Our buddy Adam Ray did stand up. People, the bands played. The whole guys, they came out, they did different bits. This magician did this insane thing. Where the whole guys. Where they gave us eggs and made us smash them on our face. but they were they were like a hole um hard-boiled the hole guys they were hoare yeah they were hard hole i'm sensing the theme and so we're smashed and i i hit mine i think i'm going to be

riddled with egg yolk right and it was hard-boiled yoke on your face the next one was was yoke and then uh johnny knoxville was there and then he smashed his egg into sam levine's nut sack Poor guy, like, went down, was in a lot of pain. And then he goes back... And then Sam goes backstage afterwards. Yeah. Because he was, you know, I mean, in front of... Every many 5, 8,000 people was just rocked in the nuts.

And we're speaking kind of inside baseball right now. Everyone in Hollywood knows Sam Levine's nuts are fucking huge. So, like, to do that. Big swinging dick. Sam Levine, you know, you might recognize him from, like, freaks and geeks. Yeah. And he's been in a ton of stuff. You would recognize him if you'd like to do that.

looked him up, but Johnny Knoxville rocked him in the nuts, and he, like, went down, like, hit him very hard, and he was totally unexpected. That's the big slick of it, oh, baby. Right, right. And then Sam goes backstage, rocks Johnny and the Nuts. Oh. Gist. Like, not in front of the audience.

Rocks him. And again, inside baseball, another thing you've got to know is this dude is filled with rage. Yeah, dude. Well, I mean, imagine. I don't even know him, but the rumor mill. No, dude, I know Anders Holm. And if someone rocked Anders Holm in the nuts, you'd get back. You would rock them back.

You would rock them back. That's crazy, man. So there's like beef backstage. I don't know if I would. I don't know. I'm not sure if I would or not. But Sam did backstage. It was awesome.

In the context of like, hey, this is fun in games. Like, there's a chance that you go, all right, okay. Like, I know what we're doing here. Yeah. But so maybe I wouldn't do it backstage. Yeah. I'd wait one year. and on the eve of the anniversary.

That's right. On the next big slick. Then, on the next big slick. I would start it off really so like, hey man, like, God, how are you doing? I haven't seen you for a year. Like, I heard. I'd hold him. He wouldn't even do that.

He would like set a car bomb when he turns ignition. And then that day he just got. That father's him. Yeah. You pack it full of like nails and like glass and when it explodes. Like anyone who's even around him as a friend dies. I guess I'm seeing why Ders isn't in the new Jackass. But the fact that Johnny Knoxville just gets away with with rocking people in the nuts,

because I don't think they knew each other that well besides like. But it's like getting, it's like getting wrickled. You know what I mean? He's like, look at you. You fucking da-da-da. And you go, I got wriggled. It's an honor. Yeah, I guess.

I guess so. But instead of just like a funny slam, someone punches you in the nuts. So instead of just like a put. down or something or like a funny joke. It's just the 2026 or 2003 version. Yeah, it's the dumber version of it. Yeah. It's kind of cool to stamp yourself

as the person who gets to hit everybody in the testicles. That's cool. That's a cool badge to put on yourself. And it's not like he hasn't put himself in harm's back. But imagine it's cool that it's Johnny Knoxville because he came out with multiple movies about doing just that. And he also takes a lot of pain himself. So, you know,

Oh, yeah. And he took it. He took it backstage and, like, you know, there wasn't a fight. Didn't break out. He was like, oh, I had that coming and he laughed about it. A real recognized real situation. Yeah. Yeah.

But imagine if you just knew that guy in college. Yeah. And he's like he's actively trying to stamp himself as the guy that punches everyone in the nuts. That guy sucks. Yeah, that's not the best friend. Adam, you're talking about 50 to 60% of young men. Yeah. I mean, like, let's be honest here.

But I don't know if you're trying to. stamp yourself as the guy that, I mean, not, we, we weren't hitting each other. I mean, you might do like a little nut tap or like a, you know, something, but like. To brand yourself as the guy. Like, just to grab and like sort of like, just kind of like a. We would just sort of grab. Yeah, we would just sort of. We would just sort of.

We would do. We wouldn't hit each other. We would just kind of grab. Lightly squeezed. Like caressed. Yeah. I'm stamping this. Remember when we would do who could get who harder first?

Oh, that classic. That classic. So it wasn't violent when we did it. One of our funniest. Remember when I tried to stamp myself as the guy? I tried to stamp myself as the guy who would like kind of grab your groin and just sort of like, just sort of fondle it a little bit. I remember that when you did that. Yeah.

Hey, Blake, we're leaving. Blake, we got to go. I'm trying to stamp myself. Yeah, I remember when you did that for sure. Hold on. Yeah. Let me stamp you real quick before you go to the movies together. Actually, I can stamp you.

The guys are in the car, Blake. I can stamp you at the movies if you want. Here, take my number. Maybe we'll stamp. I'm just stamping my boys. I was stamping. If you just bumped the phones together, what year was this? If you bump the phones together, the numbers exchanged.

Oh, yeah, that was... By the way, I tried to do that again this weekend. Someone was like, hey, let me give you my info. And we, like, press phones together. It still has yet to work. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't.

It doesn't. My tech ghost just does not allow that to happen. But is your, what's it called on? I think you got to have anirdrop on. Yeah, it's always on. Whoa. Disaster, my guy. I'm always trying to get.

You heard it here first. If you're on an airplane with this motherfucker, get in there. You heard it here first. Adams AirDrop is on. Send away. It's always on. But guess what? It never works.

So good luck. It's on. My wife has looked. She's like, it's not on. And then she looks. She's like, well, it's on. I don't understand it. And it's my tech ghost.

And it haunts me to this day. So there must be, there's probably a weird, like, folder of stuff on your phone where it's just a bunch of, like, porn. It's not that weird. There's got to be a lot of weird stuff that's been airdrop to you. It's just people's expressions, but I guess to you, that's weird. Yeah, it's not that weird. I think air dropping is underrated. It needs to be used more. What a great invention. You know what? I loved the bit from the movie that we produced, the package on Netflix. If you haven't seen it, check it out. Very, very funny movie. Jake Samanski directed it.

That was one of my favorite bits where the kid pulls up outside and he's waiting for his friend to come in the car and he like air drops porno on the TV screen. Yeah, yeah. It was a big L. And then the dad is screaming like, how do you turn it off?

Yeah. Get it off! Get it off! He's like trying to cover the younger kids' eyes and stuff. Yes, that was a big laugh. That was a big laugh. That movie's fun. That movie was very, it was...

And a run and a gun. Yeah, I mean, they really, they really shot it quickly, but it looked great and... I meant like, store like it's just the movie like it's like oh sure it moves really fast it's a straight romp baby also yes it's very tight production well yeah i mean i just remember like they they had to do it very quickly and also like it was all outdoors in the canadian wilderness in canadian wilderness squamish

beautiful squamish beautiful beautiful squamish and if you haven't seen it it's about a crew that goes camping they get a little twisted little sick little twisted and somebody cuts their dick off by accident. Accidental. He was slicing, as one does, he was slicing his piss with his butterfly knife. Yes, of course, of course. We've all been there. You stamp that.

That's your thing. If anyone, and I'm glad we were the producers on that, because I feel like any other production company. Absolutely. Or any other producers would have been like, they're going to have some notes. There has to be a better reason he cuts his dick off and we're like, shut up, stop right there. Right. TRIPS, falls.

this, but this is actually character-based. Yeah. He's drunk. No, no, no. He's cutting his piss. He's just kind of chopping at his urine. He gets airlifted. He gets airlifted out of there, which is, you know, a miracle.

They're like, okay, it's going to be fine, but they forget his dick. And so now the movie's about getting the dick to their friend who's been airlifted and these guys are stranded in squamish. Yeah, great. Do they get it to him? Maybe. It's a ticking cop. That's right.

As you would say. In Hollywood, they say ticking clock. But on this movie, it's a ticking cock. Yes, points. Yes. Now that'll get you. Classic, classic movie. Are you on like a 10-second delay, Blake?

My soundboard is, is my voice? No, but I'm hearing myself after myself. Oh, that's awesome, dude. I love it. No, sir, I don't like it. I love that. I love that about us. I don't know what's happening.

Usually it's Anders with the bad connection, but today Blake is taking the cake. I don't know. I think there's some construction next door. Maybe that's interfering with the airwaves. Who knows? That shouldn't. Who knows?

That shouldn't. It's never your fault. No, no, no, for sure. I'm passionate about it. It's the fact that you didn't spend like an extra $8 a month to get the high speed. I absolutely pay the highest price. The highest price. We have.

There's a lot of good stuff on Netflix lately. I've been diving. into the crime dramas. I sent you guys that picture of that dude from the worst ex ever. Did you get my text? That dude who has like the Joker face? It's not seeming real. He was called the Deadpool killer. I don't believe so. And you are Blake. Your name's Blake. Yes. And I usually text to the TII group chat. Easier. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got it. I haven't watched it. It's worth watching. It's worth a watch. I mean, I think it's pretty cool. You know, because the first thing you said was that...

Is it instructional or... What's a big takeaway? What's the premise of... I've never heard of this. I don't know anything about this. How many doors on his dungeon? Worst X ever? It's a TV show...

Pretty self-explanatory? Yeah, it's like every episode and it is the worst possible X ever because they usually turn out to be like a killer or something. Oh. So this guy, this guy like went on a killing rampage. Yeah. But the thing that's kind of odd about the guy

is he's like pretty hot. So like when he was in prison, like heck of chicks just started to like. They have to be photogenic for the show. What's up with like people falling in love with with killers in prison? Like really, really getting hot and steamy over it. Blake, we can't get into it, but they have bad role models. Their fathers were also.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The people that like them, uh, it's science. They're broken. Yeah. So, you know, there's a lot of broken, sad people. Yeah. And maybe they can all put the pieces together. I mean, why do you love serial killers so much?

Yeah. So, you know, there's reason. I like it on a psychological level. I find it to be intriguing, like, the character study of it all. But I don't think I would ever fall for like if I saw like a really hot babe in, like on the news for being a killer that I'd be like, oh, I want to pursue a relationship with a person who's in prison for life. I don't go there. Well, I agree. I don't think that, I mean, because you have a partner and you, you know, you have children.

Sure. I think you're established in your life. And also, you have a real career. I think if you were in the basement. Blake, Adam, Blake didn't consider any of that. Hold up. Which is insane to me. Cool.

And says something about him. I think if you were living in the basement, if you were a basement dude. Yeah. In the way that we all have, we all know some friends that are basement dudes. maybe, I think out of the three of us, maybe you'd fall in love with a... No, how could you... I mean, I would get catfished. That's what would happen to me.

Right. I know you guys are right. I don't think I'd fall in love. I'd get catfish. I know you're correct in saying that, like, yes, they have bad role models or whatever, but to know that someone is in jail for killing people they were, like, partners with, and you still want to pursue a relationship with that person. Like, where do you think that relationship's going to end up?

Dude, it's women want to change guys. We know chicks. We know chick. I can fix them. We do. We do. She looks at this guy goes, he's pretty cute. He just needs somebody to fix him and that's me. Oops, I just, I just solved the life.

I just got stabbed. The riddle of all the time. Yeah, I don't know what it is. It's women who might have insane upbringings who go, I recognize that. I actually like that. I like crazy people. Or they're just like, like, super horror fans and they're like

this is as close as I can get to dating Michael Myers. Maybe, dude, there's some really weird people out there. There are, people are strange. There's some really fucked up weird people. Dude, have you ever like hung out with somebody from like work back in the day and they do something or say something that makes you go, that's the last time we're hanging out? Yeah, that's it.

You just, uh, where you're just like, huh, you drop this interesting looking pipe I've never seen. before, you go, that's it. I think I'm out. No, sir, I don't like it. See, that's the difference is they drop like interesting looking pipes and then I just became better friends with them. Sure. Yeah, I'm like, what up, dude?

Let me hear the toe. I forgot. That's the answer. Yeah. Yeah. But you hear somebody say something or do something and you're just like, I think we're on two different wavelengths. Absolutely. Right. Like, maybe you go to lunch with them and in the car. And you, and that person goes and finds somebody else who says the same shit, does the same shit, and then, you know, they go rob a bank.

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absolute weirdo freak you are. There's someone out there that's just as weird. That's just as much of a freak. Thank you, internet. Like someone that just collects all their toenails in jars. You're a monster. And has just like a wall of them. Wait, what's in the jars?

Toneals. Toneals or hair. I don't even think that's crazy. I think my brother had a toenail collection when he was a kid. Oh, why? Why? Uh-huh. What is that why? But that checks out.

That is nasty. I don't know. He was like eight years. He was like eight years old. What? Okay. I mean, if you're a kid, you do weird shit. Collect pennies.

I mean, I didn't do that necessarily, but sure, kids do weird stuff. Shout out, bro. But like, as an adult, if you have a wall of your toenail clippings. A wall. That's weird. Right, right, right. With, like, the date written underneath each one of them. Yeah, it's just like a lot of mason jars filled.

Here's my thing. You guys presented your arguments for why. a person could fall in love with this person. But here's what I'm saying. I think that this guy is so hot that women are willing to overlook his murder because they want to score such a hot dude. Like he now has like, he has that. So now he's, he's like down a few pegs.

He's accessible. You are saying something almost no woman has ever said. Dude, you don't know chicks. I'm telling you. I'm telling you, you women. I think I do. I think this guy is so hot. You don't.

way. There are so few women that give a fuck about how you look. That's right, dude. That's right. Women, for the most part. This guy. You have to watch this episode because... Do you know what my teeth looked like when I met my wife? Well, no, but your wife was

looking, loved your intellect. Your, your razor sharp wit, right? I was going to say rapist wit, but that... My rapist sharp wit. But this is what we're saying, though. That's one way to get it. Women, for the most part, don't care so little about, you know, you don't want to, an absolute troll, but I think

men are way more vain when it comes to stuff like that. That's kind of what this episode was about was like, this guy was so hot that he could get away with the most like nefarious stuff. Resend this photo. I'm looking. I don't see this photo. Here's what I'll say. I'll say he probably, I'm saying he's hot, okay?

He's probably a fan. He's super hot. And with this photo, Todd. With being a 10, he's found a way to navigate. Here, he's right here. So he's a 7. Now, he didn't have like these face tattoos. That guy's at 10.

He didn't have these face tattoos. We all, guys, we all know somebody who's super hot, who walks through life with confidence in a way. Get away with murder. It's not that they get away with things. It's that they put people at ease because they're welcomed everywhere because of how they look. Well, and that's right. I think if you're super hot, you get a, you walk into a room and, and people go,

Can I stamp you? They, they almost want to, uh, they want you to like them. Yeah. Right. Right. And it's more often guys than it is women. Women notice them. They go, oh, there's that guy.

Okay. He's attractive. Hot, hot, hot, hot. But they also need to get like behind that. They need to find out if this guy's a psychopath or not. I'd like to get behind it. This is important. I'd get behind it.

Hey, and also Blake. What? Blake. What? The fact that you said this guy, I'm looking at the photo right now, this guy is a 10. He's hot, bro. No, dude, a 10 is Brad Pitt. This guy is a, I mean, I don't know, seven.

That's Chad Pitt. He's an eight. Give him eight. Give him eight. Maybe eight. I don't know. He's a good looking fellow. I mean, the goatee is throwing me off.

That's a bad looking thing. Wait, go tea. There's no doubt in my mind. That guy's cock is. huge. Oh, yeah. Yeah, whatever that hair, whatever that hair is. Not the, not the, not the, the, uh, the stitches, the tattoo stitch mouth thing, that's not throwing you for a little. No, I like those.

Mm-hmm. Okay. No, those are, no, I like those. Yeah. The tattoos can stay. Is that goatee is what's throwing me out. He has the, the, the Joker smiles. If that's what he has on his face, yeah. If that's what he has in his face, I don't want to know what's on the rest of the body, dude. Yeah, if you're willing to put, like, You know he's got like razor blades on his dick and shit. You know, his nuts are like a pumpkin. Oh, yeah. And the dick is a gourd.

And it's a whole Halloween. He has a Thanksgiving themed fucking cock and balls. That is fucking cool. Yeah, it's coming out of one of those like... It's a nightmare before Christmas themed. Yes, thank you. He's just dick. You know my favorite time of year is October and November.

And I think you're going to find out why. You're going to love my... pumpkin patch. Here comes Halloween. Here comes Halloween. Why don't you take a little trip to the pumpkin patch, baby? Hey, Blake, did here comes Halloween deserve a point or what's going on? Oh, yeah.

Here comes Halloween. Very good, very good. I'm so confused by points these days. No, no, that's worth points. Absolutely. Blake just doesn't, he doesn't remember to give them out. Sorry, I was laughing too hard. I was having such a good time with it all that I forgot.

about the board. My bad. We don't need you to have a good time. We need you to tally. Goodbye. Part of me doesn't even think you were laughing. You were just stuck visualizing it. You were gone. You were there.

You were like, what would it look like? Here comes Halloween. Yes, I am definitely thinking about a guy with orange balls, which would be pretty cool. If you could choose your testicle color, like fluorescent orange, like pumpkin, orange balls, I think it would be pretty rat. I think that's a SCD.

I think that has to be Right Some sort of You caught something Well, okay And these are shade These are shaved You don't want them purple

Is that an SDD? I don't know Ball color I don't know all the SDDs I only know the one that I Uh oh Weir Yep

The only one I deal with I don't think there's anything That changes The hue of your testicles Maybe they turn purple Or red What does gonorrhea do? What does gonorrhea do?

What does Ghanaia do? What does Ghana What does gonorrhea do? I guarantee you it's in the chat. Isaac, what does gonorrhea do? He's from the 80s, right? That's when everyone had it. Oh, dude, it depends.

Are you talking about 80s gonorrhea? Because, I mean, I told you guys the story about when my jizz was green. Yeah. It's science. Did you want to circle back on that? Yeah, I mean, it's fine. I'll talk about it. But I've told the story, and I was jizzing, and it was green.

and it looked like snot. It was terrifying. I thought I had a horrific STD and went to the doctor and I did not. Did you just drink a bunch of Kool-Aid? And it was just like an infection. He was like, oh, yeah.

And then my doctor, Dr. Brosearchs, was like, the body's weird. And I'm like, yeah. Is it real? Bro. For sure. Uh-huh. For sure it is.

The body's weird. I'm going to need a second bro opinion. The body's weird, dude. The body's weird, dude. Did this... Did this appointment take place on the back of a jet ski? Yeah, this dude... While it was going 40.

You got Nickelodeon gags seeping out of your unit, and he just said the body is weird. It was terrifying, because I... And then you're looking it up, and you're like, I think I'm dying. I don't know. Nothing here says green jizz. Look at the Irish.

It was a terrifying experience. But it was, yeah, luckily it was during St. Patrick's Day. So I just used it. Oh, yeah, that's cool. Luck of the Irish to you. It was the luck of the Irish. I used this as admittance into Tom Bergen's. Sure.

That's how I got in. Damn, man. Right this way, sir. Look at the Irish. Right this way. How many loads? How many loads? Since we're circling back.

Okay. Is this a one load and doctor visit? Yeah, it was just like a... You were like, let me get this out of my system. And on the 10th load, you're like, doctor? It was two weeks. Two weeks of busting. And then I was jerking off...

You were ghost busting. I was... Is that point? I was looking... I was looking... Yeah, okay, so... Such a sexually transmitted infection like gonorrhea. Hmm.

Okay. Body's weird, body's weird. Body's weird, man. Todd, if you could just write in the chat, the body's weird. Well, in about a week and a half, I went to the doctor. I did not have chlamydia or gonorrhea.

And he just said, I have, you had some sort of bacterial infection, but it wasn't, it didn't hurt. That was the weird thing. It was like you'd think it would burn or like. Is it possible that he couldn't read or pronounce the words chlamydia or gonorrhea? And then so he just said, like,

the body's weird. Yes. Well, I mean, we're joking, right? But it wasn't in the Ozarks. It was, and I know there's real doctors in the Ozarks, but we joke about Dr. Brossark. It was a real doctor, okay? He was a real doctor that I would go to.

You trust doctors. It's science. I'm a science guy. I trust, I trust doctors. You always have me. Did you do any research on your own? Yeah, I think I must have looked up this and thought I had gonorrhea or something,

and then was pretty terrified. and then went to the doctor, and he was like, he's like, nah, dude, you don't even have that. The body's weird, though. You're chill. So here's my question. Doesn't hurt weird color, but let's say you're shooting like six feet. Okay.

You skip the doctor. You skip the doctor visit? See, that's, I... You join only fans? Yeah. I don't. I do not want to ever in my life. And luckily, I'm a small jizzer, and I always have been.

I wouldn't want that. Okay. I would not want that. Newsflash. That is not what I expected. No, I'm not a large jizzard. Okay. This just in.

I'm not. Not a shooter. You, um, okay. Not a shooter. No. What if you like, you know, you're, you're not a large jizzard. And I can tell you're serious because there's just, there isn't a smile or a smirk about this. Because what we're talking about.

I'm not. But, okay. What if you had a really small amount that shot really far? Like a, like a spitball. kind of thing. Like a wad. Oh, it's like a, it's like a BB gun. Yeah, kind of like a, yeah, like an airsoft rifle.

Tink? Well, it's not that small. I think it's just a... Wait, any gun. It's like a... Well, no, I mean, a gun, there's like a real bullet. You know, that's... I'm talking the tiniest, it's a BB.

We're being very exact. Yeah. Yeah, we're being very exact here. Please, Ders. Yeah. Yeah, Ders. Geez, what the fuck. No, yeah, of course.

The scientists are talking. Go ahead. I was like a more of a gun. Spitball, but go ahead. Okay, almost pitball can be fucking huge. I'm saying more of it. I'm saying like a... Talk to BB gun, airsoft.

Not for you, apparently. Well, it's not a crazy... It's not like I'm worried about the amount that I have. We all are, sure. You know, it's just not a... It's never been... A gumbo pot.

It's never been a large amount. When people say, when I first heard the term shooting ropes, I did not even understand what that meant. Do you remember where you were? I do love the idea you looking around going, I know, right? Do you remember where you were?

Do you remember where you were? Do you remember the exact time? Yeah, I was in my buddy, Ryan Jonica's basement. Someone said it, and you're like, oh my gosh. I just looked around. I was pretty terrified. You thought it was like an S&M reference? People were like tying people up or something?

Yeah, I honestly, I don't. I don't remember. Or you thought it was grappling hooks? You thought they were talking about like grappling hooks or harpoon guns or something? Yeah, like I thought they were talking about grappling hooks. Shut the fuck off. Blake Anderson, ladies and gentlemen, he always has to take the grappling hook.

Shut the fuck. You're regular ropes. It's got to be something. The ninja uses to scale a golden. Honestly, have you ever used a grappling hook before in your life? No, but you know who gave me a grappling hook is Scotty Landis, our buddy Scotty for my birthday a handful of years ago. He gave me a grappling hook.

That's fucking cool. It is. It was very cool. It was a cool gift. He was like, I just wanted to get you something that you wouldn't buy for yourself. And that's a very, he's a funny guy. That was a funny thing to say. There's a funny gift to give.

Yeah. And true. Yeah. I'm not using it as much as I wanted to because immediately I was like, I got a grapple. And then it's just, it just never really happened. Sure. Yeah, you used stairs. It also probably, there's no way it works as well as it does in the movies.

I mean, of course, this is all like from the 90s when Ninja Corps was like, like grappling hooks. Motherfuckers would just throw them on top of buildings and they would just hook. They just worked. I bet you could throw it 10 times and it wouldn't even do that. I don't think they're as efficient as... Well, it depends on where you're throwing. And I think if you're going to grapple,

you've got to know where to grapple, and where to hook, honestly. I think you're underestimating grappling hooks. Yeah. I understand we were all raised in an era where grappling hooks were made to be unstoppable, pretty much. We all know you throw it up. It lands.

Right. You slowly pull till it catches. You give a nice tug-tug. And then you put your entire weight on it and you climb up stories. 10 to 20 stories. Easy. And Blake, I want to thank you for quickly pivoting off the amount of jizz that comes out of my penis. Yeah, I'm trying.

He's doing my best. I will get back because imagine if your jizz, you shot it and it hardened and then it could grapple on to things. So you had like a Spider-Man web a web dick. You have Spider-Man's powers, but it all comes out of your penis. Would you take that? Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying is I wouldn't want a large amount. It seems like no, that doesn't benefit anyone.

Of course it does. It doesn't benefit. The girl does not like that. She doesn't like it. Come on, man. She does not like it. She likes serial killers and she likes a load. Yeah, I guess if you, maybe it's the same person, they don't like it.

She likes a Joker tattoo on the face. on the guy's face, and she likes being painted. On the other side of the coin, for you when you're home alone, and you're just taking care of business yourself, the cleanup on aisle jizz, it's enormous. No, thank you. No, thank you, dude. No, thank you.

Sometimes you're like, whoa, actually today's turning around. You know, started off kind of rough. It's a bagel. Some didn't go my way. You know what? Let me just, hey, look at that. Well, I guess I have to weigh, Todd just sent to link, I guess I have to weigh my jizz because he's saying I have a thing called hyposphermia, where a man has unusually low ejaculate, less than 1.5 milliliters. So I don't know the amount.

I don't know how much a milliliter is by weight. Yeah. How could you? Which is a semen volume. You've never. is the opposite of hyperspermia, which is a semen volume of more than 5.5 mililiters. So some of those porn guys, they have a condition.

Can we circle back to my favorite story of yours? The Peter North story? Oh, the Peter North where I ran into him at the gym. Yeah. How old are you? This has been brought to you five. I know a lot. Low boost.

I think I must have been like 18 or 19. 18 years old, just moved to California, working out at the gym. you see somebody who you just can't put your finger on, but you know is a well-known celebrity hero, somebody you've looked up to. But I could, I did not know who he was. And instead of just calling it a day,

hitting the locker room, and then going home, you go, this is my chance. I'm going to get in Hollywood by befriending this guy who I just, just can't identify, but I know is somebody, a mover and a shaker in the industry? He is. And you approach him how and where?

In the gym? In the gym? Yeah. But like, is he on an elliptical? Is he bench and does he decline, incline? Is he doing pull-ups? No, he was on a bench, and he was doing the thing where you... He had a tank top on.

And were you... Oh, yeah. So he's on the bench is here, and then you're... you're curling it down like that. I don't know exactly what that's called. A preacher curl? Yeah, but it's not.

Like there's a thing under his arms? Yes, yes. He's on the top of the bench, but he wasn't like a full preacher curl like with both with on a bar, with one arm preacher curl. A one arm, a one arm preacher curl on an incline bench. And I can't remember exactly.

I can't remember exactly what I said. I just knew that I knew him. And I came up to him and I'm like, How do I know you? How do I recognize you? The best. Can you imagine being in porno and having people come up to you and go, how do I know you?

And your answer is probably nine times out of ten, not what they want to hear or what they're thinking. Right. They think you're going to be like, I'm the henchmen from speed. And you have to see speed. I was one of the henchmen. Yeah, for sure. Right, or whatever.

Like, I was a diehard. I was the guy. behind the monitors. What movie were you in? I've seen you in a bunch of things. What was it? I actually really... You watch me fuck, young man.

And you just go... That's right. That's right. That's right. And you watch everybody walk away. Like, who sticks around to go, yeah, yeah. So like, do you live around here? Like, who sticks around?

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Okay. And we, there was like a pickup basketball game. And we, like, we're kind of waiting for them to set up a shot. And we just were all watching the pickup basketball game. And then this guy is sitting there And he comes over to us and he's talking to us With his accent, we're like And all three of us were like

Okay dokey. Huh? And then he goes Uh-huh. And we're like, oh. And he goes, Shhh. Yeah.

And we all were like, he's a porn star, right? He ran full sprint. Like, Narazoo. He's so handsome. Oh, my God. Oh. Are you, did you click on the link?

Blake would say this man is a perfect tent. Wait a minute. Oh my gosh. He looks like messy. Yeah. He looks like the soccer player messy. That's what you look like when he's done with you. Yeah.

Okay. He should definitely do a porno where he's messy and he just is just painting people with, uh, he's grappling the hook. Well, I don't know if that's his thing or not. I think Peter North's thing was that he had a condition. He had hypospermia. Dude, who wrote up the Wikipedia for this guy? Because the career is super in debt. Like Ferreira became a protege of Rocco Cepredi.

Recommended him in a role of John Staglione's fashionistas, in which he made his American debut. The industry is just strange. It's kind of embarrassing how the industry. history has just turned into... This dude's career, Wikipedia is longer than mine. What the fuck, dude? People care about...

It's longer than mine. It's long. There's a lot of things about this dude that's way longer than mine. Holy shit. Yeah? In 2002, he appeared in Blockbuster hit. Snoop Dog's Hustlers, Diary of a Pimp. I got to revisit that.

I got to revisit that. And you know what's crazy? He hasn't even done that many... Well, he hasn't done that... many movies. Or I'm looking at the wards. I'm sorry. Dude, I will say,

porno is so funny. And there's a reason we've made a whole career talking about it. Because since then, he's directed several porn series, including... That's the goal.

Fucked on site. Slutty and sluggier, raw, evil anal. Evil anal. Jesus Christ. Oh, man. What the fuck, dude.

Yeah. Battle. And I like, he was like, you know what? I really I want to step away from the acting part of it and I want to sink my teeth into something

Yeah, I got to get behind the camera They get behind the lens I've got behind the actress I'm gonna I'm gonna use my talents For evil anal I've got some shots Can you want to hear something cool? He was raised

He's from France And he was raised in a place called gag name Oh my gosh So he's like I have to I have to Born into the business Oh my gosh Yes points

Can you imagine Married the Caden Cross. All right. Of course this dude, like, on his first directing debut, you know he's, like, super stoked. Do you think he's, like, going over shots and, like... He's nervous. Yeah.

Do you think he's, like, overthinking it, like, really trying to, like, get in there with some new... I think, I mean, do they have... Because as a director of television and film, you have your shot list day in and day out. And you're like, these are the shots that I want to get for this scene. Sure.

And then, you know, there's going to be moments of improvisation where you're like, you know, I want to have a little wiggle room for, so on the day I can. Literally. Welcome to the wiggle room. We're going to be shooting this upstairs in the window. I can move around and have fun with the crew. Yeah. And I wonder if he was having fun with the crew on Teen Cum Squad or banging black boxes. Yeah, yeah.

There's no doubt. Yeah, I think I remember reading something about that. And you know, he had some wiggle room on Mind Fuck and New Horrors on the Block. Do you think New Hors on the Block is like set in the 90s or something? Because that's a great idea. In the 90s? Yeah. You know what, Blake?

No. I think they were like, hey, remember new kids on the block? What about new horrors on the block? And the similarities stop there. Bullshit. You don't think Manuel. I bet they had like neon leggings or something. Yeah.

Come on, Manuel Ferreira put thought into that. I think that they just were like, that's a thing. You're giving him too much credit. No, do I hope and wish? Yes. Do I pray? Do I hope? Manuel, he's an artist.

He is. He's an artist, okay? He puts thought into everything. Blake, for my birthday, gave me a Ghostbusters porno 15, 10 years ago. And it stars Evan Stone in like the Vankman role. And I throw it on. And Evan Stone. I had to.

The pictures on the back, you're automatically curious. Yeah, you got to check it out. You got to throw it on. His Bill Murray impression, his Bill Murray impression is, like, legit. I've never seen anybody with a Bill Murray impression,

and his was very good. It's crazy. Yeah, he kind of wrote the book. And by the way, he won Avien's male performer of the year for a fifth time. Manuel. In January of 2024,

of 2014. Manuel. Yeah. So when we saw him, it probably was when he was on his absolute streak. He was on a tear. Of winning male performers. Just keep on rocking and rolling. Yeah.

God, damn. And I don't know if you guys saw this, but Ferreira and alongside Riley Steele is in an episode of Mansors titled Airplane Plain Hanger on. That's a segment. That doesn't roll off the tongue like New Holger on. on the blog. To discuss their careers for a segment, how can you become a pork-tastic porn star? That shit's important. What show? Okay.

What show can I buy the box set of? Yeah. It was called Mansors. I remember Mancers. That was just a... Was that a show on Spike or something? Mancers? Yeah, you're right. Spike.

And Spike. Don't act like you don't know. That's the safest guess of all time. Was that on Spike? And I like how when Blank... Blake is acting like he doesn't know. And that was episode seven, right? And the pork-tastic, wasn't that episode 37?

How do you become a pork-tastic? Was Mansors hosted by that blonde dude with a spiky hair? What was it? I can't, I don't fully remember. Who was hosting that one, Adam? Did it have a host? I kind of, I have a lot of tabs open over here. I've really lost it.

Mancers. I don't know. Hosted by... There was no. Yeah, I don't think they're... Really? Ward Roberts. How did it work?

AI. I don't think I ever watched Mancers and I feel freaking terrible for that. I got a feeling if we'd watched it, we'd be different guys. By the way, it garnered an average of 1.1 million viewers. Sure.

That's a lot. Yeah, it was the glory days. Yeah, those guys are on old. Only fans now. That was a lot for basic cable television back in the day. Spike was running it. Have you guys been on X lately?

On X? Like fucking Twitter? No. I've completely abandoned it at this point. I think if anyone sends me a link, by the way, somebody sent me like a very safe link, like funny video of like a group of like middle school boys

who the game is they fill their mouths as water and then they pull something out of their backpack that they brought to scroll. that's supposed to make somebody else laugh, and it's like miscellaneous objects, very wholesome. I watch that, I go, oh, that's cool. I would have loved to do that or, like, tell my kid to do that. I swipe up, and then it's just like,

famous Chinese influencer falls off building after being caught in bed with, like, woman. He's, like, holding on to the side of the building, like, you know, a fucking, like, cheater type dude. With a grappling hunt? Falls, and then you just hear the splat. And I'm like, X. Oh.

I'm good. Hey, X is always going to give it to you. That's how they make their money. And you go on the comments section because you're just like, what are people thinking, they love it. They love it. They love it. It's crazy. I'm not, I'm not on X.

I've fully given up on X giving it to me. I only go on when someone sends me a link and I'm like, what is this? And then you're there. Who is still on X? Who is still doing that? I feel like that is a lot of people. A lot of people. And dude, it's all the worst.

It's just like, and I look, I'm beating a dead horse, which I saw that video too. I've said this before. Very good. I'm, it's all garbage. And the people on there and the comments are just garbage comments. It's crazy.

Yeah, it's, the fucking anger on there and like the, I don't even know what. Who goes there to like watch their news? That's a lot of it is people watching like, their favorite guy who covers news or gal who covers news fucking i don't know i don't know it's it's very strange i think even i think even at that point like it's not a good source for news either it's it's just completely lost the plot it's lost the plot over there it's wild dude people love it i wonder if we will see a time i i wonder if we will see a time when like social media

is less relevant, like if it will ever go away. It feels like it's fading slightly, but maybe I'm just like on the old apps, and I don't know. I think we're getting old and the TikTok is running strong, and the algorithms are just getting better

and stronger. And it's going to know what you want before you want it, and it'll just feed. Okay, like what about like the stuff like because there are the government, is taking steps to sort of like prevent kids from being on social media. But do you think that that, that if they don't get their hooks in you by the time you're 16, maybe it will lead to people being like, oh, I don't need this as part of my life.

I realized. Dude, there wasn't social media when we were 16. So the hooks were not in us. But it was something new. We were all addicted. It's something that like evolved with us. We weren't thrown into this like. tornado of what it is, is like has become something way less pure.

Right. Like, originally it was kind of sick. Like TV existed before we were born and we were just like, yeah, there's TV. Yeah. Well, sure. Yeah. And it was just like, hey, top eight. I'm going to put all my friends in the top eight.

Or then someone would put like, I'm just going to put different Spider-Man accounts. How crazy is that? Yeah. Social media was a form of like an extreme form of self-expression. Now you don't even see the people you follow. It's just a fucking hub to buy shit. That's it. Well, and that's not it, but that's the majority of it.

The wildest thing I was saying about the other day is that, like, you can now see anything on the internet, right? Yes. Whatever you want to see, something you've never even thought of. You can find it on fucking anywhere. And yet, AI is creating even crazier, wilder stuff. Like, we can already find it all. And yet somehow we click on, like, I'm like, is that a fucking dolphin in a hallway of? of high school?

Dude, my dad showed me a video the other day and he didn't, for whatever reason, he just didn't put it together that it was AI because he doesn't know to question everything at this point. Right, right. Now there's a little tab. So he shows me this video, he goes, Jesus Christ, look at this.

And I'm like, what? And he's watching a video of a plane coming in, landing on a aircraft carrier. But there's a helicopter. right in the middle of the runway. And the jet comes in and then quickly maneuvers up to get away from the helicopter, clips the helicopter blades, spins out. The pilot ejects himself, and he's coming back down to the on top of the aircraft carrier.

And then four speedboats are driving on top of the aircraft carrier to come get the pilot who is on the tarmac. Yeah. Okay. And I go to my dad and I go, well, it's a I. And he goes, yeah. Well, how can you tell? And I go, maybe the boats that are driving on the tarmac. And he goes, they have those now. Well, he was like, oh. Boats could have we.

Yeah, I guess so. I'm like, yeah. But dude. Yeah, I hope you would guess so. But you didn't. You didn't guess so. It's wild. Yeah. But to my point, It's like, you can see military crashes and explosions and shit. And yet we still are like, not enough. AI, make more insane. And I'm like, where do we stop? Where do we stop?

I need more slop. Who was even prompting the thing you just explained? Like, who was like, dude, you know what? I need to make a video where a fucking jet almost hits a helicopter and then speedboats come and rescue the pilot. Like, what the fuck? A teenager. Why does that have? Yeah, a teenager.

but then you'd think what was funny is he didn't get that that teenager Where's the porno in it? He didn't. Yeah. Where's Miguel Fiatta? So wait, I'm sorry.

Push the new horse on the block. Is the aircraft carrier a dick or not? I'm so confused. What these kids are doing on the internet, bro? Where's the evil anal? Yeah. Where is the evil anal?

The speedboat objected was he the come? Yeah. So is the anal? Please. It's breaking my brain here. Wholesome anal? By the way, no wonder Blake is like, this guy is super

hot. He's broken. So you didn't finish, right? So the speedboats get up to him and then they fuck each other, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. Now I understand.

Thank you. I guess I didn't stick around long enough. Yeah. Yeah, you've got to wait until the end. Yeah, that's a really good... But there is going to be a point that that they won't be those fuck-ups.

Oh, you know what I mean? Yeah, of course. They're already... And that's just like... Next year. Coming within like weeks from now that it'll be good enough. Oh, yeah.

And then it sucks. But I guess you're asking who's prompting these. The people prompting them are like, hey, I've got two hours on the couch. I'm just going to make a bunch of these. See how many hits they get and see if I can get money. Yeah. I've got to get better at that.

Like there were people doing, um, on Spotify. There were people having AI make songs and then creating AI listeners to listen to those songs repeatedly, and then they were just collecting the money. And then Spotify had to be like, wait a second. This is where we are. Crazy. There also was, like Amazon made some kind of rule that you could only publish. And then the amount was crazy, like six books a day. You could only publish six books a day. Because, and I don't know if that's the exact number, but it was a number. that you're like, well, no one, no one can publish six books a day.

Right. But they made a rule because people were publishing. R. L. Stein. Hundreds, if not thousands of books a day. And, you know, you get a mom out there who is just like, I like this author. And, you know, you get 10,000 of them and suddenly you're making a fortune selling these dumb books, these like beach read type books that are just a prompt. My kid has gotten two AI books

One from an aunt That was just like These like beautiful like squirrels that like lived in like little homes That had like fireplaces and like pictures over the mantle And like that's kind of sick Yeah But then you read it and you're like This doesn't make sense

Saying anything And then another one that was just kind of like a biopic A biopic a bio book about Some soccer player from Norway That was like And it was like bad paintings of him like scoring goals and like cheering and you're like, this is not, no one made that. My mom made a, uh, an AI book for Bo and, uh, and we didn't tell her to do this, but she did it.

And it, whatever, it's fine, gave AI a photo of Bo. Oh. Uh, so then like his, he's the character. Yeah. But they like, they would like fuck up his teeth. He'd be like smiling his teeth. Keith are all kind of fucking weird-looking. I actually heard that's kind of cool and helpful for young people.

And you're like, huh, they like, Bo doesn't have, like, really fucked up teeth. He doesn't have 1,000 teeth. And even if you did, you'd still love them, right? Even if, like, sure. Personally, I wouldn't. Oh, come on, man. You could always fix that.

You could always fix that. But maybe that's what's cool. Oh, I'm sorry, Ders. That hit home for you. That's wild. I have not explored. Because to me, that seems pretty cool. It seems pretty cool.

hitting home. That could be your book. Dude, I'm hitting it. I'm hitting it. Because I remember in the 90s growing up, like one of the coolest things was when you would get a book where you did. You sent in like your picture or like the big thing. You were born in 1984, dude. But this is when I would remember shit.

So like, remember it would be a book and it would just have your name in it and you'd be like, oh my God. This book is a story about Blake. And it was just like a plug and play thing. All my books had my brother's names in them. Anders does not know that life. I'm sorry, brother. There's no book that they wrote Anders. I'm sorry.

Because they would lose money. But, yeah. I mean, it was cool when you would go to a, whatever, a gift shop or something, and you're just at the mall with your mom, and there's like a license plate, and it says Adam. And you're like, what? No. We have to get that.

She's like, real mate. Oh, yeah. No, we don't. Ders never got to experience that. Ders never got to experience that. Ever. I'm sorry, bro. We got to get you a bunch of...

That's the biggest laugh of the pod. Yeah, laughing... Why is that the funniest thing on the podcast so far? That's the hardest I've heard Blake laugh in months. Because... Well, that is... A Blake, any takebacks?

Any apologies? I'm sorry I laughed so hard. But maybe what we should do is create a whole entire merch page of all just under specific stuff and give you, give that to you for your birthday. Just license plates, key chains, just underswagged out. That would be sick.

Well, I think now you can do that. You can print your own shit on the internet. I think you can very easily do that now. Yeah. I mean, we told Durs, or sorry, we told Isaac for months that we wanted a, before we went on the tour, that we were like, could we do a magic eye?

And I kept pitching that it's our butthole. But, you know, and I'm not sure everyone was fully on board with that. But the fact that we didn't just sell magic eye posters, and then it's just the three of us doing something stupid. I got this cool swag, but this was made just by... Made just by a guy that in Casemel. We weren't selling these. This thing's pretty damn sick.

Oh, is it? Well, neither does or I can see what you're pointing at because you're... Underwater. Up, there we go. You are fully underwater. on your screen. Am I? Oh. Tilton. Crystal. Kind of.

Clear for the viewers. Look at that. All right. Well, that, yeah, that looks kind of tight. It's like a... Was that like a little surfboard or what is that? A dude at the mall had had them made because he knew we were all going to be... Oh.

What is it? What is it? Yeah. Sick. Yeah. How fucking sick is that? Super tight. Tight.

I want to see because a lot of the, those cruises come through that Cozumel port. What are the leftovers like? because he made a bunch of them, I'm sure. He probably sold a few. No, that's made to order. He can whip them out really quick, really quick. Like, I watched him do that. Oh, okay.

But he had some already. He was just sitting on it. He had like one on display. Yeah, one on display. He probably threw that in the river or the ocean. The river? I thought we came up on a river. You know, I would like to apologize.

for mentioning my green jizz again. Chloe did mention to not mention that. She was like, maybe let's just not talk about our green jizz on the podcast. Because it is your collective now. As a unified couple. Yeah, now

I mean... Oh, sir, I don't like it. What's yours is hers? She's like, maybe we just don't talk about that kind of stuff. And I can't help it. It's who I am. I agree. I agree. You know, I'm an open book. And I will let people know that I maybe I had got a read. Ironically.

Maybe I had gonorrhea. I don't know. I don't know. But my doctor said I didn't. Yeah. And that checks out. Bodies are weird, men. Bodies are weird.

Bodies are weird. Todd, Anna, if we could just title this episode, Bodies are weird. You don't have to send us a bunch of title ideas. We got it. It's right there. Guys, yes? Yeah.

Sure. Approved. Approved. Any tapebacks, any apologies, any epic slams over here? here, boys? I'm sorry I put you on the spot about whether or not you gave money to the charity. Of course I knew that you had. I did. I did.

Of course I knew that. That wasn't a, it wasn't a thing a lot of people were doing, I think, just because there was a lot of glad-handed. Sure. So you, for like, for like four hours the night before we went to a giant party where hundreds of donors were. And you just sort of mingle and, you know, meet all these people. And so I think that was a lot of people. And does the glad-handing keep the power on of the artificial lungs that the baby might need?

Or does the cash? I honestly think it does because they gave so much money. $4.2 million. That is a lot. That's great. That's fucking cool, man. What a cool event. It's truly cool.

The big slick, shout out to them. Glad you went at them. That just sounds like an awesome cause. And to raise that much money is really cool. Absolutely. And by the way, I'm going to make sure your invitations do not get lost in the mail. They would happily have you. Yeah, we got to pull up.

It's interesting. It's interesting. I don't know why I didn't think of it. The impractical jokers were all there. They were there. I've been on that show. Come on. Yeah.

I'm a part-time joker. You saw Sal? Well, damn. I saw Sal. Hung with Sal. Dang. Hung with Mur. Hung with Q.

Oh, Q's the man. I was throwing down with those guys. Guys. Those are good. Dude, they're all great. Yeah, they're really good. Dude, it was a, dude, the gym. The gym at this hotel was fucking awesome.

At one point, it was just me, Murr, Will Forte, and Richard Kind. Oh, wow. That is a fucking crew, dude. Powerhouse. What's your, dude, the amount of weight that crew could put up. They must have. They must have. Just bang and weights.

They ran out of weight. Holy smokes. They did, dude. They're in there shooting ropes. God damn, boy. Richard Kine's a pretty strong guy. Yeah. Oh, I imagine he has a bare strength.

Stirty frame. They did a very funny bit where Taryn Killum and I think Joe LaTrulyo and Forte and Zach Levi, they come out and they're doing like a Backstreet Boys where they sing, Tell me why ain't a thing that song. And they're all doing it. And then they bring up Richard Kind to just do the Tell Me Why. So there ain't nothing but a heartache. And then Richard Kind and his classic voice goes, Tell me why. Tell me why.

Yeah. It fucking crushed, dude. I'm like, this was a great A bit. That's great. Richard Kind, man. What a legend. He's one of the best. And nobody knows us, but Kind to bars, he started those.

Really? Really? He's like worth a zillion dollars. Oh, he's most. You know, he was one of the celebrities that he was roommates with George Clooney when they were just starting out. Yeah. And as actors. Yes, that's right.

They're like best buds. They're like best buds. Such a cool deal. And when Clooney, however many years ago, 10 years ago or now, sold his tequila company for a billion dollars, he gave all of his closest friends, like, 15 of his closest friends. They took them all to dinner and then, like, brought out a plate with like the little thing to take. off for like underneath where your dinner is. And there was a check for a million dollars each. And then he paid the taxes on the,

apparently he paid the taxes on the gift as well. And Blake. And none of you guys have a tequila in the work or anything like that. Well, I put it on Isaac. I'm just saying big steps. Big tips. Maybe we can get one of those things where you put the food under and take it off of and have the check in there.

Let's just say, we're talking. We're talking. More to come. Okay. No, I feel like none of us are going to make that kind of money, but I could see one of us doing pretty well and then gifting the other two, you know, $5 grand or something.

Yeah, 5Gs. I mean, that's a... Yeah, just being like, hey, man. Two. Okay, well, I was shooting. I was trying to go big, but... You're shooting a big rope. Yeah.

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