This Is Important - Ep 306: The Guys Mostly Talk About Chips

Episode Date: July 7, 2026

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You're not even living if you can't eat chips. Would you like any Dorito late nights? Now, if I look at this, am I going to fall in love? Let's want to be careful. Let's go! Yes, sir! Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, boy, ha, ha. Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, God, good to be here, good to be back, baby. Long time, no see. Missed my guys. It's been a few weeks. We stacked a few episodes.

You probably noticed because we weren't as hot, hot topical as we normally were. We were like, huh, I wonder if the Knicks are going to win and the series was over. Right, right, right, right. I was like, hey, I hope not those Knicks fans are annoying. And then they win. Then they won. And then, my God, did they slide in my DM? Oh, I bet you heard it.

And I sent them all over to Blake's DMs because he reads them. So I was like, I sent her to Blake. Yeah, I do. And shout out to everybody sending me their hate for me. No, the pen. What's the disease? Oh, did you get some? Payronies.

Payronies. Shout out to all my payronies in the DMs. We're going to figure that out, fellas. We're going to figure that out together. Wait, did you get some? Oh, baby. No. I got requests. Thank God that they don't actually...

You got requests. What is I don't... You know how like if people DM you... I'm a little lost as to what we're talking about. Payronis. That bent penis... With the signature bump. In an episode, we told people to send Blake new...

Essentially dick picks of payronies with signature bump. With a signature bump. And I was going to diagnose it. But you know, in the DMs, people can't send you photos until you like accept them. So I wasn't accepting But they're like dude I got it But you got some I got some requests

Well get your fucking phone out right now Live on air You don't have to show the picture But this is Have you guys ever watch Reaction videos Remember those? Let's do this

Yeah this is the stuff That I want to see It would take me a while Because I have so many DMs coming in About so many topics from the pod All right well then fuck it Talk about your life for a little bit I would love to

What do you guys want to know about, man. No, no, no. Just start talking. Blake, this is your pod. We want... Just start talking. It's your life. It's your pod. Okay. You guys want me to, you want me to kick it off? Yeah, I would love for you to finally kick it off, dude. In a natural way where you ask. Because you know what usually happens? I usually kick it off. You do. Adam can't shut the fuck up. Yeah, you railroad. Then Durs will, uh, we'll pick it up. And then you kind of fall asleep at the wheel over there. We need you to... I've got so many topics I'd love to cover today. So as soon as you guys would just give me the floor,

and I'm looking and I'm scrambling, and the first thing I see, of course. Did you have a newspaper? Oh, I thought he was, like, ripping it from the head. Oh, do you think this is a newspaper? Okay, go ahead. Go off. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm holding up the newest Doritos flavor.

It's a late night, which I don't know if you guys are aware of the late night flavor selections. They're usually, they usually take a bold swing. I've got hot honey pizza. Now, is this a commercial at all? It is not. Are you getting paid for this? I am not being paid by Doritos.

Adam, ironically, that would be off-brand. He ain't getting cash. Yeah. I want to rock! So we're just sort of hyping up this Doritos flavor, the late night. Well, I was intrigued. You know, I'm a guy when I do the grocery shopping for the family, so I'm in these aisles. And when I see a new chip flavor, daddy's got to buy it.

And I will say. Yeah. Do you go every aisle? I go every aisle, baby. I got to see what's happening. I go every aisle. I have to. Yeah.

I have to. I have to. I have to. I get that. I don't, I very rarely do any amount of grocery shopping, but when you do, you got to go every aisle. Every. Because you don't know what's out there. But you say you do it, you do it every week, Blake.

Yes. So you know what's in that grocery store. So why do you then go every aisle? No, no, Adam. Stop. That's against your own philosophy here. Come on. They stock these shelves, brothers.

We're in America, okay? They are creating new products every week. You got to go down every night. And paying for that shelf life, or not shelf life, that shelf space? Come on. That ain't cheap. So the hot new flavor is none other than hot honey pizza. Okay.

So I wish Anders would have started. Yeah. And how is it? Are they, do they taste good? The fucking thing sucks. How do they rank? Has the king been to throne? Where are you guys with chip flavors?

Because some of them are... Adam, where are you? I don't. I don't eat chips. You don't eat chips? No. I'm pissed now. What sucks about me and my body is I treat it like a temple and it looks like a garbage can.

So I treat it so well. I don't eat chips. I don't eat candy. I don't drink like sugary sodas. Adam's body, it's a temple, but also. So it's like when you see a sandcastle after like the tide comes in. Yeah, it's the Temple of Doom. Yes, points.

Yeah, that's for you, Adam. Temple of Doom. We got you. Temple of Doom. That's why I said it like four times. I was hoping you'd give me points. Yes, points. Temple of Doom.

Temple of Doom. Double point. I don't know how the jokes work over other people. Yeah, so I don't really, I'm not allowed. You don't eat chips? Well, Blake, you have this metabolism that is able to eat chips and you still can fit into clothing. I eat 11 chips and I no longer can fit in clothes. But I'm hearing this word allowed.

I'm hearing this word allowed, Adam. I don't like it. Yeah. Why aren't you allowed? You mean you shouldn't or you can't? Well, no, if I do, I just explained, if I do, I no longer can fit in close. And that's not an exaggeration. That's not an exaggeration.

You can fit in close. It is an exaggeration. Not my clothes. It 100% isn't an exaggeration. You can still fit into clothes. They've got triple XLs out there. Sure, sure, sure, sure. But I'm not going to go buy.

I'm not going to go buy. If you're listening, send Adam some elastic wasted pants, please. I'm not going to go buy new clothes. Uh-huh. To then so I can eat chips. Hey, Zubaz, if you're listening, please send Adam some X-O-S. See, that's where your math is fucked up. You need to eat chips.

Therefore, you need to buy new clothes because why are you living? You're not even living if you can't eat chips. Yeah. Chips are the most exciting part of my day. I've heard that. You know when I eat chips? On the 4th of July, I'll have some chips. I'll treat myself to some chips.

Okay. Best holiday's coming up right around the corner. Allegedly. Okay, on a big fun holiday, on a kid's birthday, I might have some chips. Well, what are you reaching for, bud? Is it the late-night Doritos hot honey pizza? Here we are. I do like Doritos.

I love Doritos. The honey's throwing me. I'll say that. You know what? It's unnecessary. but it makes it slightly addicting to me because you know I got a sweet tooth so that sweet just keeps bringing me back

through the next chip. Hot honey is having a moment right now? It really is. That's the new wave. Hot honey is the fucking shit. It goes through waves. How does this happen? I feel like we're old enough now

to have seen all these waves. I guess I just remember when Brussels sprouts. That was the first wave I recognized. You're like, Jesus. Brussels sprouts are everywhere. I guess they're sprouting up everywhere. Oh, and then, And avocado?

Avocados went through the roof. The amount of people love... You guys are naming, like, actual vegetables. I think you need to name things that are, like, created. Like, the real example, which I think... Honey is a... Hot honey is something that is manufactured. Yes.

But what I'm talking about is the way that Brussels sprouts were prepared with, like, bits of bacon and, like, balsamic all over them and a little char became what it was. It wasn't just like steamed Brussels sprouts were hitting and everyone was going crazy. Avocado, avocado toast. Had a moment. Yep.

They put it on some toast. Honey hot. I'm saying like red velvet, red velvet. Remember the red velvet way? Red velvet is it? Great one. You had red velvet or yeah. Red velvet cupcakes.

I can't even look at it anymore. It was like, where did it? It's not exciting anymore. We got so red velveted. that we're out of the red velvet. And now we're in the hot honey wave and it's going to be everywhere. Is that our restaurant?

Hot honey and red velvet? All those things. No, you just call it the wave and it's everything that has had a moment. And then you go back in and you're like, okay, because you go in and you might not be able to find your red velvet because they're like, ah, people are off that. You go into this restaurant, you have your avocado toast.

You have your Brussels sprouts with bacon, and then you fucking slam a slab of red velvet. Right. Cale. Cale's up in there. I'm so fucking hungry. Put a little hot honey on it. Oh, baby. Oh, baby.

Ooh, mommy burger. Damn. So everything that is off that, yeah. Yeah. I'm in, dude. I'm in. Listen. And you're there.

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seven and a half out of ten seven and a half out of ten. And Adam, no chips. Yeah, that's crazy, dude. What do we, we're just eating the chickens? Yeah, he's a meat eater, he's a nut eater. Broccoli, fish. I, yes. He eats a lot of nuts.

I eat nuts. Can we clip that time? Broccoli, I eat eggs. I eat tomatoes. You look good. You look good. You do look good. I don't know.

You look good. And what sucks? It's a goddamn fist fight every day. Yeah. It is a fucking battle. Do you have food noise? The noise is so fucking lying. Oh, okay.

I thought you were saying like Chloe's like grabbing your wrist and keep preventing you from putting the food into your mouth. She doesn't care. No, dude, she would have, she wants me to be so fat. Yeah. Yeah. You're a monster. Dude, she, let's see if Todd can find it. It's from the movie The Final Girls.

Oh, great movie. Where I'm going to have sex with the character that Malina Ackerman played. And I come in and I have like, my pants are like down at my knees and I'm in like a tidy little like purple like white like tidy whiteies but they're purple. By the way. And like my little bellies hanging over the side. And my dick looks so small, dude. My dick looks incredibly tiny. But it's not.

We know it isn't. That's when Chloe fell in love with me. So she saw that body and was like, I'm in. I'm in. That's awesome. She's like, I'm going to have to watch these dailies. So she wants me to get back to there, but I don't want to. So you have some wiggle room.

You can put on some pounds. And you got some wiggle room. Hey, Blake, we only see each other in person every like four months. You know that I use that wiggle room. Right. Your boobs are huge. Every four months you see me and my chin will go, speaking to in waves, it comes, it goes, yeah.

But I feel like that's what's kind of fun about us, is you don't see each other for a little while. And then it's like, oh, what's going on there? What are we doing here? And I go, I know. They're like, holy shit. I bet that guy can't fit in clothes. Sometimes you look really good.

Sometimes I'm like, okay, I'm on top in this relationship. But isn't it fun when you run into each other and you do look good and you go, look at my guy? Look at us. Look at us. Like, sometimes you see us and you think I'm on top. And sometimes you think I could fuck. I'm the one fucking. You heard him?

Right. You heard now. I don't mean top. as in like pride top. I mean, just like, I'm on top. I'm on top of the heat. Is it still pride? When this comes out, no.

But it is, it's always pride in my neighborhood. Straight pride. So for you, it's about looking better than other people. For me, it's about myself. No, not other people. Just you guys. Oh, just us. It's me versus you.

It's us. Yeah. It's us versus each other, brother. Yeah. You've been doing well. You've been doing well. I mean, not for me, but yeah, you're doing it. I think you've been at the top.

Yeah, I bet you're on top. That's not really a battle. Go it. Oh, man. Ders and I have to try and, like, watch what we eat sometimes. You don't have to do that. Well, I just can't. Well, your issue is you don't eat, and then you eat 11 hot honey chips.

Right. And call that a meal, call that a full day's worth of food. And Adam, the question is, where does it go? Where does it go? Where does it go? It's starting to go muff and top style. I'm starting to get a little muff. Yeah, I got muff.

Isn't that nice? How do we get rid of the muff? How do you, I think you got to do, like, side bend. Side bends are setups? I don't know. And please don't lose that muff? Yeah, I think that's it. Todd, we got that photo?

We got that photo, bud? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, I let it off with my topic. It was very fruitful. Okay. Hey, it's in the chat. Let's, please, please take a look at my body in the chat.

And this is what Chloe fell in love with It's right there And look at it Now if I look at this Am I gonna fall in love? This one be careful Adam What website is this?

Tumbex I don't know Celebrity Undy Droar Undy Droar Yeah Tumbex The place for all your updates On male celebrities

And their underwear On their umbys Hey well I made it You know what Adam Adam Adam Adam right now.

Oh, my. My body's much better than this right now. I don't know what you're talking about. Really? That looks good to me. I also clicked the photo and it went to the hardcore porn up. No, no, no, no. I'm a solid 10 pounds lighter and also stronger.

This looks, you look good. This looks good. I don't know what's happening. Thanks, guys. Thank you. Thank you for saying that. I think you might be chestier now. Like, you might have more like arm and shoulders, but let's just say I'm key.

This is my new background. here now. Are you guys seeing the ad at the, uh, keep scrolling down. Oh my God. I miss. I clicked out. Are you seeing what I'm doing? Adam, you got to go back. I'm driving purple briefs from the final girls.

Not safe for work. Uh, you got to go back. All right, Derser, are you getting the targeted ad? Oh. Older men wanted. I see like a Liam Payne for Hugo Boss just shredded and right above that. It's top rated cock suckers nearby.

and this girl's just doming a D.I. Who sent this link, Todd? And then below that, it's like, it's basically just like celebrity, this is a gay, we're on a gay. This is a gay. Okay. Yeah, this is a gay.

All right. We're on. And by the way, everyone's really shredded and I'm doing the least amount of, you know, I'm just happy to be there. Thank you. Thank you, guys. There's a lane for you, bro. Thank you, guys.

There's a lane for you, brother. Yeah. I think the gays, they see me, and they, They go, we're rooting for them. You know, we want them to do well. You would hope so. Oh, okay. Yeah.

I think so. Okay, good. I hope so, too. I'm a dude. Having Doritos, that just doesn't seem like a, if I'm eating chips, it's almost always a kettle-cooked type chip at this point. You're a big potato guy. You don't fuck with the corn chips. I mean, I'll do chips and salsa.

I'll do chips and salsa, preferably at a restaurant. restaurant, but I don't know, Doritos, look, love them. They're not what I'm grabbing, though. I don't feel like... You know who turned me off of chips, I think, was living with Nuichick. When we lived with Newichick, this is, you know, 15 plus years ago now. More than that. Water trash. He would eat so many bags of chips. And then leave the, and then there's like little dust marks. And he'd, like, close the door and there'd be, like, finger marks of, like...

Oh, dude. His hats? The brim of his hats? I'd be like, yo, you had so-and-so for lunch? Oh, all the brim of his hats were just, like, covered in, like, Frito dust or... You could tell what he had, what chippy had for dinner, like that fingerprint on his... Dude, you're like, oh, you have a little cool... A little cool ranch.

Oh, damn, bro. Oh, that's sour cream and onion, huh? Huh? We're a little Maui onion, huh? Oh, you splur. You splurged. You went Maui onion. Okay. Got that purple bag. Maui onions, a little extra. What was that brand where it's a purple bag with the hula chicks?

I thought it was Maui. I mean, that's just what it is. It's not the flavor. Or Hawaiian chip company. I think so. Yeah, that's my wife's favorite. That's Chloe's favorite go-to. Oh, it's so good. She's all chips. You know what I'm. She's built like Blake. Okay, well, tell her to try the late night Doritos.

I also had a really good potato cheese. chip. Just let it hang there, Dursa. The Graza. I had a Graza Caesar-flavored chip. Very good. And I was like- And explain all the words you just said. Graza is an olive oil company. And they've started making chips while I was walking the aisles of Target. I saw that they had some chips and they had a zesty Caesar flavor. You do a lot of shopping. I like this. I feel like I'm never, I'm never, I'm never shopping. Get out there. Get out there. I love to see.

Where are you at? Blazer. Where do you go? What do you mean? Target. Ralph's. Ralph. Thank you. Okay. Oh, yeah. Do you do grocery shopping at Target? I got the chips. I got one bag of chips there.

Isn't it just like all ocean spray fucking cranberry juice? That's it? Well, that's the thing. Target carries some shit that Ralph's doesn't. Like some, some like in the cut stuff. So you got to really, you got to really walk. I've always felt that way about Target. You got to go to Target. For the deep cut.

the cut type stuff that you just can't get. You can't find anywhere else. It's a real mom and pop, dude. That's pretty cool, dude. It's pretty cool. I was like, when I saw this zesty Caesar flavor, I'm like, how come no one has ever made a Caesar flavor? It's very, very delicious.

And this is like it tastes like the Caesar salad dressing? It tastes like Caesar salad. Yeah, it's delicious. I don't know. To me, that makes my mouth sour. Yeah, to me, that makes my... my breath and everyone's breath so rancid, dude. Oh, the breath is that.

Even having a Caesar salad at lunch? Right. Oh, yeah, it's a game changer. That's a dangerous move, dude. If you have anything to do right after that, you know how many Diet Coke's, you got to slurp down just to get that sauce that coated your throat? Yeah, you've got to really scrub your teeth with Diet Coke.

My kid had a Caesar salad the other day, and he bites into a crouton, and he's like, oh, this bread is stale. And I was like, yo, you're not going to believe this. That's on purpose. And he was like, what? I go, croutons are old bread from yesterday that they just chop up and put on these salads. And they're purposely stale.

Damn, dude. Yeah, who invented, who was the sick fuck who invented that? Genius. Well, wait, we don't like croutons. We like chips, but croutons on a salad is like a no-go for you guys? What? I don't know. Well, I don't know, Blake just said who's the sick fuck that invented that.

They're stale as opposed to just like fresh bread. Well, it's just a weird idea. They're like, hey, we got all this bread that's fucking stale as fuck, tooth-breakingly so. What if we're rolling around in some garlic powder and parsley or whatever the hell makes up a crude? And then they did that and it was delicious. So I wouldn't call them a sick fuck. I'd call them a fucking genius. Well, they're a sick-fuck fucking genius is what they are.

Well, there are, I mean, I think the sick-fuck, the first person, to see like a bird fucking lay an egg and then go, I'm going to eat that. Right. That's a sick fuck. Whoever was the first guy that was like... I think that was just a caveman. I think that cavemen were like, I'm hungry. And you have instincts that tell you something's in there.

I'm always curious about that. You know what I think? I wonder if we were watching other animals and we're like, huh, like snakes are eating eggs and birds are eating eggs, maybe I should eat that. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Oh, okay. Listen.

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Dude, we got a frog the other day. We went to this, our friends have like a ranch, and we went there, and we went in this a creek, and my kids pulled out a tadpole. And so we watched this tadpole grow into a frog. It was pretty sick. In like a little shoebox-sized terrarium. And it fucking turned into a frog.

And then it was like on the wall. And we were like, whoa, this is crazy. And then one day it just wasn't there. Oh, my God! And we were like, could it have got? gotten out of these little air splits. Like, this is crazy. The next morning...

One of your sons, let it go. We're in the bathroom down the hall where there is a shower, where my kids like to shower downstairs for whatever reason. And there's this little, like, turd of something on the floor. And Emma's like, oh, my God, is that TOTI? And, like, I pick it up, and it's this thing that if you look closely enough, It's got arms and it's got legs and it's definitely toady. But it had fully dried out from like not being in water.

But it went from our kitchen down the hall to the bathroom. So like it knew the moisture. Like it had the senses to like tell it to go there for wetness. But it just couldn't get into the toilet and in the shower. Fully, fully dead. Like dried out like. Full, oh dude, like fully mummified. didn't taste weird.

Do you tell your kids this or you just flush him and say, I don't know. Yeah, no, no, no, this is a huge moment. It's a huge teaching moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I say this is what happens. No, you go, oh, no, look, we found him. He needs water. He died.

All right. Yeah. So you do tell him. I don't know. I feel like a lot of parents would just be like, I don't know what happened to TOTI anyway. Yeah. Anyway.

I don't know, man. You got to make him into like a neck close or something. or something. That would be kind of sick. Yeah, somewhere, I'm somewhere between you guys. I landed, I think. You're a fucking disaster, my guy. I obviously thought about doing the necklace thing.

I obviously thought about just moving on, and I decided to acknowledge it and skip the whole, like, decorative, whole jewelry. Decorative jewelry piece. Yeah, yeah. Poke it through both its eyes, tied in the back, and then you have them for life. Yeah, yeah.

Can I wear it to school? You have it. have to actually. Yeah. You have to. Film no. You'll see someone else. We'll probably have one.

Why kill the neighbor's cat, wear it as shoes? God, that would be so cool if you did that and then you just have one kid that wears exclusively dead. Corpse. Orps. I got a feeling that this happens in like the northern parts of Canada, right? Where they're up there. Oh, yeah.

Must, crat earrings. I'll let you know if that Newfoundland movie actually goes, you know. I'll let you guys know. Dude, I just had a conversation with someone whose wife was having not like a bachelorette party, but damn near it with like friends from college in Newfoundland. What are they do? What do they know that we don't know? They're like swimming with whales and getting hammered.

That sounds awesome. She like called from a friend's phone and he was like, okay, what? I don't know where my phone is. Like, what's going on in Newfoundland? It's going to be like looking at property. I love it. I love it. Dude, I bet I'm going to love it.

I mean, there's probably hot dudes in Newfoundland. And by the way, the DMs exploded. Dozens of people being like, I heard you talk about Newfoundland. It's actually fucking sick. Do you know where to go? So I'm, you know, I hope it goes, dude, because I would love to spend some time. You know a place sucks when your DMs flood with people explaining how it's actually cool. I don't.

I don't know. When a place is actually cool, there's no DMs. They go, yeah, we know, New York City. It's pretty cool. L.A. Yeah, it's a good time. Come on. Some people have to rep for their city to really put you on. You're missing my entire point.

There are. There's so many people who don't have. They don't, they go, yeah, obviously. Yeah, that's like. Yes, but before Austin became like blown up and is before, now people are like, we don't want more people to move here. Right. But 15, 20 years ago, people from Austin would be like,

What the fuck is Austin? They would go, oh, actually, it's fucking sick here. I don't know if people did that. I went to Austin when I was in college, and I was like, this place is fucking radical. And no one was trying to sell me on it. And I don't think anyone was trying to sell anybody on it then either. But it's a different time, Anders. People are trying to sell everything.

Time means nothing to me. The frog. I am the frog. We are in the circle of life. Tell your mustache, oh me. Mean something to that. My white-ass mustache. Dude, come on.

Are you using Just for Men? Are you going to just... You know, it's funny? The other day, I was like, if I, like, book a thing where they're like, and keep the mustache. But then they sit you down in the chair and they're like, we're definitely going to want to even this out.

We're going to dial it back a little bit. Yeah. They would probably... They'd probably comb something into it right after they give me eyebrows, which have gone. They've just gone. My eyebrows. Tody and the eyebrows were like, see ya.

They've receded into your skull. Well, okay. Anyway, that was the instincts of like the frog to look for the moisture was the whole point of that story. Sure. And I think that we have just instincts to be like, all right, that just came out of that chicken. I bet it tastes good and has nourishment. That's probably true. Yeah.

I have instincts to maybe use gist for men because I saw a photo of myself. Chloe just took like a candid photo of me holding bow the other day. and I had some grazed dog. Really? In a way that you don't notice it when it's just you. You don't notice it. Living your life. I don't notice it because I'm not staring at the side of my head.

But when you see a candid photo, you're like, oh, damn, son. Damn. You're a little sparkly. And by the way, to get a candid photo of Adam is almost damn near impossible. It's hard. Because as he's got his neck. He's swiveling. He's got that head on a swivel.

He's hitting the dimple. before you hit click. What are you thinking, bro? Are you going to go like unnaturally dark? Or are you going to try to like match? Because it always looks bad. Just pitch black. I think what I'm going to try to do is go so dark.

Yeah. And then also they told me they were like, if you grind your teeth anymore, you need a full new set of teeth. Your teeth are grinded to the bare minimum that they can grind. Adam, Adam, listen, these are dentists who know who are. they want your money. Don't listen to them.

Don't listen. Hey, but I'm going to get the biggest Joe Biden chomper. To where now I don't even sound like, you know when an actor gets new teeth and suddenly they don't sound like themselves? That's what's going to happen. I know how and just give us the one example. I do want to give it, but I don't. I mean, I know him.

I worked with him. I don't know if he would like that I'm putting him on blast. De Niro. So this probably is a just this guy? No, I think a lot of older actors do not sound like themselves when they get

a brand new set of big old chomper. Walter Mathau in Dennis and then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Paint and wood. I think... It changes the shape of your mouth, so it changes

how... And what's going on? Don't you... Don't you have a change of your mouth? Don't you have a mouth guard you wear at night? Every night, dude. And you're grinding through that? Multiple. I've grinded through multiple mouthguards. Oh my God.

This dude thinks he's Eric Nese. Come on. It's a deep cut. I mean, it's a deep cut. I'm gonna give it points because I'm assuming. Yes, points! I don't know the A to B there, but I... By the way, I had one I guess we're not talking about chips anymore.

That chip is sailed. That chip is sailed. We can always go back. Yeah, that chip has sailed. I had that one. I was like, we'll give this move on. But if we're giving points, I don't know. Maybe you shouldn't look at photos of yourself anymore, Adam. Oh. Yeah. Cool.

It's hard. Would that be nice? Would that be nice? Did you guys watch the movie? Oh, God damn it. Train Drams. No. I heard it was good.

Yes. Yes, I did. With Joel Egerton. Yeah. It's just about a dude's life as a logger. And he was like, he gets into the city one day for some reason or another. And he looks in a mirror and he's like, it had probably been. about 10 years since I looked in the mirror.

And I was like, that is, and I understand what they're doing. They're trying to put up, they're trying to juxtapose life back then with life now, where we are constantly looking in the mirror or at ourselves on our phones. But it works. I was like, goddamn, especially as actors, can't imagine not knowing what I looked like for 10 years. Just going through life being like, well, I don't. Yeah, but he's always staring into a pond. or a creek.

Yeah. Yeah, but you get, if you think your face is wavy now, I'm not saying wavy, dude. No, I'm not saying wavy, I'm saying fully cracked, dude. Rippled. Rippily, yeah.

By the way, just imagine, like, telling your friends who are, like, shaving next to you in the creek to just, could you stop, please splashing? Stop, please. I'm trying to look at my grill, brother. It's just the stuff's coming off.

I'm asking you to stop. Hey, move down the river. Can you go pan for gold somewhere else, I'm trying to get right for these bitches, bro. That movie was sick. I'm like how Blake drop the exit so quickly. I'm trying to get right for these bitches, bro. Come on.

Come on. Well, we're paying for gold, so it's probably in the Bay Area. Yeah, yeah. It's probably, you know. And it's almost exclusively guys out there. Just, yeah, horny. But there's a few bitches. Go pan for hell of gold. Yeah, there's a few bids. Down there, you're. Come on. That makes sense. We're getting high fee in there.

the river, bro, let's do this. That checks out. So, yes, I went to Sweden. Okay, let's talk. There we go. Yes, dear. He's back. I do want to start with just the movies I watched on the plane. Oh, man.

You guys. I don't watch anything anymore at all. And so this is it. This is when I get into it. My favorite part about flying, like, long distances. I know mine. is watching like four movies in a row. Yeah.

And not catching up on sleep. Everyone's like, well, what's so great about it is it's a 10-hour flight. So you can watch a movie, have a glass of wine, and then get a full night's sleep. I don't do that. And then violently.

I watch like five movies in a row and then I'm miserable the entire trip. I read. I read books, but yeah, no, movies sounds fun. That puts me to sleep. You never have read books. I do read books. I have another thing to talk about.

The two 28 years later movies, did you guys watch these? No, I saw the first. I haven't watched the bone, was it, the bone collector? Bone Temple. Bone Temple? Bone Collector, also sick. It's called Bone Temple?

Well, yeah, did you see the first of them? I've only seen the very first one, 28 days later, right? Oh, 28 days later. Yeah. I think they all, I think they all work. I think 28 weeks later was sick. I saw that in the theater, and I remember the opening being like fucking unreal. Yeah.

That was the first time that zombies ram. Correct. Game changer. Can you imagine, by the way? Athletes. Being like, I'm going to make a zombie moment. movie. Oh, okay. They run. No, no. They run. I'm sorry.

They, what? And it broke Hollywood. And then Hollywood couldn't stop making zombie movies or zombie shows. This was their hot honey. 20 years. That was their hot honey. And they go. And so now when you pitch a zombie movie, first thing out of the gate is like, now are these runners or

are these sumblers? Okay, got it, got a got, stumbled, something. I like. I like how your executive is a little drunk. Oh, look. Are they runners or the Stumblers. These executives don't say another word until you tell me I'm a stumbler. Here me the

Derrito late nights. Don't tell me. Are they stumblers? Is that a callback? Would you like any Dorito late nights? Do you want to rag night? Remember it on the bill of your hat so we know what flavor you want. Shears, shake one loose.

Are they stumblers? Do you don't need chips? You don't need chips. Your body's a temple? This body is a big lady just to call me the bone temple. That's actually not bad. Wait, my job is fair. My job here is done. Job safe.

What'd you just say? I said. So anyway, these movies are written by the dude who wrote the original and they're fucking genius. They're unreal. They're crazy. And Ray Fines is in them. And he's unreal. When you say these movies?

They did like a back-to-back double whammy. Oh, I did not. And they essentially are like, it's like two episodes of a show. But like long, long form. Okay. That's how you explain. movies now. It's like if you get two, so Blake,

it's like if you get two chips that are connected by accident. Right. It's like, when I say like I'm reading a book, it's like, Adam would call it a double feature regardless of how or when he watches them. Instead of saying novels, we say it's the back of the cereal box, but like 300 of them

collected. Much longer. Absolutely. I get it now. That's right. I get it. I finally watch Marty Supreme. Oh, I never dabbled in that. insane movie, right? Well, like, here's my thing.

I like it. Those movies don't work on me because I don't tolerate people like him. Like that character. But you tolerate zombies. Oh, yeah. I tolerate them about a 9.9.5.

I just am like, people who are pushy and who are like, no, listen, dude, please, listen, listen. Trust me, you're going to, I go, you're so annoying. You might even be onto something I don't want to deal with this energy. I'll see you around.

Oh, sir, I don't like it. I'll say you around. And that's your movie-going experience. That I just was like, I don't, I just don't, they like make him out to be like this guy who rocks. And I'm like, I find this person so annoying and obnoxious. Okay. A guy who's like, look, and I get it.

He doesn't take no for an answer. He's hyper-competitive. Da-da-da-da. I find that just like nails on a chalkboard where I'm just like, and these are people who wear down other people, and that's where they find their success by just wearing down other people. And I'm like, I don't want to be around that energy. I can't believe I just watched a three-hour ping pong movie championing this guy.

So they're uplifting his personality to the point that nobody acknowledges that he actually sucks. And that bothers you? I don't even know. Well, no, no, because no, no, they do kind of like even it out where it's like his life around him is a disaster. You know what I mean? Yeah, everything's falling apart. Like, I'm trying to think of another example of that, but maybe it's like... But the movie itself is crazy.

Like, it's a... An epic, a sweeping epic? Yeah, it's a sweeping epic. And it's like Safdi style, right? Like, it has like a really crazy energy to it, yes? I've never seen it, but... Yeah, I mean, it is just a guy who's his own worst enemy. But I think that this one, they were championing a little bit more than uncutchequer.

gems or what is it good good night or whatever i was going to say so then you didn't like uncut gems because uncut gems no i i don't like uncut jams no come i love that movie yeah but i loved uh good night or whatever what's it called good time good time good time i was like this is amazing right i i i watched good time way after i watched all the other ones and i could see if you started with that that the other ones would be like oh you're kind of just trying to do that again so that i get but I saw Uncut Jams first, and I thought that movie was quite excellent. It is, but it's not a relaxing movie-going experience. You're not like, you don't walk away feeling refreshed.

You feel deranged. It's not, and by the way, train dreams, train dreams right after Marty Supreme couldn't be a different tone, right? As far as like, you are just in the nature with train dreams, like, chilling. That's tight. I got to tune into that one. But yeah. Then I went to Stockholm and I went to Copenhagen.

Yeah, brother. And what are those white countries like? Yeah. They're not as white as you think. No. I imagine it just all tall whites looking like you. Yeah. Yeah.

Here's what I will say. A lot of tall whites. A lot of women, 6-4-65. Oh, damn. And I don't mean like everywhere. But I mean like a lot of places you're like, Yeah. That woman's 6-5.

Yeah. If that happened here, you're like, oh, they're a volleyball player. Yes. Or they're a model or something. No. And there, they're like the door person at whatever, like 7-Eleven. They all look like your hero homeboy from the Norwegian World Cup team. What is that bro's name?

My hero home boy. The like Terminator on the Norway. Erling? Oh, dude. Erling Holland? This guy is so sick. That's my kid's hero for sure. Dude, he is so cool.

Yeah, yeah, he's a G. But I could see him be the female version of her, him. A lot of that, a lot of that. But, no, I mean, you're in the cities. So the cities are filled with immigrants from other people around the world, right? So it's not as white as you would think it probably was in like the 70s. Can you imagine how beautiful it wasn't? It's so pure.

But I will say the like globalization of like brands and like stores and Doritos. kind of blows. Dude, that's what annoys me about traveling is when we went, it's been a few years now, but we're in Rome and I'm like oh, this is like any other city. I mean, it's awesome. The Coliseum's there in the forum and the Vatican

and yada yada. But it's like brought you by into it. But you just walked down the street and there's like, oh, you know, there's a, yeah, all the stores that you're just used to seeing. And you're like, yeah, there's a gap on the corner. Across the stadium. So my wife competed at this thing and across the

Hi rocks. How'd she do? She did good. They got 28th in their age group on the planet, so she's probably. That's the worst they've ever done. I think it's getting more popular, more competitive. And they are like, I don't know, they're about to age up to the next age, so hopefully they can dominate

some grandmas. Oh, that's when you really can crush it. Maybe they'll start dominating again. Exactly. That's like me at the turkey trot. Yeah. Because didn't they get and I don't want to error her laundry, but didn't they get like fifth or seventh or something? a couple years ago?

I think they were top 10 last year. They were top 10. That's incredible. We were 12th a year before that. But it is getting more competitive. There's some stallions. I bet. We got there and it's, this is the world championships.

You look around, everyone is jacked. And everyone's from around the world. They're like from Australia, New Zealand, Japan, fucking Brazil, like the UK, Ireland. Everyone is just fucking shredded. Oh, man. And who was the most? jacked country, would you say? Did you look around? You're like, my God, Portugal is showing out. Oh, Portugal's got some bodies. Look at this Venezuelan squad.

Yeah, yeah. You know, they do a, like at the Olympics, they do like the welcome where you like, every country enters the arena or whatever. Oh, yeah. And we have done that before. And we skipped it this year. We were just like, damn. It's, do we really want to be on our feet like, or my wife like walking for like an hour? into this procession. Like, it's kind of... You gotta save your energy. You're trying to win the damn thing. Well, yeah, they did it.

They did it. But I don't know. Most jacked country, I don't know. I don't know. I wasn't... But then where you like, you see like Ireland, you're like, dude, it's crazy. Because you know when you see like a clear-skinned, white Irish person that is just like

absolutely jacked, but you can't tell until you get really close? That is true. Like Seamus from WWE. Yeah. Like a Santino guy who, when someone... Santina was at his shreddedness. You were like, oh, okay, you can't really tell, but all right.

Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean. There was a guy that worked out in my gym when I used to work out at that fancy gym in Hollywood Unbreakable. And it was the one where it's like I'm working out with like Wiz Khalifa and like the CEO of Comcast

and we're working out together. And it was very strange. And those are different guys? For now. Surprisingly, yeah. By the way, Wiz Khalifa is the nicest, coolest guy you've ever met. Yeah, which is a good dude.

But there was this one guy who, I don't know what he did, but he looked just like a busboy. He just wore like dirty gym shorts and a T-shirt. And this is the kind of gym that people like come in, look in, they're in their a leisure or something. He created Snapchat. And he doesn't look particularly jacked, would just annihilate. everyone because it was like kind of a cross-fitty type thing that we were doing and he just worked it and he was Irish as fuck.

So now that we're saying that, I'm like, yeah, I guess Irish, it's sneaky. But then you see like, there's a reason bodybuilders tan up so you can see their muscles more defined. Yeah, black guys aren't actually that jacked. I didn't say that. It's just that they're darker so it reads better. They're not really that jacked. It does read good. does read good

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Listen, Inside American Soccer with Tom Bogart and Tabramos in the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, wherever you get your podcast. Like, I've been going to watch World Cup games, and there was a really funny, matchup at the bar where it was Brazil versus Scotland and you couldn't have like two more different types of people at the bar where it's just like I mean no shade to Scotland but you know

they're not like the hottest fan base on earth okay all right all these Brazilian people are fucking hot as fuck and it's just like you know what that might be one of the sexiest countries I wouldn't say that you said Scottish people. I think we can just say, like, it's not that Scottish people are ugly. It's that Brazilians are a heightened human. Sure.

Cut from a different claw. Unreal. And that cloth is very tiny. It's fucking cool, dude. Yeah. It was so tight. I was kind of bumped because, like, I didn't realize. So what bar do you go to to see, are we going to blow up your spot?

I mean, there's a pub, like, out by where I live. And then there's, like, a more, like, kind of like a cooler sports spot. So it's kind of what vibe you're looking for. If you're looking from, like, down and dirty, like, England game, then, like, that's just, like, you can't sit down. Or if you're trying to go to, like, a place that actually has, like, Hollywood good-looking people. Like a chill, relaxed, Brazilverse. Yeah.

Yeah. Like Peru. Like a little. Yeah, because I know the dive bar that's down the street from your house. The fact that they even turn the games on is kind of crazy to me. Oh, no, no, no, no, it's not that. It's not that. It's a proper pub. It's a different bar, not the one that I'm thinking.

No, no. I'm not trying to put one of the many neighborhood bars that Blake frequents on blast. Because he could be there any night, any night of the week. Absolutely. Especially for the World Cup. How was the energy in the stadium? Oh, it's fucking unreal. Oh, yeah, I went to a game.

to Switzerland, Bosnia, which was also like, it's just so cool to see, like, all people just coming together, no matter what. Pop quiz, it's actually Bosnia and... The H, something with the H. Isn't it crazy? I couldn't even tell you. Something with the age. My kids say it, it just rolls off their tongue. Herzegovina.

Yeah, I feel terrible. That's the name of the country? Bosnia and Herzegovina. And I'm like, hey. Bosnia verse a new country called Hertzcovina. No, no, no, no, no. It's Bosnia and they're a one, they're together. They're a compound sentence.

Blake starts speaking in the first grade teacher. It's an adverb. Bosnia and Herzegovina, Herzegovina, often referred to as Bosnia-Herzegovina or simply Bosnia. Yes. Yep. Okay. Hey, learn something new every day. B.H. Baraka. And also Bosnia, if you would have had me guess where Bosnia is.

You, South America. I would have thought Bosnia is just off the tip of Russia. Mm-hmm. Good bet. It's like, I would have, I would have guessed it's like right there. It is just across the bay from Italy. Yeah. And as you say that, I still go, and that's not near Russia.

Okay. Yeah. Well, Italy, Italy is like right here, and then it's just like that little slit on the backside of the booth. Whoa, whoa. Right, right. That's the Hergod zone. And then there's.

Bosnia? I would not have guessed that. For sure. And I'm, well, USA has to play Bosnia, so I'm kind of not... On the 1st of July, right? By the way, this already... David. This would have already come out.

Yeah, hopefully we won't. I know. As Sweden still even in? Today, right before we got on, Brazil was losing to Japan. Then they tied it up. And then in the last minute of stoppage, Brazil scored and then I came in here and I don't know if Japan got the clapback or bidden or what, but it was like Japan was going to beat Brazil and knock them out, but I don't know if it happened.

Damn. That would have been really crazy. Brazil one. It's actually, now that I'm like watching football, soccer, like a beautiful game. A lot of the goals happen at the very end of the game. Is it just because everybody's tired as fuck or they're like, oh. Well, that's when they start to try now. Yeah.

Right. They're trying. Well, yeah. People get tired and you defend worse. you know, you defend less, and then opportunities are made, and opportunities are capitalized on. And we just need to make sure we do these things better. Listen to like any sports post talk is like absolutely insane.

Dude. We did the right things right. We did the wrong things wrong. Next time we just got to be bigger, better, faster. And hi, mom. That's why as a kid, I was like, why can't they be funny? Like, why, what is stopping them from just having a personality? Yeah.

Most of them don't. Because Shaq would be funny in some moments. But then you would see him like hunker down and just say the shit. And you're like, because you're exhausted. You just got done playing a full fucking basketball game. And then they put a microphone in your face. And you just go like, we got to defend better and make sure that we score more points. Well, it's like doing press.

It's like doing press. The first time you do press, you're like, I'm going to give a different answer every time. I'm going to be fun. I'm going to have a good time. I'm going to have a good rapport with these people. and A, you just, you get too exhausted. And B, they don't even want that. Yeah, they don't care.

They want you to give them the thing they can clip and put it in and da-da-da-da. That's story. But you know what I don't like anymore? Is now the post-game interviews? I feel like- Just Jimmy's Glick over here. Players cuss a little too much in the post game now. Yeah, we're getting cavalier.

We're getting cavalier. It's a little, I don't like it. It used to be like a big deal if it was like, oh shit, Shaq said shit. But now it's like, the post games are like, man, we fucked them up, dude. We just got to fucking play harder and just bring it to their ass. And you're like, whoa, what the hell? Well, is it because I thought that the other day as well, I think we've seen a similar clip? I was like, have they not raised the, the like penalties?

To get fined if you swear. They're fine 10 grand or whatever. But now these guys are making, they're signing $200 million for your contracts. So the 10 grand for them is like $5. Right. Fuck it. So they're like, fuck it. They're like, who gives a fucking shit?

I'm going to say what I say. Also, like, come on. I mean, not to get Pauly charged, but like the president lets bombs drop all the time. Like language bombs. He doesn't have. And you don't like that. And real bombs.

I would like it if we- He drops language bombs and real bombs. Yes. And real bombs. Okay. Okay. We got you. But yeah, I think we got to get back to not cussing so darn much.

Okay? And that's my big stance. You know, as a dad, I balance this every goddamn day. Because I'm like, I swear a lot. I think I swear most than most people. You have a bad mouth. You have a potty mouth. You have a true potty mouth, yeah.

My dad never swore. Right? He swore like three times. And it was like a not at me or like when or something. happened. It was like we'd be telling a story or something. It would need to quoting someone else. And you're like, oh my God, my dad just wore. But like, I swear. And so now like around my kids, I try and not swear, but I'm also like, now I'm like faking the funk and like, you know, you're like what It's okay to fake the foot. You don't need to keep it real 100% of the time with your kids.

Get in your, but I guess what I'm saying is, I guess what I'm saying is like there is a like weird line where you're like, what am I shielding them from? Right. Sure, it doesn't matter. Cursing, it's just, you don't want them to get, have that tongue, and then it's hurting them in school. They're not, they're not advancing. They're in sports that they get in trouble or whatever.

Exactly. But like saying is that now they're just saying it in a press conference. And so, yes, I agree with what you're saying, but also like nobody fucking cares. anymore. But they do, though, because the people that are cursing are the best of the best. Right. And they've been the best of the best forever. So if you're the high school kid and you go, I'll fuck this shit, the coach is going to be like,

hey, I'm going to bench your ass. And then they goes, fucking try it. And then they're in the middle of the championship game. And they go, okay, fucking just get in. Get the fuck in there. Let's get the fuck in there. God damn it, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Hey, to quote you, back to you, fucking get in there. Fucking get in there. That's the big moment of like the new Mighty Ducks. Yeah. And to quote you, just get the fuck in there, asshole. Is the fuck in there.

Oh, dude, I'm scrolling through my iPad on the plane and I'm like looking at movies and I have Repo Man like there, right? Oh, Emilio. My kid goes and fucking points at it and I'm like, what? He goes, I know him. I'm like, you know that guy? He goes, yeah, he's your Mighty Ducks. And I was like, fucking sick.

That's so cool. That's a huge get right there. Huge get. I'm excited for that point when Bo can start watching. Repo Man. Repo Man. I'm like, I don't even know if I can watch Repo Man. Just cult classics.

No, like Mighty Ducks and all the like the sports kids movies. It's so good. It doesn't be fun. Rewatch it. Do you guys think this is weird? Just sent my kid to camp. It's like a six-hour bus ride up from Southern California to Northern California. And the tradition of this camp on the bus ride that has it like the buses have a DVD player.

They play all three Beethoven movies. Whoa. I haven't watched Beethoven in a long time. Six hours of Groden. What's funny is that, dude, that's Charles Groton. Big Groden energy. That started for sure in. 1993.

That's what I'm saying. I'm like, who hasn't been like, let's change it up? And then just the next year they just put it on again and then the next year they put it on again and then they're like, well, we did it three years in a row. It's her tradition now. It's now a tradition. I'm like, this can't be

the Lego movies or like, no. 30 years later, they're still blasting it. They are waiting for the dude who is just gripping that tradition so hard to fucking croak. But he's not going anywhere. man. He's going to keep playing the shit out of the

Beethoven. But just blew my mind. Blue my mind. Because I'm like, why that? But it is totally somebody did it. Maybe as a joke, maybe not. But at a time where it did make sense, and it's just, I don't know if they're stuck in the goddamn DVD player or what.

What happens in number three? Copies. What's so funny is I'm learning that most people aren't joking. Okay. Okay. Most people aren't joking ever. It's science.

Like hardly ever is anyone joking. But we live in a world. I love the idea of Adam sitting around going, wait. This isn't a bit. Most people, I just realized, aren't joking. They're not joking. They truly like that. I agree.

As I become like a sports dad and you sit down with other dads, other dads, they're not joking at all. There's no jokes, dude. There's no jokes. And they're not, it's not. that they're serious, it's just that they're not joking. And they don't know how to compute jokes. You'll say a joke and they'll go, I mean, I had a bit forever that I would do

where someone, they won't comment, they won't actually laugh, they'll just comment on the left. They say that's funny. Well, they'll say like, that's funny. And that happened to me the other day at the playground. I took my son to the playground. And I don't know even what I said, but it was just kind of an offhand. joke. And he just goes, that's funny.

In such a straight way that I'm like, fucking, I hope you get hit by a bus. Like, fuck this guy. Perfectly nice guy. Perfectly nice guy. But I'm like, dude, just laugh then. Or don't. Dude, even if you're like, God, this season's going to go on forever, like, it ends in August.

Yeah. And you go. You're unbelievable. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Seems like it. To you. Maybe to you. Yeah, dude. People aren't joking. And it really bums me out. It really bums me out.

We've got to get back to giggling. I'm trying to just give the chucks and the gigs. But it's also like, my kids are goofballs. They're like, they like to joke. They're goofy. And it's hard to reel them in because I am not like a serious dad. And when I see these like serious dads, their kids are also like not always joking. Or like they're easy to reel back in and be like, hey, cut it out.

And they go, yeah, no, for sure, Dad, because we're serious. We're all serious. Because we're serious people. Sorry, sir. Yeah, and those guys are going to grow up and probably do well being a business nerd. Yeah. And fuck them. But their lives are going to be so boring.

Yeah, our lives, dude, our lives are crazy. Compared to theirs. Yeah. Dude, they just got to watch Beethoven one through three every year. And they'll find their humor. Yeah. They'll find their way. That's what'll break him out of the show.

Are there any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams here, boys? I feel like... You know what I have that? You have this a jimony glick thing happening today. What's going to... I did just watch the Martin's short documentary, and that might have kind of wore off on me. Did you? You're going to give him flowers?

He's not dead. I don't give anybody flowers. No, I know. Adam, you're being... She's a joke. Very serious. Kind of proof of my problem. point here, okay.

I will say Jiminy Glick is one of the most, one of the funniest characters ever invented. He absolutely destroys when he's Jimmy Glick. Yeah. I cracked a lot of hard. You know, I didn't, I, I guess Martin Short never did it for me in the way I think he does it for some people. Mm-hmm. He came up short. And I was, came up a little short for me.

And I loved Jimny Glick. That was probably my favorite. Martin Short character of his. But watching that documentary, I was like, oh, it's cool. how much he's loved. Like, his friends love him. And they're like, he's the funniest guy. And it made me like him and appreciate him.

It made me really want to get invited to those housepins. Those looked really fun. Yeah. Those look sick. Or it's just like him and Tom Cruise. Where you just have to watch him perform. Us and Catherine O'Hara. Yeah.

Unreal. He's the best. I mean, for me, Inner Space and Clifford. Oh, dude. Clifford. And the luck movie? What's the luck? What's the luck movie, Danny Glover? Pure Luck.

Those three were on rotation. Underrated at hell, dude. Those three were on rotation. Basically, pure luck is a classic 90s movie where a woman goes missing. And Danny Glover is hired to find her. And the whole thing is that she's super accident prone and like unlucky. So they get a guy who's also. unlucky to pair up with Danny Glover because they assume that he'll make all the same unlucky

choices and mistakes that she made, which will lead them to her. And guess what? It's incredible. It does. It worked. And, well, I won't spoil it. You guys, go watch sheer luck. You have to.

But also, the Ed Grimley cartoon. I don't remember that. Was my shit. Well, you got to be over 900 years old. The Ed Grimley cartoon, it was like Camp Candy, it was a whole era. There was like the Ed Grimley, Camp Candy, they were my shit. I remember Camp Candy. Camp Candy was dope.

I mean, Bobby's World was another one where they were just like, let's get famous, funny guys who maybe aren't killing it at the box office right now and give them a little extra thing. Yeah, give them a little fox morning cartoon. Yeah. So sick. We got to get our cartoon. Yeah, we got to get our cartoon. That would be dope. Yeah, it's our time.

That would be dope. A little morning cartoon. Any takebacks? Any apologies? Any epic slams here? No. I guess I'd just like epically like to lift up the movie Pure Luck. Please go watch it.

Yeah. After, immediately after this podcast. And I knew I was on, you know, dicey territory when I said who was the most muscular country. But I still kind of wanted to know. So I look, look, I'll ask around. Yeah, I'll reach out to other competitors that Emma knows. Yeah, if you could slide into Blake's DMs and say who is them.

It's got to be, it's probably like New Zealanders. They're like super sexy. By the way, this is the nightmare where like I do ask Emma and she knows right off the bat. Polynesian. I don't know about that. Well, that's not a country. But if she just is like, France seemed. real cut. And I can just go,

you just had that right there, huh? You're picturing something? Oh, yeah. Oh, you forget. When French boys get cut, they get cut, bro. Usually not cut, right? Usually uncircised. But I do want to give a shout out. Stockholm. Very cool. Copenhagen. Syndrome. Very cool. Syndrome. Very funny.

Adam. I don't know if that's a point, a point situation or just a spectrum situation. It was a pretty. particularly funny. I just had to say it. Like Stockholm. Whenever I hear Stockholm, I have to say syndrome. The rad thing is that, as you guys know, my name very strange.

I go there, it's fucking everywhere. Yeah, you might as well just be Jeff or something. It's almost overwhelming to be like, it's just everywhere. It's everywhere here. And I got to grow up in America where I don't even know how to pronounce this fucking name. It's very funny. And Copenhagen, very cool place. Very cool.

Hans Christian Anderson is kind of the... What did your family like? What country were they most stoked on? I lean towards Stockholm over Copenhagen. Stockholm is like Chicago. Copenhagen's like Brooklyn. Take from that what you will. But just like vibe-wise, that's the thing.

But we did take a little road trip up to... Lego land, Denmark. Oh, another level. Another level. Are they the ones that invented Lego? Yeah, yeah. That's where it all is. It's in this town like three hours outside of Copenhagen.

They have like their own airport. Everyone there works either in the factory or the office or their lawyers for them or whatever. Like huge. I mean, Legos are fucking huge. Yeah. They're bigger than. My son loves Legos and I cannot wait for him to grow up and get a little more in. because I want to go to Lego Land.

Oh, dude. But they're so expensive. Oh, my Lord. This is a great move. They are expensive. We're in the Lego Museum, and they have a bunch of stuff you can build with. And Emma standing there,

and this woman comes over who works there, and she's like, are you having fun? And like, yeah, da-da. And then Emma goes, you know, at home, we play with these magnetiles. Have you seen those? And I was like, what are you doing?

Yeah, yeah. Shut the fuck on. And the Danish woman who works there was like, yes, I know, and Emma was like, I'm sorry. And I go, what are you doing? Yeah. Shut the fuck up.

This is like going into McDonald's and being like, you know, have you had the Whopper? I wish you guys could make the Whopper here. What exactly did you just say to me? But dude, it's for kids, it's unreal. And weird adults. Yes, and weird adults. It's like Disneyland, right?

Where there's, you're out there. Lego adults. I mean, these guys, there were two guys that were working so fast to make a giant Ghostbusters emblem that was like four feet around and they were like we're closing very soon and they were like we're almost finished here and they're working off the thing

on their phone like the schematics and like the plans to like how to do it and I'm like these guys are not going to finish this is this is rough and also who cares right because you can't take these Legos with you. No but you can if you do something kind of great

they'll put it up on a shelf for a week or whatever and so you're like, I made this shelf. People just live for that sick. But it is very like Disney-ish. This reminds me of a very quick story about how we were going to go to Nike. We were in like Oregon on tour back in the day. And we were going to go to the Nike factory.

Yeah, the campus and we were going to get a full tour. We ended up not being able to go that morning because something about our flight. We were hammered driving there. It was something where like our flight got moved or something happened, but we couldn't go. But we come down stairs, me and Walsh and Adam Ray, and we're meeting in the lobby, about to head out to go. And Adam Ray is just in Adidas track pants and Adidas shoes.

And I go, what are you doing, bud? And he's like, what? And I go, you're wearing their number one competition full Adidas. Yeah. And he was like, oh, I didn't. even think about that. I don't think they'll care. And I'm like, they absolutely. They totally both. They care more than anybody. That's like blood in, blood out shit. They'll go, oh, let's get you some other pants and get you some shoes. And then you won't know where your old pants and shoes

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