This Is Important - Ep 31: How to Travel with Weed, Allegedly

Episode Date: March 23, 2021

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what's the most important bottom line critical thing happening on this planet. Today on This Is Important, glorious wampers. Nick Hexham, greatest rapper of all time. Adult Spider-Man costumes, show your dick off too much. Let the rain fall down. Buckle up. Yeah. Yeah. All right. We're back. Hit us with the hit science, Blake. He was hitting science before. Oh, the highly anticipated science. I couldn't hear it. I couldn't hear it. Can you do it again? Okay, the highly anticipated. Give it to us. Okay, go ahead and do it now. You got to shut up for a second, all right? Okay, everybody shut up.

I'm shutting up. Shut up. Shut up. It's science. There we go. I heard it. Absolutely Anchor Mandela. Absolutely Anchor Mandela effect. Yeah, that is the Anchor Mandela effect, because that is not at all, not even close to how I remember it. No. The delivery is so casual. And that's the only time he says it in the movie? There's another part where he talks about women's brains being smaller and he's like, it's science stuff or something. Oh, was that the one with the delivery of like, it's science? No, there's no one that goes, it's science. That's crazy, because that's the impression that everyone did for years and years. Who did it that way first though? Who was the first person to be like, it's science and over annunciate it?

Because that person's funny. The most legendary frat bro of all time. It's science. He took Anchor Man and made it his own and then the rest was history. Yeah, it's drunk brain. It's like synapses coming together like I saw it. It's science. It also could have just been baby nooch. It might have been Kyle's brother. Oh, it's my bro. Playing beer pong and he was like, it's science. Yeah, it could have been. Shout out to baby nooch. It does seem like somebody was just a little drunk and was trying to remember what they were saying and were like, it's science. And they were like, whoa. It's science. It just dumped out of their mouth and everyone's like, wait a second, what? He's like, it's science. I want to be on you. So are we doing this?

What was that? I just need to like set myself like up. I just need to be ready for this. No, those were the two. Those were the two. Okay, cool. Yeah, I just wanted to shout out baby nooch real quick because his name was brought up and that nickname is so good. Yeah, that's all, that's all. Big shout out to baby nooch. Today, I probably won't be using the soundboard. I'm going to be doing like Foley. And then what is that supposed to be, Blake? Sloshing. It's science. Oh, dude, I was thinking you want to hear some Foley that I was working on right before this? Check this out. Are you ready? Okay. Yeah, a little churper.

I just did a fake bong ripping jokes. That was supposed to be a bong rip. It was committed. I was committed to it. Committed. Here, I can do it. Hold on, I got it better. Here we go. I got it better. Here's Blake. Where's your lighter sound, bitch? Adam, are you going next? Adam, are you going next? Okay. Damn. Superhead. This dude just sounds like he's given bomb dome. That's a little bong. That's a little churper.

It's all about the following. Mad hit. All right, Anders, are you participating? Mm-hmm. Okay. Oh, good. Okay. I drank the bong water. Right. Now, see, that was a real short hit. That was a short, short hit. Short hit. Can I go again? Yeah. Can I just show you what the bar was? Watch this. Well, you're using a real lighter. Yeah. Why are you choking? Okay. All right. Well, that was nice. Any other- Any take backs or apologies?

Another great episode of This Is Important. I just got water all over my screen. Hey, can I show you guys, so I'm going to Charleston, right, to shoot the Righteous Gemstones. Right. And so I bought all this weed. Yes. Kyle, do you think I can go on the plane with this amount of weed that I'm about to show you? On the- Do you want to carry it on? Why don't you just pack it? Well, I'm going to pack it, but I mean- Yeah, you're fine. Okay. Shove it up your ass. I'm going to get- I might shove some of it up my ass.

No, no, no. Some of it is suppository. Okay, tight. I got chocolate chip cookies, which I'm pretty stoked on. Yum-yum. I got- Yeah, I'll last you a day. I know. I got two candy bars, you know? Should we be like saying how many years it is in prison for each item? Yeah. Okay. It's none. There's no years.

For flying with a bunch of weed to a place that's not legal? Is it not legal in Charleston? No. That's the whole- That's what we're talking about here. You'll be fine. Gummies. And then a bag of these, what I'm super stoked on, are these little tiny mini joints, but they're covered in Keef, Kyle. Remember those?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm actually Adam. Adam, I'm actually back. I'm back smoking, dude. So, like- Oh, you're back on it, dude. Oh, wait a minute. Are you serious? Is that real? I swear to you guys. I swear. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Thank you, God. Yeah, I'm smoking some weed. Yeah. Will you ever mess with these little doggies? Fuck yeah, I mess with those doggies. Will you tell everyone at home what those little doggies are?

They're called- I haven't smoked them yet. I'm excited. I'm kind of like saving them for Charleston because I leave Monday. And what are those little doggies? They're called baby teeters. And they're little tiny joints, and they're covered in Keef on the outside. And- He's excited about it. If they're anything like the bigger ones, they taste yummy, yummy for my tummy.

Yes, sir. So your preference is smoking? I do. I like to smoke joints. 100%. Me too. But then I also like a yummy ed as well. And why do you like smoking most of all? Because you're about hashtag fitness, and I'm just wondering if it hinders or- Does it help?

No, smoking weed. I won't say it helps because I think I get it's science. I think it's science. Science. It's science. But no, sometimes I'll get a little stoned. And especially if I'm doing cardio, like if I'm on the bike, I just kind of get in the zone and I'm just pumping them pads.

Right. Yeah, baby. But what I'm really messing with lately is the packs of these little joints called selfies. And there's 12 mini-pre-rules that comes in one pack. And it's perfect if you're just smoking by yourself because my girl doesn't smoke. So a lot of times it's just me getting high by myself. Perfect.

And they're the perfect amount. But I got two giant bags full of weed. And we don't think that me traveling, I'm going to get in any kind of whoopsie doozles. Here's what I would say. If you're nervous about it, I think you could pack some of that stuff with you on your- In your- I wouldn't just bring it with you on your carry-on in case they check it, because they'll be like, yo, what the fuck?

They're like, hey, that's a lot of weed. If they put in the checked luggage, all good. The other thing you could do is just mail it to yourself. Just mail it to the fucking address. Also illegal. Yeah, but nobody checks the fucking address. I would strap it all to your chest just under your shirt. That's a good idea.

And it might puff out a little bit and- Should I write this down? Yeah. Okay. It's wear a puffy jacket. Just wear a puffy jacket where sunglasses inside, no one will bother you. I think that'll be a good look for riding on an airplane. There you go.

Well, I just came back, when I came back from Mexico after doing wedding stuff. I'm an international drug smuggler, because I smuggled drugs to Mexico. Allegedly. Well, just weed. And allegedly, I'm telling you, though, I did. And then I'm allegedly telling the truth. And then on the way back, I didn't smoke all the joints I brought.

I got a little aggressive with the amount of joints that I brought to Mexico for a four-day trip. So then on the return, I had a bunch of weed. So I brought it back with. And Chloe, as we're going through, you know how they have the drug sniffing dog that smells you when you're coming back through customs? Yeah. There's two lines. And the line that I was in, there's no dog.

And it was smooth saline. And I'm like, yeah. And then Chloe calls me back and goes, Adam. The weed that you have on you. Come look at this dog. Exactly. She goes, Adam, no, you got to have the dog smell you. And I'm like, what?

Yeah, exactly. I'm like, what? And I didn't want to go, no, I'm good. So I walked back and had this dog smell my bag. And the dog didn't give a shit. I had like three joints on me. He just didn't care. But I mean, that dog must have been so high already from sniffing everything else.

I don't think it's a thing that you really, I think people just look the other way. I've had people look the other way after looking at my marijuana on both international and on domestic flights. Do you think that's because they recognize you as Carl from Oracle Hall? That has to be. Not at all. It's just because it's not worth it. It's just like it's one little pen that's got a little weed in it.

And they're like, well, you say that until you visit Thailand. And all of a sudden you're there. You're in a hut with bamboo shoots going through your, you know, underneath your fingernails, crazy shit. Oh, you're saying torture. True. Yeah, that's right. Have you ever seen locked up in a broad homie?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hear you. I actually haven't watched that show too much. I haven't seen it. Oh, you should watch that. That one's gnarly. It's always, it's always like, what's usually like, it's like some 20 year old girl. And she's like, I met this guy. He was really fun.

And then she said we could go to a Rubin vacation with him. If I just have to stick this balloon up my ass. And I didn't know what it was. And I just thought this guy's kinky. And then she. Is that your dick? Yes. Yeah, it's my dick.

And keep my dick in you on this entire flight. It's a disgusting habit. Detachable penis. Did you just jizz? What is that? It's my jizz. Don't make fun of me. I'm super sensitive about it.

If you love me, you won't say anything about it. Okay. Yeah. And it's and then, but then every once in a while, it's just like a stoner. It was like she was the stoner friend, Stephanie, the stoner friend. She wore him necklaces and had beads in her hair. We all love Stephanie. And then Stephanie brings like a gram of marijuana to the Philippines or where the fuck ever.

And suddenly she's locked away for like 20 years. Damn. Over like the tiniest amount of weed. Yeah, they don't fuck around. Yeah. The most nervous I've ever gotten was bringing weed to international places. Yeah. Like in in in America, I'm not too worried about it.

I felt pretty confident in going to Mexico because I'm like, yeah, it's fine. They're down. They're down. They're down. They're cool down here. I still wrap it, double wrap it, shrink it. Oh, should I do stuff to it?

I was just going to literally put it in a tie-dye hooded sweatshirt. You flip it and reverse it? I still like, you know, double shrink wrap, vacuum seal that shit and put it in the places. Yeah, I go to those lengths. Okay. Okay. I'm looking for advice here and you're just telling me to stick it in my luggage one second. But you're going to Charleston.

That's right. I'm not worried about America. I'm talking about when you're going international. Okay. I hope you're, I hope you're okay. Oh, I'm sorry. You're so bored, Anders, when we're talking about drugs. Can we talk about swimming or something?

Jesus Christ. We're talking about packing luggage, basically. Mail it to yourself. No, we're talking about smuggling drugs, man. Tell me a fucking story about being high. No, you know what? We're really just talking about fears. We're talking about fears here, okay?

And it's okay to talk about fears with your buds. Improv, Anders. Yeah, yes, say in the situation. He kind of did with a snore. He kind of did. I kind of like to talk about getting in jail and prison abroad. That's kind of funny. Does your luck, do you have like zippers on your luggage or?

Oh, back to the luggage. Okay. Do you roll your t-shirts or do you fold them? I actually don't have zippers on my luggage. It's actually kind of a thing. Now we're talking. Wait, what do you mean it's kind of a thing? What the fuck is that?

The little parts of the actual, the part that you grab when you zip. I don't know where it went, man. Someone stole my, the grabby parts. The dongle came off? The grabby parts. I know what you can do to replace that. Put a couple of paper clips in there, man. Just thread it through, twist it up and fucking grab that shit.

Yeah, I could. I could, but I don't want it to look too janky. I don't want people to be like, obviously, this guy is smuggling tons of little baby joints covered in keef. Right. No, that's just a hot, hot tip for everybody struggling with their luggage out there. No, that's what this podcast has become. Important tips.

Yeah. Hot, hot tip. And that's been how to pack your drugs. Steve has a good one. He was, he did a whole video on how he used to go all around when he was doing the wild boys of like packing shit. He would just swallow it and shit it out and swallow it and shit it out. Adam, just do that.

He was like doing cocaine. I mean, if I was traveling with cocaine, I would be, it would be a much bigger conversation that we're having. Oh yeah. It would be a private conversation, I bet you. Yeah, I don't know if I'd be throwing that on the, on the pod. Right. That would be a private one.

But if I were traveling with cocaine, what I would do. Right. Hypothetical. Hypothetical. What I would do is I would, for sure, I wouldn't swallow it because what if it bursts inside you, dude? And then all of a sudden you're just like. Having the best day of your life.

Oh, then all of a sudden you're partying too hard on that plane. You won't shut the fuck up for like three days. Let me fly this thing. How fast can it go? Well, when you walk through those little things at LAX and it spins around the like x-ray machine that like does the full body scan, it can see if you have a little cocaine nugget up your asshole.

A little dick. Yeah, for sure. What are they looking for in those things? What is that shit? Yeah, I thought that was for metal. I thought that was for metal and like guns and stuff. Yeah, but it's you. Have you ever seen the video of you?

Yeah. You can see your dick. It's like you're like transparent and you can see your dick. You can see your dick outline? You can see the outline of your dick. Yeah. Yeah. It looks like it's like taped to your leg kind of thing.

Wait, are you serious? They can actually see your penis size. Yeah, dude. Yeah. What? Wait, that doesn't seem fair. That was the whole thing people were freaking out. This is not good.

That's why a lot of celebrities won't go through the thing. Like Charlize Baron allegedly. I might be making it up, but it seems like it's her. Was like, I'm not going to walk through that. You're just going to look at my titties. What? You're just going to look at her titties. Penis.

Yeah. Look at her penis. Are you kidding me? That's like X-ray goggles? Allegedly, her penis according to theirs. Yeah, you can see like. Are you kidding me? Like it's like layered, but it's you can make it out.

You can see what it does. You can see it. It's definitely like what we imagined when we were little kids and we were buying like spy gear. Did you guys ever have like the My Spy Gear? That was like. The X-ray glasses. Yeah, fuck yeah.

Yeah, and they're like X-ray glasses. You're like, dang, I wish these weren't. Yes, dude. I can see so many boobies. I wish this was real. I can finally see like Gloria's big old wampoes that works at the gas station. Gloria.

Gloria, that's so real. I just remember at the gas station down the street for my house, just Gloria had just some wampers. Gloria's wampers. I want to be on you. Gloria has to be the biggest boob name I've ever heard. Oh, she had some. I remember, we would talk about it.

We would like go in there and be like, oh my god. No, to each other. I mean, we're also like seven, eight years old. We're there to buy like suckers, but we were like, oh my goodness. Suckers, suckers. I was deep into suckers. Fuck yeah. I just imagine like a line of like six, seven year olds

at the gas station just like sucking on suckers, being like, hey, Gloria. Hey, Gloria. Meanwhile, her tits are just laying on the counter. As she's standing upright. Is she like a big woman? She wasn't. Is she a big woman or like a thin woman with a giant jaw?

No, she was a thicker. Shwing. Shwing. She was thicker. It was proportionate. They rested on the counter. Yeah, yeah. In high school, we had a security guard who was a bigger woman

with just some real rocket dogs. Moderators, rocket dogs. I'm so excited. Little boys are so awesome with their names for breasts. Like their names are just crazy. Do girls do that with dicks? Like our girls just like they don't have the names or they just have like one name.

They say penis, right? They just say wiener. Coach Swanson has the biggest rocket dog. They call the wiener rocket dogs. Did you see Coach Swanson in his gym shorts? Yeah. His rocket dog was flapping all over the place. He was running and his pants fell off.

Is he a bigger man? As far as I can see. His Whomper. His Whomper dripping out of his baseball shorts. Dude, I was at the airport. I saw Blake from where college walked through the X-ray. He's got a tight. He's so small.

His rocket dog is a rocket puppy. I didn't see it on the X-ray thing. Like I didn't see his donker on the X-ray thing. His Whomper is really small. It's a willy Whomper. It's not a Whomper. It's a Whomper, if anything. When it comes out at night.

Yeah. Whoopsies. Whoopsies. I think people were freaking out when that stuff all came out. And then as far as like the frisking, people were like, I don't want people feeling my body. It's like, you know, they don't want to feel your body. Like they're just there.

I'm sure there is some one highlight of the day for every security guard. But besides the highlight, nobody cares. Right. Just a weird job. It's just a weird job where you're grabbing people. As they're frisking, they're like, just want to let you know you're the top so far. Okay, you can go through.

What did you say? You've got the best rocket dogs we've seen so far today. You could go through. Keep your shoes on. Yo, the best video ever online is where the cop is frisking that guy. And he's like, okay, when he got right here and he like jiggles his dick. And he's like, oh, that's my pizza, sir. Yeah, that's my dick.

All right. Yeah, that's my dick. All right. Moving on. Uh, you know, that happened to me. I was when I was on tour. Somebody grab your John Ham. Have we heard this on the pod?

I know. I think you guys have heard this story. I don't think we've told this on the pod. But I don't think I know this. I was wearing like tight pants. And my dick was flapped to the side and you could just make it out. You could just see my dick. I was having a good showing, a good dick day.

I'm sorry. You're what? You're your rocket dog? My rocket dog. Yeah. Oh, sorry. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. So just, you know, and, uh, they were like, it read that there was something in my pocket and I turn my, I'm like, no, I don't have anything in my pockets. And I like, I like to turn my pockets inside out. And the guy's like, okay. And there's a white woman goes, no, no, what is that? What is that? There's something in your pocket right there.

And I go, ma'am, that's my rocket dog. Listen, white lady. You know what I mean? And then this black woman who was right next to her lost, who was also, um, worked at the, what do they call them? TSA people. Worked at the TSA. TSA.

TSA, yeah. TSA, uh, lost her fucking mind. Was like, oh shit, you've never seen one like that, huh? Like, uh, and then I never felt better in my entire life. Even though I have a very medium sized dick, just having this black woman compliment on the, uh, outline of my dick made me feel really good. You turned your pockets inside out and pulled your dick through your pocket hole? No, I'm, no, I turned.

Can you? Yeah. Like that's what I did. Can you do that for the pop? It's science. No, it, it looked like I had something stuffed in my pants because my, my jeans were too tight. What happened was I was on tour.

I think, uh, my ass grew. So then therefore made the thighs and ass region cling on to, uh, my dick and ass region. It pushed your balls forward. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. You know how it goes. Yeah.

Yeah. And, uh, shouldn't have put the pants in the dryer, you know, shrunk them. Yeah. It's science, you know. Shrunk them. Dude, you're becoming your dad. That's up there with, uh, get your becker hard, you know. Hey, get your becker hard.

Shrunk them. I'm glad pants are getting back to where they're wearable again. Like, uh, Oh, the skinny jeans. Like skin tight jeans are, are out of fashion right now. Thank God. Yeah. Yeah.

No. Yeah. You're rocking high-waisted. I'm such a high-waisted guy. I wish, I wish I was that fashionable. Yeah. Cause that's mad comfy. You ever put on some, like every once in a while when you would like have to wear

like a dress pant and it's more high-waisted. I'm like, yeah, give me more of these. I like that shit. My little belly doesn't flop over. It's like Don Draper. It's crazy. That's where dudes used to wear their belts always was their highways to pants. Dude, my grandpa, I mean, I assume all of our grandpas rocked their pants super high

and you're like, yo, I can see your fucking rocket dog grandpa. Yeah. No sir. I don't like it. That's so high. They really put their belt like around their belly button, man. Like what the fuck? Yeah.

Cause it's, it elongates your legs, your proportions. It makes you look better. It's like comic book drawings are all tall. I got some little stems too. I'm, I'm trying to elongate those doggies. Yeah, I get the high-waisted ones going. That's tight, bro. It's tight.

Probably, probably makes your Johnson look bigger too, for sure. I go low-rise, like the black pros cover with the pubes out the top. Oh, well, that's a great look. Killer look for you, especially. I don't know if it's fashionable, but it's in the summertime. It feels nice. Yeah. Oh my god.

So you do like a Christina, what was her name? Aguilera kind of low rider pant where your butt crack kind of pops out the top. Yeah. That's man. Genie in a bottle. And like the thong over the hip. Oh, whale tails. Now that was some shit.

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It was crazy. I just watched the Britney Spears documentary, which I think we talked about a few weeks ago. And the amount of footage that they showed of just girls like in the like waiting in line to see Britney back in like the early 2000s, wearing those jeans was out of control. I'm like, yeah, I think I'm going to be a dad that my daughter is like, well, my dad, I hate him because he never lets me out of the house because I,

if my daughter's top pussy was hanging out of her jeans, the top pussy's hanging out, her foopa, her foopa, she's not going out. I can see the top of your pussy. Hey, I can see the top of your rocking dog and whatever we're calling that. That was when they had like belly chains, right? Belly chains were fire. Like it was like long, dangly freaking like belly button rings and shit. That was kind of cool.

Yeah, this shit's tight. Yep. That Shakira joint, that she-wolf. And it goes both ways. If my son is wearing too tight of pants and you could see the perfect outline of his red rocket. It's red. I'm sending him back upstairs.

Hello. Yeah. Go back upstairs. I could see your outline, brother. See your goddamn rocket dog. That's like those Halloween costumes, like those adult like Spider-Man's or whatever. Like they show the outline of your penis so hard.

I'm not- Yeah, they do. Sorry, hard was the wrong word. Those are four children though, right? No. Dude, they come in adult sizes as well. But those are just for fat kids, right? No, dude, it's for adults.

Like an adult Spider-Man costume, your dick is going to be the outline. Well, I think they're assuming if you're an adult and you wear that Spider-Man costume, you don't have a dick. Yeah. You're dickless, dude. What do you mean you don't have a dick? Yeah, what the fuck? You can see it in a costume.

What the fuck? Just because you're wearing a costume? What? I can't be Spider-Man? Not if you currently have a penis. What's up with that? That's what I think that's what they're saying, man. Yeah?

Yeah, a little spider bite. What if you have- I'm not saying that. I think that's what they're saying with the fabric. Oh. And wait, can we just go to the origin story to use the parlance of where you have come up with the concept that adult Spider-Man costumes show your dick off too much? Like what?

It's science. We all know it's science. But is this from like your last Halloween? Have you been googling shit and you're looking for the right one that doesn't show your rocket dog? Yeah. Well, sometimes, no, like the characters that I would like to be like, say, you know, like Frieza from Dragon Ball Z, like- For what?

Halloween? Halloween, man. I'm not just dressing up. We don't know. I don't know. Blake, we haven't seen you in a goddamn year. No, we don't see you anymore. You're just talking about in life.

You never mentioned Halloween. Yeah. You're just talking about the characters you would like to be. I'm talking about Halloween. I can totally picture you walking around the crib in a costume just like kicking air. Yeah, just being like, yeah, this is the character I am today. Yeah, I thought I heard a noise in the house. Just with silly string in your house, just shooting it from your wrist.

The real question here is like, what's up with the- Why don't you just wear underwear underneath? They like tucks it up. What's the deal? That is the real question, me, Undy. Why aren't you wearing underwear underneath your Spider-Man costume? It's science. At Halloween, around kids.

Just like, is it around kids or is this like a sexual thing you do with your lady? Yeah, thank you, Adam. No, this is the thing, to really be- to answer your question, like maybe I would have to wear several underwears because I have a very defined dick head. What is it? What does that mean? It's so defined. Several underwears?

What does that mean? Talk to me. I love it. I love this. This is great. So you're working with a total knob, is what's going on? So you just have a door handle. Yeah, you have a ball at the end of a rod.

It's just, you can tell. You can tell. Nice. Yeah, it's like, you know, it looks like a mushroom. I love it. You can tell. I think that person over there is a man. I think he has a dick head.

He's got a ridge. You can tell I'm circumcised. Does that make sense? Well, then who cares, man? I guess you had that dope donger, just flaunt it, man. If you're, you know, don't be worried about it. Don't not be Spider-Man since you want to be Spider-Man so badly. By the way, if you flip it straight up, you don't see like the head necessarily, right?

Why you tuck it in the underwear? It doesn't. It doesn't check out, guys. Also, then you're going to have to be a boner all the time to tuck it up like that, right? I mean, Not if you rock your underwear a little lower. Oh, you just like strangle the fucking little thing. Yeah, but this is also Halloween, you know.

So like it's just things are things go out the window. Yeah. No, that's true. And Spider-Man said that. Blake's worried about his ridge. Yeah, I like that you're talking. We're in March and you're talking about Halloween. Yeah, bro.

It's never too early to come up with your haul. You don't know. We should be talking about Shamrock. I like it. You're like, it's never too early and you're going with just the standard Spider-Man costume. Well, I got to figure out a way I can wear this thing without being a sex offender. You rock a cup. Go to get a voice cup from Big Five Sports.

There we go. You know what I mean? Okay. Jockstrap. Okay. That's a great idea. A cob piece or whatever. That's a great idea.

I like that. Create a very humid climate inside of the cup in your pants. Okay. Well, if you guys want to talk about something more of the time, what about St. Patrick's Day? It's our second St. Patrick's Day in quarantine. I remember we used to love St. Patty's Day. We would get real drunk. If I remember correctly, that was the day that I called into work sick.

And then as they were saying, I was like, I'm sick. And then like, oh, what do you have? And I'm like drunk. And they're like, so you're drunk? And I'm like, no, you got me. And then you called out of work for being drunk. And you were a delivery driver. Yeah.

That was, that made sense. That made total sense. It's like, I cannot come to work. Yes. Right. Not saying. Well, that is true. I actually got written up for that because I was totally honest with them.

I'm like, yo, I can't drive today. I'm, I've been drinking. And they're like, okay, yeah, you don't have to come in. But they definitely wrote me up. I got it. And what time? It's like 11 a.m. You're like, I've been drinking.

Oh yeah. We was so early. Oh, we got so drunk. What were the bars we used to go to on, it was on Fairfax? The one on Fairfax? Yeah. Yeah. It was called Tom.

Is it Tom something? Tom Bergens. Tom Bergens. We hit that up. Tom Bergens. And across the street was Molly Malone's. Molly Malone's, which was a shit show. Yeah.

Wait, those bars, are they, are they related those bars? Well, they're both Irish bars. But no, I don't think they're, I don't think they're brother, sister. It's a crazy coincidence that there's two. Yeah. Tom Bergen and Molly Malone. Tom Bergens seemed a little, a little more like high-class. I think they might have served food.

But Molly Malone's was like, It was a dirty Irish dive bar that like had, what was the, what's the, the big Irish band that plays like? Vlogging Molly's. Vlogging Molly was always there. They were constantly vlogging Molly. Dude, St. Patrick's Day music is the worst.

The worst. I disagree. I like a bagpipe. I like a bagpipe, but the Vlogging Molly's shit, I cannot fucking stand. That's why Korn kicks ass. Korn had a bagpipe. Korn does kick ass. Oh, all right.

What's that, what's that band that with a dude with no teeth? Is that the Pogues? They're fucking rock, man. The Pogues, yes. That's a good, that's some good Irish music. That's some good fucking drinking music right there. Irish music's really, you're not really listening to it any other time of year, but on St. Patty's Day, it snaps.

It snaps crackles and pops. Yeah, it feels good. Well, you're so hammered. Yeah, you're drunk enough to really appreciate it. Yeah, right. We really are. We really were at the bars at like nine in the morning, I feel like. You gotta be mad.

It was like, wake up early to go to the bars and then go home, take a nap around four or so, smoke a lot of resin. Okay. And then come back out to the bars. Don't want to make a smoke resin once a year. Kyle's back, baby, talking about the resin smokes. I remember fucking scraping bowls at our crib on St. Patrick's Day and like listening to some fucking loud ass music.

Tasty. Dude, no weed. So sad that we just couldn't afford more weed. Does anyone have a bowl I can scrape? We used to scrape, Blake, I think scraped like this giant fucking ball of resin. Do you remember that shit? Yeah, so what we would do is like boil, boil the pipes. On St. Patrick's Day.

Right. It's science. And you would just get like, yeah, it would actually ruin whatever pot or pan you used to boil the pipes in because all of the. Yeah, and it stinks like shit when you do that. It fucking really reeks. Yeah. It's just like tar.

It doesn't season the pan. Actually, macaroni be hitting the next day. Yeah, the macaroni. That ramen extra spicy. Yeah, that macaroni. That's the move. Fucking resin hits there. We had so many St. Patrick's Days that were just.

Remember when we just got a like a keg for like seven friends? And it was just like, I've mentioned Teddy a few times, but he's a legendary friend. But he just like fell asleep on the toilet. Oh, yeah. Shout out to Teddy. Just started to like, it was in the morning. So people just like piss around him or shower around him. Oh, yeah.

Right. Just like a sleep sitting down on the toilet after just drinking so much beer. What's cool is that you guys are like, leave him there. He's fine. He won't die. Craziest man. It is amazing how often we thought our friends weren't going to die and how we were right every time.

The fact that we didn't just lose a buddy in the hallway. Yeah. Because we just allowed him to sleep there and. And we're lucky. He bombed on himself. We got lucky. We got lucky. We rolled the dice.

Well, Blake's got a spidey sense. We know that. I got something. I got something. He's got a prominent ridge. Oh my god. A defined head. Okay, come on.

A defined head, aka the prominent ridge. It's science. Yeah, no. Dang. Kyle, didn't you like wandered through a park in Philly one night? We got that was what was that festival we went to? Made in America, right? That was made in America.

It was during like watching Jay-Z perform. I remember I was like, uh, I got to go. Dude. And we were miked. We were fucking miked because we were filming like that whole thing. So I had the mic on everybody's like, where the fuck did Kyle go? What happened to him? They didn't know where I went.

And then the audio just hears you just going fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. No, I was snoring at that point. I had, I was snoring in my bed. They knew I was safe. That was it. They didn't know exactly where I was, but like we can hear him snoring. He snoring and then they just hear a train coming. He's safe.

Oh, I think he smushed. Well, the thing was, what was the deal with that? Like Budweiser like flew us out there just to promote workaholics or. It was the best gig. Budweiser just paid us to drink Budweiser, to be seen drinking. Not Bud lights, only Bud heavies too. Remember that shit? No, you can't say Bud heavy.

They were very mad about it. Very, very upset. That's right. So we drank Budweiser's that entire day. And we all got really, really, really drunk. Yes. Give me a hell, yeah. I do remember because that was the festival that like Jay-Z and was he the money behind it?

Yeah, Jay-Z I think put it together or curated it. Yeah. Ron Howard was there filming, I remember. I believe I saw Ron Howard said what's up to him. That was tight. And then I had the new camera, bro. I had the new camera out there and we were filming on my new camera that I had purchased to shoot workaholics on.

And the morning that we left to go back to LA, we like missed, they were wrapping on the door like you got to go and I was so fucking drunk still. I didn't have time to pack the camera and I had to fly back and I left my camera in Philadelphia. Did they send that camera to you or how'd you get it out? Yeah, they shipped it out like the next couple of days, but we were about to shoot. Well, hey, hang on a second. How'd you pack it? Oh my God.

What do you mean? Like, you know, the luggage, man. Well, I had weed in all the little compartments. Okay. Yeah, okay. And zippers or no. Now what's the zipper details? Zippers were, they were still intact.

It was a new, they were still intact. It was a new bag because it was a new camera. So I was pumped on that and I was like, fuck, give me a hell yeah. I remember on that trip being so excited, we were standing side stage. And if you remember, like some giant man came over and was like, clear the way, clear the way. And we're like, okay, we're just standing right here. We can be here.

And he like kind of pushed us away. And I was like a little bit like, you know, what the fuck, man? We have the backstage passes. We're here. Like, what are you doing? I'm Adam Devine. And all of a sudden it smelled fucking delicious. I was like, oh my God, what is that cotton candy?

Like, what is that delicious smell? And then Beyonce appeared. Wow. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You guys remember that? And Beyonce was standing right in front of it. In front of us.

And I was like, I don't know. I feel like we don't get that starstruck. That you have to be like, because if you're just an actor or just a musician that you consider you're kind of a peer or something, you know, you came up around the same time. You're like, yeah, yeah, that guy, cool. But with Beyonce, I was like, go, go, go, go. I think that I think they I think she came out to watch Odd Future. Like everybody came out to watch Odd Future and we were like side stage for that.

Yeah. I think it was during Tyler said or something or one of them. Yeah. Somebody had a DJ set. I don't know if it was the whole team. I also think it's like with like actors or whatever. There is some small chance that you could work with them. We knew very well.

This was the only time we would ever be in any vicinity of Beyonce. That's like, I don't know. She was in a gold member, Austin Powers. So yeah. Well, she had the roast of Roseanne. I can't remember. Guys, I'm sitting over here super quiet and super jealous because I was at a wedding that weekend and I fucking missed out.

That's right. Oh, that is right. I was trying to remember if you were there, you totally weren't. Ders would have had a great time because Isaac had to get the at least this what happened to me. Our manager. Isaac, our manager. Isaac, our manager. He had to get the manager to open up the door to my hotel room.

So then he could wake me up, pack my bags, drug me to the car. Then the guy that we've been drinking with all night long up until like three hours before we had to leave drove us to the airport. Still drunk, like literally drinking while he's driving us to the airport. That was legit a scary ride to the airport once I realized what was going on and who was there. In hindsight, it was like, oh, that was a really bad idea. And then that's the guy who we gave the fifth vodka to last night. And then Questlove saw us in the airport.

Did we go to New York and you guys had the same. We had the same driver from down in Philly. Yes. Yes, it was really randomly. Right. And he was like, I know you guys. And we were like, oh, shit. Like we high speed bro bonded with that guy.

Yeah, he was a good dude. So it was like dope. Just drove us drunk. But do you remember that time when we were walking around and there was this dude who was fuck up on something like obviously. And he was rock. He had his hands in his fucking. His head in his hands and he was all like crying.

And but he was rocking a free Carl shirt. That's right. And I just went up and sat next to him and was like, hey, man, it's going to be fine. And he looked at me. It was just like, yeah, I think his girlfriend just broke up with him. What? I think his girlfriend had just broke up with him and you sat by him and you're like, oh, I thought you said, I thought like you kept tabs with him.

Like it just happened. No, he was at the best. Lance is going through it right now. Jeremy. Yeah, he was sad because his chick left him and you sat down and you're like, hey, it's going to be all right. It's going to be fine. It's all going to be OK.

I remember I remember him not like clocking you like him in being like, right. He's like, who are you? Yeah, it took him like a good 15 seconds to be like, look through me and then focus to write in front of him. And then he was like, oh, shit. You should have robbed his ass. Yeah. Now break yourself.

I remember kind of being like not the biggest Pearl Jam fan. Sure. But when we were in Philly, they played like on the Rocky steps. That's where the stage was. Oh, that was magical. And then there's this beautiful fountain that's like spitting out water. And I didn't realize how many Pearl Jam songs I know and like, just because I was like, Pearl Jam, I wish there was someone else.

I wish it was the chili peppers or somebody else that was the headliner. And then they came on and I remember just having the absolute best time with my guys. Dude, it was so good. Yes, it was very magical. What's your number one Pearl Jam song? What's your go to? I still don't know. But I remember when they played their set, I was like, oh, I know every one of these.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm just trying to like, I mean, Jeremy is just jumping in. What else do we got from there? There's hell of Pearl Jam songs. I know, I know. What is the Yellow Lead better? Is that one right? What's that one?

There, there, there, there, that was like the kind of jamming one. Blake hit us with it. It's a little nails on a chalkboard for me now. What, you don't like it? You don't like Pearl Jam at all? Not anymore, not really. Blake hit us with it. What do you want now?

Even Flow. What's the one we got? Ramen, ramen, ramen, ramen, ramen. Ramen, ramen, ramen, ramen, ramen. Oh no. Hit us with one that we're all gonna be like, we know this one. We love this one. Okay, yeah, I got it.

Really? I got it. I got it. And what's cool everyone can do with any better voice, right? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I feel like there was after they came out There was 10 years where every band just sounded like that. They were all doing delete singers like oh, I can't sing I can't sing well, but I can sing like that So I'm just gonna read would not have existed without Pearl. Oh, you know what I when I was like, nah I'm not with these guys anymore is when they did that like oh, we're

Oh What just happened why are you guys doing the song? Why is it on all the time in every grocery store in every fucking light? That was a weird. You know why that song sucks. It kind of sounds like a fucking St. Patrick's Day song to me It's like It sucks because it sounds like that to you if I remember correctly Gloria had that rockin at the gas station with her big ol wamba for sure On the table just laying on the counter in front of her. That's what I'm talking about You're just sucking on that sucker like there's my baby. I'm just warping down a razzmatazz. Where are we at?

Hit us with it Blake. Check out our wambles. Okay. Here you go. I mean better man. Yeah Dude, yeah, this one's rocker. Yeah, the rain starts hitting us. We're around the statue Bro, do you remember that? Oh And we were like guys, we are still alive And we're still friends after all these years and it's rainy and then we cried you're actually I'm glad you weren't there Durs because you wouldn't have been on board with that moment. You would have been making fun of us Please stop hugging me. No, there's one thing that Durs would have been on board

We remember how it was like all like slippery on the concrete and we could like run inside like that was hella fun Durs would have been down and there was a weird desk chair with wheels for some reason and we were pushing each other Yes, I think I almost fell and got hurt but that adds up and that was right after you broke your back And I remember because I was like this is fucking raw dude. He's all Well, why don't you cry about it? Yeah, I care I care I care by the way you guys know what you guys know what pearl jam means, right? Uh, and I do and but I want you to explain it. Is it the uh, is it the uh, the little button? Mm-hmm. I just explained it. It's just whoop a pearl jam is jizz. I would think pearl is the clitoris. It's jizz Pearl jam is jizz pearl jam is jizz pearl necklace because like oh cuz jam as in it's like jam like jelly

And it's pearl colored and it's pearl jam. It's jizz. Wow. Well, that makes me like pearl jam so much more That's kind of yucky here. I thought they were kind of self-righteous They're like fun dudes so you can be like mom read the title of the CD Cut it out mom saying jizz What's going on in your little spider-man costume right now? Don't worry about it You look like your father in that costume Ah

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I know you're gonna love this I had a friend in like middle school or elementary school and we were talking about The cake song is going the distance. He's going for speed. He's all alone all alone all alone in a time of need All right, he's gonna go. He's gonna keep going And she was like what does that song mean and like put us on the spot and we were like it's just racing What it's just racing But we knew it was about sex and oh boy did we laugh about it as soon as we got out of your shot from her, man Yeah, oh man, it's little things like that that make me go

Is that song about like sex though he's going the distance Everything is about sex every song. Well, I know you can interpret it as that But I think that has so many like specific race car Like lines. I don't think it's about sex dude. There's what was the one where you were like is by that girl like The one that's like let the rain fall down and you're like that's about like a girl like getting all juicy hold up a little a little uh Back history for me. The first song I ever purchased on items was that song. Okay. Well, who was that carly ray jepson Hilary duff let the rain fall

Hilary duff. Wow that fucking song is is a little freak show that song is a little wild Because she's like Listen to the lyrics. She's like let the rain fall down on me like that sounds like us at pearl jam It sounds like us had pearl jam exactly the rain was falling down on us. It was great But then she says i'm coming in the middle of the song Hilary duff said this Sweet ass lizzie maguire. Yes. Wait. She said i'm coming in the middle of this song Or does she say it or does she sing it? No, she says i'm coming

Period If you could be going somewhere she said i'm coming not the way she said it sounds like she's got a rocket dog Does she say like i'm coming? Yes. Oh, she says it. Yes. Oh, that's tight. Okay I think I think we know what you got a cue up cue it the fuck up. Is it called come clean? It has to be It's called If it kicks in with that little wait, hold up. Hold up. Hold up. It was like the hills um Or the oc one of those shows like theme song laguna hills or whatever laguna hills. Thank you. I'm coming. Okay. Okay. Is this it? Is this it? Yes. Wow, this one's freaky. By the way, if you're not fucking to this song, you're not fucking right

The name of the song is come clean. Yeah, but how's it spelled? Let's go back to the beginning. You know what that means. That's what that's the vagina The beginning of your life is the vagina. Let's go back to that I feel like you might be reaching my sweet hillary duff wouldn't sing those nasty songs No, that's exactly what they would have done. They would have been like lizzie mcguire can say this It's cool. Exactly. This was her life. Oh, dude. That's what they do the producers are like, she's gotta do it I'm breaking loose from my squeaky clean image. Oh, yeah That is what they do. They hide some sick shit this sick industry. Yeah

100% dude. It's all freaking sick and disgusting Hollywood more like holly perv But uh, but the whole cake thing. I really think that's a song about racing I don't think that has anything to do with fucking I really don't think so cop. I Really don't I'm going the distance. Yeah. No, I get it. I just think that they meant it as a racing song I wish all of us grew up as as like nickelodeon or disney stars I wish we grew up like that. So then, um, when we got workaholics, that was us just getting all of our Naughty that was us, uh, our our dirty songs

Fuck like Christina Aguilera when she was like, I'm no longer a disney princess I'm oh, you mean you wish that we had like a record of being a disney kid out there like yeah Like we're squeaky clean and then we make workaholics and people are like, oh my god They're all grown up 69 Dudes, but adam you do look like a kid from one of those shows. Yeah, which one is it where you're identical. It's drake, right? I carly zack and cody. It's I carly and it's it's weirdly ice kind of look like that kid I mean, I definitely was fatter than he was as a child Uh drake and josh. Is that the guy? No, no, no, and it's I carly and don't get me started on drake and then uh,

What what's up? Chloe actually looks like Miranda Cosgrove Oh, so you guys are like the whole cast basically We are the entire cast and I really confuse people every six months or so I will post a photo of I carly and be like found this cute old photo of me and Chloe and people are like what? Oh, shit. I knew that was you. Well, there you go right there. You guys you have your halloween costume See, this is great No, I'm gonna wear a spider-man costume so so I could show up my rocket dog

Oh my god, I want to see the head Show me that head adam real quick. You want to see it? I'm just still stuck on the fact that you're you're like your your dick's big enough to like put to the side Might just kind of sits on top of my nuts Mine just kind of goes right above my nutsack is where it stops Yours looks like a like toad sitting in a beanbag chair Yeah, mine just kind of posts right up there. You know what I mean? There's no way I'm putting that thing down the leg of my pants Absolutely. No way. I have a better chance putting my balls down the leg of my pants

Lonely balls so freaking heat for that Which is cool too. That's dope big balls. That's rad right guys. Awesome dude. Hey, congratulations. That's sick. Give it up Are we gonna play the uh middle of the hillary duff song or what? The which one the middle of that hillary duff song. I need it. I'm coming What part should it kick in? It's after this a little deeper A little deeper. Well, we can't do much more. You know, we'll get sued by the duff camp. It's true. I'm sorry

It's I don't make the rules those duffalo soldiers are come Make the rules guys. I like that. I wish Blake made the rules. I wish too life would be so cool Blake made the rules. Oh my gosh. Oh my god. He does. He basically does come tomorrow It will seem so yesterday so yesterday so yesterday. I'm just a bird that's already flown away and let it go Well, Todd is saying he's gonna add all these songs through the this is important mix At uh important mix.com. So if you are like, oh my god, I can't wait to listen to that hillary duff song A lot of cake go to important mix.com and uh and treat yourself to an audio orgasm I gotta get on that mix. That's gotta be a trip just

Just to go down that mix. Um, I kind of dabbled in it and we talk about really bad music on our podcast and I It's quite enjoyable. Is that right? Oh, yeah Well, it depends because I think it's kick butt and I Yeah, admittedly. I think I do have a very bad taste in music and but you know, it's my taste and I like it Okay, so it is bad. So it is. I think most people would agree that it's probably bad But I like it and I know there's probably a few people out there like me Who just like really bad music and that's their style and taste most people have bad taste, right? Yeah, sure. Well, there is something like when we were growing up in the early aughts

The best time for music. It was like music was bad and we knew it Much like michael jackson's bad bad, but good though like at the time We knew that the pop culture was not very good. There were select awesome pop culture songs, right? boy bands trl Six feet from the urchin. I don't think it was not good So we had to like embrace this shit pop culture Fucking things suck, but you didn't like because I was listening to like independent bay area hip-hop

Which was like right in your guys backyard. Yeah, baby the living legends. Hiro. All the fucking cali agents those dudes like Oh, my god. I was listening to creed and just crying to myself while driving through the cornfields listening to Cuz i'm six feet from the edge and i'm thinking Well, i'm coming Cuz i'm six feet from the edge and i'm coming See like I couldn't tell you if I listened to creed back then I really don't think I liked creed I think I was like fucking like creed is funny because it's Horrible and there's like it 100 chance. I would put my life on the line. I would bet my life that if we could

Go back to high school And played that creed song for you You would cry It's science 100 i don't know about that dude I feel like I was so aware of how I was not a fan. No because I was the guy making fun of like dashboard confessional We'd get kyle. We'd give him like three beers Oh, because he's cry. Oh, okay. Well, I already said that we already know how that's gonna sit them on a bluff

It's a no hang on. I'm paid in the picture. No, you put beers in me. You know how that's gonna end I'm gonna be we give you three beers Not 12 Three we give you a beautiful vista and then all of a sudden I hit play Cuz i'm six feet from the edge and i'm thinking and you blow on his neck That's not doing shit to me, bro No, not even the blowing on the neck's doing anything to me. Nope. You're fucking rocket dog start switching I'm a man my little hey a mushroom on top of a toadstool and then that guitar comes in

Do do do do do do do do do. That's a great track. No. I hated it. I didn't like it I want to see that rocket dog move like a puppy having a dream Just kind of wiggling a little bit Dream about some food doing about running. I'm not buying that chasing cars Kyle's crying to that shit I know I know I know I was no I think I thought it was funny man I'm telling you I was making fun a dashboard confessional and all that shit like it just was too

Maybe I wanted to be a part of it Maybe I wanted to be a part of it, but I couldn't allow myself to at that point for sure I was also making fun of Creed 2 like I'm I was making fun of everything dude. I couldn't like anything I had to make fun of everything like there was so much good hip-hop at this time. I can't believe you guys No, I listened to a lot of hip-hop to like at that time. I was like more interested in intergalactic You know like the Beastie Boys and stuff or e40 Everyone that like Chappelle had on like to live quality most stuff all those fucking dudes that whole movement early Kanye like DJ shadow there was good shit. You got I don't think you guys were looking

No, remember that dude ever last like ever last like that was a joke, right? Like how did that fucking happen? Like what is that and I don't really want to know what it's any really might know What it's like white people want to see white people rapping period. That's what it is Oh, you mean the legend of whitey Ford get the fuck out of here, man. He's a legend Bro, that shit was so bad. It was already Fucking cool because it was so bad Rap rock kid rock was on the on the same the kid rock. What was kid rock? I don't know Hey, what up? You're flippin flopping. I don't like how you say you had no options

Like you couldn't just go to like a local record store. Yeah, Rasputin pull up on Rasputin, of course and be like Hey, man, what's the cool shit right now? And he's like Jedi mind tricks here. Listen to this I hear you I hear you and I'm not trying to say like there. I had no options I'm just thinking that there was this like awareness that was baked into our culture Knowing that shit sucked and we had to kind of be like yeah, this is our time Yeah, both alien ant forms smooth criminal was That dude fucking rocked so hard with his helmet this is gonna hurt his neck I actually thought that was tight you guys are tripping. Yeah, dude

Why even listening to anything else if alien ant farm exists? You know what I mean, right? Like line it up because all this is happening during an era when a young man named Ludacris was busting onto the sea I loved Ludacris. If you weren't jamming to Ludacris, you didn't know what the fuck was that loved Ludacris Well, I mean obviously everyone loves Luda. Luda is a fucking phenomenal rapper. Yes, he is one of the best rappers ever I like that we all are in total an agreement We are usually not in total agreement on on a lot of pop culture topics, but Ludacris Oh my god, Luda checks out. Don't fuck with Ludacris

If I may I will just say that like I don't know I can't really remember what Ludacris was rapping about But use a hoe he wrapped How he wrapped was fucking great music videos with the one word. They all had like giant bobbleheads. That was tight Yeah, that was a great. That wasn't that was the first song wasn't that his first song was use a hoe That was way up there for sure. I shared a dressing room with him. I think I talked about this at the NBA NBA All-Star Game Weekend, like I did a thing for the weekend Told the story Todd. Todd hit me up. I already told this guy He was so fast as soon as you said so did I tell you boom they know it's going there

Yeah, well, he's was like what music you want to listen to and I'm like anything by word of mouth and He said He said and then he put on one of my favorite tracks because I'm six feet and we both are like whoa Yeah, he's like obviously and I look at him and Ludacris was crying allegedly and I was like, oh shit dog You're crying. He's like this is one of the most beautiful songs. That's cuz he's hella witty. He understood it He understood how funny it was. I don't know if I would cry and he goes imagine you're on a beautiful vista Oh, right. So like your homie's blowing Yeah, yeah, you have three beers your homies blowing on your head. No, you've told this story before you've told the story before

I don't know Ludacris anything by word of mouth He was on the Austin Powers soundtrack, right? He wrapped up that beat. Yeah, that's a great sample. Yeah, he had that whole track that was just like rhymes Based off the Austin Powers movies. It was incredible. Kyle. Who's your favorite rapper of all time? My favorite rapper of all time and if it's not the legend of whitey Ford, I'm fucking walking, dude You can name a couple, but I'm just curious. I Mean, I think like I always go back to E40. I always find myself wondering what he's putting out Oh, you always put some new shit out

Okay, I Think that I think he might be my favorite rapper of all time There we go. His shit is so crazy and the way that he uses syllables and fucking Languages unparalleled, right? Well, we'll take it. I mean, he's the guy who gave Snoop his Like fizzle shit, right? Yeah, doggie fizzle. Televizel. I mean, he definitely Was the originator of a lot of slang a lot of slang. Yeah, right and it's not Nick Hexham from 311 What's it? Who's that Nick Hexham from 311? My favorite. My favorite. No. Goodbye. That's that's why What's 311's track? What's their track? What do you mean?

Come on And it was the color of your energy Do people know those songs that you're singing? Yeah, obviously Everybody knows Amber that one is like from 51st dates and everybody's seen that movie. Obviously, everyone knows 311 Is that 311 though? Amber is 311. Yeah, I like that track tracks good down is the one that they down down I remember hearing that for the first time on like the radio back in the day and being like this is fucking cool And then the follow-up lost me Nick Hexham greatest rapper of all time. A lot of people say Jesus Jesus

Apologies or epic slams. Is that where we're at? God. I don't watch the clock. We can still go for a little bit We are at one hour I Like to take back the fact that I was kind of putting on I was kind of telling Kyle what he should like and Even though I know for a fact if I was going to high school with Kyle I would have taken him to a beautiful vista. I would have played the creed song And I know he would have cried. I know I would have like brought up Like a girlfriend or an ex-girlfriend and just being like, you know, what's that about?

And then he would and then I would have he would have started to tell a story. I would have Very sweetly and quickly touched play on on on my pioneer CD changer and he would then shed a tear right when Scott staff was delivering those sweet sweet melodies Stop stop name-dropping these people. I hate that you can just pull these names up I want an apology. You know members are a band that you shouldn't know the members And uh, I apologize to all of us Adam. By the way, you could be making these up and we wouldn't know I'll apologize for um

I know you you were talking about packing your weed and stuff and I I made light of that and I shouldn't I think it's I think it's important. Yeah This podcast is about what is important. And you know, if you want to Circle back to that right now and just kind of take us to the end here with a little bit more of it I'm gags. I actually have another a full other bag of joints and things that I plan on bringing Kyle, do you think I should put it in two separate bags or just solidify it in the one in the one bag? I don't know man. I don't know what you're saying. I don't feel like you have a plan I feel like you should just dump it in your suitcase and fucking roll, dude

Okay, like well because either way like what what are you gonna do? Like it's gonna be in one bag and you're gonna fucking empty They're gonna empty a bunch of them and they're gonna find everything. So like who what do you mean? Just put it in the bag check it Or ship it. Uh, I'd like to compliment I would like I would like to take back Uh, what I said apologizing to Kyle because now he doesn't deserve it What the fuck no, dude, I'm just I would like to take back anything I said during this podcast

I'd feel like it was not my greatest performance Especially when I was talking about my tiny little something On top on top of the big balls like did I do that? I feel like I shot myself in the foot on that and I really uh, would like to Take that part back because it's it's okay. It's okay to be me. It's okay to be me I'd like to compliment onters for trying to uh Put these guys on some games shout out some uh backpack rappers from the bay really trying to get these kids to Listen to some tombs, but as you can see they are stuck in their ways. They are creedmen

Grouch and Eli shout out and also don't be afraid to uh play a little artelexis Some deep cut artelexis jams from everclear Um other members of the band uh craig montoya and I forget the third guy's name, but uh, they're they're pretty great I like everclear everclear has three amazing songs everclear see that was the biggest joke You got that album and every fucking song sounded exactly the same That album is a joke You better chill before the pandemic. I went to uh, I went to a birthday party was kind of like a birthday bash That dude obey

Tight, you know shepherd fairy and he had like a concert for his birthday and it was all these fucking people coming in and uh perry ferrell from jane's addiction came in and did some jane's addiction songs and fucking Ripped yeah, he was on he was unfucking believable still had the same voice The fucking acoustic in this place were like, I don't know it sounded crazy though. Shout out to jane's addiction. We'll take it We will take it adam You listen to jane's addiction or are you looking up members of jane's addiction right now? Are they too good?

I know they're from that era, but are they too? No, they for sure Uh, aren't that great. No jane's addiction does i'm actually having trouble trying to play some. What's their song? They're good. Ben caught stealing. Is that them? Yeah, that's a great song. Yeah jane's addiction is kind of wack What the fuck are you talking about? Ben caught stealing That song that song's great. They're good. They're good. I think adam's having a little fun Dave Navarro, I caught him. I was backstage at some You can keep talking you can keep talking

I was backstage at some show And the stage was gonna turn and reveal jane's addiction And the stage was gonna turn and it was like a reunion Performance at some award show for them and I caught him like in his leather pants like standing like he was gonna stand in like a cool way Of who? Dave Navarro, and then he switched up his stance like two or three times till he finally like settled on like a Cool stance that he was gonna do and then like shook his head to himself. Like yeah, this is fucking radical But you know what that's why he's Dave Navarro. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's true He's no Craig Montoya or art Alexis. I will say that

Yeah, I was gonna say that's fired shots fired you beat me to it Who's this? Who's the other guy? I know art Alexis, right? But who's the other craig month? By the way, it's not art Alexis Didn't we clarify that on morgaholics? I don't know His last name is not Alexis. Yeah, it's Uh, alexa kiss alexa right alexa kiss But I do remember somebody was like you were saying his name on set and somebody was like Look, I'm not trying to like step on the ship, but that's on his name We were like what and it was a total man. It was mandala effect

For you. You were like, I'm pretty sure it's looking at it right now I'm gonna say alexis. I'm just gonna say his name wrong for the rest of my life reading it Okay, you can take it back or you can apologize or you can compliment him on having the wrong name I would like to compliment him on going through His life with this name that is unpronounceable and just kind of sticking with alexis Shots fired it's science science. All right. That's another amazing. Can I say amazing? I will amazing episode of This Hi, I'm david eagleman. I have a new podcast called inner cosmos on iHeart

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