This Is Important - Ep 312: Big Juicy Dawgz

Episode Date: August 18, 2026

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Welcome to This Is Important, a production of IHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important. Was it shocking when you saw it and the poop was bright pink? Are they checking for dick's eyes on those things? Ugh.

Oh, yeah, enjoy your vacation. Let's go. Living America. Ders was just saying before we, uh... Yes, I was. Before we started the podcast, he was just saying he wants to go get a big, thick, juicy dog. A-S-D-D-D-Haw-D-D-D-W-W-B-W-B-W-B-W-W. Yeah, yeah, yeah, hot dog.

Yeah, buddy. He's not just getting a fat canine. He's getting a hot. No. From the pool across the street. There's a pool across the street from your cabin. It's a pool around the way. Around the way.

Around the way. It's around the way. Communal. I love it. Around the way. And they serve these big, thick, almost offensive hot dogs. Tusty. Like, too big for children.

Yeah. Like, if your kid were to get that, you're like, whoa, bud. Or are you proud? You smack the dog's so big you smack it out of his hand. Are you proud if he gobbles that dog? You know, Adam, it's honestly just food. I don't know if I'm proud. Clean plate club.

Adam, are you one of those dads that won't let your son? You won't let him eat a banana the right way he has to like break it off and eat it? Have you ever seen the dudes who refused to eat it? eat hot dogs publicly, so they, they like break the dog into pieces to eat it because it's suspect. Well, I'm offended that. You even asked me that because I think you know the way I eat bananas. I gobble them whole. No bites.

The way they should be. I'm a nice man. Well, I don't know if you want to pass that trait down to your son or if. Absolutely, he should. That's the way to eat a banana. You don't want to, you're watching the banana with your hands. You shouldn't. You should never touch it with your hands.

Toasty. You should always be touching the peel. Wait, wait, do you eat a banana with your hands behind your back? No. No. He squirts it out of the peel like a cartoon. It shoots in the sky and then goes right down his throat. Like King Louis?

And then I gobble. Don't be afraid to eat phallic things in the public. That's so lame. Blake, let him gobble. Let me gobble. Bro, you know me. I support gobble. And Adam, I told you I was going to eat this big, juicy hot dog.

And it got you going about treats. Pool side. Just treats, but specifically treats at a pool. I was just saying, dude. I was trying to explain to Chloe the other day. I was like, treats at a pool. Hit different, dude. Especially when you were younger, when you were a youngster,

and your mom would give you a few extra bucks to go get the, to go to the snack shop. Oh, God damn. God damn. You'd come back with a frozen. Snickers. Oh, it would be a frozen? Snickers. Oh, bro.

Give it to me. They had frozen Kit Katz, which were in the jam. Boy, frozen butterfinger. I'm a suck on that. Forget about that. I'm a suck on that. Your boy going to suck on that. No hands.

No hands. So not to bring back your child gobbling a dog, but you're not proud of him when he eats a lot of food. Like if he were to come back, you said it was offensively large. If he ate that whole dog. We were going one way and then you were like, are you proud of him? And I'm like, I don't know. I feel like I would be proud of my son if he suddenly has an adult man appetite. And then you look at him and you're like, oh, my God, he's growing before my eyes.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if there's a pride. If they take a humongous dump when I'm wiping, like the younger, dude, beaming. Aye, aye, y'all. Yeah. Beaming. And you go, did you? This from you?

Was this already in here? Did daddy take a midnight crawler and I forgot to flush it and you just sat down? Damn, you really get hype when your boy lays down a big old chonker. I do too, and I think this might be we're boy dads over here, Blake. You wouldn't understand this lifestyle. Oh, bullshit. I would assume if your daughter drops a bomb, you're not as pumped. You're not like, oh, hell yeah.

Not a girl. Get in here. Is that right? If anything, you're shocked and you go, you don't do this again. You find a way to disperse this way more evenly. This is too large. You cut it off. No, I think it's all the same reaction as a dude, as a freaking dad.

You come in and you see a big old pile. Wait, but a serious question. Yeah, I was being serious as I always am. Okay. And I love this for me. Boy, dad, a girl, dad. Was it shocking when you saw it and the poop was. bright pink.

It isn't actually. It's not bright pink. It's the same color. Yeah. It's not like a... Durs doesn't know this. He comes from a family of all boys. He doesn't... This is fascinating. The only thing we found in my mom's toilet was a bunch of hair. Hair and pink shit? A bunch of pink shit.

It's like a gender reveal. I do love the idea of some guy who just doesn't know and he's like, but he was told in detail by the only person he's ever respected about how it's like, their poop is pink. They pee like litter. That's Isaac. That's Isaac. That's me.

Isaac goes, it actually is pink poo-poo. Hot, hot, hot. Somehow my computer accepts calls now. And it will just ring and it's so annoying. And I get so many prank phone calls. Not prank phone calls. Yeah, I mean, I do get quite a few of those.

Goodbye. Because I've had the same number since high school. But I get the... Good thing to put out there. Yeah, I mean, feel free. I get dozens and dozens a day. Remember me from your Keg party? Two bucks a cup.

I'm a dude. Telemarketing calls. And they're not even like real telemarketing. They're just like, they're ways to trick old people. Ha, it's me Joe Biden, Adam. Oh, what's up, dude? Oh, hey. Actually, this is a fake recording.

No, it's always like something like I owe a little bit of money in the state of Nebraska. You might, Adam. I don't. I don't. You sure? You might. You didn't cash out at that, like, Italian restaurant. Snackard.

The one Italian restaurant. What's that place called? Yeah, but what does cash out mean? That's what I was getting at. I'm saying there might have been a night where you had gone to a football game. Maybe you had one too many. You pulled up to that. Overserved.

That's what you say when you drank too much. I was overserved. You were, well, I think you got overserved at that little Italian restaurant. You were what's it called it at what's that place's name? What is the name of that? Italian restaurant. There's one in the whole damn state. We go there every time we visit. Like, you fucking got

them, dude. You got them. We go there every time we visit. Hey, uh, the Italian. Oh, come on. And when we're there, Adam, you are that fair. Bro. The steakhouse? There's Drover's Steakhouse. No, it's a spaghetti spot. And you cash... Oh, spaghetti works. Oh, yeah. Yes, bro. You go nuts. I've never seen you go

so nuts at a restaurant. That place you cash out. I get the salad bar. That's cashing out, brother. Okay, see, the way you talk, you're so Californian, dude. And it's lettuce. Let that lettuce drop. And what's crazy is, the older you get, you'd think you would get less,

like use less vernacular and less slang. It's getting heavier. It's a bagel. Sorry, man. And it's getting more. I'm regressing. Yeah. I'm regressing towards my youth. And why is that? Why, me eating out a salad bar in Omaha, Nebraska, is cashing out to the point that I might owe hundreds of dollars.

I'm just saying sometimes maybe you were over served at a football game. You wandered into spaghetti works. You're blackout. You're hitting the damn, you're hitting the salad bar a little harder than you're even supposed to. And they're like, oh, just put it on Mr. Devines build. They know who you are. There's a goddamn Adam Devine day in the city. Yeah, true.

You might have a running tab. Maybe it's not all you could eat. Maybe you thought it was all you could eat. That'd be very funny. Yeah, well, I'm listening to the voicemails that the AI leaves, and it is nothing to do with spaghetti work, so I'm safe. I'm safe there. Hey, well, shout out to spaghetti work. It has a fun walk, though.

It is quite the spot. Yeah. That's probably. I love a downtown Omaha. It's a fun place. It is. What did Blake order when we went there? I got something terrible.

I think I got the spaghetti because I was like, here we are, and you got like... Coucher to pepish souffle or something. I think I got like jambalaya. It was not great. It was like all peppers, and I was just like, oh, man, I did it again. Yeah, Mike is hands down the worst orderer. Adventurer. He's an adventurous orderer.

That's why. It's the fact that he doesn't want to eat, but we're all eating. Right. And so he has to get something. I don't even think, honestly, I don't even think it's that. I know he doesn't want to eat. So what he does is he purposely picks something that will be bad. Oh.

And then it comes and it goes, oh, man. Oh. I don't even want this. I'm going to go cash out at the bar. And then he goes and does what he wants to do. You know, I, gobbles 800 calories in Yeagermeister. I wish I was that calculated. That's actually really brilliant.

I wonder if in the back of my mind. It might even be subconscious at this point. Yeah. Damn, I'm like subconsciously a genius, bro. This might have been learned by the person you looked up to who told you about things. Hulk Hogan. You thought poop was pink and that this is how you could diet and get away with it. That would be a wild-ass gender reveal where you have your homie, like he gets the results.

And then for one week, he just eats all pink or all blue food. I agree. That'd be wild. That'd be crazy. He takes shit at the baby shower and you all have to gather and then look in the toilet to see what kind of baby you're having. That's literally cashing out. Now that's cash. I'm just that it was in a toilet.

I thought it was going to be like in the bad job. He just lays it out on the lawn. I guess you can do it with a dog. You could like feed your dog blue or pink food for a week. And then it just comes and shits in the middle of the party and you're like, it's a boy. Yeah, that's better. Gotta be a pizza boy. That's better.

Feed your dog something weird. Your dog died. It just started throwing up blue. Oh. Behind every night spent making the kids' lunches, there's a lot of suspense. Will they finally eat the veggies? Will the pasto survive the first bite?

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None of you guys did a gender reveal party, right? No, no, no, no. Those are, I think those are sick, dude. We just did want to start a forest fire. Isn't that like, don't like nine out of ten of them go wrong and someone has a finger blown off or like it has some sort of smoke? Oh, there's real nightmare reveals. I don't know if the number is that high, but the, the, like, reveals that go out. Oh, Adam, you don't know.

So, so why don't you just save it, Adam? If you don't know. It's like 30%. Then you don't have to say anything. I think it's nine. I'm pretty sure it's nine and you just said, you don't know. I'm saying I do know. I say, you don't know, motherfucker.

Uh-huh. I said, you don't know, motherfucker. I know that you said you don't know. I love you, man. Yeah, it's 30% and. I don't know. But the videos of people just, like, swinging the bat and hitting their wife in the face where they were trying to hit the ball that would color dust.

Or they let the balloons go and then they don't pop them and then they're floating away. It'll be the dad who all he has to do is like make a free throw to do it. He just can't make a free throw. They're there forever. They're like, come on, dude. There's the one where they like have like Uh-oh What else is there?

There's other ones too. There's definitely some kickboxing ones that go hard. Go hard. Did you see that video I sent you of the two guys Kickboxing in like suits and trying to fight? What was that? One has like a fake knife and one has a fake gun and they like go at it? Yes.

I kind of didn't understand it. That's right. And it was like, it was in an octagon. There were, like, fans there. Yes. It seemed like something, essentially what I think is happening is they're saying that the only entertainment will be live entertainment in the future because AI is going to ruin entertainment.

So I feel like every psychotic entrepreneur is like, okay, what's the next? They have UFC's a thing. We'll do alive is what you're supposed to do, Blake. We'll do alive is what you're supposed to do. Do it a lot. Yep. Well, the UFC's a thing. Slap boxing is a thing.

What's arm wrestling's a thing? What's the next thing? Dude, arm wrestling at least has lineage. There's a one where they just fight inside of a car. Yeah, that one is crazy. Where you have to like... Try to get your seatbelt off first. But the other move is to like just start hitting that person so that they can't get their seatbelt off.

And while they're defending themselves, then you get your seatbelt off. Oh, that'd be fun to do. I saw another one. other day that was boxing, boxing basketball. And you're allowed to box each other while you play. So that's like part of your defensive strategy is like when to start punching somebody and when to drive to the hoop. We're just getting this is what AI is doing to us. Yeah, they're like, well, we need something. What's crazy is it's like, which ones are catching on? I don't know. Remember the basketball one that was on like spike where there were trampolines? Yeah. Yes. Slam ball was off the hook. Kind of a cool idea. You're like,

Yeah, more dunks. And then weirdly, at the same time, Steph Curry blew up and it was like, actually, it's kind of more fun to watch them drain them from the fucking logo. And you go, oh, fuck it. Damn it. Adam posted a really good one that I think should be up next is the A-MMA, the armored mixed martial arts, where it's like two knights.

It's basically exactly MMA, but you're in full body armor, and you have like swords and axes and shields. And you just. like battle each other and then end up tackling each other and rear naked choking each other. I've actually watched a few like whole matches of that and it's... That's why I sent it to you. Yeah. I didn't post that.

I sent it to you. Right. Just directly to Blake, yeah. Because I knew that you would, that would hit home for you. Oh yeah. Dude, I've already been watching it. It's so cool. Like the player intros or fighter intros are so cool, man.

The way you introduced yourself. I bet, dude. I do love shit. that. Like, uh, like if they just made, well, we went to my birthday party a few years ago. What is that called? Is it? Medieval times. Medieval times. We went to medieval times. And it's so fun. And I love medieval times. But if they also like truly fought to almost the death, right? That would be better. That would be better. You know what I hope, what I truly hope catches on. And I would like to invest in this. Okay. Okay. Is tag. Competitive tag.

Oh, yeah. Watch competitive. Oh, yeah. Pretty great. When that comes, sometimes they play. You know what? When that's on the Ocho? The Ocho.

I'm tuning in. Yeah, that shit is dope. I used to watch that on my iPad at night when I was falling asleep. And eventually I moved on from it. They just don't have the stories. Well, yeah, it's repetitive. But you just don't know who these people are. They got, and not that I'm like the story guy, but like you do need a little bit of that.

You need a bad boy. Well, and that's, hey, guess what? That's why we need to invent. and we need to write stories and it all ends up being pornographic like every story. I was going to say drunk, but I think you're right.

Yeah, how did this get so horny? They have to hold the giant hot dog while they do the whole thing. It's like you're running and you have to finish the hot dog. You have to eat all these phallic items. Now I'm watching. Now I'm watching.

Now I'm tuning in. But think about this. If tag is you're drunk, then that's hilarious because they're running into those poles. Well, because you have to duck under shit. They're running in those poles. to death. Well, Blake, you were talking about how you like medieval fighting

with fucking maces and stuff, morning stars. You got armor on. I mean, they do get worked. But you're saying, what if there is a guy who plays tag that maybe tags a little too hard? He's like the bad boy of tag. Pushes his opponent.

Or he's just like... Or you go to his back store and he's literally a bad... He's a bad man. Oh, shit. It's all... Tag is how you get out of prison. Yeah, what if it's prison tag? It's the running man, but it's tag.

I really, it's a, it's children's game, but it's mass murderers. I feel like we're like six months away from someone making that into a movie. You know, like Mattel goes, all right, Barbie hit, the next one hit. We're going tag. Well, they have tag. Tag was a movie. Yeah, that is true. Tag was a movie. Yeah, I think it was pretty successful.

Oh, okay. Yeah, sure, sure, sure. And it was actually pretty funny. I liked it. The whole concept was that there's a real-life group of friends who's been playing tag since... They're kids. I don't know.

High school or something. And they'll fly around the world to, like, find somebody on Machu Picchu for, like, their family vacation. Damn, son. Come up behind them and be like, tag. Come here, buddy. Give me a hug. We've been doing this so long. I love you.

You never die. I think it's something like that. Somebody help me. That's cool. I'm in. That's perfect. explains the movie. I'm totally in.

Sounds funny. Yeah, I'd be doubt for that. I think that, but I do think maybe having some form of a television show that is filmed in like a prison with people on that are like serving life. I do think that that is an interesting. Though that exists, so. What? The show where you just start watching people in prison. And he's like, no, but I'm saying that we, we gamified.

it like you're saying like it's prison tag or we watch like prison so dodge what's in it humanitarian yeah is um i mean yeah i know like i'm with you because i also couldn't care less but uh i mean i care no but what is what is in it for because you know well there you go i could be in prison any one of us sure anyone this is the radio you went to adam this is the rodeo you went to adam This is the radio. Any one of us could have, yes, could be in prison

for the rest of our lives if things, if things went the wrong way. Sure, if you keep skipping out on the spaghetti works, Bill. I'm saying there's a couple whoopsies here and there

life in prison. A couple whoops. A couple, oops, I didn't mean to. And suddenly you're in prison the rest of your life. Did I do that? It's right there, Blake.

It's right there. It's a few of those. And then, and then all of a sudden, some ass. comes in and starts filming me all the time because I'm in prison for the rest of my life and he wants me to play tag

and I'm like dude I just want to you know I probably would read a lot I would read all of the I would finally catch up on all of the Harry Potter books I never read those Is that what you would go for? You're saying as soon as you've got I probably read a lot of different books

you know if that's all you have to do I would be very well read Oh you would hit the library quiet way Adam comes on a prison with glasses. Adam is waiting to get life in prison to crack the first Harry Potter book. I love that.

That's what you're saving it for. I read the first one. Oh, you're the rest of them. Oh, you're waiting to crack number two. You got to get a couple. Prisoners of basketball. Damn. Damn, son.

Points. Yes, points. Never read them. Never seen them. Really? Probably should. Yeah, they're fun to watch. Chloe loves them.

and we will watch them. The first time was during the pandemic, and I'm like, the first one was like, little kids moving. I'm like, yeah, that was cute. And then they progressively get more intense and, like, scarier as they go on. Yeah.

And the last couple are bangers, dude. Yeah, they get. They're good movies. They're big boys. But so I'm in prison. I'm finally reading these books. And then some asshole comes around and starts to film me.

What's in for me? Well, that's what I'm saying. It's so easy to incentivize. You could get, like, bonus box. boxes of cigarettes or you could get like extra like time outside there's just like the reward system yeah that's true you could get to go if you read all the books in under a week you got to go free you're free oh well that that's the show is watching these guys read dude and that's what

we're all pretending to remember when you'd watch those like infomercials like late at night and it's like a book selling reading jail bros selling reading people on how to speed read Yes. Do you remember that? And they'd be reading a book and they're like, yeah. Well, what would be really cool? I just read that entire book in under 40 seconds. I like this.

That's where like, okay, so you claim you read the books, but then you get quizzed on them. And it's like, yo. And then it's kind of like you've got to do book reports. And some of you were going to be able to tell you did not read the book or you're reading. Are you smarter than a fifth five years in prison? You're prisoner. Are you smarter than to I plead the fifth grader? Yeah, but they all have phones now.

They all have phones now. They're just asking chat TPT. Like, give me a quick breakdown of this book. You're saying in prison? In prison. Yeah. They go live. I've seen lots of wild, like, live, instillives live from prison.

They're having a good time. But you know what? They're working out. They're jacked. There should be some sort of gamification. Yeah. Like a bodybuilding. Beautiful bodies.

Have you seen the size of these hot dogs in jail? Loose butthole. Some of these hot dogs are... I always thought... Really, does in prison... Now that we're breaking it down. Prison doesn't sound that bad, dude. Like just some...

And Adam... Allegedly! All I'm saying... Like you said, we're... Jesus is the guy... ...did I do that to way from meeting all these people

who are hearing you... I assume they all listen. Hearing you go, it's not that bad. They might have a little interest in showing you how... bad it can get. Okay. I guess the violence between one another.

But if you're just going there and all you're doing is reading Harry Potter books and fucking. It starts with the pen. And fucking. If all you're doing is reading Harry Potter books and working out, that's a nice afternoon. That's a nice day. Yeah. I mean, you're selling me. That's for sure.

And then you have your own little room. Sure. There's a cot. Sure. This is nice. I mean, you're watching two and a half men basically nonstop, right? It's just like, are you? What else would be on TV?

What plays like 24-7? Are they showing TV? I think this is mostly your reading book scenario. I do. I would love if Fraser was huge in prison. No, there's a TV. There's like a TV for everybody to watch like a public television. What would we call that?

You think it stays on CBS or probably TBS? I think for sure it's just sitcom. I think the largest guy in the room gets to decide what that television is on. and he's probably watching tag the Jeremy Renner vehicle. Graypool. I was like John Hamm is in this movie.

Dang. It's a runner? Renner is a runner in that? I mean, they're both in it, right? I think so. I like that. Dude, I went to acupuncture this morning, not even this morning, like in two hours ago.

And they must have put those needles in the right spots because I was, she came in, and woke me up and I was like, ha, ha, ha, ha, and I just needles all over. And I, like, flopped up and I, like, scrunched my muscles because she, like, shook me awake. And they, like, hurt a little bit, and then she got all the needles out. And then I come up, and I just had a horseshoe shaped on my forehead for, like, two solid hours. It just sort of went away.

But it was, it was a vicious one. She knocked, knocked my ass out. Do you guys ever get the acupuncture? So, wait, I have, I have. never had that before. So it sends you into some sort of extreme relaxation or... That's the goal of it is you get so relaxed that your muscles then get fully relaxed and turn to butt up, baby. Does the initial prick of the needle, like hurt, like you're being stabbed or getting a shot? Most times it doesn't, but then she'll hit that point that the muscle really needs

to chillax. Sometimes it's so... You're so... at least... I am, I'm so tense that she has a hard time getting the needles in. Oh my God. And she has to like jam them a little harder. She's just really fucking dense meat. Sometimes I got danced meat. My man's like a thick hot dog. How much, how many needles are we talking?

Well, how many are going into your back? Like is it the whole back? No, maybe, I don't know, 20, 30. Depends on what she's doing that day. I get it once a week. Damn. Who used to get like 250? Was it like Warren Sapp or somebody?

I could see that. That's a big. Some football player used to get like 250, and they just looked like a fucking... Well, that's a larger body. His 250 probably looks like my 30. Sure. You know? It's just more...

You guys are basically the same guy. Do I make you horny, baby? You are the Warren Stapp of our friends, for sure. Oh, thank you. Yeah, absolutely. Thank you. I don't know much of a Warren's up. I would like to try acupuncture at some point.

I've never, I've never experienced it. I like that. You have not. You're one of my friends. Like, Ders, I think, maybe it could help him because he has back problems every once in a while. But you have yet to have any problems, even though you've broken your back. No, you know where I'm starting to have it. That's the whole thing. He's got that Yamaha in there. Yeah, I got a nice little. It's not my back, but my, this is some old man talk,

but pretty much everything below my knees is really starting to give me freaking trouble, dude. whether it's my ACL or the back of my heel. I'm like, I'm effed, dude. I'm, like, hurting. That's just from running. I would, uh, yeah, I would probably chill, chill on the runs for, for a week or two. Dude, I'm on like week eight of, like, rehabbing Achilles and Cavs and just building, rebuilding.

Yeah, what do we do? So you just got to do like, you got to do just like calf raises where you go down slow all the way, let it hang, and then back up. See, my whole thing was like because like I was kind of feeling a little, I was feeling a little like a little urn in the back of my heel the other day. And I'm like, you know what? I'm going to do what I always do. And I'm going to run through it. I'm going to run through it, boy.

I'm going to run through it. So I got out there. I hit the pavement. It's hurting, you know. I start to go. Starts to feel good. Starts to feel good. I'm liking it.

Then I started to hit some unexpected hills and didn't feel great. By the time I had got home from the run, I could not walk. I couldn't walk on my foot for like three days straight just off the... That's a long time. Like the back of my heel, dude. Your foot is where you need to walk. And you don't like getting sports massages, right? I don't like people touching me.

No. Not really. You're crazy. I don't like human contact. I used to not like that either. And then my body fully gave up on it. Betrayed you? Yeah.

The fucking disaster, my guy. So I would recommend getting in there, getting it, going four times a week. Let Adam do it. Did my cousin it? I like to treat my body as if I am a professional athlete. When I'm absolutely not. I love that.

I have physical therapists. I have bodywork guys. Do you do cupping, Adam? Cpping. My back's all cupped up right now. What do you cup? I could cup you. I did cupping one time and I was like, I think I'm good off of that.

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It's going to cost a pretty penny. I think what I really need to do is what I really need to do is get some old man shoes. I've got to get some like orthopedics. Yeah. Really changed my lifestyle. You're talking to me. Yeah. Absolutely. I'll get you some old man shoes.

Is it Skechers? Is it Skechers? Hoka. Brooks. I think Skechers has orthopedics, but I think Brooks and Hoka. Get your new balance on, baby. I feel new balance. You can get some good old man shoes.

I want. I had this kid. You could give your cousin head. I'm pissed now. I had this kid that I think I told you guys about this. It like still, I still think about it. And I'm like, what kind of kid would say this to another person? I'm at the airport and his whole family recognizes me from a modern family or whatever. Still got it. That's how I roll. Yeah, they're coming over there, taking photos. And this guy's,

he's on a family vacation. I think it's his family, but he brought his very pretty girlfriend. You clocked, you clock that real quick. Well, she's like 16, 17. They're like 16, 17 years old. And his girlfriend comes out, she wants a photo. I'm like, all right. He brings a girlfriend on a vacation at 17, 16? Yeah, damn. That's a flex, bro. Chloe and I, Chloe and I talked all about it.

And then he goes, I'm a man. We got to cover this. We got to cover this. Go ahead. And then he goes, nice shoes, man. He doesn't want a photo. He makes a point about saying, I don't need a photo. And he goes, nice shoes, man.

And I go, ah, thanks. Yeah, they're, you know, Brooks. You know, they're orthopedic shoes. And he goes, they gave you an extra couple inches. like he's fucking dogging as if I'm wearing like lifts in my shoes or something and I'm like shut the fuck ah yeah

they're orthopedic shoes Hey Adam Adam Adam Adam Zing Yeah it was a major zing But I was like I still think about it I'm like why is you This kid was so

Like Because he knows They know They know What do you know They know saying the things that just cut to the core. That stick with you for months.

Maybe that's actually middle school, but like he's fresh out of middle school. Yeah. And he's got his girl around us right here and he's like, hey, watched it. He doesn't have got a couple inches. Hand on our tady. Yeah, to me, I was like, because I also, you know, would say, I feel like I never put anyone down like that. I was like, that's like such a mean. I'm like, he's going to grow up and hit this girl.

Your boobs are huge. For sure. There's no doubt. It's already happened. Like, he's a violent young boy. Let me just say this, Adam. Was he standing? Was he standing?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, we're standing like 10 feet from each other. Okay. Because if I was saying, like, maybe he was sitting and he was like, do they give you a few extra inches? As in, like, he wanted some. My girlfriends, my hot girlfriend's taller than me. I need a few, I need a few extra inches. No, that's not what happened.

He was asserting dominance. He was trying to assert dominance. And I didn't even really understand it until, like, a minute later. And I was like, oh. He wasn't trying. Yeah, obviously. He took you to the core. He was busting caps on you, dude.

Yeah, he busted caps. And then I was like, well, his whole family just took photos with me. And I bet they took no photos with him on that family vacation, you little fucking shit. Oh, man, he's got him in the bank. Oh, if I see him again, this is what I'm going to say. Well, Adam, I think this is your time if you want to go off on him. Did he have broccoli hair? A little bitch ass.

I can't really remember. Was he actually super hot, probably chiseled? Well, why didn't you cry about it? Does dick have slack? What are we talking? Yeah, I think he was probably kind of hot. Yeah, his girlfriend was pretty hot. So I think he was, I was just like, wow, I never would have thought to talk to anyone like that as a 16-year-old.

With the exception of Blake, go ahead, yeah. And also, like, it's not like I was trying to fuck his girlfriend. We're in the line. She's 16. She's 16, and we're like, you know, in an airport. Yeah. I'm not going to fuck anyone. Alone.

16-year-old. Adam, there's so many variables about why you weren't trying to. You obviously. The first one is not that you were in an airport. A couple of them are going to land you in prison. That's one of those, did I do that? Yeah, but I mean, it was crazy. Like, Chloe was right there.

We were like travel. I was like, this is. More variables. It was a crazy thing to say to someone. You didn't want to? Yeah, that's rude. Yes. I didn't want to.

Sure. There's a lot of different. It goes, it goes, you didn't want to. illegal, airport, married, wife standing with you. Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of airables. She's not interested. She's not that into you.

Sure. Yes. Yeah. It was early. But he's mostly, he's putting himself in the, in the child's mind. But it wasn't like we, it was late night at a bar or something that this was happening, that you would go, oh, he's feeling threatened for whatever reason. There's no reason to feel threatened here, my guys.

Come on, man, we're supposed to be. You're in the VIP booth. You've got sunglasses on inside. You're looking around. You wave her through. What else in this scenario? Yeah. In that scenario?

Yeah, I could say, then he could... This was at a restaurant? No, this was at the airport. She's 24. It's another dimension. It wasn't Chili's to go. I forget where we were coming back, but we were going through customs. Okay.

So we were like in that line. Oh. And that's when it happened. And I'm like, this is... That was a wild ride. You should have followed him onto his plane. Found out where the hell he was coming from. Yeah, well, you know he's a school shooter or something.

He's a bad person. Still got it. You're a fucking disaster, my guy. I can see that. I can see that. Well, I mean, it's already. You shoot shots all right. It's a boss move.

It's a boss move. Do you think he strong-armed his girlfriend into the family trip? Or do you think that was dad? Maybe the dad's, the dad's problem. probably a freaking asshole. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, come on. Let's get vibes on dad.

Hang on on, hang on, let's do a vibe check on dad. If he's squaring up Adam, I'm saying if you're, if you are 17, 16, and you're bringing your girlfriend on your vacation, you're already, if your dad's like green lighten that, he's like, I think. The insecurities are really high. You're really insecure if you're doing stuff like that. But hang on. I know you're going after asshole dad.

May I just say? Sure. possible bitch mom some of these guys some of these guys are assholes because their moms are fucking straight up mean girl bitches

it's science and they train their boys they train them and she's the one who's like you got a hot girl she's coming on vacation with us I'm gonna let them know my boy and I'm gonna get you guys a room

or what are they doing well that's true because a dad a dad can't say hey, your hot girlfriend's coming on vacation. Exactly. No, no, no, no. That doesn't fly me. That's mom.

The mom has to approve that. Exactly. That is a mom approval. I think you guys are right. Yeah. I think that's mom. And so, Adam, so can I get a vibe check on the dad and then the mom? Do you recall?

I don't really recall anything. He's spiraling. He's like, can't even. Were you absolutely blinded? You fell to your knee. You were like just. This was a while ago. I didn't.

I was a clocking. any of them. Right, because everything went white. How long ago was this? This was a, you know, maybe a year, maybe a couple years ago now. Oh, wow. Why did this come on? I forget why.

Well, I forget why. I forget why. I forget why. This wasn't recent, no, but I'm saying it's stuck in my crawl. Yeah, yeah, sure, of course. We all have them. We all have them. So you don't recall what the parents looked like.

No, I don't really, other than like, kind of clocking that this is that guy's girlfriend and then he said, and I'm like, he said what he said, and it didn't clock right away that he was being rude to me. It was the orthopedic Brooks shoes. That's where got us here. That is right, yeah.

So Brooks are wildly popular right now. They're everywhere. And is this now like a triggering thing for you, Adam? Like you don't like going out to malls because you're just like, fucking, I'm a loser. If I start wearing these, are you going to be triggered? I feel like if I see them, I'm transported back to that line.

To TSA. And I, and I, and, it's not even the fact that he made me feel small. It's, it was like, I couldn't imagine saying something like that to anyone. What's the perfect comeback? Let alone a, a, someone that my entire family thought highly. enough to take a photo with it. Right. Or that I was so insecure

that I felt like I needed to put this guy down because my girlfriend wanted a photo with him. I was like, whoa, this poor kid. Let's choose violence. What is the perfect comeback for this? And I know that obviously the perfect comeback

is no comeback and you don't, you just let it roll off your back. But what is the perfect comeback? I got mine. I think the perfect one is you just unzip your pants and you pull your cock out. What the? Adam, I'm with you.

It's 100%. Yeah, gives me a few inches here. You're back in prison. I don't need a few inches there. That's exactly there. Durs? Huh. That's exactly right.

I will tell you. Here's the extra inches. No, no, no, no. And you flop it out. I've got the. And my God, is that a comeback? Then he is talking about it on his podcast for the rest of his life. Sure, which is how she is.

The girlfriend. She's like, this is over. I think everyone is. They all start a podcast. She, yeah. The whole family starts a podcast. Did I do that. Here's what you do.

Here's the legal. Did I do that? And that's one of the reasons I'm in prison in the rest of my life? Yeah. Here's what you do. That's one of my whoopsies. You tell them that you want a picture on your phone

of just you and that guy. And you said, I need a picture of that before you guys can have a picture with me. What? And you make him take a picture with you. And then you post him on your Insta story and you say, does anybody know who this fucker is? If you see him at school,

kick his ass. It's on. It's green light. This is bumper bumpers saying green light. Bump this guy. Bump them up. Bump them up.

Bump them up. That's how you do it. That's pretty involved. That's, yeah, yeah. You're gonna have a hell of week. That's less illegal than my pitch. But I think my pitch is funnier,

but your pitch. No, no, but we're not going for funny. We're going for. Mine has results. You got to eviscerate this guy. I'm telling you. I wish I could remember what he looked like. And you keep posting.

Is there anything even like casual, like a soft one where it's like, nope? Do they give you a few inches? I don't know if they do. Does that face give you another? I think that's what I said. I think that's what I said. I think I was like, oh, no, they're just orthopedics. That's even worse.

Like I've, I'm, yeah, I was like, I'm old. Oh, you crumbles. I'm like, oh, no, I'm old. I, they're oath repeated. You need another four inches. I'm just an old guy with a giant cock. And it took the wind out of his sales a little bit. And when the wind came out of his sales.

He started to feel sorry for you? And the wind came out of his sales is when I realized he was trying to put me down. It didn't even clock because I was like, why would he? That actually is a, that is a good defensive form that I've used before is that you, you self, you self deprecate yourself. And then they go like, oh, what am I doing? I'm kicking... We've all seen eight miles.

Yeah, I'm kicking a broken man. I'm kicking him while he's down. You meet him at their own game. Yeah, you say, yeah, you're... So you say, yeah, they do add a few inches. And I'm still this size. Okay? So, I wish they added a couple feet here.

They can't do anything about this fucking thing, though. Hey, enjoy your vacation. No, you have to you self-deprecate, self-deprecate. And you're like, Honestly, the only thing I'm good for is eat and pussy, and then you look directly at the girlfriend. No, the mom! You never had it so good. Hey, Blake, thank you for the bunch of up.

You look at the mom, girlfriend, loud enough for girlfriend to hear. Well, they're all right there. They're all here and everything. So you go, I feel like the only thing I can do is eat pussy like a champion. They're all just waiting for you guys to walk through the metal detector. TSA's like, bro, bro, come on, man, you're holding this up. You're holding it up. Just put your hands in the diamond.

Adam, this is what you do. You go, won't you go around the other side of this X-ray machine and you can see where the inches are? Don't-K! You can see if I need a couple inches or not. And it's just the mush-ass dick photo. You know, when you see the monitor and you're like, that's not great. It's just like, it looks like you're smuggling a mouse.

sideways. I am not, are they checking for dick size on those things? You totally see like a ghost of the dick. No. You see like a ghost cock. No. Yes. Oh my God. I'm never

traveling again. Specifically on the one where you hold your hands up and give the Jay-Z. Hove sign. Yeah. That was the whole thing as everyone's like, you can see your legs. They can see your dick. No. This is not. We suddenly hear cartoon footsteps running to the airport where Blake's going to apply for a TSA job.

Your fucking disaster, my guy. Oh, where do I shy? Hannah Barbarra noises. Can I have an application? Get some Hannah Barbaras for the board, bro. Can I have an application? Damn, dude. That's crazy.

So, wait, somebody like tried to sue the airport because you could see their, their dick through their jeans? I don't know exactly, but when they came out with like the new technology, it was like, you couldn't see our dicks. And everyone's like, we're just trying to see bombs. Nobody gives a fuck about your dick. They see

500 of them all day, every day. I don't believe it for a second. Sure they do. You're taking screen grab. But when they see you coming... It literally looks like a jellyfish. When they see you coming, they say, yo, let's see it. Which I guess we forgot how you feel about those. What if they say,

like, let's see if this guy actually has a monster of monarch in his pants or not, dude. If you're getting recognized, they're going to keep you a little longer. Baby Godzilla? Yeah, I think that's just a thing. For our safety, the TSA agents get to see everyone's cocks. That's just they're keeping us safe, but that's like one of the bonuses. And I think you get to see Titties. I don't know how it works with that.

I don't give a hug! You get to see Titties, too. Yeah, but that's not as fun. I don't know. Can we find any? Todd, can you show us? I agree, of course. Titties, you can kind of, you get the gist.

You get the gist, you know what's happening. Yeah, I feel like... You're not seeing nipples. You're just seeing like the shape, but you can... Sure. Shapes. Yeah, did Todd throw some in the chat here? No.

No, there's nothing in the chat. There's just the IMDB of tag, which, by the way, did know... Kind of a stacked cast here, tag, Ed Helms. Oh, yeah? Jake Johnson, who's really... He's on a hot streak lately. Give me a hell yeah!

John Hamm. Rell Rell Howry, Ila Fisher, Hannibal Burris, Jeremy Renner, Leslie Bibb, Rashita Jones, sick cast. Yeah, I gotta check that out.

I laughed. L-O-L. Check that out. My buddy Jeff Tompick directed that one. That was a good, good flick. Movies rock. I've been watching a lot of movies.

I've been watching a lot of movies. Tag you're in. I'm back in. Oh, you are? You're back in movies. I won't spoil any. You finally go see The Odyssey? Not yet.

I'm waiting. I can't. You can't see it until like the end of August. It's all sold out at the theater I want to watch it at. CityWalk. Yeah. Yeah. Don't. Just don't. What? Why? Just go see it. You got to go at least big screen. Dude. I want to see. I want the other theaters. Like IMAX, right? Isn't that what it is? Yeah. I want the IMAX experience. It's sold out until like the end of next month. I saw it on the RPX, which is Regals version of IMAX. Okay. And it was fucking sick.

Yeah, but imagine if you could see it at the citywalk, at the IMAX experience. I'm telling you, I couldn't tell a difference. But you haven't seen the cool version. No, I'm saying I know this about myself. As long as it's good enough, I can't tell the difference between 95% and the 100%. Sure, sure. Okay, okay. So if it's a nice, big screen and they care about the quality, and it's not like, hey, you're in theater 14.

It's down the hallway to the left past the bathrooms. and then you get that one shitty theater where they just haven't picked up the old nachos stains from the previous movie or whatever. They don't pick up the old nachos stands. I don't go there. Yeah, you got to do that. But if you're in one of the big ones

right to the right or left at the concession stands, with that T.HX. Zero nachos stains. Zero nacher stains. They care about the quality. It's the big theater with the good sound. That's all you need to do. Don't wait for months to be a follower.

I want to. I want to experience. That feels special to me. I'm not, I'm still not sold on the go to the movie theaters guy. We've had this discussion. I'm not, I'm fine watching it at home. I like that. But I think that makes it special enough that I would love to go. This is why they never cast you in movies, Blake. It's because you say things like that allowed. No, I'm back though. I'm back. Yeah, it's got to be up. I'm going to go watch Spider-Man. I'm going to go watch the Odyssey. Apparently Spider-Man is making a gillion dollars. Of course it is. Of course it is. All the Spider-Man's rock. But did the last one make a Gagillion? Yeah.

I think it did. I think it did really well. People really love Tom Holland as young Spider-Man. I liked the first one. Which one had Jake Gyllenhauls, the bad guy? That was the second Tom Holland, I believe. Yeah. Yeah.

Mysterio. That one didn't stick for me. I never saw any of them. I think they're all dope. I think Spider-Man is your best bet as far as Marvel movies go. There have been quite a few of them now. And it's technically not even a Marvel movie. It's a Sony movie.

Yes, yes. But they... If you live under a rock, did you know that in 1995? Oh, my God! Marvel basically sold the rights to Spider-Man for, like, no dollars to Sony. And the deal was that they just had to make one every three years, or they lost the rights. I think it's 10 years. Is it?

Yeah, I think it's like a crazy, long amount of time that they're like, oh, okay. Well, they could have just phoned it in. Whatever it is, whatever it is, they got it for no dollars, and they've made billions off of making pretty good Spider-Man movies back to the Toby McGuire ones. They're awesome. And I'm not sure what separates it from the rest, why they're always so solid. Because I don't know. They take their time.

Well, I also think that Spider-Man is a cool, that's what you want your superhero to be, a regular person. who gets powers, who then learns, and then you have old aunts and uncles, and one of them dies. And then you have like a girlfriend that you're trying to impress and she's kind of hot. That's what you want. If it's not that, what are you doing? That's what you want. If it's not that, then I don't want it in my superheroes. Absolutely.

Yeah. Okay, so you've got to check a few boxes with you before you get a lot. And the boxes are all Spider-Man. It sounds like the dude who made fun of you. So, wait, you tell me the aunts and uncles are all still alive? Yeah. I mean, do you guys remember when the first one came out? I remember my high school girlfriend, like Toby McGuire, he was the first Spider-Man.

And if you recall in that movie, like most of them, after he gets bit by a spider, his body, his body is like fucking hot, dude. Sure. And my girlfriend, my girlfriend, freaking. I don't really remember his body being. He was just skinny as shit, right? Mike, no, go back, dude. He's rocked up, dude. He's rocked up after he gets bit by the spider.

Yeah, he looks in the mirror. My girl was doing flips over this dude. I fucking hated him. And then you were like, hey, I bet those shoes give you extra couple inches. Yeah, dude, I was ready to take that full down. So I'm looking up Toby McGuire. Look up Toby McGuire and he got rocked up. Rocked up.

Yeah, he got rocked up. Rocked up. I wrote Toby McGuire rocked up. Uh-huh. And and nothing really. Actually, here it is. See? Him flexing, but by the way.

Wait a second. Blake posted this. I love it. It's a fan page run by Blake. He's stacked. Yeah, yeah. He's in good shape here. Yeah, he's in really good shape.

Yeah, he's got like young Mark Wahlberg muscles. Yeah, dude. It's like, it's the perfect muscle. I couldn't compete with him. That's a thick hot dog. He had the little glasses. on. He was like at nerd mode, and then he's hot, and it's like, he just had

all the things. This is what you, all you wanted. That's why you started working out, wasn't it? You saw him, you were like, oh, fuck. Yeah, I'm like, God damn. Because he's lean in the way you are. I'm remembering he had good forearms. He had good forearms. He had great pecks, if I recall. See, he's lean in the way you are. See, I never had a superhero that had my body.

Yeah, the thing. Besides, like, Hulk. The thing. Yeah, the thing. Yeah. That's right. Get him. Michael Chickless. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's not. That's not. That's not a get-em situation. That's actually exactly right.

Got him. That's not a got-in. My boy. It's not a get-em. It's a got-em. It's not a get-em, not a got-em. That's a-a-got-em. That is right.

I am the thing. I'm just a fucking brick, dude. It's clobbering time. My boy is shaped like that thing. Behind every night spent making the kids' lunches, there's a lot of suspense. Will they finally eat the veggies? Will the pesto survive the first bite?

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Just to let you people know, we're talking to one of the goats here. To Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am. And now, we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Tuturo. It's called Happiness. Delivering Happiness. Mariano Rivera. Oh, my God.

And many, many more. Open your free High Heart Radio app. Search Delivering Happiness with Nick Tutro. And listen now. I would love a version of... Fantastic Four with Adam as the thing that would get my butt to the theater. And I don't even have to see it in the I'm at. Hey, I got the ringer on.

It's turned all the way up. I'm ready for that call. I actually feel like we would make a really good Fantastic Four. Blake Anderson, Human Torch. Yeah, Durs, Mr. Fantastic. Our Invisible Woman is coming at you. Open casting right now. Did you guys watch the Fantastic Four, the new one?

I did. I have the Galactus bucket. It's unreal. Dude, Galactus kicked ass in that movie. It was like watching paint dry. I felt so bad watching it. Yeah! Sorry, I didn't hit home for you.

I was like, where's the movie? Let's get to the movie. Fucking thing sucks! And then they had like a funny, cute name for the baby. It was like Frederick or something. It was like a grown man. It was like Humphrey or some shit for like the baby. And it was cute at first.

They'd be like, oh, that's cute. But then they're like, Where's Humphrey? Where's Fred? I'm like, well, now it's, I'm laughing every time. They didn't make that up for the movie that's in the comics. But the way that they couched it in the beginning made it kind of like a funny, cute, ha-ha name for a baby.

So then later on in the movie, when they're screaming it because they need to save him, you're like, well, I thought that was like a funny name and now it's still funny and I'm not, not concerned, really. Took him out. Took him out of it. Silver surfs me right out of the movie. Yes, points. Todd put in the chat here that,

Donna de Eriko, former Baywatch actress, is outraged. In 2010, she was outraged, topical, is 2010 outrage over a TSA scan. She goes, it is my personal belief that they pulled me aside. That's right when they started those full body scans. It's my personal belief that they pulled me aside because they thought I was attractive. My boyfriend looks much more like a terrorist than either I or my son do. And he went through security with no problems. She said that.

Yeah. 69, dude. I mean, hilarious. My boyfriend looks much more like a terrorist. Much more like a terrorist. Dude, honestly, all you had to say was everything except for those things. Yeah, that undercuts the whole statement. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. But that kind of makes me think her boyfriend's pretty fucking cool. I'm guessing he has like a... Well, I was going to say, she might have meant like he's smuggling something. Yeah. Yeah, his dick is the bomb. He's packing some missiles.

His dick is the damn bomb, boy. You might want to run him through the metal detector twice because he's got a bomb on him. You were so dumb. Like your enthusiasm for men's bodies. He got that bomb cock. You think these tithes are bomb? She just keeps saying, bomb.

You ought to see this, bazooka. So fun to be on that place. You know how you're not. supposed to bring liquid on the plane. My boy's dick is a water weasel. That's not what I was going. Is that a liquid? Yeah.

What? I got a bunch of liquid between my legs. His dick is a water weasel? There we go. That's what it was. I started. When I see my husband, when I see my boyfriend's dick, I'm a swamp down there. Yeah, you're going to have to, you're going to have to, I'm going to have to throw my

pussy out because there's liquid. I'm going to have a little more than 3.5 fluid ounces coming out. If you scan my boy's dick again, I'm not getting through here. This is more, I get wetter. I get wetter than a little travel-sized scope bottle, okay? She says the first thing, and they go, look, Donna, we're actually going to print this in the newspapers. We're going to give you one more shot. And then she goes, I could come more than the scope bottle.

My home bill is out. Donna, okay. Donna, okay. We're running with it. Okay, we are going to put this in the news. We're going to. This is going to go because we care. We care forever.

No, I'm just saying he looks like a terrorist. This is your chance. We're kind of on your side. We understand that you don't want to be scanned. It's a violation of your body. One more shot here. I'm going to blow up this fucking airplane. Okay.

We're running with that, Donna. Okay. Okay. We're going to do it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay. All right.

Okay. Any apologies, any epic slams? Okay, dokey. I got a slam. How many inches is those shoes give you? Yeah, I'm gonna, I would like to shout out the most epic slam of all time. Yeah, that was an epic slam, yeah. It's, I still will, we'll think about it from time to time when I see some Brooks.

And you're 5-8? Yep. You're 5-9, 5-8? Yeah. 5-8. I love it. Freaking perfect size. Can I say something?

That's not short. Mm-mm. It's not, no. It isn't, but I'm 5-8, barely. In Brooks. I'm not like 5-9. Sure. By the way, Brooks, lace my man with your thickest stacks.

Brooks, hit your boys up. But also, I'm not particularly a short guy, you know what I mean? Like, that's what I'm saying? Yeah. I think you're on the shorter, you're on the shorter end of average. Right. But like, we all know short people who you go, that's a short guy. Oh, yeah.

And Brooks, that's the can. campaign. Yeah. Short Kings. Lice them up. Here are your magic slippers. Dungne. I like that.

That has a ring. Magic slippers. But I will say, I think if Brooks, they want to send Adam some old man shoes, Blake, some new running shoes, it'll take care of his Achilles tendonopathy. My legs are falling apart. And by the way, I don't consider them old man shoes.

I kind of like them. I think some of them are in cool colors, and I like working out in them. spoken like an old man. There's neat versions. Feel like they're floating on clouds. I need that. I need that in my life because my legs are falling apart.

My feet were killing me after being barefoot in Catalina. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. Just on the boat, just being barefoot. My feet were barking. Yeah. But that's kind of protocol on a boat, right?

Yeah, you're supposed to not wear shoes. Blake wore shoes the entire time, but I was like, whatever. Did I? I love Blake. Did I? I was in and out of my flip-flops. So then why do they have dock-siders, I guess? Because it's like as soon as you get on the dock, that's what you're wearing.

Dock-side. There you go. Well, other than that, I can learn something new every damn day, I tell you. Yeah. You know, I just wanted to say, everybody, get out there to theaters. I've been watching a lot of movies lately. Movies rock. But you're not watching movies in the theater?

Well, and I'm going to. I'm going to see The Odyssey and I'm going to see Spider-Man. So let's just get in those theaters and support movies because they're good. I've been watching them lately. I don't care about Spider-Man or really superhero movies for the most part. Yeah. Should I go see this movie? Will I even know what's happening?

Or should I have watched the first two? I think you will. Watch the first one. The first one's awesome. First one's excellent. It has all the things. The girlfriend, the dead uncle. Yeah.

They're good. I like them. That's all it. You checked. Tall's box is right there. Dead uncle. Yeah, that's great. And maybe even go back and watch the very, very first one with Toby McGuire

because his body is rocked up. Yeah. My boy is rocked up. Don't do it for any other reason. Maybe I'd like to take back my reasons for why I wouldn't have sex with the 16-year-old girlfriend. Sure. There are a lot of them. Right.

Yeah. Countless. Can I do that? Maybe he shouldn't have even brought it up. So I would like to. The entire. I'd like to take it back. This isn't so much a take back as it is a note to the editors.

No, we can leave it. We can leave it. I'm just saying I probably probably didn't even need to mention that. Adam's pumped to have gotten it off of his chest. Yeah. This is why we do this, guys, because sometimes we got something inside of us. It's festering. And we let it out. Hey, we get paid for this. We don't even need to pay a therapist, you know. We get paid for this. So this is the best kind of therapy. And, you know, sometimes you tell these secrets and you're like, God, how does this make me look? I look like a horrible, weird, strange person for saying these things. Uh-huh.

Yep. But that's why we do it. Yep. We're willing to show warts and all. Not that Adam has any warts anywhere on his body specifically, as far as we know. TSA would know. We can do takebacks admissions. We could do anything right now.

I don't have words. Right. She was probably 18. All right. Seems like that was another episode. Okay. It's another episode. That's an odd.

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