This Is Important - Ep 318: Do You Eat Your Homies Raw?

Episode Date: September 29, 2026

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Today on This Is Important. Oh, looks like she just got Frosty. bite on her, gooch. I'm not slobbing on fleas knob, like it's corn on the cob. Are you supposed to eat your homies raw? Let's go! Oh, yeah, baby.

Yeah. We do it that well, but... I feel like this was a thing in, like, the late 80s. Yeah, well, I feel like Michael Jackson had a dance where... Sure, yes. This is a Remember the Time situation. Yes, maybe even a little... ...walk like an Egyptian.

Wasn't that? Maybe a little. Racist. Maybe a little. Racist. It was a huge hit. Racist. It was a huge hit.

80s music, quick question. 80s, 90s, I threw this one to Isaac, got nothing from him. Yeah, that's cool. Do you remember when people would leave bands and become kind of like soft rock dad solo artists? Give us an example. Yeah, we need a, like, oh, I got one. Sting. Go ahead.

Phil Collins. Phil Collins, Peter Gabriel. Okay, three examples. Two of those guys are from Genesis. Everyone from Eagles. Don Henley. That's pretty crazy. Don Henley.

Don Henley. Good pull, Adam. You do know music. They would leave bands and then they would have like a good album with a few songs. And then every six years they would drop another one, Eric Clapton. They would just kind of stick around, drop some bangers every once in a while. Good point. What happened?

What was that George Harrison song? George Harrison. Oh, of course. It's the most... Punk rock, getting radical. I got money! It just says that over and over and over again. Which is the most...

That was the most A.B. song possible. But it couldn't... If you gave me... If you didn't know that was George Harrison, in a billion years, would you guess the guy from the Beatles? No. It doesn't sound like a Beatles song.

It's quite the departure. And that's what I'm saying is... He was just like, let me give you a hit real quick. Are bands not breaking up? Ah. Are artists, are there just one dude per band these days who are like the good guy? And then everyone else was like, well, whatever they say. What's the deal?

Yeah. Oh, fucking conspiracy theory. Who's the last band member? Crosby Still's Nash and Young? Come on. They all went on to go do shit. They all went on. I'm gonna come.

Well, wasn't Crosby Steel's Nation Young? Didn't they? Were they a super band? Wasn't their band? They were, they were, they were, super band. Were they? They joined together to form that band. I think he might be right. Adam knows his music. I want to say Neil Young joined, but weren't they already a band? I think they were already pretty successful and then they joined and then were a super band. Well, they were just lawyers. It was

Crosby still snash and they were, they did a lot of divorce. Emerson Lake and Palmer. Isn't that one too? Yeah, that was also a very funny. Hell yeah. Very funny law firm. Hell yeah. But I just, I'm like, I want some of our 90s and 80s iconic band dudes to spin off and drop a song that I go, yep, that feels right. For a 45-year-old like myself, that feels right. Steve Winwood. Daddy Chow. Yeah, we need more soft.

We need more soft rock that we could put on the car, in the car, with our children. In on. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, we put it on and we just go, back at my day. Yeah. And your kids are like, oh, gosh. And, you know, you're. I think I have an answer for myself.

Okay. And I don't like it. I don't like it. I just realized it. They're doing only fans. They're doing, they're on footsie and I don't know. Is that a thing? It's Justin Timberlake and it's Beyonce.

Oh. That's a bitch. We're getting like boy band spinoffs. Right. Right. Well, I feel also there's just not as many bands. I feel like the numbers aren't there. But my point is, weird the people who would listen to that music because we came up on it.

I'm not saying they would reach a 20-year-old or a 12-year-old. I'm saying, like, for us. Like, where's Flea? Where's his side project? He has one. Yeah, it's a jazz album. It just came out recently. Well, see, no one likes that shit.

See, I mean, Flea, do something that the people are kind of like. Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's pretty cool if you're into, like, trumpet playing. I'm sure. Is it cool, like, roll with it, baby, by Steve Winwood? Damn. Blake, I know that you don't think it's cool. No.

It's a good album. Check it out. No, no, no, no. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I know you like Flea. I do. I know you guys are friendly. He's in high car.

And I know you want to stay in his good graces. But I know. You're the one who wants to pull up to a red hot chili peppers concert with all your heart. Yeah, of course he does. I love Flea. I love the chili peppers. Well, you're not punching your ticket. He's not going to suck his dick like you are.

You're not punching your ticket right now. Yeah, I'm not slobbing on flea's knob. Like it's corn on the cob. I certainly. not doing that like you are currently. I don't know if that's... Daddy chill. Because you've told me that you do not like jazz

and you think it sucks. I have never said I do not like jazz and jazz sucks. That is an absolute... And this is the first time I will ever say, that is a complete fabrication. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's a complete fabrication. We're doing it.

Okay, okay, we're doing it for the pod. We're doing it for the pod. You want people to believe you're a jazz man. And you're putting on airs right now. This is your selfish imagination. Because you've told me that you, You don't like it when Atiba puts on his jazz music and it fucking sucks. And you hate it.

Blake, when you get drunk, all you do is go off on jazz. So you're saying you're saying this is a bit for the pop. I'm saying you're. Because that is absolutely a falsehood. 100%. Blake, you've told me, you told me, quit trying to like jush up your, your vernacular for the pop. I can't order in the court. I can't do bits, guys.

I'm wired. I've been, you want to. We know you can't do bits. Whoa. Hey, whoa, whoa, hey. We know. Daddy chill. I'm going to be honest with you guys. I've been on a cleanse for seven days. So I'm running on freaking weirdo mode.

My brain is not firing. So see, this is what's happening. So you're yanking my chain right now. No, no, no, no. What's happening is you don't have enough nutrients to go to your brain, so suddenly you like jazz music. So suddenly you're like, no. You don't like jazz.

I do like jazz. I think what happened is Blake is a huge Malcolmor fan, and he was reading something about like an ethnic. cleanse and then he was like, yeah, I'm going to do one of those and it's like, that's different. It is different. The cleanse you're doing is different. Yeah.

Okay. Technically, it is a different thing. What are you cleansing for? Come on. What? Why? What? Dude.

What? Why? Why am I cleansing? I'm not coming at you. I'm curious. Yeah. Because, okay. No, I'm genuinely wanting to know more about who you are.

I. Who cares? The true reason. That is boils down. down to is that I've been talking about it. My feet, my Achilles are fucked up. Yeah. So I'm trying to. So you decided to not eat food? This is a real thing. Go off, Queen. It's about inflammation, man. I'm trying to get my inflammation down in my, in my shit. Just do a cold plunge, homie. Well, I don't have one of those. Do a cold plunge. Don't cut your

caffeine. And what is the brand that you have at him and maybe? We get one. It's science. Hey, look it. I started this. I wish I had it. That's funny. He's pretending.

I'm gatekeeping. Yeah. No, I really, I really don't know the name of it. Is it zero cool? It isn't. There's other, you know, cool things about doing the cleanse. Like, obviously I'm glowing right now. And obviously, my body is absolutely shredded right now.

I've heard about this, though. You go on a cleanse so that your body attacks, everything that's going on negatively inside of it, right? Because it's like, it's in like fight or flight mode. So it like repairs. So, right? So you're, it's science. You haven't been gargling your teeth with vodka at night like you normally do.

What is this just liars dice today? What are, what picture are you painting of me? I listen to jazz while gargling vodka. You're crazy. No, honestly, I haven't. You know what? It really fucks me up. Yeah, what?

Sugar. sugar. I've got real sugar addiction problems. So I think that this is helping me curb that. So this cleanse, what does it entail? What does it entail? Because I did a cleanse when I was, I think, 20 years old. If you guys, we all remember, I think, yeah, 21. Why are you cleansed? Your body's firing on all cylinders. You can drink anything. I was trying to hook up with this girl that was a a yoga instructor. And I was like, she was doing this cleanse. And I'm like, I'll do it too.

And then I did, it was the maple, it was like maple syrup and lemonade cleanse. Chiant pepper. Yeah. Cyan pepper. Yeah. Welcome to L.A. Totally, dude. Yeah, that was kind of the hot shit when we first made it to L.A.

In like, 04. And then I did it. And I lost like 22 pounds in like 10 days. I'm like, oh my God, I looked horrific. I looked like green. I was sunken in, I looked emancipated. Nebraska wouldn't let you out of the airport. They're like, you got to go back.

Yeah, they're like, just turn around. Just turn around. We know what's happened. And then when I started to eat food again, I gained 28 pounds. I immediately gained six pounds. Got right back in that ass. Don Kay! Oh, yeah, we're right back to it.

The booty came right back. So I think I like what I hear. So what are you doing? Bulbous. Explain it. Roton. I'm part of a, I went to like, this healthcare spa lady, Dr. Ellie, and I bought a, like a...

Link at the bottom of the screen. She makes these herbal, herbal liquids and then gives you some pills. And basically, you just freaking, you just freaking go for it, dude. I went cold turkey, no coffee, no sugar, no carbs. This is what I want. That's what you can eat is cold turkey? I've just been eating cold turkey and cargling vodka. Yeah.

And it's working. So you're not eating food. So you're just drinking some water. You're just drinking water. No, I am eating. I'm sorry. I can eat like 14 bites every three hour of vegetables and some chosen fruits. All right.

Taraji. Oh, God. And so, all right. And it's really fun to get interviewed by Adam. He should have an interview show. Well, well, you're a hard person to interview because you just won't tell us. Are you having fun? I don't know.

You won't just tell us what it's about. I was trying to. Are you seeing the benefits? Are you seeing the benefits? Yeah, very much so. But I am, it is a little, it makes me loopy a little bit. Yeah. Yeah.

Like if I stand up quick, I get a little, ugh. Oh, well, Adam's dealt with this. Yeah. I thought that's where you were going to go was the tomato diet. Oh, yeah. Well, I did that too. And that was just to get skinny. Well, the other one was kind of to get skinny too,

but it was like more of a like health like it's supposed to take the toxins out or whatever. I feel like the best... I was intoxicated. The best version of that I did was just cutting out when I cut out red meat, alcohol, and caffeine when I did my... All the good stuff.

All the good stuff. When I cut those things out, suddenly I looked so much better. That's just your food pyramid. I mean... That's your entire food pyramid. I know. Believe me, it was hard to eat food.

I was just like, this sucks. Everything sucks. Monster energy. What I'm surprised about is that the elixir I'm drinking, it makes it so I truly am not hungry. Like, I don't know what it is about it. You're just drinking a GLP one? This must be what it feels like because I just, I'm not hungry. Even when it comes time for me to have fucking.

Like the four, the four bites or 11 bites of food, I'm like, I'm like. I don't really want them. So you're already a pretty skinny person. What does, how much weight have you lost? Is it dangerous? Are you looking? Can you see your spine from the front? No.

I've lost 11 pounds. And I'm looking pretty, I'm looking pretty shredded. Hey, go until you can see that. 69, dudes! I'm not sure if I can see if anybody can see my spine. But so far, so good. I want to see that poke coming through on you. Well, the real test is, well, we would have had already gone to Ontario,

but I can't wait to just buzz. Drink on a... Drink on a super empty stomach. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, okay, so we are doing the live show in Ontario, Canada. Yes, but we're recording this. This is airing after. Yes.

So you are going in, are you going to have any alcohol, are you going to eat any food during this trip? or, yeah, today is my last day. Okay. But isn't it going to go all out? Yeah, go ahead. I'm so sorry. Sorry.

Yeah, yeah. I'm going to try to, you know, I'm going to try to be a little more disciplined from now on with my decisions. I, again, guys, it's the damn sugar. I was consuming way too much sugar. I had to curb that. Do you finish the plate of your kids kind of thing? And the sugar comes from beer? Beer, bread, candy.

Like, those are things that are normal in my life. Carbs convert to sugar, right? That's the whole thing. That's just a breakfast, a Blake breakfast. That's how I wake up. I pour fruit loops in a bowl. I fill it with Budweiser. What was the third thing?

Yeah, and then you dip some soggy sourdough in there. Yeah, that's right. It's in a bread bowl. It's a bread bowl. Dude. I pour fruit loops in. Let's eat that on stage, please. Dude, that's kind of an epic meal time, dude.

Gummy worms in beer inside of a bread bowl. The cause of diarrhea. Well, I guess good for you, Blake. You know, it's good to shake things up every once in a while. Thank you. Coming around. Wow. Kind of the first sort of nice thing you said.

No, no, no. I say nice things about you behind your back all the time. I'm always defending you. Right. But who's talking shit? Agents, executives. Dude, I'm always defending you when, you know, Hollywood people are saying certain things. I'm always standing up for you.

Whatever, man. Daddy chill. That's fine. Well, thanks. And what is the daddy chill from? What is that from? Who is that? That's from like a viral video where this dude kind of has like a wig on and there's this dude, I don't know, he's like, get off my lawn or something.

He's like, Daddy, chill. I thought that that was like a fake, like a setup because it was too perfect. It's like this old guy comes to his house and there's a party in his backyard. And they're just having this huge party. And he's like, what's going on? Get out of it. This is my house. Get out of my house.

And then this dude who is dressed as a woman. I don't know if he or she is transgender. What's happening? But has a beard, has a full beard, has like a mustache. A full thing is happening with this person. Yeah. And then he says... Daddy chill.

And I'm sorry, was this under the Biden administration? Which administration was this under? I think it was. Yes, sir. It makes more sense. It makes more sense. And then the guy says, what even is that or something like that, doesn't he? He's like, what even...

I think you're right, Adam. I do believe that that is a staged video. feels too perfect. The pan over. Is it AI? It's not AI. I think it was pre-AI. I think it's pre-AI.

Have you guys heard of this AI thing, though? AI was still when like Will Smith was like eating spaghetti and it's just like, and it didn't look real and all. You guys understand that reference? That wasn't real? Isn't that crazy that that was only like two years ago? Uh-huh. A fortnight.

And then now AI porno looks so real. Gotcha bitch. And you're spending all of your money on it? You guys know what I'm saying, right? I can't wait. No, you guys know what I'm saying, right? I mean... Speaking of porno, let's get into it.

Oh! Whoa, okay. Have you guys... I think I follow Antonio Brown on Instagram. Have you... The football player, the ex-football player. Ex-football player. He full-on just has an only fans now. Oh, like, dick out and stuff?

Like, where he's... I don't know how to, like... Access? Look, I don't want to pay for... Is he cranking down for cash? I don't really want to pay to look at it because I think the things with OnlyFans is the second you pay for it, I can't run for Congress. Oh, sir, I don't like it. And then my political aspirations are.

Really? Well, don't let that stop you because I feel like that will be amended. No, I think that's the thing. If you sign up for OnlyFans, you can't be the president as of now. But come on, in the future America, I want to live in. There's no way. I think I said this when we were in workaholics in the room. I was like, someday we're going to have seen our president's dick or coachie.

Yes. You need another four inches. It's just the way it's going to be. And that might even be the thing that gets them elected. Hell, it will be. First woman president, that might, Kim Kardashian, she got her way to the top. That's how you're doing. That's a straight freeway.

I actually. White House. I don't talk about that anymore. Why? We've moved on As a society We've moved on Thank you

Okay Okay I don't Google that every four months And go Wait a second Just revisit it Yeah Okay

That's out there That's still there Let me just make sure It's still there Yep I don't do that Is it still there? It's been a minute

They haven't scrubbed that I feel like They've done a pretty good job Of scrubbing all that I feel in to know You could very easily Look that up right now And find it

It's not scrubbed Todd? Todd. Adam's out on Lexus, Nexus. Just fucking... Todd, could you drop the link of Ray J and Kim? Todd crawl. Yeah, crawl into Blake's DMs and then look up.

Todd's got the tab open already. So he has a... What is he doing on there? It's just hanging out? Because I know, like, some people just have, like, who was the Disney actress who, like, was on for 10 minutes? Didn't show Titty, but she was like,

I'm going to be on Onlyfans and, like, showed some fucking paintings to people or something. Wait, what was this? I don't know. I don't know who that is. Okay, dokey. Disney actress.

You're asking the wrong guys. Yeah. I don't know. She talked about it on Howard Stern. She made like three million bucks in a half hour or something. Really? Huh. Yeah.

Shall we do only fans? How much, yeah, should we tie her dicks together and open it? I think we're doing basically what we would do. This is our version. Yeah. I guess you're right. We could do like a... This is mostly fans.

And then it's just somebody who clicked on it. Right, right. Okay. I like that. I'm going to give that points. Yes, points! Because I liked it so much. Lonely fans.

This is lonely fans. What if we did like a Patreon? You know what that is, right? Where people subscribe to see exclusive content. And we do nude episodes where we pod, but naked. But you can't look down, like, you can't see us from the waist down, so it's just us shirts. No, it's just our dicks. It's not our faces.

It's just our dicks as we talk. Oh. I wonder how easy. Oh man's on the cleanse. If you... I wonder how easily people could... Daddy, chill. If they can really pick us out of a lineup.

If it's just our dicks. Oh. If it's just our dicks. And it's like pretty close on our dicks, so you can't really see a lot of thigh because I have a, you know, some of us have a little more thigh meat to them. Sure.

And some of us are emancipated. Amatiated? Amatiated. That can say an emancipated. I think we're all emancipated. You're free. Very shagadelic. What is the word?

Because I keep saying emancipated. I think you say emaciated or emaciated. Amaciated. That's a tough one. I just take that out of your vocabulary. You've got to find another word for that. Amitiated. No, no, no.

I'm going to say it right now. Okay. Correct now. Bella Thorne, Disney actress on Onlyfans. She doesn't show nudity. Yeah. Right. But she's raking it in.

Yeah, huh? I'm not a... I don't recall who. What was she in? She seems wild. Yeah, she seems like a bit of a wild cat. Every time I see an interview with her, I'm like, yo. You see a lot of interviews?

Did she arrive through the wall on the motorcycle? She's just got a vibe. Thank you, God. She's cool. She's cool. Cool, down-ass chick. Do you think that they would immediately... Super cool, super down-ass check?

Do you think they would immediately know who we are by her penises? That's a good question. I feel like... No, I don't, so what's the context? Like, are they, is it like, there's a hundred celebrity C-list cocks, and you just have to, like, guess who it is? Or you're just, you just have your dick on the internet. No, no, no, no. Someone has to be like, wait a second.

Oh my God. No, no, no, no. Here's what we're doing. Here's what we should do. Niagara Falls. In Niagara Falls. This is what we did. Close-ups of our limp.

Let me get my family in here. Yeah, come on here. We get close-ups of our limp-dicks. Uh-huh. Close-ups. Yeah. Daddy, chill. Just hanging.

Just hanging. Hang on. Let me bring in everyone who works at my home through the week. Come on. Yeah, this is what I do. He's got a staff. Durs has a staff. See what I do.

The staff. Turn the leaf lower up. Would they then know exactly? Would they be able to tell? I feel like they've seen mine if they've seen Game Overman. So I feel like, yes, I kind of answer my own question. So now it's basically just between kids. Can you tell the difference between mine and...

The difference between us? And we are actually starting at the penis. But I feel like you guys have similar color hair. So... He is my... Maybe the pubes might be similarly colored. Auburn. That's what we're calling it.

Here's our Auburn. Oh, gee. Holy shit. You need another four inches. Because every time I'd pull my pants down, women were always like, And I was like, Auburn, yeah.

Burn! That's got to be what that is. We'll give it to him. At least he's shooting, man. At least he's shooting. And you would say burn. Burn. Yes, of course.

Auburn. This is a fun word game. Where are you going? Where are you going? We're done here. I think we're done here. Bye-bye. Yeah.

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Lisa, We should tell them about our new show. Oh my God, Lexi. We have a new podcast. It's called Don't Lie to Me. I'm Lexi Iwano. We're two best friends, 22 years apart,

but so close at heart. And I'm Lisa Di Giulio, the old one, which means we have wildly different references, occasionally different opinions, and at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all. I'm not going to get anyone fighting.

That is wild. I learned that about you today. Now in my 30s, being the founder of new shoes, good taste is my business. And I've always got something to say. If men were just honest about this, there would be so much more peace in the world. We're going to talk about dating, relationships, beauty, getting older, and a little wiser. We're best friends, but we don't always agree. Because you told us how accommodating you are. Obviously, I would do what I think I could do to

fight to fight, but there's only so much fight I can fight. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. Liar. Listen on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I don't really care. I'm Lacey Mosley, author, actor, stand-up comedian, creator, and host of Scam Goddess Podcast.

The True Crime Comedy Podcasts all about robbery, fraud, and those who practice it. Each week, I bring on incredible guests like Conan O'Brien, Iowa Debrie, Lamorne Morris, and Nicole Byer. Ooh, I scammed them. What? I can talk to you for an hour. You're a generational yapper like me. That's why I had to make yapping a job. And the scams run the gamut.

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So if you like fun, if you like comedy, and you like like learning and protecting yourself from criminals. Start listening to Scam Goddess on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Oh, man. Dude, so you know how we have a lot of people crawling in my DMs? Yeah. It really paid off recently.

How so? Do tell. There is this account called Material Void. I don't know if you've heard of it. Haven't? No. And they sent me... Is he chunkin for you?

I couldn't really see that. Oh, you didn't see that? Yeah, yeah. I haven't seen. Blake for about 15 minutes. Really? Oh, man. It's a sticker.

That's a sticker. Okay. Well, then this, if you can't see this, then none of this is going to make any sense. Can you see this? Oh. Yeah, that's Game Over Man VHS? Yeah, dude. Like, very nice quality.

What? Like, packaged. Like, fucking cool, dude. FBI warning? Yeah, they got it all. And is it actually on the tape? Yes, it is. And so now you have to buy VHS.

Well, I mean, if you want to watch it on a. of VCR. Wow, that's actually fucking radical, dude. Yeah. That makes me want to, like, go put that at a Best Buy at some point. Just get, like, 10 and just, like, put them on the shelf at Best Buy. Dude, I'm, like, so impressed with the quality of this thing. Shout out to Material Void.

Like, it's dope. It's got, and you want to know the best part? Yes, I do. He gave me some for you guys, too. Oh, my God. Yes. Yeah, thank you. Material Void.

Yeah, so it's pretty, pretty freaking cool. Dude. Early shoutouts. Yeah, I'm very, I'm very stoked on that. And I'm guessing they do this for a lot of streaming programs. Ones you can't buy on VHS or what? I think they do. I'm not quite sure what the operation is. Game over man on VHS. How fucking rad. Pretty fucking cool. So I'm hyped to give you those. We got to turn it on. I want to see the like texture of like the OG tape. Oh yeah. I've been seeing a lot of people now like will buy like old ass TVs and then play like new PlayStation's through them just to kind of see like what what they look like through vintage tubes. I mean, this is just backrooms.

They're like, yo, look how old this fucking backroom is. It looks like shit. It looks, it looks vintage. It looks, yeah, it looks way worse. It's not clear, but it's kind of cool. Sort of sends you back a little bit. Yeah. When things were worse.

Yeah. Yeah. True. Well, I don't know. The 90s were pretty freaking sick, dude. But it isn't like, you know, people say vinyl is actually better than cassettes were and i think cds were just as good but not as like just not as good right yeah it wasn't like as warm of a sound as vinyl yeah yes so like is old tv warmer

like is there any like well i will say remember if warm is a word for shitty well yeah but it's like it's like a nice comfy blanket when you put it on remember when kyle between season one and season two got new cameras and didn't tell us and we were like oh we have new cameras now and he was like

yeah and we were all a little bummed about it I remember being bummed specifically because that first season our cameras they weren't like shitty cameras

but for the time they were good but then these new cameras it showed how ugly we actually were and it was just fuzzy enough that it kind of hid

how ugly we could be Right. In certain situations. Yeah. Right. It looked like a Christmas story. Yeah, that's exactly right. It feels just a little fuzzy.

It kind of reminded me of like a BBC show or something. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, it was cool. But maybe as a... Faulty towers, yes. Oh, of course, of course. Maybe as a society, we need to chill on the advancement of our cameras.

Because remember when they first got like the high-deaf cameras, like newscasters would be like caked with makeup and you're like, oh my God. This person is. Look at our president, dude. Our president is still applying makeup as if it's 1992. Everybody's coming. The fact that no one can take that man aside and be like, we have to tone down the tone. We got good cameras.

This ain't apprentice. We got to change up your makeup routine. You would think there would be like one sexy, like, if she would have to be really, sexy because he's a hornball. Oh yeah. Really sexy makeup artist, right? That could get in his ear and be like, you're handsome without all this orange. Donnie.

You don't, honey, baby, you don't need all this orange. And then they take the like metal scraper that they like apply like cement, you know? Yeah. Just scrape it off of his face. Just random stumpy sound effects. Well, it actually would be

pretty, do you remember ever seen your like grandmother super early in the morning before she like applied her makeup and you like walked into the room before she like did her hair

and her hair was like wet and down and there's just tendrils and there's you see all the sunspots and she's like get out of here that is

that would be short answers I don't think so no Adam that is so weird I don't think I don't ever think I was up before my grandma any of my grandmas

I think they're like up, but they never go to bed. No, grandmas do sleep. They do. Believe it or not, they do. I never saw my grandma sleeping either. Nice try, dude. The only time I saw my grandma with their eyes closed, God rest your soul. I don't know if Blake was joking or not, but nice try.

I just remember being, so when we would go, stay at my grandparents' house for the holidays, everyone. My dad is a family of six kids, and all of them have multiple kids. So then there's just a ton of us sleeping in a three-bedroom house with one bathroom. So it's chaos, right? There's just a ton of people. We're sleeping on the floor. We're in sleeping bags.

We're all over the place. You might walk in on a grandma. Nnecky grandma! I've seen so many of my uncle's dicks. My uncle's dicks are just... Yeah, you open up the bathroom door. And this is a safe space for your organs. Wait, open up the bathroom door.

Are those connected? The toilet is right here, so they're just pissing. you just walk in and there's just like adult man cock. And so if they showed photos, you'd know who's is whose? I think so. Who about?

Okay. I like that. I like that. I think I'd be good at it. I think I could also. I just want to, whatever the movie ends up being, I just want to show my dick at some point in it.

And I'm like, all right. That was the bitch. That was the good work. And guess what? The rest is history. Right there. The rest is history. So what?

Wait, so when you saw your grandma with their makeup on, off. Did she flip out on you? Did she, did she, like, throw a towel over her? It was sort of, it was like a,

get out of here, get out of here. It was, do you remember that movie, um, uh, witches? Yes.

Just watched it on a road trip, bro. If anybody hasn't seen witches, put it on. Who's that, Faye Dunaway? Not Faye Dunaway. Angelica,

Houston. Yeah. Angelica Houston. The child. What a, what a queen. Is a mouse. We love her.

That is an amazing. felt like that. It felt like that. It felt like I saw the witch. And then she came out and she, you know, she was all done up and she was looking beautiful. She's looking great. She's my grandmother.

She was like Angelica Houston before she took the mask off. That's exactly right. Dang, man. And that's what I think Trump, and a lot of these older, older politicians would look like, but especially him because he wears so much makeup. Yeah, he's got layers.

I would love to see him all natural. I bet he's, I bet he's, wild. Yeah, yeah, for real. He probably just looks like Isaac. Thank you, God. Because his hair is super long. He does like a comb over effect, right? So, like, he would look like Bill Murray in Kingpin.

It's over and back and, yeah. Yes, Kingpin. Burn! Bill Murray and Kingpin? Oh, wow. Legendary. Unreal. Legendary haircut. Peak comic moment. You're saying, oh, the Bill Murray during Kingpin when his hair flipped over? But like with the hips and the hair and backlit, such a moment that I was like, locked. This is it.

It doesn't get funnier than this moment right here. Bill Murray slays that movie. He doesn't have that many scenes, but the ones he's in are just completely memorable. So I just had a, I mean, I'm speaking a little out of school, but I just had a meeting with Bobby Fairley. And we might do a project together. I was really excited to meet him. I think he was less excited after he met me. No, no, no.

It went totally great. It took everything to not just talk about all of his movies. Yeah, for sure. Because the Fairley Brothers, they have so many absolute, right down the middle, classic comedies. They definitely do. Are they three perfect movies for me? What, three?

Which ones? Dumb and Dumber. Yep. Something about Mary. Something about Mary. Oh, my gosh. God. Kingpin.

Whoa. Kingpin, yep. Those are my top three, too. In the opposite order, as far as my favorite being Kingpin, then some dumb, and dumber. Those are, yeah, those are extreme. Just so he knows where I'm coming from. I think mine is Kingpin, Dumb, or something about Mary. Did they do me, myself, and Irene?

Yes, they did. Dude, I have a really soft spot in my heart for that movie. Really? Yeah. That was, that's not super high on my list. Oh, man. I liked it. Four for me.

I like it more than I like shallow hal. I like it more than like stuck on you. Oh, I never saw stuck on you. Stub on you had some yucks and some chucks. Who was that? They went on an absolute heater. In the 90s. Yeah, man.

Glory days. They were fantastic. They also, he also wrote Bushwhacked and went under. and went under a pseudonym, Danny Byers. Dude, that's probably the best camp movie ever. Oh, tread lightly. Careful. Yeah, you're right.

You're right. There are some good ones. The bushwashed. So, yeah. And then I went, and I was telling Chloe, I was like how excited I was to meet him, and, you know, he did all these classic comedies. And she was like, oh, yeah, which ones? And then I go, well, for one, dumb and dumber.

and she's like... Never seen it. Yeah, I've never seen it. And I go, well, Kingpin, and she's like, no, I actually didn't see that one. And I'm like... Netflix and Marvel show? Didn't they do like the Heartbreak Kid too? I want to say they did.

What's the Heartbreak Kid? That at least was like a little newer. And I'm like, what about the Heartbreak Kid? And she was like, I never saw it. And I'm like, oh, this whole generation of younger millennials might not have watched all these damn absolute classic he rocks. I showed my kids dumb and dumber, and the first half hour, they're just like, what's wrong with them?

Oh, they were like, oh, they're like mentally retarded? Yeah, they were scared for them. They were like, oh, these guys. They were scared for them? Yeah, they were like, these adults have something wrong with them. There's the part where like the bird gets its head ripped off, and he's like, how'd you get the money? He's like, I sold some things.

And then the kids petting the dead bird with the tape. Yeah. And I paused it and I go, do you understand what just happened? And they were like, did he sell that blind kid a dead bird with its head taped on? And I go, yeah. And they go, that's not nice. And I go, no, but it's stupid. It's more, it's more that it's stupid and so we can laugh.

As I'm explaining it, I'm like, I don't know if this is. Do we think that this new generation were too caught up? up in like being like the niceties of things and like the morality of like oh that's that's not right i think meanness and even like watching someone who is having a bad thing happen to them they don't like damn meanness is back in a big way oh i feel well i mean you've you've never left it you're i think by and like quit being a bitch yeah okay stop go put a dick in your mouth please Whoa. Yeah, I think that there's definitely a type

where meanness has never gone away, but I also think by and large. Yes, the kids, the kids are, they're not laughing at that. Before puberty, everyone's expected to be nice. Right. And then as soon as someone gets pubs,

it's, yeah, it's like, fuck you. You got no pubs, bitch, and it's like, I don't get the fuck out. I'll be over here. Yeah, it's all pub based. It's basically mostly pub based.

Absolutely. That hasn't changed. And as soon as you get one of these, I feel like that was the first facial hair I got was right here. A flavor saber, as they would call it. Damn, so legendary. So, yeah, I mean, that's truly wild that, because I feel like I was, how old is your oldest? 12. 12? Damn.

Yeah, I was younger than him when I was watching some of those movies. Although we watched, what about Bob Banger? Eight-year-old and 12-year-old loved it. Really, I thought a lot of those jokes were like kind of, I don't know, would go over their head. Well, they're smart. I just remember Richard Dreyfus feeling too old. Yeah.

Like too old and too like. Adam, he's probably your age. I know. I know. But he's wearing the best outfit. And I was like, if I could just get one of these, let me be Richard Dreyfus in something, please. Oh, you're saying in a movie.

Yeah. Oh, okay. I thought you were saying you wanted his clothes to wear. You wanted his wardrobe. I'm like, yeah. There's that too. Get a sweater vest. I'm sure. You sort of dressed like him.

No, but I was just like, I need to do one of these fucking uptight rolls where just someone's driving you crazy. Yeah. You would be really good at a nice uptight role. Yeah, that would be sweet. I think I see that for you. If you're the next Richard Dreyfus, I'm hyped. I remember Richard Dreyfus not really clicking with me as a kid either. I wasn't like, oh, the new Richard Dreyfis!

Mr. Holland's Opis. Oh, shit. We got to see that. Mr. Holland's opus is a banger. Absolutely. I feel like I got to go back and I think I'm with you, Blake. I think I was more into Sinbad at that time in my life and less into Richard Dreyfus. 100%.

Hey. Yes, points. That's point. Why is that points? Because he's right. That's just, he's right. I know that Blake and I were speaking the same language when it came to. Oh, man.

I had house guests on loop. Yeah, so we were more in that camp and less in Richard Dreyfus camp. Sinbad is the only thing my father and I would watch together and both enjoy. See, he bridges the gap. I love it. But Dreyfus, have you seen closer encounters of the third guy or whatever? You know what? I think this might be Chloe and Kingpin.

No, I haven't. I have not seen it. So dope. It's Spielberg. Let's start calling things that we haven't done, Chloe and Kingpin. Yeah, this is a Chloe Kingpin situation. Can you suck your own dick? No, that is a Chloe King...

That is a Chloe Kingpin. Unfortunately, that is a Chloe Kingpin. What I'm saying is... You know, I wish it wasn't a Chloe Kingpin, but it is definitely a Chloe Kingpin. Is that a three example we need? Dreyfus, I mean, he's the narrator of Stand By Me. Forget about it.

Okay. Perfect movie. Golden voice. Did you know that? That's great. I'm standing by you right now. Steakout, another stakeout. I know Blake knows stakeout.

out of Zoh. So close encounters of the third kind. See, this is before my time and this is where the difference between us stirs. And we all know where we can start with that. Your boobs are huge. 1977. I feel like, and I know this is,

this just says something about how old I am and my generation. If it's in the 70s and when it comes to movies, I like it less. Let me tell you something. Okay. Fuck it. The 70s? It was just the pacing. It was just the pacing. was like too slow for me.

Dude. And I think like Spilberg changed like the I know Spielberg did Close Encounters of the Third Kind but like his pacing changed with his big blockbusters in the 80s. He evolved.

But if you watch Jaws listen you got to watch Close Encounters of the Third Kind it's off the chain. You'll go oh that's what that's from for like four different things that are like iconic

but Jaws, come on Jaws what are we talking about? Also, 70s movies are the most hardcore fucking movies out there. They are pretty tight. And I didn't watch Close Encounters until I was in my 20s. It wasn't like I'd pop that in the VHS player. Well, I didn't even watch Star Wars until 2002 or whatever. Like, I just didn't.

I was just like, it just seemed so old. Really? You weren't a Star Wars kid? I don't know. I feel like it was on... He was in the Sinbad, Blake. I was mostly in the Sinbad. Hey, man, you know.

I pray. And whatever Emilio Estevez was dropping. Oh, for sure. If Charlie Slater or Christian Slater had a pick. Come on, dude. Get your cuffs on. Bubble, baby. Remember he was in Robin Hood? Damn.

Dude. Kevin Costner. Come on, man. Guy Con. I got to get that one out for the kids. But Dreyfus. Dreyfus is good. Please, please, please.

Dreyfus is good. No, he's great. And I agree. I went back and watched all this stuff way later and yeah he's he's actually fantastic i'm like i feel like i'm leaving something massive there's that airplane movie where he's like a dead pilot always yeah that shit rocks never even seen it john goodman i've seen the trailer it's really good it's just a solid ass movie is that also spilbert i yes it is it is yeah i think dryfis was his guy and john goodman's in that i believe

so god john has had one of the best careers of all time he really has he's like sneaky been in everything, been around forever, worked with all the coolest people. He's the dope? Yeah. That being said, if we ran into each other, I bet it'd take him a minute to recognize me. Whoa. Really? And we worked together for seven years and I played his son.

And we were in scenes once a week. Yeah. He'd be like, uh, righteous gemstones, right? Yeah. Yeah, John, it's me. It's Adam. Yes, points. Yeah.

I played your son on the show. Try Flintstones, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You played Judy? No, I didn't play Judy. I played Kelvin. I played the little your gay son.

You'd be like, oh, yeah, Judy. Okay. Hold up. Oh, sure. I wish he thought you were Rick Moranis from Flintstones because that would be really tight. I feel like Rick probably got a lot of drive his roles. I remember him. He was like kind of rolling his eyes at Flintstones once at Video Village.

What? Like how like, yeah, that didn't turn out exactly how we wanted type of thing. And you're crying. I was devastated because I was like, that was my favorite. I loved that movie as a kid. Dude. I saw that movie in the drive-in theater. Whoa.

You remember your drive-in theater movies. Those are, those ones stick with you. I saw a twister in a drive-in theater in aisle. That's where it's meant to be seen. Oh. He's the thing. And when there's that storm that goes through, when the twister goes through the drive-in movie theater thing, the screen in Twister, and they're in Iowa, and I'm 10 years

old or however old I was, like eight, I lost my shit. I was like, oh, my God, the worlds are colliding. A twist is going to come any moment. But did you not get more afraid of Twisters at that point? I mean, you're in the, I'm a California kid, Bay Area, obviously. I thought you're an Iowa guy. Well, I didn't get to, I didn't actually get to grow up in Iowa. I, A&M definitely Iowa blood flows through me. But you've never really been. You haven't spent a lot of time there. No, I've been.

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No, I never was that afraid of tornadoes. Most of it was kind of fun. Yeah, I could see as a kid maybe wanting to be in a tornado after seeing that movie. Well, you would, every once in a while, the sirens would go off. And your dad would just snatch you from bed and haul ass down to the basement. Get down to the basement with your uncle's dicks. Go. Go. Go, go, go, go.

Don't worry about it. All their dicks are out. And then you would go in the basement. It doesn't matter what we were doing down there. Just get down there. It wasn't in our basement. It was at my grandmother's house on the floor. Yes, all five of us are down here.

Where did this? It doesn't matter. It has nothing to do. Nothing was happening in our basement. It was at my grandparents' house because the toilet was, you open up the door and the toilet was right there, so you saw dicks. Why is Mama wearing the handcuffs from my MyPet monster? It is nothing to do.

Just get down there. You keep saying. Okay. Get down there. It was kind of fun. Is Nickelode and Gat coming out of your ass crack? Goodbye. Yuck.

What's happening? Yuck, dude. Take away points. In the 90s. In the late 80s? Or you just, what if it was like, okay, it's in the basement, right? What if he was having like a serious fucking smoke session down there? Sure.

And the fucking sirens start to go off. And he's like, oh, fuck. That would, yeah, I feel like that would have been a bummer. Dude. That would have been a bummer for him. Blake, I like how you're saying, what if? That's exactly probably what happened. He was high, which is why he, like, freaked out, ran upstairs,

and ran his kids and, like, brought in the basement. They're like, Dad, it was an ambulance. He was constantly saying, like, a skunk got loose in the basement. He's like, he's a damn skunk. Frickin' here. Dude, skunknado. But it was sort of... Did you have to do this in Chicago, or are you a little north for this?

No, like, I don't think tornadoes formed off the lake or whatever. It would be windy, but... I think they had some shit the other day, though. Notoriously, windy, windy, of course. Yeah, so we would have to go, I mean, probably if at least once a year or so, you would have to just get to the basement. Damn. And you'd look outside.

and it gets all like yellowish. A twister. And it's no, no wind at all. It's pretty, it's pretty eerie. Yeah. That sounds crazy. Yeah. Cow.

Is that what they say in the movie? I don't know. I don't recall. I mean, I do remember the trailer. Oh, from Twister? Yeah. The cow goes by. He just goes, cow, right?

Yeah, probably is. Dreyfus will have seen more. I made you remember, but, yeah. As a teenager, though, did you, like, start to be, like, you let's chase a tornado, like you and your boys. I still would. I still have part of me that wants to do that. And that bad idea show that I had,

that you guys were both in it. We both went and did bad ideas. Durs and I, we went to the Amazon jungle, which was very fucking cool. We drove on a cliff on the side of a mountain in Peru, which was wildly dangerous. Swam with some piranas. I wore a meat diver.

Blake and I. I took you to Paris. California. About an hour away from my house. Race track. And then we did a demolition derby with a bunch of people that actively wanted to kill me.

Very frightening. They thought it was funny. They wanted our heads. Hollywood people here and they were like, we're going to fucking show you with a real deal. And I was like doubling down on it. I wore like this whole track suit that made me look like

Evil Knievel. Evil can evil. And then I wore a hat that said like Hollywood, like Mr. Hollywood or something. Yes. So, yeah, I feel like I was asking for it. Hey, Adam, bad idea. Yeah, that was a bad idea.

Okay, wait a minute. Yes, points! But if we were to do another season, I was going to go, you know, hunt down some major storms. How far would that be? Yeah. I mean, that would be pretty cool.

I wonder how accurate, like, Twister is. Like, the storm, storm tracking? Yeah. Well, you know who did it a couple years ago? Do you know that guy? I actually haven't seen him much online lately, and I hope he's doing okay. That Bob Mennery guy, remember, he would do the voices. Yes.

He, like, has this incredible announcer voice. Yes. Yeah. And he would then go, like, this motherfucker and he would curse and stuff. I remember that one specifically. Yeah, that one. Right. It'd be like an ice skater falling in the judge

You'll be like, oh, looks like she just got frostbite on her, Gooch Mm-hmm, right Do you remember that one? I remember that one? That was pretty good. That was my favorite one of all of us. Yeah, that's pretty funny. Blake, do you have a memory of any of them or no?

I don't. I don't. That's weird. But he... But you could. Chase storms or no? Sure, sure. You could.

Sure, absolutely. Blake's, uh, Blake's improv technique is, uh, yeah, no, I'm good. Sorry, I just realized. Look, man, I just realized the game. I got a look at this board too. I got the damn. I got this damn. What am I doing?

A cleanse. I don't know. So Bob Mennery is chasing storms? Yeah, so he went and chased storms and he actually like got sick footage and it was like right next to tornado and like was with these like real storm chasers and went and did it. And I'm like, oh, I could just go and do it. And I think it would be so crazy and just it makes you feel alive. Almost dying. Right.

Almost dying makes you feel alive. That's the only way to feel alive is to almost die. For me, I know we disagree when it comes to this, but I really, really love that feeling. I think that's why I like being on stage and performing, and I know it's not almost dying, but it's that thrill of like, oh, this could crash and burn. How fun is that? You know, it's so funny. We could die.

It's literally the opposite for me. where like if I'm just standing somewhere and I'm just like feel a breeze and it's just like a nice day or even just a quiet cold, brisk day and I have a moment where I can just go it's cool, it's good to be here. That's life!

That's what does it for me. That's really cool, dude. See, I would have the same situation but then I'm thinking like it's a breeze because someone just had opened the door to come in. They're probably an active shooter.

Okay, yes. I need to be thinking how to disarm them. I knew it. Here he goes. This is different, though. I'm ready for an active shooter. Knock on wood. No, I'm more ready, dude.

I think about it. I don't know if I'm ready, but if I go to a private, a public event somewhere, a parade or a gathering. Yeah. I am looking at rooftops and checking exits because it's 2026. And guess what? If you have a trench coat, right? You're just going to, you're taking you down. I'm actively thinking, like, how to take you out.

I think you should just start sweep kicking people in trench coats. Or just like, hey, we've never met. Good in here, buddy. I'm a half a divide. What do we got? What we got? What we got? Just patting.

Just patting them down. They don't hear these anymore. I had a, my ex-girlfriend, who you guys know, she once walked in on me in the bathroom. It was after some school shooting. There's been so many. But she caught me. I was in the bathroom doing this.

Drawing schematics. Yeah. A little choke. What is that? That's a chokehold. I got yourself. The rear naked choke. And I was in the mirror choking out.

I had envisioned that I had, was hidden behind the classroom door. And the shooter came in. And then I grabbed him and choked him out and killed him. And then like made him so he wasn't breathing. And maybe I killed him. Maybe not. Maybe he's still alive. But that's for God.

to decide. And she caught me. Is this why you and Kyle became friends? Because you were like, keep your enemies closer. Oh. You were like, if I befriended this guy,

I could save everyone at OCC. He's problematic. Yes, it was after Sandy Hook. It was after Sandy Hook. That is exactly right. I remember being Todd, I must have told the story before because Todd is like,

I believe you did that after Sandy Hook. Yeah, it's ringing a bell for sure. So, yeah, she caught me. She was pretty weirded out by that. that happened. Oh, yeah, I acknowledge. I acknowledge that. Because I get a lot of DMs that are like, well, let's Adam stance on it.

And I go, oh, really? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like I'm kind of an open book on believing victims when it comes to that kind of stuff. I just want to party. Other stuff? Not at all.

Yeah. Other stuff? Not so much. That's a cool stand. But that, but that, yeah, totally. Uh-huh. Plannedemic. Yeah.

Yeah, you were super plannedemic. That was weird about it. Oh, well, fucking Wuhan. That's not even a place, dude. Hohan. You looked it up. It ain't a place. That ain't a place.

Also, another thing that I wanted to do for Bad Ideas season two, which we never got to do. Go to Wuhan Lab. I wanted to go to Wuhan, go to a wet market, eat some bats. Really? Is it that they were serving bats or it's that bats fly over the market and they shit on the open air food? I think they were serving bad. I think it was, yeah, I think they were eating. I almost ate bad on my honeymoon.

Why? Might as well. I ran out. You had to look tough in some situation. You're like, gravre. Yeah, your wife was like, this might be a bad idea.

What did I get myself into? You're like, I'm tough. I'm badass. No, we went. She doesn't give a fuck. She's like, don't eat bad. But we went to an island called, it's like the Seychelles Islands

off the coast of Africa. And they had a restaurant that had like bat soup. And I'm like, let's go there tonight. It's going down. I'm having bat suit and soup and we got there. And they were like, welcome. I'm like, I'm here for the bat soup. And they were like, hunky, we're out.

I love it. I was like, yeah, actually, where I'm from that, you can't, never mind. Damn. And then our ride left us and we had to ride back with somebody from the kitchen to our hotel. So wait, had you heard that this bat suit? It was unreal. Had you heard that it was really good because it was like sold out or were you just like bat soup?

I got to do it. No, I just was like, we're here, bat soup. See, I don't mind. Let's get it, gang. If you're in a place and everyone eats this thing, I will eat that thing. Yeah.

No problems. Can we clip that, please? Can we clip that? I will eat that thing. Well, when we were in Peru and they were eating guinea pigs. And I was like, all right, I guess we're eating guinea pig. Wait, you did. And then Isaac was like, oh, no, or a guinea pig.

And I'm like, well, it's just what they eat here. They eat guinea pigs. Well, Isaac also had pet guinea pigs at the time. So I understand that. You don't want to eat your little homie. Why, dude? I mean, I grew up in Iowa. My uncles were farmers and shit.

You go up there and they have cows everywhere. There's pigs everywhere. I eat cows and pigs. Wake up, call? When you die, Blake, we're eating you. Come on, man. Would you eat? Okay, now, for real.

Peace. If you were on a mountain and it's a mountain, desolate. No, no, we're like climbing Everest or some bullshit. And we're stuck, we're stuck, and we have to eat each other. Would you guys do it? Would you eat one of us? You have to do it. Are we like guaranteed?

Well, I guess you wouldn't know. Well, you don't know, but you're assuming. Can we cook? Can we cook it? Yeah, what is that process? Are you supposed to eat your homies raw or are you like, I think you dry, you air dry it, right? What do they call it?

Can you smoke it? You have to skin your homey. I feel like you're not doing a lot of smoking. And you don't have time to do like, you know how when they're like, it's 29 days. Yeah. Like when you have a steak at a fancy steakhouse or whatever. You don't have time for that. You have to just lop open some thigh meat and go to town.

Ugh. But you can keep it on ice. You can keep it on ice, right? Isn't that the whole concept of that movie alive where like they're just keeping it on ice? Oh, it's frozen, so you suck on it like a popsicle? Yeah, or like you put it in the snow and then you take it out, put it in the sun, and then when it's thaw, you get to... I feel like drinking the blood might be enough to satiate.

Sustain you. Yeah. Oh, wait a day. Well, okay, so, oh, hear me out. If you didn't have like a knife or a utensil to like... To cut the flesh from the human, would you be down to just kind of like, like bites through the limb. Yeah.

I mean, I guess, yeah. It's a survival, right? If you had to, yeah, yeah. That is so gnarly, dude. But, I mean, Blake, you would die. I don't know if I could get around to that. You would die. You, I mean, you're going to go up there.

You haven't eaten food in seven days. You're just eating, like, juices. And I'm doing great. I'm doing freaking great, dude. Yeah. I can survive. Okay. All I'm saying is you're dead, homie.

I'm saying if you think you could place your teeth around a human-like thigh. while it's still attached and just chomped down and start chew it. Blake, it's the instinct to kick in. I'm not saying, yes, I agree. I'm not saying that's the thing that I want to do. I love it. I haven't looked at a person's size and been like, let me gobble. But all I'm saying is if I'm going to die, and you're already dead, Blake, you're dead.

You haven't eaten in seven days. You keep fast. You don't have the sustenance to keep going up this mountain. and then you're kaputz. Yeah, I'm done for it. You're done. Okay. You're just an ice block at this point.

And then Durs and I are looking at each other like, well, I guess... This is after you guys have sucked each other's there. I guess... No, no, no. Oh, that's actually not a bad idea. Thank you. That's interesting, though. You need to keep me alive.

So here's... Do you just eat your own jazz for, like, protein shots? Oh, man! I don't think it counts because that was protein that was in your own body. Everybody's coming. But if you give it to each other. But you can drink your own pee if you evaporated. Well, because, but then if you secrete-

Oh, yeah. What if it's each other's, geez. Well, it's because you secreted the protein yourself. And then you give it to someone else. Then you just take their protein. No, but there has to be a lot. That's crazy, dude. I think Ders found the life hack on a mountain.

No, no, no. I think that's worth. I know you want that to be true, Blake. I'm dead. I'm dead. Yeah, okay. Well, see, I died before we had to make the, decision. I think it's a worthy, I think it's a worthy conversation. I really do. I really do.

And this is a conversation we're having over your dead naked body. I told you, dude. We've already stripped you down and we're ready to gobble. And then quickly we gobble, and then we go, well, we could eat each other's jizz. But then you say, well, that would be protein is leaving my body through the semen. And I give it to you. And then if you leaves, so it's just, it's kind of evening out. It's, This is the way. And we've already stated that DERS actually jizzes more than I jizz. Oh, okay.

That's already, we've already talked about that at different episodes. Yeah. So, in fact, it wouldn't be fair. It wouldn't be fair. For Durs, really. So then we would have to gobble your fucking skin and bones body. You would protest. And we both would be talking about how it would have been better if one of us died first.

because there's just more meat. There's more... There's more... There's more... There's more... There's more... There's more... I love the idea of, like,

of us getting stranded and being like, well, let's just eat each other's jiz. And then, you know, we're like waiting for someone to die, but then we're just like, all right, fuck it, let's do it, and we do that.

And then we're like, all right, well, I've had worse. That's... Oh, well, you know, whatever. It's not bad. What do you think, Blake? And Blake's just dead. Your boobs are huge.

We just ate jizz, and we could have just waited just a few minutes. Yeah. Or we eat each other's jizz, and then, like, a mountie comes around the corner, and he's like, hey. You guys stranded? I'm from the four seasons right behind this tree. You didn't see the smoke, or like, you guys have not been gone that long. Yeah. And by the way, I love that I'm like, can you imagine?

We're next to a freeway. We're like, oh, shit. We had to eat each other's jizz, and we were this close to eating each other's bodies. which is so much worse. Oh, shit. I'd rather eat some but. What's up? What the fuck are you guys doing over here?

Oh, shit. Oh, hey. We're saved. Oh, shit. There's like a Red Bull flutop happening right here. You just performed at the casino in Ontario. Huh. And wandered off.

Crazy. Okay. But that was days ago, wasn't it? Just ended. Yeah. We just had to get out. Any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams here? That's a great question.

I mean, there's a little few things I would just take back from the last like 90 seconds. Nah, no, we got to stay by that. But then who am I, right guys? Yeah, absolutely. You know what? I would like to give another special shout out. By the way, we're not giving flowers to Dreyfus. No.

There's no flowers there. No, we like the guy, but no flowers. I'm suddenly overcome with fear. Sorry, Blake, go ahead. We wield a lot of power on this podcast. Yes. I'm getting... Orson, bad.

We're not... No, no flowers to him. We like him. We refuse to give flowers. No, we got to be careful with our goosebumps-esque fucking powers. Superpowers. Yes. Okay, I just wanted to reshot out Material Void.

Thank you for hooking us up. These are super super super... Very cool. Game Over Man, VHS. And it's crispy, dude. It's crispy. That'll go right by my copy of HouseCore. I want to rewatch Game Overman.

It's been since the premiere, I think. Only on Netflix. We're going to check it out on Netflix. Hey, everyone listening, will you guys just start watching it on your phone and just set your phone down? Let's get like a weird bump of ratings for Game Over Man. On loop, please. And I would like to, we've recently dug into the analytics to the podcast. A lot of podcast.

they're better at this kind of stuff. And they dig into the analytics early on and figure out how to get more listeners and more viewers. We have never done that. And only within the last week were we like, Isaac, can we sue those numbers? I give them to you.

He's never given to us. Getting radical. But we finally looked, we get dope numbers. We get really good numbers. I want to say thank you to TIA Nation for checking us out, both on Netflix, and wherever you get your podcast because it means a lot to us

and I just want to say thank you it's pretty fucking radical. That is really good. And Todd, clip that. Let's make that a clip. We gotta let people know we appreciate them. We really do. We really do.

And if you appreciate us, we appreciate you. We'll see you at Niagara Falls. Oh my God. Appreciate you. My mom's favorite. Appreciate you. Appreciate you. You're going to.

Okay. All right. And that's another episode. I'm excited to go. I'm excited to go too. I'm excited to go over the falls. And here we go, baby. And that's another episode of...

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