This Is Important - Ep 33: The Game Over Man Snyder Cut

Episode Date: April 6, 2021

Today, this is what's important:Hangovers, teeth brushing, The Rock's Iron Paradise, movies with fast cars, Donald and Kiefer Sutherland, Tom Leykis, Dan Bilzerian, the Snyder Cut, behind the scenes of Game Over Man, Canadian travel laws, Ander's swim history, how their parents disciplined them, Bhad Bhabie, and more. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered

a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about

what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about lining them up. I want to snort them all like a line of cocaine. Diving head first in the Christmas tree. I'll drunk as shit. I got wet in reckless. You might catch me outside. How about that? Here we go. Start your engines. Good morning. Wake up. It ain't morning where I'm at. Wake up. Oh yeah. You're on the east coast, right? I'm a east coast bad boy. Just a regular boy. I wouldn't say I'm a bad boy. For all you out there listening, we're on the west coast. We're doing a little bit of an AM breakfast podcast. We got a Saturday.

And I love doing it on Saturdays. Yeah, it's a great way to wake up, see my dudes in the morning, get a nice little coffee. Yeah, got mine. It's fucking good. I had to go to a neighbor's house down the way and get my car that I had to leave there last night, guys. Oh, what a dirty Taiwan off. What is up? Let's just say somebody went to CVS and bought some Malibu mixed fruit punch in a bag. Oh, nice brother. Yeah, I felt like, you know, let's just get high school about it tonight. Wow. I like getting high school every once in a while. I drank at a bar outside. Holy shoot, that's so high school. Yeah, that was pretty high school outside. I felt like I was in a parking lot, waiting to go in somewhere. Remember that? Did you guys do a lot of that? Drinking by the car

in the parking lot? Hell yeah, I'm back in the day. Absolutely. Yeah, pop the trunk. Yeah, for sure, yeah. Derz may I ask you about that mixed drink thing? Do you have a hangover? Are we on a scale from one to 10? What do you got? How are you guys, how are my boys feeling this morning? Not hung over, but the mouth, like the teeth are just coated. Oh, you didn't brush? Yeah, I don't brush. I don't brush at night time. No, I brush in the morning. You got the, you got the cat shit in the mouth. Yeah, I remember when I would wake up from a hangover, it always felt like a cat shit in my fucking mouth, dude. I guess I'll take your word for it. Yeah, that's what I had a cat shit in my mouth. Yeah, is that what it is? Like cat shit in your mouth? And it's like, I feel like Kyle had

really, really bad hangovers, just how he explains his hangovers to right. I still remember them. It's like, it's like, it's like your heads in a vice and a cat shit in your mouth. Dude. Yeah, I'm just thirsty. And it feels like someone's like fingering your asshole. And we're like, whoa, what? That's me relax. The last one, the last one was, yeah, that was people taking advantage of me. The last one, that was people. Yeah, that was people. The rest of it was the booze. That wasn't the booze. That was the people that I was with. They are the reason. Yeah, I love it. But yeah, I mean, for real, dude, it's been seven years. I still remember them vividly enough to where I'm like, I'm done. The people, people made it. I didn't quit the people. I just quit

the booze. I didn't quit the people part. Never quit the people. Still getting, still getting the butthole fingered. Just kidding. Allegedly, just kidding. Okay, sorry. Wake up, wake up. Yeah, I don't know, man. I was debating whether I should make myself a nice little Bloody Mary. I love a good Bloody Mary guys. And you know what? They're delicious virgin as well. I just love the taste of that. That sounds like the most disgusting thing in my world. A Bloody Mary. You don't mess with bloodies? I don't, yeah, I can't. I don't do tomatoes. I don't do, don't they put like olives in it? Yeah, it's delicious. Yeah, I could get down on a virgin. Guys, I just told you, I drink sugar, Malibu rum in a bag. That's kind of, that's my, that's my

lane. So rewind. Rewind. Rewind. Rewind. Do you seriously not brush your teeth at night? That was a funny, that was a ha ha. No, I don't. Wait, hold on a minute. Hold on. Hold on. What is this? Wait, I'm here to answer all of your questions. I think we just lost our sponsor. What's our little tooth? Quip, quip. I think quip just dropped out off the, off the strength of Ders does not brush his teeth. I brush them every morning. But not at night? Yeah, because when I brush them at night, then it's like super minty. And then I go to bed and I'm like, do you brush them any other time of the day? You just brush your teeth one time a day. Yeah, and I've never had a cavity. And every time I go to the dentist, you're like, wow,

so you're doing a really good time, good job brushing. And I have to always go, guess what? I only do it once a day. And they're like, are you flossing? And I say, never have. Yeah, you don't floss either, bro. So you just, you don't, you've never had a cavity. No. What the F? Oh my God. That's crazy. Well, it's, should we all try this? Should we try this for a week? No, I already can't fall asleep. Like I don't get in bed and like knock out. Like I, Adam, you're, you knock out pretty quick, right? Take your sleep potion. Because I, yeah, I take my sleep potion. I'm back on my sleep potion. Remember how I quit for like three days? I was so proud and told you guys about that. Oh, right. Hang on. But let's get back. I guess

I'm crazy for not brushing my teeth at night. Well, no, you're not crazy. It's just, I'm already laying in bed awake. And then the mintiness, it's like, well, you can get different. It doesn't need to be like, you know, super minty. Yeah. It could get a different. Get some old school tooth powder or something like that. Oh, let me just get old school tooth powder. Problem solved. I forgot about the, just sand. Just throw some sand in your mouth. Just get old school tooth powder. Just brush with baking soda. Oh, yeah. That is true. No, baking soda is a thing. You know, you could do it. What about mouth, oh, mouthwash is hella minty. Everything you guys are saying sounds like it's not going to happen. Yeah, just get some baking

soda and put that in your mouth or just brush your teeth, but then have some night night juice. So you could go to bed. What's night night juice? The shit you drink? Well, that's what I'm naming it and I'm probably. Okay, cool. Cool. So you want him in order to brush his teeth at night, you're telling him to get addicted to sleep aid. Exactly. It makes sense. Okay. It's science. Have liquid Z quill. It's delicious. Makes it with the sparkling water, put it on ice, and that about a half hour before you want to drift off to sleep land. Yeah, sip on that, sip on some Z quill, some night night juice. You call it night night juice just to ease the like problems, huh? And then when I mix energy drinks with soda water to cut the taste of the

energy drinks, that's my go go juice. Right. Guys, I like to drink a little sippy sippy jug every night. Yeah, it's a handle of vodka. I call it my sippy sippy jug. When I do heroin, I call it my little pokey ouchie. Yeah, my pokey potion. It's yummy. So you guys don't suck dinky dinky for pokey ouchie? Yeah, I thought we all did that. So you're telling me you've never sucked a dinky dinky for pokey ouchie to get money for your pokey ouchie. You never put a dinky dinky in your squeezy poopsie? I like to take a dinky dinky in my squeezy poopsie for a little of the pokey ouchie. Yeah, my dad wasn't there a lot when growing up. Oh, really? What happened? Well, he was out like sucking dinky dinky for pokey ouchie. Oh my gosh, what was he doing when he

wasn't doing that? Well, he was taking dinky dinky and his poopy oopy. Wait, what do we call it? A rock and dog receiver. Oh, hello. Rock and dog. There it is. There's that soundboard. I was waiting for you to cue that bad boy up. Good morning. Coffee's kicking in. We are up and we are awake. Hey, man. Honestly, that one was too loud. Where's this hanging? He's hanging. Super excited. I'm hanging a little bit too dirty. I'm feeling you. Are you? You guys, I feel great. I didn't do any sippy sippy jug last night. I'm feeling you. You didn't sippy sippy jug on a Friday. That doesn't seem like the Blake Anderson I know. No, I'm a new man. I watched the Tooth Fairy starting the rock from 2010. Oh, nice. Oh, strong showing. How was it?

I'd never seen that flare. Guys, there is some great scenes between the rock and Billy Crystal. They... Billy Crystal's in the Tooth Fairy. Yes, he plays like the... Like just the old dude and that gives you all your stuff. Right. I mean, that's the goal, right? Is to get so successful that then you can be in movies like that when you're like 60 years old and you're just like, sure, I'm in the Tooth Fairy. Right. And they pay you a ton and you work two weeks. You work two weeks. Your grandkids love you. They're like, I watched the Tooth Fairy. That's the goal. He knocks it out of the park. His scene, you could just tell they're just like, let Billy be Billy. And my gosh, he knocks it out. But the other thing that's really weird is the rock

is completely buff, but he's five times smaller than he is now. Like his body is insane. It's gorgeous. It's chiseled. It's perfect. But he's just looks like a little like college athlete. It's crazy. And has hair. He has hair. Yes. Well, that was when he signed that deal with Disney. He, you know, he like leaned down because he like didn't want to frighten the children. Well, did he lean down or was he just not? He hadn't spent the last 10 years in the iron paradise. Yeah, I think he was coming off of his like the rock WWE Nation of Domination. Like just, he's still just kind of just a tight spelt dude. Yeah. Iron paradise for sure, for sure. Yeah, that's his gym. They set it up on his set. He hits the iron paradise every day. Oh,

everyone knows about the iron paradise, Kyle. Yeah, we'll tell us about the iron paradise too. It seemed like Durs didn't. So I was kind of filling him in on the iron paradise, what it was. You don't know. Well, Durs doesn't brush his teeth. I don't know about the iron paradise. There's a lot of things. Yeah, dude, the iron paradise. Dude, you've never watched the Rocks workouts where he just puts huge fucking like metal chains around his neck and does like dips and shit. And he's just like, I'm the first one in the gym last one out and first one on set last one out. And like, it's like, where are all the hours of the day? That's not true, though. I heard he only works on set for six hours a day because he spent so much time on the iron paradise.

I believe that. I honestly don't. He's probably the last person I want to watch workout. It does you? I don't care. You know who's doing the chains now? Action Bronson's doing the chains. Everyone's doing the chains. People have been doing the chains for years. Because they're fucking cool, dude. I want to use chains in my workout. Have you never used changed? It's really easy. Have you never used change in your pocket to make your pants heavier? The chains have a purpose for when there's more chain hanging in the air as opposed to on the ground. So like it gets heavier as you're lifting things up and away from the ground. Here goes Der's trying to rewrite the works, the Rocks workout. Oh, I just feel like you guys are

fucking idiots. No, no, no. Der's talking to me about this. What's going on? This guy's watched the Atlas Moth way too many times. Oh, fuck. Great documentary. So you know gravity. You know gravity, right? Yes, I've heard of it. Yes. How does it work? How does it work? So it's like magnets. Okay. Well, that's magic. It's like the Earth's magnet and anything metal like chains will be drawn towards the ground. It's science. Okay. So gravity only works on metal? That's what I've heard. You didn't know that? Damn. Whoa. Whoa. Hey, you might have brushed that right out of your head at night. Brushed the knowledge out of my head. Yeah, you might have just brushed that right out of your brain. So that's why you don't brush because you're afraid you're going to get dumber

if you brush at night. Wow. Oh, and is there anything dumber? Can you imagine? Then you? I don't know. We're learning. Well, it just lets me know how much you've paid attention to me over the years. Apparently not that much. What do you mean? What's going on? What's going on? I know you're hanging, but what's up? Yeah, what's what's up, dude? What's happening here? What's following us? I just feel like you guys pay more attention to the rock than you pay attention to music. I follow you both on Instagram. I follow you both. Do you know what my gym is called? I don't follow him more than I follow you, Durst. You don't have a name of your gym. You don't have one. Wow. See, what is it? You don't put it, you don't broadcast it out of the world. It's not on

your IG. Yeah. What's the name? What's the name? Yeah, what is it? What's the name of your gym? Kokomo. Kokomo. Okay. Okay. That's where you always want to go. You get there fast, then you take it slow. Take you away. Yeah, you got to take it slow. Okay. You never ask though. Great name for a gym. And that's what this podcast is for, to like learn about each other. Yeah. Yeah, and that's a wrap. That was, that's really good. Thanks for joining us this week. Good morning, everybody. This is AM on the West Coast. Wake up. I didn't, I don't enjoy the persona of the rock. I don't, it says, doesn't seem real to me. That's all. Oh, it's going to beat your ass. That's fine. I bet it would. I will say when he cusses, it seems unbelievably forced. Hey, today, you're going

to, you're going to swear on this one today, Rock. Ah, okay. I mean, honestly, he's like, it doesn't feel like he, like it flows naturally. And it probably did, like when he was a kid in his youth. Right. But now I think like years of like media training and just building himself to be the rock. Now when he does it, he's like, I, hey, yeah. So Kevin Hart is a tiny little fuck. Oh, Jesus. I squirted out of him. Yikes. By the way, don't get me started on like the fake rivalry between him and Kevin Hart. I want to hear about the real rivalry with Vin Diesel. Oh, shit. Because I know there's real beef there. The Kevin Hart beef is fake and like fun. Yeah. Give me the real beef with Vin. What's the real beef with Vin? What's up with that? I've never

heard about this. Do they, they, they don't like each other because they were the two beef boys? Well, because Vin was like, I'm kind of the fucking Fast and Furious guy. And then the rock showed up and he was like, it's kind of my franchise now. Well, they had that one fight that like changed the Fast and Furious franchise where all of a sudden they were superheroes and breaking down like fucking parking structures and shit. And it was like, it's like in sync. How Justin Timberlake took over from JC Chavez. Almost exactly like in sync. Correct. Very similar. Kyle, you're talking about in the actual movies, we're not, we're not talking about backstage. No, I'm talking about in the movie, there was a, there's a quintessential fight between Vin Diesel

and the rock where it's like, oh, this, everything has changed. They were, they fought each other hand to hand combat. And it was ripping down like a, like six story parking structure and just their bodies did this damage to the concrete. And it was like, this is not what I signed up for. Because when I think of Fast and Furious, I'm like, I love how realistic it is. And that's why I've, I've tuned in all these years. It's just the realism. Right. The car stuff is like, you know, that's, that can go there, but hand to hand combat. And the first one, it was very real. The first Fast and Furious was super real. Was it? Is it real? Hey guys, want to hear some? Never seen them. None of them. You've never seen any of them? That's like Kyle's favorite movie,

I think. Jesus fucking Christ, Anders. I plan on seeing them. I just want to do it right, you know. Well, when you watch the first one, you'll definitely see it's fucking grounded. It's, it's a very grounded movie where people are just racing fast. It's, from what I've heard, it's point break cars instead of surfing. It's the best. That's exactly what it is. It was the best. That's, that checks out. I like that. And Luda, Luda isn't them? Can I race? Oh, yeah. It is kind of a crime that I haven't seen them. Yeah, you should check them out. Can I say something that may rock the boat a little bit? I don't know, but around the same time didn't the movie gone in 60 seconds come out and that movie was my shit. Okay. Do you remember that? Well,

the boat wasn't rocked. The boat's pretty steady. We're so cruising in the boat. Thanks for sharing. Yeah, I mean, I guess it was fun. I feel like they didn't make nine other born in 60 seconds, so it's obviously wasn't as influential. Look, you guys, you guys don't remember it, obviously. Wait, can I say something that might rock the boat a little bit? Yeah, for sure. At the same time, at the same time, the Italian job came out and that was my shit. Italian. What is Italian? Thank you, my grandfather. Yeah, Italian job. Who cares, man? The Italian job is what made Mini Cooper's cool. Before that movie, Mini Cooper's were like, oh, I'm not going to drive that wack ass little thing. And then

after that movie came out, now I see him and I'm like, oh, I bet that's a little zippy. That's got some pep in the stat. That's Statham and Famka Johansson. Wasn't that Mark Wahlberg? Yeah, the Italian job was Mr. Wahlberg. By the way, that's a remake dog. Well, hey, I'm going to say something that will rock the boat. All three of these are remakes. I'm pretty sure Fast and Furious is a remake from the 30s. What? Shut the fuck up! Well, Fast and Furious, the title had been used. Really? Yeah. Yes, but it's not a remake of that movie. Well, it's a different story. They rebooted the franchise or the IP of Fast and Furious.

I think that they just used the same title. You don't think it was a car movie? It was a car movie. I know that, but like it's every stop to there. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think it's any. I don't think it's similar beyond that. Right. Like Dominic Toretto wasn't in it and like that's true. Jason Statham is in the Italian job, by the way. He is in that. Yeah. It is Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron, Donald Sutherland and Jason Statham. Should we take just a moment to talk about Donald Sutherland? I don't have much there. I'd rather not. Yeah. Really? I don't have much there. Yeah. Are you serious? Yeah. I think that's enough of a moment. We just gave it to him.

Yeah. He's sick. Wow. You millenials zero appreciation. Hey, tune into Derz's Old Man podcast. Wait, what's the, okay, I'll take a moment. What's the movie that Donald and his kid are in? Donald and Kiefer. Aren't they in a movie together? Life. Isn't it like a time to kill? Aren't they in that movie at the same time? I don't know. But Donald Sutherland in Backdraft. Yeah. Donald Sutherland, fucking rocks, dude. Without Limits is a movie about Steve Prefontaine. I highly recommend it. Wow. Yeah. Dust that off if you can find it on VHS. DVD Blu-ray. Yeah. I mean, mash, fucking mash. Clute. Guys, what's the conclusion of the body snatchers?

Clute is him and Jane Fonda getting freaky. Freaky. Cool. How's our target demo feeling right now? Target demo is like, let's go dig. Animal house when he shows his butt. Is it professor? It's fucking good. Yep. Thank you, God. There it is. All right. He was, he did play a cool, creepy professor in animal house. Yeah. I know he definitely looks cool in photos, but yeah, I don't know his work too much. I bet he's awesome. I bet he's awesome. He's so good. He's great. He's father of Kiefer and Kiefer rocks too. That's what I'm saying. He's also 85 years old. Yes. That's old as fuck. He passed away, didn't he? No, no, no, no. He's on a show right now, I think. No, he's still crushing it. Oh my

gosh. He looks cooler than ever. He looks like a regal, like an old Siberian tiger. Okay. Can you guys give me a minute? Ders. Ders is going on. We don't have video, but Ders is jerking off right now. I'm taking a trip to Sutherland. Down south, bro. I like it. Good for you. Good morning, everybody. Good morning, everybody. This a.m. we're talking about Donald Sutherland and his son, Kiefer. Hot or not? If you guys want to chime into our Instagram and vote, who do you think is the hottest Sutherland? Donald Sutherland hot or not? Oh, I forgot that to Kiefer is his son. That's fucking awesome. Yeah, dude. That's what I'm

talking about. They were both in a movie together. Can you imagine if you had a kid and you're like acting with your kid? That's sick. Sure. For sure, Donald rules then if you have Kiefer. Kiefer's like a fucking party animal. I want to party with Kiefer. Yeah, he's a fun guy. He won my heart when I saw that video of him like tackling a Christmas tree. I'm like, dude. Diving headfirst in the Christmas tree. I'll drunk as shit. I'm like, this is my kind of guy. Yeah. I was like, this fucking dude can roll. Unfortunately, I don't have a frame of reference. What is this? I'd like to know. We'll post it when this drops. But yeah, Kiefer was that some video. It was like a it was a video what probably like four or five years ago now. Oh,

it must be 14 years ago. Maybe 10. Oh, I was blind. I was blind. Yeah. You were blind during that time. Yeah. But now I forgot that that blind period that you had is fucking rough. I'm sorry. I missed it. That was my dad. I feel like we were living together about 10 or 15 years ago. So I know I never saw you. Yeah. I never saw you. That's weird, man. I figured I would have noticed that book. God, that'd be so good. It's a trip. It's a trip. Happily, happily. I can't now. Thankfully, I can't. Happily, happily. Hang on a second. Is this a joke or you really were blind? I was. I never know when you're joking. I know. I know. So Kiefer, Sutherland, just drunk as shit, just dove headfirst into a Christmas tree. That's all you got to know. I think it was

like at the Chateau Marmont or something. It wasn't like a place. It wasn't like at a house party, I believe. I don't think it was the Chateau, but I do think it was like a nice hotel. A place where you're not supposed to be jumping onto the tree. For sure. Even if it was Chateau, you know, Kiefer, that's like basically his house. That's the kind of dude that's at the Chateau every night. No, that's Benicio del Toro. Yeah, Blake, you fucking idiot. I thought Jason Segal lived there for a while, too. I saw Benicio del Toro there. I've seen him there like five times and he's like wearing a robe and shit. Like he truly just. Oh my God. He truly just like lives there, which is so cool. Yeah, like he owns the place. Yeah,

it's fucking dope. That's a cool place to take a lunch meeting just to feel like you're doing the Hollywood thing. Yeah, that's so Hollywood. It's going to lunch at the Chateau. And then you're like, you know what, I do want a $28 salad. Yeah, I'm going to treat myself to a $28 chicken salad with grated Parmesan. Is the Chateau where did did Belushi die in the Chateau? Yeah, I did. Yeah, right? Like it's yeah, I mean, if you think if you believe the media, for sure you did. Yeah, why? Yeah, if you believe that. Yeah, if you brush your teeth at 90 did. Did Farley too? No, right? Did Farley die there? No, Farley was Vegas. I don't know. I thought it was in Chicago, right? Yeah, you might be right. I would be interested to know the death

count at Chateau. I bet it's fairly high. And this is dark, guys. And this is dark. And I know we're going down a dark. Good morning. We're getting extra dark today. I was just going to get into my tomb like this. You're on the top like a show. Welcome to all my bitches and all my boroughs. And I want to tell you this morning, we might be getting darker than your black coffee, because we're talking about death. And it's a whip about Wednesday. So let's see those wop doggies flapping out the windows. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University. And I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe

in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities. Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or can we create new senses for humans? Or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all new story

of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I scrolled down, and that's when I saw a hidden folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I got to get out of the house. He's going to find out that I've seen this, he's going to come kill me. Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington D.C. It took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was responsible.

I will admit the others when you catch me, if you can. Signed freeway fan. This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car or thrown out of the car. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother. That guy is, he's at a sink with even the worst people. I thought that they would catch him. I thought it was just a matter of time. Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Did I tell you that Lycus is my neighbor in Hollywood?

What? Oh yeah? Yeah, I'm on like a neighborhood email train. Oh good. And I figured that out. We may need to explain Lycus like we explain all that Donald Sutherland. Donald Sutherland? Yeah, yeah. Tom Lycus is kind of a dinosaur of radio past. He was a super, super chauvinist,

like in the time when Howard Stern was killing it. Right. And Tom Lycus, I just remember he was so brutally mean to women, but I, and that I was like, this guy must be fucking the like hottest, richest bro on planet earth to just get away with this shit. And then I looked him up on the internet. He looks like a fucking dork. Like a total lump. But then you're like, oh, this checks out. It makes sense. It's never like a hot, cool guy that is horribly chauvinistic.

It's always just like the troll that lives in their parents' basement that is the meanest person alive. But that checks out. I guess I'm just thinking like then came Dan Blazerian. And he was like the same type of whatever. And he was like the chiseled like dude, but he's still like the same kind of slimy scuzz ball. Yeah, but he didn't say anything. But then again, Tom Lycus was kind of funny. Yeah, he's not saying anything. He's just like a dumb jock.

He's like not saying anything. He's just hanging out with like porn stars and stuff hanging out. But I think he also like fucking threw a girl into the freaking pool with her pussy. Kyle, stop brushing your teeth at night. Girls love that. Oh my God, dude. Okie dokie. It was like his fingers were in somewhere when he threw them in the pool. You know what I mean?

What? Whoa. This is development. I'm sorry. I was blind when this happened. What are you talking about? I don't know if I dream this or what, but this is something. There's things popping up in the chat. Here we go. They're telling us to stop talking about this. Allegedly, you're saying that he threw a woman into the ocean of pool? No, the pool. And he had his hands like in her crotch and threw her in with his, you know, like, you know, he had his fingers in.

Sometimes you just, when you're boosting people, you put your hand under. I don't know. You know what? I'll probably take it back at the end of the episode until I figure this out. You know what I mean? Fuck that guy. He's kind of a scuzz ball. But Tom Likeis was at least funny, like kind of. I mean, he was brutal. They're both kind of pieces of shit.

Holy fuck. What am I listening to? He was so mean. I remember one of like his tips. Like he would give, he would like give guys tips. And like this. Oh, it was called Likeis 101. And you would call in and you'd call him dad. Yeah. It was so weird. Yes. He was fucking weird, dude. He's like, if you didn't have a dad and teach you how to behave,

like a lot of you pussywipped bitches do, I'll be your dad. And they would say, dude, you guys have to listen to him. He was so flagrant. I'll listen to Ders do an impression all day. Oh man. Oh, Ders is the next. But he would be like, okay, so what you do is you get your ATM receipt when you have the most money in your bank account.

Right. And you give your number on the back of that receipt to some bitch. To a dumb, unsuspecting bitch. He would say hang out at the ATM and like wait for a receipt that had like 20 or 30 grand in it. And then like, oh, somebody else carry that around. And then he goes, watch, watch how these miserable bitches will call you the next day when they think you're rich and then you fuck them and then you leave them and then you win.

And this was on public radio, right? This was on the radio. This was on public radio. Just scrubbing through, tuning through. You catch this fucking asshole. Women would call up and like you got to give to the guy. He had like a gift to gap, right? That's a skill.

That's a talent. But yeah, women would call me like, Tom, you're so fucking sad. You're obviously never getting laid. Excuse me. Yeah. How ugly are you? You fat bitch. What's your height?

Wait, you know, and he's like 300 pounds. You're a porker. Oh, he's a whale. But he'd be like, doesn't matter. I'm a rich. Yes. He's so gross. Here's the best thing about the whole story.

The way this king was dethroned was like, he was walking out of some club in like Canada or the Midwest and a dude just like hit him with a bat and he's like, all right, I'm out. I'm done. That was like it. Wait, really? Yeah. He just got attacked. He got like beat up.

I remember hearing about that. Because he like made fun of this guy's girl or this guy just decided to assault a fat old man? Or what's the deal? No, he knew who he was attacking. It was just like, he was just, yeah, I don't know. Maybe it was a bit of karma. The guy was like, enough is enough. Yeah.

Like Latina women, line them up. I want to snort them all like a line of cocaine. He was weird. He was the worst guy to get advice from. It rolls a little easy off Durs' tongue. I don't know if you're doing it. If these are quotes or if you're just channelling it. I like sniffing beaver.

That's how I roll. That's how I roll. Durs was raised by Tom. I hear you guys shitting on, but like, obviously the things he said made sense. Oh God. Look where I am. Like this, 101. If you see a woman in a pool, she better not have a top on it.

If she does, you kick her the fuck out. Gosh, what a weird. It's a drill party, not a pool party. That's like 2005, 2006, right? Like that's when Likeis was out there. Yeah. Yeah. Early aughts, yeah.

I just want to say early aughts. Well, I mean, it had to have been before. It says, years act of 1972 now. So he was on the radio. I think he like podcast now or something. He's not on the terrestrial radio. I think he left that in like, oh, fucking six or seven. Are you later aughts?

Yeah. Crazy. Crazy. Different times. What else? What else? What else? What else?

Welcome back. Hey, everybody. Good morning. Good morning. What's up to all my fellows? And what are you wearing to all my ladies? All right. What's there?

What's on the docket today? There's a lot of hot news. Hey, guys, do you want to talk about the Snyder Cut, huh? What do we think about the DC Justice League Snyder Cut? Oh, man. I feel like it was covered by everyone else. I couldn't care less. I actively don't give a shit.

People are fucking crazy. I hate it. It's so dumb. Good morning. Well, this is my thing is it opens up Pandora's box, right? Because now we can release every movie five times. Sure. Well, yeah.

You can just do different. I mean, there was a time when you had the director's cut and then the actual cut. It's just coming back to that now. That's true. But now he's doing what? It's a four hours cut and fucking. It's just like, I don't know, man.

People are fucking. Here's my thing. When something becomes a trend to tweet about, and some people you know. Hashtag Donald Sutherland. Who you're like, oh, they're not going to drop a tweet about it. They do.

And you're like, do you have no restraint? Like, do you feel like if you don't tweet about the thing that like you're not part of society? It's so fucking. Like cofee. It's literally all we have. Remember the cofee fee tweet when Trump like just tweeted cofee fee? Everybody went in and it was like.

Just leave it. Like, why is it? Why do you have to do it? And Trump must have been like, look at this. I can text by accident. Yeah. And the entire planet goes apeshit. Oh, yeah.

I mean, that egomaniac was just rock hard when everyone lost their minds about that. But we're like helping it out. I named my dog cofee fee. I fucked a chick named cofee fee. But what was so weird in that? Come on, dude. We were like in a weird mental warfare where we're like,

dude, just say that you accidentally pocket tweeted and he was refused. He's like, it means something else. It means something else. What do you mean? We were in a weird mental warfare. I'm not in a mental warfare with fucking Donald Trump. No.

Well, I say to me, yeah, I was. So. Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait, wait. Oh, no, play. No, it was just weird. It was weird to be like, what the fuck, bro? Like, what is real? It's not fair.

Well, that's that is weird considering you voted for him. Oh, yeah. You guys can't see this at home. Adam is holding up his ballot right now. And sure enough, I, yeah, geez, my finger must have slipped. I thought I was voting for Chunk from Goonies. That's weird that you were in that mental warfare because you voted for him.

That was my favorite thing right after Trump won and people were just in full disbelief just to go like, well, like the day after. And I remember we're working on workaholics and I was like, hey, well, you have to be happy. Your guy won and then I just leave a room and people are all like, wait, you just point to the finger and then bounce.

Hey, your guy won. You have to be happy and then just leave the room and they're just looking around. No, I didn't. I swear. I did love the, the like feeling on set is like, you know, everybody like talents and writers, people quote above the line is what they call this.

Everyone's just devastated. Like, man, fuck. And then everyone who drives a truck is like, just raising their eyebrows at each other. Like, we got him. Yeah. 2016. Like, oh, you guys are having a bad day today.

Oh, weird. Because our, uh, the gas for the trucks was a little cheaper today. Let's just say the benefits are kicking in pretty soon here for the union. Let's just say the benefits are cofee fee. Popo sal. Well, cofee fees my popo sal. Well, here's what I would have liked, uh,

the Snyder cut discussion to lead to. What do you guys feel about a game over man super cut? Because we left a lot on the, on the floor. Dude, there's a, there's definitely the director's cut was like two hours and 20 minutes or something like that. And the thing ended up being one hour and 30, one hour and 40 minutes. Should we reveal, uh, something that completely got buried

in the edit that just got lifted out? Oh, well, there's so much. An audience, we want you to hang around. We're about to reveal a secret from game over man. Tune in right after these messages. All right. We're back from commercials. And we're back.

And we're back. Where's the song to like play yourself out? Wake up. Wait, that's out. That's how you go out. Is it? Oh, no. And we'll be back after these messages.

Yeah. That was all right. That's cool. That's a hard cut. Yeah. That makes sense. I was just going to say like one of the things that got lifted out of the movie is that Blake.

This is a huge reveal. This is a huge reveal, by the way. Blake's character and my character are brothers. Yes. Right. The whole dynamic. And there's a whole backstory where like you meet our parents in the beginning.

You meet our parents at the end. Well, everybody's parents. We have this whole sibling rivalry that we lifted out. Wow. You meet everybody's parents in the movie. And when we shot it, it was you meet everybody. Well, you meet a grandma. You don't meet Alex's.

You meet grandma, but then at the end, you meet Alex's real parents. Oh, yeah. You sure do. You do. All that shit that was out, all the story that was outside of the building, like the parents coming to see what's going on with their kids was gone.

Without using names, can we tell the best fucking story about how we weren't able to get a specific actor into Canada to play Adam's onscreen father? Sure. Sure. Well, you could say names. You just have to say allegedly before or after or during or in another podcast.

That's true. I think we could just leave the name out. Because I also don't want to like dash anyone's hopes about their favorite actor. It was Tom Likeis. True. It was Tom Likeis. Tom Likeis is my father.

Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. So, yeah, we had a bunch of stuff we lifted out, including like Adam's parents storyline, which is that they abandoned him to live with his grandma so that they could go be porno actors and producers in Vegas. It seems like a dream.

And he was raised in Los Angeles. And then when we like got famous and rich at the end of the movie, like we were on TV because of the whole hotel takeover terrorist attack. They showed up at the very end and it was Air Force Amy and this other fine actor. Yes. Oh, you guys muted me.

That's so okay. Then I guess you won't know his name. But we tried to get we tried to get this porno star who everyone knows into Canada to play. Who everyone knows. Adam Seth. Everyone knows him. You love him.

You love his work. He's arguably the best actor. You love his cock. You love his cock. He's got great lines. Beautiful helmet. Hell of a ridge. Wouldn't you say Blake as a helmet guy?

His ridge is very vascular. Very nice. I need some borax. And he's got amazing Bill Murray impression if you've ever seen the Ghostbusters. Now you've given it up. Okay. Yeah.

Well, there you have it. If you've watched this ain't Ghostbusters. Durs will talk shit on all of Hollywood but leave a porn star's name out of the equation. Exactly. Who am I talking shit on? The Rock. He'll be like, I fucking hate the Rock.

Adam Sandler. Okay. Everybody. There's no difference between. Hold up. Hold up. You're golden God. You're telling me there's no difference between me being like,

oh yeah, I don't like watching the Rock work out on Instagram. And then me being like, well, this guy was almost convicted of murder and couldn't get into Canada. So I'm not, I'm going to leave his name out. Yeah. But then you get, you get so close. It's like. Don't make me do that face of the dude on the Bulls documentary.

No dude. It's all right. Gas your boy up. Gas your boy up. Cast him up. Hey. It's all good. By the way, he is way more,

I'm way more of a fan of him than fucking the Rock. Here we go. Here's the truth. That's it. Here we go. Here's the truth. Anyway, we couldn't get him because he, there was like, he, I don't know what the real details,

but allegedly he was wanted for murder. Not wanted. He was acquitted. He was acquitted. King A. That's what it's, it is fucked up. Canada is like weird. If you're an actor and you shoot in Vancouver,

and you've had it, you had a DUI when you were like, you know, 21 or whatever. 12 for sure. Yeah. You can't. Yeah. You had like a 13 year old DUI. Like when you were 13, you then can't go to Canada.

Is that, is that true? I think that's the problem. That's what you have to get it expunged by the FBI. And the FBI has to get involved in your DUI from over 10 years ago. Like after 10 years of the DUI, they're like, it's all good. You can come in, but the problem is, is it's 10 years after you've done the time for the crime.

So it ends up being like, you know, after you pay all your fees and do all the classes and get it off your record in the first place. So then it's like 14 years or something like that. Damn. None of us have a DUI. Do any of us have a DUI? No.

No, I don't. No DUI free? No, don't drink and drive guys. It's not a smart decision. Yeah, don't do it. Yeah, don't do it. It's too much fun. Do not do it.

It seems like it would be too much fun. Very scary. Well, with Uber and Lyft and stuff, it's like so easy not to now. Yeah, no excuses. And where are your seatbelts? Do they call DUIs also wet and reckless in some states? Have you guys heard that?

I like that. Oh, and that sounds way more fun. Wet and reckless. I'm trying to get wet and reckless. Yeah. I'm trying to get that tattooed on my back. Yeah, that's a way better. Like driving under the influence of weak,

but I got wet and reckless. Like that's cool. That feels like it's the name of like 21990 Blake's favorite decade, Pornos. Right? Yeah. Yeah, or. Wet and reckless.

Starring. No, that's definitely a country album. That's like Brooks and Dunn, wet and reckless. I don't know if our producer wants us to share, but she has a wet and reckless. That's tight. So wet and reckless is when you're just sloppy drunk in public and you're kind of like bumping into shit.

Yeah. No, and you've got to be driving, I think. I think you have to be driving. I mean, public intoxication is a thing. Right, right. Like you can be too drunk to be in public and they can give you a ticket. Also crazy that none of us ever got that.

Like what the fuck? How have we never gotten that? Yeah. That's actually bizarre. Yeah. Because I've been like drunk, like trying to arm wrestle cops before. And they're like, just go home, just get out of here.

Right. And I'm like trying to hug cops and shit. And they're like, just please stop. Right. You're trying to just, I got your gun. No, I got your gun. No, give me the gun. How'd your friend die?

You are driving when you get a wet and reckless, but you have to blow under 0.08. Right. And then that is a wet and reckless where it's like, yes, you have been drinking, but you're not over the legal limit. Oh, shit. I like all this wet, reckless, expunging.

I think you also have to be soaked in water. You have to have just gotten out of a pool. OK. That's where the wet. You have to drive your car into the ocean or a lake. It's when you're drunk and you're doing a crocodile mile in public. Right, exactly.

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where you would drive around a neighborhood and like look for people that had pools and then you would just get out of your car, jump the fence, dive in their swimming pool, and then get out and run back and go to the next house? No, there were no pools. That sounds like a great way to get shot. Yeah, it was.

It was actually a great way to get shot, but I never, never was shot doing it, but it was, it was really fun in high school. That was the mood. I feel like I might have did that in like housing complexes pools, not a personal backyard pool, but you know like the shared pools of like apartment complexes and stuff like that.

I feel like I might have did it there. You guys had a bunch of pools in Omaha? Well, I mean, I didn't have a pool, but no, no, no, no, but I'm saying like people had pools. Yeah. Wait, what's up? There's no pools out there? What's going on?

There's no pools in Chicago? Well, it gets cold. There's, I think I knew one person that had a pool. There's not really any pools in my town. Really? Maybe there's like, there's like 10 maybe out of 80,000 residents. Is that why you chose the sport of swimming?

Because you saw it as like an uphill mountain. You're like, I'm going to do the sport no other kid can do. And I'm going to be the best at it. Uh, yeah, Blake. Yeah. What made you choose to be an elite level swimmer? Yeah. What's, yeah, what's how did this start?

Let's unpack that. I think it might be, I think it's that time. Hey, and if you're tuning in, it's that time. Pool talk. It's literally worse. It's worse than, it's worse than you think. Basically my brothers swam and my parents were like, well, we're just going to drop you off too.

That's the most dirt story. It's also a cheap activity. You don't have to buy shit, right? Yeah, but it's not, I wouldn't say it's cheap because yes, all you need is like a speedo and some goggles, but like, you got to pay for the pool time kind of thing. So it's not super cheap. But um, yeah.

So there was like a big pool and a little pool at the high school where we had the club team. It's like as expensive as gymnastics. Sorry. Yeah, I don't know. Everyone listening, is it as expensive as gymnastics? Cheaper or more expensive? I would imagine it's about the same as gymnastics.

If I was going to, what the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck are you talking about? You don't know. What are you basing this on? Conceptually, it's like the same. Well, you know how like wires or, you know, water and balance beams are essentially the same thing. Yeah.

Well, you were thinking about like, you know, you had to do the pool time. So I'm like, you have to pay for the like gym time to go and jump on trampolines and stuff. Like water, heating a pool and then anyway. All right. So I just, I just imagine it's comparable. What?

Yeah, you imagine it. Imagine it. Just don't say it out loud. Okay, okay, okay. So there were two pools. There's like the little pool for like little dogs. But I was super young. I was five.

But wait, is a speedo as expensive as a gymnastics single? A leotard. I need to know. I'm saying similar fabrics. It's all like. They've got to be comparable. Right. Right.

And then like goggles are the same as like a scrunchie. No, it's very, very like lateral. Right. And but the thing that fucks it up is rhythmic gymnastics where you have like the thing that's water polo. That's just the same. It's water polo. That's water polo.

Bro, think about water ballet. Right. The ribbon, the ball. The ribbon and the ball. The ribbon and the ball. Yeah. The ribbon and the terrace. There it is.

But so I couldn't even really swim. I could swim, but I couldn't go like back and forth for like an hour and a half or whatever the fuck it was. So they put like an inner tube around me. And this is like not a modern like we've developed this for children. So there's no chafing in the SPF fucking 2000. This is like a legit car inner tube with like the pokey

metal part that you like fill the air about that like digs into your side. And I would have to like swing that around on my back. And then I would just swim with that thing. And then, you know, you get the hang of it. And then you fell in love, right? Then you fell in love with the water. Yeah, I did.

I do. I still love the water. I do like to just fuck around in the water and move underneath water. I mean, Adam, you guys saw me. You were a goddamn fish. You're great in the water. I love you.

You taught me a lot. I still love you. You were a fish when we did the shark week thing. I know I've said it before, but I was so impressed when like they're like, get out of the water now. And they were just saying to get out of the water, but we're surrounded by sharks.

There's sharks all over the place. Yeah. So when they say get out of the water now. We thought there was a shark. We thought like a great white was coming up from underneath us. Yeah. And Durr's fucking swam so goddamn quick.

I was swimming as fast as I possibly can. And he was behind me and he was already on the boat by the time I realized we were swimming. I definitely left you guys hanging. As soon as I got onto the back, the bow or whatever, or what's the back of the boat? I don't know. But like, hey, I don't want to rock the boat,

but you were gone in 66. Call back city. Good morning. Hopefully it was less than 60 seconds. I hope I was faster than that. Yeah. No, it was crazy. It basically was my parents were like,

this is your babysitter now. So you're getting dropped off there. Yeah, that's cool. I wanted to play sports. My parents were so fucking cheap. They were like, nah, you're good. Real quick, this reminds me of when we were talking about getting woken up the other day.

And you guys were like, yeah, my parents would just come in and like sing me a song and shit. And then later I realized it's because you guys were all oldest. So it was like fun and novel to be like, I'm going to go wake up our little champion. Wakey, wakey, eggs and bacon. And my parents were like, good morning, good morning, good morning.

We got to get the fuck out of here. Your brothers are downstairs. They're fighting. Wake up. And I'd be like, yeah. Your parents were like, turn in here. I could see that being the youngest. It's like the novel war off.

Yeah, yeah, for sure. With the hairbrush. Fucking things. They're like, I can't believe we had you. You guys never got the hairbrush. What was the hairbrush? I remember not. I'm like, I'm like, I'm not getting out of bed.

I'm so fucking tired. And my mom just came in, pulled the sheets off and just started putting a hairbrush on my ass. And I was like, like beating, like beating you. Wake up. Yeah, yeah. Your parents ever hit you with a fire poker? I remember.

Put this inner tube around your waist and jump into the damn pool. So everyone in the neighborhood knew I was their kid because they carved their name on my back. It's funny because it's true. Just vertical down my spine. Like, so it's artistic. It looks cool. You guys never got spanked.

Nobody here ever got spanked, huh? Oh, I got spanked, dude. I got hit with a belt one time. Like up against the shed because I fucking threw rocks at my dog and my dad was pissed. I would have thought the dog liked you. Yeah. Yeah, it was fucked up.

It's probably like an important thing. If you would have let me throw rocks at the dog, who knows what my life path would have been. You'd be a serial killer. What's crazy now is that you can't come without spanking a dog. That is true. I know that about Kyle.

With a rock in your mouth, you just chew on rocks and spank a dog and just. That's why I got three of them. When I lived with Carl and he was blind during that time, and he would kind of get confused and come out of his room, not really knowing where he was to jerking off. And then he had to kick our dog.

Right. I had, well, then I, and then I would blow. Yeah. And then you were able to come and you couldn't, you were really bad at throwing rocks because you couldn't see. So I would just like yelp as if I was a dog. He would throw a rock and I'd be like.

That was you? Yeah. I'd go. Oh my God. Thank you. Thank you for all those years of helping me come abstractly. I love helping you come. Yeah.

Allegedly. The ripping of the tarot. Who let the dogs out and where they at? Oh boy. No, I never, my parents never really spanked. I remember my mom would like wait until my dad would get home and then would be like. You know, I was, I was bad.

I did something wrong and she's like, you have to spake him to my dad. And then my dad would put on like a fake, I'm mad voice because my dad didn't give a shit. He didn't really care. Yes. He was like, he's like, oh God. Okay.

I care about disciplining you. He did care about you. Yeah. Yeah. He cared about me. But he like didn't care about like, he didn't care that I was like, you know, I broke a window where I did something.

He was like, okay, sure. Broke a window? What do you mean? I broke windows all the time. I was always breaking windows. What the hell, we had underwater? Like throwing rocks? I was, no, I was like, always like kicking balls

or throwing stuff. Give an office shelter to pigeons. Yeah. Well, that's all right. Hey, boys will be boys. I remember he would, he would be like, I would hear him come home because I'm like waiting for him. And then I would hear my mom say that to him

and he'd be like, and then he'd put on a fake voice. He'd be like, Adam, get down here. And I'm like, that's a fake voice. That's not real. And I go down and he would spank me, but he would pull the Spanx. He would like, he would like act like he's going to hit me hard and then right before he does, he would pull it.

So it seems like he's hitting me. So it's like, we're doing theater for my mom. Yes, theater. My mom, like, was my ass to get spanked, but she didn't want to do it. My dad didn't want to do it. And then he wasn't even there when I did the bad thing, whatever I did.

And so he was, he would pull him. And so like, I would laugh and giggle. So wait, but this is your mom watching in the corner being like, yes, keep doing it. Get him. Get him. Oh, that's weird. Show me, show me how powerful you are.

Keep going. He hasn't learned his lesson. Adam, do you think that that's what got you into the theatrics? Do you think that that's? Yeah, I said, that's what I was like. I love the theater. Yeah, you're like, we're tricking her, dad. We're tricking her.

Now, when he was spanking you, did a, did a finger ever accidentally go in and he throw you in a pool or? Oh, that's Bilzerian status. Dad, dad, Bilzerian. No, the only reason that happens is we didn't have a pool. Do you guys want to make that sit calm? I think dad Bilzerian.

What's his name? Oh my God. I would actually watch that. Dan Bilzerian is your dad and you're like, dad. Oh my God. Hey, moms, 17 moms. And they're all 19 years old. Right.

The moms said I'm grounded. Is that true? What'd you do this time? I just stole a car. Get over here. I said flotation devices and she looked at me like I was teasing. Get over here. You're in trouble.

What? I did. My mom smacked me one time. Your parents ever give you a smacking? Oh yeah. Like in the mouth? Like in the face? Yeah.

She, my mom, my mom smacked me right across the face. I got slapped. Fuck yeah, I got slapped. Whoa. How many times? Well, I mean, it would, it would happen if I like said, if I am still hits Kyle. No, no, it was like, if I was really disrespectful.

Yeah. Back and forth. Like Ren and Stimpy? Yeah, I remember I was like 10 years old and I called her, I called her a bitch. Okay, that's the white kid shit right there. Yeah. That's what I was going to say.

I don't even know if I knew like what that word meant. I just was like. It's a female dog. I think I was like probably like seven or eight or something. I was like, bitch. Yeah. She's like trying to get me to brush my teeth at night. Like how you should.

Kyle, you did that too. Yeah. And I knew what it meant and I was pushing buttons. You know what I mean? And it really caused the craziest reaction. I would never million years would never do it. It ate a trillion bazillion years. I would never, never, never call my mother a bitch.

Yeah. Well, that's smart. That's smart. I was being dumb. And by the way, mine is completely based in fear. I don't know about Blake. No, I just, I don't know. And my mom actually just,

I don't know what would draw that out of me. My mom's so nice. I mean, yeah. My mom is very nice too. I don't know. I think I was just a child and I was like mad that I had to brush my teeth or do something. At night.

Yeah. Do brush my teeth at night. Toe to toe with my, like my stepdad, if anything, but I'm not going to call him a bitch or a dick or anything either. I would have probably got smacked. Yeah. Well, I think that was a good life lesson that I learned. Because it was immediate.

She didn't, she didn't wait even a second. Like the itch just fell out of my mouth and already she was laughing. Right, right, right. I think that that's, that's genetic. I think that women have that. And yeah. Sexy.

She just putty-tanged your ass with the belt. Watate. She said watate at the end. That is weird. Sawatate. Say bitch again. Say bitch again. Say bitch again.

I don't know. Maybe, well Kyle, you were kind of a bigger kid. I was a meek little child. I was afraid of a lot of people. I feel like you had some size on your parents. You could square up. I think I also, I also had a lot more rules in my household than you did.

Like I feel like it was always trying to like ground me for this. And I was also smoking cigarettes by the time I was 11. That's true. You were a bad boy. Bad boy. Like trying to get out of certain things

and like pushing boundaries and just fucking doing punk ass kid shit, dude. I deserved every single time I got married. You would be like the kid at the beginning of Mori who'd be like, I smoke cigarettes. I say call my mom a bitch. I steal. And I don't use condoms.

Right. I beat off everywhere. You are not the father. And now we're going to bring out our next problem child. Yeah, those are the best. I jerk off in all my socks. Even when my mom says don't break windows,

I call her a dumb bitch. Okay, come on out, Kyle. I do love like when they have like the, they got the problem child girls on and they're just like, they're out like fucking and like, and the boys are just like, I would be out fucking. It's just not that easy.

It's pretty cool. I would love to. God, I would love to. I would love to be fucking. I'm not. So instead I just burn houses down. I'm a pirate. I also don't give a fuck like Janine over there.

Like Bad Barbie. Yeah. Bad Barbie. The best. She straight up spun it into a career. Gold. So shout out Bad Barbie. Is she cash me outside?

Is that Bad Barbie? Yes. And now she's cash in the bank. Do you feel me? Yeah. Oh, and was she, she was Dr. Phil, right? I was wondering how the other day, cause she like, she's like still in the news.

She's accusing someone of like sexual assault or something like that. And I was like, how did this girl get famous? I couldn't remember, but it's, it was, she was like a bad kid on Dr. Phil. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah.

She was the catch me outside. How about that girl? And then she parlayed it into a hip hop career. And she was okay. She was kind of nice. Yeah. Gucci flip flops. That's a pretty good little tune, man.

It's so sick. I wasn't mad. I wasn't mad. Oh boy. It's got a beat to it for sure, but she's hanging around. Yeah. I thought she would have like 15 minutes.

I mean, she's cooled off for sure, right? Yeah. I went to one of those stand-up shows where there's people in their cars and she had a tight 15. That's pretty good. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

For sure. Oh yeah. There you go. And she, at the end of every joke, she was like, and I said, catch me outside. That's my time. Thank you guys. Follow me at badbobby.com.

Bad with an H. Catch me outside. How about that? You might catch me outside. Here's your sign. Bad Bobby BAH. If you're having a barbecue with Carolina sauce, you might catch me outside.

If you had sex before your 16th birthday, you might catch me outside. How about that? Oh, boy, I wish I knew more about her to keep this bit going, but I went out after South Carolina barbecue sauce. Yeah, where did that come from? I don't know. Yeah, that was a, yeah.

But her name's Bad Barbie, so you could have done it. She could have had a whole line of bad barbecue sauce. Maybe that's probably where it came from. Or maybe Dolls. Maybe she comes out with like bad Barbies. Bad Barbie Dolls. Mattel would fucking bury her so fast, her head would spin, and not like a doll.

That is true. I think that's a moneymaker right there. Bad Barbie. Any takebacks, apologies, epic slams. What do we got today, guys? What epic slams do we have? What was like, I wanted to take back something. Oh, I wasn't sure of the whole Bill's area

and allegedly fingering and throwing into the pool. I don't know if that's true. That's alleged. You don't want Bill's area to come after you. Dad Bill's area. I'm worried. I know he's got a lot of guns and stuff. He does.

Oh, and he knows how to shoot him, dude. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Yeah, he always puts on his Instagram. He's all oiled up all the time. I will say that when I, when someone was like, do you know who that is? And I was like, no.

And I went on Instagram and I was like, oh, my God. Look at this fucking loser. He's got all these fucking guns. And then I'm on there for 20 minutes. And you're just on his Instagram for an hour. Oh, boy. I was on there way too long. Like, I mean, fuck, whatever.

It's the same 20 girls in every photo. Oh, no, these are all, wow, who's this one? Do I make you hold your baby? Well, that looks like a good supplement. Yeah. He's got his own weed company. Yeah, all right. Yeah.

Huh. No, new friend. Hey, he's got a nice gym. That looks like an iron paradise. Put the rocks iron paradise to shame. Is that a hovercraft? Okay. His swimwear is actually very affordable.

Hey, I like the little trunks for his little body. He does have the cutest little body. Can we talk about that? He's like a tight little, he looks like a little male pog. Dude, he looks like the rock in the tooth fairy for real. Step your game up. The guy's hottest. I'm sorry.

What are we talking about? Was that a diss? The guy's big. He's a big guy. No, he's not a big guy. He's like 5'5", right? I'm lost right now. I'm honestly lost as to what the take is here.

I'm lost as somebody held me out of here. Dan Bilzerian is not over 5'7". You know what I mean? Oh, he's a small guy. Really? Yeah, that's why he wears like those stacked Wolverine boats. Oh, he's 5'9". Okay.

So he's down here with me. I don't know. You're not buying that? You think he's tinier than that? Is he 5'9"? There's no way to tell. Back to back, back to back, back to back. Well, I'd love to...

I would like to welcome Kyle back to the States. Welcome back, Kyle. We had you up in Canada for a little too long. It's good to have you back here. You don't have to quarantine. Thank you. It's awesome, man. You don't have to be stuck in your hotel room all the time now.

Welcome back. Take a walkabout. Yeah. Yeah, I went on a walk this morning. The California Sun feels so good, dude. So good. I missed it. It's like the northeast coast.

I don't know, man. I don't know how they do those winters. It's rough. It's doodoo. We're happy to have you back, Kyle. Thank you very much. So good to see you. Thank you.

So good to see you. I guess I'll just compliment... Tom Likeus? I just want to compliment Tom Likeus. What a legacy. Compliment us on the fifth year anniversary of Game Over Man. That's not true. But if you haven't seen Game Over Man,

tune in on Netflix. It's a really good flick. It came out in 2000, man. What did you just say? Okay. Okay. I don't know. Three year anniversary.

Three year anniversary. Game Over Man 2. Time. I don't know how to tell it either. Any other spoilers about that movie we can give away? Because we didn't even get into the brothers thing. I know. That was the thing.

Like a lot of questions I got was like, yo, why is your name Baby Dunk? Right. And it was because I was the youngest brother of me and Durs. And where does that name come from? Well, where the Dunkleman's. Well, yes. But Kyle's brother's name.

My little brother is Baby Nooch. Baby Nooch. Baby Nooch. Yeah. So we use that as a storyline. That's what you're missing when you don't see the Snyder Cut of Game Over Man. So really, in order to understand Game Over Man,

you have to know Kyle's younger brother. Yeah, you need to know the backstory. Well, it was great backstory for the characters. I mean, I don't, the movie, it was good at 215, you know? It was, it was a good, I would release it. I would drop it. Let's drop it. Let's see if Netflix will do it.

Yeah, that would be cool. Netflix. Come on now. Give us a director's cut. Let's do the new check cut. There we go. Ooh. Why wouldn't they?

Let's do it. I love that. It doesn't quite roll off the tongue. It doesn't roll off the tongue like a Snyder Cut. But the. Oh yeah. Snyder Cut just, oh my God. I was like, wow.

Wow. Well, Snyder Cut. Snyder Cut. Oh, that's, that's smooth. Do you collect the checks? Do you collect checks all over again when you re-release the same movie with a new cut? Like how do they pay out actors?

Like what is the logistics of that? There's got to be some kind of arrangement. I don't know. And that's what I want this podcast to be, the logistics of how the actors get paid. Right, right. In and out, right? Especially after a whole hour of us talking about key for.

Let's get our lawyer, let's call Jeff in here and see if he can really break it down. The who's who. It's usually about Dick's eyes and the ins and out of Hollywood. This podcast. And that's another episode of. This. This.

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