This Is Important - Ep 35: Which One Of Y'all Kick'd Me?

Episode Date: April 20, 2021

Today, this is what's important:Hump day, the baby making positions, judging a book by the cover, LSD, behind the scenes of the Karl's wedding episode, Jackie Chan, the infamous Rush Hour quote "Which one of y'all kicked me," Adam almost dying, roller backpacks, an Eric Andre movie pitch, and more. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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what's obviously the most critically important issues on the planet. Today on This Is Important? Don't come at me with not knowing your leathers, okay? His mom's thunderous stats dig. Honey, we got a zoo to downsize. Ding dong doorbell ditch. Buckle up. And we're back. And we're back. This is important. This is important. Actually, today it is a pretty important podcast. I would say today is. Is anyone want to broach the subject? It's Frickin' Hump Day. The weekend's almost here. Crag a beer. And speaking of humping. What happened about nine months ago, Kyle? Oh, baby, I humped. Oh, dang it. Is that how you did it? You humped a baby? Yeah, that's the last time I humped. That's the last time I humped my

wife. Yes, correct. Right there. A Burger King bathroom. In a Burger King bathroom, we did the Humpty Hump. And we got pregos. And the baby came out yesterday. Oh, baby. Very, very nice. Blake, I was waiting for an it's science from you. Dude, I just switched my shit over. So we are back. It's always a few minutes in. It's never before the the podcast starts. Nope, never right on time. Can you tell time? I'm still gonna send it. Hey, congrats, Kyle. Big daddy, baby. Yeah, big congrats, dude. That's awesome. Thank you. That is very important stuff. Yeah, for real. That gets my pecker hard. Yeah, man. Mine was nine months ago. So you know, like some people when they they'll name their kids like

Austin and they're like, because we were on a trip to Austin and we actually knew that it was the baby was made in Austin, right? Pinpoint. Do you know like exactly the weekend or whatever that were able to pinpoint the time or no? Yeah, can you pinpoint the actual come? The come that did it? There's just so much banging over there that there's no pinpoint. Dude, here's the thing. I was I can basically narrow it down to two. So I'm 50%. Like, I know, I know where it and when it was nice. See, the thing is, is like when you have a when you make a baby, you want it to be like a central lovemaking session. Because if it's like, oh, it was swinging from the top ropes, then you're like, Oh, this kid's going to be a maniac. Right. Science. That

probably is how it works. It was sensual. It was beautiful. It was the lighting was pretty fucking stellar. So completely dark. You had some grips in there. Hang in there. I'm almost positive I was I was made from a rage bang. Dad came home mad. Yeah, I think I must have been to after a fight, like after your parents got knows like, like my pops like sports team didn't win. He's like, I'm gonna just have to blaze this one out, brother. Okay. Yeah, they even took the name. Yeah, Blake. Your mom's called that. Yeah. Super hyped. Yeah. Oh, no. The Rams lost. I'll be upstairs. You got a young go hard out of the deal. Come on. That's true. That's true. You got a old go hard. And now and how hard are you an old? Yeah, an old go soft. I wonder if there, I mean,

there's no science to that, right? That's it. Like, how the sex is going in to how the the personality of the human is. Dude, of course, there's science. There's got to be something. There has to be. There's got to be some science to it. There's got to be some kind of science. There's got to be some science. It's science. There we go. Thank you, Blake. There has to be, dude. There has to be like revive that. Yeah, because that little sperm was feeling it and so that's the one that was feeling it because of the vibe. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, that one was thrown out of there real quick. You know, when somebody was a doggy style conception. Oh, for sure. You know, you know, I know doggy style boys and girls out there. I met a few. They're cool.

They're laid back. They're chill. Are they laid back? I was going to say they're the opposite of laid back. Oh, they're like throwing it laid back would be missionary. No. Yeah, that'd be laying on their back. I guess I was just completely taking Snoop Dogg in this style into in it's kind of early. It's a little early. Good morning. All right. Good job on the board. Good job on the board, though, bro. Stick to the board today. Maybe your audio isn't the thing today. Maybe it's Adam was definitely a pile driver. Oh, yeah, I feel like it was downward. Upside down and inside out going to show part of people what it's all about. Yeah, guys, but I like to believe that it's it's it's not a standard pile driver. I like to believe

that my dad was on his back with his dick up in the air. Right. That is called something. And your mom was sitting on it. She dropped in. My mom was dropped was pile driving onto that. That is called Amazon style. That's Amazon style, dude. That's a real deal. You were you're an Amazon baby. You had that one ready to go. Kyle knew that the name of that one. I recently figured it out. We were like talking about it on set or something. And somebody's like, yeah, it's Amazon style. And I was like, why is it called Amazon? I don't know if that's appropriate set talk. Go ahead. Yeah. Oh, come on, doggy. Oh, yeah. Well, you know, what happens on set stays on set unless you have a podcast and you're talking about sex. That's what I'm talking about. Or a person with

ears. Well, why why was why is it called Amazon style? I mean, it's very interesting. No idea. This is what I would guess is because it's some sort of like woman dominant style and like Amazon is associated with like extremely strong women that can whoop ass and shit. I believe Wonder Woman is from Amazon, like not the Amazon, but a place called Amazon, right? Yeah, it might have all came from that. All that. I don't know. All that checks out to me. Yeah, well, there's Amazon women on the moon, a classic film. So basically, we're saying like the girl like shoves the man down, like throws his legs over his shoulders, like pulls his dick up through his legs. I'm listening. I don't think she doesn't need to be like violent. I don't think my mother was violent to my father.

I think my dad was like, honey, let me get into our babymaking position. Hang on a second. I think my sister has the exact same attitude as I do. I feel like Brittany Devine and myself are very similar people. I think we're both made in this Amazon style. Yes. And this is just how they make babies. This is their babymaking position. Bro, the thought of somebody just being like, honey, let me get into our babymaking position real quick, then putting his legs over his shoulders on the back and then pushing his boner backwards. That's great. So people can free determine their child's like demeanor based on how they screw. Yeah, that's cool. That's what we're hypothesizing right now. Absolutely. I'm so excited. I believe it's science. Yeah, it's science. We're not done

with it, dude. The fact that we really leaned into it, science tells me it's still good. Yeah. Give me a hell yeah. I will. I will give that a hell yeah. What do we think Steve Austin? What do you think? How do you think his parents did it? Oh dude, his mom stunted his dad's dick. Yeah, okay. Stunted, she definitely stunned it. I asked, you answered? Well said. Yeah. But that means that, well it was just because a stunner is where you basically like hold over your shoulder and then fall on your ass. Yeah, so basically his dad was holding his dick on the shoulder. No, no, no, no, it's more like the mom was like kind of like holding the dad by the neck and he was like kind of holding her in a sitting position. So it's like a stunner just stunning her onto his donkey.

So it's like a fall down doggy style cowgirl ending up in something like that. Is this all wrestlers? Like was Razor Ramon conceived by the Razor's Edge? Yeah, I feel like yeah, I feel like they all have to do their finishing blow. Also we're talking about career choices as opposed to- What did Axe saw Jim Duggan's mom do to her death? Like just take it two by four? Oh yes, the underjigger tombstone baby. The football takedown? Jake the Snake. Jake the Snake was actually my father. I was born in the pit of Vipers. My name is Raj. By the way, have you ever listened to like a Jake the Snake interview? Have you watched the movie Beyond the Mat? It's like an old documentary. Yeah. I don't know if I have or not. Jake the Snake is the most intriguing bro

ever. He was like the craziest one, right? That was his kind of thing. He was like a total- He had a snake. That's pretty crazy. Yeah, that is pretty wild. Well, his whole thing he like goes into like he just had a really weird relationship with his father. For sure. That's kind of where all the snakes stem from. Yeah, this is like biblical story time. Well, I will say that anyone that's too into snakes, I'm immediately like they have some weird shit with their father. Weird wild stuff. Yeah. Not even allegedly. I stand by that. It's 100%. There's no exceptions. If you're too into snakes, you got some demons. Didn't DDT yoga save Jake the Snake Robert's life? DDT. DDT. Diamond Dallas Page. DDT was his finishing move. It's very easy to confuse.

Yeah, I think so. I saw that on like real sports, I think. Real sports with Brian Gumbel, my favorite fucking show. Best style in the world, Brian Gumbel. You do love Brian Gumbel. Yeah, it's just Brian Gumbel and six of the oldest journalists of all time talking about you know, small people playing tennis. Did DDT save, I know he saved Razor Ramon, Jake the Snake too. Like I know he swooped in on Razor when he was in a wheelchair. I thought it was Jake the Snake. I'm what dervish. No, Razor was also in the in the piece by one of those old people. Wow. The oldest man alive who works for Brian Gumbel. I love Brian Gumbel. Yeah, Scott Holland. I wonder if all of those old people that work for Brian Gumbel are a little bit like,

yo, I've been in this game for like, obviously 160 years. And Brian Gumbel, you know, he's like 40 years younger than me. I have to work for him. Why don't I have my own show? Yeah, because they're scary looking. Like I know specifically the guy you're talking about, there's that one dude who looks like like a Crip Keeper. Oh, Bernie. Yeah, he does. No, no, well, he died. He just died. Oh, he did. All right, Peter. The like giant dude with the giant jackets from like NPR. He died. Yeah. Okay. Well, he yeah, he looks scary. But then like all of his pieces were like the sweetest things you've ever seen. And you're like, Well, you know, judge a book by its cover. Don't do that. No, don't. He was like the South Bend shovel slayer from Home Alone. He was like super scary,

but a nice guy. He just needs to call his kids exactly like James Earl Jones from Sandlot. Also, but we should teach kids like, Hey, like also trust your instincts, you know, like sometimes sometimes judge a book like every once in a while. Oh, yeah, you see a person who looks like a creep and they're a creep. Yeah, but looks like or just actions. Watch their actions. But so I got a I got a story here. Okay, hometown Evanston, Illinois. There was a guy growing up that everyone called bicycle man and bicycle man. And I think I think Tina Fey wrote about him in her book because she like worked at our YMCA when I was a kid. Wait, what's so Tina Fey was like checking you in at the YMCA when you were a kid? I think we had to have crossed paths when I was

working out of the gym in high school and she was like working the front desk. I mean, we are really peeling the layers back on Anders Holm. We're learning all kinds of stuff about Yeah, I'm glad we're doing this. Yeah, she worked at our Y, which is a whole other story, but she writes about it in her book. It's a trip. But so this dude bicycle man was like kind of like this mangled dude that would hobble around our downtown. And this is before anybody wore a helmet. And this like riding bikes and this dude, he was in a like car accident. He got hit when he was on his bike. So when you would cruise past him with no helmet on, he'd be like, we'd chase you to be like, get a helmet on. And he would

always wear a helmet. But we would just be like, oh, shit, he's like scary. He's hobbling. He's chasing. And we'd just be like, fuck you. And like cruise off as like bad ass little nine year olds. But looking back, I'm like, he was just trying to do a service to all the children of this community because he had some savage shit happen to him. Sure, he just might have been approaching it the wrong way. You shouldn't chase children down and say, wear a helmet. But he had like his speech was kind of fucked up. It was he didn't wear a helmet. That's probably what happened. Yeah, right. That's maybe how he got there. Exactly. He's the living warning. Yeah, I was right there with you, Adam. I was right there with you, dude. Hey, and Adam's here.

To be fair, though, it is harder to tell like judging books by their covers is harder to tell nowadays because in our days, like if you saw a fully tattooed person that was someone coming straight out of prison or some kind of drug addict. But now face tattoos, you could be a nanny. You could be a really good person, really sweet. Not in my house, but yeah, I know you man. Oh, wow. Okay. No, no face tattoos coming in. It's a fucking JK Rowlings. I'm JK Rowlings, you guys. I just messing with you. So what does that mean? Hmm? Because she's in a lot of high What does that mean? Yeah, what's up? Hey, don't judge the book by its cover. That is something funny, though, like in like your local area, there's always that one person that

is always out walking that all the neighborhood kids call like a specific name. Kyle was that guy growing. There's a smoking child. Yeah. No, my neighbor basically we hit my neighbor had like he was the older kid on the block. And I remember all the other kids were like banding together out in the outside playing and he never came out. But we always made fun of him because he had hell of zits, dude. And so why are you laughing now? No, no, it's horrible. It's horrible. But I have to get to the nickname that we call them because for whatever reason, we had like taken an old box of pizza and put it in the road because we were obsessed with fucking like watching cars run over things. Right. And just like about that, having good run over.

I thought it was so tight. Like, but we would throw these pizzas in the road, like old pizzas, we would put them in the road and we'd be like road pizza. So this dude who had hell of like zits, we used to call them fucking road pizza. That was his nickname. It was hell. That's actually kind of a hard nickname. I'm road pizza. Right. Now I look back, I'm like, that's radical road. That's cool. If he would have just owned that nickname, he's like, yeah, I'm road pizza, then you can't make fun of him. He's gonna cape fear you. No, he used to storm out of the out of the house like angry and like scare us all away because we would like ding dong doorbell ditch him and stuff and just terrorize ding dong doorbell ditch ding dong doorbell ditch a lot of words

there. How old how old is this guy? This guy was probably like 16 or 17 when we were like seven or eight or something. Okay, so for sure, you were right to be scared of this kid because I feel like those at that age, like this kid might just like snap and beat the shit out of you. Well, that's what we saw when he would charge out of the out of the out of the house. It was scary, you know, and I was like, sorry, we didn't mean to call you road pizza. Sorry, sorry, sorry. He's like, I never even heard you say that. Yeah, he doesn't even know what it means. I just don't like you throwing your trash in the street. You called me what road pizza? He's like, well, explain that because I'm going to get a face tattoo that says road pizza. Okay, that's

awesome. We had a guy, we kind of named him, he was called the f you guy, the fuck you guy, because me and Zach, we were leaving a party and we were going to I wish I was pizza. We were his name is I wish I was pizza on Instagram follow him and we were going to get beer or something and we were going to come back to the party and we leave and this where I had a convertible in high school, 1993 Cavalier convertible. It's science. It's science. It truly is. And I was driving in this guy, we're passing him and I look over at him and he looks back at me and he goes, fuck you. And I go, well, fuck you. And then I slow way down and he walks backwards into the street, which is a busier street in our neighborhoods called Old Millard Road. And he's like, fuck you

and Zach stands up in my car and is like, fuck you, motherfucker, fuck you, fuck you. Just like little children screaming at this man walks backwards in the street, gets hit by a car going 35 miles an hour. Oh my God, that's not what I saw this. Holy just distracted. And he didn't see the car. Yeah, he was he walked backwards into the street, gets clipped by this car, the car stops, gets out, we're like, uh, we're, you know, we're like 16 years old. And I was like, what do we do? And so we took off. Yeah, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. No, we took, we took off the other car stopped. The other car did stop. The one that hit him. The one that hit him. Ultimately, it's their fault.

And also kind of, it's a court case. We, we were like, holy shit. And we come back and tell the story. And then for years, you saw the fuck you guy in our neighborhood. And I was, I had a very recognizable car because I was an idiot and I painted my hubcaps red and shit. It's a white convertible. And I saw this guy all the time and he was constant. Like every time I would like see him, I'm like, he's going to come and fucking murder me. Like I'm going to walk out of the blockbuster and this man's going to stab me with a bottle. Yeah. Well, you don't realize is he has zero recollection of anything that happened around that time. Just like you don't remember that much from your accident, correct? Like that moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's probably

true. And also I'm, this guy was definitely fucked up. He was like stumbling. He was like, saying, fuck you to a bunch of children before. Yeah, to us, he was like, fuck you. We didn't do anything. We just were like driving past and we're like, well, what do you think if, so he clearly had some shit going on before, but what if the accident like fixed everything and he became super smart and it was like a supervillain and I'm pretty sure he lived under our local bridge by the batting cage in Taco Bell. That's where they start, but that's where they start. Yeah. That's the first chapter of his book in the dark corners of the batting cage.

And he gets like super handsome and like he becomes like an Alon Musk type guy. Okay, I like this. There's a little drones get him dressed. Oh, dang. Did you say Alon? How did you say his name? You call him Alon Musk? Alon Musk? How did you pronounce his name? He's got a long musk. Okay. Okay. Do I am I supposed to say Elon Musk? Elon. How did you say it? Can you say it one more time? How you said it? Alon. Okay. I think people say Elon Musk because it's like electric cars. Like he's trying to like capitalize on that. His real name's Alon. Maybe. Maybe. You think it's an advertising thing? Yeah. Everything's marketing, guys. What is the country of origin for the name Alon?

South Africa. Oh. So he's got a Dutch name, I would guess. Venture to hypothesize. Yeah. That's cool. Okay. All right. Cool. Alon Musk. I'm down. So this guy you hit is Alon Musk. He gets dressed. Little drones dress him. He has science classes that can project computer screens into his eyeballs. And he's worth $100 billion, right? Yeah, I could see that for him. Now that you're really spilling it out, I see that for the FU guy. And he invites you to his house, right? And you're like, oh, and he goes, I'm the guy. And you're like, what? And he tells you the story. And then you're like, oh my god, like, so what? And he goes, I'm going to hunt you now.

It definitely feels like the beginning of a, like, I know what you did last summer. Yeah, that is the premise of I know what you did last summer, right? Essentially, is that right? It's an update. Did I mention the drones dress him in the morning? Oh, no, I know. Yeah, you, no, no, no, no, that was sick. Okay, yes, yes. That's right. That's super sick. I was like, imagine that visual in the trailer. Yeah. So excited.

Oh, dudes, I have a story. I did acid. What? LSD. All right, man. Yeah. Perfect. I did LSD, man. What would we do wasting our opening on fucking Kyle's baby? Don't remember doing it.

Wait, how do you not remember doing LSD for the first time? That kind of makes sense. So, okay, so I go over to my neighbors and they're all vaccinated. Everybody's vaccinated and they invited us over and we're like, okay, we go over there and these guys are just pounding tequila. Wow. And it was a couple of weeks ago and I'm like, okay. Yeah, I guess it's tequila o'clock and I just start hammering tequila and get really drunk

and like come back to the house. I slept on the couch. Chloe made me come to the bed at like five o'clock in the morning and then the next day I'm like, how did I get so drunk? Like I got so fucking drunk and normally I don't get like normally I remember, you know, like even when I'm drinking, I'm usually, I usually have not blackout drunk and I'm like, I know I took a lot of tequila shots, but I feel I love it. I feel like I should have. I shouldn't have blacked out in the work that I did. Right, right.

And you're concerned. This is abnormal. It was a new blackout. And that was a couple of weeks ago and I've been like, I bought them a bottle a really nice bottle of tequila because I'm like, I feel like we stayed there too late. Like, was I being weird and Chloe's like, no, you were being fine. Like it was totally fine. I don't, you're having a case of like the Sunday scariest or whatever the kids call it. And like they say,

We'll circle back to what that is later. Hold on, let me write that down. Yeah, what the fuck is that? No, they say Sunday scariest is like the feeling of you fucked up over the weekend. Like you got too fucked up and you said something or did something. It's also the anxiety of going back to work. And the anxiety. Yeah. And so I was like all anxious and weird and Chloe's like, you were fine.

Yeah. And then I saw the dude last week and he was like, dude, last weekend got pretty fucking out of control. And I think he's like going like, yo, man, you got really drunk at my house. Right. And I'm like, I'm like, yeah. And like, again, I'm so sorry about that. I don't know.

You know, I would like to come back over sometime. Like, yeah. And he was like talking to his other friend and he was also there that night and was like, yeah, I can't believe he busted out the acid. Who did you did? Not his homie. His homie. No, the other guy.

Oh, okay. Yeah. And I'm like, ha ha ha. Huh? What? Yummy. He was like, yeah, I mean, that was a real turn of events at like 11 o'clock at night. And I'm like, say what now?

And they were like, we did acid. And I'm like, I didn't. I've never done acid. And he goes, you sure as hell did the other night. We all took acid together. So I just took acid and he goes, I busted it out thinking that no one was going to do any. And you grabbed it out of my hand and fucking plopped it in your mouth like a lunatic. Oh my God.

So wait a second. Just like, fuck it. I'll do it. So you were drunk enough that you would do acid because do you think you would have ever done acid before this? I don't think. I think I probably, I mean, maybe, but it would have been like, we're doing acid. Exactly.

So how drunk were you that you were like? It's not going to be a drunk decision, which evidently it was. And then I think that compounded with how drunk I was. And then it just like blacked out most of the night. From the taquiza. I mean, honestly, Adam, I had a similar, like, I think I have also done acid. When we were in Vancouver. Dude, remember?

We were like kicking it at like Seth Rogan's like apartment and there was the homie there. And that was like, yeah, I've got acid. It's all good. And I had reached the point where I was drunk enough where I'm like, yeah, fuck it. I'll do it this time. And then we like went out to those clubs and shit. And it was just. You were talking to Seth's dog for a while.

Wait, were you taught? Are you, I'm not going to be, I'm not going to name names. Were you talking about that, that director dude that was there? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Remember he was like a psychedelic bro. He was like, yeah, like when you're going into that world, you really want somebody

who acts like they've been there several times in your life. Because he's from, he was from the tech world, right? Yeah, yeah. And then, yeah. Yeah, I felt very comfortable doing it, too comfortable. And I was already like kind of shit based on like, this is, this is the guy. This is my guy. Let's go.

First time for everything. So, wait, so, but you don't remember the effects it had on your mind. Neither of you remember anything about doing the trip. No, other than like, I, Chloe was like, yeah, you're being really weird. Like you would not go to sleep. Like I was tired. It was like one o'clock in the morning. I was going to sleep and you were like pacing around.

Tweaking. You like wouldn't go to sleep. I was like, was I still drinking? You're like, no, you didn't want anything else to drink. You were like just drinking like water. And, and then I finally, I must have fallen asleep at around four or five in the clock in the morning. Yeah, I think I had a similar thing.

It felt like you're like kind of like just on a, on a good one sort of like, I remember we were just like dancing and clubbing and like, but I didn't feel super out of my mind. But then again, maybe me and Adam are just like really good at doing that. Yeah, maybe we're just great at it. Possibly could be, you know, I mean, like, dude, my father, it's his, it's his favorite drug of all time. Like it's supposedly a great, a great experience.

Well, I think it might have been a great experience if I could remember even doing it. If that's the kind of experience you like experiences you don't remember, which I'm a fan of experiences you almost don't have. That's also mixing it with like a high quantity of alcohol. Yeah, a gallon of tequila. Well, to be fair, anything I've ever experienced, that's, I've robbed myself of like pure like drug experiences because it's always kind of mixed with alcohol.

That's a bummer. I like kind of the sad comment and then thrown in the gap. I have a problem. So you guys have both done acid now, unbeknownst to yourselves, and you don't even remember the high, the trip, the whatever. Yeah, that is correct. So now are you more inclined to do it again? Do it again?

Am I what now? I'm not going to say it. Just shut the fuck up. Are you more inclined to do it again? Or are you like whoopsy daisy? Yeah, I guess I was never. Are you having some Sunday scaries? I guess I'm going to mask it.

Good job. Is your night night juice having Sunday scaries? I think we've got our title for this podcast. Yeah, no, I think I would try it again. Like I'm not opposed to doing it. No, but are you like, fuck, I missed out. I want it. Like when you see those dudes again, are you going to go,

hey, let's do it again. I'm not going to drink as much. Like are you going to make an appointment, not literally an appointment, but like, are you going to make an effort to do it? Or is it going to be like, well, if I'm black out drunk again, I'll do it. No, I don't think that that is never the goal

because I do think because I've done mushrooms quite often. Sure. And it's way better when you're not drunk, like when you're just on mushrooms. Right. It's way more fun. Yeah. So yeah, I think I'm not going to make an appointment

to do it or like plan on doing it. But I think if it presented itself and I was like, you know what? Yeah, that is what we're going to do. Then I would do it. But I'm not like super stoked on it. Like are you pissed that you missed out on the trip is what I'm saying?

I guess that's what that's exactly like. What the fuck? I don't drink and I'm like, I kind of want to do LSD. But I would for me, I would be coming at it from a very pure perspective of like just doing LSD for the day. Oh, good for you. But you're saying if I scheduled that and made an appointment, you wouldn't be there with me?

Yeah, no, I'll do it with you. Oh, yeah, well, as soon as you do it as like a friendship challenge, I'm there. Then we're in. Hey, but hey, what we have to do is we have to do it and then an hour and a half in. But you start the podcast in the same room. I think we should do this.

Let's do the podcast on acid all referee because I'm not going to do it. You should do it too long. What was that? Looney Tunes? What the fuck was that? That was us taking acid, my bad. Yeah, that works.

Ders, you wouldn't do it? Yeah, I'm not interested. Even in a tiny little amount of. Yeah, I'm good. Well, wait, what's even the point? If you're not going to do it, do it, then why even do it? Because if we're all on acid, it's going to be the worst podcast ever.

But I can be. No, you can't say that. You don't know that. That is correct. I don't know that. Right. I understand the assumption, though. I get that.

But like having someone to kind of steer the ship. I would like for you to be our Sherpa. Yeah, that actually. Yeah, all right. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not mad at that. Ders just grills us on Donald Sutherland like trivia the whole time while we're on acid.

First of all, I downloaded a bunch of pictures. I'm going to post them today. And if you when you see these pictures, he was essentially just Carl back in the day. Was he really? I could see that. Yes. You'll see.

I'm posting pictures today. Or I can't wait. Maybe how about this? How about we, we, the three of us take acid and we just watch your favorite Cheers episodes and we just kind of go through them. Yeah, we can just watch the pilot, I guess. OK, there we go.

Hey, now that's a high. I can get by. Oh, righty then. We'll watch Avatar. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University. And I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe

in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities. Like does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or can we create new senses for humans?

Or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception.

I'm Andrea Gunning. And now we're sharing an all new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I scrolled down and that's when I saw a hidden folder and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home.

What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I got to get out of the house. He's going to find out that I've seen this. He's going to come kill me. Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972,

six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, DC. It took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was responsible. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed freeway phantom. This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car or thrown out of the car.

The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother. Is my mother spoiled? That guy is. He's out of sync with even the worst people. I thought that they would catch him. I thought it was just a matter of time. Is it possible that the killer is still alive?

Listen to freeway phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last night, I watched some workaholics apps because we're working on the movie now. So I'm trying to refresh on some deep cut jokes that we have in the show. And I watched Carl's wedding, which I haven't watched in forever. Oh, baby. And God damn it, Kyle. You were so fucking.

You should have won awards for your acting in that episode. Complete transformation. Complete transformation. Haircut and like a bandaid on his neck. He had a rat tail. Did you see the rat tail? There's one shot where you see it. I did the real haircut.

For the audience members that haven't seen this episode. Yeah. Carl has this insane bowl cut, this crazy like six inch rat tail that's hanging out the back of his neck. Was it braided? Is it braided? Yeah. Yeah, fuck yeah, it is. You're like you're changing for this girl.

Hannah, which was played by Haname Lee. Who I was in Pitch Perfect with. And Seward Dwayne, we caught Seward Dwayne sucking on her titties. Kyle Kinane. The voice of Comedy Central. Kyle Kinane was sucking. I believe Blake said the butter out of her titties. Yeah, there's a lot in that episode.

That's how I roll. Sucking the butter. Oh my God. Yeah. That was a that's a fantastic episode. I feel like that episode doesn't get the amount of love that it should because especially in that second season, there's so many good episodes. I think it kind of gets a little buried, but it's it's so good.

I remember when I got my haircut. I was like, this isn't fucking sane, but let's go. Yeah, this is crazy. Let's go. Is this with Jacob Dillon impersonator? Yes. That looks nothing like Jacob Dillon. We were hitting our stride.

We were like, let's have a Jacob Dillon like no other shows doing this. We also didn't we get a highdecker and wood song? Yes. When all Windows was trying to buck my mom. Oh, yeah. Let's try it. And we were super into like Tim Highdecker's like band, Highdecker and wood. We even saw Matt.

Where did we see them play live? At the Largo Largo Largo. Me and Tyler were kind of all in on that. Dude, loved Highdecker and wood. Yeah. They only came out with one album, right? Or did they do another one? Because now maybe they did too.

You got to treasure it. What the fuck happened to wood? But now Highdecker is on his like serious shit. That's what I'm asking. Where's wood? What happened to wood? Where's he at? He did acid.

Oh, yeah. He did acid and he was never the same. Blackout drunk when we never saw him again. He fell off the deep end. That's right. Because Derz's whole storyline was like that. He wanted to buck. I was trying to buck my like high school.

We had like a packed like a high school pack or if neither of us was married at a certain age, we would hook up or something like that and she couldn't remember. And then of course I like was a dick to Carl and that was a huge turn off for her. So then I blamed Carl and I said, I was going to buck his mom as like payback. And she had a lazy eye too.

She pulls off her glasses right before we're about to actually have sex and her eyes go across and she goes, are we about to buck or what, Braj? And I was like, perfect. I can't do this. It's too much like Carl. She says Braj. That woman did such a great job of giving herself a wonky eye.

I was like, oh my God, that was perfect. I was laughing aloud by myself last night at that moment. I mean, she truly did a great job with that. Also, I love the story, the storyline of that. She's just down like Derz just seduced her so easily and hard that immediately she's like, yeah, I'll fuck this guy. Hey, as we've always said, we know chicks, we know chicks. And then you're like running around with a,

you need like a date to the wedding for some reason. You run around like the homeless chick. That's right. Oh, and also like did a storyline that like now I feel like we wouldn't, I feel like there's a lot of storylines that work all except we probably wouldn't even broach nowadays. But like I was 16 and I was in love with this 11 year old. That's right.

Because she was tutoring me with math. Oh yeah. And that we were going to finally date when I, when she was 18 and I was however old. That's right. And so I went back to find her and she was like, I was actually nine. Right, right, right. Oh my God.

And I just used you to rides to go to Arby's. Whoa. Yeah, that was the joke in our episode. Isn't she a famous person? Like. No, her sister is. But the whole family is like actresses, right? Yes.

Actors. They are Hunter King and Joey King. Oh, right, right. Luckily that was just kind of like a little punchline and that wasn't your whole storyline where Adam's like obsessed with a young girl and we're like, oh God, this didn't a totally shit. Oh, true. But then I go and I meet this like kind of drug addict.

We assume homeless girl. Katie Sackoff was the actress playing it very funny. Right. She was insane. And she was awesome. And then we come to the house and take a bunch of bath salts and cough medicine and night night juices. And then we get all fucked up.

And I'm convinced that Jacob Dillon is there performing for the wedding. Right, right, right. Kyle, what did you do with your haircut, though? Did you live with the bull cut in real life? Or did you shave your head the next day? I can't remember. Well, I had to. I had to rock it for a week.

So it was I rocked it while we shot. And then I kind of fucking like cut off half of it and did this weird like, I don't know. It was definitely a weird one. I'll try and find some pictures of what I tried to come back with. You're not going to tell us? Yeah. I can't remember.

I know I kept the tail for a while. Like I had the tail in my hair as it was growing out for a while because my wife went to cut my hair and she cut the tail out of it. And I got fucking heated. I was so pissed. Your wedding was off. Wedding was off for a minute. I was in my mind.

Yeah, we weren't married at that point. So I was seriously considering is she the one? She cut off my power. Like that was my tail. Is that like Jackie Chan and Shanghai Noon when he cuts off his cue and he's like, you shouldn't done that. Now he's going to get mad. Wow, great rest.

Damn. That was a movie I dragged my now wife to in the theater and she was like, I don't know what the fuck this is. Great movie to see in the theater. Shanghai Noon. Shanghai Noon. Yeah. Did that come out around the same time as Wild Wild West?

After this was when I was in college. Shanghai Noon is fucking unbelievable. Oh, I mean, Jackie Chan is in it. What's the cue? What are you saying? What? What cue? The long braid.

Kyle, the braid that Jackie Chan is. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I don't remember that part. So I'm not like totally versed in Shanghai Noon. I like the movie. Not many are. Derz is a historian. I think I know we're watching when everyone's on asset.

Derz has never seen a single Fast and Furious, but he watches all the Shanghai series. I never saw Shanghai Night or Knights or whatever. To be fair. Oh, wow. How many are there? There's three. What?

Shanghai Noon, then what? Shanghai. I think there's just two. How is there not? There's got to be. They got to do five. So it could be Shanghai Five. Oh, OK.

Goodbye. Bring you back, baby. Yeah, they have to do that. They have to do that. Shanghai Five just rolls right off the top. I mean, that's Jackie Chan, though, right? Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson. I mean, Jackie Chan does not make flops.

That dude is flawless. He is unfucking believable. Operation Condor, baby. So good. No, the guy makes flops. What? The guy makes flops. Guys, what's a flop?

Dude, I might do this thing with Peacock. So I'm on Peacock, the streaming service. And I'm looking at all the shows and movies they have. I'm like, what does Peacock have to after? And after. After. Do they have to after? Well, you are so dumb.

It's the acid. Broke his brain. What do they have to after? OK, now what's your opinion? So I'm on there. I'm looking at everything. And I'm like, wow, they have a lot of really awesome movies and a lot of really good stuff.

And I was very impressed. But then I was like, let me dig in the crates to see what they really got. And so I started to look at all the projects A through Z. And I got into a Shanghai Noon Jackie Chan run. And I'm like, what is Jackie Chan in on this platform? And there was maybe 15 movies that I had no idea what the fuck they were.

Have you watched them though? That doesn't mean they're bad. Yeah. Like movies that have stars in them, but like you've never seen them. The Tuxedo. Is that one of them? He has a huge career.

Yes. But Kyle, these were like Adrian Brody was in the movie. Right. But that's everybody. But sorry. Let me let me just clarify here. Everybody that's at his fame level has those movies on Netflix and Peacock and all those things.

Now Nicholas Cage made like 11 movies last year. No, no, absolutely. Hey, absolutely. And I'm for it. I think it's awesome. I'm not shitting on him. I'm saying he doesn't make only hits. That's what that's what you guys were saying.

You're like, he makes only hits. But here's here's what I will say. I will say that Jackie Chan is a hit himself. He's unfucking believable. This dude was in Fist of Fury, Game of Death, End of the Dragon with Bruce Lee way back in the day. Okay. He's been around greats.

And then he fucking came over here. Obviously was discovered as like a star in China. And he like became the biggest star in the world. I'm with you, man. I'm not saying that I'm against Jackie Chan. Like I like Jackie Chan. I think he's fucking awesome. I'm just saying there's only what there's only maybe

a couple movie stars that have only ever made hits. It's Tom Cruise and then zero other people. But honestly, like what are you to say? Yeah, zero. Okay, sure. Yeah, you can't say he doesn't make flops Tom Cruise. It's Donner. It's Donald.

And Donatello. It's Donner and Blitzen and Cupid and Vixen. It's the era, Sid. Dumbass. Yo, I might have to go on a Jackie Chan kick because like Drunken Master, half a level kung fu I haven't seen in like 20 years. Have you ever seen Operation Condor?

You've been saying that for me. What is Operation Condor? I fucking love it. He rocks these fucking funny ass koala underwear for a scene. And it is just hilarious because the dude is funny too, man. Jackie Chan is charming, agile and funny as fuck, dude. Police story. Have you guys ever seen that?

Police story is crazy. I've never seen that. No, no, no. It's fucking sick. It says here he was in Cannonball Run 2. Have you seen Operation Condor though? Yeah, I saw it. I like it.

That is the title, right? I know you're looking at this. You're looking at this shit. It is Operation Condor, right? It's not Operation Dumbo Drop. Hey, I take it back. The guy makes nothing but hits. Okay.

I take it back. What I said because I just looked at it as I am to do. The movie that I was shitting on was a movie that came out in 2015 called Dragon Blade. Oh. I watched the trailer. It looked like it was a big budget movie that obviously flopped because I had never heard of it.

It's starring Jackie Chan, John Cusack and Adrian Brody. It made $122 million worldwide. Yes. These are all for international releases. They get a few American movie stars and then they release it here and we don't watch it because we're super racist. So guess what? I took it back.

Yeah. All right. Great. Took it back. Yo, that's awesome. It's like, what's that one with like Matt Damon, like fighting dragons on the Great Wall or whatever? Like we didn't see that.

I think it's called the Great Wall. But over there, I bet it made $1 billion a number. I thought he kind of got busted for that movie because he was like, I don't know. Last Samurai style. Yeah. Like white savior. Sure.

I think that was a like tit for tat sort of thing that he did that. Tit for tat. Yeah. Tit for tat. Tit for tat. For tat. Kind of thing that he did that movie. And then the production company financed like his next,

Matt Damon's next three movies. Yeah. Which were all the born identities or? No, no, no. Those were all before that. We're getting a zoo. It was, we're getting a zoo. He really wanted to get a zoo.

Oh, that movie's dope. Honey, we bought a zoo or whatever it is. Honey, we bought a zoo in downsizing. Those were his big platforms. Honey, we got a zoo to downsize. Oh my God. How did he go downsizing? The first 45 minutes of downsizing, I loved.

And then it would just got like very weird. And she was like, let me rub your feet. And I was like, what is happening? Yeah. I just wanted the fun of the Honey I Shrink the Kids element. Right. I just wanted that, the fun shit of every, the novelty of everything being gigantic.

That's awesome. Honey, I shrunk the zoo. I love, I love those movies. I love shrinking movies. Yeah. But then there was like a whole like political bend to it that I'm like, all right. Yeah.

But can we just see some giant shit though? Right. That's all, that's what I'm here for. Yeah. Can I see a big cat or big rat or big cockroach? Mm-hmm. Does something big. An ant.

I want the dragonflies that they ride or something like that. Oh, they feed them an Oreo. If we could just watch Honey I Shrunk the Kids. That's a good one to watch while on LSD. Dude, it holds up. My kids love that movie. Are they on LSD? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. It does hold up. I watched that one not too long ago. Your kids are on LSD? Yes. Get over it. Oh my god, bro. Oh my god.

Rush Hour 2. Oh, Rush Hour, Rush Hour 2, Great Flicks. Oh, Rush Hour 3. Is Rush Hour 3 the one with the giant dude? That shit's so funny. I don't know. Which one of y'all kick me is the funniest line in movie history ever?

Which one of y'all kick me? So good. So good. And the delivery is just perfect with, like, point-in-two-way. He's crossing his arms. Which one of y'all kick me? Oh my god.

Probably one of the greatest. That's in the trailer, right? Chris Tucker, for sure, Unreal. Which one of y'all kick me? Chris Tucker in Fifth Element. I remember being like, this is a little much for me, but now watching it, I'm like, I love this.

Chris Tucker. When you say that line, hella chill, it's even better when you're just like, which one of y'all kick me? I'm going to start using that in my every day. We got to dust that one off. When I'm on like a, next time I'm on like a subway train or something,

like crowded on the way to like the airport or something's going to say, which one of y'all kick me? Just see what happens. All right, excuse me. Just see if I get the nod. Which one of y'all kick me? We know this room.

I don't, I'll admit, I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I wish I was part of the team. In Rush Hour, when they like... I never saw Rush Hour. Whoa. Yeah. It's pretty fucking awesome.

I bet, I bet. I don't know why. That's just, it's a blank spot that I never saw. But they go in a room, there's a bunch of dudes there, all of a sudden the foot comes out of nowhere and kicks. Kicks them right in the face. Chris Tucker in the face.

His head goes back. He comes back looking like, what the fuck? And he just goes, which one of y'all kick me? It's the fucking best. Can you picture that? Adam, can you picture that? Yeah, it seems like...

In a movie, though. This is in a movie. Yeah, I feel like in the movie, it would be really funny. Just you guys acting it out a bunch. It's not as funny. Dude, you don't understand. The course of history was changed after this moment.

Everything was different. It was like 9-11. It was a before and after type situation. The which one of y'all kicked me was the 9-11 of movie moments. Changed everything. For me, it was the 9-11 of 9-11s. For me, personally.

What does that mean? What the heck? What the heck? Shit the fuck up! That's my personal opinion. Yeah, I guess I have to see the movie, I think. You do. You do.

There's a lot of heaters and great soundtrack. I respect it. Well, Chloe's gone. Chloe, I'm alone here in Charleston for the next month, which I'm a little worried about because every time she... She was like, he's a drug addict.

I'm out of there. I'm leaving you. Yeah. Guys, that's Adam's nice way of saying Chloe left him. She left. He hasn't quite come to terms with his mind yet. It's like a month. I think she'll be back in a month or something.

She didn't say, but... She's come back. You know how girls bring all their luggage and clothes with them? Gotta look nice. Yeah, she said, this is a scary Sunday and dit. Yeah, yeah. Scary Sunday.

I had... She's like, this is a Sunday. Scary. No, she booked a ABC pilot. So she's in LA doing that. Oh, yeah. That's good. That's tight.

Give me a hell, yeah. That's awesome. That's good. I love the American broadcast. Yeah, it's way good stuff. But I am worried because it does seem like every time I'm alone in my house, I get into trouble.

Like, I almost... Oh, the gal, like, leave the stove on for days like I did in my other house. And I feel... I'm a little worried. When you did that... Hey, when you left the stove on, did you...

Was the flame actually going when you had it on or was it just gas leaking out? It was just gas leaking. It was like the lowest amount you possible. So you really had to get down to look to notice that it was on. My dad listened to that podcast and he's like, if his flame was on, he has nothing to worry about.

He didn't almost die. I was like, okay. No, the flame wasn't on. It was... Tell your dad to just relax. Yeah. Hey. Dad was debunking your fucking, like, almost death.

I mean, I hope I wasn't almost near death. By the way, nothing to worry about? Yeah, let's all just have an open flame in our house and have nothing to worry about. You have something to worry about. You have an open flame. What if a moth flies into it and lights on fire? Thank you.

That's the butterfly effect. He was just saying, from a builder's perspective, from a construction standpoint and all that, it's like, if a flame was on, which I think you said it was, you were all good. It was just burning the gas off. You weren't going to explode. So that's good to know.

You can, you know, hey, a little wisdom. Yeah, so if you want to save some money on, like, heating, just light all your stove fires and just keep them running 24-7. Oh, no, that's going to cost a fucking arm and a leg if you just burn it. Adam, you said you smelled the gas, correct? I did smell the gas. Yeah, so, like, something was up.

Yeah, I smelled something. We're going to have to go back and check the tapes. I'll listen to it with my father and we'll get to the bottom of this. Adam, if I could make a suggestion, just stay away from LSD, stay away from the stove and just sit down and marathon some Jackie Chan rush hour. I think that, yeah, I think that's where my head was at. I was like, well, maybe I spent some time.

I brought all these edibles here with me. I might as well launch on a few of them. All right, that's right. And how did you pack those? How did you get those there? Thank you for asking. By the way, McBride saw all of my edibles and he was like, how the fuck did you get all these here?

And I was like, I just put them in my luggage. He goes, you're fucking psychopath, dude. Well, let's expound on that like zippers. There are. Do you have like one of those little rainbow tassels? So, you know, it's your luggage. Samson. I don't know.

No, it's to me. Oh, it's quality shit. Oh, dude. Yeah, but yeah, he thought I was a fucking lunatic. Your advice was just to throw it in my backpack. I agree. That's crazy. Hi, I'm David Eagleman.

I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University and I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities.

Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or, can we create new senses for humans? Or, what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So, join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman

on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning and now we're sharing an all-new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered

a terrible secret. I scrolled down and that's when I saw a hidden folder and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I gotta get out of the house.

He's gonna find out that I've seen this, he's gonna come kill me. Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. It took four murders before the police finally realized

that one person was responsible. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car or thrown out of the car. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother.

That guy is, he's out of sync with even the worst people. I thought that they would catch him. I thought it was just a matter of time. Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You know what, Ders is mad about luggages because this bro used to have the roller bag

and take it to school. He wasn't a backpack kid. He was a roller bag dude. I can sense it. What's up, kiddo? Yeah, yeah. Wait, Ders, were you a roller bag kid? So this is how crazy, this is how old I am.

Ders is before wheels. There's no roller bags homing. I don't know what you're talking about, Blake. You don't remember the kids that would take the roller bag to school? I think what Blake is trying to do, he's trying to paint the picture of Ders as he's that type of kid.

But admittedly, roller bags came after, much after Ders finished high school. In college. I remember seeing roller bags and being like, how is this a thing? Kids can't just carry bags. What's next? Flying cars?

Donald Sutherland is the greatest actor of my generation. Okay, Ders, were you at the... Hey, leave him alone. I don't give a fuck. Come at me. Okay, all right, fuck you. Can I make another assumption? If roller bags weren't invented yet

while you were in school, were you at least a kid who didn't rock a backpack but had one big binder? Were you just like, I have a binder kid and that's it? What? I don't know. No, I wasn't that kid either. I had a backpack and here's what I remember.

Messenger bags became very popular. That was the little trend. And I was tempted, didn't dip into it. A lot of other kids would do a backpack strap over the shoulder messenger bag style. Also very tempting. But I held strong. The one armed.

And I would rock it high up. Everyone else would rock it super low hanging off. That's a super tending thing. The way you wore your backpack, how low did the straps go? I can see Blake wearing it below his asshole. Like it definitely hurt his back. It was way uncomfortable.

Super low. I had a homie who wore it in the front. That was his whole fucking stings. Okay. That was kind of a girl move at my school. Yeah, I dug that though. That was cool. If you were getting something out,

you could kind of go through your index and like, your nose right there in front of you. You can pull up a piece of paper, hand it. I feel like back in those, like the low strap was a thing. Like you rocked your backpack, hell of a low strap. And then if you were playing like a guitar or a bass,

you rocked that very low as well. Straps were hanging very low in the 90s. In the 90s, like you're saying, in the 90s. In the 90s. Fun. No bullshit. I've been on eBay the last like month looking for the backpack I had in high school.

And I can't fucking find it. Um, would it? I rocked with a yellow Jansport represent. Yeah, I had a bunch of Jansports with the leather bottom. What was it, Derz? First generation, new balance. It was an Eagle Creek. I was rocking the new balances,

but it was an Eagle Creek red backpack with like, the flap on the top and the drawstring type shit. I don't know what you call that, like a top loader. Yeah, this is way, I feel like there was only two types of backpacks in the suburban neighborhood of Millard, Nebraska. It was just a Jansport and like Eastman or Eastpack or something like that.

Yeah, Eastpack. Yeah. You know what the big flex was? Do you remember like it was, if you got a Jansport, did you have the suede bottom? Remember like some Jansports had the brown suede bottom and that was a flex. Well, it was leather, it wasn't suede.

Was it leather? Pure leather? It was leather. Right. Well, yeah, suede would just get, on the bottom of your backpack, it could get fucked up immediately. I don't know.

No, but it's extra durable. It was just leather. It was leather. I don't know you mean. Okay, my bad. I guess the shoes were suede, the air walks were suede, the backpacks were leather. Don't come at me with not knowing your leathers.

Okay. I'm sorry. Know your leathers around me. I'm sorry. All right. The North Face backpack was the big flex because those were like $75 or $80 or something crazy. Oh, I don't even know if that was on my map.

Yeah, it was like Jansport. It was Jansport or bust, dude. Yeah. It was like, or you got the cheaper one. Yeah, Kmart was wall to wall with Jansports. You could get black, you could get green, you could get red. I will say that like when I first started to see kids with the roller bags,

I was like, nerds. Like I would. Yeah, for sure. Like for sure at my school, you're getting punked. I don't know if you would get full on your ass kicked, but you're definitely getting punked. I feel like if you're rolling a bag around, somebody's going to kick that fucking bag.

Yeah, don't kick the bag for sure. For sure. And you got to go up and down stairs. I don't understand. I don't understand. Well, then you can put the thing down and grab it by the handle. I know, but that's like,

that's like you're going through the airport. It's a fucking nightmare. I mean, you need a belt to go around your books and you just carry them. That's the sickest, dude. That is the sickest. You know, there's some dude in Brooklyn is running around like that for sure.

Absolutely. Are these roller bags that you're talking about? Like are they, I don't have a frame of reference. It's a backpack with the roller. Roller bags. It was like the, like at the airport. Like a suitcase. Like the airport is called a roller bag.

It has two wheels at the bottom. It has the handle that goes. People fucking. Yes. Children across America. Definitely did that 10 years or so ago. No frame of reference. Nothing.

Kyle, you don't even, you don't even acknowledge the suitcase I'm talking about. Like a roller bag. I don't know what you're talking about. Kyle. A roller bag. Like a carry-on suitcase. I know what I'm saying.

I understand the carry-on suitcase. I just don't have a frame of reference of people taking that shit to school. Mr. Dorsey had a motherfucking one. Allegedly. He's a teacher. Don't wanna make. He's a fucking teacher though.

Goodbye. Well, there were, there were many Dorsey's. Okay. Click on the link. Anna just sent you something. Here they are. The roller backpacks.

Roller backpacks. Here we go. I hope this fucking. It's not that hard to, to figure out. You know it. Yes. Yeah, dude.

You love it. Jesus Christ. I love this print. The, the computer forward, I'm not going to say nerds, but like the homies that were already like rocking laptops at school had roller bags. Wait, you guys had friends that had laptops at school?

No, we didn't. This is, this is a false, Blake's making shit up. I remember a kid bringing one to school. Huge flex. But at the same time. Yes. There were laptops.

What the fuck are you talking about? I feel like you maybe stayed in high school longer than me or something, dude. Like, well, it's Paz was held back for math. Yeah. Dude, there were not laptops at my high school. No one had. I specifically remembered the kid.

His name was Robbie. He had a laptop. He had a roller bag. I don't remember his last name. He was Robbie, Robbie laptop roller bag, bro. Dude, this might be a made up story from your acid tray. Roller bag. Robbie.

I feel like you're making this up. Like you're getting confused with college or something. Because this is, this is not a current college. I don't know why you think it's still out of the realm of possibility that a homie in high school had a roller black bag and a laptop. It's the Aston. It wasn't.

The only bags that were rolling were fucking bowling bags, bro. That was it. All right. Blake, I think, I think you're thinking of college. I mean, we all went to college and dude, we got Dells. It's science. And we still thought we were in high school when we were in college.

So that's fair. Yeah. I got a gateway computer. Do you remember that shit? Oh shit. Yeah. Yeah. Gateway country with a cow.

With a cow. Yeah. Cow box. That's a sick computer. Dude, that computer fried after like three months. I went, I think I got like three of them before I was like, can I just have my money back? For real.

Well, Anna is saying, our producer Anna is saying that these roller backpacks, they were for kids with back problems because books were getting too heavy. No, I don't buy it. Who the fuck are these kids? Well, that was my question. Well, for sure, books were crazy heavy,

but that's why you have a locker, kids. Drop off some of these books. Carry you the one or two books you need and then go back to your locker. No, only Dorsey's lockers. I don't buy it because people hike around with giant fucking bags with like the waist straps and shit. And like, you just strap it tight and you're fine.

If anything, you're getting stronger, it's bullshit. And that's why the youth of America is so fucking weak nowadays because they weren't strapping it tight like we were. Yeah, straps. Blake, since you remember these bags, could you put these bags on your shoulders as well or were they strictly rollers?

No. Yes, yes, yes you could. What do you look at the picture? See, Blake has no fucking clue what he's talking about. She just sent it to us. We're all looking at it. Everyone at home is freaking out. Blake, you're making up stories.

There is no... You have Mandela affected yourself into high school for two decades. There was no roller bag Robbie. Two, eight, eight. So I made up this guy. I made up this kid, roller bag Robbie with the laptop.

He's like, hey dude, you know what I think it is? I think this is from... When you did acid. Your acid trick. And it's sort of like melted that part of your brain. And is this my weird like fight club where Kyle would watch me go into like computer lab and then I'd be like, I wasn't there.

No, I was with you guys. I was smoking cigarettes at school. No, you never smoked cigarettes with us. You never did that. I did. I smoked capris, dude. You remember that? Yeah, I do remember.

That's the only smoke you would smoke was a tiny little capris, which was sick as fuck. Dude, I wanted to be friends with my homies so bad because they all smoke cigarettes that I was like, okay, I'll smoke capris. You know how you also stayed away from it too? Is you were like, I only smoked capris. And then you were like, I only smoke with my feet.

And it was like, what the fuck? What's going on? And I have shoes on right now. So I guess I can't, bro. But then he would do it every once in a while. He would put a cigarette in between his toes and light it up and smoke. And it was so funny that it was like, hell, yeah, dude,

this guy's great. Like, did I do that? If he's going to smoke, it's going to be a ha ha. You know what else I did? I got one of those like long ass, like from the Halloween store, like those long cigarette holders. Oh, like a Cruella de Vil filter. Yeah, yeah, that's tight.

Yeah, bro. I just, I just wanted to be friends. Dude, that was smart. And you're asking if I had the roller bag? You fucking don't. If you want to kick off takebacks and apologies and take back smoking my Cruella de Vil. No, that shit was sick.

Well, I will take back saying that Jackie Chan has made a, that has made any kind of flop because I went back and looked and the guy's just the biggest movie star ever of all time. So. Truly, truly. Big shout out to Jackie Chan and all of his work. Rumble of the Bronx. Awesome.

Gotta, gotta watch. Adam is so trying to get into a Jackie Chan movie right now. You guys would work so well together. I just love Jackie Chan. I don't know. Eric Andre is here shooting Regis Jimstones and he has a pitch for a movie for me. He was like, dude, you got to make a movie called Cousins

where it's or you guys are like brothers with like a different mom or something. Well, don't give away his movie on the podcast. You're going to pitch his movie idea. But it's for me. So I know he gave it to me. So I'm going to pitch it to you guys. Okay.

Into the world. Fair enough. I'm still going to send it. Yeah. Into the world, Kyle. This is what the podcast is for to put things into the world. Is it registered with the writers? I have boundaries.

I have boundaries. I have none. Yeah, I know. I love you for that. And it's me. It's Jordan Peele. And it's the little kid from Stranger Things. And we are cousins or brothers.

The little one that kind of looks like me. Got you. And the one with the prank show. The one with no teeth. And then our dad we find out is Jackie Chan. Do you see it? No one of me. Do you see that in the eyes?

That sounds like a cool Eric Laundry based. Yeah. And Jack Black is like our older brother or something. I'm going to slowly back away from this. Dude, I'm saying it's a hit. All I'm saying. I would watch it. If Jackie Chan's in it, it's a fucking hit.

I definitely think you and Jordan Peele should play brothers because when he was on Workaholics and you guys were next to each other, I was like, these dudes look the same. And your mannerisms were similar. It was fucking creepy. Gosh, Jordan Peele. So we got beaty little mannerisms.

Do we? Like I think that you are his like from they. You're his other one from underneath eating rabbits and stuff. Yeah, I see that. I see that for me. Is that what it's called? They. No.

Us. Us. Us. Them. It's science. It's called us. Us. You heard.

They. I love how you think they is a worse title than us. You're so insane. You called it they motherfucker. It's just a different. They live, motherfucker. Yeah, they live. They live.

They're both bad guys. Okay. So now you're just naming movies and calling me a motherfucker. Fuck myself. Okay, Anders, do you have anything to apologize for? Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't have a roller bag in high school.

Well, also that whole thing was kind of out of left field because Blake isn't usually one to just shit on someone from a distance. It's weird. I wasn't shitting. I was. No. I wasn't shitting. I was assuming.

I'll apologize. But not. Excuse me. You go. I bet you are one of those nerds with a roller bag. I'm just like letting it wash over me like. Burning others feels good. Where are you going with this?

You're projecting homie. You're the dude who's smoking with his feet. Player. I was roller. Robby. I was. Yeah, you. It all comes to a.

Finally, your acid haze is cleared. And you realize that you were always a roller. Robby. Kyle wasn't. I know. Blake got put into a roller bag by somebody. You weren't even in high school then. Kyle was my friend by default.

Kyle was the guy who's like saw me as the person who had no friends. And he's like, I'll be his friend just because I'm afraid. Kyle's your Tyler Durton. Yeah, dude. Kyle wasn't even there. Smoke this cigarette. Come on, man. Okay.

Well, hey, I will apologize to Anders for assuming he was a roller bag guy. I don't know what got into me. I don't care. Hey, assume away. It's okay. He's apologized. Yeah. It only works if you accept it.

It's not about you. It's not about you. Hey, well. Feel. No, it doesn't. I guess you don't have to accept it. I guess that's true. Yeah.

You don't have to. I don't like it. I don't like it. Okay. So you don't care that he called you that. Oh, sir. I don't like it. No, because it doesn't matter.

Yeah. But it's not about you accepting or not accepting. It's about him apologizing. All right. Adam, is that how apologies work for you? They're for the person who says it and the person that's supposed to receive it. I'm so lonely. All right.

Well, I learned differently in therapy. Now, and did Chloe leave any of her clothes there? Yeah. It might be time for some couples therapy. Pope, pose. Oh. Sunday scary me. Oh, that's what Adam calls a couple's therapy on Sunday.

Yeah. Sunday scary me. I had to go to Sunday scaries the other day. Oh, man. I had to go to Sunday scaries again. I can't remember exactly what it was, but I apologize for saying shut the fuck up earlier or something to that effect. I felt it just came, it just got away from me.

It came out of my mouth like in Kill Bill where like the little girl under the bed goes, and then she shoves the words back into her mouth in the anime segment. Okay. I felt like that and I'm sorry. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, I feel like we were talking over you quite a bit and I know that you don't like that and I think that's what that was from. Well, I just know how hard our editors have to work to kind of splice this apart, you know.

Absolutely. Todd's a good guy. I appreciate him. He's in a great band. Big shout out to Todd. Yeah, man. Yes. I guess I'll apologize to Blake for going in on his memory of high school,

something that my memory is not incredibly clear. And I bet you like after we get off this podcast, I'll think about the roller bags and find a memory if it is indeed true. By the way, they weren't really when we were in high school. No, if it is indeed true, which I still believe that he's- It was after. It was after. Blake is making things up.

There were some trend centers and now we look back. Here's what he's trying to do. He's trying to age himself down. He's going like, remember in high school when- Well, that's what I think too. I agree. How lit it was. Do you guys remember when-

Oh, it was so litty and it was- We were all swagged out. Yeah, like last year in high school, it's like, bro, you can't do that in here. Do you remember when Playboy Cardi dropped? That was so sick. In high school? That hit the lunchroom on flame. Yeah, do you guys remember just jamming out to a little pump in high school?

It was so litty. Oh, man. He's trying to age himself down. I see you, Blake. My TikTok was so cool. In 2002, huh? Yeah, it was awesome. Blake, can I give you a compliment?

I want to compliment you on just fucking stirring it up, man. I guess some shit's probably going down in your life that you need to lash out. And then how it always is. And that's- we'll get into that off the pod. Well, why didn't you cry about it? Blake really rocked the boat. He really rocked the boat today. A lot of times he says to stuff like, dude, should I rock the boat?

And then he says some really basic regular shit. That didn't rock the boat. He didn't say it this time, but boy, did it rock. Well, thanks, guys. Just shitting on dirt from a distance. It rocked, all right. Just sniper-rifling dirt. What is your hat, by the way?

I'm trying to- is it like- what is that? It's more Grateful Dead swag. I've really gone all in. So you don't know if you're in high school or if you're 100 years old. Name four Grateful Dead songs. Go. Go. Go.

I can't. Yeah, I didn't think so. Take that fucking hat off. Go. Four. No, let's do this. Let's end with this. Let's end.

Go for it. Go, dude. And this is Grateful Dead. You're fucking poser. Four Grateful Dead songs, Blake. Four. Four Grateful Dead songs. Because I backed you last time on this

and said you had the knowledge. Oh, he's looking it up. No, I'm not. Hands free. Okay, hands up. Hands free. Hands up. Four.

Four. Sugar Magnolia. Sugar Magnolia. Very good. Okay. Sure. If you want to name four albums, I'll give you that. Keep trucking.

Keep trucking. That's two. Okay. Two. Two, two, two. Damn. This is like- Casey Jones.

Very good. That's three. Okay, that's three. Is that what it's called? Is that what the song is called? Yeah, yeah, it is. It's called Casey Jones. I don't care, honestly.

If you can even hum four songs. Hey, you just say two other words together and we'll think that it's correct. Bro, come on. One more. I got one more. What's the one Grateful Dead goes to heaven? Well, you love the band.

You're wearing the merch. What about the one I'm grateful I'm dead? Still the face right off your head. Great. Cool. Okay. Yeah, you prove me wrong. Terrapin Station is an album.

Keep the hat on. Uncle John's Band. Thank you, bro. Okay, okay, okay. I've got yolk on my face, I tell you. Kyle, what did you have? Kyle, what did you have? The only one, the other one I had was Uncle John's Band.

Okay, there we go. Come down. Hey, Uncle John's Band. Well, it doesn't count. You didn't say it. All right. I mean, we all know that there are four songs. Well, there's a lot of songs.

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