This Is Important - Ep 45: Kyle And Ders And Adam And Blake’s Trillion Dollar Movie

Episode Date: July 13, 2021

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obviously most critically, crucially important. Today on This Is Important, she's got to get to the cabin before there's 25 nut busts. Ballet bros have the hugest cocks, man. He's jerking off and right as he busts, he catches a salmon. My dog, Kota, is also known as Cum Soda. Let's go! Wake up! Wake up, baby! Wake up! Wake up! That's good. What is up? What's good? Adam, let's talk about your resonance right now. Adam, you got a little grog to your voice. Yeah, just woke up super early. That was a big, big drinking weekend for me. It's the Fourth of July weekend. Party hard. And then it... Same story, different Monday. You know what I mean?

Same story, different Monday. And then it kind of carried on for a few days, had the mutual buddy, Scotty Landis, visiting. Sure, friend of the pop. Friend of the pop. Writer from Workaholics, friend of Workaholics. That's right. He also wrote the very spooky horror movie, Ma, with Octavia Spencer. But yeah, he was in town and then had a super early call this morning for the righteous gemstones. I was up at five in the AM and it is almost 11 in the PM right now. It's quite the banger. You're burning the midnight. I do have a question though. Oh shit, right out the gate. I just, Blake, how many times have you jerked off? Come on, brother. He's coming out hot. Come on, brother. No, that was last week.

I just ate some baked beans that I got at home team, which is a barbecue place that I took play to the other weekend. Yeah, home of the game changer. Home of the game changer, delicious barbecue. But it's been about almost two weeks at this point. I think tomorrow will be the two week mark that I got these baked beans. Do you think they've gone bad? Because immediately like 30 minutes after I ate it, the guts have been speaking to me. Or do you think that's just the amount of beers I drank this past weekend is finally caught up to me? Also beans, fuck you up from the inside, right? The magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you eat. The more you eat. Yeah, I've heard that. Yeah, classic phrase. But they're good for you, right? They're good for you. Farting is good

for you. Farting is good. Farting is good. I feel like it might be a little bit of column A and column B. You're eating old food. Oh, I thought you were talking about the vice president for a second. I thought you were like column A and I'm like, that's not even our name, dude. We're talking beans. Yeah, that's a weird way to have it done. That would be so weird if you just started to get politically charged right out the gate. I feel like it's a column A. Column A and our sister, column B. Column B. Column B. So we think it's fine. You guys would eat baked beans that have been about two weeks. I don't think I would. Not if I don't think I would. Yeah, okay. I'm not a big leftovers guy. If it's been there two days, three days, I'm shocking it. What? Really? How

let stuff grow? I will eat a round fun guy. I almost died eating leftover pizza in Washington, D.C. with you guys. So after that, I'm... That is true. And that was only a day too. I can't stop eating. Yeah, that was probably only eight hours, honestly, because it was like we were up all night and then or like we got it late-ish and then woke up in the morning, had a slice before we hit the road and then I was... So wait, so you think you got the food turned into poison in eight hours? Is that what I'm hearing? Like within eight hours, the food turned into poison. I was the only person to eat it the next day and almost died. Jesus, that's frightening. Yeah, but that was probably like what's the shit you can get from spinach? E. coli. Yeah, I think you got the E.

I got... I think you got the big E. You got a case of the E dog. That's if you eat the wet spinach. If you eat the spinach that looks like it's soaked, that's when you get the E. The soapy spinach? Yeah, the stuff looks like it's covered in soap. Little bubbles, those little scrubber bubbles. Did you guys ever like when you like on your like mom's like cleanup shit at the crib? Those little soap bubbles with the bristles? Yeah, hell yeah. I wanted like toys of that. Why doesn't that company make toys and then brand people super young and then you've got them for life? Yeah, because I think they're kind of sex toys. Those are like little massagers. Yeah, you just... The brushes? I need way more information. Yeah, my mom actually had a lot of them growing

up. The brushes? Yeah. Yeah, she had them all over. For sex? So wait, you think those the bristles are for boys or girls? Or what? Little bubbles. Or butts. Just heavy petty enough. Boys, girls or butts. Yeah, all genitals respond to bristles in my family. Okay, wow. I feel like they're rough bristles, but hey, you're a rough guy. Yeah, they're tough. They're meant for soap scum. They're meant to like scrape off like mildew and soap scum. Like that's like yard what you claim. Yeah, and I call my penis and testicle scum. I call my genital scum. Soap and scum? Soap scum. I must clean the scum off. It's the scum shot. Scrape the scum. That is what scumbag is, right? Scumbags are condom? Like scum is like euphemism for cum? Yeah. Yeah, you're teaching us a lot on this

podcast about like ejaculation, Derz. Yeah, hey, that's what I'm here for. We didn't know Pearl Jam was about, was like, you know, Ejak. Allegedly. And he taught us that. I also think that Derz has this cool skill where he can just take any road back to to come, Bill. Yeah, that's cool. It all loops back to cum with Derz. Six degrees to cum. Slick roads. Slippery slide. Speaking of cum, hey, speaking of cum, I have some. Not again. I have something. I did it. What'd you do? I did it. What'd you do? I did it. Did you snip? I made the appointment. I made the appointment. You snipped. I made the appointment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To snip. Yeah. That doesn't stop you from Ejak, does it? No, no, the loads still come from what I've told, but yeah. You still have all the fun

of the toy, but none of the dangers. Well put. Yes, so no more live ammunition. It's all blanks. Well, when I do it, I haven't done it yet. I made the appointment and I walked in. That's cool. Yeah, can we walk through the science of it? Like, what is the technical term for? It's called a vasectomy. Vasectomy. Because that is definitely a German scientist who discovered that. Right. Vasectomy. Vas, because they cut the vas deferens. Someone did it. That's, that's, that's sick to me. Wow. And they're like, well, we got to do it. Yeah. Vas cool. So they, they cut it off and then they tie it or what's the deal? Well, there's two of them in the sack and they cut both of them. And then I guess they cauterized it or something.

I got a look into that. I don't know. Yeah, I think that's a get a blowtorch in there and just fucking torture. I might be confusing. Like girls get their tubes tied and boys get their, their dick snipped. Yes. Correct. I don't know if there's any literal tying happening. I think that's kind of like a cute fun thing to say, right? It's like a crimp. Well, why can't we say, I don't want to get snipped. Yeah, let's, I would rather get crimped. Maybe we can start that. Crimping? I'm getting, I'm getting my nuts at crimp. They just make the tube zigzagging? I'm gonna go ahead and get my nuts crimped. I'm getting my nuts crimped this weekend. Yo. I'm getting crimped. Kind of like it's 80s day in high school. We're just crimping our nuts.

We should crimp our pubes and just like change the world. Oh my God. Oh yeah. Let's for sure start crimping a lot of our hair on our body. And like finger wave your pubes. Yes, sir. I feel like people were like, we shave to like show that we've got, we're cleanly, we're all cleaned up, we take care of our bodies. But if you style that shit. Yeah, that's hot. Here's the science of the vasectomy. If you guys don't want it like. Oh, sir, I don't like it. A vasectomy works by stopping sperm getting into a man's semen, the fluid that he ejaculates. We all knew that. Thank you. We know what that is. You just squeeze your dick really hard, no? That is true. That's one of the techniques. Back it up. Yeah, there's ways. The tubes that carry sperm from a man's testicles

to the penis are cut, blocked, or sealed with heat. No. Oh, they are cauterized. Corderoid. You have to wear corderoids. Right. This means that when a man ejaculates, the semen has no sperm in it and a woman's egg cannot be fertilized. So that's the whole point. That just flooded me with memories. I actually think I did have that knowledge somewhere in my brain for sure. Crazy, dude. Somewhere in there. Wow, you got fucking flooded. Wow, I learned a thing once and. No, I'm actually hella smart. You just have to knock the knowledge loose and then I'm like, yeah, yeah, I knew that. Right, right. I knew that. Can't explain it exactly, but yeah, I knew that for sure. Yeah, say it to me and I will confirm that it's true.

I'll repeat it back to you. Yeah. Okay, so Blake, did you know this? That you can reverse it. And it's like 99% reversible. I did not know that. Wow. It can still wrangle its way. Like shit still goes on. I had a buddy who I swam with who got it and then he was like, didn't work. Oh my god. Well, it depends on how quickly you're you're blasting afterwards. You have to clear the chamber. You have to you have to shoot like, you know, like 25 times to clear it. Really? Yeah. Yeah, you've got to. God damn it, honey. I mean, you're clearing it. Exactly. Do you want another kid? Then let me watch this. It's been a year. So are you going to take a big weekend? Are you going to take the Oculus? Your cabin? A romantic weekend. Really treat yourself.

Yeah, really treat yourself and just clear the tubes. Yeah, unload the banana clip. Oh, that's it. Feels like something I could throw on the calendar. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like if she doesn't want to be around you on a weekend that you're truly trying to jerk off 20 times, that's a lot. 25. It's a job. 25. Yeah, that you're going to work. Right. You're going to work. Honestly, guys, I hate to say it, but I think we have a movie idea. I think we slipped and fell into a movie idea. Clear the chambers. That's disgusting. Don't say it like that. Really slipped. Okay, you're taking the road back to come town, but come on now. I'm saying four best friends all get snipped and they go to a house. Kyle is starring in this movie. Oh, Kyle is the lead. I'm a part of

the ensemble, bro. Get used to it. Get used to it. Dude, I am used to it. Okay. I was wondering. Wait, I want to hear this huge comedy. No, I'm already rewriting it. One friend gets snipped. One friend gets snipped. Kyle, the star of the movie, and his three best friends go with him to like a house in the desert to do his last 25 ejaculations and they want to make each one special. Yeah. Wait, you guys are going to be there for me? I'm just going to take this. Are they want to make each ejac a special event for him? Yeah, it's like, you know, he's like coming to terms with like he can never create life again. So we're like, let's treat each ejaculation like a birth of a child. Can I flip this a little bit? Absolutely. And make it more

of like a female driven comedy? Okay. I'm pissed now. And that's hot right now. Those cells. So a woman gets pregnant with her husband and they're so happy and he's like, you know what, honey? She's like, I'm just done with kids. We can't do this anymore. Like it's too much. She hates kids. Maybe she hates kids. She's had it up to here with them. She wants to move on from having more kids and he's like, totally get it. You know what? She hates the two that she has. Let's get snipped, right? So he gets snipped and he goes, honey, I'm going to go away for this weekend. I got 25 shots. I got to bang out. You don't want to be around for that. No, he leaves. Mm-hmm. She has a miscarriage the next day. Oh, my God.

And now she's got to get to this. Guys. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. Comedy's dead. Wait, how are you kidding me? This is not funny. Yeah, wait a minute. This isn't funny. This is sad. I don't know how you get past that seed. Hey, he's setting it up. Let's give him. I haven't said the punchline yet. Okay, okay, okay. She's got to get to the cabin before there's 25 nut busts because once he passes the nut busts and so like you're intercutting from her, like, you know, the car will break down. She'll run into her. So there's, there's truly a ticking cock. Oh, a checking cock. Yeah. Okay. I love that. And maybe the place he went is there's no cell phone. So, right. Exactly. If there's just porno tapes, it's the cabin. It's a cabin. Yeah,

you could come up to the cabin. Yes. There's just, it was his, it was his creepy old grandpa who just went there to die and just has a wall of dusty old porno tapes. Right. And you're intercutting. So it's just, you're just jerking off to like Christie canyons or whatever. Whatever old porno, Betty Page or something. That's great. Is grandpa here or is grandpa dying in the movie? Yeah, we could throw that in like the like deleted scenes. Yeah, maybe in the coda, the very, very end of the movie after the credits is we like, we walk back and find him still jerking off in the woods. Like he goes on a walk. He thought he was dead the whole time. But like, yeah, we think he's dead and he's still. And what is the coda? I think that, isn't that like

after the little scene after the credits roll? Oh, it's not like the secret scene. It's like, I think it's the last, last boom, you know, like the last note. Okay. Like that's what, is that, is the Led Zeppelin album coda their last album? So that was a cum related album. Oh my God. No, wait, we're not talking about cum anymore. What? Yeah, hold on. I'm so sorry. Like jerks off on one plane when he was 19 years old. And it blew my fucking mind. Bro. He jerks off on one time on a plane when he was in his late teens and suddenly he just has jizz on the brain. His brain has come. I'm sorry. No, it crossed with because Kyle's

dog's name is coda. Yeah. It's cum soda. Oh, that's right. I wasn't totally out of the blue. Okay. I was like, wait, where are you getting? Okay. I know I was like, wait, what the fuck just happened to my brain? Because my dog coda is also known as cum soda. But I feel so bad for everybody listening who's like, I got to stop. I can't follow it anymore. Yeah, but it's not that, but it's not that. Yes. Back to what Durst, you just pitched a really good movie because you could have this whole like this, no, no, this lady and her best friend are on a buddy. And the best friend is pregnant, like super pregnant, ready to pop. She's not supposed to go. And then you just keep cutting the husband having just like the weirdest jerk off scenes, like 25 scenes. Right. And then

you're back to the action. And then you're back to the heartfelt story. And then you cut to the dumb dude just like, bro, this is the strangest. Well, it can also like you like your original pitch. I want to save some of that because you know, there was some meat on those bones. Okay. Some gist of those balls, so to speak. Sure. Well, yeah. Like some of those scenes should be pretty beautiful. Yes. Well, because he's dealing with it. Like he's really finding himself out there and he's really enjoying, he's underneath a waterfall. Right. Outdoor jack sessions for sure. He's jerking off and right as he busts, he catches a salmon. It jumps up for the nut and then he grabs it with his bare hands and he grabs it. Yeah,

just with his bare hands by the lip, it's flipping around and then and then it cuts to him eating it. Perfect. Yes, exactly. Guess what? He doesn't have any lourries. What's it going to use to season it? Oh, now that's nasty. I don't know. What is he going to use? Hey, I don't know. He needs something salty. I don't know. I don't know what he's going to use. Let's let the audience decide. Adam, what would be salty to your knowledge? I don't know. Something that's salty and kind of buttery tasting. I'm not sure. I don't know. Buttery. What is that the description? Aloy, is that what it's called? Yeah, it tastes exactly like from all the loads that I've swallowed. Swallowed. Not tasty. Oh, my God. Salty and buttery. Salty and buttery. Right. And is a valid

replacement for lourries. Or like an old bay or like an old bay. I don't know what old bay is. Is that like a seasoning? Yeah, it's another seasoning. Cool. Tight. Yeah. Well, I think we got some. I was picturing like a wild horses running by the guy when he's just stroking it. Yes. Maybe he gets maybe one stops and sees him doing it and just looks like he's going to charge them and then just bows down, you know, horses get like across there. Right. One huff in front of the other. Yeah, one huff in front of the other and then just bows down like it's some sort of magical moment between the two of them. And then for the rest of the movie, he just rides that butt naked horseback. Oh, and he does a hands-free

E-jack. Yeah. And he's riding it bareback. Yeah. That's also kind of a sexual term. There's a lot here, guys. Yeah, there's so much here. It's a great movie. I would love to spend some moments on this, some of that, and then also roll through like 12 of them. Hell, look quick. Oh, yeah. He does it on the way up. He bangs right now. There's 25. We have to get through 25. There's 25. It's a lot. Yeah, you're going to want to move it along. Every single cut away should be a new genre for sure. It's genre bending. And guess what? It's a ticking cock. Right. But that cock has to tick 25 times. And that's a lot of ticking. Yes, buds! And what's cool is that by the end, when he gets up to the late teens, when the audience is glued to their seats in the screen.

Right. It's tough. He can't just go back to back pops. What about the dark nut of the soul? Dark nut of the soul. Blake, hit it. Hit it. Yes, points! Yes, points! You give it to yourself. There you go, baby. Yes, points! You earned it. That's pretty great. Thank you. Cool. And then, you know, what we can show something earlier that force can shadows what happens later. I didn't know it was going to be back to back. Yes, points! I'm just saying, if we can find something in the right vein. Yes, points! And I don't want to rip off any old movie like Shaft or... Yes, points! Go Ders!

No, you didn't. Anymore? Anymore? Go Ders! Wow, he's got to take a sip of beer after that run, my boy. He had to cool down. He's got to wet that whistle. But like the soundtrack could be amazing. You could get like Eurethra Franklin. Yes, points! Hell yeah, dude. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University, and I've spent my career exploring the three-pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our

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Thursdays on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or anywhere you get your podcasts. I had one other thing that I just thought of though, if that's cool, still on the topic. No, I just was like tripping because when he said I could reverse it, I was like, why didn't I get one of these when I was fucking 18 years old? Like I feel like we should have this conversation. Well, also, yeah, it's because you also should be scared of STDs, not just getting people pregnant, you know what I mean? Right. But at the same time, is anybody doing this? Like,

Like young? I'm sure some psychopath is doing it for sure. Psycho, this is like, it's a kind of a genius thought. Yeah, but it's borderline. But also, you should be wary of other STDs. It makes you want to wear condoms with people. I get that, but you always put the IUD, the IUD, and the woman has to wear it, take the pill, all that shit. This is something for like the dude to step up and just be like, I'm clean.

I think it's because it's a surgery. But let me give you another example. So say you do it at 18, and then you kind of undo it at 30. You know how like, if you don't use a sink for a long ass time and you come back to a house and it's like, and it doesn't work great. What if you untie your shit and then like your shit is just like, for a couple of years. I mean, maybe save some of your cum and then tie it up. Great point. You know what I mean? Frozen cum for sure.

Frozen cum. Every 18-year-old man's household should just have an ice cube tray of frozen cum, just in case you never know. Wait, where's, uh, dude, Todd? Where's that ice cube tray? Hey, you ran out. I got some white claws on ice if you want one, dude. That's not ice. Are these the white claws?

This tastes exactly like Lowry's, dude. What the fuck? Oh man, this got that Old Bay taste. These white claw ice cubes taste like Lowry's. What's going on? It's like a cream soda mix with Lowry's. What the fuck is this flavor? Don't get me wrong. It's good, dude. But like, what is it? Don't get me wrong. It's hella good. It's really good. Oh my god. It is so good, dude. I'm just saying, what is this flavor?

I got some energy. What? I threw some kalua up on him, man, bro. Fucking sick, man, bro. What is that? This is the best white rush in I've ever had. It's a little salty. It's a little sweet. It's kind of like an oyster, in a way. I just want to slip it down.

I like it. If you're not going to hit the soundboard, I'm going to do it. Do I make you horny, baby? Oh no. Did I freeze again? No, you're good. No, you're good. You're good, bro. Oh god. There was one moment when you guys were pitching the horseback thing or whatever. I went off into a section completely without you guys.

I was just talking to myself, but it's scary. I bounced back. Did you see a cat cross her path twice? Yeah, I was on some Matrix. That's a glitch in the Matrix. Oh, by the way, when you guys were giving me shit about Men in Black, and you guys were like, the cat's collar, it's a pug. It's a pug, you fools.

And you guys were all like, you don't even know them. I would say dog's collar. And then, oops, wait a minute. You guys know, you guys kept saying cat's collar. We did. We did. That's what I remember. I remember it was a collar. That's the most important part. Hey, that was small.

You know what? That was the animal's collar. He's got a good point. Egg on your face a little bit. Yeah. Also, early compliment for going and watching that movie when we said you should. Absolutely. That was huge. He didn't go watch it.

He just got comments. I didn't. No, no, people on the internet. Oh, dude, the internet stays undefeated. Cheating. Take back. Cheating. Pot important on Instagram, our Instagram handle.

We now have 69.6 thousand followers, guys. Smash that like button. Ooh. Subscribe. That shit's important. And I think we cut it off. We don't allow any more followers. Right.

Okay. Right. We have the perfect amount. The funniest number, I think we just stick there and don't get any bigger. I think that's a great idea. Top it off. Right. Yeah.

Top it off at 69. If you're in the club, you're in. If you're out, sorry. Bye. You're going to miss a lot of good drops. Sure. Sorry, bye. So let's go private.

Sure. Can we turn the account private, please? Or maybe get bigger, get to like 669 thousand or something. That'd be the next mark. I think we can just do celebratory like land, like, oh, we've got to 69,000. We make a big deal of it. When we get to 420,000, huge deal. Okay.

Also another huge deal. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be a really huge deal. Hey, cheers to that. That's going to be a super fun podcast. We just get mad scorned during it. That's awesome.

The 420 cast is going to go off, man. 420 is the best. So Kyle, are we two weeks out from this? I'm doing it in August. I'm almost like a month out actually. I had to schedule it a month out because I'm going to be out of town for two weeks. Yeah. I got to get one of those on deck.

I know, I know. Yeah, I do. Yeah. Yeah. You got to make it a special day though. Like I got friends who did it and then like their wives like took them out for drinks because you're like on some kind of drugs. So it just takes a couple drinks to get severely loaded and kind of

celebrate with your lady. Just one kind of drug. I don't know what it is. Thank you, God. It's some pain pills. They give you some pain pills. I already got my script. I don't know if I'm going to do them.

We'll see. Smoking. Yeah, and you're not going to write that. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's just, yeah, you're just going to rough it? Yeah. Well, dude, it is your, where you sit all the time, you know, it will be mad uncomfortable. It's not like just a leg that you could keep extended.

Yeah, I know. I probably will take a pain pill. I just always say this going into surgeries. I'm like, I don't really want to do the pain pills because I'm the kind of guy that fucking goes into it and I love them, but I don't want to, I don't want to do it. Dude, you can't do the pain pill and we have to record this. Yeah, that would be kind of cool. That's fine.

That's fine. We have to. It's going to be like the episode where you get your throat slit and you're like, that's what I picture. Well, he's not going to do the pain pill, but he's going to smoke like 3000 joints to his face. That's how I do it. Okay, that'll be, you're just going to numb yourself with drugs. Uh, sure.

I still want to tune in. Still good TV. Yeah, I want to see like, you know, when they do the up close, like the medicals, like the, the, the, the, like the camera that goes down into your body and you can see like the holes and like the wet weirdness where you're like, this is the subway inside your body. I want to see that shit, dude. Inner space. Dude, I, uh, they said I have to get a jockstrap.

So I have to order a jockstrap and bring it because I have to put my nuts in a jockstrap for three days afterwards. I'm supposed to lay down for two days. Why? Cause you don't, they don't want them flapping around in those, uh, what kind of underwear do you rock? Sacks. Like the sacks.

Well, I wear sacks. So I almost asked the guy like, yo, can I do sacks work? Cause they have a pouch. He told me you're a sacks man. They do that sort of thing. They have a sack. It might be the best post vasectomy undies. That puts a lot of business up front.

I don't know if you guys have that crazy bulge when you wear those like upfront, nut and dick. Yeah. Mine was crazy. Yeah. Mine was out of this world. There's like, people were kind of looking. I'm like, yeah, be, yeah, me too.

Yeah. Mine was so insane. Yeah, dude. My, my bulge is so crazy. I can't wear sacks underwear because it makes my dick look too big is my problem with that. Right. That's why it makes, it makes pants uncomfortable. Yeah.

Like they're already like tight enough. That being said, wonderful design work. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, I, I like them. A lot of fun patterns. I like them. At least I have a bulge when I wear them.

Yeah. That's true. That's true. It is an enhancer. It's an enhancer. Thank you God. But it, it for sure does look like whatever ballet dancer dudes rock. Thank you God.

What are those called? Oh yeah. I don't know, but that really makes. A dance belt. I think it is called the dance belt. Oh, a dance belt. A dance belt. Yeah.

Like we wear those when we get naked on, like when you're acting and shitting, you're running around and you, you rock a dance belt. Ballet bros have the hugest cocks, man. It is crazy. Anywho. Wait, is that real? Is that like a real thing that you've noticed? Or are you just thinking about the seat and top secret?

A little bit of that. I'm thinking like John Claude Van Damme was a ballet dancer. He's fully packing. He's packing a full, full on lap hog. Who was the famous dude of the 80s? And how do you, how do you know this? Thank you, Adam. Have you seen like sex videos with him or what?

Of John Claude Van Damme? Yeah. I just feel like in his movies, he highlights his, his dick area by doing like the splits. And I just, I just freeze frame it. And I just kind of zoom in a little bit with my eyes. All right. That's what I thought. Okay, good.

Professional lighting. Okay. Please don't take away from John Claude Van Damme. During Game Over Man, why didn't we use any like professional lights? There were no lights. I'll piss now. It seemed like there was any professional lights accenting. It was like normal, just regular lights for like a, your face and stuff.

There's no special cock light. Yeah. Well, I was trying to make it really grounded and realistic, you know. It wasn't like a big splashy 80s, 90s, Blake's favorite decade. It's flash. Sort of movie. Much more grounded. So you didn't want to do that.

Much more grounded, you know. Right. Very grounded. You went very grounded with the cock lighting. Right. Like super, almost indie grounded, like very flat lighting. Bro, how sick would it have been if you fucking, if we opened it up and revealed it, and it was just lit perfectly, like glistening and heavy.

That would be great. Yeah. There's like a light underneath it. Well. It's got its own spot. Let me do the sequel. Game Over Board, here we come. We're getting campy.

I would like to do like a true over camp, like naked gun with you guys. Like a zucker. Yeah, do a zucker movie. Yeah. Just where it's a one million jokes. We try to pack as many dumb, silly bits as we can into a movie. Because I admittedly those movies are still so fucking funny. Let's call the wands and make it happen.

Yeah. They've really been running that the last 20 years. The amount of work they put just even in background jokes was just unreal. How like an ambulance would drive off and get connected to some fucking streamers and hit a bike. It hits this and Frank Trevins in the foreground. Like, and he just doesn't even notice it. It's the best.

Yeah. That's good to me. One of my favorite versions of those movies is Top Secret with Val Kilmer or anybody. Yes. When the chick is on the motorcycle and she's riding, and her hair is like flapping like in the wind. And then when she gets there, the hair is stuck going back and she turns. And whenever my wife pulls her hair out of the fucking hair tie for the day,

it goes straight vertically back. And I'm like, have you ever seen this? She's like, can you stop bothering me about dumb movies from 1988? Top Secret. Yeah. It's been about 20 years of you mentioning that to me. Yeah. I'm just trying to feed our children and keep them alive.

Why don't you go podcast all night with your friends? Just shut your big mouth. Talk for another four hours about cum, all right? Yeah, that's great. Why don't you put some cum on the table? Great. I'll be over here putting food. Put more cum on the table.

I have to deprogram our children after they listen to your podcast. No, no, they'll be proud. They'll be very proud. That's going to live forever, right? Yeah. For as long as, yeah. That's bizarre. Admittedly, Chloe's been getting some DMs of people being like...

They talk about you a lot. People just sliding in her DMs. She was talking about the wedding on her Instagram or something, and people were like, are you excited for everyone to be wearing kilts and sombreros? Right. And she's like, Adam, what the fuck are you doing? Fuck it.

And evidently, you guys are selling NFTs of your collective cock, and I'm like, oh, yeah, it is a great idea. You know what though, if she's questioning you like that, dude? Maybe you should start questioning something else. Yeah. Is she the one? I don't know. All she's doing is asking what's going on.

Yeah, what's going on? She's just like, what's going on in the most loving way? Are you sure you want to do this? And I'm like, come put food on our table, babe. She's like, what are you even saying? Yeah. Okay, fine. We're not getting married.

Fine. Okay, fine. If you won't let me and my friends sell our collective cock on the internet. Goodbye. Fuck it. Fuck it. That's it.

Fuck it. It's a wrap here. Goodbye. I mean, I see where she's coming from. But fuck it. Yeah. Yeah, when you really walk it back, I would be sad after I left. Yeah, for sure.

For a little bit. I would probably walk away and be like, you know, that was a mistake. I probably should have, like, relatively quick. Yeah, but then did you'd be like, but I didn't snip it yet. So like, you know. So I still got to send it. You want to put a ring on it?

So you still want to put a ring on it? You still want to put a ring here? It's bulky, but I consider it carry on. Classic. Mr. Shikodance, I told you. Yes, Satan. God damn. Yes, Satan.

Oh my goodness. Grace is kind of. How is Jim Carrey doing? I do feel like every time he does make an appearance, the red carpet one kind of, that's like its own isolated incident, that one. But like when he comes to like the Emmys and gets up there, I do feel like everybody fucking laser focuses because they know it's about to be so funny and it always is.

He crushes so goddamn hard on every talk show, on every late night appearance, on every red carpet. He's just so goddamn good. Yeah. How is that because I don't know. He's just been a master for so long. I mean, Adam, you know about this, like at a certain point as a standup, when people know you're going to be funny,

all you got to do sometimes is just walk out there and like give a look. And people are already like, yes, I know what that look means. They're ready to laugh for sure. He's built that with everybody like fucking for 20 whatever years. And now he could just go out there and go a little hot up here. Yeah. And people lose their shit. Yeah, that's wild.

But then also he is, he's not just fun in it in like that. No, he's not. Everything he does is really funny. Yes. But we're ready. Like I think I saw something. I think it was like on Kimmel a few years ago and he's promoting something. And he was just like, you know what, Kimmel, I'm better telling stories when I'm on the move.

Can I just be on the move? Oh, he was on the treadmill. Yeah. And then a treadmill rolls out and he gets on this. And then just dead sprints while telling this story to Kimmel. And it was so fucking funny. Just such a dumb idea that for sure they're like, yeah, we can get a treadmill here.

Yeah, he's the best, man. Yeah, the best. And he changed this podcast forever. He really, really did. Oh, right. Yeah, he did. He was one of the first buttons. Favorite Jim Carrey movie.

Oh, are you asking? Favorite Jim Carrey movie go. I mean, if you can handle it. This is like my mom's Facebook post. Favorite Jim Carrey movie go. I know you don't like this, but he's got some of those serious ones onters. You know, are we able to have the two or are we able to just kind of... Hey, man, you can pick your shit.

I'll go first. I'll go first and give people time. I'll give people time here. I will say I love Ace Ventura. I love Dumb and Dumber. But for me, as a movie? As a movie? Okay, here we go.

I know what's coming. Cable Guy. This is the way. Cable Guy. Oh, yeah. Cable Guy is so good. The watchability of Cable Guy, I can watch it a million times. Yeah, man.

Yeah, that movie rocked. You know, it's going to be Chris Farley before? Yeah. Evidently? Really? And then he died. Yeah, he died while they were casting. He was cast, I guess.

And then he died during that. And they were like, Jim? Wow. Would have been a different movie for sure. Totally. Jim wanted to go dark, I think, right? Because he had already been kind of goofy, goofy, goofy. And he was like, let's make it a little darker.

And they were like, sure. And then did not land with America. People did not really love that movie. But I was like, fucking. Yeah, that movie. Was it not a success? It just tanked? It was a flop.

It was compared to what his other movies have done. The Mask, Dumb and Dumber. And they paid him $20 plus million to be the lead of it. So the budget was huge. And I think it ended up making a lot of money, but not initially. And those hair plugs. That was also the first time I registered as a youngster that people didn't like the Jim Carrey movie, like it failed.

Like the news story for it was like, it didn't make enough money. And I was like, I saw it in theater. I really loved it. But even with that said, I do think it has gotten its flowers. Oh, it's gotten flowers. Hey, it's getting them now. Like John Gabriel. Gabriel's podcast where he talks about movies.

Action Boys. It might be High and Mighty. Sure, yeah. But he was like reciting the movie Top to Bottom. I was just like, yeah. So. High and Mighty. High and Mighty.

Yeah. Shout out to Gabriel. He's one of the funniest dudes. Yeah, baby. John Gabriel. Yeah, love you. Yeah. Love you.

And he was just reciting the movie. I don't know if it's a comedians movie or if people got around to really appreciating it, but super dope. And Ben Stiller directed it, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Which is rad. Yeah.

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What about the movie Man on the Moon? I love that movie. No, I'm just kidding. I'm so glad you brought it up. I love that movie. That movie is not that good. I also love the movie. I rewatched it fairly recently, I think during quarantine.

I just remember it being, just because I love Andy Kaufman so much. He was one of the reasons I got a job working at the improv when I was 20 years old. I've read all of his books and I've cornered Bob Zamuda at the bar before and just asked him a million questions. And is he dead? The movie kind of just was like a little bit of a little bit. It fizzles. It fizzles.

Yeah, I'm fucking boring. You jump in and you're like, oh my god, he's killing it. And then the story fizzles. Yes. It's a long movie. It's made by the same director who did Cuckoo's Nest. It's kind of in that, like it's weighty. Milo Foreman?

Milo's Foreman. Milo's, yeah. Milo's. Did you guys look? You little cinephiles. You know what? I used to love that movie more than when I found out and I watched the documentary, whatever, being Andy that they put out.

That kind of turned me off on the movie a little bit. For sure. That's right. That was weird. Shit, man. Whoa, why didn't you cry about it? Because he was, well, let's explain, because Jim was in character the whole time and when he was Tony Clifton, he was a total fucking dickhead to everybody on set.

I know. What a dumb flex that is for actors to just be like, it's my process to go full method and you're like, well, then you're kind of a bad actor. If you can't. Agreed. Because it's a craft, right? Right, yeah. So you should be able to prepare it and then when it's time to execute it, execute it.

It's like if you're a boxer, you're not just fucking walking around hitting everyone all the time, ready to fucking throw down. But I do like that he tried it, I guess. I feel like Jim is like a soul searcher. I feel like he's a guy who's like lifting up stones to find answers and he was like, let me just do this and everyone else just bear with me as I make your life a living hell. Well, or do you think he had the foresight of like, I'm going to release this weird documentary in like Andy Kaufman-esque, like this is part of the process and then later down the road,

we're going to release it as like a long con almost in a way. Well, like he had that he had that plan. Well, they were shooting it. I mean, yeah, yeah. They must have shot it to release it. They were shooting it and he was playing to the camera. So it is not that weird considering there was a camera there and he was playing to that. Yeah.

And and he was playing Andy Kaufman who would have done something exactly like that. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. But that's so much wasted energy. It's like the joke is on everybody else for Kaufman. Like Kaufman is like, if I'm laughing fine, I don't care if anybody else gets it, which is a whole interesting thing to unto itself. Yeah.

Into itself. Into itself. Onto. Into. Onto. Come to itself. Come to itself. Points.

Points. Yes, points. That's it. Hey, yeah, yeah. Yes, points. Dirt sounds exactly like it now. Yes, points. I think my favorite is just the classic Dumb and Dumber.

I remember the one I first saw that movie. I didn't know who Jeff Daniels was. Right, right. Never saw Ragnophobia. That's a great film. I mean, I might have, but I... Not enough to log him. Sure.

Yeah, it didn't lock in on me. Like by the time I was watching those Jim Carrey movies, I think Ace Ventura came out when I was in like fourth grade. It was just like that's, he was the only guy for me. I was like, he is my biggest movie star in my world. And anything he does is gold. And by the time he got to Dumb and Dumber, I'm like, he's like, mint him. Put him on Mount Rushmore.

This guy's a fucking god. If he had just done those two movies, and I'm not saying that any movie past that has like tarnished him at all. I'm just saying if he had just done those two movies, he's James Dean. Like he'd be perfect. Not that he's not perfect. And if he like died in a cool way, he should have done heroin and died. Yeah.

If he exploded somehow. I wish he died. I wish he died right after. Or even if he retired, I'm saying like if he had just done those two movies, he still would be just a comedy god. Even though he did more movies after that that I do think solidify him as a comedy god. Oh yeah. Even what you were just touching on, like shout out to freaking Jeff Daniels.

Like he didn't play the straight guy next to him. He played like an equally funny guy to Jim Carrey. Yes. Very, very funny in that movie. Like still found a way to be equally as funny as Jim Carrey. That's pretty crazy. That's really hard. That's really hard.

Definitely shout out. Like you got a really great dumb guy, the funniest dumb guy. And now how do you find Dumber? How do you do that? That's tough. You laugh like this. Do you think Jeff Daniels went into that movie? Like fuck.

I just saw Ace Ventura. I don't know if the mask came out before this, but if he was like, I'm going ham. Or if he was just like do my thing. I bet it was a little because he considers himself like an actor actor. So he was in character the whole time. Yeah, maybe. Probably. You know, so I wonder how much like a lot of times those guys like don't like the improv.

Right. Because they feel like it takes away from the craft of acting. So I wonder how he was on set because I'm assuming Jim is just a tornado of energy Robin Williams style. Do you want to hear the most annoying noise in the world? Like that had to have been improvised. I think I heard that it was. I think he was very much just like I knew the character.

I stuck in the character and then I just held on for dear life. He had the he because I think he had a chipped tooth as a kid. So he and then he had it fixed and then he had it removed. Chip Douglas, Chip Douglas. He had the chip removed again to look dumber. Right. Not that you look dumb with a chip tooth, but like you don't look smart. Right.

It's like a wonky eye. You're not looking smart. Yeah. It's like just fix it. Which is cool. I fucking love that. We got to get you out of them teeth, man. We got to get you in a roll, dude.

Let's do this. That'd be so tight if dirties plays like a guy like this, like a like a dumbo. Yeah. For those of you at home, my front, upper four teeth are fake. Those are caps and underneath them is crazy fangs. Yeah. He's got a nice Joe Biden grill. Yeah, they are.

It was a great purchase. Made of toilet porcelain. You look great. Oh, is that right? Yeah, they're porcelain. Wow. These are Toto. That's some high fancy crap right there.

Chompers. American standard. Sloan. I guess I wouldn't sense you guys covered a lot of a lot of great Jim Carrey movies. I guess I'll just highlight one scene from Ace Ventura 2 when nature calls. Cop out. Cop out. Coming out of the rhinos.

The rhino scene. That's the first scene though. You got to dig a little deeper. That is the very first scene. It's not the first scene. It's in the middle. The first scene is cliffhanger, bro. It's cliffhanger with a raccoon.

Oh, is it? Yeah. Okay. Hey, guys. Egg on my face. Hey. Nice pull, Kyle. Yeah.

Holy shit. It's epic, dude. You're a stupid dumbass. I was so fucking excited to watch that movie in the theater, and then I think I said Bumblebee Tuna for like 25 years afterwards. Yeah. Yeah. Allegedly.

Bumblebee Tuna. The best. Yeah, but that rhino scene, like whoever came up with that set piece, or if it was just the whole movie was written around that. Right. Oh my god, dude. See, guys, I mean. Fuck.

We can write Ace Ventura. We can just write a full-on, absolutely insane. I think we have. Two billion jokes coming out of rhinoceros assholes. Doesn't he like pick up a guy who looks like the monopoly man and shakes his jaw? Yeah, he's like passed out. He's like, do not pass out.

You know that was improvised, and that dude was like, okay, fine. Yeah, he says, do not pass out. Do not try to. I did not listen to him. Right, right, right. He's like moving his mouth. You're hurting me. When nature calls.

So yeah, Jim Carrey. Here's your flowers, man. Bro, welcome. You just got a lot of flowers. Yo, here's some more flowers. Tommy Davidson in that movie. Remember when he's doing the one-on-one fight against like the local tribe or whatever,

and the giant dude comes out in. Queen T'Achu. The white devil. He turns around and drops the backpack, and Tommy Davidson is in the backpack, and they let him lose. Doesn't he throw like a spear into his leg, and he's just like, ah. Fuck, so good.

You can't give him enough roses. Honestly, like the first time I saw Ace Ventura II when nature calls, I didn't like it enough. So I watched it every day on VHS until I loved it, and now it's burnt into my brain. You like programmed yourself? Yeah, as like a discipline? Yes.

Jim Carrey was such a hero to you that you had to beat this into your brain. Yes, I refused to do that. I had to beat this into your brain. Yes, I refused to just say it was a bad movie, and I watched it so many times that now I'm like, that's my one. Right, right.

But really, it is just the rhino scene. It's the rhino scene. Guano. I mean, guano is. Yeah, that movie has a lot. That movie has a lot, doesn't it? It's. That's a bad poop.

Is it? He just kind of like flops it out of his mouth, right? I feel like we've covered a lot so far in this podcast, guys, we covered. Is it over? Come. Did you just use the fart mic? You got to let people know.

I didn't even know. You farted? I just. Yeah, he farted. Yeah, I won. Hey, Todd, if we could just ISO that on the mix, that'd be great. Yeah, and Todd, let's ISO that on the mix

and then bring it back right now. Just so everyone can really. Sound like this. Yeah. No, it didn't. Let's and let's ISO it again to compare. Okay. Okay, see, it didn't really sound like that.

All right, see, it did not sound like that. And now run that run that right by my audio clip as well and put them back to back. And then now can you? Yeah, can you play the one from last episode, please? Well, that was I wasn't doing an impression of that one. But now I want to just do a side by side. I just want to do a side by side if that's possible.

All right. Okay, thank you, Todd. Thank you so much. Thank you, Todd. Thank you, Todd. Thank you, Todd. Thank you, God. That's pretty good.

Will you do that one more time? Thank you. Todd. You got it. I think we did it. You got it, baby. Really good stuff, guys. Really freaking good stuff.

Yeah. Any takebacks? Any apologies? Kyle, you. Yeah, hey. What's up? Was number 23 one of your one of your top choices? No, I never watched that.

I never saw that movie. Is it good? I bet it's fine. You know, I bet it's a decent watch. Yeah, I think it's okay. It's irons. Yeah, Kyle, you should watch it because I could see. I'm glad you didn't watch it when that movie came out because I could see you

getting like really into like counting numbers and stuff. Numerology. Right. Oh, yeah. Just being like seeing numbers everywhere. Like the fact that you knew that word? Numerology. Yeah, I'm into it.

Tells me you're already in over your head. I would love to see a shot-for-shot remake with Kyle as Jim Carrey in that movie. Got a lot of filming to do. Like how Vince Vaughn did Psycho? If I'm in front of the camera, if you guys are pulling me out there, somebody's going to have to be watching monitors. Who's doing it? I'm busy.

I hope Adam and Blake are busy, too. This is your thing. Of course, Doris can do it. I'm living in a nightmare. Wait, so I'm directing and starring in these things? No, no. I'll direct it. No, you can find a director.

I want to see it for the first time in my living room. I want you to direct it. I really like movies that you direct. So I would love to see you direct this with Kyle. And I know you can do it. I know you can direct and star. Are we in take-backs? Are we in take-backs right now?

Yes, we are. Let's go there. Yeah, let's go there. The any take-backs, apologies. Come on, we got to be on set tomorrow. Let's just wrap it up. Wrapping it up. That's right.

Apologize to my wife for cracking this next sparkling soda here. What are they called? Sparkling sodas? Sparkling. Seltzer. Hard seltzers. White claw? You got that Lowry's flavor, baby?

I crushed a can. High boy. Yes, sir. No apologies. Five milligrams. I had a little whiskey and I didn't apologize for that. I'd like to give a little compliment to Liquid Death. Love the name.

Love the product. Perfect. I love it. Also drink a little Liquid Death. Absolutely love it. Yeah, I drink so much Liquid Death, which is water, guys. I know. It's water.

Yeah. It's canned water. Murder your thirst. It murders your thirst. It's the best. It does murder your thirst. It's the best. We love it.

It's the best. It's the best. It really is. It's the best. Well, I'll give a shout out. If we're talking comedy, give a shout out. Man, I watched the first episode of I Think You Should Leave on Netflix and I haven't watched any other episodes except the first one.

But goddamn, if I wasn't crying watching it, it's very, very fucking nice. I got to watch. And who's the star of it? It's Tim, right? Robinson. Yeah, Tim Robinson. Tim Robinson. Oh, bro.

Super funny. That guy kills me in their show. That first episode is very good. And I think we can pass this along. This is kind of a flowers moment. But what we had heard, I know he had a short kind of stint on SNL, but what we had heard from people who are friends with people on the inside behind the scenes is that he was the king of pitching shit

that would just like blast the room. Like he would lay everybody out on like pitch day or script reading day. I don't know if it made it. It didn't make it on air because it was too weird and SNL kind of has. It's doing this thing. They have to listen to podcasts, write it down and then make that sketch. Yes, they have to take weird ideas from podcasts. True.

Right. But he apparently was like the king of killing in the room. I believe that for him. That's flowers, right? That's flowers. Also, hey, while we're here. Those are good ass flowers. While we're here with him, no, not a lot of people know this,

but I saw a couple clips of him fucking shredding on a skateboard recently on Instagram. Yeah. A tibba shot it. Yeah, tibba fucking bro. Yeah, he's not. They were shredding. I was so pumped. It's dope.

Hey, while we're here, you know, Detroiters, Sam Richardson is in like, I turn on my TV, he's got two movies just blasted me in the face. Sam Richardson, who was in Game Over, man, just the best dude. So flowers to Sam. Love you, Sam. So I was watching him on Kimmel the other night. And apparently he had, he was telling a story that he had some audition

where he sang a TV theme song to like make them laugh and yada, yada, yada, and show that he can sing. And then a producer that was at dinner with him as he was telling the story was like, oh, you got to see this Adam divine sketch. Like he said this on Kimmel and he was talking about thematic, a sketch we did when we were 20, what the fuck ever before workaholics. And then like some other guy at the dinner who was an action star was like, I got to give you tips.

And he started giving him tips. And then before he says, and this is the most important tip, the producer was like, here's that video of Adam singing theme songs. And then he never got the tip. And I was like, from Gerard Butler, I never watch Kimmel. And I'm like, how am I watching it now tonight? And he's talking about a sketch we did when we were. That's God, Anders.

That's God. That's God pointing at me. Yeah, God got you. That is God. Look at, A, look at him. So now you believe. Look at him. He's carrying you.

I said it last week and I'll say it again. He's carrying you right now. Only one set of footprints. Hey, I got another white light. Might have to carry me. Okay, no take backs. All right. Yeah!

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I saw a hidden folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C.

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