This Is Important - Ep 46: Christians Got Merch On Lock

Episode Date: July 20, 2021

Today, this is what's important:The sickness, MTV VJ's, the Jesus merch game, country music, Adam's Bachelor party, munging, Adam's rental car drama, getting politically charged, Men In Black, and more. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered

a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about

what's the most important bottom line critical thing happening on this planet. Today on This Is Important? Come on down to Terry's and get a titty twister. When your soul needs to jerk off and you got to have the chicken soup. I'm gonna talk to you about a pretty cool guy named Jesus. Percival, grab that corpse as Lancelot cannonballs onto its stomach. Buckle up. My brother. Yeah, you guys were all in sync on that clap. I was a little early. Pre-clap. Let's talk about your sickness. Let's talk about your pre-clap. Oh, wait, what? Let's talk about your sickness, dude. You guys want to talk about... Because we had to push the

podcast a few days. Derz was sicky. He thought he had the Delta variant. Did you have the Delta variant? Did you? Were you concerned with the Delta? You want to talk sickness for a quickness? We would like to get down with it. Let's do it. Sickness and thickness. Please. I... Well, let's just give the little backstory Monday. Please, let's walk it back. This is important. Around dinner time, I just felt like I got hit with a ton of bricks and was like, what the fuck? Mm-hmm. And then was just cold sweats, no fever, but just sweating and shivering and shitting and nausea, right? Yeah. And I was like, well, I got Delta. I got Delta. I don't know how I got it. Haven't been out, but I got it. Got the Delta. But I got tested. I got no COVID. Okay. Yeah,

obviously, dude. But I was on my ass for three and a half days, like just fucking, I don't know, food poisoning. You got a regular sickness, man. I feel like every time anyone gets sick now, they're like, and it's COVID. But it's not always the case. You can get Reggie sick. Yeah, right. You could get regular diarrhea. Right. Plain old diarrhea. I was just hoping like TMZ would pick it up like, Alder's home gut. And then I'm back, guys. Damn. That'd be cool. And then like, the agents are calling. They're like, we saw you on TMZ. And I go, oh, now you're calling. And then, and then I die. That'd be funny. If you did get COVID, you'd call your publicist immediately, right? Like that's the move. Absolutely. 100. Yeah. Absolutely. And then

it'd be like MTV real life. I have COVID. Right. Right. Kurt Loder would be at my house. Yeah. Quick. Get him over here. Or Caduce would show up at the house and go, hey, man. Wait, wait, who is Caduce? Caduce was like the thin, handsome, like curly hair, light skin, maybe mixed black, white dude. I don't know his background. That's tech. Wasn't that tech? No, no, no. You're thinking tech money from real world? Yeah, real world. Absolutely. Always. Seattle, I believe. Damn. I'm talking male model, Caduce. Caduce. How are we spelling Caduce? Do you know the spelling of that? To anybody's. We're not spelling it. If we know better, we're not spelling it.

We have our people on it right now. Well, Durza's knowledge of MTV VJs is remarkable. Yeah. That's pretty deep. Yeah. You're the perfect age though, I think, because you know the older guys. Yeah. Older than I am. And then you also know the young guys. Like, I feel like we're just, what, like two or three years younger than you? Five, six years. Six, 12 years younger. 10 years. Feels like 10. Feels like a decade younger. And we're always talking about you. Two years younger. And you also had older brothers. So I feel like your knowledge of things that are older than us is way beyond us, because sometimes you'll drop a name much like Caduce.

I have no fucking idea who that is. No idea. But to be fair, you guys should know Caduce. Do you know Ananda Lewis? I do know Ananda Lewis. Okay. If I had to guess who Caduce is, it's QUDDUS. And if that's just my guess, that's amazing. That's just you not reading off Wikipedia. That's how you spell Caduce. I thought it would be K-A-D-O-O-S-E. Hey, dude. Caduce. You might be a racist. Okay. You don't know how to spell Caduce, man. Wait, what? It's an awesome name. That's an awesome name. QUDDUS. That is an awesome name. All right. I don't feel like my spelling pointed to me being racist in any way. That was a racist spelling. That was a racist spelling. I was just sounding it out.

I was doing my best. Yeah, it's phonetics. Well, to be fair, you can't do that. You can't do that. It's racist to just go, I could probably wing it. I'm a white man who probably knows how to spell it. No, you don't. You look it up. You know, you learn it. You look it up. Right. But he was just trying. He was just trying to be phonetic. That's trying his white shit. And I'm sick of it. Hey, trying is the new racist. Do better. Oh my gosh. Hashtag do better, motherfucker. Just do better. Do better, but don't try. You better know. Right. Hashtag look it up. And then when you're sure of it, prove that you've looked it up. Yeah. Right. Right. Okay. And don't be a racist. That's correct. To be fair,

there was a glory day of VJs, right? Like when they were doing that. Because what I remember is getting swept up in the storm of like the next VJ. And of course, I'm talking about Jesse Camp for anybody who knows. I saw him at an audition for like a like a Pepsi commercial, like way back in the day, like oh, 405. And I was star struck. I was like, look at this skinny motherfucker. He's getting it. Pepsi wants him. Yeah. How amazing was it that I think he was up against Dave Holmes, who Dave Holmes knew like everything about music. He was like a Matt Penfield type. Still in the biz. He was very, he's a comic and all that. But like, he could read off the prompter perfectly. And he'd be like, and he would like send it to the next

person. And then Jesse would be like, yeah, I don't know what's going on, but up next, more music and everyone lose their shit. And everyone's like, he's a guy. Dude. And I was in the Jesse camp camp. I wanted him to win. He's like, yeah, you were. Of course. But Dave Holmes would just be looking at his, he'd be looking at his shoes like, you gotta be fucking kidding me. I was born for this job. And this off the street homeless kid has like a better story. Yeah. Encyclopedia, Encyclopedia knowledge of all things music. Just he could just recall everything. And Jesse was just like, yeah, semi-sonic. Did you guys feel that? Is that the death? Is that when MTV started to die? I want to say that's when the ratings

were at its peak. Like he was legit. Yeah, that was peak MTV. Cause right, weren't the videos. That's before TRL. No, that's what I was wondering. Is it like, he was just like, next one is backstreet boys. And after that's going to be in sync. Keep it locked. And didn't he have a twin brother? I don't know. Yeah, he did. Hey, can we talk about how, how me and Durs look identical right now? And you and Kyle also look pretty identical. You guys both have the tie dye matching shirts. Bro, I gotta take my hair out. Me and Durs both have messed up hair. It looked like we just woke up wearing like a white t-shirt. That's a little like, it looks like we've both been sick. I haven't, but yeah, very, very healthy right now. But yeah, why do you

look like you're outpatient? We look like shit, dude. Yeah, what's up with that? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, how come you guys are so bland and me and Blake are so dang colorful? What's going on? Yeah, I'm at my parents house. I'm in Lake of the Ozarks right now. You can tell by the fun. My mom has so many signs talking about wine. Yeah, no way. SNL is listening. Really? Yeah, every inch of her home is mentioning wine or how there's love in this house or something. Snapchat memory. Are they like Bible verses undercover or is it just like? No, my mom did go through like a real Bible verse phase that lasted like three years when she was like going to like Bible, like she'd go on Wednesdays and they'd talk about Bibles and

really it was like a way for her to like make new friends. Just different versions of the Bible. Just different. Well, there are. There's lots of versions of it. There are different covers, different holders, different versions online. The Blue Jeans Bible. And it was mostly like just a way for her to buy new merch. So every week she'd come home with like a little new like angel figurine or like a thing that to hang on the wall. God merch. God. Dude, the God merch game is the Jesus merch game is out of control. So good. Yeah, hell yeah. I'm sure you would know. Now she's staring at me like I care. She's right there. I don't care. There's no dirty laundry. We're washing it all.

Guys, this might be a dumb question. Maybe you guys could help me out. Do you guys remember chicken noodle soup for the soul of the book? Oh, yeah. Was that Christian? Yes. Was that Christian? Yeah. Yes. I just that's up at my cabin. Okay, that was my Bible dog. Was it? Wait, chicken soup chicken noodle soup chicken soup for the soul. Was that what it's called? It was chicken soup for the soul chicken soup for the soul. Yeah, that was Christian. Dude, that should just hit the back of my mind. I feel like they made one that was like chicken soup for the teenage soul. And like, oh, yeah, I feel like my church was like, you got to get this brother. Dude, it was all the souls. It was every type of soul that they could they spun them the Jesus

merch game is unbeatable. I don't care. All other merch game looks to the Jesus merch game. And like, how do we get this? Right? They say Jesus Christ because Christians buy merch. They have t-shirts on their walls that they have my mom for a while had a whole room dedicated the guest bedroom of our house. It was like all over the house. And then she got a little less Christian. And she kind of fell out with that group of friends and then that moved or consolidated all the Jesus stuff kind of into the spare bedroom. So when I would come home, and I'm in the spare bedroom, and there's just Jesus shit all over. It's a tiny it was my sister's like bedroom growing up. It was the size of like a large closet. It was like fucking small. It barely fit it.

It's well documented. Your parents hated her. Go ahead. And yeah. And it was just the tiniest thing. So then you're there and I'm there for a week and I'm like 19 years old, 20 years old. I'm visiting and you have to jerk off that you have to within a week if you're a teenage or if you're a 20 year old boy or an adult man or at any age. And and then there's just Jesus stuff staring at me from every angle. So I'm very well versed in the Jesus merch game. That's why you now like to sit in the middle of a circle of guys and beat off while they stare at you. You need what? Yeah, that's the only way I could do it. I could I could do it now is I have to have surrounded by those those Jesus paintings that for sure the eyes following you.

And that's well documented. Yep. Well documented. Well done. Now that's that's chicken soup for the fucking jerking off so right there brother hell yeah chicken soup for the horny man you want to say that one one more time for the people at home. That's chicken soup noodles literally for the literally as soon as I say things I don't remember what I said I hate my brain. Snapchat memory chicken soup for the horny soul baby for the jerk off you know who winning chicken soup for the jerk off soul like when your soul needs to jerk off and you got to have the chicken soup a jerk chicken noodle soup well said jerk chicken noodle soup there we go now we're workshopping and we can leave that it's funny you should say that though because

I was drinking I was eating chicken noodle soup and I was thinking of I was like what was the book chicken soup for the soul what was that but it was Christian Durr's the Lord works in so many ways in your life he gives you so many signs and you refuse to walk the path he's still carrying you he's still carrying you he's got a thumb up my ass was it a collection of essays what the I cannot remember I definitely had the book I did not open it I remember it it was like uh I don't know if they were all considered Christian because there was a chicken soup for the Christian soul as well okay okay so that was like the hardcore Christian but it might have been like a rebrand they were just like for sure they're just up in their merch game they're just like how do we spin

this off as many times as possible right like the for dummies book series exactly so it's basically like where the sidewalk ends but like with a Christian undertone or something like was it poems what all it was was heartwarming story where the sidewalk ends yeah shell silver steam do you know about it I'm pretty sure I gave your daughter that but my fucker so back down hey you need to step back all right didn't I think the reason I have that in the bookshelf is because of you yes yes Todd is saying that it consisted of inspirational true stories about ordinary people's lives this is what I just said you just said that come oh so it's like was it like a a in a book or something no they're just heartwarming stories about good samaritans and things that happen that can inspire

goodness in people which is why the christian uh merch game adopted it because it appealed to no no no it wasn't even it was for sure the guy who started it was a mastermind right and he was like it was like I'm gonna take my christianity and make that scratch okay I'm gonna Jesus God wants me this is like the cool thing thing that like um the like the for-profit sort of what the gemsomes is all about and how they think which is awesome for sure right okay go off where they're like they think like god wants them to be super rich so any way that they can spin off ways to make money off of christianity it's good for god because god wants them to be rich and I'm like right fuck yeah if I was really religious that's how I would think for sure thank you god you would believe you were

a prophet made for making money no I wouldn't say I was a well maybe maybe I would he's saying he's saying profit he's saying profit oh yeah I'm making a profit right yeah you're a prophet who profits hey yeah you're saying profit but we're talking profit Kyle's got bars my guy that'd be a cool either has to be a christian rapper named profit right I would hope so yeah and that's a missed opportunity yeah he puts it all in the tithing plate bro he's like I throw it all in the tithing plate what other christian bands were that there was like jars of clay that's old had like one yeah that had like one banger that 40 days and 40 you'd go like climb a rocky wall at your friend's like cool church that had like a rock climbing truck would roll up or

whatever yeah there'd be like a rock wall in the parking lot and all the kids were like yeah no and they it would be called like the zone and you go there on wednesdays and then at the end of the day they'd keep you 30 minutes for the pizza but then they'd be like all right but we need to talk to you about christ right if you want to slice a pepperoni yeah real quick enjoy that pepperoni get that grease off you don't want to get them pimps don't worry pizza's gonna be here he's gonna be here hold off on the pizza let me talk to you about a pretty cool guy named hey that's exactly what it was they would lure you in with like skate ramps and stuff and you'd get all hungry and work out it was the ninja turtles layer pizza pizza the the foot clean at the end of the day

it was the foot clan and jesus is shredder okay same mentality bro same idea there's the name of this podcast jesus is shredder bro christianity is the foot clan and jesus is shredder episode whatever the fuck it is i do remember another one because we had a guy do you remember the band the lifehouse and i'm falling even more in love with you we had to do yeah yeah yeah we had a dude at our school named mitch and he swore up and down he knew the band lifehouse and that was his claim to fame he's like those are my boys dude he's like you know they're like really christian too so it's like uh wait so how were you guys were in high school so how are they his boy they also weren't in high school those were grown-ass men when we were in high school they must have come and

played at his church there's no way this guy did not know lifehouse or he knew the drummer maybe he why would he say yeah yeah yeah he had to have some acquaintance yeah his uncle might have like like might have played on their softball team or some shit right right i feel like there's certain bands you can kind of know like you you can know somebody from lifehouse you might know a cold war kid like you just run into him i feel like you can you can know life house you just run into him you could definitely know lifehouse wait they're saying creed is a christian band is that oh for sure hey guys don't cry because i'm six feet from the edge and i'm thinking maybe six feet in so don't cry well love jesus christ bro you got me oh my god you got me how did these bands get

on your guys radar because they weren't on my radar mtv man well adam from the midwest i am from the midwest you could tell by the signage so's derz i'm from right there where he's from yeah derz is right there yeah chicago's different yeah but chicago is obviously chicago's very it is satan's lair but it's satan's lair uh no it's uh it's our shredder wasn't there it's a big city it's a big so there's just more shit yes yeah you're right you guys have a cool radio yeah i know what you're saying like when i leave chicago and i'm listening to the radio i remember i would just be like just turning the dial off like forever to be like where's the non-country music this is crazy well i'm in the ozarks right now dude and it is uh absolutely insane how much country is on the

radio there's like right two other channels that aren't country and then like 25 channels that are just country music i'm like how are they not getting enough of it right i'm in though there's some bangers like and this is how we roll what's that one this is i don't know keep going let me i gotta hear a little bit more of it i think it might be georgia florida line i'm gonna pull some up we can play 15 seconds of some of these yeah let's play some country let's analyze this what's cool about country i'm at the florida georgia line guys and they're definitely this guy they're definitely like fucking tight right and what are you doing all the for the people at home you know what i mean like i'm i'm squinting my eyes i'm licking my lips they wear like cool expensive hats no one of me

they look like we wouldn't know them they would go to like a cool nightclub they go to like delilahs in hollywood you know what i mean they're like hip you know what i mean they're just cool they're cool bros from the south they're cool bros from the south it's not like when we were kids and you think of country music and you think i'm going straight or garth broke straight sure yeah thunder roll let's go come on and yeah like the big cowboy hat and kind of doofy and have rhinestones and they just feel like your dad's doofy these guys call them these doofy ass motherfuckers they're like doofy doofuses this is doofy yeah they're doofy dude no one of me no man a doofy these guys are like hip man they're like country is like cool now right yeah totally yeah because there's no more

cowboys like there used to be there ain't no cowboy thank you put the put the o back in country have you ever heard that term okay put the o back in country what is the yeah because they called it country like it got wussy it got wussified oh wow yeah i did i actually had never been yeah i've heard that thrown around in some place how are you so country blake when did you get how did you get so country i don't know it could be maybe my iowa roots i don't know oh well my sister and her husband are super down i'm saying iowa roots you were not born there or you were not raised there i was born there and raised there i am the first californian born but everyone that roots back is from iowa shout out to okay i was lived there until i was 10 i was lived there

i was lived there i want to say proudly i was lived there till i was 10 god damn hey well that's my midwest education man well also sorry my sister and her husband are are super down for country and like one of my dreams was to pull up to that stage coach festival it's like base is in the exact same place as coachella but it's fully country doubt sounds like it could be hit or miss well it's fully country doubt to to an extent like they don't it's all crossed over now because i feel like snoop was playing that festival a couple years ago snoop will do anything that guy that guy you invite him to a thing he is there but he probably played with willy nelson though right yeah yeah he probably actually fucking hits country hella hard and great guys not to mention

country is the one type of music where you drop an album you still cash the fuck out they buy your shit yeah big time yeah true for one reason wal mart right here they release it in wal mart people walk to wal mart they don't have spotify they don't have good wi-fi okay come on it it is uh there's no rock music anymore there's not like a real thank you mtv vj adam let's go go off adam divide so now country is essentially like there are some songs that i'm like that doesn't sound that country do you mean that sounds like a rock song you know what i mean right well let's be honest guys it all kind of changed when nelly did the tim mcgroth song oh oh come on over and over again i can't stop picture didn't you that was a game because it's all in my head i also feel like that guys we're

we're we're avoiding one of the largest songs of the last fucking decade what lil noz x yeah yeah hold on i got this florida georgia one first yeah that was a that's a big one let's see if this if this shit turns up wait can you guys hear that yeah almond brother guitars i like it it's kind of going oh yeah i'm gonna skip hopefully three more seconds let's see if i hit the chorus hit it do you do that's my fucking jam right there florida georgia line let's go let's go i will say that type of music hits a note where you're like dude i'm fucking chilling and i'm lazing around

you know if and i feel good on a sunday that hits that note it makes white people feel good it really really does white people it really does something yeah it's specifically like white folks like they just fucking love it makes my skin it makes my skin crawl i can't make your skin crawl why does it make your skin crawl i don't understand because i just don't the vibe i don't like the vibe it feels it feels to me just like huh it feels like chicken noodle soup washing over me it's feel good music we're just like you just kind of feel good about shit and it's you're not thinking about anything and you're just like yeah i'm just gonna drink a beer and sit on the the dock yeah it feels like floating these guys i don't know about all this guy you guys are like it feels like i'm being baptized

again it uh it feels feels like i'm floating in the water what else what else what else no i just it makes you feel good i think that's right that that is why this type of music is doing so well right now i think it's because it's all in like a fucking C major chord it all is like break it down kind of sounds the same it all is made for our ear it's like easy progressions simple lyrics that are talking about like you know just feeling here yeah drinking beer and floating yeah like and rolling what about this one what about this one hold on let's see oh now we're talking yeah come on durs this this is great oh this is great oh by the way this is the best it's just fine hey who produced this i don't know that is a fucking timeless banger well that's when i thought

music was gonna turn i was like after that it kind of did oh shit guess what every rapper from the south is gonna pair up with a country star and that's gonna be music for the next 10 years yeah that's gonna be it like every rapper is just gonna pair up with uh uh a doofy wide guy in a big cowboy hat and that can sing great fucking doof yeah and just and just sing their fucking hearts out brad paisley and space ghost perp oh my god pete pablo and brad paisley i love that i think there was definitely a little bit of a run with that i i'm sure david banners on a track with somebody alan jackson uh yeah i fuck with like kasey musgraves okay yeah she's tight yeah she's she does some shit that i'm like well wowsers what's what's that i don't know that well are you also just because

she's like super hot is that also do something it's kind of a babe yeah i don't know what she looks like oh look at you she looks like something i that every male would like yeah she's cool she's cool to look at dude yeah and most women i think she's just a very beautiful girl no one of me yeah women are beautiful that dude that tim McGraw nely track like i genuinely loved that when it came out and still do i thought about it the other day that's a great track would you ever turn it on i yeah i would have you ever turned it on i used to 100 percent i've turned it on when it first came out i can remember not that guy pal trust me i can remember driving around with adam and turning that on multiple times oh yeah too many times too many times that one tickled me and then i'd roll it right

into creed and we'd have just an afternoon in our fields you know we would oh yeah those good times man i'll roll all the windows down good for you guys you'll crack a cold one sharing brotherhood in christ good for you guys and man i'm proud we did talk about we talked about god yes we did hey i'd get i'd get baptized in christ on the podcast of you guys while on acid oh acid baptism dude oh my god i'm just trying to think of fun things to do on the podcast is that blasphemy because i'm kind of down no no i don't think so god created acid god created a man who then created acid so that's all good acid baptism bro it's science hey and that's one of the things i'm talking about doing while down here at the lake of the ozarks there it is right there look at

that water wow your bachelor party just got so weird we're it's gonna be a mass baptism on acid hello can i can i play jesus absolutely i don't know you can't play him but you can accept him in your heart that's what i mean no one of me hi i'm david eagleman i have a new podcast called inner cosmos on i heart i'm a neuroscientist and an author at stanford university and i've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads on my new podcast i'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities like does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident or can we create new

senses for humans or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet so join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior your perception and your reality listen to inner cosmos with david eagleman on the i heart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts last season millions tuned into the betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception i'm andrea gunning and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal ashley linton was helping her husband set up a business fenmo account when she discovered a terrible secret i scrolled down and that's when i saw a hidden folder and i opened it what the hell did i just see i was scared that he was coming home what ashley discovered that day was

a secret so dark she feared for her life she was like oh my god i gotta get out of the house he's gonna find out that i've seen this he's gonna come kill me listen to season two of betrayal on the i heart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts between april 1971 and september 1972 six young black girls were snatched off the streets in washington dc it took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was responsible i will admit the others when you catch me if you can sign freeway phantom this child was laying on the side of the road it appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car it's thrown out of the car the person said i murdered your

daughter the killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother that guy is he's out of sink with even the worst people i thought that they would catch him i thought it was just a matter of time is it possible that the killer is still alive listen to freeway phantom on the i heart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts oh guys mass shooting mass shooting here at the lake wait active shooter active shooter right now shooter last night last night we went out to dinner we went to a very nice dinner and uh i get there was like a biker rally or some shit like there's a strip here that has all the bars it's called the bagnal dam strip and it has all the bars and restaurants in lake of the ozarks sorry one more time the what bangled

bagnal dam strip so it's like a damn damn shrip damn yeah and it's a strip and bagnell's a name sure checks out and uh it has all the bars and restaurants and shit and i guess there was like a bike rally and a bunch of bikers got in a fight and there was just a fucking shootout wow bunch of people got shot i think at least one person died it was like pretty gnarly for a second they thought it was uh it was like an active shooter like someone just came to shoot it up but i think i think it ended up being like a bike biker fight yeah wow okay so hey can't wait to get to the bro that's what we get to look forward to i scared of you motherfucker dude it's gonna be so fun um we're already planning some stuff out it's gonna be a true throwdown very excited should we dress

like bikers just to fit in you know like sometimes oh yeah you know how they do like themes for like bachelor parties sometimes like should we all just be yeah what's our gang name though the divine how many people like the divine 20 divine angels or we just dress like assholes and see how quickly someone tries to start a fight with us like we all wear daisy dukes and like well that's how bikers dress we're shirts uh with like our nipples cut out or something so yeah well that happened at my bachelor party so much for your credit okay that's that's mine i'm trying to have your level of bachelor party i want someone to get arrested i want uh i want there to be like an almost fight situation people going missing yeah people going missing i want to i want to pick

someone up from the uh from the drunk tank the drunk tank exactly the drunk tank the county jail we'll get there we can do that i think that can happen although i i feel like we kind of we we kind of like grazed over the let's make vests thing right like divine ain't divine angels with like skull in the middle that's that's kind of died yeah like adam's face but it's a skull like that's sick winning uh winning duh um also i'm sitting at my parents kitchen table right now we this is a great place we could set up all of our microphones we can do a communal podcast we could play magic i think it'd be fun i think it'd be fun to have like whoever wants to tell a dumb story about me from back in the day can come and get on the mic and tell a tell a quick dumb

story yeah it might uh it might get real out of hand and i might have to like censor some some of these dumb stories three hour podcast we can regulate it you know okay that's enough okay okay which by the way dirz you say three hour podcast but some of these podcasts i'd be listened to are like four hours long mother fuckers this go go go oh some people won't shut the fuck up yeah i did Whitney Cummings podcast i was there for like three hours i was like wrap it up lady yeah can't i finish do they do they give you a bathroom breaks does she give you a bathroom break no but i gotta finish that that piss came out thick it was like an in my roby no bathroom breaks really whitney yeah honestly whitney give him bathroom breaks with it come on yeah it came out hot and

heavy that that stream was like yeah that's a lot the size of a quarter for you guys at home he just held up the diameter of a silver dollar a huge circle that is the hole just opened right up and just there's a little fire hose a little fire right when you pull it and to bust it open just dude the bar names here are hilarious there's big dicks halfway in there's the glory hole there's all kinds of fun these all are just gay bars yeah dude yeah they're not they're just the regular bars and sure i'm like the more insane the name is i think the more successful it is here so i want to right i want to start like a restaurant just call like come buck yeah yeah full penetration big cocks butt fuckers come on down to terry's and get a titty twister no uh the butts are

girls butts that you're fucking okay because it sounds gay they all sound kind of gay no they're definitely no they're not hey mung me when i'm dead flick is hitting it bro adam's like titty twister man it's like munging i don't know what mung me what does mung mean mung okay okay let me look it up here we go look it up chad's chorg factory google it and this is kind of fun because when did we all hear about munging for the first time well mung was high school i don't know munging i don't know okay munging guys buckle up but this is what and it is disturbing it is disturbing i don't know how i heard about this in what locker room yeah this is dark locker room talk gosh hide your hide your children hide your children hide your wives yeah if you're driving your kids to work

right now you might want to pause turn it down this is important please put headphones on your children hide your children because we're about to go into what i think munging might be in you guys can tell me if it's something else hit them with it it was you find a cadaver or a corpse right right freshly i think it's must be female or it could be male yeah it's a woman but somebody oh god this is just disturbing the recount yeah i can't believe you went there and this is your favorite thing to do is that what you're saying this is the name of the bar okay i'm scared of you motherfucker but it was right out the tip of the tongue so this is a thing that you like to do this is always in the back of my mind running around i said titty twister because i like to

twist titties that was kind of the first thing on my mind but yours is munging yours was a fun saturday night blakes is like a cry for help so it's got to be two people and one person an arrestable offense for sure okay go ahead it is it for sure it's got to be two people and one person puts their mouth on the genitalia of the corpse and the other person of the jumps woman female corpse yes jumps on the the stomach of the corpse and all the guts are supposed to shoot out of the orifice into the person's mouth that is munging and we're back i i do want to say it's super gross you you left out the detail that you have to leave the corpse out in the sun right a few days or something yes the detail i love derz is always in the weeds with this kind of thing he needs the

detail yes yes the devil's in the details the devil is in the details derz the non-christian me the encyclopedia of serial killers we uh we know all the details we know all the details here's my question who is the kid what is the personality type because you might think it'd be me or you might think it'd be Blake but like the people who come up with this stuff like we know it which is already like you're perpetrating but like to it be the guy who's like who told me actually there's a thing called munging and everyone goes well what is that because obviously it's not fucking real it's not real i mean is it not i don't know hey blake you're knocking out you're knocking on 40 no one's ever done that yeah man this is just one of those things

it started i bet someone i bet someone somewhere has done that throughout all of time because people are so fucking gross and so weird when it comes to sex but they didn't name it munging at that time it might have happened in like caveman maybe it happened yeah it was it was like during lance a lot time and they're like you're so cool it's a lot of time this is a king Arthur story we're talking about Excalibur and munging yeah he just pulled the sword out of the stone he's like i know the the first thing i'm gonna do uh after i'm knighted Percival grab that corpse as lance a lot cannonballs onto its stomach well actually they say that uh on the on the urban dictionary dot com they say that you have to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach

see this is what i'm talking about somebody's like this could be funnier like who are these people who were like doing it also says i gotta give the urban dictionary credit they also say the the way they weed it off is the one thing worse than genocide that's how well that's that's what the definition of munging is okay sure i disagree that's politically charged um oh sorry sorry don't get charged right now let's this is a charge free zone on this podcast okay at least there was a caveat here at least there was some kind of a precursor like cleveland steamer and like i'm sure i'm positive someone's chat across someone's chat oh no who was like positive bro that's a that's a thing that's a yes oh yeah that's a that's why i said positive that's why i said positive

thank you but i mean that's that's happening right now that's happening in several hotel rooms across america and the world too specific two specific rooms in itlana in downtown anyway room eight but to do it is one thing to name it the cleveland steamer who does that who names it the dirty san jess a comedian a comedian these are comedians i don't think it's a comedian no it's the guy there's always that one friend it's kadoos it's kadoos no kadoos has grace and style thank you that one friend in the group that like his shit is just the grossest shit right it's not necessarily they're not the funniest guy they're the grossest guy and that's what they find the funniest that's just their sensibility they think the the grosser it is the funniest it's a shock

it's a shock comic sure it's shock comic yeah it's the man cow in the morning of it's fucking and that's not what we are we're not we are not we're in the subtlety okay our comedy is so subtle yeah you're not that guy pal trust me look dude by the way that video that you're playing the not that guy that's like one of my favorite that's one of my favorite this guy thinks he's so have you guys seen that one i don't know i have not yeah i don't know yeah it's just like oh you guys is it new this kid it's fairly new is kid is filming this dude and he's like you're not that guy kid you're not that guy yeah and uh and he goes so wait you're that guy and he goes you bet your ass i am yeah he's like yeah i am what's the context what's the context i think he's

a trump or getting hassled for like uh like not wearing a mask and then like he starts snapping back like fucking like make me or whatever he's like you're not that guy because on his way out he's like go go uh vote for bite in yeah and he like kicks the door and shit it's it's pretty great it is very fun it's pretty politically charged so it's pretty charged yeah sounds charged so charged blake is charged dude oops winning kyle should we switch shirts or something or what well we have to have you can't have two blends together you got to have a color in a blend a color in a blend you know uh-huh yes look how iowa midwest i'm being right now this is a corn company this is a where you plant corn into the ground and this is okay hollywood we got it okay yeah we're still down

to earth i'm basically ashton kutcher okay wearing my trucker hacks on punk oh you're finally mesmerized by the cornfield the most beautiful thing your home state has to offer yeah i drove through it on the way here and which is like welcome to my house it's gorgeous oh i had the hardest time getting here so i i don't know if you saw my tweets i like snapped on on on oh yeah tell us about the saga you cry baby what happened oh fuck i saw that i'm like damn i never use twitter unless it's just a shit on uh companies that have wronged me um and i love it mm-hmm oh wrong deal yeah a burn twitter to the ground i fucking hate the thing but yeah so i only use it to shit on companies and for that it's pretty great uh dude i've been traveling all day i had to get up at like five o'clock in the

morning east coast time to go to work worked all day caught an afternoon flight flew to chicago was delayed jio did you jio didn't jio in the afternoon for light yeah but that car ride home through the night oh been there done that finally got in got in around 11 o'clock and then got get in to kansas city so you got to the airport at 11 p.m yeah gets to kansas city at 11 p.m we've called asked if the the rental car i was like i'm afraid it's gonna get closed down kansas city it's not like that huge of an airport right i'm like gotta make sure that there's rental cars there and they were like yes we make sure that uh we check the if flights are being delayed someone will always be there that's company policy great okay get there no one's there

no one's there and i can't get the rental car i'm pissed now and so i'm just like well i guess i'm gonna rent another car and i go to every other rental car place i go to budget i go to avis i go to national i go to uh enterprise and and there's lines and i stand in every line and i get to the front i'm like i need a rental car and they're like we're all sold out so sorry oh my god so i'm stuck yeah there's been a shortage recently i guess yeah so but they're like you should have made a reservation i'm like i did with hurts they should have been there and so then i'm the you can i have a gold membership for hurts right and with that you could just get in a car and drive away and they just charge you and so i go well okay maybe that's what i have and because i just have

the confirmation number i have no real information so i'm like okay and what are the keys like on the wheel or something did you steal a car so dude i tried i got in a jupy and jerikey and just took off and just shaking the wheel and get to the gate and this guy's like can i see your information i gave it to him he's like you can't take this i'm like but i'm i'm going to because i paid for a rental car and they're they're just not here so charge me whatever you have to charge me for but i'm gonna take this car he's like winning it's a whole car charge you a whole car he's like you're not you're not gonna take it and i'm like that gemstones not that righteous you're not that guy pal yeah it was like you're not that guy and so anyways you're not that guy pal trust me so i

ended up getting i'm walking out and there's like one rental car place that i didn't go to that doesn't even look like it's open alamo right and no it was called we got alamo fuck alamo oh my god leave him alone it's called pay less rental and i go to this woman she i'm like do you have any car she's like only Chevy equinoxes i'm like sure whatever you have not a Chevy equinox what is that look like what what's wrong with an equinox yeah what is it it's a mid-sized suv right it's fine it's absolutely fine it's also the name of a gem which is weird but i'm like oh my god so anyways i drove through the night and by the time i got home it was almost like it was like 3 30 almost 4 o'clock in the morning by the time i got back and it was like a full 4 a.m here is

5 a.m east coast time so it was like a full 24 hour day that i was up and i was just fucking exhausted so the whole time i'm just snapping at chloe hurts no i'm just snapping at hurts i'm just saying i'm just like saying like a fucking thing crazy shit i'm i'm basically putting all my dad's cancer on herds and saying that they're murdering my father why it's really you i know yeah no those tweets were really brutal dude you fucking cross you you put that you what about it that you put them together all right well i was saying i'm going to visit my father and the fact that i can't go see him is on you you lied to me and said that you were going to be there right i see that and that i'm saying his cancer is on your hands his his cancer blood is on your

hands wow oh my god yeah man and it worked they paid for my car so it worked nice did they make you delete the tweets did they hit did they hit you up and say delete the tweet no no no no no tweets live forever tweets live forever adam can i ask you a question oops winning let's say like you called oops and they go yeah for sure let's say mike is going to be working late he'll be here yeah what is what and mike clearly took off for some reason right yeah what's the one scenario where you go all right mike i'll let you go for that reason like if mike was like yo mike's dad has cancer yeah what if mike's dad i can i'm thinking of a little thing more funny but like girl of his dreams like oh sorry uh my boyfriend was a dick i need you to pick me up

i'm by myself make this right like what is the scenario where you're like all right mike i'll let it slide none there's none uh no no somebody would have to like be in true trouble like if like his girlfriend calls him up and she's like i'm currently getting roofied and you have to save my life uh then yeah okay then go save her life just like to go that's very detailed currently getting roofied i don't know so like you would have to be something that that is like yeah how does that work she's like i don't know that that to me i would be like oh yeah go get your girl how about like just rabbit dogs okay a rabbit dog right i'm currently being roofied is like i'm gonna fall under the roofies spell in like 20 minutes you need to be here yes oh are we back

to this yeah that's the movie yeah i'm like i'm falling asleep uh please come get me and and then and then i'm like oh shit go get your girl dude don't let that happen i'm living in a nightmare is this the movie then it's about a guy who works at herz right yeah herz don't let's go his boss is like here's the deal adam divine is coming into town you have to stay here tonight until his car gets here and then he gets a call and he's known for sending out nasty tweets and we can't have that as a company he's no we we can't be uh under his blade right and then he gets a call from the girl of his dreams who's like hey i was just roofied i have 45 minutes 40 minutes 40 minutes before i fall on this bell yeah and then like he's gotta wait for you or not or i feel like you as the

character in the movie playing yourself you know a heightened fun version yeah uh you go on the journey with him total maniac and then they circle back to your dad who has cancer wow the drama probably i don't know if he makes it in the movie first steaks in the movie yes first steaks first talking about dramatic purposes yeah he's talking for the movie yes i did i i do understand that yeah um thank you dirt yeah or something there's gotta be some kind of turn right but i don't know if that's at the very end or if it's at the midpoint yeah i don't know if that's uh i don't know if that's uh what was it like a time to come but it's it's close it's close it's kissing it it's kissing it i feel like a time to come is is better i'm just gonna say it not everything's

a winner right see you got to walk down these paths but you got a pitch you got a pitch yeah you got to walk down these paths to see when if it works hit me with a my dad's uh that shit's important you lose oh oh you want the dentistry yeah that shit's important oh so good what a great drop so gravelly turtle what was that turtle so and i went over to the guys at budget and they they like they knew me and they were like shit dude so sorry we can't all the they're all reserved we can't give you and i totally understand that i'm like yeah don't give me someone else's car but if there is a car there that you're just that you keep a certain amount of cars there just in case right give me one of them but they were like no we can't did somebody offer their own car adam

take mine bro those guys at budget were like dude here take my car i'll come get it tomorrow and i'm like if i was in kansas city i would have taken him up on that i would have been like yeah if i'm only going to be 20 minutes away but i'm driving three hours well no if you were in kansas city yeah for sure i would have just gotten a cab but i'm with you i'm with you i knew what you're saying i know what you're saying did you check what it would be like if you could get an uber all the way there yeah uh i did but i was like i don't want to it's like a windy road i'm like i don't want to be in the back you have to wear uber is still like you have to wear masks in the car you don't wear cpo like i don't have to wear a mask in the fucking car the this whole time

la's going back into it right like we gotta wear masks inside yeah that's what that's what they say i've been to la in six months but yeah i think it's back yeah mask inside or masks always or something i don't know i mean they shouldn't know i don't know why they like thought they could get away from it like hey there's a thing called delta but let's let's try this no masks inside thing for a little bit yeah i'll piss down something that it's 100 of hospitalizations are people that didn't get the vaccine 100 in la hospitalizations 99 99 so i saw but yeah that's okay we can all we can all round up sure yeah we can yeah so i'm like if you choose not to get the vaccine that's on you dog you deserve to die right yeah no you don't deserve to die but like like for sure get

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that it's not as severe of a illness right you won't go to the hospital you're knocking it back yeah but it's still it's still like 96 percent or something that you can't get sick right isn't that right like well it's your you can carry it and pass it and then you yeah you're if you have the vaccine you're knocking it back if you get it like you're it's not going to be full force fully fledged unless you got the johnson and johnson which one did you get kyle oh my god wait where did you wait what are we both j and j boys are we j and j and you got no clots no clots no no clots no roger roger clots you guys are gonna be all clotted up i got that good shit yeah but y'all had to go back two times i'm gonna go one time that was so hard having to drive to a place twice

oh my god that's that was honestly the choice for me was like how many times one i'll do the one you're like one is like 60 percent it works 60 percent of the time another one's 97 percent of the time but i have to drive twice i didn't hear anything like that i didn't hear anything like that for the j and j 60 percent yeah j and j it said yeah it's j and j is like the it's just garbage dude you're gonna get covid the fuck bro get out of here you're gonna get covid i think the first shot of fizer is equal to the one shot of johnson and johnson and then the second shot like ups it more okay kind of like seals the deal for sure the cbc is gonna have to it's gonna make us put like a disclaimer on this podcast like we're just spreading fucking garbage misinformation i'm still

gonna send it they should know that we're essentially like uh you gave a bunch of microphones to kids at a nursery and that's the repeat shit that they think their parents said right you know that's it that's our podcast hey that headline that i saw that was 100 that was just a uh somebody's story that was someone's story that they posted some article that i didn't do any cross-reference no none of my own uh research no i saw someone's story and was like and that's a fact and i'm talking about it on the pod right but remember when i checked you i checked you and i said hey it's 99 but guess what who cares it's a hundred yeah yeah might as well be a million and i feel like we've given the disclaimer but this is a politically charged podcast so get ready for some opinions

dude that's the thing me and you guys we're all hot button issue guys we're giving the running we box it out politically baby this is basically some crossfire shit is fucking welcome to our situation room move over wolf i'm tucker calls in yeah you are you are yeah you are moving on you are you are that's tight it's crazy we do record for four hours and then we have to cut out all that super uh polychar stuff out yeah that's because this is our is just too much what is polychar polychar dude oh politically he's joking that's what we say we say that all the time on the stuff we cut out oh for sure yeah it's gonna be our merch sorry so polychar but you know what we do uh we're obviously very polychar but you know we should also do throw in some jesus stuff so this

merch can really sell yeah jesus and polychar i'm polycharred for jesus is polychar or should just be polychar i like polychar i think is great yeah it's kind of like polyshore but you're saying polychar yeah we're the week is uh in seno ma'am stay polycharred with one set of footprints in the sand thank you adam merch mind i got the merch mind of the group yeah merch i like it durz did you get your bike yet the from i'm just thinking when i got my vaccine was the day we went for a huge mountain bike to have you got a bike for specialized specialized where you at dog i need that bike i think about it at least once a week where i'm like man i'd love to take my children for bike rides but i guess not uh i think specialized kind of took you guys on on a walk yeah on a ride took us on a

ride for sure you got to get on twitter bro yeah they took us on a ride where they were like hey we're gonna give you a free bike come on this wear jeans come on this long bike ride and uh hey get the second vaccine shot make sure to wear jeans come on this bike ride just gonna give you a bike and then they don't give you a bike they fucking punk your ass oh sir i don't like yeah durz get get to twitter start fucking just slaughtering specialized right on a public forum i got a helmet and some gear they didn't wrong you in the way you guys weren't well you were a little inconvenience you know what fuck them let's take them to task hurts don't it yeah there we go um nobody hurts points i guess you can have that i didn't love it i feel like that would be a time when

first part of it would say no point yeah that's a brutal last thing is that the hurts donut thing is like basically you go up to someone you're like hey man you want to hurts donut and you're like no and then you fucking punch them and you say that was already fucked up the joke bro you say you want a donut and then you punch them and you say what did i say hurts donut you said you want to hurts donate and then you punch them and you say no no kyle you got it right no you want to hurts donut yeah you want to hurt so much i want to hurt no you say sorry you want to you want to donut and they said sure and then you punch them and say her no no actually no no proper answer is what's our heart Corona i think that's what you want what is that on your face is that egg on

your face is that some yoke on your face looks like yoke hey i went out on a limb on that one And you know what? I'm alright. I'm alright. I'll take the L. I'll take the L. No, no, no. That branch broke, dude, and you fell, you fell to the earth on that one. So what you hope somebody has is you say you want a Hertz donut and then they say what's a Hertz donut? And then you say boom, Hertz donut. Ah! Yeah. Egg on your face, dude. Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! Wait, is that what you did to your mom?

Oh boy. What, when I punched her when she was combing lice? Oh boy. Oh boy. Bro, we're so charged. There's poly charge. My mom did let me know that I felt horrible when that happened. Like it was a reaction and she was like, you know, you like cried because you punched me. Okay, that's really beautiful.

And I was like, okay, cool, good. So you were saying that you, not only are you an abuser, but you're also a bitch. Is that what you're trying to... No, no. What? No, dude. What? No, Adam, I'm saying I'm emotional. I'm saying I have feelings. It sounds like you're out of control. Physically and emotionally. It sounds like you're out of control. You're one of those guys that like... It's a manipulation tactic.

Beats women and then comes and is like, I'm so sorry, love me still. And they're like, and they have to take you back. Yikes. Okay. I'm going to go ahead and send this part of the podcast to my therapist before Monday. Todd, if I can get this clip just before Monday morning, that'd be great. Yeah. Hey, you're like, I think I just had a breakthrough. Adam, the one that prides himself on never going to therapy. I'm fixed.

Pin pointed some shit for me. Just really dug deep. Hey, Doc, I'm fixed. I figured it out. I'm an asshole. Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Turns out I can talk to my friends. Yep. And that's what this is about, isn't it, guys?

Yeah, we look inward to each other. We really do. This is our brotherhood. This is our youth group. Kyle just had an emotional munging. Yes, I did. We just jumped on your belly. Yes, points! I learned a lot this podcast. I did not know munging, and I feel like the mung club that we start here at Lake of the Ozarks,

maybe that's the... Mung of the Month? Yeah, Mung of the Month. What defines mung angels? Oh, defines mung angels. Oh my God, they've got guts. Yeah, we all wear... No, see, I don't want to do that because then I don't want to explain that.

Like, we go out to the bars, we're all wearing these... People know it, Adam. You're the only person who doesn't know it. Everybody knows it. No! No, people don't know it. You could also say that it's a mung bean. You could say, it's just we love mung beans. But also, like, mung, that's like a Vietnamese, right?

Like, we don't want to confuse that either, right? Yeah, maybe. And if that gets confused, guess what that is? Pretty polycharged. Yep, gonna... We're off that. Exit stage left on that one. Yeah, we're off that, I think. Polychar.

And also, I would like to start off, take backs and apologies. Let's go. Hurts. I would like to say, hey, honestly, they paid for the rental car that it did end up getting, which by the way, this rental car, they didn't check. You know, normally they walk around and look at it to see if there's any dings and dents. She didn't do that. There's so many dings and dents on this fucking Chevy.

Get it out there on this public floor. Yeah, I'm like, I didn't do it. I haven't even driven it. I only drove it here and then... For two hours. Yeah, that's a big drive. Yeah, for three hours. That's pretty good.

But then, for a week, I'm not driving it. This is what we're dealing with, guys. So there's all kinds of dings and dents. I hope I don't get charged for that, regardless. That's life. Thank you. I would like to apologize for Hurts for going that hard at them, but if I didn't, they wouldn't have paid for my rental car.

Of course not. It hurts. It hurts, don't it? It hurts, don't it? Oh, that's pretty good. Which leads to my apology, Kyle. I'm so sorry that I tried to step in and say you were wrong. I was right, but most of the time, Kyle is right when he says something.

He doesn't, you know... No. Speak. Well, that's not... I will take that as a thank you. I guess that's a thank you. I'm going to say thank you to you. Yeah, you will take that.

Well, fuck you, Kyle! He'd like to take that as a thank you. I'd like to take that as a thank you. And we have added thank yous. Hey, guys, by the way, I wasn't done yet. You just took... I was still on... I'm not going to sit back and listen to you trash Hurts anymore, okay?

No, I was done, I was off. Can I finish? I'm trying to apologize to you guys. Can I finish? I'm trying to apologize to you guys. Will you shut the fuck up and let me apologize to you guys? Shut the fuck up! Will you please be quiet?

Yeah, go ahead, bro. A few episodes ago, I said... The internet told me that it was a pug collar on Men in Black. And it wasn't. Everyone was like... I got a few things being like it was a pug collar, not a cat collar. The guys were wrong. And I was like, oh shit.

And then I came at you and you guys... We didn't understand it. You were like, okay, I thought I remembered a cat. It was a cat. And now the internet came back at me and like the guys were right. It was a cat. Because the pug was an alien, right? The pug was something else.

Yeah, evidently. So it was a cat collar at Men in Black where like he was wearing like a little amulet or something around his neck and the whole universe is in his... Adam, thank you so much. Here's the thing, Adam. Watch the movie. Just go watch Men in Black. God damn, man.

Take an hour and 40 minutes out of your day and watch the best movie ever made possibly. Just the two of us. Watch it with your pops. Come on. It's so sick. I saw it with my dad and I loved it. And he loved it too. It was awesome.

That shit's important. Yeah, guys, I think I'm going to be too busy jet skiing and going fishing with my father. And we're not going to sit in the basement watching Men in Black. You're not going to be tired. You're not going to be tired for an hour and 45 after doing that shit. Come on, player. Not me. I'm going to propose an event for your bachelor party is we do take a one hour, 40 minute

break to like shotgun beers and watch Men in Black together as a friendship family. Well, here's what we could do. Men in Black. I mean, I will press play. I will be the one pressing play and hooking up the tech. Thank you. I guess that'd be cool. Here's what we can do.

Men in Black. Men in Black can be on the entire bachelor party. We could just run it. I will be the one that keeps it going. Just on loop. So if you come in the house, you can always sit down and catch 20 minutes of it. Yeah. And then go about the rest of it.

Hey, here's the thing. The whole bachelor party is Men in Black theme. We wear suits. We wear sunglasses. Dude. We go everywhere. Dress is Men in Black. You just take the first letter of your name and that is your name for the weekend.

I am agent B. Okay. Agent A. Should we say that for the entire wedding? No. Let's do the bachelor party Men in Black. I've been quiet on the thread. I feel like this is how I'm going to wake it up.

I'm going to be like, guys, I'm quiet on the thread. I have noticed that you have not responded to anything. My dad asked me if you're coming the other day because he's really excited to smoke weed with you. And I didn't know how to respond to that. So are you coming to the bachelor party? Fuck yeah. I'm coming to the bachelor party.

All right. I'm going to be there. People are coming out. I feel like some people are like, I'm going to be an early bird on Thursday. I'm going Tuesday, motherfucker. Damn son. Damn son. Where'd you find this?

That's real, man. I'm like, hey, I would love that. I'll be there. Is that real? I think I'm going to cruise out early just to have some chill, like hang out time and then, you know, stay late to have some chill, hang out time. Were you invited? Yeah.

I'm on the thread. I'm on the thread, Anders. Do you know that they don't have plans? I'm pissed out. You're more than welcome to come. You guys are more than welcome to come as early as you would like. Wow. Let's make it a bachelor party week for all I care.

Well, no. I can be, I can go to Harry's hard cocks or whatever and just be like, oh my God, what's up? I was just doing some writing down the street. How's it going? Let's hang. Oh my God. You know?

Oh my God. Yeah, I'm just going to, I do, I want you to go a week early and just kind of be around town. Yeah. Yeah. And then being like, do you want to combine? You're like, no, no. I'm kind of doing my own thing.

I'll be there. I'll be there Thursday. I got to be right up the street. Y'all could come over to my house if you want. Like settling in. There's a really good pizza place down the street. You're like Ernest Hemingway. You're going to start writing your novel at Marty Mung's.

Oh boy. The Mung Dog. There is a Marty's place or there's some bar that is like Ozarks related here. I can't wait. Of course. Yeah. How'd they get the rights to that? Or is it like, you know?

It's just, it's just off enough that they were able to do it, I think. Right. Like all the waitresses wear like curly blonde wigs. I wish. Yeah, right. You're definitely going to it. That's right on the strip that there was an active shooter last night. Oh awesome.

We've got to go there. Yeah. We have to check that out. Hopefully there's not a biker gang that night. They're not going to mess with the men in black. Trust me. No. No, no, no.

They're not messing with agent K and agent A and agent B and also agent A. We need to somehow fabricate the prop of the flashy thingy. So we could keep people. Just a space pen. It could just be a silver dildo. So we could keep flashy thingy each other. Yeah Blake. It could be.

Take that. You won't remember this. Yeah. Any other takebacks? Apologies or whatever. My God. Yeah. Let me apologize for pushing the podcast all the way to Friday morning and I'm still

dragging ass. But thank you guys for being so flexible. Yeah. And I'll take this time to say a thank you to Durs for apologizing. So yeah. I would like to take that as a thank you. And I don't want to apologize. I don't jump in those email, email chains and text chains.

They get silenced so quickly on my phone. I get to thread. Hey. It's my text chain. Right. It's my bachelor party. You notice I'm not really jumping in that often either just because it's a lot. Yeah.

But you're kind of the you're like the guy. You don't got to worry. This is all happening behind you. But I think Adam you remember when we were in second city together and I sent out an email to everybody and I was like don't reply all to me. Do you remember this? Yeah. Durs is always.

Yeah. He's always the one and people were like I can't believe he did that. I went to class and got like shit from everybody's like so Mr. We don't like your reply alls and I go I just don't want them. What's great about this is like that's for sure like a thing that a 40 year old man would do after had been in the business world or whatever for a long time and you're just like hey I'm already business world. I'm too.

I'm too busy. I'm too busy. I had to do handle all these. Yeah. Durs was like 20 years old and was like 23, 24. Yeah. He's like 23 years old and he's like look guys I've got too much on my plate right now.

I do not reply all when you have like a I mean I guess I must have just gotten what a fucking I don't know. It was either on my laptop or on my first Blackberry but you just blowing up with these like half jokes and then these like add on half jokes like two seconds later you're like guys aren't you busy doing anything else than like to each other. No they're not. They're not. And that's and that's how we got politically charged from the gym.

Durs always keeps us charged. Thank you. I would like to thank Durs for that. Hey you're welcome. No take backs on that. All right. And that was another episode of Agent K signing off. The Agent K signing off is important.

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