This Is Important - Ep 49: The Guys Discuss Their Favorite Celebs K-Fed, Chet Hanks, & Super Dave Osborne

Episode Date: August 10, 2021

Today, this is what's important:The Free Britney movement, Chet Hanks, Hilaria Balwin's accent, Super Dave Osborne, shows from the 80s, AIDS misinformation, family dinner time, crying, after school sp...ecials, and more. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered
Starting point is 00:00:47 a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart radio, the show where we talk about what's
Starting point is 00:01:41 obviously most critically, crucially important. Today on This Is Important, when was the last time you guys really pulled up and watched Philadelphia? Watching porno like underneath the table at the dinner table. The difference between us? You could start at the penis. Let's roll some loud, and let's smoke this, and let's talk for a little bit. And here we go. I love starting with a very loud po-po-zow to kick it off. Po-po-zow! So loud, dude. Yeah, it is. It is. It's deafening. What is he doing now? I know we play that. Where is he on the whole Britney thing?
Starting point is 00:02:34 Has he tweeted about it? Oh, yeah, right. What's the deal? What's KFed's stance? What if KFed was the secret puppet master behind the whole thing? I mean, that's possible. I don't even know the story. I just thought that might be provocative. He was the choreographer of it, if you will. I know. Whoa, okay. Out the gate. I wasn't ready. Oh, wait. We got something in the chat from Anna, producer Anna. So you know that it's good. Kevin Federline wants Britney Spears to be, healthy and happy, says his lawyer. The kids love their mother. Do they have kids together?
Starting point is 00:03:15 Yes. That's her baby daddy. I didn't know that was his kid. Yeah, okay. So are the kids with Britney like in this insane asylum or she's not an insane asylum, right? She's like in a mansion. She's not an insane asylum. No, no, no. They have two sons. Oh, they have shared custody. Okay. They have shared custody. Dude, Kyle, as my friend who is Kevin Federline, you got to tap in with this story. Free Britney, man. It's really interesting. And what do you mean by he's Kevin Federline? Yeah, Blake. What the fuck does that mean? He used to wear his hat, cock to the side,
Starting point is 00:03:48 very large pants. He dressed exactly like KFed in high school. He worshiped KFed. I didn't worship KFed, okay? It wasn't even high school. He was one. He was like 22, 23. It was like that lasted a long time for Kyle. Yes. Where like his hat was always right here. Right. But that was a majority of people, right? That was a majority of like guys our age was tiltin' it. Uh-huh. Oh, a majority of people were doing this. Yes. Yes. Michael Phelps was doing it. We all know that. I would also say probably Michael Phelps and Kyle would get along very well.
Starting point is 00:04:23 Oh, for sure. Same wings, man. Yeah. Bro, yeah. You see how many pancakes that dude eats in the morning? I haven't. I get along the same guy. We get along, dude. Pupple sack. Same guy. You're all sons of KFed. You're all sons of KFed. Just that's where it starts. So, Blake, break it down just because I don't read. I kind of, I watched part of the documentary and then I kind of got bored and didn't finish watching. What is, because I was just traveling a week ago and I saw like multiple women on this flight were wearing free Brittany shirts.
Starting point is 00:05:00 And I'm like, is there a rally? Like what is happening? Why are people so invested? It was like a fucking thing. Like her dad is like her conservator, right? Or something like that. So, he has control over her money and has control over what she does. I thought you didn't know anything and then you're breaking it all down? Well, now it's coming out. No, I know a little bit about it. I'm pretty sure and I guess I'm just checking. I'm seeing if this is sound. Yeah, so far it's all good. You could say anything to me and I'd go, wow.
Starting point is 00:05:29 So, they say that she's like, she was crazy. She went to the mental asylum and all that stuff. And like she was unfit to be a mother and unfit to hold her own money, but she was still fit enough to go and perform all these shows and make the money for her father, Jamie Spears, who's the conservator. Yes. It's like the thing like he's the conservator, but like as a conservator, he needs to live in a dope house and drive dope cars and wear dope clothes and eat dope food. I think that's the hypocrisy that's going on. I'm pretty sure that's what it is. Yeah, that's the thing where it's like, he's like, as the conservator,
Starting point is 00:06:07 I need to eat fucking delicious filet mignons and spago. Yeah, gotta go to spago. He's just in control of the planet. Yes, and I think what's like. But how, how is he supposed to live? I mean, what's the, I'm not saying what he's doing is correct. Wait a minute. I'm not saying what he's doing is correct, but like what is the limit? What's he supposed to be doing? Is he supposed to be driving Corollas? Well, you're not supposed to backstab your own daughter. Shout out to Toyota. You're not supposed to backstab your own daughter and hijack her money in front of her face and make it impossible to reverse. That's not what I just said. That's not what I said. That's not
Starting point is 00:06:38 what I said. But what did you say though? If we're criticizing how he's living as far as how he's spending the money, that's not why we're criticizing it. But that's what Adam just said. Adam, fuck you, Adam. Adam said, don't free Britain. You said, chain Britain. I lost it. Yeah, you said chain Britain. Adam, remember when you said chain Brittany, I'm with dad. I might have said that. Yeah, no, I might have said that. Yeah, evidently, Anna saying he apparently now lives in a trailer in a field, which is odd. I mean, okay, we take everything Anna says as true, but this could be hearsay. Right. She's like, they'll say anything. Anna is speaking facts. The New York Times reported last week that Jamie, evidently, Jamie's Brittany's dad, also solid name,
Starting point is 00:07:22 who sold Brittany's nearby childhood home for $275,000 in February, lives in an RV that he parks outside the storage facility, which houses various memorabilia from his daughter's career. So this guy's a psychopath. No, that doesn't sound like he's, he's making a ton of dough off the start. Well, he's not doing better. Yeah, like, so is Brittany really mean to her dad? Yeah, I think that's what we're getting here. Thank you, Anna. I think Anna is specifically saying that Brittany is in the wrong. So maybe free Brittany's dad. Right. If he didn't have to take care of his crazy daughter all the time, maybe he could get a job to where he doesn't have to live outside of a storage facility in a car. Yeah, why did she stick them in a,
Starting point is 00:08:06 in a planet Hollywood trailer? Come on, man. And wait, are we saying that like, if, are we saying that if you can dance and lip sync a concert every night that you're a sound person or like that you are able to be a parent, like that's the thing. It's like, well, she's out there dancing. Well, yeah, I guess that's kind of the argument, right? I guess that's the question. A conservatorship. It's a little whack because it's just like, well, just let her fucking be crazy and spend her like no one fucking locked up Michael Jackson. That guy was a fucking lunatic licking little boys buttholes. Like she's not doing anything wrong. She just she just shaved her head eight of like 10 years ago. You know what I mean? Like, which is like the move. You got to do that.
Starting point is 00:08:47 If that's the way to be like, fuck you, I'm not going to do like your commercials or whatever. I'm going to shave my head and you're not going to want me anywhere. And we didn't. Yeah, I'm going to do that. Yeah, I'm just like, well, just let her be crazy. And she made she earned all this money. Let her blow it. Have her build a fucking Ferris wheel in her backyard like Michael Jackson, like let her do the crazy shit. That's what people want to see. Right. We don't want to see her locked up. Let her be crazy. Let her be crazy. I want to let her live. I want to see the kooky fucking things she will buy with her insane amount of money. You know? Right. Adam, do you follow Britney Spears on Instagram because it is a great follow?
Starting point is 00:09:23 She is awesome. I don't. Right. It kind of made me sad. I looked at it once and I was like, it kind of looks like she's always crying. Like every post she has is just like her dancing. But then it looks like she's just got done, like just got done crying. Like it's always like, I just got done crying my eyes out. And now I'm going to do a little TikTok dance in my kitchen. And you're just like, well, maybe do this when you're in the pain away. That's all she knows, dude. That's all she knows. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah. That's all she knows. I don't know. When she held up that big snake, I was like, we're in trouble. This is trouble. Oh, I'm a slave. Best song. Apparently the dad has a drinking problem and Kevin Federline filed a restraining
Starting point is 00:10:06 order against him so he can't see their children. Go K-Fed cause of some shady incident with him and one of the kids. There was a shady incident apparently. It's just one of those days. Good job. Allegedly. That makes me so happy that K-Fed's a good dad. Nobody mentioned shady incident. So I'm pumped. Everything is fucked. Is it great? I mean, again, I don't know anything about this, but isn't it crazy that like K-Fed could come out on top as like the good guy? The guy. That's what I'm saying. That's tight. K-Fed is a good father. We know absolutely nothing about this, but Kevin Federline is the greatest dad in the history of dads. He's such a great dad. I once again, I don't know anything about this, but he is. I would love to give K-Fed his flowers.
Starting point is 00:10:48 Let's give K-Fed his flowers. Does he have a book on how to raise children? I think he's got a, hopefully he has a Netflix show coming out. That would be amazing. I hope fatherhood with K-Fed. Right. I hope his children, when they do something good, they just scream, Popo Sal! Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. I'll have the Popo Sal on deck from now on. Popo Sal! Now was that Kevin Federline screaming Popo Sal, or is that like for sure? It's weird that he does it with an accent. By the way, our podcast has talked about the Popo Sal more than any other podcast in the world. I guarantee it. Well, guess what? The community asked for it and we're bringing it. The community wants this. Popo Sal! It's still a great track.
Starting point is 00:11:33 It does it bumps. Yes, but like Adam said, is that him shouting it? Yes. Oh yeah. And why did he use an accent? Yeah. Why did he put a little like Popo Sal? Well, because it's like a Brazilian word and he's appropriating culture. I guess, yeah. He's appropriating culture. Or just pronouncing it properly. That's right. But is he? Are you appropriating it if you're just trying to do their accent so that you sound like Nathan? No, you're not. You're just trying to pronounce it properly. That's not appropriating. That's pronunciating. That's exactly right. And that's how we all have to be at my wedding in Mexico. We all have to put on fun Mexican accents on everything that we say. And it's important. Cease in y'all. Cease in y'all. We have to do that.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Yeah. I'm going to Chet Hanks. I'm going to roll all my arms. I'm going to Chet Hanks the fuck out of that. And it's not appropriating. Are we giving him his flowers? Chet? Chet? Oh, I love Chet Hanks. He's so tight. Oh yeah. What is this Chets? What's going on with Chet? I saw something about this. What's going on? No, nothing. He's just, no. Nothing's really going on anymore. Well, quit acting like you don't know what's going on about it. And then you download us on the exact details. What? Yeah. What was happening? Oh, I might have heard something about it. What I heard was, and then you tell us exactly. Chet Hanks is just, Chet Hanks, he's just a problem child, right? He's like, he's out there poking it. What's the problem? What's your problem? He's a solution
Starting point is 00:12:56 child. He's okay. I don't know. I thought he was getting heat for something. Hold up. No, dude. Chet Hanks is the king of the white boys, man. I'm just stirring the pot. Well, he did claim it's going to be a white boy summer. And at the time it did feel a little weird and sensitive, like a weird thing. But here's what I love about Chet is he kept being himself. He never like, he doesn't come off as false to me. He's just being Chet. And I think people respect it. Chet being Chet. What's your definition of false? Like, it didn't seem like he was coming with like a weird motive. Like it just feels like he's just being him. Like, you want to be mad. He's having fun. He's having a good time. He's doing like
Starting point is 00:13:41 shit. What is it called? Jamaican accent. Yeah, but what's it called? It's called like I don't know the word. Patois? Yeah, yeah. Like he's doing that. And obviously you're not that. You're not that guy, pal. Right. But it doesn't feel false to me. It feels authentic. I think it comes from a real place. Yeah. Here's why Chet rocks. I mean, he's for sure. His dad. His dad knows. Yo, the title of this episode, why Chet hangs rocks. It's, yeah, Blake is absolutely right. I feel like he was just that kid in high school. Like his whole life, he was just like, I'm the hip hop guy. And it doesn't feel like in Brent in Brentwood or whatever. Sure. Right. And that kid is hilarious, has always been hilarious.
Starting point is 00:14:28 You just kind of know that kid. He doesn't feel like the kid that like one year he was emo, the next year he was deep in hip hop, the next year he was into like alternative rock. He like got deep into spoon or some shit. Bro. Maybe tool. Maybe even tool. You know what I mean? Like he's not taking big swings. I feel like he took one swing when he was in like the fifth grade and he's like, I'm going to get some diamond earrings and I'm going to be deep into hip hop. And he's just been that forever. Well, I also do think he has a past that like he had some addiction problems. I think he came out of that. And then this is the form of him that is. He's hooked on accents. Yeah. He's addicted to doing accents. That's tight. Everybody's got a vice.
Starting point is 00:15:14 Or maybe he's reinvented himself and like he didn't want to be the guy that he was and this is his new thing. Like how, what was it? Like Alec Baldwin's wife had like a fake accent. Oh, her shit was crazy though. What? I mean, I don't want to get into this because who fucking cares? No, I do. Because it's old news. We're like the last people to talk about it. Oh, yeah. This is very topical. But it's so funny, dude. It's so funny. Are you going to do it? Go ahead. I don't really know the details, details, but apparently his wife grew up in like New Jersey or something. But had like spent time in Portugal or some shit. So she speaks with this. And then so she adopted this accent and everyone she went to high school with is like, what? Yeah. But she's always like,
Starting point is 00:15:57 how you say t-shirt? No, she was on, she was on like the today show or something. She was on like, it was like an early morning talk show. Yeah. And she goes, she's talking like this. And for sure, there's other interviews where she doesn't talk like this at all. She's just talks so normal. Yeah, she's from Massachusetts and pretended to be from Spain. Oh, and she pretended to not know how to say cucumber on a morning show. She goes, how do you say, how do you say cucumber? And how do you say is so fucking funny? Like, bitch, you're from Massachusetts. You know how to say cucumber. Wow, the B word. You know what though, it's also just like sad. Yeah, fuck her. Like, bitch, part of me is like, don't do that. The other part of me is like, it's kind of funny. It's so
Starting point is 00:16:47 sad that she's like, I just, I found this thing. It kind of made me feel like I had something unique or different that like people noticed. Allow me to defend her. Allow me to defend her a little bit. Anytime I go to like Canada, I do find myself speaking more like a Canadian person. I will absorb. This is different. This is different. No, I mean, there's a certain amount. Don't go off, King. Do not go off, King. King. Do not go off. There's a certain amount of you pick up on whatever. Sure. Vocalizations and stuff. I would never forget how to say cucumber. Yeah, you wouldn't say, you wouldn't then go on a morning show. Yeah. And suddenly you talk like this. And you say, well, how do you say, how do you say cucumber? What's this all about?
Starting point is 00:17:37 I mean, well, that'd be funny though. What's this all about? We have the best podcast. We're talking about news from like so long ago. And we're talking about Kfed. That's not like, this is so over. It's way over. Like I know people are all about getting the first clicks on stuff. Like you got to get the headline out there. Like we're the last click. We're the last. We're the fourth wave. Yeah, like to trudge up old news. This is what our community likes. They'd like to go like, Oh, shit, I kind of remember that. No one. Right. Like when we're talking about Caduce, no one knew what the fuck that was. I still don't know who the fuck Caduce is. What was the show you just brought up last episode? Dobie Gillis. Yeah, you know it like
Starting point is 00:18:20 that. I still don't know that show. What was the other one? Oh, the Patty Duke show was also one. You guys know Patty Duke show? No, dude. No. With like the twins? No. No, dude. Also, you don't know Patty Duke. I know Patty Duke. Thank you. Kyle, you don't know fucking Patty Duke. I mean, I remember the title. What's going on with your voice right now, dude? You just turned into Jeff Gardner. Yeah, what's going on over there? This is important. Larry. Larry, we're going with Cheryl. Oh, no, that was not. Oh, that was Funk Houser, dude. Yeah, that was Funk Houser. Larry. Yeah. Kyle needs a scan or some shit. His voice is actually scaring the shit out of me. No, I'm back. I'm back. I'm just up here in the hold up. Are you making fun of his dad's cancer situation? Yeah,
Starting point is 00:19:02 are you making fun of my dad having cancer? No, no, no. Hey, because that's funny. Okay, cool. Then yes, yes, yes, of course. That shit's important. We're on the tightrope of comedy, and I like it. Good stuff. That shit's important. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University, and I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities. Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or can we
Starting point is 00:19:52 create new senses for humans? Or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I scrolled down, and that's when I saw a hidden folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see?
Starting point is 00:20:49 I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark, she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I got to get out of the house. He's going to find out that I've seen this, he's going to come kill me. Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young Black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. It took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was responsible. I will admit the others when you catch me, if you can. Signed freeway fan. This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably
Starting point is 00:21:46 either dragged out of the car or thrown out of the car. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother. That guy is, he's out of sync with even the worst people. I thought that they would catch him. I thought it was just a matter of time. Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Can we talk about Super Dave Osborn? Sure, if you want to. Yes, we can. Also known as Bob, Bob Einstein. And his brother, Albert Einstein. Yeah. Also known as Albert Brooks. Blake and I went to Super Dave's house. We did.
Starting point is 00:22:38 Yeah. I remember the story. So we were like, yo, why don't we go to Super Dave and see if we can make Blake be the torch bearer of the Super Dave franchise and be the son of Super Dave. Great idea. Super David, Super David Jr. Super David Jr. Give me a hell yeah. That's great. That's the right amount of dumb that I love. Super David Jr. So it would be essentially like the same tone, same everything, but more like ex-gamey because of Blake's hair and general vibe. Yeah, and energy drinks. The walking Mountain Dew can kickstart. That is Blake Anderson. And we had this whole pitch and first of all, super nice fucking guy. Super Dave is super nice. Super nice. Yeah, super nice Osborn.
Starting point is 00:23:26 We had a whole pitch where it was going to be like he was in the pilot and he was on his death bed and like, because they were like, he doesn't want to do much and we're like, great, we'll put him on his death bed. And ironically, he died later, but RIP. RIP. So then the whole pilot is like, Blake doesn't want to take the torch and finally he takes it. But then his dad selfishly is like, welcome to the death bed. And it turns out the death bed is actually like a contraption that like throws him, right? And that's why it's called the death bed. Yeah, like a super six stun. Right. And so we kind of had this, this like arc for the season and like, whatever. And he was like, I love, I think that's funny. What if we did a sketch show instead though? Yeah, yeah. We were
Starting point is 00:24:10 like, okay, anything you want to do. Fucking thing sucks. Fucking thing sucks. Fucking. And then he told us amazing stories about Red Fox, because he was like the showrunner for Red Fox's show. Yeah, no, like, because, well, he has like a bunch of history in like sketch and all that. Like, what show was he a part of? Or like the laugh in writing, writing, writing partners and roommates with Steve Martin back in the day. Yeah, just like crazy legendary shit. Right. Wasn't he Smothers Brothers writer as well? Or that he was right after that time. That's possible. Yeah. Yeah. And so his name is Bob Einstein. His brother is named Albert Einstein, who later changed his names to Albert Brooks, Albert Brooks, famous filmmaker, legend, legend. Yeah, great actor,
Starting point is 00:24:57 great comedian, great everything, great and drive. And you're like, who names their kid, Albert Einstein. I mean, the funniest parents of all time. Right. So his dad, their dad, was a super funny guy back in the day, like, like Catskill comedian type. Yes, that whole, that whole crew of like, what is it, Bob Hope, like that era Lucille Ball. Yeah. So he apparently was like the funniest dude. And then was like radio like way back. And then they did the roast of Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz. I believe this is what it was. And he kind of came out of like retirement for this. And they were like, oh, shit. So and so Einstein's about to kill it. And he did the roast, shut down the fucking house was the funniest guy sat back down on the dais
Starting point is 00:25:46 and died. What? Oh, shit went out on top. Finish him. Like killed it, died at the roast, like right then and there. What? Holy fuck. His last words were like, and my unborn son is named Albert Einstein. They're like, oh, fucking that's hilarious. And then he dies. And no, the wife was like, was he joking? Do I have to? And like, it was his last words. I wouldn't fuck him with Betty White's dick. But back then, Betty White was like super hot. And everyone goes, what? Yeah, that didn't make sense. It'll get funnier later. It'll get funnier. That'll be really funny by the mid 90s. And then so like, basically, of course, his children are going to grow up to be like the funniest people. Like those Super Dave things are so funny.
Starting point is 00:26:34 Well, let's explain. I feel like the community might not know exactly who Super Dave is. So that is true. Ders, go ahead, because I don't really know exactly how before Super Dave was like, I think originally it was a Fox special. Okay. And it was like a mockumentary in the same vein of evil. It's a response to evil. Yes. It was a mockumentary of an evil, kind of a type character, which if people don't know what evil, kind of evil is, it was like a motorcycle stuntman. It was like a Travis Pastrana. It was Matt Hoffman. Right. Got it. Okay. I mean, before there was monster energy, there was evil, kind of evil. Right. And he was just a chain smoking dude that would jump cars on his motorcycle and almost
Starting point is 00:27:15 die. Total psychopath. In a leather cape. So Super Dave would do these these Fox one hour specials where the whole episode is like just leading up to one big stunt that he's going to do and like going over it with like how they did it, how they designed it. And it's very funny. Yes. And then at the end, the stunt just always goes completely wrong. And you see like a dummy get crushed by like a monster truck or whatever. Yes. And that was it. But then even a spin off of that Super Dave had a cartoon in the nineties. This is true. That is how I knew about him. It's like Super Dave Osborne had a cartoon on like Fox Mornings. Because we're different generations. Yes. You are old as well. Yeah. You watch Silver Spoons and Dobie McGuire. Dobie Gilbert.
Starting point is 00:28:02 I watched Bobby's World. Okay. Yeah. Bobby's World was dope. Bobby's World rocked. Bobby's World was tight. Which was what? Howie Mandel vehicle. Right. Wow. Another legend. I guess Super Dave became a show in Canada for several seasons that I don't, I don't think we got access to. But like, but watch his talk show appearances on like Letterman. He's so brutal to the audience. Bob Einstein. Yes. Where like he'll be telling a story and people laugh and you go, can you be quiet? Yes. I'm in the middle of a story. And everyone is like, what? It's so good. Well, and the whole way we got to even know him in our everyday lives is he's just amazing on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Yeah. That was the game changer. Yeah. Curb is what brought it back. So he's
Starting point is 00:28:47 Funk Houser. And Kyle does an amazing impression. Yeah. Yeah. Do it. Do your, oh, hurry. We're going with Cheryl. It's always when he has to choose after they've gotten divorced. I always go to that. Purely from one episode that Kyle always draws from is the episode where they've decided to get to divorce and then they're picking sides. And they're like, I'm sorry. The Funk Housers are going with Cheryl. Curb Your Enthusiasm is the funniest show of all time, the best show of all time. I mean, it's dude, it's so good. One of them. It's awesome. It's awesome. Maybe number two after work, Alex. Very big inspiration though. True. True. What a wild time. And that's just the community. Was it both HBO when it was going Curb like back to back with Oli G? Like that
Starting point is 00:29:35 shit was the funniest. It was the early 2000s. I remember when we were in community college. Not the 90s? No, this was 2000s. I like the awesome. This is when we were in community college. I just got Teemo. And I remember like being outside of like our little drama department and like that was how you like could tell if you were going to be like friends with people. You know what I mean? If they watched, they were quoting Oli G. No, if they like watched Oli G show or Mejoo Lee or liked Curb Your Enthusiasm, then you're like, okay. All right, you're cool. All right. You like good shit. No, it really was such a certain time frame because I truly did just get Teemo. Like Teemo was the hot new shit. You could record
Starting point is 00:30:19 television without having would sound like such a fucking geezer. Yeah, that's crazy. That's rich. That's rich. That was some rich shit. It was no VCR shit. I want to say it was $800 when it came out. What, Teemo was? Yeah. Damn. It was worth it. I remember when, well, your dad had it. You didn't have it. Your dad, you lived with your dad and he had it. I did, but he put a Teemo in my room. What up, dad? What up, pop? Love you, pop, steaks, pops. But what was super sick about Teemo is you could search out an actor and they would give you everything they were in. So I would put in random ass names like John Claude and then you'd be like, oh, there's your favorite actor of all time. I don't know. Random ass actor like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Starting point is 00:31:08 Sure, you would expect to see all JCVDs, all JCVDs movies pop up, but it'd be like, oh, he's on this episode of Friends. So then all of a sudden it would be like, oh, I didn't even know that dude was on that. It was like, I put in Hulk Hogan and all of a sudden it's like Walker, Texas Ranger? Random actor. Oh, dude, that episode is so good. Hulk Hogan was on Walker, Texas Ranger? Are you surprised? Why are you shocked by that? If you told me he was on like Party of Five, I'd go, that's weird. You know the one, Kyle. Is that the episode where he says show them your tattoo, Boomer? Yeah, if you told me he was on like an episode of Unsolved Mysteries or something, then I'd be like, weird. And they still haven't solved it, bro. I think the whole storyline of
Starting point is 00:31:49 Hulk Hogan being on Walker, Texas Ranger is like he used to be like in a biker gang. But he was starting to go around and teach kids that like being in gangs weren't cool. And Chuck Norris says, show them your tattoo, Boomer. Yeah, it's the best treat. We quoted that shit. Boomer or Boomer? Boomer. His name was Boomer. Show them your tattoo, Boomer. I feel one of the funniest shows that didn't get that much love, which was a Walker, Texas Ranger, like spin-off Eagle Heart. It was so goddamn. Well, it's a send up, not a spin off. Yes, a send up, not a spin off. I think we've talked about that on this show before, right? We've touched on it.
Starting point is 00:32:31 Yeah, a little bit. We gave a couple of flowers. Yeah, we gave us a whole bouquet. That's a funny ass show. Funny ass show. So fucking funny. I mean, but to be fair, is a Walker, Texas Ranger funnier than Eagle Heart on Ironically? Yeah, accidentally. Conan O'Brien would always, let's give him his flowers again. Conan O'Brien would play clips from Walker, Texas Ranger that were like insane, right? Yes. Where like he would punch some kid or something. I can't remember. Or no, it was this. It was like, my brother's retired or like I'm retarded or something, right? Yes, yes, yes, yes. I know exactly the clip you're talking about.
Starting point is 00:33:05 Is that what they say? I don't want to come out of pocket. Yeah, you go back into the 80s and there's a lot of, there's a lot of RR words in those TV shows. There's a lot of R words. Yes, dude, the wildest one. Or no, I'm thinking of, I'm thinking of Quantum Leap. No, yes, it's from Quantum Leap. Where he looks in the mirror and he goes, oh, yes. Leaps into a body and he has a, he is a person with Down syndrome that episode. And he looks in the mirror and he says, I am the R word and it is not aging well.
Starting point is 00:33:33 Or it's aging very well. That's some fine wine right there. Oh, is the Walker, Texas Ranger one the one where he goes, Walker, I have AIDS. Yeah, that's right. And it's like the worst action. Yeah, yeah. Shout out to the kid, but like, yeah, it's like a ridiculous moment. Yeah, it's like a small kid just being like, I have AIDS, Walker. And that's the reason.
Starting point is 00:33:54 All right, a small kid that had AIDS. Yes, a child, a child. Born with a blood transfer. Right, right, right. Which is, which we, evidently, we need to start educating people on AIDS again, because the baby's out here just shouting into microphones, misinformation. What is he doing? You know what though? Listen, what concert was it from?
Starting point is 00:34:11 I don't know what it was. The baby was on, what was the shit that was out here in Miami? This is real topical shit, guys. What are you talking about? The baby, yeah, you set the table. So the baby was at what fucking festival? What fucking festival is in Miami? Rolling loud, rolling loud, rolling loud.
Starting point is 00:34:27 Rolling loud. And he like got on stage and before he played the track, he's like, yo, if you're, if you're like out in the parking lot, suck and dick, don't put your lighters up. If you have any disease like AIDS that will kill you in two to three weeks, don't put your lighters up. It was like, what are you, what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, but so listen to this though.
Starting point is 00:34:51 I was listening to LL's XM station, Rock the Bells. Like this is probably six months ago. And I remember it because I was floored by this. They were playing like super old tapes of like, from like those parties that were in the basements of apartment buildings that like where hip hop was founded and shit. Sure. And like DJs would do like the call and response where it's like,
Starting point is 00:35:13 if you got a $50 bill, right? So like ladies in the house say, hey, fellas say, oh, like all that. And then it was like, the dude basically said what the baby said. He goes, like, if the fellas in the house got HIV, be quiet. And they were like, raw. Like if the ladies in the house got AIDS, don't make a sound. And I was like, this is like peak AIDS, right?
Starting point is 00:35:37 So like he's just, he's doing, it's almost a public service announcement. I just want to make sure everyone's clean in here. But the fact that they played this shit just six months ago, I was like, nobody's screened this. This is crazy. And then I heard this and I was like, I've heard this before. This is like throwback. I just can't believe.
Starting point is 00:35:54 Yeah. It's just a weird thing in today's day and age to be like still uninformed on HIV and AIDS. Like what are you doing? Like if anything you want it now, right? Yeah. It's actually like so dope to have it now. Yeah. You're super cool.
Starting point is 00:36:09 It's a must have. You're uncancelable if you have it. Yeah. No, no, there's no, there's no canceling you. What the fuck did he just say? He's got AIDS. Oh, well, let me hold his arm up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:21 We just hold his arm up for a victory. It was very weird. It was a weird thing to lead into a song. Just be like, who's having a good time tonight? Hey, if you're sucking dick, get in the parking lot. Don't put your ladders up. And by the way, his guy, like the towel wafer guy is like, let's just keep it real. Let's just keep it how we keep it.
Starting point is 00:36:42 It's really hard to be the hype man in that scenario. He could have been the guy to go, the baby, maybe not. No, no. And then they sit down and have a discussion on stage. That would be legendary. Yeah. Right. They sit in like rocking chairs.
Starting point is 00:36:56 Yeah, they pull out chairs and have like a real hard to hard. The hype man's like, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, stop that shit. Hey, the baby, what did you just say? Look, hang on, sit down. Let's roll some loud and let's smoke this and let's talk for a little bit. Let's talk. Let's all talk. Let's have a community meeting.
Starting point is 00:37:13 It's too bad. It is. He seemed like a good guy. Is the baby very successful right now? Yeah, he's yes. Yes, yes, yes. He did a track with Dua Lipa. Bounced him out.
Starting point is 00:37:24 He's in the movie that I'm about to shoot after this movie. We have like a part for him. And I kept being like nice. He might have lost that part. He's out. Yeah, for sure. For sure he is. But I kept pitching.
Starting point is 00:37:35 I'm like, I don't think the baby's going to be like a flash in the pan. He's not going to be. But then, and this is over the past year that I've been saying this with this script, trying to go like, maybe we put somebody else and he's kind of a placeholder right now. You keep getting jaw roll. You're like, jaw roll. I think he's available.
Starting point is 00:37:50 I'm like, jaw roll would be pretty great. I think jaw roll. I think jaw roll has staying power. He's got fire fast. He's got, he stays relevant. He could be handing everyone cheese sandwiches at the party. It'd be pretty sad. Maybe not.
Starting point is 00:38:04 But then he kept getting more and more famous. The baby got more and more famous over the past year that I was like, it was like two weeks ago. I was finally like, well, maybe he is like going to stick around and we should keep him. And then all this shit came out of bottom. And I'm like, yeah, bitch, you out. Yeah, goodbye.
Starting point is 00:38:22 Let's get jaw roll on the phone. He's got a great smile. He's the biggest, best smile in hip hop for sure. Or hang on. Do we have him? It's like a party scene and he's at the party in the movie. Maybe he says this exact same thing. He sort of quotes himself from Broadway Loud.
Starting point is 00:38:40 That's funny. And we get some buzz. We get a topical. And then maybe we have that conversation in the movie. Like, yeah. And I go, I look in the camera and go, time out. Yeah. You hit him with the fucking Zach Morris.
Starting point is 00:38:53 Time out. Or do you let him do like a PR stunt where like his character has AIDS? There you go. There's always this minute. And he's like, now I get it. Oh, shit. OK. We just grind the movie to a halt about 20 minutes in.
Starting point is 00:39:05 Just have this conversation. It doesn't push the story forward at all. I don't think it'll grind it to a halt. People are living with AIDS. I think it's fine. Like, this is Steve. Got AIDS. This is my friend over here.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Everyone has an affliction that you have to say, like when you introduce them to the movie. As you should. As you always should. Arthritis Tony. This is Asma Annie. COVID Carly. And they're all wearing affliction too.
Starting point is 00:39:31 They're all wearing afflictions. Yeah, that's the important part. It writes itself, Adam. You're welcome. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University. And I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads.
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Starting point is 00:42:29 Listen to Queen Charlotte, the official podcast, Thursdays on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or anywhere you get your podcasts. But really though, when was the last time you guys really pulled up and watched Philadelphia? Because that was the movie when I was a kid, when it was like, yo, this is the AIDS movie right here. And that shit was good as fuck. Well, yeah, it's still the AIDS movie. I've never seen it.
Starting point is 00:42:58 You've never seen Philadelphia? No, I just rocked the Bruce Springsteen song. Oh, fuck, yeah, you did. It's Tom Hanks and Denzel, dude. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, I know. I wonder if Chet Hanks was on that set just wildly in the fuck out for sure. Oh, Denzel, yo.
Starting point is 00:43:14 Just saying some crazy shit. You think my dad really got AIDS? That's just gross. He's like making up AIDS raps at Video Village. Like Denzel was like, yo, just could you please not check. Hey, that movie's hella good. You got to check it out. It is.
Starting point is 00:43:29 Yes, it's a fantastic film. I got AIDS. I got pay. I got laid. God damn it. I'm Chet Hayes. But it's actually pretty fire. So you're like, well, fuck, do we record this?
Starting point is 00:43:43 Chet's a real talent. What was he like? He was like fucking four years old when that movie was shooting. How about how Blake did you say, when's the last time you pulled up and watched Philadelphia? OK, never. And I don't know if anyone has ever pulled up and watched Philadelphia. But yo, fam, what you getting into this weekend? Philadelphia.
Starting point is 00:44:02 You know, 25 years later. I just laid back watching some Philadelphia. Always sunny in Philadelphia. No, no, no, no, no. The movie. No, no, no. For Deli Elphia. The Oscar winning.
Starting point is 00:44:14 Right? They won Oscars. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he went back to back. Yeah, that's when Tom Hanks was on like his run where he did Philadelphia, then he did a forced count. Forced count. Toy Story.
Starting point is 00:44:24 Yeah, forced go back to that. He was like back to back Oscar winners. In that order. I don't know if it was that order or not. Concord's finest. Concord connects. That's right. Peed month.
Starting point is 00:44:35 And to be perfectly honest, I've never seen Philadelphia either. You haven't? You've never seen it, right? I thought it was forced count. So I just watched forced count. Are they different? I think they're in the same universe. It's like a Marvel universe.
Starting point is 00:44:52 Yeah, I feel like I was too young. Like I didn't watch that because that movie would have came out. We're in like third or fourth grade. Yes. It seemed hella serious. I made a point to watch it because I like later on. I was like, oh, I thought like you made a point in third grade. You're like, I'm making a point to watch this seminal film.
Starting point is 00:45:09 Mom, I want to rent Philadelphia. And she's like, that's rated R. And I'm like, I think it's important I watch this. It's just important. And then I threw a fit and started crying and said, I also want to rent three video games as well, please. Command L. What was that movie that was also very real
Starting point is 00:45:25 that I came into your room trying to get you to play NBA Street and you're watching it? I know exactly what you're talking about. This is classic. Yeah. And I was like, what the fuck are you watching? You're like, nothing, dude. It's an important film.
Starting point is 00:45:36 Was this Angels in America? Yes. So like we're roommates. This is before the workaholics house. Me, Kyle and Adam lived in a much smaller, worse house. Such a shitty house. Where Adam and I shared a wall. That's how I heard him banging through the house with red hot chili pepper.
Starting point is 00:45:56 But there was one night where I was, I was sitting in the dark. And I I had decided to pull up and watch Angels in America, which was also he pulled up. Which was also a very poignant story about having HIV. And it's it's also a it's also a play. Like that's how it really came up. It was like it was like a pretty well-renowned known play.
Starting point is 00:46:25 But Adam like kind of like knocked on the door, opened the door real quick and he walked in during the scene where there's literally a scene in Angels in America where a dude is like but fucking a guy against a tree. And Adam's like, what are you watching? But what's the line he says? He's like says like infect me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:45 Yeah, it's like super. Wow. Oh, dude. I thought you were watching some like weirdo porno. I was like, what kind of weird shit are you into, dude? I'm so sorry. Yeah. You were like under the covers.
Starting point is 00:46:59 Right crying. I was like crying. What's going on? Dude, it's a it's a heavy ass film. It's a heavy film. I'm just trying to play NBA Street with my homie. Hey, bro, you want to play some video games? I'm like, I'm busy.
Starting point is 00:47:13 I'm like, stop them. You better hope to contain them. I could join in the house. I come in quoting that. I'm like, what the fuck? Well, I was getting my theater major on that day. Yeah, you were still going to school. And is this like mid are you watching this mid day?
Starting point is 00:47:27 Or is this like night? No, it was night. It was dark. It was definitely like very dark in my room. And he walked in on the floor. That's so tight. Yeah, it was cool. I forgot all about that until right now.
Starting point is 00:47:42 I can't forget it because I could have swore our, we just was a fork in the road. Isn't it crazy though, like the walking in on somebody watching something? Isn't it crazy that whenever you would rent a movie as a kid or be watching a movie without fail, your parents would walk in the worst exact worst moment. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:00 Of every movie. Yeah. Absolutely. What the fuck is that? How was that? I don't know. Is this parental like spider sense? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:08 They just have a six cents to come in. Hey, what do you guys want? Whoa. Okay. What's this rated? Or do you think they just sit by the door? Maybe turn this off. Okay.
Starting point is 00:48:18 Maybe you're not going to watch the rest of this movie, son. Yeah. And kids like parents don't give a like now kids are like headphones and iPad on parents have no idea. No clue. There's no more walking in. Yeah. No.
Starting point is 00:48:29 Walking in is done. Yeah. Cause they're just watching some hardcore porno in the living room and you have no idea. The parents, the parents are. Yeah. The kids are watching R rated movies, but the parents are too busy watching porno to go in and check on the kids.
Starting point is 00:48:42 Dude, if you were 16, if you were 16 and had a cell phone, you'd be watching porno like underneath the table at the dinner table, right? Right. Like you'd just be like, well, fucking chuck this shit out. And Kyle, you say at the dinner table, but I don't even know if there is dinner anymore in today's family.
Starting point is 00:48:56 So all right. Hey, and let's talk about it. Oh man. You think that there's no more dinner together? There's no more family dinner. You think people sit around and have supper? Come on now. Come on now.
Starting point is 00:49:07 Supper. Supper's gone. Yeah. Maybe that's an archaic thought. I don't know. I guess I didn't. I never thought about that. I know.
Starting point is 00:49:14 You know what they come for though? They come for dessert. I'll tell you that. All right. That's like, that's the new dinner bell. Do you guys have a, I feel like Ders, your family probably does like a dinner time together.
Starting point is 00:49:25 Do you guys do a dinner time? Yeah. We try. We try. I mean, if I'm working on set, obviously I'm not there because you're filming till seven. But for sure.
Starting point is 00:49:34 And then I just come in and I'll tuck you in, big guy. How are you? How was your day? Right. Yeah, we try and have some dinner. Yeah, that's fine. No, I think dinner time, man, like dinner time was absolutely such a thing with my family.
Starting point is 00:49:46 It was awesome. It is super important. It's the one time of the day you are forced to be with each other. Forced. My dinner times were so crazy because there was, so we had like a kitchen where the kids sat at like the counter
Starting point is 00:50:02 and then there was a table that my parents sat at. I love this. It was separate. I love peeks into Ders' childhood. Yeah, dude. That's insanity. And the parents were, they actually were in a different room.
Starting point is 00:50:13 And so like this, so that's the kitchen. We had a dining room and sometimes we would all eat at the table there. But so we would eat. And then afterwards, me and my brothers, my dad would be like,
Starting point is 00:50:26 put your chairs up against the wall. Stop. And then he would just like, interview us about our day. Weird, wild show. That's what we had to do at our dinner table too. We would have to talk about that. We'd have to say like,
Starting point is 00:50:36 what was your favorite part of the day? What was something that you learned? Like, you know, there was boxes to check and to spark conversation amongst the family. Yeah, that's what we would do too. We would do like high low. Like what was the high of your day and the low of your day?
Starting point is 00:50:50 Right. I think I've said this. We do rose thorn bud, which is like, go off. The best thing your day, the worst thing your day, and then the thing you're looking forward to. Oh, that's cute.
Starting point is 00:51:03 Wow, that's actually very cool. Cute. We dig it. We learned it from Emma's sister's family. And what did you call it? Rose thorn bud? Like the rose is good. The thorn hurt.
Starting point is 00:51:14 And the bud is about to bloom. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, that is cute, but sure. That's like super deep, dude. I love that. You guys are kind of like a hippie squad or something. That's some poetry. Yeah, that's some hippie shit.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Yo, and then this is more insight into my family. When we all went to Yosemite for my 40th, as like my parents, my brothers, significant others, my family, we, I was like, hey, like let's do it. And I think I have way more, and you guys will laugh, emotional, like, Oh, bandwidth?
Starting point is 00:51:50 Like I'm way more emotional than people in my family. You're the most emotional. That's awesome. Yeah. And you are a truly an Andrew. You are a cyborg. So I love that. Yes.
Starting point is 00:52:01 Yeah, he's an alien. So I go, hey, let's do this thing. My family does called rose thorn bud. And it was crazy. And your dad's like, what the fuck? No, no, no, opposite. Oh, dad, let it go. Opposite.
Starting point is 00:52:18 He just starts crying. Yes. Finally. Get it. Give it to me. Give it to me. I love it. Instantly, instantly, he just goes, I got no thorns.
Starting point is 00:52:28 I'm just, I'm all roses. It's good to be here. It's going to be alive because he's older. Yeah. And like, we're all together. And I was like, I was like, we're just doing like the fun dinner time thing. And it was like, and my other brother just started laughing.
Starting point is 00:52:43 Eric couldn't do it. What? Couldn't do it. No, only only can do it. I'm blowing up people's spots now. But couldn't do it. That's fine. That's OK.
Starting point is 00:52:52 Hey, all the home brothers, all the home dad, a home mom, they're good, they great people. We love them. What? Couldn't do it. Eric was like, Eric just locked up and was like, I don't know. Like, what are we doing? I'm like, it's not hard.
Starting point is 00:53:08 It's this, that, and the other. Yeah, it's supposed to just like spark conversations. I go, Emma goes, my children do it. And then I can't remember if my mom just like got up and was like, let's get the dessert. Your mom just throws a plate across the room. This is crazy. What you realize is that entire rose,
Starting point is 00:53:30 bud, thorn thing was just a microcosm of the whole existence. It all made sense. It was, I was like, it should not be this hard to express how you felt that day. And it was cuckoo. Fuck that, man. Dudes aren't allowed to cry. Fuck that.
Starting point is 00:53:47 Dude, shout out to Phil. Good job, man. Shout out to Phil, yes. Yeah, big Phil dog. My dad, I was talking to him about how when he found out that he was cancer free, or at least there's no detectable cancer in him. And I was, I was.
Starting point is 00:54:04 That shit's important. I cried like a child, like later on, it was delayed because it didn't hit me. It was delayed for like a day and a half. And then all of a sudden it just like came out and I cried like happy tears for like 20 minutes. Right. And I was, and I keep talking to him and he's like,
Starting point is 00:54:20 yeah, I'm, I'm so happy. I could, I could cry. I could cry. And I'm like, well, I have you. And he's like, no, no, no, I could. Go for it, dad. I'm here for you. I could.
Starting point is 00:54:29 And I'm like, you can. And he's like, nah, no, but I could. I'm good. I could cry. I could. I could. No, I can just let it go. That thing go, feel free.
Starting point is 00:54:36 Feel free. That thing crying. Go ahead. He's like, ah, well, I could, I could do it, but I'm not going to. Now you're talking crazy. Adam, it's like your stand-up says. It's like, I could laugh.
Starting point is 00:54:48 That's funny. That's funny. Well, then just laugh. If it's funny, laugh. Oh yeah. That's funny. Well, then just laugh about it. Go ahead and laugh.
Starting point is 00:54:55 If it's funny, why aren't you laughing? Yeah, it's a human emotion. Just, oh, I could. I could. It is funny. It is funny. I could laugh. And I could cry.
Starting point is 00:55:04 I won't, but I could. Crying rocks, man. Crying fucking rocks. Crying rocks, cry all. Kyle, we. We put that hat on, Kyle. We put that hat on right there. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:15 Sure. Who's it? Is that yours? Is that direct for directing outside? No, this is, this is my friend, my friend, Teddy's hat. Yeah, yes. Oh, Teddy.
Starting point is 00:55:25 Well, there's no, the top of it's ripped open. There's no top. Yeah. You let the heat out. You let the heat out. Well, he told the story. I guess he bumps his head on shit all the fucking time. Oh, what a doofus.
Starting point is 00:55:36 And he has it dialed at his work. So he wasn't bumping his head. Then he got a new hat. And it's a little bit taller. And he just bumps it all the time. So he cut the top off. Sure. So he wouldn't bump his head.
Starting point is 00:55:45 He's a tall, tall guy. Yeah. Yeah. No, Teddy's out here. He's in the movie that I'm producing right now. That's freaking sick. Hey, Blake, real quick. This is a real quick thing.
Starting point is 00:55:53 And I want to get back to Teddy. Blake, will you just freeze for one moment? Don't move. I want someone to take a screenshot of this and then CGI or Photoshop out his long hair just so we can see what Blake looks like with the short hair there. Oh, this wave.
Starting point is 00:56:07 Oh, dude. This wave right here. This wave right here. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you look like you just have kind of a short normal. Like, that's what Blake would look like if he had. You think that's what I do. I do this to myself all the time.
Starting point is 00:56:17 Like, what would I look like with it? But I feel like if my hair was this short, it wouldn't wave like that. It would be more of an afro. It wouldn't lay the same way. And we'll never know. Yeah, because I would love to be this guy. I bet it's straighter now because it's been long for so long.
Starting point is 00:56:36 Yeah. I think it wouldn't curl up in the same way that it did. When we were younger. Yeah. Like, you look like a Southern California 90s, 1990s surfer from the real world LA. I'll take that. Cut your hair, man.
Starting point is 00:56:50 Just cut your hair. Do it. You look like you were a cast member of California Dreaming. Ooh. Yes. Which was the show that aired directly after, say, by the bell. Or, and then what? City Guys came on after that?
Starting point is 00:57:03 And then, I love City Guys. When was Breaker Hot? Were they like the rich kid and the kid from like the projects? Were like, I guess we're more like than we thought. And they became homies in the pilot? You guys are so good. Weren't they, did they work at a radio station together at their school? City Guys?
Starting point is 00:57:19 They weren't a prep school together in the city. Oh, maybe they did. I think the school had a radio station. I think there was like a really special episode where it was like, I like Reg A. I like Reg A. The white guy that said, hey, this is like, I like Reg A. Oh, that's why he is the way he is.
Starting point is 00:57:37 He saw that episode and like, that's me. And then what was the Anthony Anderson basketball one? Oh, wow. Hoopin? I only remember hanging with Mr. Cooper. Bay Area. Yeah, hanging with Mr. Cooper. Yeah, that's the Mark Curry.
Starting point is 00:57:50 But there was a basketball one and Anthony Anderson was on it, right? Well, hanging with Mr. Cooper was a basketball one. That was, he was the basketball coach. Yeah, that was at a high school. That's an all time show right there. Oh, yeah. Google Anthony Anderson basketball show. I'm surprised I haven't done that.
Starting point is 00:58:06 Hang time. Hang time. Oh, hang time. Hang time. Oh, remember when we actually had a pitch way back in the day that was called like, hanging with the boys or something that essentially it was an after school special that were the hosts of? Do you remember this?
Starting point is 00:58:24 We did a sketch live with Jillian at, what was that place called? Westside Eclectic or whatever? Sure. We did a hang time sketch. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. What was that? I remember we wanted to do a TV show where it's an after school special that we're hosting
Starting point is 00:58:39 like in our clubhouse and then we pitch it and then we are actually the stars of like these little basically sketch show of after school specials. Yeah, because what were those things? I feel like they were called hang time where like it would be those on like PBS or whatever, where it would be kids like sitting around talking about like politics, maybe? Oh, are you talking about Nick News? No, it wasn't Nick News. Where they would just be on those bleachers like, what is voting?
Starting point is 00:59:09 And she'd be like, I'm glad you asked. Like the more you know kind of things. It was like purely like a one hour special where sometimes I feel like even the president would roll up and then like and then like young kids would be like. Pull up or roll up? Yeah, would he pull up or roll up? A little bit of both. If it was Bill Clinton, he was rolling up.
Starting point is 00:59:25 Right? Wait, hold on. I'm going to get my. Yeah. Pull, pull. I didn't inhale. I did not inhale. I didn't inhale.
Starting point is 00:59:35 Yes, points. Just be kids like asking about like the political process and all that. And I wanted to say it was called hang time, but maybe it wasn't. Tight, tight. Yeah, I could I could believe that. It was for sure an after school special and it was just kids sitting around. Those after school specials were so goddamn funny. Like there wasn't even how old are you before you realize?
Starting point is 01:00:00 I never remember thinking that they weren't hilarious. Yeah, I didn't want. I don't. Was that our era? I don't remember any of them. No, I think it was our era. You're watching dip. It was your.
Starting point is 01:00:11 Yeah, you're watching whatever. What's her name? Dope. Silver spoons or Doby Gillis. No, but they were in the 80s. And then they went away and maybe they came back because I was watching DuckTales and shit. It was way 90s.
Starting point is 01:00:25 Yeah, it was the it was the 90s. Everyone's wearing neon and has like the Zach Morris swoosh here. Like what's what's one you remember? I'm not trying to like be a dick, but like what's one? Blake just said Bill Clinton rolled up. Yes. Yeah, I don't remember. But that's not like what what is that?
Starting point is 01:00:40 I just remember I think we're talking about the same things. Is this like when they would sit down and talk about like a problem like a socio? Yes, a problem. Yes, issues. But then they would pitch to like the incident that's happening. They're like, I hate bullies. Yes, you know, like bullies and you're talking about bullies. Then they go to a clip of like bullying and then they break it down.
Starting point is 01:01:03 Like what you can do in this situation to diffuse the situation. Was this like after inside stuff or something like late Saturdays? Or was this after school? I have no idea when it was. It might have been during summer. I remember summer. Summer was so tight. You could watch TV summer.
Starting point is 01:01:21 Kids Club USA. I was just saying that this summer has fucking sword past. I'm like, I don't even I haven't even. It's not over yet, right? We're just in we're just in August, right? I haven't got sunburn. Yeah, I miss being a child when like when summer was like, oh, shit. Guess what I'm about to do?
Starting point is 01:01:38 Yeah. Not wear a shirt for for six weeks straight. Yeah. Until my mom absolutely makes me put one on for for something that I have to go do. How tan? When you were kids, you'd get so tan and then like you get older. You're like, what happened in the tan? I would get in summer.
Starting point is 01:01:55 And you're like, oh, yes, because I don't take my shirt off anymore. Well, yeah. Although you guys would love my. I feel like, dude, for the bachelor party, Kyle, it's sure to have to go. I feel like we should all go shirtless the entire time. And that includes you. I thought we were wearing suits. I thought we were being.
Starting point is 01:02:09 I mean, we're doing speedos and leather vests that say the divine angels. OK, well, that's right. Show up in whatever regalia you want. I might be in a in a suit. Who knows? OK, with sunglasses, with Ray Banz. Yeah. Hey, the difference between me and you is I make this shit look good.
Starting point is 01:02:28 Yes, yes, yes. Difference between us. You could start at the penis. I might be in full scuba gear based on what I'm hearing about the Ozarks and COVID right now. COVID. I might be wearing a fishbowl on my head. Wait, what's going on out there? It's like the epicenter of COVID right now.
Starting point is 01:02:47 I'm walking into a spreader. Super spreader. The Zarks, baby. Get Zarks. Although I don't know if these doctors, they might be just saying it's COVID and it could be. You're going to trust the Brozark doctors. Yeah, their numbers could be swine. It's got to be COVID.
Starting point is 01:03:01 It's COVID, dude. You got COVID. Yeah. No, that's cancer. Oops. My bee. My bee dog. Later, we're going knee boarding.
Starting point is 01:03:10 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. So do we have any takebacks, any apologies, any giveaways? Whoa. What do we have for this? Apologies. I feel like we were very nice to each other this podcast. So there wasn't a lot of meanness. What do you know, you fucking idiot?
Starting point is 01:03:28 I'll take that back. What about a giveaway? I would like to apologize to Derz for not remembering exactly what this after-school special was. Yeah, you just had it. And I'm over here reeling about that. So thank you. Yeah, I know you were pissed by it, but it was sort of just like a hazy memory for me.
Starting point is 01:03:48 That's what I'm saying. I have memories of them, but they were all starring like Sarah Jessica Parker and people from like before. I can't remember anything about anything. The fact that I even remember having a childhood, I feel like that's a win for me. Good job, Adam. So the fact that I remember being a kid, that's a big win for team me. There you go. For team Adam's brain?
Starting point is 01:04:12 Team my brain. Team Adam's brain. Team one man myself. Team just me. I want to do, I don't know what we would call this, but I want to dig a little deeper. Kyle, are you filming something with Teddy right now, though? Oh, yeah, dude. I'm in production.
Starting point is 01:04:30 We're making a thriller, independent thriller. I love it. And Teddy is a guy that Blake and Kyle grew up with, an actor, stage actor. I've known Teddy since kindergarten. We moved to LA together. He bounced and went and got his masters in the theater. And now he's like a botanist. He works with plants.
Starting point is 01:04:50 He got out of the theater during the pandemic. And then my brother's directing this movie. And so I was like, Teddy's the guy. There we go. And so now he's gracing the silver screen with his craft. Grace? Yeah. And it's fucking cool.
Starting point is 01:05:05 He's gracing the silver screen with his grace. He's gracing his craft. For the screen. Well, that's, that's cool. That's fun. Where are you guys shooting at? We're up in Long Barn, California, up in the hills. We got about 20 people up here and we're shooting a movie in,
Starting point is 01:05:20 we're shooting the movie in 11 days. Long Barn? Ooh, Long Barn. Long Barn, California. Yeah. So if you got that good, good in Long Barn, go ahead and find Kyle and give it to him. What's the deal with Long Barn?
Starting point is 01:05:30 Bro, Long Barn, population 215. We rolled out here. But that's like scary, California. When you start getting in those towns, that's where it gets a little sketch for me. Right. Children in the corn shed? Well, yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:42 Dude, Sasquatch. Sasquatch is out here. That's right. And where is that, is like, where is that? You're saying it's up here. I don't know what that means. Is that, are you way Northern California or what? It's like in between Yosemite and South Lake Tahoe.
Starting point is 01:05:59 It's in between that area. Okay. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, it's dope, man. You find chargers for your car up there? Yeah, we got wall outlets and stuff, you know. It's all good. Are they looking at you sideways in your little Tesla,
Starting point is 01:06:12 out in Long Barn? No, man. People are pretty chill. It's all good. Okay. Yeah, they're too high to look at you sideways, man. Yeah, that's what's up there on me. Small weed every day.
Starting point is 01:06:24 Yeah, but yeah, dude, it's weird. It's the second indie film I've made in a year. Look at you go. I'm like, it's the second movie I've made in the last 12 months, which is like, what is going on? So you like COVID. Yeah, you- I like going out and making movies.
Starting point is 01:06:40 Yeah. But yeah, yeah. That's fine, dude. Congrats. Dang, I really remember like putting something in my mind, like, yo, I need to apologize that, but I've completely forgot. I have something around those things, because we always say giveaways, and I'm like-
Starting point is 01:06:56 Yes. What's up? Can we do a giveaway? Are you doing a giveaway? Well, how do we formulate that? I think it'd be cool to give something away. We'll figure it out. What are you going to give away?
Starting point is 01:07:04 What are you giving away? Maybe the Vogue? He's just looking around. Yeah. He's looking at his feet to fuck you. I thought you had a plan. You just look behind you and set a car. What is underneath this chair?
Starting point is 01:07:20 Yeah. The curtains behind me. A couple cough drops. This hat, this hat with a- This hat that Teddy wore. Well, why don't, since you're the producer of this movie, dude, why don't you give away a starring role in your movie? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:38 Do a background walk-on featured excerpt. Featured excerpt. We'll be done by the time this podcast airs. We'll be wrapped. Short shoot. So what? Okay. Get on social.
Starting point is 01:07:48 Let's make it happen. All right, cool. Also, dude, you know what you could do? It's in post. They send a photo in. You just superimpose their face in the deep background and then look for yourself. Right.
Starting point is 01:08:02 If this movie ends up having to have narration to fix plot holes, you get to be the narrator. This person gets to do it? They get to do ADR for Teddy. Yeah. Yeah, you get to do the ADR for Teddy. That's so tight. That's fucking cool.
Starting point is 01:08:20 They're like, and then summer came and went and then it got cold. And then this is like three years later, I guess. He was like the bad guy. I don't remember what I set aside in my mind to say. I remember it being kind of cool and smart. But other than that, I guess I'll say, shout out to Atlanta. I'm out of here.
Starting point is 01:08:43 I'm headed back to California. Thank you, ATL, for having me. What do you mean? I'm out of here. Yeah. Well, here's the let's dig deep because I read it on Variety that you guys are just- No, we're not allowed to talk about it. We're not allowed to talk about it.
Starting point is 01:08:57 Oh, you're not allowed to talk about it? No. But I am wrapped. I'm leaving on Tuesday. And why aren't you allowed to talk about it? Because it's in Variety. Is that real? Isaac said I can't talk about it.
Starting point is 01:09:08 Oh, OK. Our manager said that you can't spill beans. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I thought I could. But anyways, other than whatever happened with the production, it was a very fun time in Atlanta. And I would love to come back. Great city.
Starting point is 01:09:23 That's tight. Hey. Oh, oh, oh, wait a second. What up? But Blake, it's a good thing you're coming back because your specialized e-bike is waiting for you at the shop. I picked mine up yesterday. Very special shout out to Specialized.
Starting point is 01:09:40 Time to hit the rails. So we don't have to go on Twitter on a tirade and just publicly execute Specialized. They turns out they're a great company. They came through. We love them. They came through. They came through.
Starting point is 01:09:53 I saw your bike in the back of you posted something about it. It was in the back of my way. Yeah, I cannot wait to get back there and try this thing. It's going to be so fun. It's an e-bike, but also it's a regular bike. So you can get a good workout in, right? And then you could just go way farther. Yeah, you just turn it on or off is the best.
Starting point is 01:10:14 So when you're riding and all of a sudden there's a monster hill and you're just like, I don't got this in me, but I want to keep going, you could just turn it on and you just boot scoot and boogie right up that thing. Yeah, the whole thing is that when you pedal, it turns on to assist you. And so there's like level one, two, and three, and that increases the percentage of power behind your pedaling.
Starting point is 01:10:34 When you stop pedaling, it stops. It is cuckoo for cocoa puffs. Hell yeah. Thank you, Specialized. Thank you, Specialized. Follow your nose. We love you. I bought some new jerseys.
Starting point is 01:10:44 I'm ready to rock. I got a jersey on USA, baby. Well, cycling jerseys. You mean cycling jerseys? Yeah, oh yeah. I never thought I was going to be like the full Spandex guy. I thought you were about jersey mics. And then now I'm like head to toe, Spandexed up.
Starting point is 01:10:58 I'm looking real fast out there. Yeah, no, I know. I'm in my late 30s now. Now I'm a fucking cuckoo. And what you guys have known about me is that I've never really been embarrassed by... Your titties. Wearing the kit, the gear for certain things.
Starting point is 01:11:14 You know, like for running, the shorts have always been short. Yeah, they have. You know, and I know that when you're in your early 20s and you're at the gym, you want to wear like long, cool basketball shorts. You don't want to wear like A6. You want to wear like Jordan and stuff. But you know what?
Starting point is 01:11:29 Go off, King. Carrot top, carrot top shorts. You got to wear the appropriate attire. Yeah. You got to wear the carrot top shorts on Instagram. Yeah, Durs always rocked some shit that I didn't even know human beings rocked. I thought it was like only cartoon characters dressed like that.
Starting point is 01:11:44 Yeah. I have never seen somebody wear a cycling hat to a party. And you did that and you changed the game and you wore it in the first episode of Workahogs. And shout out to you. You're a game changer. I wore it in several episodes. And are we looking here?
Starting point is 01:11:57 It's right in the side of our heads. I got Lenny Hollywood over here. Wow. I got like six of these. This guy loves a nice cycling cap. No takebacks for me. Hey, guys. Let's just say I'm living my best life.
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