This Is Important - Ep 52: LIVE From The Lake Of The Brozarks It’s Friday Morning!

Episode Date: August 31, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered
Starting point is 00:00:47 a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about
Starting point is 00:01:40 what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about... I'm a little disappointed at how few dicks I've seen. Same vagina forever. You got a botch circumcision? Is it time to ride the bull? Here we go. Start your engines. That's the best one yet. We're here. We're queer. We want to drink beer. Where is the beer? It's probably here. Guys, this is huge. This is it. This is the moment we've all been dreading and waiting for at the same time. We're in the Brozarks. Lake of the Brozarks, Missouri.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Durs, why aren't you wearing your sunglasses, dude? We're all wearing them. Yeah, where they are. It's all like... I thought we were doing it in solidarity. I had my headphones on and it squeezes the side of my head. I was giving you a little bit of a headache. Yeah, we all got matching Oakleys thanks to my buddy Atiba Jefferson, our collective buddy. He got us all Oakleys for the Brozarks. And the thing about Oakleys is they're great. Yeah, they're awesome. You look cool. They're not a sponsor of the podcast, but we would love them to be. Adam, you look great. Thank you. Thank you. Are they still making the ones that go over the top of your head? I think they tried to bring them back. Didn't we have those in the last episode of Workaholics?
Starting point is 00:03:20 I still have a pair. I still have that pair. Did Raymond wear them or did you wear them? The ones that wrap up like this, right? Yeah, right over the top of your head. Two over the top. So tight. And there's no nose bridge on those, right? It's like two separate... Yeah, no, they're just kind of like on your eyes. It's fucking cool, dude. It's future shit. Should we show off our cool t-shirts? Oh, yeah, absolutely. Hey, we did it. Divine's Mung Angels. I love that dish. I don't know where they got this photo of me, but it looks pretty fucking great. And show off your shirt. Yeah. Your dickhead.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Dickhead's getting married. This dickhead. And if you're listening and you're not watching, it says this dickhead is getting married and then it's got like a giant, hairy bald cock and shaft or like balls and shells. Just the shaft and the bald head. And then my head is the head that they got. I do kind of look... My actual head does sort of resemble like a head of a cock. Yeah, I didn't even realize until now that... Until right now, it really makes a lot of sense. Where you can kind of actually see it in real life. So it is... The guys got in late last night. They got in about 10 o'clock, not that late. And then we drank until about 3 a.m. Yeah, baby. Mountain Dew, baby.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Kyle drank Mountain Dew. Yeah. I'm a wild guy. I probably drunker than you guys. Yeah, I was. I was wasted. And then we've had people puke already. Yeah, me. Blake is our resident puke already. And then we also had a friend, not going to name names, but pissed on his bed. Yeah, and he didn't piss the bed. No, different. He woke up from his slumber, turned around and peed onto his bed. Did you witness it? No, but he came out very proud of what he did. Yeah. Wow, really? Yeah. Wait, when was this the morning? Is this the morning? He woke up trying to find the bathroom, like walked in a circle in his own room,
Starting point is 00:05:13 had the spins or whatever, and just couldn't figure it out, and just stood up peed on his bed. Wait, so he was drunk enough to fucking pee on his own bed, make that choice, but also very proud of it in the same moment? He said when it was happening, he was like, oh, man, this isn't right. Right. But he couldn't stop. Okay. Okay. Right. Like he was looking for the bathroom, and then when it started happening, he was like, oh, well, right. Can't do laundry later. Yeah, he's probably doing laundry right now. I mean, to be fair, I haven't seen him. He's not here. I think he's doing some work, actually. Yeah, that's what's weird is we all came out a really hot day one, and everybody kind of has
Starting point is 00:05:54 stuff to do today, like actual work, because it is the week, middle of the week. Yeah, but it's not weird. I feel like that's very much on brand for us and our friends to come out way, way too hot night one. Yeah. We burn bright, and then you limp into the rest of the weekend. I will say like, okay, I was definitely on struggle mode this morning. It was almost a bit of a disaster, right? Because the elements were against us. We were all coming from different cities. The airports were in shambles. I was coming in hot. What happened to the airports? Tell me lots of delays, lots of delays. It was basically Kabul, right? It was in shambles. It was totally charged morning. Here we go. Dude, I'm charged up right now. I got my Oakley's on.
Starting point is 00:06:40 I'm charged. Yeah. Yeah. Almost exactly like the crisis in Afghanistan. Is that what you're saying? You're saying it's Champere? I feel like one person got delayed by 20 minutes, and that was insane. You said it though. You said it. Yeah, but that's what he's saying. I could speak Blake. When you say shambles, we all know what you mean. So shambles. You can tell what I'm thinking through these Oakleys. Yeah, dude. I'm wearing the Oakleys, too. I have Oakley power right now. Honestly, I can't do sunglasses inside. Is it fucking with you? Yeah, I've never been able to be like, not that guy pal. I'm trying, man. Find it. You're not that guy pal. Trust me. Did you do it? Yeah. I don't
Starting point is 00:07:25 got my headphones on. It's slightly delayed. Don't worry about it. Yeah, so people got in late, and then it was a dead sprint. Then it was shots. We were on the dock, living a lake lifestyle. People were up early jet skiing. I feel like the sober crew got up early. Yeah. There's what, two or three people that are sober. I don't know. I guess that's cool. I already hit the fucking jet ski for like an hour homie, and I got like 12 feet of air out there, and you guys. At once are like from 10 different things. No, one wave, bro. Sometimes I get six feet. Sometimes I get nine feet, and one time I got 12 fucking feet of air off awake. I feel like I've... First time on a jet ski, too. That is crazy, because I feel like I've...
Starting point is 00:08:12 But I'm a natural. Written jet skis my whole life, and I've never even seen anyone get 12 feet. Oh, bro, I was clearing shit. What were you clearing? I was clearing like other jet skis and stuff. Y'all missed it. You should hang out with the sober crew. That's really dangerous, dude. No, it was sick. I mean, it's crazy dangerous. It was so sick. I do feel like that was my alarm clock was you. I heard the jet ski going. I don't remember hearing you get 12 feet. No, it was on the other side of the island. It was on the other side of that island over there. Nobody saw it. It was a bummer, but I did. Yeah, it was tight. So we have a big day ahead of us. We got a lot of drinking left to do. Is there an agenda? We've got a lot of drinking to do.
Starting point is 00:08:53 That's okay. We've got two kegs, and then we have dinner tonight. Tonight is the dinner. What kind of dinner are we? Michael's steak chalet. Oh, my God. He fucking pulled that one out, dog. Michael's steak chalet. We have our own little house next door, so we don't have to deal with the riffraff. You know, the Delta variant. You don't have to deal with it. We're in our own little hut. They called the wine house, and we're going to have our own private bartender, and then we're going to get even more drunk there. Yeah, it's kind of a hut. Sometimes they make pizza. We're going to pizza hut? That'd be sick. I can't know what it's called, but it's this hut shape building, and there's a pizza red roof. Oven. We're back! It really does feel good. Hey,
Starting point is 00:09:55 this is like the first time we've ever done a podcast since the first one in the same room. This is the first one we've ever done together. I think it's second. I think the first one we did together. Well, let's go. Well, the very first podcast we did do it together. That was tight. Magic. We were just firing and all. I told a story about Pinocchio. I just watched it. We were young in the podcast game. Now we're saged old vets. Slower pace. Notice the pace. Click up one. Click up this one. We've gotten a lot slower. We're not afraid to, we're not speeding through it anymore. No, it's cool. We feel cozy. We're in the pocket. We know what we're doing. And now we all have matching sunglasses and shirts. Kyle's lit up. He looks like, I mean,
Starting point is 00:10:47 Bret Hart. He looks like a wrestler right now. You don't look like Jimmy Hart. What do you mean? What do you mean I don't look like Bret Hart? You look like Jimmy Hart. We got to post that picture real quick at Comic-Con. You met Jimmy Hart. You look like Andrew W.K. I'll take. Yes, I got Jimmy Hart's autograph and we got a picture of you guys together and it's crazy. Yeah. Why? Because they look exactly the same. They're the exact same except Jimmy Hart's like five. I got to hold his megaphone or something. I was like, hell yeah. Yes. How much did you have to pay for that? Because I know at Comic-Con when you go get those pictures with the celebs, they they be charging. Oh, dude, I paid like, I think it was a hundred bucks and I got Hogan and Jimmy Hart.
Starting point is 00:11:27 A hundred bucks for a picture? A hundred bucks for two pictures plus my own. That's a deal. You think that's a deal? Well, what's wrong with that? Well, with Hulk Hogan, you could find him on the street in Tampa Bay and be like, let me get a selfie, but then you got to go and spend money to travel to Tampa Bay. Yeah, that's a $700 flight, bro. I'm trying to get direct. I'm trying to move. What was his show called? The Thunder One? What was it called? Thunder and Paradise? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Was that good? It was like a boating show, wasn't it? Yeah, it was just like he'd be like, and this boat here is a 75 foot catamaran. Yeah, he was like, wasn't he like a, uh, like a bounty hunter or something and we'd just take
Starting point is 00:12:05 the boat place to place and get bad guys? I mean, you're pitching a really good show. And if it wasn't that, that's our spin-off show that I feel like we make that show. Yeah, but we could do it on jet skis. And it's based here in like the Brozards. I'm so all about jet skis, by the way, like that show was so fucking sick. That was the first time you... On a wave runner? Yeah, since I was like probably like 11 or 12, I think was the last time I did that show. So not the first time. No, and I'll full disclosure, not 12 feet of air. Like I was pulling your chain out, I was pulling your chain. Yeah, yeah. I'm reeling over here. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:12:37 Yeah, no, not 12. 15 dog. When Adam goes, was that your first time on jet ski? Really? You go on a wave runner? Yes. Well, because we're talking about... Not since I was 12. Why did you discern wave runner? I have trouble... I know I did jet skis where they... You know how you could stand up and pull them up? Yeah, the old school ones. I did that shit and you could sit down on those as well. So you could ride those kind of like wave runners. Where do you sit? On the back of it, like where you stand. I feel like I did that when I was like 11 or 12. I don't think there's a seat on those. When you fold it down? When you fold it down.
Starting point is 00:13:10 Hey, you've been lying to us this whole podcast, Kyle. What's the deal? First, you come in, you say you caught 12 feet of air. We kind of let it 15 and we kind of let it slide. Then I ask you if you've ever ridden a jet ski before. You said no, never. And then you go, not since I was 12. I haven't, not since I was 12. Well, I got confused a little bit and I'm still reeling from the fun. You guys are all waking up in a different spot. We're all reeling. I'm coffeeed up. I'm jet skied up. I'm fucking out there. I'm drinking a liquid IV. I'll be fine in about one minute. There's my guy. I would smash a liquid IV right now. Oh, last night I did a pretty cool move where I poured
Starting point is 00:13:58 the liquid IV in my Bud Light and my bud. Did that work? Yeah, it did me all right. It foamed up a little bit. It overflowed like a science experiment from a child. And you were the one that... It was a volcano. Yeah, like right before we recorded. Yeah, like it's merely minutes ago. I vomited. Okay. Yeah, I've already thrown up twice. I just gave you... You did? You threw up two times? Yes, sir. It's got vitamins in it. Oh my God. So you can do that one or the hydration one? I think I want to hydrate, right? Okay. You also want vitamins. There's water in all of them. What? I'm just saying. Wait, are you going to pour it into liquid or are you going to just douche it into your mouth? Wow. You can't do that. Didn't you ever have... I think I'm just going to
Starting point is 00:14:38 put it in your mouth. You can't drink powder. You can't drink powder. This is Brozark's exclusive. This is fucking fun dip shit, man. You can't do this. Oh my God. You're going to get canker sores like your entire mouth. What's happening? Open up. Don't breathe. He doesn't breathe yet. His lips immediately chappied. You opened his mouth like fucking... The tiniest in my face. He's choking. He's like, open your mouth, dude. He's like this. I know your mouth. That ruled. We should all do it. That ruled. You guys are going to love that. This is called the Liquid IV Challenge. Right as well. When I get in that hut, I'm doing it for sure. Yeah, the pizza hut. Oh, bro. They have pizza there? Pizza pizza. It's a steak chalet. I don't want you guys...
Starting point is 00:15:22 Oh, it's right. It's who's steak? Steven's? Michael's. Oh, Michael's. Is this a renowned place on the Zarks? Like, is this like... It's Michael's steak chalet. It's right on the water. It's glorious. You guys are going to love it. Private hut. And are they known to have pretty good steaks or is it like... I don't know anything about how the Ozarks works. Food works. Yeah, how food works. I don't know. Well, food is basically the same here as anywhere else. Yeah. And we're in the Midwest. The steaks are good. We got some good barbecue on the way here right by the Kansas City Airport where we flew in. We went to Scots. Shout out to Scots. Shout out to Scots. So good. From Scots to Michael's. Here we go. Some burnt ends. Some Casey burnt ends. You got
Starting point is 00:16:00 the burnt ends? Oh, damn. That's how I say, I say hell's yeah a lot now. What did they have? They had a fucking... That's a new thing since coming to the Brozards. Since now. They had a burnt end burrito there. No, we got it. But that was like a trippy fucking thing on their menu. Right. Yeah. Why does that sound really gross to me? Because it's a fucking burrito and steak. It's like, I don't get that. What do you mean you get a steak? Whoa. Whoa. Sorry. Okay. Let's talk about burnt ends though. Just leave me alone. Just leave me alone. Can we talk about taking a burrito? You don't get it? You don't get that? Leave me alone. No. This is what the podcast is. You say shit when we pile up. Now we're in the same room. You can't avoid it. You can't avoid it. There's nowhere
Starting point is 00:16:40 to go, dude. I'm looking at myself right now. Yeah. What else is new? This guy's an egomaniac. No, I get it. I get it. I realize there's a slip of the tongue. It's a slip of the tongue. It was my bad. I understand. I'm hungry. We have had no breakfast. You're alive. I fucking went out on jet ski. Dude, I like that you're saying jet ski as if you worked out this morning. I did. I was standing the whole time. Oh, do you stand on it, bro? Because I was standing the whole time. Yeah, I stand on it. His thighs are rocked. I stood the whole day. The whole time. Kyle's gone to bed. I was also up. I went to bed at four and I woke up about six, thirty, seven o'clock, bro. That's rough. Yeah. You're on like two hours of sleep. Bro,
Starting point is 00:17:21 yes. Coffee is jet ski. I'm not buying it because you've done nothing but lie this whole podcast. I'm not a good liar. Okay. I believe you got seven hours of sleep. That's not true. I believe you sat down the whole time on the jet ski. Actually, it is. It is true. I got about six hours of sleep. What is what happening? Hell. Let's take you all on a ride. So what time did you go to sleep? Don't take us on a ride. What time do you go to sleep? 10 p.m. 4 30. You didn't go to the 4 30. And then when did you wake up? 4 o'clock. It was a good time, which is two o'clock. Yes, that's the we're only talking about the time we're living. Yeah, I was like, what the fuck? I'm looking at four. Okay. And so then what time did you wake up? 7 7 30. Where's the six hours?
Starting point is 00:18:06 Then I went back to sleep for a little bit. So it really was like a workout. You hit the wave runner. Sorry, jet ski. I don't know what we're calling it. It's a wave runner out there. I'll let you know it's a wave runner. I read the side of the fucking do hickies. All right. Okay. I really took us on a ride. And this was another episode. I do stand by a jet ski workout that is really cool. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I don't know what to tell you. I can stand by it. It's just not a real thing. I mean, I rode jet skis. It's not a workout. You literally this is all you do. You I didn't say it was a workout. I didn't say like, God, I'm so I'm saying I'm hungry. I haven't had food yet. I'm hungry to admit that's a big fucking deal, bro. Admittedly, my dad blesses heart,
Starting point is 00:18:55 beat cancer. So we're we're letting things slide. We're letting things slide. I'm looking at like fucking 12 uncooked eggs over there that should be cooked in my fucking belly. What do you mean? They're like uncooked eggs like it's yeah, no, he's right. They're just chilling. No, that's breakfast material is on the counter started laying out breakfast in a band. What my dad did is he goes and for the past and for the past month, he's gone, tell you what I'm doing. I got it. I'm getting a griddle, baby. And then he got this griddle last week. And then he goes, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I got the griddle every morning. Eggs, bacon, waking up to flat. And it gets closer and closer every time he tells you he's like pancakes, hash browns, everything you want, baby. And I'm like,
Starting point is 00:19:44 oh, yeah, that'll be awesome. People will love that. And here we are near one PM. Here we are. Not an egg has been cracked. They're on the table though. They're just sitting there. What happened? Do you remember when we before we started this morning, everybody was in the kitchen. Everybody was like making things happen. And then they all just abandoned us. What the hell? Well, I think they were like, we're doing the podcast. I wanted it to be bustling. But the griddle is outside. We could be cooking eggs and all that out there. So what's up? Are they eating out there? We're giving him one pass. What do we got? Like one month? No, no, no, no. This was it. This was his swing. So we can fire on your dad tonight? Yeah. I want to say last night the
Starting point is 00:20:27 highlight was at some point, we all just start drunkenly minus Kyle chanting Dennis. No, I was there though. I was soberly there. He was saying minus the drunken. Okay, but I was there. You were there, Kyle. I don't know. You might have been out jumping way. Nobody's on the jet skis out there. But the chanting Dennis, I was like, I'm pissed now. We know what that means. But what are the natives like? Whoa, Dennis must be having pretty good time over there. Yeah, I love it. I love my favorite part about bachelor parties is just the aggressive chanting that is done for no apparent reason. We were having some heart. We had some good chance in the bus. What was the song that everybody fucking like went to town on singing? It was like a Green Day song that everybody was
Starting point is 00:21:11 singing every fucking lyric. And it was like, wow. That's when I went back for another beer. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Deris was not impressed with that. I liked it. I thought the moment was sick. Yeah. Do I have the time to listen to you wine? I don't. Whoa. See, he remembers it. Yes, puns. Thank you. Well, they're going to be at the wedding, I think. That's cool. You can show your disgust to them in person. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University. And I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and
Starting point is 00:21:58 our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities. Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or can we create new senses for humans? Or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all new story of Betrayal.
Starting point is 00:22:51 Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I scrolled down and that's when I saw a hidden folder and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I got to get out of the house. He's going to find out that I've seen this. He's going to come kill me. Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets
Starting point is 00:23:46 in Washington, D.C. It took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was responsible. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed freeway phantom. This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car or thrown out of the car. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother. Is my mother small? That guy is. He's out of sync with even the worst people. I thought that they would catch him. I thought it was just a matter of time. Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to freeway phantom on the iHeart radio app,
Starting point is 00:24:33 Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, look who's here. Wait a minute. Breakfast of Keg. For everyone at home, Kyle just took an egg off my plate like it was a it was an aunt on a log snack or something. Pizza pizza. Bear handed. I'm very hungry. Delicious. All right. It's all there when you're in. Thank you, Dennis. He just showed us his breakfast. Why did you just sit down and five forks and then you take the food away? There's some real fucking. You don't just sit forks down and there's some logistical nightmares happening over here. Can't get egg yolk in the computer. Screws him up.
Starting point is 00:25:25 He just said you can't get egg yolk in the computer. It screws him up. I've never done this before. He's right. I'm glad you're back, man. He's right. I eat because I'm unhoppy. Thank you, dad. Honestly, this is fucking huge. Thank you. And it's like he heard us through. Yeah, how did he hear? Are we live? I have no idea. He's coming back for more. How did you hear us? I'll take another egg, man. Because Izzy's got you two in. Oh, wow. Can I get one more? I just want one and maybe another. Thank you, Dennis. I feel like we should probably just be powering through on the podcast and not eating the whole time. But yeah, I mean, I think it's kind of fun. It lets people kind of get a sense for what we're doing. This is interactive. You're
Starting point is 00:26:10 at the Brozarks with us, guys. This is a really special moment. Do you smell the bacon? Yeah, lucky you. Do you smell the bacon? Do you see the hash browns with a little bit of what is that in Ortega chili? Delicious. The bacon is legit. Okay. You're signed up. What episode of workaholics was that? I just saw a clip. Someone posted a clip the other day I saw online. He's crying. And no, it was you looking, it was Blake looking in the mirror and he goes, why, God? Why did you curse me with this ugly face? This is not the boogers. The boogers, the boogers. The deodorants. You got it. You got a Dennis Divine spot in behind you, Kyle. Oh, hey, oh, you see this guy? There he is. Thank you for the egg, sir. The man, the myth. Wow.
Starting point is 00:26:55 Yeah, I don't know. I think that was a later episode in the season. I don't recall which one that actually was. Later, it's like you're in the bathroom. I remember doing the bit a lot in the room. The bit was like. That was a later episode of the season. And then he said, what did I say? I'm broke, man. I'm dusted. I'm dusted. Dear Jesus. And the Bloody Mary's not bringing you back at all. It's helping a little bit, but I puked right before we got on air. Right, he did. It's not good. For some reason, like I thought this whole like Brozark's live cast would be like a fun idea to do like in the afternoon, but I didn't bring your headphones. Woke our ass up at like 10 o'clock in the morning to like do this shit. Yeah, that was rough. Yeah, I was out on the jet ski and I was,
Starting point is 00:27:38 and I get a fucking like a whoop whoop come in. I'm like, I'm having fun. I'm getting air. And then it's like, all right, cool. Come in here and none of you guys even want to do it. I'm stoked on it. I can't believe you're away. Yeah. That being said, I was like to everybody. I was like, hey, if you want to come on, you have like a fun story or whatever you want to tell on the podcast, you know, it's a bachelor party podcast. I think it'd be fun if anyone want and everyone was like, yeah, I think they're coming in 45 minutes. We're going to come in. Yeah, they were like, we'll come towards the end. And I said, sure, people. Oh, well, there's no one here. It's just us. Yeah. Adams bachelor party is very sad. It's just we have cardboard cutouts
Starting point is 00:28:20 of our favorite celebrities. He made us do our podcast. I don't think this is my idea. Was this my idea? It could have been. Maybe. Oh, let's walk it back. Get the tapes. Yeah, let's walk it back. I'm having a great time, guys. I am too. I feel it's my favorite episode of today. I think so. Of the season. But we're going to do a couple. Yeah. So later episode in the season. It's a three parter for sure. So we are, we've already had for sure one person vomit Blake, one person stand up and piss through the bed. So so far, the bachelor party is going great. Now we need someone to get arrested. Okay. And someone to get a minor injury. Sure. And and then lose someone for a night.
Starting point is 00:29:04 And then you're like, oh, what happened? And then you're like, oh, maybe they met a chick. But then no, they slept in an alleyway. That's the worst. They slept in like a gravel pit somewhere. That's like scary. You wake up, where'd they go? Yeah, but it's under the golf car. But you know, it makes for a good story for a bachelor party. Yeah, you got to find them. Yeah, it's cool. Okay, we got another Adam Ray from from the distance just said that he puked as well. So a three pointer from beyond the arc of a fellow puker. I don't even know where he is. I just heard his voice. That's the thing. Adam Ray has the most beautiful voice. He's got the best voice of our crew. Resonance. Yeah. So it can be coming from it sounds like
Starting point is 00:29:47 the voice of God just kind of pierces your spine. Adam. Thank you, God. Thank you, God. Have a great bachelor party, Adam. Oh, my God. God's cool. I like that God is also the same voice as like Santa Claus. Thank you, God's voice is the same as Hyundai commercials. I always did envision God as Santa Claus, to be honest. Like when I think of God, then America has done its job deforming Christianity. When you think of God as a as a being, what do you see? I see Bismarcky. Why? Okay, good answer. I mean, maybe Morgan Freeman, because I've seen Bruce Almighty. This dude is always watching Bruce. I just love Bruce Almighty. I can't stop watching Bruce.
Starting point is 00:30:52 It is a funny movie. Is that noise from Bruce Almighty? Yeah, it's one of the funniest scenes in movies where... He made his career honest. It's one of the funniest scenes in movies. The last time you watched when Steve Carell is like at the podium and is controlling his mouth alive. Is Jim Carrey controlling him in that? Right. Is he Jesus in that movie? He has the powers of God, right? He becomes God. Yeah, that's why he's all mighty. So God is Jim Carrey. Well, God has the powers of, Jim Carrey has the powers of God, but then Morgan Freeman's like, yo, you got to use your powers fucking right, bro.
Starting point is 00:31:27 Andy Dudefrank. Remember Andy Dudefrank? Andy Dudefrank climbed through, crawled through two miles of shit. I think it was a room bit. No, it was Andy Dudefrank. Andy Dudefrank. Andy Dudefrank crawled through two miles of unmentionable poopoo. Maybe that movie would have won an Oscar if that was the case. I think it did, player. I think it got it. No, it got beat by like Forrest Gump a bunch, right? Damn. Whoa, Shawshank was up against Gump? He's the best. Yeah, if you won't call it that. That's a fucking year, bro. It's crazy. The staying power of Shawshank, obviously everybody watches it whenever it comes
Starting point is 00:32:10 on. It plays all the time. On TNT. You're not really watching Forrest Gump that much, although I would say... Too long. Movie's too long. Shawshank, I think, is... Yeah, they're both really long movies. We get running times from the producers on Shawshank Redemption and Forrest Gump. I'm willing to bet $100 that Forrest Gump is longer than Shawshank Redemption. You're willing to bet? Okay, I'll bet you. I mean, I'll go for a hundred bucks. Hey, I'm willing to jump in the lake right now. What are we saying? What are we saying? But I'm not.
Starting point is 00:32:36 Forrest Gump is longer than Shawshank Redemption. No, we're a hundred dollars. I'm going, Shawshank's got to be longer. I think Shawshank's longer by like 10 minutes. No. Forrest Gump is a very long... Gary Long. Forrest Gump was like two VHSs when it dropped. No, it wasn't. Both are two hours and 22 minutes, they're saying. Wait, they're exactly... They're exactly high. They're the exact same. Oh, my God. What? That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:33:03 One more credit. A couple more credits could have changed the run time. This is insane. This is absolutely insane. Kyle, you're speaking inside baseball right now. We truly... What? Have a hundred dollars on the line and you're telling me that it is the exact same run time. That's insane. Yeah, but I don't believe when you make bets involving any kind of money or anything. I'm good for it. No, you're not. You're not a dude friend.
Starting point is 00:33:25 What is he not good for it? What did he bet? We bet something earlier. We bet the Dua Lipa thing. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Had never saw that cash. Yeah. Yeah, you do owe us for that. Yeah, but if you go back and listen to that episode. You do owe us for that. If you listen to that episode, that was so convoluted and fucking... You guys just ruined that. It's pretty clear cut. Yeah, he was saying that he's betting that Dua Lipa was going to win the song of the year.
Starting point is 00:33:52 Right. Versus the field. Versus everybody. Versus everyone else, and you were going to put your hundred dollars on the line. Right. And your reputation. And then it didn't win. Right. Right. She, that song. Right. Yeah. That song didn't win. And then no one saw any money. So how was that convoluted?
Starting point is 00:34:14 I remember over-engineering the bet for the purposes of entertainment. But we knew what it was. Did you send it to me in Liquid IV? Yes. I'm paying you daily in Liquid IV. Okay. Fair enough. Pour that powder in your mouth or wherever you want to put that powder. It makes everything better. If I had Venmo, I would ask you to Venmo me right now. You don't have a Venmo, dude? I recently got a Venmo?
Starting point is 00:34:36 I don't live in this digital currency. I don't live it. I don't have it. I don't have it. You have to. You don't have. Yeah. This photo is about a deris. I'm over here. Oh, hey. Now we're taking photos. Yeah. Yeah. We're taking a photo.
Starting point is 00:34:50 Guys, we're taking live photos right now. We're at the Master Party. It's getting out of hand. People need us to look certain directions. Taking photos. We're wearing cool sunglasses. A tib is covered in. This guy's got muscles. The shirt is off. He's flexing. There. It is a festival of dudes out here and we are loving it. Man, you know those fucking eggs are kicking in right about now.
Starting point is 00:35:11 What does that mean? Feeling good. Feeling good. Feeling regulated. Does that mean diet? Feeling more calm. Feeling less like we'd all lie. That's what happens when you get, when you're hungry. When you're a little hungry, you just become a liar. You put like really erratic and my behavior becomes like, I don't even know. You like, are you saying this so that when you are like on trial later,
Starting point is 00:35:30 you're like, I told, I, it's out there. I get erratic and do crazy things when I'm hungry. Yeah. And when they found that body, I was starving. I mean, might as well. I was hungry. Okey dokey. Didn't have any fucking jack in the box.
Starting point is 00:35:41 Atiba, have you been jet skiing? So gnarly. You're getting a yes, bro. Everybody's jet skiing. Come on in, dog. Did you catch any air out there? Bad breath. What's up, y'all? No.
Starting point is 00:35:50 What's up, y'all? Atiba Jefferson, everybody. He hooked us up with his sunglasses. He's been jet skiing. He's having a hell of a time. That's the time. He's one of my mung angels. He's one of divine's mung angels.
Starting point is 00:36:06 Perfect. I'm an angel. Yeah. We call him the hopper. He's the one who jumps on the body. Yeah. 100%. Oh, shoot.
Starting point is 00:36:14 I hear the board. I'm not a Rugaloid. Sorry, Kyle. I'm a boarder. Yeah. A board teenager. About damn time. We got some representation.
Starting point is 00:36:24 What are we talking about, dude? I feel the borders don't get enough love. I feel like the Rugaloids is a better name, but the more people are board bros. I'm on Blake's angle right now, because I'm a boarder, bro. I'm a fucking boarder. Give me a hell, yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:40 Yeah. Look at this. Then the true hero of the batch party right here. I'm just going to say, Adam, I love you. Thanks, Todd. And I love you, Love Animal Collective. I love it. Oh, dude.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Oh, yeah, you do. All right. That's cool. I can pound it again, bro. A strong shout out. A strong shout out from Atiba Jefferson. Second guest on the pod. We were playing some last night.
Starting point is 00:37:02 Hey, yes, we were. Animal Collective, if you guys are listening, I'm sure you are. If you want to send us a new theme song, we'll use that. Animal Collective, I know these guys are big fans. I don't know any of them, but I could just tell through their music that they would like us.
Starting point is 00:37:16 Yeah, they definitely could. If they want to send us a theme song, feel free. We got a bunch of mung angels here. They're coming here and floating in, looking for the fried eggs. Yeah, it's definitely starting to bust a little bit. It took about 30 minutes of respecting the podcast, and then they're like, can they wrap it up? And now the wheels are off.
Starting point is 00:37:35 The wheels have fully come off. We got pissed my bed. Hey, watch my life, bro. Wet bed, Mike. Oh, pissed my bed. This is a bit, right? You're doing a bit about pissing the bed. Yeah, it's a bit.
Starting point is 00:37:48 That's lame. That wasn't for sure you. A good popo-sao to you all today. Wow, okay, man. Okay. Popo-sao. I just want to say congrats, Chloe and Adam. I love you both.
Starting point is 00:38:01 Oh, thank you. Popo-sao! Popo-sao, thank you all. Oh, really? I'm sorry. I'm over here. It's a sunglass. Yeah, thank you.
Starting point is 00:38:09 I want to give a shout out to my no-limit soldier neighbor who was listening to the pod simultaneously as I was, and he's been there since he was five years old. So he's like probably 20 now. Who? My neighbor. I was walking my dog. He's like, what's up?
Starting point is 00:38:24 Like, you're going to the bachelor party? Oh, he knew about it. Wow, now there's some hugs coming in. Oh, we got a kiss. We're getting forehead kisses. I got a lot of bald head kisses last night. Oh, yeah, I can't rub it in and touch it in. If you're just joining us now, we're having fun.
Starting point is 00:38:41 He's one of my mung angels, one of my many mung angels. Hot, hot, hot, hot. One guy has a backpack on, like inside for breakfast. We're at a dining room table in a house. People are behind us. Winning. Yeah. How many, how many?
Starting point is 00:38:56 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight human men. Eight human men, eight hungover human men are behind us. It's like we got a bucket. It's like if Harry and the Henderson's had several Harry's. That's what's happening right now. And that was another episode. If Harry and the Henderson's had several Harry's. That's a good pitch though.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Oh, the bloodies keep coming. I think you just cracked the pitch. Henderson and the Harry's, dude. Henderson and the Harry's. Yeah, flip it. So now John Lithgow, he goes into the forest to kill himself because he had like a rough life. He's over the top, right?
Starting point is 00:39:32 Here we go. He's about to jump off the cliff. No one believes him that a Sasquatch lived with his family. Right. And it destroyed his reputation. He got divorced. His wife is like fucking like a real estate mogul now. He's been shamed.
Starting point is 00:39:46 Fucking a real estate mogul or she is a real estate mogul. Both. Both. She's fucking one and then took over his business. Flipping houses on a reality show together. And they bought his house. They were like, you can't afford to live here anymore. And they bought it and he goes, fine, take it.
Starting point is 00:39:59 He goes to the cliff. He jumps before he hits the ground. The Sasquatch catches him and he goes, you live with us now. Yes. Come with us. And I do a John Lithgow. Let me do it for the pitch. OK.
Starting point is 00:40:10 Harry. Yep. Thanks for saving me. Yes. Have you seen the third rock from the sun? Well, that's really good. Adam Ray, everybody. Adam Ray, everybody.
Starting point is 00:40:22 It brings in third rock. So we're a third rock. Harry and the Henderson's multiverse. Got it. Holy fuck. There's the Lithgow verse. Yeah. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:40:31 Galverse. Wow. That. I love that we're all rocking the Oakleys. It's all coming together. And there's like, I mean, I love this pitch. I do too. It's holy for me when Adam Ray came in here
Starting point is 00:40:43 and blew us out of the fucking water with the Lithgow. I love that Adam Ray. So talented. He has a John Lithgow. Right, right, right. Ready to go. Not many people. I do want to say I'm officiating the wedding
Starting point is 00:40:53 as John Lithgow slash Isaac Horne. Yeah. What? What? Adam. Adam. This wedding is so fucking punk rock. That's amazing.
Starting point is 00:41:01 Congrats, Adam and Chloe. Rage. How did you have that? Get those Dennis, Dennis D, cancer-free eggs, and bacon ready. He's got a Lithgow, bro. When did you start doing this Lithgow? When did you first discover you had a Lithgow?
Starting point is 00:41:20 About five minutes ago. No way. No way. You've just never done a Lithgow? I've done, my brother-in-law rapper Derte, brother-in-law, believes in Bigfoot, and so I make fun of him for believing in Bigfoot, and I did a Lithgow to him once.
Starting point is 00:41:34 That's rude. What's that? It's rude to make fun of him for believing in Bigfoot, but that's tight. Yeah. But he's not a little boy. He's an adult man. That's true.
Starting point is 00:41:40 Got him. It's still just like, you know, you're shaming him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But also, people are too sensitive now. You should be able to make fun of people when they're done. Right. Thank you. OK.
Starting point is 00:41:52 The people that were like, Corona virus, Corona beer, that made a beer made a virus. I've seen a Sasquatch print. I've seen a picture of a Sasquatch print. I've also seen a footprint. No, stop, dude. Yeah, and we're allowed to make fun of you for believing it. I'm doing it so that you can't.
Starting point is 00:42:06 I'll keep that game. I know you're doing it. Come on, man. This Bloody Mary number two is way stronger than the first one. OK. Gracias, señorita. Isaac's getting a heavy hand on these boards. I'm going to be puking in no time.
Starting point is 00:42:22 Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University, and I've spent my career exploring the three-pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand
Starting point is 00:42:47 our lives and our experiences. Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or can we create new senses for humans? Or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman
Starting point is 00:43:15 on the iHeart radio app Apple Watch. Last season, millions tuned in to the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I scrolled down, and that's when I saw
Starting point is 00:43:39 a lot of the stories that I've heard about. I scrolled down, and that's when I saw a hidden folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I gotta get out of the house.
Starting point is 00:44:08 He's gonna find out that I've seen this, he's gonna come kill me. Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. It took four murders before the police finally realized
Starting point is 00:44:39 that one person was responsible. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed freeway fan. This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car or thrown out of the car. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother.
Starting point is 00:45:05 That guy is, he's out of sync with even the worst people. I thought that they would catch him. I thought it was just a matter of time. Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Do you think you're gonna yackle again? You don't think?
Starting point is 00:45:31 I feel like I woke up today not feeling like, not my best. Right. But then this has really turned it around for me. The hair of the dog. Do we want to mention the fact that before we got here, when everyone was in route, what were you doing? Jetskiing and drinking. You didn't puke?
Starting point is 00:45:47 That shit's important. Oh, I puked, well I drank. You woke up and puked yesterday. I woke up and puked yesterday. What? Well, yeah, we were playing beer does. And so I drank like 10 beers the night before, and I haven't drank that many beers concurrently
Starting point is 00:46:03 in a very long time. Like if we drank it in like an hour and a half, I had like 10 beers. And we're just so bloated the next morning. I'm like working out, because I know I have to earn. Jetskiing? I'm working out by Jetskiing. Bro, that's tough.
Starting point is 00:46:14 I'm doing slaps. That is so tough. I'm like doing my crossfit-y shit, being a fucking athlete, fitness style. Not at all. Right, not as hard as Jetskiing. And I just yacked, and it tasted exactly like Coors Light and Puppy Chow.
Starting point is 00:46:28 Like the perfect mix. Puppy Chow to like kids snack. What would you eat? What would you eat? I agree. Say, adult snack. Puppy Chow to kids. It's fucking delicious.
Starting point is 00:46:34 What? Wait, Puppy Chow is for dogs. Not Puppy Chow, dog food. It's right there. Puppy Chow like Midwest. That's Muddy Buddies. That's called a Muddy Buddy. Hey, no.
Starting point is 00:46:42 Homie, we're in the Midwest. I don't know a goddamn thing about Puppy Chow for humans. This is Muddy Buddy. Look it up. Let me see it. Okay, this is called a Muddy Buddy. No, not here? Yeah, this is a fucking Muddy Buddy.
Starting point is 00:46:52 Well, right here. This is People Chow right here, by the way. That's okay. That's a fun play. That's a fun play. A fun play? It doesn't say Muddy Nothing. I've never heard it called that.
Starting point is 00:47:01 Well, I just got to try it. Well, it's delicious. I love it. Well, you're not in California anymore, okay, Blake? You're in the Midwest, and here we call it Puppy Chow. I'm pissed now. All right. That's a weird thing to call it.
Starting point is 00:47:12 Now let me try this stuff. What is weird about it? Admittedly, it is a weird thing. It is weird. It does not look like dog food, but I guess it kind of does. Dude, that's fucking good. But it's delicious. So anyways, imagine you puke that the next day.
Starting point is 00:47:23 It's actually kind of pleasant. Right. When I puked it, I was like, I didn't mind facing that again. What do they call that, a repeat? When you burp and you taste it, is that called a repeat? Can be. I don't know. Take two?
Starting point is 00:47:35 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. And that's all just covered in cocaine. That's crazy. That's a really weird snack to have. This is a really expensive snack that we bought at the local Hivee. Shout out to Hivee Food Stores.
Starting point is 00:47:49 Shout out. I don't call them grocery stores anymore. I call them food stores. Hivee is a very Midwestern grocery store chain. And shout them out. There's a helpful smile in every aisle. Oh, is that their thing? Or did you just make that up?
Starting point is 00:48:05 No, that's their thing. Well, there's a helpful smile in every aisle. By the way, there's not. I went there. I'm like, I'm asking this kid. People hate their life. Yeah. And I'm like, hey, man, do you know where the solo cups are?
Starting point is 00:48:18 And he looked at me like I'm a fucking asshole. And he goes, you know what I mean? I don't know, dude. It's my second day. Oh, man. And I'm like, I got this started out as like, love it. Shout out to them. Although.
Starting point is 00:48:28 Although. Fuck that. Wait, wait, wait, wait. And then he also took his Oakley's off. Was he wearing Oakley's? He should have been. He should have been. No, that's Hivees.
Starting point is 00:48:37 The first time I ever had an overeasy egg. Because their thing is they have. Hey, I don't know what that is, brother. They have little like restaurants attached to each one of them. And so we are firing up on a whole set of bull out of word. I'd never heard of him before. He was searching for the word restaurant. Dude, well, I called the grocery store a food store earlier.
Starting point is 00:49:07 So that's where I met. Yeah, we ordered eggs. And my dad goes, my dad goes, I'll take mine over easy. I'm like, what's that? And he goes, just get it. I got it. Just get it. Didn't know that you could do eggs any other way than scrambled.
Starting point is 00:49:23 Exactly. It opened my eyes. Shout out to Hivee. Wait, wait, wait. Just the other day, you didn't know you could have eggs. No, he's talking about his child. Hivee. When you were a child.
Starting point is 00:49:32 Yeah, when I was a child. I'm tripping on something, though. That's a grocery store with a fucking restaurant. Yeah, dog. Sit down. Bro. Yeah, man. That's so dope.
Starting point is 00:49:40 You can go like work out and grocery shop and like push the card around. Wait, what? Wait, how's that a workout? Well, you know, like you're pushing the card around and stuff. You're like, yeah. You kind of just relate any kind of activity. Is a workout for you. Yeah, I mean, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:56 So you're working out your arm right now by holding the microphone. I'm stretching. Yeah. Does your Apple Watch say you've got your steps yet or what? Let me see where I'm at on my watch, bro. By the way, they just started doing dishes behind us. I love that we respected the podcast for 30 minutes. Now we're fully doing dishes.
Starting point is 00:50:13 Well, there's also a huge announcement. It looks like we have a giant box of hot pockets that got delivered. Yeah, I don't. So that's pretty cool. Who? Oh, this is big. Me. Yeah, I don't know how.
Starting point is 00:50:25 Pepperoni and Sausage Hot Pockets. That's big. Are hot pockets a sponsor of the pod? Because they should be. Hot pod kits? They most definitely should be. Hot pod kits. I don't want to hold it.
Starting point is 00:50:35 Thank you, though. Wait, why? Didn't we have somebody reach out to us about hot pockets? What was it? So I said we were coming out to the Brozarks and I just want hot pockets to be there. And then hot pockets DM'd me like, heard you talking shit. Wait, what was the? What's the name of the show?
Starting point is 00:50:50 They said talking shit? They were mad? No, no, like good shit. But Blazer, what is the name of the handle? It's very funny. I don't remember. What is it? I can't.
Starting point is 00:50:59 It's like, it's like, fuck. It's at hot pockets. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's like a play on. It's crazy. It's tasty hot pockets. What the handle of their Instagram or their Twitter handle is something. It's probably microwave us.
Starting point is 00:51:16 Do you remember when they started to do the croissant pockets and they changed the fucking gizane? Dude, I used to fuck up a lean pocket. Yeah. I was a lean pocket boy. That's right. You were. What?
Starting point is 00:51:27 Yeah. You really thought that shit was like going to get you spelt? No, it was. I didn't think it was going to get. It was just I'm going to get me less fat than the normal hot. Than the normal hot pocket. Well, did you? And that is true.
Starting point is 00:51:40 It's just absolutely less fat. And on this pod, we respect hot pockets and I love hot pockets. Yeah. And hot pockets are the bomb. And I say, fuck whatever breakfast they're trying to make us. Let's just eat 25 hot pockets. I can't find it. But the guy's name was like Pep Aroni or some shit.
Starting point is 00:51:58 But it was good. I can't remember it. Shut the fuck up. Well, shout out to Hot Pockets for looking it up. I thought someone just bought these hot pockets and was like, you know what? I don't trust Adam to have groceries for us because he calls a grocery store a food store
Starting point is 00:52:12 and can't remember the name of a restaurant. Sure. So then they just sent Hot Pockets. But no, big shout out to Hot Pockets for actually coming through. Thank you, Hot Pockets. Do you Cali boys say market? Did you grow up saying market? For what?
Starting point is 00:52:25 For a grocery store. No. They say market in LA. For the grocery store. That's weird. I don't know. I'm having fun over here. What?
Starting point is 00:52:32 You just shut off. I know. What happened? You were fine just a minute ago. What's happening, Durst? You're getting sad. Is it time to ride the bull? Yeah, ride the bull.
Starting point is 00:52:41 Durst just goes, it was a funny thing. I'll look at it. It goes quiet for three minutes. I can't find it. It's better. Did you guys say market? Bitcoin was down. I'm crushed.
Starting point is 00:52:51 Dude, remember the guy? So I was flying here from Atlanta to KC. And the dude was watching that stock market channel or whatever. Losing his mind. Losing his mind. Like so mad at the stocks. Yeah. Like hitting the chair next to me.
Starting point is 00:53:08 I'm like, is he going to punch me because the stocks are going down? You're such a bitch. That's what went through your mind. Is he going to punch me? I was scared. Because of stocks, he was an agro stock dude. Super agro. I've never seen somebody like react to stocks like it's sports.
Starting point is 00:53:22 Well, they're moving so fast now, right? You kind of can't. Can I tell you something? I mean, I don't know. Everybody who is a trader looks at stocks like they're sports. Trader. Yeah. That's the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:53:30 Yeah, that's what they get off on. Trader. But also don't, like unless that is your job. Unless that is your job, don't worry about it. Just invest in companies that you think will be around in 30 years. And then truly don't look at it. I agree with that. That's my business advice.
Starting point is 00:53:46 Do not look at it. Guns and butter. Look at it like twice a year. Is that guns and butter? Yeah, you want the graph that's going like this, but a lot of people are after these fucking quick graphs right now. Not us. What about that slow money, Kyle?
Starting point is 00:53:57 You've got to burn, doggy. Yeah, I don't know. Only invest in things you like. Okie dokie. Get them. Yeah. Yep. Keeba Jefferson with that hot ball.
Starting point is 00:54:05 Intel. Big pharma. You've heard like people like me like stuff no one else likes. Nintendo. Yeah, you would make porn. No, I lose money. Yeah. He goes, that's fine, dude.
Starting point is 00:54:15 No, but isn't that what they did with like the fucking game stop shit? They like liked it and they held it and they fucking manipulated that shit. Alright, let me call them. That shit's tight. Let me call those guys. Love the fucking pirates out there, bro. That shit's important.
Starting point is 00:54:28 None of us invest like that. Any of us like day trade or anything like that. I see people do that all the time just on like Robin Hood or whatever. Yeah, right. Robin Hood. That's the app. That's the app. I've never heard of it.
Starting point is 00:54:41 That's the app where you can get in and start fucking trading. That's why all these people are throwing like their digital currency in there and then they're watching it and that's why he's about to punch you because he's like, I fucking put everything in this. Yeah. I haven't had any advice except for like the people on Reddit. You know? Right.
Starting point is 00:54:56 He was stressed. That's where it is. It's like Wall Street bets. I felt bad for him, man. Zach, what you got over there, dawg? Okay, right now there's a person with some things over there. Wow, we got some props coming in. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:08 Zach made us all t-shirts. He's christened everyone, the divine Mung Angels. I will say like I was a little worried that Zach was like in charge of getting all this stuff done. He's just a surfer, bro. A little like, but look at this guy. Yeah. Prepared as hell.
Starting point is 00:55:26 He's got a fanny pack. Uh-oh. Game over. Look at this. Game over, man. I'll put this on right now. And we're wearing this to Michael's piece. No bottoms on too.
Starting point is 00:55:40 This is just his pants. I thought we were going to Hoggarden. Yeah. I'm a little disappointed at how few dicks I've seen. Zach's had a stick out last night. What do you mean? Full free gas ring. No stop.
Starting point is 00:55:49 You went skinny dipping last night. Oh yeah, I did see your dick. I just remembered. Did you go skinny dipping too? Yeah, your dick is forgettable, dude. That's good. It's burned into my memory. It's a non-starter.
Starting point is 00:56:02 You got a nice-looking cock, Zach. That's what you want. You want a forgettable dick. Yeah. You got a botch circumcision. You don't want everyone to be like, It's so small you're remembered. Now I'm kind of remembering it.
Starting point is 00:56:11 Yeah, you want to just be like, that's a dick. I've been told I got a great, great doctor. Like that's the gold standard of circumcision. This is your dick. Moving on. Oh, it's good, good circumcision. Yeah, you were snipped well. You were snipped well.
Starting point is 00:56:24 Great. I wonder, do you know who did it? Do you have his name? Or hers? It was in the forest. Wow. You were snipped well. Wow.
Starting point is 00:56:34 Adam's looking good, Adam. So guys, if you're just tuning in at home, he's wearing all sorts of bachelor panties. Banana forever. Same vagina forever, baby. Get cozy. Wow.
Starting point is 00:56:47 We're back. I love it. I love it. Hey guys, any take backs giveaways or compliments? Are we there? Are we back? Apologies. Yours is full in the rip corner.
Starting point is 00:56:58 Yours is done. You checked out, bro. I'm trying to go work out. Yeah. Right away, brother. Let's go fucking, yeah, so let's go. Should we do another one in like three hours though? Another podcast?
Starting point is 00:57:07 Yeah, as much as we can get ahead on this stuff. I think our producers would love that. Should we bring the headphones? Yeah, sorry, forgot those in my bag. Is that a take back or an apology? Would you like to take back or apologize for that? Yeah, I would like to apologize. The one thing I forgot to pack was the damn headphones.
Starting point is 00:57:24 So, but we made it work because we're in the same room. I never unplugged this stuff. It's in a nest in the corner and I grabbed it. I'm not coming from my house. I was coming from Atlanta. I had a lot to think about. Get off my back. Okay.
Starting point is 00:57:36 But why do you unplug? Why does anything come out of this? Get off my back. Well, because it's, you have to. You have to unplug stuff to roll it up and coil it up properly. Thank you, Kyle. And look at, and I can reach over and I can touch you.
Starting point is 00:57:48 I never do. Adam doesn't either. And I can feel that. Adam and I are going to be friends longer than friends with you guys. Yeah, we're the best friends. I like this side of the table. That's fine. We're over here.
Starting point is 00:57:57 Well guys, thank you for listening to this absolutely insane episode. We're pretty hungover. My mom's here. She wants to say hi to the podcast. Wow. Hi. Hi. All right.
Starting point is 00:58:12 Say something really funny. Something really funny. Yeah. That's it. Penny, penny, penny, penny, penny, penny, penny, penny. The jokes are in the jeans. Bop, bop, saw. Wow.
Starting point is 00:58:28 You know what I mean. That was sick. Oh, hell yeah. Dennis, Dennis, Dennis, Dennis, Dennis, Dennis, Dennis, Dennis. Bop, bop, bop, saw. Doesn't get any better. Mug angels. Mug angels.
Starting point is 00:58:44 Mug angels. Mug angels. Mug angels. And that's another episode of Bop, Bop, Bop, Bop, Bop. This is important. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. I did not get 12 feet of air. I lied about it.
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