This Is Important - Ep 56: VolcanedeBeaver

Episode Date: September 28, 2021

Today, this is what's important:Youtuber culture, the VMAs, James Dean, Angelyne, The Room, sci-fi pandemic films, the Ernest films, working on location, singing bad news, freeganism, the Game Over Man sequel, best airports, Kids Bop, TikTok dances, and more. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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what's the most important bottom line critical thing happening on this planet. Today on This Is Important, John Claude Van Dam looks exactly like Ernest. There's an alligator out there with a pussy. All I'm saying is Kentucky's in the south, dude. The dirty south. It's not semantics. This is important. Buckle up. Yo. Oh, right. Hello. Hi, nation. Wopan Gangnam Style. What? Oh, right. Oh, now I remember what the podcast is. I feel like I'm not clicked in until the Popo Zao, and then I'm like, oh, right, this is us. And then this is what we do. Welcome back, TII Nation. And thank you for the Wampum Gangnam Style.

Absolutely. Hey, what's up, guys? What's up, Unders? Hi, Unders. Hey. Hey, Kyle. Hey, what's up, Adam? How you doing? Not much. I'm doing good. How are you, Blake? I'm doing great. Hi. How are you? How are you? Hey, Blake. How's it going, dude? Love your smile. Hey, guys. Hey, what's up, YouTubers? How are you? Smash the subscribe. Like and subscribe. Ring that bell. Do you guys watch anything on YouTube where people are hosting it? And I don't. For whatever reason, they all think they need to open up the episode or whatever you call it with the same like, what's up, fam? Like, it's the same shit. Everyone's just doing the same thing.

TII Nation. Right. It's so weird. We always open up with like, no, no, no, no. I'm not saying one dude opens up the same. I'm saying many different people start their YouTube, whatever's the exact same way. You're saying there's a universal YouTube call sign when you start. Yes. It's fucking weird. There's an art of the vlog. What is it? Let's start doing it. It's like, hey, what's up, world? Or like, what's up, guys? And you're just like, but it's no, no, no, no. But it's the same cadence. If there's a weird, there's a weird cadence to these YouTube hosts who are like, we're back again, y'all. I'm going to show you guys these new nails I bought. These are for wood.

These are for drywall. Yeah. Do your kids any, and this goes for any y'all, maybe not Kyle, because I don't think his child is deep into the YouTube game quite yet. No, no, he's not. But do your kids, Durs or Blake, want to be YouTubers when they grow up? I think the children are like, super more aware of like, just like being famous. I know that's always been a thing, but like, I don't know, I kind of always grew up just wanting to like, be in comedy and not so much caring about like the fame of it all. But it seems like that influencing and YouTube makes it. Yeah. I feel like as a little kid, I didn't even think of like being an actor. I just thought like, yeah, movies are a thing that we watch

together as a family, but like, I want to be a baseball player. A dancer. I just want to be a dancer. You want to be discovered, discovered at a wedding as a dancer. Did you say you wanted to be a baseball player? Yeah. When I was like, real young, and then like 12, I was like, oh, I can't, you know, play baseball in the new wheelchair. So yeah, it's impossible. And everyone was like, didn't you want to play baseball? And you're like, I was joking. I tell jokes. I'm a jokester. I love jokes. But it's weird. Kids, kids like love YouTube now. Blake, are you saying that these kids are just wanting to skip the craft and go straight to the fame? Is that what's happening on YouTube right now? Well, I think it, I think it directly is,

is like a trickle down from like, you can see how many people view stuff, you can see how many people like stuff. Like it's very monetized in that way. Like before you would just throw it into the dark, you could kind of guess how many people were on your jock. But now you know if you're famous or not, because the numbers know how many people are on your jock, right? Exactly. Do you have that jock counter up top? That's hell. Right. I wish that's what the like button was called jock counter. And you jump on my jock. How many jocks do you have? Smash that jock button. How many guys are on your jock? Smash that jock button. Come on. Smash my jock. Let's go. You got any more? You got another one? Okay. That other one was Lil Nas X at the BMAs though.

So good. Oh my god. Can we talk about how fucking he gave out a battle cry of a let's go and it would just got me juiced, man. I bet the rest got you juiced too. Let's hear it again. Let's hear it. Let's go. You can feel it. You can feel it. He hit it with a Z. Let's go. That's great. He wanted to go. He fucking killed it. But nah, he tweaken though. He tweaken. He killed it at the BET awards and then just when you think you can't outdo himself, he outdid himself. Well, he buttfucked a ton of dudes on stage, right? Did he? Yeah. He was just in like a little pit of men. It was very sexual. Yeah, he was in a little booty short. I watched her for like 30 seconds and then you had to finish. I got to go to the bathroom. I couldn't watch it anymore before jerking off,

dude. It was too hot to handle, man. It was hot. There were guys like rubbing their dicks and I was like, are we, can we do that now? What's the deal? Wait, I didn't see this. What the fuck? What do you mean? How are they rubbing it? Can you show? Can you show us since this is a video pod? Yeah, I don't know if I can. That's what I'm asking. Like, is it like a show us right now as friends? No, it was like a sexual. No, dude, you have to watch the video. It's like, I watch, I like, I literally turned it on and I just saw a man bent over and him grabbing a dude by the waist and butt fucking him. And I'm like, Oh, he rocks. It was great. Well, they're not actually butt fucking. It's obviously a pantomime of a butt hair. It's a pantomime of a butt hair. Yeah,

it's pantomime. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's the difference between us and we could start at their penis, dude. Things have gotten advanced. Let's go. Things have gotten advanced, dude. I like the way it's going. Things have gotten real sexual. So this is the new, like, Brittany and Madonna kissing is like not butt fucking a dancer. That's dope. Thank you. Yeah. Now, like, women could just kiss all day long people like that. We've seen it. You old ass millennials. Now, this is great. This is pushing the art forward. This is fantastic. But it's not Kyle. It isn't though. And I don't want to. What do you mean? Okay. Okay. Put your foot down. But you said it's pushing the art forward. Okay. And here's why it's not. And here's why it's not. Okay.

I'm to tell. Hot take, hot take. We're waiting because and this is an old man's dance, I guess, but the VMAs are so fucking corporate now. It's crazy. Brought to you by American Express. Yeah. You think he's like wiling out and like pushing the envelope, but like, it's so sponsored. Nobody cares. It's all good. It's not everyone's not like shocked. No one's surprised. They love it. Yeah, but that's a good thing to put in the mainstream. No, it's a commercial. I mean, everything is a commercial. Be a whatever it is. It's still a it's still like, you know, him expressing himself on stage through choreography. So like, that's dope. When we were growing up and we saw that shit, that shit would be outrage, right? I know. I think

there is some outrage. But what I'm saying is that it was everything wasn't brought to you by fucking Snickers or whatever. Like, because if that didn't satisfy you, Adam, a Snickers would. Yeah, but money pushes art forward too. This butt fucking has been brought to you by. Yeah, but I mean, we're talking about the VMAs, dog. That's always been that's never been like a super punk rock fucking thing. It's always been very much worse now than ever. They're like this next Lil Nas butt fucking performance will be brought to you by corn nut. And that's cool. That's that means the art is progressing. That's good. I feel like I don't understand. I like this is the one this is the one time Kyle's taking like the side of like

corporate America. It's very weird. I like it. Yeah. He's like, no, it's great. I actually love it. I don't quite understand it, though. I don't quite understand it because the money follows like the culture. Then you know what I mean? So like, this is the culture pop exactly and the money is supporting that. So like, what's what's the problem with that? To me, that's financial progress. I've been thinking about this a lot lately, though. Like, you have to tell. It was like a thing when we were coming up like selling out was goofy. Like you didn't give up your art to brands because then what would happen is what we live in today where literally every single thing we see is a commercial. We're all just walking commercials now. You tag your shit. Right. Brought

to you by Tushy. This podcast is brought to you by Manscaped. Yeah, exactly. This friendship is brought to you by Liquid IV. They're best buds. We promise. Perfect. But I was like, I mean, I feel like the internet started because we were also sick of watching commercials in between TV shows. And now literally, the internet is just commercials without you even knowing their commercials. Oh, dude, I was thinking about this today, too, because I was watching Norm's. Norm has a show on Netflix and he's always like, you want a Red Bull? Norm McDonald? RIP. RIP. Didn't give him flowers. But he was, he was given out Red Bulls. He's like, you want something from the drink thing? I mean, he's given out Red Bulls and people are drinking Red Bulls

on the screen. I'm like, yeah, product placement. Perfect. Perfect. Then I thought back to like, I'm pretty sure our opening shot of workaholics because of the relationship that Viacom had with Red Bull is a floating Red Bull bull in the pool. Like it is an indoor, like a commercial is our first shot. That was on purpose? Yeah. Yeah. But Red Bull was punk rock back then. Red Bull was counterculture. I don't think that was on purpose, was it? That was 1000% on purpose because they had to deal with Viacom. And I was like, I got the shot. Then I wouldn't have done the show. I'm out. I'm a monster guy. I put it in there. Then I walked. I put it in there. Sell out. Hey, Kyle, now I pass on the show and I want you to digitally erase me from the show.

That's what's cool, though, is if they were smart, they could turn that into a monster can. They could turn that into anything they wanted now. Right. Wouldn't that be so tight if we could do that? If we're like, you know what? Enough is enough. Fucking replace me. And then they just replace you with some other actor of this old show. It's just another Blake's face. Timothy Chalamet. Yes, exactly. That would be so wild. What we're going to get there to where it's just Tom Cruise's in every movie and they digitally age him down to where he looks 25 again. I mean, I'm thinking like that would be sick if you kind of played movies like you do say like a video game where you choose your character. You could choose who you want to see in the movie. Like

you could pick the actors and plug them in. This is so scary. So there was a big thing when they were replacing Chris Plummer in the money movie. No, they were right. Or they replaced Kevin Spacey with Chris Plummer. Yeah, right. And then they just did the same thing with Tig Notaro and Krystalia, you know, in the zombie movie. Right. But there was something where somebody cast fucking James Dean in a movie. Right. They actually cast, a director actually cast James Dean in a movie. The porn dude? The porn actor? No, the dead actor, the dead actor from Rebel Without a Cause. Oh, I don't know. I know one James Dean. Kyle, the way you're phrasing this, you're like a director actually cast James Dean. This was what they were talking about.

Well, I think that's right. That's what I heard too. And then it's like his estate had to sign off on it. Yeah. And then the estate is going to get paid for it. Oh, yeah. This is like an Asian dude. Right. That's so bizarre. Is this an American movie or Asian movie? Right. I can't remember the details of the movie, but yes, the estate was getting paid and they had enough information about James Dean's face that they got an impersonator to come in and do the movie or this was the plan. I don't know what came of it, but they got an impersonator to come in and do the movie and then they put his face. It was Blake. On that guy's face. Blake looks just like James Dean. I'm James Dean. Hey, hey, you're tearing me apart. I'm James Dean. You're tearing me apart.

I remember when I was like, do you remember at the Camden, Martinique, where we used to live? In Costa Mesa? In Costa Mesa. And I had a giant poster of James Dean in my bathroom. Oh, cool, dude. Hollywood. Just because I think I went to Hot Topic and bought a bunch of posters. And then people, I don't know, we had some, it was like a theater thing, came over to my house and all the gay dudes in the theater group were like, oh, I didn't know you're gay, dude. I'm like, I'm not like, what? They're like, James Dean, he's like a gay icon. And they were like, whoa. Great ass. They're like, he's a gay icon and you have it like, it was like over, it was like basically over my bed. It was right there. I'm like, I didn't know.

I didn't know. It's okay. I'm fine with it. I wasn't aware. Fast forward a little nauseous. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I should have just had that and like, Wizard of Oz shit about my bed. Yeah, I knew about Wizard of Oz. And little, little nausex. Early, early nausex. Early nausex when he was like nine, it's super weird that I have it over my bed. Very illegal. This kid is going to be, did you say nine? Good. Yeah. Cause he's so much younger than me. He must have been like, yeah, maybe that. I'll give you that. Maybe that.

We're not going to do the age thing here. Okay. Come on. I don't want anybody to know old I am. Come on. That's right. Right. I was 20. I bet he's like, what? No, I'm saying 10 years younger than me. Less, more than 15. Little nausex. I think he's like 20. Isn't it? We're not going to do the age thing. Yeah. I don't know. He's little, dude. The guy's little. I mean, there's lots of little. I mean, Lil Wayne's so Lil Wayne, the guy's like 45. Yeah. Old Wayne. No, but noz X is like, he's like 22. Can the producers give us the age of Lil Noz X? I think he's like 22. Oh, shit. I got it right now.

Right on the money. Boom. You're 22 year old. He saw that VMA performance and he was like, that's a 22 year old body pushing the art. The youth will always push the art forward. All right. Let's go. Brought to you by Korn. You can push the art. Brought to you by Bugles. Well, I think that's the difference between like our generation, like millennials. We were like, you know what? Yeah, gays should be able to get married. And then this generation Z is like pushing

it so far forward that like the old guard was like, no, gays shouldn't be able to get married, like fucking old people. And we're like, no, they should be able to get married. And then generation Z is like, well, we're all polyamorous. There's no gender anymore. And we're all fucking each other. And then the old guard is now like, all right, gay marriage is fine. Right. You guys can get married. It's fine. We'll give you that one. Well, that's kind of exactly, that's a great plan of attack is like push it way all the way forward so that like people aren't weirdly offended by

shit that they shouldn't be offended by. It's crazy. Right. It came back fire though. It could. Yeah. Because like, I just wanted to do the podcast with Kyle, but I was like, well, let me start by asking all the guys and then you stayed. And then we all agreed and here we are. Right.

Right. And I was like, well, fuck. We were like, friendship. Yeah! Durs, let's do a DK talk. Durs and Kyle, let's do it. Yeah. Oh, DK. I'd be hyped on that.

What would that be? Polycharged. Yeah, it would be super. Yeah, we would get into it. That would be Polychar. We would talk voter voting and politics. Yeah. If you guys could just talk like local California politics the whole time, that would be sick.

Anybody vote for, what's that chick's name? Who has the pink Corvettes? Diane or what? Oh, Angeline. Oh, Angeline. Angeline. So if you don't live in California, LA, there's a woman who, she must be like 80 years old now, but she looks like a Barbie doll from

from Mattel. Sponsored by Mattel. She is like platinum blonde. She's been driving these pink Corvettes for the last like 30 years. Can I say, still kind of, huh? Yeah. Oh, she can get it. Are you kidding me?

Kind of, bro. Absolutely. She ran for governor. She was like on that list. 70. She's 70. And she doesn't look a day over 68. Yeah.

Great ass! She's a legend though. Yeah, she is. She's on billboards. She is. I remember like, she's like a West Hollywood legend. And she has like, she had, I remember when we first, when I first moved to LA, there was like billboards of Angeline or Angeline?

Yeah. Angeline. I believe it's Angeline. And there was like billboards everywhere. And then, and then I saw, I've seen her, you know, obviously just living there, you would see her out and about. And it was always like a rare spot. And you're like, oh, there she is.

As if she's a real Sarah. Like a Sasquatch. All she is is just a woman who paid to have billboards of herself up. And then like has branded herself like the queen of West Hollywood. And she just wears all pink. But what's fucking dope? Yeah. What's her profession?

What's her thing? No, that is her thing. Just being her. Rocking our world. She wants to be an actress, I believe, but she never made it. Yeah. So she just like is like a, she's a, she is, she just is pink. And she's like, I'm the pink person.

And yeah. Yeah. And she drives a pink Corvette. When you say it like that, it doesn't sound cool, but it's very cool. Yeah. She's like super cool, dude. She's got a cool car. No, no, I just want to get to the bottom of it.

You know, I don't, I mean, yeah, obviously it's so sick. Yes. She drives a pink Corvette period. Obviously super sick. I'm sure people give her like, you know, whatever her rate is, $1,000 or $2,000, whatever, to like come to their party and be like a novelty and be like, look, we got Angeline. Yeah.

She on cameo. Over there by the, by the shrimp bowl. I heard she's a really bad party guest though. She just fucking rages, break shit, steal shit. Dude, that sounds fun as well. That sounds like you, dude. Angeline. Well, you can't have two go-hards.

I just, I don't know, right. Blake Anderson and Angeline cannot be in the same place. That's too much hot energy. I want to get on a billboard with her. Maybe I could fight her on Triller. That would be pretty cool. Me versus Angeline. Oh, you couldn't, evidently you could pay her to take a photo with her.

On her Corvette, which I think maybe we all do. Next time we're all in Hollywood together, we, we do that. She'll be dead, Adam. Yeah. Next time we're all here together. Oh yeah. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart.

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where it like had that billboard up in Hollywood forever. Yeah, when I moved here, it was up. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's that dude's name, Tommy Wiseau? Yeah, that sounds right. Tommy Wiseau, yeah. What was the movie that Seth Rogen made about? The Disaster Artist.

Right. Well, I don't know. Well, it was James Franco's film. Right. Have you guys ever seen, well, it's canceled. Okay. It's his movie. Have you guys ever seen the, absolutely. Have you ever seen The Room, the actual movie, The Room? Yeah. Yeah. Kyle?

Yes. Yes. 1000%. Dude, it's fucking charged. Bro, that was a film school must. This guy's so charged right now. Why is he so charged about it, dude? I love The Room. It's so good. That was a film school must because you'd go on, I mean, everybody came to LA and you like see this billboard

and you're like, what is this? I didn't think it was good. Hot take. Oh, you didn't? Anders? Yeah. Whoa, Ders. I'm pissed now. I thought it was bad.

Yeah. Shut the fuck up. I'm siding with Anders on this one, and I didn't think it was good. It drags. Yeah. Yeah, it lacks plot. There's some plot holes.

The acting, the acting's fine. Yeah, that's the best part is the really good acting. It lacks arcing. It's really just very rough. I agree. I agree. It's great. I think the acting is fantastic. The only thing that could have made it better, if my favorite actor in the world, Kyle Newchick,

was in the movie, then that's the only way the acting could have been better. Wow. Can I stand by that, dude? Hey, they'll be able to do that. Oh, man. You'll be able to plug them in. There's no way. Tommy Wiseau is it.

He's a genius. He really put his all on that screen. It's awesome. Did he ever make a follow-up film, or was he a one and done? Done. That's it. He just hung on to that.

I mean, some of these guys, actually, there was one from the Bay Area that a guy made one around the same time called Bird Demic. Did you guys ever hear about this film? Oh, yeah. Bird Demic. I've heard the name.

Yeah. Where it has like the bad CGI birds that... Oh, yeah. There's like the beach and the fucking seagulls go crazy. Oh, that's what it is. It's like birds. It's so good. It's like birds.

Yeah, but it's like all the birds are now attacking everyone. And the dude couldn't afford the CG. So what ended up in the movie are these sickest computer graphics you will ever see. Right. Well, you know what would be really fun, guys? Instead of trying to make a really good movie for the next movie that we do together,

besides the workaholics movie, we should do... We should just get ahold of like sci-fi channel and go, hey, we'll make your fucking silly little... Sharknado. Disaster movies. Because that seems so damn fun to do. I mean, the Sharknado movies get like fucking 20 million people watching it.

Absolutely. Hey, dude, what about fucking... Let's make Croctopus. Let's Croctopus. Is that an eight arm? Eight alligators connected together. Eight crocodiles. Croctopus, bro.

Let's go. Are you coming up with that right now? Right now. Yeah. You just came up with Croctopus. That's right now. That's it. Are you fucking serious?

Yep. Croctopus. Wait, hold on. No, no, no. Hang on a second. Hang on. I want to get to the bottom of this. Oh my god.

Kyle, Kyle, that would sell in the room, dude. If you, if you, if we went to... I just... You just made that up. Bullshit. I just made that up. Bullshit. I don't believe you.

What do you want me to swear on? What do you want me to swear on? Anything. What do you have around you? Fucking cup of coffee. Swear on it. I mean, we could do this all day, and we could sell this in the room.

I love Croctopus. Bro, let's do it. Are you seeing it as something like eight heads? Volcano, volcano beaver. And it's just a volcano that just erupts beavers, dude. Wait, Adam, hang on. I'm going to get to the bottom of this. Did you just make that up?

I just made that up. There's no way. You just made up Volcano beaver. Beaver. There's no fucking way. Volcano beaver. You guys got together before this and wrote all these down. Hey, I got one.

Huracats. Hey, you're trying to be bad. That's actually pretty good. Guess what? Sold in the room. Huracats sold in the room, dude. Snake dog. Snake dog?

Wait, snake dog? Snake dogs every day. We're going to have to pass. We're going. We just want to stop at Volcano beaver. Snake dog. We have one budget. We have one purse.

And Volcano beaver. Volcano beavers got legs, man. So are you seeing them as like. Why is there a D in there? No one knows. No one should know, man. Duh. So are they like beavers that can swim in molten lava

and they like are like damning up the lava? Yeah. And then when it erupts, it erupts. And then there's beavers just everywhere doing their piss. They're pissed because they've just been in lava. They're hella hot and bothered. By the way, this is probably how they do it. Like the executives are like,

is it like a beaver that can swim in lava? And you're like, yes, absolutely. It is. Absolutely. And can these beavers like come out of lava and bite through anything? Yes. Yes, they can.

Exactly. Yeah. Yeah, because they're the molten lava toughen them up. Exactly. And right. Right. Yes, that's right. You know my homie, Daniel Lewis, he makes these movies.

He does that. He makes these movies. And he says he sells it in the room just like that. What are we waiting for? He sold a movie called Arachnaquake in the room just like that. Right. Exactly like that. Wait, you say in...

Hang on a second. You say he sold the movie in the room. Like he's... What room is this? He's the pitching side. He's in the sci-fi... He was doing another movie and they're like, you have any other movies you're cooking up?

And he didn't. And he goes, yeah, I do. And they go, what do you got? And he goes, Arachnaquake. And they go, wow, yes. We want that. We want Arachnaquake. And this is the earthquake where the earth opens and spiders come out.

The earth opens up and spiders, giant spiders come out. It's logical. It could happen. It could happen. And he's like, uh-huh. And then he quickly went and found a writer and they fucking wrote the movie in like two weeks and came back and gave him the script.

And I'm like, yeah, man. That's Hollywood. That's a fun life right there. Yeah. You would trade? Oh yeah, that's bad. Isn't he also the guy who like owns like Ernest? Like he has Ernest estate.

Oh yeah, I think that is right. Yes, he had like Ernest estate and wanted to do something in the Ernest world. But then Ernest is dead. The Ernest P world? Ernest P world. Dude, world. I don't know.

But then now Ernest is dead. So like what is just, someone's going to be doing an impression of him. It would be like a pretty weird thing. Okay. I wouldn't be mad at that. Well, no, you do like what they did with the mask or with the Ace Ventura.

They do the sun. No, you do what James Dean. If you could get James Dean in a movie, I should be able to have Ernest in every movie I do. Oh, yeah. All right, Blake's getting worked up. Okay. I want Ernest in every film.

No, I like this. I've never seen Blake this charged before. Hey, well, if you're going to talk about Ernest. I like this, Blake. So you're saying bring back Ernest. Yes. I love it. I love it.

Yes. Can we put him in other movies like Avatar and stuff? I'll get a hold of my boy right fucking now, dude. This is great. Please. Say that we're all in. We're going to produce this film with him. We're all starring in it.

With Ernest. With Ernest. I love it. We're just acting with a tennis ball and laughing as if it's Ernest. A tennis ball and a khaki vest. The thing is, you hit a roadblock because this is going to be a fucking like a $60 million

Ernest movie. Well, yeah, well, if you have, yeah, if you have Ernest in it, it better be fucking pricey. You better make some coin. You got the A-listers dog. That's going to make it right back. The Ernest Christmas movie. Ernest saves Christmas.

It's pretty fucking good. It's unreal. When the reindeer were on the roof of like that, that warehouse, I lost my shit. Oh, you're saying on the roof, but they're like literally upside down. They're on the ceiling. Yeah, on the ceiling.

That's right. Okay, they're just not on the roof. They're on the damn ceiling. I was like, well. Scared Stupid is the best one of all those movies though, right? Too scary. Stop, stop. Well, Scared Stupid is the scariest one.

That one is, it actually freaked me out as a child. Like I got very nervous and didn't want to drink milk for quite some time after watching that one. No, I mean, yeah, I was scared to melt too. I was like, uh-oh. And Ghost of Jail is a legit bad. No. What?

Ghost of Jail was the first bad movie I remember seeing in the theaters where I was like, uh, that was not good. But that has the pen scene, doesn't it? Yes, the pen scene is one of the most legitimate, like comedy. Yeah, that was good. That is a classic fucking scene, dude. What was the pen scene?

Please do explain. Okay, so Ernest is, uh, is he on the jury for a murder trial or some kind of trial where the guy who is on trial looks exactly like him? Right. Oh, yeah. Isn't it like his twin brother? It's just a guy who looks like him.

No, it's literally just him slick with his hair slick back. It's the same actor. Well, yeah. No, I know. I'm saying like in the movie, it's his twin brother, right? No, no, no. It's not just a guy that looks like him. No, it's just a guy who looks exactly like him.

It's a case of mistaken identity. That's it. By the way, he kills it as that, too. Guys, these are the type of movies I want to make with you, with my boys. It's a simple case of mistaken identity. Well, anyway, he's watching the trial and he's like fiddling with this pen and he's like biting on the end.

Chewing on it. And then it breaks in his mouth and it continues to be one of the funniest physical comedy moments. He's like trying to wipe his mouth with paper. I think the judge is like, are you good? And he's like, yeah. Know what I mean? Know what I mean?

Don't want to make me. You know who would play him is, I think we just talked about him. Simon Rex kind of has like a kind of just vibe. He looks like Ernest. I also think John Claude Van Dam looks exactly like Ernest. What are we talking about? No, actually, when you say that, I see it. It's the jacked version of Ernest.

I can see that. What? Yeah, I wish they would have made a movie together. Oh, we got to imagine it on the Instagram handle. Pot is important. We're going to drop a side by side. Pot important. Pot important.

What is happening? What is it? Pot important? Yeah. That's the name of our Instagram? Yes. Yeah, you didn't know that. I've been tagging the wrong one, I think.

Goodbye. Who you been tagging? Pot is important. Pot is important? I think that's tied pods. I think it's yeah. Pot is important. We got to do a side by John Claude and Ernest.

Yeah, absolutely. Obviously. Because I think I see it. As soon as you said that, it came to life in my brain. Well, that would be cool if John Claude did like, What are we talking about? We're talking about John Claude playing. I'm really talking about John Claude playing Ernest in a biopic.

You're saying John Claude. Yeah. Oh, that would be sick. Yeah. Yeah, like do the Ernest biopic all the way up through Toy Story and everything. You know what I mean? Oh, that's right. Oh, he's the dog?

Yeah, he's slinky. His name isn't Ernest. Jim Varney. He's an actor. No, Ernest did the voice of the slinky dog. Everybody knows that that was hurt him as Ernest. I want to know, we got to go deep on Jim Varney. Did he do, what else did he do besides Beverly Hillbillies?

Remember the Beverly Hillbillies? Oh, so good. Hilled at, so good. Unreal. Thank you, Anders. Yes. So was he a comedy guy? Was he like a groundlings guy?

Like what was, what was he? Because he's so damn funny as Ernest. Canada, right? He's Canadian? He might have been Canadian. Oh, they just build him different up there. Yeah, I think he's Canadian. You're thinking of Red Green.

I think he was, I think he was a real Thesbian. I think he was a real actor. I think he might have been in like a Shakespeare, like traveling crew. I couldn't be making this entirely up, but you don't know. I'm like, dude, shut the fuck up. Yeah. Everybody does that, bro. That makes sense to me.

Yeah. I think he's a real actor. He did summer school. I think he, what, no, but I do, I think he could have been an astronaut. I think he would have worked at NASA. And then he was like telling jokes in the cafeteria and they were like, pretty good. And then he went to Hollywood. Hey, I'm buying it.

Yeah. If you're selling that, I'm buying it. I could be wrong. I think it could be that, though. Yeah. No, I, you're just out there talking. You're like, I think he could have been a serious actor. Maybe.

Not Canadian American. He's not Canadian. Thank God we got one. He's not Canadian. He's American. You're damn right. He's from fucking Kentucky. He stars in bars.

Dude, Blake, your shit. I didn't say he was Canadian. He's from Kentucky. I did. I did. I was wrong. Okay. All right.

Okay. Okay. I said he was, I thought he was. I just him up here and I'm like, dude. But go after somebody, Adam. Yeah. Yeah. Hit me.

Hit me. Who said he's Canadian? Hit me. Larry's. Hit me. Oh, yes. Well, I mean, you guys, I mean, I thought you guys were like, speaking as if you have real information on the guy

that he's from Canada. Absolutely. He's from Kentucky. About as far away from Canada as you can get in the United States. Yeah. Agreed. Well, maybe not. What are you talking about?

Kentucky? That's fucking south of shit. No, it's not. Hey, it's about as far away as you can get from Canada. Kentucky isn't in the south. Kentucky is in the southern part of America, but you said as far as you can get from Canada. What part of Canada?

In the US. Including all the states below it? Yeah. What about? There's not that many states below Kentucky. It's in the south, man. Kentucky's about as far as you can get. It's about as far as you can get from Canada.

All I'm saying is Kentucky's in the south, dude. The dirty south. Kentucky is very much at the north of the south. Okay. Now we're, now it's semantics about what's the north of the south. This is not semantics. This is important. This is important.

That shit's important. That shit's important. And you're, you are right. He studied Shakespeare at the Barber Theater in Virginia. Hey, hey. Thank you. Oh, that's the stuff. Thank you.

And I will expect maybe an apology from Anders later today. My God, man. Yes. So he's a true thespian. Why would I apologize for that? Because you were just claiming I was just- From Anders? I think Adam.

I think from all of you. Just talking. I came up here preaching about him being a Shakespearean actor and you guys were like, oh, fuck that. There's no way. But that's every actor's story. They're like, you know, he was Barney or whatever, but before that he was fucking a Shakespeare actor.

You're like, yeah, that's everybody. Right. Everybody did Shakespeare in high school and then they end up being fucking Mr. Bean. They claim it for life. It goes on Wikipedia page. Yeah. Oh man.

This dude is a classically trained actor. He is a character actor and he's one of our best. Did he go to Juilliard? Those are two different things. I don't know about that. But you just said two different things. Yeah, those are two different things. He is a character.

He has hair. He is a classically trained actor. He is a character actor. He is a bald. He's a sag after actor. Wait, hold on. He does commercials. This man.

This man can memorize lines. This man, he was in commercials for Miller's Outpost. Whatever that is. What's the difference between a character actor and a classically trained actor? Can't you be a classically trained character actor? Yes, you can. You can also be a classically trained

character commercial actor, which is what we're saying right now. Well, I don't know why you guys were jumping on my, down my throat. Jumping on my throat about that. I'll be honest. It has something to do with that wet-ass hair you got today.

Just jumping on your jock, dude. Smash that jock button. Oh, he was really good friends with Robin Williams. Really? Yeah, they met at NASA. They must have met at NASA. Right. They captured it.

Right. Almost forgot. Right. There's a huge sect of our listening, of the community, but important community. TII nation. TII nation.

That for sure doesn't know who Jim Varney is, doesn't know who Ernest is, and they're so confused. Freak yourself. And we've been talking for 45 minutes. And they just want us to talk about little Nas X but fucking on the VMAs. Hey, we give a little bit to each side of the coin,

all right? Or like some of, some people tune in to hear that hot, hot Ernest talk. Okay? That's true. Because I could go on for upwards of 35 minutes. Dude, Jerus, tell us about Donald Sutherland again. What?

Yeah, I could. Hey, you're joking, but I could. Yeah. Yeah, we're joking. Hey, and that actually got a lot of love. When that episode aired, I got a lot of DMs about how happy they were about that. So let's, let's go back.

The community crawled in your DMs. They loved it. That's really great. When is that going to, phrase going to stop? Because it makes it seem shady. Because I like looking at DMs. I'll answer a bunch of people's,

you know, when I feel like it, I'll just go in the DMs and be like, and I'll start answering people. Adam, I think I know what you're talking about. You were saying that in your DMs, like saying something in my DMs is a negative thing. Yeah. Like, like when,

because that's the term is slide in that person's DMs. Yes. Like sneaky. It's sneaky as fuck. Yes. And it's like shady. It's seen, it's seen sneaky and shady. I'm like, it's not.

And that's how people communicate now. Yes. I'm right there with you. I had the same thing where I was like telling my girl, I'm like, yo, like I heard, I was communicating through my DM and she's kind of like, like what's going on there. But yeah, that's exactly where you are.

It acts as a text message, really. Yeah. I text people on there too. Now, even though I have their phone number and I could, and now it's like between, like I'll be texting and then finish it on a DM later. But it's because you share, you can share stuff easier, like posting stuff.

You just have to like follow these people. You follow everybody around to these different rooms. It's like, oh, check it out. He's up on IG right now. Let's have a conversation. Yeah. Cyber stock. Because he's not going to jump off IG

and go over to text message. You're right there. Why? Exactly. It goes down in the DM. But also, DMs are vile sometimes too. Yeah. Well, you get the cold reaches.

They're also very vile. Let's keep it real. They're also pretty gross sometimes. They're still people. Hey, I heard you spread your butt cheeks. This is mine. Well, where'd you? Okay, definitely slid in the DMs there.

Well, that is true. I do recall Adam numerous times being like, send your cock photos to my DMs and all that. So that does make sense. Yeah. And that has toned down. That has chilled out. Literally zero naked people now.

I haven't seen any naked people in there for a while. Sorry to hear that. Oh, why don't you cry about it? Weird, wild stuff. There you go. What would you rebrand or rephrase the, what's a better word than like slide into for the DMs? Shoot me a DM.

That sounds fun. What, just like shoot me a text? Yeah. Shoot me a DM. Yeah, same. Reach out. Did you do, wait, did you just come up with that right now? I'm pissed now.

Dude, right now. Did you just, you just came up with that? You just came up with that? That was off the down. Shoot? Would it like a gun or like? Or a cane to be. Oh my God.

It goes down. Yeah. I just came up with that, dude. I'm an improv gun. What was the one? What was it? Octa, croc to, croc to pus? Croc to pus.

I just want to remember it. Sail me a, sail me a DM. Maybe you could extend it instead of saying DM, just say I direct message that person. Right. What it actually is. You fucking nerd. That sounds a little more formal.

Well, that sounds old-timey. You could say reach out via direct messages. Yeah, we reached out to each other via direct messages. What about, hey, would you, why don't you message me directly? There you go. I like that. Do you think if you told somebody,

like, hey, will you just message me directly? And he wouldn't know what the fuck you're talking about? No, they absolutely would not. I'm going to start telling people to MD me. MD me. Slide in my MDs. MD. MD, please.

MD. M-I-D, bro. M-E-D. DM me an M. Why don't you just M-I-D? Message my direct. My DMs. M-I-D-Ms.

I'm into it. We're on fire today. Yeah, we are. We're coming on fire. This is a Sunday. We're doing this on a Sunday. Oh, yes. Podnation.

We're, it's a Sunday. It's the end of the week. We're really scared about tomorrow. Mondays. We got the Mondays a little early. Monday. Oh, God. Yeah.

What was it? What was it called? The Monday worries? What was it called? Scaries. Yeah, the scary. Sunday scaries. Sunday scaries.

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You want to hit that? Woo! You all, you all wrapped up. We're back. I'm back. Oh, okay, there we go. You wrapped up out there. Good job, buddy.

Wrapped it up. Good shit, dude. Quite just gemstone season. Noice. Yes. Goonay. God, it's exciting. So tiring.

It was like a week of night shoots to wrap it all up. And then I had to pack up my house and get the hell out of there. Because I got to get married here in like two weeks, man. Did you get emotional leaving the house? Like, did you have a connection with it? Or were you like, fuck it? See ya. It was too long.

And we were there for seven months. So no. I feel like if I would have left after like, you know, like a three or four months, like season one, we were there for four months and it felt like that was the right time. It was right. I was like, ah, man, I'm really going to miss it. Seven months away from your house.

I'm like, all right. Dude. Bye-bye. Yeah. I mean, I snapped a few photos of like the nice view I had and like the photo of the house. And I was like, you know. Will you message me those directly, please? Yeah, I'll DM you those.

I'll shoot you a DM. Yeah, it's tough. I just got up here to Toronto to work on shadow season three and I've been here for a week and I'm ready to go back home. Wait, already? I just, I don't really dig. I mean, once I get like grinding, I'll be like in it. You know what I mean?

So time will move a little faster. But did you forget your Oculus? I did. I forgot. Is that what happened? Yeah. What? You didn't bring your VR.

Bring your Oculus, boy. You know what? The weather is fucking fire out here right now. I've never been up here where the weather is actually like shorts and t-shirts. But we're getting a little bit of that right now. Do Vancouver, when it's pretty? You're in Vancouver, is that what you said? No, I'm Toronto.

I'm Toronto. I'm on the East Coast. So like normally it's just like fucking cold as shit. Far away as Kentucky as you can get, brother. This is not as far away as you can get, dude. Damn. You're a long way from Kentucky, my friend. Stand by it.

Stand by it. Popo's out! So earth shattering Popo's out. Uh, yeah, I know. I'm just like, uh, I, yeah, I feel the same way. And I'm sure it's even harder for you, you know, having like a young family and shit at home. Yeah, that could be a bust. Dude, yeah, with the six.

Like saying goodbye, like my son's just like, I want to go with you. I want to go with you. And I'm like, dude, I want you to roll with me. You got to do like in white fang where like he starts throwing rocks at the wolf. So it goes away while he's crying. Go on now. Oh yeah. Those are the best moments in any movie where it's a go on, get situation.

You should make some songs to like make it make you leaving like a fun adventure. My dad used to do that. My dad used to go, uh, daddy's got to go to work to make a lot of money. So he can buy Barbie dolls and baseball cards for his little honeys. And then he go and do like the Robin Williams doesn't know how to do hip hop with with his hands dance. That's why I never talk with that guy. Yeah.

From this down fire. And he would do that. And I'm like, well, fucking this sounds awesome. You're going to go away. And then when you come back, I'm going to have like baseball cards. I like that. Very, very rarely brought me baseball cards, but go away again. I like that.

I like making songs for children to make them deal with a hard situation. Yeah. I think I'm going to use all my pitch perfect skills to be a song and dance man for these kids. Right. Dad got fired. Please don't stop the music. Music.

Please don't stop the music. Please stop crying. Daddy just got fired. We're going to lose the farm raise. Please stop crying. Yeah. Daddy just got canceled. Old pictures from Halloween.

I can't stop working. I overextended myself and the family. We have too much overhead. Need to batten down the hatches. Pictures of my nipples at work did not go well. My accountant stole my money. I trusted him with everything. Do you know who Bernie made of it?

We're living in our car now. This is a fun song, daddy. What song is this? You're sleeping in the back seat. I'm hunting squirrels for food. We'll shower at the gym. I've said transfer rats. We're cooking them on the radiator.

We're having bugs for dessert. Shit. Things went downhill. It's Caterpillar Wednesday. Caterpillar Wednesday. It's just one of those days. Your daddy is a friggin. Freakin'ism.

Oh man. It ain't easy. Freakin'ism. Give it up. Give it up once. What is friggin'ism? Freakin'ism, man. I believe in friggin'ism, baby.

What is it? What is free? Well, I don't know what free. What is it? Eat what's free. Like out of a dumpster. Exactly. It's a free lifestyle.

And it's called free? Because it's free. It's just a play on words. With a G? This is like a last man standing storyline for sure. With a G? Free. Oh my god.

Freakin'ism. I'm asking how to say it. I've never heard this word before. You guys are acting like I'm a fucking... So you know how people say vegan? You know how you say bald, bald, vegan? So this is friggin... Yeah, yeah.

Freakin' vegan. Okay. All right. And then you just add the ism. Yeah, you just add the ism to make it seem more legit, which is what happened with you. I said friggin'ism and you're like, what is this? Well, is it a real thing?

But it's just a joke. Yeah, I mean, it's a real thing that's been said out loud. Yeah. Do you think I just came up with it right now? Did you just... Do you think I did? I'll buy that in the room. People say it.

It's dumpster diving. What was... Did it have a resurgence? Like why was that like even something that was on our map? A resurgence? What is it? Swing dancing? I could see salsa movement.

We're like, you know, people are like, actually, I live by this. I get everything. You can get everything from the dumpsters. Yeah. I think it was a thing, you know, but you know. And then people are like, a lot of people got really sick. They're like, you can't eat that. Do not eat that.

It was like an episode of Vice News Tonight or some shit. And that's about it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there's definitely something. There's definitely something to it. Like, yeah, you can find a lot of great shit in dumpsters. There's something to it outside.

Yeah, like forage. I just don't know if I would... Like, I don't... Like, how strict is friggin'ism? Like, how strict, like, can you buy anything? Like, or... No, not if you're living that friggin'ism lifestyle. Strict friggin'?

Yeah, like, how strict do they get? Yeah, if you're a strict friggin', you're not purchasing anything, I don't think. Zero. You zero paying for anything. You get your electricity from the dumpsters. No, you get your electricity from, like, the plugs that are just chilling on somebody's wall.

You just plug your phone in for a little bit there. I believe friggin'ism is just eating. I believe. Really? You think it's a dietary thing? Well, if it's playing off veganism... Yeah, it's a play on veganism. I think it's just trying to eat for freedom.

I never even thought about that. I don't know, but I think that it's just about eating because now... Because now you guys are all making shit up. I mean, that makes the most sense. And that's the grossest. Yeah, I don't know. Well, yeah, because we were describing, like,

we were starting to describe homelessness. It's not really friggin'ism, you know. I'm friggin'... Houselessness. Okay. Yeah, you can't say what you said. I know, I apologize. I won't repeat.

I'm housed. Nope, can't say that either. Okay, sorry. Okay. Too charged over here. It's called free range human. Oh, no way. Organic free range human.

Wait, you can't... You cannot say homeless anymore? You have to say free range? Well, you can. You can. Tell it's true. Okay, you can say whatever you want, dude. That's true.

Yeah, I just... I think homeless is out and... Yeah. Organic free range human is the new term. You're serious. It's because they say... You know why... Fuck out of here.

Fuck out of here. Fuck out of here. Organic free range human. Uncaged from an uncaged human. Uncaged. It's because like the staying home is where the heart is. So you can't say homeless because you got a heart that's beating.

You know what I mean? Oh, wait, really? That's why it's not cool. That's how I interpret this. We do have to live by that saying that is on a wooden sign in my mom's house. Right. You have to live by every wooden sign in my mom's house.

I'm sorry, mama. Which you guys, now that you've all been there, can attest there's a lot of signs. There's a lot of signs. There's signs. I gave your mama a sign. I brought a sign to the bachelor party. You did bring a sign.

I want to thank you for that. Here's your sign. What did the sign say? I know what it said. Yeah, what was it? It was like it's wine. Something wine. It was dinner plus wine equals winter.

Equals, yeah. Pretty good. Hey. Pretty good. Yes, points. But no, I actually was really curious about like what like saying homeless or like why that became a bad word.

Because I know it is on house now. Oh, it is? Yeah. Yeah. I've never heard that in my life. Yeah, that's what people are rolling with now. That's the politically correct thing to say. What's cool is how Adam,

you could be kind of sensitive about it. Oh, okay. Like you go, I've never heard that in my life. I mean, I've never heard that ever. I've never even, that is the first time I'm hearing this. You've been working. You've been working. You've been working.

Everyone at home, he's been working. I haven't been in Los Angeles in a long time. And over half a year, this is some new shit. I'm catching up. Welcome back. Welcome back. Freganism and unhoused.

That's right. Welcome back. Also, unhoused, the exact same as homeless. Yeah. Yeah. Don't want to make it. Well, it's not though. It's not.

I mean, I'm not, I mean. Why is unhoused a better term? Yes, you're right. It is. It's like saying, like it goes back to sliding the DMs. It's just a, we're trying to change it a little bit. Yeah. It has negative commentations.

Okay. Just a different spin. Homeless means you're without a home. Un means you don't have that. Don't have a house. A house. Not a home. A house.

Those are two different things. I mean, that's can, no, they're not. Not to me, right? I don't know. Okay. Yeah. Well, but that's what we have to realize that. We're so charged.

That's what we're supposed to be realizing right now. Okay. Is that a home is where you hang your hat. A home could be. You know what I mean? No. A house is where you hang your hat. No, like, but you can hang your hat in places that aren't houses.

That's what I'm saying. What, a tree? Well, sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. You can put a hook anywhere and call that your home, but you can't call it a house.

Look, hang on. I'm not going to say this. I'll say this. It's not any of our producers, but we have someone in our chat who's going, uh, drug addicts now called a substance use disorder. Hey, we're not trying to pile on people here. Okay. We're not going after people changing the words.

You can't call anything what it was. We're not doing that. We're just talking about this one thing of homeless versus unhoused and what the connotations are. Sure. Because to me, yeah, I, I mean, I don't know. I, I didn't see homelessness like something mean to say, but when you say like other places can be homes that aren't houses that make sense to me.

Yeah. That's how I answered it. But, but, but like, there's a ton of people who don't live in houses either. And so what about those people who live in apartments or condos? We're just saying, fuck you. Yeah. They, you know, they live in apartment apartments or condos or trailers. Are they unhoused?

Yeah. Well, that's what I'm saying. The semantics of it. I mean, my uncle was homeless or unhoused and, uh, he just said he was camping for like three years. Well, there you go. He was like, I'm camping in our driveway. Well, there you go. We were like, are you still camping under the bridge?

He's like, yeah, I'm camping there down still for a while. Yeah. Been camping for a while now. Winning. I love camping. Call them fucking campers. Look it. Yeah.

That's kind of cool. Yeah. Urban campers. Urban campers. That's not bad at all. Urban campers is a way cooler term than unhoused. That sells in the room. That right there.

Yeah. Right there. That's it. That's sci-fi all right. Well, that might be too good though. Goddamn. Been back for seven months and I come back swinging. Give me in the fucking, uh, the room.

City council. So there's some urban campers at the base of this volcano. And all of a sudden, beavers shoot out. Start coming out of the volcano. It's such a volcano beaver. We call it volcano beaver, quest one, unhoused. Well, nobody did. Quest one.

Well, buddy, believe him. Quest one. You're setting yourself up for the sequels with that one. You have to. You have to. Yeah. You have to because everything's commercial, man. Always pitch something with quest one.

Yeah. That's quest one. Well, that's like with Game Over, man. We never really intended on doing a sequel, but we made sure that we had the option. Absolutely. You got to. The door is open.

Keep those doors open for as many sequels as possible. That's right. We even named it, right? Yeah. Yeah, Game Over board. Game Over board. Yeah. And then we talked about doing a third one called Game Over Mom.

We're like, the boat ends up crashing into Jamaica. That was with shagging. Yeah. And we get shagging. Yeah. We never made the sequel, but we had the third one. The third one named. Netflix is like, cute.

Hey, guys, Fred, can we promise that every movie that we do together, we end it with a possible sequel? Absolutely. Yeah. As long as it as long as Overboard is in the sequel title. That's a really good package there. You got a freaking Game Over, man. Game Over board.

Game Over mom. That's huge. Game Over mom. Dude. Oh, I thought it was Game Over mom. No, but that comes. I was buying that in the room. No, that's the straight to DVD fourth one that none of us are in.

Yeah, that's the lower budget one. Yeah. That goes like a lifetime movie of the week. Yeah. Where like this mom has to fucking like. Learn how to play video games. Yeah, she's like, she's a bro mom for sure that. Yeah.

It's the true story of a bro mom. Yeah. Yeah. After I put the kids to bed, I just go right into modern warfare and just tear shit up. There's got to be a mom who does that, right? Oh, absolutely. I hope so. For sure.

Oh, there was a this is weird. I was just in the Dallas airport earlier today and there was a full on gaming lounge. What? Like that you could I didn't have time to go like check it out, but it was like cool. There was like lights and then there's like comfy chairs that you could just pay and just go game. Nice. Oh, that's amazing.

And they had like wrap around screens with like Call of Duty and shit on it. It was nuts. I was like, what a genius idea for the airport. It's it's becoming apparent that LAX is the worst fucking airport. Yeah. I go to other airports and I'm like, wow, like what the fuck is this? I know. Let's talk about some crappy airports.

Yeah. They're redoing it. They're redoing it. The new Delta wing or whatever they call it in terminal. It's very awesome. I love it. No, the the terminals is pretty sick. I love it.

They're doing some sick things over there at LAX. The Yver. Delta is sick. Delta, we're sick. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University and I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads.

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What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I got to get out of the house. He's going to find out that I've seen this, he's going to come kill me. Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972,

six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington DC. It took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was responsible. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed freeway phantom. This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car or thrown out of the car. The person said, I murdered your daughter.

The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother. That guy is, he's out of sync with even the worst people. I thought that they would catch him. I thought it was just a matter of time. Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to freeway phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I mean, when I was at, when I got up here in Toronto,

I was pretty stoked because they fucking, I needed some papers and a lighter. All right, dude, roll it up. Hey, okay. It was fucking like, it was fucking like 11, 30, 12 o'clock. And I'm like, dude, get him. What's up? Maybe, no, I'm sorry. It was three in the morning.

And I'm like, I don't think I'm going to be able to do this. Alrighty then. And then I'm walking out by the baggage. And guess what I say, a fucking 7-Eleven. Right there. Get him. You saw a 7-Eleven in there? Yeah.

It was a 7-Eleven in the airport with, guess what, papers and also lighters, bro. Hey, like, can you do me a favor and add just a little bit more to that Wampum Gangnam style? You're getting me so jazzed for it. I want to hear, you can't just say Wampum Gangnam style and hit the first hit and then we bail. Let me hear it. Yeah. Wampum Gangnam style. Yeah.

Well, you want to hear the whole goddamn song? I don't know. I feel like we need Wamp, Wamp, Wamp and then cut out. I just like the Wamps. Or is like, I don't think we need anymore. I don't think we need anymore. Do you think that's enough? I feel like that's-

I think it's perfect. That's like when you're dancing and then all of a sudden it's like the best part of the song. And fucking Akko and Atiba changed the song on us and we're like, oh, oh, we'd love that. We were so excited for that part. Right. Well, I also pulled the kids bop version. Okay, let's hear that. Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's a treat. That was actually way scary. Beautiful. What a weird. What was that? Why did they do that? Who's singing that? Children.

What if you were sleeping and you heard that from outside? That would be the scariest. That is a horror movie. Oh, yeah. That would sell in the room. That would sell in the room a bunch of kids can't stop singing Wampum Gangnam style. Gangam beaver. Adam, that's the sound of the beavers.

That's the sound of the beavers, bro. The beavers. It is a strange call. Kids bop is a cult. Be careful what your kids are listening to. What does that mean? Bop into the heart. Yeah, what's that?

Collaborate. Do you go on? No, don't go after. I mean, those CDs are so good. I feel like it's a noble thing. Yeah, it's noble, right? Isn't it noble? What do you say?

I don't know. Well, you guys got that thing I sent you of Jarl Rule and JLo, the flip of that. The I'm Real. I didn't see this. I didn't see it. Where did you send that? It's just some guy with a deep voice trying to be Jarl Rule. So kids bop on the early, early ones.

It might be like either number six or something. They're up to like. I love your down little kid bop wormhole over there. There's like 27 kid bops now. But like number six has like I'm real. You know, the JLo. The way you walked away. But since.

So instead, in the early kid bops, kids weren't the ones singing the songs. It was just songs made for kids like edited and stuff. So they just got this guy who kind of doesn't sound like Jarl Rule at all. And he's just like, what's my name? It's just Adam's dad. It's incredible. It's so worth a listen. It's one of the funnier things you can do for yourself.

And we're going to play it right now. Thank you, God. And we're back. And we're back. Hope you enjoyed that. Thank you, God. Any takebacks, apologies, giveaways. Oh, boy.

Today was a slow burn. Let's think back on that. You guys got nothing right now. Well, I would I would like to compliment all of us for each off the top of the dome coming up with legit fire movie ideas. Absolutely. Our sci-fi movies. Absolutely.

A alligator pussy or whatever. Did you just make that up? Did you just make that up? I just made that up. I just made that up. And that's the sequel to Croctopus. No, dude, fucking Croctopus. You can't fuck with the Croctopus.

There's an alligator out there with a pussy. That's a good one, actually. That one actually. Alligator pussy is not terrible. Hit up my management. Hey, don't take away from Volcain to Beaver, dude. No, no, no. That's Volcain to Peaver's got to be introduced in the second.

Peaver. Croctopus. So it's like the only thing that can save us from the Croctopus. Oh, we're building a world. Yeah, quest one, quest two. Like Godzilla vs. King Kong. So it's Croctopus' attack on the Zom-De-Vevers. De-Vevers.

It's the Zom-De-Vevers, yeah. Zom-De-Vevers. Zom-De-Vevers. I don't give a fuck. It rolls off the tongue so much so that you have to really think about how to say it. Quest two. Have you already dumped the volcano part of it?

You're not doing that anymore? It's a zombie now. Oh, right. Volcain to Beaver's. What did I say? Volcain to Beaver's. I think Zombie Beaver's is an actual movie. Yeah, Zombie Beaver's is that.

Yeah. Yeah, we know the guy. Jordan Rubin directed that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you definitely just ripped that. Sorry, Jordan.

I meant Volcain to Beaver's. Great movie. That's my bad. So your apology is to Jordan. My apology is to Jordan Rubin for stealing his Zombie Beaver's. But that being said, if they came out of, if they weren't Zombies and they were just actual molten Beaver's that came out of a volcano.

Well, yeah, that's maybe a better movie. I don't know. Maybe. I don't know. Yeah. We'll see. Hey, we'll see in the room. Croc to Pussy.

That's why you said alligator pussy, huh? Because croc to pussy. I like alligator pussy. Holy shit. That sells in the room. That's a one, two punch. We like alligators. We like pussy.

By the way, I love the idea of us going into Pitch It and Kyle being like, and it's called alligator pussy. Nope. Nope. Sorry. Nope. It is called Octogator or whatever the fuck you want. It's called Zom Beaver's from Mark.

No, no, no. That's already Jordan's movie. No. I misspoke. That's a movie. Uh-uh. There it is. Nope.

Mm-hmm. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. I guess what, my shout out, I'll just read. You brought, you brought up Norm MacDonald, dude. RIP, that dude was hella funny. RIP, Norm. Legend.

It's definitely worth going through like his old stand up and appearances. He was very. I've been watching so much of his, his latest, like Norm MacDonald has a show on. He's just interviewing. Yeah. He's just interviewing people and it's just so raw

and like fucking awesome. To the pilot. It's him and Superdive. And the homie Adam Eger is his co-host. Yes. Yes. That's dope. I have not tapped into that yet,

but I will definitely check it out. It's on Netflix. You never watched the first episode with Superdive? It's so good. No. Oh, you sent that to us. Yeah, I did. It's so good because he's just like,

this is bad the whole time. He's like, you can't be doing this. These jokes are bad. Wait, what is this now? I didn't watch this one. Yeah. And didn't he did one with like Sandler and he, he kept like apologizing for how bad the show is.

And Sam was like, you're, you'll figure it out, man. You're going to get it. Yeah. Right. It's. There was a cool clip that somebody sent to, he must have been doing some roast or something where he, like we were.

Yeah. I think we were on the red carpet and he like, they threw to him after us and I don't know. He says workaholics. So I was pretty hyped. Oh, that's tight. Very cool. Yeah.

I got to open up for him a handful of times way back in the day before we got workaholics and he was just the nicest guy. Yeah. That's what everybody said. He was just like, yeah, just a very funny, very cool guy. And like no pretension. Didn't think he was like the hot shade or anything. You know, just was, just was so cool.

Legend. RIP him. Wish we would have gave him flowers when he was alive. Fucking we're blowing him in. Yeah. I had a weird story. I actually gave him flowers one time. Really?

That's a, that's a norm joke. I was wondering, so like a guy like Norm, right, by all stand-ups accounts, he's the best, right? Not like the best like Richard Pryor style, but like stand-up stand-up. Everybody loves him, respects him, reveres him. But also like was not like a super success story, right? So I'm wondering if back to what we were talking about earlier,

if you're not a huge success who's in like a fucking Toyota commercial or whatever, do young people still fuck with you? If you're like not, we talked about selling out. Like this is a guy who I imagine never sold out. Like even when he was on SNL, they're like, Hey, you got to stop doing a OJ jokes. OJ jokes. The owner of NBC fucks with OJ.

And he was like, no, and he got fired for that, for doing too many OJ jokes. He was like, fuck that. I'm not doing this. I'm not working for the man. This is my art. Do yeah. Does that resonate anymore with anybody?

Yeah. They're like, why are you why? Why don't you want to just get all the sponsors that resonates? I mean, it resonates with me as an artist. I don't know about. Yeah. I don't know. You're you're damn near 40 homie.

We're talking about these like little 16 year olds. You're old. I'm talking about youngsters. You're about as far from young as Kentucky. It's Kentucky. I'm saying, I don't know. I don't know yet. No, I bet it'll come back around.

I think I'm waiting for that. That's what I was thinking watching the MTV Awards. I was like, who's going to be like, fuck all this noise? I'm not doing it for all this. Oh, so you were. I see. Oh, Frank Ocean kind of does. Yeah.

But that's my point is that he did it and then he kind of pieced out and people are like, not really on that wave anymore. He's still good. Is not as successful. Yeah. It's hard to it's hard to reach a point where yeah, you definitely do reach a crossroads where you're. I'm sure almost every.

I mean, anybody who's lucky enough to be up in the mix probably hits a point where they're like, fuck that. No, I'm going this way. Well, all it takes is for a group of really cool, influential people to be like, yo, that kind of shit is lame. Because right now it's all green lights. Everybody who's cool is like, yeah, we're cool companies like sell out.

We're getting money. And that's who the coolest kids are. Yeah. The coolest kids are doing that. And they're like, yeah, no, fuck that shit. But real quick, let's do this, comb your hair forward. And then let's do this TikTok dance. Yo, those are out of control.

The like, and by the way, the hot German. These hot, these hot, who has this many hot friends? There's dude, it's seven hot guys in a row. Yeah, just super hot seven guys in a row. Just like, I mean, in what world if you don't have one weird looking friend, this is where the generational shift happened where like, even good looking guys like when we were kids would not get together and dance and film it and show.

What? You know what I mean? That would never wait. What do you mean? They wouldn't show people. We would dance and film it. We would dance together just as a choreograph thing that we're doing at like a slumber party, but we're not showing people.

We grew up in like boy band era like, yo, but, but to Adam's point, we weren't like, that wasn't a way to get girls. And apparently it's a way to get girls now, bro, if you were in the back doing some fucking in sync dances, like girls are looking at you, right? Dude, not no, not at my high school. No, you're ready to get discovered.

I'm not saying I did know, but I'm saying like, didn't like, isn't this a thing where dance crews like got chicks at school dances and stuff? Yeah, dude, you're thinking of movies. In what world are you living in? In step up to the streets. Yeah, stomp the yard. And also dance crews aren't boy bands. You're talking about two different things.

Well, you're, we're talking about dance. Yeah, we're talking about those guys are legit very famous guys. Like those who like dance crews here. No, no, we're not. We're talking about guys. We're talking about guys who are just cute doing like a little shimmy. And then like, they do this on TikTok where they wiggle back and forth. Yeah, it's like modeling, model dancing.

Yes, I bet they're not even actual friends. It's fucking model dancing, Zoolander. They're put together. I bet they're put together. I bet they are. I can't wait to catch my kids doing that shit. Fuck yeah. Lou Perlman put them together.

I went, I went to a party when I came back. I came back to LA for a week, like a couple of weeks ago. And my friend had a birthday party and she lives like right by the Hype House, which is like a house where a bunch of like influencers live together and it was kind of a fucking thing. And their backyard just looks insane. It's just like neon lights, everything set up to shoot videos. And there's like giant inflatable fucking bullshit.

You're like, okay. And I'm like, fucking, that looks so fun, dude. I wish we all lived there together. Fucking bullshit. Well, hey, it all looks like how Blake's house used to look like. Yeah. I mean, Blake's my favorite influencer for sure. The original influencer, Blake Anderson.

Thanks, man. Corn nuts. When his hair is dry, when his hair is dry, I love him. Hey, you know what, I'll do a take back. Kyle, I'm going to take back the commercials aren't art. Bro, thank you. We all know the Budweiser frogs. Yep.

If that ain't art, I don't know what it is. Facts. That's the last great commercial. Thank you. I like ending there. Hey guys, bud. Seems like it seems like there's no other take backs or apologies or giveaways. All right, guys.

Happy Sunday. I thought we ended. Derson, I like ending there. I thought that's what we did. I know, but we didn't say the thing. Is there going to Peter out? No way. We got to get your Peter out.

Blake, anything from you? Get your Peter out. I did. I gave a freaking enormous flowers. I gave a shout out. Why are you yelling? Everybody. Because everybody, every week, you guys forgive me.

Like what I say, like last week, Thursday. Your hair is wet. Your hair is wet. All right. Your hair is wet, dude. We can't take you seriously. Is your hair wet right now? We can't.

It's gorgeous, dude. We don't care. Your hair is wet. It has, it's Pantene Provee. It's sponsored. It has to be wet. I'm working with Pantene. It's a new, I'm bringing the Jerry curl bag.

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and our experiences by tackling unusual questions. Like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with Dave Diegelman on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast

to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I saw a hidden folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me, if you can, sign Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.