This Is Important - Ep 57: Bro, the Dudes Invent a New Bro, Dude

Episode Date: October 5, 2021

Today, this is what's important:Michelin star snacks, Adam's Taco Bell commercial, how to get free stuff, how all movies are based off about four stories, great grandmothers of cinematic history, puppets bros, The Orange Years, Adam's wedding vows, a breaktrhrough covid case, Gabagool, chain wallets and hemp necklaces, rappers, and more. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important… These fuckin' puppet bros, they stick their hand them and don't even ask permission! I want to get a cheese guy. They send you a horse head in your bed! Oh my god… Mother-fucking-wizard never die… Let's gooo Oh Yeah Let's go let's go oh

That's a different one. Yeah. What was that one? Is that Luigi let's ago. That's Mario He's getting in on the action. Are we jumping into the Mario movie already? Oh Can we just boy? We can we can what was the hot news it that came in one year and out the I don't know if it was No, I think people were just a little bit upset about the casting right Well, what was the casting was who's but I don't think that I don't think the internet is cool with any casting really, right? That's true. They jump. Well, here's the thing is the main Mario the voice of Mario is going to be Chris Pratt And I think they're kind of mad the most Italian

Italian man of all time. Hey, if that's his Ellis Island name, maybe it was Prattini. We don't know this It could have been Prattini. Let's do our research I've been watching some sopranos Did you watch the the many Saints of Newark? That's the shit I watched last night. Why let's spoilers I'm gonna watch. I have never seen sopranos in my life. Oh, I'm really I'm in season three right now I'm gonna watch the movie after okay. Nice. Yeah, as you should It wouldn't make any sense if you didn't you got to really know the characters because I've seen all of sopranos a couple times a couple of times

It took me halfway through the movie to piece together who everyone is also. I'm bad at stuff Right, so I'm sure if you anyone just kind of could pick it up, but me I was I was having a hard time with it Yeah, I was like, oh, yeah, I think that's his mom. That's uncle junior. What is it? Is it a movie? Yeah, it's it's a prequel to the sopranos ah that chose like Anthony growing up Tony soprano like growing up Got it T got it got it. That's cool. And it's cool So if you watch the series you like know all of like the older they they were like that generation was dying off when Tony was Coming up and so you kind of clock all of them And then now you see them as as in their prime being badass gang stars young bucks when they were

Cracking skulls watching it now. I'm watching homeboy who played T-1000 in the Terminator movies It's like this degenerate gambler guy. Oh, yeah, and he's so good that I was like fuck They should have done a spin-off because he's like I'm going to Nevada so far I don't know if he comes back or shows up dead or whatever But I was like god They should do a spin-off of his life just going to either absolute shit in out in Vegas or like Almost going to shit and then somehow getting it together and be and then of course like I don't know I was just like he's so good at this loser. Yeah

It could be interesting to see him fail or succeed out there in the desert. Oh, maybe like when he goes out to the desert That's when he becomes T-1000. Oh, shit Do you think that those are yeah I don't know. I don't know. I'm just trying to bridge a couple worlds. You know what I mean like When he says cinematic universe, he means the entire Do you know John Connor? It's like Space Jam. It kind of tied every universe together the new one. I'm sorry Exactly, dude. Yeah, they bring everything in. It's like the Spielberg flick that had all the like all the stuff from everything, you know Yeah ready player one it's such trash

What there's you don't like to watch movies and just look at the background and be like I know that character It sucks. It's such a good. It's such a pander. It just is like garbage. It's like you don't have one original thought Except for the thought of let's have everyone that was ever been invented already together and that's the original thought I'll piss now. I hate it. No, it's totally whack. I agree with you, Durst, but also I fucking love it You know what I mean? I'm split right down the center on it. Yeah, it panders directly to us, right? It's like having a cheeseburger or pizza. You're like, oh, wait, did you just wait hold on? Yeah Did you just come over there right now? Just come up with that right now or the fucking the Dorito tacos, right? Oh It's amazing, but my idea. I it wasn't the best. Hey, I understand your point, but you are not making us dislike it

You just named two things That's what I'm saying stupid. It's dumb. I fucking hate it. It's like Dorito No, no, no, no, no, no, no, like that's not my point. My point is sold it in the room Doritos tacos is amazing, right? Okay, okay. Okay. Listen to me backpedal. I've never heard backpedal in his life No, no, but keep going cuz there's another step to this right on Durst. What are you saying? It is amazing? Yes, the next step is it's amazing, but you're not hey Well, Durst quit starting and stopping just complete a sentence. Jesus, dude, you know that I can't Finish a

Go it's amazing, but my point is okay. It's cool. It's fun. It's delicious, but it ain't win and no Michelin star Okay, that's what we're going for with our snacks. Yes. Yeah, I mean is a metaphor king So so you're saying Taco Bell's just a snack to you Oh What do you mean Taco Bell's that's not a meal when you run for the board? No, it's a meal Okay, you got to get a couple of them, but it's a meal for sure You're talking to the voice of volcano nachos. So don't think he's ever gonna throw a dirty word volcano nachos Changes a man. I feel like that's just your dad. You're like, is it cool?

I just did my dad in that commercial you just played of a sunburnt version of your father Is that is sunburn, he's a fisherman It's important. Yeah, I just Yeah, for that commercial I just played My dad is if my dad were in a Vietnam war veteran perfect If he was inside of a vietnam war that yeah I know we talked about that commercial on this pod, but we never posted a link to it on our Instagram we should definitely oh yeah, we got to oh, we're gonna cut we're gonna cut to it right now

We've ever been faced down in lava sauce, son You name bush by jalapenos your tongue's burning But you get so crazy heck You start lacking the pain What's with the voice volcano nachos? And we're back. All right changes a man. Oh, we're back in it. He's still got it. Yeah, that's uh That makeup is a Taco Bell commercial that was basically my face for like a minute

So it was pretty cool when I was like, I think I was like 22 or something when that commercial came out. I remember that yeah, it was like Early mid 20s kind of thing Yeah, and I remember yeah, maybe it was before we got the show Yeah, I must have been like 23 or 24 somewhere in there It was a big deal because it was on the screens and like all the bars and people were seeing it Yeah, every bar that we went to it was like you look around the screens and all of a sudden It'd be like my face on a hundred TV screens and we were like, oh my god, right drinks on me And I'm like I got paid five hundred dollars for the commercial

So not drinks on me But also it was at the time when we thought that if you were in a commercial you got free product from said Place as well. And we thought we were gonna be just neck deep in volcano nachos and true Taco neck deep you'd like walk into a Taco Bell with Adam and be like pointing to like No, cool. Yeah, you want a double-decker taco at buck 27. I think I told you guys When I worked at La Crosse usher came in and was like can I get some free stuff and they were like no He's like I just wore La Crosse in my new video. I'll pull it up on my phone. They're like we're so sorry didn't buy You got to go to corporate you got to go to the corporate

And now we know you got to get the card you got to get the card that says your life I'm Chipotle member whatever it is. I kind of just went through that when I because I got my specialized bike I got my yeah, my electric bike. It's a Sick. Oh hell. Yeah able to take it out, but and don't and don't and I won't yeah, it's just gonna collect rust Right the dust and all them things, but it's it was so damn nice But I walked in and they're like hey can I help you and I'm you know wearing a mask and shit And I go I think I'm here to get a free bike and the guys like yeah

I think I am and he's like no There's no free bikes and that so I'm like and I didn't have the contact yeah Isaac our manager is like yeah You just go in there say I need a free bike and they'll just they'll hook you up right and then so it's like five minutes To me trying to explain it like that I get a free bike. Why why do you get a free bike? I'm sorry Why do you exactly? No, I know exactly and then I feel weird about it. I talked about it. Yeah. Oh, okay It's such an absurd thing. Yeah, and then and then I'm like, maybe I maybe I just buy a bike I'm like so embarrassed right now. Maybe I'm like, oh fuck

Here's my credit card. Just I'll buy one right And but then the manager came out and knew what was up and hooked it up It was they were very nice and specialized man. That was so fucking radical. Yeah, dude I like those electric bikes. Oh, you don't have to pedal You do you do it's a pedal assist. Oh, you don't have to pedal hard baby. Sorry Kyle You're gonna have to put in some effort. Yeah, shucks I gotta get one of those those lazy boys with wheels or you just kind of zoom around gas powered motor But it does it's actually like it goes so fucking fast. I'm like this is a motorcycle this thing

Yeah, they put a governor on it, too Because I guess in other countries where they sell them they go faster really in the United States of America You know how the government restricts us Good talk about it Durs. Let's go polychar segment. I think it tops off at 28 28 miles an hour. I think 28 That's fast on a freaking bike So but you will end up going faster If you're going downhill like on my regular road bike, I can get it up to 40 miles an hour just bombing a hill Okay

Yeah If you're in a low gear and you're pedaling down the hill too, you can get fucking going crazy Yeah, exactly. So you get up to I'm sure you can go soar down a mountain super dangerous That's one of the scariest things like I always remember hearing about like people in san francisco Like bike messengers and all that like when you're bombing those hills if you hit someone you straight up like You die. You kill them. You're like a missile. Yeah, you're a human missile What's that movie with joseph gordon levitt where he's like a bike messenger? Oh, damn

What was that movie? It's so good. What it's called like the delivery boy or something like that. What is it the messenger? Yeah, the messenger. Yeah, it's good. The delivery boy. I like that. He's just he's just out there aggressively delivering sandwiches It's about jimmy john. I just remember the shots from the trailer. We're like, whoa, what the fuck? This is the most epic shit freaky fast. He's good slides underneath that truck Oh, you have to drop down and slide under a truck. Wait, has anyone here actually seen it? No way. I've seen it. It's good Okay, all right. Oh my god So what's the premise he delivers packages and his thing is he's just a fucking wild man in those streets? He gets a package

He's not supposed to have or something like that and then michael shannon is like after him And he doesn't have a bike Oh He's stuck running Isn't that the same exact premise of the transporter? Yeah, and it's probably the same premise as Homer and the odyssey All these stories are recycled Four stories guys. There's four stories. This is adam and eve not adam and believe me when I tell you

All ace tops fables. Yes. Thank you guys These are all haunts christian anderson's tinder box. Okay, charles dickens wrote four stories. Yes queen Absolutely. There's four stories in this world the transporter The messenger The transporter space jam new legacy cast away and ready player one and soprano Uh And the many saints of new work forget about it. Hey gobble ghoul Since none of us our east coasters were west coast and midwesters midwesters new work for this first time

You thought somebody was being weird and like mispronouncing new york, right? Oh 100 totally dude. I've new work When they say what new work. Oh new work. Yeah. Yeah, like when people like I flew into new work. I was like, yeah, okay Hey, okay, buddy. Just slow it down. You could say new york. You don't need to smash the words together That was like when ninja turtles came out and it was set in new york But then when throw mama from the train came out and it was new work. Okay, kyle preach. I was like, what is going on here? I know new york because as turtles throw mama from the train. Is that a good movie? Is that and that is based on the Odyssey throw mama from the train. Yeah, that's a that's an iteration of The messenger throw mama from the train weirdly. I remember watching with kyle like at your party or something

Why did we oh kyle famously punched his mom? So I think this might have been his favorite movie. He's like, I gotta see this Famously punched his mom thrown her from a train. Is he during that time of kyle's life. He was just watching that movie over and over I Wish just a real mom. What the hell? I wish the title of this movie was real I wish it was don't tell the babysitter mom's dad. Can I stop? I love my mother. I love her come on We went it was a tough, you know, whatever. She had three boys in the house. We had to we were crazy. I'm sorry, mom It was a tough 18 years Yeah, we were crazy. But is it a good movie? I don't remember the premise

All I remember is the last like I remember at some point Danny DeVito gets called a buoy with hair That I remember. I thought that was a good heat. Hey, is he in the water? No, who's the second male lead besides Danny DeVito. It's crystal Billy crystal. Isn't it still alone? No, you're thinking of stop or my mom will shoot with Sylvester Stallone and Nostal Getty Which is an amazing movie. Yeah stop or my mom will shoot great cover. She kills it. Oh, yeah Yeah, she's amazing. I think that's one where like he's a cop and she the apple doesn't fall far from the tree She's also a super dope old granny cop. He's a cop and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree Throw mom from the train is like Danny DeVito hires Billy crystal or Billy crystal hires Danny DeVito to kill his mother

That sounds right and their plot is to kill her on the train and it's the lady from goonies, right? Right Yes, it is never seen goonies never seen it not. Is that real blake? I thought you hated goonies Oh, yeah, remember blake's hard stance of hating goonies like a movie that everyone loves It's all because the resolution he watched it at now. It's hello. Yeah, it's because he watched like a A VHS copy that someone copied it from their tv in like 92. Yeah, it's better on blu-ray Laser I'll check it out sloth love chunk. Baby Ruth. I know the quotes. I know I know the gist, okay So you never see quotes aren't the movie. No, no, no, no, no, you don't know the context

You don't know that baby Ruth was a candy bar. Daha. What about Daha? Doesn't sloth say Daha. No, no, that's mandela'd right. He says rocky road. Yeah, you need to watch a movie rocky rough And then his ear bends forward Oh, yeah It's captain chunk You gotta see that movie dude. It's science. I'm good. I'm good. But yeah, it was that grandma. Yeah This shit's important. It was probably her. It was probably her. It was there's only so many good

Grammas in film. What are legendary grandmas of motion pictures? Yeah, good. Good. Good. Good. Well that woman I was trying to think of stop What's the one that you just mentioned the Sylvester Stallone one don't shoot or my mom or stop or my mom will shoot Stop or my mom will shoot. Yeah, stop or my mom will shoot. She was very funny in that movie. I remember she was like a Why I still get it. We had one of the great uh, the great actresses great grandmothers Of cinematic history. Cloris leachman in game over man. Yeah Cut her ass out. Yeah, and then cut her out. Oh, dude I just looking at a picture that popped up of me like sitting next to her on that day when she was on set

And I was like, god, we need to release that. We need to release that opening rest in peace. Yeah Yeah, r.i.p It's just sitting on a hard drive somewhere and that was Fucking cool. That was a cool. I see her. I just saw her recently in some older movie And I was like, oh shit. She was in so much stuff. Maybe she was even like hosted like the Muppet show one time It was like, oh damn Would be an honor. It would be such an honor. Oh, yeah, I would I would host the Muppet show with you How come none of us have been on sesame street or the Muppet show?

I think we might be a little dirty for for their style. Yeah, they don't they got oscar the grouch They don't need another dirty dumpster diver like us. That's where I'd want to go. I'd want to do a cameo Dirty dog. Let's begin this scene with grover. Let's hang with the grouch Yeah, I'm trying to kick it with my homies Burton Ernie. Are they gay together? I'll never tell I thought that they said they were didn't they just announced that somebody's gay. I think so Yeah, but when I'm there with them, like am I am I fucking all of them? Oh I don't are you they go back into the closet because of adam Right. Hey, I don't know. I I'll never tell I'll never tell he's the friend that they can't be themselves around

Right They're like, oh, hey adam. Yeah, no, man. We love watching football with you, dude It's freaking cool. Not that gay people can't watch football Go huskers just like uh, just don't judge us. We could do like a cool curse word section with oscar the grouch Oh, yeah, I feel like that's our thing. Yeah, that would be where we'd get on there is like of like, what's the naughty words? Fuck you That's the count don't say fuck Go fuck yourself

Snuffle up against a snuffle up against talk. Yeah, he had a real weird voice. I feel like he was kind of like really He was hell sad. I don't think I liked him. I was like this guy's a loser. Oh, dude. His eyelashes were weird, dude He was like depressing Hi, I'm david eagleman I have a new podcast called inner cosmos on eye heart I'm a neuroscientist and an author at stanford university and I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads On my new podcast I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling

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But kermit was like a guest like fucking shuts it down I feel like kermit was a guest on sesame street like he's not a part of the fucking cast. He was like a guest I'm just being real kermit kermit was very in there. He was like the news reporter He'd be like kermit the frog here reporting live. I don't think that says to me. Street. Is that sesame street? He just relaxed kyle. He just wanted to do his impression. He just needed him. You can do it more do it again What did it sound like? Go ahead? Yeah, I can't hello. This is kermit the frog here reporting live from the pond From the pond exactly. Yeah, that was pretty good. That was honestly pretty good. Do you know brian henson personally kermit the frog Blakes is better admittedly doing when I did that thing with uh fawzi and I think it was miss piggy

uh Like the people that the puppeteers were so fucking cool Of course, they're cool. They were all like 70 years old just like hilarious older guys that Yeah Yeah, you can tell that they like were just acid heads back in the day these guys these guys I'm like, oh, they were just funny as hell and cool. I'm like, man What a cool gig that they've had for 50 years. Yes One of the coolest things I did while I was in atlanta shooting woke season two coming soon next year

Was coated the the the puppetry center like the museum and they have a whole wing dedicated to jim henson And they have all these photos from like the 70s Where it's them like coming up with the show and it's just like behind the scenes So it's just like all these hippie bros with their hands up puppets asses just standing there But it's like yeah, dude, man. What a cool time dream. Did you say puppet bros puppet bros? Why what are you? You know, I can't stand fucking puppet bros Let's go

Fucking puppet Puppet bros are ruining puppetry. Everyone's gotta be a fucking puppet bro now It used to be puppet artists and now it's puppet bros They get into the whole thing for the wrong reason crank anchors change everything. Yeah, they scream. Let's go before every time they're acting weights to their puppets We're getting a little shoulder workout And they're just working their lats It drives me crazy. Okay, places please people. Let's go

Could you imagine jim henson just with two weighted puppets like no these fucking puppet bros they stick their hand them there and they don't even ask permission What why is there a museum of puppetry in atlanta is jim henson from atlanta I don't think he is actually that was like the weird part of it No, there's one up in seattle too though. I remember seeing it up in seattle My follow-up question is why is there a puppetry museum in seattle? Well, I just I think it was just coming through when I saw it up there Okay, an exhibit because I saw it in la when it was at the getty Well, I think it moves like I saw like beaker and and I saw the puppets as well. It was very cool

Well, this museum is a permanent installment in atlanta. It's very cold It's just one wing of it is dedicated to jim henson and they have a ton of like sick relics But then the other wing is like puppets throughout history and of the world and those are mad interesting too But there must be a huge puppet market down there in atlanta or something. That's probably in its roots A lot of puppet bros in hotlanta. I don't doubt it. That's fucking cool The puppet bro scene is totally as kyle would say vibro in atlanta It's just like lifted trucks and freaking just lots of felt just tons of felt in googly eyes Puppet nuts, uh-huh. Yeah lifted trucks and puppet nuts

Bro, I love your gonzo Gonzo was sick too, I'd love to do a scene with gonzo. Yeah, oh my god I'd love to do a scene Muppet babies was like head and shoulders above almost every cartoon to me It just seemed like a whole nother level. I watched a lot of that the baby's rock Why don't you say head and shoulders above because remember the mom you couldn't see above the shoulders good zero Head or shoulders. Yep. You just saw her socks and so it's just something cool Like I mean, that's why rugrats ruled too. It's just like giving a voice to these babies that

Can't talk and then they like that's why rugrats ruled is like when they're around the parents like goo goo gaga And then as soon as the parents leave they're like, yo, this is what's up, right? Angelica's a bitch But you had parents in rugrats. You had parents in rugrats. You had stew and the dad and chuckie's dad That's right. Kyle fucking got you adam So it's a little different bro. It's just a little different. It's a different show. It is a different show. I'm saying that Yeah, correct. I'm not saying the same show. They're not they aren't exactly at the same show Right, but if you had to go Muppet babies versus fucking rugrats, where are you? Where are you landing? Where are you landing?

Oh, oh Yeah, oh my god, wait. Oh, we're doing this right now. Let's do it Muppet babies v rug. We're gonna do this right now. Dude, that is a line in the sand I think I gotta go Muppet babies. Nice. Nice Okay, you can have that You can have that hot dirt. You're throwing me back deek. Uh, I'm a rugrat boy All the way and I think that's you mean you're a rugrat I'm a rugrat. Yeah, I think uh what it was for me is when rugrats were the hot shit

We all know reptar. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. I think rugrats might be a little too young for you. Durz I think that's why you were a muppet. He's saying no. No. No, I'm exactly. I'm split right down the middle No, that is true. Muppet babies was out pre was out before the rugrats That is correct You might have aged out of the rats by the time it was hot I didn't because I I remember when it premiered it was dug Followed by rugrats followed by ren and stimpy every sunday morning They put ren and stimpy in the morning?

That seems a little dude. That was when they were sneaking that shit on kids. It was called Fuck nicktoons. I think it was called nicktoons. No, no specifically a thing called nicktoons on sundays, right? Rocco's modern life came later. You guys should watch Uh, there's a documentary called the orange years. I want to say the orange years That I watch on a plane. Yeah, and uh, it was fucking awesome It's all about nickelodeon at that time when they started to make original program and started With you can't say that on television, which was like a canadian show Do that on television

He said they and then they segued to their own stuff with double dare and all that and then into cartoons And you were just like holy shit. They were on a fucking run. Yeah, bro. That's all I watched like yeah That's all I watched was nickelodeon. That was it Yeah, nothing else not to mention like Muppet babies was nickelodeon as well, right? Or no, no, maybe it wasn't No, but I think it was syndicated into nickelodeon. I think they grabbed it. It was not it was a cbs tv show, I believe Produced by deek. Yeah deek dude. Oh, yeah, I k Dic deek at the end of it. Yeah, I see. Okay. I spelled it wrong. All right. Would you say deek?

Yeah, yeah, I did. Yes, I did Whoopsies I gotta say your accent like one also helped. Hey wait help my stoned ass memory because okay All right bad boy Is that bad boy rock in muppet babies? Is that where did fraggle rock come from? Is that muppet babies? Fraggle rock was an hbo show separate. It's jim henson, but it's a completely different show. Were they in the show as cartoons? uh Skeeter was kind of He looked like one of those fraggles, but no and his his sister fraggle rock was my shit

I loved fraggle rock. Yeah, you look like a dozer. Yeah, I look like a bulldozer bulldozer I mean, dude, that's where it came from. You named your wizard rap character. I mean you met a wizard rapper Named bulldozer and you guys hit it off. So I'm I'm writing my vows right now for the wedding. Oh, yes Oh Right now. So uh, if I look distracted, I want you to be the fraggle to my dozer No, it did the first draft of it was like a lot of references to the wizards Uh I've since toned it toned it back and pulled those references out

Wow, this is why you should do a few drafts of your vows. So you don't just uh come in real hot As I gotta ask what what what and why were these references? Was it wizards never die much like love? Here we go. Here we go I mean that was the end. I swear to you. That was how I was gonna end it and then I was gonna start it with uh To quote clowy's favorite 2006 seminal hip-hop Rap syndicate from another world The wizards poof pow surprise. What's with your eyes? I'm so hypnotized and I still am And then and then go into the vows and then end with as they say

motherfucking wizards never die Much like our love. I love you Chloe Yeah, all right, I'm glad we're talking about this. I'm glad we're talking this through This is good. So I wrote that draft and then and then gave it a gave it a day slept on it And then came back and looked at it in in the morning light and was like When you say morning light, it's like after you sobered up. Did you write it very drunk? No, not drunk. Haven't drank for like over a month. Okay. Okay. I know sir. I don't like it. There you go Yeah, it sucks. Actually. I hate it. It sucks. What happened. Fuck it. Why are you doing it then?

Are you trapped? Are you trapped somewhere? Yeah, I mean good for you. A month is a month is a long time ago A little drink a drink. Yeah, so I uh, it was I had it was like the the bachelor party and everything and then like a few other things where I was just like kind of Drinking and eating a lot like a pig and I was like pushing 200 pounds and I look at them and I'm like Jesus I'm five foot eight. I can't be 200 pound. That's a big fucking boy. And I'm like, uh, man I got a wedding. I have this movie the uh, the outlaws that I'm going to be shooting right after the wedding So I'm like, I got a roll right into that. I got to tighten up the game. Well, then you got to be 200 You're gonna roll into it. I know. Yeah

Let's go. So I did that and then and then this week I was like, I'll you know, uh, two weeks ago I was like, uh, I might have a drink or two, you know, but you know, really tighten it up Two weeks ago, not a month two weeks ago. No, but a month ago. I stopped just checking and then two weeks ago I got COVID. Oh Wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Yeah So you knew that I we talked about that the other day But uh, yeah, so then I got it fucking COVID and actually like and I'm vaccinated which is fucked up break through I've break through and and everyone that I've heard that has had a breakthrough

Uh, they loved it, right? They're like, oh, it was nothing dude It was like it was in and out of my system in a day. It fucking knocked my ass to the ground for like three days I had a fever. I was like all fucked up finish him. Today's my 10th day. I'm ending my quarantine today And I'm I'm fine finally like I'm finally fine. Oh my gosh I did hear on the same day. I heard about you. I heard about another friend of mine in new york Who's a writer and he said him and his wife had a breakthrough case and it knocked him down for three weeks Goodbye after post vaccination. Yeah. Yeah, I'm so glad that ours wasn't that bad and we're we're both testing negative and everything already So that's that's a good thing. But I was for a minute. I was like, am I gonna have to cancel the fucking wedding?

Oh, that would be like after everything terrible. This would be a goddamn nightmare. So That's right. Dude, that would have been crazy. I would have kept those tickets and still gone just to kind of celebrate for you You know, I know I know every everybody would have. Oh, yeah Everyone would have and we've already paid for everything and I was like talking to Chloe. I'm like, how do we get our money back? Yeah, uh, especially for like the booze I'm like because the the the fucking you know, it's like a lot of money for the the bar tab And I'm like, well, they're not just gonna throw away the alcohol. Right. Yeah alcohol stays good Oh, for sure. It stays so you're saving up you're gearing up for the wedding

That's when you're gonna kind of break the seal. Uh, yeah, basically and also just I wanted to get better So I'm not gonna even though I felt fine the last four or five days I didn't want to then Like slide back into sickness because I just wanted some delicious ashlands. Yeah So now you're like you're like vaccinated and you have the antibodies so you can pretty much go anywhere. You know what I mean? Right So I'm I'm I'm hella strong now

But you you were like fairly good about wearing your mask and shit and like and being safe or I think it was Are we on the air? I got it. I think I got it on uh, are we recording? Is this live now? I think I got it on work the last week of work I had on the righteous gemstones. It was all night shoots. Yeah, you get run down So I think I was just run down and right. Yeah, and I was around people with covid before just casually Well, because I know because we get tested three times a week. Yeah, you knew there was some shit There would be people in scenes where like you come back from the scene and they're gone And you're like, well, where did they go and they're like they tested positive

They had to go home and you're like, oh shit, so I was with them earlier in the day But I test negative so it's fine. Right. But uh So I've been around people with covid before but then now I think it's just because I was so run down from like the stress of like planning the wedding My dad having, you know, brain radiation all the shit. Yeah, the other thing. Yeah, you're blaming your father. Yeah, cool It's most of your dad's fault. Yes It's my cancer riddled father, right all that stuff gave you covid and it's his fault that shit's important So I think I think it was that and then it just it just fucking hit me

That's wild. Did you have so fever or cough like flemmy lung wet lung? Oh, dude. I had everything I had 100% all the symptoms. I was like, I don't know what they are. I was I I Had a bad temp. It was like 102 or something dude Big temperature big hot so hot. I had chills. That's a big hot. That's a big hot Did you have a big hot? Uh, I had a big hot. I had a headache for like days and days and days I'm still like pretty tired. Yeah. I'm just like tired. Do you have the diarrhea? It was a squirt Uh, dude, the diarrhea was unrelenting the trot And it only lasted for one day, but it was like cause of diarrhea. I was like, I'm gonna shit my pants

I'm going to shit my pants. Yeah I'm just like I watched five seasons of friday night lights Oh, that's all I did. I just I just turned my brain off and just watched friday night lights for like a week straight Uh, wild. Yeah, but but I'm back now, baby solid poops. Good job, buddy Hell it's almost too solid now. Tell me about it. That's my problem. That's my problem after hearing you say I wish like they made masks that had it where they would tell you If when you have encountered Like I want to I just want to know my stats like how many times I've been around

Covid like with a mask or whatever and I've avoided it and I've dodged the bullet. It's just like Always dozens of times. Yeah. Yeah, just like in starbucks Because you know, you've gone out to bars and restaurants and stuff If you're around a certain amount of people you're around Covid You're around Covid is my friend and especially I was in the south. I was in charles in south carolina and there's a lot of unvaccinated people in south carolina and Uh, you know, I know for a fact I was and I was like, am I super human because I hadn't gotten it yet

That's a cool way to think. Oh, well, what's your blood type adam? Because that was a rumor. I heard. Oh negative Yeah, I heard a rumor swirling that like oh negative is like immune like you're you can't get it. Oh really? I'm uh, yeah, that's really Yeah, I'm a oh positive. What about oh positive? Am I good? Oh, baby? No, you could get it easier Yeah, yeah, no you get it extra. You might be dead. You're probably a ghost. It's easier for me to get it. It's easier Yes, I scared of you mother. I don't know for what I heard it was oh negative I don't know about oh positive, but oh oh neg. You shouldn't be alive. So you have dispelled that uh, Rumor because you got it. Well, I got it. I think I was just like I was exhausted, dude That last week I was like having a hard time switching to nights one night. I got one hour of sleep and then it was like three or four

Uh days that week where I only got like three or four hours of sleep So I think I was just like if I if I wouldn't have gotten cove that I would have just been regularly sick So I just got that dude. I did right. I did hear something the other day where if you smoke a certain strain of sativa Man, okay Yeah, coach the lungs and it blocks it. There's gonna be a cool cdc like uh Warning before this. Yeah, and we're gonna put a link to that. What I'm guessing is a university research I'm gonna say allegedly a buddy on set told me about it, but allegedly he said he read one tumble college Yeah, exactly. It's all of

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Listen to queen charlotte the official podcast thursdays on the iHeart radio app apple podcasts or anywhere you get your podcasts I I'm in alabama right now and apparently I don't know that that was last month or last year or something, but more people died Then we're born in this state mostly because of kovat and I was like oh my god. Oh my god sick That's terrifying. That's terrible. That's really scary. Nobody's fucking out there or what nobody's having babies like yeah Yeah, what's going on? I think people are like they gave up fucking. Oh my gosh. Well, that's the first thing we need to do is start Fucking again, right? Yeah, uh, how's the movie going dersey?

Uh, it's going. How's it does bobby d remember you guys? I'm happy to report Uh, yeah, I'm doing a movie. I'm down here in mobile alabama Uh, it's a sabashin manaskalco movie. It's kind of his like not his life story, but a story from his life And that's why you're watching sopranos getting in the italian. That's what everyone says and I was like, oh fuck. I feel like such a But no, I'm watching the Yeah, and I don't know if that's a bad thing to say or not. So I'm not gonna repeat it. Hey I don't I don't know what it even is chris pratt mother fucker. Fuck you. Hey patini Uh, but we had like a table read before we started shooting and

bob rolls in and we're all kind of like sitting around me Robert deniro, he's talking about robert deniro robert deniro. I know bobby deniro plays, uh, sabashin's pops And uh, they're like full on like italian. It's it's great. Anyway, so he comes in we're doing a table read Let's go. Everyone's kind of introducing themselves around the table. I'm like, hey amanders I'm playing lucky and he kind of leans over looks at me and gives me the finger point like hey No way. Yeah, so guys. No fucking way. Let's just say he remembered me forget about it Not an option. I love that. You made an impact You're kidding. You're kidding me bobby dean. He didn't forget about it

Bobby didn't forget about you. Hey, I got some nice flowers from him right here. I got some orchids You're kidding me. He's a professional. What a freaking class act Actually, you know what and adam knows this from doing the intern when you're in like the main cast Bob sends you like a little letter. It says break a leg with like like his from his stationery and stuff and you're just like Oh, it's so cool. I have mine framed. Yeah, you frame me. Yeah, I thought you're gonna say he sends you a horse head in your bed Oh my god, so these are stereotypes that I'm sure he's been battling his whole life and you're just kind of joking about him Forget about me Um, but no, he has a class act in that because he knows he knows like pretty exciting to work with me

Yeah, here he's like you're gonna want this. Oh, are you freaking kidding? Do you remember when he would like bring his cheese guy on the set of the intern? I just talked about it the other day Yeah, he's got a cheese guy. Yeah He had a cheese guy that would come on set that he's like he's like, uh, he'd come up and be like, hey, I don't know if you saw But um, I got my uh cheese guy Uh for spinning some mozzarella and he was like homemade like spinning mozzarella Like in the parking lot and you come out and you'd give you like little mozzarella balls on a stick Oh, that sounds so nice

On a stick or like a skewer. Yeah, or like a branch Like a skewer like a little skewer of mozzarella a branch. This is bob. We're talking about here's another weird thing On his birthday on the intern His cheese guy came and he just had these giant plates of spoons full of ricotta period Pizza pizza he's coming around And then I'm like, bro. Am I for real about to just eat a spoon of ricotta? And people are like, it's pretty good and I was like, all right, I'll grab one. So I'm not like a jerk Yeah, I eat it and instantly grab three more spoons. Yeah

Don't go away from here. I'm like, it was so fucking good with like a little dollop of uh, you know olive oil on it It was so damn good Don't stop eating. Dude, that sounds so good. I want to get a cheese guy I remember I remember uh, deniro was he like He'd come to set and he wasn't in wardrobe yet And he was wearing his actual watch and we were rehearsing the scene before we all went into hair and makeup And um, he had his actual watch and it was like I forget what it was But I like watches and I mentioned that I liked his watch and I and I had my watch on and he was like, oh, you like watches

I'm like, uh-huh. Oh you like time? Anders can't even tell time. Anders can't. My best friend Anders can't tell time, but that's cool. You do This is important. Yeah, I'm gonna remember him. He can't tell time. That's memorable. I'm gonna remember him. I won't remember you Forget about me. I I'm gonna forget about you He goes Here I'll give you my watch guy and I like threw away the card immediately because I was like There's no way in hell that I can afford deniro's watch guy

Yeah, if there's no way I would be able to afford a watch. Maybe maybe now. I wish I had it that that was like 10 There we go. Eight years ago. Well, there's can you ask adam if you can get in touch with his watch? Yeah Yeah, please hook me up with deniro's watch guy. He's like, I don't know what you're talking about I'll be like, hey, you're watch guy. He's like, I don't know who you're talking about right never heard of him Not a fan. Didn't anyone tell you there's a huge black hole of my memory in that movie I Forgot about it the whole first half of the movie. I don't remember honors your size 12 shoe, right? I remembered that Oh, yeah. Hey, uh, I'm going to my buddy adam's wedding

You said you're going to your buddy wedding. I missed there was a part of me I couldn't even hear it's like a bad drive-through speaker. Yeah, right You're going to your buddy wedding. Yeah, well just to reiterate and I've told this on the podcast before but I saw Robert deniro backstage at some award show And he comes through and I go hey bob and he stops and just looks at right at me And I was like waiting for him to be like, oh, hey But he didn't say anything and then I weirdly like stood my ground right and didn't introduce myself Which is admittedly a weird thing to do

Uh, but I was just like kind of like Well, you wanted deer and headlight style. Yeah, you wanted him to go like, oh, hey, how's it going? And then I'd be like, oh, yeah adam the intern remember, right? But he didn't do that. He just stared and looked at me for I swear to you like 20 seconds of just like looking at me and then he goes Huh, and then walked away I'm sure it was like You get what you give I'm gonna forget about this and then Chloe was like was right next to me and she goes What the fuck was that? I'm like, I don't know. I don't know what just happened to her

You better be getting out all your forget about it jokes here You bring those to said De Niro's gonna crack up too hard and my heart is tummy Do not say gobble ghoul around De Niro. We don't know what it means. We don't know what it means I'm not gonna say gobble ghouls Well, now I'm trying to think if I had like unlimited fame or and money not that Unlimited money, but like what kind of guy would I have with me like a cheese guy is such a specific cool Fucking flex. Oh dude. What a great poll

Well, I think if you have starred in like 10 of the biggest like mafia type movies of all time You're just gonna have a cheese guy the cheese guy is gonna find you and be like, hey, I'm your cheese guy now Well, right? Anytime you you need cheese. I'm your guy Yeah, because it's like he just brings you the spoon of ricotta and he's like, hey, man I'll bring the spoon of ricotta anywhere you go Anywhere you're gonna love this ricotta. You're beating cheese guys away There's so many cheese guys. It's like, well, I got another guy. You gotta weed through Look, if your ricotta is better than that guy's ricotta, you could come with me

If this guy offends you if this guy's a gaba ghoul and of any At all. Are you reading? Are you reading the notes from the producer? Oh gaba ghoul is a nickname for pork capicola, which is I have had cap Pork shoulder, so you're just calling somebody a pork shoulder. Yeah, so you're just saying a food That's a cool nickname. What's that little pork shoulder little pistol starter? I just watched the saints of new work last night and I swear they were like saying gaba ghoul is like you fucking idiot Yeah, it's like calling somebody a piece of baloney. Yeah In gangs in new york, isn't he a butcher though? I didn't say gangs of new york. I said the many saints of new work

Which is the sopranos prequel and we're back to it. We're back to it It's the new york new york thing, bro. I just fucking When they're naming towns and cities who thought it was a good idea to be like no, I said new york actually it's different And they're like because we already have a new york up here. Yeah, it's like right there It's right there and you said new york. It's just right across the bridge. So it's really really close Oh, you're new york. We're new york. I feel like you just said you were gonna start a new york But there already is one. I said new work gaba ghoul. No, no, no, no, I'm going to new york It's a there's a g at the end. It's new york. It's right down the block. Okay

Well now the bit is different because that's not even a place. How do you know? Why don't you stick in the confines of the bit? I refuse. I refuse. All right Wait, what are the confines of the bit? Blake doesn't color in the lines, man. He goes outside of it. I can tell. I see his shirts are all tight eye crazy colors Yeah He's a crazy boy. Uh well Durs, how many other ways could we take a city by a city that sounds like a city? But it's already there. I know but I was trying to expand on the joke and go new york But then but then you might as well just go puke dork and it's like hey, hey, that's funny

But puke dork doesn't exist or do yorg do yorg. Yeah, do york when mountain dew takes over new york Oh snake bliskin. Okay guys how how improv works is we yes and each other I admit that new york was a stretch And uh, and I we probably wouldn't have walked down that road if blake didn't lead us down it But now that blake led us down new york. I feel like we gotta walk down this road with it, man Let's all be honest. There is something very Very satisfying and funny about every once in a while just dropping a huge deny All right. Hey, man the crowd loves it. You love it. The crowd loves it

The crowd loves it But you can take a deny and throw it right into right into fucking do york and now come up with a mountain dew premise new premise What happens in the future? Hey, kyle. Kyle. What up? Now you can't no Oh Someone just crashed their car Into that shit so good unders. I I'll walk it down do york if you guys wrong but all day Capicolo, give me a pork shoulder. You've got my leguk. I think it's bafangul. Not gabagul bafangul Oh, yeah, that's bafangul. Yeah bafangul. What is bafangul? Maybe that's it. What do we say?

Let me just preface bird. Yeah, I don't know what I just said. So please don't cancel me Right, you're going to get kicked off at the movie. You're on tomorrow We're not hearing this Yeah, this is in the shitter. He doesn't know. He doesn't know what it means. He's just saying it. He doesn't know That's what he's trying to say. It's okay. Why are we doing do bafangul? No, we want bafangul. I'm not finishing it Oh, italian wannabes. Okay. Oh, perfect. Used by italians to define italian wannabes people that want to be That are posers basically. Okay. Okay. So that's Blake. So that's that's what we're doing. That's what's happening right now Yeah, so we're we are being a bunch of gabagool. We are chugy gabagool and it's close to halloween. So maybe i'm a gabagool

Yeah, durz. Is that okay or can you kill that? The typical gabagool does not know how to speak italian and is deeply convinced that italians are exactly like television stereotype Sorry, my brain has been mushed for a moment. No, don't be sorry. Don't be sorry That's because you aren't drinking you got to get some alcohol on your system get a talk in a ashland Yeah, might be it could be the coven. It's definitely not the coven. Oh, by the way last night I'm in a restaurant and this guy's like, yeah, just like you was like I had uh the vaccine to the Got covid so I'm I really didn't it didn't affect me

But then we kept being like so what's there to do around here and goes there's a restaurant down the street. Um Can't remember what it's called. Uh, they have like coffee and stuff. I'm like, okay. He goes and then down the street. There's another Um, and I'm like this motherfucker has the covid fog Yeah, finish him dude the the covid brain fog for me. It's like a very real thing like I keep like I'm We're starting work on the outlaws in like a week And so like I'm doing last minute revisions on the script trying to punch it up add as many jokes as I can And I'm like losing my place in the script. I forgot what I've read I like

Will like try to come back to it and be like not remember the scene I'm like, I've been working on this movie for like two years I'm like, I know it inside and out and I'm having a hard time just like wrapping my head around it the covid fog It's bad news. Ironically you need to have a corona. Yeah, I need to have a corona Yeah, and and I can't taste that's another thing is I'm like you pay so much for this goddamn wedding for the food and drink I can't taste or smell anything. Oh, really? Oh, you have that you don't you can't oh, yeah, nothing nothing nothing Wow, man, that's not even a gaba ghoul I'm a little bit of a gaba ghoul pork shoulder. Okay, uh, I can taste a little bit of hot sauce

So like I'm just pouring hot sauce on everything cool and just like damaging your tongue Yeah, totally. Well, that's why you're getting the fucking diarrhea, bro. It's not cool It's just from the mountain of hot sauce I think it's just like I the rest of my senses are like, oh, that's something cause of diarrhea Right, that's a little that is a flavor. Yeah. So when your tongue finally reawakens, it'll just be Scorched it's just destroyed right. Yeah, and I'm just ate like nothing but like scolding hot soup and stuff for a week Oh my god So wait, you can't feel a temperature either. It's like a numb mouth. This is like post dental. No

I think I think like it's warm is like I can it's I can tell that it's something like I like it Right. Well cold too. What about cold like what about cold the guys? Yeah, what about like frozen? No, I've tried I've tried like a pop circle. It doesn't do much doesn't do much for me I'm sorry. Wow, but the hot is the breakthrough. Can you hear us? I can yeah, that didn't that wasn't effective You're a stupid dumbass. Okay. Good because we've been talking for like Fucking 50 minutes. So that's good. That's good that you can hear Oh boy, wow Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called inner cosmos on I heart

I'm a neuroscientist and an author at stanford university And I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling Unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities like does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident or Can we create new senses for humans or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain Steers your behavior your perception and your reality

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There's something that I stumble upon um every five years or so, uh, look at what I found dude Oh, dude, that's from like an original chain wallet, man Describe to the audience what you are holding up. Okay. So so I've got my leather smiley face chain wallet That I purchased from a hot topic and probably I don't know maybe that must have been like 96 95 or 96 Yeah, dude. Hey, it's pretty fly for a white guy. I refine this thing like every five years I feel and then I feel like every time you refind it. I'm right there with you when you're like Look what I just dug out and I'm like, oh, yeah, like a smiley face

Cool. No, that thing is fucking sick. Cool. Are we getting Carl's junior or not? Did you guys rock chain wallets or what dude? Yes, there's no way derz did He's a Muppet Babies fan. Fuck you. Rugrats boys. Rugrats Uh, no, I didn't I I had a uh hemp necklace chain wallet, which was even Crunchier like the chain was hemp. Yeah, the chain was hemp. Fuck it. I made it. I it was I was Kyle has hearing coveted by the time I was a senior in high school I think I just really wanted people to know that I smoked weed So like I made I had multiple hemp necklaces that I would wear

I had a bracelet. I had a hemp belt and I had a hemp chain wallet Right. All right. Just letting people know like this guy loves hemp But like hemp just being a product of like marijuana, right? But you don't nobody smokes No, no, no, you can't smoke the hemp, right? But you know if you if you rock a lot of hemp people are gonna assume that you smoke weed And I think that's what I was going for or you're just resourceful That's true. Kyle. Yeah, like hemp people have changed nowadays nowadays It's like nowadays if you're using it, you're like resourceful

It's a resource area and and also smoking hella weed, bro. Yeah, hemp has changed. I guarantee you Uh, the percentage of people who have a hemp product 98% of them Smoke weed. Yes, they believe in the plant. It's true. 2% of them didn't know the thing They got from their son for christmas was made of hemp, but he's just like, how do you like that? Open it up, mom. It's actually a hemp made candles. Do you like your sweatshirt? It's made of weed It's soap, but it's like it's like hemp soap actually grandma put on the scarf It's made of weed

The grandma's like you could have just got me like CBD oil and that would have been fire And the grandma's like I don't give a fuck. I rip right pulls the fucking bowl out of her butthole Hypothetically cool grandma ripping Grammy. Yeah, bro. I have a bowl in my butthole. Huh, don't even trip bro. I'm ripping bongs No, man, I didn't know that anybody who had an actual hemp chain wallet, but uh, but big ups I went straight to hot topic to get my dude. You should have came with me and How long was it? How long was it? Pretty long and went down to about the knee like zoot zoot style That's the whole you don't want it to be long, right? The whole point is uh, that was it

That was a thing is like they there was when it was in style like after Blake Got that people would people would connect chains together and do long-ass chains. Do you remember that also fucking multiple chains Two chains. Oh, we ain't talking titty boy. Is that why he got that name because he had a chain wallet Yeah, he had a pocket watch He had a pocket watch and a chain wallet. I love two chains I like when rappers make their make their rap name before they make any money and they're like, right? They're like, you know what? I'm I'm I wear two chains. That's my thing because I don't just have one chain I have multiple chains at least two a two chains although little yacht is pretty good

It's like it's not a big boat. It's a little yacht. It's a little yacht Remember when uh, when like 50 cent was rapping about like making like uh, 300,000 right And you're like 300,000 Like I mean, that's money. That's good money. But that's not great money That's not like rappers don't rap about making $300,000. But was that like per was that per like verse on like a feature? Yeah, what is he talking about? If you're getting 300 grand a feature, that's pretty good money I don't know what the going price for a feature is because what's her name was saying? Uh, what's her name was like I get 50,000 a feature. Are you sure that's even 50 cent 300,000

Give me the rhythm and it'll be off what they close. Oh, is that that's luda? But am I connecting to I think you're I think you're smashing two songs together. You know mash up collision course Is this a link in park jz thing? Am I smashing them or is that maybe the tie? Nation can let me know what's going on here. Yeah, I feel the community will let us know Nation hook it up. What am I doing? What am I doing? Let's go. What's the old stone brain doing? Man, my man's a stoner. You might have cove it. Yeah, you might just have cove you might have cove You might have the cove 300,000. Yeah, you're right two chains. I feel I feel like two chains has like upwards of seven chains at this point

Oh, yeah, but can he rock more than two or does he feel like he's breaking all the rules? Yeah, dude That's a great question. I wonder if he like looks at himself in the mirror sees the seven chains And he's like, I'm not living up to my name. Right. Just have two Extremely expensive chains, right, right? I mean he rocks those Cuban links. No, right? I do like it when when the when like hip-hop stars get to the point that like like how drake and jz Don't really fuck with chains anymore Okay, and and they're like they're they've gone past like needing to prove that they have money And then now they're just like obviously we're very rich

I don't need to I don't need to wear a million dollars around my neck. They're iconic. They're not trying to prove anything Uh with gold anymore, and that's why and that's why I don't wear chains. Yeah Right. Yeah That's exactly why I do it. Yeah That's why uh, you you refused Robert De Niro's watch guy. You're like, I don't I don't need that. No I got my own guy. I'm gonna wear this. Um, I'm gonna wear this little casio watch and you know g-shock is pretty cool Uh, I feel like jay-z is going through a thing Maybe he's coming out of it right now

But where he started to dress kind of like a teenager again Like he was he wore like business suits when he was like I'm not a business. I'm a business man Yep, but then recently he was like I'm a girl my hair out wear bucket hats His hair looks really cool. I like his hair. Yeah Kind of just do like sweat suits a lot I kind of feel super sorry for Beyonce because she keeps it together so well and she's so she's such a goddess And then jay-z has just started Slipping like slipping like what he's cozy. He's just being cozy. He's just comfy. He's just being comfortable

He's 50. He's a 50 year old billionaire. You know what I mean? He's just like, all right Beyonce is equally as successful as this man and she looks fucking Amazing. Yeah, but that's also that is Beyonce's thing is like yeah, look up like this woke up like this Jay-z's thing was never how good looking he was But durr's just brought up a very good point where he was like super like suit and tie like like he looked like put together He looked like a business man. He's kind of like run Rockefeller for a while and then I think he realized That sucks. He's a pajama guy. Yeah. Yeah, he wants to be cozy and make some fucking music and just chill, dude Let him chill. Yeah, fuck you Blake. I love that

Dude, let him fucking chill. I'm I know I I'm down for that. I just feel bad I just I'm just like it's so wild that Beyonce is just so More like so much more put together at this point and still just like bringing The heat where like Jay-z just kind of went into like I just play video games now Basically, they're they're the rap version of king of queens, you know, what he's he's kevin james And Beyonce is the banging ass wife that I forget her name. I'm just a cave Where is there a cup? Where is there a couple where like the guy is the one who's way more put together Do I mean like this is part for the course. It was k-fed k-fed in britney

It doesn't happen all that often. No, there's no archetype for that. There's fall apart What about uh pink and uh, who was her dude the excite bike rider matt hoffman I feel like pink is way more put together than him. He's like a skater X games, dude. Yeah, right. Hey, man. I'm just spitball and I'm trying to think I'm racking my brain like there's gotta be a couple That was like a bad example, dude. You're being a gob of cool fucking durs get off my back, dude. God damn. I'm trying to Dude, he's all riled up. He's go wash rug rats. He's get your rug rats ass out of here. Oh man. Muppet babies He's kicking him with uh bobby d man. He's he's aggro right now. I'm down here in alabama having a good time Yo, also also

300,000 is from the song. Yeah And it's a ludicrous lyric And he's saying my pinky is valued over 300,000 Okay, so what about the ring on it a huge flex and then he says Let's drink you the one to please ludicrous fill cups like double d's. So I was wrong It's pretty funny. Hey ludicrous is the funniest rapper. I'm I mean ludicrous We got to give him flowers Yeah, and I think have we given ludicrous his flowers on this podcast before because that motherfucker

Has so many hits We have we gave him a little bit of flowers one time, but yeah good go ahead I mean it just hit on hit on hit on hit the guys and I think he's the he might be the one of the funniest rappers Right, definitely like one of the wittiest Definitely jers that poses a great question funniest rappers like rappers that crack me up Some rappers are so funny m&m is very funny. I was gonna say m&m also has an extreme amount of whip a wit Ha ha I have to I have to give flowers to my buddy matt brisard

Okay Comic on our last podcast. I I said something Uh about how gen z and millennials how millennials Uh, I forget the joke exactly. You stole his joke. Yeah, essentially you're giving flowers Yeah, no, and then he hit me up and he was like, hey, you said my joke uh next time could you like uh You know mention that is my joke and I'm like is it your joke? And and I thought I had made the joke up like just in the moment I thought I'd like just was was spitballing and came up with that and then I looked at his uh clip

And sure enough, it's like basically exactly his bid. So I think I I inadvertently stole which one was this Yeah, what was what's the big? Let's tell the joke. I'd like to know it with the comedian. I'm pissed now It was it was essentially Like millennials we fought for gay marriage and that was where we we stood and then gen z are like Yeah, but now we're all polyamorous and we all fuck each other and there's no thing such thing as gender And then all the like old guard that didn't believe in gay marriage for millennials are finally like Okay, the gays can get married you guys win. Oh essentially and I mean I butchered the joke on on our podcast and again Yeah, that felt like an observation. I wouldn't call I wouldn't claim this one. No, he

He's funny. He's funny and uh and at first second. I was like I It must have been like, you know, that idea is just kind of floating around You know how that happens a lot in comedy where it's like it's just in the ether and two comics sort of had the same idea at the same time, right? But then I went back and looked at it and it was so close to His actual joke right that is definitely more well written that I must have seen it The week before like when I was shooting nights and I must have is is this your apology? Is this your your apology kickoff? Oh, so work into it. Yeah, this we're kicking it off

Yeah, so I would I would like to apologize to mad brisard. He's a very very funny guy. Very funny. It seems like I Took his joke. I did not mean to and I I want to give him flowers. He's super funny I had him on house party years ago and he's he's a great stand-up comedian who deserves His flowers and doesn't deserve a guy snaking his bits, man I love you very much, which I did not mean to do but I I give him them flowers How many drafts he dm'd you about this or? Yeah, he dm'd me and big shout out to him too because you know, I'm I'm More established than him or whatever and I could see that it could be like a nerve-wracking thing

For a younger comic to say something Right, so like big shout out to him to actually just go hey, man And he was very nice about it and very polite and Didn't accuse me of stealing which is nice I would like to compliment you right now use my compliment up on you for this whole Uh, what you're doing right now and how you're handling this situation how matt did and how you are I think that this is fantastic Instead of beefing, you know, you get it out there you own up. It's fucking big

Because in especially in the stand-up community. Yeah, it's tough. It's like that's that's the The worst thing you can do is be a joke thief and that is not what I am and I and it seems like I must have watched it the week before when I was doing night shoots and it went in one ear out the other and I just Didn't didn't put it together that it was someone else's bit when I was just spitballing on the podcast Talking about him right now. It will give him some shine because uh, dude seems very funny Yes, he is funny and and and actually go and watch his joke Uh, find him on the instagram and and watch he has a clip up and watch the joke It is very funny and he's he's much funnier than I'm giving that joke credit

Then come back and listen to adam's This guy's more established I I like the idea that he DM'd you and he goes, hey, uh, you kind of said my joke I was wondering if you could do it again, but better Because it like fucked up my shit and now you're doing it worse. I know I know it's cool that you took it Can you do it some justice? This guy's really funny. Here's what he said. Um, oh god There's marriage Is a real thing I'm gonna have a hard time at the at the wedding giving my vows is just gonna be all wizard rap lyrics

The only thing I can remember. Yeah, bro along with age comes wisdom Along with knowledge comes power. I can't wait for the apology after the wedding. Oh, that's gonna be great As they say motherfucking wizards never die poof pow surprise. What's with your eyes? I'm so hypnotized. I remember for my vows I was like, um No jokes. I think I did one joke at the very end, but wasn't even like a hard joke I was like, this is my wedding vows. Who'd you steal it from? You pulled out your cell phone. I remember you were like, I got Oh, yeah, I was ahead of the time you were one of the first I read it off a cell phone. I got some flak for it. I'm like, yo, it's

2011 or whatever like come on now. Let's all go you you love your iphone. That was rappers are wrapping off of cell phones That's true That's true But I remembered the drafts just like kind of going through it being like, no, that's not gonna what am I doing here? Come on. Come on. It is a tough thing to write. I'm gonna give my uh shout out to uh, just italian people in general Thanks for letting us have fun today. We understand we are being gaba ghouls. Hey, I feel like italian people Italian americans just like really always been super down for getting some jokes in and I just I love doing

Love doing a terrible italian american They've always been down for getting some jokes in and that's gone unnoticed Okay, grazie. Let's go and I want to give a shout out to the puppet bros of atlanta And I know chris pratt's gonna do mario justice I know he's gonna do The role of mario. Yeah, we started off with it's just chris pratt Who else? Who else? Isn't it charlie day's louis g?

Yes, yeah, that is right. Yeah. Is charlie italian. That's no bob hoskins is day short for daytona day toni I know he represents new Orleans pretty hard. He's like up and in the does he yeah He's always doing the like marty grawl hella hard. I'm like this dude does it right? But he's from road island. Yeah, he's not from new orleans at all Well, everyone's shot movies there. I feel like you know how it is you go down there and you get it sweeps you up I mean, I love it new orleans too. I was just gonna say You're not from there and you love it pretty good. Yeah, I love new orleans. Yes, sir. Yeah, that's like john fogarty That's like fogarty in fucking credence. It's like it's from the bay area and you're like wait, but everything's by you music

How'd you do that? How'd you do that? And I want to apologize to everyone that he hoodwinked. We're sorry about that. Sorry. Yes Yes, we take full responsibility for fogarty and uh his swamp claims and all that. Yeah our bad and I want to um thank you boys for uh For letting last week I needed uh, well, you know people were working and I had the coven It was nice to uh, we had a down week last week where we didn't do the pod

And um, you know, thank god because I would have been a total fucking mess Thank you god. So uh, thank you guys for for pushing this and and letting letting my coven brain heal a little bit You're welcome. You're welcome. Well. Yeah. No, thank you. Thank you for giving us a week off. I enjoyed it. Um, This is a chore for me. Well, I'll say I I and I enjoyed coming back and talking to you guys my gosh I missed the hell out of you. I did too. I missed you guys This is an absolute chore for me. Uh, I have an I'm here's my apology. Kyle. I'm sorry. We're still friends. Um, I don't want to be that black cloud over you. So sorry that we're we're pressuring you into this Yeah, it's super rough. I loved the week off. It's uh rough to do this with you guys every week

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