This Is Important - Ep 58: We’re, Oh My God We’re Back Again

Episode Date: October 26, 2021

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what's the most important bottom line critical thing happening on this planet. Today on This Is Important, we're sipping tea on this episode. It's so much easier to hold a poo-poo in than a pee-pee. Since Spider-Man got here, you've been acting really weird. That's like a shack-dick of a payday. Buckle up. Let's go! Yeah! Hello! Hello! Hi, guys! Here we go. My boys! The music, the voices.

Yeah! We're back, baby! All right, T.I. Nation, did you miss us? It's good to see my guys, Kyle, Blake, and Adam in the building. Welcome back, T.I. Nation. Hit him with the freestyle, brother. Hit him with the freestyle, and I'm packed like dirt. One, two, three, four, and I'm gonna give this mic now. But then I pass it to Kyle. Okay.

Yo, they call me... My man is chunking, so I'm gonna pass the mic to Blake. Go on a break. And Blake has the mic. Now what up, T.I. Cipher. We're in the building. Okay. Yo, this is dope. T.I. Cipher, we're in the building.

It's a big chunk. It's a big chunk. It's a big chunk. Oh, okay. Let's go! Let's go, dude. Yo, I ain't punkin'. I ain't funkin'. But I'm chunkin'. Welcome to the function.

It's on a function. So, wait, who has the mic? Did Blake have the mic? Have you passed the mic? Adam has the mic. And I pass the mic to Adam. You got it. I don't want the mic. I don't want the mic.

I dropped the mic. I dropped the mic. I actually lost the mic. I can't find the mic. You dropped the mic, guys. On that pass, there was a mishap. Mic drop. The mic was dropped.

And now we don't know where the mic is. And we have to stop rapping. Wait, so cut the music. You dropped the mic, which is different than a mic drop. Yes. Yeah, no. It was an accident. It was a fumble. We fumbled the mic.

Yeah. Yeah, this wasn't your typical mic drop. It was a mic fumble. And that's our bad, our collective bad. And that's our bad. And I'm sorry about that. But it was about to be such hot. Oh, man.

I can feel the vibes coming from us. Dude, yeah, like, we were warming up. I had bars on deck. Yeah, we were all feeling it. Why didn't you hit us with your bars? Where were you? Yeah, what happened with that? Well, see, I was about to.

I was about to hit you guys with the bars. But then when Blake tried to pass the mic, there was a fumble. There was a mishap. But you have a mic. Currently, you currently are talking into a mic. This is all BS. We're talking about the hip hop, the proverbial mic

that we were passing. Right, yes. We were just warming up, man. Yeah, we were just warming up. And it was going to be so fast. No, it was electric. If I wasn't chunking. Oh, fuck.

That sucks. Hey, quick question. Yeah. What is that? Yes, Jerusalem. Where's the first mic drop? Like, what was? Who coined it?

Ooh. Great question. Ooh. Okay. Okay. Now, now I know the topic of the episode. Hey, hell, yeah. Oh, my God, we're back again.

That's strong. It was. It was Justin Timberlake. So who was it? And are you into it or not? Justin Timberlake was the first one. It was Justin Timberlake. It actually just happened like a handful of years ago.

Yeah, like a decade ago, Justin Timberlake did it. I feel like it had to be like a WWE, like a pro wrestler or something. Like a spike in the mic. So here's my vision is that it's Chris Rock. Chris Rock mic drop. That makes sense. Like at the end of one of his stand-up specials,

way back in the day, he was like, I'm out and dropped it? Allegedly, yeah, maybe. I mean, I thought it would come from stand-up too, but now that Blake says pro wrestling, I'm like, well, that's an aggressive sport. Feels like they threw the mic. Right. Spiked it.

Producer Anna just slid in the chat, guys. There was a sliding in the chat and she says, though, no evidence exists, pinpointing where the gesture which originated with rappers in the 80s first began. Okay. We know Watson. I don't know who Watson is, but this is just what's written. Watson.

It's Sherlock Holmes counterpart. Oh, so yeah. So this, well, okay. So he's really, he's speaking about this from the grave. Well, yeah, I think the first mic drop might have been Sherlock Holmes. He like figured out a mystery and then he said, mic drop Watson.

Right. And then like, what's a mic? What is it? What is a mic? At that point? Hey, I fumbled it, brother. I'm sorry. And then I passed the mic to Adam.

Yeah, that was like some kind of a steampunk. But keep reading. But then she's saying, but yeah, that wasn't the first because Eddie Murphy himself pulled a mic drop at the end of his 1983 special. Right. Delirious five years prior. So damn.

That's, that's, that's, I think that's what I'm thinking of. And you guys know I was, I believe in 1983, I was 22 years old. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. I, we weren't quite born yet, but you were. Front row. Yeah.

I was almost renting cars. You could buy a beer for sure. Yeah. Yeah. So Eddie Murphy started the mic drop. That's pretty cool. It's older than 75% of us on, on the podcast. So did we just start the mic fumble?

Yeah. Yeah. I think we're going to coin that. At the end of a show, you just can't get it back in the mic stand and just kind of fumble it on the ground. Look at us. Pretty cool. Fun bit.

Yeah. It's, it's kind of cool. It's like better than if they cut your mic. When they cut your mic, you know, you're saying some shit that is not agreeable, but when you fumble the mic, that's like a self mic cut. So it's strong. And we know the first mic cut was Forrest Gump

when he was giving that speech. They were like, they pulled it. Yep. At the reflection pool. Right. Yes, points. And Jenny's there. She sees them.

And then she's like, Forrest, Forrest. She's running across it in that hippie dress. Whoa. She's like walking on water in the reflection pond. Jenny in that hippie dress. She was doing like a skip run. Dang. Yeah.

Oh yeah. Like the, that's how you know she's a good actress. When she's, she's like, I'm going to do it. I'm going to run like this. And we all know what I'm talking about. Yes. Yes. Skip run.

Well, for sure, like that, that's a, that's a choice. And she had to think about that. She was like, how would my character run? They're like, Hey, we only have like two of these dresses. So we really have a very significant one. We're losing daylight. Please just go. Also try and spray some of the water up with the tops

of your feet while you run. It'll look really good and glistening, you know. Yeah. If you could, no, we don't want to add that. We don't want you to be thinking about that. We're, we want you to think about your performance. Okay. Yeah.

Not stepping on your process, but it is a visual, it is a visual medium. If you can help out the camera department. And she's like, Bob, where are you going to be? Are you going to be Zemeckis, Bob? Are you going to be close on me and tight? No. Real wide.

Real wide. So wide. It actually doesn't, it could be a stunt person, but you're here. Oh, so this is a double shot. I'm out of here. Uh, it's not going to be a double shot. Well, aren't you putting faces on like other people, like the entire movie?

Isn't Tom Hanks' brother like running most of this movie? And you put his face, you can't just swap me out. Todd Hanks. Look, the infamous Todd Hanks. Yeah, Todd. Todd has been very cooperative. We're losing daylight here. That is the first like facial swap, right?

Like. Yeah, we're talking about the firsts. What was the first first? Yeah, dude, we're talking first. That's, that's, that's what this. We're all about firsts. When they came up with numbers, dude. When they fucking came up with numbers.

That was the first first. They're bad. All right. Shit. Well done, man. The TV show numbers? Yes. The TV show.

What's the TV show numbers? What is this now? Wasn't there a show where he was like, it goes, someone was murdered. I'm going to figure it out and he could like calculate it. Yeah. Using numbers, like kind of staring. Numbers are flying around on the screen.

Really? This was a television show. Yeah. Blake like, Blake, thank you. That was, you know, kind of funny and you just were, Hey man, we're back, baby. We're back. Let's go.

We're back. TII nation. Let's go. We're back. A lot, a lot has happened since we last podcast. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Almost too much.

Yeah. Oh my gosh. We were on strike. We went on strike. We basically were on strike. Right. For a week. And Adam, thank you for coming to our terms.

Yeah. We do appreciate it. Thanks for being flexible. We were negotiated against me somehow. I think both of us left the table a little angry, which means both of us are happy. So it's a good thing. That is absolutely right.

I think we found the middle. Thanks. Thank you. We really did. What else? Anything else happened? Anything at all? So you guys at home,

I'm only going to be here for seven more minutes. Contractually. It's in the contract. That's contractually, that's the deal. That's part of the deal that you guys came away with. Well, it's meal breaks. We now get meal breaks on the pod. Well, thank God.

Yeah, I feel like we've been snacking on the pod. Is this a meal break? There's got a payday right there. Oh, shit. Yeah, it does. Oh, payday. Damn, that's the biggest payday I've ever seen. Yeah, this is almost as big as a...

It's a king size. That's about the size of mine. What's that? Who's that? Hold up. Who are now? Who's? Wait, do you like paydays?

Was that a choice or was that a gift? Yeah, choice. Obviously. Nice. Ders likes paydays. Yes, choice. I don't know. I feel like paydays is down the rung on the candy bar hierarchy.

Well, it for sure is, but I could see Ders. Ders is looking for an experience when he goes in that candy aisle. He's looking for something special. He's not going to try it in true. He wants that weird offshoot. Or he's eating this. Yeah, he wants a lot of nuts. Because look, we get Snickers all the time.

We get Twix all the time. You see? Here, I knew there's a backstory here. And sometimes you got to shake it up. And when's the last time you had a payday? Bro, all the time. Every time I go to Home Depot, but like... Wait, why is a payday a specific Home Depot treat?

I love getting paydays, bro. I love paydays. Yeah, I need to know your Home Depot experience. Because it does taste like sawdust a little bit. I just feel inspired by the sawdust taste in the air. It is kind of just like a thing of glue with sawdust wrapped around it? Yeah, I got no gripe with your choice, bro. My gripe is with your choice of size.

That's too much payday in one sitting. That's a lot of payday. Yeah, that's like a shack dick of a payday. That's a lot. That's a little greedy. You know me. Guys, I know Ders. Ders is going to want maybe a little leftover payday.

Yeah, okay. He's going to want a tomorrow payday. Gross, dude. He's going to fold it in half, all perfect like. Payday for tomorrow. Yeah, you can't save a payday. You put a little coin in your purse. That's what I call it.

What do you mean you can't save a payday? It's a savings bar. It's the most, you can save. I bet that thing will look like a payday 2000 years from now. Yeah, you put it on a layaway. Wait, are paydays covered in chocolate, or are they just like peanuts glued together with like Nougat or something? Blake Anderson has entered the chat.

Thank you, God. That's life. It's a peanut covered strand of caramel. It's like soft caramel. It's gooey caramel. Yeah. So there's no chocolate? Chocolate?

No, Blake, what are you acting like you've never had a payday before? That's a baby room. I can't remember. Like paydays are so low on my rung. Well, yeah. It's low on everyone's rung. It's not low on the rung. It's a low rung on the ladder.

Thank you, Anders. No, bro. God, I love you, Anders. It's hanging off the last rung, and it's really almost about to slip off the rung. It's on the top rung at the bottom of that rung. Yeah, the little tiny pole. It's like hanging on like a little spider.

Anti-gravity style. I like how for sure Blake was saying that rung, and we all just were like, the rung. Yeah. We all just fully agreed without what he was saying. But it's a surprising treat. And I'm not even sure I'm going to, I'm not going to regret it. I'm not going to regret it.

Thank you. No, Derz isn't going to regret this. I know that much about him. He's looking for a payday experience. He's not going to backpedal. You think Derz is going to backpedal on a candy bar? You're cornering me. See, I like how Kyle treats.

Do you have like in certain stores, you only eat certain snacks? Well, what happens when I go to Home Depot or Lowe's or anything like that is it's normally a little late in the morning and I'm hungry. So I'm looking. Late in the morning. So afternoon or what would that be?

All right. Well, I just got to get out of the house for a minute and I go to Home Depot. I'm hungry and I'm in project mode. So I'm pulling stuff off the shelves. That's your place. I want a meal on the go. Yeah, you want a meal on the go.

Okay. Meal. Okay, so I grab the payday. For sure. So that's the payday. I want nutrients on the move. I've got to stop eating. Okay, so do you have when you're like,

when you go into a gas station or something, you're like, I just need a quick. This isn't in and out. I need. Oh, we're getting Garnettos. Gas station, it's Garnettos. Exactly, dawg. It's Garnettos, bro.

It's fucking Garnettos straight up. What should we call it? And it's a bag of Doritos. I think I only have one place where I have a specific snack if I'm ever in Hobby Lobby. I'm coming away with some pez. I got to get some pez. Okay.

And we're with a hobby lobby. Well, how often are you in a hobby lobby? When was the last time you were in a pez? You know nothing about my lifestyle. It was like maybe eight. I stay crafting. Okay, I did. Yeah, it was 98.

Blake was in like the seventh grade. Maybe Puffy sweatshirts. With the last hobby lobby he's been in. Yeah, you can't just name a store that don't. I don't even know if they exist anymore. It's like last time I'm in a circuit city. I always eat twigs. I've gots to get the good and plenty.

No, hobby lobbies stay strong. They're like backed by the church. They're not going anywhere. Okay. By the church? Which church? The Christian church? How did they get backed by the church?

That's awesome. Well, I mean, it's the same thing with like in an upper right. There's certain things that are affiliated. Oh, sure. Oh, right. Yeah. But like when you fly,

I don't really drink ginger ale that often unless I'm on a plane and I'm like, got to ginge it up. Yeah. You treat yourself. Me too. Yes. I mean, Kyle, a lot of people. You are a ginge guy on a plane.

I drink random vodka on an airplane. And I also drink in other places. Purple South! Otherwise, Adam's got a high jacket. And he's like, if I get drunk enough, I can't, I won't be functional enough to do it. Because we know you got. No, I'm like that.

I do a Bloody Mary mix. And sometimes I don't even throw the vodka in there. You know, sometimes I just like the Bloody Mary mix. But never just in life. Never in life. Only on an airplane. Do I do that? Right.

Yeah. That's what I did at your bachelor party. I had some NA, whatever, just a mix because I wanted to feel like I was a part of everything. Non-alcoholic Bloody Mary. And did you have a, how many Bloody Mary mix drinks did you have? Yeah. I can see you drinking like 12

and just having the worst heartburn of all time. I just had one. Okay. Hey, you guys, should we tell them? What, what, what, what, what? We fucking spiked. We spiked all of those. We spiked all of those.

You didn't even know. You didn't even know. You're the worst friends. You're the fucking hammer, dude. You're the hammer. They're my worst friends. We slipped poison. It was crazy, man.

We poisoned you, man. Horrible people. Kyle, we all just look up to you and MVU and your commitment. Horrible people. And your commitment. And we can't do it. Come on. I'd like to circle back to Gardettos if we could.

Yeah. Okay. All right. Because Gardettos is a special something. A special something. And I know Blake, I know you love Gardettos, but do you loosen out them? What are your takeaways for the fantastic snack?

Takeaways from what? From Gardettos? You're the fantastic snack of Gardettos. I like Gardettos. For those of you who don't know, it's kind of a high-class Chex mix. Is that a way to describe it? It's a way.

It's a the way one might. I mean, it's not high-class. They serve it in every shitty gas station known to man. It's not like... Dip it. It's dog food for humans. When we were growing up, it was hard. It was tough to find them.

Well, I did see that. Because Gardettos has, it has like the rye chips, right? And it has the little mini bread sticks and has a pretzel. The chips are where it's at. Those chips are what's up. That's... You know, they make it all chips. Do they make a bag of just all chips?

Yeah. What? Yeah. Yeah, it's too much. Hold up. It's too much. Yes, that's what I... That's really what I'm talking about.

It's too much. The bag of Gardettos bagel chips. Bagel chips. Oh, man. Talk about another quick meal right there, baby. It's like bagels, though. It's little rye toasts. No, they're rye.

They're rye. Whatever they are, bro. That likes a lot of quick meals. He's always on the go, Kyle. You're kind of on the run, guy. Well, you know. Can't stop this guy. The weight is a challenge over here.

That is a trick. How are the veggie hot dogs at Home Depot? Oh, yeah. We could talk about that. But wait, so, Kyle, back when you ate meat, for sure when you go to Home Depot, you get jerky, correct? Yeah. All the...

Everywhere I got jerky, are you kidding me? Everywhere. Oh, yeah, okay. But like specifically, if I go to Home Depot, I'm like, I'm going to get some jerky. Well, Home Depot had the hot dogs, Dan. I know that. So did Osh.

Like that was where it started. You think I don't know that? Yeah. I could see Kyle fucking up the hot dog at the Home Depot. That was my favorite part about Saturdays or Sundays. Right. I feel like we might have done that back then. Yummy.

Fuck yeah, bro. Fuck yeah, we did. There's something about going to Home Depot and then loading your car, getting in the driver's seat, and now almost starting the car and being like, I am going to go get a hot dog real quick. Yeah, I'm going to run back. You pass it and you're like, man, look at these assholes.

Fuck gross. All right, that's going to tie the little red flag on the back of the world. I'm going to go get a little hot dog real quick. Treat myself. All that lift and I just did. Just throw on the little hazard lights and take a quick little run to the hot dog stand.

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or anywhere you get your podcasts. Oh, so what is your... You go to a movie. What is your go-to? Went to a movie today. What? I feel like that is the one where you always kind of pick the same thing

because I get the same... I got to line up for sure. I don't like to eat at the movies. But you snack, you snack, correct? What do you mean nothing? I don't like to. You're not snacking? I will say this.

I have. I have, but I don't. I definitely don't get a drink because then you got to take a piss and you're sitting there for the last 20 minutes in the movie and you're just like... Just go on, go pee. It's fine if you miss...

You know when to leave? Yeah, you know. No, no, no. There is a website that tells you when to go to the bathroom. You guys know about that? Really? Yeah, it's like if you go right now...

You can feel it out. I don't want to. I want to give myself to the experience. All right, that's cool. I don't like getting the popcorn butter on my finger. It's just too messy. You've already touched...

Bro. You're in a public movie theater, the dirtiest place in the world. Your feet are sticking. Okay, show this. I like this less and less. The more you... If you were just like,

I gave myself to the experience, I'd co-sign this. Really? That's the dumbest thing I've said so far. Oh, wait, hey, wait. Give yourself to the experience. Okay. I mean, you know,

you want to just really concentrate on whatever movie you're watching. Okay, sure. But that's it. I don't want to be chewing and like... Chewing? Yeah, if you get Sour Patch Kids. Yeah, Blake, what do you mean chewing?

You have to chew your food. Good luck chewing a whopper and having no one know about it. Crinkle. Crinkle. Crinkle. Yeah, I don't know. But what did your guys go to?

Go ahead. I'll watch. Mine is a... I get a medium sized soda. It's half Dr. Pepper, half Coke Zero. There we go. That's my guy. Fuck with that crushed ice.

Small popcorn and large, one of those very expensive Dessani waters. I think I just have it just to treat myself. Well, you get a soda and a water. Does that wash your hands? You pour it over your hands? You drink tons of liquid. I double down.

And I pissed three times throughout the movie. If it's an 80 minute movie, I'm pissing three times, dude. I'm pissing so much. I'm not worried about the pee pee during the movie. I'll just run out pee, come back. It's fine. Yeah, I ain't afraid of it.

It's not a big deal. It's all good. No, movies are way too expensive to be missing even a second of the fucking film. And if you run into a friend in the bathroom... Oh, yeah. And then you're chit-chatting or if you have to rub one out...

What's that? What was that point? Should we go outside and do a selfie next to the stand-up? I mean, like these things? You can't, yeah. Yeah, sure. What if the pee pee turns into a poo poo

and the next thing you put in there for a while? Well, see, the poo poo could come out during the movie anyways, in which case you would have to go take care of it. You can't just hold in the poo poo. You can. I can hold in a poo poo. No, I can't.

I can't. I can't. I have to... I feel like... No, I feel like I have to hold in the poo poo. You can't hold in a poo poo. I can hold that way longer than a pee pee. Me too.

Really? No. If I have to poo poo, I have to go poo poo. What? Yeah. Wait, you guys are better at holding poo poo than pee pee? Absolutely.

Yeah, dude. It's so much easier to hold a poo poo and then a pee pee. That shit's important. Yeah, because the poo poo just backs up. The pee pee, there's nowhere. It can't go anywhere. It bladders full.

You don't drink coffee. This is true. This is true. That is true. I drink a lot of coffee. A lot of coffee. And you can hold your poo poo's more than your pee pee's. Yes.

You should see it. Yeah. No, I would love to. I can hold my poo poo for days if I had to. Excuse you. Dude, that seems like that's unhealthy. That's gonna start to hurt. It is.

You're backed up, bud. You got to clean out them pipes. Yeah. It is unhealthy and I don't practice anymore. Yeah. Practice? I'm not a practicing holder. We're talking about practice.

Oh, yeah. Did we talk about this once upon a time? Did you used to see how long you could go without shitting? Or was that one of your homies? No, that's not me. I did have, sorry, bro. No, that's not me, dawg.

If anything, I think the more fun thing would be like how many shits did you take today? Well, that's not a challenge as much as it is fun. Are we talking about a challenge? Yeah, it's like a fun thing to do with friends, you know, like a fun, like, game to play with friends. Hey, did you poop again? Yeah, me too.

Who's shitting? We're going to the bathroom up today. This day is the legendary. Let's live stream it. God, we're shitting so much. Just eating so much chili and coffee all day long. Dude, that TikTok, don't take a shit challenge. Oh, man, that's gonna be hot, dude.

That's gonna be hot. But you have to dance. You have to dance. You have to dance. You have to do, like, weird claps and jiggles with your hands. Shaking it out. So good.

Oh, I love you. You gotta do claps and jiggles with your fucking cheeks. No, dude, dude. Something's gonna be jiggling. I'm going to put out one of those, uh, skinny waist, pretty face, and a big base. And I'm just going to clap my butt cheeks in front of the camera.

I'm going to do one of those. Dude, I could get it. That's your first TikTok. I think maybe we got to do one for that butt challenge that we had to each other back in the day. Yeah, not that word. If you're just joining us now. What was our butt challenge?

Well, we said who had the best butt. I think we got to do the skinny waist, pretty face. Yeah, that was pretty. Greatest! Universally was known as me, I feel. Well, that's not what I said. Pretty universal. Now that we're on YouTube, I feel like we can really

get straight to the source. Oh! Oh! Greatest! So, Ders, you went into an actual movie theater? Were you scared? Or what was the vibe? What do you mean?

You haven't been to a movie yet? No. First of all, I'm always scared in the theater. That's half the rush. Like, you go to every shitty dive bar in Los Angeles. Right. Those are sanitized. Oh, they are.

No, dude, that's so much freakier than a movie theater. I used to work at a movie theater. I know how they clean those theaters. They don't do shit. This is my point. Really? This is my point. That's okay, but you're just sitting.

You're not like spitting in other guys' mouths. Like, I know you do at all those West Hollywood bars that you go to. I definitely don't do that. That's right. Welcome to the Kissing Club. Hold up. We're sipping tea on this episode.

Nobody was really in the theater. I mean, there were probably like eight other people super-spread out. Super-spreader? Super-spreader. Super-spreader. Okay. Oh, my God.

Get out of there. Get out of there. That's not good. I saw Dune. Okay. I wish it how hot. People are saying they like it. Is it long?

It's chanomé. It's long, huh? Let's just say I'm not chunking. Oh, your face isn't frozen. That's just the face you're making about the movie. Yeah. Well, Durs, are you a sci-fi guy, though, or are you a sci-fi guy?

Well, he loves Avatar. It's like his favorite movie of all time. I'm like, yeah, why is he even asking me? Adam, you're my fucking guy today, dude. Is that because we're in the South together? It's weird. Yeah, it might be this southern heat. I mean, what the fuck?

Do I like sci-fi? You like Avatar. That's it. You don't like any other. No, he likes fucking- Kyle. He likes fucking Dren. He likes Dren, bro.

That's kind of sci-fi. Kyle did him with it. And we passed the mic to Kyle. I just don't like the old Star Wars movies. I just wasn't a fan of Star Wars back in the day. Star Wars? Well, you watched the wrong movie. Star Wars.

Star Wars to have them. So you don't like Star Wars. You like Avatar. You aren't a huge fan of Dune. Have you seen The Old Dune from like the eighties? I've seen The Old Dune. The Old Dune's fine. It's not like remarkable.

I didn't see Dune. I don't know what this movie's about. Like, and the commercials don't do anything for me. They don't explain what the fuck the movie's about. There's nothing to explain. We do commercials for it. I know. I've done-

Yeah, I've read commercials for it. I have never- I have no idea what it is, dude. I'm just saying word. This movie was like act one of whatever the story's gonna be. It was just like a slow build to the end. And then when the credits hit, I was like, there's not another hour?

And it was- Oh, it didn't resolve for you. No, it was- That's the whole thing, though, now. It's like everything's a TV episode. I hate that. I hate it. What is the movie about?

Because from the commercials and the trailer, it just seems like they're just on a sand dune. And that's basically the entire movie. It's just like really sandy. That's it. That's why it's called Dune. I know. I hated it.

Do you remember MTV Sand Blast? Or was it Beats Blast or Sand Blast? I don't. But how are you gonna connect these two? It was like American Gladiators, but on the beach with like- Oh, yeah. I kind of do remember that.

And they had like the launch pad thing that they would jump off of. Yeah, that shit was high. Oh, it sounds great. It sounds like something I would have loved. Yeah, it was worse than that. Damn. It's about like this empire is gifted this planet.

And when they get there, there's people who already live there. Then they found out that the people who gifted them the planet sent them there to kill them. But there were some survivors. There's a prophecy. My guy, Timothy Chalamet, is like the chosen one. And is he great in it? Does he look really hot?

What's the deal? Oh, glorious. I mean- Yeah, there's tons of hot people. He's my doppelganger. I'll put the side-by-side up again on Instagram. I've done it before. Okay.

Wait, you do think you look like Timothy Chalamet? Well, when you see the pictures of me and him, you'll see what I'm talking about. Okay, okay. You'll be like, wait, I guess. Which one is on it? I hope you prove me right. I hope you prove me right.

Yeah, this is like- This reminds me- Remember on like love connection when they'd be like, I've been told I look like Huey Lewis and then they don't look like them at all. You know what? I don't specifically remember that. That hot piece of ass.

I'll take your word for it. And then Zendaya, Zendaya, she shows up. Oh, love Zendaya. She's looking real slight. She rocks. Yep. It's a day, right? Not a day?

Zendaya, yeah, that's correct. Zendaya. Zendaya. Zendaya. All right, so ready? Let's see here. So, Timothy Chalamet? Okay, yeah, okay.

Okay. And then- Oh, yeah. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, what's the hair? Oh, yeah, that's right. Okay, well- Who's what?

Jersey. Yeah, who's who? I'm just a cave, man. That's really good. Talk about a glow-up. Man. Dude, when- That's really good.

Really good. That was like the worst, like where are they now? Yeah. It just looked like Timothy Chalamet aged terrifically. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hey, and maybe he will. Now he works at a California pizza kitchen.

But he's happy. You know he's happy. He's really- That's the key. Weren't you in Dune? Yeah, but now I work here. Look, I'm on the clock. I can't really talk about it.

Does you want stuff crust or no? You look like a meat lovers guy. Because you want to try the Thai chicken pizza. It's my pleasure to get you whatever you'd like. He's stoked. Yeah, it's a lot of stuff that's happening on the macro scale, and there's no real connection interpersonal where you're like, oh, I'm rooting for this guy or this relationship.

I mean, that's like the big challenge with all the huge movies now is you've really got to get back down to just the relationships of people. You have to, yeah. Which is so weird because you're like, do I really want to know Captain America and Iron Man's relationship that closely? Yeah, but you do. But I do. Right, when they just turn out to be like total bitches and they're like,

hey, look, if we're going to work together, you have to back. You can't wear red boots, okay? I wear red boots. Okay, I think I wear red boots and you're stepping on my look. I'm just saying. You're stepping on my look. I'm just saying. When did you start wearing red boots?

Yeah, when did you start wearing red boots? Well, my boots do something. My boots allow me to fly. Okay, so chill. Okay, well, if you're going to post with them, could you just... I just posted with the red boots and if you post now, it's going to be like... It's like weird.

Are you wearing Captain America's boots? It's like weird. Did you borrow these red boots from me? Since Spider-Man got here, you've been acting really weird. What do you want me to do? Make them green? You want me to make them green? Oh yeah, a green Iron Man.

I'm not saying make them green. Just don't make them the same exact shade of red. That my boots are. Blue? Do you want a blue? Sure, blue. Blue. Fuck you.

Okay, Captain America. I'm not Captain Asshole. Captain Ron. No, that's a movie. Captain Ron. Is this essentially like what the boys are? I haven't seen it on a show yet. The boys?

The boys, I've only seen season one. Boys is good. Is it good? Is it cool? Yeah, the whole thing is essentially like the PR machine that protects these superheroes who are like powerful and like, you know, stopping fighting crime. But then there's like the behind the scenes of like at what cost are they stopping crime? What kind of heinous toxic masculinity is involved in their lifestyles?

That kind of thing. Yeah, I thought it was a cool take. Because with great power comes big assholes. Yeah, big assholes. Big assholes. That one's cool. But the dude, what's his name? Homelander guy?

That actor is fucking unreal. His name is Homelander? In the, yeah. In real life. Yeah, he's a real superhero. They built it around the concept on. Oh, cool. Yeah.

Yeah, it's dope. And what are his real powers? Yeah, like what can he do? Same stuff in the show. Oh, really? He flies around. He's got big strong abilities and stuff. Arms.

Yeah, arms. Oh, that's badass. Oh, shit. That's badass. I didn't know that. He's only super strong with his arms. Yeah, I feel like they should promote that more, you know? Yeah.

I feel like they should let people know. They are. Okay. Yep, they're doing it. Yeah, that's out there. You just got to look. Oh, you do have to dig in. You've been busy.

You've been really busy, man. Give yourself a break. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you just have to open up your eyes. The homie Jack Quaid, is it not? That's right. Oh, yeah, we love Jack. Jack's the man.

Yeah, he's got a Jackie Quaid. He was in the last, the very last episode of Work of Small Dicks. Oh, that's right. Yes, correct. Yes, he was. Yes, he was. And his father was in the show as well. Yes.

That is right. It was a family affair. Is that the only father? No, I was going to say, that's not the only father-son combo we have. Really? Can anyone think of the other one? Yeah, I got it. Okay, what is it?

I'll give you a hint. I got it. Daniel Stern and his senator son. Soup. No, for your soup. Oh, Rance and Clint. And that was in the second episode. Yeah.

That's the second episode? Yes, point. Yeah. I think so. Were they in a scene together? No, it was like the sixth. To be, I think it's the sixth. It was the middle of the first season when, it's a strike episode, right?

Yes. Yes. Yes. It's a strike episode. What was the best? The second episode is when Durs had the bike lock on him. Yeah, second bike lock. What was the line that Clint had that we said forever?

It was like a thanks Obama or something like that. Oh, what is this? North Korea? Yeah, that's what it was. It was about the internet having. Like they put restrictions on the internet at work or something. What is this? North Korea?

And he killed it. And I think we said that for a very long time. Is Rance the guy who said fish soup? Yeah, that's right. He passed away recently, right? He did. Didn't he pass away? I believe he did.

I believe he did. I believe so. All right. R.I.P. M.M. Gives us flowers. He was great. He was awesome. We blew it.

We didn't give the flowers earlier. That's true, you know. We put them on the show. That's kind of a flowery. He was doing an accent too. He was like, this is a very specific North New England accent that I'm doing. And I was like, I thought you just talked like that. We didn't know.

We thought you said that. And this is Ron Howard's brother and father. Ron Howard's brother, Clint. That's right. And Ron Howard's father, Rance. Rance, which is a sick name. Which, dude, like those old names, like I named my son Rance. That's right.

Oh, he's got an announcement. Oh, my God. Oh, boy. It happened so quick. I'm like, quickly, I have to get married. I have to get married. Come here. Come on.

Yeah, Rance was, he was killing. You know, it's a funny thing and I guess maybe I'll just speak for myself. When you work with. Please do. Old, when you work with older actors who are like getting up there in age, like 80s, sometimes you're like, you don't know when they're acting or when they're not. Like, because they're trying to act old, even if they don't present old. Like when they say cut, right?

But then sometimes they are old and then they're acting old. And it's, it can be confusing. The line is blurred. Sometimes it's sometimes you're like, wow, they're amazing. And then they're like, did we roll? Are we? And you go, oh, that was like most. I mean, I remember that happening with Chorus Leachman in a major way.

Right. Yes. Where it was like, we would rehearse the scene and we would do a couple takes. And then she's like, I got to go to lunch. Right. Yeah. And you're like, where? And she's like in Los Angeles.

And Adam, I believe you said, bitch, you stay right there. Yeah. Shut up. Shut up. That's what you said, right? Yeah, I took her. I ripped off my shirt and said, we're shooting the scene. She actually walked away and she held it together, like walking away to her car.

And then somehow turned around and was like, I'm joking and plugged into the joke. And it was like, wait, but I swear you were right. I swear you were. Or maybe she was. Maybe she was just testing it, pushing the limit, see if he reels her back. She was funny. She was super joking. Honestly, yes.

Even offset, like just being an old person, that's going to be the most fun thing to do. You can get away with fucking everything. Right, right. Yeah. You could do. Can you put my mic down my pants? I'm old. I'm just going to take a piss right in the middle of Home Depot.

What? Yeah. Are you talking about it in life or are you talking about on a set? No, I'm talking in life, man. Oh, sure. There's those toilets set up. You just act all confused, like, oh, I thought this was the bathroom. Oh, dude.

No, admittedly, like, I feel like you never take full advantage of your youth. And it seems like most old people don't take full advantage of just being old. Right. Yeah, you can get away with everything. Because once you get over, like, 70, 75, you can do whatever the fuck you want to do. People don't know you. You could be a well-put-together 90-year-old. They don't know.

Right, right. You're just old. Did I accidentally get in the wrong car and drive it away? I'm sorry. I mean, I'm sorry. I'm confused. What was the Johnny Knox film movie where he dressed up? Like, how?

Was it Bad Grandpa? No, I think that was Robert D. No, that was Dirty Grandpa. Bad Grandpa was. How's it not just a TikTok of somebody who, like, films their fun grandpa doing insane shit all the time? There might be. I'm sure I think that's out there.

That's got to be out there, right? Got to join TikTok to find out. Yeah, yeah. None of us are plugged in enough to TikTok. Oh, you guys got to get on. They're probably very famous. They're hosting SNL next week. Right.

You just don't even know. Yeah, absolutely. The real Dirty Grandpa. But just to bad grandpa. Bad Grandpa was the Knoxville one. Dirty Grandpa is the Bob DeNiro movie with who else? With. Efron.

With Zach Efron. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Zachary Efron. That's the best. The frickin' best. I saw Bad Grandpa. I didn't see Dirty Grandpa. Oh, yeah.

Come on, man. You gotta watch them together. Yeah, it's a back to back type. You have to complete the series. And then Bad Teachers, Bad Santa. And then War with Grandpa that also starred DeNiro. Really? Oh, but it was like a little kid.

It was like a little kid. Yeah. It's called War with Grandpa. Something like that. And like, what did he like actually fights his grandpa? It's like a fight to the death of the grandpa. Like, relax. Ernest is not starring in it.

It's. This dude. Wait, what was the grandpa movie with the four dudes who go to space? He's so sad you've never seen it. What do you mean? Wait, Space Cowboys? Yes. Space Cowboys, baby.

Yes. God damn, that movie rocks. He's the best. It's the best. Did you evacuate before you get on your space suit? Does that movie rock though? Does it? Does Space Cowboys actually rock all the way through?

It's Tommy Lee Jones. I don't have to see it. I've seen the trailer. It rocks. Donald Sutherland? Donald Sutherland is the mechanic. Well, Tommy Lee Jones is basically the coolest motherfucking actor of all time.

Who? Tommy Lee Jones? So sick. Wait, wait, wait. He's so cool. Do me a favor. Five awesome Tommy Lee Jones movies. Yeah.

I could do that. All right, wait. All right. I got two. I can't. I can't. Wait. And by the way, that doesn't mean he's disqualified from it.

I don't remember one now that you... That doesn't mean he's disqualified, but like... Well, you got men in black. I'll give you five. Does he have a body? I just will say no matter what he's in, I like him in it. He's great. I mean, he definitely seems like the meanest guy of all time.

Right. I'm sure I would not like hanging out with the guy. He seems like he would just like pinch you for no reason. Kiss me. But yes, that, yeah. I'm an old man. What? I'm just kissing.

I'm just kissing. Well, that'd be cool. We got a five mile radius for you to kiss me. That's from the fugitive. Okay. So wait, so the fugitive... The fugitive is really the only one that I... Well, no country for old men, right?

Yes. Exactly. Men in black. Okay. Men in black. Okay. Adam. Men in black.

Sure, which A, I saw part of it on the... At the bachelor party, so. Yeah. I watched it three times at your bachelor party. Yeah, we had that on loop. Fucking sick, dude. I bought it. Yeah, it's great.

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Apple Podcasts, or anywhere you get your podcasts. What about that movie Blown Away? Is that Tommy Lee Jones? Oh yeah, him and Lebowski, right? Jeff Bridges. Yes, yes. And a prairie home companion. Obviously, he ripped, he ripped and not.

What? Not great. You guys are forgetting one of his greatest roles. No, I know. I know you're going with this Batman forever. Batman forever, yes. Oh, he's two-faced. He is a great two-faced.

I love it. He's amazing. He's amazing. He hated Jim Carrey on that, right? Wasn't that the whole thing? Yeah. I bet they fucking hated each other. I want to say there's an interview on YouTube where Jim Carrey says,

I saw him at a restaurant. He waved me over and he goes, I don't like you. Like, he brought him over to say that he didn't like him. Like, when they were filming, it was like. I couldn't think of two people that were more different than Tommy Lee Jones and Jim Carrey. Right. For sure, dude.

Those two do not make. He's out there like, I'm the Rippler. And fucking Tommy Lee Jones is just like, are we doing this? Is this what we're doing? But both are great performances in that movie. So, you know, maybe they pushed each other, you know? Almost forgettable. They did push each other.

Tommy Lee Jones realized he has to elevate his game when he saw the Riddler. Right. When he saw Enigma. Yeah. Yeah, he's like, oh, I got to be extra loud in this movie? Fuck. I was like, we're doing loud, super, super big stuff?

Okay. Well, I got to put like my legs over my fucking head or something. God damn. I kind of just let my face do the talking. But I let my weathered face do all the talking. It really does. You know? It does.

His face tells a story. Yeah, it tells a tale for sure. What are his bad movies like that cheerleader movie? What's that? Isn't that a bad one? Cheerleader movie. Bring it on? It's like.

He's making it up. No, no, no. If Kyle's just making up a movie right now. It's like. It's called like bringing down the house. Oh, what was that one where he just fingered his butt for it? Yeah. Yeah.

Did you ever see that? I don't see that. Yeah. Did you ever see that one? Was that a deep fake? I don't see that one. He like makes bird houses. It's like really cool.

I think it's called bring it on. Okay. He's not in bring it on. There's no way. Dude, I feel like I've seen bring it on. And I'm pretty sure Tommy Lee Jones isn't in that movie. Like man of the house. I'm Googling man of the house.

Oh, remember the one where he dresses up as a dog and goes to the dog show and wins first prize? He does. Was that a deep fake porno? Wait a second. I think he might be in a dog movie though. Hang on a second. He's in that nice movie with Benicio.

No, he's not. Who is then? That's Robert Downey Jr. Dog, do you see that? Can you guys see this? What? Man of the house. Can you guys see this?

Man of the house. Okay. You could have just photoshopped that. Yeah, that's not real. You see that? Yeah. You just made that. Now you're trying to bring it.

Do you see that? It's not a good movie. I said it's bad. For a second, I didn't realize that it was on Kyle's phone and I thought he had the DVD with him. His lucky DVD that he has. He has the cast of shows he's on. Sign his Man of the House DVD.

They're finally talking about Tommy Lee Jones. Yeah, you can give you the trailer please. He took it with him to Toronto. I'd never travel without my Man of the House DVD. Yes. This is my warm blanket. I rip off the opening sequence and everything I do. What could that movie possibly be?

Does he adopt a household of cheerleaders? There's no dialogue for the first four minutes. It's all just pictures that tell you what you need to know. Okay, here it is. Roland Sharp, a Texas ranger, is assigned a mission to protect a group of cheerleaders. Okay. Because they're the only witnesses to a murder.

This is the way. In order to complete his mission, he goes undercover as an assistant coach. All right. I don't give a fuck. Oh, so he's a detective going undercover as an assistant coach. Right.

Cheerleading coach. It's kindergarten cops. Right. It is. It's kindergarten cops. It's one of the four stories. It should just say a famous actor was offered $7 million to be in this movie with children.

Exactly. Yep. Yeah. There you go. And I guarantee it's not as good of a bad guy as kindergarten cop. Guaranteed. Oh, you can't fuck with that guy.

Oh, Dominic, I'm your father. Dominic. I'm your father. I'm your father, Dom. And the evil grandma who gets punched. That was crazy. He was legit. Who was that actor?

Because he was legit very scary in that role. And did he do much else? He popped off in Three O'Clock High, which is a fucking amazing movie from the 80s. Oh, yeah. You do love that movie. Yeah. Love that movie.

They kind of remade it with Charlie Day, but it sucked. Yeah. And Ice Cube. Yeah. That's why. I just Googled Crisp. Crisp.

His name is Crisp. I'm trying to find this dude. I just wrote. His character's name was Crisp. But then he was like a featured player in all the Fairly Brothers movies. Right. Really?

Yeah. So he would come up and be like, like he had like the funny, he would do a small part in almost all the Fairly Brothers movie. Wow. We have talked about this guy, because you really enjoy him going back and forth

from comedy to drama, but nobody else. I mean, we've talked about the most well-rounded actors who could do it all. And I left out Jamie Foxx for some reason. This guy's number two. Yeah. Richard Tyson. Yeah.

That's what I was going to say. That household name. Let's give him his flowers. Let's give him his flowers. He's like Jackie Earl Haley. Yes. Like you guys know Jackie Earl Haley from Little Children and also from Semi-Pro?

Are you? Like he does it both. You have it in your mind? From Semi-Pro? Yeah. How about Bad News Bears, where like he got famous and then the other book in which was Little Children. It's very wild stuff.

Yeah. But also he ended up doing Semi-Pro. Hey, how about it? You know what I mean? How about it? I'm not discounting it. I'm just saying. Do you love him?

Wow, man. He's just like Chris. He's exactly like Chris. Yeah. No, he's amazing. And he was in Watchmen. Like he had a nice, but like to shout out to Semi-Pro over like Watchmen or Bad News Bears or he was the new Freddy

Krueger when he came back. Well, I was specifically trying to find. He's trying to find, you, Kyle likes two movies. Yeah. Man of the House and Semi-Pro. Semi-Pro. True. Okay.

Those are his references. That's where he pulls. Yeah. Semi-Pro slightly more. Slightly more. Really? But they're both very good at my. Okay.

Damn. Slightly more. Dirty little secret. I don't think I've ever seen Semi-Pro. What? Is that dirty? Is that little? Hold on.

Wait, hold on. So now you're making fun of me on some shit. Yeah, you need to check that out, man. You need to get on solid ground before you start taking the piss out of me, senor. I'll suck your dick. Let me just suck your dick and we'll call her today. You need a foundation.

You need to check your foundation before you start taking the piss. You can't see Dune if you've never seen Semi-Pro. Yeah, you have to know your history. I can't see what? Dune. Dune. No, you heard him.

I'm alone in Alabama. I need to just go do something. I had to go see a movie. I feel that. In order to fully understand Dune, you have to watch Semi-Pro first. And that sort of lays the foundation for. Yeah.

Same universe. Dune. It's basically a follow-up. Oh my god, Becky. Well, that's why Dune felt unresolved to you. If you would have seen Semi-Pro, everything would have wrapped up at the end of Dune. Yep.

You got goofballs? Yes, sir. What's his character in Semi-Pro? What, Woody Harrelson or Jackie Earl? Jackie Earl. He comes in and wins like a competition. He like, I think he makes a basket or something, bro. What do you want from me?

Yeah, I don't know. I want the truth. I'll piss now. You can't handle the truth. Pretty well for me. I'm hot. Is that Tommy Lee Jones? Sure, Blake.

Blake's high again. Tommy Lee Jones, he didn't say that, did he? No. That's Jack Nicholson. Have you guys seen that movie? Was he in A Few Good Men, though? No. No.

He wasn't? No, that seems like a movie made for him. Right, yeah. Yeah, you're right. No, it was Jack Nicholson. That's Jack Nicholson who said that. Yeah, the golfer. Wow.

Arnold Palmer. Have you guys seen A Few Good Men? Yes. Yes, great. Did you see it when it came out? I saw it probably 10 years after it came out. No, I was too young. Yes.

Very dated. I was too young to watch that. It was like sexual, right? No, no. A Few Good Men? I don't think it was sexual. It's not important. No, it was just a courtroom.

It wasn't procedural. Yeah, but yeah. He was like, wasn't it a gang bang movie about some nice guys? Just a few good men? Well, that was, it was Tom Cruise and Nicholson, right? Tom Cruise, Nicholson, Kevin Bacon. Cuba?

Good and junior? Did he order the Code Red? Who ordered the Code Red? Girl, was it Demi Moore? It was Demi Moore. In the like, in the Jag outfit? Bro. Just setting the table for, uh, what the girl?

Is that girl's name? It's Hollywood talk. The girl's name? Yeah, I love it. What's the woman's name from Jag? Who's from Jag? Catherine Bell. Stop.

Stop. I love, I love it. Google that one. You hate Dune, but you love. Oh, and key for Sutherland, Anders. That's right. Yep, all comes back to the Sutherland Bloodstream. Yes, it does.

The dude is off the fucking Richter scale. He's the best. I think I meant bloodline. I don't know what you meant. Bloodline? Whatever. Oh my God, I went back again. It's like, also, also, yo, let's go with this.

Hey, check, check this shit out. You know who directed that fucking movie? Yes. Push your phone away. Yeah. Rob Fokkenreiner. Rob Zombie, yes. Rob Fokkenreiner.

We can't, we can't have phones out because we go too deep on shit that, like, names that, not one person gives one fuck about. Rob Reiner? Here's the thing. I'm coming to Rob Reiner for a reason because I recently watched Misery. Y'all ever seen that, Fokkenreiner?

I believe it's based on a book. Yeah, I don't fucking know. Stevie King. Guys, I'll admit, I took a, I took a couple edibles for the podcast. Oh boy. And I, I'm losing it. I'm losing it.

I hit the fucking vape pen. We're starting late. I'm very stoned. Listen. So, okay. It's all going down. Everyone's had a little no. You've got a skull vodka?

Oh shit. You've got Dan. My castmates. Shout out, Brett Dyer. He hooked it up. Oh my god. We're back again. Out of anything to pull, pull out,

I would not have guessed skull vodka from. Guys. Skull vodka and a payday. And that's, that's his night. We've been gone for two weeks and we're coming back. Oh my god. We're back again. We're gone for two weeks and the, the wheels came out.

It's crazy that this was a real guy. Every skull was a real guy. Hey, can we just go through Rob Reiner? Rob Reiner. Right here. Ready? Yes. Okay.

Yes. This is, this is his run. Let's talk about this. This is spinal tap. Okay. We've seen it. We love it. Right.

Yes. Yeah. That's great. Then he did something called the shirt thing. I'm not too familiar with that. Then he did stand by me. Then he did the princess bride. Then he did when Harry met Sally.

Then he did misery. Then he did a few good men. And then he did howdy north. I, I, I'm with it. Rob Reiner rules. My favorite part of this is seeing how disgusted Blake is. Blake is usually, he'll just roll with a bit. But this is not a bit conversation.

Okay. This isn't a bit. Nothing's a bit. It's not a bit. This is real. Oh, I know what to get Blake on board with it. What? Oh, the bucket lands then I'm back and I'm back.

Oh, man. You just carry around that DVD. Yeah. And I, I watch it every time I hit the stage just to steal the little moves, the little moves from. Yeah. Smart. Oh, man.

Gosh, you guys. You can't hit them. Those five movies. Hollywood. Hot. That's a, that's, that's, that's a five movie run that I don't know who else. That's a very elite club of people who have a five movie run like that. Yeah.

Yeah. That's all over. It's all over and they're all hits. It's crazy. They're all, not only are they all hits, they're all like different genres. Yeah. They're all like seminal, like kind of like, oh, horror movies can be, or like, I guess it's a thriller, but like Misery was a whole new kind of horror movie.

Stand By Me was like kind of taking that breakfast clubby thing, but like adult movie about kids. And he also did several pornoes. Blake, now, now you're into it. There we go. Oh my God. That's what I was waiting for. The Princess Bride is like, everyone's favorite movie.

Yeah. I mean, that's a great school movie. School movie? Yeah. Well, you watch it in school. When Harry Metzali, Ron, what do you mean? It's a great school movie. Every time it rained and you couldn't go outside, they put on, what's it called?

Glory. Hoosiers. Glory. Rudy. Tucker, a man in his dream. We watched Glory once a week. Oh, no. It was always Princess Bride.

That shit was always. Princess Bride. Dude, I never got to watch that. I know. Yeah, they would wheel out the little TV. Dude. I mean, that's a pretty cool deep cut. Mm-hmm.

The best movie I ever saw in school was fucking Tucker, man in his dream. But what's crazy, Kerry Elwes? He's in both of those. What the fuck's up with that? I don't know, man. Kerry. And he's in workaholics, so he's a true artist. What are your edibles telling you about that?

Wait, what's he in? What's he in? Princess. All right, we did it. We did it already. Kerry Elwes was in Princess Bride and Glory. Glory. Oh, OK.

OK, cool. Glad we got to the bottom of that. That is. Oh, fucking. And as Adam said, workaholics. Very cool. Very fun. That episode was actually fun because we had two iconic dudes from way back.

We had Biff, Biff, also known as Tom Wilson. Tom Wilson. Thank you. Thank you. He rules. What a nice guy. It's always cool when you meet those guys that are just young for being police. Tom Wilson.

I'm not chugging. Yeah, you want to go? You got a flow for Tom? OK. OK. Don't come with it. Chicken. OK.

It's a screen door and a battleship. Screen door and a submarine. Acting so shabby and shit. Looking like Kerry Hilsen. Ders has the mic. Yeah. OK. Coming to you, Adam.

And I'll pass this to you. Here's the mic, player. OK. I had the mic. Mic. It's so tight. I will sit. He's on the end of the incredible, incredible,

incredible, incredible, incredible. I passed the mic. Yo, Blake. Hit him with it. Blake. He turned off the beat. Blake turned off the beat. I just don't want to get sued, man.

I don't want to get sued, man. It's easier to hold in the pee than poo, man. To me, it's easier to hold in the pee than poo, man. Let it be known. I don't know what to do, man. If you need two bars, we got you. Hey, I just need that one bar of payday. Is it a bar?

Is it a bar of a payday bar? Wow. OK. Now we're heating up. We're heating up. All right, so any takebacks? Apologies, giveaways. I got no giveaways.

OK. OK. No, that's it. I would like to say I would like to apologize to you guys for just probably the last 15 to 20 minutes, when I just laughed for about 20 minutes straight. For the last year, brain. I didn't really add anything to the conversation and didn't

help push the podcast forward at all, the conversation forward in any way. So I would like to apologize to each one of you and the listeners. I'd like to thank you for taking a step back. Because we found our way to Rob Reiner. Yeah, and you're stoked on that. And that was really important for me.

Very important for, I think, our listeners. Hey, Rob, I know you're listening. Come on, the pod. We'd love to have you. We'd love to just break down those five movies that are unmatchable. Can't come on the pod. We don't have guests.

Rob, I think, would be a great second guest to the podcast. I think Rob Reiner and no one else. Rob, I would be kind of into it. Well, now that you say that, any Rob. Yeah, we'll take any Rob. But yeah, we'll start with Reiner, go to Riggle. And then just if you guys have an uncle or just anyone that you meet at a gas station or whatever and you're

asking them about their snacks. What's your name, Rob? Rob Thomas. Are you your name, Rob? Matchbox 20. I got a few questions. Absolutely. Yeah, Rob Thomas.

Rob Cornley. And how did you put out that album that front to back hits? How did you do that? And then you weren't able to follow it up. We want Robert Redford. We want Robert Rodriguez. We want any double Rs to get on the show, baby. Robby Tom.

R&R. Yes. Kyle, I want to give a shout out to Kyle for looking so comfortable right now. Oh, bro, thank you. If you're watching on YouTube, you know what I'm talking about. If you're not watching, you know what I'm talking about.

I'm living in a nightmare. And Adam, I want to thank you for, again, coming to the table. Thank you. Negotiating. Thank me. Yep. That's huge.

Thank you. It's huge. Thank you, Derz. I appreciate that. And it was a hard negotiation. But thank you. OK. I'm going to give a special shout out to our exclusive

bonus content. The pleasure is ours. If for anybody who's listening, we are definitely Trojan Man. Always working. I love it. We are definitely Trojan Man. Man.

That was great, dude. That was amazing. What a seamless. Worth? What a seamless ad. That was great. That was fantastic. Everything was great.

That was great. But now you're going to get a little double dose of us. We're coming at you Tuesdays and Thursdays. And it's good to be back, fellas. Wow. Feels good. It does feel good. This was very fun.

And what is this? We are. And what is this? This is important. Men. Men. Men. We're talking about men.

We're men. And Blake, what are you doing with the mic? That's what's up. Go. What happened? It's been a long time. Oh, you get a pass? And now I got this.

This ain't nothing but this one's important. But damn, I really got no bars. Give us two bars. Give us two bars. We got nothing. I can't just slip around the room and start rapping about the payday. Hey, what you know about my payday? We're not always insanely talented.

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