This Is Important - Ep 59: History Of The Weird Part 1

Episode Date: November 2, 2021

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Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered

a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about

what's obviously the most important shit in the whole freaking universe. Today we talk about... Does ice weigh more than water? Does cocaine have a smell? And third number is about in there. Yeah, it was covered in jizz. Very crusty. Here we go. Start your engines. Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza. New content. Yes. Ring the energy. T-I-I. Happening to me again. Someone said, I like your content. Ooh. That's a good compliment. Yeah, at the hotel bar. Someone said,

hey, I really like your content. I think I hate it. I think I hate that. How old is this person? Yeah. They're young. They're young. I mean, they're in their 20s, for sure. Right. Yeah, that's fucking nuts, though. They said, like, blanketly, not I like you as this. I like your content. Yeah, it's weird. It's weird because... Did you hit them? Yeah, I pinched them where no one could see the bruises. Right. Good call. You got to hit them on the ears. The little muffin top. Yeah, I pinched them on the top of their skull. Good. Yeah. As you were trained. Weirdly, a lot of skin there. One of them dogs. One of them dogs with the rumply skin. Oh, our sharp head neck. Yeah.

Exactly. Hot dog neck. Oh, I love a good hot dog, man. Oh, God, I hope to God. Can you be a skinny guy and have hot dog neck? Yeah. You can? You can? Fuck. Is hot dog neck like when you stretch it? You just stretch it? You just... No, no, back of the neck. No. No, it's the back of the head where you're... Yeah, where you get the rolls. Yeah. It just pulls up on top of itself. That's like maybe my biggest fear of my entire life. Really is hot dog neck? Oh, that's a point of pride. Yeah. If you've got the hot dog neck, then you can start wearing the shades on the back of your head and it's just a whole ass look, dude.

Yeah, it looks like lips back there. You can put some lipstick on it. Dude, I'm feeling back here. I'm feeling it and I think underneath my hair I might have some hot dog neck. You don't have hot dog neck? I think I might have early hot dog neck. Early stages. No, I don't. I'm not buying it. You've got early onset hot dog neck. Early onset, yeah. You've got some little smokies back there. The cause of hot dog neck. It could be underneath this hair. It could be there. That'd be cool. So wait, so you get hit with, I like your content. It used to kind of be like, hey, I like your comedy. For real. Is something people would say broadly? Yeah, I like your comedy. I like your movies. Your movies. You know, a certain show

or something. And that, I appreciate because I'm like, yeah, okay, you like that thing. That's cool. That's cool that you like that movie or whatever. Content is such a broad and it makes me go like, is they just a fan of like my Instagram? They just like me posting about hard seltzer? Maybe. That could be. You know, I love it. I think this is like, I think this might be the best compliment you could get right now, actually. Yeah. This is the number one compliment you can get because it covers all of everything. It's like, I'm a huge, I'm in the Adam Devine business, is what this guy's saying. I like your content. All content. No matter what, it could be, what, you know what, maybe, maybe I do like it because they're also saying, I like the podcast.

Yeah. And you know, I'm fans of the community. Yeah, right. They're saying we like, they like everything. Like you're, at least you're doing a bunch of stuff. Like if you were only doing movies, he would say, I like your movies, but you're doing so much more. You're better than. This is spinning in a direction I didn't expect to know this is going to be a compliment. Well, we know you're suicidal and we don't want that to happen. Yeah. We want to build you up right now. We're worried about you. You're in the hotel. Thank you, God. I'm going to try to break you down right here. I'm guessing that the person recognizes your face as something, but they have no clue like what exactly it's from. So they just say, I like your content. Yeah, that could be, that could

be. That's not helping. That's not what we're doing. That flipped it back the other way. That's the direction I thought it would go. Save the apology. You could walk up to anybody and say that. Well, that happened last night. Me and Isaac were at this restaurant. Our manager, Isaac, and he gave him a whoop whoop. Okay, whoop whoop. Yeah, dude, I love Isaac whoop whoop. And we're at this restaurant and the person that seats you at a restaurant, what is that called? Hostess or host. Hostess. Yeah, she brought me over and then she came over and she goes, Hey, I'd like to apologize. I didn't recognize you when you first walked in. I'm like, yeah, no need to apologize. You bitch. Yeah. And then I pinch your word. And then she,

and then I go, no, no reason to apologize. And she goes, I didn't, I didn't recognize you at first, but I love that movie with you and Satan. What's that movie? I'm not in a movie with me and Satan. Okay, I thought I was being a bad friend there for a second. I thought there was a movie with you and Satan and I ain't seen it. And so I was just like, Oh yeah, that was a good, that was a cool one. That was a cool. I liked it. And she's like, it was so good. What movie would that even be? Did she think you were Tom Cruise from the movie Legend? She probably thought I was talking about. T'Natious D. Is she thinking of where you're Jack Black or Kyle Gass? I'm not looking exactly like Jack right now. You look like Gass. What's the movie you did where everyone

dressed up for Halloween? Was somebody dressed as Satan in that? No, not really. Which one was that? That is when we first met. Is this an Adam movie? Yes. Yeah. Oh, right. No, I got to watch that one. Yes. I'm going through Adam's IMDb first and then I'm going to go through everyone else's. It's a content. Yeah, but that was, I'm like, it made me go like, I wonder what, who she thinks I am or if she just is like way off this and just like thought like, I want to have a thing to say maybe or maybe she just like hates Zac Efron or something. Maybe she thought Derz was Satan. Yeah, she's just like you and Satan. Yeah, you really have no scenes. You have no scenes with Satan and anything you've ever done in all of your content. And why is that? What are you avoiding?

Satan? I don't know. No, I don't. Maybe she thought maybe she was talking about the Taco Bell commercial. She thought you were Satan. Yeah, maybe she thought you were Satan. That's not what she said though. Maybe she was confused. She said, I love that movie with you and Satan. Maybe she thought the commercial. Oh, and she meant, and she meant that commercial of you with red makeup sweating. That Taco Bell commercial. Yeah. See, that makes sense to me. I can draw those ones. I knew he gets to the bottom of it. She should have just said, I love your content, dude. I know. She should have just said, I love your content. It threw me for a loop. I was like, I was like, what the fuck movie are you going to do with Satan? That's actually like the scariest

thing anybody could say to you because she might have been having some weird like vision. She might have cast a spell. Right. Is this a movie you haven't even done yet and she's like telling you what's going to happen? I love the way you went to hell and you hang out with Satan. What? Well, hey, have we ever told the story about what happened on our hidden camera show? Satan? Remember? Oh, we had a hidden camera show. How crazy is that? We were the impractical jokers before the impractical jokers. Thank you. Can we start some beef with the impractical joker? I'm Sal. I'm Sal. No, I want to be Sal. Yeah. Hell yeah, yourself. I'm Sal. Sorry. I want to be the other one. They rock, by the way. Impractical jokers rock, but let's get to the story. Yeah,

we've partied with them at Comic-Con. They freaking rock. They know how to dance, too. Yeah, them hips don't lie. Okey-dokey. We fucked those guys. We fucked those guys. Oh, so we did a hidden camera show in Las Vegas and we had one scenario where we dressed up as people in a cult and we ordered a pizza and the whole thing was like deliveries and you would come into the house. There's cameras everywhere and you'd come into like a crazy situation and we were the crazy situation. And we're in Las Vegas. Yes. Yes. Yes. In BF Las Vegas, not on the strip, we were like on the outer skirts of Las Vegas. Right. We actually shot that show in the house. The house that from Casino. Casino. That DeNiro lived in. Yes. Small world. Yeah. A lot of come

on those carpets. Yeah, it was covered in jizz. Very crusty. We were dressed as a cult and when the person came in, we tried to lure them into our ritual that we're doing, right? And this fucking enormous biker comes in and he does not look like he's fucking around. But one of the other people in this group was like, yeah, come on in. Come on back here. And we were all like, and he was like, what's going on here? And she starts kind of spelling out what our cult is. And then the guy goes, I get it. I understand. I've lived a thousand lives and I keep coming back to kill a woman named Catherine. And we all, and she was, he was dead serious. Dead serious. He was, he like thought he found us. Yeah. It was a trick. Like we are kindred spirits and he's

a pizza delivery guy who was like in his fifties. Yeah. Grizzled. Like a biker looking guy. Scary. Yeah. Tough looking guy. Absolutely insane. Yeah. And then we had to be like, Oh yeah. Well, here, hold this and say blah, blah, blah, blah to the God of whatever. Yeah. And so we're like punking him and because he's on this hidden camera show. And then we have to say, well, here's the tip. Right. You're on special delivery, a hidden camera show on MySpaceTV. Right. No, the guy has just admitted to like murders, murders. Yeah. He said he had killed people before and he keeps coming back and he like described how he was like a little boy. And we were like, Oh, uh, okay. What? And yeah, it was one of those moments when you're looking in his eyes

and it's only truth there. Like this guy, you knew you were in a room with Satan? And when we said that line about this show on MySpaceTV, his face starts darting around like what? No, he made a noise. He went right, right. Yeah. And he looks around at all of us and we're like, ha, like jazz hands. And then like producers start coming out. And then he starts steaming and he starts yelling at people and he says, I'm going to go get my AK-47. And when I come back, I'm going to murder or can't shoot everyone here. And then he took off on his motorcycle or in a Jeep motorcycle, right? I think he was a motorcycle, which was an insane way to deliver a pizza. To you. Yeah. You're going to judge him on that. It seems like it would

get cold. He was really cool. He seemed cool, but who does that? Yeah, it did. The pizza got a little cold. I feel like the pizza would get really cold, really fast on a motorcycle. Yeah. Well, it's in the bag, but you know. Yeah, right. And I don't even know if we wrapped. I think we were like, yeah, we're going to get the fuck out of here. We're done. And all the producers were like, Mike, look, we would, I was ready to jump in and we're like, were you to do what? I know. And there was no security. It's not like we had the actual security. You know what I mean? It's not like there was like, we should have hired one person, one just big guy to be security. Someone with a gun. Right. A shack, one shack. One seven foot tall man. One Kimbo slice. Yeah. Kimbo.

All right. There was no one. There was no, is Kimbo slice dead? Yeah. Yeah. Kimbo slice passed. Really? Let's give him his flowers. Yeah. When did he die recently? Or this is a a few years ago, but we should give him his flowers because that I think up until that point, his backyard fighting was the craziest thing I had ever seen in my life. Yes. Oh, yeah. When he like split that dude's dome open. Oh, yeah. No, he like punched that dude's eyeball out of his head. Right. That's right. He knocked an eyeball. That was like early internet video days too. Yeah. Yeah. Was this before UFC or UFC was going, but that's before UFC even had like rules. Like you could punch in the balls, you could elbow, you could like poke people's eyes

out. Yeah. You could butt fuck them. You could do that. You could. You could. Dip it. The octagon. Yeah. There's like a lot of, there was like a lot of butt fucking in your early UFC. Hey man, just tap, tap out. Please tap out. I'm not tapping. Dana White is a, is a, is a fan. I think he likes workaholics. That's cool. All right. Dana White does. So what's up, Dana White? We should get him on the podcast and talk about those early days of UFC butt fucking. What was it like? What was that like? Well, no, but those were weird. Like those Kimbo slice videos were legit like scary because remember he would like, he would like fight cops and stuff. Like anybody he could get his hands on and he would just annihilate them. It was, he would pick them apart. That was his

whole thing, right? That's where he came up. He was noticed by the UFC because of the viral videos and then he went and started fighting in the octagon. Absolutely. Yeah, he got wrecked. Did he? It wasn't like a trained, a true trained fighter. He was just like a street guy who could beat the shit out of people. Yeah. And looked cool. I believe he was from Miami. I think he might have represented Miami. Yeah, he did. In the city where the heat is on. He did have a big ass punch. Yeah. Yeah. And he had a good look. He was so compact up, I mean big, but like he would stay compact. You couldn't get in there to his face, to his beautiful beard. And then he would just, if he caught you with one, he was just like over. Your eyeballs popped out. He had some hot dog

neck, correct? Yeah, he did. He had cabalza neck, dude. That dude had some big old dogs back there. He had a whole deli, a whole deli contestant on the back of his neck. Yes, points! Hey, all right, all right. Got some points there. Thank you. Hey, thank you, Blake. Thank you. Really and truly, on the Mount Rushmore of like viral videos, he's up there for me. Okay. Him in a chocolate ring. And the lady who fell off the grapes. Star Wars kid has to be on the fucking, has to be on it. I don't even know what that is. You don't know Star Wars kid? Star Wars kid is the OG shit.

It's like kind of the chubby guy. I remember that was one of the first ones in the story that like downloaded from like Lime Wire and... Yeah, that was like a Lime Wire caza kind of a guy. That's right. Okay. Yeah. And what happens in it? It's basically this kid who like set up a camera and then he does a bunch of like lightsaber tricks. He must have just saw Darth Maul. With a broomstick. Yeah. He used like a broomstick to like do his fucking flippy flop with the light saber. And he's legit good? He's like a teenager? No, no, no. You're laughing at him. You're laughing at him. You're laughing at this poor child.

It's like backstage drama thing was going on. Like he got a hold of the black box and then basically like that's why it caught fire because they were able to rotoscope like his broomstick and turn it into a lightsaber. Right. And then they were, then you could find all sorts of fucking Star Wars kid everywhere. So it's just like, like Star Wars kid on the moon and Star Wars kid in New York. Right? Am I thinking, am I remembering this right? Like... You are. You are. So you are. Like we, if we ever have guests on, this is important, we have to have the most important guests. No one am I? And by that you mean... Joe Biden? No. I mean, Tezande. Yeah. Yeah, I got you. I'm with you. Well, then we would be,

that's kind of what Tosh.0 did. If we could shout out to our brother in arms. Let's give him flowers. Right. Let's give Tosh some flowers. Did we come on after Tosh ever? We're colleagues. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we did. We would do that. Absolutely. Yeah. He was a great, great lead in. Yes, he was. We would hold his audience. We did. Let's be clear though. Plenty of other shows had viral video like concepts where it's like, let's watch this. Ridiculousness much. My gosh. I know, but he actually, he actually added to it. Like he makes it better. You know what I mean? Yeah. Right. Right. Right. Can't say the same for the rest of those shows.

Okay. Dang. Right. Tosh was very funny. I'm not saying I won't. I'm saying I can't. He physically can't. Didn't they have the surfer on and that was cool. That guy. Yeah. The whoop-hap guy. Whoop-hap. Whoop-hap. And then he just bought the Bip and then he dropped right in. Whoop-hap. Now that we're so deep into internet culture, there are so many great videos from the past and present and they just keep coming. I love the internet guys. It rocks. Yeah. You can't beat it. I love your content. Did you guys see this thing on the internet, this content of Cardi B and she's being interviewed by Jimmy Fallon. And Jimmy Fallon goes, what is, if it's up and it's stuck, what does that mean?

What is up and stuck? Oh, I didn't click on that. Yeah. And she goes, well, you know, when you poop and it won't come out. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yes. I'm listening. Then it's up and it's stuck. And Jimmy Fallon's face was just like, I mean, it was like, is that what she's talking about of a song? Evidently. And if, and if that is true, first of all, funniest thing in the world that she's just talking about constipation in a song, but it's like also so funny that like people around the world are like in the club, like shaking their ass to when it's up and it's up and it's stuck. I thought you were saying when it's up, then it's up, then it's up. Well, I don't know. This is what the video said, man. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't even know what song that is, but I would say like when it's up and it's stuck, it's like when you got a boner and it just won't go down. Sure. Then you put it in your belt loop. Here comes Cardi B. Yeah. But then why is Cardi B, uh, rapping about that? She, she doesn't have a boner because she's here to take care of it. Oh, she's going to take care of the boner. All right. Yeah. I hope so. I assume so for her, whoever, whatever, uh, I don't know. For Quavo. Yeah. Quavo. On and off. Very, uh, up and down. Yeah. But she's the one saying this, right? She's interpreting her own song. That's what she's interpreted it to Jimmy Fallon and said is about constipation.

Well, she, I mean, I'm assuming she wrote it with those, with those lyrics. I don't think there was a ghost writer writing about constipation for her, but that seems like, yeah, but there might be a ghost writer at Jimmy Fallon who's like, Hey, it'd be funny to say this. Right. True. True. I don't know if, if they're, if they're pitching shit jokes on Jimmy Fallon. Of course they are. They're like, Hey, do you want to do this? This can be funny. She's like, okay, cool. That is funny. Right. It's a disgusting. I do see that. Like, if you're not a comedian, like you come in, they're like, Hey, do you have any stories and we have stories and like, they go great. So many stories. God damn our story. Cardi B. Oh gosh, which by the way,

okay, Blake, let's hear it. What's up, Blake? I was on Ellen. I did the Ellen show. Oh, let's give you your flowers. I've always thought you're funny and you deserve to go on Ellen. How was it? It was terrible. Okay. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University and I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities. Like, does time really run in slow motion when you're in a car accident? Or,

can we create new senses for humans? Or what does dreaming have to do with the rotation of the planet? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning and now we're sharing an all new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I scrolled down and that's when I saw a hidden folder and I opened it.

What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I got to get out of the house. He's going to find out that I've seen this. He's going to come kill me. Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington DC. It took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was

responsible. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed freeway fan. This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car or thrown out of the car. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother. That guy is, he's out of sync with even the worst people. I thought that they would catch him. I thought it was just a matter of time. Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

You have a track record of actual terrible interviews. Was this like actually terrible? Fuck it. You have a track record of terrible interviews. He does. Yeah, he does. What the fellas are referring to is, I did do an interview the day after the Warriors won. I had to do some press for dope, this movie dope that I was in. NBA basketball, team the Warriors. NBA championships. Yes. Yes. And it was the first time they had won. And I went really crazy. I went all in. I ended up like sleeping in my garage, like passing out on the floor of my garage. Which is where he normally sleeps. So that's not that big of a deal. Right. Captain Dave makes the worst sleeper. But I had to wake up at like six a.m. and I thought the drive was a little

longer to the studio. I was going to be doing the interview in. So I thought I had like 30 to collect myself. Wait. Okay. And did you? So first of all, you drunk drove to this interview because no, I was picked up by a car. I was picked up by a car. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. But I thought I was going to snooze in the back seat. But I didn't. I got there in like seven minutes. It was very close. Yeah. And they put me right on live with like this news guy in Cincinnati. Oh, yeah. He fucking skewered you. Oh, yeah. You weirdo. He got you. You fucking weirdo. I love this perspective. I don't know that I've heard Blake tell. I didn't know you only had seven minutes to get ready, bro. He's only told the story in counseling. Oh, yeah. We're in the writer's room like the next

to the next day. I remember you telling this dude. I was so fried and he was asking me about the movie and I'm kind of stumbling through the interview. You were doing an interview for dope, the movie that you were. Yeah. Yeah. Promoting dope. Yeah. Well, because there was hell of like radio silence when they were playing clips. You're like, well, it's about. Oh, yeah. He's like explaining the movie and then they're showing. No, I think that they they were showing clips of the movie. You know how we get into trouble, right? Cincinnati, man. Yeah. Well, I mean, let's just cut. We're going to cut to it now and we're back. I feel we have to post. We have to post this. This has to be on the on the on the gram. We have to post this content. I end up dropping

an F bomb. They end up cutting it. He's like, oh, OK, that's your language. We're going to just cut this short. Yeah, you flipped on him. You flipped on him right there. I remember. And then they were like, usually when we have actors, stars come on, they're very polite. They're put together. Sometimes not. And we apologize for his language. That's life. That's life. Hey, what happened? Dude, I also think you must have been filming, Adam, I think you're filming Mike and Dave because literally the next day that that interview came out. It's the only time that Zac Efron has ever hit me up. Zac Efron like text me like that's right from an unknown number. It's just like, hey, dude, this is Zac Efron. I just watched your interview epic, dude.

I know he loved it. I actually do remember. I thought we were in the Warcogs writer's room, but no, you were right. I remember being in the, I think Isaac sent me the clip and he's like, look at Blake on morning, morning radio or morning news. Legend made. And then I was in the the makeup trailer and I showed Zac and he loved it. Yeah. So did we get a repeat on Ellen? Was she actually hosting? No, there was a guest toast, right? Yeah, that's what's so weird. So if you guys don't know, it's it's the final season of Ellen. Like it's been 19 seasons. She's not going to be there. Yeah, she's done. She's like, peace. I'm out. Right.

Everything in the gift bag is like, Ellen, final season, like written card like, thanks so much for doing my final season. Hey, how is that swag bag though? Pretty good. Swag bag. Good swag. I got some cool final season Ellen gear. But yeah, dude, final season and she wasn't even the host. Who was the host? It was Tiffany Haddish. I'm going to be the guest host for Ellen in a few weeks. You are? Yeah, in a few weeks. There we go. Can you have me on? Or not in a few weeks in January.

Perfect timing. I'm going to be promoting my Shonda show. Have me on player. Dude, well, why didn't I go then? Can you bring me back? Adam, bro. Oh, yeah, hell yeah. Adam, have me on. I'm the only one on this whole podcast that doesn't got an Ellen swag bag dog. Cook it up. I haven't gotten one. Uh, yeah, we're free. I'll talk with producers, see if I can have... It's just this podcast. The Ellen audience is like, what the fuck is this? Meanwhile, my mom is freaking the fuck out.

Let's do it. Penny Devine is losing her mind if it's just the four of us on Ellen. Yeah. Well, that's why it was so weird for me. I thought I was being pranked. I thought I was on freaking special delivery all over again. I'm like, why am I on the Ellen show? Like in no way. I see that. I think it's because Tiffany Haddish is in Freak Brothers.

The cartoon Adam and I have produced for Tubi. Oh, there you go. And she had me there to promote Freak Brothers. The fabulous furry Freak Brothers. Weed. Yeah. Hell yeah, brother. Bro, I'm into it. I can't wait. Is it out yet?

November 14th. November 14th. Okay. Smoking. Hit me up with a screen or something, bro. Hit me up. Yeah. Dude.

Yeah. I'm excited. I'm gonna have some links for you. I'd love to people link, bro. I'd love it. So sorry, like it just wasn't great. Yeah. So what you never explained. You tell me Tiffany Haddish wasn't bringing it or you weren't. No, it was more me. Yeah, it was on me.

I'm just a terrible interviewer. Like where are you? Come on. What happened? I mean, I have to, it airs on November 4th. So you guys can all tune in and see how bad I feel. This is great promotion for the thing. It's just the worst. Tune in to check out Blake's worst interview.

When I got the email like inviting me to be on Ellen was at Adam's wedding. I had just had third degree sunburns. I'm drunk on tequila. Oh my gosh. I'm just like, you were so red. You were so red, dude. I thought it was Cincinnati all over again.

You're a fucking repeat offender, man. You're like, so had a rough night. The Warriors didn't win, but there was weather happening. And the moon was up. When Blake goes, he goes hard, you know. Got to, man. You have to. Yeah.

I would take the win out. It's just Blake goes. Blake goes hard. Hey, you know, let's go. Oh, dude. Young go hard, baby. How is Tom Brady just fully going? That's actually my thing.

I say, let's go. How is he doing? What do you mean? What he said that he's trying to brand. Let's go. He tried to brand it. And now he tried to like trademark. Let's go.

And that's the name of his podcast, I think. Oh my God. He's the worst. It's hurts. Hurts Renekar. It's their new slogan. Let's go. Let's go.

It's his thing. When he goes out on the field now he runs and he goes, let's go. But also that's every seven year old kid opening a birthday present. I know. But he has made it his. That is absolute. Well, what is that even? It's just, he's just grabbing a hold of it.

It's not what, right? It's just like, okay, cool. Everybody's saying this already. I'm going to put the financial engine behind it. Well, did he, was he the first? Remember, we were the first to say, let's get weird. Thank you. And then all of a sudden it was like the, it was like an NHL's slogan for like.

That was weird how that fucking popped out. Yeah, I know. That was a bizarre slogan for hockey where they're like, let's get weird and play hockey. To be fair, to be fair, we, I would say we popularized the phrase. It had been said in Caddy Shack by Bill Murray, I believe. Oh, weird wild stuff. But we popularized it. We made it a thing to say.

It was on, my Emma was at the fucking like buying birthday cards of the day. And then she sent me a picture of one that says like, get weird on your birthday. And I was like, okay. Yeah, that's ours. Well, I think even before us, I think, I think Portland was like, keep Portland weird even before we did it. Sure, but that's not, let's get weird. We were getting weird.

They were keeping it. I know. We tell the way it originally got burned is like we were at a weird Al Yankovic concert at the OCC fair and Teddy was with us. And I believe Teddy started the chant. Let's get weird. Give him his flowers. Whoa, flowers.

I didn't know it was him. Yeah. You know how we love to chant. Printed the podcast, Teddy Spencer. And we got the whole entire concert chanting, let's get weird. And it just was, it was a hot dude. It was a hot, hot fire. I didn't realize we stole it from Teddy.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, Teddy. And that was cool. That was cool because it was, there was like 5,000 people there and everyone was chanting, let's get weird. It caught on like wildfire. People love it.

Weird out, man. What a hero. Who's the host? Who was the host of that OCC fair? The host of it. The host? The host of it. I thought you guys always went down to OCC fair and there was like a host.

Was it not Kel, Mitchell? Oh, no. Wait, no, no. What? No, no. There's no host. I think you're confusing his story. There was like a pumpkin patch in Sherman Oaks when we first moved to Van Nuys.

Okay, yeah. And I saw a flyer. I didn't go, but I saw the flyer that Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel was hosting the pumpkin patch. Okay, okay. And I was like, Give me a hell, yeah. The fact that we didn't just go all, all thated out. Yeah.

To this pumpkin patch and just be the fucking super fans. I feel like that's a thing we could have. Yeah, I'd still do it. Fuck. Do you remember when we discovered Kel video live? Like his like weird sketch? Super deep cut. Yeah, it was like.

No, I don't remember that. He's like a broccoli guy and he's like dressed like the Hulk, all like fucking dressed in green, but he's 50 cent. I mean, this is like a such a deep cut. I know. I'm really just like going in the back brain right now. I don't expect to go anywhere with this, but it's like. I feel like it.

Well, do you guys remember like, I guess it might have been like Walmart or something, but they would have those DVD bins in the middle of the store where basically like $1 DVD. Yes. Yes. Yes. Deep, deep cuts. I don't know. Are there?

Yeah. Yeah. I feel like some of my content is in is in those bins. Yes. It turns. Come on. You just got to go to the bottom to look like the good stuff. You're like, holy shit, right?

Yes. You're on it. I'm so excited. You've got it, Anders. You've got it. You do. This is what we were missing on the Trojan podcast. The pleasure is ours.

We were missing like the main, the main fourth wheel, you know? Yeah. Like just the fucking asshole. Usually they're just kind of quiet sitting in the back, but our two just shoot shots at you, man. Oh my God. The bins. Yes. Yeah.

So you were saying the bins at Walmart? Okay. So the bins. Well, sometimes you'd find a treasure in there. You find a treasure for cheap. You find a treasure. No, I know, I know. You'd be like a breakfast club, weird science, combo DVD.

Yes, you know, you're taking the piss, but you fucking know, bro. You know, dog. Dude, it was, dude, dude. Remember when you were young, there'd be the blue light special. Bro, there would be like 99 cent DVDs. Live for a boss. So where were you going with that, Blake? Hit us with it.

I'm just saying they would be these bins in the middle of like. Yup. Yup. Stop. Because dude, I grew up on these, the bins. You would find a treasure in there. It was like a, it was like a bin. Yes.

It was a bin in the middle of store. It was basically like you could buy 10 DVDs for 10 dollars. And it would just be the most obscure. No, you're, you're confusing Columbia House records with these bins. Well, let's talk about Columbia House because that's where you would get fucking 10 CDs for a buck. Dude, and the flyers, you would get 10 CDs for a buck. And the, it was like five cents for a CD.

Ders, Columbia House, you had to know Columbia House. Fuck you, asshole. Thank you. Well, what were your first, I, I, we were a big Columbia House family. Yeah. Were you not looking for deals? Yeah, I'm sorry. Sorry, we were not fucking rich, just loaded.

Were you not searching out fucking deals like the rest of us? You bitch. No, he wasn't. I was just loaded with my 19 DVDs. That's a lot, bro. Or sorry, CDs. To get outside of the bins, that's a lot of money. Okay.

Yeah, man. What was your first, what was your first CD, Dersy? That's a great question. First CDs go. My first CD. My first CD. Fuck, maybe it was Check Your Head. Oh, wow.

That's pretty cool. Solid. Solid. I thought it was going to be like Mariah Carey or something. Yeah. Well, don't get me wrong. So I'm, oh, I have, I had tapes before that. So my first tape was Simpson's Sing the Blues.

Your first tape? Yeah. After they did The Bartman? My neighbor had that shit. My aunt gave me all of her tapes. So like my first tapes were 12 Rick Springfield tapes. Oh. So your musical taste is advanced.

That's cool. Yeah. My aunt just like gave me like a ton of Rick Springfield tapes. Wait, what is his big jam? Do you know? Fuck if I remember. I listened to it once and was like, ah, you know, this, I guess this isn't for me.

Is that Jenny I Got Your Number? Or is that The Outfields? Jenny I Got Your Number. 8-6-7-5-3-0-9. Jessie Girl? Oh, they're saying it's Jessie's Girl. Oh, Jessie's Girl. That's a great song.

Oh, I wish that was Jessie's Girl. Yeah. Dude, if that was in the band. Jessie's Girl. Dude, dude, dude, dude. How could I find a woman like that? Long with this raid. And then he gets a little nasty with it.

Yeah, that's what, that's what music was sweatier, right? There was like a little, it didn't smell great, you know? What was the cocaine? Right. Yeah. Yeah. Does that have a smell? Yeah, everyone had Coke sweats.

Does cocaine have a smell? Yeah, you gotta smell that. You gotta sniff a different thing. Oh, I don't know. Hey, Durr, just smell this. What's happening here? Yes, putts! Hey, it's back.

Well, I'm trying to think of what my first CD is. Kyle, do you know what yours was? Yeah, I think mine was Boys To Men 2. Oh, Boys To Men 2? Boys To Men 2 from the band. It was very confusing because it was the album, it was their sophomore album, so they called it 2, but they said Boys To Men, and then it was like 2,

and I was like, wait, is that your name or the title? Oh, very confusing. Very confusing. Okay. I was 10, I didn't quite, I didn't quite understand it. Yeah, you weren't grabbing that. Was everybody's graduation song, End of the Road? No, mine was The Vitamin C.

Boys To Men, bro. No, ours was Green Day. Oh, sure. Sick. Oh, I hope you had the time of your life. And you guys probably did. Thank you, God! Mine, that was actually my third, second or third album.

My first was Nirvana Never Mind, and then I'm not sure if it was Green Day Dookie or Weezer. Green Day Dookie was up there in number two, I think. Yeah. I think it went from Boys To Men to Dookie. Yeah, but it was a Columbia House triple banger. Right. Yeah.

I was like, I'm gonna buy this first one, and then I'm gonna get these other two for a penny. Columbia House is where you really would get so many fucking CDs, bro. Columbia House was a catalog of music. Oh, you're explaining it to people who are young. Let's explain for the youths. Yeah. You could see all these, all the images,

and you could buy one CD and then get like 20 of them for another. That was a loophole. Oh, right, yes. Hey kids, so CDs, you would like one song, but you had to buy the whole damn CD. Right, or listen to the radio. And so it got pretty expensive when you bought Dishwalla, and you're like, well fuck, why did I spend all this money?

I only like counting blue cars or whatever. Fucking thing sucks. Why did I buy Tub Thumper? Why did I buy Tub Thumper? Why do I have the Blues Traveler? No, why did I buy this Chumbawamba album? Oh, yeah. That is a huge...

I think it's called Tub Thumper. Tub Thumper. Yeah. Tub Thumping? I don't know, yeah. I don't know. But anyways, there was a loophole. There was a loophole.

What was the loophole? So you would buy the one CD, and that was an expensive one. It was like $18 or something, maybe like $17.99. But then you got 11 more CDs for a penny each. That's when you first signed up. When you first signed up, you got to buy one CD and get like 11 CDs free. Yeah, that's right.

But what you could do is how you could cheat the system is you could, we would sign up with my dad's name, then we would just make up a new name and keep sending to the house. It's essentially like getting a credit card, because they would charge you to send you stuff eventually. So it was up to you. They were banking on people not being able to finesse them.

Right, yeah. My guess is that it worked out pretty well. Was that the cheating of the system as you just made a new thing? Yeah, we would like make a new name. You bought, you got the 11 CDs, and then you cancel, but it was not super easy to cancel. Yeah, you had to cancel.

Yeah. And if you didn't cancel, they're going to send you a new CD every month. Every month, and they charge you the $18. Oh, right. And then it's $18. So they're thinking that we're not going to put in that work to cancel the subscription, but no, we did it.

Penny Devine was on the case. And by the way, I had older brothers who I had access to their CD collection. Lucky. You guys were trailblazers. You know, so I'm listening. Oldest. A lot of Madonna.

Nice. That's great. Madonna's type. Who was the Madonna fan that was at Eric or Oli? Yeah. I could see he'd go in either way. Yeah, well, it was Oli.

Did you see that? Yeah, it was that way. Yeah, I could see it to go in that way. Madonna Rock. I stole Beastie Boy's stuff from Eric and Madonna from Oli. There you go. There you go. So wait, you never had your own CDs or did you?

No, I did, but I didn't have to have so many because I could just- Were they hand me down CDs? Well, I could just tape their CDs. Dude, was your first CD a hand me down? No, no, no. No. Okay.

But Eric probably had it and I listened to it and I was like, I want my own. Right. Right on. See, I never had to deal with the politics of hand me downs. It is weird. But you never listened to your parents' records even? I know people got into that, but they were records.

I didn't know how to play it. Fuck it. Well, I guess I had my own kid records from the library. I only started getting into their records like probably like five or ten years ago. Yeah, for real, where I was like, oh, shit, you guys have some fucking records. Put this on.

It's all psychedelic rock. My dad had an eight track player in the basement. That's fucking sick. Wow, my parents skipped that. Kyle, you were saying you didn't have to do hand me downs because you were like the oldest, but did you guys ever get like hand me downs from like your cousins? I remember we would get like boxes from my older cousins in Iowa

like geared up and it was always like, oh, what the fuck? Oh, they were shipping from Iowa? That's so dope, dude. Boxes of music? No, clothes, like hand me down clothes. Because you had older cousins in Iowa, so they would ship out the box and then you dig through it. Right.

Which is kind of sick now that I think about it. And is this the same Iowa that got smoked by Wisconsin and football today? Moving on. Moving on. Nice. Skull chain. Moving on.

Zip it. Get them. Chill, bro. Zip it down. Yeah, Iowa was looking like they were going to be number one. Not no mo. And then they got cooked. Not no mo.

But so what are you getting? Like, are you getting like legit gear? Is there like starter jackets in here? What are we talking? Dungarees? Yeah. What's the sick gear that you would get? Well, this is the thing because I was such a little piece of shit

is like I had this weird thing where I like I thought like hand me down clothes were like really dirty and gross. And even if you like washed them, it was like I was going to get some kind of skabies. You were like a very picky little dude weren't you? Yeah. You're a cheese pizza plain hot dog guy. Pizza pizza. Yes.

I was very weird. I had like. You're still a bitch, right? We've been over this. Yeah. I was a bitch. We've been over this. You're a bitch.

Go off queen. You're the bitch. I was. I was definitely a bitch. What did we say? Are we bitch or asshole? Right. What was it?

Yeah. Yeah. That's a throwback. On that seminal podcast. I'm an asshole in bitches clothing. That's what we. Yeah. It's so true.

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So it's kind of our like one year anniversary, guys. Congratulations. Because your memory is broken? Cool. Because your fucking memory is broken. I would love the fact checkers. Yeah. This dude's like, is that right?

Yeah. I remember doing it in like February. So I don't think it's actually, we've actually caught. Isn't that how anniversaries work? You kind of like go to your loved one and you're like, we're just kind of around this time. Yeah. Generally.

Yeah. Oh, well, thank you. You're also my loved one, Blake. I love you guys. Yeah, I love you. Wait, but so did you ever get any like real come ups for hand made downs? Because I had a couple sick gotcha sweatshirts that got handed down to me. What do you mean sick?

What are sick gotcha sweatshirts? Sorry, sick is what I called them. Gotcha is a brand where there's like a, it's like a shark holding a flag. With pink sunglasses on. Yeah. It's like a surf style. That does sound cool.

Yeah. I wasn't mad at that. I didn't get, I didn't have any hand made downs as, as the oldest. We would do a lot of goodwill shopping, I feel as a kid. Yeah. That's like what this was. What about your dad's gear? Did you guys ever dip into your dad's gear?

Oh yeah. Always. I wore my stepdad's Mazda jacket. Oh, wow. That's tight. In middle school, I would wear my dad's jacket. His like flannel jacket because it smelled like cigarettes and that was like cool. And so I remember the teacher told my parents that they think I'm smoking cigarettes

because my jacket fucking reeked of cigarettes and they were like, no. He bought that with Camel Marley. I used to love wearing people's clothes that smelled like cigarettes because I actually did smoke cigarettes. So it was perfect. I'd be like, no, this is their jacket. It smells like cigarettes. It ain't me.

Perfect. Well, my dad also obviously smoked so much cigarettes. He got cancer. But he would, there was a thing. Marlboro would do this thing where there was like Marlboro points. Yeah. Yeah. You get miles.

Marlboro miles. It's like Camel Bucks. He smoked so many fucking Marlboro Reds that I was just like geared up. I had a Marlboro backpack. Yeah. I had a Duffel bag. I had a jacket. Right.

Like this is bizarre. Adam, you just unlocked something because my uncle was very fucking like Marlboro and Camel out and shit. And so one year for Christmas, I just went around town and like grabbed as many fucking miles as I could off of packages on the ground and then resourceful. And then cut them out, put them in a bag, and then gave it to him as a gift. Oh, that's so sweet. And then he picked out like his sick ass fucking like jacket or whatever it was.

But he was stoked when he got the item. That is unbelievable. That was like right around the time that they had to stop like having like dogs be mascots for beers and shit because yeah. Joe Camel. Yeah. Because kids are like, that's awesome. I can't wait.

Yeah. Joe Camel couldn't be within like a mile. Hey, uncle, I picked up all this garbage so you could buy a scarf. Yeah, dude. Yeah, bro. A chain wallet. Yeah. So you can rep your addiction on your sleep. I mean, but you would go through those catalogs and the gear was fucking sick.

Oh my God. It goes for a lot on eBay. Especially Marlboro. Yeah, they did. Whoever was doing that Marlboro gear. Go back on some camel stuff. There's some sick tank time. Should I?

Oh my gosh. You want me to go back on that? Treat yourself. Go and eat just treat yourself. Take a little peek at the camel gear. I might take the night. I don't think I would wear camel. I don't think I'd wear camel.

I know that I would fucking rock Marlboro, but I don't think I would wear camel. It's a disgusting habit. What are the what are the best? I mean, cool. What are the best cigarette brands? This is for people out there who are thinking about getting into smoking. You don't want to make a false step. You want to do the right thing.

Do you think smoking is ever going to come back? Do you think it'll be like almost retro to where people will be like, you know what? Oh, it will. You're right. Because you're going to be like, I'm off the vape. I'm on to like the old school. Oh yeah. The vape is corny.

Vape is so corny. Like vinyl. You think it'll be like vinyl or people will be like, oh, it just actually tastes better. It's like you're like us listening to our parents' records. And then for our generation, it became cool to like collect records. That's what I think is going to happen with cigarettes or every like no one fucking smokes anymore. And then in like 20 years, what our fucking little shithead kids are going to be like,

actually, I'm a smoker. It's like people on old bicycles. You're like, congratulations, you know, bikes are way better now. Right. They're not 60 pounds each. Exactly. Specialized. Hello, e-bike.

Shut down. Dude, I'm so bummed. I got the specialized bike and then I got COVID like the next day. So Specialized gave me this or gave us all these super dope e-bikes and I haven't even been able to really ride it because I got COVID and then now I'm in Atlanta. So is this a shout out or a slam? Or is this like introspective? They for sure gave me COVID.

No, I don't think if anything, I might have gave them COVID. Yeah. No, I just I just realized that I have this sick ass specialized bike and I haven't even gotten to ride it. Yeah, you got to get on that. Dude, it's awesome. Yeah, they're they're game changers. Do they work in the snow?

It's about to start snowing up here in Toronto. Depends on what tires you got. Get them snow tires. Dude, off-road e-biking in the snow. That sounds kind of fucking dope as shit. Zoom, zoom, baby. What was the cigarette brand where it was like the pleasure is ours and it was always like people like outside on companion podcast.

Dude, this is important. The pleasure is ours. It's cool. It's cool. That's cool. You were talking about or no, it's Newport parliament. Newport. Yeah, it was the green.

I know it was green. Remember, and it would just be like it'd be like people doing activities like sailing or skiing. I love when they do that. It's like Miklo Bultra. It's like their their beer is people just like jogging and shit. Right. And you're just like, all right. Like, no, you're not.

Yeah. Yeah, I think fucking cool used to do that shit with the Ciggies and Newport used to do that shit with the Ciggies hardcore. Yeah, didn't Newport, it was like they're always like sailing or some shit. It's Newport. It was all water-based activities. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, you're out and you're having fun.

You're getting lung cancer. I love the idea of Virginia Slims. Oh, yeah. It was like longer, a little thinner. Long and lean, you know? Yeah. I like Paul Maul's. Paul Maul's?

Yeah, I like Paul Wall. Yeah. I like Paul Wall's cigarette. You like candy paint dripping? Yeah, the little candy paint. Trunks waving? Grills. Are trunks still waving?

What does that mean? I don't know, possibly in Houston. I hope they are. What does that mean? They would pop the trunk and then when the car would rock, it would like they would just let the trunk kind of go free in the back. He's the base. Oh, that is the fucking sickest shit that has somehow passed me by.

That's off the fucking charts. I mean, at some point, Kyle, you're going to have a super tricked out car. Yeah, I could see Kyle having just all candy paint, cutlass, supreme, low rider. Oh, I'm doing it while I'm doing it to the El Camino. I'm committing. You're going to get hydraulics? I'm going to dump it and get it back to custom and original. Just have it.

I'm dumping the bucket of money on it, yeah. And real talk. How much are you going to charge the workaholics movie to rent the Vogue from you? Yeah. Oh, I have that, right? I have this fucking, oh. Are you going to fucking bend us over there? Yeah.

He's going to lord this power. He's lording it over us. Oh, let's see. Hey, player cards, right. We might just have to upgrade. Let's see here. It's a storage fee, first of all. Historian fee.

Second of all, what else? Transpo fee. Got to fix it up. Okay, that's added enough. Well, fuck you, Kyle. Just make sure you lubricate, okay? Oh, it still works. I've been taking care of her, dumping money into her.

That's right. That's me. I've been doing that. Well, Kyle, here's a quick cue. For the El Camino, why would you want to put all this money fixing this car up? Why wouldn't you just buy a nicer El Camino? Well, this car actually has sentimental value. This is, we're talking about Teddy Spencer, friend of the show.

Right. The guy who came up with Let's Get Weird. Yes, the originator. Teddy was my neighbor when I was a kid. He lived across the street on a big street. And I could, his dad had this car. It's his car. How big is the street?

It was like... That's a big one. It's a big street. Yeah, across the street. A big street. It's a big time street. It's not like on the street. It was like, we lived, whatever.

It's a stupid detail. I got up on, but I could hear, his dad used to start this fucking car and I could hear it from my house. So it's a shitty car. And it's actually the first muscle car I ever heard, I ever saw, I ever rode in was this car. And I wanted to go back.

I wanted to be back, you know? You want this baby to purr once again. All right. Okay. It's a fucking cool ass car. And in my town, they have a car show. So you can drive it on all the holidays. You drive it and I want to pop the family in the whip

and drive, you know? I love that. Can you pop them in the whip? You have, you know... What? Would you all fit in this El Camino? It's just a two-seater, right? It's a bench though, right?

It's, I'm putting the benches back in it. That's worth it. Before Teddy's dad had this car, it was a drag racer up here in Toronto, actually. It actually is built to drag. Okay. And the motherfucker is fast. What kind of engine are we talking?

Yeah, let's talk about it. Is it a six-cylinder? What are we talking? What kind of horsies? It is a, it's an eight-cylinder 454 big block, baby. Man, really? Okay. And it's got a fucking, it's got the pop shifter.

Is it naturally aspirated? It's got the, I don't know what that means. Come on, Kyle. This is your moment, bro. We're talking cars, bro. Yeah, you're talking cars, dude. You're the big car guy. Doug, it's got the pop shifter in it.

So when you're dragging, right? And you go like, I got a big fucking boner right now. Hey, yeah. And you step on it. The way to get up into second and third and fourth is you just hit the fucking thing. You're just like,

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. All right, dude. Beautiful stuff, baby. So I gotta get it back. You know what I mean? I gotta get it back.

Get that thing on the road. Yeah. I like that. Kyle, are we going to get that Tesla Plaid or what? What's the Plaid, homie? What is this? What is this now? We're talking cars.

I love this shit. I thought you were a Tesla guy. The Plaid is their new motor that goes zero to 60 in two seconds flat. Or under two seconds. Those motherfuckers are fast. I mean, I have, I do. I have the three.

I have the Y. I had the X, but I don't know much about the Plaid. You're not that guy, pal. Trust me. Well, Plaid is just the motor. Okay, so it's an upgrade. You can get an X Plaid. You can get an S Plaid.

There's no three or Y Plaid, but like... Go off, K. Let's do this. Let's go race them. Oh, yeah. By the way, that is so fast. Yeah, that seems like you're going to kill someone. It's the fastest car.

It's the fastest production car in history. And it's a four-seater sedan, which is insane. Yes. I told my dad that Tesla's like the fastest car ever, and he refused us to believe it. Yeah. I'm like, I'm like, it's fast. He's like, wow, it's battery.

That shit's important. And I'm like, I don't know. Faster than a Mustang. It's faster than anything he's ever seen. He's like, don't count. Yeah, he's like, you're telling me a Lamborghini. Yes. He's going to lose to a Tesla.

Correct. Bullshit. Don't count. Don't count. Well, that is the truth. It's a different playing field. It's like engine versus motor, because Tesla's got like two. But can you imagine when they get into fucking F1 and shit

like that, how that's going to change the goddamn game? Dude, I got a big fucking bone right now. Oh, I got a bone. Do you? Whip it. Can we see? Can you whip it back and forth? I'd love to see your owner, dude.

Whip the name tag? Yeah. Let me see it. Uh. Oh, yeah. Well, we talked on the pleasures, ours. I miss it. Sorry about that.

I miss it. It's OK. Frozen Man. Anders was being a big time movie star and flexing on us. Actor, huge actor. I was needed on set, is what we were saying. And refused to do the podcast. But we're doing this one now.

And we all agreed that we're all going to get kitchen with the thing that you weigh food on. A scale. And a scale. A scale. Yeah. Oh. They call them scales.

And we're all going to weigh our cocks and see how heavy the meat is. Our cock is. Yeah. Do I have to? Do I have to? I'm a man. Do I have to?

Yeah, you have to. We all agreed. They want two numbers. You don't have to do it. Because we were talking about who has the heaviest cock. I said Adam's. Adam said his cock was small. And I said it rings a little heavier than mine.

It seems all right. Maybe not larger, but heavier. Right. Is it cool if I get a boner and then I do a handstand that pushes it pushes down on the scale? Oops. Winning. Did you guys already cover this?

Holy shit. This is 190 pounds. Have you covered this already? It's a cock push-up. Yeah. The first number is weight of dick. Only dick, no balls. Second number is weight of dick with balls.

And third number is about there. All righty then. Well, no, the boner. I might not because it'll kind of raise off the scale. You won't be able to, you know what I mean? Oh, you'll have to press it down. I think one of my first tweets ever was when I was trying to be like, what's going to make a mark here?

I was like, yeah, content is king. Content. I love your content. Love your content. Exactly. I was like, here we go. Twitter. Notice me.

Do you weigh more when you have a boner? Do you weigh more when you have a boner? Absolutely. Yeah. Do you weigh more when you have a boner? That's a great question. Suddenly, are you like, whoa, I'm tipping the scales here. And then it's like.

No, no, the blood just moved from elsewhere. Yeah. The displacement theory doesn't work. Well, does ice weigh more than water? No. Yeah. I guess that is the exact same thing. Actually Blake, I think you're right.

You're onto something scientifically because I don't think that ice and water weigh the same. I think there's some mixture. They don't. Ice is filled with air. Right. When you get a boner, who's to say you're not getting more air in your bloodstream? Maybe you don't have more blood.

Maybe you have more air. Right. Your dick is full of air. You're a stupid dumbass. Yeah. It's like a hot air balloon. Yeah. If you found out your dick was full of air.

Uh-huh. Yeah. It's science. It's a balloon animal? That's why it rises. It's a hot air balloon. That's right. Exactly.

That's tight. I do wish when you got a boner, it squeaks like a balloon animal. Yeah. Helium fills the shaft and it rises. And then that's why when, if you spring a leak and something sucks on it, their voice goes up high. What? That's why what?

What did you say? There's helium. You don't get, after somebody sucks on your dinghy, their voice gets all high after they do it. Wait, what's up? They're like, I gotta wash my face. I gotta wash my face. I'm trying to feel like if I remember that.

I gotta go. I gotta wash my face? Oh, boy. You scoundrel. Yeah. Oh, sorry. You guys, sorry. That's how I do it every time.

I don't, I know. I, I, porno race. We're back. That's big of you, Adam. That's big of you to put that out there. On that, on that note, are there any takebacks or apologies Adam? It's points.

I'd like to apologize for my wife. I don't do that to her for her or to her. I don't do that for her. Wait, are you excusing her behavior? What are you apologizing? You're apologizing to her. Just for basically everything that I say on this podcast, I'd like to apologize to my now wife.

Accidents happen. Oh my God. Yes, yes. You know, just for, for everything. For everything that she has to go through, hearing about the things that I say and the things that I do on this podcast and with my best friends. I love you guys.

Yeah, right. Hey, by the way, you're a married man now. Yeah, congrats. Congratulations. Hey, there we go. How's the ring, how's the ring feel? You know, I didn't like it at first because I'd say I'm not like a ring.

I've never, well, other than like a weird period when I was 19, then I was like, yeah, I'm going to wear a thumb ring for like two months. And then I was like, no, no, I'm not going to do that. Yeah, I've never wore rings. So this is, it's weird, but no, I don't mind it. Remembering to take it off at work on set is a whole thing where you're like, do I even bring it to work?

What am I doing here? Yeah. I'm a single man on my way to work. Yeah, anything could happen. At 6.30 in the morning in this van. Anything could happen. What did you say back there? Sorry, I'm running, I'm just running lines.

I'm running lines. Yeah, I'm just running my lines for the day back here. Sorry. Now you said something. Gosh. Any takebacks, apologies, giveaways from you guys? Can I apologize real quick? Yeah, please, please.

I was going to apologize to Blake for teasing you about you getting nostalgic about those Walmart bins. We actually never got to the bottom of that bin. What, where were you going with that? Or will I never know? Yeah, sorry. Yes, sorry.

The price I pay? Oh no. You never got to the bottom of that bin. Wow. Kyle, you ready to say it? No, no, we moved on. No, no, we moved on. I'm going to start a Patreon.

If any of the listeners want to go on over there and hear what the bin is all about. The bargain's good. What's the bin's next? Thank you, God. The bin's next. Blake's bargain bin. Blake's bargain bin.

Yeah, exactly. Gorgeous. Well, I'll give a compliment to Anders since he apologized. And I do appreciate that from you. It takes a big guy to apologize. Just compliment you on getting here. A heavy cocked guy?

We don't know. We'll find out soon in next week. We'll find out. Find out soon enough. I'm not weighing mine. Thanks for joining us on the pod, Derz. You know, we really appreciate you busting your balls to get on here in pod.

We know you're big time Hollywood rush. And yes. Yeah, he's a big, big time star. Yeah, nothing like making a big movie down here in Mobile Alibaba. Absolutely. Nothing like it. Nothing like it.

Working with Bobby Dee. And by the way, we were talking about Homeboy from Three O'Clock High and Kindergarten Cop last week. Guess what? Crisp. Crisp? Don't want to make?

He's a Mobile local. I could try and go find him and do my own podcast. Get lunch. Hey, so guys, on Patreon, I'm starting my own thing. It's called I'm Not Crisp. Yeah. No. The true story of, I believe his last name is Tyson.

I'm going to, we're working the kinks out. It's going to be great. But it's Patreon. It's $24 an episode. Because otherwise I'm not going to do it. That shit's important. Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense.

Kyle, how are you starting a Patreon? Yeah. My Patreon is going to be about fast cars. Cars, cars, cars, cars, cars, cars. Kyle's car car. We're going to be popping the hood and getting into everything new about cars. And I love your content.

Yeah. Except for you don't really know that much about cars. El Camine Pod. We learn together. I do enjoy the artistry of, yeah, I'm not that much of a car guy. Right. Yeah. But I did, I would like to compliment all of us,

actually, because I believe we started making content together. Yes. Yeah. And I think we have a hell of a lot of great content in our wake. Yeah. Yeah, that is true. You know, when we do it, we do it together. And I'm just happy to be here with you guys.

Yeah. Hey, good job. I love it. When we go, we go hard. Yeah. We go hard. I love it. I fucking love it.

And I love that you're saying, when we do it, we do it together. Adam is in Atlanta making something without us. I'm in Mobile. You're in Canada. But when we make it, and I'm making it together. Hey, look at this, guys. Well, you know what I was getting at. You know what I was getting at.

Parts of the country and the world. Yes. But we still come together for the pod, because we love making content. Yeah. Together. Together. I'm still right now, and I'm very sorry about that.

It's important. That's what you're doing, right? Oh, look at Kyle. Very, very, very, bro. I'm sorry. I'm stoned. I'm sorry. I've been stoned.

Should we do two more minutes? Kyle just took a big inhale. Okay. You know, I fought through that whole one. Hi, boy. What, you fought through? Yeah, okay, because you weren't high? You couldn't.

No, I was very high for pretty much the whole time. Oh. Nice. Smoke weed every day. Yeah, I lost my mind on the last podcast. I was, I got too high, and I was too, I was crying from laughing for my good friends. I love you guys.

I love you guys. This is important. All right. Okay, so that's it, right? And that's it. I don't know. And we're done, and we are done. I don't even know.

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