This Is Important - Ep 60: This Ep Will Be Weird When Adam’s Heart Explodes

Episode Date: November 9, 2021

Today, this is what's important:Adam's birthday, Metallica, flannell vs plaid, which of the guys is the most fashionable, Adam's night night juice, set doctors, cocaine, urban legends, set food, Sizzler, getting slizzered, Alabama, Dune, and more. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered

a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart radio, the show where we talk about what's

obviously most critically, crucially important. Today on This Is Important. Before I just busted nuts of dust, I feel like if you've ever been to a carnival, you've heard Metallica. I'm going to go to a doctor, an old guy, he'll finger my butthole. I'll do the whole thing. I'm going to Sizzler. I'm going to Sizzler. And here we go. The big time, boy. Get real. You want to get real? You better act real. Get real. That's a fact, Neil Patrick Harris. That cat is hairless. My cat is hairless. P-I-I nation. Get at this, dude. Well, thank you guys for doing this special episode on my birthday. I know

it was my birthday wish that we come and we do a podcast just so I could be with my guys on my birthday. And I want to thank you guys. Hey, I appreciate you bringing it up instead of us. Yeah, that's cool. Really big of you, bro. Yeah. I come out the gate letting the people know, letting the community know it is my birthday, and this was my special gift to myself. Just doing the podcast. Happy birthday, Adam. Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, what are you doing? We don't want to pay for that. Yeah, we don't want to.

Oh, remix. I don't think the birthday song is public domain. You can. No, no, someone bought it. No. Oh, really? Someone owned the birthday song? Bezos, Musk, who bought it? Yeah, Bezos, Chad Bezos. You know, my favorite, what I think we should start and what I've been doing for the past like, I'm going to say like five or six years, you just sing the end. The whole song sucks. Like, it's too long of a song. That's true. So you just go to you. You just say, happy birthday to you. You just do that. You do that 50 times. That just costs us a hundred thousand dollars. I don't like that. And I'm going to go out on a limb and say, I don't like that, Adam. I like it, Adam. You don't like that? No, I would never do that for you.

You want to see what I got you? Oh, fitness. Oh, what is that? Sporty and rich? I love it, Derz. It's coming at you, pal. It came to my house. Derz got me a hat that says fitness on it. He knows I'm a chubby fitness king. And I appreciate that. Thank you, buddy. Active chunkaroo. I'm an active chunk. That is huge. They call me active chunk. Whoa. Hey, Adam, is this something that used to happen when we lived together? Like, you would have your birthday and you're the oldest out of out of me, you and Blake, right? And you told me that, like, the birthday owl comes and visits you in the evening and gives you wisdom only on your birthday. Did you get any wisdom? Is that a thing, bro?

Am I like, am I making? I might have made that up. Yeah, I feel like I was smoking a lot of weed. I feel like it was like a really bad, yeah, really bad, like fucking recurring joke that we just went with. Yeah. Every once a year? Yeah. Once a year, the birthday owl comes and gives me wisdom. Right. And then that was the bit you couldn't tell me what the wisdom was because I hadn't turned the age yet. So it was... Yeah, you're not old enough. You weren't old enough. Along with age comes wisdom. Along with age comes wisdom. It was cool. That's such a big brother move. Hey, sorry, I can't tell you, you're not old enough yet. Yeah, and I never had a big brother. So, like, you know, that was cool for me.

Adam is your brother. Yeah, I guess I kind of am your big brother. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. I guess kind of. Yeah, you are big, bro. That's huge. My big brother was not my brother. Yeah, I am. I'm the oldest out of the three of us because Blake, Kyle, and myself, we are the exact same age. We graduated high school the same year. And then Derz is the oldest person that we know. And so it's cool to get wisdom. It's cool to have your grandfather with you. It's an elder statesman. Elder statesman. Just to ask, like, what it was like in the old timey times and stuff. Yeah. And the grandpa. The grandpa.

Before I just busted nuts of dust. Morty, Morty, getting close to 40, baby. 38. Yeah, you are. Oh, man. Damn near 40. Damn near 40. Holy moly. Wow-wee-wow. How's it feel? Can we get a check in with the bod? How's it feeling? The bod's doing okay. I'm feeling a little droopy. I went and saw Metallica last night, which was kind of a dream. Give me a hell yeah. Yeah, it was kind of a dream concert and the awesome opening bands, Greta Van Vliet, Cage the Elephant. Didn't see either of them. Cage the Elephant?

Mm-hmm. Wow. Didn't see either. Not sure I could sign off on that. Free the elephant. Right. Yeah. Right. Conceptually. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. They're a band, though. They're just a band. And by the way, how do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time. Yes, sir. That old phrase.

Come into the pleasures ours to know what we're talking about. But I got to, we, you know, it's hard to get there for an opening, the opening act. It started at seven o'clock. I'm like, I had to work yesterday. I had to work on a Saturday, which sucked. So I barely got home in time to, you know, to make the turnaround to go see, does Greta Van Vliet fucking rules? I wanted to see them badly. And so does Cage the Elephant. So I was excited. Is Greta Van Vliet a person or is that just like a weird name of a band? I think that's the little girl. Isn't that the,

that's the little girl who does the girl who's into. No, that's Greta. No. You just really wanted to see her talk about global warming. The climate. Yeah. This is despicable. These lights, the wind power, it takes the light, the stadium must stop. I think it's pretty cool and progressive for Metallica to have her right before they're

coming to her. Yeah, that's huge. They're like, give me fuel, give me fire. And speaking of fossil fuels, you can't fuel no more fires. Kill them all. Kill them all? Well, funny you should say kill them all because the climate. We will all die.

We will. If the icebergs melt. Sleep with one eye open because the icebergs. You're going to have to sleep with one eye open. Because the ozone's melting. Because the freaking ozone, the amount of UV rays getting through is absolutely stunning. Everybody's like, fucking Lars called this chicken here is really into it.

Freakin Lars. Freakin Lars. Well, that's fucking dude. I mean, holy shit, Metallica. Good show. One of the greatest bands of all freaking time, dude. Very cool. Very cool.

I went with our manager Isaac and that was awesome. He was having a great time. Oh yeah, punk rock. But then also I went with Chloe and then Nina Dobrev and her friend Erika. Pick. Nina's in the movie with me in the Outlaws and none of these girls knew Metallica. Not even like one song. They're just like, whoa, okay.

Not even one? Not even like one song. Really? It was like finally at the very end, they played like Antre Sandman or some shit and they were like, okay, I kind of know this one. Yeah, dude. Yeah, crazy. I feel like if you've ever been to a carnival, you've heard Metallica.

Like I feel like that's the first time. That is a good point. Every time I'm going to a carnival, dude, I have a very specific memory of being on the Tilt-A-Whirl and the dude playing Metallica and I'm being like, what is this band? Holy shit. Well, Blake, you forget that we're aged up. You know what I mean? Like Metallica, admittedly, on stage, I was like, oh, they're running around too much.

They're going to be having to take an ice bath after this. Like they're winded. Yeah, they were winded at an air mission. They came back and fucking sat down. They're like looking dusty, dude. Oh, yeah, these. And then the crowd was... Wait, are you heeding on them?

No. You're saying they looked old? They do. They just look old, you know? And then they're... It was just, yeah. You could just tell. They're just...

Yay! I'm not heeding on them. I'm looking. We're all looking old. We're getting old. You look great, brother. I think you look great. Thank you, guys.

Thank you. You don't look a day over 38? Yeah. I mean, it's the ring light, for sure, but you look great. Yeah, it's the ring light. I'm blown out. Yeah, no, but I feel... I mean, these guys have been rocking since the 80s.

Yeah, they've been rocking forever. Yeah, yeah. Not to mention rocking a very hard, like Jaeger infuse. Yes, yes. A very hard. Right, right. So what's the set like? Are they...

Because I remember they did that whole thing where they played with like the symphony and all that. Lots of fire, lots of fire. Fuel and fire. There's a lot of fuel, a lot of fire. Pyrotechnics. Clay knows that song. A lot of...

I would say the median age was probably 43. So it was a little bit of an older crowd. I love it. It was cool seeing like just 60-year-olds there just throwing the fuck down. Like they were... Yeah. They were just like right in the pocket,

or like 55-year-olds where they were just like, oh, shit, fuck, yeah, Metallica. Riding the lightning, if you will. Did it get real when they were like doing that Nothing Else Matter song where people like fucking just hitting their chest like, Nothing Else Matter? Dude. There was a lot of it getting real.

It was fucking awesome. Yeah. I love it. I'm jealous, dude. Did you wear all black? Yeah, what was your fit? Go off. What was your fit?

Yeah, what look were you running? Go off, King. I don't have many clothes. You know, I'm here, I'm just shooting this movie. So I didn't bring like... You're gonna go to Wardrobe and see, but like lace me up. Oh, yeah.

Wardrobe, the character, the bank manager, Owen, had a ton of sick Metallica concert gear. You never know. You don't? That's where you gotta go steal the other Wardrobe, bro. You gotta go grab, go raid other people's stuff. Yeah. Kyle.

Yeah, yeah. Steal Pierce Brosnan's looks, man. This guy's looking mad cool in the movie. Yeah. So what, you just rolled up in like a snap button shirt? Or what, what are we talking? No, I had a, I wore a black t-shirt. I was like, okay, this is good.

Look at that, yeah, yeah. Sick, slimming. It's a little slimming. Yeah, that's why they started it. They're like, look, we just want to look good up here, look slim, fade to black. Just look a little lean. And then, you know, jeans and a flannel jacket that I have.

I fit it. There's a lot of flannel jackets. A lot of flannel jackets. Yeah, I would imagine there'd be a lot of flannel, a lot of denim, a lot of leather. What is a flannel jacket? Like a heavy flannel? Like an extra thick flannel?

Yeah, like lined? Yeah, it was lined. Here, I got it right here. I'll show you guys. I'll do a little fashion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put on the outfit. Fashion show for my boys.

Yeah. Will you just put on the entire ensemble? Put on the whole ensemble. His hair was pretty much what it is, right? He doesn't change his hair that much, right? Yeah. Unless you like spiked it into the faux hawk that he rocks in. But that's not a flannel.

That's just plaid. That's plaid. Yeah, that is plaid. That's the speed. And that's the speed. And what's the, what's the movie? No, what do you mean? In Spaceballs.

Spaceballs, yeah. What do we say? This isn't flannel? How is this not flannel? What do we mean? No, that's plaid. That's not plaid. What's the difference between plaid and flannel?

I guess they don't know. Flannel's a material. Oh, really? Yeah, it's like a soft whatever. You can have flannel sheets and not have the plaid print on it. You can't. Adam, Adam, you can have flannel sheets, Adam. I guess you could have flannel sheets.

Yeah. If you are in a cabin or something. But Ders is speaking too soon. Ders doesn't know that if it's made out of flannel or not, he doesn't know. He doesn't know. He doesn't know. He doesn't know.

He doesn't know. I can see the fabric. You can see the fabric. So you know what it feels like? Yes. Oh, wow. Ders. What?

I can see how it's stiff. It's stiff. Flannel is loose. It's soft. Shut the fuck up. OK. Adam, does it feel like your winter sheets? Shut up, bitch.

Does it feel like your winter sheets? No, it's like a ripstop. It's like a nylon. I live in Southern California. I don't have winter sheets. No. It's a nylon with a plaid print on it. Moving arm.

OK, well, all right. So it's plaid. I want to live in this for a second. Let's go from metallic to plaid. No, let's really break this stuff. Well, I just don't believe. I don't understand how you guys don't have flannel sheets for the winter time.

It's so cozy. I do. No one's saying we don't have flannel sheets. I just like how you were like, you know, flannel sheets aren't plaid. I'll say I don't have flannel sheets. I don't have flannel sheets. Shut up. Shut up.

You don't have any flannel sheets, even when you were a child, and cold, cold, cold. Yes. When I was a child. Yes, yes, yes. Growing up. Growing up, I had flannel sheets that were not plaid. Okay, so you guys know what I'm talking about.

Okay, I will say I still don't know the difference, and that's going to be something that. A flannel shirt is what Joey Lawrence would tie around his waist. Oh, great reference. Right. And it looks, and it looked like this. It looked very similar to this. It could have a plaid print.

Well, it was plaid. Yeah. It was a plaid flannel, right? That's what you're saying. Right, yes, exactly. You can have a blue flannel. This is important. Okay.

Flannels are just usually plaid print. But like what, here, scratch, scratch your jacket up near the microphone with your nail. Yeah, I fucking called. It's a nylon. Oh, I can hear that. I can hear that. Good job.

Yeah, you can, you better, yeah. You damn right you can hear it. No, no, I mean, look, I will, I will eat crow. I got yolk on my face, okay? Yeah. I did not know that you were that attuned with materials. Have we as a collective group, none of us can say yolk,

or we're all committing to saying it wrong? Well, I leaned, I leaned into that. You're leaning into it. Yeah, my man, he leans with it. I leaned into that. We're leaning into that, saying it wrong. Okay, that's fine. That's cool.

We've adopted the same. We're yolk folks. Yeah, we're yolk folks. Okay, Ders, what does my shirt feel like? Yeah, Ders, guess the material. It looks like it's cotton. Okay, good job. Which can also be sheets, and cotton can be sheets.

We need percentages because Kyle's going to take it off and he's going to read the tag. That's 100% cotton. You're saying 100% cotton. You're claiming 100% cotton. He's going 100% cotton. We're going to stretch this, bitch. Kyle, can you take your shirt off real quick?

Yeah, guess what? I just got my genetics test, and that shirt says it's 100% vac cotton. I think I just ripped it. Hold on, I got to take it off. Let's go! And now, do we all get our scales to weigh our nutsack and as well as our cocks,

or we didn't get our scales shipped in? I did not. I did not. I had some stuff to do. You guys didn't get it? Okay. Yeah, mine's still Amazon. No, that sucks.

Why did you? No, you did. Yeah, I have my scale ready to go, but I don't have batteries for it though, so I can't do it on this fucking guy. Wait, drum roll, Kyle? What is it? It was dirt, right?

Dude, the shirt doesn't say. I'm sorry. It says it on the inside, on the hip, like along the seam there. Okay, copy you, looking. Here we go. Looking. It's a bagel.

It's a bagel. I will say that I'm glad we dug that out of the crates, because that video of you giving that interview is one of my all-time favorites. So good. Oh, yeah, dude, it holds up. That's why we're friends. I didn't realize it got buried so much.

I'm glad people are seeing it, because my gosh, what a performance. Oh, yeah. I mean, you're mad at the guy. Wow. And he's mad at you. What do we got, Kyle? Look, well, I'm happy to jump into this,

but I just want to... This is 100% cotton. Points! We crushed it. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Are we going to go around the fucking bend here? Durs crushed it.

I love it when I find out cool fucking talents you have. Oh, yeah. Bro, it's awesome. Durs. That's not even a talent. That's a mutant power. I see the next Marvel movie. I'm basically a nightcrawler.

I love this shit. I love it. So, Durs is the shopper of our crew. A little bit. Do we... Like, who is the most fashionable? Is it Blake? Blake is the hippest.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the hippest. Oh, thanks, brother. You can tell by these oakleys. Those are great. Is Durs the most fashionable? Would that be the word? What, like, forward?

Yeah. Here's what I say. I think I have good taste. I have no style. Okay. Okay, very good. Refined taste, no style. You got it, dude.

See, I think I have... I think I'm opposite. I think I have good style. Horrible taste. Yeah, I don't disagree. Yeah, because I like to wear the fucking shit that I get for free. Yeah, sure.

You know? Yeah. Hold that up. That was from a fan. Is that... This is important. Yeah, what the hell? They made those?

Y'all don't know about this one? Whoa. Oh, yeah. No, those are sick. It's a... This is important, and it looks like a can of Ashland. Yeah.

Yes, which speaking of which, if I could just do a quick plug, I'm drinking the new villager spirits. Okay. I haven't gotten to try those yet. Are those good? Oh, my God. Game changers, y'all.

And... I'm drinking, I guess, Bon V is what my wife got for people who were visiting the house while I was gone. That shit's gross. Adam, Adam, dog. Talking about Ashland, I've been sober for eight years.

It's the best out there. Thank you, dude. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you, dog. Well, you know what I'm drinking right now? A can. Roadie.

Okay. What is that? That's a little weed drink, and it's two milligrams THC, four milligrams CBD, and it's just kind of like a glass of wine, basically, the equivalent of like a glass of wine. Sorry.

Is that a tea bag, though? Yeah, what is it? It's a bag of liquid, and you just pour it into, like, soda water, or I like, I drink them with these little sprites. Nice. With my lean. And I'm thinking about maybe unscrewing the top

of this delay spray, and maybe... The Trojan delay spray and chugging it. Yeah. I'd probably recommend against that. Maybe coating my throat a little bit. Wait, why? You're gonna try and drink it? Wait, why would you...

Why would you throw... Coat your throat with that? Couldn't hurt. Yeah. Why don't stop them? Just let them explore. Yeah, my throat hurts. Yeah, let them live his life.

It's his truth. Yeah, it's his truth. That's true. Well, what's that, Kyle? Yeah. I'm just living my truth. Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called

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I am honestly talking about substances. I am about to fucking fall off the wagon. Take a melatonin. All right. That's a sleep enhancer? Yeah. Enhancer.

Sleep enhancer. Should we take five? Should we just take a little break here? I mean, we all know that what I, what I say, sip it on every night, which is a z, a zquel. You're still doing this. Oh boy.

A cup of zquel mixed with some soda water. Do not try this at home. It's my night night. I have it every night. This is 38. Are you going to make it to 40? Come on. Are you still?

Dude, Adam, hold on. No, because we, this is crazy. Look at me, dude. This is 38. Fucking look at me, dude. I'm worried about the inside, not the outside. The outside's great.

Very kissable. Thank you. Tell me again what the concoction is. It's been a while since we ran down this. I forgot. Okay. It is, it is. It's a disgusting habit.

It is zquel, the purple flavor, you know? So zquel is where you're asking your liver to work over time. It's not nyquil. It's not nyquil. Yeah, okay. And it's non-habit forming. Although I do have it every night. Right.

I've got down to a sign. Although I can't go to sleep unless I have it. Okay. And so then I put it, I put it in a, in like a can of liqueur, over ice, you know, like a lemon liqueur, over ice, and I mix it together. And every once in a while,

pillow vodka in it, you know? You know that's lean. You're just drinking lean. Yeah, you're, you're purely making like homemade, like moonshine lean. That's not lean. It's not lean. It's a softened lean.

It's, it's like, over-the-counter lean, right? It's a little slant. Because you can't get lean over the counter anymore, right? You can't get lean over the counter. But the zquel, I bet you the product that's in it though is just named something else and got a different distribution channel. Dude, and I'm not, I'm not like,

I'm not drinking a half a bottle. I'm doing what the amount that they say to do. Right. The one scoop. If you're sick. It's supposed to be for sick. Zquel isn't, is just for sleeping. Yeah.

Zquel's a sleep aid. Oh, okay. Nyquil is, is, if you're sick. And, and I've tried that too, believe me. And it's, it sounds good. The zquel is actually pretty tasty. Sorry. Trust Adam, you can drink an entire bottle of that stuff

and it just does not kick in. Well, what's up? You say vodka sometimes. Is that real, ma'am? Or are you hitting the vodka every night? No, that's every time. No, it's not every time. Yeah, that's what I want to know.

I want to discern this. It's not every time. It's not every time. It's not every time. Not every time. I mean, this guy goes to Metallica shows, dude. Of course he's going for it. It's not every time.

So tonight, what I'm doing, because, you know, I got to wake up at five a.m. tomorrow, right? But for work. Six or seven of these things. Oh my God. How are you going to get up? That's why I'm going to take the melatonin because I got to fucking get down.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Yeah, we got it. We got to hit our Zs. Me and Kai got to go night, night. We're on the East Coast. Bro, for real. Yeah.

But aren't you worried about getting up and how you feel in the morning when you sluggish? No, because there's coffee. No, no, no, no. And I am drinking a lot of coffee in the morning. Oh my God. Your poor body is like. What I do is, exactly.

I wake up. I have a pre-brew pot. I just hit the little button. I take my shower. I chug one cup of coffee. Then I have three venti iced Starbucks until lunchtime. The cause of diarrhea. Then I have lunch.

Then I have a Red Bull mixed with a Lacroix. That's my afternoon go juice. Yeah. And then usually maybe two Diet Cokes to round out the day. And then I come home. You still have fucking Diet Cokes. You're still doing that. I can't do a Diet Coke.

I'll get a heartburn. Your heart must look like Freddy Krueger's face. And then I come home. Then I take pre-workout. Then I work out, learn my lines. You do pre-workout at night? The pre-workout is what's that? What's that again?

That's right. Yeah. After I go home. It's caffeine. And then I do that. I work out. And then usually I learn my lines while on the bike or whatever. Whatever I have to memorize for the day.

And then take my lean. Right. This is the way. Take my night night and go to bed. Bed is so much caffeine. I'm still going to send it. Why don't you skip the workout? The pre-workout one.

That felt like one you could get rid of. Well, because then I won't go workout. I just don't have the energy after working. Are you sure you don't have the energy? Are you sure? After all the potions? And I don't do it. No, I do.

I do do it every day. Are you sure you actually don't have the energy? That's my question because I know you, bro. You fucking go. You don't need this shit. You're a divine. Divine run at a high octane no matter what. We do, bro.

Yeah, we do. Nice. Thank you. The intervention? Thank you. And this is how it would work on me in intervention, which is a lot of compliments being like, I know you do.

I know you do. You're good. You were good. You don't need it. Dude. But no, I do. And then you kind of dodge it and go, but I'm going to keep doing it.

Well, I'm going to keep doing it. You don't though, bro. You don't. I mean, I know I'm on the grind too. It's fucking tiring. I get it, bro. I get it, doggy. Kyle, you're working out.

No, but I mean this whole fucking wake up. The grind of life. Yeah. Waking up. Waking up. What Kyle means by the grind, he means he's waking up. I am.

Yeah, yeah. Grind and coffee. But I know what you're saying. They're going to work. Yeah, the fucking set life, bro. The fucking get up. Waking up. Go fucking get it, you know.

And also sometimes me sometimes work out. Yeah, fuck yeah. Hell yeah, dude. Let's go. Also just worked for a couple of months on a set. Drank caffeine three or four times worked out every night. See, there you go. Oh, okay.

That's cool. Mm-hmm. Okay. Yeah. But I would do a, I would do, I wouldn't do a pre-workout. I would do like a liquid IV, actually. I would drink a liquid IV while I worked out.

Great product. So basically sugar, because that's got sugar in it. Okay. Yeah, but it's not a caffeinated. Right. It would give me sugar, which is enough to like get me through a real workout. Absolutely.

Dude, you've got a pure body. I, you know, I've been riding highs and lows for a while now. So I feel like I need it. I need it. Yeah. Yeah. You should honestly cut it the fuck out. Because you, what you described to me is what any doctor would say is dangerous.

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe. How often do you go to the doctor, Adam? How often do you go to the doctor? Not a set doctor. Set doctors are fake.

Yeah. Set doctor. I get a doctor pepper if I'm. Uh, no. The only doctor I go to is a set doctor and I, she comes to my house. No, the set doctors, you cannot have them. They're, they're not. Yeah.

No! Yeah. Set doctor. No, she's cool. You're almost 40 years old, bro. You got to start fucking looking after your bod. I know. And then when I turn, dude, I'm not almost 40.

I got two more years. And then when I turn 40, guess what? I'm going to go to a doctor, an old guy. Yeah. He'll finger my butthole. I'll do the whole thing. But right now. But like, this is the same doctor who the first year work of hogs was like,

you've all got heart murmurs. And we were like, what? Yeah. All right. See you guys next time. So when you, for, you know, the listeners, when you are on a TV show, you have to have a physical, like the, the network makes you take a physical. And before you do any project.

Insurance. Yeah. Do you have to have a physical for insurance? But these doctors want you to pass because it's the studio that is paying them the rate to come to your house or wherever they come to to do it. So they want you to pass the stuff. So, um, you know, whether she's, this doctor's doing their best or not. I don't know.

She had a dog in a bag. Did she bring her dog with you? It was Paris Hilton. The bag started moving and I was like, yo. She's the doctor that I call if I, if I need someone. Really? Really? Wow.

I don't have a, I don't have a doctor now. Oh, I'll get you one. I got hella doctors. Adam, how long have you been only seeing the set doctors? Uh, like since we started workaholics? Yeah. 10 years, a decade. No.

So you've gone a decade now doing lean every night and all this shit. And then you haven't gone to a real doctor. No, I'd say I started doing, uh, this doctor comes over and you smoke her out. Yeah. Smoked lean. She's like, no, I've been doing, I do, I've been doing the, uh, the Zequel every night, uh, for three years now, four years. This is 38.

Five years. Something like that. Happy birthday to you. Wait, hold on, hold on. So wait, so you go to, you go to this doctor, the, the little industry doctor, right? But you haven't gotten like a legit physical from like a practicing physician. Well, that's a doctor's practicing. He's practicing.

No, like a blood test and shit. Like, have you ever? No, no, no, like, like I'm saying, like the whole nine yards type shit. No, you're not, you don't have to do that stuff to your 40, dude. It's science. Wow. When you have to start doing it. I would agree.

Your heart is a thousand years old right now though. The caffeine is, you know, it's like age, age is a number or whatever. I mean, 70 year old dudes that are in the same shape as me right now. Ders, you, you don't drink caffeine is, is caffeine bad for your heart? I have been wondering this like caffeine's hella good for you, dude. What is the, do you know what the health issues are? No, no, no, he doesn't know. I don't know.

But like, I remember Adam was drinking monsters all the time. And the doctor was like, well, are you drinking caffeine? And he was holding a monster. Like, obviously it's not good for your heart. It, because it raises your heart rate. Well, yeah, yeah, because you're, you're spinning it up. You're, you're, no matter what the caffeine is taking your blood, like your vessels and, and fucking constricting them.

That's what the caffeine does. Exactly. Exactly. That's exactly what it is. Sure. Maybe that is what they're doing. No, that's what happens. That's what happens.

I think it speeds your heart rate up. Because the blood vessels are constricting. That's why. Because you're still throwing a pump blood through that shit. We're missing it. It's science like a motherfucker right now, dude. Science. Thank you.

When we started this podcast, we knew that it was going to be even more hilarious after Adam's heart explodes and we go back and listen to these. We've talked about this. We've warned this man. We're back. Yeah. Now we're having a birthday episode and it's, and we're back.

And guess what? Sometimes I bite off more than I can chew and I need a little go-go to get me through the day. I mean, we're lucky I'm not like a coke head or something. Like if this were the 80s or something, I might be like a full blown coke head. But I'm not, you know. You would probably be a cautionary tale.

It's barely a different thing. You would have been a cautionary tale in the 80s, bro. No, it's definitely different. It is way different than Coke. I'm drinking, you know, I'm drinking coffee and, and, you know, one Red Bull a day. I cut it down to one sugar-free Red Bull a day. That's pretty good.

Oh, congrats, dude. Remember how many monster energy drinks I was drinking? So four cups of coffee, one Red Bull, a Diet Coke, and a pre-workout. Two Diet Cokes. Two Diet Cokes. Yeah. And a pre-workout.

And Z-Coil. I'm still going to send it. Well, no, Z-Coil. Oh, you're going to. Z-Coil is the anti. And Z-Coil and can. Don't forget can. Can is also a downer, no?

It's a downer. This whole, this whole story is a downer. Does all of that together equal cocaine? Yeah, that's my point. You might as well just send like three rails and then just... Yes, points! Yeah, it might be safer for you to pick up the coke habit.

And then way more cool, bro. All right, well, maybe I get into cocaine then, you know? Is that what you guys are saying? This I love. The fucking dude. That shit's important. The fucking dude. Hollywood, baby.

Adam, I like that. I like that for you. I do think it's amazing that this is the new cocaine. Like, this is like all the old like, ah, fucking got on cocaine just to get through the days of. This is the new version. Guess what? Not as cool.

Just not as cool. You know what I'm saying? You aren't cool. You're cool. Oh, thank you. This is not cool. No, I feel... Dude, cocaine sucks.

You know, the handful of times I've done cocaine. It sucks. You feel so shitty. You did a handful of cocaine. I did a handful. I did a handful of cocaine. No, I've done it a few times, but I don't... A softball.

I don't like it. I don't like it. I always feel like gross the next day. You feel like you're sick the next day. It's like disgusting. Cocaine fucks you up. Yeah. Yeah, I did it one time

and then like the next... I didn't... I had no idea what the fuck I was... You know, what I was in store for. And the next day I had to like go over to my dad's house and watch football and I just felt like a dirty fucking sack of shit. I was just like, this sucks.

I couldn't sleep. Wait, before I do this line, what am I in store for? Is he with you? Tatty. Who brought this guy? And you're like, uh, fuck it. Just kidding. What am I in store for?

What am I in store for? What am I in store for, sir? No, but I think even worse is like, anytime you're at like a Coke party or a Coke bar, it's just like the vibe is just not for me. I'm purely just powered by Yeager. Cocaine is a different vibe. I think I went to the Coke bar in college

and it was the most fun bar. Really? Well, I mean, it definitely has the like hot dudes and chicks. Yeah. The sexy drugs. The guys were unparalleled. Yeah, Blake's always talking about the hot dudes. Hey man, I can appreciate a hot dude.

Right. Yeah. Like just coat. This like the noses were perfect for cocaine. Dude, the hair. Hot, hot, hot, hot. It's sick. Yes.

Did I not, did I not mention the hair? The hair was perfect. The hair. Coke hair, dude. The gel. Oh God. The gel. But if you have to take a shit out of Coke party,

good luck, man. Because they're all in there doing lines. Dude, you can never. By the way, being in the room, the Coke room in a Coke party is like, that's the spot. I mean, I guess that's where you make up your movies. During the aughts is when it was still in a room. I feel like after 2010 parties, Coke was just out.

It was like in a room and then it just came out. I feel like in the, well, now I feel like it's not probably. I mean, I'm not going back in the back in this back in the room. I think it's I think it went back in the room. Once Fenton all hit the scene and people were like, oh, gross. That's just disgusting. That's so wax, dude. Yeah.

Ew, gross. You're gonna die. You could yucky. You could yucky. You could yucky. Yucko, munch. Well, wait, that's that's the extreme version of what. So are they cutting it?

No, but that's real. What is it? I know, I know. That's sneak attack, bro. But that's like the they're putting Fenton in cocaine. So it's the most extreme, like, high low you could get in one sniff. I have no idea why the fuck they do it. To me, it seems absolutely insane.

Like you're just murdering your client base. Well, it never made sense to like why you would even put Fenton all in cocaine just for a feeling. It's like, I don't quite or if you're cutting it, it's cheaper. It's cheaper to mix it with a fucking baking soda or whatever. Exactly. Baking soda. Why are you putting another drug in there?

I don't understand that. That has to be a fucking desired concoction. The Travis Scott ship. Obviously, this just came out in the Astroworld music festival. Eight people died. RIP, though, absolutely is the fucking worst. Yeah, kids, dude. But also, there was some fucking lunatic I saw today on the news

that he was injecting people with different drugs. Yeah, it was a shit show. Like going up and injecting people. Get it. Like a syringe and just like stabbing people and people were like, and then people were like passing out and shit. No, thanks. Yeah, no, thank you.

Yeah, I'm like, gross. Maybe I don't ever go to a music festival again. That sounds like the fucking worst stuff. Just go to stick the Metallica. Well, I've said it before, I'll say it again. This doesn't have an accounting crows. Stick to Metallica. No, dude, this was a hard-drinking 60-year-old crowd.

There was no one injecting you with drugs at this place. I mean, half the band went to rehab and all that, so it's probably a good vibe. That fucking sucks. What was Travis's statement? I'm sure he made one that was like... He was just like hella bummed. Well, for sure.

That's gotta fucking suck. Dude, that's the worst. We're throwing a festival. It's gonna be great. His hometown, I believe, right, Houston? Yeah, Houston. Yeah, Houston. But then he did say get the Travis Scott burger.

Yeah, he did. He plugged McDonald's. Yeah, he did say go to McDonald's. In the same statement? No, no, no, no, I don't think I... Super size it. Yeah, but also super size it. Just to put it into perspective,

you know how there was that Woodstock 99 documentary? It's like the worst festival ever. It was actually a really cool documentary. It was just like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, it was like Limp Bizkit. It was super aggro. They started lighting huge fires.

There were deaths. But three people died at that. Eight people died at Astro World. I know. And is eight people dying from drugs? Or I thought it was from like pushing. No, trample, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Which is like the worst. Yeah, okay. So what's the prick then? What's the fucking... That's a different thing. That was just some other shit. Yeah, on top of it, there's this dude going around like hitting people up with like crazy drugs.

Oh, god, damn. It was just a nightmare. That's not polite at all. That's way not polite. That's not cool at all. You have to ask. You for sure ask before you do that. I would say.

I think dosing is like the most evil shit that you could do. Like fuck, fuck you. Right. Murder, but yeah. Murder, yeah. Murder, rape and stuff, but... And then dosing. Do you remember...

Did you guys ever hear the urban legend where like somebody was on... I think for us, it was like that you were on a bark train. You feel a little prick on your back. You inspect it. You pull it out. It's a needle with a little flag that says, congratulations, you just got AIDS.

What? That's some San Francisco Bay Area type shit. That absolutely. I remember that shit where that was like the story where they would put AIDS on a needle or whatever and then just... And then like just prick you and walk away. And walk away.

On like Bart and then like dip. And then it's like, congrats, you just got infected by AIDS. You're not that guy, pal. With AIDS. Well, that's an urban legend, right? That never happened. I don't know. The little things is you've got AIDS now, pal.

And also there's a little note on this needle. Yeah, like they just put a little note on it that's like, it was just like super sinister, evil shit. There was always cool urban legends. Yeah, I got a label maker. You could do that. I got a label maker. Someone's got a P touch.

They just make it up. Yeah, no big deal. Yeah, but that never happened. I don't know. Maybe it did. I haven't Googled it. I don't know. Maybe that's an urban legend.

That's true. Of course that is an urban legend. Like what was the other one? Remember where it was like, we went to a Marilyn Manson concert and then he had this box full of puppies and then he like sent it in the crowd. And he's like, we're not going to play another song

until this box of puppies comes back. Yeah, I never heard that one either. Oh, yeah. That's fucking horrific. Dude, urban legends. I thought that shit was true. I don't know. I remember hearing that like the new kids on the block

had like to get their stomach pumped from like jizz or something. No, I feel like everybody, it was every person was just getting their stomach pumped because they were swallowing too much jizz. Right, like a girl at the high school down the road or whatever. Yeah. We should start like an urban legend about her.

That actually happened to me. I had to get my stomach pumped from too much jizz. Jizz, yeah. Did you guys know that? I didn't know that. I didn't know that. That's awesome. You know why they dropped a best of?

This is important this week. It's the guys that had to get their stomach pumped. And they all had to go to the hospital and get their stomach pumped from jizz. Because they swallowed too much jizz. Each other's, I think so. It was like a gallon when they took it all out. It was like a gallon.

There's gallons of jizz that they like from each other. I think, yeah, I think. Wow, that's a lot of jizz. By the way, you're hearing these rumors and you're like eight and you're like, it's called jizz. You're like, I think I understand like what it, it's a gallon of it though. It's a gallon.

So yeah, you could just go to the hospital from, it's a thing called jizz. Right. The dudes drank too much jizz so you're getting the best of. I remember hearing one, this is legit. One I heard in high school was that a kid like at the other school, he was eating so much pussy

that like his, the acidity, he like couldn't, he woke up and couldn't talk one day because like it like burned his tongue. Because it was too hot, it was too fire. That's life. See, this is when we need a doctor in the building that can or can't have because I don't know.

I don't feel like that could happen. Well, the classic one was Richard Geer, what the urban legend of Richard Geer getting his, the gerbil stuck up his ass and he had to go to the HR to remove a gerbil up his ass. And also the HR. He had to go to the HR. He had to go to the human resources, universal studios.

Human resources department. No, he had to go to the ER. Yeah, but it kind of evolved right into like, it was like a tube and then it was a frozen gerbil, like a gerbil sickle. Well, that's because somebody was like, well, how did he get the gerbil in his bottle? Yeah, we started questioning the reality.

Bro, he froze it, he fucking froze it. This is important. Oh, no, well that was the, that was the urban legend. It was like, no, they put it up there and then it squirms and it feels good. Oh yeah. No, it squirms and it feels good

and then it finally dies and then you can't pull it out. And you're like, oh, what? You had the urban legend where the gerbil died. I think like the urban legend was it froze it. You put the frozen one in the butt. Yeah, it thaws out. No, I never heard that it was frozen. You put the frozen one in your butt, it thaws out

and that's when you start to feel it waking up. And then it crawls. What is it, fucking Encino, man? It just wakes up. Yes, yes, this is it. So wait, it came back alive after being frozen. Right. It was cryogenically frozen.

Oh, sure. Exactly. And you put it, hold up. What? Let me just say this. Hold up. This is the problem. Richard Geer, Richard Geer was so fucking hot.

Yeah. Somebody had to knock him down a pecker. Yeah. They were like, I'm going to fuck this. And that's what happened to us when someone that started that rumor about us getting our stomachs pumped from swallowing each other's jigs a gallon of each other's jigs. Hold up.

Yeah, that person who first started that. That same person. That person whose birthday may or not be today. Whoever started that, I don't know. Hey, either way, you're getting the best of. And Adam, this is for you right here. What is it? What is it?

I see Adam's got a birthday today. Who's that? Yep. Shout out for my cousin, Christian. Nice. What's up? Shout out to Chris. What's up, Christopher?

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and when they do that, that's nice. Right, they better. Lucky duck. I blew the cake out, and I'm like, oh, we're going to cut it? And they're like, we have to throw it away now because of COVID. Oh, because you blew on it. Because I blew on it.

This is the way. And I'm like, well, why did you let me blow on this fucking cake? Right. And they're like, you can have it. And I'm like, I don't want to eat a whole cake myself. And then I'm the only one that can eat my birthday cake. It's fucking weird. So they just had to throw away this cake.

I was pissed now. I feel like people could make that choice on their own right now. You know what I mean? If you see cake and you could do it, like, eat the cake or don't. You could have your cake and eat it, too. I see cake and eat it, too. Yeah, I would have gone in on it. Yeah, I don't know.

People were doing a thing where they would like clap at it, and they would like blow out the things. Oh, yeah, clap what they asked sheets. Or like fanning it. I didn't even think. It was just like, I was wearing a shield, you know, the shield that they make you wear. Right, yeah.

Right. So cool. And so I was like, took it off, blew on it, didn't even think. And then was like, oh, yeah, obviously, we're going to have to throw away this cake now. Well, that's a huge bummer. That's a huge bummer. Like, I feel bad for everybody who smelled the cake,

looked at the cake like, fuck. I bet that crew was fucking pissed, dude. They're going to strike. Dude, and you know that it's a cake loving crew? Bro, every crew's a cake loving crew, man. We want that. Yeah, who doesn't love cake? Every crew loves a good cake, some B-Day cake.

How's the food? How's the food on your movie? Yeah, let's talk about it. Really good. Is it? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it is. It's actually real good, yeah.

I love it. We're good catering. So guys at home, if you've worked on a production and you're not ready, it's basically a smorgasbord of every food you could imagine at a production. And you would just walk down the fucking line with a tray and a plate. And you'd be like, oh, chicken.

They got chicken. Oh, they got steak, too. Let me get both of them. Let me get fish. OK, vegetables, everything. And then at the end of it, they have pies and birthday cakes every fucking day. Yeah, you can get real fat if you want to.

Yeah. Can't stop eating. And then COVID happened. Yeah, and COVID. COVID split up the fucking mess hall, baby. And now it sucks. I will say it's nice because you don't just go and graze when you're bored.

Portion control. Exactly. Oh, I used to stack it. Now you have to, on this production, you have to download this app. Yeah, that's what we got to do, too. Yeah, and then you click, I want a cliff bar or whatever. And then it says it'll be ready and it'll give you a time.

And you're like, in two and a half minutes, I'll go walk over and grab my cliff bar. What? Yeah. Fuck it. Yeah. See, I always just fucking throw on there, like, in the notes, I say, bring two monitors.

Yeah. I say, we're going to bring to the actors and stuff, which is nice. Whoa, that's crazy, man. But yeah, you got to order through the app. You got to get it. At our crafty, you could walk up. You just couldn't pick it up yourself.

I know. That's so weird. And then I got yelled at the first day. They're like, hey, you can't do that. And I said, do you know who I am? And they said, no. When I go, fair enough. Fair enough.

Fair enough. I walked away. I get that. I respect that. Yeah, now you don't get to go back up to the buffet. There's no buffet at all in Hollywood. You just got to go to the app. Honestly, I swear to God, the first time I saw a salsa bar,

back at one of my favorite Mexican restaurants, I shed a fucking tear, dude. We're back. Yeah. Well, that's why I was just wondering, are the buffets done or are they back? No. Are buffets in general back, bro?

Oh, you know big buffets coming out swinging, as soon as they can. Big buffets coming back. You think soup plantation is back? No, RIP. It's gone. They shut down. That's got to be done.

Maybe don't put plantation in the name of your fucking business. What are you thinking? Thank you. I agree. That was bad. But they did put that together. And then soup Nazi?

I mean, the whole thing is problematic in today's time. Catch me outside. How about that? You could just call it the soup place. You know? Admittedly, though, soup plantation did fucking rule. Oh my god. There's one good thing, the broccoli.

Oh, you're out of your mind. The broccoli. My man, tell me about the broccoli. Dude, the little pizzas? Get real. Get real. Am I tripping? Is it just the California thing,

or does everybody know about soup plantation? I think it's strictly a California. Like Southern California? Because I knew in Northern California, we had something called sweet tomatoes. Basically, what this is is it's a. Bizzom. The whole restaurant is a salad bar.

You walk in, you make your salad, then you go to the soup station, then you go to the. It's like Sizzler. Then you go to the muffin station. It's not like Sizzler. What do you mean, yet is? No, Sizzler is a sit-down restaurant with a salad bar.

This, the entire restaurant is a salad bar. Oh, I never got a, I never got a plate at Sizzler. I always got the buffet. Oh yeah, because you're a gangster. You know what's up. You're an aruguloid. Yeah. Yeah, sorry, dog.

I always, that's why I went to the fucking Sizzler was to get the buffet. Oh yeah, dude, I forgot. You're a gangster. You go to Sizzler and don't get the fucking steak. You fucking dork. Oops. Winning.

You don't get lobster? Yeah. Cheese up, hose down. That was my, my shit back. You know, when I was a kid, I used to, my family, when it was your birthday, you got to choose the restaurant that you get to go to. Yes, Sizzler.

Must be nice. Tony Roma. Sizzler don't. No, literally, I remember being a kid. I knew my family was on a budget. You know, I just, that's the thing that my, I hear my mom talk about. So I remember seeing a commercial for Sizzler

and they had that garnish. And it looked so fucking good. And I'm like, oh man, I'm gonna, I can't believe I'm even floating this idea. So I was all, I was mad nervous. And I'm like, for my birthday, I, I hope we can afford it. Pizza, pizza.

I would really like to go to Sizzler. And my mom goes, yeah, I think we can swing that, honey. Oh, shit. All right, man. Yeah. She like took me on a little bit of a ride and I'm like, special treat.

That was a big deal to go to Sizzler by the time, bro. Like, I remember fucking people would always say it when they won. Like, what are you going to do next? I'm going to Sizzler, right? Like, people would do that. No, it was Disneyland. Disneyland.

It wasn't Sizzler. They've literally never said it. Well, wasn't that, wasn't there a dance or something? Like, I'm going to Sizzler. I'm going to Sizzler. I'm going to Sizzler. They are so dumb. They've never said that.

Dude, it's I'm going to Disneyland. And then with, I like what you said, when they won. Yeah. Not even like a championship, just like a regular game. Shaq, you just won the championship. I swear, somebody said they're going to Sizzler, bro. Wait, wait, you just won the fucking Indian championship.

I mean, where you going? I'm going to Sizzler, bro. Troy Aikman, you just scored the winning touch down for that. That was where you're going. I'm going to Sizzler, man. Yeah, I thought it was like some Olympians. Sizzler, man.

I thought some like Olympians or something. Kyle hurt Disneyland and in his little brain, he hurt Sizzler, man. I got to go to Sizzler, man. Oh, man. Yeah, I swear, I heard him say Sizzler, man. Yeah, man. You are so dumb.

Wow. I think it was a thing to go to Sizzler for your birthday, though, right? Because there's like, it's your birthday. You're going to Sizzler. Like, I feel like. What are you talking about? What can you know when it's ever said this, dude?

What are you talking about? What reality are you living in? Does nobody have this ref? He's hitting the pipe, buddy. I don't know. I don't know if I've been to Sizzler. What is this? What's they saying to you?

That's the best addition to this. That is amazing. Ders, you've never been to Sizzler? No, my brother would take us to Red Lobster. That was his birthday. That is high class, right? Oh, Red Lobster was one level up. Yeah, that was one level up.

He would get a lobster and I would just smash on the popcorn tray. You want to know. What you should be smashing on is those cheddar biscuits. Ooh, whee. I think this is before they had the biscuits. They sell those in the freezer section now. Yeah, I love a good biscuit.

A lot of good biscuits down in Mobile, Alabama. Shout out. Yeah, how did you enjoy your time in Alabama? It was great. Had a lot of food. What up, Yellow Wolf? What's up? Is that where he's from?

I think. I could see that. Is he from Alabama? Dude, I wish I ran into him and I could tell him about me and Kyle going to see him at South by Southwest. Yeah, man. We went and got, we hoofed it there and we bought everybody in the line drinks.

Remember that? Yo, this was kind of a fucking, we just got new money move. Yeah. There was a line at this fucking concert. Yellow Wolf. Of like 30 people, maybe 20, right? Of trying to get a beer.

We went to the front of the line, just passed everybody else. And I dropped, it was like, they were just selling like beers, right? It wasn't like a full bar. Yep. And I just put down like 100 or 200 dollars and it was like, everybody here,

this pays for them. And I took the first beer handed to Kyle and then we took off. That's sick. Yeah, we did it. No, but I did it. I feel like we split it though, dude. But we did it.

We said we did it. I did that at the Orange County fair and I got, this woman was mad at me. She was mad at you? This woman was like, yeah. She was like, yes. I was like, because it was like a little bit of a line and I was just like, you know what?

I'm going to go, I'll just pay for everybody and get our drinks now. And so I was like, hey, I need six beers and then whatever any of these people want. And the woman's like, how, oh, you think, oh, you think you're special that you're cutting line? And I'm like, I'm, I'm, don't worry. You're, you're covered.

All your beers are free. Everything's free. Why didn't you cry about it? You can't buy me. Yeah. And she was like yelling at me. And I'm like, I thought I was doing like a good thing. I mean, I get it.

I understand that. You were definitely doing it to get the fuck out of there. And get the fuck out of there. But I was paying for it. But guess what? Money talks and bullshit walks. Okay, bro. I don't know what that means.

If I'm dude in line and I was just waiting and now my beer is free, I'm high, dude. Yeah, totally free beer. That's a good move. I did that at, uh, in Chicago or where were we Ders? Was it Wisconsin? When, oh, in Madison where you caught pizza for everyone? Yeah, dude.

Well, it's the name of that pizza joint. Let's shout them out because that place is fire. Yeah, that was tight. Shout out to Ian's pizza in Madison, Wisconsin. We rolled up. Big E's. If you know, you know. We rolled up really slithered and, uh, just feeling ballsy.

I'm like, pizza's on me. People were high dude. That macaroni and cheese pizza. That wasn't even to, to dodge the line. We already bought it and you were like, blah. Yeah. I miss getting, uh, slithered with you guys. I've been slithered with my boys in, in quite a while now.

You got to get slithered. When was the last time we got, it was the bachelor party. That was the last, yeah. It was the wedding. That was the two longer. Yeah, the wedding and the wedding. It was three weeks ago at your wedding.

Oh yeah. Yeah. It's never enough. It's never enough. Dude, honestly, Adam, after your wedding, I, I went sober for 22 days, dude, but no. Then this villager dropped and I had to get on it. Back on the sauce.

Kyle was like, Kyle thought he had you as I go. Oh wait a second. I'm going to keep going. Go for 23, 24, 25. No, no. How could you not enjoy a villager mango margarita? My God, it's delicious. Is that just a mixed drink in a can?

That's right. Yeah. That's right. It's very good. I love it. Yeah. I love that those are becoming a thing. I, I think my co-stars in, uh, in this movie, uh,

about my father that I did down in Mobile. Yes. I want to hear more about him. I think they think I'm like a drunk because at dinner, I would get like three or four drinks and they'd be like, I'll get a, I'll have a drink tonight. That could be nice. Yes.

And then I'd be like, I need another margarita. And they would be like, oh. Yeah, guys, we're, we're animals. We're animals. Yeah. I sometimes forget that we are little monsters. Yes. And, uh, yeah, we, we just drink people onto the table,

unfortunately. Yeah, no. And we might be a little bit of alcoholics, but, you know. I mean, I am. We have fun with it. Yeah. Right. Like, I'm normally

keeping pace with like a tiba. And a tiba is the, yeah, man. That's why I, I know. No, I mean, I'm watching you guys. It is very interesting from the, cause you know, like we came up together and fucking, I know, I still got the rowdy in me even when I don't drink. You know, I can still like fucking turn up with you guys,

but the level at which the turn up occurs is fucking nuts, dude. Yeah. We're still turning it up to 11. I wonder, I wonder when that'll stop. When you have a heart attack. Is this the podcast where we just go, what the fuck are we doing? Yeah, yeah. We're 38 knocking on 40.

Yeah, dude. Yeah, Z quill. And that's, I mean, bro, there's a lot happening. There's a lot happening. There's a lot happening. It's crazy. It's Lizard at Sizzler. I love it.

I love it. There's a lot happening. Yep. Yep. I love it. Hard lessons. There's a lot, there's a lot happening. Yeah.

And I love it. There is. There's, did you, did you have any takeaways from Alabama? Did you experience Alabama? I'm so curious. I've never been. Yeah. I went to the, so I was in Mobile for the most time,

but then I drove up to Montgomery and I went to the Equal Justice Initiative Memorial for essentially African Americans that were lynched or killed by mobs. It's pretty heavy duty. Yeah. There's a museum there that I highly recommend to anybody who wants to learn more about this country and how fucked up it can be. Mm-hmm.

And how recent these things were. Very crazy. And how fucking horrible they were, you know? Like, did you guys know that the wall of Wall Street built by slaves up in New York? No, I did not know that. I didn't even know there was a wall. Yeah. But it's, yeah, it's, I mean, that's.

I thought it was owned by Mark Wahlberg. Wahlbergers? Yeah. So, and I don't want to get into it about his family and the lineage. Anyway. But like, it's not good. No, but it was it was fucking super dope. I would go there and check it out.

And then besides that, Mobile was nice. People were good. Food was heavy. That's cool that you like take your weekends after working all week and you like better yourself and you go to like museums and stuff. I just get, I usually just eat chicken and waffles. Metallica. And go to Metallica.

No, but dude, Adam, you have an amazing opportunity. Atlanta is full of like American history. It's Martin Luther King like birthplace, dude. I did see, I did see, I drove past on my way to a bar. I went and did see Martin Luther King's house. Yeah, dude. And they were passing in the Uberdorf. That's awesome.

That's where he was born and raised. And I'm like, oh, shit. I out of nowhere parked in front of that house. That's how cool Atlanta is. I was just like, I stopped off to get like a cup of fruit. And then next thing I know, I look over everybody's taking pictures of this house. It's like, I'm literally parked in front of Martin Luther King's house. Right.

Yeah. Martin Luther King Jr. A lot of history down there. It's pretty tight. Yeah. Atlanta is pretty, pretty rad. That's super cool. Never been to Mobile.

Yeah. You know, Mobile, Alabama is, it's a port town there. They have a, not right now, but there's a cruise ship that pulls up there and people get on. Carnival. Lot of fishing. They did the whole like Bubba Gump fishing just down the shore from Mobile. Oh, hell yeah, dude. Good biscuits though.

I fuck with Bubba Gump. Great merch. That's a great place to have a birthday dinner, by the way. Bubba Gump. My God. Is it? Oh yeah. The coconut shrimp is fire.

Treat yourself. I feel like when you'd win a championship, they'd be like, what are you going to do? They'd be like, Bubba Gump. I'm going to Bubba Gump, man. Bro, I'm going to Sizzler, man. Yo, I just watched Forest Gump two nights ago with Emma and it holds up. It's the best. I love it.

So you like Forest Gump, but you don't like Dune? You're crazy, bro. Did you see Dune? I did. Well, you don't like Forest Gump? Not as good as Dune. Not as good as Dune. Are you out of your minds?

Dune rocked. Okay. Is Dune going to win the Academy Award? I'm going to give you five seconds to just reassess the dumb shit you just said. Go ahead. Who? Dune, visually, is off the chain. We're not saying visually.

Better movie. No, you said Dune is better than Forest Gump. Okay. Maybe it's not better than Forest Gump, but it was definitely not as bad as you let on. You're welcome. You went into it thinking it was going to be bad and then you go, cool. The takeaway from Durs wasn't like horrific. It was story-based.

I believe I said it looked amazing, but did you care at any point? It was the fact that it was slow, right? I think I haven't yet seen it, but it was the wrapping. He was just talking about the wrapping. Yeah, it didn't wrap up in the way. Is that what you mean? Yeah. It didn't wrap up on purpose because it is probably the first act in a very long story.

But that's what was actually really frustrating is that they made that movie with the intention of it not ending to make a second movie, but they didn't even green light the goddamn second movie till like two weeks ago. Of course they did. Of course they did. Well, no, but that shouldn't fucking matter. That shouldn't matter about just talking about the movie in the whole. The question that I have is if you take away the fact that there's another movie coming in,

if you were to take that away and then just look at the end of the flick, is it fucking satisfying? Yeah, it made me go on a YouTube dive. Of what? Of what? Cool sand? Cool sand dunes? So Durs is saying no and you're saying yes?

Of what was the YouTube type of other movies to kind of make you forget? No, I wanted to see how it ends. I wanted to see how it ends. To me, that shit is so fucking silly that they just it's so symptomatic of a bigger problem where it's like they fucking print all their eggs in the in the next movie basket. They forgot to wrap up the fucking first movie goddamn forget it was a choice. I'm pissed now. That's life.

It was a choice. That's so annoying. That's the most annoying fucking thing that's going down in our town. I fucking Hollywood fucking sucks. Blaser, who's your favorite character from the movie? Who's my favorite character? Oh, Blake, please just tell us who your favorite character is. I mean, I love the bad guy.

I don't remember what his name is like Baron, whatever. You're talking about Stellan Skarsgard as like the greasy fucking whatever? The fat chub. Yeah, he was sick. He had two scenes and I don't disagree. He was the best actor in the movie. I loved what Jason Momoa brought to the table. I thought he had a lot of heart.

He made me want a casual pilot. What's up, young man? I don't belong in this movie. He made me want to get in the gym. He made me want to be a better fighter. But I was like, how is this guy in this movie? And everyone else is like, tonight the sun sets. Oh, you know who else?

And you're like, this guy's like, hey, hey, that's who else, doesn't it? You know who else rocked it? Javier Bardin, dude. Well, dude, he always rocks it, bro. Dude, he always rocks it. How many scenes is he in? How many scenes is he in? You're talking about people that always rock right now.

And we're not- Because they're hot. Durs isn't talking about performance. All right, okay. Well, here's what it is. It's Blake is the type of person that loves most things. Nurs is the type of person that hates most things. And this is where we're at with it.

I just have standards of like, well, we really gonna pay this kind of money to see these things. I didn't pay. You went to- I didn't pay. So you don't even- You didn't even see it on the big screen and you're talking about the visuals?

Hey, motherfuckers, my TV is big, okay? And I got a sound system, okay? Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay. You just won the world championship. Where are you gonna go? I'm going to Bubba Gump. I'm going to Bubba Gump, man.

We got any takeaways, apologies, giveaways, put down epic frames? Yeah, I'm sorry you saw Doom. I want everyone else to see it too. I am sorry that I said Sizzler and not Disneyland. I'm sorry about that. That was- Dude, it's okay.

Hey, I would like to forgive you for it. I know we kind of jumped on you for that. We're bringing forgives. We're bringing forgives to the end. I would like to add another thing. And I would like to have a fifth thing, which is forgiveness. Does anyone have any forgiveness? A moment of forgiveness.

I'm sorry, mama. I would like to forgive you for that. Man. I'll forgive you. I forgive Hollywood for making Doom. No, dude, that movie rocks you. Have you seen it, Kyle? A buffing bro.

Bro, I'm going to watch it. Get out of here. No, I'm talking about the concept of not rapping. He hasn't even watched it, he's shitting on it. You're going to watch it. I'm talking about the concept of wrapping a movie horribly while putting it on the next one. It doesn't wrap horribly.

I'm just talking about that concept. I feel like that happens all the time because motherfuckers are just thinking about the next one, the next one, the next one. They forget to fucking make their movie good. That movie's good. It's like simple fucking fixes. That movie's good.

Well, Blake says it's good, though. Blake, when it ended, Blake, were you shocked that it just ended? I wasn't. I was freaking hyped. It made me want the next movie so bad. Yeah, because you were like, well, that wasn't good enough. That's an okay feeling to have walking out of the movie. You also have to be like, this movie fucking rocks.

It ain't a fucking TV show. I did. I'm telling you. I thought it rocked. Bro, you want that? Go watch 24. This is not a TV show. This is a fucking movie.

Guys, I would like to compliment you. It's content. It's all content. Happy birthday to you. Thank you so much. And that's another episode off. This is due. No way, my special shout out is due, Adam.

Happy birthday, Adam. You are doing great, buddy. Oh, thank you, buddy. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, all right. Why did you just stop the entire episode for that? Are we all going to go around and say something nice?

Is that what we're doing? No, we don't have to. We don't have to all say nice things. Thank God. Yes, sir. That was an error. You can forgive. You could give away.

You could do apologies. You can do epic slams. Oh, yeah. It's a bagel. Putdowns, you know, the whole thing. Epic apologies. Epic. Do you have an epic apology?

Yeah. Epic forgiveness. It's a bagel. Look, here's what I will say. In regards to Dune, I want everybody who likes it to enjoy it. Yes. Yes. Into it.

I want everyone who is involved making it to be proud of it. Yes, boys. Yes. Into it. But it ain't for me. All right. He's not that guy, pal. He's not that guy.

OK. Not that guy, pal. Hit me with it. You're not that guy, pal. Trust me. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. All right.

I can't wait to watch the movie. I've got to watch this fucking thing. Trust me. And I forgive you, Duris. Epic forgiveness to you. You're wrong, but I epically forgive you. I feel forgiven, bro. It looked like a restoration of hardware catalog come to life.

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