This Is Important - Ep 61: The Dudes Super Bowl: Sexiest Man Alive?

Episode Date: November 16, 2021

Today, this is what's important:Kyle is missing, Sexiest Man Alive, Jason Momoa, first headshots, being a parent, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, being recognized with your mask on, swearing, radio, how dealerships work, The Wire, Pierce Brosnan, the cocaine fuck palace, and more. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hi, I'm David Eagleman. I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions like, can we create new senses for humans? So join me weekly to uncover how your brain steers your behavior, your perception, and your reality. Listen to Inner Cosmos with David Eagleman on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning, and now we're sharing an all-new story of betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered

a terrible secret. I saw it in a folder, and I opened it. What the hell did I just see? Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. This child was laying on the side of the road. The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen. I will admit the others when you catch me if you can. Signed Freeway Phantom. Listen to Freeway Phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, the show where we only talk about

what's the most important bottom line critical thing happening on this planet. Today on This Is Important. I shaved all my pubes off. I look like a little boy down there. God, I forget that the early 2000s are so far away now. Billy James is my mama. Buckle up. Hello. Hello, boys.

You guys, hi. Hello. My Trace Ombres. Oh, Trace Delacuentes. Your pits are looking really good, Blakey. Nice, dude. Look at that. Look at that.

Look at all that pit juice. Let's open on that. You got some hairy pits. Yeah, you do. For being a guy that doesn't have much hair, it's very concentrated right there. And it goes down. It doesn't even go further up your arm. My armpit hair, here, I'll show you guys.

It goes directly out. Is this gross? Uh, no, no, it's not gross. It's just a thing. Is it a sexy pit? Is it a gross pit? Okay. What is it?

What is it? Oh, yeah. Hello. Hello, baby. You see how it. Wake up. Yeah, I see. I see all right.

Oh, so it's not. It's not that. I feel like Blake is more concentrated. Yeah. Is it gray? Is your pit hair gray? No, it's kind of blonde. I have weirdly blonde pit hair.

I don't get it. Is your pit hair all dust? I would love to know what people, because I don't know. I have no. Yours is like full. It kind of. Like you're telling me how you got a bush that just don't quit, huh? No.

Yeah. So what's up with your pubes? There's your title for the podcast. What's up with your pubes? Oh, here we go. All right. We're censored. Yeah.

It's a wispy, wispy joint. All right. Wispy, wispy J's. Kind of not happy we asked. I accidentally, I shaved all my pubes off. I look like a little boy down there. Did you say accidentally? Yeah, I was buzzing the chest and I was like,

they were getting a little unruly. So I was going to, I was just to do a little trimmer route on there. You know, like, and I didn't, I forgot to adjust it back. And so I just took out a chunk and took down to like basically nothing. And I'm like, yeah, we'll fuck everything. Yeah. Perfect. Yeah, I like it like that, dude.

Yeah. Fuck everything. I bet you are fucking everything. So, so I look, I look like a little boy with gist, which did the same size dick as I had as a child. Nice, bro. Yeah, dude. Yeah, it's pretty tight.

Funny how that works. Do we address the elephant not in the room? Or do we just kind of like act like everything's normal here? Bullying. Wow. Is that a fucking shot at my guy? It wasn't a shot. It's the same.

You call them an elephant. That's the same. It was a fun, I get it. It's a fun joke, dude. Guys, Kyle is not with us this week. He died. He's not with us. He chunked.

He chunked out of existence. He had a prior commitment with Satan. Satan. He couldn't make it. And we were like, what do we do? What do we do? Do we just deprive the public of this? The community.

Yeah, the community, thank you. Well, if we could, I mean, we couldn't miss today because it's basically our Super Bowl, guys. It is. You know what just happened, right? Oh, God, please tell us. I don't know. Wait, hang on.

Adam, do you have any idea what he's talking about? Dude, exactly. I know. You know. And I want Blake to explain in detail. Guys, they named the sexiest man alive. We got to talk about it, baby. We got to talk about it, right?

Go for it. I like this. Do you agree or do you disagree? OK, so for those of you who don't know. Who doesn't know? The world is clamoring. The community is a buzz. They are.

The votes are in and people are liking it. Oh, it's a great. It's a fantastic. 2021 sexiest man alive is Paul. Hot shot, Rudd, baby. Was he in hot shots? I wish. They should remake it with him.

Might as well. Might as well have been. That guy was in everything. They should remake it with him. Yeah. I mean, he's a great one because he's funny. He's weirdly ageless. OK.

And he's a super nice guy. Right. OK. Hot, hot, hot, hot. The trick to staying young looking is another thing people don't know about Paul Rudd. He's never seen the sun. He travels around in a little bubble.

He lives in a cave. Keeps the sun off of him. So that's a little known thing and that no one knows. And also. He's a bubble boy. Very, very tiny, very tiny man. Doesn't seem like he consumes a lot of saturated fats. I'm sure his diet is insane.

He doesn't drink Shake Shack milkshakes during a podcast. It doesn't seem like he drinks a lot of Shake Shacks. He doesn't have Starbucks unicorn shakes all the time. Those rainbow ones. Yummy. Cotton candy frappuccino. So you're saying he's slight. He's a thin.

He's a slight man. Yes, a thin guy. I think that's a. He's not short. All right. Yeah, I think he's probably maybe an inch or two tall than me. I don't think he's like a big guy, but I don't think he's. Big guy.

Big guy. Big guy. So wait, you're saying. Big guy. You, you, you like the nomination. I think he's great. You're here for it. I think he's fantastic.

He's funny. He's charming. You think he's the sexiest man alive 2021. That gotta give to somebody. I mean, no, there's some guy in fucking Norway. That will knock you on your fucking ass. Okay. Well, you're going with the unknown aspect.

But, but if we're going, if we're giving it to famous people, and they got to give it away, you could only give it to Clooney and Pitt so many times. True. They got to toss it and they've given it to the rock. And by the way, no. Well, last year was Michael B. Jordan, right? I can pull it up right now. Last year was.

He's sexy. Yeah, he is. That would be 2020 sexiest man of the year. Do you guys have a guess? Yours is Michael B. Jordan. I thought that's who it was. I think Idris Elba was maybe two years ago. I think I think Michael B.

Was it me? Michael B was 2020. And you were right. Idris Elba, two years ago. What do you guys study? Whatever. We know our hot boys. And it's like, I don't know.

I think like Idris was like two years ago. That's weird. I'm for sure. 1990 was Richard Gere. Let's see. Who else? Yes, but that's, but that's my whole thing. Like the debt, like what is exactly the definition of sexy?

Because yes, Paul Rudd. Great guy. Super handsome. Doesn't age a lot. But when I think like sexiest man alive, I'm trying to like, I'm thinking guys that get me like, you know, flood the basement. Yeah. It used to be more dangerous, right?

Sexy has changed. Yes, I get it. The definition of sexy has changed. Well, I mean, have they given it to Jason Momoa yet? Or is he's like next up? He's next up. That's what I'm saying. He's got to be.

He's too dangerous. He's too dangerous. No. That's what sexy is, dude. Too edgy. No, he's got, he's a family man. He's doing movies. He's working a lot.

I think he's, he's like the lovable dangerous. Yeah. He's not like a strung out coke guy or anything. Sorry. He's a family. He has kids. Yeah, he's got it. I'm assuming he's got a whole gang of them.

I love it. He's a family man. His kids. Yeah. I think so. I'm assuming. He has to have kids. I thought he was just married to Lisa Boner.

I mean, weird, wild stuff. Dude, with what I assume he's packing, he's juiced up a few. Okay. There's been a few children out there. The wording, the word choice. He's juiced. The thing about Mamo is, Hey guys, did I tell you?

He's a family man. We're expecting. You juiced her up. You juiced up your wife. Yeah. Oh, good for you. You jambudder. That's how I'm going to,

that's how I'm going to announce when me and Chloe have kids. I mean, like, I guess, guess what? Hey guys, juiced her up. Razzle Matass. She's been juiced. Jamba juice. Jamba juice? No, I don't know if he has kids.

I think he's married to. Okay. If Jason Mamo had children. Oh, he's got a fucking gang of them, dude. Just as I thought. And they all. Oh, we're all his sons. And they got little fucking wild ass hairs.

Oh, this is. Who's he juicing? This is tired. Who's he juicing? Who did he juice? Dude, I don't know who he, this is, I, can the, can the producers look up who he's juiced? Please.

And who. This is what Kyle's here for. Yeah. He would have known this. Yes. Who he juiced and who were squirted out of the, from the juice. Is he wheezing the juice? Don't want to mate.

You know Jason Mamo. He's next up, by the way. I like that guy a lot. I think he's definitely. He's going to get it next year. You just know it to be true. And then you know that his kids have like the coolest, like morning dew, like names, you know that they're just.

Oh, sure. You know that their names are just off the charts. Yo. Yeah. You want to hear some names shit? Yeah, let's hear it, bro. Oh, nah. Goodbye.

We're all aware of, we know who Dak Prescott is, correct? Absolutely. Sexy quarterback. That's the other thing I want to ask. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Go ahead, go ahead. Let me just, let me just squeeze this out because it's quick. We can move on right after it.

Absolutely. Do you know what Dak Prescott's name is? His real name? Yeah. Pizza pizza. Dakotomy. What? Dakariah.

His name is Rain Dakota Prescott. Holy. R-A-Y-N-E Dakota Prescott. Rain Dakota? Yeah. Rain Dakota Prescott? I mean, that is amazing that these hippie ass parents just had this freak athlete of a son.

Crazy, right? Because that doesn't seem like, if you name your kid Rain Dakota, it doesn't seem like you're going to create an amazing athlete football player. Well, I would, like a real hippie would have gone straight just Rain R-A-Y-N-E. No way. Why? You know, are they from the Dakotas? I don't know.

It's more of a hippie thing to be like, we're actually going to spell it differently. You think? That sounds like a vampire name to me. Yeah, I think there was a vampire franchise that involved that word, yeah. Thank you very much. What was the, what was it? I think it was the, what's her name? The like, Underworld movies.

Swedish Resident Evil? No, that's different. Oh no, do the Cape Beckonsale movies? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Underworld. Underworld? Underworld. See, Miss Reel, I don't know. She made like 10 of those and made a grip.

I don't think I've ever seen one of them, but they kill it, huh? Yeah. Evidently, evidently. Well, what's the deal with athletes and sexiest men? How come they're never named sexiest men? There's so many hot athletes. They're super hot athletes, that's right. Cam Newton.

Real quick, Jason Momoa. He is stepdaughter to Zoe Kravitz, to Zoe Kravitz. Stepfather, yep. Yep, stepfather. And he's a, because he's with Lisa Bonari. Yep. Go ahead. I'm sorry, I can't.

Adam's in taking information at lightning speed and processing. Watch Adam read. You are listening to Adam read right now. His kid's name are, I'm trying to look, I'm trying to look to see how to. His kid name are, what squirted out. Oh my God. Or, I mean, they're possible to say. Help me out here, guys.

Nikoa Wolf is the first Nikoa Wolf. I got that. Yeah, I'll let you, I'll let you ride with the next one. Okay. Manakoopo. Manakoopo. Manakoopo. Manakoopo.

Manakoopo. I'm a man. Nama, Mamakia, Momoa, and Lola. That's pretty good. Mulani. No disrespect to any cultures here. This is Adam really trying his best. He's not trying to be dis-

This is, I know disrespect. I'm just, I don't know how to- I think that's IO. I think that's IO Lani. IO Lani? No, to be fair, these names are long. They're very cool. I mean, I said that they were cool and they, and 100%, I knew that they were going to be

something unreal and very cool and he, he- Unreal. I think they're just Hawaiian. Well, that's a very mythical place to Adam. Well, Wolf isn't. Wolf isn't. Is Wolf Hawaiian? No, Wolf is something we recognize.

Wolf is a cool name to name your child. Yeah, you're right. The one name that, yes, I'm sorry, the rest are Hawaiian. All but Wolf are Hawaiian. My bad. Okay. Weird, wild stuff. Yeah, but his name is Jason.

You know what I mean? Like, his name is Jason. His name is definitely not Jason. If Dak Prescott's name is Rain Dakota, Jason Momoa's name is not Jason. Oh, you think he changed his name? Oh, you think he changed his name? Oh, for sure. Can we get producers looking up Jason Momoa's given birth name?

Real name. If it's not something along the lines of like Wolf, Rain Wolf or something. You know what's a fun thing to say? His government name. What's that one? You never heard people be like, what's your government name? Because like, if you got like a street name, Joseph Jason. Well, that's weird.

What's wrong with Joseph? Joseph and Momoa actually kind of, I like that. Joey Momoa? Yeah. Joey Momoa. Joey, I bet he was Joey Momoa on like the paper route. They're like, here's Joey Momoa. Oh, yeah.

I bet his first headshots are like him, like in a baseball t-shirt, like holding a bat or something, trying to get to like some teenage roles. Right. He's a Baywatch alumni, right? Alumnus, I don't know. Is he? Yeah, he was on Baywatch back in the day, right? Oh, that's where I live.

What were your guys' first headshots like? Oh, you know what? I have mine in grabbing. Let me, I'm gonna get it. Dig it out. I wish I could find it. No idea where mine are. I just found it.

My one and only, by the way. I remember I went, I paid. It was like, they're super expensive. They're like 600 bucks or something. And I had to ask my mom, like, yo, I can't cover this. And she's a sweetheart. And she gave me the money to, or half the money or whatever, probably all the money to go get them.

And they were atrocious. The guy made me do five looks. Remember this, Durs? Like that you would make you do. I fucking hated these people. I'mma blow them up. Oh, they're the worst. What was their name?

It was like 600 bucks. Zeke and Michelle or some shit. I have no idea who I would to. Fuck it. But he made me wear a tank top, a wife beater. It was what they used to call them. Yeah, right. And I had to hold, I held on to a chain-link fence.

And then looked over my shoulder like this. Yeah, yep. You know why? Great ass. The ass, man. They wanted the ass. And there it is. Oh, you think they saw that ass and were like,

this is what's gonna get him fired from some Domino's commercials? They were, for sure, you were gonna be in porno. But I digress. All right. Okay, here's the reveal. I was just cleaning up my office, throwing some stuff away the other day, came across like the last 10 of these.

Are we fucking with this guy? Oh, my God, he doesn't age, not smiling. Not smiling at all. Well, you don't, you don't smile in a theatrical. I feel like you, that's the perfect guy to be like in the, in like a NCIS, like special victims. And you are the rapist. I would cast that guy.

Oh, sure. Yeah, like you think it's somebody else and then, but in the back of your mind, you're like, it's probably that dude. Yeah, he's like, you're like the, you're like the athlete that everyone is like, oh man, he's the best. He's the star athlete in high school.

He's in the early part of the episode. He's like, I drove her home. She was fine. And then I left. I don't know. She was a real great girl. Yeah. And then, and then all of a sudden the turn is,

it was you all along. Right. Yeah. And then I went straight to hockey practice. And then I was, I'm, Why didn't you get hired for shit like that? That sucks dude. Yeah.

What the fuck? Truth be told, I think like you just said, I got 500 of these made, right? Yeah. And it cost a thousand dollars. And I was like, and then, Yeah, it was so fucking expensive. Whoever sent them out, they like sent them all out.

And then I, they were like, and then we'll need more. And I go, no. No, sir, I don't like it. It was such a racket, dude. As soon as they were like, ah, you don't need, headshots are kind of a, you just, we could just email photos of you.

Yeah. I mean, I was like, thank fucking God. But even to have to go and get them again, it was a, yeah. And I worked at a headshot place where like, if you got headshots made, you brought the disc to us and we like printed them for you. And God like picked the border and like the font to your name.

And that was a great gig. It was cool. Well, that was cool. Cause it was just like a parade of like hot babes and like sort of famous people, right? It was the sexiest people you've ever seen that hadn't made it yet. And like, I remember.

Or like some, I remember how excited you would get when you're like, oh, shit. I saw that dude in an episode of what, it's like fucking California dreamin. Yeah. Der's got fired for asking everybody for their autograph. I did. Can you just give me your claudigraph?

There was a, there was the guy from Children of the Corn and the Burbs who would come in and get his headshot. Only you would notice. Only me, for sure. The guy who had like the red hair. Yeah. And then like a manager who was basically a manager to people who'd go to those conventions

and just like sign shit from like old movies they were in in the 80s, you know. Dude, those are the best. And then randomly, somebody I went to high school with was in New York acting like in theater and had their headshots made at our shop. And I was like, whoa, this is fucking crazy. Small world guys.

Isn't that crazy? Whoa, dude. Small world. Isn't life crazy guys? Dude, life is crazy. How it just comes full circle. It's kind of wild that like, you know, I feel like Kyle's kind of the introspective dude,

but like we're getting really deep on this. Yeah. Yeah. And it does really come full circle. It's crazy. God, oh my God, it does. Yeah. Hi, I'm David Eagleman.

I have a new podcast called Inner Cosmos on iHeart. I'm a neuroscientist and an author at Stanford University and I've spent my career exploring the three pound universe in our heads. On my new podcast, I'm going to explore the relationship between our brains and our experiences by tackling unusual questions so we can better understand our lives and our realities.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Last season, millions tuned into the Betrayal podcast to hear a shocking story of deception. I'm Andrea Gunning and now we're sharing an all-new story of Betrayal. Ashley Lytton was helping her husband set up a business Venmo account when she discovered a terrible secret. I scrolled down and that's when I saw a hidden folder and I opened it.

What the hell did I just see? I was scared that he was coming home. What Ashley discovered that day was a secret so dark she feared for her life. She was like, oh my god, I gotta get out of the house. He's gonna find out that I've seen this, he's gonna come kill me. Listen to season two of Betrayal on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Between April 1971 and September 1972, six young black girls were snatched off the streets in Washington, D.C. It took four murders before the police finally realized that one person was responsible. I will admit the others when you catch me, if you can. Signed freeway fan. This child was laying on the side of the road. It appeared that she was probably either dragged out of the car or thrown out of the car.

The person said, I murdered your daughter. The killer believed that he may have been seen by the mother. That guy is, he's out of sync with even the worst people. I thought that they would catch him. I thought it was just a matter of time. Is it possible that the killer is still alive? Listen to freeway phantom on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Did you guys get in anything this weekend? Yeah, what's up, man? How was your weekend? What's up with you and your weekend? A lot of soccer for kids. Yeah, baby. What is that like, Ders? Do you like any of the other dance?

What's, what's it like? I'm so drunk. I have no idea. Do you like the other fathers? Yeah. Because you got, you have to like befriend these other, these families, right? These other friends of people. Right.

I feel like my parents put like my, my mom liked everybody, but my, I feel like my dad just went through like 18 years of putting up with people. Yeah. And being like, yeah, it's fine. And then as soon as I graduated high school, he was no longer friends with any of them. And he got a completely new group of friends. Yeah.

He was like, yeah, I'm fucking out later. Fuck it. They're fine. They're okay. They're cool. Everybody, you know, you're just there to make sure the kids are having a good time. Okay.

All right. Coded language. Yeah. No, that is weird though. That's like the whole thing about the processes. Like the process, of course you want your kids to have friends, but when, when you're an adult, it's being friends with the other parents. And it's like, right.

People are fucking weird, dude. People are weird. Yeah. We have their own little things. And by the way, you don't want to like get too close because then next season your kids are on different teams and you're like, how you been, dude? Oh shit.

Competition straight up mighty does. And then, and then your kids are like, but why? Where's, where's a wolf? Right. Jason, I'm always kids. Yeah. Where's Nakoa wolf? Do you guys have anything like that?

Like because you're, you're raising kids in, in LA that they're like friends with, you know, superstars or, I don't know, any sort of actress kids. Oh yeah. I mean, you might not be able to put that on blast, but. Yeah. Can you? I don't know. For sure.

Yeah. I literally just came from soccer with a bunch of parents of, of stature. David Beckham. David Beckham's child. Yeah. I was there with justice. What is her name? But what's her name?

Fuck it. Cool name. Isn't her last name justice cold stone? The Spice Girl Victoria. No, not Victoria justice. Victoria justice. No, no. She's like, she's from like a Nickelodeon or Disney show or some shit.

Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. What was Victoria Beckham's name before it was Victoria Beckham? Sposhbice. Yeah. She's the producers. We need you. This is, this is where Kyle.

This is where Kyle. Kyle. This is where Kyle is on the platform. He's weirdly would have known this. We miss him. Here's my Kyle. Here's my Kyle. He'd be like this.

He goes, man, man, vibro. Wasn't it Spice? And we go, and then we go in on him for 10 minutes while the producers had time to look up the names. You know, I wish Kyle was here. Yeah, we would, we would rail against Kyle. I wish Kyle was here because I would like to give him flowers. We really took him to task on the last, I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to do this.

Wait, no, no, no. I'm looking in the thing now. They're saying Adams was her OG last name. Not right. Oh, Victoria Adams. Okay. Victoria. Weird.

Adams. All right. Who's justice? Okay. Anyway, go ahead. Adam, you have the floor. Well, Victoria Justice is an actress. She's an actress.

Okay. Well, she wasn't at soccer. Yeah, I was going to give Kyle flowers because we gave him shit about the, he was like. Sizzler. Sizzler. And it was, I'm going to Disney World is the saying that everyone always said after they won the Super Bowl or whatever. Like, what are you going to do now?

I'm going to Disney World. But he was referring to, well, he didn't know what it was from and couldn't explain it well. So that's why we were shitting on him. But it is from a movie. It's from White Men Can't Jump. When he's like, I'm going to Sizzler. We're going to Sizzler. Wait, you're giving him way too much credit right now.

Yeah. Because it's not like he was like, you know, I'm going to like St. Barry sing song. Yeah. He didn't sing it. He just said, he's like, that's a thing, right? That's a thing that people say. And we were like, no, it's not a thing.

Like a thing that like, wasn't that guy in White Men Can't Jump? Wasn't he from like the Cosby show? Wasn't he like the friend? Oh, Dwayne Wade is from Different World. I believe his name is Dwayne Wade. Well, yeah. Dwayne Wayne. But in his real life, his name is Kadeem Hardison, which is even better.

He would stick with Kadeem. That's a tough, that's a tough name. Kadeem Hardison, also known as Dwayne Wayne. And Jason Momoa, Joey. That's the Kanye lyric. He went from Dwayne Wade to Dwayne Wade. That's what he was referring to. Yeah.

Because Dwayne Wayne was like the lovable guy right there who wants to date the girl, but she's not interested in him. He was like, whatever we're calling that. Not lovable loser, but like. Well, I mean, what the thing he was most known for was his flip-up shades, right? Yeah. On Different World. Yeah.

But I mean, the flip-up shades is where, what it was all about. The only, like that show was cool. But that's one thing I remembered through all of my decades of life were his flip-up shades. Right. That was it. All of your decades. Yeah. Can you imagine having Sinbad as your RA in college, dude?

Yes. We had Eric Griffin as Montez. It's the same thing. Same thing. Lateral. Yeah, I feel like I could rock some flip-up shades. I feel that would be a thing that I would like. Yeah.

I'm not really an accessory guy, but. They make everybody look better. But they're cool as hell, dude. Remember when I had those magnet shades? That the glasses, the outside were magnets? I had those as a kid for sure, yeah. And then I would let him droop from one side and then go, and. Let's go.

Whip my head around and they would snap onto my face. Goddamn. I remember that. You were really about like, unsnapping your shirt. Chicks dogged, dude. Adam, I remember that. Yeah. Thank you.

Thank you, Chris. It happened. Guys out there, it happened. Yeah. And that's why you should have been sexiest man alive back then, dude, because you were pulling some tricks. See, I don't, yeah. I don't think any of us are ever going to get it.

You don't? I think maybe you or Ders could get it. Oh, stop, Adam. You could get it? No, I don't think so. People love your hair. No, I think when he cuts the hair, it's going to be like, whoa, sexy. No, I disagree.

They're going to go, whoa, his head was way smaller than we thought. It was like a very small head. Fair enough. Wait, speaking of your head size and just body shape. Yeah, my dick head. Let's talk body shapes. Have you guys been constantly recognized with your masks on? Have we constantly?

Have you been constantly recognized with your mask on in public? I've never worn a mask. I don't know. I wouldn't say, yeah, I'm done wearing it. I'm done wearing it. I already caught COVID. I never have. Yeah, I'm an anti-mask.

Yeah, Blake's the anti-mask. I feel like the first time that I ever was out in public, I took a flight to, where the hell did I go? I think it was to Atlanta. Jetsetter. And I was already feeling very anxiety-ridden that I was amongst people and I just didn't want anybody around me because we were so freaked out by this whole fucking scenario.

Yeah, that's right. And then right out of the gate, somebody walked up to me like, hey, are you, are you Blake from Workahogs? And I had the mask on. And I'm like, did you have the hair up in a bun or a hood or what? I had it back in a ponytail. But maybe these really sleepy baby blues just lured them in. But they recognized.

Do you think you have sleepy baby blues? I feel like it looks like I have like variable weighed down stoner eyes. Yeah, I've, yes, I feel like, I don't know if the color of your eyes are sleepy. It's the fact that the dark circles around your, around your eyes. Yeah, you're, I think you're just tired. Just say, my tired eyes. Yeah, you got a real thick patch of- That's why I got the pits, baby.

The pumpkin patch. Don't worry about the eyes. I got the pits. That's what Chloe always says. She says that I look like a person that's five years younger than my actual age, but who's really tired all the time. That's what she says. She's like, you just look five years younger, but really tired.

That's sweet of her. Hold up. I see that. I'll take that. I'll take that. I'll see you later. Wait, what? I keep getting recognized like, I don't understand it.

Okay, Ders, we get it. You're famous. You're in fucking movies. You're Bobby D, dude. You're the most. I get it, okay? I guess I didn't think about that. Yeah.

But it's weird because you're like, you barely recognize your own friends if you rolled up some mirror. You'd be like, Adam? Well, I feel people are used to seeing people with masks on now. So I feel like you can recognize, in this part of the pandemic, it's a little easier to clock people because you're used to seeing everybody in masks. When at the beginning, you know. By that rationale, if we wore full bodysuits long enough,

I guess we would figure out how to recognize people's movement and shit. Yeah, their walks, their body types. Like how Shredder in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is preached. Okay, okay. That's what we were waiting for. Go off, King. The way that his secondhand guy described the way that Turtles were fighting, it was familiar.

It was something from the past. Okay. I like to think that you just started this conversation just to get this point and I'm here for it. Let's talk about freaking Shredder and his past. By the way, that movie, it's heavy. It's not for kids. You're talking Ninja Turtles 1, 19, whatever.

Ninja Turtles 1 from 1990 or whatever. 1990, 1999, 1991. Yeah, it's a game changer. Opens up. The way it's shot. Who did the first movie? It feels like it's Tim Burton. I know it's not, but it's like...

I think it's Steven something. I don't fucking know. Our producers might know. It's Steven, yeah. Spalberg. Yeah, that guy. Dave and Spalberg. Coming off hot off of E.T. went right into Ninja Turtles.

Did you see it in the theaters, boys? Yeah. Yes, I did. Yeah, because I remember when Raphael says, damn, it shook me to the core. I'm like, oh, shit, motherfucker. They cuss. They cuss.

Absolutely shook when he goes, damn. The turtles cuss. You didn't like that? I love that. I know. You're a bad boy. Well, yes, but it was like a grown-up like, whoa, like when you see your parents fighting physically.

Fuck. See, when your parents make you watch them, fuck. Oh my god. When you see your mom stomp on your dad's balls. When they would juice each other. Right. You know that? I loved cursing as a little kid.

I feel like some kids were, some kids like don't like it. Who didn't? On the playground? Oh my god. On the playground. I had a cursing club that you, that me and my friends, it was my buddy's porch. And I'd go over there and you had to say like,

dumb shit, motherfucker, or something in order to get in. What to get in? And then we'd get in there and we would curse and stuff. No, you're right. I remember kids being like, you swear a lot. Or like, man, I shouldn't swear. And I had a friend who was talking about how he's like, I gotta stop swearing.

I do it too much. We were like nine. Fuck you, asshole. Yeah. Well, okay. We got real. I gotta stop fucking swearing. Oops.

Yeah. Damn. I do it too much. Oops. I will also say that Anders Holm, you, Anders Holm, you have the worst mouth of any of the friends I have in my life. You have a terribly foul mouth. You cuss so much, dude.

Oh, I thought you're going to say like breath, dude, because you have Derz's rank. He doesn't brush his teeth. No, no, no, no. I want to live inside that. You cuss so much. And you know that, right? And, motherfucker.

And, motherfucker. You have a very foul mouth. So you must have been on the playgrounds just spitting. I don't remember Derz having like the worst mouth. Like. Am I dead? Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't remember him.

I don't remember him. No, I mean. RIP you, but. I feel like you don't have the, you know. Yeah, sure. You might not even notice it. I still am like, I don't know. Do you guys cuss in front of your parents?

Yeah. Not like unless it's like really necessary. Like, I said, like, I said, mom, get me the fuck right. Yes, get me a fucking spoon. It's, it's my fucking chair now, dad. Yes. You know, that kind of stuff. I'm the, I'm the fucking patriarch of the family now, bitch.

Hey, dad, you stupid bitch. Things like that. Hey, asshole. Yeah. I only swear when I'm referring to my parents. Do I have to whip my dick out of this on you to get the fuck out of my house? I guess I do it when it's like, if I'm like, if I like, describing the contractors at my house, I'd be like,

they're driving me fucking crazy. And like, because I just have to. That's the only way I can describe that. But I don't like casually swear in front of them. Like, man, it's cold as shit out there. Guys, like they go, what? What are you doing? I'm just saying it's fucking cold outside.

I feel like my parents, not my mom so much. You have a different relationship. Yeah. Your parents, your dad swears. My dad never swore in front of me really. Yeah. My dad is, is more like a older brother, if anything. Right.

He's always trying to get me to smoke shit. That shit's important. Are you sure he's not like the workaholics episode? Yeah, that was, that was the workaholics episode where Jack Black is like claiming to be your brother the whole time and at the end, he's your dad, right? It's either that or the other way around, but yeah. No, he was, no, he was claiming to be my dad the whole time

and then later out, I found out he's my brother. Right. How much older is your dad than you? How old were your folks when they had you? I think my dad was 24 and my mom was 22. Oh, yeah. See, you're like, you're watching the same movies. Yeah.

You guys are partying together. I know. I'm, I'm like, I'm wondering if, because, you know, I don't have kids. I just turned 38 a week ago. Congrats. It'll probably be another couple years before we actually have kids. I'm going to be like an old, timey dad. Yeah, old dad.

Who's going to be like, in back in my day, we listened to pop punk music and they're like, fuck you, dad. Pop punk. You don't even, you don't even understand the beeps and the boobs that we like. Fuck you. Right. You're like, I swear too. Let's connect on that.

Fuck. Fuck. You can say fuck. It's fine, dude. I'm a cool fucking dad. They're like, we don't do that anymore. Dad. That cousin is gross, dude.

They probably won't. Are they going to stop swearing, uh, like in the future as things get a little more buttoned up and the offensive is a kind of like, well, those words are. Okay. I like this. You think they're going to take away swear words. Well, remember in Judge Dredd when like the thing flew around and like would ticket you when you swore.

Oh man, Judge Dredd, great film. And that was in Demolition Man too. If you curse like they would, uh, you would get something, there'd be like a beep and it would come out of the wall and it's a ticket. Oh, is that, maybe I'm getting my movies. I think it's Demolition Man. Okay. Maybe you're getting your future movies mixed up.

Because I know Judge Dredd, I thought they did that. And then I also thought like, um, they like, she's like, do you want to fuck? And he's like, yeah. And then they just put on goggles. No, that's Demolition Man. No, that's Coneheads. No, that's, that's Judge Dredd. That's Demolition Man, dude.

That is. No. I swear to God, that is Demolition Man. Who's the woman in Demolition Man? Sandra Bullock. I don't remember Judge Dredd at all, but I loved Demolition Man. Wait, is Sandra Bullock in Judge Dredd? I don't know.

No, she's in Demolition Man. Then I'm having Demolition Man. Judge Dredd is Sylvester Stallone. Yeah. So is Demolition Man. Yeah, I know. He was in a lot of movies. She was a giant star.

Wait, Sandra Bullock is not in Demolition Man, is she? Yes, she is. She's the cop. She doesn't know how to use a three C-shells. But then who's in Judge Dredd? Producers, we need you. Save us. Where's Kyle?

By the way, Steve Barron directed Ninja Turtles. OK, we finally got you. Yeah, for everyone who was so fucking like just hung up on it 15 minutes ago, like who directed Ninja Turtles? Racking your brain. It's Steve Barron. It's Steve Barron. The Steve Barron.

Next soccer game you're at with your kids. For the one community member, the Aruguloid, who's pissed off that Kyle's not on this goddamn podcast, and you're over there just sitting on your bed going, are they ever going to fucking loop back around to who directed the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? It's Steve Barron. It's Steve Barron.

OK. Diane Lane is in Judge Dredd. What? Which, by the way, Diane Lane. She's amazing. She's a babe. I mean, dang. Sexiest man alive.

She should win Sexiest Man Alive. Who did Caitlin Jenner? I feel like that's next year, right? OK. I'm pissed now. No. Oh, no, because she's a woman now. That's not how that works.

Oh, yeah. Oh, here we go. Is there any famous transgender? Oh, my God. She already did this, by the way. That was the whole thing is that she won Woman of the Year, which was controversial because it's like. Oh, she won Woman of the Year.

Yeah, that's right. It's like, oh, really? The Woman of the Year was just a man her entire life, and it was like controversial. Wow. Not to me. I love it. Wow.

I love it. Sandra Bullock is in Demolition Man, and my God, she's great in it. Yeah, then that's what I'm thinking of, guys. I am so sorry. I was just talking to somebody that was like shitting on Demolition Man. They're like, oh, yeah, that was a bad movie.

And I'm like. Don't get the hell out of here. I'm like, oh, there's the age gap. That person was older. And they were like shitting on it. And I'm like, oh, I was that money age, just like a little kid. And I'm like, oh, yeah, he's good. And Wesley Snipes has the blonde hair, and he's just a badass.

Tour de force. Dennis Leary lives in the Sewers. You could remake that movie, and it would be a freaking hit, man. It's like a serial killer that was so heinous, like it's frozen or whatever, and it's thought out in the future. And they have to thaw out the cop from the past to get him, because he's so brutal in today's day and age. Look at badass, baby.

I love it. I mean, this sounds like it's just Austin Powers, right? It's Austin Powers meets Wesley Snipes. What else is it? It's all I just had the other movie. Yeah, it's yeah, it's a lot of movies where they got to get the guy who got like, yeah. Who got thought out. Right.

And I love it. Which by the way, Steve Barron directed Coneheads, which I referenced earlier, which is bizarre to say. So he's got some hits. What's going on with Steve Barron? I don't know anything about Steve Barron. I don't know if I've ever heard his name and he's directed some of the biggest shit movies in the world.

This guy's a fucking killer. He was an Irish British filmmaker. So that tells you one thing. And he directed the music video for Billy Jean by Michael Jackson. OK. Which wasn't that just a live show? No, Billy Jean is one where he's walking on the lights. So he's just like...

Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke. So this guy did Billy Jean, he changed the turtles and coneheads. Just a little bit so he don't have to pay for it. Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke. Billy James. is my mama is not my like I kind of like what she's got going on. I love this Capri song is pretty cool. I love this, you know, that was the first draft in somebody.

Some ghost writer for Michael was like, could we just change these lyrics from I love that Capri son to the kid is not my own. And he's like, OK, I'm over here drinking Capri songs. We know, Michael, we know, dude, Billy Jean to Ninja Turtles. So Steve Barron is he's British or he's Irish? Both. They call that by Rich, the best. If you can believe it. So I'm working with Pierce Brosnan right now on the movie, The Outlaws.

Hey, by the way. Yes, sir. Adam, he's one of the sexiest men alive. Oh, yeah. You know, you know, he's won that a couple of times. What do we think of 96? I mean, 90s for sure. You know, maybe got it twice. Maybe it's 96, 98 combo dog. But his his Irish like terminology is the best, dude.

I've never hung out with. I don't think I've hung out with a lot of like truly Irish, right? Like a Colin Farrell type dude. Yeah, sexy. He because we're doing a little improv and he's like trying to like throw jabs at me and he's like, come here, you little sheep shaga. Right. And I'm like, that's what rolled off his tongue. And I'm like, Jesus Christ, that's in the movie, dude.

And you were like, you heard about that? I'm like, so how did you hear? So that's out there now. I'm like, the fact that that that it must be like a thing that he. Right. Oh, we won in 2001. 2001. Yeah. That was a little later than we thought. Yeah. Yeah. Very recently.

Not that recently. 20 years ago. Yeah. God, I forget that the early 2000s are so far away now when he was 48. So it is a man's game. Yeah, you can't be a young buck. Because Paul Rudd is 50 something. Yeah, they're not giving it to Timothy Chalamet. They're not giving it to Lil Nas X. It's sexiest man life, right?

It's you got to be a man at 48. It's I wish they did sexiest grandpa's. I would beat off to that. OK, people selected. It's first and only sexiest woman alive, Kate Upton in 2014. What? Well deserved. What does that even mean? She was having a big year in 2014.

They needed to sell more magazines. I guess we just we already kind of do that every day. Yeah, I feel like every day we're crowning and every maximum cover. Right. Yeah. FHM. FHM stuff. Every episode of stuff. They're like girl girl next year, next door. So when I was a kid and would do like voices on the radio, they brought me in to.

Will you explain that more or no? I think I have before. So when I was a little kid, I would do different voices. Tell us again, daddy, the community again, daddy, tell the story. My God, it's a fifth time. So I would do voices on the radio and it became like a little bit of a thing, at least in my world, where they were like, we're going to pay you to be part of our radio show

and you could do different characters and voices. And then I go down there and I was in a wheelchair at the time and because of my accident. And so they take me down there and they were like, oh, you're a fucking kid because I only talk to him like in character in a wheelchair, in a wheelchair. Like they must have been like, this is a joke. We can't hire you, but we can give you like free CDs and shit and concert tickets and that kind of thing.

Do you wear shoes? You're not that guy, pal, trust me. I don't know. I did. So I'd go down there and I was like, how do you guys like come up with all these bits on the radio? And what do you guys talk about? They just told me, get a Maxxam magazine.

And that's all we talk about. We read Maxxam magazine. They just go through the headlines. They go through the headlines and then chop it up and discuss Maxxam magazine. Right. Wow. We need to do that for this pod. And how's radio doing now? Yeah, I know.

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What a gig though to get in like late 80s, early 90s. If you're killing it in radio, if you're the man cow morning show or whatever the fuck it is. Yeah. If you, well, it really lasted like big radio shows. It was like Tom like it was like a 20 year run. It was like 1980 through 2000. And then it just died right after that. Yeah.

I mean, as soon as Howard Stern jetted, everyone was like, what now? Wait, what? And then everything got, huh? No. Yeah. That people like, wait, what? Yes. Oh my God.

You're sorry. I forgot your back on set. Your acting is on point. Yeah. You shook dirt. You're back. You're clicked in. Stopped him in his tracks.

And then like everything started getting bought by the same one company. Yeah. And you're like, okay, Jack FM. Our morning radio DJs in Omaha were Todd and Tyler in the morning. My God. I think they're still doing it. They're like them, the fucking guys in Omaha. And they do the classic rock station.

So they'll just be there forever. And they're the fucking kings of Omaha. I was like, oh shit, that's a, that's a cool life. Just to be like the car dealerships, give them free cars to drive around in every month. Like anytime they want a new car, they just go, hey, give me that one. Because they want to be seen driving. That's coming to an end.

They're going to get canceled for that. Oh, Ders. Leave them alone, man. Just let them get these last few years in, man. Yeah. Let them, let them eke out a few more years of, of sweet classic rock action. I'm just saying, I wouldn't even be telling people to get free cars or people are going to come for them.

No, they get, they get, they get the cars. It's free publicity for the dealership. And then they're like, oh shit, Todd and Tyler drive around in brand new, you know, whatever the fucks. Yeah, Nissan's. Did we, did we spoof them with Rod and Ryler in some fashion? Yeah, right. We wrote something where Rod and Ryler were the morning DJs.

I can't remember. That never came out. That was for the. You shelfed that one, Blazer? Yeah, but like I said, this is enough, enough. No, that was for the movie we were, we were writing where Adam was a motivational speaker and it never came out. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Max Diamond. Yeah. A deep cut. Yeah. Netflix, if you're listening now, throw some coin. We'll make you a movie. Come and get us.

Hey guys. Hey, this may be a really stupid question and I'm, I'm ready to get a firing squad, but how do dealerships work when like people put their names on car dealerships? All right. I gotta, how long are we on here for? Goodbye. How do taxes work? Yeah.

Well, how the fuck does like Carl Malone have a dealership in like Russell Westbrook and like. They just so you buy a building and you put a fucking name on it and then you call BMW or whoever and you say, I want to start selling your cars and then they go, okay or not. And then you start selling it and then you take a cut of the commission or whatever, which is super fucked up now because I'm trying to get a new car and everywhere is like, hey, so you know, it's going to be like $30,000 on top of whatever you want to pay to get a car. Well, why, what do you mean? Yeah, what's the deal?

Because of the supply chain and the fucking demand. Everything's fucked up. So like if you want a brand new car that like just dropped that's still kind of fucking hot, they're putting like 20% above sticker price. Yeah. Oh, shit. Just because they can't unload them at the docks or whatever. Yeah.

So it's limited. So like if you got the cash, they're like, you can have it. Jersey, why is the supply chain fucked up? So COVID, bro. Well, it's more, it's actually more complicated than that. So that's life. So I blame the vaccine. Okay.

Pfizer's fault. Basically, we use all the boats to get the vaccines everywhere. And now we can't buy goddamn cars. So. Okay. This is hot, dude. I like this. Is that true?

Shout out to your boy. Is that true, Bam? Oh, no. No. That shit's important. That's true. No. Because in Newport, you could see the like in Orange County, you can see just the boats.

They normally, they're not all the way down there to go into the Long Beach Harbor. And now they're way the fuck. I mean, I haven't been home in months, but there's still, I was told just way the fuck out there that you're just like, oh, there's these giant cargo ships right out there. By the way, give me a heads up when you're coming home. Are you living in my house? I, what? I just.

No. And any photos you see in my feet at the beach? It's not here. It's not your beach. Okay. I've been starting to hear that like now at the docks, though, since there are like all these shipments like waiting, there's kind of starting to be like these, you know, like backdoor deals where you can get your shit unloaded before another.

It's like all this whole like political thing going, not even politics, but ways that people are like paying money under the table to get their shit unloaded. It's like a whole entire system that's come out of it. It's kind of a, it's probably going to be the wire season six. It's going to come back for that. Oh, the docks. Everyone's favorite. I think people shit on that series.

And it's like, I thought, or that, pardon me, that season, people shit on that season. Which one was that? I thought that season was fine. Season two, where like completely departed from the city. And it was like, out of the docks, it's crazy too. And then they were like, let's get back to the city. Yeah, back to the city, though, where they sell drugs and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like the wire, is that just because we, when the wire dropped, we were in Rider's room and like riders used to jerk off to that shit. People do not mention the wire and talk anymore. The wire was even before that. The wire was early 2000s or like, I guess maybe mid 2000s. It was before we were in Rider's room. I feel like you don't ever hear that as like. I think you hear that.

Somebody's favorite show anymore. I only heard that from riders. Yeah, I know you maybe. Well, it's a little bit of a slow burn, but it's also came out like over 20 years ago now. So I think people are, it's less of a current topic. Can producers check the math on over, what over 20 years ago was? Well, quite, just barely less than, it came out what, 19 years ago? I think it came out like 2003 or 2004?

2002 to 2008. Damn. So that's a long time. Yes, points. I'll give that to you. Long time ago. Yeah, almost over 20 years. Almost right when Pierce got Sexiest Man.

That's life. But he's the fucking best, by the way. I hope you guys get to meet Pierce because he's like the nicest motherfucker I've ever met. He's just the coolest. It's cool when you meet like legit movie stars like that and they're very, very cool. Yeah. Because easily James Bond could be an asshole. Like, I don't know, just Daniel Craig.

Who? What did you just say? James Bond could be an asshole. Oh, James Bond. I thought you said Jamon and I was like, this guy's on a nickname basis already with Jamon? It seems like Daniel Craig could be an asshole. He might be a nice guy, but it seems like he could be. You know what I mean? He's got a little vibe where you're like, hey, Dan, okay, forget it.

It's fine. I feel like you want James Bond to be kind of an asshole. Well, not Pierce. Like, I'm stoked on him, but he kind of, you know. Well, you know why he's not an asshole is he run by Fruity and then he turned around in the funniest, yeah, Mrs. Doubtfire. And he turned around the funniest way you can turn around. Oh, yeah.

He nailed that turnaround. He got gigs. He got gigs and chucks from. I don't even know the turnaround. Really? Oh, he gets hit and then it's just a slow like. Yeah. It was a comedy turn.

I've talked with him about it and he's like, yeah. He like kind of didn't even know what the fuck I was talking about. You swear? Yeah. Yeah. Does he acknowledge that he was like one of the greatest parts in one of the greatest movies ever? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I've talked with him about it. I get I didn't throw any fruit at him, which was my initial play. It was a drive by fruiting. Is that the one? Right? Yeah, it was a run by Fruity run by fruiting. Dude, this is what is so fucking cool about his character and Mrs. Doubtfire is like, if that movie was made any other time or whatever, his character would have been an irredeemable

asshole. Like when you see him in the off moments, he would have been like, yeah, I'm just fucking there, you know, like the kids, whatever. It's like she's a great lay. Right. There'd be a weird thing like that. Yeah. Right.

But throughout the whole movie, he's a great dude. He puts up with everything. Yeah. He's just pretty fucking awesome. Yeah. And he's just handsome as shit. Yeah. And even to the point where at the end, like Robin Williams almost kills him.

He gives him CPR and then he gives him a look like, hey, man, thanks for saving my life. Just the coolest dude throughout the whole movie. Was he hit in it or was he not even in there yet? I think so. They never really, they might be a scene on the floor. I know there's a rated X version of the movie. That was like, it really did. They're saying Mr. Doubtfire?

There really is. But I don't think they ever mention if they're. What do you mean there really is a porno parody? You don't remember like on Twitter, like during quarantine, they're like, yo, there's a cut of Mrs. Doubtfire. That is okay. And it might have been R. It might have been R.

Well, yes, it was for sure R. They did. They didn't make Mrs. Doubtfire the porno version. That's 100%. Oh, no, for sure. That's real. That's way, that's way more believable than no, no, no, no, no. X rated regular one.

No, that's what I'm saying. They didn't. Okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm saying they didn't make that movie. It wasn't an NC 17 fucking porno titties out. But there is a porno parody of it probably. Probably. Yes.

Thank you. Absolutely. That has to, though, there's a porno parody about everything. And the fact that there isn't one about workaholics makes me feel that we should have produced that, but that's neither here nor there. It is not. It is neither here or there. It isn't here.

It isn't there. It's nowhere. Oh God, it's called Mrs. Doubtfucker. I will be watching. It's not called Mrs. Mouthfucker. Mrs. Doubtfucker. I will be checking that out later. Mrs. Mouthfucker.

Dude, one of the other things that happened was like right before corona hit, they were about to drop the live Broadway musical of Mrs. Doubtfucker. That was coming out. Oh, like on NBC style, that thing, like other about to do Annie. I don't know if there was going to be televised or it was just going to be on Broadway. And I wanted to see that shit so bad because, guys, Mrs. Doubtfucker is one of my top three movies. I love that film. We talked about how I just saw it last year, right?

And you loved it. Yeah, it was fine. I watched it with the kids. I was just too old for it at the time. And I'm not as we've. Disappointed. At the time, yeah, you were 38 years old when you watched it. But as we've discussed, I'm like a huge Robin Williams guy.

You're not a huge Robin Williams fan. Sure. But you and you were too old when it came out in what 95 or whatever. Yeah, I think I was like already in high school and, you know, not really watching a kid movie, I guess, anymore. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, that one hit that one was a fucking strike for me.

Yeah. Oh my gosh. Me and my sister watched that all the time. Yeah, that movie fucking rips. Wait, so was he also in the bird cage, Pierce? I don't know. The guy's been in so many goddamn movies. Yeah.

Nathan Lane, Robin Williams. Yeah, I just thought I'd ask. I don't know. Nathan Lane was in both. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he was. Wait, who else was in movies? Was he?

I don't think Nathan Lane is in Mrs. Doubtfire, dude. It's that guy who talks like this. Oh, yeah. Whose name is Harvey Firestone? Yeah, he's like, oh my god, I'm in this movie. I'm in Independence Day. Don't Nathan Lane is in Mrs. Doubtfire? No, he's not.

Yes, he is, dude. No, he is not. You're thinking he's his gay brother or his gay brother's lover, and he's neither of those roles. Nathan Lane is not the father. Can we make a movie, his gay brother's lover? That sounds like a fucking sick movie. Let's go.

Dude, it was pretty crazy. I mean, it's really good. It was Harvey Firestone. Yeah, you are absolutely right. Yeah, you gotta know Harvey Firestone. I mean, talk about a character actor. It reminds me of Ma. That's a different era where there were people

that were in every movie that popped like him. Yeah. That you would go, oh, that guy. They don't really do that anymore. They still do. That we, I mean. Is that what I am? That's what you are, dude.

I'm honest, that's what you are, dude. That's why you get recognized by your eyes, dude. They know you from all those roles. They're like, that is a long neck. We got Richard Kynne and Julie Haggerty in this movie, and I feel like that's, they're kind of doing that now. Haggerty's not from Dirty Route and Scalendrills, right? No.

No, Julie Haggerty. Haggerty, what about Bob? She was in Yes, What About Bob. Here we go. Thank you. The mom. Yeah. What about Bob?

Bob, she was Bob. She was Bob. By the way, speaking of Richard Kynne, curb is back. Curb your enthusiasm. One of the greatest shows of all time back and hitting it on all. Out the gate, it's very funny.

Very funny. Very funny. Very funny. It's back. It's like, and now I laugh at how, not only am I laughing at the jokes, I'm also laughing at how enjoyable it is to be like, he's just doing jokes.

It's just funny. It's just funny. And I'm laughing about how people think you can't just make a show again about nothing. It's just what it is. It's just this. It's just jokes. There's nothing else.

I know. I love it. It rocks. And there's no weird agenda. No agenda. No redeeming character. Also, we should recycle or whatever. I feel like every comedy now also has to have

some other thing that they're saying. And you're like, it doesn't. It doesn't have to. Even if you agree with it, you're like, you're making time for this right now. When there could just be more funny jokes. You can't just pull that guy's pants down so I can laugh harder.

Those are our jokes. You can't have like a, you can't have like somebody run through a fence right now. Jokes. Yeah, man. Thank you, guys. On some Chris Farley shit, dude. Oh, Richard Kine remembers living next door to us.

That's right. He was our neighbor for. Where? Oh, at the. He lived next door to us when we, when we lived in Hollywood with the dinosaurs on the roof. The dinosaurs. The cocaine fuck palace.

The cocaine fuck palace that Blake and I lived in. Where we rented this house and they had like a, an eight foot tall metal dinosaur on the roof that you could see when you're drive up. And I remember when we moved in and we were signing the lease and I was like, is there any way that the dinosaurs and the weird ants, it was a giant ant, right? There was like an ant.

There was a bug. There was like an anteater. A crocodile crocodile that were all made out of like rusted metal that were on the roof. And like, is there any way they could stay? And he's like, you want them to stay? And we were like, yes, please. And he's like, absolutely.

I don't know how I'm going to get them off the fucking roof. Right. Perfect. I wonder what happened to those things because they're not still there. Oh, dude, I feel like driving to Big Bear or Mammoth or or maybe Palm Springs, you see the place that sells them on the side of the road.

It's like an establishment that's been there for a while. I could see that. Yeah. I've seen a few of those stops. It's just basically like somebody who knows how to weld pretty well. And they're like, this is going to be my business. Yeah, Blake.

That's what it is. The fact that we didn't get robbed at that place, like not like an actual home invasion, Rob. I mean, someone stole my wallet, but yeah. Well, sure. I mean, the fact that we didn't get like, because we, that guy, it was like a whole shady thing with that house that we rented.

We got a great deal on that house, but we had to pay cash and six months up front. I remember hearing that. Yes. That's why. So it was like kind of a, and for us at that time, that was like, we had just started to make a little bit of money from WorkAllX.

We were just into the second season and then we moved there. And so we didn't have like a ton of excess money laying around. So six months was a lot. And we were like, oh, shit. And we like just rolled the dice because the place was so fucking cool. Well, what it was is like, you know, we were at the OG WorkAllX house, the house we shot at,

but Adam and I were kind of like, we're not done being roommates and living this cool roommate lifestyle. So we're like. Something on the sound board. That's my best friend. I mean, who's running the sound board right now? Who's running the sound board, man?

Sorry, man. I'm still going to send it. Okay, then send it. Then send it then. Well, so me and Adam were like, yo, let's cash out on this weird Hollywood Hills place and just, and the one thing that was weird is for the master bedroom, Adam and I said halfway through,

like three months in, we were going to flip-flop our rooms. No, that's not it. It was, no, it wasn't three months in. It was six months. It was every six months. That's what I remember. No, it was a year.

One year. So one year. And then so Blake got it the first year and I got it the second. Let's describe this. So basically this house had on the upper level, it had a humongous en suite master or primary bread bedroom. It was awesome.

It had sliding doors to go out to the pool. Directly to the pool. Veranda. It was jiggy like that. And then on the second floor, there were two other normal smaller bedrooms that were just not like you're in the Hollywood Hills flossing. And you flipped a coin, I believe.

Yeah, we flipped a coin. And instantly you were like, so we switch every year because you didn't fucking get it and you wanted it, right? Well, we're paying the same amount of rent. So I know, but you got two bedrooms downstairs, correct? Yeah, but it was, it sucked. It did suck.

Yeah. That's all. That's okay. That's okay. And so then you flipped after a year. Yeah. And how much longer, how much longer did you get to spend? For only one more year.

So we, it did equal out that he got it for half the time. You guys were only there for two years? Yes. I believe so. A lot of shit happened while we were there. Oh yeah. A lot of moving and jigging. Like broke his back.

I broke my back. When I locked or when I won the room, I'm like, this dude isn't going to make me pay up. He's not going to make me move all my shit down a floor just so he could sleep in that bedroom. Oh yeah, he is. You have like a iCal reminder? Sure as shit.

As soon as it is your mark, he's like, so, so you ready to switch or what? Well dude, yeah. This dude had like boxes and shit set up. He had like packing tape. I had a pulley system. I was just taking my stuff. I had to move one floor down.

God damn. Did you need help? He was ready to help your ass. Yeah, I had everything packed. You woke up to his face right in front of you like, good morning. It's time. The time is now.

Hello. It's time. Hello. Yeah, it was crazy. But that was a great house. I loved it. I stand by it. I love that room.

That room fucking rocked. It was. It had an amazing amount of closet space. It was like Mariah Carey's house. It was crazy. Yeah, it was truly, it was like an NBA locker room, the amount of like closet space there was. It was fucking nuts.

And then, and then an awesome view. Is this the one that had the shower you like stepped down into? Yes. Yes. Yes, it had like a huge like spa area. Right. It was for, for fuck's sake. Yeah.

And we both blew it. We both just, I had a girlfriend. You had it. You crazy. You had a wife. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah.

All right. I'll let you say that. We blew it. You were married and had a girlfriend. This was like our last bachelor pad. This was like the bachelor pad. I mean, the room was built to have sex in. That's what this house is for.

And we both. With multiple, with strangers. I got it. I got it. I got it. It was a cocaine fuck palace. That is exactly what it was made for. It was a cocaine fuck palace.

And we didn't. Right. Hey, we didn't do cocaine. We did none of those things. Minimal amount of fucking. So we blew it. We did none of those. We had our friends from back home come over.

We stood into pictures with fucking iron dinosaurs on the roof. Yeah. We didn't do anything. Yeah. I'm sorry. Okay. So do you want to kick off some apologies or take backs with your behavior in that home?

Well, I would like to apologize to Blake for. And you know what? No, I stand by it. I wanted that room. It was a fair trade. We got it. It was a fair trade. But friendship.

Hey, is it deals? The deal is a deal. You seem like you feel a little guilty about something. Well, I know that. Well, my back was broken. He made me move all my stuff. Let's go. Come on on to lay, brother.

I just my upside down hanging. Nope. Get out. Well, I'll shout out to us for making that move to that place and having a great couple years there, man. I would. I love those years. We had a great time and just lots of great memories.

You know that the pool was a famous artist did that pool. David Hockney. Oh, for real? Yeah. What do you mean? Designed it or painted around? You know, he painted a bunch of pools in Southern California. He painted that pool.

I didn't know that. The pool looked like it was Peewee's Playhouse on the bottom. Yes, it had all those little squiggles. And it wasn't until years later, they told us when you're moving in and they said, David Hockney did this. And I didn't even click because I didn't know who the fuck that was. And then there was that store. I don't give a fuck.

The fashion store with the books. And I drove past it and it was a David Hockney exhibit years later. And I go into it. Tashin. And is it Tashin? I don't know. I think it's Tashin. I thought it was Tashin.

Like the coffee table book. And so I go in there. And then I'm looking and it's all David Hockney. And there's a whole thing about how he did all these pools in Southern California in the 60s. And right. OG Banksy. Yeah. And then our shit.

You should have like removed that pool and like tried to sell it to someone. Yeah, we believe it by not destroying the property that we're renting. We didn't know. We sucked. He wouldn't have known. He wouldn't have known. He didn't know. So any takebacks, apologies, giveaways or epic slams.

I'm sorry to the fans that we couldn't wrangle Kyle. He's busy prior commitments. We miss you, Kyle. We do. Greatly missed. Super big time missed. The Rougaloids are pissed, especially. And thank God they finally knew that director Steve Barron

directed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles amongst coneheads. Yeah. I feel like we honored Kyle pretty well during that segment. Yeah. He would have loved that. There's a lot of this that Kyle would have just loved, but not here. His fans will have a lot to talk about on 4chan later. I think that would be good.

QAnon. And everybody make sure you go on Toobie and check out fabulous furry freak brothers cartoon. Today was the premiere. Yeah, today's the premiere. Yeah. It was fucking awesome. Huge.

How do people get Toobie? Toobie you can subscribe to on the website. It's free. So you just have to sign up and then you can get it. It's free and then there's a ton of shit on there. And it's, I believe it's like Fox's streaming service that they're trying to get going, but it's fabulous for a freak brothers. Is it also an app on Apple TV and all that?

Yeah, I think so. And yeah, if that was for a freak brothers, we're very proud of it. It's got, I mean, an amazing cast the way it came together. It's John Goodman, Woody Harrelson, Pete Davidson, Tiffany Haddish. Yeah. And we were lucky enough to like myself. We were lucky enough to be a very small part. Yes, sir.

To damn. Are you guys the freak brothers? No. It's Woody. We were, we read for it and then they're like, hey. And then they're like, all right, well, you guys are just yourselves. You guys are two stoners that we're like the current day stoners. That helped the freak brothers along the way.

And it's Woody Harrelson. I think it's kind of a good move, producer wise, because the freak brothers are an old cartoon. 70s, yeah. To get Woody and John Goodman to play those characters, I think it helps. Come on. Hey, how about that commercial with your boy John Goodman? I sent you the other day. Oh, where he's a thumb.

I'm loving it. He's the man. The thumb. Oh, no. I thought you, he's on a commercial right now where he's just like a thumb for. No, no. This is from like very early, John Goodman. It's like a footlocker commercial.

And he comes in there being like, I need this brand, that brand, that brand. As if they couldn't handle it. And the guy's like, what's your size? I got him. Yeah. Yeah. Footlocker. But he looks so young.

His hair looks amazing. I mean, he must have been like 20 years old at that point. I'm like, yeah. And just looking like he could run through a wall. Yeah. Johnny Goodman. Let's, let's give him some flowers. What a man.

He is a man. What a man. He really is. He's the freaking best. So if you had to pick one, him or Pierce. Oh, shit. My fuck. And that's another episode of This Is Important.

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